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I'm gonna make love even when I'm dead
My body might be cold
But it's always hot in my bed!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16568496

Maids are olev.

olev!

>> No.16568502

>>16568496
You're impossible.

>> No.16568503

>>16568496
New record!

>> No.16568506

>>16568496
I'm now 100% it's a shoggoth computer with a Kiki operator.

>> No.16568508

>>16568496
I hope you get a bunch of mainds.

>> No.16568513
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16568513

>>16568508
>>16568506
>>16568503
>>16568502
Happy V day

>> No.16568522

>>16568513
And happy Valentine's Day to you. I hope you wake up tommorow with a Kiki and a Shoggoth softly whispering "Massstah. It's morning!"

>> No.16568523

>>16568494
Fuck yeah Dragon Zombie
Gonna tie one up and call her Dolly
Don't call it weird, don't call it folly

...That's about all I got but you get the idea

>> No.16568525

I want to be a boy idol in MGC who is taken advantage of by my older manager!

>> No.16568529

>>16568513
Y-you too.
>>16568523
>Fuck yeah Dragon Zombie
I used her in the OP because I got rebuked for not doing it last time. This was my chance to redeem myself.

>> No.16568531
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16568531

>>16568486
It must be that.

Really though I have no idea why I didn't like such adorable brown girls this much till now.
>delicious skin tone
>perma heart pupils
>a body type which is seriously underused by kc
>eternal innocence and purity without the guilt that would come with fucking an alice

>> No.16568533

>>16568496
Any Monster Girl can be a maid!

Follow your dreams!

>> No.16568536

>>16568529
It's alright, she does what she's told and likes it.
I do think more people ended up enjoying her finished product than expected though, I know I sure as hell did.

>> No.16568538
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16568538

Posting it again because new thread and it's Valentine's.

http://pastebin.com/beBY4iKJ

Happy Valentine's.

>> No.16568540

>being handed a collar that says "ChewToy" on it by your wolfu

I'm leaking slutty liquids in the slut position!

>> No.16568541
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16568541

Please do not disturb the Cupid
It's a touchy day for her

>> No.16568543

>>16568531
Houris are pretty cool. KC needs to add more Celestial monsters.

>> No.16568545

>>16568540
What's the slut position anon?

>> No.16568549

>>16568541
I'm going to follow her around, trying to kiss her belly and thighs.

>> No.16568550

>>16568541
I'm gonna kiss her on the cheek!

>> No.16568552

I was talking about flayers last night before going to sleep and I surprisingly ended up dreaming about them.

I had invited a guest to my house and we started drinking a lot, he got pretty drunk and tipsy. One of my flayers landed on his head and decided to put her tentacles on his ear, I tried to stop them but it was too late.
She looked into his drunken mind and got drunk herself the poor thing. It was pretty cute though.

>> No.16568557

>>16568494
Her eternal beauty! It's practically glorious! KAYYYCEEE has delievered a new Divine!

>> No.16568564

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4hMlrCWMAAlEMp.jpg

Disturbingly lewd CC Atlach-Nacha

>> No.16568567

>>16568549
>>16568550
Morons.

>> No.16568568

>>16568540
I want my waifu to help me get over my compulsive sensitivities about having things around or even touching my neck so I can wear a collar for her like she does for me.

>> No.16568577

>>16568541
God I was shot by her so hard. Definitely love at first sight.

>> No.16568579

>>16568568
I have that same feel, except for my wrists. It's odd, even a loose watch feels restrictive.

>> No.16568581

>>16568543
Agreed, they're more often than not pretty interesting and there's someone for everyone.
If you're someone that likes girls with a little purity then they're the closest you can get in the setting while others who like their girls more dirty can get off on the thought of corrupting them.

Although in the case of Houris it's amusing that the scholar can't tell monsterized houris from regular ones.

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>>16568545
I'm sorry for the phone post but this should give the right idea. It's the position you assume when you just want to be taken by an MG.

>>16568568
I hope it turns out well for you anon! I love collaring, it's my ultimate fetish. And I know you'd love it too.

>> No.16568584
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16568584

>>16568494
>you will never milk a Zombie Dragon

>> No.16568586

>>16568584
A mere female cow!

>> No.16568587

>>16568564
I wouldn't mind being a spider for a girl with a body like that, god help me.

>> No.16568588

>>16568564
That husband must be having a hard time holding up all that thicc.

>> No.16568597

>>16568579
I feel you anon I can't wear watches either. I quite like being tied up/restrained and a collar is an integral part of that at least in my mind. It's a shame, but I know my waifu could help me.

>>16568583
I hope it turns out well for you anon! I love collaring, it's my ultimate fetish. And I know you'd love it too.
Hey thanks anon! Maybe someday.

>> No.16568600

>>16568496
You win

>> No.16568628

>>16568577
She's underrated, along with the Houri. But something about Cupids design just seems to work on a very sexual fundamental level. She's girl next door hot.

>> No.16568633

>>16568496
I want a maid with an easy access dress so I can fuck her every chance I get!

>> No.16568635

>>16568633
The best kind of maid.

>> No.16568636

>>16568584
>tfw your village's 'Dragon Protector' is a Zombie Dragon who's been dead for centuries.
>Trying constantly to keep up with current trends and be cool.
>Like a mom embarrassing her son in front of his friends, she comes into town wearing a cow print outfit, hitting on village boys.

>> No.16568640

>>16568628
No joke. If I had a neighbor like that I would take a lot of pictures, steal her clothes, and keep looking at her window so I could see her changing. If she ever gave me an opening I would plow that pussy so hard we would live together and have a nice family.

>> No.16568641
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16568641

Happy Valentine's Day!

>> No.16568645

>>16568641
Zombie Wock when?

>> No.16568648

>>16568645
Wocks are sluts, it's impossible for them to go zombie since they grab anyone's dick.

>> No.16568653

>>16567735
Nothing less than 100.

>> No.16568660
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16568660

Nyohoho!

>> No.16568661

>>16568564
I want that atlach on my face

>> No.16568664

>>16568564
>spider
It's shit

>> No.16568665

>>16568648
How about Zombie Wyvern booty then?

>> No.16568666

>>16568540
http://imgur.com/d7kS5Nk

These 3 other images like this but I'm pretty sure one has a light punch of Yuri so I won't for the sake of some anons here. It's just these captions turn me slut instantly. My waifu isn't even a Hellhound, I just want it so bad.

>inb4 "haha words on an image"

Anon pls. I just want to enjoy my slutty self.

>> No.16568669

>>16568660
Why are petite Onis even a thing?

>> No.16568672

>>16568660
Ah! She's come for our sake!

>> No.16568673
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16568673

This is an Elf's face when my time stop spell runs out and she suddenly feels the two dozen ejaculations I've shot up her nose sloshing around her nasal cavity.

>> No.16568675

>>16568673
>feels the two dozen ejaculations I've shot
That's a good way to treat a Elf.
>up her nose sloshing around her nasal cavity.
God damn you anon.

>> No.16568676

>>16568673
Gross

>> No.16568678

>>16568666
>These 3 other images like this but I'm pretty sure one has a light punch of Yuri
Fuck I can handle that, I'm a slut for the thing you posted so I'm curious.

>> No.16568683

>>16568673
Not so high and mighty with gallons of semen in her nose!

Take that you knife-eared Elf!

>> No.16568685

>>16568640
>cupid neighbour falls asleep downstairs but left the window open
You wouldn't take advantage by sneaking in to take a closer look would you?

>> No.16568687

>>16568665
Wyverns are mostly raised by knights and have a set partner and they aren't as haughty and proud. You can probabaly find them, but they are rare.

And mind as well:
Otohimes own the fun palaces, so no virginity there.

Wurms only care about the dick so unless they somehow never find a male for god knows how long dragons live for you won't be seeing a zombie one.

Ryus are worshipped and get sexed so it can rain.

>> No.16568695

>>16568678
So be it anon. I warn you, you'll practically be screaming for a wolfu to own you immediately. I know I was.

http://imgur.com/a/ivo0U

Sorry if one of them is shite quality.

>> No.16568699

>>16568685
Just thinking made me pretty hard and I'm about to head out. Dammit.

I don't think I would resist taking a lot of pictures and probabaly licking and feeling her body. If she gets wet I'm licking her until she squirts all over my face.
If she wakes up and likes it, my cum is filling her womb right there.

>> No.16568701

>>16568669
So they can grow up?

>> No.16568703

>>16568669
They are not holsts so they can be flat as lolis.

>> No.16568704

>>16568699
Cupids are built for lovin'.

>> No.16568709
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16568709

Why do people worship Dragons so much when Griffons are infinitely better?

>> No.16568710

>>16568541
did someone cap the original greens about the tsundere cupid?

>> No.16568714

>>16568695
Loved all of them, yes even the one that you were cautious about.

>> No.16568717

>>16568709
I wouldn't say that Griffons are an enemy of the Gods. More like a respected rival.

>> No.16568716

>>16568709
How are her wings attached? Her poncho is under them.

>> No.16568719

>>16568699
>cupid wakes up to you fondling her tits
>gives you a kuu stare that doesn't reveal her feelings one way or the other
How do you explain yourself?
>>16568709
I've been on the griffon train since MGE II leaked.

>> No.16568723

>>16568714
I liked that one aswell. Something about it just made me tingle with goodness.

I just want my wolfu to collar me and own me! I want her to mark me as her territory through scratches and scent marking! I want her to assert herself as the alpha dog through neck biting into submission! I want her to treat me like a chewtoy!

>> No.16568725

>>16568717
I hope Gods doesn't mean Dragons.

>> No.16568727

>>16568709
Griffons are rapists.
Dragons aren't.
Checkmate.

>> No.16568728

>>16568709
Because they're not.

>> No.16568730

>>16568538
IMAGINE

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>>16568716
I've actually been thinking of a griffon oc and figuring out how the wings work is proving to be a nightmare with the planned outfit.

Are the arms attached to the wings and branch off of them or are they separate like artists tend to draw them? The profile image is a bit messy in that regard.

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16568738

How lewd is your saint valentine so far anons?

>> No.16568739

>>16568727
Dragons are golddiggers
Griffons are not
Checkmate.

Also
>Implying rapists are bad

>> No.16568740

>>16568725
Do you want it to mean Dragons?

>> No.16568741
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16568741

From her to you on this special day.

>> No.16568744

>>16568741
Magma Mammaries!

>> No.16568746

>>16568738
I just got done with a fap about my waifu. It had me twitching and ahegoing it was that lewd.

>> No.16568754

>>16568741
I love it! Lava Golems a cute!

>> No.16568757

>>16568740
Obviously not

>> No.16568760

>>16568723
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
>rapes you too
If that's not a monster girl asserting dominance I don't know what is, perhaps her raping you and the princess at the same time, forcing you to rape the girl you always admired before going on to show you that her own body is better in every single way.

>> No.16568761

>>16568538
Mindflayers are scary.

>> No.16568766

>>16568741
Looking at a cutie like that just makes my heart melt.

>> No.16568767

>>16568738
Not lewd at all, saving that stuff for later tonight when I'm less busy. Gonna be fun.

>> No.16568776

>>16568710
I'll go back and find em when I get home.
Moron.

>> No.16568777

>>16568761
I don't want them going into my thoughts and going 'Fufufu~' when they see that I have a massive crush on Nurse Unicorn!

I'd die of embarrassment!

>> No.16568782

>>16568741
Love love love! Hunka burning love!

>> No.16568784

>>16568741
I'd gladly lick that chocolate off her massive warm milktanks.

>> No.16568791

>>16568741
Buck's Lava Golems a best

>> No.16568806
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16568806

Did you received chocolates from your wife?

>> No.16568807
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16568807

Edgey Automatons.

>> No.16568814

>>16568739
Dragons have the balls to go out and build their own hoard which they cherish
Griffons just inherit some dumb treasures from the gods and then defend it until they find a dick and forget all about it

>Implying rapists are bad
They absolutely are, consent is key

>> No.16568815

>>16568806
Those puffy erect nips are a good teller as to how much that Elf likes that chocolate.

>> No.16568817

>>16568738
Killed a bear with my bare hands. Waifu wanted to fuck on top of its still-warm cadaver.

>> No.16568821

>>16568806
You can't receive chocolate from someone who isn't real.

>> No.16568828

>>16568814
But I want to turn the tables on a rapist Dragon Zombie and turn her into my loving obidient mindbroken wife! How could one berate a love so pure? I'll even get her a branding with my name on it for Valentine's Day!

>> No.16568833

>>16568757
That's ok anon. If you want to believe that I'm not going to berate you or judge you.

>> No.16568842
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16568842

>>16568814
>not liking girls who take what they want

>> No.16568846

>>16568760
It's perfect. It's just what I want. Just the idea of you admiring that beautiful princess as the pinnacle of purity. Then to be told she was raped by the alpha dog infont of you. And now that alpha dog is going to rape you.

>> No.16568850

>>16568814
Wew definitely dragons suits you, your mentality is as weak as their will, which breaks.

>> No.16568851

>>16568807
Damn chuuni gremlins.

>> No.16568856

>>16568806
Yes. And she made me eat them off her body. The asking me "What was tastier? My abs or the chocolate?".

>> No.16568871

>>16568828
Taming a Zombie Dragon is the best, but you still got to be kind to her
Just because she would do anything for you doesn't mean you can just brand your name on her butt or something

>>16568842
>Wanting to be raped by a lion bird
I hope you like embarrassing chirping followed by orgasmic roars

>> No.16568877

>>16568731
If she had something that tied up behind her neck, and down around her back under her boobs, her wings could fit.

>> No.16568884

>>16568871
Meh, maybe so. Though if she's the one that wants it how could I resist, ya know? But maybe just a collar with an ownership tag would work better. Just so long as it's something she can look at through dull lidded eyes and feel happy somewhere in what's left of her brain that she finally found that which makes her so happy after all those millennia. A true storybook romance!

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16568893

I am off for today,have a happy saint valentine anons

have a busty elf

>> No.16568897

>>16568675
How sad that you haven't yet realized how sexual noses are. They're so slender and feminine and begging to be filled up.

>> No.16568899

>>16568893
You really like that Elsword Elf.

>> No.16568906

>>16568899
I havent posted any image of her since december

do you really remember posts that far?

>> No.16568914

>>16568906
>do you really remember posts that far?
I kinda sorta do.

>> No.16568915

Scarecrow monstergirl when?

>> No.16568921

>>16568760
>>16568846
Leave.

>> No.16568922

>>16568776
Thanks m8 enjoy single awareness day

>> No.16568924

>>16568915
They would be added to the dumb corp with Dragon Zombie and Doromes. I like it.

>> No.16568932

>>16568884
>Though if she's the one that wants it how could I resist, ya know?
Dragon Zombies are too innocent to ask for this kind of stuff

>But maybe just a collar with an ownership tag would work better
That would work great, get her one of those stylish one that hug the neck
She'd fiddle with her tag whenever you're away from her if she isn't going on a rampage while looking for you

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16568935

Big Undead girls.

>> No.16568936

>>16568846
Glad to find someone with similar tastes, I know that kind of stuff is generally frowned upon but I'm such a slut for dominance that a monster girl showing it in the most brutal way possible is wonderful.

>> No.16568946

>>16568884
>collaring a Dragon

STOP

>> No.16568947

>>16568871
>I hope you like embarrassing chirping followed by orgasmic roars
That would be music to my ears.
>>16568877
I was thinking of a long dress with holes at the back for her wings but if they are indeed attached to her arms then it makes things extremely awkward.

>> No.16568954

>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
Take a hike you faggots.

>> No.16568957

>>16568935
No thanks, I would rather have a small Undead like a Lich.

>> No.16568958

>>16568936
I agree. Brutal domination leaves my knees trembling. Nice to atleast someone who can appreciate this kind of dom.

>> No.16568967

>>16568957
I'd like a big Lich. I want a tall, gloomy kuudere with a dynamite body. I'd molest her all over while she pouted at me.

>> No.16568969

>>16568932
>too innocent to ask for this kind of stuff
Very, very good point. It should be assumed that though they're simple lustful beings now doesn't mean they suddenly gain a knowledge of sexual things. That's kind of a bonus then, being the one to completely train and teach them of all the wonderful opportunities that exist in that realm they so long rejected.
>get her one of those stylish ones that hug the neck
Oh you better believe it, nothing but the best for my lovely obedient girl. It would serve as a great reminder and reassurance for the poor girl when I send her out on short errands to pick up more potions and manticore venoms and such at the liches' apothecary in the Undead Burg. It'll help the authorities to know which way to send her if she gets lost and confused too. She's a precious little thing, needs a lot of direction and guidance!

>> No.16568978

>>16568969
Anon. Please don't do this to the poor girl. This is just too mean and disrespectful.

>> No.16568979

>>16568935
I want a Grotesquery who makes fun of me being a manlet.

>> No.16568981

>>16568958
I really want that kind of Hellhound to chain me to the wall of her cave and reverse cowgirl me all day, that would be bliss.

>> No.16568982
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16568982

Happy Valentine's Day!
This year's Valentine's Day wife commission is super wonderful.

>> No.16568986

>>16568967
That's fine, but I want a short Lich so she can sit on my lap while she performs experiments.

>> No.16568991

>>16568981
Very good anon. I'd love that aswell. But I'm more of a "Follows her around" kinda guy. Sort of like a trophy for her.

>> No.16568997

>>16568967
7ft. with stylish robes and skeleton themed armor?

>> No.16569000

>>16568935
Dose the Lich want me to "power her up" or something?

>> No.16569003

>>16568982
>lipstick
Lewd.

>> No.16569004

>>16568978
Gah, you're right. I should really be going with her so she doesn't get lost. She can show off how well she's learned to heel too! Roll over, play alive, sit on master's lap, all tricks she's very proud of learning! She's such a smart, hard working girl!

>> No.16569008

Alright question for everyone in the thread. Which monstergirls do you think are the most prevalent in these threads? I've made a tentative list based on perceived frequency

Most Common:
Succubus
Hellhound
Dragon
Elf
Anubis
Holstaurs
Cheshire

Less Common
Shoggoth
Lich
Whitehorns
Inari/Youko
Kejourou

Rare
Hakutaku
Kraken

Irredeemable:
Kobold

>> No.16569012

>>16568969
>That's kind of a bonus then, being the one to completely train and teach them of all the wonderful opportunities that exist in that realm they so long rejected.
You bet it is, don't introduce too many things at once, slowly let her experience new things like teasing, cunnilingus, anal, etc...

>when I send her out on short errands
I don't think that's a good idea, she will cause a lot of damage the first few times until she knows what to do
She will quickly become the favorite client of the merchants, they'll give her freebies, advice and more

>> No.16569016

>>16568991
On a leash so she can show you off to her friends and tell them in great detail how you met and what she does to you each night? That would be enough to get other Hellhounds jealous.

>> No.16569021

>>16569008
Looks legit enough.

>> No.16569023

>>16569008
who gives a shit

>> No.16569024

>>16569008
>Irredeemeable
>Kobold
More like Cheshire, no thanks to futacat and the Laska and Me rework basically being like watching a Japanese bullet train plowing into a fox orphanage while simultaneously on fire and piloted by Michael Bay with a massive erection for pyrotechnics slowed down to 1/1000th of its normal speed. Just enough to catch the jism spurting from the fabric of his pants.

>> No.16569025

>>16569008
Add Kiki next to Shog

>> No.16569027

>>16569008
I'd put Lich up in the most common list, she's probably the girl with that high popularity without having any noticeable backlash.

>> No.16569029

>>16569008
You're right on the money.
Don't forget Automatons though.

>> No.16569031

>>16569004
Zombie Dragons are proud mighty creatures. This isn't how they're supposed to be treated. This should be illegal.

>> No.16569035

>>16568719
I would probably panic a vit, which would lead me to pinching her nipples and brushing her clit even harder. Then I would follow up by an apology and saying that there was a bug on her.

>>16568709
Because dragons might prove themselves better for you.

>> No.16569036

>>16569024
Cheshires have been cleansed of His faggotry for ages now anon.

>> No.16569040

>>16569031
Nope. Abuse them until they cum on command.

>> No.16569041

>>16569024
That description got a good laugh out of me but I'd say Cheshires themselves are redeemable with good writers that don't force them down the meme spamming route. The doujin was proof that there's still plenty to be liked about them.

>> No.16569048

>>16569035
>I would probably panic a vit, which would lead me to pinching her nipples and brushing her clit even harder. Then I would follow up by an apology and saying that there was a bug on her.
Do you want to get pulled face first into her breasts and forced into a hug? She's going to demand you take responsibility.

>> No.16569052

>>16568935
that's dead sexy

>> No.16569055

>>16569016
I'd be the such a good little boy. And I was thinking the exact same thing, a leash. I'd love her to lift up my shirt to show off all her territory marks on my body. Then show off the bite marks on my neck. Maybe her friends have their own chew toys.

>> No.16569057

>>16569012
Oh it would be a very slow learning process, both to savor it and since she's, well, a pretty slow learner. Once a month if she's been extra good I can teach her something new, that seems like a good rate. Maybe slow it down to once every three months after the first year so she learns the value of waiting for what she's been promised. Great points all.
>she will cause a lot of damage the firs time few times until she knows what to do
Ah, it's an unfortunate and totally unintended roadblock the townsfolk will have to overcome. Maybe it will help them learn to be extra accommodating to her in future visits and give her those freebies and advice! We wouldn't want such a precious but very, very powerful girl like her getting upset and tearing the place down, would we? That would just make her master sad, and that would just make her even angrier, which would lead to more destruction, and so on and so forth.
Much nicer if they just do everything she needs them to so she can hurry up and get home to where she belongs.

>> No.16569060

>>16569040
There's just too much anti Zombie Dragon talk. This is not how you treat them.

>> No.16569071

>>16569031
Oou, anon, you said the P word. That word is against the rules for her. She gets in very big trouble if she says that word.

>> No.16569073

>>16569048
I swear to Eros if she did that I would go up a bit higher just so I can kiss hher soft and cute mouth while making eye contact. Of course, I would also finish the job of massaging her clit and slowly feel all her body with silky touch.
I'm going to whisper all the lewd things I did thinking about her and all the ones I'm going to do bow that she is in my arms.

I shouldn't be typing this at class.

>> No.16569075

>>16569055
I'd prefer it if her friends don't have toys of their own yet, I want the hellhound to be smug and proud about being the first of her group to find someone and wear it like a badge of honor. Maybe even force me to eat her out in front of the mild mannered holst who lives in the area and make her blush.

>> No.16569082
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>>16568997
I'm thinking spider themed. Or maybe she's just sat still for so long that she's actually covered in cobwebs when you descend into her lair.

>> No.16569101

>>16569073
Now that she is in my arms.*
Or I'm in hers now that I think about it.

>> No.16569102

>>16569071
I just keep telling myself to ignore this talk of Zombie Dragons. It's all just fantasy. I-It's all just fantasy

>> No.16569108

>>16569073
>lewd posting in class
You brave soul.

I bet a cupid would love knowing you were thinking about her all day in class and welcome you home in a naked apron as a reward.

>> No.16569116

So, how are those portals treating you guys?
Any day now...
Any day.

>> No.16569118

>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
>>16568958
>>16568981
>>16568991
>>16569016
>>16569055
>>16569075
This is what happens when we accept any amount of yurishit or """"""threesomes""""".

Fuck off and die. It doesn't make it any less shit if you post your trash in spoilers you retarded scum.

>> No.16569120

>>16569075
Thats lewd anon! But I like it. If she has little command words for actions. Like if she gave me the command I have to start eating her out or licking her body. I love the idea that she shows off her toy and acts smug about it.

>> No.16569121

>>16569082
Hex maniac was too perfect of a design for a random trainer type.

>> No.16569123

>>16569060
This is not anti z dragon. It's just another way of giving them love.

For example, I would make her my little lizard and have her beg for cum everyday.

>> No.16569125

>>16568935
Damn, Chaika looks like THAT?

>> No.16569126

>>16569116
Didn't you hear? 2020 is the next big date! Absolutely no bullshitting this time.

>> No.16569129

>>16569118
Agreed. Shit shouldn't fly.

>> No.16569130

>>16569118
>getting dommed is now seriously frowned upon
>in the monstergirl thread
Tell me I'm misreading your intentions.

>> No.16569132

>>16569123
See, this guy gets it.
That's a great idea too, train her to say she's a lizard and not a dragon. She'd be so appreciative of that old hurtful title that brought her so much pain being off her mind!

>> No.16569133

>>16569121
Literally divine.

You might even go full Ryoko and have her start out as a dessicated husk that you accidentally awaken and who chases you down in her dungeon to use your cum to rehydrate herself. I'm going to have to put this in the idea list.

>> No.16569135

>>16569130
Just don't reply, anon.

>> No.16569138

>>16569120
Wonderful, especially the code word part. The other girls would never expect what you were going to do to your master infront of them.

>> No.16569139

>>16569132
>That's a great idea too, train her to say she's a lizard and not a dragon

This is making me irritated than it should.

>>16569123
No anon.

>> No.16569147

>>16569125
Kek. I see it now.

>> No.16569148

>>16569057
Looks like you've got some solid teacher skills under your belt
You should still buy a book on facesitting, that will confuse her a lot

>Much nicer if they just do everything she needs them to so she can hurry up and get home to where she belongs.
Well of course they will
They can either make a cute Dragon Zombie wife happy or cause her to become a harbinger of doom and decay

>> No.16569150

>>16569138
It's probably annoying for some anons to see the constant spoilers. So I'm just going to stop spoilering anon.

But would she reward her pet? Possibly with a treat?

>> No.16569151

>>16569130
There's a fine difference between that and wanting someone to molest a girl you like just as >>16568760 wants.

>> No.16569156

>>16569129
Last thread people tolerated lilialraune, now they're trying to see if they can slip in just outright yurishit and ntr. I don't think I've ever seen "give them and inch and they take a mile" proven true this fast.

>>16569130
>>16569135
Did you miss the part with the outright yuri rape in >>16568760 and the other faggot keeping it up in surprise boxes?

You got away with your dykeplant bullshit in the previous thread by claiming everyone against it was just "baiting" but now you've shown your cards. Fuck off back to /u/ tumblrscum, stop trying to push your garbage fetish here.

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16569160

>Had a story about -10 Luckadin Anon inadvertently knocking out an entire family due to misunderstandings
>Too lazy to write it all out in green text form

Just take this cute deer and pretend it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6qBk-c09E

>> No.16569166

>>16569130
I think he's more angry about the first post wih the Hellhound raping the woman. It is odd how he also linked a bunch of posts that only describe a typical dom girl fantasy though. Call me paranoid, but I get the feeling some people want to enforce the setting as a dull meek moeblob fest, just look at the guy who spammed Raiju headpat art and taunted the thread

>> No.16569173

>>16569156
Liliraune is fine though.

>> No.16569174

>>16569166
Yeah. In a setting all about pleasure and sex, seeing that first post would've been pretty normal. I say just ignore him. He's being a faggot.

>> No.16569176

>>16569148
Only the best for such an enthusiastic student! She deserves that much!
>You should still buy a book on facesitting, that will confuse her a lot
Aww, she's so adorable when she's holding a book! Id instruct her to 'read' it while I sneak into position under her. She'll figure it out if there's a picture in there. She's smart like that!
>Well of course they will
It's entirely their choice! We're a very considerate couple. Even if it would be easier just obliterating everyone and re-raising them as her thralls, it's much more peaceful this way, right? They'll catch on. They better pray they'll catch on.

>> No.16569182

>>16569156
>lilialraune
You mean the monstergirl where you get to fuck twins? Oh shit, that's so /d/ right there! Better talk about something more vanilla like cumflation.

>> No.16569183

Poor Satania

>> No.16569185

>>16569150
Maybe letting you put it in as a treat? Or doing something she wouldn't normally lower herself to doing such as serving you with paizuri or a blowjob.
>>16569156
I'm one of the two(?) people you're angry at and while you were probably right about spoilers, I'm neither /u/ or did I post about plants last thread. I'm just a guy into being made submissive no matter how it happens. Half of >>16569118 those posts and all the ones that came after it were pure hetro though.

Apologies if it came across as girl on girl for the sake of it though.

>> No.16569188

>>16569166
Jeez that guy is fucking stupid. Blatantly ignoring source material and, like you said, treating the thread like it's some moe blob safe space.

>> No.16569196

>>16569185
> normally lower herself to doing such as serving you with paizuri or a blowjob

Chewtoy must've been a really good boy for that. And anon, don't bother giving him the (You)s he craves.

>> No.16569198

>>16569188
Speaking as someone who imagines his waifu doing cute things, even I think moeblobs are taking it way too far.
What's the point of a Demon without fangs, y'know?

>> No.16569200

So is yuri allowed now or what?

>> No.16569204

>>16569200
No you fool, but Liliraunes aren't yuri.

>> No.16569206

>>16569198
No of course not anon. Waifus doing cute things is definitely ok. I love it aswell. It's just when MGE is talked about it shouldn't be treated like some generic moe anime. Because it's not. That's why I approve of a healthy balance between lewd and cute. And you're right, what is a demon without fangs?

>> No.16569210

>>16569198
There really isn't anything wrong with cute, but when you havet a setting that has eight foot tall rape monsters existing making them meek headpat targets is seriously idiotic.

>> No.16569211

>>16569204
Well obviously, but they're still shit just like Alraune.

>> No.16569214

>>16569182
I'll take the liliraune "yuri" ffm if we can get rid of the cumflation

>> No.16569217

>>16569211
Hey! Don't bully the plant life. They wont grow properly.

>> No.16569220

>>16569217
This.

Plants need nurturing environments and soft songs sung to them.

>> No.16569222

>>16569217
I'll bully them all I want, they don't have even have legs!

>> No.16569226

>>16569108
Wouldn't resist gropping that ass to get a moan out of her while also nibbling her ear.

>> No.16569231

>>16569156
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Liliraune you dingus. Their name as it stands is a play-on-words for Japanese slang for lesbian. They're twins, essentially two bodies with one consciousness, that lure men by making out and pheromones. It's fucking faggots like you that also cry foul when yuri is used by known characters like Deruella that ruin this place to its core. Maybe if you had more reading comprehension than your common grade Jamal and actually, I don't know, read the source material I could take you more seriously. But as it stands you're acting like just as much, if not more of a whiny self-entitled autistic faggot than somebody like Bollocks.

I bite my thumb at you.

>> No.16569240

Even if you're alone today, your waifu is still thinking about you.

There's the kitsunes brushing their own tails, wondering what it would feel like to have a man run their hands through them.

The Dragons are organizing their horde, making sure to safe a spot open for family photos, just in case.

Anbui are coming home after a long day of work with nobody to help them relax.

The Hellhounds are putting on a brave face to their friends, but wonder how cute their husbandos would look when assaulted with kisses.

Kiki and Shoggoths are cleaning ever inch of their house, because they just know their Master will come if they do.

Demons are practicing their contracts, to make sure they're perfect.

Jinkos and Salamanders and Minotaur are all getting fit to impress their husbando when he comes.

A Dorome is using her mud to create little figures of her and hubby, and how happy they'll be.

A Vampire is sitting alone at her table and eating her meal, secretly wishing she had a bloodbag servant with them.

A Pharaoh is strong and wise for her people, but returns to a cold lonely bed every night.

A Mershark is reading a story about a sailor who is saved by a Mershark and falls in love with her, knowing all the other girls would tease her if they found out.

A Lich rubs her eyes after a long night of staying up and working. Something just seems missing but she's unsure of what.

A Mindflayer sits and thinks about how cuddly and cute a human baby would be.

Gazer is excitingly sharing pictures of her husband to the internet, because she knows he's the best.

A Kobold puts on a collar and sighs, because it's just not working for her.

Miia is cuddling with her daki, trying her hardest to pretend that it's breathing.

Jabberwock is arranging her Husbando folder, smiling at how cute he is.


But they all know that it's going to be this year for sure. They just have to wait a little longer.

>> No.16569241

>>16569206
Generic moe shit isn't all that great, I agree. And I kinda want my waifu to bite me.

>>16569210
You do know that they're not all eight foot tall right? Though maybe that's just the types you enjoy and there's nothing wrong with liking tall girls.
Lewd and Cute in equal measures is the best.

>> No.16569242

>>16569231
Inb4 'yeah well KC also said futa isn't out of the question in the setting so let's just welcome all the /d/ fetishes now huh'

>> No.16569244

>>16569139
Yes. Oh the things I want to do with her, if you mention that again in a few hours, you may see the true form of lewding z dragons.

>> No.16569247

>>16569156
Oh look, its the thread police!
Yeah, you don't get to demand that the thread follows your own vision of KC's setting.

>> No.16569248

>>16569196
Hellhounds may love being dom but I can imagine they reward being obedient in pleasuring them with random acts of kindness when they have a whim or are in an especially good mood.

I do love the idea of being a helpless slave but it only makes small things like that seem even more special.

>> No.16569251

>>16569231
Damn, anti-yurifags blown the fuck out.

>> No.16569252

>>16569135
>>16569174
>don't reply, ignore the people calling my faggotry out
Where did we see this exact tactic again? Oh yeah, in the previous thread regarding the lilialraune. What a coincidence, surely just a coincidence.
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16556288

>In a setting all about pleasure and sex
The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.

>>16569188
>safe space
What do you know, somebody used the same kind of rhetoric last thread, again in the lilialreaune conversation.
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16556310
>Probably best just to ignore triggered people.
>triggered
>"just ignore it"

And do I need to remind you that last thread people like this were also trying to push their obviously faggotry on the thread?
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16561990
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16562000
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16562040
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16562180

>> No.16569256

>>16569008
Looks like i need to vampire and dark elf post more often

>> No.16569257

>>16569244
>>16569176 here. I'll be waiting with baited breath.

>> No.16569263

>>16569220
I want to spike a Plant girls water with miracle grow, and watch the tits and ass rise.
>>16569222
I mean, Slimes/Mersharks don't have legs either and they are top tier.

>> No.16569266

>>16569241
I didn't say they were all eight foot tall, I was saying that even the tall strong ones were being made into moeblobs.

>> No.16569277

>>16569240
They are all cute.

What are the Slimes doing?

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I want to feed a thick elf wight with sweets and make all her fat go into her buttocks

>> No.16569281

>>16569266
To be fair, tall strong girls are cute and deserve to be spoiled by their husbandos.
Making them into moeblobs is going a bit too far though.

>> No.16569282

>>16569252
>not wanting to burn the thread to the ground
Fag

>> No.16569285

>>16569252
Go back to /y/ you raging faggot. Yuri is completely fine.

>> No.16569286

>>16569240
Anon please. You're hitting me way to hard straight to the heart. I'm on the edge of tears.

>Anbui are coming home after a long day of work with nobody to help them relax.

That's it, you've done it.

>> No.16569290

>>16569240
Thanks anon. ''Twas a very nice post.

>> No.16569293

>>16569263
>Slimes/Mersharks don't have legs either and they are top tier.
Wrong, they're legless freaks. However they are better than Plant girls.

>> No.16569304

>>16569247
>Oh look, its the thread police!
Oh look, more braindead yurishitters who don't even bother to change their posting style and tactics from the previous thread.
>>/jp/thread/16555224#p16556278

So in the last few days we've had people aggressively pushing yuri and pegging here.
Vocal retarded newfags who refuse to lurk before posting?
Coordinated raid?

And just so nobody forgets THIS is the post these fucking retards are defending >>16568760
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
>rapes you too
>If that's not a monster girl asserting dominance I don't know what is, perhaps her raping you and the princess at the same time, forcing you to rape the girl you always admired before going on to show you that her own body is better in every single way.

>> No.16569303

>>16569285
Not him but yuri specifically belongs in /u/. The problem is that he's trying to label non yuri things as yuri, with no understanding of what yuri actually is.

>> No.16569307

>>16569251
Being pro or anti yuri has nothing to do with it. People are just being fucking idiots and acting like the setting is anything more than a sexual escapist fantasy.

>>16569242
I said nothing about futanari. If that's what revs your engine, then good for you. Genderswap potions exist, men can turn into a sapient and sentient mass of tentacles, Diamond Trumparts get off on taking the big swollen knot of a big red love rocket.

Whoop-didee-fucking-do, Anon. It's a flock of seagulls. If you want to push it as some sort of agenda then do it elsewhere, or don't post the story here.

>> No.16569312

>>16569303
Nice flaseflag.

>> No.16569314

>>16569312
Kek. That the best you got?

>> No.16569321

>>16569314
>Says the insecure loser that shits his pants whenever his fantasy women aren't playing 100% attention to him at all times.

>> No.16569324

>>16569252
Now this is autism.
>The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.
Which is why KC has also endorsed a book where Druella corrupts women, personally writes about how monster girls corrupt women in his own profiles and even draws stuff such as that honey bee image and loves threesomes such as lilialraune.

Don't get me wrong, "yuri" and "purelove" is absolute garbage but there's nothing wrong with pleasure for the sake of pleasure while still preferring and exclusively fucking men when they get the chance. The Japanese fan base gets by just fine without these sorts of shitstorms, as does every other English speaking place MGE is discussed.
Maybe it's because some around here are incapable of separating girl x girl for the sheer lewdness of it from yuri and part of it is due to falseflags aiming to rile up anti-yuri posters but I wish everyone would just let each other like what they want as long as it doesn't go full /u/ or /d/.

>> No.16569328

>>16569321
It's evident you've mistaken what side of the argument I'm on, because now you're just really aggressively agreeing with me.

>> No.16569329

>16569252
Jesus this guy is pushing the fucking boundaries on assblasted. I refuse to give his autism a (you)

>The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.

If you weren't retarded and actually knew what MGE is about you'd realise that the whole fucking premise revolves around sex and achieving the most possible pleasure. I'll give you the smallest example. The fucking natural food in the setting gives you sex enhancing powers.

>What do you know, somebody used the same kind of rhetoric last thread, again in the lilialreaune conversation.

You mean when you were bitching and crying over something nobody really minded and people wanted to ignore your obvious bait?! How shocking!

>> No.16569333

>>16569307
It was just a cheeky inb4 m8
Y'all are some srs bsns folks

>> No.16569336

>>16569251
This has nothing to do with that, retard. I don't like yuri, real yuri, but Liliraunes are totally fine.

>> No.16569338

This is why the monsters aren't coming for us.

>> No.16569339

>get really into Dark Mages
>like them even more than Liches at this point
>remember that they're literally just human mages in a fun costume and an abnormally high sexual appetite
My all time top monstergirl isn't really a monster. She's a pervert in a halloween costume.

>> No.16569344

>>16569338
Why would they? They can just fuck each other.

>> No.16569345

>>16569338
I'm sure the monsters have just as many boneheads.

>> No.16569346

Ignore his autism. He'll keep whining and throwing toys if you give him (You)s

>> No.16569348

>>16569304
I don't get what's wrong with the post you're mad at.

The crush on the princess seems one sided, the Hellhound then forces anon to rape the princess and then makes him forget about her by showing him the pleasures of monster pussy. The only one who loses out in that situation is the human girl.

>> No.16569352

>>16569339
You'd still impregnate one, right?

>> No.16569355

>>16569348
He's probably religious or something.

>> No.16569357

>>16569339
I think if you take into account the lengths they'll go to sexual depravity to literally be classified as monsters it makes it a bit easier.
I do wish they had green skin or something though to play off the 'wicked witch' trope more directly.

>> No.16569368

>>16569355
Anon please. The Cult of Hathor, Onee-Sabbath, Sabbath, Chaos cult, Religion of the Fallen Gods, Dragon Cult, etc didn't do anything wrong. This guy is just autistic.

>> No.16569370

>>16569324
The "approved" fetishes here make no sense.
>any hint of girls doing anything sexual around other girls is forbidden, even FFM threesomes. If you mention anything that could even be related to this, you can fuck off and die.
>fucking your own young daughter is awesome and the guy who constantly attention whores his gimmick for it is a thread celebrity

>> No.16569374

>>16569345
>"My husbando wouldn't fuck some disgusting human hole!"
>"Haha, yeah, okay, I bet he's plowing some Puerto Rican right now."

>> No.16569375

>>16569344
That's pretty hot desu senpai

>> No.16569379

>>16569374
kek

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>>16569240
Thanks anon, I hope you have a good day too.

Sadly i'm away from home, but I will be getting every pillow I can to cuddle and think about Miia all day.

>> No.16569381

>>16569324
That's nice. Except
>as long as it doesn't go full /u/ or /d/.
>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
>>16568958

>>16569329
You got blown the fuck out in every possible way and now you're just purely shitposting, great.
You faggots are so transparent you're basically making the exact same posts as you did in the last thread to defend your cuckolding fetish and to try to deflect the attention from yourselves.

>>16569285
>>16569314
>>16569321
>>16569328
It's not possible to tell a genuine yurifag from a troll or a false flag, that alone should tell everyone that they're pure cancer.

>> No.16569384

>>16569368
But all of those are awful.

>> No.16569385

>>16569277
In the wild digesting berries and small animals. They hope to one day find a husband that'll take them out of the forests and caves and give them plenty to eat.

>>16569286
It's not that bad. She's not miserable, she would just like someone to massage and clean the dirt out of her paws as she complains about work.

>> No.16569387
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16569387

The next time you feel like getting into an argument online in a Pandemonium watch repair forum, try getting up and stretching for five to ten minutes first! It's a great way to let off stress and it of course keeps you healthy! If you're still upset when you sit back down, at least you'll have done your body some good! And if it makes you calm down or forget about whatever it was you were upset about, that's great too! Lets keep getting healthy together!

>> No.16569388

>>16569381
This post is the perfect definition of some insecure /r9k/ faggot.

>> No.16569395

>>16569387
Ok, i'll stretch right now.

>> No.16569399

>>16569352
Nah, I don't want kids. There are monstergirls out there for everyone, so I bet there'd be one who feels the same way
>>16569357
I'm glad they don't have green skin, I like how they can appear as normal women in a way, I just find it funny that out of all the demons and beasts in the setting, I'm attracted the most to a woman in a pointy hat.

But yes, their ability to make demon realms and powerful magic Although I assume weaker than a Liches means they do have some cool abilities.

>> No.16569405

>>16569384
Now come on anon. That's just a matter of opinion. Like let's just take the Onee Sabbath. I know it's thread canon. But who wouldn't want to go to a Sleep Over Sorority? Maybe you'll get noticed by your favourite Onee san. Maybe she'll want to cuddle you in her chest. Maybe you want to tell her all your woes and issues. Maybe she'll coo you to sleep.

>> No.16569406

>>16569381
>overwhelming "fuck off" from anyone who replies to him
>thinks he's protecting the thread like he's batman or something
I'm having a giggle.

>> No.16569408

>>16569388
I'm not with anyone here buy be careful, right now you're using the same words that people who used to push monsterboys.

>> No.16569410

>>16569405
I don't want any of that.

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>>16569399
>I'm attracted the most to a woman in a pointy hat.
I know exactly what you mean. Monster Mages are always fashionable.

>> No.16569415

>>16569387
Thanks anon! I bet my waifu would be so proud of me. Actually getting off my ass to do something.

>> No.16569417

>>16569285
Ffm is fine, real yuri is not.

>> No.16569420

>>16569370
its more that the dumb ones are a very loud minority i think. so they just always get their knickers in a bunch if anything they don't like get posted.

>> No.16569421

>>16569387
>Pandemonium watch repair forum
I get it. You're cheeky, succufit. In more than one way.

>> No.16569423 [DELETED] 

Just post "yuri" to piss him off until he gets banned.

>> No.16569424

>>16569385
>It's not that bad. She's not miserable, she would just like someone to massage and clean the dirt out of her paws as she complains about work.

What I'd give to have that honor.

>> No.16569425

>>16569381
Really, this is just insecurity. getting dommed by a Hellhound is not /d/, I know the thread is very confused about /d/ fetishes, because it accepts some and not others, but being dommed is a standard part of MGE.

Also, threesomes are not /u/. Go ahead and post a FFM threesome in /u/, see how that turns out for you.

>> No.16569427

>>16569338
>Finally after so many years we found a way to travel into the human realm, I can find anon and make lots of love with him!
>now the location is... it seems like he's underground, maybe he's still in his mom's basement haha
>but something is off why is he just laying down and not moving nor breathi-

>> No.16569428

>>16569346
>if I keep telling everyone to ignore me posting /u/ and /d/, it'll surely work if I do it enough times!

>>16569370
>The "approved" fetishes here make no sense.
If it doesn't make sense to you why some fetishes are a disease that would destroy the thread and why some are fine, you're an obvious newfag here, probably a newfag even on 4chan in general. Lurk more before posting you dumb shit.

People put up with some discussion about a borderline case in the previous thread, and now the yurifags are out in force ten times harder. All it took was one slip and they're instantly trying to get in.

>> No.16569430

>>16569150
Maybe she'll put you out of our misery and put you down

>> No.16569432

>>16569427
Anon please don't sad post. Sad posting makes me really fucking sad.

>> No.16569433

>>16569423
>Shitting up the thread, no matter for what reason

>> No.16569434
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16569434

Can we drop off all the heated discussion and talk about wights?

>> No.16569435

>>16569381
Wow I can practically hear the insecure /r9k/ douchebaggery emanating off this post. Seriously if you're this offended at the concept of FFM threesomes how in the world are you even able to read the MGG threads without having an aneurysm?

>> No.16569437

>>16569427
Undeadification.

>> No.16569439

>>16569410
Hm. Really? Why not? I'm not judging or anything anon, it's ok to disagree. It's just I personally see zero faults with what I described.

>> No.16569440

>>16569434
no

>> No.16569441

>>16569432
Better sadposting than this shitpost storm we've got going.

>> No.16569445

>>16569423
I'm against him but I'd rather not do that, throwing gasoline on a fire is never a smart idea.

>> No.16569446
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16569446

>>16569434
no, I want to talk about snakes

>> No.16569448

>>16569434
This fools ain't stopping anytime soon it seems.

>> No.16569449

Just stop fucking replying.

>> No.16569452

>>16569434
I still wanna know if it's possible for a Dragon Zombie to become a Wight, and if so, what steps can I take to ensure that it doesn't happen. She doesn't need that kind of burden again, not since she's learned the error of her old haughty independent ways.

>> No.16569453

>>16569428
I've been on the threads since 2014, the weird double standards for fetishes still make no sense to me.

>> No.16569454

>>16569437
Doesn't work like that, anon.

>>16569439
I just feel like it patronizes me. It's one of the reasons I don't really like femdom and prefer both parties to be equal.

>> No.16569458

>>16569441
Very true. But one makes me angry and the other makes me sad. There's just no winning.

>> No.16569461

>>16569240
>A Lich rubs her eyes after a long night of staying up and working.
I guess she had a latenight

>> No.16569464

>>16569432
sideways for attention long way for results

>> No.16569465

>>16569388
This post is the perfect definition of a cancerous tumblrcunt.

>>16569406
>overwhelming "fuck off" from anyone who replies to him
Yeah, from all of you and your other /u/trash buddy.

>>16569425
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
Please tell me how this is not /u/.
>insecurity
Looks like we've got an another buzzword from someone who has no arguments here.

>16569420
>muh vocal minority
Remember how fetish pushers default to this every single time when they have nothing else to say?

>> No.16569468

>>16569428
>People put up with some discussion about a borderline case in the previous thread, and now the yurifags are out in force ten times harder. All it took was one slip and they're instantly trying to get in.
Let me ask you this, honestly. If you're so right and doing this for the good of the thread, were is the army of people who agree with your crusade against "invaders"? It's the most active time of the day when both eurofags and americans are awake so you should have people who agree with you if you speak for the majority right?

>> No.16569472

>>16569434
I wanted to discuss the various ways couples and harems can enjoy valentines day beyond usual Monster Girl brand hedonism but no, we have to talk about the pros and cons of threeways.

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16569473

>>16569423
This
Post them

>> No.16569474

>>16569454
>patronizes

Oh? How so? That's quite a odd way to precieve it, anon. And don't worry, I understand if you want both parties to be equal. I'd even try that sometimes.

>> No.16569475

>>16569427
But cremation is the only proper funeral arrangement. Your ashes can be scattered somewhere you loved the most, you won't rot into a disgusting mess of decay and bone, and the fucking vikings did it.

>> No.16569481
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16569481

>>16569473

>> No.16569482

I want to see a haughty Black Dragon purposefully stave off sex her whole life so she can become a powerful Zombie Dragon, only to be resurrected as a Will o Wisp Dragon instead.

>> No.16569483

>>16569465
>Please tell me how this is not /u/.
She makes the guy fuck the princess and then fucks him herself. Post that on /u/ and see how it goes down.

Of course you'll probably never answer this because you know it isn't /u/ at all and would get flamed off their board.

>> No.16569486

>>16569473
You're doing exactly what the guy you're attempting to piss off accused you of doing.

>> No.16569487

>>16569461
subtle

>> No.16569488

>>16569452
>mindbroken dragon zombie wife hints at having an independent self-sufficient thought one day
>anon panicking and rushing off to the town Lich demanding to find out what he can do to stop it
I can't tell if it's cute or comeuppance.

>> No.16569489

>>16569468
Don't reply to him.

>> No.16569491

>>16569473
>>16569481
I'm not sure if this is false flagging or just pure spite but really this helps no one.

>> No.16569492

>>16569452
What if she ends up a laid back "Daijobu" sort of Wight?

>> No.16569495 [DELETED] 

>>16569473
>>16569481
can i get more pics like this plz

>> No.16569498

>>16569465
>using tumblr as your scapegoat on a forum that has a known problem with insecure cunts

Then again you seem to ignore the whole "hellhound fucking a man" shebang.

>> No.16569501

>>16569482
Could that happen?

>> No.16569502

>>16569474
>That's quite a odd way to precieve it, anon
I know, hell even I feel it's pretty irrational. But it's just something I can't help.

>> No.16569506

>Valentines day
>we could be discussing romantic things to do with our waifus, or wondering if in the vastness of the multiverse a woman is staring up at her ceiling, wishing that cute boy really existed to spend Eros day with her
>Nah! Lets argue about gay monsters, threesomes and trolling future monsters with our corpses!

>> No.16569507

>>16569473
>>16569481
Then there's this fucking retard.

>> No.16569512

>>16569488
It's neither! It would be a tragedy! We'll scour the earth if we have to to prevent it from happening. Don't ruin this for me!
>>16569492
That would not be fine! At least not for the foreseeable future. Not for a very, very long time. Eventually it would be cute though. But not for at least a few millennia.

>> No.16569517

>>16569506
it's romantic to chesire

>> No.16569518

>>16569482
>Black dragon constantly in heat and horny
>Cant get off because no husbando
>Dies with all that pent up lust on her
>Becomes zombie dragon
>The first thing she sees upon waking up is a thief trying to loot her hoard

poor guy

>> No.16569519

>>16569449
>>16569489
>j-just ignore him haha
How many times are you going to keep repeating this and hoping it magically makes you right? How many times have you posted the same thing in just this thread, five?

>>16569483
>She makes the guy fuck the princess and then fucks him herself.
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
It literally says the hellhound rapes the princess. How much mental gymnastics to do you need to try to claim plain unambiguous text means something completely else?

>>16569435
>>16569473
>>16569481
>>16569495
Do I even need to say anything?

>> No.16569521

>>16569501
I don't know, but I still want to see it.

>> No.16569522

>>16569512
>Anon start panicking about the idea that his waifu might snap back to be haughty even though she hated it.
>Instead she's a laid back sort of wight who scoops him up in her arms and cuddles him while stroking his hair and his dick.

>> No.16569525

>>16569506
at least arguing won't make me depressed
actually it makes me keep going on.

>> No.16569528

>>16569506
My Kikimora would have different color dresses for different holidays.
Pink for Valentine's.
Green for St. Paddy's.
Red, white and blue for the 4th.
Black and orange for Halloween.
Orange and brown for Thanksgiving.
Red and green for Christmas.
Nude for my birthday.
And so on.

>> No.16569532

>>16569525
Seriously. Don't fucking reply. I will still this into every one of you guys if you reply to a post that is such obvious bait. It will stop sooner if you don't reply

>> No.16569535

>>16569518
>>Cant get off because no husbando
She'd probably just find a nearby MG and rape her until she can find a husband.

>> No.16569537

>>16569532
Are you really going to reply to every single post?

>> No.16569538

>>16569532
Whoops wrong guy.

>> No.16569541

Mods, please. I don't want to be in an end of /a/ threads simulator.

>> No.16569544

>>16569532
>whoops I got called out on my raidfagging
>REE DELET THIS

>> No.16569546

>>16569502
I understand how you feel anon. I feel the same way about domming girls. Never appealed to me and always made me feel unnecessarily uncomfortable.

>> No.16569550

>>16569541
>/mgt/ Thread simulator
Sometimes you stare into the abyss...

>> No.16569553

>>16569546
I don't even really mind light femdom, it's the stuff like fully reversed gender roles that makes me feel uncomfortable.

>> No.16569554

>>16569519
>It literally says the hellhound rapes the princess. How much mental gymnastics to do you need to try to claim plain unambiguous text means something completely else?
Happens in the setting all the fucking time. It's not love, not because she likes girls but to dominate, scratch and itch and then turns it into pure hetro sex with a dick involved.

That exact scenario with no changes or committing anything would not be welcome on /u/ one bit.
>>16569519
>Do I even need to say anything?
That you're incapable of differentiating people trolling from legitimate yurifags or people trying to anger you? Your stupidity may be terminal.

>> No.16569555

>>16569550
And the shog stares back at you

>> No.16569556

>>16569522
Dammit! You're mindbreaking my mindbreak fetish!
>all paranoid about whether she'll still do what he tells her to and be obidient
>she still does, always with a happy laid back smile
>eventually over time she's the one doing more reassuring and gently suggesting to him what to do to take the burden off of him
>roles end up effectively completely reversed even though she's the one wearing the collar and he ostensibly seems to be the one in charge

God dammit it's too cute. Let me mindbreak my Dragon Zombie in peace!

>> No.16569561

>>16569555
I want to hit the Shoggoth with a stick.

>> No.16569565

>>16569561
Wow rude

>> No.16569566

So I just got my copy of MGE, am I late to the party? Most notable difference is probably uncensored lewd pics.
If you want I can upload some
http://imgur.com/a/w06nH

>> No.16569567

>>16569553
>>16569546
I just like gentle loving cuddlesex, both of you wrapping your arms around eachother, kissing, slow and steady, it would be nice

>> No.16569570

>>16569555
>Trying to be poetic and deep while looking down the abyss
>Shoggoth happily waving at you and shouting your name so you notice her.

>> No.16569572

>>16569561
What would you do when she opens hers twenty mouths and swallows the stick whole right from your hands?

>> No.16569573

>>16569554
Stop replying to him.

>> No.16569578

>>16569506
>trolling future monsters with our corpses!

>the portals finally open
>some anon's Cheshire waifu steps though, thoughts full of all the fun she and anon will have teasing each other
>but something is wrong
>the sky is grey, and the buildings are in a serious state of decay
>she hurriedly makes her way to where anon should live
>and finds his ancient yellowing bones, just another victim of a long passed nuclear holocaust
>a single tear trails down her face as she chokes out:
That's not funny... that's not...

>> No.16569579

>>16569565
Shogs deserve it.

>>16569572
Get a bigger stick.

>> No.16569580

>>16569566
Any updated/redone profile art and captioned pics would be real nifty.

>> No.16569581

>>16569566
Post the redraws please.

>> No.16569584

>>16569566
>am I late to the party
Yes, but you can still talk about it.

>Most notable difference is probably uncensored lewd pics.
I like the new profile pic more.

>> No.16569592

>>16569556
But anon, don't you want her to give you nursing handjobs with a big happy smile on her face?
Don't you want her to ride you and feel her big soft ass slapping against your thighs as she screams your name in pleasure?
Don't you want to wake up to her daintily sucking your morning wood?

>>16569567
Cuddlesex is the best. Intimacy is my biggest fetish.

>> No.16569597

>>16569566
I don't think we ever did get pics of uncensored lewds.

>> No.16569601

>>16569570
>When I but look upon the unending sea of formless chaos stretched infinitely before me...
>"hey! Mastah! Over here Mastah! Mastah! I'm over here! Mastah look over here!"
>and... and through these tenebrous links from beyond the realm of human comprehension...
>"Mastah look! Mastah I made a nice bed sheet for you Mastah! Look! I'm shaking it out Mastah! It has your name on it! Also what would you like for dinner Mastah?"
>...dear, please, a moment?

>> No.16569602

>>16569573
You've been attempting to undermine the threads for atleast two threads in a row, I think it's too late to ask everyone to just ignore what you've been trying to do after you've been called out, pal.

>> No.16569606

>>16569566
I'm jelly.

>> No.16569609
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16569609

I want to act dense around Tamamo until she breaks and won't take "no" for an answer.

>> No.16569615

>>16569565
that depends on what kind of stick, get it?

>> No.16569622

>>16569592
>Intimacy is my biggest fetish.
I agree, all i want is for someone to be intimate with, I want her to run her hands through my hair and rest her head on my shoulder and talk about how nice I smell, and then bury her face into me and breath heavy

>> No.16569624

>>16569609
Tamamo is the best girl.
All nine of her.

>> No.16569626

>>16569615
Do not hit Shoggoths with your penis.

>> No.16569629

>>16569554
>Happens in the setting all the fucking time
You're truly braindead.

>> No.16569630

>>16569601
Daawww, cute Shog, but she should probably climb out of the abyss already.

>> No.16569633

>>16569624
>Fucking a used goods whore.

>> No.16569636

>>16569629
Not him but he's right. Read literally any Fallen Maidens, both WGs, and half the profiles.

>> No.16569637

>>16569609
Nero is superior.

>> No.16569638

>>16569601
Gog damn that's a cute shogg.
Having her as a maid would be great.

>> No.16569640

>>16569626
But anon, Shoggoths are probably into cockslapping.
It's not like it can hurt them either. They're slimes.

>> No.16569642

>>16569578
I want my gravestone to say "it was just a prank bro" expressly for this reason now.

>> No.16569643

>>16569637
Rulah is cuter

>> No.16569647

>>16569642
I've considered getting greentext on my headstone, no joke.

>> No.16569648

>>16569592
Well... well yeah but I still want her to act like I'm the one in charge and letting her do it! I'm the master here! She's mine, not the other way around!

Stupid cute monstergirls. What's a guy gotta do to maintain some slave roleplay around here?

>> No.16569652

>>16569640
All Shoggoths are into cockslapping you silly faggot.

>> No.16569654
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16569654

Would you be part of a lilims army?
working for a demon princess sounds like a safe job

>> No.16569658

>>16569643
Jeanne is cute indeed but Nero is just better in every way.

Altera is the second best.

>> No.16569661

>>16569654
If anything I'd prefer to work for the Pharoah's army.

>> No.16569662

>>16569647
Which one? It'd be funny if you made it one of those shrek ones where he fucks you.

>> No.16569664

>>16569648
You act like her getting her intelligence back means she doesn't still love having you be in control.
Because she loves you and wants you to be happy.

>> No.16569666

>>16569654
Only if I can destroy it from the inside.

>> No.16569668

>>16569654
only if I can get at least 25% tip to my salary.

>> No.16569673

>>16569666
That seems like a good way to become the company gangbang slut there Satan.

>> No.16569678

>>16569666
Dislike working for monsters satan?

>> No.16569679

>>16569662
I was going to make it ironic about the way I died. Obviously if I get surprise killed, I'll have my brother choose from a pre-made list of appropriate choices, but If I die slowly ie: cancer or something, I'll have plenty of time to come up with something witty.

>> No.16569681
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16569681

How thick do you like your gorgons?

>> No.16569682

>>16569654
I'd rather join a Salamander mercenary group, honestly.

>> No.16569686
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16569686

Yet another valentines day spent drinking and crying by countless christmas cake and office lady monsters. Do your part in helping stop this epidemic

>> No.16569689

>>16569654
>Selene has art
When did this happen?

>> No.16569692

>>16569664
...fine. I'll like it. But I won't like that I'll like it. And the collar stays!
I can accept it happening in... let's say 1000 years only. Gotta build up to it. No reason to rush things.

>> No.16569693

>>16569666
Devilish, Satania-sama

>> No.16569696

>>16569681
So thick she has the viscosity of cement.

>> No.16569697

>>16569658
You are my brother.
Then again, there are very few female servants I wouldn't bone.

Brunhilde would be one of those, I do not desire death.


>>16569681
THICK
Gorgon a cute.

>> No.16569702

>>16569686
>implying they haven't gotten tired and decided that those cute boys down in the mail room need a loving wife

>> No.16569706

>>16569654
>You will never be captured and forced to fight in the battle mansion

>> No.16569707

>>16569673
>>16569678
>>16569693
Lilims don't know how to respect a human's personal space.

>> No.16569711
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16569711

>>16569681
Perfect for snusnu thick.

>> No.16569712

>>16569697
Hell I'd still hit it.

>> No.16569715

>>16569706
I wonder if lilims trade captives?

>> No.16569717

>>16569712
Well, I hope you've got harem protag dodging skills because she's going to turn that spear on you if you're too nice.

>> No.16569719

>>16569580
>>16569581
>>16569597
I uploaded a couple for now, you can also ask for specific ones. I'll be back later
http://imgur.com/a/lwmXh

>> No.16569720

>>16569692
>motherly Dragon Wight stroking a grumpy anon's hair as he sits on her creamy thighs and rests with arms crossed against her bountiful breasts
>...You're only doing this cause I thought of it and told you too, right?
>"Fufufu, of course master~" as she squeezes him tighter and kisses his scalp

>> No.16569721

>>16569717
If not I die with honor.

>> No.16569722

>>16569711
Does Rider's A+ riding skill translate to riding dick?

>> No.16569723

>>16569721
You crazy man.

>>16569722
According to Mebd Yes.

>> No.16569726
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16569726

Anyone enjoy hooded snakes like this? I think the closest in KCs setting is probably Apophis.

>> No.16569727

>>16569715
Well that would be annoying, going for one lilim and she puts you in another care

>> No.16569728

>>16569707
No monster girl does. They think they have the right to just come up and smack your ass or grope you. It's disgusting and No means No.

>> No.16569732

>>16569726
They're ok. Not mg cup of tea really, I like hair. But still looks nice.

>> No.16569733

>>16569723
If you stick it in crazy you need to be crazy yourself.

>> No.16569734

>>16569726
Hooded Lamias look bad.

>> No.16569735

>>16569728
>smack your ass or grope you
But that's what you're supposed to do to women you fucking alp.

>> No.16569736

>>16569728
>No monster girl does.
Try reading some profiles sometime.

>> No.16569737

>>16569654
Depends on the details of the job, really. A demon army has some weird logistics to consider.

Starting off, their weaponry needs are totally different from a human army. All the weapons are forged of demon silver, which means checking for both repair needs and corruption levels. It is likely that level of corruption is a deciding factor in sorting of squads and platoons, so as to keep the more sane soldiers able to play their required roles. Scouts, infiltrators, diplomats, all of these would be too easily detected if they go in with a weapon dripping with lust.

Of course, most monstergirls would be unbothered by traditional human weaponry. Medical needs would largely center around Holy Order blessed weapon treatment, which almost certainly requires specialists to attend to.

Any army, of course, moves on its stomach. The dietary needs of a moving force is the deciding factor of many campaigns. This would include the allowance of a healthy amount of raiding and kidnapping of husbands as an almost certainty. Aside from whatever moral objections this might raise, this means there would need to be a system in place to care for the needs of these men. That's another supply train of food, bedding, clothing, an inclusion of more mundane medical supplies, and likely a need for 'supplements' so that they can keep up with their waifu's needs.

So, yeah, I guess I could be a logician for a Lilim. I'd want to get paid, though. That's not a small amount of work, not to mention much of it is too morally objectionable to go without compensation.

>> No.16569739

>>16568716
KC mentioned in her enty info that it was a drawing error on his part. Her poncho is supposed to go over her wings.

>> No.16569740

>>16569726
They are certainly more beastial in nature, which isn't a bad thing.

>> No.16569746

>>16569739
Oh, neat to have an official say on it.

>> No.16569748

>>16569734
But Apophis is fine?

>> No.16569750

>>16569727
>after a elaborate plan, you get yourself captured by a lilim.
>She's every thing you desire
>but she she doesn't look at you with the same eyes
"this man doesn't seem my type, maybe one of my sisters will like him"
>you can only scream your lover for her as her servants drag you away.

>> No.16569751

>>16569736
Anon I was mostly making a "oh haha monster girls rape" joke.

>>16569735
But I'm just a huge slut when I'm treated like an object

>> No.16569755

Is it wrong that I want my waifu to tie me up on valentines day so I wake up bound and with her violating her throat with my dick?

>> No.16569756

>>16569751
Go back to your hole, Alp.

>> No.16569757
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16569757

>>16569748
The Apophis in the profile art is wearing elaborate jewelry that resembles a hood. Anyways, MGE Lamias in general don't have hoods.

>> No.16569759

>>16569734
That's objectively wrong, most of the time at least.

>> No.16569765

>>16569719
Could you please post any Slime (Bubble, Dark, Queen specifically) and Mimic and Jinn o da Jar?

Please and thank you.

>> No.16569767

>>16569755
no
i want my waifu to pin me and fuck me into the ground

>> No.16569768

>>16569757
That's just lame. Her hood should be built in.

>> No.16569770

>>16568731
I don't think her arms are attached to her wings, you can see the "sleeves" of the poncho running between her left arm and wing for much of its length.

Perhaps making that separation clear is even what led to the art error where her wings attach that is mentioned above.

>> No.16569771

>>16569750
I bet lilims have captive parties, hang out at the DL's castle and examine men they might like.

>> No.16569774

>>16569756
Don't tell me you don't want to be molested and groped? Also this is my first time being called an Alp. Not as bad as everyone says it is.

>> No.16569779

>>16569774
>Don't tell me you don't want to be molested and groped?
Correct.

>> No.16569785

>>16569768
I feel you, it's kind of weird how KC bounces between BIG MEATY PAWS but hey this particular snek just a decorative hood, it would make her look more dangerous.

>> No.16569786

>>16569757
Don't trust the grape rape snake.

>> No.16569787

>>16569768
>That's just lame. Her hood should be built in.
Hoods would look ugly as fuck on Apophis' if that one early piece of fanart is anything to go by.

>> No.16569791

>>16569768
Arguably, it's better this way. There's no way to make hair work properly with a hood, and look at the glorious gradient hair.

>> No.16569793

>>16569771
I can see quite a lot of monster groups doing that.
>Be one of the men at a capture party
>various monsters looking around and deciding on what they want.
>your hoping for a nice, gentle holtsaur or something
>but you start sweating when the ogre stares at you and licks her lips.

>> No.16569794

>>16569779
You might be the real Alp here anon.

>> No.16569796

>>16569735
Hello newfriend

>> No.16569799

>>16569706
>not dancing to the song of ringing steel

>> No.16569802

>>16569785
Don't take this out on big meaty paws, anon.

>> No.16569806

>>16569785
I agree. She is based off a cobra for crying out loud.
>>16569787
Hoods don't look ugly on them as they stand right now.
>>16569791
Her hair just spills out from under it no problem.

>> No.16569807

>>16569794
No, I just want to be the one molesting them.

>> No.16569810

>>16569706
I wonder, would you go to watch some the fights in the battle mansion? it sounds like you could make it a tourist location.

>> No.16569812

>>16569719
Dark Priest
Beelzebub
Gargoyle
Sphinx
Orc
Honey Bee
Nekomata
Jorou-Gumo
Girtablilu

Not all of them obviously but any of those would be appreciated. Those were the bonus arts I found the nicest personally.

>> No.16569816

>>16569802
Hey I have my misgivings about daily life with them but they are perfectly respectable. Just wanted something somewhat equivalent to compare it to.

>> No.16569817

>>16569793
Then it turns out she was looking at the poor kid behind you.

>> No.16569827

>>16569807
That sounds pretty gay anon. They should be touching you up on the train. They should be the ones enjoying every squirm and moan you make.

>> No.16569829

>>16569799
I would fight in that arena
I mean, I've got nothing to lose and the rules seem fair.

>> No.16569830

>>16569387
>tfw no /fit/ fairy to sit on your shoulder and help you get /fit/ as well

>> No.16569833

>>16569827
Too bad.

>> No.16569839

>>16569793
>not being a man and fighting the ogre in a sex battle
Or just a regular fight, gotta show her who's boss!

>> No.16569840

>>16569830
>"Come on anon! Just 5 more minutes! You can do it!"

>> No.16569842

>>16568496
Fucking cancer.

>> No.16569843

>>16569830
Sounds nice.
I want a tubby fairy I can feed cookies though.

>> No.16569851

>>16569830
I'd rather that tracksuit salamander from last thread

>> No.16569852

>>16569757
It is?

>> No.16569853

>>16569830
Just beware the pesky gains-goblins

>> No.16569857

>>16569842
What do cleaning crabs have to do with maids?

>> No.16569860

>>16569806
>Her hair just spills out from under it no problem.

It spills out from under it no problem because the hood is attached further up, by magic if the google-translated enty info can be relied on at all.

>> No.16569861
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16569861

What sort of potions would a Lich spike the chocolates she's giving you with?

>> No.16569862
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16569862

Don't get your waifu joke gifts for Valentines

>> No.16569863
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16569863

>>16569810
I would like to go on a world tour and visit the various lilims.
See sights like Ilassa's city and the battle mansion

>> No.16569864

>>16569851
A salamander would be nice a personal trainer. But given her being a Salamander. I probably couldn't keep up.

>> No.16569868

>>16569851
>tracksuit salamander
Does she speak broken english and drink vodka straight?

>> No.16569869

>>16569860
Even if it was attached from the top of her head, and down her spine like a cobra, hair could still grow out from under like normal though.

>> No.16569872

>>16569853
I love /fit/ memes.

>> No.16569874

>>16569861
Enraging Mushroom elixir. She wants you to bend her over her desk while she does research and fuck her brains out.

>> No.16569875

So.....can you summon devils/demons to posses human girls?

>> No.16569876

>>16569861
Cyanide so she can get you out of her life.

>> No.16569878

>>16569863
Stop posting this awful chart. It wasn't funny or original the first time. All you're doing is forcing a meme.

>> No.16569882

>>16569829
I don't like the rule that Selene has the final say in any fight.
she could bullshit the rules so a monster can get her husband.

>> No.16569884

>>16569861
shirohebi potions

>> No.16569885
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16569885

>>16569862
Why not?

>> No.16569886

>>16569861
She wouldn't, her potions are too strong for me

>> No.16569887

>>16569875
Possess? Don't think so. They are radicals though and delight in corrupting human girls. Demons even take the time to make sure their targets corrupt into even more powerful beings than just succubi.

>> No.16569888

>>16569876
Why would a Lich do that?

>> No.16569889

>>16569878
until we get a better picture it's all we got.
So as long as its relevant in some way, I'll keep posing it.

>> No.16569892

>>16569885
This is the perfect position for deepthroat. I'd cuff her hands behind my back so there's no escape.

>> No.16569893

>>16569889
Fuck off you fucking cancer.

>> No.16569896

>>16569885
While it's fun to watch her suffer through Silver Surfer, she's going to be too angry for hugs and cuddles

>> No.16569897

>>16569888
So she can turn you into her perfect undying husbando

>> No.16569898

>>16569888
Why wouldn't she do that to an annoying, ugly loser that kept bothering her and getting in the way of her work?

>> No.16569899

>>16569892
No. That's a perfect position for intimate kisses.

>> No.16569902

>>16569899
Why not both?

>> No.16569903

>>16569898
Oh boy here we go.

>> No.16569906

>>16569897
That makes sense. Maybe she should consider asking her husband first? I'd be pretty pissed if a Lich decided to kill me without asking.

>>16569898
Ok now you're just being a meanie.

>> No.16569907

>>16569898
Cupid get off the computer

>> No.16569910

>>16569902
But how?

>> No.16569911

>>16569907
She's having a rough day.

>> No.16569912

Well I did it, I went through the monster girl sorter without giving in to a "tie" or "don't care for either" answer. It was tough and I am betting I gave a lot of contradictory answers but after 1287 "battles" I got my results.

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

So here's my top 55 as that was the smallest number I could select without feeling like I was leaving out too many girls I like a lot:

1 Lamia
2 Girtablilu
3 Kraken
4 Mantis
5 Manticore
6 Oomukade
7 Kunoichi
8 Salamander
9 Wyvern
10 Sandworm
11 Kejourou
12 Echidna
13 Griffon
14 Shirohebi
15 Alraune
16 Apophis
17 Wight
18 Hakutaku
19 Scylla
20 Succubus
21 Titania
22 Apsara
23 Dragon
24 Sea Bishop
25 Demon
26 Dark Mage
27 Cursed Sword
28 Holstaur
29 Jabberwock
30 Pharaoh
31 Lilim
32 Dark Matter
33 Inari
34 Flow Kelp
35 Gandharva
36 Youko
37 Vampire
38 Unagi Joro
39 Raiju
40 Jiangshi
41 Lizardman
42 Jorou-Gumo
43 Chimaera
44 Cupid
45 Dark Slime
46 Liliraune
47 Red Slime
48 Arachne
49 Mucus Toad
50 Mermaid
51 Kikimora
52 Bubble Slime
53 Basilisk
54 Gnome
55 Hornet

>> No.16569914

>>16569907
Is dick the only cure for a tsun cupid

>> No.16569918

>>16569609
I got her figma just recently. It's goddamn beautiful, but not the most articulated.
I give it bonus points for the shimapan, though.

>> No.16569920

>>16569903
>>16569906
>>16569907
But it's the truth.

>> No.16569921

>>16569912
Unique taste.

>> No.16569925

>>16569920
I know you're just trying to get a reaction anon. But still, why would she keep him around if she hated him?

>> No.16569926

>>16569914
It sure as hell helps

>> No.16569930

>>16569925
And we got a bite

>> No.16569935 [SPOILER] 
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16569935

I figure this doodle is technically thread related.
I'll delete it after a bit though just in case.

Seems pretty shitty for a dying man's request though... At least I didn't charge him $100+ like butter.

>> No.16569937

>>16569925
Guinea pig, obviously.

>> No.16569938

>>16569912
>2 Girtablilu
Was just thinking about how they've massively fallen out of favour since the /a/ days, they used to get talked about sometimes and they've been ignored for as long as I can remember.

>> No.16569940

>>16569889
A better picture wold be if we remove the sin thing and just had the lilims. new art of both them and the profile lilim is hard to come by anyway

>> No.16569941
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16569941

>>16569910
She strokes the keyboard slowly
>>16569911
She needs to do her job today most of all!
>>16569914
Not the only cure, but by far the best cure, and gets the best reaction from her. Weak, post-coitus jabs

>> No.16569943

>>16569935
I get to become a loli? Oh shit, sign me up.

>> No.16569948

>>16569935
Someone died for your art?

>> No.16569949

>>16569863
>loli sloth
Why that loli is sloth? She doesn't look lazy in pics
>Mari lust
Perfect
>envy ELH lilim
Why? I thought she was perfect good-natured mary sue
>avarice some lilim
She looks like a warrior not a jew
>pride druella
Perfect

>> No.16569950

>>16569893
Chill man, don't let one picture ruin your day

>> No.16569953

>>16569937
But you wouldn't kill a Guinea pig you're testing on? Would you?

>> No.16569958

>>16569912
That sorter is horribly out of date and is missing things like White Horn.

>> No.16569960

>>16569953
When it's outlived it's purpose, yes.

>> No.16569962

>>16569948
No. Just did a little drawing for a terminally ill guy who might be lying but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Not like Luth, who needs $100, your right hand, and a ritual sacrifice to the dark gods.

>> No.16569966

>>16569941
>She needs to do her job today most of all!
The day is ripe for bullying cupids

>> No.16569969

>>16569960
A Lich would never do that. And that's final.

>> No.16569972

>>16569969
Why are you even replying to him?

>> No.16569973

>>16569949
You act like it has actual thought put into it. It's nothing more than a vessel to force Chowder's lilim further than it already has.

Also
>mary sue
Learn what it means before you use that word.

>> No.16569978

>>16569972
I dunno. Bored really.

>> No.16569979

>>16569969
They absolutely would for low-tier guys. Hell all monster girls would.

>> No.16569980

>>16569949
The original creator of thee chart didn't have much to go on so he placed some randomly
Also the `some lilim` is Selene and she is indeed a warrior. so yeah, greed does not fit her at all.

>> No.16569981

>>16569969
What if she needs to get a Wurm into an enlarging ray to battle the giant Automaton?

>> No.16569989

>>16569962
How kind of you. Cute as usual.

>> No.16569992

>>16569912
>tfw Automatons still haven't been added to the sorter

>> No.16569993

>>16569992
Only released girls are added.

>> No.16569995

I know folks talk about paladins falling and being succubi and shit but you know what I want to do?

Put a paladin or princess in a curse that'll slowly turn them into an orc.

>> No.16570000
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16570000

>Wanted to get a bunch of commissions for today
>Fucking PayPal somehow mismanages my account for over a month so I can't send any money
>Can't pay any artists
>I don't even get to have fictional monstergirl drawings for Valentine's Day

Now I'm sitting here, eating bbq drumsticks and listening to the Your Name ost like the degenerate I am.
How has your Valentines Day been? It'd better be shitty so I can feel better by comparison.

>> No.16570004

>>16569941
Stop posting cupids man. Don't you know wht they do with my dick?

>> No.16570008

>>16569973
>it's nothing more than a vessel to force Chowder's lilim further than it already has
Remove the tinfoil hat.

>> No.16570012

>>16569980
So what would you suggest would be a better picture?

>> No.16570013

>>16569981
How would a dead anon help with that?

>> No.16570016
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16570016

>>16569962
I guess I got lucky and picked up Luth's final slot of 2016

>> No.16570017

>>16570000
I've done nothing but think about killing myself but I won't go through with it since I'm a useless fucking coward.

>> No.16570021

>>16569973
I honestly don't think chowder even cares that much.

>> No.16570022

>>16569989
Wanted to draw Senhime or Miracle Tou but I can always do that tomorrow.

>> No.16570023

>>16570008
It isn't tinfoil if it's true

>> No.16570024

>>16569973
>Learn what it means before you use that word.

>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities, sometimes with the intent to inspire young or marginalized people and show them that even they can have as great of a potential as leading characters. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment
I only read one story with that lilim, the one where warrior grill turns into some kind of MH dragon, and she fits the mary sue description to the last comma

>> No.16570025

>>16569940
To be fair it'd end up devolving into people asking "Why isn't my lilim there" and others wondering who that-one-lilim-nobody-heard-about is multiple times over and over. At least the 7 sins thing has an arbitrary limit.

>> No.16570028

>>16569958
It should be in date as of this morning, I'm looking at the list of names in the code and white horn is right there.

>> No.16570033

>>16570024
By your logic every single person with any sort of power is a mary sue. You heard it here first folks, no more wizards or dragons! How about you actually look up a proper definition instead of the first thing you get on google?

>> No.16570036

>>16570021
I can't even make images on a fucking phone.
Especially ones that big.

>> No.16570044

>>16569966
The ripest. I like to imagine tsun Cupids hate their heart pupils, for giving people the wrong idea about them. I would tease them non stop.
>>16570004
It's her fault for making you like this. Get revenge.

>> No.16570046

>>16570033
He's going by the /tg/ sue definition. Just ignore him.

>> No.16570047

>>16570033
You completely missed the point of the post. Read and notice the "idealized and seemingly perfect" and "Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment" bits/

>> No.16570049

>>16570025
Why is my lilim that no one knows not there?

>> No.16570050

>>16570012
A better picture would be something like a multi wanted poster with face shots of all the ones with art and a waning naming some of the others that don't have art "and more" for the unmentioned

>> No.16570053

>>16570049
Because it sucks lmao

>> No.16570056

>>16570049
Because Lani.png is more important, duh.

>> No.16570058

>>16570016
God I want to fuck that Yeti's legs.

>> No.16570063

>>16570024
Ilothe if memory serves right is based of the ankantor.
just so you know

>> No.16570065

>>16570050
"Better" is a weird word to use when dealing with a fundamentally dogshit concept.

>> No.16570067

>>16569765
>>16569812
Tomorrow I'll post more, also with sunlight I should getter better results
http://imgur.com/a/428bA

>> No.16570069

>>16570056
QueenOfHearts.png art when

>> No.16570070

>>16570017
Hey, if you want to be useful before you kill yourself, give me your paypal account so I can at least buy some art. I'll even dedicate a picture to you.

>> No.16570075

>>16570065
He asked for a positive alternative, I gave him one.
not my fault if you're angry about the entire thing

>> No.16570076

>>16569654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zljw9gkAlsA

I'd rather fight her in a garden with the snow falling.

>> No.16570078

Lilims are garbage in general, honestly.

>> No.16570080

>>16570078
I like Lilims. But OC Lilims are just awful.

>> No.16570082

>>16570078
I wonder who could be behind this post

No really, I'm left wondering, what monster would be to lilims what Baphomets are to milktanks?

>> No.16570083

>>16570067
Doing god's work, thanks anon.

>> No.16570085

>>16570075
But we must know how he feels all the time.

>> No.16570090

>>16570082
The ones with taste.

>> No.16570095

>>16570082
Druella.

>> No.16570097

>>16570078
I like them, Even most of the OC ones
Lilims are my favorite monster, but there is little no no space for them in the thread
not that i care, this place can burn on a good day.

>> No.16570098

>>16570090
I still wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16570101

>>16570078
>>16570080
Both are fine.

Mari, llasa and the two from pixiv are both perfectly acceptable, as are the canon ones such as Druella. It's any who came after which tend to be questionable in quality.

>> No.16570102

>>16570075
I'm not angry. I haven't posted in regards to the conversation before that.
But the OC lilim meme is pretty freaking garbage, man. There's no way to redeem it.
It's impossible to give a shit unless they have actual good content behind them, and the sins shit is just the most blatant attempt at low-effort attention whoring, where they try to put themselves on the same pedestal as Maritan or whoever draws the hat lilim.

>> No.16570103

>>16570095
The one who easily toppled a whole nation meant to produce heroes as fast as kriegers are born and was considered infallible to all?

>> No.16570104

>>16570097
Glad to see your here, Beast.

>> No.16570108

>>16570101
>It's any who came after
Weren't the two from pixiv later than the rest, or was it them being "discovered" that was later?

>> No.16570109

>>16570082
Archangels?

>> No.16570110

>>16570021
He cares enough to act like his shitty Lilim doesn't just take themes from Maritan and Deruella, then in a really roundabout, almost Bob-tier manner claims he self-deprecates too much to fight back. When the reality is he relishes in the attention his shitty OC is getting because that'll be the only time people acknowledge him and her without him getting a "FUCK OFF" just like Bob and Shoggocks.

I'm no real friend to OC Lilims, but fuck me. Lani is the Milhouse Vanhouten of /mgt/.

>> No.16570113

>>16570067
Thanks man.

>> No.16570115

>>16570104
How is that Beast?

>> No.16570116

How come theses always an OC Lilim argument that then turns into a writefag argument? We have them all the time and they're actually cancer.

>> No.16570120

any more tsundere cupid greentexts?

>> No.16570121

>>16570110
That's some real tin foil encased mental gymnasium you got going on there.

>> No.16570122

>>16570115
He's the only one that messes up his grammar that badly and likes Lilims.

>> No.16570124

>>16570116
Shitposter shitposting about x.
Just ignore him and his inane bs and he'll get tired.
Eventually.

>> No.16570128

>>16570116
Because people don't like the fact their own OCs aren't being talked about, so they project.

>>16570121
>WAH ANYTHING THAT DISAGREES WITH ME IS TINFOIL
This is your last (you)

>> No.16570131

>>16570067
Something about the Dark Slime is so much lewder because she has those extra faces drooling with pleasure.

>> No.16570132

>>16570102
Is it okay to say that I like the Selene and Victoria stories?

>> No.16570133

>>16570110
>Lani is the Milhouse Vanhouten of /mgt/.
This is the most accurate thing I've read all day.
Shit, the OC lilims really are just Milhouses.

Then again, KC set up his setting to allow for this special snowflake overpowered Sue crap. I don't expect much from the MGE setting, but it's disappointing to see that it spawned this cancer too.

>> No.16570137

>>16570078

I don't hate them, but I don't really care about them either. I'd much rather have a werecat/sphinx/cheshire. The super special ultra rare limited edition girls don't appeal to me in most media, honestly.

>> No.16570138

>>16570132
Yeah. Don't really see the issue with not liking them or the others.

>> No.16570139

>>16570120
Not yet, but someone said they'd compile the last one's later.

>> No.16570142

>>16570116
It's really only when Lani is mentioned, that talking earlier about Selene was fine.

>> No.16570143

>>16570132
Who?
I'm genuinely asking that. I've no idea who those characters are.

>> No.16570147

>>16570122
First, don't tell super secret stalker techniques to random anons, second, pls don't bully beast.

>> No.16570148
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16570148

Would Zipangu have a monstergirl near-equivalent to Nobunaga?

>> No.16570149

>>16570142
At this rate she will be a meme used to start shitposts and arguments.
Not even in an actual story and her rep will be ruined. What a shame.

>> No.16570155

>>16570148
Fire Kappa.
Oh wait, that's Rance world, not MGE.

Probably a Demon.

>> No.16570158

>>16570108
Them being discovered was later but they both predate all fan creations talked about here except mari and llasa.

>> No.16570159

>>16570148
I'm not sure anon. But will say how that Ryu looks like a Goddess.

>> No.16570161

>>16570143
Selene (made by Iron-Beast) and Victoria (made by Losenis) are Lilims that actually have stories compared some others.

>> No.16570163

>>16570148
A Peacock Harpy.

>> No.16570165
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16570165

>Made the current 7 sins version of the lilim image
>Didn't even originally make it, I just made it not vomit-inducing to look at back when other people also made it with any monster species with a template, and figured I'd update it as everyone got art
>Now every time it's posted it either starts an argument or is added fuel for one
Starting to regret it tbqh

>> No.16570170

>>16570165
Dumb fucking Helllhound.

>> No.16570173

>>16570165
You must pay for your crimes in blood.

>> No.16570175

>>16570165
Not surprising given the original filename was "what am i doing with my life"

>> No.16570179

>>16570165
Everything is your fault anon.
Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your house! Dishonor on your Holstaur!

>> No.16570186

>>16570165
Cute grumpy Hellhound!

>> No.16570187

>>16570165
Might as well ride the ride until the end.

>> No.16570190 [DELETED] 

>>16570163
Like Nobunaga's spirit animal from Nioh?

>> No.16570192

>>16570165
>You should'nt have done that
>lich expression changes from dull to maniacal nighmare fuel for a split second

>> No.16570194

>>16570149
That fucking annoys me.
I have no love at all for this bandwagon shit, i just like lilims and what they could offer
but no, but fucking no. I have to deal with this trashy cancerous endless loop argument that dragged a already unpopular monster into the fucking dirt.

>> No.16570198

>>16570190
That's why I spoilered it you goof.

>> No.16570204
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16570204

>>16570165
Reeeeee

>> No.16570207

>>16570204
>Gluttony
Is it a tubby kobold?

>> No.16570209

>>16570194
I blame the guy starting arguements.

>> No.16570210

>>16570204
>Beelzebub
>Avarice

Anon...

>> No.16570211

>>16570207
She's a glutton for love.

>> No.16570212

>>16570204
>kobold gluttony
Why?
>avarice
>anything but the jewnuki
Why?

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16570215

>>16570198
Woops, I had the spoiler function on my 4chanX settings off.

>> No.16570216

>>16570207
>>16570210
>>16570212
I'll update it, don't worry.

>> No.16570220

>>16570216
Please don't tell me this is going to become a recurrent alleged joke that will get posted and argued about continuously.

>> No.16570221

>>16570216
Be careful.
The monsters posted might be shitposted into oblivion. Unless, thatcs your plan all along?

>> No.16570222

>>16570211
That sounds like something KDF would say.

>> No.16570225

>>16570216
What the fuck have I started

>> No.16570226

>>16570204
Envy should be Will O Wisp. They go way harder than Shirohebi

Avarice should be Dragon. They are prideful yes, but greed is their entire shtick.

Pride should be something like Vampire maybe. Or Pharoah.

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16570230

>>16570165
I was the one who made the empty template after seeing on Japanese twitter
It was supposed to be a cool way to bring up species we rarely talk about by associating them with a sin

>> No.16570232

>>16570226
>pharaoh
Naw, "The Sue" fits her much more. Vampire gets Pride.

>> No.16570233

>>16570204
Dragons are more Avarice than Pride.
t. Dragonfag

>> No.16570238

>>16570222
Well thankfully I am not him. I just know that all monster girls want at the end of the day is to be loved by their husband.

>> No.16570239

>>16570204
Beelzebub would make a better Glutton

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16570240

>>16570221
Did you really think that I would shitpost something like that and not let you know that was me who did it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7liS-WlT6g

>> No.16570242

>>16570209
I get it, people don't like lilims.
If you don't like corruption, their pretty much powered succubi
but I wanted stories where human women turned monsters, what better character to make for that than a lilim?
Fuck, if im luck that other guy will get the fucking hint and not post that fucking chart again

>> No.16570244

>>16570239
This.

>> No.16570245

>>16570230
>knowingly posting the template so people can make their own cancer
>despite all this bullshit we've had with the lilim shit

Anon, you know I love you, but what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.16570249

What monster girl would have a tattoo of Enma on their back?

>> No.16570250

>>16570230
No, chowder made it to inflate his already Gilgamesh sized ego and print the (you)s out onto paper so that he can masturbate with them while talking about his steelim or Wurms or Wocks instead of writing stories like he used to like 3 years ago.

>> No.16570252

>>16570249
Ogre or Oni

>> No.16570254

>>16570250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrF5x1OSJuQ

>> No.16570259

>>16570242
The chart is whatcs mainly causing this. Lani wasn't even bothered with that much until it came around and one guy decided we should hear his opinion every. Single. Time. It's posted.

>> No.16570263

>>16570250
I laughed, there's always some anon particularly angry about a given dude going full faggot or dying. The parked buggy anon is my favorite.

>> No.16570266

>>16570204
Corrected chart

Sloth, Doormouse
Gluttony, Beelzebub
Lust, Succubus
Wrath, Cursed Sword/ Redcap
Envy, Will o the Wisp
Greed, Dragon
Pride, Vampire

Can't decide for Wrath.

>> No.16570276
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16570276

Do you have what it takes to transform a kunoichi into a wife?

>> No.16570278
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16570278

>>16570230
This one was hard to make since all dragons are proud and greedy

Except Wurm and Ryu they're too pure

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16570281

>>16570249
Jinko, Ochimusha, Nekomata, or >>16570252

>> No.16570283

>>16570242
You want some advice Beast?
Just carry on doing what you do. Selene is a interesting character and I would like to see more corruption stories myself.
More scalebound when?

>> No.16570284

>>16570266
Cursed Sword.

>> No.16570286

>>16570278
Not bad.

>> No.16570287

>>16570284
Sounds good, even if Redcaps in my top ten.

>> No.16570290

>>16570263
ParkedBuggy Anon hates ParkedBuggy
ChowderAnon hates Chowder
The thread hates Bollocks, Bob, tolerates Alp, hates Sukiru Ikeda

>> No.16570291

>>16570276
I don't know, but it wouldn't hurt to try.

>> No.16570294

>>16570252
>>16570281
Well, whoever it would be I want to fight her.

>> No.16570298

>>16570290
>Sukiru Ikeda
Isn't that the furry incest guy?

>> No.16570302

>>16570276
nope, wouldn't do it
I like ninjas

>> No.16570305

>>16570298
Yes.
What I'm trying to remember is the Knuckles guy on the Wiki who's actually even fucking worse than Furryfucker Ikea.

>> No.16570307

>>16570290
Uh...yes? I feel like there wasn't anything more to explain, you know. Well, besides PB anon that hates him because he's ded.

>> No.16570308

>>16570283
Thanks
>spoiler
Tomorrow if I can but I make no promises

>> No.16570310

>>16570278
The Divines!

>> No.16570311

>>16570278
>Sloth Ryu
Just because they spend all day at their temple doesn't mean they are lazy

Wock and Zombie can be swapped
Vanilla and Wurm should be swapped

>Envy Wyvern
Is that bullying? It looks like bullying

>Pride Otohime
Most dragons are prideful though Otohimes don't strike me as the proudest
They could make a case for gluttony since they want to have fun 24/7

Pretty good job overall

>> No.16570317

>>16570305
search enter the jubjub on the wiki

>> No.16570318

>>16570120
Been working all day so can't write more
It pretty much ran its course anyway
Moron

>> No.16570321

>>16570302
She could be a deadly ninja wife!

>> No.16570325

>>16570308
I've got a question.
Will Selene show up in scalebound?

>> No.16570328

>>16570263
>I laughed
Glad that my own self mockery was entertaining.
And yeah, always someone hating something over something. It's like we're /tg/ in a sense.

>> No.16570338

>>16570318
between you and me, tsun Cupids are probably one of my favorite threadcanons now.

>> No.16570343

>>16570338
why?

>> No.16570344

>>16570325
Unlikely
While it may seem right (having a fighting contest would interest the fuck outta her) I'm not sure if I should have here in, as the main reason she would be involved in the plot is taken by another

>> No.16570345

>>16570338
The threadcanons about Zombie Dragons are pretty cute too.

>> No.16570358

>>16570317
There we go.

Now this fucking guy right here.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

I want to see how many sentences of this shit you people can get through here.
You can even read it while listening to the music he made himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiDx37kr-ac

>> No.16570363

>>16570343
It just fits her look and demeanor very well. Plus the reluctance to accept her role as a lover is gap moe as hell.
>>16570345
Which ones?

>> No.16570365

>>16570345
There is? Thought we pretty much took them as they were.

>>16570358
Anon why?

>> No.16570366

>>16570358
Yeah, uh, that music sounds like it came from a bad porn game.

>> No.16570369
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16570369

t. a guy you all love to hate

>> No.16570371

>>16570363
>gap moe
I have never understood the appeal of that really

>> No.16570373

>>16570365
Basically the threadcanon is that if you fuck her enough she can get her intelligence back while keeping her cuddly carefree, dickthirsty personality.

>> No.16570374

>>16570369
I don't hate you Peny. Your Ghoul stories are some of my favorite MG reading.

>> No.16570376

>>16570371
>I have never understood the appeal of that really
Lazy, archetypal writing and trash taste.

>> No.16570377

>>16570369
But Peny is a good boy who writes lactating Undead.

>> No.16570386

>>16570363
>Which ones
The one regarding what happens when a monster insults a Zombie Dragon's husband.

>> No.16570387
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16570387

What if Wights lost their power and influence in the modern day? Would you take in a NEET Wight?

>> No.16570389

>>16570374
>>16570377
I'm not Peny. I named it after him because he's the (un)dead man.

>> No.16570390

>>16570373
I assumed that was the norm with undead lately and canonically, I'm still waiting for that revenant so I can scream "I told you so" when most probably agree already.

>>16570377
This, and criminally cute and sly zombie kikis.

>> No.16570392
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16570392

What species of MG makes the best mayadere?

>> No.16570394

>>16570389
I figured.

>> No.16570395

>>16570377
>Wanting to drink soiled milk
Gross.

>> No.16570396

>>16570387
Only a tubby one.

>> No.16570398

>>16570371
I can't explain the appeal myself. It's an X factor.
>>16570376
I don't disagree but you don't have to hate fun.

>> No.16570403

>>16570358
One day there will be a story worse than this.
One day.
Knuckles even makes Sukiru Ikeda seem talented.

>> No.16570405

>>16570392
Dark Slime, Dark Mage, Demon, Devil, a lot of the "D" ones really.

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16570406

>>16570395
>Shittalking Undead milk

>> No.16570410

>>16570403
I swear to god if it happens it will be your fault.

>> No.16570411

>>16570387
Not into Wights, but I'd take those two.

>> No.16570413

>>16570406
Yes, that's what I am saying. It's bad.

>> No.16570417

>>16570411
But would you squish yourself between them and commentate on their game play. Is there anything comfier?

>> No.16570418

>>16570398
I have fun with good stories and interesting characters I can care about.
Why would I willingly subject myself to something crap like gap moe?

>> No.16570421

>>16570418
Don't ask me. I'm not asking you to like it. Look in the mirror and ask yourself.

>> No.16570423

>>16570387
nope, she would have to live with a hobo
hoping from train to train with her hobo sack.

>> No.16570424

The OC lilims are ok in a few cases, but the newer ones sometimes feel like a cynical grab for attention and thread fame as opposed to an attempt at making an interesting OC character.
Lilims are supposed to be the rarest and most powerful monster, and high ranking regular succubi could fill the role for half the lilims we've made and would make more sense.

>> No.16570426

>>16570387
I would take a Wight and even a Lich.

>> No.16570438

>>16570410
Well I am writing something. Who knows, maybe I'll pull a Tommy Wiseau and make something so bad its good?

>> No.16570439

>>16570417
Absolutely. We would play a game with rounds to win or lose, and the loser passes the controller. Whoever doesn't have the controller has to pleasure the ones who do.

I'd purposefully lose more than a few times, and lay them on their bellies so I can slowly fuck their asses while they try to play.

>> No.16570443

>>16570392
Vampires, Demons, and Liliths.

>> No.16570450

>>16570424
I think a Lilim Indiana Jones fits better than a Succubus one, but that's just my my opinion.

>> No.16570453

>>16570358
>tfw just realized that music has been looping in the background since you posted it.
Wew, almost died there.

>> No.16570455

>>16570424
We all know the only good lilims are Mari and Kawaiipenis.

>> No.16570464

>>16570455
>t. Kawaiipenis trying to get art from Mari

>> No.16570466

>>16570438
You're Alp aren't you?

>> No.16570471

>>16570455
I unironically like Mari for all her faults, but I think it's hilarious that Maritan keeps trying to retcon her skinny tail away for a plump one.

>> No.16570472

>>16570455
>Not CRUSHER
Don't make me send the Kiki hit team.

>> No.16570475
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16570475

What's she saying? She's muffled under her muffler

>> No.16570478

>>16570471
I think all Lilims deserve a plump tail.

>> No.16570481

>>16570471
>but I think it's hilarious that Maritan keeps trying to retcon her skinny tail away for a plump one
>Mari getting bullied by all the lilims fo having a thin tail

>> No.16570484

>>16570475
>Trade in your used human muff today at our Lich sponsored Muff Trade shop

>> No.16570485

>>16570439
>I'd purposefully lose more than a few times, and lay them on their bellies so I can slowly fuck their asses while they try to play.
Anon, that's cruel! How are they gonna beat this next boss if you do that?

>> No.16570489

>>16570471
Well, the Truth of the Big Fat Tails is pretty convincing when you it is shown to you.

>> No.16570490

>>16570485
I'll show them who's boss of this game

>> No.16570493

>>16570481
>All bully her
>Even Viccy
>Even her catmatter when it's not doing whippits, huffing paint, and doing whatever it can as Doomrider the cat

>> No.16570497

>>16570493
>Even Viccy
>The one with the toothpick-thin tail
Mari must have it extremely bad

>> No.16570501

>>16570485
They will have to get used to dieing again and again, because I'll purposefully hold back my climax until they are at a critical point. Then I'll unload as deep as possible into their gut, and grip their hips tight so there's no escape.

>> No.16570506

>>16570484
Would Liches really need scarves for their cold, undead bodies?

>> No.16570510 [SPOILER] 
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16570510

>>16570490
go away you jabroni

>> No.16570511

>>16570390
>revenant
>go to an undead kingdom
>step on a pressure plate while tresspassing in a spooky mansion
>secret closet opens behind you and hundreds of revenants pour out

>> No.16570513

>>16570497
She escaped into her library from all the bullying, which is the root of her obsession with books, adventure, and a manly beard saving her from her evil sisters.

>> No.16570514
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16570514

>>16570478
I do to, but Maris just a fun lilim to bully.
>>16570489
Indeed, and I did like the thicker Mari from this pic.

>> No.16570515

>>16570475
>What's she saying?
Roses are read
Violets are blue
Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru

>> No.16570516

>>16570510
No fuck you leatherman

>> No.16570517

>>16570506
They wear them for style. Like hipsters.
Unlike hipsters, they don't ruin them or try to make them a fad.

>> No.16570521

>>16570514
Vavoo.

>> No.16570524

>>16570513
Wow what a nerd

>> No.16570525

>>16570510
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.16570527

>>16570511
That's really agitating.

>> No.16570531
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16570531

>>16570501
This is borderline bullying. She's got so many games in her backlog that she'll never get to thanks to you

>> No.16570539

>>16570510
who is the dungeon master of MGE
>>16570531
she can join me in backlog hell then since all i do is play FF14 all day

>> No.16570540
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16570540

>>16570531
Lich is probably the sort of girl who'd go with a full Necromancer meme team in EO5.

>> No.16570541

>>16570524
Her cat just needs to turn into a dog dragon to be complete.

>> No.16570549

>>16570531
That's the future they chose by having such plump butts and pliable buttholes. If the one playing gets desperate during a boss fight, she can hand off the controller to the other, and resign herself to her temporary anal onahole fate.

>> No.16570552

>>16570278
Shit I didn't realize we had so many dragons.

>> No.16570553
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16570553

>>16570539
>who is the dungeon master of MGE
Van Darkelf

>> No.16570554

>>16570552
Gotta catch 'em all.

>> No.16570561

It's not one picture though, it's an endless rehash of poorly conceived content forming a suppurating sore on every thread.

>> No.16570566

>>16570561
wat

>> No.16570569

>>16570517
>they don't try to ruin them or make them a fad
Tell that to the Lich readers of Undead Quarterly when the cover says "Cloaks Out, Scarves In - Fighting frost with fluffy yeti-knit mufflers"

>> No.16570571
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16570571

I want a Lich to serve me drinks.

>> No.16570575

>>16570566
I'm guessing he's talking about the sin shit. I agree with him.

>> No.16570578

>>16570569
Liches hate hipsters and would petition to have things such as that removed.
Though a Lich walking around with a petition takes forever.

>> No.16570584

>>16570553
I'd the one on the left.

>> No.16570587

>>16570571
What is that suspicious thing on that drink?

>> No.16570588

>>16570554
You're gonna need some super good quality balls to catch all those dragons.

>> No.16570591

>>16570587
Don't worry about it.

>> No.16570595

>>16570588
I hear Water Horse is the best HM slave.

>> No.16570598
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16570598

>>16570571
And I want to see the Sabbath get into a full blown civil war using Canadian Squitguns.

Doesn't mean I get what I want though.

>> No.16570599

>>16570595
>HM slave

Get with the times, gramps.

>> No.16570602

>>16570598
Why Canadian squirtguns?

>> No.16570603

>>16570598
>Canadian Squitguns
Are they like regular squirt guns but they shoot maple syrup?

>> No.16570604

>>16570571
But she's better then that.

>> No.16570608

>>16570603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKwvLjaupL4

>> No.16570609

>>16570604
Then she shouldn't have lost that bet.

>> No.16570613

>>16570591
I'm officially worried about it. She may think she looks innocent while she sits on your lap in her rabbit outfit, but a Lich is always experimenting.

>> No.16570614

>>16570608
Shit, Canadians really are weird.

>> No.16570623

>>16570613
Hey, don't worry about it. Just enjoy the cute Lich sitting on your lap.

>>16570614
Only the ones in Toronto.

>> No.16570624

>>16570623
>Only the ones in Toronto
What about Quebec?

>> No.16570626
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16570626

Happy She's-Not-Real Day!

Have a cow to compensate!

>> No.16570628

>>16568494
Happy cupids dancing today because they're so happy!

>> No.16570630

>>16570624
remove quebecois

>> No.16570634

>>16570578
She'd start a petition, but not so discreetly wear a black scarf under her clothes that pokes out below her waist because it's cold in the undead kingdom

>> No.16570637

>>16570624
They're just whiny fags. The equivalent of Californians whining about Trump.

>> No.16570643

>>16570626
Matsu needs to draw MGE styled Holsts and Minotaurs.

>> No.16570645

>>16570566
He means the annoying deadly sins picture featuring a bunch of lilim OCs that haven't been around for a year. OC lilim characters outside of Mari aren't new, look at the works of (mostly dead) writefags in the OP links
The thread used to avoid using lilims due to the crazy power levels outside of a couple of exceptions, but the recent obsession and saturation of them have managed to irritate some anons. Things like Chowder mentioning his lilim too often and getting angry at us for not adoring his OC didn't help.

>> No.16570652

>>16570552
Dibs on the Zombie
Also I'm only entertaining the idea of them Wighting back into intelligence, I still personally prefer them being low int mindbroken dickslaves

>> No.16570654

>>16570626
I want her to pick me up.

>> No.16570655

>>16570645
Lani's been around, or mentioned, by her creator for a little over 2 years now.

>> No.16570657

>>16570634
I bet they're just exaggerating.

>> No.16570664

>>16570645
If Lani gets switched with QoH, will 90% of the bullshit end? I've never heard anyone complaining about the others other than including them in a generalization of all OC lilims.

>> No.16570665

>>16570515
>Yeti pokes you with her fat paw fingers around your head
>"You are already cuddled"
>in 3 seconds your body goes warm and limp
>she leaves you sleeping where you are, moving onto the next town to cuddle others into submission

>> No.16570674

>>16570664
No.
They'll still bitch about a different one.

>> No.16570676

>>16570655
>Lani's been around, or mentioned, by her creator for a little over 2 years now.
That's bullshit. Its been six months at best.

>> No.16570677

>>16570665
>"waaAAAAH SNUGSNUGSNUGSNUGSNUGSNUGSNUGSNUGSNUG!"

>> No.16570680

>>16570657
They're about as serious as Postal Dude getting people to sign his petition

>> No.16570681

>>16570571
I want a loli wight to serve me drinks while she's wearing nothing but a lacy black babydoll and panties, and her shoes.

>> No.16570689

>>16570676
Nope.
Chowder mentioned a Lilim oc to use in his stories about the time he lost his home, which was over 2 years ago. He even said he had ome in mind ib the IRC with ELH and others around.
How new are you?

>> No.16570693

>>16570680
I spent that quest setting people on fire and pissing on them, before crouching close to their face as they rolled on the ground and making Postal Dude ask "Would you please sign my petition?"

That's some pretty serious petition pushing if you ask me.

>> No.16570695

>>16570680
I was actually talking about the coldness of the Undead Kingdom.

>> No.16570698

>>16570693
>imagining a Lich say in deadpan "Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog"
My sides.

>> No.16570703

>>16570689
2013, so probably longer than you. Chowder did not spam shit about a lilim OC during that time either.

>> No.16570709

>>16570634
I want to share a scarf with a Lich.

>> No.16570719
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16570719

>>16570394
It's better that I remain as Anon, after all, I don't feel like having my fragile ego shattered again and again... Or do I?

>> No.16570725

>>16570689
Not him, but I vaguely remember Chowder in the old IRC, and I don't remember him saying anything about Lani back then.
I might have missed the conversation though.

He did use an unnamed Lilim for his MGK series for a couple of years, was it that one?

>> No.16570741

>>16570703
2011, when we were still effectively merged with Bromont stories on /a/.

And of course he didn't spam her then, he was probably still cobbling ideas or realizing he became mgk Junko shortly after her creation and crawled into a bottle, which he did often to give himself the courage to even post his stories in the first place.
Either you're a new person lying about their time here, or you pay zero attention to anything going around that doesn't pertain to your interests.

>> No.16570746

>>16570698
>Postal 2 with Postal Dude replaced with a deadpan Lich
TAKE ALL MY MONEY

>> No.16570749

>>16570725
No, she's still unamed, flat, and abused by her mother.

>> No.16570757

>>16570664
I've been advocating Lani get replaced by Queen of Hearts for a while now since Chowder is literally a Bollocksian tier faggot.

>> No.16570774

>>16570757
I think we should get more Lani just to spite your obnoxious ass.

>> No.16570786

>>16570741
I've been here since we moved to /jp/ (yeah, no where near as long as you claim) and I'm certain Chowder's lilim is a relatively new thing.

>> No.16570789

>>16570786
Then you've been very comfy under your rock.

>> No.16570796

>>16570774
I'd say that Chowder was more obnoxious, but his most vocal hater is getting just as annoying lately. They're roughly equal now.

>> No.16570806

Fuck it.

Custom lilim time?

Chubby, nerdy NEET one thats meant to be the end all be all of magical NEETS, complete with models of husbandos she wants and stacks of magical tomes because FUCK lifting.

>> No.16570808

>>16570789
Or you're making shit up. I don't see anyone else defending him or these claims, only at least one other anon saying they don't remember.

>> No.16570810

>>16570774
Maybe if he wasn't in the pantheon of shit eating niggers like Bob and Bolly-boy I'd actually give him the benefit of a doubt. But that stupid faggot always gets mad when people hate Lani, he keeps saying "STORIES WITH LANI SOON (tm)". Either fucking do it or don't, you whiney, entitled man-child. Stop fishing for attention by posting that stupid fucking Seven Deadly Sins image as if it makes your character legitimate.

Fuck's sake.

>> No.16570812

>>16570808
Because 99% of 4chan isn't a stickler for remembering things or history and will forget anything but major things after a few months.

>> No.16570820

>>16570789
Stop making out that some crap OC is a major thread event. If lani's creator didn't mention her much then of course it won't have been memorable.

>> No.16570825

>>16570806
Lilim with Ryu friend.

>> No.16570827
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What if...a Unicorn Nightmare who only rapes virgin's dreams?

Then she can remain a pure waifu in the waking world forever.

>> No.16570830

>>16570825
Do they chat over the internet?
Is the lilim picking up shitposting skills?

>> No.16570831

>>16570810
I'm starting to think the guy we're arguining with is actually Chowder. He cares way too much and expects people to remember all of his work like it was some big deal.

>> No.16570838

>>16570810
>hate Lani
He got upset at calling her a meme.
Do it or don't
In case you're too special needs, let me inform you: HE. HAS. NO. COMPUTER. And posts via phone. He would need to jump through hoops and over many hurdles to post anything bigger than a few paragraphs. Anyone who has phoneposted knows that posting on phones it utter hell to do.
>fishing for attention
We don't even know if he posts it, yet you claim he does.

Got any more bullshit to spew? Perhaps something about Thunderbrother or Alp?

>> No.16570841

>>16570827
>Unicorn Nightmare
>Dream sex doesn't count as being defiled
>Abuses this mliciously
>In the waking world, she's pure enough to pass for an Order supporter
>In your dreams, she's kinkier than even the most deranged Bicorn
I would be extremely scaroused to fall asleep.

>> No.16570849

>>16570812
As someone relatively new to the threads the talk and flare up with the lilims and the writefags that made them does strike me as exceptionally peculiar
Very unlike other longstanding generals in terms of how salient they seem to be in a fair amount of people's mind compared to how objectively relevant they seem to not be anymore
Did they used to openly name/tripfag or something? It just seems so bizarre and forced otherwise. Some of their writings I've been through are okay but most are largely mediocre or just fun little one shots. Nothing I would expect people to be talking about for months later, let alone years. But perhaps I overstep.

>> No.16570852

>>16570830
Yes. Both of them got extremelly bored and now they just play games online.

If the lilim shits on the Ryu though, she sends a storm to take her connection down. That Ryu is no joke.

>> No.16570853

>>16570838
>Thunderbrother
He was pretty good, best technical skills we've seen in a long time here. Although I feel bad for thinking his stories are boring. The guy has so much skill, but the stories themselves couldn't hold my interest. I guess they felt a little aimless, or maybe they weren't my sort of thing

>> No.16570856

>>16570849
Chowder was utterly a ghost until Chowderanon's hateboner brought a fair amount of (negative)attention towards him.

t. Chowder.

>> No.16570857

>>16570852
I see that NEET Ryu's are frightening creatures.

Then again, they probably have lots of energy stored up thanks to just sitting around all day.

>> No.16570869

>>16570856
These names mean nothing to me though. My confusion is why so seemingly long after the fact they mean something to anyone else as well. People seem to enjoy stories and greentexts of certain unique Monstergirls now but they don't give them names or remember them beyond "oh where was that wight story from a few threads back".

>> No.16570873

>>16570849
Firstly, your posting style is really out of place here. It feels like I'm reading a textbook or something.
Secondly, writefags are only really relevant when they're active. You'll notice that most writefags are inactive or have left us, so there's little to discuss about them anymore.

>> No.16570875

>>16570869
Sometimes they have no real name attached or can't remember the guy who wrote it at the time.
Sometimes they hear about it second hand.

>> No.16570887

>You'll never have an older Kikimora who knows she's the queen bee as your head maid
>She'll never control the other maids with an iron fist, ensuring that everything is always perfect for you, right down to their body shapes

>> No.16570889

>>16570869
Its rare to get a very good story here. You'll get the occasional fun one shot, but rarely anything you'll keep going back to.

The only two I can say I remember well is YBA's Greystorm one-shot and Lanternon's Right to Live multipart story, because they were both so good.

>> No.16570890

>>16570887
>, right down to their body shapes
must suck if the master has a boner for topolgy

>> No.16570893

>>16570887
That would be fantastic.
If she could get the other three maids into the perfect respective shapes I'd be a happy master indeed.

Now, the real question is which one she'd choose for herself.

I would want an oppai loli, a pudgy one, a very muscled one, and a strongfat one.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16570895

>>16570873
My apologies. But to your point, while I have noticed there seems to be a drought in most writings or art, it doesn't seem to deter a discussion about how this-or-that a specific handful of the old creators seem to have been at least once every thread, particularly in regards to the lilim creators.

>> No.16570897

>>16570889
I remember a fair amount, but still can't remember most.
Some are impossible to forget, like Moose's saga.

>> No.16570899

>>16570857
Noramlly you wouldn't have to worry about bullying Ryus, but since this one hangs out with a lilim she is quite powerful and got quite the attitude. The lilim sends some dark matter bombs to the Ryu's shrine too so she can't help but stop playing and masturbate.

>> No.16570902

>>16570894
I want to milk a cow.

>> No.16570903

>>16570895
They just had that much of an impact.
Or, in case of the Lilims, some guy is going out of his way to shitpost and make them into something more than an idea to either like or be indifferent sbout as you talk about Lich butts or fat bottomed loli Wyverns. It is most likely one guy instigating things, at most three.

>> No.16570904

>>16570899
>Panicking Heibis call their mistress to help.
>"Can it wait? I found this new Handholding Doujin"
>The heibi sighs while her sisters flail about in a panic behind her.

>> No.16570907

>>16570897
The Moose saga is more memorable for its length and flaws though, like the inconsistent behaviour of its characters.
He also copied the entire Dark Knight Rises intro scene for the hell of it at one point, word for word.

>> No.16570913

>>16570889
Plenty of them are at the least serviceable from what I've gleaned given they're coming from amateur writers. And call it indulgent, but I do seem to enjoy the greentexts people come up with within the threads themselves. Truthfully I would say I even prefer them, with a few exceptions. There are one or two writers with pastebins still active that I think have a fine style and grasp of capturing the essence of certain Monster species.

>> No.16570924

>>16570904
Some of the poor Hebis get affected by the dark bombs too. It is said that when they are fighting too hard, the temple gets covered in flames even while it's raining.

Another side effect of their playtime is that the corrupted rain might create Dorome Queens or just a place where Alraunes and Muddies hang out. Chance of rape is 100%

>> No.16570927

>>16570903
>one guy
I hate this mentality. There are far more annoying aspects of the thread, but the "it's just one guy" thing will never stop being silly. Yeah, there probably are vocal anons causing shit, but believing a single person is behind all these opinions you disagree with is just dumb.

>> No.16570928

>>16570924
>All those exhausted heibis with cartoon bandages getting pampered by husbands after a hard day.

It's the only reason they stay.

>> No.16570934

>>16570927
I like how they all respond with the same stock phrases about opinions, yet never actually give a counter arguement to disprove the accusation. If anything, the stock response makes them seem even more plausible for the accusations of being a vocal few being correct.

>> No.16570938

>>16570913
Have you considered writefagging yourself? You seem to have a way with words.

>> No.16570941

>>16570938
I know.
It's like a gentleman orator.

>> No.16570950

>>16570894
I can always rely on you. Thank you.

>> No.16570952

>>16570928
They really want the Ryu to go back to her corruption days, but now she just plays those stupid farm simulators on her phone while waiting for her friend to stop masturbationg so they can play MMOs and shit.

>> No.16570960

Would you guys be fine with some MGK to get back to monster girls?
Or would you rather continue the writefag inquisition?

>> No.16570967
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>>16570960
>inquisition

>> No.16570969

>>16570960
Called it!

>> No.16570972

>>16570967
I love you, mate.
Never change.

>> No.16570975

>>16570969
What?

>> No.16570978

>>16570960
>MGK
Only if i can have tiny little maids that try to be ara ara like momma but fail horribly.

>> No.16570979

>>16570938
>>16570941
That's a bold assumption, yet flattering. I've never thought about it, though I have tossed an occasional post or two into some of the recent slew of greentext. I may consider it if an idea strikes me as serviceable.

>> No.16570982

>>16570960
The answer is dragon.

>> No.16570984

>>16570978
Kiki can fit that role.
So can the Shog under Kiki's bed after assimilating her.

>> No.16570986

>>16570975
It really was you all along!

>> No.16570988

>>16570979
Do consider it.
You have a way with words, which puts you above the others already.

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>> No.16570999

>>16570986
What? The previous posts?
Only one that was me had spoiler text in it.

>> No.16571007

>>16570982
>Dragon Milf
I know, she's so good at baking and smells like fresh baked goods.

>> No.16571019

>>16570984
Can loli shogs use their slime-ish body to fake an ara ara thick body to bully loli kiki?

It is actually terrifying now that i think about it, a loli shouldn't have such power.

>> No.16571020

>>16570838
>In case you're too special needs, let me inform you: HE. HAS. NO. COMPUTER. And posts via phone. He would need to jump through hoops and over many hurdles to post anything bigger than a few paragraphs. Anyone who has phoneposted knows that posting on phones it utter hell to do.
Why the ever living fuck would anybody care, and why are you even defending him.

>Got any more bullshit to spew? Perhaps something about Thunderbrother or Alp?
Neither of those two are even as obnoxious as Chowder is/was and his OC Lilim. Thunderbrother is probably one of the best writers the thread has seen, if a bit formulaic. He's up there (personally) with LDR, ELH, YBA, Peter, and MAYBE, just MAYBE Losenis if I wanted to inflate his ego. TB is also not afraid to call you out on bullshit if he gives you advice on writing and you get combative with him. Alp at least deserves some credit for English being his second or third language and for being as resilient as he is.

Maybe if you didn't have Chowder's dick in your mouth I'd take your overly defensive posting a bit more seriously, but that's your last (You) since you're clearly in need of some Midol and a nice burgundy wine.

>> No.16571027

>>16570996
God I want a monster girl like her.

>> No.16571029

>>16571007
I want her daughter though. I'm sure I wouldn't be fit to be mama dragon's husband.

>> No.16571062
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16571062

For anyone that's feeling it this year, an interesting read that might resonate with some of you. https://philpapers.org/archive/SINPG

And some music too. https://youtu.be/zzPxcziPtqc

I believe that there are people all over the world who are full of love but have nobody to share it with, and that's nobody's fault. Today isn't a day for regrets, or even reflection, really. It's a day for thinking back on the good times, and looking forward to more to come. There's someone for everybody, it's just not something you can cause to happen.

I'd like to raise a glass to all of the romantics out there. Everyone who's got company tonight, everyone who's looking forward to their first taste or their next, everyone who's lost someone important. I wish each and every one of you the best.

If you feel so inclined, we can all post some stories that hit that spot for you. Whatever made you think or feel something strong.

I was planning to write something for today, but I think it's my turn to do some reading. Let's all just appreciate what we've got right here for tonight. Good company and a common interest have to count for something, right?

>> No.16571066

i want to satisfy a zombie dragon womb!

>> No.16571079
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>>16570984
>>16571007
Anyway, let's start this rodeo.
You're Jimmy, and Timmy is still in juve being gang raped in the showers and used as a message board.

Do you attend Kiki's birthday party after being sterilized by her neatfreak Mother?
Do you play dominoes with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Lich's colleague; a Gremlin?
Do you make autistic noises while stabbing donuts at Dragon's Bakery?
Do you go camping with Werewolf and her pretty cool grandpa in the snowy woods?
Do you play around at the local river with Ryu and Mermaid?
Do you dare Ophy to eat two Carolina Reapers at once?
Do you ride on 6th grade Whitehorn's back?
Do you watch Ace Ventura with Mantis?
Do you help Ushi Oni set up some models for her because she'll break those $600+ things otherwise?
Do you pretend to be a knight and rescue Wyvern, who is pretending to be a princess?
Do you watch a historical documentary with Anubis and Pharaoh WITHOUT telling them it's about the fall of Egypt?
Or do you take up that offer for a milkshake that shady looking blue woman is giving you?

>> No.16571084

>>16571066
Functionally impossible! You cannot fulfill that which has no end! Never mind that I share the sentiment!

>> No.16571088

>>16571062
>Possible girls
>TL;DR: There are so many universes that theoretically somewhere there is your dream girl, all alone craving for your specific company in particular
I have read this before and i still can't see the sense behind it, what's the point of knowing all of this if you can't reach into other dimensions anyway? it only fuels the feels.

I wish i was as hopeful as you, anon, i still want to believe.

>> No.16571099

>>16571079
>Do you attend Kiki's birthday party after being sterilized by her neatfreak Mother?
I think you had a bad choice of words there, anon.

>> No.16571115

>>16571099
Technically no, as sterilize can be attributed towards more than just shooting blanks.

>> No.16571120

>>16571062
I do not think I can respond to this post in a manner that is on topic,
care to continue this conversation elsewhere?

>> No.16571121

>>16570369
That's a nice lineup.

>> No.16571125

>>16571079
>Do you watch a historical documentary with Anubis and Pharaoh WITHOUT telling them it's about the fall of Egypt?

Now all I can imagine is a sobbing Pharaoh being comforted by an Anubis who is trying to put on a strong face for her queen, all while a dramatic reenactment of Antony's and Cleopatra's deaths play out on screen.

>> No.16571127

>>16571125
It's beautiful.

>> No.16571128

>>16571088
Everyone has hope. No exceptions. That's something I believe more than anything else.

>> No.16571132

>>16571079
Rescuing the Wyvern of course. That would probably get the attention of the cute dragon.

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>>16570481
Not sure if this is a thread thing.
But I just say she has the biggest tail because there's been this thing about me since /a/ where people say I'm obsessed with big fat tails, so I go along with it.

Also have an angry dragon.
It's kinda lacking in detail where it counts so hopefully it's good enough to post.

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>>16571020
>and MAYBE, just MAYBE Losenis if I wanted to inflate his ego
Ego thoroughly inflated.

>> No.16571137

>>16570996
She's a babe, through and through.

>> No.16571139

>>16571120
Sure, so long as I can still get something good to read. Did you have a place in mind?

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>>16570481
Not sure if this is a thread thing.
But I just say she has the biggest tail because there's been this thing about me since /a/ where people say I'm obsessed with big fat tails, so I go along with it.

Also have an angry dragon.
It's kinda lacking in detail where it counts so hopefully it's good enough to post.

>> No.16571142

>>16571132
You already have her attention. She's got a mad crush on you, bro. Unless you think Dragoncs there too, in which case youcre wrong. She's not there, a pet dog with horns and wing taped into it is playing the role of the dragon holding the princess captive.

>> No.16571145

>>16571084
I promised her i will do it,you will all see

>> No.16571146

>>16571141
Cute Dragon.

>> No.16571149

>>16571141
Draw the steelims with fat tails too.

And noice. Although her head crest thing is a bit odd.

>> No.16571154

>>16571079
>Do you play dominoes with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Lich's colleague; a Gremlin?
Sure, so long as it's not going to be three hours of setting up something extravagant.

>> No.16571155

>>16571142
I swear ' is tsundere for me.
Jesus.

>> No.16571156

>>16571141
You fucked up.

>> No.16571157

>>16571142
Oh. Well I guess the only thing left to do is shoo the dog away by throwing a stick and making him go after it. Then princess carry the wyvern while saying she is safe in my arms with reassuring smile?
Maybe stab the donuts later?

>> No.16571158

>>16571149
It's not done yet, I just thought I'd throw something I was working on.
After this thing I only have one mershark for ELH and then all commissions are done.

>> No.16571159

>>16571136
You still sound like Chekov, though.

>> No.16571163

>>16571156
Oh well, least the name is there.

>> No.16571164

>>16571141
That dragon is a angry cute, though I don't like that crest that much.
Mari has a skinny tail. Illassa is the winner.

>> No.16571165

>>16571154
>Domino Tower of Babel is made in under an hour thanks to Lich and Gremlin's efficiency
>They're proud of their work, even though you got little input on it as a whole
>But you get to cause it to fall, at least

>> No.16571166

>>16571159
сука блять

>> No.16571169

>>16571145
Well, I promised mine I'll do it as well! Now what?

>> No.16571170

>>16571141
Gonna cup her cheeks and make kissy noises

>> No.16571171

>>16571170
You're gonna get punched.

>> No.16571173

>>16571158
So the headcrest isn't done you day, if you and I are not misinterpreting each other?

>ELH Mershark
Everyone's doing or wanting one lately.
I like it.
>are done
Soon.

>> No.16571174

>>16571158
>Mershark
I tried drawing a mershark a few days ago. I remembered that I was really shit a drawing and couldn't get the proportions right.

>> No.16571177

>>16571171
Gonna be worth it.
I've got a desire to prod the bear and no sense of self preservation.

>> No.16571179

>>16571157
Sounds like a plan.
Wyvern will have a great thing to badly write in her diary later.

>> No.16571181

>>16571142
Save Princess Wyvern while Riding the Ushi before we arrive trumphant at kikis birthday bearing gifts.

>> No.16571182

>>16571174
I doodled one a few days ago.
Wasn't bad as long as it is not compared to any other art.

>> No.16571184

>>16571165
Hopefully they won't be too upset once it falls.

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Hellhound tummy rubs!

>> No.16571186

>>16571181
>Ushi Oni mount
I need this.

>> No.16571189

>>16571182
Yeah and I was the one that was going to draw one too.
I guess I can maybe finish her tomorrow or after that.

>> No.16571191

>>16571184
They know it will.
They've accepted that and already took pictures. All that is left is to push one piece over and watch the magic.

>> No.16571193

>>16571179
Can she even write properly with her wing hands? Maybe help her with that too?

>> No.16571194

>>16571189
Wonderful.

>> No.16571195

>>16571186
She's not just a mount, she's a trusted companion!

>> No.16571197

>>16571193
She writes with her feet.
Cursive in 3rd grade will be a nightmare.

>> No.16571205

>>16571195
I don't doubt that.
>On Ushi Oni friend's back pretending to be a knight
>Potlid shield
>Broom lance
>Go around town jousting CC monsters in their butts and running off before they can even yell at us

>> No.16571213

I want a bunch of maids, and I want to keep them all pregnant on a rotation so that at least one of them is pregnant at any given time.
I will breed an army of maids.

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What the hell is this giant snake thing that hangs around the pharaoh in her MG profile anyways?

>> No.16571221

>>16571173
Well I mean with ELH writing Mershark I'm down one candidate for underwater healing story on the backlog.

Piss. PLANET PISS.

>> No.16571223

>>16571191
That's good, I don't know how I would be able to handle a Lich, Elf-Wight and a Gremlin all getting upset at once.

>> No.16571225

>>16571205
Indeed, that's the very definition of childhood right there.

>> No.16571232

>>16571139
does cross linking still work?
>>>/r9k/34878811

>> No.16571235

>>16571223
With sweets, I imagine.

>> No.16571238

Ahhh, finally home.
I wish to continue discussing Dragon Zombies.

>>16571205
Legendary across the entire cul-de-sac! Indefatigable in their sacred quest for baked confections! It's the noble Sir Anon and his loyal steed, Ush-Barra!
In today's episode, they once again encounter the wicked Miss Ballina, that sinister Demon who chased them seven blocks after they knocked over her briefcase Thursday before last! What will our heroes do this time?!

>> No.16571239

>>16571197
Mind as well help her write it.

Have her speak the word out loud to me so I can write ger daily adventures.

>> No.16571240

>>16571235
But that might reinforce bad behavior.

>> No.16571241

>>16571213
Somehow this reminds me of that Khorne Kiki story.

>> No.16571244

>>16571220
It's her poor husband. /tinfoil hat Pharaohs are part of the chaos family.

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Elf knights! Fighting to defend their little brothers and squires! Pure, incorruptible bulwarks of strength and skill!

>> No.16571246

>>16571221
Why not still write her?
Itcs not like he'll forever set the standard for them with his story. Even as a terrible writefag myself, I still go out and try writing what I want to write regardless. It just happens I end up filling the only niche mostly untouched by the thread at large: Comedy, even if it's cheap.
Either way, write what you want to write, even if the girl is popular, unpopular, being written by a superior writer, or is the flavor of the day.

>> No.16571249

>>16571220
I've always headcannoned it to be a sort of manifestation of a Not!Egypt god that provides guidance for the Pharaoh, but otherwise I've got no fucking clue.

>> No.16571250

>>16571225
Right until you poke the Hellhound officer's butt.

>> No.16571255
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16571255

>>16571245
>Incorruptible
Aww!

>> No.16571256

>>16571173
Yeah that's right.
He swapped one of his older commissions to memshark.
And I love her design, so I had no problem with it.
I hope to see more memshark around as time goes on.

>> No.16571257

>>16571245
Somehow my mind can't compute Elves and heavy armor in the same idea, i always saw the slim bastards as leather-wearing archerfags.

Not sure if too vanilla or if i have good taste.

>> No.16571261

>>16571250
>Implying we haven't started the best part of the game.

>> No.16571264

>>16571240
Lich is too old mentally for that.
Gremlin is Gremlin.
Elf-Wight would smother you regardless if you do or don't.

>> No.16571265

>>16571239
Cruel but I approve.

>> No.16571272

>>16571246
Because honestly the whole idea behind her being a potential candidate was a tongue in cheek joke about Nurse Sharks

>> No.16571273

>>16571257
>i always saw the slim bastards as leather-wearing archerfags.
Which is why they need to train their bodies relentlessly! And it's their squires who help them!

>>16571255
They already have their cute squires and don't need husbands

>> No.16571275

>>16571255
I hate Demons!

>> No.16571277
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16571277

>>16571245
>Bulwark
>Stilettos while wearing plate armor
>No chest plate or helmet
>No muscles to swing that claymore
That little slut's gonna tip over the second she tries to swing at someone. And that's assuming she doesn't take a dozen venom spikes right in her exposed tits. She'll be a cock-hungry dark elf after one battle.

>> No.16571278

>>16571250
What can she do? rape me?

Jokes on her, i'm too shota to be raped.

>> No.16571280

>>16571256
>memshark
Hey, I'm the one who is supposed to mistpe things in this conversation.
And I love the design too. Really enjoyed doodling her for the most part. I might do so again, provided I'm even still welcome here in the future.

Any little tidbits you can share about his commission, or is it complete hush hush until finished?

>> No.16571281

>>16571264
But they might gain weight.

>> No.16571282

>>16571278
tickle torture

>> No.16571283

>>16571079
Shady blue woman's milkshakes

>> No.16571284

>>16571272
Do a doctor Octopus then.

>> No.16571285

>>16571241
この 私 だ.

>> No.16571286
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16571286

>>16571277
Please, they use their natural speed and agility to avoid what their armor can't deflect, of course!

>> No.16571287

>>16571261
So begins Jimmy's quest to get revenge on Timmy's behalf.

>> No.16571290
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>>16571275
Not as amusing.
Not amusing at all.

>> No.16571293

>>16571287
Indeed.

With his trusty companion and the beautiful princess wyvern, we shall avenge our fallen comrade.

>> No.16571295

>>16571281
>Healthy Elf Wight whose ass got plump
Mansweatingprofusely.gif

>> No.16571299

>>16571290
Good, it's not supposed to be. Demons are rude women that deserve to only be fucked with a condom on.

>> No.16571300

>>16571293
>Jimmy going around town on Ushi's back, poking policewomen butts while shouting "AHA!" like Lancelot

>> No.16571303

>>16571277
That elf scares me, she is way too lewd.

>> No.16571304

>>16571283
She doesn't have a cup on hand, so you'll just have to use her body

>> No.16571308

>>16571300
I imagine a few will ara ara, which may make princess wyvern and companion ushi suspicious of their motives.

>> No.16571311

>>16571308
They run from them either way.
Although the Succubus one moaning lewdly creeped them out.

>> No.16571315
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16571315

>>16571303
Would you feel better without all the lewd clothes & tattoos on?

>> No.16571317

>>16571311
Such strange creatures....

Regardless, the three of them will ride onwards towards justice!
Until Wyvern hits a massive growth-spurt and she can carry ushi and him for short distances, allowing flyby attacks.

>> No.16571319

>>16571315
>heart pasties
I feel better, is one way of saying it.

>> No.16571320

I want to stick my hand down the back of a MG police woman's pants and grope her butt. I don't care how much prison time I'll face, I really want to do it.

>> No.16571324

>>16571315
But that's even lewder!

>> No.16571325

>>16571284
Well, if I do anything I'll just have some other people help proof it if they have the time/I actually get to it and send it off to the Wordpress directly. Since honestly I don't want to waste the time and effort posting my stories to this place here anymore, which is a grave I dug for myself. No offense to you all.

>> No.16571326

>>16571317
Growthspurt for a Wyvern just means a bigger behind.

>> No.16571328

>>16571282
Patrician-tier fetish anon!

>> No.16571333

>>16571326
AND muscles with a wingspan.

She's gonna have a figure to go with that behind.
Ushi will get bit as well but she was always big anyways.

>> No.16571335

>>16571320
Anubi won't arrest you if you make them cum with your hands.

>>16571325
>others proofing your stuff
I'd die of embarrassment.

>> No.16571339

>>16571333
Sadly, Wyvern will end up petite.
Ryu on the otherhand ends up a "giant" in terms of tail length and torse height.

>> No.16571341

>>16571335
I don't want to go after something small like an Anubis, anon. I want to go for something like an Ogre.

>> No.16571343
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16571343

>>16571324
Better? Now everything is covered up, tucked nice and tight in her bodysuit.

>> No.16571347

>>16571339
Eh, thats fine.
Just means she'll fit on the back of ushi easier.

>> No.16571350

>>16571277
>>16571315
>>16571343
Damn it, anon, how can an elf be so lewd? human libido can't keep up with such lewdness.

>> No.16571351

>>16571341
Ogre's will like you being a cheeky fuck, I imagine.

>> No.16571354

>>16571347
And be funsized for after prom night.

>> No.16571357

>>16571343
Damn this stupid Elf and her lewd body. I bet she would be able to make a god damn tracksuit look lewd as fuck.

>> No.16571361

>>16571343
Help me the lewdness is becoming too much. I might even be forced to overcome my social awkwardness and ask her out for dinner.

>> No.16571362

>>16571351
Is that before or after she punches me in the throat?

>> No.16571366

>>16571362
After if you do it again.

>> No.16571367

Car broke down at a stop sign, and first thought I had was "Damn these bratty Gremlins"

thanks /mgg/

>> No.16571376

>>16571366
By "again" does that mean if I grope her ass again or does she mean if I touch her in general again?

>> No.16571377

>>16571354
True.
She could rest atop ushi before Timmy dives in.

>> No.16571378

>>16571367
>Car broke down
Watch out anon, this is a typical rape technique some of the most intelligent monster girls pull, you better not leave that car until morning.

>> No.16571387

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, while its possible to 'dual mount' with a nightmare and a dire harpy, it may not be worth it if they squabble too often.
That and nightmares may or may not be able to fly already, rendering the harpy pretty much unnecessary except for being an emergency parachute.

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>>16571361
If all you wanted was to eat with her, all you had to do was ask. I'm sure she'd be happy to bring you a drink and some food.

>> No.16571394
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16571394

Someone help, I have a fetish for armored waifus

>> No.16571396

>>16571378
>anon goes to retrieve car next day
>begins driving back after repairs
>glances in rear view mirror
>sudden eye contact with trio of Gremlins hiding behind back seat

I'd probably run off the road.

>> No.16571400

>>16571392
This outfit makes zero sense. It's like she's just begging for me to rape her.

>> No.16571410

>>16571378
I don't understand you.

>> No.16571415
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16571415

>>16571304
I'll accept her body for milkshakes

>> No.16571424
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16571424

>>16571400
You're certainly a quick one, anon.

>> No.16571431

>>16571396
Why did you say this.
I'm not broken car anon but I have an irrational phobia of the unknown.
I get very nervous around mirrrors, covered or darkened windows, doorways, etc.
I live alone in frozen horror land so that fear has long extended to the woods around my house and unseen areas around my car.
And then you had to go and add this.

>> No.16571436

>>16571424
I can't fucking help it, look at her for fucks sake. Everything about that god damn Elf makes me want to rape her senseless.

>> No.16571450

>>16571424
Jokes on her!
No rape here!
Only tender loving!

>> No.16571454

>>16571450
Followed by a white shower

>> No.16571455

>>16568935
Gonna release this ancient evil!

>> No.16571458

>>16571415
>drinking a milkshake off a demon as she positions her legs to turn her inner thigh area into a pseudo cup
Lewd. Ice Queens and Yuki Onna probably do the same thing.

>> No.16571465

>>16571431
But anon, don't you know that with crafty MGs like Gremlins they are always right behind you

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16571469

>>16571458
>Her face as you're getting near the end of it and notice she's not wearing underwear

>> No.16571475
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16571475

>>16571458
Would a Glacie thigh cup be like having a frosted mug?

Also, more of a titty cup man, myself.

>> No.16571478

>>16571469
I wouldn't sign any contract a Demon gave me unless I had a Tanuki look it over.

>> No.16571479

>>16571469
>She urges you to find the cherry too
>but you never saw her put any in before pouring it on herself...

>> No.16571482

>>16571469
Keep drinking, even after it's all gone.

>> No.16571483

>>16571475
Probably.

Both are grand.

>> No.16571490

>>16571479
>N-no, its there alright...
Devilish

>> No.16571494

>>16571458
>she positions her legs to turn her inner thigh area into a pseudo cup
I want this except with fancy alcohol and a Wight.

>> No.16571500

>>16571479
Gonna have to go spelunking to get that cherry.

>> No.16571503
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16571503

Oh my, you didn't come all the way to the Mist Continent just a catch a glimpse of a Kakuen's impressive rear end, did you?

>> No.16571506

>>16571458
>>16571494
>Zombie Dragon, Raiju or JubJub thighcup
Ma'am, there's something funny about my drink

>> No.16571510

>>16571503
I came to capture a Kakuen to use her ass as a bongo.

>> No.16571513

>>16571494
>>16571506
What does undead puss puss taste like?

>> No.16571517

>>16571494
Wight with a fancy wine.
Lich with a cocktail.
Yuki Onna with an irish milkshake.
Kiki with vodka.

>> No.16571522

>>16571513
Like unundead puss, but without the tuna smell or aftertaste.

>> No.16571525

>>16571517
Well now I'm expecting a complete list. Or at least for my favorites.
>>16571522
As if I needed even another reason to love Dragon Zombie

>> No.16571528

>>16571503
Of course not, I would have come to fuck a Kakuen's impressive rear end.

>> No.16571532
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16571532

>>16571510
Go for the tail!

I want that booty!

>> No.16571540

>>16571525
Fairies with champagne.
Ogre's with mead.
Kunoichi with sake.
Salamander with everclear.
Hakutaku with some aged as hell wine from some historical event.
Dragon with irish cream.

>> No.16571545

>>16571540
Slime with straight ethanol

>> No.16571546

>>16571540
And what for Kitsune?

>> No.16571547

>>16571525
Natural/as is for Dragon Zombie.

>> No.16571549

>>16571540
I'll take the Kunoichi with sake.

Nothing like a passionate, hot Zipangu night, where I slowly lap chilled sake off her exposed body.

>> No.16571550

>>16571546
More Sake.

>> No.16571552

>>16571549
Well now I want that too.

>> No.16571553

>>16571549
Until you activate her springloaded kunai trap in her panties and get necked.

>> No.16571556

>>16571546
You know those really strong drinks you can set on fire? She does that with her fox-fire.

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>>16571546
Same as Kunoichi, but with a side dish of delicious fried tofu.

>> No.16571564

>>16571553
It's just demon silver, won't hurt a bit.

>> No.16571567

>>16571556
Not bright unless she wants to remove hair via flames.

>> No.16571568

>>16571556
>ywn share a flaming shot with your Kitsune on Valentine's day
Time to hit the bottle

>> No.16571569

>>16571564
Will still scare the shit out of you.

>> No.16571570

>>16571564
So what does demon realm silver do anyways? Does it make edged weapons blunt?

>> No.16571572

>>16571570
It makes whatever it's applied to effect one's sexual Stand instead of their physical body

>> No.16571573

>>16571569
That's why you sexually assault her for doing such a thing.

>> No.16571575

>>16571570
Makes you bleed spirit energy instead of blood. It's painless too.

>> No.16571576

>>16571570
It makes them sort of ethereal, where they pass through your body and harm* only your spirit

*make really horny

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>>16571567
Magic, anon. Does the body good.
All these girls would probably insist on getting your White Russian.

>> No.16571580

>>16571577
Well then, the dude abides

>> No.16571583

>>16571220
>>16571249
I'm pretty sure KC said the snake is a tamed demon realm beast that serves as the Pharaoh's familiar, chances are other pharaohs don't have snakes but some other animal serving the same purpose.

>> No.16571588
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16571588

I wonder if sneks were real if I would have any more interest in persuing a relationship

>> No.16571590

What drink would a Mantis have you drink out of her thighs?

>> No.16571592

>>16571590
She'd just stare blankly at you for suggesting it.

>> No.16571593

>>16571590
grasshopper

>> No.16571596

>>16571590
Bloody mary

>> No.16571597
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16571597

>Playing Pathfinder with the boys
>Brutally murder a wendigo that had been plaguing the party for almost a year
>MFW on the outside
>MFW on the inside when I realized what I'd done
I never even tried making friends or feeding it. Can I ever be forgiven?

>> No.16571603

>>16571592
But they do that for everything.

>> No.16571607

>>16571597
Depends what the Wendys alignment was. Good and Evil aren't abstract concepts in Pathfinder, but actual measurable quantities that award power and boons. If she was Evil, can't be helped.

>> No.16571609

>>16571603
Jiiiiiiiii

>> No.16571612
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>>16571583
Specifically he said:

> It is a kind of "Mamono(demon) Realm Beasts", told in the Monster World Guide II. Though they have large body, they are calm and smart creatures. By using the mana of the Pharaoh, they can be the weapon of their masters, and support their use of magic.

>> No.16571613

>>16571609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA

>> No.16571618

>>16571612
The snake staff of Jaffar comes to mind.

>> No.16571624

>>16571613
https://youtu.be/n9lzsF0PrJE

>> No.16571636

>>16571618

Snake shoots a circle of flames around the hero as the pharaoh watches.

>Hero: "Why don't you fight me yourself you cowardly slut?!"

Pharaoh walks through the flames.

>Pharaoh: "Oh, a slut am I? Why don't we see just how slutty I can be?"

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16571650

>>16571607
Well I mean it was kind of running around making people go cannibal including one entire village, but they were only elves so it's okay and it was the reason my character hadn't slept for most of the year but at the same time, HAWAWAWAWA.

>> No.16571654

All that sex slave/mindbreak Zombie Dragon talk earlier and no one made a 'How to train your dragon' joke. I'm disappointed.

>> No.16571656 [DELETED] 

>>16571256
I wouldn't say it's hush hush, just a mershark with some different hairstyle and maybe a little feature change or two.

>> No.16571657
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16571657

>>16571636
>Engage in a fuck-off with a busty brown desert queen in a ring of fire as her servants all watch
>If you win, you become the king with the beautiful desert flower as your queen
>If you lose, you become her personal pleasure servant
>It's basically the same thing, you just don't get to boss around her jealous Anubis as much

>> No.16571660

>>16571650
I love big wendigos, i hope its tight in her coat

>> No.16571662

>>16571280
I wouldn't say it's hush hush, just a mershark with some different hairstyle and maybe a little feature change or two.

>> No.16571666

>>16571656
>>16571662
How embarrassing

>> No.16571675

>>16571654
I believe it was just myself and one or two other individuals. It can't be helped. Quite exciting nonetheless.

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>>16571660
Big Wendigos need more stretchy meat to keep them full though

>> No.16571685

>>16571680
A midnight snack!

Cute!

>> No.16571691

>>16571680
hmm, i want to roleplay as stretchy meat so she'll bite and nibble on me

>> No.16571703

>>16571666
What is?
Putting the wrong reply number?

>> No.16571705
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16571705

Sorry I'm late, hope you had a good valentine's day, Anon.

>> No.16571708

>>16571703
its joke

>> No.16571710

>>16571705
Thanks naav

>> No.16571711

>>16571705
I didn't, but thanks for the Lich, she's very cute. Good work.

>> No.16571712

>>16571705
Can we shower you with money yet?

>> No.16571716

>>16571705

>>16571711 Yeah, this
Sell out dammit!

>> No.16571730

>>16571712
>>16571716

Possibly at the end of the month, no guarantees.

>> No.16571748

>>16571660
I mean, her husband is the coat, right? He could make it as tight as he wanted.

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>>16571705
>pointed ears
Nice addition to this little bottom heavy cadaver.

>> No.16571769

>>16571705
>.png
Was the background intended to be transparent?

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>>16571748
I think you mean the husband is "inside" the coat/cloak. Wendigos have the cloak even when unmarried, they're just smaller.

>> No.16571775

>>16571705
>>16571759
No more Liches.

>> No.16571776

>>16571705
I didn't. I got told to wait until tomorrow to be notified if I got the job, again. I then thought it would be redeemed by playing with the dogs. My relatives then give me shit for every minor transgression. And then my dad decides to be a dick and keep my passport hostage when I don't act exactly how he wants. And this happens after I spend time with the dogs they never spoil and help my grandmother around the house all day. I swear it's like the minute I do something wrong every good thing I do doesn't even matter in my evaluations.

This is why I obsess over my Raiju waifu. At least she treats me decently.

>> No.16571783

>>16571775
You want to run that by me again brohan?

>> No.16571789

Mike "Scalp the Alp" Pence
I don't mean anything by that, I just thought of it and thought it was funny.

>> No.16571791

>>16571789
6/10
rhymes but very minor chuckle

>> No.16571793
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16571793

>Haven't been able to check threads in a week or so
>5000+ posts to go through now
These threads are so fast now

>> No.16571801

>>16571783
No more Liches. They are too lewd.

>> No.16571802

>>16571759
Cute Elf Lich!

>> No.16571803

>>16571793
the last one was lewd on levels not seen in a while, you missed out

>> No.16571805

>>16571793
Last thread was fun
Start of this one was cancer mostly

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>>16571793
You missed out on some fat-bottomed Wyvern loli action mang.

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>> No.16571821

>>16571812
What a little bitch, losing to a regular Mousegirl!

>> No.16571823

>>16571811
There was even more after that later in the thread with her in her teenage years

>> No.16571825

>>16571793
We went through the intricacies and fundamentals of BDSM and how it increases the limits and intimacy of the couple. It was a really enjoyable discussion where even though there were disagreements it was more "you see this is why you need a safe word beyond basic safety measures, it's also a trust thing" rather than "what are you stupid you ignorant kink guy?"

>> No.16571830

>>16571825
I wouldn't try that conversation again if it wasn't 330~430AM and nearly-dead, as it seemed later on a few people were perturbed by it, but it was nice to shed some insights.

>> No.16571841

>>16571830
It's kind of weird how even though there's only 100~ of us at a time for over a few years we still haven't figured out how to get along.

>> No.16571844

>>16571812
Maus Hills is not to be taken lightly, even for a noob zone.

>> No.16571846

>>16571841
>we still haven't figured out how to get along.
Were we trying? I'm not sure we were.

>> No.16571853

>>16571841
Someone can hate you for a moment when you're talking about something that triggers them then be ripping and enjoying a greentext or conversation with you ten minutes later
Or even at the same time, if you participate in multiple 'conversations' at once. Once you've internalized that context you don't get bothered so much by the occasional errant complaint or as seen at the beginning of this thread freakout.

>> No.16571857

>>16571823
I don't believe that was compiled unfortunately.

>> No.16571858

>>16571857
Well then someone should get on that
It was quite hot

>> No.16571861

>>16571769
There was supposed to be a colored background but changed it white in the end, if you want I can upload a transparent or colored version to imgur.

>> No.16571880

>>16571858
I second this notion.
>>16571861
No problem then.

>> No.16571909

>>16571812
Martial arts vs marital arts?

>> No.16571910

4 man party

Shoggoth Assassin
Cupid Sniper
Mershark Muscle
I'm the Bard

Your turn.

>> No.16571914

>>16571910
Dragon Zombie
Dorome
Hobgoblin
I'm the teacher

We ditch adventuring and just chill around doin' simple minded things

>> No.16571915

>>16571914
Ohoho not bad

>> No.16571917

>>16570466
Why does everyone keep trying to guess which person in the thread is Alp? It's weird.

>> No.16571921

>>16571915
I thought so, yeah. Who needs adventuring? Or books for that matter.

>> No.16571926

>>16571910
Pot Devil Rogue
Umbrella Girl healer
Lantern girl mage
I'm the one who remembers.

>> No.16571932
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16571932

>>16571926
Underrated girl

>> No.16571935

>>16571926
Exotic!

>> No.16571947

>>16571932
A lot of the earlier girls need updated art

>> No.16571949

>>16571914
>So why do the Goblins respect the Hobgoblins and give them priority during sex? It may be hard to believe but according to the Goblins themselves the terrifying logic goes like this: "breasts...amazing."

Maybe Goblins aren't so dumb afterall

>> No.16571954
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16571954

>>16571947
I'd even settle for just higher resolutions of their profile pics
Makes making group pics or wallpapers so much more particular

>> No.16571958
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16571958

>>16571910
Mimic vault guardian
Danuki merchant
Redcap berserker for protection
I drive the wagon.

>> No.16571963

>>16571910
Holstaur Healer
Minotaur Berzerker
Hakutaku Mage
I'm the Knight

>> No.16571968

>>16571963
Party Name: Lactose Intolerant

>> No.16571972
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16571972

>>16571910
Swiss Holst ( 10 ft Mega variety)
"Texan lomghorn"Minotaur (dire, naturally)
"merino" Weresheep
French "Alpine" Satyros
and I think imma just stay on the farm and enjoy the nice weather and beautiful golden scenery right by the ocean

>> No.16571977
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16571977

It appears it's cow time

>> No.16571984

>>16571910
Wight knight (no pun intended)
Lich alchemist
Vampire rogue
I'm their prisoner

>> No.16571986

>>16571977
Cowabunga!

Surfing holstaur in a too small wetsuit when?

>> No.16571989

>>16571910
Shoggoth cat burglar
Mindflayer infiltrator
Wendigo brow beater
In this life of intrigue, I carry the Nachos

>> No.16571993

>>16571986
There's always room for more cute holsts doing cute things

>> No.16571994
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16571994

>>16571968
I would do my damnedest to earn two nicknames, to people who have heard of our group I will be known as 'The Matador', in the privacy of our group the girls will call me 'The Bull'.
>>16571972
Very nice taste.
>>16571977
The best time of the day.
>>16571986
When 'the waves are right' as she put it.

>> No.16571999

>>16571994
>to people who have heard of our group I will be known as 'The Matador', in the privacy of our group the girls will call me 'The Bull'.
What a stud! That's a lot of beef to 'handle' though. What's your secret?

>> No.16572000

>>16571910
Lich Necromancer
Mantis Hunter
Automaton Tank
I'm the Warrior.

>> No.16572004

>>16571910
Bubble Slime Plague Tank
Thunderbird Shock Trooper
Kobold Party Face
I'm the guy who never fights fair. Together we go on simple adventures that spiral out into utter insanity.

>> No.16572005

>>16571994
Imagine a dark skinned Ankole Watusi mino if you would

>> No.16572008

>>16572004
>Bubble Slime Plague Tank
>not Fume Knight

>> No.16572011

>>16571910
Party Name: Fluffy Tail

Inari as the Mage
Jinko as the Muscle
Kikimora as the healer
and Me as the Archer

Together we go on wonderful adventures and spread the good word of all things fluffy.

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16572012

>>16571994
That poor man! He needs to be saved from that terrible tentacled creature! Quick, call a wonderful tentacled creature!

>> No.16572013

>>16571910
Demon Wizard
Apophis Cleric
Hellhound Tank
I'm a Pyromancer

>> No.16572016

>>16572011
touch fluffy tail

>> No.16572018

>>16572008
I didn't want to tell her what her true title is. She already is scary enough with how everyone who faces her is choking on their own frothing spit from poison overdose. I don't need her to start wising up to the fact she is overqualified for this party.

>> No.16572019

>>16571999
A vigorous exercise routine lead by the Minotaur, a healthy diet and plenty of milk headed by the Holstaur, and continuous studies of 'weak points', meditation to increase stamina and help recovery time, and the occasional herbal boost from the Hakutaku.
>>16572005
Unf. Those are some big horns too.

>> No.16572020

>>16572012
Will she let him go?

>> No.16572023
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>>16572020
Haha, aww, that's cute anon.

>> No.16572024

>>16572019
now imagine a beefmaster mino, or, dare you, a belgian blue mino

>> No.16572032

>>16571910
I'd be the Warrior/Tank
My Kobold waifu would be the Archer/DPS
Our Kobold daughteru would be the Healer/mascot

If we really needed a fourth, my waifu's Lich boss would be our Spellcaster/Summoner.

>> No.16572033

>>16572023
He just wants to go home.

>> No.16572037

>>16572023
>My girlfriend's pretty spoiled
I think that sums up my waifu.
If you think for one second that I can resist her making my lap into her seat then you're dead wrong.
You ever seen a Demon give you the puppy dog eyes and the quivering lip? You can't resist that man.

>> No.16572038
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16572038

>>16572033
Such silly things you say! What a comedian!
She'd let him go, very begrudgingly but still. She'd wait every day for him to come back though.

>> No.16572041

>>16572024
That's a lot of beef anon, hope you're prepared.

>> No.16572047

>>16572018
Bubble Slimes have some serious skills and potential to be absolutely terrifying. Thankfully they are simple creatures.

>> No.16572050

>>16569768
>>16569726
Hair>hoods

>> No.16572052
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16572052

>all these adventuring parties
A wild horde appears!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3IVu7vahgQ

>> No.16572057

>>16572037
Hard to make puppy eyes with black sclera, isn't it? I feel like that would just be frightening. But that's cute nontheless.

>> No.16572059

>>16572020
>Will she let him go?
BISMILLAH!

>> No.16572060

>>16572038
But he's scared of the water now. Two incredibly aggressive women tried to drag him into the watery depths in just on day.

>> No.16572062

>Cupids became threadcannon cunts when I wasn't looking
I'm blaming you. Yes you, the faggot who wants a cold bitchy one

>> No.16572065

>>16572052
>>16571914
Quick! Continue sitting around in town!

>> No.16572066

>>16572059
>BISMILLAH!
What does the Arabic word for "In the name of God" have to do with this?

>> No.16572068

>>16572047
I didn't even think she'd be that loyal to me. Like sure we were friends ever since we're young but it wasn't like I made an effort to be that close to her. I shudder to think the day she attains Slime Knighthood.

>> No.16572069

>>16571910
>Bicorn healer/mage/pack bitch
>Succubus bard
>Mantis rogue
I'm the one who has to fight to get up front. Er, I mean I'm the spearman.

>> No.16572072

>>16572041
Of course! like i said,>>16571972
i'd rather stay on the farm with the diverse breeds of girls, not all holsts are holstein types, a nice Swiss girl or aussie Zebu, or a big big beefalo girl! many possibilities, but i'm a sucker for cows, even toed ungulates in general

>> No.16572075

>>16572062
Sorry mate we all need a tsundere love bird in our lives.

>> No.16572076

>>16572060
Yes, but one of them has ink! That's gotta score a couple points, at least.

>> No.16572078
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16572078

>>16572066
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.16572079

>>16572057
But she doesn't play fair! When she starts losing when we play games and she's sitting like that she starts grinding her plump ass on my dick and she knows what that's doing to me!

>> No.16572083

>>16572066
>He doesn't know about Queen
>He doesn't know about Bohemian Rhapsody
Shameful.

>> No.16572084

>>16572079
That's when you give'er the old 'bend over the knee and spank'. Works on 90% of all Monstergirls. And by works I mean probably leads to rape.

>> No.16572087

>>16572078
>>16572083
It's called a joke, anons. Everybody in the first world countries knows about Bohemian Rhapsody.

>> No.16572090

>>16571910
Redcap wrecka
Hobgoblin wargirl
Gremlin mechgirl
IM THE BIGGEST, IM THE BOSS!

>> No.16572091

>>16572087
Yeah, and everyone in the third world has lived it! Dohohohoho

Which MG besides Cheshire would fill in for Statler and Waldorf

>> No.16572093

>>16570471
I personally prefer long and sleek tails

>> No.16572094

>>16572091
A pair of wretched old Liliraunes.

>> No.16572095

>>16572052
Me and my herd will be ready.
>>16572072
I also like the idea of there being lots of different races of Holstaurs, makes things very interesting in several ways.

>> No.16572097

>>16572084
But anon, I can't keep playing if I spank her!
Besides, it's not "Demon Rape Slave" night!

>> No.16572099

>>16572068
Best you can hope is to start getting close with her now. Ask her to bathe you with gentle bubbles, they love doing that.

>> No.16572101

>>16572094
>Catty feisty grandma Liliraunes
That sounds really funny actually
>>16572097
Then maybe it's 'Demon naughty maid' day? Think of it as extended foreplay.

>> No.16572107

>>16571825
>We went through the intricacies and fundamentals of BDSM and how it increases the limits and intimacy of the couple.

Some would also argue Chaos transformation does the same thing. But I ain't judging, you can like what you like.

>> No.16572109

>>16572101
Actually, Tuesdays would be "Yandere Demon Idol" night.

>> No.16572111

>>16572097
That's why you should have gone with Dragon Zombie. Every night is rape slave night!
Though, you're the hide-and-seek Demon fellow, correct? Perhaps a scheduling change is in order.

>> No.16572115

>>16571910
Video games are silly.

>> No.16572117

>>16572107
Not everyone's waifu can peel back the fragile trappings of mortal man to meld with them beyond the veil.

>> No.16572119

>>16572115
Tabletop is good though.

>> No.16572120

>>16572111
But I like Yandere Demon Idol night.

>> No.16572122

>>16571163
Hows your floating city, and the reverse-monolith crater going?

>> No.16572126

>>16572115
You're right, a party needs 5-9 people.

>> No.16572133

>>16571220
A polymorphed red lamia retainer. Or that's what I like to think anyway.

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>>16572101
They would hang out in an old flower by road, lounging in the sun all day, and making snide jokes to everyone who passes.

>Do you see that young man pulling the cart? What a hunk he is. Every week, he gets stronger.
And every week, your eyesight gets worse!
>Dohohohohoho
Dohohohohoho

>> No.16572142

>>16572109
>>16572120
Oh was that short scene yours as well? It was quite appeasing. I was unaware there were recurring scenarios on the docket between you both. I presume they pick up where the last one left off so as to avoid repetition?

>> No.16572145

>>16571257
Depends on where you're taking your inspiration from.

I can't see forest elves as anything other than archerfags or barbarian types. But high elves? In their magic and majestic cities? I can totally see them in full plate, doing their duty.

>> No.16572147

>>16572140
Do NOT sexualize Statler & Waldorf.

>> No.16572149

>>16572099
For the sake of the group I'll risk becoming an addict.
>>16572107
Okay now with the perspective of BDSM, trust and transformation, I'm more amicable to Chaos monster girls. Not enough to say that I'd want to be a squid, yeti, spider and whatnot but enough to understand why some would want to w/o necessarily being a furry.

>> No.16572151

>>16572140
kek

>> No.16572154

>>16572140
>Hey sexy plant ladies, you don't have a husband huh?
>1 "Nah, he's off getting us some lemonade"
>2 "But you're the one that's thirsty!"
>"Dohohohohoho!"x2

>> No.16572158

>>16571540
>Ogre
>Mead
>Not cheep beer
The only girl who is deserving of having mead drunk out of her thigh-cup is Valkyries or Jotunn is KC ever gets around to it.

>> No.16572164

>>16572149
To be honest. I wouldn't mind real light BDSM on me by my waifu. Not sure about the "intimacy" and "trust" aspect.

>> No.16572165

Fat bottomed spiders.

>> No.16572167

>>16572142
Yeah I wrote that one.
Every sunday morning we decide what roleplays we're gonna bust out that week.
She always gets her way when it comes to cosplay sex on Sunday. I'm not complaining about her dressing up as Morrigan, Shamsiel or a number of other characters and fucking my brains out though.

>> No.16572168

>>16572154
>Their husband is just a laid back somewhat older retired farmer guy that just likes lazin in the sun with them and a dog all day
>They all sell nectar juice and moonshine off the side of the road

Comfy as fuck

>> No.16572170

>>16572164
>Not sure about the "intimacy" and "trust" aspect.
What do you mean when you say "not sure"?

>> No.16572172

>>16572154
>Muster up the courage to ask the ladies on a date

>Wew, finally we've arrived at the theatre! I am so looking forward to this show
Yes! And I already bought tickets
>Are they good seats?
Sure are, on the next train out of town!
>Dohohohohoho
Dohohohohoho

Good thing they serve beer in the lobby.

>> No.16572181

>>16572172
Goddammit anon.

>> No.16572183

>>16572075
I don't.

>> No.16572184

>>16572170
Just not really a fan of BDSM so I can't really understand it.

>> No.16572190
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16572190

>>16572184
Well then you shouldn't try it, lest something bad happens.

>> No.16572193

>>16572167
It certainly seems to exemplify the 'ends justifying the means' adage. I'd hope the outfits are easily washable considering their heavy usage! Does she sew (or I gather in your case 'summon') outfits for you as well? Surely even tailoring would become an intimate process if so.

>> No.16572196

>>16572172
These lilies are bullies of the best variety

>> No.16572197

>>16572190
>bad

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16572199

>>16572197
I'm not going to go down that path.

>> No.16572200

>>16572193
Most of the time she just enjoys "raping" me in costume.
And she makes them all herself. She's big into cosplay.
Honestly when I see her predatory grin as she drags me "kicking and screaming" to the bedroom it's all worth it.

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16572203

>>16572158
what would one drink from the thighs of an Oni? i would asume sake

>> No.16572204

>>16572199
But really what could actually go wrong? If it's not full on BDSM and is just light BDSM then there shouldn't be a problem?

>> No.16572206

>>16572052
A Wild horde of what?

>> No.16572207

>>16572196
Ara ara, look at him run!
>Ah, we came on too strong, and scared the poor boy away.
You know what that makes him?
>Smarter than us!
Dohohohohoho
>Dohohohohoho

>> No.16572208

>>16572206
Judging by that image it's a wild horde of chuuni Centaur fillies.

>> No.16572210

>>16572203
That seems the ggo-to

>> No.16572212

>>16572204
>not full on BDSM
Anon. It doesn't work like that.

>> No.16572218

>>16572210
good, hope she decides to keep my head there after its all gone, with force

>> No.16572219

>>16572200
Well it sounds divine. Or, demonic. Hellish? Not sure what the kosher term is, but inexhaustibly enjoyable in any case!
>>16572203
Sake, however she continues pouring more and more in as you go. Or perhaps she's drinking it herself, and the trails of excess exuding from her lips all the way down her front to the makeshift basin simply add more continuously. In any case, you'd soon be very drunk and very much fucked.

>> No.16572225

>>16572212
Dose it not? So it's all just BDSM? There's not lighter ground?

>> No.16572228

>>16572219
excellent, i believe i shall remove my cloths and get on my back, less risk of her needing to rough me up, not that i would mind

>> No.16572229

>>16572219
The best part's at the end where she can't keep up her illusions while cumming so her hair, skin color and eyes change back to normal.

>> No.16572233

>>16572225
BDSM does not automatically mean going full Hellraiser, anon.

>> No.16572235

>>16572225
There's varying degrees of how soft/hardcore you want. Some is just light tapping, some more rough, and some take it outside of the bedroom, and some are so into the BDSM sex doesn't even factor into the equation.

>> No.16572244

>>16572207
My absolute favorite

>Plant our roots you said.
Hmph
>Grow some fruit you said!
Hmph!
>Now we're stuck in this stupid flower!
Could be worse, we could be stuck in the audience!
>Dohohohohohoho
Dohohohohohoho

>> No.16572247

>>16572235
Well, if I wanted it I'd definitely want it soft. Im not some weirdo who wants it hard it above

>> No.16572248
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16572248

>The Office: MGC

>> No.16572249

>>16572228
That's the ticket. Though be realistic, friend- with the amount she'd have drunk, 'rough' would only be your starting point. Schedule a masseuse, you'll thank me later!
>>16572229
>Mind so wracked with pleasure she loses control of her faculties for a short time
Oh I do so like your taste. How long does she remain in such a stupefied trance? Or is that particular 'interest' not your bag?

>> No.16572253

>>16572244
Why do Statler & Waldorf always work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6I_dKUYyI4

>> No.16572257

>>16572244
>>16572207
These are delightful, by the way. Very easily imaginable.

>> No.16572258
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16572258

>>16572248
"Dicks"

>> No.16572259

>>16572248
Why is she wearing an armband? She's looking more like the very strict boss of the office.

>> No.16572262

>>16572259
>I'm the world's greatest boss. Says so on my armband. My boyfriend bought it for me so it's not official or anything but, you know, it's, it counts for something, right?
>...
>I make people laugh.

>> No.16572264

>>16572262
Sounds like she could be very productive and a fun boss!

>> No.16572265

>>16572253
I don't know, but I lose my shit every time.
>>16572257
Thanks! I like plant ladies.

>> No.16572268

>>16572249
It lasts long enough for her to fall asleep on top of me and start snoring cutely.

>> No.16572269

Do monster-run stores keep lewd items separate from non-lewd items, or do they keep ageplay paraphernalia right next to actual baby products?

>> No.16572276

>>16572269
I think monster run stores wouldn't stock lewd items.
Those are stocked at their sex shops, which are much better than human sex shops.
Think of them like a kinky Toys R' Us if you want scale.

>> No.16572278

>>16572269
> ageplay paraphernalia right next to actual baby products?

I'm definitely not shopping there. Hell no. Nah. And 100% not bringing my waifu or daughteru to a shop that mixes their goods like that.

>> No.16572286
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16572286

a sexy zombie /ss/ a cripple

>> No.16572287

>>16569541
>threads simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>> No.16572289

>>16572287
I T B E G I N S

>> No.16572293

>>16572268
Ah, well that's lovely then.
>snoring cutely
Bah, such creatures shouldn't be permitted such adorable traits!

>> No.16572297

>>16572286
Love Voynich Hotel. It's one of the only two mangas I consider a written masterpiece.

>> No.16572300

>>16572287
That brought me back, Christ.

>> No.16572301

>>16572249
>'rough' would only be your starting point
yes, YES!, i want her to hold me down and pin my arms and obliterate my pelvis and break a few bones while shes violently ripping my virginity from me!

>> No.16572302

>>16572289
>Buff Raiju with facepaint and sunglasses on

>> No.16572304

>>16572287
We could have a whole KDF special episode maybe even a whole series

>> No.16572308

>>16572287
Fuck you man I can't stop laughing. I feel like a trained dog, I laugh at that track on command now.

>> No.16572309

>>16572293
That's not even bringing up her cute little fangs, her catlike smile and the fact that she clings to me like a teddy bear in her sleep.

>> No.16572310

>>16572286
>Please go out with me!

Undead girls are stuck up bitches. They'd probably say no.

>> No.16572316

>>16572310
That one in particular is a real sweety though.

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16572320

>>16572203
Lots of Sake, Anon.

>> No.16572321

>>16572301
All whilst sloppily slobbering in a drunken delirium over your drooling lust-laced face, slurring sensually about how much she'll make you submit. Expect her to pass out atop you at some point. Prayers for your lungs more than anything!
>>16572309
I hope you reciprocate when she does so. Every stroke of her hair, every nuzzling of her scalp is like another bad day erased from her memory. Cherish that blueberry, friend.

>> No.16572322

>>16572316
She's got that blank expression. That doesn't look very sweet.

>> No.16572326

>>16572321
>Cherish that blueberry, friend.
She's gonna get cuddled so good.

>> No.16572327

>>16572322
She says yes next page. It's a little sad though because she's falling apart, so that kid starts visiting every day to help tend to her.

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16572332

>>16572320
Oh my. Did I miss the midnight muscle hour?

>> No.16572333

>>16572321
good, good, i want her to make me her ahegaoing sex slave

>> No.16572338

>>16572333
We're so close, yet so opposite. Still, I can't berate your taste. Just brace for the hangover, if you've any rational mind left. If she's good, you won't.

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>>16572338
wont matter, waking up with a mouthful of oni while shes outcold on top of me would easily cure any hangover and broken ribs

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>>16572340
Onis are for coming down from the mountains to raid for food, alcohol and single men.

>> No.16572373

>>16572363
good, lots of love bites with those fangs that draw lots of blood, then she grates my face against those abs of hers like a cheese grater, then has to decide where to make me lick, abs, underarms, soles, maybe pull of the loincloth?

>> No.16572390

>>16572286
Lachrymarum best sister

>> No.16572391
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>>16572140
Funny stuff anon.

>You travel that road often, but every fucking day. Every single fucking day these old faggots just sit there with those shit eating grins on their face.
>One of these days...

>> No.16572489

>>16571910
Dragon Zombie Deathlord
Anon White Mage
A town's worth of undead minions capable of evolving to their higher forms

We RTS now.

>> No.16572524

>>16572489
Gather more minerals.

>> No.16572570

>>16572363
What a big scary Oni!~

I sure hope she doesn't carry me off to their crude encampment for rough love-making!~

>> No.16572592
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Floral invitation!

>> No.16572605

>>16571910
>Hellhound brawler
>Elf archer/thief
>Dorome tank/mascot
And then there's me in my fancy mage gear ready to heal at a moments notice.
If only that dumb mutt of a Hellhound could understand what "area of effect" then things would go a whole lot smoother.

>> No.16572607

>>16571705
She's FLAT
I'd accept her chocolates nonetheless

.>>16572592
She looks like one of those plant girls that act all innocent and kind but deep down are extremely evil

>> No.16572622

>>16572607
What part of her looks evil, anon?

>> No.16572624

>>16572622
the eyes m8

>> No.16572626

>>16572624
She's a black-eyed pea, anon.

>> No.16572635

>>16572622
>>16572624
Don't forget the thorns

>> No.16572636

>>16572635
She needs to defend herself against rabbits though.

>> No.16572646
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I am annoyed this is the only image I have of a chocolate mouse.

>> No.16572652
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>>16572646
Chocolate... mousse?

>> No.16572655

>>16572652
Well, that is pretty tasty too.

>> No.16572664

>>16572592
>>16572622
>>16572624
>>16572635
>>16572636
Don't forget her being an optional high level boss

>> No.16572665

>>16572652
I want to see a wild monster girl's reaction to tasting chocolate mousse for the first time
Bonus points if she is a Wendigo

>> No.16572738

>>16572665
Are Wendigos foodies?

>> No.16572762

>>16572738
Chocolate mousse makes the girls bigger, so we wants a big wendigo.

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>> No.16572772

>>16572768
Edo...

>> No.16572792

>>16572768
I need to belly rub her.

>> No.16572797

>>16572762
Oh, she's going to be 'big' alright.
I just hope Anon stops her before she gets too big.

>> No.16572859

>>16572797
Chunky wendigos are for cuddling.

>> No.16572860

>>16572768
I want to teach tricks to a Kobold.

>> No.16572865 [DELETED] 

>over 40 minutes
>nobody has called out the furshit
These threads are dying.

>> No.16572870

>>16572865
What?

>> No.16572871

>>16572870
>>16572768

>> No.16572874

>>16572871
Looks like a regular Kobold to me.

>> No.16572878

>>16572874
Chest is clearly covered in fur.

>> No.16572881

>>16572878
I don't see it.

>> No.16572888

>>16572871
I'm more disgusted about the blatant lolishit to be honest.

I like my dogs curvy.

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>>16572859
Big Wendigos are olev

>> No.16572900

>>16569857
>cleaning crabs
>maids
It's not a hard connection to make.

>> No.16572901

>>16572900
So having Cancer as your bath-maid is the new in-thing?

>> No.16572914

>>16572878
It isn't.
exhentai.org/g/838678/18bcb0efa7/

>> No.16572917

>>16571910
Dark Angel Guardian
Dark Priest Healer
Dark Mage Caster
I'm the assassin

>> No.16572920
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16572920

https://twitter.com/Barbariank/status/831678868079669248

Time to convert to the church of Eros.

>> No.16572924

>>16572901
>Having anything else than a squad of Holst maids as your bath-maids
Why have a Cancer when you can have breastbaths?

>> No.16572926

>>16572924
Cows have rough tongues.

>> No.16572929

>>16572895
That they are, although I wouldn't say no to a small, tubby one

>>16572901
That would be nice, although my shower is probably too big for man and her....unless I get an oppai Loli one

>> No.16572934

>>16572920
The dancer that I've gorgotten the name of is delicious. That cheshire is 100%cute too.

If he drawed a cupid I would explode.

>> No.16572935

>>16571910
Wolfu street samurai
Jinko adept
Holstaur decker
I'm the shaman

Maybe we could find a nice Tanuki to act as our fixer too.

>> No.16572942

>>16572935
Sure is Cyberpunk in here.

>> No.16572943

>>16572935
I'd be frightened to see an augmented ushi.

She'd probably have fists like Big O....Although one could always try to turn off her limbs.

>> No.16572947

>>16572935
>No Face adept fixer

Come on man, it's like you don't want to be a smug asshole

>> No.16572948

>>16572943
>augmented ushi
Bump that up to Ushi cyberzombie. Game over, man. Game over.

>> No.16572958

>>16572948
>Cyberzombie Ushi
Oh shit.

I guess all the corps would have two or three as weapons grade 'Fuck Off' buttons.

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>>16572942
Then my work here is done.

>> No.16572963

>>16572961
Cyberpunk 2077 is never coming out

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>>16572961
Sweet ride.

>> No.16572971

>>16572871
>denying your inner furry

>> No.16572975

>>16572920
Bless Eros and Barb for giving us an Apsara with such a likable armpit

>>16572934
That Cheshire is up to no good

>> No.16572978

>>16572914
>Belly rubs while fucking
How degenerate.

>> No.16572979

>>16572961
Clockwork monsters like that one cool Ryu and robutts.

>> No.16572980

>>16572961
>>16572967
This is why I take the mag rails, no werecat street gangs to get in your way.

Just troll tolls and the occasional grabby tanuki businesswoman

>> No.16572982

>>16572967
If she told you to "Get on, there is no time to explain!" would you fall for it?

>> No.16572986

>>16572975
That's for sure. She is already doing something to my heart.

>> No.16572993

>>16572982
Well I mean, it could be important, right?

>> No.16572995

>>16572982
Jokes on her, i will hug her body tight so i don't fall off, also i will take advantage of that and grope her until i'm satisfied.

>> No.16572999

>>16572982
Depends, is the rest of her gang there and, if so, am I in the slums or city proper

>> No.16573002

>>16572995
You are supposed to do that with only White horns. Especially if they are riding a bike.

Yes.

>> No.16573005

>>16572975
I really hope KC does more Eros faction girls soon, they're a bit on the vanilla side for monster girls but they're all so delicious that I don't even mind.

>> No.16573008

>>16572980
>cramped up rail car
>the Mouse in a business suit is sniffing you
>you can't do anything about it
Hidoi.

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>>16572920
>stuff I haven't seen before on his twitter
Nachos are great if you ignore the spider transformation

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>>16572947
Nah, I thought this through and I'm sticking to it. Consider the following:

>you sure I can't convince you to up my cut for this run, anon? I did convince Aries to pay double for that paydata, you know
>I'll make sure you get that new revolver you wanted, somebody owes me some hardware anyway
>I mean come on, you are using one of my hostess bars as a hideout!
>hm, tell you what, you agree to let me increase our base rate, and I'll... well...
>without spoiling it, I'll say that if we made a recording it would make for a very lucrative line of SimSense chips...

You follow my thinking?

>> No.16573021

>>16573008
I blame the city council's 'budget cuts' claim as the reason for why everything is so cramped.

It gets worse when that overweight jinko pencil pusher gets on and is half-covering me while she talks about her old rapeball days

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>>16573021
You ever played it?

>> No.16573025

>>16573008
Public monster abuse is the best though.

>> No.16573033

>>16573008
You can molest other monster girls to compensate the fact that someone is molesting you, it will create a nice chain reaction and everybody will be molesting someone else in that car so you won't feel like the odd one.

>> No.16573040

>>16573018
I do and I think that's how you get a 'surprise' from Aeres security during penetration testing because the Tanuki let slip some info on the grounds she get you if you're caught.

Never date a fixer.

>> No.16573042

>>16573022
Nope, I play that game imported from the great white north.

Hockey

>> No.16573049

>>16573033
It's all fun and games till the Baphomet from Sabbatechnology feels your rod against her head

>> No.16573050

>>16573040
Why would she do that? She can fuck him and make him work for her at the same time.

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>>16570067

http://imgur.com/a/oAmYg

I'm uploading all postcards that are censored on the wiki. It's from the bottom up so you can see any updates when you open it. Hopefully it's decent enough to get linked in a pastebin

>> No.16573064

>>16573008
I can sniff the mouse much more aggressively.

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>>16572967

>> No.16573072

>>16573049
>Baphomet
>using overcrowded public transportation
>not having her own ride

I smell a setup.

>> No.16573074

>>16573050
Probably doesn't want damaged goods from a run gone bad.

That or she's getting offered a healthy check to get a husband AND keep a runner out of the offices

>> No.16573076

>>16573049
Uh... hornjobs?

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>>16573049
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>you will never carry your baphimouto around by the horns

>> No.16573085

>>16573049
>Sabbatechnology
I want to intern there.

>> No.16573095

>>16573072
Of course!

If you bump her with your thing twice then she can claim your making a move on her and you'll be legally obligated to take her out on a date due to 'extreme physical advances without intercourse."

She'll have it all on film and, conveniently, have it happen just when a Black Mass is scheduled to happen

>> No.16573103

>>16573095
They can't keep getting away with this!

>> No.16573105

>>16573076
That's excuse she'll use for claiming you on the bus


>>16573077
That seems unsafe


>>16573085
Just avoid the South America branches and don't go into the 'Arcane Resources' area during a New Moon

>> No.16573111

>>16573095
>small, cute, devious monster girls

Right in my weaknesses.

>> No.16573112

>>16573103
Welcome to MegaCorps

>> No.16573117

>>16573111
It's how they get the job, and you, done

>> No.16573119

>>16571335
>I'd die of embarassment.
I'd rather have others take a look at it to at least get a peer review than toss it to the thread like tossing a bone waiting to be worried by a pack of ravenous dogs. Unfortunately, the most vocal fuckwads are the ones who tend to deafen the actual feedback.

>> No.16573123

>>16573074
If she wanted to sell out her workers, she should have opened a brothel, not been a Fixer. Her reputation is going to tank if they find out.

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would you marry a half dragon?

>> No.16573132

>>16573123
That's a big if.
That and she's probably got a healthy nest egg she can retire on.

Like the plans for Saeder-Krupp's new tires.

She just needs someone in that nest with her

>> No.16573136

>>16573128
What's the other half?

>> No.16573137

>>16573128
What's the other half?

>> No.16573139

>>16573105
If her horns does a loop then the dick goes there.

>Just avoid the South America branches
Why is that?

>> No.16573142

>>16573128
I wouldn't I?

>> No.16573143

>>16573139
Do you want to be the next 'sacrifice' in a ritual?

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>>16573136
>>16573137
human

>> No.16573150

>>16573132
I don't know. The whole thing seems risky just to get a husband.

>> No.16573152

>>16573136
>>16573137
Sentient poo

>> No.16573154

>>16573143
I guess I would rather live my life normally.

The problem is that I live in the south, so dodging them would be hard. Guess I'll have to hide in the big assed kakuens.

>> No.16573155

>>16573149
Why the heck did it clone my post? Whatever.

Maybe if she had a good personality.

>> No.16573156

>>16573143
What are you taking about? The only sacrifices at Sabbatech are ones of time and effort, to bring the highest possible quality products and services at affordable prices to their clients.

>> No.16573157

>>16573149
Hmmmm, this worries me.

>>16573150
Well, it'd be boring otherwise

>> No.16573163

>>16573149
How decadent.

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>>16573095
What other shenanigans MGs would do to make you marry her?

>Anon just finished lifting and about to hit the showers
>steps on her slime and slips straight into the shower stall she's in
>she tells you to take responsibility as your head is stuck between her chest

>> No.16573177

>>16573154
Yeah....
Have fun with that.

They've gotten a tad... 'Big' over the years due to residual demonic energy... And not the normal kind


>>16573156
That's what they all say but I've seen the vids!

>> No.16573180

>>16573173
Oh, I can see many of them doing stuff like that

>> No.16573181

>>16573177
Rest in a huge ass then, my dick.

>> No.16573187

>>16573173
The more meek ones would probably fake fainting or something so you go and help them, and then ask you to take responsibility when you already did "first aid" on them.

>> No.16573191

>>16573181
Yeah, your pelvis is in for a rough ride

>> No.16573194

>>16573177
Next you'll start going on tinfoil rants about black sites and magical experimentation completely off the books.
Don't embarrass yourself, Anon.

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>>16573187
I bet this is how all those mice proliferate their genes.

>> No.16573206

>>16573173
>Dark elf reverse mating presses you
>"Anon take responsibility,you raped me!"

how do i get rid of this

>> No.16573207

>>16573202
Well, that and gangrape.

>> No.16573208

>>16573194
Whatever you say man, whatever you say.

I'd rather propose to the head of Saeder-Krupp than deal with Sabbtechnology

>> No.16573215

>>16573207
Well, if you live in a bad part of town.

>> No.16573219

>>16573191
No need to worry. I started exercising and stuff two years ago so I'm in shape now. The problem will be resisting those perfect shaped and tanned globes. Especially if they start using hotpants and tank tops.

>> No.16573226

>>16573219
Less hot pants and more cutoff jeans

>> No.16573230

>>16573208
>I'd rather propose to the head of Saeder-Krupp
No need to go all crazy.

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>>16573207
Those damn dirty rats!

>> No.16573238

>>16573226
Oh god can they even hold their asses? Fuck I can imagine having a really hard time on the bus where I would have no other choice than to grind on them if I wanted to get out on my stop.

>> No.16573241

>>16573198
I guess it's good they're working on the portal.

>> No.16573250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zljw9gkAlsA

>TFW a Peacock Harpy challenges you to a kenjutsu duel and you have no idea how nip swords work

>> No.16573251

>>16573230
No, I will.

I'll break into her office, fight her security, and give her a wedding band and box of chocolates so I don't have to deal with you shits!


>>16573238
They can hold some of it, but not all

>> No.16573273

would a wight buy casual clothing that accentuattes her stacked rear? like jeans or yoga pants

>> No.16573277
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>>16573273
Wights look elegant in anything. Even rags.

I'd say yes if that's what her husband wants.

>> No.16573283

>>16573251
>courting an ur-bitch of a dragon that probably has cobwebs downstairs because she kills boners and sours the milk in Holsts' tits with a look

I don't know what kind of chips this guy plugged into his head, but someone get him off of them

>> No.16573298

>>16573277
i am asking because i had a short dream were i was alone in a bus and there was a wight in the other side,she saw i was examining her figure and she turned around,grabbed her prominent ass and started squeezing it while making lewd moaning sounds just to get me uncomfortable

sadly i woke up then

>> No.16573306

Gonna skullfuck a Zombie until she turns into a Wight.

>> No.16573307

>>16573298
>Wight taking a bus
>Wight acting so scandalously in public
How degrading. I like your subconscious.

>> No.16573310

>>16573251
I guess the most problematic thing would be if they notice that I'm leaking some precum and the bulge on my pants.
The way kakuens are, I would fall to their teases and flirting.

>> No.16573311

>>16573307
I bet she's trying what this Baphomet in >>16573095 did.

>> No.16573320

>>16573241
Only to throw a quantum bomb through once connection is on.

>> No.16573321

>>16573149
I've thought of something like that before.

But the way she's conceived is maximum /d/ and /tg/

>> No.16573326

>>16573307
maybe shes one of those rebel wights who say "fuck the royal system!"

>> No.16573327

>>16573320
But why?

>> No.16573330

>>16573326
She probably evolved from zombie.

>> No.16573341

>>16573283
No, we're going all the way.

I'll even bring in a kidnapped violinist as well and some well cooked steaks.

I'll even wear a suit and tie!

>> No.16573344

>>16573310
No doubt.
They're gonna climb your 'tree'

>> No.16573364

>>16573344
I can see relaxing in a park and getting surrounded by smug monkeys. Oh god the face sitting would be amazing and the gangrape afterwards even better.

I think I've unlocked the monkey slut fetish. Thanks.

>> No.16573368

Can we take the violent influx of Shadowrun jargon as an indicator that we need more cyberpunk MG art?

Please?

>> No.16573380

>>16573364
Even better.
The muscle monkey cuddle pile you'd find yourself in

>> No.16573381

>>16573368
Modern era MG > Steam puck MG
Steam puck MG is still good tho.

>> No.16573388

>>16573381
Steampunk a shit

>>16573368
Yes, yes we do

>> No.16573389

>>16573381
Medieval setting > modern setting > steam punk setting.

>> No.16573421

>>16573380
I wouldn't resist going there everyday and the teasing about me being addicted to them would make me even harder Even though they would be waiting for me with wet holes all day

>> No.16573445

>>16573388
>>16573389
If we're talking Steampunk as in Thief: The Dark Project kind, that's objectively the best. It's also probably the closest to Canon. KC said Steampunk, Gunpowder, and such were all things in MGE, and Wonderland has a 1850s England aesthetic and is probably the latest time period KC will add, not counting Gremlins and Automatons.

>> No.16573450

>Wight wife used to be a Zombie
>Overhear some other high class undead insulting her due to that at a garden party
>One of them spots you and they quickly hush themselves up because "her commoner husband is right over there"
>20 minutes later they're talking to your wife and acting like her best friends
What do you do, anons?

>> No.16573461

>>16573450
Do they have husbands?

>> No.16573475

>>16573450
Be very passive aggressive. Finds some dirt on them and spread it among their subjects.
Then everyone else will laugh behind their backs as well.

>> No.16573480

>>16573450
Teach wight wife how to shoot lightning and summon GUARDIAN

>> No.16573483

>>16573421
That sounds nice.
Would you make them take responsibility when one gets pregnant?


>>16573445
That's fine, it's the "Wild West with Steam" shit I don't like

>> No.16573484

>>16571662
Like damaged fins to show she's been in fights and a subtle way of showing off her sets of teeth?
Interesting insofar.

>> No.16573496

>>16573450
>kiss woman, very wet-like
>maybe grab all of ass also
>put on war paint
>inform fat bitches that they ain't shit
>beat chest at lesser males
>defeat berry-picker rich men in combat
>go home and make fug-fug

Simple problem, simple solution. Unga bunga.

>> No.16573499

>>16573119
Or in my case, that fuckwad is my only real feedback because every time I ask I get:
>just write more
>write more and you'll get better
>cute
>I giggled
>Write more Wyverns or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
-Or my absolute favorite-
>........................

I once thought about asking fellow writefags here, but I'm pretty sure the ones who would help probably won't.

>> No.16573506

>>16573496
Best response.

>> No.16573510

>>16573450
If they don't have husbands I'd probably tell the wife in private, get some Oomukade venom and slip it in their drinks during the next tea party we invite them to.

They spend the next couple of days locked in the basement with experimental sex toys purchased from the local Lich. When it's time for the next open invite event we hold, place them in stocks and sell their virginities and hand in marriage to the highest bidders.

I'm a spiteful person and revenge, like most things in MGE has a lot of lewd potential.

>> No.16573513

>>16573483
Well, that would be pretty hard to deal with. I would just be fooling around qith them, but would step up my game and change verything to love if one got pregnant.
Time to become a responsible father I guess, though I would rather just be abused by their fat asses.

>> No.16573520

>>16573499
My writing education goes no further than an American public high school level; I am playing this completely by ear and have no advice to give outside of 'don't use saidbookisms' and 'avoid subjective and superfluous adjectives.'

>> No.16573526

>>16573499
>I once thought about asking fellow writefags here, but I'm pretty sure the ones who would help probably won't.
Ask anyways. Even if there's a 1% chance of receiving help, it's better than the 0% chance you're giving yourself by not asking.

>> No.16573536

>>16573520
Not much advice you can give since I don't have a better education as college in the present is now a scam and waste of money.

Said bookisms?
I already know and especially despite the latter.
>Imma write ten paragraphs to describe this damp towel instead of summing it up in one sentence

>> No.16573539

>>16573173
>>Anon just finished lifting and about to hit the showers

I wish.

>> No.16573547

>>16573539
You alp?

>> No.16573569

>>16573526
Perhaps once I will try and muster up the courage to ask my peers(ha) for help.
Provided they don't hate my guts after getting a Bob/Bollocks/Nega-tiered shitposter who is very vocal.

>> No.16573577

>>16572320
Aside from one, Spacezin's imagesets were among the couple good ones in Tokyo Tenma.
Also, that Oni of his lactates.

>> No.16573601

>>16573513
You got it wrong anon, they're the ones tempting you into it.

They are the ones who need to take responsibility

>> No.16573622
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16573622

I want to take the stress out of a dark elf while holding hands and gently breeding her

>> No.16573623

>>16573547
Nah. Just lazy. And the idea of being strong just doesn't appeal to me.

>> No.16573637

>>16573623
Does it appeal to Alp? It would explain a bit.

>> No.16573646

>>16573623
You don't know the value of strength until you have it. Doubly so when you lose it.

Getting dommed by your ripped jinko gf or ex-spetsnaz kikimora maid is great and all, but when two very strong people fuck it's catastrophically fun. Shit gets broken.

>> No.16573656

>>16573646
Eh. Would be nice if I could wrestle sex with my waifu. But I just don't like the idea of being strong.

>> No.16573660

>>16573637
I'm not Alp, anon.

>> No.16573694

>>16572768
>loli trash
>nose
>furry

No

>> No.16573701

>>16573656
Well there's objectively nothing wrong with the idea of being strong, so that's on you.

Strength isn't something that exists for the benefit of the strong. It's there for those who need someone to rely on. It's the choice you make between being a victim or being an opponent. A provider or a dependent. Strenth isn't power over other people, or the ability to force things to happen. It's the power of choice.

You don't have to be strong, but telling yourself you're proud to be weak is a slippery slope.

Life philosophy aside, I want to princess carry a 7 foot tall minotaur and feel her blush. That's as good a reason as any, right?

>> No.16573703

>>16573656
>But I just don't like the idea of being strong
Literal faggotry.

>> No.16573716
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16573716

>>16573499
>I once thought about asking fellow writefags here, but I'm pretty sure the ones who would help probably won't.
Not to sound rude, but have you thought to give your balls a tug and ask you fucking pussy? There's literally four or five writefaggots in the /mgt/ discord who, outside of headpatting memeing and shitposting have nothing better to do with their time. Or you could just ask writefaggots here. But you'll literally never know the answer to the question if you never ask it. Hell, you could even end a post with your story's link in it with "Any feedback to help me git gud would be appreciated" and I'm certain people will actually have some feedback/advice of substance. Don't just come off as the thread never offering you help like that stupid faggot Shoggocks, because that's a quick way to get told 'fuck off' whenever you appear.

That being said, some general tips:

>Avoid said bookisms
This is basically the most important one. Purple prose is one thing in small doses, but pummeling it absolutely violet is revolting.

>LEARN YOUR PRONOUNS
Not so much a joke about idiotic gender studies as letting you know that if you do a same-sex scenario (i.e. Corruption or Yuri like a Liliraune) you're going to run into a problem of differentiating the characters without changing the PoV to 1st or using adjectives to tell them apart.

>Learn the lore and anatomy of the Monster Girl, but most importantly, the human body
You don't have to get overly scientific with it, but at least know the difference between the vulva and labia. Please. I'm begging you.

>Learn from both successful and unsuccessful writers, both popular and amateur like on 4chan
Published authors, especially people like Stephen King, got there by knowing grammatical rules and how to form sentences. You don't have to read him, but the more exposure you get to fiction the better. That way you at least have an idea of how to write stuff down and communicate it better.

For amateur writers, these are the ones I'd personally use ( From TFT, This place, /d/, and even Literotica ) to see how good stories can be written:

Beardicus (TFT)
Belgianon (/d/'s Erotic Fiction Thread; Formerly /tg/; Mileage will vary)
ELH (/mgt/)
Iron-Beast (TFT and /mgt/)
LDR (TFT; Formerly /mgt/)
Losenis (TFT and /mgt/)
ManyEyedHydra (Literotica; Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
MarshAlien (Literotica; Predominantly MILFs)
ParkedBuggy (RIP /mgt/)
Peterdnzl (/mgt/)
Snekguy (Same as Belgianon)
Tarrek (RIP /mgt/)
Thunderbrother (TFT and /mgt/)

Writers I'd say to avoid are as follows:

Bob (TFT; Formerly /mgt/)
Bollocks (RIP?; TFT and /mgt/)
Knuckles (MGE Wiki)
MachineAnon (LITERALLY AN ASSHOLE /mgt/)
NegaWalker (RIP /mgt/)
Sukiru Ikeda (TFT)

Those are just people I've read and therefore don't reflect the entire all-encompassing bit.

>> No.16573725

>>16573701
Sure anon. But I feel like it's just a waste of my time. You can put it like "it's the power of choice" but I don't see that or really care. It's understandable if you want to princess carry a mintotaur. But I'd just prefer to play sports with my waifu. I don't want to build large muscles.

>>16573703
Ok.

>> No.16573753

>>16573601
O-oh.
I wouldn't mind it then. I've got a huge boner for kakuens now and came the entire trip back home in the bus thinking about how nice it would be if I could violate one.
The damage has already been done, I need that ass now.

>> No.16573763

>>16573716
First of all, we don't have a fucking discord. Whatever discord you've been to that claims to be our discord is some bunch of circlejerking faggots with no blessing for their faggotry from here.
Second, don't expect any goodwill from the thread if you post "same-sex scenarios" here.
Third, why are you so familiar with TFT and /d/? Why the fuck would you recommend anything from TFT and /d/?

tl;dr fuck off Bob or whoever of the nondesirables you are

>> No.16573773

>>16573725
Strength isn't big showy muscle tone. It's not necessarily what you bench either. It's what you're able to do.

Sure you can play sports with your waifu, but can you give her a run for her money despite her tiger-like reflexes? Will it make her want to compete, try harder even? Can you stop a fight between daughterus over who gets to ride on daddy's back by taking all three? Can you grab that dumb motherfucker who slapped your waifu's ass at the club and caber toss him to jupiter? Can you catch her when it looks like she's going to fall down three flights of concrete stairs?

Putting in the work and getting that little bit more out of yourself isn't just useful, or liberating, but it shows you care about those who rely on you.

When the time comes where not having the strength to do what you want happens, you'll think differently.

>> No.16573781

>>16573763
>this

I've noticed faggotry like that seeping into the thread and it's fucking annoying.

>> No.16573793

>>16573773
>Can you stop a fight between daughterus over who gets to ride on daddy's back by taking all three?
>Monster of immense strength and ultra-agressive attitude like a hellhound, manticore, oni, etc, who only fears one thing in life
>Dad and his newspaper
Gave me a gigol

>> No.16573805
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16573805

How would a dom MG react if husbando snapped one day saying how he is treating him too harshly and showing all the scars he got on his body from the abuse?

>> No.16573811

>>16573793
Well dads get an automatic +3 to strength rolls, so yeah.

>>16573805
>Do you even lift, dearest?

>> No.16573813

>>16573773
>but can you give her a run for her money despite her tiger-like reflexes? Will it make her want to compete, try harder even?

No I couldn't. But does that matter? Really? I could compete with my waifu in different ways. And not being strong doesn't mean I can't wrestle or anything.

>Can you stop a fight between daughterus over who gets to ride on daddy's back by taking all three?

That can't be too hard? Right?

>Can you grab that dumb motherfucker who slapped your waifu's ass at the club and caber toss him to jupiter?

No I can't. But why would I be in a club?

>Can you catch her when it looks like she's going to fall down three flights of concrete stairs?

Probably could. Couldn't be too hard.

>Putting in the work and getting that little bit more out of yourself isn't just useful, or liberating, but it shows you care about those who rely on you.

Don't they trust me? And I already show I care about the people who rely on me. It's just it seems really boring and a waste of time for me. It doesn't looks like something that would keep me interested. If my waifu made me do it then I'd try my best to please her. I can't really explain it well, it just doesn't seem like something absolutely essential to ms.

>> No.16573815

>>16573805
I don't know. Because only a weak man would do that. A real man would take the marks with pride. And take the pain like a real man.

>> No.16573816

>>16573781
People have been too complacent for too long and are letting shit go that would've never slipped before.

Now we have some retard trying to recruit newfags to his "/mgt/ discord" that DOESN'T EXIST because it's been long agreed that any kind of a circlejerk like that is pure poison for a community on 4chan, giving newfags advice to write yuri shit and pointing them towards fucking TFT and /d/ for writing advice.

>>16573499
Do not listen to the faggot who wrote the wall of text in >>16573716, he's giving you advice from people who have been hated in these threads for fucking years. Taking part in the TFT futa furry circlejerk or trying force some kind of a namefag chat bullshit here are surefire ways you'll crash your reputation with no survivors.

>> No.16573817

>>16573773
>Can you catch her when it looks like she's going to fall down three flights of concrete stairs

>Waifu is going to fall
>Go ahead to save her and look like a badass while also making her wet
>ten birds with one stone
>She fucking flies

Damn you, waifu.

>> No.16573818

>>16573716
I applaud rude but honest critique. It's about fucking time.

I know they sit around a lot, I've been there before. I just need to stop pussyfooting and fearing the thought of
>Hey, Mr. Decent Writefag, can you read my very shitty story, and take time out of your day to offer advice?
It is really hard to do something on that level for me without liquid courage since I cut back on it dramatically. But I will try to do it since I desire to actually improve my writing skills.
And the thread has helped me. With drawing. The one guy who said he'd read my stories and review them never responded like he was killed by ork snipers or something.

So avoid colored font like the plague? Or is there another meaning here I'm missing?

I already know about pronouns and the difficulty of writing about two sam esex individuals. Especially if you haven't even given them proper personae yet.

I know anatomy. What I've forgotten can easily be Googled.

I also know who to avoid and who to study. ELH and Losenis look like the best candidates to me. LDR has been gone for a millennium, and I don't think I would want to write Vampire/Dhampir porn.
Anyone doing a saga type of story, and is not named Moose, would be a great boon.

Overall I thank you dearly for your input.

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>>16572934
Please don't explode

>> No.16573825

>>16573821
oh my

>> No.16573826

>>16573821
I'd almost want to commission Barb at this point.
He's too good.

>> No.16573830

>>16573821
Lovely work. And I have to wonder how much other Cupids compare in the /fa/ department.

>> No.16573836

>>16573821
Bro.
I just got home from having a insane boner and going full lewd talk for three days straight. I'm going to explode right now and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Thanks a lot.

Cupid is in my top 10 now. I really really appreciate it for showing me the truth, everyone.

>> No.16573840

>>16573836
>you will never explode inside a cupid

>> No.16573843

>>16573813
and that's all fine but being weak doesn't automatically make you a bad person just as being strong doesn't make you good. it comes down to how you use that strength, or lack thereof. Just never, ever act like being less strong is a good thing.

My point is, if you are capable of becoming strong, why choose to be weak, or belittle the efforts of those who make the journey? Just from a logical standpoint, a strong man can do everything a weak man can, often better. You could have your christmas cake, sure, but why not make sure you can eat it too?

You can still cook a mean tuna casserole that gets werecats all over the nation drooling while also being able to hold them back when they rush your house.

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>>16573821
Holy shit, I was literally thinking all yesterday "Man I wonder If Barb would draw a Cupid If we name dropped her enough" and lo and behold. Sexy.
>>16573016
I also find his Nachos delicious.

>> No.16573846

>>16573840
But I will Aloha Snackbar in a Houri.

>> No.16573847

>>16573840
Oh I want it so bad. Especially if she teases me about not resisting.

She should really take responsibility for hitting me with an arrow.

>> No.16573850

>>16573847
It was just the tip.

>> No.16573852

>>16573716
I am not on TFT

>> No.16573853

>>16573821
Hot fuckin damn
Too /fa/, too girl next door
Lovin all the recent Cupid love

>> No.16573854

>>16573852
Beast?

>> No.16573856

>>16573850
She poked me with the arrow tip,now the cupid is getting the whole package,with optional daugherus

>> No.16573858

>>16573843
Anon I'm not saying being "weak" is a good thing or a bad thing. And I'm not belittling the efforts of someone who gets strong. But like I said it's just seems like a waste of time TO ME. I don't see what I'd benefit from it. And I don't really like the idea of being stronger than my waifu.

I get where you're coming from anon. But getting strong just doesn't really click to me. If it interested me then I'd do it, but it just doesn't.

>> No.16573859

>>16573853
>mershark already forgotten in light of stupid sexy braid
Ouch.

I think I'll doodle one again soon instead of a Cupid. Poor dear.

>> No.16573863

>>16573843
Brother, he's not ready
Not all will make it

>> No.16573864
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16573864

Shy succubutts in virgin killer sweaters

>> No.16573865

>>16573863
But he took his vitamins and said his prayers.

>> No.16573868

>>16573854
Yeah
The only other place you'll find my stuff is MGU and that site doesn't have most of my non roulette work

>> No.16573870

>>16573859
Mershark didn't really do anything for me personally
Though won't never turn down more doodles

>> No.16573873

>>16573863
>not all will make it

What did he means by this?

>> No.16573875

>>16573817
>on your way out of your construction job, walking through the main site
>hear a heads-up alarm from the top of the unfinished skyscraper your crew is working
>expecting an i-beam or a toolbox, you look up and see what looks like a young woman falling from three floors up
>brace yourself and hold out your arms, figuring you can catch her from that height
>she flashes a shit-eating grin and flips over
>a pair of bat wings billow out from her back
>swoop, snatch, you're gone
>like dust in the wind

Fucking winged girls I swear.

>> No.16573876

>>16573850
If that was just the tip then imagine if it was the full arrow. I would probably throw every single girl away just so my mind only focuses on her.

>>16573859
I have to say, that "drawing" I was making of her will have to wait. Need to use those cupids first.

>> No.16573880

>>16573818
>So avoid colored font like the plague? Or is there another meaning here I'm missing?
Purple prose is flowery to an exaggerated sense, often times on the same level of Shakespeare.

An example would be writing something along the lines of "His nose crinkled at the effluvium of neglect in the sewers, putrid waste flowing past him like a black morass of offal", which just makes the writer to sound like somebody who's filling in a lack of skill by using words to sound pretentious. Effluvium, or even effluvial was a purely flowery and abstract word that just meant an offensive or noxious odour, more times than not restricted to sewage. You need concision in storytelling, rather than trying to fill a word quota with abstract bullshit words nobody uses anymore. Lovecraft did it to make things more grandiose and humanity more insignificant. Fucking seriously, thesauruses are not nearly as much your friend as a lot of people think they are. They can help, yes. But it's very apparent when the words are being used incorrectly.

Somebody can feel free to correct me on that if I made any mistakes, which I probably did.

>LDR has been gone for a millennium, and I don't think I would want to write Vampire/Dhampir porn.
Anyone doing a saga type of story, and is not named Moose, would be a great boon.

LDR has written other things than Dhampir and Vampire smut, some of which are not appropriate for discussion here. Google/Amazon it. As for the Sagas, look at Iron-Beast and Losenis, because Moose is way too fucking weeaboo/shounen for a Saga.

>>16573763
>Second, don't expect any goodwill from the thread if you post "same-sex scenarios" here.
I said corruption and Liliraune, specifically. I'm not advocating yuri or by extension, netorare because we all know what happened to Niebelfader when he pulled that one with the Black Crow Harpies and the Dragon story.

>Third, why are you so familiar with TFT and /d/? Why the fuck would you recommend anything from TFT and /d/?
I don't really subscribe solely to the thread's opinion on much of anything unless it directly interests me. There are writers on TFT and /d/ I like for a variety of reasons. What your fetish is may or may not be mine as well.

I recommended Thunderbrother, Beardicus, Snekguy, and Belgianon specifically because they're mechanically proficient in their storytelling, not necessarily because of the content they've written alone. Same reason why I made note of six infamous writers to show how NOT to do things without going on a several thread long tirade about how much they suck and how much they hurt poor little Anon's feelings on a Polish corkboard with kodiaks pinned to it.

>tl;dr fuck off Bob or whoever of the nondesirables you are
I'm fine right where I am, thank you.

>> No.16573882

>>16573865
Amen, amen, I say to you
''Tis easier for a manlet to pass through the height of a squat rack than for a DYEL to enter the promised land

>> No.16573889

>>16573880
Liliraune is not yuri

>> No.16573890

>>16573882
Sports is pretty fun anon. Lifting is just boring though. To me atleast.

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>>16573858
Alright, that's fine. I might have misinterpreted your resistance, and I've spewed enough personal beliefs, but mark my words, even if I didn't convince you there will come a time when you think different. I hope for your sake it's not when all is said and done. This is coming from someone who used to be much stronger.

Now I'm going post strong girls and you're not going to be able to stop me. You weenie.

>> No.16573910

>>16573821
Nice. She would be 10/10 with a pouty tsundere expression.

>> No.16573920

>>16573904
>I hope for your sake it's not when all is said and done.

What do toy mean? And sorry if came off as an asshole. It's just currently I'm not into lifting. Like you said I might change my mind.

>Now I'm going post strong girls and you're not going to be able to stop me. You weenie.

Don't worry anon. I'm a slut for strong girls. That's why I like them being stronger than me.

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>>16572920
I didn't realize he didn't post everything on his tumblr.

Unfinished, but still the best Beelzebub we've got in years.

>> No.16573929

>>16573880
>There are writers on TFT and /d/ I like for a variety of reasons
TFT is also a self-created quarantine zone for the absolute worst dregs from these threads, people whose shit stirring, attentionwhoring and literary garbage were so bad they were almost unanimously shouted out of here. I question the quality and intelligence of any writer who chooses to keep that company.

>> No.16573939

>>16573929
I use TFT purely as a site to host my content. I don't interact with the people there for any period of time outside of the administrator. If that is some cause for angst for you, I could not give a fuck less.

>> No.16573941

>>16573939
dont drag .less into this

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>>16573920
>What do toy mean?
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

I mean I sincerely hope that the event that causes you to change your mind isn't one where your strength fails you when you need it most.

>I'm a slut for strong girls.
We all are, mate. Even those of us who aren't. We all are. I just like to make them work for it a little.

>> No.16573954

>>16573946
>I mean I sincerely hope that the event that causes you to change your mind isn't one where your strength fails you when you need it most.
>Remember the story of that one guy who started lifting imagining that the weights he lifted were what fell on his wife who passed away, when he couldn't lift it back then
Now I've made myself sad.

>> No.16573957

>>16573946
>causes you to change your mind isn't one where your strength fails you when you need it most.

Jeez anon. That doesn't sound too good.

>I just like to make them work for it a little.

It scientifically has been proven to increase rape factor! I'd definitely wrestle with her and play hard to get.

>> No.16573960

>>16573924
Yes!

>> No.16573964

>>16573960
Right? I had thought modern interest had all but forgotten Beelzy

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>>16573924
>>16573960
>>16573964
I started to color her but didn't get anywhere yet, Have this anyway

>> No.16573978

>>16573976
Thanks dude. Keep up the good work.

>> No.16573980

>>16573976
It's trashy. This is a compliment. You are too good to us.

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>>16573954
That's what I'm talking about. My strength failed me at such a moment, and I've seen it happen to others too. I would never wish it on anybody. It completely destroys you.

>>16573957
This guy fucking gets it though. Your resistance is fertile.

>> No.16573987

>>16573976
I like that her plump bug backside acts as a natural sex pillow.

>> No.16573990

>>16573868
Hmm.

>>16573880
Ah, so no or little flamboyant, flowery, hammy writing then? And avoid outdated and complicated words to say the sewer smells like shit?
I intended to keep things uncomplicated and use more complex and obscure words for the existential complex inducing Seraphs I had in mind, as you know, otherworldy beingblike the monsters in Lovecraft that make man look insignificant ny comparison.

Beast actively aggravates my grammar and spelling peeves, despite his interesting content. Losenis is very decent at his works despite my playful mockety of his ideas every now and again.

Moose...
He had potential in my opinion. The murderhobo thing is fine, but the lack of impact it has on the world around them ruins it as much as the shounenness and anime. A part of me likes the fact that the villains aren't the overused "human villain who you can empathize with because he's not a complete bad guy" and are instead people you can wasily dislike. But, that is also a bad thing, as they are just too simple and more psychotic instead of genuine evil.

>> No.16573992

>>16573983
>Your resistance is fertile
Your resistance makes her fertile.

>> No.16573995

>>16573983
Shit anon. You've really made me think now. Maybe improving my strength isn't a bad idea. I would want to be there for the people who rely on me. Especially for my Daughterus and Waifu.

And although I love being the sub. There's just something about princess carrying my waifu and then making soft loving sex to her on a bed.

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>>16573995
I'm glad my preaching did more than just shit up the thread, then. and hey, putting on a little muscle won't make you impossible to carry either.

>> No.16574008

>>16573976
Barb? Hey barb I wanted to know if you'll be drawing Ice Queen and/or salamander?

>> No.16574013

>>16573990
EASILY.
FUCK.

>> No.16574014

>>16573983
Good thing nobody depends on me.

>> No.16574020

>>16573976
Will you draw an Automaton with an ahoge in the future?
Or just ahoges in general?

>> No.16574029

>>16574006
Thanks anon. You've given me a lot to think about. And your right. Putting on some muscle doesn't make me any more sub than I am.

>> No.16574035

>>16573995
Thing is, there's no downside to being strong. If you're weak, you can't be strong, but if you're strong, you can momentarily no use those muscles and still be some manner of "weak". This isn't going into ideas where your waifu actively takes advantage of moments where you're physically weak like just waking up, after finishing a gruelling lifting session, or if you're into it when you're sick. It opens many doors.

>> No.16574036

Unrelated to the current conversation regarding literary assistance, I, too, have begun to mull about the idea of engaging in some outlining for a potential story following the discussions from later yesterday evening and my prevailing interest in a topic at large. Before doing so, I'd like to glean a few things regarding the general consensus over several factors that to my knowledge have not been overtly stated by KC in the source material, but would still be useful in establishing the setting I wish to work out of.
Firstly, and pardon my starting with such a potentially crass question, what is the opinion on the existence of a hymen in canonically virginal monsters, such as, say, a Dragon Zombie? Or does the anatomy of Monstergirls in general eliminate the existence of the hymen regardless of one's virginal status?
Secondly, has there ever been an accepted consensus on how much time has passed since the current Demon Lord ascended into her current position? Is it a matter of a few hundred years, tens of millenia, or even greater (or shorter) a timeframe?
Related, what's the going assumptions regarding the average life expectancy in years for most Monstergirls? I'm personally of a mind that once paired with a human husband there exists the potential for functional agelessness (if not outright immortality) for both the Incubus husband and the Incubus-impacted Monster, but again in the case of monsters that are not married, what's a reasonable age range to assume they might begin to die off from natural causes? Assume in this context I'm speaking about the more traditionally 'long lived' races from fantasy, such as elves, dragons, mythical beasts, things of that nature.
Thank you in advance for any insights into these topics. I'm still mulling about the prospect of committing to posting whatever I begin working on within the threads (or at least whether I would post the entirety of it compared to smaller digestible sections) as I believe the nature and tone of what I have in mind may not suit many of the population here, but I nevertheless would like to try my hand at working within the setting, if for nothing other than my own personal enjoyment.

>> No.16574037

>>16574020
Cut to barb drawing a whole page of just ahoges and tops of heads

>> No.16574041

>>16574035
The only "down side" about getting strong is the journey to it.

It's fucking worth it though.

>> No.16574045

>>16573875
>She finds out later that it wasn't an "I got you" gesture, but a "take me" gesture

>> No.16574046

>>16574037
Yes.

>> No.16574052

>>16574036
Firstly, Hymens indeed exist. Yes a ZomDrag probably has one if it didn't naturally break from rigorous exercise. a Will o Wisp is probably cursed to always have one.
Second, not really
Third, there is no "average" lifespan for monsters. It's pretty much case by case.

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>>16574020
His bear has an ahoge.

>> No.16574058

>>16574041
It is?

>> No.16574060

>>16574036
Reading the MGE wiki itself should fill you in on a lot of things.

What did you have in mind storywise? A saga? A one shot love story? A comedy? Because I could use company in the comedy department as everyone just wants cute, lewd, cute, firm Wock booty, Kobold pups snuggling together in a big pile, etc.

>> No.16574064

>>16574056
I need more than that, as it is bearly sufficient.

>> No.16574066
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>>16574014
You can think that, but you can also change it whenever you're ready to try. that's the beauty of it. Next time you spot an opportunity to pull some Indiana Jones shit, do it.

>>16574029
That's right. It's like you never had to suffer through Dave the Barbarian. Him and his cursed sword waifu, come to think of it.

Strong can be cute too.

and now I want to return to my high school love of googling for cardio bunnies.

>> No.16574068

>>16574058
You tell me.

>> No.16574072

>>16573976
FAT LIZARD

>> No.16574077

>>16574072
Nani? Beelz are bugs right?

>> No.16574081

>>16574077
Oh i am stupid as hell,didnt saw the filename

>> No.16574085

>>16574081
Or you're blind.

>> No.16574088

>>16574035
Eh. I don't want to get "absolutely fucking ripped" strong. Just a little muscle. Just enough.

Because you described those "weak moments". But I don't want that. I want my waifu to take advantage of me at any given moment. Not just when I'm "weak".

>finishing a gruelling lifting session

If I did decide to get strong. It probably wouldn't be a everyday thing I'd be doing.

>> No.16574094
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>>16574066

tfw when no Momiji to pamper and love

>> No.16574095

>>16573976
Come back to the /v/ drawthreads to do monstergirls of enemies

>> No.16574098

>>16573990
>Ah, so no or little flamboyant, flowery, hammy writing then? And avoid outdated and complicated words to say the sewer smells like shit?
Exactly. You'd get more mileage out of using a sentence like "Anon looked down, his nose crinkling as the dark, foul-smelling waters of the sewer rushed past him in the aqueduct."

It (at least in my mind) flows better than the other one and gives you more room to work with since now you see it as free-flowing sewer water with shit instead of basically a bog of shit.

>I intended to keep things uncomplicated and use more complex and obscure words for the existential complex inducing Seraphs I had in mind, as you know, otherworldy beingblike the monsters in Lovecraft that make man look insignificant ny comparison.
This works as well. For that especially I would recommend first person view so people know what's going through the viewer's head as they see it.

>Beast actively aggravates my grammar and spelling peeves, despite his interesting content. Losenis is very decent at his works despite my playful mockety of his ideas every now and again.
Beast already knows about his problems. I will say to take MEH's dialogue with a grain of salt, though. He's been writing for nearly a decade now and still has interactions like this:

"The door opened and a fat man walked in wearing a red silk dressing gown.

"Hey Mr Koontz, how's it hanging?" Jackson asked.

"Like a long, fat pendulum," Koontz answered."

>> No.16574102

>>16574095
Why not just do them here for 90% less cancer?

>> No.16574104

Being Princess Carried > Princess Carrying

>> No.16574110

>>16574066
I pretty much accepted the fact I'm going to die alone and I don't like physical work anyway.

>>16574068
I don't know.

>> No.16574111

>>16574104
>Not princess carrying your vampire wife

>> No.16574113

>>16574104
>Not princess carrying your waifu while she princess carries you

>> No.16574115

>>16574104
I agree. Strongly in fact. But maybe once in a while I'd like to princess carry my waifu. On the odd occasion.

>> No.16574117

>>16574052
Ah, useful, and good to hear. I was hoping I'd be able to incorporate it in some way.
So I'm assuming any number given would be acceptable then? And to take into account your third answer as well, then it wouldn't be out of place or jarring to assume it's been somewhere within the range of tens of thousands of years, so that races that may live for several millennia may have had individuals that have born and died since the time of her ascension? Thank you for responding.
>>16574060
I've been pouring over it the past few months moderately fervently, though I don't specifically remember those particular points; the rest seems discernible enough.
Bold as it may seem, I was thinking something a bit longer in length, focusing primarily on an 'event' that occurs with a central character and a resulting story of how things progress afterward both for herself and with the occasional point of view shift to other relevant parties impacted by said event and it's aftermath. Tonally it would be a drama primarily, though by the nature of the content matter largely erotic and, if I'm feeling overzealous, some psychological horror as well.
However I do agree with you that there could stand to be more comedy coming from the setting as well, as there's immense potential for it given the things that have been tossed around just within the threads that I've seen, and as such I may be interested in writing shorter unrelated works from that tone either to warm myself up or again just for personal enjoyment.

>> No.16574119

>>16574104
Wrestling with the victor princess carrying the loser > Being Princess Carried > Princess Carrying

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>>16574088
Nothing wrong with aiming for wiry and lean. Eat right and you could turn that into being man-cute, which is about as sub as it ge-

>>16574104
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S ON NOW
https://strawpoll.com/zw9w7er

>> No.16574141

>>16574113
That sounds like an odd formation.

>> No.16574147

>>16574141
Takes some years to master.

>> No.16574152

>>16574134
>wiry and lean. Eat right and you could turn that into being man-cute, which is about as sub as it ge-

Sounds good.

>> No.16574154

>>16574104
>being this wrong
>on purpose
>still Current_Year
What is wrong with you?

>> No.16574161

>>16573763
>Third, why are you so familiar with TFT and /d/? Why the fuck would you recommend anything from TFT and /d/?
I hate to get involved in stuff like this but where someone decides to host their work says nothing about their quality as a writer. Many of those TFT writefags he mentioned used to post their stuff on pastebin and were praised here, there's also good writefags on unexpected places such as the wiki.

I know it's easy to have a knee jerk reaction and think that TFT has to mean bad writing, futa and bob worship or that /d/ doesn't have more vanilla threads but there's diamonds in every community. For example, many people come to /jp/ for these threads but the threads don't represent /jp/ if you get what I mean.

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16574193

>>16572768
I prefer my dogs... bigger.

>> No.16574194

>>16574110
You don't have to like it to want to bring about a change. You clearly don't want to die alone, so don't. You have a choice. Do something you don't like, or be doomed to do something you like even less. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.

>> No.16574201

>>16574110
>I pretty much accepted the fact I'm going to die alone
You'll die alone because you decided you'll die alone. I hope you understand how much of a self-fulfilling propecy this is.

>> No.16574211

>>16574098
Yep yep yep.
It also is quite unfitting when you use complex, exotic words then immediately go back to more common ones, or vice-versa, mid sentence. Consistency is important, and you'll run out of fancy words very quickly if you use them a lot.

My one story is mostly in first person with the MC, but I planned on a few things showing of 2nd and even the 1st person of others as thet go about their own roles in the story. It will be a bit of a pain, but it is still feasible and a good experience.

I know he does. Him actively striving to fix his grammar is endearing.
I don't have a problem with simple interactions, personally. You don't need to turn a 3 sentence interaction into a 45 chapter summary of the atmosphere of the room, the bells and tassels on a man's coat, the wind going through a charactercs hair, etc just to effectively go:

"Waiter," the grim looking naval officer spoke up to the waitress after she placed his fooddown on the table in front of him.

"Yes?"

"There's a Wurm in my soup..." he said in deadpan as a Wurm splashed tomato soup on his hat.

>> No.16574216

>>16574117
Variety sounds good, but you'll burn yourself out quickly.

As for drama, it was never the same after Laska happened. So if you do well enough we'll have a better example of drama to think of.

>> No.16574222

>>16574134
I want to be man cute for my waifu!

>> No.16574225

>>16574216
I've no deadlines or presumptions of taking this anywhere, it's simply at my own leisure, so I don't anticipate burnout to be too great an issue. If it goes somewhere, great, but if not I don't mind.
Who is Laska? I'm only two months fresh in these threads, and haven't heard them spoken of in the relatively short time I've been here.

>> No.16574230

>>16574222
I hope you like cardio. Such as dancing.

>> No.16574231

>>16574111
>Having taste this bad

>> No.16574237

>>16574225
Don't ever impose a deadline. It will be just stress.

Laska is from an infamous story by Bob. Read it yourself and don't go by heavily biased views just to see why it is so infamous.

>> No.16574240

>>16574230
Cardio is my favourite kind of workout. Also dancing would be really fun! Especially with my waifu.

>> No.16574243

>>16574230
But he's not dating a water horse.

>> No.16574248

>>16574102
I say 50-50

>> No.16574250

>>16574248
Some here and some there?
Or are we 50% less cancerous than /v/?

>> No.16574264

>>16574250
Glass half-full, glass half-empty.

>> No.16574267

>>16574264
Somtimes more? Sometimes less?

>> No.16574268

>>16574237
That's quite a lot to read through, if you pardon my saying. Infamous why? In a context of 'an example of how drama should be' or something with a more negative connotation?

>> No.16574281

>>16574268
Negative, I'm afraid. The ending and reboot are the most notable things.
If it's too long to read, then take summaries from others. With a grain of salt of course.

>> No.16574290

>>16574268
the series has fetishes that people here are triggered by.

>> No.16574291

>>16574134
>Being carried is winning
As it should be

>> No.16574296

>>16574290
I think you're thinking of truckercore.

>> No.16574297

>>16574194
>>16574201
Nah, I'm perfectly fine with it. I don't like the idea of completely changing myself just to please others.

>> No.16574303

>>16574297
>I don't like the idea of completely changing myself just to please others
They all say that.

>> No.16574304

>>16574297
Good lad. If someone doesn't like you for who you are, then you shouldn't bother with them.

>> No.16574309

>>16574297
You must be a great guy to be around.

>> No.16574310

>>16574281
A cursory glance through the mentions of 'Bob' and jog of my memory from sorting out previous threads seems to confirm there's a fair amount of negative connotation. Well, I don't intend on caring about a reputation or anything of that matter, or even if people tend to think my writing is up to their standards or not, so I suppose it doesn't concern me. But thank you very much for the insight.
>>16574290
A very quick look-through of the opening chapter and I can somewhat guess where this goes. Such is why I strongly doubt what I mainly had in mind would be widely accepted here, even though I don't think it would touch on the topics I presume were in this 'Laska' story. It is readily apparent that there are certain topics that upon mention result in one being labeled a pariah here. I'd simply hope if someone wasn't interested they simply would avoid it if it were posted outside of the thread, though again it seems some people might bring their own ego over their works into the thread with them. I'd hope and presume I wouldn't do that myself.

>> No.16574317

>>16574297
>not being grey-faced social Doppelganger, wearing whatever guise you need to get ahead.

>> No.16574318

>>16574310
All in all see what the writefags are like themselves instead of what very vocal individuals shout at every opportunity they can.

I look forward to any possible stories from you. You're like an orator with your words and grammar. Maybe you could use that as a writing handle?

>> No.16574333

>>16574297
Sometimes you end up liking the person you become more than the person you were trying to be.

I bet you every dime I have to my name that if you made a change and surrounded yourself with good people, you'd go right back on everything you just said. People have been killing and tormenting each other since the dawn of time, we have all the reason we could need to hate and distrust each other, and yet the groups we live in keep on getting bigger. Logically speaking, that has to mean something.

>> No.16574342
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16574342

What was your most sinful Monster Girl dream?

>> No.16574344

>>16574310
>A very quick look-through of the opening chapter and I can somewhat guess where this goes.
You're probably guessing completely wrong on what ended up pissing people off.

>> No.16574345

>>16574342
I don't dream.

>> No.16574346

>>16574268
Basically in so many words for both Bob and his stories. Truckercore started out as a sort of CYOA iirc with bigamy between a Cheshire, Manticore, and Anon. Then he made the Cheshire a futanari, and it went downhill from there. Then he did Laska and Me, which as an adaptation of the ideas of Frankie the Manticore was pretty 'okay'. Then he rushed the ending, and decided on doing a re-work.

The rework, however, is widely acknowledged to being akin to watching a horrific crash in slow-motion. Something like watching a train plowing through a brick wall to Sarah MacLachlan's "In the arms of an angel" while a kindergartner holds one of those rubber balls you see all the time on film. It doesn't help that much like his progeny, Bollocks, Bob tends to take a very dindu nuffin stance on everything while being a passive-aggressive piece of shit to even his closest circlejerk.

>> No.16574350

>>16574342
I ate out a Mouse Girl while she squeaked in protest.

>> No.16574353

>>16574342
I literally have too many to keep track of. Almost all of them are sinful enough to turn a Demon purple.

>> No.16574355

>>16574346
That's what Bollocks was like?

>> No.16574357

>>16574342
I once dreamed about someone else's waifu, someone I've never had a strong interest in. I ate sandwiches with her and then we got lost in the sewer.

and that was my only monster girl dream.

>> No.16574358

>>16574353
What if she is already purple?

>> No.16574359

>>16574346
Also Bob made a point of constantly spamming the threads with futashit.

>> No.16574360

>>16574357
.t Chad.

>> No.16574361

>>16574303
>>16574309
Let me put it this way. If someone only liked you after you got new hobbies, new interests, a new personality, and so on, do they like you or the person you're pretending to be? I'm not saying they should like you for being a fat smelly waste of space, just that you shouldn't have to be a fake.

>>16574333
What's your pint?

>> No.16574368

>>16574358
Then she blushes bright pink.

>> No.16574376

>>16574318
Oh believe me, I've been around the block long enough to take any complaints about anyone or anything with a healthy dose of cynicism on this Peruvian malt-mixing forum we call 4chan. It rather seems these oft-spoken of writefags simply don't reveal themselves much anymore, but that's their prerogative and I've no ill judgments of them inherently.
You're really giving me too much credit, though I'll accept your compliment if it suits you. I'd hardly assume an ego to label or tag myself as such in any permanent fashion though. We'll see where my ideas take things.
>>16574344
Could be; the point stands that it seems to have upset a great many people here or at least the context within which it was presented did, and that I don't personally mind my reputation or have any need for validation of my skills or lack thereof in the field of narrative writing.
>>16574346
Ah. Not quite what I guessed then, but equally understandable why the negative reaction has lingered for so long. A shame, he at least seemed from the very small amount I saw to have written with some degree of passion, but I've already misjudged based off presumption enough for one thread, so I'll keep my opinions reserved.

>> No.16574377

>>16574357
Jesus anon. That's fucked up.

>> No.16574378

>>16574359
It didn't help that he also had .less egging him on to do it with gifs and shitty forced memes like "Eclairs from Clare", but enough of that.

>> No.16574400

>>16574376
People will name you eventually in the end if you have no name. Either by content or some notable trait, such as me earning the name Chowder for refering to cum as "steamy DNA chowder" often in my earliest writefag days doing hilariously awful stories. The name stuck and felt less ego-y to use a name people suggested.

Also, you will need a pastebin or whatever acount eventually as well, and if you have no name by then they'll default to your account name.

>> No.16574404

>>16574360
It wasn't even the slightest bit lewd. I literally ate at mr.sub, lent her my coat and got lost in a pipe that smelled of watered-down shit.

>>16574377
I know. It wasn't even a good sandwich.

>> No.16574407

>>16574361
>If someone only liked you after you got new hobbies, new interests, a new personality, and so on, do they like you or the person you're pretending to be?
Stop pretending to be such a rare snowflake that nobody could ever be compatible with you. Every single person living in this planet right now is the result of hundred upon hundreds of generations of men that found a partner, and you're telling me that all of a sudden you're incompatible with anyone else?
I was like you one time, until I realized it was just shitty defeatism and stopped trying to guess what the future had for me. If you believe you'll die alone, then either you'll make the inhumane effort of staying alone and shooting down any and all manners of advancements, or you believe yourself smart enough to predict the future, as if you'd have been able to predict back when you were a kid that years down the line you'd be shitposting in a vietnamese gorilla warfare instruction forum with a bunch of other aspies obsessed with fetishized human-animal hybrids.

>> No.16574412

>>16574404
According to Running Wind the Griffon chieftain, your dream means you have a desire for already married women.

>> No.16574416

>>16574342
I sinned a few nights ago. It can only help if I clear my mind of it by talking about it. It wasn't really a dream more of just a deep thought before I drifted off.

I imagine myself with a God, a Jabberwock, she was my Onee san. And she was cuddling me in her chest. She was cooing me to sleep with soft divine words.

I should consider buying one of those whips. I need to beat myself for such dirty evil thoughts against a Divine.

>> No.16574420

>>16574412
She sounds like a wise Griffon, I'd like to make the pilgrimage to the mountain where she roosts.

>> No.16574423

>>16574342
I penetrated a dragon's cervix and didn't even cum inside. She blacked out when I entered her womb and I was stuck there.

>> No.16574425

>>16574404
Could you atleast tell us who's waifu it is? Or atleast describe her? If it's mine I'll cry.

>> No.16574426

>>16574420
You must first smokem peace pipe.

>> No.16574432

>>16574425
It was. We even held hands. But it ended in her friendzoning me.

>> No.16574436

>>16574407
It's more of a case of having no interest in 3D relationships.

>> No.16574442

>>16574376
If you were expecting that the main reason why the story is infamous would be daughteru dicking, it's more like the opposite. It doesn't go that route and a lot of people were actually upset back then because it didn't.

>> No.16574444

>>16574436
There's always robots and the recent advances in extending life spans.

>> No.16574448

>>16574426
Sure, but I hope she doesn't take advantage of my drugged state.

>> No.16574449

>>16574432
STOP

>> No.16574454

>>16574425
It was Miia from Monster Musume. She's nice I guess but I never cared about her in particular.

We never so much as touched, and all I ended up saying was that she looked cold before we went down the shit-pipe for no reason.

Fuck, why is it always sewers?

>> No.16574455

>>16574448
She'll just make you listen to trippy music on her cassette player in the corner.

>> No.16574457

>>16574454
Mario PTSD.

So sayrth Running Wind.

>> No.16574463

>>16574355
Yes, which is why it's disappointing he didn't just off himself in November.

>> No.16574464

>>16574412
I've had my dreams read by my elders before, and they said the opposite. It must be true, too, because I'm a wolfu kinda guy and they don't fool around when it comes to loyalty.

>>16574457
Every video game ever has a sewer level though.

>> No.16574467

>>16574455
Trippy music? Or love-making music?

Am I going to re-awaken in a bed with a Griffon for a wife?

>> No.16574469

>>16574400
I'm familiar with and have previously utilized pastebin before, though only as a guest for short things that I've long since lost or cared to find. I'd more than likely create an account and utilize that if I were to publicly post anything for wider consumption.
Likewise I'd certainly use a name, I'm simply stating I'd use something mundane over presuming to tag myself as 'orator' or something equally self-fellating. That's a fun story of where you got yours from though, and I agree a fine way to practice some humility in a cheeky manner.
>>16574442
Well I'm just being surprised left and right by this. That's hardly what I expected given what I've seen in my time here so far. Perhaps the culture has shifted since the time of their writing. In either case, I hadn't planned on any daughteru dicking or futanari in my own writing, so perhaps I'm over-exaggerating my assumptions of rejection from the local community of what I had in mind.

>> No.16574470

>>16572920
wow. I'm not a big fan of the original houri art, but Barb makes it work.

>> No.16574476

>>16574464
Eagles represent wisdom. Do not think she is wrong unless you want a vision quest.

But Mario had them first, I think.

>> No.16574478

>>16574464
I had a NTR wolfu dream before. I got lost in a forest after being separated from my wife and ended up in a wolf girl village. They were pretty hungry for a mate and even though I told them I was married they started raping the shit out of me.

>> No.16574480

>>16574469
It also makes finding your stories much easier if theycre in one place and not under Guest numer

>> No.16574481

>>16574469
You're a real chuuni, aren't you? Try to type like a real human bean if you try writing a story.

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>>16574358
Hey! Eyes up bub.

>> No.16574486

>>16574342
i can't post that on a christian image board

>> No.16574489

>>16574486
Do it. Time to confess.

>> No.16574490

>>16574476
I have no strong memories of Mario though. I've never cleared a Mario game or even spent much time with one.

Also I already took my vision quest.

>> No.16574492

>>16574482
Ah! There's a Demon attached to those big purple breasts!

>> No.16574500

>>16574480
Shit. Posted accidentally.

Number 263366.

And yeah, I guess orator is pretty showy and self fellating, as you said.
Itcs not the full name but it's still a bit attached to me. So long as I forget that one cartoon's existence.

You also may or may not have to ask ELH to put your things on the pastebin. I think he might do it automatically if you're poplar enough.

>> No.16574501

>>16574492
There's plenty of other surprises around there too, but you gotta use your hands to find em

>> No.16574508

>>16574489
i already got a warning. i don't want to get banned

>> No.16574510

>>16574492
Don't trust demons anon! Don't even go near them!

>> No.16574511

>>16573637
What are you implying?

>> No.16574513

>>16574482
>bub

Well now I'm imagining a wolverine-girl

>> No.16574515

>>16574481
The guy does have a very strange typing style. I'm actually curious, I know we have a lawyer and a doctor here, but even they don't post like they're typing an essay.

>> No.16574516

>>16574511
That Alp may like rugged, chiseled women with broad, muscular shoulders.

>> No.16574517

>>16574513
Are they short and stout?

>> No.16574518

>>16574500
Well we'll see if it comes to that. Thank you again if it was you who cleared up those points about the setting, and for your insights either way.
>>16574481
I'll make a mental note for your sake.

>> No.16574520

>>16574515
Doctor's are actually terrible at writing. It's one reason nurses exist.

>> No.16574521

>>16574516
I admit to nothing.

>> No.16574522

>>16574517
And Canucks.

>> No.16574528

Is it just me who has this fantasy of being a pure minded boy in a small village worshipping the Chief god. So pure not even knowing what sex is. Then to have a mindflayer visit me while I sleep and turn me into an ahegoing, double peace sign tentacle slut?

>> No.16574532

>>16574522
But also weebs.

>> No.16574535

>>16574508
If it was just a dream then it's not that bad, just give me a quick post on how it was. C'mon Anon, I want to hear it.

>> No.16574536

how do you know when a red oni is blushing?

>> No.16574538

>>16574516
Who doesn't?

>> No.16574539

>>16574510
Wait, what did I just sign? I thought she was asking for an autograph!

>> No.16574546

>>16574536
Slowly and gently put your hands on her cheeks and see if you can sense something. If she is slightly hot then she is blushing or drunk.

>> No.16574547
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16574547

>>16574518
I merely said to read the book a bit thoroughly and to read writefag stories yourself. You already did the former and know to do the latter, so I did nothing, really.
Either way, I see good potential.

>> No.16574548

>>16574536
Learn your fifty shades of red.

>> No.16574551

>>16574536
but anon
red oni is always blushing cuz of the lewd things she's thinking about doing whit you

>> No.16574554

>>16574521
Sure you do.

>>16574532
Short, smelly, Canadian, hairy weebs.

>> No.16574561

>>16574515
Not to be a dick, but I used to talk like that to make people think I was smart. As I got older though I started to think I was just making an ass of myself while wasting time.

Not to say I'm assuming the worst of our eloquent friend here, but I was under the impression that he was laying it on extra-thick to be funny.

No offense though, glib guy.

>> No.16574563

>>16574554
>Sure you do.
And what of it? What does it explain?
>Short, smelly, Canadian, hairy weebs
Sure hope Logan will be good.

>> No.16574572

>>16574563
You like all the features attributed to masculinity.

And I don't know about Logan. I want more Deadpool and alcoholic billionaire played by a recovering alcoholic who hides food everywhere in the set like some packrat.

>> No.16574579

>>16574515
I'd find any excuse to fail someone who was writing an essay like that guy. Chuuni talk is a way to hide that you've got nothing to say each and every time.

>> No.16574581

>>16574554
Canadians aren't even really people of a country. Canada is more of a hat than anything else.

>> No.16574584

>>16574572
>You like all the features attributed to masculinity
I don't like body hair though. And where are you even going with this? I'm here for the Monster Girls, aren't I?
> alcoholic billionaire played by a recovering alcoholic who hides food everywhere in the set like some packrat
RDJ does that?

>> No.16574585

>>16574579
Good thing you're not a teacher then. You would suck.

>> No.16574588

>>16574561
Oh none taken. I'd be a massive hypocrite if I denied a bit of flamboyance from time to time. But as previously stated it's not like I care for a reputation or what anonymous people on 4chan think of someone they only have reference from via posts they've attributed to them in a thread about monstergirls.

I'm half just fuckin around too, I just type like that when I'm tryin to have a civil discussion with an emphasis on clarity but by and large am fine with settling in to the local vernacular while greentexting or talking about loli wyvern ass or what have you as well

>> No.16574591

>>16574581
I know, right? Only a hat would name a place Dildo.

And yes.

>> No.16574604
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16574604

I want to leave my worldly troubles behind and lead a carefree life.
Would this thing help with that?

>> No.16574607

>>16574572
I always liked the gag of the guy who always has food on him. You can even add a sort of escalation.

>wurm comes in to the office wearing a combat vest and duffel bag
>any time someone licks their lips or brings up food she hands them a granola bar or a twinkie from her jacket pocket
>at lunch break she has a catering set's worth of sandwiches and coleslaw in her bag, more than should be able to fit in there
>boss takes away her bag and has her empty her pockets, can't have crumbs on the computers
>gets stopped at the metal detectors in the lobby, security finds she has a quadruple hot sauce holster on her hips
>boss comes by later and sees she has three cheeseburgers on her desk
>she goes to the washroom and comes back out with a fully iced 3-layer cake, nobody knows how
>reaches under her desk and produces an entire lobster, still steaming
>eventually the boss just gives up when he opens his desk to find it stuffed with prime rib and mashed potatoes
>she thanks him for his cooperation by taking out a freshly baked pecan pie from beneath the rug
>the mystery is never solved and eventually gets treated as normal

>> No.16574611

>>16574607
Goddamn Wurms, how do they work?

>> No.16574614
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16574614

>>16574604
a tanuki would be better becaus she can support you financialy

>> No.16574615

>>16574547
Bottom-heavy Automaton loli is a good girl.

>> No.16574625

>You'll never plow a Demon MILF and hug her soft curves while she moans about how much she loves you.
>She'll never cuddle you in the afterglow and whisper that since she's ovulating you might have gotten her pregnant.
>She'll never be a MILF in the first place because you made her a MILF.

>> No.16574631

>>16574615
All Automatons are good girls.
Even Vista when she's not crashing.

>> No.16574632

>>16574588
No worries, there's nothing actually wrong with it, I just normally associate it with a type of person not quite as chill as you.

>> No.16574638

>>16574607
Gastromancy is a Wurm's specialty.

>> No.16574642

>>16574342
I had a weird one just last night.
The setting was some castle, with a load of humans and monstergirls living together. I guess kind of like Hogwarts, a sort of boarding school.
I remember getting close to a sapphire-coloured dragon girl during the course of our stay, and having a pretty great time together.
Then, for some reason I can't recall, the whole castle was invaded by some army of evil monstergirls.
The dragon girl and I fled, and hid in the caves under the castle, but we were discovered by a red dragon girl.
Sapphire dragon creates a wall of fire between us and the red dragon, but for some reason this red dragon has ice powers. She nullifies the fire, leaps through it while coating her claws in ice, and beheads the sapphire dragon right in front of me.

I didn't want to continue the dream after that, so I woke up feeling like shit. For some reason, I got the feeling about the sapphire dragon girl that she was a recurring figure I'd seen in dreams before. You know how you get that feeling in dreams somtimes, that you've had one involving some dream character before?

>> No.16574643
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16574643

>>16574632
Baw, g'wan. S'all good!

>> No.16574648

>>16574625
MILFCEPTION

>> No.16574650

>>16574588
>a civil discussion with an emphasis on clarity
You get that it has literally the opposite effect, right?

>> No.16574661

>>16574614
Do I really want to be a boytoy though?

>> No.16574662

>>16574642
Wow, that red dragon either really rude or a yandere. Make sure to beat the shit out of her next time you see her.

>> No.16574663
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16574663

>>16574020
It's not an Automaton (i'll do one later) but there's an ahoge

>> No.16574666

>>16574607
>tfw no office mom Wurm who always makes sure everyone is well fed
>Someone spills food on their shirt during lunch
>She has spare clothes for everyone, all in the right sizes

>> No.16574668
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16574668

>>16574614
A pocket Tanuki can be useful, it's true.

>> No.16574671

>>16574666
Satan, what would you want in exchange for such a Wurm?

>> No.16574674

>>16574663
I want to reach under that poncho and grab myself two firm Griffon breasts.

>> No.16574675

>>16574663
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.16574677
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16574677

>>16574663
>(i'll do one later)
Not him, but I want to see what you can do with one considering the fact you're very well oriented towards mecha musume stuff.
Will she have a big bottom?

>> No.16574681

>>16574668
Very useful when you want to calculate a tip after a nice dinner.
>Hold on, let me ask my Tanuki
>Pull her out of your coat pocket where you'd been slipping her little cuts of your dinner
>'Tanuki, how much should I tip for 32.45?
>She takes out a little notepad and scribbles something on it before holding it up for you to see what she's written:
>">Tipping"

>> No.16574683

>>16574663
Dangerously close to showing off griffon pussy yet so far.

You're awfully good at making things lewd while still keeping them pure.

>> No.16574686

>>16574681
I'm gonna save so much money!

>> No.16574687

>>16574681
kek

>> No.16574692

>>16574677
Why even bother asking Barb if his girls will have big bottoms?

>> No.16574694

>>16574469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose

>> No.16574695

Anon! Don't impregnate Hellhounds! Hellpups are devilish little brats who will ravage you with hugs as soon as you get through the door!

>> No.16574699
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16574699

Please help me get in the mood.

>> No.16574706
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16574706

>>16574692
That is true.

>> No.16574707

>>16574663
Shit. I was about to doodle a Griffon again in a minute.

It's great though. I always appreciate more ahoge.

>> No.16574710

>>16574706
Fat Fox Fanny

>> No.16574720

>>16574710
Fuck Fat Fox Fanny Furiously Forevermore For Fortuitous Fortune.

>> No.16574725

>>16574663
That fluff is far too much. You could lose yourself in Griffon feathers.

Could you please add Dark Slime to your backlog?

>> No.16574729
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16574729

Looks like i keep my promise
Part 4 (line 489)
http://pastebin.com/ddgt3Myt
let the fighting begin!

>> No.16574730

>>16574663
Have you ever drawn Kobolds Barb?

>> No.16574731

>>16574729
What promise?

>> No.16574732

>>16574730
KDF, what are you planning?

>> No.16574733

>>16574663
Draw Komodo

>> No.16574739

>>16574732
Nothing special anon, it was just an innocent question!

>> No.16574741

>>16574731
I said ill get part 4 done by today

>> No.16574747

>>16574741
Then I commend you. If I had a hat I'd tip it.

>> No.16574751

>>16574663
Please draw a Wight sometime.

>> No.16574753
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16574753

>>16574730
Not according to my folder and I save every kobold image I can find.

I'd rather barb just continued drawing what he wants though, perfection comes from the heart.

>> No.16574758

>>16574528
A Mindflayer being anywhere near a religious human village would cause a whole lot of trouble
She'd slowly corrupt every woman into a flayer until the whole village is a chaos god worshiping flayer society
Of course, she'd flay and marry f the first man who discovers her

>>16574536
This >>16574551
It doesn't help that they are always drunk so they don't think twice before putting those lewd ideas into action

>> No.16574761

>>16574699
What kind of mood?

>> No.16574764

>>16574663
>>16574725
>Someone who's not me talking about D.Slime
Yeah I'll go ahead and second that, and if she has a giant wizard hat then all the better.

No doubt Barb gets requests every day though. His list is probably a hundred names long.

>> No.16574765

>>16574761
Nevermind that, I'm reading now.

>> No.16574766

>>16574753
This.

I like Barb in that his art is fucking brilliant and he draws what he wants.

>> No.16574769

>>16574753
>I save every kobold image I can find.
That makes me happy to hear anon!
>I'd rather barb just continued drawing what he wants though, perfection comes from the heart.
I absolutely agree with this. I'd commission Barb but I've always thought I was too lewd for him. Maybe for a non-lewd commission, but I don't have ideas for those.

>> No.16574770

>>16574758
>She'd slowly corrupt every woman into a flayer until the whole village is a chaos god worshiping flayer society

I-It's not that I'd like that or anything!

>> No.16574771

>>16574528
>pure boy has his first orgasm from being flayed
>always imagines being flayed when he masturbates

>> No.16574779

>>16574769
It's weird that KDF doesn't have many none lewd commissions. It's almost like he masks his true degeneracy.

>> No.16574784

>>16574771
She's done her job well.

>> No.16574785

>>16574766
He really has come a long way, even if there's still something just very slightly weird about the faces. I can't put my finger on it, but it prevents me from fapping to his work.

>> No.16574786

>>16574764
You talking about your waifu a while back actually made me like them more, so there you go.

>> No.16574790

>>16574779
My commissions are plenty lewd anon, just not full-on actual sex lewd.

>> No.16574793

>>16574604
Life with any plant girl would be carefree and comfy
You'd just chill in the forest/woods, gather your food, play with wild animals, talk to the insect and plant girls, etc...

My personal choice for a carefree life is to live in the snow lands

>>16574695
That's cute, just wait until they become teenagers and rape machines
You better live far away from any kind of civilization unless you want them to terrorize the men

>> No.16574794

>>16574785
People pushed him to do more anime style when it doesn't fit well with his general drawing style.

>> No.16574797
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16574797

>>16574785
For me they seem quite "realistic" in some sense.

Pic related. I've masturbated to this many times.

>> No.16574798

>>16574766
>I like Barb in that his art is fucking brilliant and he draws what he wants.
Really how many other people draw half the girl he has? It's fantastic to see someone with love for a huge variety of girls.
>>16574769
I want to commission him too, hopefully he opens up in time but for now I'm just happy seeing him work his magic.

>> No.16574802

>>16574797
AAAHHHH IT'S THE PUNISHER!

>> No.16574805

>>16574798
>huge variety of girls.

Speaking of so. I absolutely love his dragon girls. Their scales are so good and their claws are nice aswell. I love big meaty claws and generally dislike small claws. But he's draws them so well that I like it.

10/10 would worship Barb's Dragons.

>> No.16574807
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16574807

>>16574668

>> No.16574811

>>16574797
I don't like Dragons, but this one I made an exception for when he posted her. She's perfect in every way.

>> No.16574813

>>16574805
>>16574811
Personally holding out for a ZDragon. Wanna see dat mindless lascivious thiccness in classic Barbvision.

>> No.16574814

>>16574769
Are you getting any other commissions soon KDF?
Your last one was quite lovely.

>> No.16574818

>>16574814
Not at the moment, I'm a little dry on funds right now. I want my next one to be non-lewd but I have no ideas for it like I mentioned earlier, so there's that.

>spoiler
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16574819

>>16574807
I want to cum inside her jew nose.

>> No.16574822

>>16574668
>>16574807
A pocket Tanuki would keep bothering you about how you are wasting money by buying such and such
Don't even bring yours to the grocery store unless you want to eat beans and rice for 3 months straight because it's cheaper if you buy huge bags

>> No.16574823

>>16574818
What was your last commission anyway?

>> No.16574824
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16574824

>>16574668

>> No.16574825

>>16574823
Please KDF don't post it.

>> No.16574828

>>16574823
The one of my waifu and daughteru wearing straitjackets and muzzles in the comfy room.

>> No.16574829

>>16574828
The 1eq2 picture? Wasn't that just the lolikobold.

>> No.16574832

>>16574825
I wasn't planning on it since I don't like posting them more than once or twice, but why not?

>>16574829
No, that was my second commission, the comfy room one was my fourth.

>> No.16574833

>>16574793
I wonder if Hellhound daughterus form their own pack. That would be cute.

>> No.16574834

>>16574832
>why not

Because there's some things I like trying to forget about. You can understand that? Right?

>> No.16574836

>>16574834
I guess I can anon, my tastes are not for everybody.

>> No.16574838
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16574838

Barb has some excellent midriffs, I could learn a thing from them.

Also have this drawing from last night.

>> No.16574840

>>16574836
I support you Canine Cuddler!
>>16574838
I see mischief in those eyes.

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16574841

>>16574824

>> No.16574843

>>16574838
Very cute, but also a sexy little Devil.

>> No.16574844

>>16574840
>I support you Canine Cuddler!
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16574846

>>16574838
Titty-Devils are pretty neat.

>> No.16574847

>>16574663
She's beautiful, I want to rub that fluff all day long.

>> No.16574848
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16574848

>>16574838
>Nav draws fantastic shortstack Devils
>Has only drawn an offhand Demon like once or twice
So close, and yet

>> No.16574849

>>16574824
Would you be ok with a Tanuki ruining your life and making you homeless so that you wouldn't refuse her offer of buying you?
I'd be ok with it

>>16574833
Hellhounds seem like an individualistic species, they'd form packs while they are young but as soon as they are of age they'd all be in competition to find a husband

>>16574841
Simple girls are the best
They also give out the greatest hugs

>> No.16574850

>>16574838
From the thumbnail the artstyle gave me some Panty & Stocking/Luluco vibes.

>> No.16574851

>>16574838
That's a thicc tail for a small devil. But thanks anon.

>> No.16574854

>>16574838
Your short stacks are lovely as ever.

Have you ever considered doing a Fallen Angel, Griffon or Dormouse?

>> No.16574855

>>16574832
In that case, I haven't seen your third and fourth ones. Could you throw them up on Imgur or something?

>> No.16574856

>>16574849
You're damn right they do. I unironically believe it's my favorite MG disposition, even outside of mindbreaky stuff and just for cute simple cuddle girls.

>> No.16574857

>>16574849
Hellhounds are very quick to claim husbands then. As soon a she sees you, the collar goes on you.

>> No.16574868

>>16574855
Sure anon!

http://imgur.com/a/4U3mi

>> No.16574869

>>16574849
>Would you be ok with a Tanuki ruining your life and making you homeless so that you wouldn't refuse her offer of buying you?
>ruining my life without first asking me to be her husband
No, I would not be okay with that at all. I'm obviously going to say yes and she's not even gonna ask first then there's a problem.

>> No.16574870

>>16574857
>collar goes on me
Not without a fight.

>> No.16574883
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16574883

What is it about a collar that's so appealing?

>> No.16574885

>>16574883
I don't get it myself. Having things latched around my neck makes me nervous and uncomfortable.

>> No.16574888

>>16574883
Mostly what it means and how showy it is.

>> No.16574891

>>16574870
A show of martial prowess? Or a deadly game of Mario Party?

>> No.16574896

>>16574856
Amen.

>>16574857
A Hellhound would have to sexually dominate me to the point of no return for me to accept the colar

>>16574869
Try to be in her shoes, she has observed you for a while and knows that you are the one
Can you imagine the pain she'd feel if you refused her advances? Why leave a chance of that happening when she can make sure that you will be hers, after all it's only the traditional Tanuki way of courting

>>16574883
It's a proof of ownership
I don't like the degrading aspects of collars but I'd wear anything that showed to the world that I am the property of a strong monster girl

>> No.16574897

>>16574883
>What is it about a collar that's so appealing?
Making girls wear them

>> No.16574898

>>16574883
it's like a kinky wedding ring

>> No.16574899

>>16574883
I despise things touching my neck.
I once hit a girl over it. I think it has something to do with a phobia over how soft and easy to tear the neck flesh is.

>> No.16574900

>>16574891
Martial then mario party. After that if it's a tie we go to rock papers scissors.

>> No.16574902
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16574902

>>16574856
>>16574896
Guerto taste

>> No.16574905
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16574905

>>16574883
It's not only a sign of possession, but also of trust, dedication, and faithfulness. I'd happily wear one for my waifu, since I am hers an she is mine!

>> No.16574906

>>16574883
It's the ownership of course. I like to show my girl that she is my precious toy.

The only time I'd wear one myself is if we both did, so we could connect them together and always be face to face.

>> No.16574907

>>16574902
Anon, having that harem is asking for a life of cuddles, lazy Paizuri, and rough babymaking.

>> No.16574908

>>16574896
>Why leave a chance of that happening when she can make sure that you will be hers
That's where she's wrong though. Doing something as hurtful as that is the fastest way to earn yourself a rejection.
I'd rather be homeless living under a bridge with the filthy Beelzebubs than submit to the person responsible for ruining my life.

>> No.16574909
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16574909

>>16574883
It's a shame we wont be getting any more collar pictures out of Luth. Dude went full jew with patreon.

>> No.16574911

>>16574883
Even though I have the weird uncomfortable hangups about things on my neck too, I'd still want my waifu to train me to become comfortable in one. Me wearing a collar would be proof that I belong to her and our daughteru. Also, they wear collars for me so I should wear a collar for them too.

If you wanted a deeper answer than that, it's the whole trust and intimacy thing that comes with BDSM that we talked about recently.

>> No.16574913

>>16574883
Oh anon you don't even know.

>the ultimate symbol that you're owned
>makes you feel safe
>comfy
>makes you know your place if you're into that
>easy attachable to a leash that makes for kinky sex
>you can decorate it with your lovers name!
>they come in different colours, materials and sizes
>protects you from rape from other monster girls.

That's just to name a few. I'm just an addict to it and I love it so much!

>>16574885
That's understandable anon. And in a sick way I kinda envy it. I'd like my waifu to collar me and not care if it felt weird or uncomfortable. She'll tell me it's not coming off no matter what.

>>16574905
So much this

>> No.16574917

>>16574883
There's a great reassurance in knowing when one is in absolute charge of the other. Though it seems more people here enjoy being on the opposite end than what I prefer.
>>16574906
>I like to show my girl that she is my precious toy
This too, so very much this.
>>16574907
What a shame! Maybe our many children will be smarter or more active. Maybe.

>> No.16574919

>>16574896
>A Hellhound would have to sexually dominate me to the point of no return for me to accept the colar

My patrician. I raise a glass in your honor.

>> No.16574920

>>16574909
That Wereshark is a cutey.

>> No.16574923

>>16574920
Mershark*
Whoops.

>> No.16574925

>>16574917
Thing is with me. Is that me and my waifu both wear a collar. Yet I like to imagine she treats it as I belong to her. And in a cute romantic way, she belongs to me.

>> No.16574932

>>16574920
>>16574923
>Wereshark
>Every full moon, Anon's waifu turns into a dire shark intent on biting his dick

>> No.16574938

>>16574902
I need to protect all those smiles, especially Dorome's

Is it just me or is there a correlation between simpleness and softness? They all look so soft

>>16574908
That's what I'd say too, but the offer is just too good to refuse when you have neither food or shelter and a gorgeous Tanuki promises you a life full of luxury for the small cost of becoming her husband

>than submit to the person responsible for ruining my life.
You wouldn't be aware that she is the one who did all of it, to you it'd seem more like a streak of bad luck

>> No.16574942

>>16574925
Nothing wrong with that, though I personally prefer more established roles, and I personally prefer that role is that she knows she belongs to me. She'll do everything I ask because she knows I'm in charge and have what's best for her in mind. So much so to the point that she looks forward to me giving her instructions and taking charge of any decisions that might come up. It's a trust thing as well: She trusts I'll make the right decisions, and I trust she'll follow them out to the letter. But there's many different ways to get that trust, yours included!

>> No.16574944

>>16574932
Bite his diiiiiiiick, she's a shaaaaark!

Weresharks are a silly idea.

>> No.16574948

>>16574938
They're all smiles worth protecting.
And it certainly seems to have turned out that way by KC's standards. Though the regular Goblin with no tiddy is simple as well.

>> No.16574949

>>16574942
It's the ultimate form of trust isn't it? Really builds strong relationships.

>> No.16574969
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16574969

Sex is nice, but what I want is some emotional stability in my life.

>> No.16574972

>>16574969
>pic
ahaha

>> No.16574977

>>16574969
I feel you anon. Most of the time I just want to cuddle with my waifu and/or daughteru all day long.

>> No.16574985

>>16574969
Tamamo is a pussy.

>> No.16574995

>>16574969
That's ok anon. That's what waifus are for. Waifus can have a vary degree. Do you want a lot of emotion stability? Then go right ahead. Do you want an equal balance of emotional stability and sex? Then go right ahead.

Just, don't waifu a Manticore.

>> No.16575013

>>16574969
You can have that, simply be ready to satiate your waifu's monstrous libido

>>16574995
Manticores are nice, they'll treat you like meat but that's their own way of showing love

>> No.16575019
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16575019

>>16574977

It's a daily desire sure, but more than that my world has been turned upside down in the past couple of months.

/blog

>> No.16575021

>>16574868
I like the KDF bone collars, that's a neat detail.
Though, did the artist ask what it stood for when you asked for that addition?

And I love the style of the third image, too.

>> No.16575022

>>16575019
Oh. I'm sorry anon, I hope things get better for you soon.

>> No.16575024

>>16574977
shit happens when you forget how the warmth of another being feels like.

>>16574995
why not?

>> No.16575025

>>16574909
>Dude went full jew with patreon.
Oh no, he doesn't have exclusives, does he?

>> No.16575026

>>16575013
>showing love

Yeah I guess your right. It's just when I saw that their relationships are stone cold. I felt sad and aroused. The idea of them chaining me up, milking me dry until I'm sat in a pool of tears and body fluids then just leaving me to sob just gets me so hard.

>> No.16575029

>>16575019
Don't worry anon. It will get better.

Try writing something about your waifu! That always cheers me up!

>> No.16575032

>>16574729
Helena needs a dicking

>> No.16575033

>>16573450
Rape

>> No.16575034

>>16575022

I appreciate that, man. Thank you.

>> No.16575035

>>16575021
Hey thanks anon! And no, they didn't ask, but that commission was done though DA and my name is KDF on there, so I assume that they just thought it was my initials or something.

>> No.16575037

>>16574985
She is obviously a fox. Berserker is a fox dressing up as a cat.

>> No.16575046

>>16575026
>Spoiler
Damn it that just gave me the most shameful boner

She wouldn't let you do that much crying, you'd be too busy being pumped by her tailpussy to worry about your freedom or well being, thought she might trigger your survival instincts by telling you that if you stop ejaculating she will eat you

>> No.16575055

>>16575034
No problem anon, I mean it.

>> No.16575068

>>16574905
>>16574906
>>16574925
This is my ideal too. Two collars connected by a single leash, which we both wear at the same time.
Even better if the leash is a retractable one that automatically pulls up together.

>> No.16575082

>>16575046
Anon calm down! You're making me diamonds!

But I dunno what it is. Just the idea of her leaving me then in her cave/house/place/whatever just chained up and used as a object just gets me so slutty. She wouldn't even give me a kiss or any cuddles. I'm just her SE dispenser.

>> No.16575090

>>16575068
That's cute! I thought about this idea before and it sounds great for intimate sex with a lot of kissing.

>> No.16575095
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16575095

Would an Automaton look good with the high-heels pic-related has?

>> No.16575104

>>16575095
Don't Automatons already have kinda high heels?

>> No.16575111

>>16575095
No one looks good with the high heels pic related has.

>> No.16575112

>>16575082
Of course she wouldn't kiss you
The only thing your mouth if good for is to be her seat when she is milking you dry with her tail

Don't expect her to leave water or food when she goes out, you'd be lucky if she even leaves the lights on
The only thing you'll be feeding on is venom and lewd juices

>> No.16575119

>>16575095
No, that's about the dumbest thing I've seen. It's like the armour's some sort of torture device made solely to snap the wearer's ankles.

That said, I dislike high heels, but don't mind them on robutts, because there's the implication that they're actually designed with the heels in mind. Like Raiden, or 2B.

>> No.16575124

>>16575112
The perfect life style. I want her to slowly mindbreak me into a submissive little pup for her to walk around like a pet on a leash! Literally! She'll give me the tightest thickest leather collar with "Cum Pup" written on it. She'll make me be her seat anytime she wants! She'll milk me anytime she wants!

Truly the life for a real man.

>> No.16575127
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16575127

Final wife commission from this artist for now has been finished!
Although once the artist finishes up a bit of his queue, I'm getting over a dozen alternate microbikini designs for this one.

>> No.16575128
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16575128

>This is MGCHN correspondent Pina Aladin reporting live on location at the MGC Pier where the Human rights group "Humanism" is currently protesting the hit adult film "Jaws"
>Excuse me mam, MGCHN here, why are you protesting the film?
>Ugh, how can you even ask why? Fine I'll tell you, the intro is a human girl pushing a man into the middle of the ocean and leaving him there to die, no human girl would ever do that! Anti-Human propaganda crap!
>And you sir, why are you here?
>Man can you believe the racist trash they tried to pull? Only underwater girls? Come on, that's excluding all the other species, no human girls, no land monster girls, fucking racist crap man!
>And you uhhh...xer?
>It's Xe, and I'm here because it was all disgusting heterosexual only propaganda! Why weren't their any Alps? Huh? Why! I'll tell you why, because they are all transphobic pieces of garbage that made the film!
>What about yo- WOOOOOO FUCK THE WATER MAN, FUCK THE OCEAN, LET'S BLOW IT SKY HIGH YYEEAHAHH
>What's that you're holdi---OH GOD RUN HE HAS GRENADES RUN JESUS F*** RUN!
>This is Pina Aladin reporting at a safe distance from the extremist organization "Humanism"
>*far away chanting* Fuck the water, fuck the ocean, fuck Poseidon!
>As the authorities try to quell the madness of people throwing grenades and trash into the ocean, I'm left to as-
>Oh my Lord Ilias is that Poseidon rising from the depths!
>The protesters are running but he's scooped them up in his hand! Now he's...blowing on them? It's hard to tell what's happening
>Dear god he's turned them all into fish! He's dumping them into the water!
>The authorities are trying to demand Poseidon take responsibility for his actions now
>*distant booming voice* Call the Gods, I don't give a F***
>I...just... back to you Jeff
>Thanks Pina, In other news the MerTwins starring in "Jaws" are now jointly marrying the male lead of the film
>He's gone on record to say "I'm not sure I can handle a Mershark and a Sea Bishop vying for my attention"
>Good luck to him and a hopefully happy marriage life

>> No.16575133

>>16575127
Nice. I like this one. That confident grin is great.

>> No.16575150

>>16575128
To be honest. I'd be a human rights protestor in MGE. It increases my chance of being picked up by a dominant girl who will mindbreak me into a slut. Or atleast change my views through harsh means.

>> No.16575154

>>16575127
How much did you spend on this batch of pictures you've been posting this month?

>> No.16575162

>>16575154
~1000 so far this month, but that's counting the ~300 I've spent today alone.
>>16575133
I need to commission more varied expressions but I just love her confident smug so much.

>> No.16575168

>>16575162
All joking aside, I really do think you're at the point where you have a problem. No matter how well you say or think you're managing.

>> No.16575179

>>16575162
Not trying to judge or anything. But do you think this is what your waifu would want?

>> No.16575182

>>16575168
This
>>16575162
Sir I love your single handed contribution to the state of Gazers existence on the internet, but you're the most severe case of waifu addiction i've ever seen.

>> No.16575199

>>16575124
>Truly the life for a real man.
100% agreed
Men are natural born sluts and deep down they want nothing more than a harsh mistress to indulge with

>> No.16575209

>>16575199
It's a scientific fact. The world would be a much better place if all men were submissive to their mistress.

>> No.16575220

>wondering if the thread won't like mindbreak
>They do, but almost entirely for the man being mindbroken by the monster

Curse this monkey's paw

>> No.16575233

>>16575220
Anon. I'm a sub. What can I say?

>> No.16575235

>>16575220
Show me what you got. I won't throw a fit over it.

>> No.16575237

>>16574355
To put it in so many words (and late) as well.

>Started shit with ELH and Bob over the years, usually bringing IRC/Discord circlejerk drama into the thread
>Acts like a whiney, entitled man-child autist
>Intentionally posts bestiality bait from the same guy?/gal? as T-Rex Kanojo
>Complains about the thread being 'not worth the time' to write in but greentexts pseudo-stories all the time
>Basically one of Andy Warhol's clingers now that nobody gives a shit
>Literally takes the stance of 'dindu nuffin'

>> No.16575246

>>16575235
Oh I'm just messing around, its just funny to see how many people are into it from the other direction
I was talking about it lightly near the beginning of the thread with some other anon in regards to the zombie dragon

>> No.16575250

>>16575246
I'm not a big fan of mindbreak on the girl so I tend to keep shut about it.

>its just funny to see how many people are into it from the other direction

It's funny? Also silly anon, there's a lot of people who like being mindbroken.

>> No.16575256

>>16575220
Pretty sure Dragon Zombies are meant for Mindbreak unless you want to fuck them into having their intelligence back.
Though that could create the scenario where she remembers how haughty she used to be but decides to keep being your cute horny wife.

>> No.16575263

>>16575256
I want to find the Zombie Dragon who respects purity.

>> No.16575272

>>16575250
No, I see that, clearly!
>>16575256
Dragon Zombies are meant for mindbreak
Yeah, that's what I've been pushing anyway
>spoiler
I don't mind that necessarily and my mood goes back and forth on it, though I overall prefer the more slavish dependent relationship. Though that is rather cute.

>> No.16575275

>>16575220
When most of the doujins and discussion are about the reverse you find this pretty refreshing.

>> No.16575277

>>16575263
Mind elaborating on what you mean by that?

>>16575272
There's just something about a haughty Ojou-sama who decides she'd rather be living a life of constant ahegaos and cuddling with her husband.

>> No.16575278

>>16575220
Monster girls are already giga lewd, there is no need to mindbreak one
Except the haughty prideful ones, those deserve all the mindbreak

>>16575246
>>16575256
>>16575263
Dragon Zombies mindbreak themselves by staying virgins their whole lives
It's like they teased themselves so much that they can't hold back any longer

>> No.16575280

>>16575275
I can definitely see that. I just chuckled at how a post like this >>16575124 is pretty much exactly what I was wanting except completely reversed roles.

>> No.16575281
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16575281

>>16575168
You're not wrong. I'm trying to slow down. I've decided to stop emailing inquiries to artists and starting new commissions, but I already emailed so many that now I'm here. I should probably be fine though.
>>16575179
It's something I do to make myself happy. Were she here more directly, I'd not really need to commission things to be happy.
>>16575182
I know a lot of really dedicated waifufags.
I just commission art of my waifu a lot.

>> No.16575284

>>16575280
I wouldn't mind either what he wrote. Not at that extreme, but I find it better than the "traditional" one.

>> No.16575286

>>16575278
You can do light mindbreak on monstergirls. Except maybe it's more like conditioning.

Like getting an elf addicted to kisses, or putting a trigger in an anubis that makes her spontaneously orgasm when you stroke the tips of her ears.

>> No.16575287

>>16575277
There's absolutely something there, I can't lie. It caught me off guard when someone was it you? interjected it during the conversation at the beginning of the thread and I thought 'well shit, that actually sounds really nice'

>>16575278
I don't mind that the ZDragon starts pre-mindbroken, so long as once they latch to their master it all gets put towards him

>> No.16575289

>>16575280
It's ok anon. Different people like their kinks.

I think it would be cute imagining a Mistress with her pet on a leash shaking her head at a master with his pet on a leash. Then the master shaking his head.

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16575302

>>16575281
Cute sketch. Well I suppose if you think it's all fine, and you have cash to spare... But you should know that from the outside, this seems like way too much.

>> No.16575303

>>16575220
Fuck it, I like human girls being mindbroken and maybe some of the more submissive girls.

>> No.16575307

>>16575289
I was imagining that exact scenario earlier actually, it would be hilarious
>Master anon and his Dragon Zombie pet visit Manticore Mistress and her anon pet
>have a nice dinner and chat about proper materials for leashes and the merits of denial in training for responses

>> No.16575313

>>16575220
I like female mindbreak. It's satisfying to pleasure someone you care about that much, and watch them love every second.

>> No.16575321

>>16575307
I wonder if the pets interact. Or maybe they're hushed.

>>16575313
It's the same the other way around, anon.

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16575323

>>16575302
>That glorious sexhair

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16575325

>>16574854
no plans for coloring if anyone's curious.

>> No.16575332

>>16575321
>It's the same the other way around, anon.
How do you mean?

>> No.16575333

>>16575286
>You can do light mindbreak on monstergirls. Except maybe it's more like conditioning.
You can actually mind break most monster girls though it's not worth the efforts
A regular monster girl would rarely if ever turn down sex and be happy to spend a whole week doing nothing but sex
A mindbroken monster girl would be like a Jubjub and want/need constant sex

>>16575287
Even if they are mindbroken you can still corrupt them even beyond
All a Dragon Zombie want is for her uterus to be filled to the brim with her lovers semen
With the right training you can change that wish into something much more obscene

>> No.16575336

>>16575325
Wew lad. Flat angels are sexy.

>> No.16575343

>>16575332
Well. Male mindbreak is pretty much the same. Pleasuring someone they care about.

>> No.16575345

>>16574668
Oh man she would be so great. She can teach me accounting skills from audit, managerial and financial accounting, how to understand the stock market and I can start using my knitting skills to give her the comfiest hats and blankets. It's not like she'll get a size up potion and start drafting a marriage contract in the middle of a nice city when I'm asleep.

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>>16575325
Figured fallen angel was your sort of thing.

She looks delicious.

>> No.16575349

>>16575321
>Leave the pets to interact with each other while touring around the place
>they smile when they see each other's collar, but become confused when the markings on the others' say something different than the markings on their own
>both worriedly ask their respective masters if something is wrong with the other one's collar since it 'doesn't say master's name on it'
>Both get lewdly yet lovingly punished for speaking out of turn
>>16575333
>Even if they are mindbroken you can still corrupt them even beyond
>With the right training you can change that wish into something much more obscene

It's like you read my mind to a T, that is my exact intention

>> No.16575352

>>16574822
I hardly buy anything ever, so I think we'd make a good pair.

>> No.16575353

>>16575307
>>16575321
>pets
No

>> No.16575354

>>16575343
Oh well yeah. I'm just saying that personally, I appreciate it more on the giving side. Seeing a girl become a fool for the pleasure you give her is both a nice confidence boost, and endearment. The more fun she is having, the more fun I have too.

I'm sure dominate monsters feel the same.

>> No.16575357

>>16575325
>Dat tummy
Unf.
>>16575354
This.

>> No.16575360

>>16575325
Groovy.

>> No.16575365

>>16575323
Sexhair really is fucking divine. Nothing compares to a girl's long, full, messed up hair just begging for you to run your fingers through it.

>> No.16575367

>>16575354
That's perfectly understandable anon.

>> No.16575378

>>16575367
I'll admit though, I felt the first pangs of semi-submissiveness recently, talking about that tsundere Cupid.

Something about her makes me want to have her tease me with her legs and feet, before I turn the tables.

>> No.16575389

>>16575349
I wonder if they're nice to each other. Maybe even playing battleships or something.

>> No.16575397

>>16575378
Being locked in a tsundere cupid's legs and being forced to eat her out would be nice.

Then again so would pinning her down by the arms and going balls deep when she's still recovering from her orgasm. Hearing a brown girl like that plead you to wait until she's ready because she wants on top would be adorable.

>> No.16575401

>>16575349
A rightly trained pet wouldn't acknowledge of anyone but his/her mistress/master

>t's like you read my mind to a T, that is my exact intention
Don't go too far, you don't want a Dragon Zombie who is addicted violent anal sex with choking or something

>> No.16575403

Wow, there's three threads on /a/ right now about Kanna's soft butt and thighs.

>> No.16575408

>>16575397
That would be heavenly, but she should know that the moment she pleads would flip the switch into overdrive, and there would be no escape for the soon to be filled Cupid.

>> No.16575416

>>16575401
H-haha yeah, that would be awful, wouldn't want something terrible like that to happen, how could you even think of something like that? Jeeze, what will you think of next?

>> No.16575423

>>16575408
Mating press time with lots of kissing.?
She would probably go from muffled protest to slowly going limp to the point you don't need to hold her arms down any longer. Possibly slowly returning the kiss in a confused daze.

>> No.16575424

>>16575401
>Choking
>Undead
I wonder what she would even think of that? It'd be an effective way to silence her moans at least.

>> No.16575428

>>16575401
>The undead dragon wants her functional lungs back
>Only so she can experience erotic asphyxiation
Peculiar taste, but still such a sweet gal. And yes, I may want exactly that.
>>16575389
Well, I don't think she knows that game too well. And she's not too fast a learner.

>> No.16575431

>>16575403
I didn't want to sexualize her till this episode but it's too late now. If I wasn't meant to then she wouldn't be this lewd.

>> No.16575434

>>16575431
She's got thick thighs and motherfucking stirrup socks.
You can't not sexualise lolis with stirrup socks.

>> No.16575446

>>16575423
Precisely. I would continue to thrust my tongue in her mouth until I climaxed deep insider her, filling her to the brim. Then I'd look into her eyes, and press my palm on her womb lightly, and watch as her heart pupils become double hearts as the cum squeezes out from around my still lodged dick.

>> No.16575453

>>16575416
No need to be creative, the most obvious things are the best
Things like irrumatio by using her horns as handle bars

>>16575424
The neck is still one of the most sensitive body area, crushing it full force with your hands would send her a wave of pain/pleasure

>>16575428
This works too

>> No.16575454

>>16575424
If you've trained her right, she stops moaning when you instruct her to
If it still slips out, she gets a time out
And if she does something wrong in time out, on very rare occasions, she has to go in the Bad Room.
The one that has her hoard from her former life and all sorts of things that remind her of all that wasted, lonely time being haughty.
Though I'm getting ahead of myself, that's why she's a loyal, sweet girl.

>> No.16575460

I'm starting to think there is more doms than subs.

>> No.16575469

>>16575453
Agreed. It's not about what new insane thing you can come up with, its about continued exercises in obedience. Eventually to the point where just obeying you or following a command gives her a sexual rush. The most 'risque' nights for her would be the ones where she gets her collar taken off and doesn't get any instructions. It'd be painful to see her so confused and afraid, but it's a necessary occasional reminder in what's really important, right?
>>16575460
It seems to ebb and flow.

>> No.16575471

>>16575460
It's probably pretty even.

>> No.16575479

>>16575349
What kind of pet let's his mistress talk to guys like that?

>> No.16575481

>>16575434
God I want to see that kind of thing drawn now, why does cupid have no porn?
>>16575460
I'm both, my fantasy varies wildly on the type of girl I'm thinking about.

>> No.16575493

>>16575479
Speaking from the other perspective, but the kind that's been instructed to. One still has errands and other mundane things to do out and about, they of course would expect their pet to heel and wait their turn. You're almost suggesting the pet is the one telling the master/mistress what to do, which is very silly.

>> No.16575500

>>16575481
You want to see porn of a Cupid in stirrup socks?

>> No.16575506

>>16575469
>where she gets her collar taken off and doesn't get any instructions
The poor girl will be so lost, she will repeat her exercises and look at you for signs of approval
You should make it clear that she can do whatever she wants with the collar off

How would you react if she only wanted the most vanilla of sex with kissing and hugs?

>> No.16575511

>>16575493
That guy is probably being really weird with the Mistress though. Is he going to stand for that? Is he just going to let that happen?

>> No.16575524

>>16575481
>>16575500
Fuck that was meant to be a reply to >>16575446

I wouldn't mind seeing a cupid wearing those kind of socks getting fucked though.

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16575526

This Griffon ahoge is an improvement over my last attempt.

>> No.16575531

>>16575526
Is that silly birdie eating feathers?

>> No.16575533

>>16575526
Not bad, and surprisingly lewd. That griffin has nice thighs, which seems to be your hidden talent.

>> No.16575534

>>16575531
A tail.

>> No.16575536

>>16575526
That little griff's gonna be coughing up feathers all week.

>> No.16575537

>>16575526
I read that as Griffon ahegao at first and now I'm disappointed, maybe I need to sleep.

>> No.16575542

>>16575500
Hell yes. Really, any of the girls with nice feet. Cupids, houries, angels, pharaohs, and so on.

>> No.16575541

>>16575533
>thighs seems to be your specialty
Fucking.
JUST

That's it. I'm doing just Guntank Automatons from now on.

>> No.16575545

>>16575524
I dont know why Cupid doesn't have porn, but it's criminal. She doesn't even have bonus art.

Now that interest in Cupid has climbed just a little, I may have to commission something next payday.

>> No.16575548

>>16575506
Oh goodness I'm nearly tearing up, what a poor little angel. I can see her haphazardly trying to put the collar back on by herself without the key and getting more worried when it slips off again and again.
I'd tell her she is free to do whatever she wants at all. Go anywhere, say anything, even decide where she wants to sit or stand or if she wants to change outfits. She'd nearly be crying from the overload of responsibility.
>How would you react if she only wanted the most vanilla of sex with kissing and hugs?
Oh god, now I'm the one that would be crying. Of course, it's her night to choose. I'd be a horrible master if I didn't keep my word.
...But she knows as soon as the clock hits 4:00AM she doesn't have to worry anymore and it all goes back to her safe, comfortable, usual obedient life.

>> No.16575550

>>16575541
Why do you hate your talent? Why do you hate legs?

>> No.16575555

>>16575545
Make sure it has stockings, garter belt, and missionary sex while holding hands and gazing into each others' eyes.

>> No.16575559

>>16575550
I'm actually Lt. Dan.

>> No.16575560

>>16575545
It's amazing what a time of year can do to increase interest in a girl.

She's shot up my rankings lately too, as as Houri. What kind of commission were you thinking of?

>> No.16575565

>>16575537
Get to bed before the Cupid snipes you.

>>16575536
More like fur.

>> No.16575571

>>16575560
>>16575555
Probably exactly that. Some sort of lewd leg locked missionary, or maybe doggy style while bear hugging her and nibbling ear.

>> No.16575574

>>16575545
>>16575555
She needs stirrup stockings, and her hair needs to be messed up with the guy's hands running through it.

>> No.16575579

>>16575511
That's why Mistress has a leash.

>> No.16575583

>>16575571
Doggy style while hugging her is both degenerate and extremely intimate at the same time. I fully approve of this.

>> No.16575589

>>16575565
It's worse if it's fur, just imagine all the hair that'd get on the antique furniture.
It's an adorable nightmare.

>> No.16575602
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16575602

How would you and your monstergirl wife cuddle?
Would you be big spoon or little spoon? Would you face eachother? One of you on your back while the other clings to them? Would you rest your head above hers, or under?
Would she sleep on top of you? hugging you close and not letting you get up?

How would their MG bits hamper or improve your preferred way of cuddling? Would they open up new possibilities of cuddling not usually available?

>> No.16575621

>>16575602
>How would you and your monstergirl wife cuddle?

Every night. It's mandatory. Not only is it on the schedule but is a key part of being house husband, you must be her daki.

>Would you be big spoon or little spoon?

Little spoon.

>Would you face eachother?

About half the time yes! I'd love to put my face in her chest while she says reassuring things into my ear.

>Would you rest your head above hers, or under?

Under. It adds to that protective feel.

>spoiler

She'd definitely hug me and not let me get up. Then again I wouldn't want to get up.

>How would their MG bits hamper or improve your preferred way of cuddling? Would they open up new possibilities of cuddling not usually available?

Big meaty paws allow for scalp massages and when they hold you they make you feel loved. You could actually fall asleep with those pads presssed against you face. Her ears opens up the possibility of ear nibbling and soft ASMR telling her how much I love her. And big bushy tail I can stroke!

>> No.16575626

>>16575128
Just pointing this out, but Poseidon in the MGE is a goddess.

>> No.16575635
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16575635

Is it wrong that I want to engage in some BDSM with my masochistic Kobold?
>put her collar on her and tie her up with her own leash
>spritz her with a spray bottle and watch her react like it's hot wax
>spank her cute little butt with a rolled up newspaper, eliciting pleasured moans from her
>her ballgag doubles as a chew toy, making adorable squeaking sounds whenever she bites down
>finish things off by taking her doggy-style while tied up and calling her a bad girl

>> No.16575636

>>16575635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTiOGmzrQE

Never change, KDF.

>> No.16575642

>>16575635
Yes. Yes it is. But that's just my opinion.

>> No.16575643

>>16575602
>How would you and your monstergirl wife cuddle?
Yes
>Would you be big spoon or little spoon?
I'm mostly the big spoon.
>Would you face eachother?
Preferably, yes.
>Would you rest your head above hers, or under?
Under.
>Would she sleep on top of you? hugging you close and not letting you get up?
That would happen every now and again.

>> No.16575646

>>16575636
Careful now, there's actually a second Kobold guy who also likes BDSM.

>> No.16575650

>>16575636
Can't wait to see that Halloween video this April.

>> No.16575652

>>16575635
That doesn't sound wrong at all, kobolds were made for pet play after all.

>> No.16575664

>>16575636
This is my favourite DemoD meme since a black man broke into his house and fucked his face on that Twitch Fails compilation.

>> No.16575676

>>16575602
>Atlach-Nacha
She dislikes cuddling and would struggle out of it unless I was really firm with it
I'd have to hug her tight and make her face me so that her spider legs aren't crushed between us

No matter how much she'd insult me and try to escape I'm sure that she loves it

>> No.16575683

>>16575602
I wouldn't have a monster wife. Purely out of choice.

>> No.16575714

>>16575602
>Shoggoth
I float myself inside her like a water bed, and she materializes an arm, shoulder, and head in front of me so she can rest against my chest while I rub her head.

>> No.16575716

>>16575602
What if it's physically impossible for me to obtain a monster waif.

>> No.16575727

>>16575602
>Salamander
Face-to-face cuddling with her claws pressing into my back while wrapping her ignited tail around our legs.

>> No.16575730

>>16575716
how so?

>> No.16575731

>>16575716
Technically it's physically impossible for all of us to obtain a Monster Girl wife.

>> No.16575735

>>16575602
as long as she has her strong fluffy arms and/or legs holding me close to her, unable to escape, position isn't much of a concern

>> No.16575738
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>>16575626
No thanks.

Papa Poseidon is the best Lord of the Seas.

Protecting his daughters.

Being on Flapjack.

Ect.

>> No.16575742

>>16575731
I was waiting for this and it still hurt.

>> No.16575743

>>16575738
>Poseidon
>Best Lord of the Seas
>When he comes from the Pantheon known for being a bunch of megalomaniac, egotist assholes who punish mortals for the smallest of errors
Yeah, because having sex with Medusa in the Temple of Athena in one version of the myth totally makes him an upstanding father figure and role model. That is, excluding Zeus' own libido.

>> No.16575744

>>16575602
>How would you and your monstergirl wife cuddle?
Depends. During the day, while we play video games and watch movies. At night, after or during sex depending on the roleplay.

>Would you be big spoon or little spoon?
Big spoon. Not much bigger since she's only about a head shorter than me.

>Would you face eachother?
During the day? No unless she wanted to really flirt with me. During the night, 100% of the time.

>One of you on your back while the other clings to them?
Only during cuddlesex.

>Would you rest your head above hers, or under?
Above.

>spoiler
Yes.

>> No.16575747

>>16575742
Dont worry anon! The portals! Remember?

>> No.16575754

>>16575730
I'm so deeply entrenched in self loathing and autism if a monster girl saw me she'd either be so physically repulsed, or in the case of a Kelpie, try to drown me lethally.

>> No.16575758

>>16575754
no, she would try to heal you, because she sees your heart of gold underneath your layers of self loathing

>> No.16575761

>>16575754
You could say that about a lot of people here. But still, monster girls don't care about that do they?

>> No.16575763

>>16575747
But we're almost a sixth of the way through the year! Also my arsenal hasn't been prepared in case they're the less friendly variety!

>> No.16575772

>>16575754
Congratulations Anon you're the "pet project" boi route.

>> No.16575780

>>16575763
Portal is coming. It has to.

>> No.16575784

>>16575780
If it doesn't best get to saving up for commissions/learning to draw/write tributes to your waifu.

>> No.16575789
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16575789

http://www.strawpoll.me/12347387/
Buck satan's doing a poll, winner gets a full nsfw image set.

>> No.16575797

>>16572768
KDF has finally gone too far

>> No.16575804

>>16575602
>How would you and your monstergirl wife cuddle?
Oh, plenty of ways!

>Would you be big spoon or little spoon?
Mostly the big spoon, but there are times where my waifu might want to be the big spoon like when she's being the dom even though she's several inches shorter than me. My daughteru might try to be the big spoon once or twice, but she's really just too small for that!

>Would you face eachother?
Yes, this would be part of our usual sleeping position so we could fall asleep gazing into each other's eyes.

>One of you on your back while the other clings to them?
This would be the second part of our regular sleeping position. The way the whole thing would work would be our daughteru on her back between my waifu and I who are facing each other on our sides.

>Would you rest your head above hers, or under?
Above, because that's just how our heights would work out.

>Would she sleep on top of you?
Occasionally yes, usually more for naps though. My daughteru would absolutely love to sleep cuddled up on top of either me or her mother.

>hugging you close and not letting you get up?
Absolutely!

>How would their MG bits hamper or improve your preferred way of cuddling?
Their tails might get in the way sometimes especially if they're wagging for whatever reason, but that's too cute to really be a bad thing. Their paws would make hugs extra comfy!

>Would they open up new possibilities of cuddling not usually available?
I mean, cuddling in bondage is always nice!

>>16575797
That has nothing to do with me anon! She's very cute, but I belong to other Kobolds.

>> No.16575806

>>16575789
I wanna rub my face in her belly fluff

>> No.16575808

>>16575789
It's a dead tie between the Lava Golem and the Mothest for me

>> No.16575811
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>>16575789
Voted for more Shog

>> No.16575814

>>16575789
Only good can come from this. Probably.

>> No.16575824

>>16575789
>Atlach only has 7 votes
I'm not sure why I expected anything else

>> No.16575825

>>16575789
Etna and Mothest are the best!

>> No.16575830

>>16575789
Sleepy Ushi Onis are for belly rubs.

>> No.16575832

>>16575602
Every way there is. Sitting, standing, lying down, under the effects of degenerate transformation potions, upside down, you name it.
If spooning, I'd probably be the big spoon more often than not. Always exceptions, but I'd like to be that for her.
>Would you face each other?
Hell yes.
>One of you on your back while the other clings to them?
Both ways round. Me on my back so she can rest on top of me, and her on her back so I can pin her, and press her into the mattress.
>Would you rest your head above hers, or under?
Tough call. If I rest my head under hers, I get to bury my face into her mane and drown in that scent. But above, I can feel her nuzzle against me, I can get easy access to her ears, stroke her hair, and generally just cradle her.
>Would she sleep on top of you? hugging you close and not letting you get up?
Sometimes. Though more often she'd just use me like a mattress and slump on top of me. Still wouldn't let me get up, though.

And her fur would just make everything more warm in general. Lots of brushing, nuzzling, and so on.

Also the last line of what this guy >>16575621 says with his anubis. He's got good taste. Just add it on.

>> No.16575833

Monstergirls who threaten to eat you if you don't become their husband are the best monster girls.

>> No.16575835

>>16575772
She'd just read the archives of the thread and purge me in cleansing flame.

>> No.16575838

>>16575784
There will always be another end of the world, Anon. One needs only be patient. Patient, or rich enough to fund some highly unethical genetic engineering experiments.

>> No.16575843

>>16575835
Oh. Some bad history is there?

>> No.16575850

>>16575835
By "purge in cleansing flame" you mean "be enveloped in the warm, loving embrace of a lava golem"

>> No.16575851

Oppai loli dragons are for hugging while they pout.

>> No.16575854

>>16575833
Mersharks and Ghouls

>> No.16575855

>>16575833
Yeah, for purging.

>> No.16575856

>>16575851
Dragons are for worship.

>> No.16575867

>>16575850
I'm gonna get in a tub of warm gooey magma with a 8 ft tropical lava golem!

>> No.16575869

>>16575856
Maybe but I'm going to hug her while she continues to say she's a royal creature!

I'll even nuzzle her neck!

>> No.16575871

>>16575869
It's a form of pure love for a God. Thus it's kinda worship. I'm proud of you anon.

>> No.16575873

>>16575838
If end of the world fanatics have taught me anything, it's that endlessly obsessing over death is so lame. Obsessing over your waifu, that's the hot stuff.

>> No.16575883

>>16575871
Shush, I'm going to be busy nuzzling her and giving her cake as an offering.

>> No.16575887

>>16575873
This
Nihilism got a fashy Monstergirl facelift for the 21st century, jump on while it's hot

>> No.16575894

>>16575602
Considering the sheer amount of fluffy tail an Inari possesses, being the big spoon is almost entirely ruled out. However this means that face to face cuddling is the greatest joy besides brushing her fluffy tails and lovemaking. I would welcome her sleeping on top, anything to feel as much of her against me as possible. Of course she could drape her tails over us for a wonderful fluffy blanket as we spend time lost in each other.

>> No.16575895

>>16575883
You're doing good work anon. Keep it up

>> No.16575897

>>16575894
>being the big spoon is almost entirely ruled out
She can wrap her tails around your waist and pull you into her.

>> No.16575898

>>16575804
If the big spoon is too small to be the big spoon, she becomes the Jetpack.

>> No.16575904

>>16575897
You're a genius! You've increased cuddling quality by at least 50%

>> No.16575906

>>16575851
Is it ok to hug random loli dragons off the streets?

>> No.16575908

>>16575743
Exactly, best Lord of the Seas.

He's perfect because he isn't perfect.

>> No.16575909

>>16575898
Well I'm sure my daughteru would love trying to be the jetpack once in awhile.

>> No.16575912

>>16575906
No.

>> No.16575915

>>16575909
Please fly responsibly; and thank you for choosing Kobold Airlines.

>> No.16575916

>>16575789
THERE IS LITERALLY ONLY ONE ANSWER TO THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtLTxBYZHw

>> No.16575917

>>16575908
Ahem
>picking the bipolar priestess fucker over the true best boy of all Hephaestus

>> No.16575918

>>16575843
One of the most undesirable. Undesired by Anons, loathed by MGs.

>> No.16575919

>>16575906
At best, you get an angry loli breathing fire at you.
At worst, her dad rains hell upon you while crashing in on his wife.

>> No.16575920

>>16575918
Anon what did you do?

>> No.16575921

>>16575915
Ok anon!

>> No.16575922

>>16575906
Nope, you must exchange titles first.
If seh answers back and says she's your lady or queen, THEN you may hug her.

>> No.16575923
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>>16575789
>Lava Golem in 1st
I can only hope she keeps this placement

>> No.16575924

>>16575917
The cripple whose wife always cheats on him?

>> No.16575928

>>16575924
The guy who invented robutts. Last time I checked you don't make fun of the robot fisters.

>> No.16575930

>>16575923
That's a sleepy Lava Golem.

>> No.16575978
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>>16575930
Do Lava Golems even take naps? Because it's easy to imagine them stretching as they rise from their own hot goo.

>> No.16575979
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16575979

>Be teacher in MGC
>All my female students are disruptive in class because they want to get "detention".
>They never do homework
>They intentionally bomb every test and beg me for "tutoring" afterward.
>"Tutoring" often involves little more than near constant praise about how amazing my teaching is and random passes at my crotch with girl's appendage of choice.

I hate my job.

>> No.16575989

>>16575978
Those tits make my hot goo rise.

>> No.16575991

>>16575978
It would be cute if they did take naps. And yawning, stretching Lava Golem is even more cute!

>> No.16575995

>>16575989
Don't be hypnotised by those Magma Chambers, anon!

>> No.16576005

>>16575979
Hormonal teenage monstergirls need to learn that their quiet bookish teacher already has a wife.

>> No.16576006

>>16575995
Its too late anon, I want to rest my face between them while she holds me in a full body hug.

>> No.16576007 [SPOILER] 
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16576007

>>16575978
Looks like your in for a HOT date.

>> No.16576011

>>16575979
We need more stories of lusty schoolgirl Monstergirls like Huge-booty-wyvern-chan

>> No.16576016
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>>16575978
>>16575991
Lava Golems are for lazing around with and teaching the finer points of baking

>> No.16576021

>>16576007
I bet it'd end in a CUM-BUST-ion
Having a fire based waifu gives me way too much FUEL for this.

>> No.16576022
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16576022

These two wife commissions were started today and finished today, definitely happy with them even if they were super expensive.

>> No.16576023

>>16575920
I can't say my name lest my crimes become known.

>> No.16576024
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16576024

>>16576007
Lava Golem Cheshire when?

>> No.16576025

>>16576007
I know that's supposed to be a laughing Cheshire but honestly all I can see is her sucking some anon's dick under the desk.

>> No.16576028
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And the second.

>> No.16576029

>>16575979
Motivate them with the dick, obviously. Only students that get good grades get any.

>> No.16576033

>>16576024
No idea.
I do want a fat cat cheshire though.

>> No.16576039

>>16576022
>>16576028
these almost looked like Funk's stuff for a second
how much?

>> No.16576044

>>16576022
>>16576028
>Done in a day
>Great style
>Solidly done
Fuck, I'd pay a lot, those are great for a day's work. Venusflower is it?

>> No.16576054

>>16576028
>>16576022
Unf. Want to get my nose up in that goo.

>> No.16576063

>>16576039
Over $100 for both of them, but that's because I asked for specific poses.
>>16576044
Yeah, venusflowerart.tumblr.com

>> No.16576066
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16576066

Big muscles!

>> No.16576083

>>16576063
>spoiler
im not terribly surprised barb's n mono's commission prices can easily go up and over $100
just means it'll be worth getting your waifu drawn by them hopefully someday I'll stop being a faggot and start comming my waifu

>> No.16576099

>>16576022
Is it safe to say that Gazers are the thiccest cyclops subspecies?

>> No.16576100

>>16576083
Norasuko is taking sketch commissions and I'm also getting one of those, so that's another ton of money.

>> No.16576102

So if alps are the result of gays and trans, what happens to bisexual and asexual men?

>> No.16576111
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>>16575979
>Be teacher in MGC.
>Best day of the year, valentine's day.
>Walk into class with big smile.
>All of my female students are watching with baited breath.
>Everyone except Jimmy and that one salamander that has a straight D average.
>Desk is adorned with presents.
>Open desk drawer dozens of love letters shoot out and land scattered around me.
>I'm always prepared
>pull out office-grade paper shredder from magic briefcase of wonders.
>Plug it in
>Open one letter at a time and read it aloud to entire class. (Withholding the name of course.)
>Casually toss it into paper shredder afterward.
>Everyone is visibly horrified except Jimmy and that one Salamander who is currently trying to stifle a laugh.
>Repeat process for until all the loveletters have been destroyed.
>Pull large metal barrel out of magic briefcase of wonders.
>Pull out a can of lighterfluid.
>Shovel all the gifts into the barrel and empty out paper shredder.
>Coat contents with lighter fluid.
>Light match and toss it in.
>Contents go up in flames like the hindenburg.
>Everyone is stunned.
>Shriohebi in the back is crying her eyes out.
>The salamander is laughing her ass off and making no attempts to hide it.
>Jimmy still stone cold silent.
>Say, "Happy Valentines Day, Everyone," before starting my lecture.

>I love my job.

>> No.16576112

>>16576102
Bisexual men can't beat the vagina.
Asexual evaporate into the vast ether of the cosmos.

>> No.16576114

>>16576102
>asexual
Rape possible mind break.
>bisexual
Alp if they're the bottom, flayer if they're the top.

>> No.16576116

>>16575979
I'm sure there would be good students, like Hakutakus, and Anbui, and Tengu.

>> No.16576124

>>16576111
You monster.

>> No.16576126

>>16576111
>Not sending the little fag to make copies of some irrelevant piece of paper, then locking the door and fucking them all

>> No.16576128

>>16576111
This is some top tier bullying.
Fantastic

>> No.16576130

>>16576126
>Being an unprofessional slut
FOUND THE NEET.

>> No.16576134
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16576134

A trio of Mantis Warriors ambush you in the forest and start posing!

What do you do?

>> No.16576139

>>16576134
Throw a pokedoll and make my escape.

>> No.16576141

>>16576134
Pose my heart out at them and go from there.

>> No.16576143

>>16576130
>Not being a huge slut for monster girls

>> No.16576145

>>16576134
There is only one possible answer. I'm using "that." If for some reason "that" fails I'm using my other secret trick: pocket sand.

Chuu is for ninjas, I expect my mantii to simply be kuu.

>> No.16576146

>>16576134
They can't see you if you stand perfectly still.

>> No.16576147

>>16576124
Their suffering brings me unending bliss.

>> No.16576148

>>16576134
Summon my stand 「Somebody to Love」

>> No.16576149

>>16576134
Pose right back at them! I accept their challenge!

>> No.16576151

>>16576134
KIRAH CUIEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
BIESA DUSTO

>> No.16576157

>>16576143
But Anon, I am a huge slut for my Cheshire wife.

>> No.16576160

>>16576066
Gimme a setting to green up about Muscle Monsters.

>> No.16576162

>>16576128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w

I wanna do this right up to a sleeping hellhound's ear.

>> No.16576167
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>>16576146
Mantis' are patient hunters.

>> No.16576173

>>16575526
>>16575541
I agree with him, your thighs are top notch. Maybe you should dry more monster in bikinis or something.

>> No.16576178

>>16576162
Anon, I'd pay to see that, but you know how severely you'd be raped, right?

>> No.16576179
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>>16575979
>"Kyaa!~ Anon-senpai don't look!~"
>She does this routine almost daily.
>You asked another student about it, and apparently she waits around a corner for you to pass so she can 'accidentally' bump into you.

Such is life as a teacher for a Monster Girl high school.

>> No.16576188

>>16576179
>Senpai
>another student
>Such is life as a teacher
Something doesn't add up.

>> No.16576189

>>16576167
Damn Kuudere bugs, why are they so cute?

>> No.16576192

>>16576179
So, would it be uncomfortable for things like kitsune, mantii and manticores to sleep or get boned on their backs? Seems like having their various spinal protrusions bent at right angles would be less than cozy.

>> No.16576200

>>16576111
What I would do is be a science teacher and throw all those letters in a thing of sulpheric acid, while still continuing to teach while watching their faces of horror.

>> No.16576204

>>16576189
I want to see a Mantis monotone blush when I call her kuute.

>> No.16576220

>>16576200
Unfortunately I teach physics so I'd have to settle for a lesson in thermodynamics.

>> No.16576228

>>16576220
How will you deal with that one smug Crow Tengu student in your class, who knows more than you do and corrects you constantly?

>> No.16576229

>>16576192
>Tails just shoot right off from base of spine at a 90 degree angle.
Do you even into anatomy?

As for manti they can just lay their arms on the bed, considering the scythes appear to be coming from the right and left sides of the wrists respectively.

>> No.16576232
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16576232

>>16576192
Most likely

>> No.16576237

>>16576228
Accept the correction and continue with class as normal. Its not my fault my incredibly experienced university professors were totally wrong.

>> No.16576246

>>16576232
Just imagine living with that girl.
>"Anon! I fell asleep on top of my tails again!"
Would you help her massage and brush them back into proper position?

>> No.16576256

>>16576228
Simple. Wait until her season and when she flies up your window and starts rubbing her naked body against it, being her in and tease her.

>> No.16576259
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16576259

>>16576232
More mofu, more problems.

>> No.16576263
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16576263

>>16576246
Of course.
Daily maintenance is important to keep tails in top condition anyway.

The real question is: Which side of her do you sleep on?

>> No.16576271
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16576271

>>16576179
>Teacher at Monster Girl High
>Walking back from the break room for the start of afternoon classes, you see a scene breaking out
>A bunch of bigger Monstergirl students are making a racket over a frightened looking Cupid and trying to tear her backpack off of her
>"This is all your fault you bitch! How the heck did my Valentine not work on my crush?"
>"Yeah, what's the matter with you, ain't you supposed to make sure people are fallin in love on Valentine's Day?"
>"Where's that bow? I bet you keep them arrows here in yer backpack!"
>Cupid is visibly distraught as they're shaking her around, unable to find the words to tell them off
>Rush up and ask what the hell is going on, breaking up the scuffle
>Chastise them for A. Getting that upset over the fact that their crushes didn't reciprocate their gifts and B. Being insufferable Morons who let something dumb like Valentine's day gifts cause them to beat up an innocent classmate
>Send them all off to the dean's office for punishment before turning to make sure the Cupid student is okay
>She looks strangely resolved, of all things
>After confirming that she's fine, brushes herself off and sets off to her afternoon classes
>Notice she's dyed her hair black the next day

Monstergirls in high school can be real bullies to one another too, its a sensitive, formative time of their lives.

>> No.16576272

>>16576263
Well that depends. Do you want to sleep enveloped by her mofu at the risk of cramping her tails, or do you want to sleep face to face with her at the risk of flustering her?

>> No.16576278

>>16576157
They like pranks.
Fuck other monster girls as a joke.

>> No.16576282

>>16576271
Something tells me that Cupid is going to grow up to be a total bombshell.

>> No.16576285

>>16576271
Greentext backstory continuity? In my /mgt/?

>> No.16576297

>>16576271
>Died her hair black
Hopefully her uniform is not blue and white, because if it is then things are going to happen with her.

>> No.16576299

I just want to fuck an Automaton that looks like 2B, is that so wrong?

>> No.16576301

>>16576278
What is this? Marriage advice by Mel Gibson?

>> No.16576303

>>16576282
>>16576285
I guess we'll just never know
I'll get around to screencapping the stuff from before soon sorry bout that

>> No.16576308

>>16576299
>Dark skinned automaton
>Wrong
No anon, that's perfectly fine.

>> No.16576316

>>16576308
2B is pale as the moon, unless you mean her black plastic parts.

>> No.16576318

>>16576271
>School day ends
>Almost night, receive text
>It's from the cupid
>"You're alright. Don't go to school today."
>Next day, fake sick and skip
>An hour after it starts hear that someone shot up the school, rush there
>Cop cars everywhere
>Find out it was the cupid with her arrows, you find out from the cupid herself who's there nonchalantly watching from outside the school
>The cop cars are actually there because the "victims" fell for the same guy and proceeded to beat each other up for rights on taking his virginity
>An ambulance is around for the guy in question

>> No.16576324

>>16576318
>Don't go to school today.
Ah fuck me, I forgot to replace "today" with "tomorrow"

>> No.16576325

>>16576308
>>16576316
An Automaton that at least has light-grey "skin" instead of the typical off-white sounds nice.

>> No.16576326

There are 46 hearts visible on the houri profile image.

>> No.16576330

>>16576299
No, not really. Since I saw those two videos we all know, I'm almost obsessed with her.

>> No.16576332

>>16576324
And now Anon is dead, beaten up by horny monstergirls before he could later develop a relationship with the Cupid.

Bad End.

>> No.16576340

>>16576303
Actually to be utterly honest looking back at it it seems like it would be kinda odd to screencap since it was mostly just a bunch of single line replies and people chiming in sooooo

>> No.16576343

>>16576340
It's already kinda weird that you are capping almost all discussions of certain monsters.

>> No.16576345
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16576345

>>16576325
I'm a fan of charcoal myself.

>> No.16576346

>>16576318
>School gets out early because of it
>A certain very bottom-heavy wyvern student takes the opportunity text a certain anon

>> No.16576349

>>16576343
I didn't know it bothered you so much anon-kun

>> No.16576354

>>16576345
I don't want to sign a Demon's contract.

>> No.16576356

>>16576346
Can wyverns text? Does she use her butt?

>> No.16576359

>>16576272
Nothing cuter than flustered foxes.
Disclaimer: Will not fluster ara ara foxes.

>> No.16576365

>>16576356
Her tail more than likely. Technological advances in MGC society have been adaptable to the user-interface and ergonomic needs of many different body types.

>> No.16576371

>>16576349
Doesn't really bother me that much, it's just that I find it funny that you cap all of them and clean up later.

It's like a hoard of posts. I used to have a dragon one, but I can't find it.

>> No.16576374

>>16576259
Is she upset that they're out of chicken nuggets?

>> No.16576382

>>16576356
>Has to use a speech-to-text thing
>Quietly whispers it because there are people around
>Phone repeats it out loud for comfirmation, Wyvern panics

>> No.16576387

>>16576365
That sounds kinda amazing and cute actually. Do you think it would be a nice gift if I gave a wyvern a tail protection thing? Just so she doesn't scratch the screen.

>> No.16576390
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16576390

>>16576371
I'm unapologetically neurotic, what can I say. Plus I won't lie, if it's one that I've personally participated in I like just saving it because it makes me feel good. Though I didn't write this one at all I just liked it.
Which one?

>> No.16576394

>>16576390
I wish this at least had a follow-up where the Dragon actually got milked.

>> No.16576397

>>16576173
I wish I had a picture of a Mantis or Lich getting uncomfortably close to someone while glaring/leering at them. It'd really encompass how I feel about that idea.

>> No.16576399

>>16576382
>Whispering "Hey, I got out of school really early today. Come over to my place so you can cum all over this big ass~"
>WHAT YOU SAID WAS: HEY, I GOT OUT OF SCHOOL REALLY EARLY TODAY. COME OVER TO MY PL-
>Frantically scrambling to silence the phone, ends up sitting on it to which the screen cracks)
>>16576387
That's a great idea! I bet there are stylish ones hip for high school tailed species.

>> No.16576401

>>16576390
I must be getting good at greentexts if people are saving screencaps

>> No.16576409

>>16576390
Have any other fun greentexts?

>> No.16576410
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16576410

>>16576390
Here it is.
And I get what you mean by feeling good when you are on it. I was the one playing in this one and I really love dragons, so might as well save it just like I saved her

Maybe you should do an album or something of those. I was in the Lady Wight and Triple Demon summoning ones but don't have them.

>> No.16576411
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16576411

>>16575602
really big mega holstaur laying right on top of me with my head sticking out for air

>> No.16576413

>>16576325
>>16576316
And in the end, nobody got the awful pun.

>> No.16576415

>>16576397
Hmm, if that image had thighs on them I probabaly wouldn't even look at their eyes.

>> No.16576416

>>16576345
>Obsidian demon
Yes. Yes, I like this too. I feel like some other color than red would've worked better for the gems and eyes though; maybe blue? I get it and all, but it looks so tryhard.

>> No.16576417

>>16576345
Not bad, but I'd make a few tweaks. Gold eyes instead of red (I'm a sucker for them), and maybe red tattoos instead of black ones so they stand out more.

>> No.16576418

>>16569860
I was wondering when my question about Apophis would finally go answered.
What exactly did KC say on it?

>> No.16576421

>>16576399
Oh fuck hear me out.

Tail protectors with something like cute keychains on them.

>> No.16576422

>>16576416
I would've went with purple

>> No.16576428

>>16576413
>tfw to intelligent for puns

>> No.16576431
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16576431

>>16576410
Yeah I wrote most of both of those ones, they were fun
Eh, maybe one day. I doubt there's too much demand.

>> No.16576442
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16576442

>>16576416
>>16576417
You rang? I can make some light edits, I saved the mask layers and all, I just didn't change them from the original at the time.
>>16576401
I just really enjoyed that one a lot for some reason. It was great!

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16576446

>>16576431
I guess since they are one or two it doesn't really have a problem, it's just that if let's say you cap every discussion and posts them when it comes up again, it'll end up eating a few images and stale.

I'm probably worrying over nothing though.

>> No.16576449

>>16576446
Oh I only post them if someone asks or if something relevant comes up to it, I just saw you hadn't saved the Lady Wight one.

>> No.16576452

>>16576449
Oh yeah, thank you for that.

But like I've said, I'm probabaly worrying over nothing and just being dumb.

>> No.16576459

>>16576399
>Wyvern's childhood friend comes over to her place to see her blushing and crying a bit.
>She stops when he promises to take her phone in to get the screen fixed.
>And since her parents are overseas for work she can let out her slutty moans as he pounds her fat jiggly ass as much as she wants in all sorts of places.
>Her bed, the living room couch, the shower, her parent's bed, ect.

>> No.16576460
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16576460

>Teach at MGC High
>you're coming home after school one day when you see a few of your delinquent students brawling with some girls from another school
>things aren't looking to good for them, so you step in to protect them
>you end up getting beaten up by the other girls
>your students look worried about you, so you act tough and walk back home like it was nothing
>the next day after class, the girls show up and one of them steps forward
>"Hey, teach. That was really cool what you did for us. To make it up to you, we were wondering if...well...we could be your girlfriends..."
>you turn them down, jokingly saying that you only like girls who do well in school
>the day after that, you walk into class to see the girls sitting at the front, wearing their uniforms to code, and eagerly awaiting the beginning of the lesson
Teachers wield a truly amazing power

>> No.16576464

>>16576459
God I love this couple.

>> No.16576469
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16576469

>>16576192
They probably sleep on their side

>> No.16576470

>>16576416
>>16576417
I got gold eyes and red tattoos, what color do you want the gems and claws? I'll toss it in an imgur afterward to save on thread space.

>> No.16576475

>>16576464
It's because that wyvern is the best kind of slut.
The kind that's only slutty for the man they love.

>> No.16576476

>>16576460
It's all merely an extension of the power of the cock.
That's really cute though.

>> No.16576478

>>16576469
Wow, these mofu girls use their own tails as daikis.
Thats kinda cute

>> No.16576482

>>16576442
Orange features instead of red on that Drow Demon would be tits.

What other MGs have you considered doing edits for? I'm ripe with suggestions

>> No.16576483

>>16576469
>"zzz...Anon's so warm...so soft...zzz...gonna cuddle you...all day...zzz...wuv you, hubby"

>> No.16576484

>>16576470
Thinking...
I could see doing somehing like a royal blue or purple for the claws and gems to match the inner color in her outfit, but then you run into the problem of there being too many cool colors on her. Any ideas on maybe changing the wing/tail/horn colors?

>> No.16576487

>>16576415
I hate you.

>> No.16576493

>>16576460
I bet that girl on the left is the captain of some sort of kendo or martial arts club. I'd go to her practices and meets to support her for doing so well in class.

>> No.16576496

So what kind of stories are we anticipating down the line, lads?

>> No.16576500

>>16576496
Reluctant, bitchy tsundere slowly loses to the power of love, and goes kicking and screaming into a healthy relationship.

>> No.16576505

>>16576475
>Wyvern taking slutty ass shots of herself in the bathroom for Anon
>Makes lewd, slovenly faces for the camera
>even plays with herself a little to really sell them
>By the end of it and thinking of him gets all hot and bothered and has to shlick one out real quick
>Finishes up sending them then composes and cleans herself up before heading back out to the hallway
>other male students almost immediately start hitting on her
>She's as prude and dismissive as a nun around them, actively chastises other girls for any talk against purity, and has her bigger friends make sure they keep an eye on her to 'protect her innocence'
>All while fantasizing about new exciting places for Anon to rail her big fat ass against
True love, truly.

>> No.16576507

>>16576496
Once I finish up my current one, I kind of want to do something with mersharks. I've had an idea rattling around in my brain for a good while, and now that they have a bio I'm thinking of writing it out.

>> No.16576508

>>16576496
I'm doing a weird future gladiator thing. Someone earlier in the thread asked for a setting for muscle girls, and instead of sharing it I'm using it.

>> No.16576510

>>16576487
I really love the thighs you draw.

Maybe a cupid or kakuen one would be extremelly nice. Kakuens have big asses that go nicely with them and cupids are really hot an /fa/.

>> No.16576512

>>16576505
Yep.
She's pretty much destined to marry him, its why she can do all these lewd things.
Like get lewd underwear with his name sown in or a tatoo on her marking her as his.

>> No.16576513

>>16576470
Know what? Give me an aesthetic demon. How would she look with teal and purple?

Or maybe what you have with pink and red for the cape and clothing? It's hard to say just picturing what you have now.

>> No.16576514

>>16576496
I've been tossing around an idea of a story featuring a Salamander with a long-lost love. Not too sure how I'm going to go about it, but I'll have plenty of time over the next couple of weeks to work with it.

>> No.16576518

>>16576482
I should be able to do that. I'm open to suggestions if I find them interesting, though I've got a lot on my plate recently (as dumb an excuse that sounds for something like simple recolors)
>>16576484
I'll see if I can make some slight alterations. And I have a mask for the horns/wings/tail too, though black really looks best for the charcoal demon.

>> No.16576522

>>16576496
A reversed gender roles story in where Anon's sick of monstergirls always whiteknighting him, treating him like a child because he was born with a dick. He starts getting back at them by teasing them relentlessly.

>> No.16576528

>>16576469
I wish to hug her tails as well.

>> No.16576529

>>16576487
Why again do you hate people calling your art lewd?

>> No.16576531
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16576531

Does /mgt/ know how I can overcome my apathy?

>> No.16576540
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16576540

>>16576518
I'm sure recolors are far more complicated than you let on, so good job.

Somewhere down the line, a gothic/undeadified Apsara would be sublime. Raven black hair, pale white skin with a hint of blue, etc... that sort of thing.

>> No.16576545

>>16576531
Bullet through the mouth might help.

>> No.16576551

>>16576505
Girl's locker room. Right after school, when all the other girls are in there changing for their various clubs. Just hiding a few rows away from them, having to bite back her moans as you rail that thick ass. One misstep and the rumor of the locker room wyvern slut destroys her social standing. One of the girls comes to check on her, so she panic-shoves you into a locker. Neither of you get to finish, so she goes all practice blue-egg'd. She can barely focus all through practice, desperate for your cock to finish the job so she can get off finally. Then, once it's finally done, she makes up some excuses to stay behind. Then she lets you out to finish your business in the girl's shower. You just spend a good hour fucking her raw, and since the school's abandoned, she can really cut loose. It's dark by the time you finally get back home, and you walk with a limp, but it'd be worth it.

>> No.16576555

>>16576545
Huh, well there's a start.
Would you mind demonstrating so I know the proper technique?

>> No.16576556
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16576556

Remember to take your kobolds and wolfus for lots of walks!

>> No.16576559

>>16576556
Never.
I'll take one out while the other snacks!

Chubby and /fit/
Pudge and muscle

Both halves make up this wonderful existance called life!

>> No.16576560

>>16576555
I genuinely wish I could.

>> No.16576563

>>16576556
I really want to fuck that /fit/ wolfu.

>> No.16576564

>>16576551
I want to make a bigg assed wyvern pregnant by just cumming inside her ass.

>> No.16576567
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16576567

>>16576556
Such a shame that he made Nelko into a full-on fatty. She used to be pretty slim, then curvy, then pudgy, and now she's just a land whale. Thank god River knows how to take care of herself.

>> No.16576569

>>16576564
Not possible, even with demonic energy.
You'd still get to feel her enormous ass slapping against you with every thrust if you rammed her pussy, so why not do that?

>> No.16576571
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16576571

>>16576563
That's a cat, anon.

>> No.16576577

>>16576569
>Not possible, even with demonic energy.
Actually, that's possible even in real life. Unlikely, but with a bit of semen drip entirely plausible.

>> No.16576581

>>16576551
Good lord almighty
Fucking 10/10 this gal

>> No.16576582

>>16576571
>>16576556
They are both cats actually.

>> No.16576584

>>16576551
Fucker who screencapped the first set of these better screencap these since I'm lazy.

>> No.16576588

>>16576582
To cats, a squid, an alien, and a... slime?

>> No.16576595

>>16576482
>>16576484
http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI
Sorry bout the delay, how do those work for ya?>>16576540
That sounds very challenging but also very, very cool. I'll absolutely give it a try when I get the chance.

>> No.16576596

>>16576571
>>16576582
Cats, Wolves, they're all the same really.

>> No.16576599

>>16576577
Well remember that with pregnancy for MGs, unlikely becomes unlikely^2.

>> No.16576605

>>16576512
I wrote the underwear part in the previous thread and originally wanted it to be a tattoo but figured people would get pissy with that so I'm glad you mentioned it

>>16576551
Fuck that's good.
>>16576584
Someone else do it man! And get all the teen ones from the end of the other thread too, they were left out of the other big screencap.

>> No.16576604

>>16576599
That's fine, I'm sure there's something you can take to (at the least) square the amount of semen you shoot out to level the playing field.

>> No.16576607

>>16576595
>That sounds very challenging but also very, very cool. I'll absolutely give it a try when I get the chance.
Wew, hell yeah dude. Glad it piqued interest.

>> No.16576608

>>16576569
I want to fell that unique asshole tightness while also hearing screams of pleasure and pain as she tries to accommodate my dick.

>> No.16576612

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a childhoodfriend will always be with you, even if she becomes a delinquent.

Even better if she is as you'll be able to make her blush that more easily.

>> No.16576618

>>16576595
>http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI
Noice. I'll give it to the anon who made the call for the oragne claws & gems, looks way better than the purple ones I thought of.

>> No.16576619

>>16576595
That purple eyed one looks so deliciously sinister.

The orange one worked out less than I thought it would.

>> No.16576621

>>16576619
>>16576618
kek

>> No.16576622

>>16576595
Not bad. On the purple one I'd make the claws and gems match the purple of the garters if possible and maybe go a bit lighter with the eyes to really make them pop.

The second one is a nice idea but purple and orange aren't working for me. If the straps and armor were like a muave though she'd look gorgeous.

>> No.16576626

>>16576607
I mean, really, really challenging, but again I'll see what I can do because I love the idea.
>>16576618
>>16576619
'You can't always get what you waaant'
Glad you liked them.

>>16576622
sec

>> No.16576628

https://exhentai.org/g/764052/bfa30c4e27/
Would the big bootied Wyvern have the same bodytype as the girl from Peach Butt?

>> No.16576630
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16576630

>>16576622
Color man! do you see this man's idea? Do it.

>> No.16576634

>>16576605
I think it fits in this case.
It'd probably be his name with little hearts and roses surrounding it just above her rear end.

>> No.16576635

>>16576628
I wouldn't say no.
She looks cute.

>> No.16576639

>>16576595
Colour man! Why are you still using the low resolution image?!

>> No.16576643

>>16576634
You've read my mind.
What happens when one of her friends see it?
>>16576628
Oh Methonium, thou art my muse.
https://hitomi.la/reader/851731.html#4
I was thinking more coffee-girl from this one, though not gyaru.
>Hitomi
I'm impeccably lazy.

>> No.16576644

>>16576626
I have one simple request.

Please make this >>16569941 girl a light platinum blonde, and thanks if you do.

>> No.16576646

>>16576643
hitomi is better than panda anyway.

>> No.16576648

>>16576630
>>16576639
>>16576644
Stop bukakking me with (you)'s!
I'm working on that guy's idea, I'm using the low res still because it would be too much work to go back and do each individual mask for the high-res one after I've done so much on the old one and I got a day job, and I'll see if that's a simple thing I can do for the Cupid but no promises though I'll give it a try

>> No.16576651

>>16576648
Hey color man! Hey! Color man!!!

>> No.16576663

>>16576622
>>16576630
I put the tweaks to the purple one up, same album (http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI).). I'll pass on the orange one unless it's greatly desired.
>>16576644
This actually might not be too difficult, trying it now on a quick run.

>> No.16576665

>>16576663
Oh fuck you parenthesis. http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI

>> No.16576672

>>16576663
>I'll pass on the orange one unless it's greatly desired.
Do it. Please do it. I understand time constraints though, maybe if you're up to it you could take a crack at it tomorrow? The purple one is nice, but I find I'm the most hype for orange.

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>>16576663
Molto bene, anon.

>> No.16576676

>>16576665
>http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI
Nice, looks improved.

And the orange one as it stands is starting to grow on me. It's basically a Halloween theme.

>> No.16576679

>>16576643
>Easy, the friend starts asking what she and anon have done, listing progressively dirtier acts and positions that wyvern will deny although not as hard as she could considering she has done quite a few of said acts


Now good night for real

>> No.16576681

>>16576672
I think the problem with the orange one is that the sheen on her wings and tail are contrasting against it dramatically. Even if he fixes the outfit, I think the wings and tail will still look off.

>> No.16576684

First time I noticed the Demon has little heart earings.

>> No.16576687

>>16576674
Graci.
>>16576672
Blarg fine I'll tinker on it after this Cupid. Progress notes can wait, there's Monstergirls at stake

>> No.16576688

Brutally facefucking a Wight!

>> No.16576693

>>16576688
You're going to turn her into a Ghoul like that.

Would you put a pleasure rune on the back of a Wights throat just to watch her turn into a slovenly oral slave you call your filthy Ghoul?

>> No.16576695

>>16576681
The sheen is a grayish blue, that'll work fine. Now, the fact that her wings and boots are not the same color will become more apparent when the other pieces contrast more, but I don't see that as a problem with this one. Black, gray, the wings' color of blue, dark red and orange would all mix fairly well, I think.

And as soon as I finish typing that I realize I had the purple demon's wings in mind. Guess what's already been done though?

>> No.16576698

>>16576688
i'd rather an oni chieftess facefuck me

>> No.16576707

>>16576134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

I wanna go on some strange journeys with a band of plucky monstergirls with the goal of saving the world and getting into silly sidetracks along the way.

>> No.16576712
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http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Fallen Brides translation update. 2 more at most until Merce's chapter is complete.

This update is short because of snow and also because my copy of Nioh (which I imagine is considered highly offensive in monster girl land) finally arrived.

Enjoy the brief lull between sex scenes, and then the beginning of the pregnant sex scene that runs to the end of the chapter.

>> No.16576714

>>16576698
So you want her to squeeze your head between her big muscular thighs, tear off her loincloth and tell you to start licking her drooling pussy?
You want her to shove it against your mouth as your tongue probes it's depths and she has oragasm after orgasm?
You want her to repay the favor by crushing your rock hard dick between her massive tits and pumping your balls dry?

>> No.16576717

>>16576693
Since when do Wights turn into Ghouls?

>> No.16576718

>>16576714
yes anon thats exactly what i want

>> No.16576719

>>16576674
>>16576665

Into the combined album they all go.

>> No.16576722

>>16576718
Well you're not getting it.
Not the last part anyway.
She has other, more intimate plans, for you.

>> No.16576726
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>>16576714
Yes.
YES.
YES!!

>> No.16576728

>>16576717
They don't, I'm making jokes anon. Ghouls are the dedicated oral sex undead, so i'm liking your Wight throatfucking to Ghouls.

>> No.16576729

Remember, Kikimoras are sensitive and may get lonely if you don't pay enough attention to them, so be sure to tuck your maid in to bed every night.

>> No.16576732

>>16576712
Wonderful!

>> No.16576737
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>>16576729
What sort of horrors did the meido wars instill into the girls we know today? How do they maintain their smile in the face of those evils? Despite everything, I believe maids are still olev.

>> No.16576739

>>16576729
Be careful, though. Spoil her too much, and she'll start using your body like a pillow. And god help you if you headpat her in your sleep.

>> No.16576740

>>16576726
I want to fuck that Oni.

>> No.16576749

>>16576729
She's a big girl who can sleep by herself.

>> No.16576755

>>16576644
Cupid Blonde is up. Ended up having to pencil some stuff so it ain't perfect, sorry. http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI

>> No.16576756

>>16576714
yes, yes i do

>> No.16576759

>>16576722
oh no how dreadful
what could she possibly have in store for me?

>> No.16576763
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>>16576755
Wew lad. thanks man, and happy belated Vday.

>> No.16576767

>>16576749
>She's a big girl
For you.
No seriously she's 6'6" and loves being the little spoon.

>> No.16576769

>>16576763
>dark cupid
It's too late for valentines day, but I'm going to do unspeakably lewd things to this angel

>> No.16576772

>>16576722
I hope it involves dragging me to the shower, picking me up, wrapping my legs around her waist and head against her collar as she fucks me against the wall

>> No.16576774
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>>16576726
Eh, I prefer the pudgy Oni's who don't have a husband yet because she had to takeover her grandmothers bathhouse.

>> No.16576779

>>16576759
Reverse Mating Press sex so intense your eyes will roll back in their sockets as your legs wrap as far around her waist as they'll go, her massive ass slams into your pelvis, her tits envelop your chest and she rapes your mouth with her tongue.

>> No.16576782

>>16576779
>my dick:equal to and/or grater than: the hardness of diamond

>> No.16576783

>>16576772
No anon. See >>16576779
What you described is for after she makes you into her personal slut.

>> No.16576784

>>16576767
See? She can sleep in he own bed.

>> No.16576795

>>16576672
>>16576672
http://imgur.com/a/Kk3kI
Alright, tell me if that's a bit more to your fancy.

That's it for tonight from me though.
>>16576763
No problem man, to you as well!

>> No.16576796

>>16576779
I dont think this can get any better

>> No.16576798

>>16576784
This sort of attitude is a good way to get force fed aphrodisiacs until she's able to make you give her a cum enema.

>> No.16576799
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16576799

How do you restore cripple monster's smiles?
with minimal application of dick

>> No.16576802

>>16576767
Where can I get one of those?

>> No.16576803

>>16576799
Maximum dicking is the best way, because it's the quickest way to show them that you still find them desirable.

>> No.16576807

>>16576799
Hugs, cuddles, and headapts.

>> No.16576808

>>16576551
>>16576679
>Missed this while doing recolors
DAMN YOU THREAD!

>> No.16576811

>>16576799
With Gremlin tech and Automaton-based prosthetic limbs. Also headpats and encouragement.

Reminder that in MGC automail is most likely a thing, and it runs off of demon/spirit energy.

>> No.16576826

>>16576811
>Reminder that in MGC automail is most likely a thing, and it runs off of demon/spirit energy.

I think you mean MGE. MGC usually doesn't have anything like DE in it.

>> No.16576830

>>16576795
Whoa yeah that looks a lot better, and you even toned down the shine on the extremities. You're like a MG color Santa Claus.

>> No.16576831

>>16576798
Well she's getting fired and having a complaint registered with the Maid Center if she rapes me.

>> No.16576832
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>>16576795
>Alright, tell me if that's a bit more to your fancy.
I fancy! Thanks for the work. Her armor still has that pourple shine but fuck it, it looks good anyway.

Can someone explain why yellow eyes on black sclera always looks so amazing? It seriously never fails.

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>>16576811
>With Gremlin tech and Automaton-based prosthetic limbs
She didn't ask for this...

>> No.16576839

>>16576779
i accept my fate as her personal slut

>> No.16576855

>>16576712

Thank you. She's too good for this world, guess that's why she's not real.

>> No.16576857
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>>16576830
Y-you too
>>16576832
Oh my goodness I completely forgot to mask that part, thank you for pointing it out
Also, yellow eyes on black sclera is one of the five pieces of exodia for hotness, I completely agree

>> No.16576858

>>16576796
The how about the part where she reveals that she's been holding back until her demonic energy makes your body strong enough to really handle her.
Then her hips start thrusting faster and faster until she's fucking you ten times harder than before?
And you don't get to leave her embrace until she's satisfied.
A week later she'll be prince carrying you in her arms as her cute new heartpupiling husband-slut.

>> No.16576869
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16576869

>Ay can't see why y'all need-ta drag anon ta the city, why can't he faand ayy wife here? ay rathuurr he didn't go ta the city where ayy sweet innocent boy can get raped there by all dem degenerates in ta city.

>> No.16576870
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16576870

Why are human girls the absolute best?

>> No.16576880
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>>16576870
No need to hide who they are. Very open and honest. What's not to like?

>> No.16576887
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>>16576870
I think you mean humanoid, anon. And even then, a blueberry is nothing without wings, horns, and a lewd spade tail.

>Those nipples
Triggered. How is that even possible? I'm all for visible nipples through clothing, but that top is fucking *molded* to them!

>> No.16576896

>>16576869
You're worse at imitating a southern accent than Bob. All the emphasized syllables and shortened words are in the wrong parts of the sentences.

>> No.16576902

>>16576880
>>16576887
I don't know what you guys are talking about?
That's just sister Margaret! She's the sweetest nun out there!

>> No.16576903

>>16576880
It would be difficult to not try to bury my face between those tiddies right there on the train

>> No.16576905

>>16576887
Hellooooo Nurse!

>> No.16576916

>>16576496
Two stories were a woman becomes a salamander
and one of them is willing

>> No.16576924

>>16576584
Alright, I've saved all the posts about the continuing adventures of big booty wyvern from last thread and this. I'll put em all together in the future.

>> No.16576929
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Childhood friend monster girls.

>> No.16576931

>>16576833
she can eat my head anytime

>> No.16576932
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>>16576929
Pretty nice.

>> No.16576933

>>16576712
thanks man

>> No.16576936

>>16576924
Bless you friend.
>>16576931
Mantis' don't do that.

>> No.16576940

>>16576924
>>16576936
Do we give her a name?

>> No.16576943

>>16576940
She doesn't really need one.

>> No.16576944
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16576944

Succubutt.

>> No.16576946

>>16576712
Any chance you have an email/contact I can reach you at? It'd be a lot easier than dropping comments on the blog but I understand if you'd rather not.

>> No.16576951

>>16576944
We haven't had our daily dose of fittubus telling us to stretch, have we

>> No.16576955
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>>16576944
She's got a nice one.

>> No.16576959
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>>16576951
How about a tittybus ready to stretch her jaw?

>> No.16576962

>>16576955
Big booty monstergirls are a miracle of the universe.
Demon Rape Slave night is a great time to show my waifu how much I love hers.

>> No.16576968

>>16576959
Hmm... Well I ain't gonna say no, but I somehow feel like fittubus would wish I were stretching too.

>> No.16576979
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>>16576968
I think a flexible man is something every MG would appreciate. Better positions, you know? She'd even do her best to motivate you.

>> No.16576980

Page 9, fifty images remaining.

>> No.16576982

>>16576962
>Demon Rape Slave night
Goddamn you're one lucky son of a bitch, you know that?

>> No.16576983

>>16576979
I am 100% certain MGs would be able to hypersexualize stretching. I mean obviously when they're doing it, but even finding a way to make it sexual when you the man is stretching.

>> No.16576985

>>16576980
And? You want a fucking medal or something?

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>>16576979
While I appreciate the outfit, there are far better ways to motivate me to get /fit/.

>> No.16576996

>>16574729
Good read.
I never thought about having a smug lizardgirl.

>> No.16576998
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>>16576979
I want my adopted momster to be my personal cheerleader!

>> No.16577001

>>16576989
Slow down on posting this little busty grape.

>> No.16577004

>>16576983
I get the feeling it wouldn't even be that hard.

>Doing toe touches
>She's beneath your chin on a yoga ball
>The scent of her dripping snatch driving you crazy
>Bend forward to lick it
>Do so, getting some nice moans from her and knowing the more you lick the harder you're getting ridden afterward
>Only she slowly deflates the ball

Turning the tables:
>She's doing situps
>You're squatting with your cock out right about where her mouth is at the top of her rep
>Let her get about three seconds of sucking in before you push her off and she falls back
Afterward she'd have the abs of dreams and you wouldn't even need a chair to serve as a dick throne.

>> No.16577012

>>16577001
Don't worry. I'm pretty much out of SFW stuff for her, anyway.

>> No.16577013

>>16576998
For some reason, I want a cheerful ryu cheerleader, and a 100% kuudere glacies cheerleader, and a fired up salamander or dhampir cheerleader.

>> No.16577015

>>16577004
I am digging the creativity, also muh dick gad damn

>> No.16577017

I would like a business kunoichi that follows me everywhere.

>> No.16577050

>>16577017
>"anon, where the paperwork I asked your for?"
>you snap your fingers and a suit wearing kunoichi appears out of nowhere, hands you the needed papers and vanishes.
>as you give the papers to you boss and leave, you can hear him mutter "fuckin' showoff"

>> No.16577054

>>16577015
I can go on. This one works both ways assuming the male can get his dick angled properly.

>Doing the splits
>Partner is beneath you, cock up/legs spread
>Your objective is to get it in/put it in to the hilt
>Your partner can make this process more difficult by making short thrusts of their own/talking dirty/moaning
>If your hand touch the ground or you bend your knees you lose
>If you lose you get teased without orgasm for a full minute
>Repeat until an objective height/depth is reached
>Fail completely or orgasm before reaching the goal and you're put into abstinence for an agreed upon amount of time

>> No.16577060

>>16576982
Having a hedonist who loves roleplay as a waifu is pretty A+ Tier. I've gotta agree.

>> No.16577067

>>16576160
The beach.

>> No.16577110

>>16577060
Does your waifu want to switch position after every round?

>> No.16577131

>>16577110
Nah, Demon Rape Slave night is for maledom and her "crying" as the "cruel slaver" violates all of her holes until she loves it.
Every day is a new scenario though, and a good deal of them are femdom.

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>>16577131
I like the idea of this holiday

>> No.16577155

>>16577131
Can't wait for mindbreak monday

>> No.16577160

>>16577150
Source?

>> No.16577163

>>16577150
It's not really a holiday, just a specific roleplay that was chosen and set for that day.

>>16577155
Mindbreak actually kinda ties into the Demon Rape Slave roleplay. It also ties into her "Ojou-sama's new slave" roleplay.

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>>16577155
>mindbreak monday

>> No.16577166

Ren Xiongmao paizuri

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3560985

>> No.16577176

>>16577166
You may as well link the set. Quite partial to the unagi joro
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61471806

>> No.16577184

>>16577160
Butter-t.

>> No.16577211

>>16576016
Wife material.

>> No.16577216

Why is the rest of /jp/ so shit?

>> No.16577222

>>16576126
Anon no. Jimmy's girlfriend is probably in there. Maybe.

>> No.16577231

>>16577216
inconsistent traffic.

>> No.16577252

>>16576869
What language is this?

>> No.16577256

>>16577131
This might be a good idea. But for me it would be less of "fuck her brains out as a dom" and more "softly make love to her making sure to be considerate"

>> No.16577257

>>16577252
'murrican.

>> No.16577260

>>16577257
Maybe if it were dictated by a retard.

>> No.16577265

>>16577260
So just plain ol' 'murrican. You don't like to go back to Canadia.

>> No.16577267

>>16576111
A good teacher would've paired the girls up with boys.

>> No.16577271

>>16577267
A good teacher doesn't try to force love between confused teenagers who may face the fact that their first love isn't necessarily going to be their last love.

>> No.16577273

>>16577256
Anon, I'm not sure you grasp the concept of rape slave roleplay.

>> No.16577274

>>16577271
>an MGs first love
>not being their last love

Good job. Look what you've done. A lot of those girls now missed the Vance of acquiring a mate. A lot of them are going to grow up lonely.

>> No.16577276

>>16577265
>You don't like to go back to Canadia.
Sorry I don't speak foreign. Can someone else translate?

>> No.16577277

>>16577273
Yeah I don't. But hey, atleast I tried? That counts for something?

>> No.16577280

>>16577274
>They all become lonely cakes that will be even more loving when they find love

You act as if this wasn't my plan the whole time.

>> No.16577285

>>16577280
Devilish! But I approve. Also you're actually right. It's best to protect those girl's purity. It's for their own good, even if it costs them a few sad moments.

Put anon. Poor Jimmy. What will he do?

>> No.16577309

>>16577285
Look either Jimmy is going to find the pleasure of getting cummed inside or shack up with the Salamander School Fencer at this point. I'm just speeding the decision making process a bit.

>> No.16577318

>>16577309
>Jimmy is going to find the pleasure of getting cummed inside

No man should have this fate.

>shack up with the Salamander School Fence

They'd make a perfect couple!

>> No.16577324

>>16577257
>>16577265
I bet you're from the west coast aren't you? NO ONE from the south actually talks like that. Yes, we have our drawls and accents, but we all don't speak like legitimate mentally challenged persons.

>> No.16577327

>>16577324
Anon I'm not American and I don't speak English outside the internet, I'm just cracking jokes here. Don't be so butthurt, Cletus.

>> No.16577337

>>16577324
I've heard people that have gotten humorously close. The hardest accents to understand tend to be from Louisiana, I've found.

>> No.16577339

If you tell a monster girl to go fuck herself would she actually do it? Their monstrous appendages definitely make it easy

>> No.16577357

>>16577337
>Louisiana
Oh yeah, I'm just a typical Carolina boy, but those Cajuns down there got us all beat in terms of needing subtitles for almost everything they say.

>> No.16577370

>>16577339
She'd probably Kabe-Don you and say she'd much rather fuck you.

>> No.16577381

>>16577357

creole french is a thing you know

>> No.16577384

>>16577381
>creole french is a thing you know
You still need subtitles for that shit.

>> No.16577386

>>16577381
>>16577384
I wanna be groped and assaulted by a muscled Cajun gator girl and have no fucking idea what she's talking about.

>> No.16577388

>>16577370
If a monster girl Kabe-Don'd me I'd be forced to become her personal cumpump even if she is a mean girl like a Hellhound or a Manticore

>> No.16577390

>>16577357
Yeah, the big redneck-sounding states are Oklahoma and Tennessee, I've found; Everyone else is just varying levels of twang and disappointment. Know who sounds exactly like the stereotypes though? Bostonians. It's uncanny.

That aside, you've gotta lighten up. I'm not the guy you initially responded to, but I am from California and you won't see me getting offended if someone imitates our speech and uses "bro," dude," or "gnarly" every other word. It's a joke, learn not to take it seriously, especially if it's not true.

>> No.16577392
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>/mgt/
>accents and dialects
You're all underestimating BODY LANGUAGE

>> No.16577393

>>16577392
Someone she me a gorilla mating dance. You know the one.

>> No.16577404

>>16577392
There is nothing better than kuudere species who use body language to express themselves

>Mantis who pokes her antennas at your groin
>Glacies who rubs her thighs together
>Lich who shamelessly makes a blowjob gesture

>> No.16577512

Is everyone cuddling with an undead?

>> No.16577517

>>16577512
I'm struggling with decisions on which manga to start putting on my shelf next. If I had undead to cuddle I'd be pestering her to help me decide.

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>>16577517
She would say Franken Fran
I'm sure it's every undead's favorite manga

>> No.16577526

>>16577337
>>16577357
>>16577386

Cajuns are perfectly understandable. Plus I'd take that gravely frenchness in a second over the nasal high pitched goose honk that passes for something like a Queens accent.

>> No.16577528

>>16577525
Not on my list though.
The covers for the volumes make it look like porn, I love it but still

>> No.16577531

>>16577528
>implying people will come over to your house

>> No.16577533

>>16577531
That's not the reason it's not on my list though, just some fun trivia.

>> No.16577539

>>16577390
>It's a joke, learn not to take it seriously, especially if it's not true.

People don't mind imitation. They mind it when it's done horribly. Not using dated stereotypes like your examples that were true about thirty years ago, but just straight up bad.

Also, Oklahoma and most of non-desert Texas sounds pretty similar. Deep south all the way to Alabama are all pretty distinct regionally too. You hear somebody from Mobile and you know they're from Mobile.

>> No.16577545

>>16577512
I'd rather be cuddling a cute Demon.

>> No.16577546

>>16577528
>Spoiler
With monster girls every cover would look like porn and/or cheesy romance even if the manga has nothing to do with it

>Hyper popular manga about a Dragon on a quest to get back her husband
>There is nothing but fighting for 18 volumes straight
>Every cover is the Dragon and her husband in overly suggestive poses

>> No.16577554

>>16577546
>pick it up expecting tender loving deflowerings
>end up getting blazing hearts and iron wills

>> No.16577571

>>16577554
I'm just imagining some pervy Ojou-sama girl picking it up.
>"Ah, per~fect. I needed something for my "bedtime readings".
>"...What the hell is this?"
And then hours later in her room.
>"Such dedication! Such force of will! Even though her body can barely keep together she keeps moving forward for his sake!"
>"...I suppose it wouldn't hurt to read a few more volumes."
NEET Ojou-samas are a danger to their own health. She needs to get a boyfriend for her own sake.

>> No.16577575

>>16577571
How would a shounen battle manga change her outlook on life?

>> No.16577579

>>16577575
She'd start buying a lot more Shonen Manga.
She might fantasize about saving a boy from a pack of delinquents and sweeping him off his feet for a night of tender romance and rough sex but a NEET is a NEET.
Can't decide if this one is a Succubus, a Vampire, or a Dragon though.

>> No.16577582

>>16577579
The correct answer is Wight.

>> No.16577587
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16577587

>>16577582
>Abigail's training arc

>> No.16577589

>>16577587
FAT THIGHS

>> No.16577597

>>16577582
Well would you be her boyfriend then?
Would you stick your dick between those soft creamy thighs and take her sacred first kiss even though you're a commoner?

>> No.16577600

>>16577597
>Class doesn't matter, all you need is love!
- my waifu

>> No.16577617

>>16577600
But would you be able to handle an overly affectionate chubby NEET Wight Ojou-sama whose entire frame of reference for romance comes from Manga?

>> No.16577619

Which is haughtier, a Vampire or a Wight?

>> No.16577621

>>16577617
I've seen Notting Hill like 4 times, I'll be fine.
>>16577619
Vampire. Wights strike me as being more quiet and dignified.

>> No.16577633

>>16577621
Now here's the real question anon.
Are you going to be able to handle her giving you the "adoring girlfriend" eyes?
Are you going to be able to handle her looking at you like you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to her, because you are?
Are you going to be able to handle the knowledge that she's an Ojou-sama rich enough to live like a NEET and buy all the manga she wants, and she considers you the best part of her life?

>> No.16577634
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16577634

Would you?

>> No.16577637

>>16577633
Well that all depends on whether she'll let me share her collection and buys me the stuff I want.
No it doesn't but it sure would be nice because then I wouldn't need to concern myself with what I should and can get

>> No.16577641

>>16577634
Make the exact same post every thread?
No, I try to avoid doing that.

>> No.16577647

>>16577633
All of those are easy enough.

>> No.16577649 [DELETED] 

>>16568709

Griffons a Best

>> No.16577650

>>16577637
Of course she'll share her stuff with you.
But you have to share your human manga with her, since that stuff's so rare in monster cities.

>> No.16577655

>>16577650
I hope she likes my Junji Ito hardcovers.

>> No.16577656
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16577656

>>16575789
>Layla (manticore) 20 4%
This makes me sad, her body is to die for.

>> No.16577661
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>>16568709

Griffons a Best

>> No.16577665

>>16577661
Griffons look way to fluffy. Friendly wing hugs aren't considered lewd, right?

>> No.16577669

>>16577655
>Junji Ito
You have no idea how hard she's going to fuck you that night.
Part because she needs comfort, partly because Junji Ito stuff is some of the rarest in monstergirl territories.

>> No.16577674

>>16577634
Are you trying to be the new ">Tfw no holst to brest feed you"? You're starting to get annoying.

>> No.16577676

>>16577669
Her hole was made for me.

>> No.16577679

>>16577674
I'm wondering if anyone would.

>> No.16577700

>>16577676
But will you be ready to be her dakimakura during the morning as she nuzzles your chest with her smooth cheek?
Will you be able to handle her soft breasts pressing against you and her long legs with thick thighs intertwined with your own?
Will you be able to handle her muttering about how much she loves you in her sleep?

>> No.16577701

>>16577700
Anon you sure are skeptical.

>> No.16577706

>>16577701
I'm trying to fluster him with how cute his waifu is!

>> No.16577721

>>16577706
Not gonna work on me you know, I'm not some preteen who gets embarrassed by kissy-kissy stuff in the Princess Bride.

>> No.16577732

>>16577721
Aw.
I know I get a bit bashful when talking about my Demon Waifu, so maybe I'm just weak to things like that.

>> No.16577750

>>16575789
Man, I wish Buck wasn't such a degenerate.

>> No.16577772

>>16577732
Maybe you're just weak. WEAK!

>> No.16577775

>>16577772
My waifu doesn't think so when she's screaming my name.

>> No.16577777

>>16577775
LIQUIIIIID!

>> No.16577779

What monster girl has the best overbutt?

>> No.16577795

>>16577779
Over butt?

>> No.16577803

>>16577795
overbutt.

>> No.16577811

>>16577803
Over... BUTT?

>> No.16577812

>>16577803
What is Overbutt?

>> No.16577822

>>16577795
>>16577811
>>16577812
Not him but I would guess a butt that peaks out of top of her trousers or skirt. Similar to how underboob is bottom half of the boobs being visible.

>> No.16577856

>>16577822
Nope. I'll see if I can get a pic.

>> No.16577868

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3101554
This pose basically.

>> No.16577873

>>16577868
Demon, Elf, wight, or that one Big Booty Wyvern.

>> No.16577889

>>16577868
If my waifu did this I hope she is ready for some rough doggy style.

>> No.16577892

>>16577868
Barb's big butt Yeti

>> No.16577894

>>16577868
Fitness Ghoul.

>> No.16577904

>>16577868
That pose is too good, I want to say Anubis.

It's also the best pose for sex, face down with her ass up and suppressing her moans by covering her mouth with a pillow or part of the blanket.

>> No.16577922

>>16577889
>>16577904
That doesn't involve overbutt.

>> No.16577927

>you and your wife will never cover yourselves on temporary runes as a dare

>> No.16577937

>>16577927
MAGIC RUNES LADDIE

>> No.16577950

>>16577927
>Both of only make it to covering half your body before ending up fucking like animals
>You still say you won

>> No.16577953

>>16577927
>"I bet you would cum just by feeling my touch!"
>She wants to prove me wrong
>She is now a panting and moaning mess on a bed full of her love juices

>> No.16577958

>>16571394
what if your waifu is a living armor?

>> No.16577963

>>16571394
So bikini armor is a no-no?

>> No.16577971

>>16577958
Call her living fetish.

>> No.16577993

>>16577971
what if she wants you to wear her?

>> No.16578001

>>16577953
And then you decide to give her a massage. A very sexual massage.

>> No.16578002

I want to adventure through the oppai loli kingdom

>> No.16578005

>>16577950
>my runes were 1cm^2 bigger than yours

>>16578002
hard mode: don't touch anyone other than the royal family

>> No.16578013

>>16577927
>get drunk with a hellhound
>she comes up with the smart idea of the two of you getting temporary runes
>you go along with it but being the more sober one you chicken out at the last second
>she calls you a pussy, gets seven runes and passes out from a combination of pleasure and her intoxication
>the next morning she glares daggers at you you letting her be so stupid and wants to take it out on your body but due to the effect of the runes she cums from even being touched
>the next six hours are spent with her in all kinds of embarrassing positions and totally at your mercy while she cums time and time again
>you're fully aware that when the runes wear off you're going to get snu snu'd so hard that you'll forget your own name but it's probably worth it

>> No.16578016

>>16578005
But how else can one reward the girls adventuring him if he can't touch them?

>> No.16578038

>>16578001
Gonna put some runes on her shoulders and back. Maybe on sensitive spots too just to see how much she can orgasm in quick successions.

Oh god the revenge she's going to get.

>> No.16578044

>>16577993
Call her condom.

>> No.16578053

>>16577656
To be honest I like a lot of her characters. So it's hard to pick.

>> No.16578076

Don't go overboard with pleasure runes or you will start receiving Fallen God spam along with Dark Priests knocking at your door on a daily basis

>> No.16578091

if a dragon and a zombie dragon aim for the same man how they decide who gets to keep him? any competition or display of power?

>> No.16578107

>>16578091
I could see the zombie dragon try to share instead, afterall she knows how it feels what its like to be alone.

>> No.16578124

>>16578107
>Dragons sharing
>sharing a husbando
>SHARING PRECIOUS LOVE JUICE

wont happen

>> No.16578128

>>16578091
Dragon will be haughty and show off her power to the anon while the zombie dragon will just cuddle him and try to ride him into love.

>> No.16578129

>>16578107
I could see this happening.

Double paizuri with the two of them would be interesting. The warm sensation from the dragon's breasts on one side and the cold of the zombie on the other.

>> No.16578135

>>16578076
>Did a thing with pleasure runes one time
>Went all out on it since it was only temporary.
>You get at least 1 letters, 3 e-mails and a Dark Priests knocking at your door per day.
>They even started sending you gifts now
>They even send things to you at your work place
The only option is to go their church and tell them to stop, that would show them!

>> No.16578159

>>16578135
You know what those priests deserve? To be locked in the basement and filled with runes while getting some whipping.

That'll show them to stop knocking.

>> No.16578167

>>16578135
I'm afraid that I'll have to inform them of my 'No Worshiping Other Dieties' clause in my religion.

>> No.16578196

>Your dragon gets pleasure runes and a special rune that increases her lust during full moon nights to ushi oni levels

how screwed are you?

>> No.16578204

>>16578196
She can't do shit against my keikaku. As a matter of fact, I'm already finished with satisfying her.

>> No.16578211

>>16578159
But anon, that's what they want. If you do that then you'll slowly be converted to the fallen goddess.
Would you cover half their bodies in magic runes or all of it? Half just mean they get of ion anything, even just touch can make them cum, and full body means that they more or less can have a normal life anymore.

>>16578167
But you don't need any other god but the fallen goddess. So you don't need to worship another god, just the fallen goddess. So saying that won't help a thing.

>> No.16578217

>>16578211
Sorry but I will not convert.
I will marry one but I won't convert.

>> No.16578233

>>16578217
Have you tried a fedora? I hear that usually works.

>> No.16578234

>>16578217
>I will marry one but I won't convert.
That must be awkward during Christmas.
I think that every festival would end with you two hate-fucking one another.

>> No.16578248

>>16578233
Yeah, it won't fit over my glorious great helm though.


>>16578234
Only so long as I can shout DEUS VULT as loud as I can when I finish.

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>>16578248
Have you considered retaking Lescartie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0

>> No.16578273

>>16578196
Not screwed at all. She'll try to fight me and I'll abuse her runes, not even an ushi can move after cumming more than 100 times.

>> No.16578274

>>16578267
Could be fun.
I'm sure nothing will go wrong this time.

Not like last time when it turned out the dutchess had become an orc and the elves just fucked off with the peasant levies.

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16578281

Remember to never run from your pregnant horny wife anons,those are the moments she needs you the most

>> No.16578287

>>16578273
or dont let her cum at all and keep her plugged with your raging mushroom

if she doesnt end up with heartpupils and an ahegao mess i give up

>> No.16578304

>>16578281
Ganna give my waifu the litter she deserves! So many daughterus!

>> No.16578313

>>16578267
it would be fun to LARP with a demon girl, as the typical pally-demon purging scenario.
in reverse too, when she's the paladin and you are the demon

>> No.16578317

>>16578313
I'd party up with the daughteru of a demon and a paladin who fights for "the light so I may repent for my cursed blood and body!"

You know, a chuuni!
Even better when she uses demon magic and claims its really holy magic...despite her 'Holy Flame Smash!" smelling strangely of brimstone

>> No.16578335

>>16578287
I have a nice idea.
I'll keep teasing her during the day. Make sure she has the lust of a vampire ushi on a blood moon so she's going to rape me and get her sweet release.
However, when dinner time comes around I'll spike her food with a bunch of aphrodisiacs that numb the body, just before the moon comes out. She'll be quite shocked, but too horny to do anything about it, that's when my plan begins.

I'll keep touching her softly, always keeping her on edge but never letting her cum. The higher the moon, the stronger she is, so I guess things will be pretty nice when she starts saying how much my pelvis is going to be destroyed at midnight.
Jokes on her, just before she is able to rape me I'm going to give her the release she wanted so much, making her squirt all over the place and shake a bit, surprised by my sudden act of kindess. She won't have time to recover either, since I will be using all of her runes, making sure to reach every single part of her body, aking her cum and go crazy, begging for me to stop.
I'll mock the lizard saying that she wanted ir, now she's begging me to stop while I nibble her earlobe's rune. I'll then get her on all fours, pound that sweet, begging hole of hers while I bite her tail, slap her ass and grope her tits.
I myself would have prepared a nice meal for me too, so I would cum gallons inside of her after I finish playing with the poor thing. Making sure that she isn't going to be moving at least until morning.

Then i'll run away because she'll literally rape me to death or worse.

>> No.16578342

Which monster girl would have the greatest appreciation for Finnish dark folk?

>> No.16578345

>>16578342
Sweden yes.

>> No.16578349

>>16578335
anon thats brilliant and evil,however there is one fatal flaw with that plan

stay with her after you filled her womb to the brim and beyond,hold her tight and dont let her go,you wouldn't want to break her heart after that wonderful night right? you will take responsibility and be her husband and father of the daugherus,correct?

>> No.16578354

>>16578345
???

>> No.16578358

>>16578354
Dark folk are not native to Finland, are they? They're just there to culturally enrich you.

>> No.16578367

>>16578358
Dark folk is music genre you filthy plen

>> No.16578371

>>16578367
You sure you're not talking about the nice black boys, Alpie?

>> No.16578374

>>16578349
Of course I would, it's my dragon after all.

But oh god she would fill my back and shoulders with runes later. She is going to scratch and bite me so many times, I'll be sore and my balls empty for days, that is if she doesn't force me some cum enhancing stuff so she can keep going.

>> No.16578379

>>16578371
This isn't even the first time someone has thought I was Alp yet I'm still just as angry as I was the first time.

>> No.16578383

>>16576459
>childhood friend
I don't think that's exactly the correct term for those two.

>> No.16578384

>>16578379
Well why do you go talking about things like that, fool?

>> No.16578391

>>16578384
Because I'm not a plen who hasn't heard of dark folk.

>> No.16578396

>>16578374
thats the spirit anon,you ride your dragon and then she rides you,daugherus happen

never run from her,you are her treasure,she would never hurt you,everything the dragon does is to show her affection for husbando

if she wants more seed,give it to her,if she bites and scratches say you are her property,if she cuddles with you kiss her lips and nose as you hold her tighly

>> No.16578403

>>16578391
Whatever a plen is.

>> No.16578411

>>16578403
188 shits of the rooster.

>> No.16578414

>>16578403
Look at your keyboard you dip.

>> No.16578418

>>16578414
I refuse to believe someone would misspell pleb twice in a row.

>> No.16578421

What does exactly happen if monster girls find a human boy, but he doesn't have any sort of magical residue? Like he's literally has no spirit energy, has if he was hollow?

>> No.16578424

>>16578418
It's a meme you dip.

>> No.16578427

>>16578424
I am unfamiliar with this mém you speak of.

>> No.16578430

>>16578421
Well what have we here, hmm? A new arrival?

>> No.16578431

>>16578371
>nice
>black

>> No.16578436

>>16578396
Guess I'll be getting another daughteru then.
It's nice that we belong to each other. Makes for comfy vanilla sex and wild rough revenge ones.

>> No.16578438

>>16578427
Whatever, now answer the question.

>> No.16578441

>>16578438
Depends. If the monster just sex him then he alps.

>> No.16578442

>>16578436
Give that dragon all the babies she wants no matter how many!

plus you are never too sure how long it will take for a dragon to get impregnated again

>> No.16578443

>>16578438
What was the question again?

>> No.16578449

>>16578383
It was her childhood and he was a 'friend' technically. By this point she probably doesn't care what they call themselves, long as she's face down, ass up and he's behind goin to town on her

>> No.16578451

>>16578443
>>16578342

>> No.16578454

>>16578451
Uh-huh. And why would you assume anyone here knows about what kind of folk music you people have? I'm sure Gandhavaras appreciate everything though.

>> No.16578461

>>16578442
>Dragon Carrying quintuplets.
Gonna go for it.

>> No.16578462

>>16578461
Wait wait hold on anon,if getting 1 was hard what makes you think shes gonna get knocked up with 5?!

>> No.16578471

>>16578462
Sex marathon on a full moon after having her huff as much mothman dust as she can get while I down one of those super enhancement potions made from manticore venom, humpty eggwhites, holst milk, and corruption fruit.

>> No.16578478

>>16578442
It has been one year we "had" our first . It'll take a while to have another one.

>> No.16578482

>>16578471
Careful anon,be sure to keep asking her constantly if shes feeling ok,stop immediatly once you hear her womb making protesting growl sounds

>>16578478
thats the thing wiith rare MG,it could take years,decades or even centuries for a daugheru

>> No.16578485

>>16578461
You do know that they lay eggs, right?

>> No.16578487

>>16578485
Nyee-nye-nye-nye-nyeeeh
Hehehehe

>> No.16578489

>>16578482
Will do.
The only growling will be her asking for more.

>>16578485
Doesn't mean they won't have them in her for a time.

Not stopping now.
It's the BONE ZONE

>> No.16578491

>>16578487
Try it nigga. See what happens.

>> No.16578496

>>16578489
If she starts growling anytime you try to take it out despite how filled she looks....thats her problem,pump her until you are dry or until she really says to stop

dragons are kinda greedy with semen

>> No.16578501

>>16578496
Gonna keep going.
Gonna fill her up until folks wonder how she could walk.

>> No.16578505

>>16578489
You wanna get all five at once? I don't think it's possible for her to carry five eggs even though she is a dragon.

>> No.16578509

>>16578501
I wonder if vampires got the same resilence as dragons,looks like that could easily make her heartpupil during one of those super moon nights or eclipses

we are talking about a full STR or END vampire here

>> No.16578515

>>16578505
If a human can carry eight then she can carry five.
When they're out will rig up a carrier harness.

>>16578509
>Or
>Not both

You don't want to fill up a muscle vampire that acts like she's still a classy, elegant lady?

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>>16578515
You cant be full of both builds at once anon! or that would be called Half Str/Half End

I say full END works the best,alot of stamina and can bully her womb without remorse

>> No.16578522

>>16578515
Well, if you are so determined then see your daughterus in a few millenia!

>> No.16578526

She needs both!
Full strength means she's got no endurance and full con means she's solid but has nothing to move it with.

Both are the way you go.
That way she can, afterwards, put on her dress and meet with the local wight duchess with a bulge that can be seen through her dress.

>>16578522
Millenia?
I'll have them before the decade's out!

>> No.16578532

>>16578526
Some STR to look toned but not Oni tier of muscle should suffice! the rest in END

would the wight dare to ask if shes pregnant or fat?

>> No.16578533

>>16578526
I wonder if your wife lies about having them all at once pretty quickly just to see you smile.

>> No.16578539

>>16578532
The wight would just bite her tongue and nod, trying to ignore the subtle sloshing sound as the vampire goes about discussing taxation in the land and levies.

>>16578533
Well I wouldn't be disappointed if she gets pregnant with less than five, I just consider five the optimal target.

>> No.16578546

>>16578539
I hope you get the rare double yolk. Fight hard, anon, and I'm sure you'll get some cutie daughterus.

>> No.16578549

>>16578546
Will do.
Gonna get all the daughterus.

>> No.16578568

>>16577587
She has new stuff.
My dick has ascended.

>> No.16578576

>>16578549
Gonna have my daughteru play with your daughterus and there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.16578578

>>16578576
Bitch, I would encourage my daugtherus to play with your daughterus!
What now?

>> No.16578591

>>16578568
Would that perhaps be on Mono's tumblr page?

>> No.16578594

>>16578578
Well guess what? Since my daughteru is older than your daughterus she is going to act like a big sis.
Show me what your daughterus can do and then we'll talk.

>> No.16578610

>>16578594
My daughterus have their own secret club with secret poses!
They fight for truth, justice, and cake!

They're also all the red ranger because they only have red scales.

>> No.16578634

>>16578610
>They're also all the red ranger because they only have red scales.
Anon that's adorable.

>> No.16578641

>>16578568
Not seeing anything new on mono's tumblr or twitter, this better not be a ruse.

>> No.16578642

I want to make an Alice wear fist-sized anal beads to school.

>> No.16578646

>>16578641
I haven't seen anything new from mono in quite a long time. It's a little concerning desu.

>> No.16578653

>>16577656
They all have near identical bodies anyway.

>> No.16578664

>>16578642
I'd rather cumflate one, plug her up, and then send her off to school.
I'd also spoil her with all the cakes and cookies she can eat.

Maybe pies.

>> No.16578668

>>16578664
>Maybe pies.
Sounds like you're already giving her plenty of pies.

>> No.16578669

>>16578646
He done a lewd image of a girl from troll hunters last month but I think he's been consumed by video games.

>> No.16578673

>>16578668
Oh you!
Gonna give her a cream pie after some cream pies.

>> No.16578678

>>16578669
>I think he's been consumed by video games.
Well, I can definitely understand that.

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16578693

>ywn have a Manticore kidnap and force you to call her mistress
>she will never collar you and keep you either chained up or on a leash
>you will never become her cum dispenser
>you will never be mindbroken into forgetting your original name while only knowing the nickname she gave you
>you will never become so reliant and addicted to her that you can't go a few hours without her scent and presence
>you will never feel more safe and loved in her ownership than you ever have before

It hurts. I just want to be taken away by a Manticore.

>> No.16578695

I dare you to bully a muscle girl for not being feminine and unable to get any handsome human boys because of it

>> No.16578700

So what's all this about big booty lizards? Did someone write a new story or something? Been gone a week.

>> No.16578703

>>16578695
Of course I would.
I'd go up to a dire manticore and tell her that "Geez, you know that all that muscle won't keep a guy once you catch him right?

He'll probably think he's getting kidnapped by sentient jerky or some shit."

>> No.16578705

>>16578695
>implying I wouldn't do this daily just to make her angry
I think angry is cute.

>> No.16578706

>>16578695
No anon. Because weak boys go for a woman who is "feminine". Real men go for a muscle girl.

>> No.16578712

>>16578700
I don't know nuthin'.

>> No.16578713

>>16576693
I'm not big into pleasure runes, but that does sound tempting.

>> No.16578718

>>16578712
You holding out on me boy?

>> No.16578720
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16578720

>>16578693
Hurts so bad.

I love the thought of cuddles after the brutal rape while she apologises for being selfish with her behaviour too. Not that she would ever stop that behaviour.

>> No.16578721

>>16578706
That's retarded

>> No.16578723

>>16578693
>you will never be mindbroken into forgetting your original name while only knowing the nickname she gave you
>you will never become so reliant and addicted to her that you can't go a few hours without her scent and presence
that sounds a little too extreme

>> No.16578727

>>16578718
I didn't notice any big booty lizards being talked about.

>> No.16578732

What happens when your daughteru gets into your stash of temporary pleasure runes thinking they're stickers?

>> No.16578737

>>16578732
She becomes an internet sensation.

>> No.16578738

>>16578693
>you will never feel more safe and loved in her ownership than you ever have before
This is the most important and most forgotten aspect of "evil" monster girls
Being mindbroken and treated like cattle is fine but you need that deep bond with your mistress for the relationship to succeed

Manticores are pretty much the flagship species for this kind of relationship but what are other species that could make it work? Dark Elf?

>> No.16578739

>>16578727
Earlier on, something about a teenage wyvern buttslut? Sounded like it came from something else. Something about a Cupid too.

>> No.16578742
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16578742

>>16578646
He drew her in a Christmas sweater a short time ago when he was taking requests.

>> No.16578744

>>16578739
Doesn't ring a bell. I think there was talk about which girl would have the best ass for a specific pose?

>> No.16578753

>>16578693
That sounds like the perfect way for her to mindbreak me into a yandere.

I'd spoil her every day and in every day imaginable until she's a lazy, flabby manticore who wouldn't dare leave me because I take care of her every need and pump her full whenever I can.

>> No.16578759

>>16578732
That sounds terrible anon, I don't even have a solution for that.
I will not dick the daughteru.

>> No.16578770

>>16578744
I think he's talkin about this >>16576346 which is a continuation of the wyvern loli turned high schooler stuff from previous threads that some people seem to be expanding upon

>> No.16578773

>>16578739
Anons wanted to fuck wyvern ass and it generated some discussion.

Another anon wanted to fuck the black haired cupid and people talked about it.

>> No.16578774

>>16578770
Oh, okay.

>> No.16578781

>>16578732
If you are a daughteru dicker then it's a happy day
Otherwise you'd have to ask your wife for help, she knows how hard it is to deal with monstrous lust

This kind of accident would probably trigger an early puberty, I wouldn't be surprised if she raped her childhood friend shortly afterwards

>> No.16578783

>>16578720
>I love the thought of cuddles after the brutal rape while she apologises for being selfish with her behaviour too.

Sorry anon. But for me that's just a deal breaker. I like the idea the odea being treated treated like shit by her all the time.

>>16578723
That's ok anon.

>>16578738
Well really that's kinda wrong. Manticore are generally heartless creatures. When I said save and loving. I meant it will make you feel that way after the mindbreak. She can still treat you like shit but it won't feel that way.

Mistresses aren't really for "lovey dovey" relationships.

>> No.16578786

What we need is some dark mage stories

>> No.16578798

>>16578783
>Well really that's kinda wrong.
That's why I said "deep bond" and not "strong love"

Manticores aren't heartless per se but they sure as hell won't cuddle you while telling you about how much they love you

>Mistresses aren't really for "lovey dovey" relationships.
Agreed, though you have to admit that no matter how it is expressed there is a lot of love involved in a mistress/slave relationship

>> No.16578800

>>16578770
Loli buttsluts are the best girlfriends.

>> No.16578801

>>16578786
Story about dark mage and vampire teaming up to burn bad literature when?

>> No.16578802

>>16578786
Sinister plotting sexual predator Dark Mage or pathetic shut-in NEET swamp runaway Dark Mage who bumbles around trying to act like the former but just ends up drinking her sorrows away with her equally pathetic black dragon friend?

>> No.16578808

>>16578798
>That's why I said "deep bond" and not "strong love"

Sure I can get that. But like I said, I want her to treat me like "just a cum dispenser" and nothing else.

>lot of love involved in a mistress/slave relationship

There CAN be. Depends.

>> No.16578812

>>16578786
Like a human girl who works under a Lich and becomes increasingly lewder before turning into a Dark Mage?

>> No.16578816

>>16578800
I'm inclined to agree given how that discussion has played out
How does one get such a prodigious posterior? Genetics? A pear heavy diet?

>> No.16578817

While on the topic of pleasure runes, where is the best place for them?

>> No.16578818

>>16578610
Damn you, anon! Now my daughteru wants to have her own sisters club and my wife really liked the idea.
I have now in hands a overhyped little dragon and a lusty big one.

>> No.16578823

>>16578801
What would they go for?
I mean, twilight and harry potter are irrelevant nowdays. so I cant think of what would offend them.
maybe that monster high thing the girls are into?

>> No.16578824

>>16578816
Jiggling fruits.

>> No.16578826

>>16578817
What's your favorite spot on her body?

>> No.16578827

>>16578817
For me? The belly/womb area.

You can't beat it.

>> No.16578837

>>16578824
I wouldn't put it past the Demon Realm to have fruit that stimulate growth of certain body parts if consumed regularly

>> No.16578840

>>16578802
I want the sinister plotter with a kiki right hand girl.
>>16578812
how would they know the change happened?
>>16578823
>Monster high
I don't know what that is but ill google it.

>> No.16578842

>>16578808
Excuse me, I underestimated your sluttiness

>There CAN be. Depends.
In MGE it's an overruling law that monster girls love humans, it's even said explicitly that seemingly loveless relationships are actually filled with love
In other settings you're free to be a worthless cumpump of some truly evil monster girls
As great as MGE is, sometimes I just want to submit myself to a monster girl who wouldn't hesitate to kill me if I was to disappoint her

>> No.16578849

>>16578610
Personally I'm not so sure what my daughterus would do. Would be cute if they formed their own "pack". But are Anubis too intelligent for that?

>> No.16578852

>>16578817
Belly
I headcannon the monster equivalent of tatoo artists that make stylised runes

>> No.16578855

>>16578817
I'm not big even on temporary pleasure runes since in my mind they're cheating and a bit of a cop-out. If I had to choose though, my waifu and daughteru would have them way back in their throats for beautiful oral slave sex, and maybe on their bellies too because lewd bellyrubs.

>> No.16578859

>>16578817
Belly and thighs

You can be a degenerate and put some on her feet or armpits to make your weird fetishes pleasurable for her as well

>> No.16578862

>>16578842
I agree with you here. I sort of misunderstood what you meant by love. But yeah I agree. I imagine if my Manticore Mistress saw me being hit on or touched by other monster girls, she'd flip because I'm HER cumpup.

>As great as MGE is, sometimes I just want to submit myself to a monster girl who wouldn't hesitate to kill me if I was to disappoint her

My patrician. I want the same thing.

>> No.16578866

>>16578800
>fat-bottomed Wyvern loli will never wrap her wing-arms around you while her fat ass smacks against your pelvis during a buttfucking session

>> No.16578874

>>16578849
I don't think Anubi would form 'packs' in the same sense that other wolfus like Hellhounds or Werewolves would, but they would probably know how to best work together to achieve their goals. Also, be prepared for an incredible amount of competition between them, they'll always be trying to one-up each other.

>> No.16578875

>>16576022
How much? If they were done in one day, I'm guessing they're by someone who pays by the hour?

>> No.16578877

Admit it, there's one monster girl you absolutely don't give a shit in terms of her personality but totally want her body. Which one is it?

>> No.16578880

>>16578786
I want a story about a Dark mage who lives in the western swamp tower, and a Dark Slime who lives in the eastern swamp tower, and the poor village in the center who has to witness their magic dueling.

>> No.16578885

>>16578875
Oh wait, I'm retarded.

>> No.16578887

>>16578840
She starts out doing the job only for money or college credit, and dislikes the Lich and all the experiments she does. Then she starts getting lewder as he helps, and learns some magic, and then she's a busty Dark Mage and perfectly okay with it.

>> No.16578888

>>16578817
The back of her throat, and the back of her head are good.

Two right on her buttcheecks, for when your bodies slap together.

Womb of course, for soft rubbing.

>> No.16578889

>>16578874
I bet lolinubi would try to order each other around and would end up with them arguing which schedule is better.

>> No.16578891

>>16578877
There really isn't anon, it's quite the opposite for me. Body types can vary among species and as long as my waifu has the same personality I really wouldn't mind her being any species except a few select ones.

>> No.16578895

>>16578877
Charybdis

>> No.16578896

>>16578817
On her hands FOR THE GRATEST OF HANDJOBS!
Bonus: she's a jinko

>> No.16578898

>>16578817
Tip of the tail and back of the knee.

>> No.16578899

>>16578875
>>16578885
Flat price, each one was $60+ for a total of like $120+.
If you commission the artist and don't ask for a really detailed character in a really specific pose, thigh-up images like that would be around ~$35.

>> No.16578900

>>16578877
Nope, what I have is girls which profile I like but their design/body I hate.

>> No.16578903

>>16578817
All along the lamia tail
I want her to be a shuddering mess just by wrapping around me

>> No.16578905

>>16578817
A teeny tiny one right on her clit.

>> No.16578911

>>16578903
>diamondback lamia except with pleasure runes
That's a dangerous plan anon, very very dangerous.

>> No.16578912

>>16578862
>My patrician. I want the same thing.
One of the thing I want the most if for such a monster girl to force me to pleasure her for hours straight, and once I completely empty my balls and become exhausted she orders me to cum one more time otherwise she will get rid of me and find a better slave

>> No.16578913

>>16578887
Guess the selfishness will kick in when she claims a guy she knows

>> No.16578914

>>16578877
A split between Manticore and Hellhound.

I'm not fond of the overly aggressive or belittling types. If I wanted to put up with that, I'd go outside.

>> No.16578916

>>16578866
>ywn pin booty wyvern's face against the wall roughly as her feet dangle while you go to town on her jiggling massive ass
>ywn hear her give a guttural moan from the back of her throat as you spank her sizable rump and feel her clench down on you with tears streaming from her eyes

>> No.16578917

>>16578891
This.

>> No.16578920

>>16578911
>give her a massage along her pleasure runed tail
>rattle still going hours after you've filled her

>> No.16578921

>>16578914
If you really think they have anything to do with 3DPD you're pretty wrong.

>> No.16578923
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16578923

>>16578895
They are incredibly cute, awful shame they're so forgettable otherwise.

>> No.16578931

Would you have a pleasure rune on yourself anon? It's only fair if your waifu would do it for you.

>> No.16578934

>>16578931
I'd get an Endurance Rune tattooed around my loins.

>> No.16578935

>>16576510
No Cupid.

Even if they have sexy braided hair...

>> No.16578937

>>16578877
None of them really. A girls personality is half of the full package.

>> No.16578944

>>16578931
I'd do anything my waifu would want me to do.

>> No.16578945

>>16578931
Of course it'd only be fair if my waifu and daughteru did decide to get them, I guess I'd have to choose the back of my throat too, or inside my butt.

>> No.16578946

>>16578935
Mokey butt and thighs then?

Also, rip my mershark thing. Maybe next week.

>> No.16578951

>>16578931
probably on my back for when she fives me a massage

>> No.16578952

>>16578916
Gonna go till she's cumbloated.
Gonna plug her up with a vibrator and make her go through the rest of the day.

>> No.16578953

>>16578912
It's a good way of testing if a slave is truly loyal. He'll do it for his mistress.

>> No.16578954

>>16578931
Fine. Maybe on my butthole for when she rims me or on my dick so I can have multiple orgasms.

>> No.16578956

>>16578931
The neck because love bites.

>> No.16578959

>>16578931
If she does it I can do it too.
I just hope it won't turn me into a quick shot. Or maybe that's what she want's.

>> No.16578964

>>16578931
I wouldn't put on myself willingly, but if she was a bit foward then this >>16578374 would happen.

>> No.16578965

>>16578931
Sure. My waifu would probably enjoy if I got one on my balls.

>> No.16578966

I would like a wurm that learns machinery so she can repair the shit she brakes

>> No.16578969

>>16578946
No doing the monkey either. I honestly don't like monkey monsters at all.

>> No.16578970

>>16578874
I can't wait for that! Although breaking up fights will be a hard task.

>>16578889
I think this is where my waifu would step in. She'd proclaim how her schedule is the dominating force of this household.

I can't wait until they reach the age where me and my waifu will let each one plan the day for all of us. We'd be so proud of her taking her first steps in becoming an traditional Anubis. And once they're at the right age they can start making inputs on my waifu's schedule. Maybe we might even have days where the whole family plans the schedule and we can have fun outings based on what all of us want to do!

I just can't wait for the portals to come!

>> No.16578972

>>16578966
What about a Gremlin Wurmrider, that by their powers combined, can fix and destroy everything?

>> No.16578973

>>16578952
The kind that randomly changes intensity throughout the course of the day?

>> No.16578975

>>16578966
But she'll end up making Ork level tech and Titans out of scraps instead of repairing things.

>> No.16578977
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16578977

>>16578969
I personally enjoy the Shog one and Dark Souls one.

>> No.16578979

>>16578966
>the shit she brakes
She's a race-car driver and now you want her to be the mechanic too?!

>> No.16578984

>>16578969
Draw some wurm thighs then. I know you like them.

>> No.16578985

>>16578973
You know it.
Now, the real question is if big booty wyvern dresses sluttily in her uniform or if she wears it prim and proper so that EVERYONE can tell when she's been lewded.

>> No.16578986

>>16578977
Shoggoth janitor? Huh.

>> No.16578990

>>16578986
How do you think that maid post is always so quick?

>> No.16578992

>>16578985
No matter what she tries to wear, she always looks slutty.
It's in her nature.

>> No.16578993

>>16578992
That's just because her rear is so large she had to special order a desk chair.

>> No.16578994

>>16578990
They're far, they're near
They're gone, they're here
They're in, they're out, they're all about!

>> No.16578995

>>16578970
How many daughterus would you have? Personally, I'd aim for three, but knowing my waifu we would probably end up with more.

>> No.16578997

>>16578994
Terrifying

>> No.16579000

>you'll never make the war painting on your amazoness

this actually hurts.

>> No.16579003

>>16578995
I really don't know. With my daughterus I don't want to build their character for them. I want a surprise.

And amount? Like I said, I'd like a surprise. But if I had to choose. I'd say 3 or over. I want plenty of daughterus!

>> No.16579004

>>16579000
I'd rather keep off the warpath.

>> No.16579007

>>16578995
>only three daughters
>not having at least one hundred

Hey man im not judging...

>> No.16579010

>>16578985
I think as >>16576475 and >>16576505 said
She at least thinks she's hiding her insanely lewd and horny lifestyle from her peers but secretly everyone knows that pillowy ass is property of that one few-years older anon whose cum they occasionally see dripping out of her when she comes back from disappearing at lunch

>> No.16579011

>>16579000
I know how you feel anon. Not being able to be your waifu's house husband is the worst pain I've ever felt. And for me, I'd always love to have the honor to re-paint my waifus belly symbols regularly.

>> No.16579023

>>16579007
T. Faher of Dragons

>> No.16579024

>>16579007
Anon, there comes a point where having over a certain number of daughterus just becomes unmanageable. Now, I know that that number may vary from anon to anon, but one hundred daughterus? How would you make them all feel loved and special?

>> No.16579027
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16579027

Would your ideal Monster Girl be an adventurous busy-body, or a stay-at-home NEET? Or somewhere inbetween?

>> No.16579028

>>16579010
Well, one of those is me but my guess would be she dresses all 'prim and proper' but the skirt is a hair too short, her shirts unbuttoned just enough to show a wee bit of her chest, and her undergarments are far too lewd to be considered 'normal'

>> No.16579034

>>16579007
Is 602 a good number of daughterus to have?

>> No.16579037

>>16579027
She's a stay at home but not a NEET, she's just a noble so rich she doesn't need to work

>> No.16579038

>>16578993
Oh yes
It was very embarrassing the day she got completely stuck in her last desk chair
She could barely contain her moans at the thought of Anon squeezing her ass even tighter once school got out

>> No.16579039

>>16579027
Busy body. And she'd be a little Adventurous.

>> No.16579041

>>16579027
You start with one who likes the adventuring lifestyle, then pull off one last big raid and retire, bada-bing, bada-boom, out of the business forever, get some kids, a house, a dog, grandkids, petunia plants, Persian rugs, no more o' that dungeon crawlin'.

>> No.16579046

>>16579037
A rich NEET, then. Call a spade a spade.

>> No.16579050

>>16579011
Actually I would want to be with her even in battle.
But preparing would be also very important. Drawing on her would be amazing. I would even sign it at the end.

>> No.16579052

>>16579027
>filename
I'm confused.

>> No.16579054

>>16579046
Even if she has money invested?

>> No.16579056

>>16579024
This. You have to make sure you make very daughteru feel special. How would you give each one attention?

>> No.16579058

>>16579027
She'd be a scientist with a passion for knowledge and grand magical experiments! Definitely a homebody outside of work though, she'd prefer to cuddle and watch movies with me and our daughteru rather than go out and do things on most days.

>> No.16579059

>>16579027
Mostly adventurous, but I can see her settling down to chill more after we are together.

>> No.16579060

>>16579050
That's ok anon. Nothing wrong with fighting beside your waifu.

>> No.16579061

>>16579028
That sounds about right. And when she bends over and her shirt comes untucked in the back her tattoo of his name is on wide display

>> No.16579063

>>16579054
Then that's a little harder. She's not actually in employment, education or training, but with investments, she's still actually making money.

Fuck it, call it what you want.

>> No.16579064

>>16579027
In YE OLDEN setting?
The first.

In modern day/futuristic?
The latter, although she'd need to be making money somehow to support herself.

>> No.16579073

>>16579061
Yep.
Then there's the discussion about when anon gets her pregnant and she's got the egg bump going with it and her hormones have her going crazy.

Well, that and her hips and rear got all the baby weight so she needed another desk/chair and clothes....of those two she only got one.

>> No.16579078

>>16579027
Somewhere in between, she doesn't like moving about unnecessarily and doesn't leave the region she lives in but she's still a hunter.

>> No.16579100

>>16579073
>starts randomly daydreaming due to the hormones about getting fucked raw right over the teacher's desk
>whole class sees her licking her lips and not-so-subtly squeezing and grabbing her own ass in her desk
>snaps out of it and blushes profusely when her Werewolf friend snaps her fingers in front of Wyvern's eyes just as she's about to start moaning
>whispers abound all day

>> No.16579106

>>16578866
>you'll never make a loli wight moan in mindblowing pleasure by locking your pelvis against her shapely pale butt and pouring your hot seed inside her
>you'll never mouthfuck a lolinubis with your tongue while simultaneously grabbing and fingering her bottom with one hand, bend her over and make her cum from losing her anal virginity to your fully grown cock

>> No.16579112

>>16579100
She'd be the type of girl who passes the sex-ed class because she can name fifty different positions for anal.
She'd probably automatically fire them off too when the teacher asked, much to the awe of everyone.

>> No.16579124

>>16579027
How does she get the shit on with her claws being as big as they re

>> No.16579128

>>16579124
Husbands help. Husband can do anything when he's DOING IT FOR HER.

>> No.16579138

>>16579128
Is that the power of husbands?

>> No.16579140

>>16579138
Yes.

>> No.16579142

>>16579112
>It somewhat disappointed her that she'd experienced all of them already
>Anon's skeptical face when she's assuring him later that day that her wings can definitely support both their weights and if he falls she'll absolutely make sure she catches him

What do her parents think of all this? Surely they've caught on if it's been happening since she was a loli.

>> No.16579152

>>16579142
I wonder if Wyvern mama is a butt slut too.

This ain't good for my dick.

>> No.16579188

>>16579142
Her mother is probably ecstatic that her daughter's got a rider and that a grand daughteru is on the way.

She'd also be showing of a titan tier rear that would give anon a hint of whats coming once his girlfriend/wife to be finishes puberty.

>> No.16579191

>>16579152
Wyvern momma is a total prude! She definitely has a good reason for always taking her husband on those sudden business trips over the weekend that she just happens to come home walking with a heavy limp from! She definitely didn't find out her daughter got her ass fucked to kingdom come on the parents' bed the last time they were overseas, and therefore definitely wasn't beaming with pride for her growing girl!

>> No.16579201

>>16579142
In such cases the loli's momster would probably be like
>ara ara my daughter found a lively boyfriend earlier than I did, should I be jealous?

>> No.16579202

>>16579191
Oh god it runs in their blood. I want to fuck a girl in their family just to get a taste of that ass.

Imagine lonely aunty ass wyvern. Dibs on her.

>> No.16579213

>>16579202
Anon.
This is CC, "I've drowned my sorrows in cake and beer" tier giant wyvern ass.

You don't know what you'd be dealing with.

>> No.16579219

>"I've drowned my sorrows in cake and beer"
perfection

>> No.16579235

>>16579213
Boy I know exactly what I would be dealing with, and I would go down on it hard.

Imagine the amount of alcohol she drank her entire life, now multiply that by three. It's the amount of semen I'll be depositing on her ass if we get together.

>> No.16579242

>>16579213
>>16579219
I bet she's got a really nice, soft belly to go with her butt.

>> No.16579244

>>16579188
>"Ara, anon, why do you always hang out with my daughter so much? You're such a responsible young man~"
>Bends over right in front of anon as he sits on the couch, ostensibly putting some snacks on the table but filling his vision with gigantic Wyvern booty
>"fufu, make sure she doesn't eat too much, it'll all go to her backside... family curse, right honey?"
>"Mooooom stop embarrassing me you cow!"
>light fufufu as momvern struts away to leave for work, anon gulps and tries like all hell to not stare
>Booty Wyvern pouts and lightly headbutts his side

>> No.16579252

>>16579242
Even if she has, it's going down along with her virginity.

>> No.16579256

>>16579244
But how can she carry snacks with wings for hands?

>> No.16579257

Now I hate the Sabbath and all. But I'd buy a temporary lolification potion from them so I could make soft sweet love to my waifu as a loli.

>> No.16579262

>>16578984
But they don't really have thighs.

>> No.16579263

>>16579256
Wyverns can probably polymorph their wing-arms to have posable claws and smaller wings.

>> No.16579266

>>16579257
You'd turn yourself into a loli for your waifu?
Dude, that's hardcore.

>> No.16579268

>>16579257
I'm pretty resistant to lolis, but the wyvern just makes me diamonds. Though I would probably go for her aunt now that I think about it.

>> No.16579273

>>16579235
I can only see this ending in reverse cowgirl with her back facing you, her huge bottom almost in your face and her stomach bloated to the limit with seed as she tries to milk a daughter from you.

>>16579242
Yep, she'd have a bit of a beer belly.

>>16579244
See, now I WANT to spoil that wyvern with snacks.

>> No.16579275

>>16579266
Damn. Worded that very wrong.

>> No.16579280

>>16578977
The Priscilla one, the Fair Lady, or that one girl outside spider crib?

>> No.16579281

>>16579257
Lolification potions are a neat concept. I think it would be really neat for my waifu to take one so she could do some faux-twin play with our daughteru.

>> No.16579285

>>16579263
That's a cop-out.

>> No.16579288

>>16579280
Oh, the Priscilla one. Didn't realize there was more.

>> No.16579291

>>16579257
I'd take one to enjoy rapeplay with my waifu as a loli.

>> No.16579296

>>16579285
It's good for the sake of convenience.

>> No.16579298

>>16579275
Syntactic ambiguity is my greatest ally.
Also, I've been on a /ll/ binge recently. First place my mind went.

>> No.16579300

>>16579273
I wouldn't mind being dominated and pinned down by her huge ass, but I would still like to bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

I want to have too much rough sex with that CC.

>> No.16579302

>>16579288
Also one with the Living Doll.
And two involving Medusa from Rance.

>> No.16579303

>>16579256
Probably rests them atop her claw wings

>> No.16579308

>>16579296
Objectively shit opinion. If you can't handle them without polymorphing their body parts, you don't deserve them.

>> No.16579309

>>16579262
You know I want it, and I know you want it too.

>> No.16579312

>>16579027
A busy-body conqueror who actively corrupts the surrounding area, and who's drive for monstergirl assimilation is bellied only by her airheadedness.

>> No.16579319

>>16579302
Could you post the doll one?

>> No.16579320

>>16579300
That's what you do when she shudders and collapses so she can grip the sheets with her talons and start moaning while you grab her wide hips and smash into that thick monster she calls a bottom.

>> No.16579327

>>16579268
I generally only like Lolis for the body and only if they're "old hags". I wouldn't fuck a Child.

>> No.16579329

>>16579308
There's nothing wrong with Wyverns that actually have posable fingers to go with their wings.

>> No.16579330

>>16579309
Don't take advantage of my love for Wurms.
Or Dragons in general.
Or Werewolves.
Or Mershark.
Or Whitehorn

>> No.16579334

>>16579256
They still have little claw appendages at the up-tips of their wings
As someone said before in a modern setting it can be assumed technology and appliances would be adapted to accommodate different monsters' unique anatomy
Though nothing can accommodate that ass
>>16579268
Same, though the Wyvern is in late high school by this point
>>16579273
That was the plan all along
Strange how her cupboard is so well stocked with them

>> No.16579335

>>16579327
Like Nyx from FE Fates or Remillia from 2hu?

>> No.16579337

>>16579308
You must hate that my waifu turns into other species of monstergirls for fun then.

>> No.16579346

>>16579291
>raping your waifu as a loli

Anon Loli bodies aren't for rape. Loli bodies are for soft sex only. You should be making sure she's comfortable all the way though by asking her.

That's how a real man makes love to his waifu as a Loli.

>> No.16579352

>>16579334
But then wyvern will get chubby with most of it taking her rear to obscene levels.

>> No.16579355

>>16579335
Just generally having a more mature mind.

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>>16579319
Eh, Why not?

>> No.16579362

>>16579320
I want to pound her so hard she tries to bite the pillow to hide her embarrasment. But then I would move in close and start asking if she is happy, being finally treated like the beautiful woman she is, that I'm going to fill her with my cum and always be at her side so she'll never feel lonely again. I want her to give everything up and start screaming how much she's enjoying it and how much she loves me.

Why am I going full lewd for this past week? I don't understand?

>> No.16579369

>>16579355
So the former then by example.

Now I want a loli Lich drinking coffee...

>> No.16579372

>>16579330
You know I love dragon too mang. That and thighs.

If did a nice vanilla dragon doodle who knows? I might never bother you again.

>> No.16579373

>>16579359
kek. thanks man.

>> No.16579381

>>16579372
Nice try, but no dice.

>> No.16579384

>>16579362
It's because you want to fill that bottom heavy wyvern to the limit with daughterus.

>> No.16579385

>>16579369
Loli bodies with adult brains are best. Also the lewdest.

Imagine, a loli body, with the ara~ ara~ of a CC.

>> No.16579387

>>16579369
>Now I want a loli Lich drinking coffee...
That's not coffee! It's just grape kool-aid!

>> No.16579389

>>16579381
Fine. But I still wish some wamr thighs around your head and paper if you are still cold.

>> No.16579390

>>16579385
Yes.

>> No.16579397

>>16579387
I said a loli Lich, not a Dark Elf.

>> No.16579403

>>16579384
I want to fill every hole she has. Even the lonely one in her heart.

>> No.16579429

>>16579352
>Momster Wyvern comes home from a weekend business trip, gently releasing her passed out husband from her wing hold on the couch with a silent fufu
>heads to her bedroom
>to her mild surprise, now-very-pregnant Booty Wyvern and anon are both standing in the room awkwardly, anon bowing deeply as soon as Momster enters the room
>"Uh, miss Wyvern! Please let me marry your daughter! I must reveal to you that we've been sleeping with each other for... for uh, for some time. I-I have a stable income, and I promise to b-"
>"Ara ara, you finally came out and said it~ fufu, of course I have no problems, who else could keep my lovely daughter satisfied~" she interrupts
>Booty Wyvern and anon sigh with relief as he holds her close and rubs her egg bump
>suddenly he flinched and turns back to Momster
>"o-oh, uh... there's one other thing..." he says as he grimaces and turns his head toward the bed
>Momster looks over puzzled then openly ara's and laughs as she realizes the bed is utterly smashed
>Booty Wyvern is so red it looks like she's changed colors entirely

>> No.16579435

>>16579403
Anon, to you want a lovey dovey, home maker wyvern with a big egg bump and an even bigger rear?

Because that's what you're going to get at this rate.

>> No.16579449

>>16579429
Anon, the things I'm going to do to her daughteru is going to take her hips and rear to whole new levels due to the kids I'm gonna put in her.

That and I'm going to use that rear as much as possible.

>> No.16579455

>>16579429
Daaaaw.
Who knew this would all come from a simple question about which MG would have the biggest ass

>> No.16579464

>all this big booty Wyvern talk filled with lovey dovey childhood friend sex and making CC aunt's feel loved
Oh come on, I just masturbated, this isn't even fair.

>> No.16579466

>>16579429
Very cute, but bootywyvern's dad sure gets no say huh?

>> No.16579474

>>16579435
You know, you got me thinking. I bet she would be an awesome mom.
She can keep our big egg really warm with her butt while I keep her warm too with cuddles and kisses. We could also keep the egg between us too so both me and it get some comfy winghugs.

I'll wait until our daughteru hatches, but once she does I'm going to make her feel really special, as a mother and my wife.

>> No.16579475

>>16579466
>but bootywyvern's dad sure gets no say huh?
He's just mad he's got to fix the bed for the 87th time.

>> No.16579481

>>16579464
Two threads in the making
We gotta plan the wedding now
I wonder if black-haired Cupid will attend for her classmate

>> No.16579494

>>16579464
To be honest. It's getting kinda bland and boring. But that's just me.

>> No.16579496

>>16579481
>Black haired cupid

Oh. Oh no. I think I really broke on this one, after reading the thread when I woke upo, first thing I did was open up that picture and masturbate to her.

>> No.16579497

>>16579475
>Anon worried Dadon will yell at him
>just wants to teach him how to repair beds
>"you'll need it. Trust me."

>> No.16579507

>>16579474
Good man.
Good man.

>> No.16579525

>>16579507
Hopefully I would be a good father too.

>> No.16579526

>>16579496
It's odd how only recently we realize how unspeakably lewd Cupids profile pic is.

>> No.16579530

>>16579481
>I wonder if black-haired Cupid will attend for her classmate
Who else is gonna be her maid of honor?

>> No.16579532

>>16579525
You can do it, just be ready for if the aunt wants to out do her younger sister in the kid department.

>> No.16579533

>>16579257
I want to force a Hellhound to drink a loli potion so she gets mad and rapes me.

>> No.16579540

Would it be considered indecent clothing if a monster girl wore anything but a string bikini when going to the beach?
What Would MGC beach be like?

>> No.16579541

>>16579533
CC cake and hathor milk.

>> No.16579542

>>16579526
You know what really gets me? Her hot pants, thighs and boots. I want to do so many things to her and she looks so beautiful it's unbelivable how I've never noticed before.
She went from unoticed to my top ten in a blink.

>> No.16579551

>>16579541
What? No. I want the humiliation of being dominated by a loli hound and for her to taunt me at not being able to overpower someone so small.

>> No.16579555

>>16579542
Those are precisely the features I enjoy most on her. Also her stylish hat and tsun pout.

>> No.16579558

>>16579532
I would be up to it. I hope she also doesn't mind my hand contantly groping her ass excitedly waiting for the time when we are alone though.

>> No.16579566

>>16579551
I left out a sentence that should have started with "I want to give a hellhound' and then those items.

I want a pudgy hellhound to dom me.

>>16579558
Oh anon, she'd be anticipating it.
Back massage?

Forget that! She wants an ass massage.

>> No.16579569

>>16579540
You're asked left right and centre to apply sunscreen to some MGs back.

>> No.16579571

>>16579533
Loli hellhounds are basically just living fireballs.

>> No.16579572

>>16579555
The hat does give a really nice hit when I decide to look into her beautiful heart pupil eyes.

I didn't know I could fall in love this hard. 5 bucks say that she got me with an arrow.

>> No.16579579

>>16579571
No, those are loli ignises...igni?

>> No.16579588

>>16579464
I try to ignore it. But it just keeps coming up.

This is not how Dragons are supposed to be treated.

>> No.16579590

>>16579566
I know that the butt slutyness runs in the family, but if she is that kinky then boy we will be taking entire weeks of so we could break all of a motel's bed.

>> No.16579598

>>16579590
That's the spirit.
Put that rear to good use.

>> No.16579600

>>16579579
Flambe.

>> No.16579605

>>16579579
https://imgur.com/889kUhd
Little hellhounds don't have full control over their hellfire, but they can still output the same amount of thrust as a full-grown hellhound. Combine that with their decreased mass, and you've got a recipe for tiny hellhounds leaving craters everywhere they go.

>> No.16579617

>>16579605
Thats cute.

>> No.16579625

Reminder Hellhounds don't actually have fire powers.

>> No.16579629

I remember when people used to say that wyverns were the most forgettable dragon.

Now even her aunt got so much love.

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www.strawpoll.me/12186056/

>> No.16579640

>>16579629
Was actually thinking about that a little bit ago.

>> No.16579642

>>16579617
And also the reason why you shell out for an underground bunker-cum-playroom with tungsten-lined walls.

>> No.16579651

>>16579642
KDF out.

>> No.16579652

>>16579625
Reminder you're a big fag.

>> No.16579654

>>16578539
How would the vampire act once she saw every noble staring at her with a weird look? she probably doesnt hear her own sloshing sound

>> No.16579658

>>16579533
I want to dom a Hellhound loli.
Put a collar and a blindfold on her, tie her hands behind her back with fluffy handcuffs, guide her on the bed so her face rests on the pillows and her plump charcoal butt is in the air, fuck her ass slowly so she can't cum, and only pick up the pace once she can't take being constantly edged anymore and begs for it.

I wonder if a Hellhound would be mad if someone turned her daughter sub

>> No.16579662

>>16579654
She'd put her hands on her hips, puff up her chest, which would push her stomach out a bit more, and ask what everyone was gawking at.

Undoutably quite peeved.

>> No.16579663

>>16579651
KDF's playroom is full of fancy furnishings and is used for sex.
I'm literally talking about somewhere hellhound children can vent and tire themselves out without causing thousands in property damage.

>> No.16579666

>>16579663
Oh. When you said cum I just assumed, nevermind then.

>> No.16579672

I want to go to demon realm london!

>> No.16579680

>>16579666
It's latin. It basically means "with" and is used in the context of a single object serving multiple purposes.

>> No.16579687

>>16579680
Your first mistake was using a dead language unspoken.

>> No.16579692

>>16579680
I see. I guess I've become far too corrupted in my time here, I took Latin for 4 years in high school.

>> No.16579716
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There's something wrong with my squishyflayer. Send help

>> No.16579718

>>16579716
Just eat the lotus.

>> No.16579728

>>16579662
that sounds cute,after the trip i would ask her if she wants another refill

>> No.16579745

>>16579728
She'll probably accept, after all its been a long day and she's probably absorbed quite a bit.

It does give her skin a healthy glow after all.
She MAY ask you to keep going after the 'refill' though, she's feeling a tad peckish.

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16579749

What kind of stats would MG have? would stronger species have more allocation points?

STR:How /fit/ and muscly she is

END:Her stamina,how long she can be pounded without going ahegao mode

DEX:How flexible and nimble she is,more body positions?

INT:How sharp and creative is the MG

CHAR:Charisma,seductive ablities and to bargain with other MG

FER:How fertile she is,how often she gets knocked up and how many she can have at once

>> No.16579751

>>16579716
Have you been pressing her regularly?

>> No.16579764

>>16579749
My maid's a dexfag master race.

>> No.16579768

>>16579749
You forgot Wisdom: Common sense, critical thinking, and willpower.

The rest are pretty much the same, although you could replace END with Constitution for the same results.

>> No.16579777

>>16579749
My OC lilim:

STR: 99
END: 99
DEX: 99
INT: 99
CHAR: 99
FER: 99

Also she has a pet shadowdragonwolf and is the best monstergirl all the other monstergirls look up to her and her favourite things are sex with me all the time and she hates cute things and my dad and tyler from school because fuck you tyler stop showing everyone my fucking drawings

>> No.16579784

>>16579745
I am going to hold her tight at nights,dinning a sticky raging mushroom soup to keep her pleased,filled and plugged all night as a tease her earlobes and belly

>> No.16579789

>>16579777
Sounds like a baphomet.

>> No.16579791

>>16579768
Wisdom=Int (I guess?)

Endurance/constitution/stamina,however you wish to call it

>> No.16579794

>>16579784
Thats nice, just be sure to pay attention to how much she's holding.

All that seed has to go somewhere if she doesn't burn it off by daily activity and simply existing.

>> No.16579802

>>16579791
Int is book learning and their ability to perform complex equations and such.

Intelligence is knowing how to cast a fireball.
Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't cast it in a pine forest.

>> No.16579804

>>16579749
You forgot an important stat.

COR: Corruption, how easily she can turn a man into an incubus or a woman into a monster girl

Some girls pride themselves on that, Khepri for example may have low overall stats individually but their team work combined with their COR stat makes them fearsome.

>> No.16579807

>>16579794
Now seed got calories? i am guessing she absorbs it if its too much for her to handle

or converts the excess into mana and it goes into her waifu parts

>> No.16579816

>>16579804
All Chaos creatures got high COR i assume?

i still believe thats a waste of stats,gotta min-max

>> No.16579818

>>16579804
Honestly, monster girls would need a Depravity (DEV) and Purity (PUR) axis.

The further into depravity they go the more likely they are to go for 24/7 fuckfests and gain fetishes while Purity keeps them in a 'Lewd Handholding" and adventuring mode.

>> No.16579819
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Girls in heat can't help it so please be understanding.

>> No.16579824

>>16579816
Chaos girl have Insanity instead of corruption.

>> No.16579830

>>16579807
It does for Monster Girls.

All that energy has to go somewhere.

>> No.16579834

>>16579789
Only if I was KC.

>> No.16579841

>>16579819
I don't recall Holo going into heat.

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>>16579749
Shog meido

STR 14
END 20
DEX 40
INT 11
CHA 6
WIS 0
FER 10
COR 20

>> No.16579845

>>16579841
She's obviously presenting herself. Are you going to help her or does she have to go inna woods and look for some wolves?

>> No.16579854

>>16579816
It's a fantastic stat if used right. Dark matters are an example of a girl with all her points dumped into COR.
>>16579818
All fallen god followers would have extremely high DEV.

>> No.16579856

>>16579819
gonna ride the wolffu

>>16579845
Of course!

>> No.16579861

>>16579749
I'm using a scale of 1-10 because I don't actually into DnD.
Str: 9
End: 8
Dex: 4 (she can't reach her toes, no bully pls)
Int: 5
Wis: 4
Char: for me it's a 10 but in reality it's more like another 5.
Fer: 4, Dragons are pretty bad at this, right?

>> No.16579867

>>16579843
Now we need to settle how many points you can allocate and what is the cap for the stats (guessing 50)

>> No.16579874

>>16579854
Exactly.
Fallen go girls would take very little to push on that end while a Unicorn would be high on the PUR side.

Now, the interaction between the two would vary from girl to girl.

So a unicorn who, somehow, got high DEV without going into Bi-corn territory would have stretching fetishes or want her husband to go full cumflation mode and plug her up so she's constantly filled all day while a 'pure' dark angel would hold back on the sex till she and her husband are in a private area.

>> No.16579879

>>16579861
If it's a 1-10 I would say dragons are either 2 or 3.

>> No.16579882
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>>16579749
>STR: 14
>END: 9
>DEX: 5
>INT: 8
>CHAR: 11
>FER: 8

>> No.16579883

>>16579879
Well that sounds troublesome, I'm not a machine.

>> No.16579895

>>16579867
No particular cap for stats, but certainly a scale. If we go by DnD standards, then 10 is the base average.

10 strength is average joe. 15 strength is a well built soldier. 20 strength and you could pull trees out of the ground. 25 and you could probably lift a car above your head.

A stat below 6 represents a crippled state.

>> No.16579899

>>16579895
Well, maybe 30 strength for car lifting.

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>>16579749
Inari

STR: Low/Mid
It's all about grace and elegance.

END: Mid
Not lightweights, but not pelvis breakers either.

DEX: Mid/High
Her tails lend themselves to interesting possibilities in the bedroom.

CHAR: High
Foxes are very crafty creatures, and Inari are exceptional examples of this.

FER: VERY HIGH
They rely on seduction rather than straightforward advances. However Inari are symbols of fertility, so expect large litters and a very happy familly.

Note that these are base stats and are subject to change based on individual specimens and their husbands.

>> No.16579901

>>16579883
Well they are extremelly rare, anon. What di you expect?
You think some mushrooms and saying cumflating Xplets will make it happen?

>> No.16579906

Which monster has the best ahoge?

>> No.16579909

>>16579901
Well I mean even in my weird headcanon I only have the one kid, so no I don't think that.

>> No.16579912

>>16579906
Griffon by far.

>> No.16579911

>>16579895
So Golems would have 70 stength, and muscle Liches 100?

>> No.16579914

>>16579909
I also have one kid in mine.
It's not impossible, just a really really low chance of getting one everytime you cum inside.

>> No.16579922

>>16578342
the skinhead kind
damn nazis

>> No.16579923

>>16579749
Vampire Mosquito, focused breeding build

STR 8
END 12
DEX 12
INT 10
CHA 8
WIS 10
FER 50

>> No.16579930

>>16579911
Quite possibly. Something with 100 strength could probably lift a battleship out of the water, because that's reaching demi god levels.

>> No.16579931

>>16579923
Anon...how is she going to move with all those kids?

>>16579895
If you're doing percentile, 20 would be an untrained human.

30 would be a trained one in that stat.

>> No.16579935

>>16579749
Lich.

Str: 1
End: 30
Dex: 1 because corpse.
Int: 50
Char: 16
Fer: 2

>> No.16579939

>>16579930
Muscle lich is probably a 20 or something.

>> No.16579944

>>16579935
Even undead have more Dex and Strength than one. Otherwise she would be wheelchair bound, and also possibly a vegetable. 0 in either stat is considered deadly.

>> No.16579946

>>16579931
I'm hoping Vamp Mosquitos lay eggs, otherwise their broods would leave them bedridden.

>> No.16579958

>>16579946
Eh, that could be fun to poke fun at a girl in such a state.
They'd also need to get milk tanks to support their large broods.

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>>16579749

STR 60
END 50
DEX 85
INT 80
CHA 20
WIS 70
FER 10
COR 70

It doesn't seem to count the magical power though.

>> No.16579971

>>16579961
Is she a goddess? Those stats are Demonlord tier.

>> No.16579979

>>16579944
Magic can compensate bad stats with proper usage.
She'll turn into Sparks from Sealab in any anti magic zone though.

A lazy Lich in a wheel office chair is a funny idea, honestly.

>> No.16579980

>>16579958
little VampMosq is getting a Holstmilk liquid diet then.

>> No.16579982

>>16579749
Anubis
STR: -1
END: 1
DEX: 12
INT: 12
CHAR: 3
FER: 0 I want to adopt a child

>> No.16579991

>>16579971
She's a Vampire. Vampires are high tier and very rare in both MGE and my setting.

>> No.16579992

>>16579982
>-1
So a dying, bed ridden one?
Are you Kotomine or something?

>> No.16579997

>>16579971
>>16579991
Also I thought the cap was 100.

>> No.16579998

>>16579991
But are weaker than Werewolves in STR, Dragons all around, Liches in INT, etc.
She's a sue. Your Immortal Sue.

>> No.16580001

>>16579980
Hopefully, I don't think a vamp mosqito mother could produce enough milk for her brood.

>> No.16580004

>>16579997
It's because nobody established a cap to start with. Stat wanking is pretty shit and nonsensical in the first place, anyway.

>> No.16580005

>>16579906
human boys

>> No.16580008

>>16579992
>STR:How /fit/ and muscly she is
Shouldn't a -1 make her soft? That Anon didn't say anything about STR effecting her health.

>> No.16580012

>>16579991
That's way more powerful than high tier though. There are Gods of Wisdom with less WIS than that.

100 cap is a shit system because there is no set comparisons. What would an example of a hundred STR be for instance? God? How you you possibly compare that to anything else on the same scale.

>> No.16580015

>>16580004
there is no cap, nor should there be

>> No.16580020

>>16580008
>healthy Anubis with extra HEALTH
Fatty

>> No.16580025

>>16580015
Then there's no standard for people to compare to, and the numbers become completely meaningless. Did you not think this through at all?
Same as what >>16580012 says. How the fuck do you quantify when you get to those sorts of levels?

If this was /a/ I'd call you all a bunch of dumb shonenfags.

>> No.16580034

>>16580008
Honeslty, FAT would probably be represented by a Dex hit or a Charisma hit.

Percentile would put an anubi at probably 30 base Dex as they are faster than a normal, untrained human but not faster than a human whose trained (seeing as they are normally magic casters).

A chubby anubis would probably be dex 25 with a fat one being 20.

That allows one to be strong but also 'fat' for those who want the First tier boss as a wife.

>> No.16580036

>>16580025
No you have it backwards. You dont compare things down from the top, which is why 100cap has always been a flawed system.

Base ten is the comparison grounds, being that 10 is representative of completely average for that stat.

There is no cap because there is always a bigger fish.

>> No.16580056

>>16579027
NEET because it's her nature. Plus she'll cover everything in ice the moment she steps outside.

>> No.16580063

>>16579749
Cupid

STR 14
END 8
DEX 20
INT 12
CHA 16
FER 10
COR 6

Seems realistic enough.

>> No.16580066

>>16580036
Define "average" for each stat.

>> No.16580070

>>16579819
I'll be very understanding when she pins me down and tells me that I'm going to give her all the daughterus.

>> No.16580074
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Class:Vampire (Lord/lady?)

Stats (10 is the highest)

STR:7
END:10
DEX:6
INT:6
CHAR:5
FER:1

>> No.16580080

>>16579749
Crow Tengu

STR 2/10

END 4/10 (With +3 mating season modifier)

DEX 8/10

INT 8/10

CHAR 3/10

FER 4/10

>> No.16580098

>>16580066
10 STR, able to easily lift 80lbs, or 50lbs all day, example building a stone wall.

10 END/CON, normal metabolism, medium/light weight drinker, gets sick occasionally.

10 DEX, can ride a bike and drive a car. Can't do a cartwheel.

10 INT, mastery of basic arithmetic, decent memory for numbers, places, and names. Probably struggles with division.

10 CHA, an unremarkable personality with no offensive qualities. Friends might call you boring.

10 WIS. Understands not to stand by a windy cliff edge, or touch recently hot things. Sense enough to know when to shut up, or speak up, and may occasionally make an ass of himself online.

>> No.16580101

>>16580074
Looks like you need that nectar from the core of the tentacle forest. Are you a bad enough dude to retrieve it?

>> No.16580102

>>16579749
Scale is 0-100.

Kobold waifu:
>STR: 12
>END: 57
>DEX: 73
>INT: 89
>CHA: 92
>WIS: 70
>FER: 1
>COR: ???

Kobold daughteru:
>STR: 8
>END: 32
>DEX: 61
>INT: 74
>CHA: 97
>WIS: 55
>FER: 0
>COR: ???

>> No.16580123

>>16580102
>>COR: ???
Oh KDF.

>> No.16580128

>>16579449
She (and the new inlaws) would be ecstatic to hear it
>>16579530
Kek, I can see her fuming and scoffing the whole time yet still unable to stifle a smile when the marriage kiss happens
>>16579590
>butt slutyness runs in the family
I have so enjoyed how this all turned out

Also I tried to post this an hour ago is posting borked for anyone else?

>> No.16580130

>>16580128
Posting went in and out on me for like ten minutes. Not sure why.

>> No.16580136 [SPOILER] 
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Be careful anon, they sneak up on you.

>> No.16580137
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>>16579819
I'm getting mixed feelings!

>> No.16580141

>>16580128
And I would be too.
Don't know why that would happen regarding posting though.

>> No.16580146

>>16580136
Whenever I think of mice girls. I just imagine 3 blind mice girls who live in a clock tower.

>> No.16580152

>>16580136
Mice girls aren't that hard to fight off.

>> No.16580153

>>16580152
See >>16571812

>> No.16580156

>>16579749
This is how I perceive Anubis. 0-10 scale

>STR: 4
>END: 3
>DEX: 5
>INT: 10
>CHAR: 8
>FER: 2

>> No.16580158

>>16580153
Baseless propaganda.

>> No.16580159

>>16580153
What is that, some kind of judo?

>> No.16580161

>>16580153
Jesus Christ. How the hell am I supposed to deal with a Mice problem now? Offer them crackers and cheese then ask them politely to leave?

>> No.16580168

>>16580098
>able to easily lift 80lbs, or 50lbs all day
So wait, is this talking about endurance or explosive strength? Or agile strength? And what about different muscles? Is this just focusing on arm muscles, leg muscles, or both? If it's both, how can it be using the same scale when those limbs are fundamentally different?

>normal metabolism
By who's standard?

>decent memory
How decent? What's the baseline for memory? What about a person who struggles to memorise one information set, but is great at another kind? What about an autist or savant who has incredible proficiency in one field, but poor proficiency in another? And for that matter, why just focus on memory and mathmatical skill? There's plenty of other factors that affect intelligence which can be completely individual to each other.

>an unremarkable personality with no offensive qualities
By who's standard? The most boring fucking anime protagonist in the world can have a person who think's they're the hottest shit ever, to use an extreme example.

>WIS
Again, same as with the INT problem. There's too many individual factors you're not considering, which can all be individual to each other. A child can know not to touch hot things, but might not know how to conduct themselves in formal company.


The number system only exists because D&D needed a heavily simplified system to portray certain feats. It's meaningless outside of the context of a game which relies on those arbitrary numbers to be mechanically balanced.
It doesn't work in an actual narrative sense.
And all these people in this thread are just posting meaningless numbers which mean totally different things depending on who sees them.

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>>16580158
>>16580159
>>16580161
Mice have been taking self-defense courses because they keep getting molested.

Now they will be doing the molesting!

>> No.16580172

>>16580170
The cornered rat, huh?

>> No.16580174

>>16580170
If I give my maus overload heaps of hathorite cheese will she spare me?

>> No.16580176

>>16580170
But Mice love to be molested.

>> No.16580178

>>16580168
Nigga this a game. If you're butthurt, go ask Wizards.

>> No.16580181

>>16580170
I'd definitely let her dom me.

>> No.16580197

>>16580170
I doubt it.

>> No.16580202

I wonder if Male frat houses in and MG College are protected by top of the line security.

>> No.16580201

>>16577656
>Layla
>Manticore
What is with people and using that name, Buck's like the second person I know of to put that to a 'core.

>> No.16580204

>>16580178
Anon, look at the last paragraph. That's literally what I said. The system was made for a game, because it's a simple abstraction made so that the game has a mechanical system that can be balanced. It doesn't work in any other context.

This, people posting their monstergirls with their "stats" in the thread isn't in the context of any game, so there's no meaning to it.
It's just like powerlevel fags saying an omnipotent being from this series is stronger than an omnipotent being from that series.

>> No.16580208

>>16580202
>The top of the line security are all Monster Girls.
>Big, scary Monster Girl security guards are caught kabedoning young male students.

>> No.16580212

>>16580208
Oh jeez! Anon please. You're bringing out my sluttiness! I wonder if they'd flex their muscles while kabedoning the boys.

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>>16580101
Why do you think she got 10 END? its for the extreme snu snu

>> No.16580222

We ARE comparing the girls stats to the context of the game. At least I am. You asked me for the averages for the base ten system and I gave you the facts. I'm not claiming to intend anything else here.

>> No.16580225

>>16580222
for you>>16580204

>> No.16580228

>>16580212
They'd be in uniform, patrolling the campus.

Most of the time they'd do their job and your frat house will be safe, but sometimes they might look the other way if a Monster Girl and her sorority bribes them.

If you confront them, they'd agree to stop accepting the bribes, but you'd have to do a few 'favors' for them. They get all hot and bothered patrolling campus all day in those uniforms.

>> No.16580229

>>16580202
Some succubus would probably still find a way to get in and take pictures for the rest of her friends.

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>>16576111
Shit niggah I have a folder full of our lord and savior Ilias but you're too stone cold even for me.

>> No.16580238

>>16580228
I'd probably fall for a strong protective muscle MG like that. I'd hit on those girls on the job! I'd tell them how I feel awfully unsafe and cold atnight, maybe I need a big strong MG to cuddle me?

>> No.16580245

>>16576111
Did poor Dunce Jimmy get any Valentine's cards?

>> No.16580251

>>16580212
>>16580208
>That big bodybuilderesque Oni who clearly got into the job for all the wrong reasons
>you manage to ring a rape alarm on campus when walking home, but if she's the one that shows up you know things are just gonna get worse for you

The sickest part is she's getting paid and extra credit for it as 'community service' and if you tell anyone what her 'rescue escorts' are like she says she'll lock you in her home gym/basement

>> No.16580254

>>16580228
Of course then Satyros house goes on their nightly boy raid and all hell breaks loose.

>> No.16580260

>>16580251
That Oni sounds nice. I want to become her towel boy at the gym!

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>>16580238
You got to help relieve them of all that pent up stress.

>> No.16580266

>>16576111
i can respect that its probably for their own sake. and also for your own. but maybe you should explain why you did this: (unless you are doing this just to be an ass. then you DEFINITELY should explain)

>> No.16580269

>>16580202
This is the college where no male student graduates as a virgin?

>> No.16580271

>>16580254
Those poor boys. They didn't ask for this.

>> No.16580273

>>16580251
I'd rather the strongfat Satyros who keeps saying she'll let the boys go if they can outdrink her.

I'd accept just so I can take a swig from the bottle and kiss her.

>> No.16580276

>>16580262
I'm willing to let them pin me down and mating press me. I won't even cry!

>>16580269
Yes. It's a shame, I know.

>> No.16580281

>>16580222
My waifu is strong and smart, she doesn't know how to flirt too much and is pretty hard to have babbies.
There, no stats needed.

>> No.16580288

>>16580260
She'll show you off to all her musclehead friends and eventually she'll mellow out and you'll be accepted as just like 'one of the girls' and go on boxer raids with them and genuinely have a memorable college experience

>> No.16580290

>>16580276
Kinda like that one high school where a loner graduates only to get captured by kunoichis on his way out.

>> No.16580291

>>16580271
They're going to a bitchin' toga party though.

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>>16580254
Oh no, they're going to play 'spin the bottle'!

>> No.16580303

>>16580288
Sounds like fun. Just aslong as I still get to enjoy all those muscle girls letting me touch their abs.

>> No.16580312

I feel like MGC college would be hell if you actually wanted to learn something.

>> No.16580315

>>16580292
With one guy and five girls.

>> No.16580317

>>16580291
>>16580292
But those boys just wanted to stay home that night. Maybe do some work or do a hobby.

>> No.16580320

>>16580292
Playing spin the bottle with mgs sounds like a really fun way to have group sex or a harem.

>> No.16580323

>>16580236
>Ilias liking cola
>Alice liking pepsi

Lies and slander, as expected.

>> No.16580324

>>16580312
Just wear a chastity and dress conservative. You'll do fine.

>> No.16580331

>>16580292
>they force you into a game of spin the bottle and seat you on the floor
>what the hell is up with that bottle? it's got, like, three ends on it
>they make you go first
>the girls that it lands on jump up and drag you into the closet
>after an intense make-out session, they bring you back out to the circle
>it's your turn again

>> No.16580335

>>16580324
They would probably just take it as a challenge.

>> No.16580336

>>16580303
Oh of course. Every time they all meet up they get rowdy and want to know who made the most gains. You, of course, are the official judge. You have to feel up all their muscles while they're sweaty and breathing heavily after a long workout. They often get closer and closer as you're doing it and many times end up turning it into one big beefy sweaty 'workout' with you as the 'weight'

>> No.16580341

>>16580331
I don't like this game. It's mean.

>> No.16580343

>>16580312
>want to study for exams
>the Phantom house decide it's a good day to share their chunni fantasies with the rest of the campus

>> No.16580345

>>16580331
Is it wrong that I want to be abused by smug monsters that way?

>> No.16580348

>>16580312
Find the lich, the anubis, and the crow harpy. Get in their circle and you'll actually be able to learn.

>> No.16580349

>>16580336
>My erection is greater than or equal to Diamonds.

>> No.16580354

>>16580331
It's like russian roulette, but you're progressively covered in more and more lipstick marks, and start to get marked with their scents.

The wine flows freely and you find yourself drinking it as well, the night turns into a blur of raunchy, passionate sex and love-making with Goat Girls of all shapes and sizes, splattering your toga with various love juices.

Only when the sun rises and the Goats have all partied themselves to sleep can you get some respite and take a nice cold shower before your lecture starts.

>> No.16580357

>>16580262
I totally would to catch criminals and search for coke with her.

>> No.16580360

>>16580331
>"your turn again anon..."
>steamy makeout session
>repeat until the air is humid with gasps and sweat and the smell of ripe MGs who breathily say it's THEIR turn as they crawl towards you

>> No.16580368

>>16580354
Anon stop. I'm not supposed to turn into a slut with thoughts like that.

>> No.16580369

>>16580354
>lipstick marks, and start to get marked with their scents.

Yes!

>> No.16580371

>>16580343
>Fucking musical numbers/sex scenes everywhere

>> No.16580378

>>16580354
Why are lipstick marks so hot.

>> No.16580383

>>16580369
I want to visit the Chaos sorority! I'd a let the have a turn at corrupting my brain. Maybe at the end of the night I'll be so corrupt that I'll be forced to stay as their little "pet".

>> No.16580386

>>16580343
>Wake up one morning to find that the entire campus has been replaced with a starting town, like an RPG game.
>You have a level, health, stamina and mana bar floating above your head.
>Man and Monster alike are starting to enjoy it, start making parties and doing quests in the sprawling wilderness surrounding the 'campus'.

Sure beats studying.

>> No.16580387

>>16580378
It's a way of marking, and all of them are hot. Imagine having a bunch in your neck.

>> No.16580395

>>16580378
It's a mystery. I imagine girls like Krakens having purple lipstick and it just gets me diamonds.

>> No.16580400

>>16580386
Obligatory dueling at the gates of the campus I assume? Because I want to go there.

>> No.16580401

>>16580387
>Gotta go out of town for work
>Your Monster girl wife quickly puts on bright red lipstick and kisses you on the cheek softly
>"That's not gonna come off for a week. Don't worry, lots of husbands will have one just like it"

>> No.16580410

>>16580378
They show the feats of the Monster Girls that give them, each will try to out-do the other, placing them in lewder places. Trying to get past the lipstick mark some other goat left on his member, to show their superiority by going deeper and further.

Its a Goat Sorority thing, a bit of friendly competition between girls.

>> No.16580435

>>16580410
>by going deeper and further
What about the one who manages to get a lipstick mark on his pelvis around the base of his cock?

>> No.16580440

>>16580401
Not gonna lie, I would prefer something more rough and showy.

>> No.16580443

I refuse to take part in any bullshit Phantoms try to pull.

>> No.16580448

>>16580443
Just use some charms and you should be good.

>> No.16580449

>>16580440
Such as?

>> No.16580453

>>16580435
>Smallest Goat Girl manages to go all the way down on you, to the base.
>Leaves a sloppy lipstick mark there and pulls up panting.
>Other Goats notice it, praising her, then pouring even more wine to celebrate.

>> No.16580458

>>16580449
Flaming bites.

>> No.16580461

>>16580448
I'll buy every single charm I can. I'll even make it look like I beat up a puppy if I have to.

>> No.16580465

>>16580443
But she needs you for her senior project!

>> No.16580469

>>16580458
Ouch.

>> No.16580476

>>16580465
What is it?

>> No.16580478

>>16580458
Don't let Alps bite you anon, you'll catch the gay.

>> No.16580479

I want to have a fistful of pleasure runes put in my brain and start flirting with that nerdy Mindflayer office lady I work with!

>> No.16580482

>>16580465
She can find a replacement.

>> No.16580493

>>16580476
It's very hot in both ways.

>>16580478
It's not alps, it's a dragon's bite after she used fire breath.

>> No.16580499

>>16580476
Probably performance art or something.

>> No.16580502

>>16580478
Eh, you just gotta give them the dick before they bite you.

>> No.16580509

>>16580458
>Dragon or hellhound bites you
>The puncture marks don't bleed, but constantly smolder
>The edge of your skin around the wounds glow orange like embers, constantly burning

Yes please.

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>>16580493
Dragon dick biting is my fetish.

>> No.16580519

>>16580509
That's what I said with showy. It really says how much you beling to her since it's a very intimate precedure.

>> No.16580525

>>16580509
Holy shit that sounds nice. Would be cool if my waifu did neck bites like that but I just have regular neck bites.

>> No.16580540

>>16580453
But I didn't even cum, it shouldn't count if I don't cum.

>> No.16580543

>>16580499
I'd join her in it.

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>>16580453
>>16580540
I want a big goat to give me such a slow, slurping base kiss that I cum from it.

>> No.16580582

>>16580515
Well, I don't like dick biting that much, but I do enjoy sharp teeth teasing her her really warm mouth.

>> No.16580598

>>16580561
Goat nagato gets me every time.

I really want Nachi as a Satyros. The girl loves her drink, especially whisky.

>> No.16580609

Anon if you enjoy neck biting then I seriously urge you to invest in a collar. If you wear it for long enough and make sure you keep it on. The flesh and skin in your neck will get really soft and squishy.

I bet your waifu would love sinking her teeth into your soft, squishy, fleshy neck. You really will be oozing slut juices.

>> No.16580610

>>16580598
There's a tsundere Medusa Akebono somewhere.

>> No.16580612

>>16580582
I kind of want to deepthroat a girl with sharp teeth and have her bite down on me every time it makes her gag.

>> No.16580625

>>16580612
You'd love a Mershark. Take a dive into the ocean while you're bleeding and she's show up in no time.

>> No.16580629

>>16580348
They sound like nerds.

>> No.16580639

>>16580610
I think I know the one you mean, he done a few boats as monster girls.

>> No.16580642

>>16580625
I would.
>irrumate her
>she gags on the first thrust
>she bites down
>ahegao and ejaculate profusely down her throat
>she can't swallow it all and some spills out of her gill slits
>she swims around trying to swallow all of it

>> No.16580664

>>16580629
Nerds are made for sexual bullying. I'd make sure to stock up on cum-filled tissues in the trash before they came over for a study session.

>> No.16580691

>>16580664
i want to bully a nerdpire

>> No.16580700

>>16580664
I want to call a tubby crow tengu a cow tengu and then ask her what she's reading so I can see if there's something I can surprise her with my knowledge about.

>> No.16580719

>>16580561
ARA ARA BAPHOMETS

>> No.16580725

>>16580700
I want to befriend an awkward, flat, plain crow tengu and wait until she's comfortable with me to rape her without protection and tell her that she's my woman now as her cloaca dribbles cum all over her blood-stained sheets

>> No.16580744

>>16580725
That's mean and horrific. Delete it immediately.

>> No.16580746

>>16577937
Laughed a little too hard at that one.

>> No.16580747

>>16580725
But she has to marry you first! Its tradition!

>> No.16580748

>>16580719
Ganna ask them if they need help with their essay!

>> No.16580751

>>16580725
>Crow Tengus
>Cloacas

>> No.16580761

>>16580751
Yes.

>> No.16580765

>>16580744
I'm going to take photos of the mess I've made of her cloaca and blackmail her with them. I'm going to finish every study and gaming session with a vigorous rape.

>>16580747
Being my sex slave is almost like being married, right? I might even get her a steel ring with a loop on it to remind her she's chained to me.

I'm going to make her bear my egg while she's still a student. She's going to have to drop out to incubate it!

>> No.16580773

>>16580765
>I'm going to take photos of the mess I've made of her cloaca and blackmail her with them. I'm going to finish every study and gaming session with a vigorous rape

Stop now. This isn't how Crow Tengus are supposed to be treated. You are a vile, disgusting "human". I hope you know that!

>> No.16580776

Does Booty Wyvern go to MGCU? I imagine not seeing as she's happily married and already has an egg at the end of high school

>> No.16580783

>>16580776
You don't need to keep pushing this.

>> No.16580786

>Tell Chesire that you'll lose your head if she keeps annoying you
>She keeps doing it
>Blow your own head clean off with a shotgun in front of her

>> No.16580794

>>16580786
She probably switch the bullets for demon silver or confetti anyhow.

>> No.16580811
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[muffled Der einsame Hirte playing in the distance]

>> No.16580812

>>16580765
You're ruining her life.

>> No.16580818

>>16580786
>Scar her for life
>She falls into a deep depression, drinking her life away.
>Twenty years after your death she's an overweight, gloomy shutin thats half drunk most the time.
>One day she opens her door to find an older you standing there, pointing at her as you shout "FOOOLED YOU!" as loud as you can.

I'm down for this.

>> No.16580819

>>16580786
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16580823

>>16580776
Probably, although I only imagine that she's simply getting a simple business degree.

>> No.16580830

>>16580773
I'm going to enjoy her faint, defeated whimpers as I pin her wings to the bed and run my tongue all over her sharp collarbones and thin, delicate neck. Even after I cum inside her, I won't let her suffer in peace. I'm going to use her as a bed warmer and plush toy.

>>16580812
She's mine, after all. Eventually I won't even let her go home afterwards. She'll be waiting for me when I come home and take her with our egg in the room with us.

>> No.16580831

>>16580786
Sure why not. But since we're in the mood for some sad. Might aswell

>ywn pour blood sweat and tears into making your daughteru's life the best and the most loved life
>ywn grow old with you waifu while watching your daughterus flourish into beautiful women ready to take on the world
>ywn peacefully die after a happy fulfilled life with your waifu, surrounded by your granddaughterus, daughterus and loved ones on a Hospital bed.

>> No.16580845

>>16580830
>I'm going to enjoy her faint, defeated whimpers as I pin her wings to the bed and run my tongue all over her sharp collarbones and thin, delicate neck. Even after I cum inside her, I won't let her suffer in peace. I'm going to use her as a bed warmer and plush toy.

You're sick. I'll inform you that I've contacted the police. Have a fun life in jail.

>> No.16580864

>>16580845
Having a bird sex slave is the best on cold days. I just slip between the pre-warmed sheets where she's keeping it nice and cozy for me and make her wrap her warm wings around me. If I get bored, I can just kiss her until I get a boner and slip it in or between her thighs.

>> No.16580876

>>16580830
Tengu are built purely for loving.

>> No.16580884

>>16580864
>sex slave

To be honest. I never understood keeping a girl as a sex slave. It almost disgusts me to think/read about it. But then again I do prefer being the sub.

>> No.16580908

>>16580245
One from Albino Lamia before she went for another round of chemo.

>> No.16580916

>>16580884
It's fun to be able to do whatever you want to her.

>>16580876
She's built to pleasure me in every way imaginable.

>> No.16580918

>>16579389
If it matters that much, I doodled Senhime in the /vg/ Alicesoft thread. It does have SOME thighs.

>> No.16580921

>>16580908
Poor Albino Lamia. But don't you think it's odd that the only boy in the class only got 1 card?

>> No.16580937
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>>16580916
Is this the face of a girl you would rape and abuse?

>> No.16580938

>>16580884
Think about how Anons feel towards being completely dominated by a monstergirl, and how much they love the idea of it.

Now reverse it, I guess.

>> No.16580942

>>16580937
Yes. I'd ruffle her hair and kiss her eyelids for an hour and then force her to keep me nice and warm with her wings all night.

>> No.16580945

>>16580938
But they want to be loved as well.

>> No.16580950

>>16580938
Yeah I get that. But just like buy an onahole. If she's not really going to be resisting or anything.

I dunno, maybe I'm just being a sour asshole. But it just looks weird.

>> No.16580956

>>16580921
The others were fighting over who will get to give him a card first and ended up destroying them in the process.
Lich however think Valentine's Day is stupid and goes back to waiting until Easter.

>> No.16580962

>>16580945
>>16580950
I dunno, I don't get it either.

>> No.16580964

>>16580942
So why don't you just not rape her?

>> No.16580967

>>16580956
What a shame. Atleast his mommy said he was a beautiful boy that day. And he can always visits the Albino Lamia with flowers.

>> No.16580978

>>16580964
Because I want to put my dick inside her and get her pregnant and I don't care if she doesn't want it to happen.

>> No.16580992

>>16580978
You could take her on dates and make her fall for you.

>> No.16580997
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>>16580937

>> No.16580998

>>16580967
Maybe talk about his day while she's hooked up to the poison bag to cheer her up?
At least until Lich reaches her ultimatum of turning Albino Lamia into an undead so that she won't be dying from 579 different things at once. Daily.

>> No.16581000

>>16580992
Or I could just rape her and take her on dates for fun instead of trying to impress her.

>> No.16581004

>>16580786
It was all a prank.

>> No.16581010

>>16581004
Deadpool can't be outpranked by a memecat.

>> No.16581012

>>16580811
Has this sheep been hanging out with the chaos girls? She gives off an eldritch vibe

>>16580950
There is a whole lot of psychological implications on top of the physical ones that's why even the greatest onahole couldn't replace a sex slave
In the context of monster girls I'm sure that many of them would love this kind of treatment

>> No.16581019

>>16580998
The Lich is so helpful. Such a nice girl. Not like those other girls in the class who just forget about poor Jimmy.

>> No.16581028

>>16581012
>I'm sure that many of them would love this kind of treatment

They probably would. That's the sad part.

>> No.16581050

>>16580950
An onahole won't make cute reactions as you bully it with your penis. I want her to whimper in fear of being impregnated as I cum inside her.

>> No.16581056

>>16581000
But don't you want to earn her love?

>> No.16581058

>>16580783
Booty Wyvern is at least not malignant like those shitty Dire headcanons from a few weeks ago.

>> No.16581061

Muscle weresheep.

>> No.16581062

>>16581019
Timmy got a dozen in juve.
Most were tattooed on. The rest were in rape cards.

>> No.16581067

>>16581028
The sad part is that they would be treated like shit. Sometimes I'm glad they don't exist or are not in our dimension

>> No.16581068

"Maledom was a mistake"

- Hayao Miyazaki, father of monstergirls

>> No.16581069

>>16581056
No. I just want to enjoy being together with her without having to worry about anything like that.

>> No.16581076
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16581076

And here we can observe a Yeti showing off her child bearing hips in order to attract a mate.
The effectiveness of such a bold move is yet to be proven.

>> No.16581079

>>16581058
>Dire headcanons from a few weeks ago.

What?

>> No.16581081

>>16581068
Are you really that bored Anon, or do you simply desire (You)s?

>> No.16581083
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>>16581061

>> No.16581089

>>16581062
>juve

What did Jimmy do? I thought Jimmy was a nice pure boy with a happy personality. He was just abit simple minded.

>> No.16581090

>>16581058
I really hate Dire X.
More than the rest going on. Even Nerdhound.

>> No.16581092

>>16581076
Are Yeti's truly capable of having fat asses?

>> No.16581094
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16581094

Nerdbirds can't even dominate you. They're too fragile and soft, they'd probably blush intensely and try to cover themselves up with their wings during your first night together

>> No.16581099

>>16581067
Agreed I'm a way. Every time I see Monster Girl dom I just think about how bad those girls would've been treated.

>> No.16581101

>>16581081
I was hoping it'd be obvious enough to be seen as the joke it was.
I guess I didn't factor in for you, though.

>> No.16581106

>>16581089
Jimmy did nothing wrong aside from jousting poliwomen with a broom.
Timmy was arrested after Dark Elf and P'ork did something that got him 12 days and them expelled.

>> No.16581110

I want to bully a vampire in all the possible ways!

>> No.16581117

>>16581101
Funposting is still shitposting.

>> No.16581118

>>16581099
Wat

>> No.16581119

>>16581106
>jousting poliwomen with a broom.

Silly Jimmy.

>> No.16581123

>>16581076
Is she presenting herself for a mating press? That's what it looks like.

>> No.16581127

>>16581118
Yes.

>> No.16581132

>>16581117
>Obvious joke
>Shitposting

It's okay if you didn't get it at first, Anon. But don't try to change the world to fit a skewed view of it.

>> No.16581134

>>16581092
Having a fat ass doesn't improve their hugability so they'd rather focus on other body part, but nothing prevent them for having a big butt

>>16581123
Go ahead, she will be a bit confused at first but soon enough she will love it

>> No.16581143

>>16581119
Most were infuriated at the act.
Some merely laughed or Ara'd at a kid being a kid.
One Succubus lewdly moaned at having her butt jousted by a young lad.

>> No.16581146

>>16581094
That's what they want you to think. Then when you've let your guard down, you'll be balls-deep in crow pussy and you'll be hers. It's canon.

>> No.16581149

>>16581094
>Nerdbird makes fun of Anon
>Sitting in her study, relishing in her victory
>There's a knock at the door
>Opens it to find a huge, burly Anon wearing a stolen pair of her panties on his face
>A Tengu mask like Mister Karate's on his groin, each pelvic thrust making the euphamism even more profane
>Gets sexually bullied ALL NIGHT LONG

>> No.16581151

>>16581134
>Go ahead, she will be a bit confused at first but soon enough she will love it
She just needs to be told that mating presses are a good position for wraping your arms around someone. This appeals to the hug slug.

>> No.16581152

>>16581132
Last (You), better make it count.

>> No.16581157
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16581157

Soon weekend will arrive. Perhaps it is time to order your room, residence and perhaps your mind? Bring some order to those thoughts and finally go on and decide. After all, to time we all have to abide.

>> No.16581164

>>16581157
I'd swear Beast was behind this post.

>> No.16581166

>>16581157
No.

>> No.16581167

>>16581143
I hope Jimmy realised that poking MGs in the butt with wood isn't such a good idea. And I hope he learned his lesson.

Maybe he's just trying to take after that girl he admired in the class. The Salamander.

>> No.16581168

>>16581152
The level of passive aggresive posting you're resorting to makes it seem like you're offended.
I'm being sincere though. It's okay if you didn't get the joke at first.

>> No.16581174

do crows give warm winghugs post snu snu? would you rub her wings?

>> No.16581178

>>16581146
>Then when you've let your guard down, you'll be balls-deep in crow pussy and you'll be hers.
How devious. I can't even imagine a dork bird being sexually aggressive. I bet that I'd find all sorts of lewd manuscripts in her room too

>> No.16581179

>>16581157
I've had some dirty disgusting thoughts in the past few days. I think it needs to be a point task of Kiki and Flayer to help.

>> No.16581180
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>>16581157
Seeing a Kiki reminds me, did this ever get published/scanned?

>> No.16581185

>>16581174
I hope so and also yes. Preening her wings would be very relaxing.

>> No.16581195

>>16581157
I need to get my affairs in order. Don't want my Kiki thinking I'm being lazy while I'm on medical recovery.

>> No.16581196

>>16581180
Oh boy.
Look at that sameface.

>> No.16581198

>>16581152
>Passive-aggressive posting
t. undesirable like Bob/llocks

>> No.16581225

>>16581196
A crux many new/young artists suffer from. The content is decent though so hopefully Strike continues to grow his art.

>> No.16581230

>>16581151
I don't think it's right to trick innocent Yetis into doing indecent activities

>>16581174
Most Harpies would love to get their wings rubbed but be mindful of the weird ones who freak out when you touch their feathers

>> No.16581231
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16581231

>>16581179
But a Kiki cannot clean your mind, and a flayer can merely do but hide that what is in your mind. If it is filthy and disgusting thoughts that reek from you, then it is for you and you alone to clean.

>>16581180
All that I recall is this single image that was posted on some day.

>> No.16581254

>>16581231
> If it is filthy and disgusting thoughts that reek from you, then it is for you and you alone to clean.

Damn anon. That's deep. But true.

>> No.16581256

>>16581225
>A crux many new/young artists suffer from
>new/young

Nigga, tons of experienced anime artists suffer from that shit too. Comes with the territory.

>> No.16581262

>>16581256
I was referring to the fact that Strike is a relatively new artist. Sameface obviously affects a lot of artists.

>> No.16581268

>>16581178
That's the point. While Hellhounds and Ushi-Onis go around and rape as they please, Tengu look for their target, plan and wait. Yes, the girls that go out and rape get the dick, they're also seen as untrustworthy, so the Tengu sit in their rooms reading dirty stories and techniques and wait for that time of year. So imagine the man's surprise when instead of getting cornered by an Oni or Manticore, he's attacked by that quiet Crow Tengu who knocks him down and rips of his pants before riding him into submission.

>> No.16581294

>>16581268
But what's the proper way to foil their plans? To make reduce them to a blushing mess? Would reading her smutty fanfics aloud to her do it?

>> No.16581309

>>16581256
AKIRA TORIYAMA

>> No.16581317

>>16581230
Yetis are nice girls and easy to trick into lewd activities, just tell them it involves cuddling

>> No.16581326

>>16581268
I cant help but picture a nerdy tengu pinning down a man,minutes later shes on underwear and a ahegao mess while the guy hasnt even touched her,and he is still fully clothed...

fucking closet pervert tengus

>> No.16581327

>>16581309
I don't keep up with Dragonball, so my only real exposure to it is through the filter of Plague's griping.
But it is interesting to see how Toriyama got so successful just being able to draw, like, three different faces and create an entire character-filled franchise around that.

>> No.16581347

>>16581327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1rm9WkoADY

By combining elements of Saiyuki and his gag antics. That being said daily reminder that Broly is now a canon female Saiyan qt waifu who basically HULKS THE FUCK OUT INTO MUSCLE WAIFU

>> No.16581357

>>16581230
>I don't think it's right to trick innocent Yetis into doing indecent activities
>"mister this isn't like any kind of hug I know, are you sure you know what you're doing"
Shortly followed by a loud moan as her hymen is broken.

>> No.16581359

>>16581347
>Broly is now a canon female Saiyan qt
Wait what?

>> No.16581368

>>16581347
>Spoiler
Wat....

WAT?

>> No.16581373

>>16581294
That's one way of doing it, but it might be creep if her stories take after life. The best way is to wait until they attack you, then pull out a concoction of Humpty Slime and Manticore Venom ad drink it, telling them you want to give her a baby right here and now.

>>16581326
They have the will but not the experience.

>> No.16581396

>About to break through 3k again
Well isn't that an interesting surprise

>> No.16581397 [SPOILER] 
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>>16581359
>>16581368
Her base form is a meek little qt but when she gets serious she turns into this.

>> No.16581399

>>16581357
>as her hymen is broken.

Take responsibility!

>> No.16581400

>>16581347
>Broly is now a canon female
Source on this? I heard there was a new female saiyan or something in Super, but that's not an actual retcon they're doing, is it?

>> No.16581402

>>16581347
uh. . .?

>> No.16581405

>>16581400
It is. Broly was never canon to begin with to the Dragon Ball series (He was only canon in the films). She's canon Broly/Brolina

>> No.16581407

>>16581397
I don't believe you at all. This has to be fake.

I require more proof.

>> No.16581410

>>16581397
....Time to perform the only technique I know.
Back hug boob grab attack go!

>> No.16581412

>>16581397
any pics on the qt base form? that looks more scary than a oni

>> No.16581414

>>16581373
>pull out a concoction of Humpty Slime and Manticore Venom ad drink it, telling them you want to give her a baby right here and now.
But she'll heart pupil and ride you harder than a jubjub if you do that

>> No.16581416

>>16581397
Looks exactly like original Broly but with a top.

>> No.16581417

>>16581397
She's pretty much just normal Broly with tits.

>> No.16581423

>>16581407
Literally :53 of the video I linked.

>>16581412
http://imgur.com/a/OUPos

>> No.16581424

>>16581399
I wouldn't dream of breaking her hymen and not taking responsibility.

Yetis may be for tricking but they're also for marrying and living a happy life with.

>> No.16581425

http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Unnamed_female_fighter_(Tournament_of_Power)

Shit, he's not even kidding.

>> No.16581429

>>16581423
Oh no. She's perfect.

>> No.16581430

>>16581423
>>16581425
Q T

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>> No.16581432

>>16581429
Her power is maximum and so is my dick

>> No.16581435

>>16581424
Good anon. Good. You're an intelligent man.

>> No.16581444

>>16581373
Anon the nerd tengu isnt ready to be a mother! dont you dare use that potion

>> No.16581468

>>16581429
Oh lordy.
That's a kakuren I would wife.

>> No.16581469

>>16581425
I want her to tell me that my hair looks like lavender but smells like strawberries.

>> No.16581474

>>16581468
I would marry every Kakuen I could.

>> No.16581482

>>16581474
She could shatter my pelvis.

>> No.16581485
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16581485

>>16581195
Anon, Kiki's take good care of their Master and can sense your needs. She'd refuse to let you out of bed if you were sick and act as a living daki if you were cold. She'd do the latter even if you were in good shape.

But on that note, how would other monstergirls take care of their husbands or soon to be boyfriends if they realized he was sick?

>> No.16581487
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16581487

Last pic is a shroom.

>> No.16581489

>>16581414
Exactly. Once the both of you wake up, she'll be embarrassed that she lost control so easily.

>>16581444
I suppose if you don't want a breedy harpy trying to take as much as your semen inside her as she can, you can stick to foreplay.

>> No.16581495

>>16581485
I feel sorry for the anons who get sick and their Pharoah waifu can't take care of them because she's really busy. Or rather quite more depressing. An Anubis who is ordered by the Pharoah to attend duty so she must leave her sick husband

>> No.16581496

>>16581482
>Not shattering her pelvis
>Not shattering each other's pelvis.

>> No.16581500

>>16581487
Thanks little shroom for being such a helping hand with the eco-system.

>> No.16581504

>>16581489
Anon just think about it,this crow probably spent weeks or months scheming to corner the man she loves,then finds out too late shes too meek or weak to pin him down and now he has the control and will probably proceed to fill her womb to the brim on her first time with a concoction

thats gonna do a number on her for life

>> No.16581507

>>16581504
Anon better take responsibility and marry that crow.

>> No.16581509

>>16581485
I want a Proto-Kiki lewd greentext or story

>> No.16581511

>>16581487
Would she let me get high off her spores?

>> No.16581512

>>16581495
>Anubis who is ordered by the Pharoah to attend duty so she must leave her sick husband
Anubis takes her husband along, but has to keep him hidden from the Pharaoh for the duration of her duties. It involves hiding in in suits of ceromonial armour, sarcophagi, and behind curtains, and praying that he doesn't sneeze or something.

>> No.16581514

>>16581496
I could, although I've heard that she'd just come back stronger afterwards.

>> No.16581518

>>16581512
That's cute anon. But what if he's really ill. Barely can get out of bed ill? I guess he'll understand, right? And it'll be much better when she gets back.

>> No.16581531

>>16581485
I am guessing vampire would be very bad at that,she will probably try feeding me hot soup or staying always by my side giving me comfort and love

>> No.16581537

>>16581518
I'd rather be with my anubis wife than in bed alone.
Even if it means she has to hide me in really uncomfortable places, at least I'd have that peace of mind knowing she's close by, and the comfort when she can sneak away every few minutes so we can be together. I could give her some relief from her work, too.

>> No.16581548

>>16581537
Sounds nice anon. And to be honest, I'd probably do the same thing. Although if I was really that ill that I couldn't. I'd understand if she had to go to work.

I'd love to come with my waifu to her work.

>> No.16581558

>>16581489
>Exactly. Once the both of you wake up, she'll be embarrassed that she lost control so easily.
Hopefully she won't be such an insufferably lewd bird after that. Or at least until she finds a new doujin

>> No.16581561

>>16581511
Yes, but you have to hug her first.

>> No.16581566

>>16581507
what if i proceed to rub her wings and pointy tengu ears after shes filled to the limit? with some gentle bullying

>> No.16581573

>>16581566
That's fine. But aslong as it ends with a special question and a ring on a necklace

>> No.16581575

>>16581558
She'll try to control herself.

>> No.16581579

>>16581561
Wouldn't she jump on the opportunity to assimilate me and never let go?
I don't want to get shroomed

>> No.16581585

>>16581573
Of course after that wild night i will wrap my arms around her belly,stare right at her eyes and ask "Will you become my precious tengu?"

>> No.16581590

>>16581579
>He doesn't want to merge with a cute mushroom girl

Casual. You'll literally never have a more intimate relationship.

>> No.16581594

>>16581590
Dryad.

>> No.16581601 [DELETED] 

>>16580387

>> No.16581603

>>16581579
The matangoes just want to be loved.

>> No.16581610

>>16581594
Well, that too.
And I guess dark slime also, if you're a girl.

>> No.16581613

>>16580378
>>16580387

http://i.imgur.com/2nyj4ez.png

>> No.16581619

>>16581610
Eh?
They make them into another dark slime.

>> No.16581623

>>16581613
He's in a hairy situation.

>> No.16581626

>>16569240
The grief is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6XCvDUUsU

>> No.16581628

>travel the world as the Ashen One
>you fight dangerous monster girls that no one would ever dare to take on
>with a combination of skillful dodging, magical sunny d, and jabbing at their asses and groins with your assortment of blunted weapons, you successfully defeat each one you come across
>when a girl falls before you, you gain their soul, and they becoming your faithful wife
>you go down in history as the only man to ever make a horde of terrifying monster girls your brides
if only real life could be so grossly incandescent

>> No.16581629

>>16581619
Yeah, I was just talking about the whole intimacy aspect of it. I mean, the girl will literally have the dark slime enter every part of her body and convert it until she literally melts from pleasure, and they become one.

>> No.16581632

>>16581613
Maybe it's Maybelline?

>> No.16581634

>>16581485
Such cute ears!

>> No.16581637

>>16581629
I get that, but it's not a well and truly permanent case as it is with Dryads. At the end of the day you've got two slime cores.

>> No.16581648

>>16581626
Look qt it this way. You might not be there for her, but just thinking of you makes her happy.

>> No.16581657

>Buck now has a Dragon Zombie OC
It's like fucking Christmas, my dick

>> No.16581664

>>16581626
>Moby
Now ain't that a left hook outta nowhere from the past.

>> No.16581667

>>16569240
I'm destined to forever be alone. The Job of my own self-loathing.

>> No.16581677

>>16569240
No monstergirl would want me and I'll always be alone.

>> No.16581679

Alright, back from my months absence. WHat's new?

>> No.16581685

>>16581679
cumdumps dragon zombie

>> No.16581689

I just had this stupid idea.

>Anon's town winds up being demonic realmed overnight without him being aware.
>Wakes up the next morning to see all of the town's women turned into monsters.
>For some reason, immune to incubization.
>He panics and assmbles a makeshift catgirl costume.
>Now he pretends to be a catgirl everyday while doing his job and not attract attention.
>Meanwhile some of the monstergirls still think there is a guy in town and try finding him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mljTB5pVPFc

>> No.16581692

>>16581685
That's the op pic right?

>> No.16581693

>>16581692
correct

>> No.16581694

>>16581679
demons, lava golems, wyverns, dragon zombies and mersharks are UP, buy buy buy
Lewd is cautiously UP for the time being, but Cute has largely been more UP while lewd has been DOWN, wait for it to settle
Lilim and writefag arguments are stable, continue to stay out of the market
Autism still performing at record numbers, though there's been a fair amount of actual nice friendly atmosphere on its way UP as well, buy tentatively

>> No.16581695

>>16581677
Don't say that. Sure, you might not be the most popular kid of human, but there's at least one girl who husbandos you.

>> No.16581698

>>16581689
goingtoalp/10

>> No.16581702

>>16581694
Any good stories lately? Specifically any Dullahan/Reptile-girl ones if possible.

>> No.16581708

>>16581698
You need to be an incubus first in order to alp. Everyone seems to forget that tidbit.

>> No.16581709

>>16581702
Lot of greentext about big-assed wyvern, a fair amount about Dragons of varying degrees of life and undeath, some small discussion here and there about other Dragon subspecies
There's been some spicy discussion about Thicc Dullahan and the crazy sexual positions they employ but not as much as other things

All greentext and discussion though, nothing too established. I wouldn't mind a Dullahan story as well.

>> No.16581710

>>16581694
>Writefag arguments are stable
>Not just shit flinging started by undesirables like Bollocks or Chowder being forever cucked by his lack of a computer

>> No.16581722

>>16581709
>All greentext and discussion though, nothing too established
Damn, kinda want something cute/not 100% sexual to read when I have some down time.

>> No.16581726

>>16581695
Not at all, not when there are so many human men avaliable.

>> No.16581734

>>16581710
That's stable though, given the context, kek

>> No.16581744

>>16581722
There was a pretty cute Shoggoth story and a Mindflayer story that were enjoyably done by Silent, as well as a few continuations of stories by other authors

>> No.16581745

>>16581726
You might only have a few pieces of art, and other girls rarely talk or write about you, but she thinks you're the best.

>> No.16581749

>>16581744
>>16581722
Oh pardon me, the Shoggoth and AUTOMATON stories were done by Silent, my mistake

>> No.16581754

>>16581657
It looks she's a thicc tall girl as well. Nice.

>> No.16581755

>>16581754
I'm ten kinds of diamonds, though I hope she gets some singular focus pics

>> No.16581756

>>16581749
>Silent
Is that Silent II? Last story "Goodbye Blue Sky"?

>> No.16581759

>>16581756
Hai mastah

>> No.16581762

>>16581759
Excuse me?

>> No.16581765

>>16581762
Yes nigga affirmative
The Enders Toi one is cute and a nice little Lovecraft homage
Goodbye Blue Sky is hot if you're into nursing handjobs but the slightest bit eerie and its definitely bittersweet

>> No.16581771

>>16581765
Oh ok, thanks my man. And sorry I don't know jap aside from the state of Ohio and nani.

>> No.16581776

>Looks at the fanart section of zombie dragon
>Sees that certain pic where the dragon is on top of him
>Shes like three times his size at least

oh my

>> No.16581783

>>16581776
I told you about Buck's beeg girls anon
I told you dawg

>> No.16581788

>>16581783
How are you supposed to get that big amount of love off you if she starts mate pressing?

>> No.16581790

>>16581734
I almost wonder if he's too far gone or if a redemption arc is possible

>> No.16581793

>>16581788
Actually, Dragon Zombies will gladly get off as long as you can convince them that you're going to give them a mating press in return
As long as they can be assured that they're getting the dick in that sopping, drooling elastic clutchtastic vagina they're down for anything and everything and nothing less

>> No.16581796

>>16581788
You're not.

>> No.16581800

>>16581793
i am getting balls dry either way right?...

>> No.16581804

who here /boyslutwhowouldsleepwithanymonster/?

>> No.16581807

>>16581800
She ain't too hot on language anon. I bet if you said that she'd give an even bigger slovenly smile and repeat 'baaaalls... dryyyyyy... baaaaalls... dryyyyy!'

And would repeat until, yes, your balls were completely dry.

>> No.16581817

>>16581804
I'm more /desperateforhealingandaffection/ myself

>> No.16581828

>>16581817
http://i.imgur.com/ORfrl2c.jpg

>> No.16581837

>>16581828
I would probably try to refrain from crying if my waifu ever touched me, but would fail and start asking her why did she take so long while sobbing.

>> No.16581856

>>16581828
wow thats one sad cat

>> No.16581858

http://imgur.com/9kx7aPc

Been forever since I colored something mg related.

>> No.16581865

>>16581858
not bad

>> No.16581868

>>16581858
Neat!

>> No.16581869

>>16581858
Reminds me too much of Hounds stuff.

>> No.16581876

>>16581837
>waifu is a brainy type of mg
>she goes into great detail about the making of the portal
>enough to ruin the moment and make your head spin

>> No.16581879

>>16581869
http://imgur.com/5qwsOZL

>> No.16581893

I can't decide if I'd rather get shitfaced with a towering muscular Oni or a voluptuous lascivious Satyros
Both have many, many merits

>> No.16581894

>>16581876
I would be pretty happy because it shows that it's really her. She won't be able to speak too much either since she is going to get squashed by a bear hug.

>> No.16581905

>>16581893
Make them have a drinking contest over your dick
winner gets your dick and a bottle of Pappy

>> No.16581906

>>16581879
Guess that explains all the big brown cow posting

>> No.16581912

>>16581905
Well, okay, but if they tie for the drinking contest they have to go for the flashing contest
Extra points for enthusiasm

>> No.16581913

>>16581906
I haven't been posting anywhere besides /toy/ in weeks.

Brown cows have not been from me.

>> No.16581933

>>16581912
>implying they won't be spilling booze all over their shirts as an excuse to get topless
>implying your pants aren't next

>> No.16581949

>>16581933
>sucking booze off the tits of two drunk and horny monstergirls as they tug at your dick
>reach down to finger them at the same time as they hazily poor more and more booze into the mix, drunkedly giggling and egging you on as your balls start to churn
Well this has been extremely productive

>> No.16581962

>>16581949
Then their Mad Hatter sorority sister walks in and breaks out the mushrooms as she starts licking the tip and you're startin to really party

>> No.16581964

>>16581879
You're still a shitter.

>> No.16581967

>>16581962
Too many sexy monstergirls

>> No.16581978

>>16581967
>not wanting to get freaky with three sexy monstergirl sorority girls after hours while liquored and drugged up on sex-enhancing substances
And that's before they call their Holst friend over when things get REALLY freaky

>> No.16581996

>>16581964
'k

>> No.16582001

>>16581978
Gonna make those girls drink straight from the Holst tap while screwing them.

>> No.16582010

>>16582001
Mino self sucking while riding

>> No.16582036

>>16582010
>Mega-milk Minotaur bully sucking her own tit while riding your dick to get the milk flowing.
>Shoves it into your mouth and tells you to drink while reverse mating pressing you but not letting you cum until she finishes at least five times.
>If you do a good enough job and satisfy her like a good little slut she'll reward you by draining your balls with her milky paizuri.

>> No.16582038

>>16582001
>>16582010
Yeaaaaaah buddy, now you're startin to party
>Holst facesitting you as you finger Satyros and Oni, who tweak her milkfaucets to mix with some Bailey's which Mad Hatter is holding out in a basin to bring back up to drink from as she's riding your dick hiccuping and laughing
YEAAAH BUDDY

>> No.16582045

>>16582038
So you want to be the shared cumpump of a monstergirl sorority?
You'd better make them take responsibility anon.

>> No.16582046

>>16580950
By that logic your mg waifu would replace you with a dildo and a spermbank. Seriously it's not hard to grasp how one is better than the other.

>> No.16582056

i want to foil the plans of a lewd dark elf! instead of raping me shes gonna end up mate pressed with a womb bulging with love juice

>> No.16582062

>>16582045
Nah, its a friendly if not extremely lewd relationship with them all. We all plan to fail out in a sea of sex, booze, and other fluids!
And at the end of it all yes, we'll all take responsibility.

>> No.16582086

>>16582036
A Minotaur like that will only stop being a bully when you mating press her in retaliation. However that could potentially be part of a larger plan altogether.

>> No.16582090

I think it would be interesting to explore a world in where monster girls have supplanted human woman. I mean, what kind of advantages would you get if your birth mother was a hellhound or an anubis or a manticore? Would the men actually share the same personality traits has their mothers?

>> No.16582091

>>16582056
>Dark Elf captures a human boy to use as a rape slave.
>Spends all day edging herself so she can enjoy it.
>When she gets to her bed she sees that he's wriggled his way out of his binds.
>Then he grabs her from behind, shoves her onto the bed, and rips off her clothes.
>He shoves her face against the pillow and rams his dick into her dripping wet pussy, causing her to cum instantly.
>No matter how hard she struggles, her lithe elven frame can't fight him off as he forces her to take load after load.
>Eventually he flips her on her back and mating presses her hard and fast.
>Her arms and legs wrap around him on their own and her desperate mouth is met with a kiss as their tongues wrestle each other.
>Hours later, with cum dripping out of her stuffed pussy, anon passes out on top of her as her permenantly heartpupiling eyes roll back in her skull.
>When anon wakes up, it'll be to a clingy submissive Dark Elf in a wedding gown sucking his dick.

>> No.16582092

>>16582086
I'd be up for that.
I'd do all I can to mating press that big, milky bully, even if I have to wait for my time to strike.

>> No.16582100

>>16581157
>>16581231
No matter how much you scrub, you'll never be clean Anon, YOU'LL NEVER BE CLEAN ANON.

>> No.16582105

>>16582092
But what if it was her plan all along to get you to toughen up and prone bone her big jiggly brown ass after tying her to her bed?
What if she secretly fantasizes about the boy she's been bullying binding her and shoving her face against the bed while roughly taking her pussy as his own personal cumdump?
Or maybe what she really wants is your love?

>> No.16582108

>>16582090
So a 'Demon Lord Won Epilogue' kind of setting? Could be interesting I suppose.

>> No.16582111

>>16582091
YES

>> No.16582115

>>16582105
Then I'll fulfill every single fantasy she's ever had, sexual or not.

>> No.16582117

>>16582105
Oh anon.
We aren't talking some normal mating press, we're talking interlocking fingers, lips locked, eyes meeting mating press here.

I'm going until she's spent and then I'm going to pull her on my chest while we cuddle.

And speaking of bed.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that being dommed is but a state of mind, you just need to put your back, and dick, into it to change the tides.

>> No.16582122

>>16582091
Why are wedding gowns so lewd? Aren't they supposed to be the opposite?

>> No.16582123

>>16582117
Dom/sub with a monstergirl is simply sexual judo
you use their momentum in pinning you one time to pin them the next time

>> No.16582127

>>16582090
>Monster boys
No.

>> No.16582131

>>16582122
Wedding gowns are the original gap moe
>Oh look at this dress it symbolizes purity! She's pure white and spotless sexually!
>You just know it's getting ripped off at the end of the night and that the bride is going to get fucked hard once everyone's gone

>> No.16582132

>>16582127
I mean obviously they stay human.

>> No.16582136

>>16582123
Exactly.

>> No.16582137

>>16582100
oh you guys!

>> No.16582138

>>16582122
When it comes to monstergirls, Wedding Gowns are like lingerie you get married in.

>>16582127
Anon, I'm pretty sure he's just talking about personality traits.
Also, monstergirls being able to birth human sons is the Demon Lord's endgame.

>> No.16582140

Monster girls would be terrible mothers.

>> No.16582144

>>16582138
>spoiler
Then the Demon Lord must be stopped.

>> No.16582145

>>16582140
You take that back anon! My waifu is a wonderful mother!

>> No.16582150

>>16582140
I really wish I had a campy game show announcement video that says "Depends.... ON! THE! SPECIES!!!!" because it would have a lot of use by now.

>> No.16582151

>>16582144
>GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7000 VAGINAS

>> No.16582152

>>16582140
>not wanting a momster

>> No.16582161

>>16582144
Why would you want to stop MGE's good end?
And don't say "muh human purity" or something like that.

>> No.16582165

>>16582091
i didnt expected such brutal greentext

dam it anon now i am horny,thanks alot

>> No.16582168

>>16582161
Shouldn't a bit.

>> No.16582177

>>16582161
Because I don't like the things the DL and her army have done not to mention I don't agree with their general way of looking at life.

>> No.16582184

>>16582177
So you're saying they are living their lives incorrectly?

>> No.16582186

>>16582177
Huh. That's actually one of the most polite ways I've seen that phrased.
Usually it's just "DEUS VULT, REMOVE MONSTER."

>> No.16582191

>>16582186
Personally, I'm more of a fan of the "DEUS VULT, TAKE MONSTER WIFE" form of a crusade against the demon lord.

>> No.16582196

>>16582184
Yes, what's even worse is their entire plan is forcing everyone else to live their incorrect life. I'm fine with them taking the men that are completely willing to live their kind of life but I'm not fine with them forcing people to live it.

>> No.16582197

>>16582191
Is your wife a Valkyrie?

>> No.16582198

>>16582191
How awful! How will she ever recover from you doing exactly what she wants you to?!

>> No.16582199

>>16582191
Do you think that some monstergirls are into that?
Like some Succubus or Dullahan who fantasizes about a big strong human knight kidnapping her and tying her to the bed to be mindbroken into marrying him by his dick?

>> No.16582208

>>16582199
Actually the dragon would be more like the type to be into that kind of reversal where the knight kidnaps her from the princess.

>> No.16582209

>>16582199
I can guarantee every single species aside from Hellhounds have a good amount of girls who are into that.

>> No.16582210

>>16582197
No, my wife is whatever unmarried monster girl I come across.

That includes lolis, who I will raise until they are of appropriate age.

>>16582198
Don't know, don't care. I'm getting me a wife.

>>16582199
Yep.
Gonna kidnap her and engage in missionary sex for the purpose of bond building and procreation.

>> No.16582215

>>16582199
That's probably as popular for MGs as rape fetish is for IRL women. I imagine a ton of MGs want to be punished for their wicked ways by a strong Paladin captor. Even better if the Paladin is specifically trained to counter her every resistance.

>> No.16582220

>>16582152
>tfw no strict Lich mother who's determined to raise you to be a Necromancer, just like her husband.

>> No.16582224

>>16582208
Great, now I'm imagining a Dragon acting like that one girl from Konosuba. The masochistic knight.

>>16582209
>aside from Hellhounds.
Deviants exist anon.

>>16582210
What would your favorite part be?
The part where you take her virginity "against her will", the look on her face after you cum inside the first time, the look on her face after you finish fucking her senseless, or the look on her face when she wakes up tied to your bed and is clearly thinking "Oh demon lord's tits, it's happening!"?

>> No.16582226

>>16582215
> Nigh Invulnerable Paladin who powers through their magic to effortlessly best them in battle, take them home, and turn them into a house wife


I'd be that man

>> No.16582235

>>16582224

The exact moment she realizes what's happening

>> No.16582236

>>16582199
Now i want to kidnap a dullahan,tie her body and molest/pound it all day while her head watches helplessly in lewd horror

>> No.16582242

>>16582236
I'd go one step further. I would put the head on the front porch so everyone in the neighborhood could see her face.

>> No.16582243

>>16582220
but anon, what if you are her husband. she revived you after death, but the spell went awry and you were resurrected as a child with no memories of your former life

>> No.16582247

>>16582236
>Dullahan's head begs you to stop as her tongue starts lolling out of her mouth.
>Her body's hips are moving on their own to meet your rhythm.
>Her pussy's clenching down harder than a vice
>It's gotten to the point where every few thrusts makes her cum again.
>Since this is her fetish, this is the greatest night of her life.

>> No.16582253

>>16582224
>Deviants exist
Not Hellhounds, they're hardwired to be doms.

>> No.16582260

>>16582242
she would die of embarassment,thats too mean

>>16582247
i am gonna make every night something to remember if thats the case!

>> No.16582261

>>16582243
You're acting like it wasn't her plan to see what it would be like to be a mother.

>> No.16582262

>>16582224
>Deviants exist anon.
No

>> No.16582265

>>16582243
That's not how that works.

>> No.16582268

>>16582247
>head just becomes a drooling blubbering wreck mumbling nonsense with it's tongue hanging out
>eyes crossed and and rolling as you get off the body and move to start facefucking the head
>the body twitches and trembles with aftershock orgasms as a pool of your cum lurches out of her with each spasm

Dullahans
Too fucking good

>> No.16582274

I want to build an army of robots to find and bring back Automatons posed in lewd positions.

>> No.16582285

>>16582224
>Deviants exist anon.
Nope.

>> No.16582296

>>16582261
>every night she tucks anon in and reads him stories from the Necronomicon For Kids until he falls asleep
>before she leaves the room, she whispers in anon's ear "I'm going to raise you into the perfect husband, just like you used to be," then kisses him on the lips and goes to bed

>> No.16582298

>>16582296
Sons are not for lewd.

>> No.16582299

Why do I think the sabbath research books are all pop-up picture books?

>> No.16582300

>>16582262
>>16582285
I'm sorry, but they do.

>> No.16582301

>>16582296
That's actually pretty cute/cool in an existential kinda way. Like it's actually happened a bunch of times before too or something and its just the Lich wanting to make sure anon can experience the joys of growing up and falling in love again and again.

>> No.16582310

>>16582299
Hate to see the paper cuts from those pop-ups

>> No.16582313

how would a phoenix MG work? ii just cant see it being possible

>> No.16582314

>>16582215
>>16582226
I'd be surprised if this isn't what happens regarding Indrick and Victoria.

>> No.16582317

>>16582301
What happens if there's a glitch in one of those times and Anon starts fallling in love with a different monster instead?

>> No.16582318

>>16582298
says you. I want my momster to walk around the house in a variety of sexy outfits, just tempting me to take that first step into manhood.
>have a lewd wet dream about your momster
>wake up to her riding your dick
>when you ask her what's going on, she gives some half-assed excuse about making sure her son is growing up healthy and functional

>> No.16582320

>>16582317
>yanderelich.jpg

>> No.16582322

>>16582313
A harpy with the temperament of a ryu

>> No.16582324

>>16582317
Then she'll just have to make him love her.

>> No.16582326

>>16582313
Her fetish is age play. Over the course of a month she grows from a loli to full figured CC, and then poofs into flame and reappears as a loli.

>> No.16582329

>>16582300
No they don't

>> No.16582344

>>16582313
When she dies, she's reborn as your daughter, and the whole cycle starts again.

>> No.16582349

>>16582140
But they make wonderful lovers. And who needs a mother when you have a motherly lover?

>> No.16582351

>>16582326
I'm glad the second part of your post explained the first part of your post there anon.

>> No.16582365

>>16580269
I could do it.

>> No.16582370

>>16582365
It can't be too hard to avoid monster attention if you keep your head down and are perfectly average. You won't avoid the eyes of the teacher though. Not that you'd want to.

>> No.16582371

>>16582351
I just figured that's how a Phoenix might best work, according to my dick.

It would be even nuttier if happened randomly. Like you're balls deep inside your Phoenix girlfriend, and smacking around her giant tits, when all of a sudden there's a flash of light and she a little girl. Then your dick is squeezed so tightly so suddenly, the first thing she experiences as she opens her eyes is you filling her to the brim.

>> No.16582376

>>16582370
you could just not show up

>> No.16582381

>>16582371
>the first thing she experiences as she opens her eyes is you filling her to the brim.
Welp. Now I'm hard.

>> No.16582383

>>16582376
>Oh look there's a boy's name on the roll call who never shows up. Sensei better see to this troubled student directly."

>> No.16582384

>>16582370
That's literally what I already do, and have done for the last 4 years of my University life. If there's one thing I feel confident in, it's my ability to not draw any attention to myself whatsoever. I am a greyman.

>> No.16582386

>>16582384
Do you simply wish to live a quiet peaceful life?

>> No.16582388

>>16582371
>>16582381
Toddlercons out.

>> No.16582392

>>16582388
I said loli you ignoramus.

>> No.16582393

>>16582383
ditch your identity and go live on the moon. It's the only place where they can't get you

>> No.16582397

>>16580269
>Enter college
>Instantly stalked wherever I go
>Planned to graduate a virgin
>Contact a demon, being a virgin made it unnecessary for any rituals to take place, just clap your hands twice and one pops up
>Form a contract
>She protects my virginity for the rest of college, even outside of it as others want to claim it not necessarily limited to college grounds
>Graduate
>Demon takes virginity as specified in the contract
>But it's alright because I graduated a virgin

SmugDemon.jpg

>> No.16582399

>>16582386
I don't even know. But given that it is in my nature to not stand out, I have a feeling I'll end up defaulting to this behaviour whether I want to or not.

>> No.16582402

>>16582397
Damn those Demons.

>> No.16582403

>>16582393
the moon is actually a lonely dorome that amassed enough magic to build an entire civilization of dorome

>> No.16582404

>>16582397
>After the signing back at the Demon's Dorm
>"Dear Diary: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~"

>> No.16582405

>>16582403
My favorite dumb headcanon

>> No.16582418

>>16582397
That's lewd because its a belated marriage proposal. You might as well move her in with you and get used to each other.

>> No.16582428

>>16582397
Did this make anyone else think of the episode of the Flinstones where Fred goes on a diet and some group helps him by taking unhealthy food from him?
I can image a Demon using magic to make drunk, horny Onis disappear.

>> No.16582432

>thunderbirds getting rowdy
Hope my power doesn't go. Maybe I cal calm them if I go outside in the rain and use my cock as a lightning rod

>> No.16582435

>>16582418
How can she protect him at all times if they don't live together? That'd probably be in the contract.

>> No.16582436

>>16582418
>You might as well move her in with you and get used to each other.
Anon, she'll be pretty much with you 24/7 due to everyone available in that college wanting to be "the one who stopped the wannabe from graduating a virgin". Due to the nature of her job, she'll even need to sleep in the same bed with him, possibly even spooning due to the danger of the blanket being an ittan-momen.

Not only that, she'll need to cook for him too with ingredient she makes sure are not poisoned. Can't have you going around with an erection in the middle of a hall that more resembles a vietnamese jungle with how many monsters are ready to pounce on you.

Maybe she'll even need to shower with you in case a slime tries to play smart and sneak in through the showerhead.

She's already a wife in all but name.

>> No.16582437

>>16582371
>pounding phoenix MG
>suddenly shes sorrounded by fire and a flash
>now shes a young phoenix

or the inverse,she turns into a christmas cake

>> No.16582440

>>16582436
>Randomly switching between "you" and "him"
Yeah this is sign that I'm gonna fall asleep soon

>> No.16582441

>>16582436
>>16582435
So she's basically a Fate Servant or somethin

>> No.16582449

>>16582436
>"It's not taking his virginity if it's just a blowjob"

>> No.16582460

>>16582441
Only you have zero command seals and the only holy grail you're getting is her vagina.

>> No.16582461

>>16582449
She's not wrong.

>> No.16582469

>>16582449
Oh god
>Sleeping in bed
>stir awake for some mundane reason
>Two intense red eyes are staring right into anon's face
>Maniacal smile as the busty Demon wearing nothing but a tank top and panties sits atop him breathing heavily
>"It won't count... just a little bit in the mouth won't count... that's perfectly permissible, right? Ehehehehe..."

>> No.16582475

>>16582460
It's already improved upon Fate by 200%

>> No.16582479

>>16582469
Slippery slope. Soon she's going to want it in the butt. Then eventually she will let the cum drip into her hands so she can finger herself with it.

>> No.16582488

>>16582469
the contract has to be ironclad and very fucking specific

>> No.16582489

>>16582479
I'm going to say anal does count, but jerking you off and then fingering herself with semen-covered hands is totally fine.

>> No.16582491

>>16582479
>You will never knock a woman up without either of you ever having vaginal sex

>> No.16582494

>>16582479
Hooooo goodness gracious me
>Anon gets out of the shower, hardon in hand as he knows what's coming by now
>Demon kneeling on the floor right in the middle of the bathroom, hands clasped under her chin, beaming with her mouth wide open
>"Go ahead anon! Your cute Demon girlfriend will catch it all for you~!"
>Sighs and finishes jerking off all over her face

>> No.16582500

>>16582140
What would a hellhound mom be like anyways?

>> No.16582502

>>16582494
>Jerk off encouragement Demon
AAAAAAH

>> No.16582503

>>16582479
>It's just a handjob!
>It's just a tailjob!
>It's just a blowjob!
>It's just paizuri!
>It's just hotdogging!
>It's just thighfucking!
>He's just masturbating with my butt!
>He didn't cum inside, it doesn't count!

On the other hand, you'd have a years-long sexually starved demon after graduation.

>> No.16582507

>>16582469
>It's just a blowjob, it won't count
>It's just my feet, it won't count
>It's just my ass, it won't count
>It's just between my thighs, it won't count
>It's just the tip, it won't count
>You didn't cum inside, it won't count

>> No.16582508

>>16582507
You're too slow, anon.

>> No.16582509

>>16582503
Oh man. What if he built orgasm denial into her part of the contract? How many weeks would she keep him pinned against the mattress once he graduated?

>> No.16582510

>>16582503
>>16582507
FUCK
whatever

>> No.16582513

>>16582503
>at the start making the contract she's suave as hell, typical virgin killer, composed and sinister
>by graduation she's a messy haired, nailbiting wreck
>Near the beginning she coolly illusions and tricks away potential rapists with a cocky knowing smile
>on the day before graduation she's full yandere mode, she waited this long you crazy fucking bitches no one's going to fucking take that virginity away from me

>> No.16582522

>>16582509
>halfway through the second year she snaps and tries to finger herself
>hand stopped by contract magic as she realizes with horror this is the real fucking deal and she isn't getting off for another two and a half years

>> No.16582525

>>16582500
She'd probably be tough and loving.
>"C'mon anon, just a few more sit ups!"
>"Oh the girls are going to love you once you start going to school. Once you finish up let's go pick up your father and your big sisters and go to that Piestrong's place you love for dinner."

>> No.16582526

>>16582522
>You wake up one night finding the demon aggressively cuddling with you moving her hips up and down your leg

>> No.16582530

>>16582513
I like this a lot
I'm going to make sure she finds my musclegirl porn so she knows what I like, by graduation, she'll have a big muscly ass and a six pack to better pin me down with

>> No.16582535

>>16582513
>>16582522
>>16582526
I would legitimately read a manga about this.

>> No.16582536

>>16582491
>Demon girlfriend is knocked up from masturbating with your semen.
>She is super sorry
>She gives birth to your daughteru a year before you graduate
>You decide enough is enough, time to fuck your new wife.
>She is excited for the moment she's waited years for, and you can't help but feel inspired
>You throw her onto the bed, and she assumes the position.
>You press your cock against her womanhood
>Huh
>Thats odd, it wont go in.
>In a moment of sudden realization, she looks up at you with horror on her face
>"T-the contract!"

>> No.16582537

>>16582530
Fucking genius

>> No.16582539

>>16582522
>By the end of the contract she's so pent up she's basically polymorphous
>Like seriously, you brushed her elbow once and she was on the verge of cumming
>Probably would've if she could've
>You want to feel bad for her, but she takes out her frustration by making YOU cum
>Graduation cums
>As soon as you're given your diploma you take her hand in an attempt to thank her
>She ahegaos and collapses on the spot
Better have a hotel nearby with a room prepaid for several days and a well stocked minifridge.

>> No.16582542

>>16582526
>Every time she gets close her body locks up and all she can do is cuddle anon.
>Over the years she stops trying to get off like that and just cuddles anon so she can have some form of physical affection.
>After anon graduates she fucks him for two solid weeks, cumming with every thrust as anon unleashes four years of pent up cum into her starving pussy.

>> No.16582544

>>16582542
Can this be considered multi-year edging?

>> No.16582548

>>16582539
Oh please, she's skipping the hotel and literally dragging you to some pocket hell dimension

Where we're goin, we don't need minifridges

>> No.16582554

>>16582544
>4 years of orgasm denial
She'd probably urge anon to take more classes to graduate early

>> No.16582558

>>16582554
>Anon notices that she's getting desperate to have him graduate.
>Then puts two and two together.
>Anon starts taking one class a quarter so that four years become eight.
>When the Demon sees his schedule he just gives her a smug grin.

>> No.16582559

>>16582542
>>16582539
I'd like to think it persists to some degree afterward, so once they're happily married even if anon just gives her a loving little pinch on her butt or nibbles her ear she instantly orgasms
Now that's how to train your Demon

>> No.16582562

>>16582554
>Sexually frustrated demon teaches anon with ferocity that makes him skip several years with how much he learns
>HakutakusHATEher.jpg

>> No.16582565

>ever signing a Demons contract
>letting yourself get taken by Demons

>> No.16582566

>>16582565
And then there's this alp

>> No.16582569

>>16582554
Sounds like something a kiki would do. I want a succumora so bad now.

Also:
>Anon is feeling mischievous/spiteful/whatever one day
>Tells the succubus in his last semester that he's decided to double major
>HFW
>>16582559
Oh, it'd persist alright. You don't forget 4 years of training so easily.

>> No.16582572

>>16582565
>Not wanting a cute Demon waifu.
Go choke on a dick Alp.

>> No.16582575

>>16582522
>Anons decides to take an extra year just to screw with her

>> No.16582577

>>16582548
>implying she isn't going to fuck you right on stage so all those bitches that tried to take her man's virginity can see.

>> No.16582583

>>16582513
this would be amazing
>she's sitting in the audience during the graduation ceremony, biting her nails while her eye twitches uncontrollably
>"ComeonComeonComeon, give him the fucking diploma already."
>she's gripping the armrest of her chair so hard, it's about to tear off
>the instant it hits your hand, you get tackled off the stage by your demon like you got hit by a missile

>> No.16582586

>>16582569
>Anon and Demon wife at a college reunion years later
>Having a good time, meeting up with old friends, old classmates are glad to see things worked out well for them as they both acted pretty weird in their later years
>Conversation arrives at the contract, Demon is fine describing it and says how it made their love life actually a lot better
>"I can even cum on command now."
>They all call bullshit and say they don't believe her
>She turns to face anon, who just smiles and blows her a kiss
>her eyelids flutter and she bites her lip a bit, her body trembling and her legs stumbling for just a moment
>A slight droplet of wetness drips onto the floor below her dress
>Other monstergirls staring in stunned silence

>> No.16582588

>>16582583
>the instant it hits your hand, you get tackled off the stage by your demon like you got hit by a missile
>The crowd cheers but you hear none of it because you were shoved into a pocket rape dimension she's had waiting for you for the past three years
>She's been spending LOTS of time improving it

>> No.16582599

>>16582588
>She's already got you inside of her, cumming between each thrust, but still giggling and moaning psychotically
>"Ehehehe, look honey... aaAAh... I got so many fun... aaAAh... fun things for us to do here, ehehehe, aren't you excited? Mmmm! Aren't you excited honey?! Aren't you?!"

>> No.16582603

screw you guys now i can only think of a demon in lingerie waiting on your room after the graduation to pound your pelvis for a solid month bonus points if shes on extreme heat via mushroom and you can see her plump perky blueberry buds trought her top

>> No.16582612

>>16582603
>H-heh heh, I was half expecting you'd chain me up or something...
>"Aww, silly anon! That's so unnecessary. You couldn't get away even if you tried!"

>> No.16582622

Reminder that if you have sociopathic or psychopathic behavior monster girls won't even look at you.

>> No.16582625

>>16582562
>HakutakusHATEher.jpg
I want to be a smug know it all student of a Hakutaku who is teaching a subject she doesn't know a lot about because she thought it'd be a good way to learn more. I want to be constantly correcting her and pissing her off day after day. I want it to culminate with her trapping me in one of the designated fucking rooms every MGC high school has after class one day and raping me throughout the night, part from anger at how I acted in her class, part from lust for knowledge, and part because she's never met somebody smarter than her. I want to admit at the end of it all, as we're about to fall asleep, that I'm only so smart in this specific subject because I wanted to impress her and have been studying my ass off for years, specifically signing up for her class to get closer to her.

>> No.16582630

>>16582622
Will o Wisp dont care. Will o Wisp don't give a shit.

>> No.16582632

>>16582622
I'm going to say this, I am an autist. Am I disqualified?

>> No.16582634

>>16582603
There's a new angle. What if she DIDN'T jump you the instant she could? Like, by the end of that last year everyone with the ovaries o even try for your dick has been schooled so hard they don't have the ovaries anymore so she knows she can just fucking WAIT. You don't know though, so you go through the motions of the graduation waiting to get tackled. Doesn't happen. Then you walk home, bracing yourself to get raped by every shadow. Nothing. Then you finally get home and slowly insert your key into the lock like a virgin afraid of his first taste of pussy. The lock clicks and the door squeaks open, only for your pile of boxes to greet you. You creep through the house, knowing what's coming but afraid to face it.

Then you reach the bedroom. By this point the demon's doo has reached a nirvanic state of permanent sex-hair after four years of near-orgasm experiences. It's messy and hangs over her face; you wouldn't even be able to see her eyes if they weren't glowing yellow in the dim room. She's wearing nothing but a garter belt and black stockings, not even a bra. Like a horror movie she looks up and smiles in a way that's scared away every girl that doesn't already know about her in the last few months. Your eyes meet and she says but one thing:
"I've been waiting~"

Your fearboner is maximum.

>> No.16582641

>>16582630
All monster girls hate bad people, even Wisps.

>>16582632
No.

>> No.16582645

>>16582634
My Diamond is unbreakable
oh fuck, oh fuck fearboner, jesus lawd

>> No.16582656

>>16582641
There are plenty of bad monstergirls who would have evil husbands.

>> No.16582662

The demon lovers really know how to whip up a good scenario.
>Imagining your waifu looking at you with the same longing as of that pent up Demon
Shine on you crazy Anons

>> No.16582671

>>16582634
>perma-sexhair
>nothing but a garter-belt and black stockings
I'm suddenly ok with my pelvis disintegrating.

>> No.16582672

>>16582662
While there certainly were other folks contributing as well, yes, we Blueberry eaters are a proud race!
It even ended with fearboner stuff, and it wasn't even me that suggested it! This is the power of Demons!

>> No.16582674

>>16582656
Even "evil" monsters aren't that bad objectively. They would still hate a man with sociopathic/psychopathic mannerisms.

>> No.16582685

>>16582674
Your headcanon lacks perspective.

>> No.16582690

>>16582674
Makes mindflayers useful

>> No.16582691

>>16582685
What I have said is still the truth.

>> No.16582694

>>16582674
Sociopathy and psychopathy don't mean 'violent and wanting to go all guro on people'
It's not your headcanon lacking perspective, it's your conception of mental health
Trust me, this ain't your game, friend

>> No.16582700

>>16582674
Fuck off, i'm a psychopath and my waifu loves me.

>> No.16582705

>>16582656
>you will never awaken an ANCIENT EVIL vampire with your wizard blood

sounds fun

>> No.16582706

>>16582694
>Sociopathy and psychopathy don't mean 'violent and wanting to go all guro on people'
Sure, anon. Make sure to let everyone know before you behead a man and eat his face.

>> No.16582722

>>16582706
I didn't go through five years of graduate school and a post-doc to get told what sociopathy and psychopathy are by some rando on an Indian smokestack forum

>> No.16582738

>>16582705
Ancient Evil girls are olev.

Especially when they keep forgetting their 'take over the world' plans whenever they discover some new delicious food, or fun activity.

>> No.16582746

>>16582738
my ideal waifu in a nutshell.

>> No.16582786

>>16582738
>"We shall rule the world,but first we need an army !"
>"where we gonna get a vampire army?"
>her head gears start spinning
>she gives a loooong stare at you
>then her gaze lowers to your pants

this could take a few thousand years

>> No.16582793

>>16582786
https://youtu.be/JDUxc6MLXoM

>> No.16582800

>>16582786
>Why would we need an army? We have a Exodia

>> No.16582805

>>16582738
>some of her former henchmen wake up a few years after her
>They are shocked to find their Queen of Unending Darkness has settled into a peaceful life as a loving wife with no intentions of world domination
>they can't even imagine what kind of vile, despicable man would be able to twist their once glorious mistress into this pitiful being
>that's when average ol' anon comes home with an anniversary cake

>> No.16582814

>>16582738
Power hungry girls need spirit energy to get strong faster.
After all, what's the harm in being a little stronger before you take over the world? The world can wait another day, another week, another month, another year, another lifetime.

>> No.16582817

>>16582805
>"O-hayoooooo~! Where's my widdwle bloodmuffin?"
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.henchmen

>> No.16582895

I had a dream last night where I woke up (yeah) in a cell and had this nice bob-cut girl spank me. Now I wouldn't bring this up if I hadn't gone for two days without wanking. Haven't even felt the need.
Answer me honestly guys. Am I being drained by a Nightmare in my sleep? That would explain my recent MG-dreams and the lack of horniness.

>> No.16582952

>>16582895
you're cumming in your sleep
Check your sheets for dry cum

Honestly, I've never had a wet dream, I get sex dreams if I don't jack off for a day or two, but the homeyness always remains, I hope I have one someday, I imagine the dream is really good.

>> No.16582965

>>16582952
I've had like 2 wet dreams before. I've had plenty more barely wet dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I keep myself from cumming because I don't want to get my bed all dirty.

>> No.16582986

>>16582952
Well I find this suspicious in the extreme. Sheets look clean, no stains in underwear either.

>> No.16582997

>>16582986
It could also be a more classical succubus. Horsepussy isn't the only option here.

>> No.16583004

>>16582986
shooting blanks
or the cum is going from your penis, directly into an inter dimensional portal into some MG's mouth.

I hope you've been eating pineapples lately anon

>> No.16583006

>>16582997
But a Succubus couldn't get in, I've got sexy purplecurtains.

>> No.16583017

>>16582622
Shit thats not good for me

>> No.16583026

>>16582706
But that would ruin the joke!

>> No.16583092

Fuck, I can't stay up for even a minute more.
Someone carry the maid post torch

>> No.16583099

>>16583092
No. Your madness is at an end.

>> No.16583103

>>16583099
Shog said she wouldn't like that.

>> No.16583116

>>16583092
Dawn shall finally breach your veil of darkness.

>> No.16583122

>The girl you want to sing to you
>The song she sings
Go.

Flow Kelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7y1ZYFODw&index=5&list=FLuU7H10DaxVKcssmJ9P5PWQ

>> No.16583123

>>16583004
But that doesn't work. That's just a rumor.

>> No.16583124

>>16583123
The taste thing, the blanks thing, or the cum portal thing?

>> No.16583126

>>16583124
The pineapple flavored semen thing.

>> No.16583127

>>16583122
No singing, I'm amusical.

>> No.16583129

>>16583127
Which musical?

>> No.16583133

>>16583129
Cannibal the Musical. Let's build a snowman!

>> No.16583136

>>16583126
I believe you, but I've also known women who says they notice a difference.

>> No.16583137

>>16583122
I would love an Inari to sing this song for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7iC4_qBL5A

>> No.16583139

>>16583123
>>16583124
>>16583126
This made me giggle.
>I mean, shooting blanks I can see, and sperm instantly warping through a quantum dimensional portal into the waiting mouth of a foreign extraterrestial extradimensional being obviously makes sense, but I'm not so sure about pineapple impacting cum taste

>> No.16583142

>>16583122
Lich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

>> No.16583144

>>16583142
Even a Lich, with all due respect, couldn't possibly hope to imitate the silky groove of Keith David's sweet chocolate voice
Great taste though

>> No.16583146

>>16583137
Hearing a deaf robot sing that song just sounds so damn strange. Good taste though.

>> No.16583149

I'm starting to realize that maybe a life with a Kikimora maid and a Shoggoth maid is actually heaven in mortal form.

>> No.16583151

>>16583139
.Yeah lack of semen and mamano magic that's understandable, but fruit flavored semen, now that's just silly.

>> No.16583155

>>16583122
Demon
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg

>Beata, Demon Lord, you know I am a righteous Mon, of my lusthood I am justly proud
>Beata, Demon Lord, you know I'm so much lewder than the common decent weak and prudish crowd...

>> No.16583157

>>16583149
They are perfect together as the ultimate maid team. The Shog will ensure you have every comfort in the world, and the Kiki will keep your lives on track. They cover each others weakness' well.

>> No.16583160

>>16583155
I could see a Dark Priest doing this one more, personally. But still a neat idea.

>> No.16583163

>>16583155
>mayadere Demon wrestling with her blossoming emotions to just be a loving housewife

>> No.16583166

>>16583157
It's cute when they settle their differences for mastah.

>> No.16583172

>>16583155

Superior Demon song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1hUf4qYwbM

>She offers two bargains, the price is steep and dark
>One takes your life and the other leaves a mark
>Name your goal, she won't ask your soul.
>She might even give you her own. And maybe you'd be better off alone.

>> No.16583177

>>16583163
That's what I had in mind.

>> No.16583182

>>16583166
Indeed. Things are rocky at first. The Kiki will almost always be flustered by how touchy feely the Shog can be, and how the Shog encourages their master to be slothful. The Shog will be possessive when the Kiki drags master away to go to work and such, and the Kiki insists they use proper cleaning tools and dinnerware instead of suspicious black goo.

But the more love that master gives them, the more that will start to bleed out between them, and they will become fast friends.

>> No.16583185

>>16583172
>playful rural Demon that's into folk
>wants a husband that she can roam around the land going on adventures with meeting new people and seeing new places
>occasionally plays mysterious tricks on travelers she runs across
Sounds really fun. Nice song too.

>> No.16583190

>>16583122
>Cheshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>> No.16583191

>>16583137
I've always thought these lyrics sounded yandere as fuck.

>> No.16583198

>>16583191
You're right but fuck you for making me realize.

>> No.16583206

>>16583190
Won't lie, I'd sing along with her. Smash Mouth may be cheesy as fuck, but there's just something so 90's about them that I love.

>> No.16583207

>>16583190
Is that fucking Dane Cook?

>> No.16583208

>>16583155
>>16583163
>Then tell me, Demon Lord! Why I see him standing there, why his soft-set eyes still cool my soul!
>I feel him... I see him.. the sun caught in his average hair, is soothing in me out of all control!
>Like fire! Home fire! This fire in my skin! This soothing... desire... is turning me from sin!
>It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It is the anon, the romantic set this flame!
>It's not my fault! If in Maou's plan, she made Mamono so much stronger than a Mon!
>Protect me, Demon Lord! Don't let this anon cast his spell, don't let his smile calm my breasts and womb!
>Destroy Mr. Anon! And let him taste the fires of sin! Or else let me be his and his alone...!
>Home fire! Bright fire! Now Anon its your turn... Choose me or, your pyre, be mine or you will burn!

>> No.16583213

>>16583208
Excellent.

>> No.16583217

>>16583122

Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6m2NzdN7o0

>> No.16583221

>>16583208
>>16583155
Coulda been 'Druella' instead of 'Demon Lord'

>> No.16583226

>>16583217
I think I just got diabetes

>> No.16583251

>>16583190
Surprised you didn't rickroll us

>> No.16583255

Would modern Amazons evolve into guerrilla groups?

A bunch of big, tall muscled Succubi who go to war for money while their weak human husbands take care of the house and children

>> No.16583257

>>16583251
Damn, that actually would have been a better choice.

>> No.16583258

>>16583251
Who'd even rickroll in 2017?

>> No.16583260

>>16583258
>>16583257
the vintage memes are the best.

>> No.16583261

>>16583258
South Park did it last year. Twice.

>> No.16583265

>>16583217
This is almost sickeningly cute.

>> No.16583271

>>16583260
Well it's also a love confession. It would be the Cheshire's meme way of saying she wants to marry you and spend the rest of her life with you...

>> No.16583276

>>16583271
>Cheshire stands outside your window
>Somehow managed to find an old 80's boombox
>Pops in a tape, Rickrolls at full volume

>> No.16583284

>>16583260
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. We're old enough to genuinely say vintage. The internet has reached the stage where "old." means something.

>> No.16583287

>>16583271
>poor Cheshire has meme'd herself into a corner, and can't properly admit her feelings without memeing through frustrated tears.
Daaaawwww

>> No.16583292

>>16583287
WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

>> No.16583299

>>16583265
It's like shooting straight syrup, that vid.

>> No.16583300

I would like to be a incubus and corrupt a human into a succubus. that would be great.

>> No.16583301

>>16583276
>Rickroll
>Not Rickroll 2.0 which is basically the same song with different lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8yvP8tp_JM

>> No.16583302

>>16583276
>>16583287
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
I wouldn't tell this to any othe gruy

>> No.16583308

>>16583276
If a Monster Girl boomboxed outside my window I'd just break down in girly hysterics.

>> No.16583312

>>16583302
All memes aside, it's a decent love song for sure.

>> No.16583320

>>16583300
But how does one get incubised without a wife?

>> No.16583332

>>16583320
Quite a few ways actually.
>Dark ignis fire
>Dark undine water
>Staying to long in a demon realm
>staying too long in wonderland
>taking in dark matter
And a few more i was probably forgetting

>> No.16583337

>>16583320
Holstaur Milk is known for miraculous things.

>> No.16583340

>>16583332
How can you have proper grammar on one line, and not on the identical line above it?

>> No.16583348

>>16583340
Magic

>> No.16583350

>>16583320
Well, without a wife to expedite the process, the most probable method would be corruption by ambient radiation.

The obstacle to this is that Human Energy naturally repels corruptive Monster Energy. Women expend their natural stores and become vulnerable to corruption easily enough, but not so with men, whose "Natural Stores" keep them well-protected from all but a dedicated assault (ie. being ridden 24/7 by a monster wife).

The solution? Jerking off in a location rich in monster energy, while somehow not attracting loads of monsters looking for a snack.

>> No.16583354

>>16583122
W-wait a minute. I'm The Ocean guy around here!

>> No.16583360

>>16583354
I know. Last time you posted that song it got me hooked so I thought I'd copy your post. And Flow Kelp is olev.

>> No.16583363

>>16583337
Meme aside, this is probably not a bad idea. A diet high in monster girl products or Demon Realm fruits & veggies would probably produce an incubus over time.

>> No.16583368

>>16583360
You liked it? Oh that's amazing I'm so glad I could show somebody them and they liked it. A flow kelp singing that song would be one of the most peaceful experiences ever.
>Just floating in the light waves while she's underneath you, gently singing into your ears as she keeps you afloat

>> No.16583384

>>16583368
I loved it. That song in particular really tickled my fancy because I'm a commercial diver.

As far as the Flow Kelp, I imagined a hardcore metal concert in Ryugujo, with a spunky punk rock Kelp as lead singer. And of course, all sorts of marine monstergirls just rocking their faces off.

>> No.16583388

>>16583384
The entirety of that album is just fantastic. Oh man a monster girl version of The Ocean would be fantastic. It'd fit right in with the other marine monstergirls.

Clearly the undead would have an all Ghoul, Cannibal Corpse playing in graveyards.

>> No.16583395

>>16583332
There is also that one Succubus made potion that incubizes you instantly

If we stick to canon, turning into an incubus would cause you to lose interest in regular human women

>> No.16583402

>>16583395
What if you were married to that human already? Turning the married men into incubi might be a creative way to get a free monster couple out of it, although who's to say it wouldn't just be easier to corrupt the girl first.

>> No.16583437

>>16583388
Kek. Sounds about right.

Meanwhile the Vampires and Phantoms up in their fancy castles and theaters, are constantly complaining about the noise, and REEEEEEing about it not being real music.

>> No.16583454

>>16583437
I want to join the Phantom Troupe only to be disappointed when I discover they're just actors!

>> No.16583464

>>16583454
And mimes no less!

>> No.16583466

>>16583464
I'd still grow sideburns and try to talk like my throat was destroyed by whiskey and smoking, dagnabbit.

>> No.16583467

>>16583402
Love overcomes all so yeah you'd still be attracted to her

>>16583454
Please don't indulge the Phantoms, you are going to spend everyday acting out their crazy fantasies and of course the final act ALWAYS involves sex

>> No.16583469

>>16583467
>you are going to spend everyday acting out their crazy fantasies and of course the final act ALWAYS involves sex
All the world's a stage, all the men and women merely players. If music be the food of love, play on.
Deluge of pussy juices incoming

>> No.16583471

>>16583467
>>16583469
>>16583454
I want a Phantom to do a dramatic recitation of The Conqueror Worm by Poe!

>> No.16583474

>>16583471
I want to help a Phantom to do a dramatic recreation of The Conqueror Worm by Mignola!

>> No.16583476

>MGE been going for 10 years
>still not a single anal focused girl

>> No.16583484

>>16583476
KC sort of half implied that Kakuens weak spot is their ass.

>> No.16583488

>>16583476
the struggles of man are hard and numerous

>> No.16583544

>>16583476
Do you have a species in mind which would suit an anal fetish?

>>16583484
Monkeys are for buttspanking

>> No.16583551

>>16583544
All of them. Especially elves.

>> No.16583574

>>16583544
lamias definitely couldn't

>> No.16583633

>>16583551
The national Elves' rights association has banned anal sex after one of their members couldn't sit for 2 weeks straight because of it

>>16583574
Lamiass is top tier

>> No.16583651

>>16583633
M8 do we have to go over exactly how lamias don't have an asshole.Think about it, where would it go?

>> No.16583652

>>16583651
Clearly they fart it out of their fangs. Duh.

>> No.16583657

>>16583652
I can't have anal sex with fangs. That's just not how that works

>> No.16583683

>>16583657
What about a compensatory assjob?

>> No.16583684

>>16583683
ITS NOT THE SAME

>> No.16583691

>>16583684
Agreed

Though it wouldn't make sense for Lamias to have rectums, would you enjoy if they did?

>> No.16583722

>>16581180
>>16581231
It's on DLSite

>> No.16583725

>>16581180
>Kiki & Sandworm
What an odd combo.

>> No.16583735

>>16583476
I like to think that Alices are huge butt sluts

>> No.16583745

>>16583735
Not as much as those masochistic fire mice.

>> No.16583747

>>16583544
Echidna

>> No.16583751

>>16583745
Your Kung Fu strong, but you rack anar resistance!

>> No.16583756

>>16583745
That's a pretty good one too

>> No.16583759

>>16583745
You need to convince them it's a great way to train.

>> No.16583761

> applied for the summer comic! Demon girls pictorial book We will publish a commentary on the world's "magic" and a spot on "Sabato" led by Baffomet "The Demon Girls Picture Book World Guide 3 Sabato Grimoir"! # C 92 # # demon daughter picture book
KC announced Sabbath guide book

> As a Will Saga, C92 joins with exet (@ exet_mos) 's Exelga and Strange' s Striga! Together with the teacher (@ k_cross) 's headquarters Kurobegega, you will distribute the new World Guide Gaiden II, demonization game, demon daughter novels! Thank you! # Demon daughter picture book
Also some fan book

>> No.16583771

>>16583761
>Sabbath guide
I wonder if she'll focus on lolis and shit on big girls.

>> No.16583782

>>16583771
Oh, never mind. The engrish got me confused.

>> No.16583783

>>16583761
Those tweet were accompanied with 2 smug portraits

Baphomet: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C43LhCiVUAEwRE3.jpg

Druella: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C43NFo9UEAANSN_.jpg

>> No.16583786

>>16583747
But she can't get pregnant that way. Some MGs would consider that wife abuse to not let a Echidna get pregnant.

>> No.16583791

>>16583745
Hinezumis want nothing more in life than a husband who can beat them up and lock them in an anal full nelson

>>16583747
This >>16583786
Anal should be a novelty with an Echidna and Vamp Mosquito

>> No.16583794

>>16583791
I want to beat my hinezumi (in a fight) and make her take up sumo

>> No.16583797

>>16583794
What is with you and fat mice anon?

>> No.16583800

>>16583791
>anal full nelson
No fun in that, has no be a vaginal one so they get impregnated without being able to fight back.

>> No.16583803

>>16583797
I want her big and soft so I can grope and squeeze her while she's in my lap.

That and light teasing.

>> No.16583813

>>16583747
>>16583786
>>16583791
I meant as in the animal.

>> No.16583814

>>16583803
>>16583797
That and spanking big mouse bottoms.

>> No.16583815

>>16583814
I'd rather sniff them.

>> No.16583817

>>16583815
Sick. SICK.

>> No.16583824

>>16583800
She'd be more than happy to carry such a strong man's children

>>16583813
So a weird porcupine? I dunno

>> No.16583826

>>16583815
Who says I can't do that with my big mice?
I could even sniff her after she does some lifting before she goes to shower.

That or I could sneak up and do it while she's eating.

>> No.16583847

>>16583826
Big mice have steamy, pheromone filled sweat
Sniffing one would give you an urge to breed her

>> No.16583854

>>16583847
What if I already have the urge to breed sweaty stinky mice?

>> No.16583876

>>16583854
Then it multiplies your urge and you become a mindless mice breeder who froths at the mouth while pounding away

>> No.16583880

>>16583876
I already do that though, and I sniff voraciously during.

>> No.16583882

This thread goes weird places once the images run out

>> No.16583887

>>16583847
Of course I'll breed the sumo mouse, it's what she wants!

>> No.16583890

>>16583882
Yeah... And I just noticed that we have 3411 posts, So that's pretty cool.

>> No.16583892

>>16583882
Weird, shitty places.

>> No.16583893

>>16583892
What, you don't like mice? I admit sniffing them is a bit weird, but mice are very cute.

>> No.16583897

>>16583882
If their goal was to motivate me to move to the new thread, it worked.

>> No.16583930

>>16583882
If sniffing mice is weird, I don't want to be normal.

>> No.16583940

If I had to sniff a monster girl I'd choose a nice and clean Alraune

I love the ideas of pheromones but I'd still prefer the sweet smell of a happy flower

>> No.16583945

>>16583930
It's best because you can get them in a hug while you do it!

>>16583940
The plant girls probably smell pretty nice as well.

>> No.16583952

>>16583940
I probably would resist giving her some hair sniffs.

>> No.16584089

We need titty mice for mouse molestation

>> No.16584232

>>16584089
I dont have any titty mice.

>> No.16584240

>>16584232
I have titty mice, but no images.

>> No.16584247

>>16584240
use imgur
http://imgur.com/a/qqbFX

>> No.16584261

>>16584247
Fine, but only one. Sweater free of charge.
http://imgur.com/a/sVJ3d

>> No.16584328

Manticore blowjob + Tailjob, Shoggoth Pai, and thicc Atlatch Nacho Pai up on Buck's tumblr

>> No.16584436

>Dragon Zombie as OP picture
>thread refuses to die after 3400+ posts

>> No.16584511

>>16584328
I'd like the Manticore one more if it weren't for the MMF bullshit.

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