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It's my birthday. Can we please have a Sagume thread?
In other news, I want to make the Gu my wife.

>> No.16573433

>>16573392
I hoped that answered your question.

>> No.16573489
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shit mom with edgy daughter

>> No.16574562

>>16573489
What sort of faceless man needed to rape Sagume for Seija to be born?

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>>16573489
del

>> No.16574928

>>16574852
you won't delete this.png

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I really want to see these two interact

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>>16575136
Yeah, "interact".

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>>16575184
s-stop that

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>> No.16575563

>>16575184
>absolutely in character
>>16575202
Found something you "can't" copy Seija?
>>16575222
trips allude to hesitant yearnings

>> No.16577497

>>16575184
Speaking of interactions, do you think we'll get a followup to https://exhentai.org/g/1013724/48cb0e0ad6/ with sagume?

>> No.16579759

gugu is my wife!

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>> No.16580206
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gu

>> No.16580235

>>16574562
me
edgelord shitposter professional from /jp/

>> No.16580246

>>16580235
This seems pretty reasonable

>> No.16580486

>>16580235
>>16580246
So you're both still cowering behind daddy's made up anti-flak trench warfare jacket on laundry day. Screw you, I had these tickets to the Silent Hill Days Inn 6-star mega motel and you're content to camp out in surf shop's attic in Baja California sipping Crystal Pepsi like a couple of fatalists!? Well then I'll just conquer the ubiquitous terror of my bloodline's inner failings alone! Without you! End up hurtfully self absorbed!!! But I won't like it.
>tfw alone - so alone
>>16580160
tfw waking up after after a drunk orgy in someone else's underwear
>>16580206

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>> No.16584397

>>16584384
Please don't insult Seija.

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>>16584397
Okay, I will not insult Seija.

>> No.16584405

>>16584401
me on the left

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>> No.16591712

>>16580486
Dude, are you ok

>> No.16594000

>>16591712
Sagumefags are insane, my dude.

>> No.16599333

I want to watch Sagume destroy the entire solar system!

>> No.16611494

>>16573489
Why can't this be my mom?

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>> No.16612131

>>16611881
Stop this please.

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You scroll down this far only to be reminded, "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success." ("And among biological factors outside environment and the slavery of social structure gene which is called neuregulin 1. And the difference between insanity and genius on the internet is measured by how exhausted you are before someone else actually activates their empathy or worry bio-circuits.")

Thread goes bump in the day/night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g4P7APbY-M

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>>16611881
She wanted you.
>>16612131
Certain people don't like going beyond limitations it wouldn't appear.

> neuregulin 1

>> No.16621083

I want to get impaled by Sagume's sword!

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>> No.16623095

>>16621083
Wouldn't you just avoid her as soon as she proclaimed her attraction for you?

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>> No.16628050

>>16623095
No. My love for her is real.

>> No.16628053

>>16573392
How can something only have 1 wing? That makes no sense.

>> No.16628070

>>16628053
She's the one winged angel.

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>>16628050
(..............)

>> No.16628744

>>16628053
She had the other 5 ripped off painfully over the course of...well it's not something a Jedi would tell you.

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>>16628053
Imagine the neetbux you could get from being an autistic amputee

>> No.16632203

>>16629739
whoa, is sagugu a neet just like me?

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>>16632203
She will be if she isn't in the next fighting game.

>> No.16632723

>>16632696
what the HELL, I pose the exact same way all the time.

>> No.16632771

I wanna fuck the autism out of Seija's mom!

>> No.16632776

>>16632771
Impossible.

>> No.16632819

>>16632696
Given her asymmetry, she almost certainly will not be playable

>> No.16632835

>>16632819
That didn't stop Okuu from being playable

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>>16573489
>>16575184
$5/lb chicken breasts

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for gu

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>>16633037
(" Dear 4chan-man, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective. In our discussions down in the Dungeon Dimensions it was apparent to me that your father, the dead night Watchman, figures largely in your value system. I think your success in putting an end to James Gumby's career as a couturier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now, alas, you're in bad odour with Space-X. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see him in his plain pine box crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of a promising career? What is worst about this humiliation 4chan-man? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer camp tornado bait white trash and that perhaps you are too? By the way I couldn't help noticing on the N.A.S.A.'s rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me truly, Special Agent 4chan-man. Regards, your old pal Sagume Kishin, M.D. P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice rather I suppose it is a part of the bargain but you accepted it 4chan-man. Your job is to craft my doom(though I'd rather it not come to that). So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Tata, H. ")

>> No.16638758

Look at that, you're still uncomfortable but can't actually express why. Pathetic.

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>>16632952
BUTTERBALL™ WHOLE TURKEY $30

>> No.16639983

>>16638758
I'm uncomfortable because I've gone nowhere

>> No.16640014

If Gu was a Stand would she shout "GUGUGUGUGUGUGU" when she punches?

>> No.16640105

Seija and Sagume will not be a AoCF duo

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>>16640105

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I self-insert as Doremy.

>> No.16642693

>>16640014
Okay, Gu isn't a band, so which band would be sagume's stand?

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>>16642644
I want to insert it into Doremy, if you know what I mean

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>>16644103
>>16642837
verboten

>> No.16648918

>>16644103
I wish that were me...

>> No.16648994

>>16642693
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Unit because goo-goo dolls is already taken

>> No.16658015

>>16628742
It's real!

>> No.16665495

>>16640105
I want this

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>>16658015
The sword comes afterwards. Deal?

>> No.16665578

>>16665551
What sword? After what?

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>>16665578
Dating. Medical. Owning up to old promises. (Rescue)

>> No.16665643

>>16665632
I'm sorry. I really don't understand what you're talking about.

>> No.16665646

>>16665643
Consider it a point of fun for the archives then.

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>>16665646
I really don't know what you're talking about. All I care about in life is becoming GOD and you won't get in my way.

>> No.16665678

>>16665653
You really need to stop filching off other people for your internet personality.

>> No.16665686

>>16665678
It's like you know more about me than I know about myself.

>> No.16665798

I have no idea what's going on but I just wanted to say that I really wanna fuck Sagume

>> No.16665819

>>16665686
It's like your like being like stubborn like on purpose because you like don't enjoy good things or in fact being part of a winning side. Like, who would continue being that way when the prize requires so little from you? DUMB FUCK HEAD. ACKNOWLEDGE IT ALREADY AND DO SOMETHING.

Twinky.

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>>16665798
You already have fucked her, so very badly.
>Pic redundant

>> No.16665946

>>16665881
But that's moco

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>>16665946
>saying the name wrong
>sigh
You really need to consider your choices - or if you have any remaining at all.

This thread by mandate of the last remaining ruler of the Scarlet Principality is about why you have failed to beget Paradise.

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX4G1RJYTi8

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High-calorie peaches.

>> No.16670721

>>16670528
Low quality person, apparently.

>> No.16670829

>>16665946
Stop redacting history you don't like for such low quality laughter little green-antagonist.
>Limit Break X Survivor continues playing alongside Pyre Light

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>>16670721
rude

>> No.16675619

Thread goes bump in the day/night
- and TV Alucard was better

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No explanations necessary friend.

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>> No.16677326

>>16675977
Gu is cute!

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>> No.16679615

>>16670890
perverted coward

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3月9日はサグメの日

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