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maids are olev.

olev!

As it turns out, maids are also a real handful

>>16610187
>tfw maidposting broke 4chan

>>16610186

<50 kb*

Oops.

>>16610187
You're returned.

Damn Succuvirus

>>16610224
Its a goddamn madhouse in here.

What if your mom was a shortstack succubus who ended her sentences with -ssu?

>>16610232
Feels like a good ol fashioned m00t-suit riot

>>16610242
-ssu?

>>16610242
I'd know that anybody she tried to set up a playdate with would be a potential marriage partner.

>>16610187
A handful of ass?

Watching recent Life of Boris video made me think, how would you win your favorite MG over? To woo her? Or maybe she would try to woo you?

>>16610253
Lie, cheat, steal.

>>16610253
Act cute and vulnerable to inflame her maternal and prey instincts at the same time.

>>16610186
This dragon was taken too soon.

>>16610253
Quickly target her weak points, probably. Mayadere girls are hard to read, especially when they are far more dangerous than a human. For my own safety, I would need to act swiftly.

>>16610265
Gas all alps.

>>16610186
>trannyshit OP
kys

>>16610281
>trannyshit
Wew lad

>>16610187
Somebody willing to donate a Shoggoth to me?

>>16610242
Id give HER headpats!

>>16610288
Grab a piece off of mine and keep it watered and warm, it'll grow.

>>16610265
Gas all alps.

Spiders are splendid.

>>16610295
That's cute. I want to grow my little Shoggie and nurture her into she grows full size.

You'll know when she's full size because at night you'll turn over and see those 17 glowing eyes in the corner of the room. Watching you.

>>16610344
Bang! See you, space cowboy

>>16610360
Watching you intently. Noticing your every move. You think it's safe to fap under the covers, but you're wrong. She'll know.

>>16610369
Is that when she strikes? Making mastah feel good?

>>16610362
She's pointing with both fingers though, a GETS joke would have been more appropriate.

>>16610377
No. She'll wait for the morning wood.
>>16610378
Mea culpa, I didn't check her dubs.

>>16610383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OEBo0RF8o
Wrong gets.

>>16610383
>No. She'll wait for the morning wood.

Clever girl. Helping Mastah relieve rail spike.

>>16610265
One less alp isnt much to weep over

>>16610422
Must you bully the alps with your harsh words?

>>16610422
Why so tsun?

>>16610265
La Pucelle was too pure for this world.

>>16610435
She's also not for sexual.

>>16610427
That's the only thing Alps are good for: Bullying

>>16610442
You are wrong. Alps are pure and are for loving. Not bullying.

>>16610448
I'll bully her, take her to the toilet while bullying her and then fuck her in the bathroom.
That'll show her!

>>16610442
I'm going to take my Alp out to a nice dinner, and you can't stop me.

>>16610455
No anon! If you do that then she'll never let you go! She'd get all lovey-dovey on you. And chief goddess help you if you say you love her.

>>16610453
That's the spirit anon!

>>16610455
I'm calling the police you filthy degenerate.

>STILL no buttslut MGE
What the FUCK KC?

>>16610465
That's the plan.

>>16610468
It's too late, they'll never get here in time.

>>16610475
The guy doesn't like anal. I mean, it's weird. He mad 'changes you into a spider that tentacle rapes with your mouth' into a profile, but doesn't like one of the most vanilla... not even a kinks at this point.

>>16610468
>That's the spirit anon!
Yes! And I'll do that every day until she likes me bullying her. And I'll keep having sex with her that way until she's pregnant.

>>16610487
KC doesn't like anal? Then again it makes a lot of sense setting wise.

Does SE even absorb through anal?

>>16610488
What do Alps even birth? Other Aplings?

>>16610475
Anal is a waste in the setting where monster girls desperately want to get pregnant.

I'm glad KC's not a fan of it because I've never found it exciting and tend to skip anal scenes in doujins.

>>16610487
Anal is pretty shit tho.

>>16610495
>thread talks about alps
>alps appear
Who'da thunk it?

>>16610487
Man has his priorities straight.

>>16610487
Good, anal is literal shit

>>16610494
Succubi, duh.

>>16610504
Anal can be nice. But I want to give my waifu all the daughterus. Can't do that when it's in the wrong hole.

>>16610521
Not without portals at least.

>>16610525
They'll come soon. Right?

>>16610344
I wonder what would happen if I put this cute innocent spider in the same room as a mean Atlach-Nacha for a whole day

Alp Meidos!

this is the best position to have lovemaking with vampires

prove me wrong

>>16610535
Something like this.

>>16610525
>"introducing: the anal-womb portal!"
>"Now you can have anal sex with your husband and still get all of his seed in your womb."
>"For all of those times he wanted to do it in the butt but you want to get pregnant."
>"If you buy it now, we give you the portal cock-ring FOR NO EXTRA COST."
>"And for only $10 extra you get the mouth-pussy gag!"
>"Call now!"
TV commercials in MGC would be fun to watch.

>>16610531
Any day now.

>>16610531
>>16610550
October, actually.

>>16610557
How do you know?

>>16610538
I can't, it's a fantastic position.
Literally any monstergirl would benefit from being put into it at once.

>>16610543
Poor girl
I hope a kind anon helps her out of this predicament
And that Atlach-Nacha needs a stern grounding

>>16610560
Because October is when the solar eclipse will cause the end of the world according to the religious people who originated 2017 in the first place.

>>16610281
>Getting bent over traps
There are such things as feminine penises, anon.

>Monster girls showed up in my dreams 4 nights in a row
This is it, I think they somehow managed to get my head address or something.

This time I was in class and paired up with a ZDragon. The teacher told me to check if there was any eletricity in her body with a multimeter but she insisted I did it with my fingers, so I did.
I wasn't with lewd thoughts in my mind, so I started to rub and grope all of her body. By the end she was moaning and drooling from both mouths with a happy expression.

This was the lewdest one so far. Also, it's hard to post.

>>16610537
I would have to make mine wear one of those chastity belts with dildos in them.

>>16610538
Best position

>>16610549
Oh the wonders of mamono mana.

>>16610579
It's over for you anon.

>>16610579
Remember when everyone was joking about 2017 being the big year for monstergirls becoming real?
Now we have a ton of monstergirl animes, a MGQ hentai, etc within the first couple of months.

Anons, I'm scared. Real scared.

>>16610579
>>16610604
I had 2 in a row too, a wet dream followed by an innocent one

In the Cthulhu mythos the weird dreams of people (and particularly artists) are a signal that the coming is near
2017, I believe

>>16610606
Have we had any other signs of elder god fuckery?

woo woo~

>>16610525
>>16610549
>portals
How mad would you be if you were having sweet, baby making sex with a Cheshire. Lots of kissing, reaffirming your love for each other and she even has heart pupils, eventually you blow your load inside her.

Only something is wrong, nothing leaks out and she gives you a shit eating grin that only a Cheshire can. Turns out she used a wonderland potion to create a temporary portal inside of her that sent all that cum straight into a Cait Sith's Womb.

>>16610606
I wonder how many monster I will dream of until it happens. Right now the score is something like this:
Dragon: 6
Kiki: 2
Flayers: 1
Oomukade: 1
Zombie Dragon: 1

I think that's all of them.

Are dark elves literally the most bully-able race?

>>16610586
It's wonderful, isn't it? Just think of all the lewd things you could do with that.

>>16610634

>>16610634
https://youtu.be/2p1iPCUoXaQ

>>16610634
She's not getting sex for a month.
And after that it'll be hate sex for a while.

>>16610634
I think even in MGC that's grounds for divorce

>>16610613
If you look deep into it you will probably find more but then you become a creepy cultist

>>16610646
My wet dream was with a flayer, the dots are starting to connect

>>16610634
>Cait sith gets pregnant and the cheshire has to raise my son

I would laugh so hard.

A few new wife commissions finished today. All of them are super nice, really happy.
the other two:
http://files.catbox.moe/cxomdw.jpg
http://files.catbox.moe/5y5rv8.jpg
Also, an artist on pixiv did a request for me, so that's really cool.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61586837
管理できるなら、彼を洪水させないでください

>>16610604
There's nothing to be afraid of anon, things will be as they should.

>>16610634
DEVILISH

>>16610634
Break up with her

>>16610674
Damn this actually looks pretty good.

>>16610670
Funny how I only had 2 wet ones from all of those.

The flayer one I was just raising a shitload of them. So much for saying I have 600 I guess.

>>16610604
>joking

Y-Yeah me too anon! A-Am I right?

But this is a good think! Maybe in about 3 months we'll finally be with our waifus!

How about the SAW movies but a monster girl version?
Instead of the snuff, men get raped by the more aggressive monsters
and women get monsterised in some creative ways

>>16610674
Good stuff, friend!

Say the portal opens and you get your desired waifu, would your parents approve of her and viceversa? or its a secret marriage?

>>16610658
>hate fuelled sex with a cheshire after a month of not touching each other
That sounds way too appealing.

>>16610702
>"If you can reach the end of the maze lined with corruption fruit juices, you will be free to go. If you fail, you will be corrupted. Your time starts now"

>>16610720
No. They would not. Definitely would not.

>>16610658
with plenty of womb bullying i assume?

Is any one else getting connection errors?

>>16610730
Everyone is.

>>16610729
Absolutely! She has to make up for making me cum inside a cu shith tenfold.

>>16610730
Site is fucked right now.

>>16610741
>tenfold

may that cat rest in semen

>>16610720
I'm sure my mom would find it weird at first as most people likely would, but as long as my waifu makes me happy, my mom would be more than happy. There would definitely be aspects of mine and my waifu's relationship that would need to be kept very secret, but that's just fine.

As far as my dad goes, I haven't had contact with him in several years so I don't know or really care what he'd think.

>>16610720
My family is usually pretty accepting, but I don't think satanic movie monsters hopping out of some dimensional hula-hoop would be OK with any population of people

>>16610702
I'm having an hard time coming up with a scenario that isn't too hardcore or too ridiculous

>>16610720
Chaos species are barely accepted in MGE as it is
They would be treated like the plague if the portal opened up

>>16610741
>Site is fucked right now.
It is, just check this thread on warosu and see.

>>16610634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxczVhG0os8

>>16610702
>Hello anon, I'd like to play a game
>Above you lies a tank filled with garlic juice
>surrounding you are vampires
>you have 10 minuets to solve the puzzle before the tank realeases its contents on you

>>16610720
They'd be fine with it once they know that she isn't a man eating monster.
My mom would be happy that she'll actually have grandkids and that my wife isn't a bitch while my dad would be happy that she actually is a responsible person.

>>16610766
>Chaos species are barely accepted in MGE as it is
>They would be treated like the plague if the portal opened up

I'm ganna protect all the Chaos Girls I find!

>>16610634
You know that one anal doujin someone linked a while ago?
Pretty much that, but with no end in sight.

>>16610720
They would be weirded out, but I don't think there would be many problems.

>>16610794
>that one anal doujin
pls gibe

>>16610776
Well that's not that bad

>>16610776
Anon i would gladly fail this just to be drowned in vampire pussy

sounds like heaven

>>16610809
https://exhentai.org/g/929168/b5852a8ed7/
This one buddy.

>>16610538
It's also the best position for wolfus aswell. It leaves you open to neck bites and scratching your back.

>>16610741
>Site is fucked right now.
Seems better for the moment, I wasn't able to post for an hour or so but things are fine now.

>>16610819
Very much thanks friendly helpful man.

>>16610776
need to be a little more cruel
like drugging him with rage mushrooms but not giving him a monster to fuck

Whats your favorite skin anon

>>16610841
Slightly tanned, but still normal.

>>16610841
Forgetting a single word really changed the question up

>>16610841
A nice Desert Chocolate. But blueberry is still great. So is grape.

>>16610841
The one I put on in front of the mirror.

>>16610841
Darker tans and red skinned oni

>>16610841
pearly pale

chocolate

I want a Wight Mistress to trample on my manhood! I want her to show me how much of a pathetic servant I am! I want her to trample me with her shoes since I'm not good enough to have the bare foot! I want her to make me worship her feet!

>>16610841
Depends on the type of girl.
>blue or pure white for anything demonic
>red for onis
>brown for anything with animal ears or a fluffy tail

>>16610880
i want to fuck a wight until she throws all her etiquette out of the window

>>16610880
That would be divine, been really into monster girl teasing and denial lately.

I want her to promise me the time of my life, get her orgasm inducing claws within an inch of my dick before pulling them away and laughing at me for expecting her to lower herself to that. The "time of my life" she promised would be a footjob because in her words I've "never been with a woman so even a shoe is better than nothing right?"

Bonus points if she teases showing her breasts and puts the clothing back in place before anything shows. I think I'm broken.

>>16610702
The freezer scene is the same, but an angry Yeti is locked in a cage and must be freed to get warm

>>16610897
>Spoiler

Anon no. This is healthy and normal. It shows great strength as a man to want to be denied by a Wight. I want her to tie me up and then push me towards the edge. Then suddenly stopping. Leaving me with her shoes on the ground to finish myself off with. She'd laugh at me and tell me this is why I can't find a girlfriend. No woman would want such a pathetic excuse for a man she'd say. I'd be her little toy on a leash and collar to bully! I'd be so obedient for her. Begging for her to let me kiss and sniff her feet. Maybe she can reward me for being a good boy by spitting in my mouth!

>>16610720
A little surprised there's not a bunch of "well at least you're not gay" responses.

>>16610702
dunno bout SAW, but i wouldnt mind being forced into a labryinth full of very big, very mad, and very horny minotaurs

>>16610917
>she makes you finish yourself off with her boot at her next evening event she holds
>the zombies and ghouls in the crowd giggle
>one of the ghouls feels bad for you and offers to use her mouth but is shooed away by the wight

>>16610930
That sounds nice

I want her to dress me up in a little butler's suit and pull me around by leash at her evening events. I want to be her chair and pet she can show off. Maybe even actually letting me cum this time but instead all over the floor or my pants. How embarrassing!

Although if she likes milk with her tea. She'd jerk me off with her ghostly hands in front of everyone into her tea. Because that's all I'm good for to her!

reminder that dragons need extra love and care, especially if they are half breeds and constantly in heat

>>16610948
I'll make sure to take her out on cute pure vanilla date ending in just a kiss!

>>16610952
and thats how you blue ovary a dragon, which is a bad idea

>>16610937
>only kept around for your amusement value and nutritional semen
How cruel, but also arousing.

Wights are one of the best monster girls for denial play, then again a lot of the high tier monster girls are. Lilims, Pharaohs, Dragons and Baphomets are fantastic for it too.

>>16610961
High ranking girls make the best mistresses. Especially Pharoahs and Wights. Maybe Lilims too.

>>16610959
But I have to protect my purity, anon.

>>16610967
She is taking it by force if neccesary

>>16610959
>When he goes to sleep that night she breaks in and fucks him until he passes out.
And she'll fuck him when he wakes up too. Being in constant heat must be hard.

>>16610974
And I'm wearing the chastity cage. I'm unstoppable.

>>16610948
Even Ice Queen would be a perfect fit for the role and I wasn't even fond of them till I thought of that for them.

I do love the thought of a Pharaoh Mistress though. Maybe she keeps you on a leash and doesn't even want to touch you herself, she orders her Anubis to give you a foot job or something so she can laugh at your miserable face.

>>16610977
>implying any large muscly MG wont just rip it off and violate you on the spot

>>16610987
Crap quoted the wrong post somehow >>16610964

>>16610967
I hope you're ready to take responsibility for what you have done.

>>16610961
Wights are best subs. They want to be conquered, she'll happily let you throw her dignity in the trash and degrade her to a cumdumpster if you feel like going that far. Best girl for pushing down to her knees on the floor and fucking her throat for long enough that she'd choke to death if she needed to breathe, face down ass up anal and spanking, and so on.

>>16611001
No anon. Just no. You can't be this objectively wrong.

>>16610977
>>16610976
>>16610988

and thats how you get a horny dragon, the more you resist the hornier she gets and the more likely she will dry your balls

>>16610988
>>16611000
B-But my purity.

>>16611003
not him, but the idea of big booty wight anal is appealing to me. They don't even poop!

>>16611003
yeah they are for fucking until they revert to their old clingy dumb zombie self and taking photos for public embarassment

>>16611009
Nothing wrong with a big booty Wight Mistress to turn you into her chair whoever she goes.

That's alot of weight on your back.

>>16611016
No they're for being humiliated by and letting her take pictures of you in an ahegoing mess, crotch covered in your own seed. She'll show it to her friends and laugh while you're there.

>>16611000
This reminds me that I haven't checked on that artist in a while.
>>16611001
I like both sides of it but prefer to keep my sub and dom wights as separate individuals rather than going down the dom who turns into a sub the moment sex starts route that doujins so often do.

I hate that stuff so much.

>>16611029
This. I hate that shit aswell.

>>16611017
I mean, if undead don't poop, then the asshole is another orifice for sexy time, all the time! And anal feels fucking goooooood

>>16611029
What a cute dragon. Would take her on a date and propose at the end.

>>16610674
I don't even know if you saw that crude Gazer doodle last thread or not.

>>16611029
cute dragons are for making big families with

>>16611052
That will take a lot of time.

>>16611058
We got all the time in the world for that, no pressure

>>16611044
I'd take any of his dragons on a date.
>check up on his art for the first time in a long while
>see this
God damn.

>>16611077
How is an ass that phat even legal?

>>16611063
I don't care how powerful my waifu actually is. I'd make a pact to have sex with her constantly until we have daughterus.

>>16611077
You know what would has the same effects of raging mush on me? That look.

That naughty, teasing and inviting look would make me pound that ass so much she wouldn't be moving for a while.

>>16611098
No anon! That's what she wants!

http://pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

Wrote some more on the mail order Jinko story from last thread. New from line 127. There is not enough art of buff Jinko's wearing cute clothes in this world, and it makes me sad.

>>16611093
>How is an ass that phat even legal?
That is not phat. Look at those matchstick legs.

>>16611103
I already lost, anon. She's going to get my dick and there is no way to stop it.

>>16611106
Why would a buff Jinko wear cutsie girly clothes? But about the story, it looks good anon!

>>16611077
Name of the artist?

>>16611106
Oh, I thought this was a one off.
The first part was pretty good.

>>16611098
She knows too, that's why she's doing it.
>>16611106
Oh I fully agree with needing more Jinkos in cute clothes. I'm sad there wasn't a cat keyhole lingerie image of one back when it was the meme outfit.

>>16611106
That was very cute. Also I detect suffering in the future. And yes, I need to commission some artists for more jinkos in cutesie clothing

>>16611120
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1510190&type=all
This guy.

Don't let his avatar put you off, the vast majority of what he draws isn't like that.

>>16611127
Here you go, it's someone's waifu, but he got good art for her

>>16611134
>that cat

Something's rising in my pants.

>>16611134
Many thanks. That lewd look really got me good.

>>16611046
Oh?
I skimmed through the last thread, I must have missed it.
>>16607368
That's a pretty cute doodle anon, great work!
Yeah she's very tough to draw but it feels so great when you succeed. I might be a bit biased in that regard, though.

>>16611137
Yeah I tend not to count her since she's fizz's oc and he's an 11 on the faggot scale.

Shame because she's cute.

>>16611151
It's a real shame.

>>16611106
Awesome!

>>16611151
still good art, my man

Shortstack Desert Fox says: Lets have a nice lewd thread with good vibes

>>16611159
That it is.

>>16610720
>your desired waifu
>3D
I don't think so

Why are elves so rapey inducing?

>>16611165
More like widestacked desert fox.

>>16611159
It's sad because her art style is really nice.

>>16611029
Wights are much more of a sub monster than a dom monster in general. Their disposition is just "lustful" (not aggressive or prideful or anything else like that) and the profile says they're never the aggressors.

They know how to make themselves high-value and how the value can be used. When you're pounding her from behind, you're also going balls deep in her elegance and haughtiness.

>>16611165
Short stacks were basically built for intimate soft sex

>>16611171
They aren't, your mind is just corrupted by doujins and memes

>>16611182
That doesn't mean they're sub though. And that can be interpreted in alot of way. Lustful doesn't necessarily mean sub and neither does not being the aggressor, it just doesn't mean she wont rape you.

>>16611187
>tfw i just want a doujin where an female elven raiding party attacks a human village and takes all the boys as sex slaves

>>16611178
Honestly, I need to talk to the same artists fizz did

>>16611106
>All that culture shock
Adorable. Also
>Seven and a half feet tall with a body that would put most bodybuilders to shame
Hot as hell. Keep it up

>>16611182
There's probably still individuals who are dom though, don't forget that "never the aggressors" is just what the scholar observed from talking to a married one, not a reliable indication of the entire race.

>>16611184
That they are
But there's just something about grabbing one up and using her like a onahole really gets me going.

>>16611206

>>16611200
This image is really nice. But does anyone else get a strange feeling about the face? It just doesn't look right when it's looking over the shoulder.

Eh but how can I complain. It's two of my favorite things together, pads and ass.

>>16611206
Same here anon. Same here.

I want to short stackify my waifu and lift her in suspended congress against the wall. Fucking her until she ahegos.

>>16611171
>haughty yet physically weak
Made for overpowering.
>prideful
Pride is fun to crush.
>usually care about the purity of their bloodline
That just makes the taboo of filling one with human semen all that much more enjoyable.

>>16611106
>"It's bigger than you!"
>Laughing succubus in the distance
kek

>>16611221
>Made for overpowering.

No.

>Pride is fun to crush.

NO.

>That just makes the taboo of filling one with human semen all that much more enjoyable.

YAMERO!

>>16611210
>But does anyone else get a strange feeling about the face? It just doesn't look right when it's looking over the shoulder.
The neck is broken.

>>16611221
Pefect
>>16611226
YES
YES
MORE YES

>>16611225
I chuckled at that as well, but my soul hurts at the prospect of presenting my penis to a 7 and a half foot monster girl. I'm terrified by it.

>>16611216
>Suspended congress against the wall
Good taste.

I wonder how a tall muscular girl would feel being shortstackified and being lifted up while being pounded from behind.

>>16611230
All those things you've listed are to be respected. I'm generally ok with alot of stuff anon. But that's way over the line.

How could you do something like that?

>>16611236
>I wonder how a tall muscular girl would feel being shortstackified and being lifted up while being pounded from behind.

That's basically my waifu. I'd love to hear her little protests until she finally gives in. I don't want to mindbreak her though

>>16611237
Elves are the perfect MG to tender bully and make her a housewife cumdump

>>16611233
I'm sure that a monster girl would love it anyways.

Also, Mumbo Jumbo Juju

>>16611233
She'll love it no matter what. And she'll know just what to do with it to make it work perfectly to satisfy her. Plus give it some time and regular sex and pretty soon you'll be the one seeing lustful fear in her eyes when you whip it out.

>>16611245
>housewife cumdump

No anon. Just no. My respect for you just keeps disappearing. Please reconsider your ways.

I hope a dark elf doms you someday.

>>16611254
>Dark elf dominating anybody

i will just overpower her at any time and turn her into a mother without her consent

>>16611257
You actually disgust me. Good day to you degenerate.

So I had said I hoped it would rain soon last night.
And I woke up in the middle of the night with rain lightly pattering my face from the window.
I'm not much one for signs but...

>>16611248
>>16611253
yeah, I know, the fear boner is part of what I like. If I whipped it out to a 5 ft shortstack, they'd be overwhelmed, but a 7 foot jinko might ask if this is all there is, and that kills me

>>16611261
It's happening.

>>16611242
Oh? You also enjoy muscle MGs? They're pretty great
Also, I feel like there is art of a Doraf being screwed like the way I described, but I forgot the artist who made it

>>16611258
They are literally made to be dominated back and impregnated

i dont see anything wrong with what i am saying

>>16611264
I believe it is.
I suppose I should brush up on my Japanese. Or 'Zipanguan'.

>>16611267
>spoiler

A man of taste, I see.

>a Doraf being screwed like the way I described

Damn. If any anon has that. Would be greatly appreciated.

>>16611272
That would probably be a good idea. I don't think I can learn Egyptian in that amount of time though.

>>16611233
I would literally faint once my MG waifu saw it for the first time and she starts laughing or calls it "moby dick"

>>16611261
Oh wow, is the universe gonna rip apart soon?
I just want to lift up my house-monster-wife already and ravage her after yesterday

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Elves have rights.
>Elves are nothing but living onaholes built for your pleasure
>and they're also for raising daughterus together

>>16611298
Amen

>>16611296
If not the universe then perhaps my brain or heart.
Though that's probably over dramatic.
It was quite an exhilarating conversation, yes.
I imagine regular applications of those 'sessions' would make her at peace and satisfied enough to be able to still remain homely and pure outside of the bedroom and especially in public.

>>16611272
>>16611290
What language do they speak in hell?
Otherwise I may be speaking Latin to my Hellhound waifu who only knows Greek.

>>16611298
Elves have rights and are to be respected. Doing what that last spoiler says is ok. Aslong as you tenderly love her with all your heart.

>>16611312
'Tongues' probably.
Maybe if you just start speaking gibberish to her it will come out as something cohesive on her end?

>>16611279
It was a girl with horns and looked like a Doraf while being lifted from behind and being rammed with tears in her eyes, I think.

And yes, big girls are great

>>16611312
Hellish?

>>16611298
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think human boys have rights
>Human boys are nothing but living dildos built for your pleasure
>and they're also for raising daughterus together

>>16611315
>Elves have rights and are to be respected.
Yeah in the country "Doesnotexist-istan".
Elves are for breeding. Simple and true.
You be cutesy with them when no ones looking or else they think they matter to the world. When they should only matter to you.

>>16611330
Awww. That's cute. Although I want to be property of my waifu.

>>16611330
Cute cow spider

>>16611191
It's more that the other high class monsters like Pharaoh and Vampire have a lot of emphasis on their profiles and/or dispositions on the dominance and haughtiness, but Wight's doesn't. It basically says they're secretly turbolewd under their elegance, and all the stuff relating to men is seduction/temptation.

>>16611205
It's true there are monsters that don't follow their profiles, but they're probably the minority.

>>16611263
You're just asking for a motherly Jinko to slam your face into her breast while she holds you in suspended congress

>>16611330
I want to be bred by a ushi oni and fluster her with compliments

the idea of flustering a ushi oni sounds scary by itself

>>16611346
wait, how is that supposed to work? How can she stand and hold me up while I fuck her? I'm not saying I don't want this, I'm just wondering how

>>16611242
>Have dire oni wife
>Sneak some shortstack potion in her booze
>Use her all day


I don't care what happens after, it would be great

>>16611307
I'd still reserve 'those' days for particularly bad work days and special occassions.
At least give your housewaifu time for gentle TLC so she isn't shaking and prematurely wetting herself every time you'd get home.
But imagine the wet spot that'd form on her skirt/pants when you come home visibly agitated from work while her pupils dilate and her legs tremble.

>>16611365
She's holding you in place while shushing you with her lips so she can rock her hips back and forth.
She'd also have to hold you at a lower angle than a guy would hold a girl for easier insertion, so, uh, in that scenario, just hold on to her.

>>16611341
Eh. Still I want to be dominated and owned by one.

>>16611385
I trust her not to drop me.
I also want her to amazon me

>>16611392
All you'd have to do is ask.

>>16611368
Usually I don't like domming girls. But there's just something about short stacks that makes me want to fuck her into ahego while against my chest.

>>16611406
It's because they are God-tier lewd material

>>16611406
It's that they're so small yet curvacious that, as men, it triggers both a primal protective and mating instincts, resulting in wanting to hold one in your arms while you fuck her silly.

>>16611423
Ganna breed my short stack until I give her many daughterus while giving her a loving embrace!

>>16611371
Great point. It would probably make her come to love the TLC days even more since she doesn't have to feel like holding back if an occasional moan or gasp slips out.

>Housewife greets husband in the kitchen once he gets off work
>"Hello dear! I've drawn a..."
>Husband slams his bag down, clearly miffed from a terrible day at work, grunting a curt hello before grabbing a beer and sitting on the couch
>Housewife is worried at first... but then realizes what this means and starts visibly trembling, her new autonomic responses taking her from 0 to 100 in seconds
>Breath coming in short and arrhythmical, lips trembling, knees slightly buckling as her thighs rub together, fuckhol- ladyparts rapidly moistening up in anticipation
>"W-would you p-prefer to just l-lie down before dinner, husband?"
>As he stands up to briskly walk over to her, she feels her womb begin to throb once more

>>16611423
It must be that

How fast is your waifu compared to others of her kind?

>>16611423
>it triggers both a primal protective and mating instincts
Pear-shaped lolis are even better for that

>>16611445
Unless there's booster technology in the MGE, Automatons can at least run very fast if they need to.

>>16611428
Sounds lewd, doing her against the shower wall would increase the maximum lewd
>>16611438
They're even compact for easy carrying
>>16611450
While they do trigger those urges, I'm a shitlord who likes bountiful busoms.

So here's a question...
Are Kemono Friends technically monster girls?

>>16611438
Shortstacks are perfection.

>>16611450
Nah anon. I'm not into that. Short stacks are way better at it for me.

>>16611476
I don't care either way, the show is comfy.

>>16611470
>Sounds lewd, doing her against the shower wall would increase the maximum lewd

YES! We'd make hot passionate love while she's against the wall in the shower. Might even help her cool off after work.

>>16611476
I guess.

>>16611476
The human ears look bad on an otherwise nice kemonomimi design.

>>16611554
gives me an idea for an MG tv show
>Fast MGs, Unaware Human Boys

>>16611554
Poor bag-chan's going to get eaten.

Insects on the beach

>>16611433
I just heavily aroused at the idea of having a slow day and while gently sliding her down she still holds back a little but just hugs our bodies together and breathes heavily with light moans
Also:
>Housewife bites her lips as he walks up to her, visibly shaken
>He grabs her by the head and starts kissing her, forcing his tongue into her mouth and swirling it with hers
>Her eyes slowly look up in ecstasy as her shaking body goes limp, giving her self up to him
>He doesn't even bother ripping her clothes off and just lifts her apron and skirt and moves her panties aside.
>She's flowing like a waterfall
>She jumps onto the counter behind her and spreads her legs to recieve her husband
>As he plunges down into her, she leans into him, moaning uncontrolably.
>As quick as they had started, her husband swiftly reaches his limit and releases inside her
>As he does this she collapses against him, breathing heavily with her eyes closed
>As she's on the edge of passing out, he lifts her up and takes her to the living room
>He sits down in his recliner, wife still attached to his waist and leaning against his chest, and grabs his beer and turns on the local news.
>Housewife passes out as her husband wipes some tears out her eyes.

>>16611589
Hey where's my pic

“I go to the beach on hot days and give everyone there warming hugs!”

>>16611608
DEVILISH

>>16611608
Gonna remove her fur.

>>16611592
>Housewife riding on top on a TLC day
>Sloooooowly sliding up and down on her husband while holding his hands
>Torogaos while gently whispering her husband's name
The heartboner, its too much!
Also I like how that turned out. But now she's asleep in his arms while he's still connected inside her. So if she starts talking in her sleep again, we're just back to square one.
Which is just fine.

>>16611608
>How_To_Cook_Anons_Alive.jpg

>>16611600
I always love how actually bug-like Regs bugs are. I would treasure her.

Its impossible to rape an elf, because rape means there is no consent, but of courses elfs always want to do lewd things, so therefore its not rape

>>16611675
Truly, this is the only interpretation I can think of when people say 'elves are not for rape'

BULK IS BEST

>>16611645
>Torogao
Dammit, How'd I forget that?
I works perfectly with loving sex.
And yeah, she might whisper other stuff in her sleep, but that's just fine
I also forgot to add her moving her hips every so often, but I'm writing in class and someone's giving me dirty looks.

>>16611675
I know how ro rape an elf.

>>16611690
Imagine getting kabedonned in the pool by this fish.

So anon, what would you give your waifu as a anniversary gift?

>>16611675
Its impossible to rape a man, because rape means there is no consent, but of courses men always want to do lewd things, so therefore its not rape

>>16611712
Rough love

>>16611712
Besides a queen bed?

>>16611692
Naughty boy. But it was easily enough assumed she'd do that. I'm sure she'd wake up later on in the bed mid-coitus with her husband on top who's trying to be gentle on her since she's sleeping.
Once she's awake she'd lean up and whisper she wants him to go all out on her so he can rest easy that night. And when it sets him off and he starts ravaging her, as her eyes start rolling back and her 'other side' starts coming out, she'll think "I'm such a good housewife".

>>16611690
I prefer musclegirls that don't have broad shoulders.

>>16611712
A nice dinner out followed by a wonderfully loving sex bender lasting anywhere from a whole night to a whole week, depending on how we're feeling. Also most likely a new latex outfit to add to the collection!

>>16610841
Pale white with faint tinges of blue is the objectively superior skin tone.

>>16611712
LOTS of sex

>>16611700
It would be quite a catch.
Drowning may be an issue.
>>16611727
To each their own for sure. I'm fine with broad or narrow.

>>16611690
You are right.
I like them bulky

>>/jp/thread/13988442#p13988686
Does anyone know this artist's handle? I've been trying to sort my folder and I have a ton by him but I have no idea who he is or if he has a tumblr or pixiv gallery.

Are people really claiming that even dark elves can't be dominating? Domination is what dark elves are most known for.

>>16610948
You're getting pretty repetitive anon. Maybe chill

>>16611756
In MGE. Sadly they prefer to stick to meme elves.

>>16611608
Yetis need to shed before going to the beach or wear those cooling pads Arino uses, but warming hugs when coming out of cool water would be nice

>>16611712
The Order capital on a silver plate!
Failing that, some new boots, a fancy dinner in the Demon Realm Capital, and me overdosed on humpty slimes and manticore venom for a week on end, along with corruption fruit for her to make the most of it.

>>16611752
>Scroll down
>See a seductive bed eye Cu-Sith

I ain't a furry or anything. But...

>Those two ?Anubis? at the start

I'm pretty sure those two are Seth? Right?

>>16611762
Maybe Yetis would make a nice towel?

>>16611712
My birthday is next week. You should be asking her.

>>16611752
He goes by Hyphen here but I haven't seen him around in a long time. I know he has a tumblr under a different name but I don't remember it.

>>16611761
But even in other settings aren't dark elves known as female dominated, spider goddess worshiping societies?

>>16611712
I'm consider either that one expensive sex potion she's always wanted to try. Or something move simple like new tools. Oh! Or maybe some blueprints to a building she's always loved!

The daki is really coming along great, I can't wait to get it printed! After seeing so many other waifufags talk about how wonderful their daki is, it gets harder not to have one.

>>16611782
>He goes by Hyphen here
Ah, thanks a lot! That was very helpful, I found his pixiv. http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4182897

>>16611799
I hope you can cuddle with it soon Jabberwock fag.

>>16611771
>See a seductive bed eye Cu-Sith
Which post? I'm not seeing it.
>>16611782
>>16611752
http://thundragon.tumblr.com/

That's Hyphen's tumblr. Just as a word of warning there's all kinds of things that will make people angry, I'm only providing it as a source.

>>16611799
She's so jiggly looking.

>>16611783
Only in forgotten realms which is probably what KC's dark elf is based on.
Japanese dark/brown elves nowdays are hentai rapebait

>>16611805
>Which post? I'm not seeing it.

I don't want to post it. So I'll just imgur it.

http://imgur.com/a/epsQh

There should also be that Seth picture I was talking about. If someone could just confirm it is actually 2 Seth.

>>16611808
Softest Dragon

>>16611835
I'll show you who's boss of this gym.

>>16611835
Someone stole poor wock's place.

>>16611838
I wonder how heavenly it must feel to be squashed between a Jabberwock and a Zombie Dragon.

>>16611838
Will we ever get the hi res dragon zombie art? I assume it was posted with the enty stuff.

>>16611843
>Wock's drooling tendrils and ZD's drooling pussy competing over which can slick your dick the most
>Surrounded by four squishy head sized (or bigger) breasts smooshing all over your face
>a hand on each of their plump jiggly rumps sinking slightly into them
Pretty fuckin good.

>>16611843
It would be extremely soft, like where we're going we won't need higher cognitive functions tier.

>>16611867
>Jabberwock's wonderland aura and pheromones
>Zombie Dragon's miasma
You're on to something.

>>16611838
Jabberwock has the Oneesan perk though, which enhances all her stats +10 to her otouto, allowing her to surpass Dragon Zombie.

>>16611876
>>16611867
>>16611856
Once a man goes beyond the event horizon of their combined embrace. There is no going back.

Somebody needs to draw this.

>>16611883
Ah, but Dragon Zombie has [ＢＵＩＬＴ ＦＯＲ ＳＥＸ] which maximizes optimum softness to her husband's sexual fantasies!
Let's call it a draw.

>>16611888
What we actually need drawn is anything Dragon Zombie.

>>16611838
For a long time I was a Jabberwock advocate, I even said that she was the best dragon but further research has proved that Dragon Zombie is the one true dragon queen
How could you not want to protect that smile?

>>16611897
Agreed.

>>16611867
Being in an enclosed space and slowly succumbing to the build-up of pink breath and miasma breath sounds like a good time.

>>16611900
Surely anon. The Gods should be treated with equal respect and worship. Right?

>>16611843
>>16611867
>>16611876
>still no Zombie Wock
>or Zombie versions of other Dragons for that matter

>>16611888
I hope it's possible, but I worry than even simply drawn whatever drawfag is trying to do it would go too comfy to continue.

>>16611897
But of course. Damn I was always a snek lover though undead were always close, then dragon zombie appears, it's not even fair.

>>16611900
She's easily number one for me, hits so many god damn fetishes for me it ain't even funny.
Another thing is her hair. Look at how long it is! You discover somethin new about the ones you love every day, eh?

>>16611912
This looks like the Jabberwock you'd see approach you in a club.

>>16611912
Would a Zombie Wurm be even more simple than they already are? Would they legitimately just have bestial minds at that point?

>>16611777
Yetis can wear my clothes while I go swimming, when I put them back on it'll feel like warm clothes straight from the dryer

Are Anubises and Apophises the softest canines and snakes respectfully? Does Egypt hold a monopoly on soft?

>>16611900
Where is her pride?

>>16610720
They'd just be glad I actually have someone.

>>16611920
I know there's a lot of people here who aren't into it, but which Monstergirls would be best for going clubbing with?
No seal jokes

>>16611912
Variants would be nice.

Imagine getting pinned down by zombie wyvern sisters.

>>16611930
Selkie.

>>16611928
Where it should be, dumped in the sea with the rest of her useless old hoard!

>>16611930
Satyros, Demon. Pretty much any tall girl who knows how to have a good time.

>spoiler

I don't get it.

>>16611928
Of course anon. Anubi are really soft girls who lovely mofu. You could even say that the mofu mafia extends to Egypt.

>>16611930
I'd prefer to go to an old town pub with an Anubis who doesn't go out much except to work.

She would probably fidget a bit due to not being used to the atmosphere but after a few drinks she would lighten up.

>>16611930
Demons. Good lord can you imagine one all dolled up and grinding against you on the dance floor?
Reserve the VIP room in advance, god damn

You're flying a small, one man space vessel, exploring the far reaches of space where no man has gone before.

But, to your shock, you find your ship being caught in the gravity of a large planet! Forcing you to make an emergency landing and crashing on the new planet's surface.

You arrive in one piece, with the exception of your damaged ship, on a strange new world. It is Inhabited entirely by a single species of Monster Girl: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

The planet matches the Habitat they live in. Their Disposition and Diet reflects their culture.

Finally, roll a D4 here: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm .This determines how far their society has progressed technology-wise.

1: Primitive, they have no written language, and their speech is merely grunts and crude words. Living in caves or simple huts. To them you seem like a god.
2: Feudal, they've progressed to an ages similar to the Medieval age of Earth. There's a basic society in place, with a written and spoken language, but with technology still vastly inferior to your own.
3: Modern, equivalent to the 21st century of Earth. A modern setting with vehicles, firearms and everything else you'd expect. Space exploration is limited however, barely extending beyond their own solar system.
4. Space-faring, a match for Humans themselves, perhaps even greater? They've explored a decent amount of space, clearing out a territory of their own. It's surprising that you haven't encountered them earlier.

How do you fare?

>>16611838
how must the dragon zombie queen look like?

>>16611940
That's disgusting. I hope you go to bed crying tonight.

>>16611906
Not really, they all have their specialty and you should proudly announce which is your favorite based on that
Even if you don't have any favorite you still have to admit that dragons are clearly divided in tiers

Ruler of the Earth tier:
Dragon (vanilla)
Wurm

Extremely lewd tier:
Dragon Zombie
Jabberwock

Literal goddess tier:
Otohime
Ryu

Lower dragon tier:
Wyvern

>>16611916
>She's easily number one for me, hits so many god damn fetishes for me it ain't even funny.
Same, the whole talk about mindbreaking one a few thread ago had me fantasizing for hours

>Another thing is her hair. Look at how long it is!
The poor girl doesn't even know how to take care of it, it is a husband's duty to brush his Dragon Zombie wife's hair and shampoo it too
Also to rub cream/oil on her wings and trim her claws

>>16611946
sea bishops in space
i fair pretty good

>>16611951
Agitating. And planet explosion inducing softness probably, that's why she's sealed away.

>>16611946
>Familiar
>4
Sounds comfy.

Anyone remember Abossphis? I lost the pastebin to her story.

I'd work under a bratty soft old snake.

>>16611956
No. You couldn't be more wrong. There is only one list

Divine Rulers of Earth:
Dragon
Wurm
Otohime
Jabberwock
Dragon Zombie
Ryu
Wyvern

>>16611777
Are you suggesting rubbing all over a yeti to dry off?

>>16611946
Planet inhabited by Kitsune-tsuki with modern tech? Cool.

>>16611957
>Space-faring Sea Bishops.
>Spreading the word of their god across the galaxy, after converting their whole planet.
>They fix your ship, but leave their bible in your cockpit chair for you to read.

How about it Anon? Do you accept Poseidon as your lord and savior?

>>16611953
The only thing crying in my bed tonight is my Dragon Zombie for more dick and degradation.
>>16611956
>The whole talk about mindbreaking one a few threads ago had me fantasizing for hours
My patrician nigga.
>The poor girl doesn't even know how to take care of it
Oh, and now I'm adding having to brush her teeth and training her to get off to it to the mindbreak fantasy. Oh goodness, this is just fantastic! She just needs so much assistance, she's so lucky to have found a loving home!

>>16611944
That sounds comfy. I think I'd consider visiting an Inn with my Anubis and having a blast.

>>16611946
>Feudal Dragon Zombies
Well, I'm raped.

>>16611978
>The only thing crying in my bed tonight is my Dragon Zombie for more dick and degradation.

If I ask nicely will you stop?

>>16611975
i didn't drown.
so, sure

>>16611982
Great big Zombie Dragons in steel plate armor.

>>16611903
Cute!

>>16611980
Comfy fantasies are the best.

Think she would be conflicted over what kind of drinks she would try since it's her first time in such an establishment? You would also probably have to tell her to stop worrying when she started thinking of the schedule you would need to burn off the calories from the ale.

>>16611903
Time for love!

>>16611928
This >>16611940
Who needs all that superficial stuff when your mind is rotten with lewdness?

>>16611968
You must be out of your mind if you think that they truly are equal
At the very least you have to admit that Wyverns are nowhere near the level of other species
I'm not sure that Wurms are on equal footing either

>>16611983
No, you'd have to train me to do that. Like I'd train my Dragon Zombie to start furiously fingering herself on my command and not stop until I tell her to

>>16611946
>Feudal Mershark Planet
So I'm trapped on the one island above an underwater civilization huh?
I'm basically the man on the mountain, dispensing wisdom while trying to fix my ship.

>>16611946
>A planet of primitive Khepri that think I'm a god
I will become god-king and lead them into a new era. Teach some to write and such.
This will end excellent for me.

>>16612006
They're all equal. There's no competition because it isn't. They all deserve love.

>>16612012
I get you want to make her feel nice. But this isn't the path you should take. Especially with what you're doing to her hoard. It's physically repulsive. Can't you understand this, anon?

>>16611946
>Wendigo planet
Jesus christ, I guess I found Hoth.
>Modern
They probably saw me coming then and have unmarked government vehicles at my crash site pretty soon, one way or another I'm getting raped in a government black site.

>>16611946
>Feudal Wurms
Jesus christ.

>>16612015
>I'm basically the man on the mountain, dispensing wisdom
That's actually a really cool way of looking at it. I wonder if wandering knight-mer-shark would come to you for guidance on their quests.

>>16612001
That sure would be an issue. Although I'd promise my waifu that in the morning we can get up extra early and do exercise together! And I'd do the best I possibly can, For Her.

So this is what you get when you mix a Dark Priest and a Satyros and you put it on a Doraf body.

>>16611978
>Spoilers
This is way too obscene
What if after each meals she gives you a smile and points at her mouth in anticipation?

You should also use bath/shower time to abuse her while also taking care of her
I would violently scrub her genitalia clean until she came and then have her do it herself

>>16612024
I admire your passion but you are objectively wrong

>>16611946
>Honey Bee
The planet of Honey Bees? OH GOD NOT THE BEES
THE BEES
OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING MY DICK

Ahem.
>Feudal
I see. Well, I suppose I'll use my vocational training as a plumber to help them set up more effective aqueducts, sewer systems and maybe irrigation channels, resulting in a sort of renaissance.

>>16612025
Well at least you'll be taken out of the cold.

Then a bunch of Wendigo scientists will poke you and go 'Awa?' trying to figure out what you are.

>>16612040
>I admire your passion but you are objectively wrong

It's ok to disagree. I don't hate you.

>>16611142
Nowhere near as biased as thighfag.

>>16612024
Make her feel nice...? No, that's a side effect. She makes me feel nice. And her making me feel nice is what makes her feel nice. Same end result but very specific order to get there, you should know.
And some of the hoard is still around, obviously. She'd have fucking literal tons of it from going several thousand years building it up. But she's been trained to be afraid of it, repulsed by it, so that even the mention of the room its in makes her frightened and extra submissive.
But she's a very obedient girl, so we don't have to talk about that Room much or what's in it because she follows instructions so well. Why are YOU bringing it up, anon? Don't you know it would upset her to the point of tears to even think about it? Very, very rude.

>>16612029
I wonder if I'd start seeping into their mythology?
>"Legends say that there is a man at the top of the world who knows many secrets, and should you make the journey he will share some with you. But one should remember never to try to take the man for herself, for he is desperately trying to return to the heavens and to a woman he loves very much."

>>16612034
A nice morning jog would do just the trick, the promise of it might make her worry less and enjoy herself.

>>16612048
It upsets me you'd treat a Dragon like that. It really does. This isn't love, it's control.

Do you ever just stop to think for a second? Maybe that you're straying too far into the bad light?

What if we took a Golem's ahoge and an Automaton's ahoge and crossed them together?

>>16612043
Yeah that's the one good part, I hate the cold so crashing on a literal ice ball full of mountains, caves, and trees that grow stretchy meat would freak the hell out of me and I'd be sure I was going to freeze to death.

>>16612058
I'd promise her to keep up aswell. Then I'd order something nice. Something tropical.

>>16612037
>gets so drunk that she has a crossfate with herself
That crazy nun.

>>16612040
All of that, wonderful.
>What if after each meals she gives you a smile and points at her mouth in anticipation
God still my fucking heart, this woman. I'd get her to the point that even the thought of cleaning herself would make her juices flow freely. Just the feeling of her soaped up and cleaned thighs rubbing against one another would get her to cum, dirtying her legs all over again
So as an 'exercise', I'd tell her to go into the bathroom and clean herself, and she can get her favorite treat if she makes it to the bedroom without dirtying herself again, and if she does she has to go back to the bathroom and start all over.
It would be a very, very messy hallway floor when I finally have to come out and drag her limp body in.

>>16612059
I'm normally a sub, but if a girl just asks for it like Zombie dragon does I would treat her like a mere slut. Them dom side goes haywire and I would have her get of to abuse.

>>16612037
I know it's just an annoying meme at this point. But I can't help myself but imagining head patting shortstacks.

>>16612066
A tiny ghost-like raiju appears and says "you're already raped". Then you wake up...somewhere, with the robots and so starts the adventure of Anonymous and the mystery of the lost clothes.