/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16602105
chloroform

You should first aim to live in Gensokyo first.

>>16602105
On a night with a full moon, challenge Ex-Keine to a duel. If you can manage to overpower and wrestle her to the ground, she will act on her animalistic instincts and accept you as her mate.

>>16602202
What happens if I get caved instead?

>>16602216
Rest in peace.

Almost every guy in the village has tried at some point, and not a single one has succeed. I don't think you stand a chance. Sorry, anon.

>>16602383
I'll succeed where others have failed! I'll do the impossible!

>>16602105
Just keep trying, my dude. If you believe in yourself you're bound to succeed eventually.

>>16602105

You can't do, she's my wife.

>>16602493
>>16602560
The heck is this? the Gurren Lagann power hour?

>>16602659
How do you deal with her monthly Uber-period?

>>16602493
>>16602560
It's important to try your best, and you certainly should, but it's also important to recognize the impossible.
It hurts, I know. She's right there all the time and just so wonderful, but underhanded methods aside, it's not gonna happen.

>>16602757

With lots of biting.

On both sides.

>>16602786
Nothing is impossible if you believe. Even if I die I'll hold on to hope to keep on living.

Have a 22cm dick

>>16602786
My love for her is so great though it will pierce through that wall of impossibility! I'll never back down!

>>16602105
By Keeping Keine Captive

>>16603641
Have fun trying to keep a half-beast captive.
It would be extremely painful.

>>16603646
>Not trying to cuck Mokou

>>16603666
Care to spare some sauce, Satan?

>>16603758
The prequel
https://nhentai.net/g/69879/

the source of the pic
https://nhentai.net/g/84442/

>>16603641
How would the villagers react if Keine suddenly vanished? Would they go looking for her? Would they ask the powers-that-be for help?

>>16603766
Sensei isn't so weak that she'd go back to a scumbag man just for sex.

>>16603785
Can't beat the cock

>>16603875
You shut up. She can!

>>16603779
What rope would be strong enough to keep a hakutaku restrained anyways?

>>16603896
She's not a hakutaku all the time, anon. Keine's pretty close to human most of the month.

>>16603907
She probably always has stronger than average strength though.

>>16603930
Stronger than average, maybe, but not the rock-crushing, rope-breaking sort.

>>16603935
She's probably strong enough she could break rope.

>>16603963
I don't think so. Good rope is tough, and she's really not.
The better question is how one would keep her from blasting them with magic.

>>16603988
You could always enlist Nitori for help, she seems to have all the anti-danmaku equipment in doujins.

>>16603988
Is Keine bondage a thing?

>>16604049
yes.

>>16604066
And she couldn't break out?

>>16604087
Nope

>>16604098
That's just horrible

>>16604049
No more than most Touhous.

>>16604110
Yes, it is. Rest of the book was pretty good, though.

>>16604129
>Rest of the book was pretty good, though.
Sauce?

>>16604149
Nope!

>>16604149
https://nhentai.net/g/139957/

>>16604098
The boys didn't even do much more than tie her up, why didn't she bust some magic on their asses?
Also, considering the doujin takes place over a roughly ten-month period, that's ten times Keine would have gone into Ex-Keine mode. Wouldn't she have all her youkai strength then?
The artist should have at least addressed this.

>>16604243
Does it trouble the students or parents that the local teacher is so hot?

>>16604261
Gensokyo's population is 90% cute girls, I bet everybody is just desensitized to it all.

>>16604268
How terrible.

>>16604175
Also don't you think the villagers would care if Keine was missing for that long and start to look for her?

>>16604261
How many generations of dirt farmers from the human village have lusted over her?

Keine got nice belly.

be a bald headed history teacher

>>16617251
Why bald? Why a teacher?

>>16620489
Faceless bald men account for the majority of rapes in doujins.
Being a coworker only makes it easier.

>>16620579
Oh. We're still on about that?

>>16604175
You are entering the 2hu Doujin Violation of Canon™ zone. Such examples include:
- Can't they fly from point A to B?
- Can't they use some pretty powerful magic?
- Aren't they stronger than [insert rapist here]?
- Won't people care about X?
- Don't ancient beings like these have much higher standards?

It's a BDSM rape fantasy, such things are expected.

I don't like how this thread about my wife has turned out, my dudes.

>>16621682
Japs are obsessed with rape. Is it because their cocks are tiny?

I want to be a boy in Keine's class whom she asks to go to her house after school to do 'homework'! Then when I get there, she's dressed like pic related and starts to do lewd things to me like cuddling me and holding my hand!

>>16621682
>- Can't they fly from point A to B?
To be fair, they very rarely fly in the manga. Hell, in one of the latest chapters of FS, Marisa climbed up Youkai Mountain the manual way for no reason.

>>16621981
No, no, no, absolutely not. Pedo Keine is the worst.

>>16623561
This. Keine only dates men who are old enough to make informed decisions. Like me.

>>16623595
In theory, but yes, that's right.

>>16623561
Those boys were clearly asking for it.

>>16621981
Jesus christ those tits. How is one supposed to concentrate in class with them swaying side to side all day?

>>16616395
Probably very few actually. Keine's school is not popular, no one cares about learning or Akyuu's history books

>>16646416
Akyuu is a cunt. Glad she's gonna die soon.

>>16623186
From what I saw, the position they were trying to get to didn't look like it was feasible landing with Marisa's rocket broom (she didn't have it for some reason). Reimu also flied up there with no problem

>>16646464
>hating on the cute writer waifu
I suggest that you neck yourself immediately. A rope is all you need.

>>16623186
Because they'd likely try to shoot down Marisa on sight!

She is a notorious thief.

>>16602105
Move to gensokyo and be yourself

>>16646367
They're being emphasized by that outfit. She's normally quite modest.

Well, she's got the blood of a mythical creature known chiefly for being sagely, helpful and so forth, so I imagine there'd be an expectation for her to marry into some important family.

sensei is busty!

>>16667999
sensei is busting!

>>16667999
please dont bust my balls

>>16602105
Just rape her.

>>16602105
Piss yourself
Works for me

>>16675652
But then she won't love you.

>>16602786
remember to be polite and not disturb others
take it easy (´ー｀*)

By being this guy.

>>16604110
At least they let her keep her hat on

>>16602105
Be Mokou or become a shota.

>>16686828
So if they had a child, would it still be half-and-half?

>>16688170
Possibly.

>>16686828
Get in line, hag.

>>16689590
>>16686828

Back off from the ahoge NOW

First you'll need to be friends with her. How? There are many ways, she's friendly with people but also you'll need to avoid being discourteous with her.

If you do that, I guess you can start to know her more and evetually, if you have luck you will manage to become a couple but you will never be able to reach Gensokyo and you will die alone .

>>16688170
Half human, quarter hakutaku and quarter whatever the hell Rinnosuke's half is.