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Feed her to Mokou.

>>1658790
Convince her to make me a vassal and take me to Gensokyo by playing vidya with her.

Perform FINAL FUSION.

Release her. I set the trap to catch yukkuris.

How hard is it to capture a NEET anyway?

Throw it away.
Now gonna have that filthy Neet freeloading in my house.

Try to make friends. Failing that, try to somehow become immortal.

>>1658790
Just stand there with a table of utensils of horror next to me and just laugh maniacally.

Then see her get all nervous and stuff.

Experience murder without harm or guilt. Rape too if I can rationalize it as harmless.

Hm... I must have lured her to my place with a higher spec PC then she has in Gensokyo.

I suppose I better cook her food before she realises I'm not essential. Would be nice if she'd stop raiding long enough to look at me though. ;_;

Eat her liver. Instant immortality

sell her

You guys are crazy. The real trick is to simply become her vassal. Her computer maintenance guy. Then she will end up making you stick around forever to fix her problems.
Then you have a whole mansion full of lonely bunny servants to go after without risking being killed by Eirin.

>>1658819
Mokou can "accidentally" kill you just to piss her off though.

>>1658819

Especially if you present your plans for those rabbits to Eirin in the form of a paper explaining how you are experimenting with the psychological effects of rape.

>>1658823
I'll just convince Kaguya to make Mokou her bride by accidentally filling her computer with lesbian porn.
And besides, even if it came to that I'm sure I would've lived hundreds of years longer. And in Gensokyo.

>>1658823

That only really works the other way around. Mokou seems to care more about helping people then Kaguya does. I'd expect being important to Mokou could be dangerous, but being important to Kaguya only brings about the dangers of Eirin's experiments, Mokou probably wouldn't bother with you though you may be expected to clean up after Kaguya's deaths.

Get her a new hi end compute and give it to her.
But just wen shes going to use it hit the PC with a bat.
Then wen she gets all mad hit her with the bat.

Then lock her in the basement naked.

>>1658830

Anon doesn't seem to have thought this through.

Convince her to brew another Hourai Elixir dosage.

Take it.

Mediate Kaguya and Mokou over centuries to a loving relationship.

Eternity 3-way.

>>1658844
Why not just eat her liver?

>>1658847

Because she wouldn't like that?
Because it would probably taste horrible raw, and she would probably regenerate by the time I cook it?
Because it would hamper my desire to sex her forever?
Because it might not work? (Most fanon outwrites it because that law is STUPID. Pic related.)
Because I would have to overpower her to get it?

Brush her hair and love her tenderly

I'd ruffle Mokou's hair

Check her IVs and Nature.

If they're good; she goes to EV training, if they're bad; she goes to PC 14 forever.

>>1658878

Making her the queen... meaning, fuck her till her oldest daughter is about 16 and then start raping her instead. and then go to the next daughter that is 11 months younger.

>>1658850
Just tranquilize her. By the time she regains consciousness you'll have already eaten her liver and she'll have regenerated, so she won't realize what happened.

>>1658902

I thought her body rejects poisons and the like.

Use body possession and trade places with her to have an eternal immortal body.

>>1658906

Her body isn't immortal; her soul is.

But now you have a woman's body so yeah.

>>1658906
This isn't Zelda Oracle of Ages...

>>1658907
Where does the soul lie anyway?
In the body of an immortal, or in the mind of an immortal?
If it's the mind could you just rewrite her mind with your own conciousness and still be yourself and her at the same time?

>>1658850
That doesn't seem like a problem to me. Both Kaguya and Mokou have extremely high power levels so it wouldn't be easy for them to get eaten and the Hourai elixir probably doesn't work on youkai anyway.

>>1658919

Souls are extraplanar.

Her entire body could be utterly destroyed DBZ style and she'll incarnate from nothing.

>>1658924

Who says? The Hourai Elixir works on anything with a soul. Youkai are basically free-floating earth-formed souls (which is why they're so damned hard to kill).

>>1658924
mokou was just an ordinary human when she drank the elixir and gained her powerlevel later through hard work and guts.

>>1658927
You can't gain Phoenix powers through guts.

>>1658927

According to Queen Millenia, yes.

>>1658926
Alice says that the elixir wouldn't work on youkai in IN.

>>1658930
You have never played saga frontier.

>>1658926
>The Hourai Elixir works on anything with a soul. Youkai are basically free-floating earth-formed souls (which is why they're so damned hard to kill).
Sounds like a job for the 7th heaven.

>>1658934

Alice: "Not really. I'm just interested in souls.
I thought they might allow me to make independent dolls.
Besides, I don't think the elixir would work on youkai, would it? "

She thiiiiinks.

Besides, Alice is Human-Turned-Youkai.

>>1658936
You're right.

>>1658942
>Besides, Alice is Human-Turned-Youkai.
Akyu thiiiiinks.

>>1658934
Hourai
An elixir that works differently for the Ghost type than for all the other types.

I probably would perform the incredibly obscure Quasi-Reverse Demon's Gate Invocation.

The worst that could happen is tea time coming a tad early, so why not?

Turn 360 degrees and crab walk away.

I certainly don't want to be around when Eirin comes to the rescue.

Make her create one of the elixirs and another to turn me into rule 63 of myself, drink both. Get instant access to Gensokyo. Use guns during combat. Try to rape China and Resin.

>>1660463
>360 degrees
Welcome to the start point

Hug her tightly and be nice to her?
Or, since this is 4chan

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I'd her hair

>>1658790

Be attitude for gains:

1. Be praying.
2. Be praying.
3. Be praying.

I do my absolute best to maky myself useful, hopefully gaining immortality.

After that, its time to train like FUCK so I don't get horribly murdered by the loli girls...and also stay away from that fox girl, since nothing good will come out of that, ever.

Hope to make friends, because I certainly don't want to be enemies with her.

>>1660484

T-there it is! Anonymous' ten rapes a second shout!