/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16594840
I like this song. And I love this girl. God Anubis is a great idea.

Shit is this a new cult?

Chiyo-nee~

Chiyo-nee~

>>16594848
Anubis is an old-ass goddess, anon. It's not new.
Don't call her old though

That the Anubis in P&D isn't actually a cute girl will forever be a disappointment to me.

>>16594872
At least they scored big-time with Bastet.

>>16594859
Still worth my worship.

The maids are love guy has now failed twice in a row, this proves that housewives are the clearly better housekeepers
I'll take a Devil, thank you very much

>>16594912
Actually. He got his wish. He's currently with two cute maids.

>>16594912
This.

>>16594840
I wonder how my Anubis wife would react if I just started worshiping her.

>>16594924
>Not worshiping your Anubis wife already
You're doing it wrong.

>>16594930
Anon! Ever day she comes home I tend to her! I give her paw/pad rubs, I wash her feet, I brush her tail, I bathe her, I cook for her, and at nights I'm her cuddle toy. I worship her!

>>16594938
Good man.

>>16594848
Goddess Anubis is the best, we should all spend our days worshiping her

>>16594922
Nureonago has to be the best species that never gets talked about

Slimes are top tier just based on their body properties and she has 2 things going for her on top of that
Wet clothing fetish and housewife skils

>>16594930
>>16594938
>>16594947
She is not a goddess though

>>16594953
>Goddess Anubis is the best, we should all spend our days worshiping her

You know what anon? If I could, I would. If I never met my waifu. I'd spend the rest of my life worshipping her. And hell, on Sundays I'd attend The Church Of Anubis with my Anubis family.

>She is not a goddess though

She's my goddess.

>>16594973
>I'd spend the rest of my life worshipping her. And hell, on Sundays I'd attend The Church Of Anubis with my Anubis family.
I'd be so nice if you were promised a nice regular Anubis wife along with being financially taken care of as long as you worship the Anubis goddess
Working towards marrying your wife has to be the most rewarding thing ever

>She's my goddess.
At it should be

>>16594953
>She is not a goddess though
She is to me.

>>16594996
Sounds good. Our family has something to worship and our daughterus have faith to keep them from straying down the wrong path. And like you said, I work towards my waifu through worship.

Maybe the religion of Anubis isn't a bad idea.

>>16595004
Prove it.

>>16595012
>Maybe the religion of Anubis isn't a bad idea.
Of course it isn't, you still have to respect the other gods like the Pharaoh though

>>16595040
>Prove it.
The ideal of a Goddess is not something one can prove. It is something that one feels. The absolute love that they feel, and the absolute joy they get simply by being in the presence of her divinity.

Does Easy count as a monster girl?

>>16595070
Is that an Alucard?

>>16595040
>you still have to respect the other gods like the Pharaoh though

Of course. It's just adding another God to the mix with Anubis isn't it?

>>16595078
The one on the right is.

>>16595051
You pass, now go massage her paws and rub oil over her

>>16595091
Not really, you only have to worship Anubis but it's forbidden to disrespect the other gods who Anubis is in friendly terms with (Hathor, Pharaoh, Bastet, etc...)

>>16595070
Easy is absolutely adorable, she just wants to be noticed. So what if that involves plunging a world into war as a game of interdimensional chess?

>>16595136
I still have to show respect to those gods? But still worshiping Anubis?

And I mean I can't not show respect to the Pharoah.

>>16595172
You're stronger than you think.
#wemustdissent
#removepharaoh

>>16595175
No. I'd never turn away from the Desert Gods.

>>16595151
Yes but is she a monster girl?

>>16595205
I don't know nothin'. The hell is she supposed to be?

>>16595175
I've been having a fantasy about an Apophis lately.

Basically it goes that I'd be working as a royal guard for the Pharaoh and an Apophis would try and tempt me to come to her side. She easily sink her fangs into me but the thought of someone betraying the Pharaoh willingly excites her, so she whispers temptations such as being able to use her body in any way imaginable.

I'm not even sure if I would turn to her side or not, I just love the idea of seductive temptation and the teasing of it all.

>>16595205
She's an eldritch god so I guess that counts.

>>16595172
You are correct

>>16595175
Apophis isn't a goddess but I'd still worship her even if that means becoming her living daki/dildo

>>16595070
>>16595205
I don't know her but she looks like a cosplay tier monster girl if you ask me

>>16595217
Traitorous thoughts like that get you 7 days in the Mummies' tombs.

>>16595217
>She easily
Missed a could, I probably need coffee.
>>16595228
Who's going to know, the Anubis can't read minds can she?

>>16595227
>Apophis isn't a goddess but I'd still worship her even if that means becoming her living daki/dildo

Anon... I had respect for you. But not now.

>>16595235
Tread wisely traitorous one.

Have you had your house inspected for a mouse acting like a louse that needs a douse?

>>16595245
That's a nice blouse.

>>16595245
Can't say I have.

>>16595238
I'm sorry Anon, I'd love to be a respectable Anubis or even Pharaoh worshiper who takes care of his family and make the world a better place, but whenever I see a grape snake I become a mindless slut

>>16595257
You choose to live this life. But atleast the grape snake gets a husband and isn't so hell bent on destroying the Kingdom.

Hope you enjoy being coiled and snek'd by the grape snake.

Even in the morning a Dragon wouldn't let you out of bed. Not until she's cuddled you enough.

>>16595265
Thank you, may you live a fulfilling life with your Anubis family

>>16595269
But what about the saying "Early to bed and early to rise makes a Dragon healthy and wise." ?

>>16595269
That does look nice. But still sinful.

Well that was unexpected.

>>16595289
Looks like a complete semen demon.

Join the Mofu Mafia today, and you too can get your own Yeti by force

>>16595296
Hug rape!
She needs to be stooped. By hugging her back lovingly.

>>16595296
I already have a mofu waifu though.

>>16595291
She makes holes in teeth anon, stay away.

>>16595308
>hugging her back
That's how you turn a hug rape into an all night cuddle rape at the mafia headquarters

>>16595289
>>16595291
A complete semen demon and an evil one at that

>>16595313
It's only fair that she makes a hole in my teeth if I make a hole in her hymen

>>16595313
I want to show her there's no need to make any more holes because she has the best hole already.

I need a flayer to root around in my wiring and tell me why ASMR makes my butt tingle.

>>16595319
>if I make a hole in her hymen
I doubt she's a virgin.

>>16595322
Something about the shlick shlick I imagine the tentacle sounds like just gets me so slutty.

>>16595296
This is a lie, the mofu mafia is a kind and caring group of foxes, they would associate themselves with thugs Yetis

>>16595322
>>16595329
Mindflayers give the best ASMR when they flay you, you won't ever be able to cum again without the watery noises slopping around in your ears

>>16595326
Still worth it

>>16595280
Dragons are greedy though, can they really deny cuddling?

>>16595288
Nothing is sinful from cuddling.

>>16595326
The thought of a completely evil turbo slut is nice too.

>>16595341
>watery noises slopping around in your ears
Plip Plop, Plip Plop

>>16595341
I want to be completely at a Mindflayers mercy. Only letting me cum when she thinks I've been a good boy.

>>16595343
>Nothing is sinful from cuddling.

There is when it's thoughts of doing it with a God

I caught a cold, post nurses.

>>16595355
It may not be a nurse. But she'll take care of you.

>>16594848
>>16594953
how should we worship the supreme anubutt?

>>16595363
By ))<>(([/spoiled]ing in her honour.

>>16595361
Scrubbing my cock is not "taking care" of me.

>>16595355
Would you trust a monstergirl nurse?

>>16595205
Why is girlAlucard upset

>>16595363
Offerings, love and prayers. Things like that.

>>16595368
Anon no.

>>16595343
>Dragons are greedy though, can they really deny cuddling?
It's really hard but some of them can
Wocks, Wurms and especially Dragon Zombies definitely cannot resist it

>>16595349
Go home dragonboy, we all worship Anubis now

>>16595363
This >>16595375

>>16595070
Fact: right being voiced by Jouji Nakata only makes it better.

>>16595371
No. Because 50cc of paizuri doesn't help my broken leg no matter what the Demon nurse says.

>>16595371
Vamp?

>>16595383
>Go home dragonboy, we all worship Anubis now

It's ok to worship other things, anon. But the Gods will always be our Overlords.

>>16595371
HELLO NURSE

>>16595269
That's why you need to over cuddle her. Some people are just cuddled, but you get nice effects if you cuddle too.

>>16595383
>we all worship Anubis now
Yeah no. My Lich waifu and I beg to differ.

>>16595355
Nurses with many arms are perfect for taking care of a sick patient.

>>16595375
Would legos and gunpla be a sufficient offering?

>>16595406
I think so.

>>16595398
I wouldn't worship your Lich wife. Maybe if she was a wight I could think about it, but a lazy lich is not really goddess material.

>>16595318
It would be fun to see their faces when they walk in on us hugging.

>>16595400
B-but she only has two!

>>16595398
>>16595412
Why worship a mere undead when you can worship a goddess of death?

>>16595391
Not with an attitude like that it doesn't!

>>16595371
no but Mamono care only covers mgs for some reason

>>16595428
Are you sure about that?
https://i.imgur.com/UIebmV8.jpg

>>16595444
A six-armed Manticore? This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

>>16595441
>no nurse Kraken Onee san

>>16595451
She's from a story by RS.

>>16595430
Mind as well worship her boss, the Pharaoh the.
Now she is a girl that needs to be worshiped, I would be ready to kneel in front of her and kiss all over her feet.

>>16595444
Dems some big mythical tiddies
Also is multiarm halal here? I'm a fan but I can see people crying /d/ from it for some reason

>>16595461
I'm fine with it.

>>16595458
True that the Pharoah is a beautiful goddess. But so is Anubis.

Let's all love the Gods together.

>>16595461
Multi-arm is accepted for most the part but not posted all that often.

I want KC to do an Asura profile.

>>16595454
Don't trust nurse Krakens, the second you trust one is the second her tentacles will tickle your cock and balls

>>16595458
>>16595468
Agreed.
All gods need worshipping, find your favorite one and start your worship today

As for kissing a god's feet, only the most devoted of followers are allowed this privilege

>>16595480
I don't think I would be fit for worshipping, I would probably try to fuck the goddess all the time.
I guess it's why I just call her my wife.

>>16595475
That would be the bee's knees, we need more pooinloo inspired Monstergirls, I love the aesthetic potential
>>16595480
Nurse Kraken is a kind and gentle lady! She's just checking for cancer! And she says such nice things while doing it!

>>16595458
Now there's a good way for her to take you in as her masseur.

>>16595491
Of course. Start by kissing and massaging her feets and slowly go up her legs, if I reach her special place and it's a little damp then I will do my duty to relieve the stress in her body with my fingers and mouth.

>>16595371
I don't think she'll take a no for an answer.

>>16595486
>we need more pooinloo inspired Monstergirls
I'm amazed he hasn't done more, or African themed girls outside of NotEgypt, both have a lot of potential.

>>16594858
Oneesans > cougars > milfs

>>16595502
Who would even give a no to her?

In another note, I think I was flayed to a higher level.

>>16595507
Right? At least an Anansi themed subspecies of Arachne if nothing else
Would he actually make them delicious brown though, that's the question

>>16595486
Sure she is just checking for cancer
Next she will check your fertility levels by having you cum straight into her uterus

>>16595502
>>16595513
>Flayer nurse asks if you trust her
>Say yes
>Get flayed as a reward

>Say no
>Get flayed because you answered wrong

There is no winning

>>16595525
>Next she will check your fertility levels by having you cum straight into her uterus
An important vital sign to confirm in MGE!

>>16595525
If you say yes the flay will be gentle and kind, most likely will feel good too.

>>16595499
Nah, you get the oils and massage her entire body, not skipping anyway as she tries to tease you. Failing to withstand it means she makes you spend time in "worship"

>>16595539
Oh what a tease

But maybe she could give me a reward with her feet after she noticed that I finish every session with a boner almost ripping my pants.

>>16595531
What if your test comes back positive?

>>16595535
I thought all flaying was gentle and felt good
Angry flaying sounds scary

>>16595549
Then you can be reassured that your new wife will be ecstatic!
You're married now, by the way. It's a hospital fee.

>>16595549
I want to be angry flayed.

>>16595549
Angry flaying scary and your resistance would make her be a bit rough.
Think of it like first time anal without lube.

>>16595499
Ho mama

>>16595557
What if it comes back negative?

>>16595549
A good reason not to piss off Mindflayers. You have no idea what she'll do to your mind.

>>16595563
Then clearly you need even more rigorous testing and 'lab work' done

How would a Monstergirl and her circle of friends react if the very first time you had sex with her it knocked her up? I obviously know that it's extremely unlikely that would happen, but there's still a very faint possibility of it.

>>16595563
This >>16595566
A hospital is responsible for the health of its patient, they will do their best to provide you with help, advice and medicine until your test comes back positive

Here's some new monster girl anime news.
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-02-18/sin-nanatsu-no-taizai-anime-promo-video-features-astaroth-character-song/.112415

Or just the preview itself if you have anything against ANN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQH6l2UPhao

>>16595461
No one has a problem with it; the real problem is that certain people likes to associate it with multiple men/gangbang

>>16595575
>Get me 50ccs of Humpty Slime, stat!
>Cmon, stay with me, stay with me...
>His bonerrate is going flat!
>Get me Dr. Raiju! Clear! BZZT! Clear! BZZT!
>Bonerrate is stabalizing!

>>16595571
They'd probably be ecstatic. Considering it's a fairly rare chance.

>>16595558
>>16595559
>>16595564
After your first angry flaying your ears would hurt and you couldn't withstand noise for at least 2 days
You'd also have acquired an obsessive fetish for tentacles and the deep sea

>>16595578
Looks kinda cool! Could never complain about more Succubutts/demonesque girls in animu

Daily reminder changing your name will never wash away your sins, you're still undesired here.

>>16595571
Some of the more tribal minded ones might apply some superstition to it
Some of the more haughty ones might be completely taken aback and drop the facade a bit in awe
In a more Monstergirl town like setting you'd be viewed as a real stud and all the girls would be super jealous of your wife for landing such a virile guy

>>16595594
What?

>>16595549
>What if your test comes back positive?

>you positive
>for fertility

This is where the doctor comes in with the saddest look on her face possible and tells you, "I'm sorry. You have a terminal case of Alp. You'll be sucking dick for the rest of your life."

>>16595355
Nurse you say?

>>16595601
Oh, it's rape o'clock already?

>>16595599
Or she tells you that your wife is an Otohime.

>>16595588
Good. I want to be her little slut.

>>16595547
That's the worship. If she notices your boner, she makes you take off your pants and confess all the dirty thoughts you had as she eyes you up. Maybe a bit of servicing if she feels like it. As a reward, she'll use her feet on you.

>>16595602
Is it?

>>16595630
I wouldn't mind getting raped by her.

>>16595625
All the dirty thoughts? But they will keep building up as she looks at me and my need to fuck her will be even higher. Even if she uses her feet I would still be ready to go.
But hey, if she somehow delas with it I'll be working ten times better.

>>16595584
There has to be a TV show about a misanthropic genius doctor Lich who cures extremely rare diseases of men who are either infertile or have sexual dysfunctions

>>16595606
Me too Anon, me too.

One of my dirty sexual fantasy if for a Mindflayer to flay me into thinking that she is my mother and then having incest sex with her

>>16594912
Blame a day long power outage on that one.

Also, I speak from experience that there is more than one of us.

>>16594912
He actually already won.

>Devil
Pff.

>>16595674
To be fair, we've also started the thread early two times also, without waiting for the old one to drop off.

Where do i go to fight the fire mice?

I desire chubby maids numbering no more than three and a muscle maid numbering only one.

>>16595687
Jazz clubs.

>>16595687
Beyond the Cliffs of Insanity, and through the Fire Swamp.

>>16595691
Poor muscle maid is the only good one and will have to clean the crumbs that the fatties leave everywhere.

>>16595658
I have a similar fantasy anon. But mines where she flays me into believing she's a God. So I spend the rest of my life worshiping her.

>>16595695
I understood that reference!

>>16595695
You know he can go through the land of lolis and the cross the oppai ocean too?

>>16595697
They'll be fine.
Maids are always professional enough to keep crumbs out of the house.

>>16595695
That actually makes a lot of sense. They always said Rodents of Unusual Size live in the Fire Swamp, so when the DL took over they probably all became FireMice

>>16595687
>The city gyms
>The inferno mountain
>The battle mansion
>That dark mage that's splicing monsters together,

>>16595687
No matter where you go, remember to take the spoils of war and rape her once you defeat her

>>16595698
Great taste, I wholeheartedly approve

>>16595702
Under the rug is not outside the house, fucking fat maids.

>>16595710
It is when they put a portal under there.

>>16595687
Mist continent, hope you don't get raped by a money or panda first.

You don't want her to be crushed that her fated rival became a cum pump before he could fight her do you?

>>16595658
I mean, people freak out over Mindflayers all the time but if anything they can make for the most realistic RP sex.

>>16595715
>raped by a money
I'm alright Slick
Keep your hands off of my dick

>>16595641
That's the point. It's to make your desire build. Not only do you have to massages her as she teases you about how much you adore her body, but there's the glimmer of arousal on her face as she listens to you tell her all sorts of dirty things while fully nude. So when she moves on from using her feet there's o turning back for you. You'll be addicted.

>all this 'worshipping' certain monstergirls lately that doesn't even end in sex
Hey Einstein
You know you can just fuck em right

>>16595729
Ok anon. But I have an Anubis wife. But my family would still worship the Anubis Goddess.

I'd still "worship" my wife that would end in sex. That's why I have a body worship fetish.

>>16595687
No idea but when I find it, I'm finding a muscle mouse, sumo mouse, and an oppai mouse in that order.

>>16595705
What lies at the summit of the inferno mountain?

>>16595747
The Towering Peak.

>>16595729
>You know you can just fuck em right

I can't do that to the Gods.

>>16595719
Agreed
If I had a Mindflayer waifu I'd ask her to play out all my favorite hentais with me

>>16595729
That would be a disgrace though
Sex with a god is only tolerated if she is the one who instigated it

>>16595747
An 8 foot tall Hawaiian Lava Golem

>>16595384
>girl with a man voice is good
??

>>16595747
A CC ignis
the one that form a contract with her will be the master of the great flame!

>>16595598
You heard me.

>>16595754
>>16595763
>and this summer, they're... Roommates?!
>a brand new comedy from the people who brought you 'The Titania Next Door'
>Ones a bitter old Ignis who never got a chance at youth! Ones an easygoing Lava Golem who just wants to luau!
>Find out how they get along on their wacky island adventures in: "Hot on Inferno Island"!

>>16595773
Who changed their name though?

>>16595751
I wonder what a Mindflayer would do to someone who harms her husband.

>Deletes recent memory and leave him naked in some MG city
>Inject his brain with something like Scarecrow's fear toxin

>>16595601
>>16595630
I'd gladly go to the mg version of Silent Hill

>>16595791
Jokes on her. I have a humiliation fetish. Going to beat the shit out of that Chaos worshiping faggot!

>>16595797
Same, although if that subconcious aspect came into play then things would look quite a bit different than normal.

>>16594858
Gross

>>16595729
No they can't, the worshippers can't even see sex.

See Dragon cultist and that one dragonfag conversation.

>>16595578
Mammon is thick.

>>16595791
She'd wipe his mind and give him a new identity as a complete slut who will marry the first low tier monster girl he meets (Devil Bug, Giant Slug, Large Mouse, Slime, etc...)

>>16595798
Go ask a nice Dark Elf or some other dominant species if you want to be humiliated, harming a Mindflayer's husband would leave you a shambling mess

When a blueberry has too much blueberries.

>>16595811
You think this is making me reconsider beating up a ChaosFag?

>Dark Elf

The humiliation is as real.

>shambling mess

Oh yes~. I wonder if a nice nursing MG would come along and save me. Then I'd beg for forgiveness for what I did. I'd be healed.

>>16595797
>MG version of Silent Hill
>All the monster girls have malleable bodies that change to match the subconscious desires of the guy currently in it.

I can dig it.

>>16595818
I'm not seeing it.
Gonna grope and love the blueberry.

>>16595818
When dealing with a demon I would make sure the contract says "If you get fat it's over."

>>16595818
There's a more updated version with proper shine on the bra on Naav's tumblr
Also
MY DICK
Would gladly eat her blueberry pie

>>16595818
She's perfect

>>16595729
I want to kidnap a Paladin-chan, chain her to the wall in my dungeon and forcibly worship her!

>>16595818
Squeeze those blueberries.

>>16595822
As a chaos fag I am highly offended

You'd need years if not decades of healing for the kind of damage a Mindflayer would do to you
And I don't think a low intelligence species like a Devil Bug would be able to heal you properly

>>16595840
Charlotte is for spoiling, treating like a noble knight, and light teasing.

>>16595844
But I want a better girl, like a Shoggoth to show me how good Chaos girls can be while she heals me.

Or maybe a motherly Unagi-Joro?

>>16595854
She's for feeding offerings to, washing her feet, and asking for blessings.

>>16595827
>All the monster girls have malleable bodies that change to match the subconscious desires of the guy currently in it.
Even if they dont' and it is just filled with the monster(girls) we know from the saga, I'd still go.

How would a Lich respond to you giving her a cowlick?

>>16595818
I would only ever sign that thickberry's contract if it said she would be required to use me as her dickthrone for the majority of the day

>>16595858
I'd jump in front of a Japanese truck if it meant getting healed by a motherly Unagi-Joro

>But I want a better girl, like a Shoggoth to show me how good Chaos girls can be while she heals me.
Well you have a point, Mindflayers are chaos extremists it wouldn't make sense for them to hook you up with a non-chaos species
Enjoy your Shoggoth or maybe a Wendigo

>>16595863
But she just wants to be a proud knight!
The lack of exercise is gonna get her chubby!

>>16595865
Would still be nice, although there is one glaring issue.
I can't look into the nurses' eyes if they don't have any.

>>16595882
Just look at where they are supposed to be.

>>16595886
But I can't kiss the lips they don't have.

>>16595882
Well, she has to get used to being my idol!
Also I'd let her get regular exercise and plenty of sunlight so she doesn't wither away. It wouldn't do to worship a husk, would it?

>>16595887
Then kiss their lips down there.

>>16595887
I thought some of them had?

>>16595888
Ok, what happens if she jumps the walls and runs away?

>>16595891
But they can't kiss back with those.

>temp blocked from a janitor banrequest and posts agreeing with me deleted
I dared to question making a new thread before the previous one archives.

He's back.

>>16595877
>Anon is dumped naked in an alleyway of MGC with fear poison in his brain after beating up that Mindflayer's husband
>Gets saved by a Shoggoth

Sounds cute.

>>16595818
Are chubby Demons susceptible to spankings?

>>16595897
>But they can't kiss back
What is facesitting

>>16595897
I'll be chained to her at all times so if she wants to escape she has to take me with her.

>>16595898
Why would you question something that's clearly allowed?

>>16595912
Why should that questioning ever be deleted or vacation worthy?

>>16595908
....that's facesitting.
Not kissing.

>>16595910
....Are you certain that people wish to worship a creature that's constantly chained up?

>>16595907
Very.

>>16595907
Not only are they susceptible, they outright crave them
They'll try to work them into every single activity throughout the day

>>16595915
Global rule 8.

>>16595917
>....Are you certain that people wish to worship a creature that's constantly chained up?
I'm the only one worshipping her.
I'd never let others worship my goddess.
She's only for me.

>>16595818
Unf.

>>16595917
>Not kissing
Lower lips, on your lips, etc

It was a joke, doesn't matter.

Dom vampires in embarrassing outfits!

>>16595949
She's going to violently suck your neck dry after this.

>>16595949
>Dom
ruined it. Vamps are for creative domming.

>>16595777
One of the undesirables was talking about it

>>16595918
>Chubby Demon always sticking her big ass in your face 'accidentally' when you're trying to do something else
>doing bills, look to your right, ass
>watching the news late at night, lean over to fall asleep on the couch, face first into ass
>mowing the lawn, she's suddenly there when you lean back up from leaning down to start the mower, ass
>Just finished having sex with her, post coital cuddling, turn and lean over to set the alarm, when you lean back over, ass

>>16595953
Okay, nice RPing with you or whatever it is yo're doing.

>>16595951
Nah, i am just going to take her for a long walk in the park while i whisper in her ears how much i love her

>>16595952
any examples?

>>16595952
It's you the one ruining vampires now

>>16595952
>Vampires
>domming

No. Vampires are for femdom.

>>16595960
I'm not RPing so much as I'm not giving the person the time of day. It's one of those Bob/Bollocks tier faggots.

>>16595594
I don't know anon, it has worked out really well so far for me.

>>16595966
Monstergirls

Which monstergirl would you call ugly and you rather die than have sex with.

>>16595974
Charybdis is the only one.

>>16595974
Cu Sith. Literally any other girl apart from furry shit.

>>16595974
None, 'coz they don't exist.

>>16595963
>>16595962
odd taste
>>16595961
>any examples?
Thankfully we've been given several examples in various encyclopedia pages.

>>16595974
Vampire until you break the haughty like fine china.

>>16595981
>>16595983
>Having taste this shit
Go back to your Dhampirs

>>16595974
Beelzebub and Devil Bug.

>>16595974
Either of the Siths, Matango, Ushi-Oni, any of the Eldritch/abomination girls except Wendigo, Dragon.

Hich monster is the cutest as a child?

>>16595993
Your daughteru.

>>16595974
The're all good enough for a poke but there are certainly some of them I wouldn't want to make it permanent with

>>16595987
You're the one refusing to acknowledge the Vampires natural state.

>>16595993
Kobold, but I'm biased.

>>16595998
While I'll just be a submissive slut for a vampire so she'll HAVE to dom me!

>>16595996
But she isn't real therefore does not exist.
Unless life is an illusion, and therefore is not real, then why bother facing reality if it isn't a part of your world?

>>16595993
As far as canon is concerned, Alice.

>>16595919
>Global rule 8.
The last time I checked, that rule doesn't say "Don't tell off anonymous newfags who refuse to lurk before taking actions that are destructive to the community"

>>16595981
I can see my wife going into a breeding fenzy in that position. The sex would be too lewd and she would get all the daughterus.

>>16596001
Kobold pups are adorable unless you're sponsored by Subway.

>>16595998
As the one in charge? I do.

>>16596014
Or unless her daddy is a degenerate.

>>16596012
>mods say it's okay to do x
>anon does x
>other anon complains because he doesn't know mods said it's okay to do x, in the process breaking the rules of the board
>gets punished accordingly
>complains some more, thus breaking the rules again and calling other people newfags in the process
Good job anon! You're a Grade A dumbass!

>>16596014
>unless you're sponsored by Subway.
What are you trying to imply, anon?

>>16595998
A mere female bat?

>>16596023
Jared.

>>16596022
Can you give me a quick rundown of what happened last thread?

>>16595998
Spring is coming, prepare for Alraune pollen allergies. As shown here it can turn a haughty Vampire into a slut.

>>16596027
>last thread
It ran out of images. A new thread was made, just like last thread was made when the one before that ran out of images. Then a guy started saying how it's terrible and shouldn't be done, resulting in>>16595898

>>16596029
It's Spring will adequately showcase my feelings for spring and pollen once again.

Why are Dragons so deviant?

>>16596021
I don't see how that makes my daughteru any less cute anon.

>>16596025
But I'm not interested in 3D or non-monstergirl girls at all, that doesn't quite hold up. I prefer burritos to sandwiches when going out for fast food anyway.

>>16596035
They are the very spawn of Satan, the Great Red Dragon.

>>16596022
>mods say it's okay to do x
You mean the same mod that ignored hundreds of posts about a rogue janitor to say something that completely missed the point of the complaints, and completely refused to address the matter of a rampaging tyrant and why someone in the moderation team is backing up a subordinate who oversteps their authority by forcibly micromanaging parts of a board?

>>16596033
Ah, yes, so a guy bitched about people doing what a mod said we could do? And got a warning? And got more angry that the mod didn't side with him?
Fucking finally.

>>16596027
Quick rundown on them:

Demonlord bows to the Anons
In contact with Chaos gods
Rumored to possess dick abilities
control Lescatie with an iron fist
Own castles and tanukis all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient Demon Lords bloodline
will bankroll the first cities in the Green Demon Realms
Own basically every Mamono editing research facility on the planet
first male incubus babies will be Anon babies
all said to have 200+ daughterus

>>16596036
What about tacos? Hakutacos?

>>16596035
did she stretch and wrap around her right breast?

>>16596045
You cheeky cunt.

>>16596042
>breaking global rule 8 again
I think you might need to step away from the computer and consider things before you make things any worse for yourself.
Back to Monster Girls now maybe?

>>16596047
Don't forget Atlach-Nachos.

>>16596035
Their judgment is not conceivable us mortal men.

>>16596047
Nah, it's burritos (with only rice and cheese) or pizza when I go out for food on my own.

>>16596052
Nachos, Takus, and a pack of Wurmmies is the life.

>>16596051
Is that a Hathor?

>>16596060
I like the world you live in. But what do you drink?

>>16596056
>pizza
Good lad.

>>16596063
That is indeed an early Hathor.

>>16596050
>Cheshires laughing in the distance

>>16596056
What kind of pizza though?

>>16596064
Shasta orange 3 liters mixed with Shasta cola 3 liters.

>>16596035
Because they live secluded their whole lives and build up sexual frustration as they age
Some appease that frustration by extreme cuddling, others by daily mating presses and other by deviant fetishes
Those who don't appease it end up becoming Dragon Zombies

>>16596060
Ushis also have a thing for mexican stuff, so thye come along whether you want it or not.

>>16595974
To be honest, none of KC's ones including the ones you're probably judging me for being okay with right now.

The truth is I'm lonely and if one of those forbidden monster girls was nice to me and offered gentle sex with hugs after then I don't think I'd have it in my heart to say no.

>>16596076
Their salsa is pretty good.
>>16596072
Pan. Always pan.

>>16596072
Only cheese. It's unfortunate that cheese pizza is so memetic around here.

>>16596074
That sounds potentially volatile.

>>16596087
>cheese
Tannuki spotted.

>>16596056
>>16596087
>KDF even has weird tastes in food
Sugoi

>>16596089
Shasta soda mixing waa glorious as you could make so many combinations. It's Lich approved and loved by Wurm.

>>16596092
>>16596097
Please no bully.

>>16596051
Best Goddess.
>>16596056
>burrito with only rice and cheese
That is an odd choice my friend.
>>16596087
>And only cheese pizza
Well, I guess we know you're not lactose intolerant so there's that.

>>16596072
Personally I want my pizza with habaneros and copious amounts of red onion.
Now them's good eatin'.

>>16596076
>Ushis also have a thing for mexican stuff,
Finally a reason to post this image!

>>16596108
As long as you aren't /ck/ level autistic about toppings I'll agree.

Wendigo would love a meat lover's pizza.

>>16596120
I don't know nothing about /ck/

>>16596107
I've mentioned it before, but food has always been finnicky for me because of an autoimmune disease in my gut. Plus I'm a lifelong vegetarian for completely unrelated reasons, so there's that too.

>>16596111
I was actually looking for it, but didn't have it. Thanks for posting and enjoy your spicy girls.

>>16596129
DOWN WITH THE VEGAN AGENDA

>>16596123
They believe pepperonis are childish and refuse meat.
After a while you notice the whole board is full of metrosexual hipsters who don't want to talk about good food half the time.
A purging is needed there.

>>16596132
Vegans are silly to me too anon, I absolutely could not survive without my cheese or other dairy products.

Ganna cook my daughterus all different kinds of Italian meals! They'll love it!

>>16596129
Dude, you'll never enjoy bacon with your waifu if she becomes real.
How have you not ended it all?

>>16596133
Also Pink Himalayan sea salt.

>>16596107
Reminds me of my high school life in an international school. Some people don't eat pork, others don't eat beef and some are vegetarian so the only option left is double cheese pizza.

Speaking of food, do you cook for your waifu or does she cook for you?

>>16596137
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to COOK your DAUGHTERUS some mac and cheese if you and your family ever come over to visit me and my waifu!

>>16596133
I would never refuse meat of any kind. I'd even eat weird shit like cat or dog if it tasted good, and with enough seasoning they all taste good.
Pepperonis are God's gift to man.

>>16596142
>spoiler

Jeez that's nice of you anon. Never tried mac and cheese so I guess it'll be a new experience for me and my daughterus.

>>16596139
That too.
The mcchicken shitposts are more board related than most of the crap there half the time. That says A LOT.

Let's stop talking about that cesspool, and imagine Wendigo or Dragons looking up food porn at night.

>>16596137
Italian is the best!

>>16596138
I've literally never tasted bacon anon, I can't really miss what I've never had. At this point I'd probably make myself hospital-tier sick because of my gut issues since I've never eaten it before.

>>16596145
Salty meat is always glorious.

>>16596133
>refuse meat.

ELVES!

>>16596153
Have you at least tried chicken?

>>16596159
Nope. No meat of any kind.

>>16596158
I want to forcefeed an elf meat, get her lifting and awaken her cow cravings!

>>16596145
I remember when I used to eat even raw meat. Mom called me crazy.

>>16596161
You're missing out on life, or half of it, man.

>>16596145
>Got a nice sized buck while hunting with my little brother this season
>Made plenty of delicious venison jerky
>Haven't been able to look at Whitehorn's profile for some time now
I mean, its different, right?

>tfw I thought KDF couldn't get any weirder
Joke's on me.

>>16596161
Some Buddhist sects say fish is a vegetable.

>>16596129
You're a strange man, not necessarily in a bad way either, just odd.
>>16596140
That makes sense.
She'd be the one cooking, partially because she's already good at it and likes doing it, especially using her own fresh ingredients, but also because I can't cook for shit. I'd learn for her though.
>>16596145
My nigga, meat a best.

Holy shit, Kanachirou's newst update.
Why is Kobayashi so full of thickness?

Thick dragon loli thighs
Thick fucking tails
And busty as fuck Quetzalcoatls

It's meeting absolutely all of my standards.

>>16596163
Won't be long until she's a pillarman tier bodybuilder.

>>16596169
Well yeah, it's different.

>>16596163
Anon elves can't eat meat! It all goes to their ass and breasts.

>>16596175
Post pictures you swine!

>>16596169
Of course its different, I love beef of all kinds, eat hamburgers and steaks regularly possibly because I'm a freedomlander, and my waifu is a Holstaur.

>>16596145
>tfw a Salamander will never grill me up some beef with her tail.

>>16596166
If you say so anon.

>>16596171
I guess I'm full of surprises then?

>>16596173
I'm not part of a Buddhist sect though anon.

>>16596174
>You're a strange man, not necessarily in a bad way either, just odd.
Hey thanks anon!

>>16596158
>Ufufufu, you wouldn't fall for our agenda, would you?

>>16596177
Good.

Once that's done, I'll set her free so that she may spread the word of meat.

>>16596182
you can't stop me!
I'll keep going until she learns to love it!

Hasn't anyone uploaded the updated girls yet? I can't find anything on ex at least.

I want to be a boy idol in MGC! I want to slowly be corrupted by my CC manager and do sleazy things with my fans!

>>16596188
I hear you can grill pizza and such.
Would a Salamander bbq be full of meats, junkfood, and lots of alcohol?

The Dragon Cult offers bread to visitors! It's a lovely home made tiger bread. Just come along with offering and worship!

>>16596197
Is it made with real tigers?

>>16596190
NEVER!

>>16596197
Do I get double the breads if I go with my wife and kids?

>>16596195
Yes.
They'd even make meats that are cooked with beer.

>>16596181
Yeah. Definitely different. D-definitely.
>>16596187
I can imagine a weird moment where an Anon sees his Holst waifu happily digging into a burg and stares at her, to which she notices and asks him what's wrong before they just continue eating as normal

>>16596196
Silly boy, you never do things with your common fans, you do it with the rich old women who are supporting your career.

>>16596183
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61530873

That fucking tail.

>>16596199
Silly anon. The one of the main ingredients is rice, not tigers.

>>16596197
Dragon Bakery doesn't take well to competition of any kind.
Beware of car bombs.

>>16595974
Charybdis

>>16596201
Of course! The more worshipers, the more worship!

>>16596215
Wow anon. That's quite a weird fantasy. Maybe you can clear your mind through worship, offerings and letting the Gods into your heart?

>>16596215
>Sweet friendly baker dragon gets her old friends in the D.R.A. to plant car bombs in Dragon Cultist members cars
Aye, there's a malice beneath 'ere smile

>>16596190
I want to have slow consensual cuddling with a dark elf that will end in impregnation somehow

>>16596218
I don't think dragons can worship dragons.

>>16596208
10/10 would dick the lesbian out of.

>>16596218
>fantasy
I don't know, that molf and her daughter seem abnormally real to me.
Or do you refuse to acknowledge the idea she had sex at some point?

>>16596223
She looks like a big girl. I love it.

>>16596222
Businesses are utterly cutthroat and one long war with each other.

>>16596228
He'll just keep saying 'oh the gods wouldn't do that' for an hour on end
For a roleplayer he's quite uncreative

>>16596235
Yes.

>>16596225
Wait, you're confusing me anon.

>>16596228
I refuse to acknowledge those kind of lies. But if you like to imagine them in your head, I can't stop you.

>>16596203
There's a reason I like this picture so much.

>>16596226
I dunno, the /ll/ between Kanna and Riko was fucking supreme. That fetish needs more content.
And we're not even at tthe "fanservice episode" yet.

They gave Kanna stirrup socks, man. It's like they laser targeted every single fetish I have.

>>16596246
What's so confusing about a Dragon family going to a place to get some bread?

>>16596230
Big elves need plenty of ear massaging and love declarations every day

>>16596257
I'm not sure, anon. Just seems abit fishy.

>>16596247
That burg is about to spill!
Also those milktanks need to be at least four to five times as big.

>>16596259
Big elves are olev.

Be the 'big' musclewise, pudge wise, height wise, or some combination of the three.

>>16596262
>Calls my wife a doppelganger
>Says that she is now fishy

You are getting some calls in the middle of the night.

>>16596273
I too have found that I just like 'big' in general, doesn't matter the type of those three, as long as it's quite big.

>>16596278
Yep, it took me awhile to realize that too.

No matter the monster girl, I like them big.

So this is what happens when you mix a Dark Mage and a catgirl.

>>16596278
>>16596273
But if you had to choose, three monstergirls standing before you, one with big muscles, one with big pudge, or one thats a good foot or two taller than the others with just a bit of both, which would you pick?

>>16595978
>>16595992
To be honest I'm more disappointed in the fact that people throw Cait Sith into the garbage can simply because of them being fucking furries. I mean, cat-based magic has its own applications of lewding prospective husbands, such as making his body as sensitive as a cat's tongue, making the naturally high body temperature of virtually any feline-based MG almost impossible to resist, leaving him in more than one ways more like malleable dough to be kneaded and reformed to a good cat loving Anon. Or conversely, generating a silvervine/matatabi mist that affects both humans and monsters with an extreme state of euphoria.

Honestly, KC would've done better to just remove virtually all of the white fur on her body and leave her face fur as scruffy cheek markings similar to Uzumaki Naruto, but that's just me.

>>16596282
Dark Mages can probably give themselves Kemonomimi features.

>>16596278
You can't go wrong when you can hug a big girl.

>>16596271
That's my favorite Loen picture of all time.
There are ways to rapidly increase a Holstaurs bust size.

>>16596276
I didn't mean to offend you and I apologise. There's no need to send me soundboard noises over the phone.

There's just something odd either I can't put my finger on or I'm reluctant to say.

>>16596284
fit dark elf,pudgy wock and a big tall vampire with abit of both

>>16596282
No.
She's not pregnant enough to be something that happens when I mix a dark mage and a catgirl.

>>16596284
Anon, you have to realize that they are all equal.
In fact, if those three were standing before me, I'd just make a harem from them.

I'd love the buff one, the pudge one, and the tall one.

>>16596249
I'll agree that /ll/ is rare but I'm more into bi girls or dicking lesbians.

Like one of my fantasies is being casual fuck buddies with something like a succubus, she knows that a girl in my social circle is gay so she takes her back to a room. Things get steamy, she cuts off the dyke's field of vision with a kiss and when she's distracted in goes my dick. The rest is a simple corruption story that ends with two pregnant succubutts, one being a former dyke.

>>16596284
>with just a bit of both
What

>>16596291
You think I would going to fuck her in public, don't you?

>>16596290
And thank goodness for it.
>>16596289
Exactly.
>>16596284
Oou, that's tough. I suppose I can't say all three? Oh, I'll do it like this >>16596294
So, beefy, bulky muscle Lizardman, chubby, plush pudge Holstaur, and really tall with a bit of both Demon.

>>16596249
>yuri
>no monstergirls in webm
What about you delete the webm for the slot at least.

>>16596306
Who in public? And why would you do that? Sorry anon I don't follow.

>>16596305
A little bit of muscle definition smoothed over with a little layer of girly softness.
>>16596294
>>16596296
>>16596307
Good choices.

>>16596284
Amazon, Dark Mage, Vampire

>>16596309
Here's your fucking Paladins, then.

>>16596284
As always, I let the dice decide.

The big, muscled one would be a Dark Valkryie, the big, pudgy one is going to be a wurm, and the tall, strongfat one is cyclops.

I'm perfectly fine with this.

>>16596309
Kanna's a dragon transformed into a human, and has the tail and horns visible. She's more monstergirl than elves or kitsunes.
If you want to go after image slots, ask >>16596286 and >>16596321 to remove theirs.

>>16596324
That's some good dice.
>>16596320
People seem to like the very tall Vampires, huh?

>>16596315
I said that I would take my dragon wife and daughter to get the bread, and you said that it sounds fishy. You probably are thinking that I would fuck her in front of all your cult.

>>16596327
>If you want to go after image slots, ask someone who posted right after you
Anon are you retarded

>>16596321
Upset because someone told you to delete your yurishit?

Keep using images to show how much of a fag you are.

>>16596335
I'm just saying, you're moaning over a monstergirl webm. If you don't like the content, don't look, but you can't expect it to be deleted just because of that.

>>16596327
You're not very smart are you. There's nothing in that webm to indicate that Kanna isn't human outside of her pupils.

>>16596329
THe dice are always kind to me.

That Dark Valk is getting massages after her workouts.

That wurm is getting all the sweets she can eat.

That cyclops is going to get put in cute dresses.

And all of them are going to get impregnated.

>>16596347
Livin the fuckin dream

>>16596341
https://i.imgur.com/BNaIqLP.png

You're boogeymanning pretty hard there, pal.