How do I get Keine to be my girlfriend?

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Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:23:11 2017 No.16602105 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get Keine to be my girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:24:31 2017 No.16602112 >>16602105 chloroform

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:42:30 2017 No.16602170 File: 29 KB, 647x451, 1454470837936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should first aim to live in Gensokyo first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:50:22 2017 No.16602202 >>16602105 On a night with a full moon, challenge Ex-Keine to a duel. If you can manage to overpower and wrestle her to the ground, she will act on her animalistic instincts and accept you as her mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:53:57 2017 No.16602216 >>16602202 What happens if I get caved instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 14:56:11 2017 No.16602227 >>16602216 Rest in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 15:28:00 2017 No.16602383 File: 215 KB, 680x680, 149bfa09947cf03a8a5e4464e29ac9c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Almost every guy in the village has tried at some point, and not a single one has succeed. I don't think you stand a chance. Sorry, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 15:53:04 2017 No.16602493 >>16602383 I'll succeed where others have failed! I'll do the impossible!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:03:55 2017 No.16602560 >>16602105 Just keep trying, my dude. If you believe in yourself you're bound to succeed eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:23:36 2017 No.16602659 File: 87 KB, 700x800, 4a2c12ea2e61cd7be91bd4339b63c994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16602105 You can't do, she's my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:36:02 2017 No.16602726 >>16602493 >>16602560 The heck is this? the Gurren Lagann power hour?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:42:20 2017 No.16602757 >>16602659 How do you deal with her monthly Uber-period?

Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:47:52 2017 No.16602786
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>>16602493
>>16602560
It's important to try your best, and you certainly should, but it's also important to recognize the impossible.
It hurts, I know. She's right there all the time and just so wonderful, but underhanded methods aside, it's not gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:50:29 2017 No.16602799 >>16602757 With lots of biting. On both sides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:50:48 2017 No.16602800 >>16602786 Nothing is impossible if you believe. Even if I die I'll hold on to hope to keep on living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 16:57:35 2017 No.16602823 Have a 22cm dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 17:31:41 2017 No.16602992 >>16602786 My love for her is so great though it will pierce through that wall of impossibility! I'll never back down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:20:22 2017 No.16603641 >>16602105 By Keeping Keine Captive

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:21:46 2017 No.16603646 >>16603641 Have fun trying to keep a half-beast captive. It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:27:20 2017 No.16603666 File: 358 KB, 1200x1732, 26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603646 >Not trying to cuck Mokou

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:46:30 2017 No.16603758 >>16603666 Care to spare some sauce, Satan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:48:42 2017 No.16603766 File: 340 KB, 982x1500, Reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603758 The prequel https://nhentai.net/g/69879/ the source of the pic https://nhentai.net/g/84442/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:51:53 2017 No.16603779 File: 889 KB, 2600x1916, 9c8ca188e21a5a69e1a83a36eb49b744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603641 How would the villagers react if Keine suddenly vanished? Would they go looking for her? Would they ask the powers-that-be for help?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:53:50 2017 No.16603785 File: 685 KB, 900x1200, keine angry2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603766 Sensei isn't so weak that she'd go back to a scumbag man just for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:17:03 2017 No.16603875 File: 58 KB, 347x327, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603785 Can't beat the cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:18:03 2017 No.16603878 File: 634 KB, 1000x1000, 1b0e8f839469c87444312e4aa2910368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603875 You shut up. She can!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:21:38 2017 No.16603896 >>16603779 What rope would be strong enough to keep a hakutaku restrained anyways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:23:22 2017 No.16603907 File: 414 KB, 540x864, f01a04064413d479fd7dbca2089e1dfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603896 She's not a hakutaku all the time, anon. Keine's pretty close to human most of the month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:28:17 2017 No.16603930 >>16603907 She probably always has stronger than average strength though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:30:39 2017 No.16603935 File: 128 KB, 400x773, 1274272862521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603930 Stronger than average, maybe, but not the rock-crushing, rope-breaking sort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:36:40 2017 No.16603963 >>16603935 She's probably strong enough she could break rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:40:21 2017 No.16603988 File: 341 KB, 565x706, keine alphes1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16603963 I don't think so. Good rope is tough, and she's really not. The better question is how one would keep her from blasting them with magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:45:07 2017 No.16604016 >>16603988 You could always enlist Nitori for help, she seems to have all the anti-danmaku equipment in doujins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:53:05 2017 No.16604049 >>16603988 Is Keine bondage a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 21:56:33 2017 No.16604066 File: 294 KB, 1200x1705, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604049 yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:01:11 2017 No.16604087 >>16604066 And she couldn't break out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:03:18 2017 No.16604098 File: 173 KB, 1132x439, 25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604087 Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:05:34 2017 No.16604110 >>16604098 That's just horrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:13:54 2017 No.16604129 File: 317 KB, 1200x1600, 1436583876466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604049 No more than most Touhous. >>16604110 Yes, it is. Rest of the book was pretty good, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:18:21 2017 No.16604144 File: 80 KB, 716x1011, 61317720_p25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:20:47 2017 No.16604149 >>16604129 >Rest of the book was pretty good, though. Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:23:06 2017 No.16604156 File: 328 KB, 676x956, ad7faa2b46b2883e739575ecf1cde0cb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604149 Nope!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:25:10 2017 No.16604160 File: 157 KB, 1140x414, 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604149 https://nhentai.net/g/139957/

Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:30:03 2017 No.16604175

>>16604098
The boys didn't even do much more than tie her up, why didn't she bust some magic on their asses?
Also, considering the doujin takes place over a roughly ten-month period, that's ten times Keine would have gone into Ex-Keine mode. Wouldn't she have all her youkai strength then?
The artist should have at least addressed this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:54:01 2017 No.16604243 File: 251 KB, 1024x1446, CaIspdIUUAAxKfM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 22:58:32 2017 No.16604261 File: 682 KB, 750x1000, 158fc729592aaee3267a338a6ea379df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604243 Does it trouble the students or parents that the local teacher is so hot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:00:06 2017 No.16604268 >>16604261 Gensokyo's population is 90% cute girls, I bet everybody is just desensitized to it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:26:26 2017 No.16604354 File: 290 KB, 700x972, 4a3fdedfaaa0ac082d66c6dbc5254e48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604268 How terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 06:55:29 2017 No.16605657 >>16604175 Also don't you think the villagers would care if Keine was missing for that long and start to look for her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:31:54 2017 No.16616395 >>16604261 How many generations of dirt farmers from the human village have lusted over her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:08:10 2017 No.16616514 File: 2.98 MB, 2000x1450, bellies 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keine got nice belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:13:29 2017 No.16617251 be a bald headed history teacher

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:53:49 2017 No.16620489 File: 277 KB, 602x850, 123849298423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16617251 Why bald? Why a teacher?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:25:07 2017 No.16620579 >>16620489 Faceless bald men account for the majority of rapes in doujins. Being a coworker only makes it easier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:32:43 2017 No.16620601 File: 388 KB, 946x1624, 34094948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16620579 Oh. We're still on about that?

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 06:07:40 2017 No.16621682

>>16604175
You are entering the 2hu Doujin Violation of Canon™ zone. Such examples include:
- Can't they fly from point A to B?
- Can't they use some pretty powerful magic?
- Aren't they stronger than [insert rapist here]?
- Won't people care about X?
- Don't ancient beings like these have much higher standards?

It's a BDSM rape fantasy, such things are expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 06:33:58 2017 No.16621792 I don't like how this thread about my wife has turned out, my dudes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 06:42:17 2017 No.16621848 >>16621682 Japs are obsessed with rape. Is it because their cocks are tiny?

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 07:11:58 2017 No.16621981
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I want to be a boy in Keine's class whom she asks to go to her house after school to do 'homework'! Then when I get there, she's dressed like pic related and starts to do lewd things to me like cuddling me and holding my hand!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 13:08:32 2017 No.16623186 >>16621682 >- Can't they fly from point A to B? To be fair, they very rarely fly in the manga. Hell, in one of the latest chapters of FS, Marisa climbed up Youkai Mountain the manual way for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:47:20 2017 No.16623561 File: 844 KB, 800x1200, 52b3d372ef1d3a55872a635f0fc7e6d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16621981 No, no, no, absolutely not. Pedo Keine is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:53:38 2017 No.16623595 >>16623561 This. Keine only dates men who are old enough to make informed decisions. Like me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:59:59 2017 No.16623622 File: 246 KB, 523x646, e0f7fbcd5559d3dfb5272ec6425f6d8b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16623595 In theory, but yes, that's right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:36:45 2017 No.16631834 >>16623561 Those boys were clearly asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 18:25:22 2017 No.16646367 >>16621981 Jesus christ those tits. How is one supposed to concentrate in class with them swaying side to side all day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 18:34:04 2017 No.16646416 >>16616395 Probably very few actually. Keine's school is not popular, no one cares about learning or Akyuu's history books

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 18:43:42 2017 No.16646464 >>16646416 Akyuu is a cunt. Glad she's gonna die soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:12:13 2017 No.16646776 >>16623186 From what I saw, the position they were trying to get to didn't look like it was feasible landing with Marisa's rocket broom (she didn't have it for some reason). Reimu also flied up there with no problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:21:33 2017 No.16646819 >>16646464 >hating on the cute writer waifu I suggest that you neck yourself immediately. A rope is all you need.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:29:49 2017 No.16646850 >>16623186 Because they'd likely try to shoot down Marisa on sight! She is a notorious thief.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 15:23:12 2017 No.16655945 >>16602105 Move to gensokyo and be yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 15:29:09 2017 No.16655974 File: 580 KB, 700x1000, 32abdb1d0316b811cc29e4aab86311a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16646367 They're being emphasized by that outfit. She's normally quite modest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 19:25:20 2017 No.16656962 Well, she's got the blood of a mythical creature known chiefly for being sagely, helpful and so forth, so I imagine there'd be an expectation for her to marry into some important family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 02:20:14 2017 No.16667999 File: 355 KB, 1446x2046, 1488646258854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sensei is busty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 09:14:07 2017 No.16669041 >>16667999 sensei is busting!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 09:23:50 2017 No.16669081 >>16667999 please dont bust my balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:30:22 2017 No.16675652 >>16602105 Just rape her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:34:14 2017 No.16675678 >>16602105 Piss yourself Works for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:36:31 2017 No.16675689 File: 704 KB, 900x1277, 089884fe7c6479d70b87183d08f6ba3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16675652 But then she won't love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:15:45 2017 No.16676768 >>16602786 remember to be polite and not disturb others take it easy (´ー｀*)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:44:51 2017 No.16686828 File: 396 KB, 780x729, 1354667289996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] By being this guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:53:57 2017 No.16686842 >>16604110 At least they let her keep her hat on

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:54:56 2017 No.16686845 >>16602105 Be Mokou or become a shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:01:40 2017 No.16688170 >>16686828 So if they had a child, would it still be half-and-half?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:13:31 2017 No.16689501 File: 704 KB, 595x840, tokiko happy family5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688170 Possibly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:35:56 2017 No.16689590 File: 667 KB, 1000x1000, 10b44db0caa83d904105ad18804a8d7e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686828 Get in line, hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:59:37 2017 No.16689694 File: 515 KB, 1040x800, 59193453_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689590 >>16686828 Back off from the ahoge NOW

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:56:15 2017 No.16689907

First you'll need to be friends with her. How? There are many ways, she's friendly with people but also you'll need to avoid being discourteous with her.

If you do that, I guess you can start to know her more and evetually, if you have luck you will manage to become a couple but you will never be able to reach Gensokyo and you will die alone .

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:43:31 2017 No.16690159 >>16688170 Half human, quarter hakutaku and quarter whatever the hell Rinnosuke's half is.

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