/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16536380
Kill yourself

>>16536399
Does that mean yes coming from Seija?

>>16536380
Kill yourself

>>16536380
Kill yourself.

Four replies and one poster.

I ask Yuugi out for a drink
She says yes

>>16536445
That's the page number, numbbutt

>>16536380
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?!

A date!? You and I on a date!? No! Yes! I don't know!

>>16536380
Only if it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

"A what?"

;__;

One day, Banki.

I pretty sure Suika wouldn't mind another drinking buddy.

Yes, out of pity

>>16536719
This would be ideal.

Ecstatic. It will be wonderful. First she will steal my heart, then she will steal my wallet, then my car, then my apples, then my clothes, then my identity. And it still would have been one of the best dates.

The reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXCsiSfg-ms

Playful acceptance.

Happiness I hope.

>>16536858
Do you really think a god would be happy when a mere human asked her if she would go on a date?

>>16536875
No, but a man can hope can't he?

>>16536875
KonoSuba but with Shinki instead of Aqua.

Probably tell me to go away because she's busy and leave my hazmat suit at the door.

>All of them are my favorites

Well, shit.

>>16536719
Source on this?

Gotta have more Sakuya Femdom.

>>16537094
Konna Koto bakari Kangaeteimasu. 3

What if your favorite touhou ask you out?

>>16536380
I think she might accept, but hopefully Yuyuko-sama will let her.

Which denpa artist denpas the denpaest?

She wouldn't go out with such a commoner cur like myself.

Amusement at best, nonchalant dismissal at worst. Can't expect success if you ask out a stranger with no preamble.

Right

>>16536380
probaly this

>>16537394
Fairies are too dumb to understand love

>>16537302

Kaguya gives me a lunarian weapon.

I'm supposed to help her kill Mokou.

Wish me luck!

...

parsee will first be like :D

>>16538109
i don't respond immediately and this happens.

She wouldn't say anything, except to order Reisen to escort me off the premises at gunpoint.

I would expect her response would be something cool and indifferent.

>>16538007
Have you forgotten what happened to other man that wanted to go on a date with kaguya?

>>16536759
She wouldn't want to leave the mansion, which I'm totally fine with. Cozy date.

>>16536380
Confusion and disgust.

>>16537235
That's improbable.

>>16537235
I could see Kogasa asking me out. She is such a nice and friendly girl. I bet she doesn't have high standards when it comes to guys so long as they are nice and caring.

>>16539010
Maybe?

>>16540633
In fact, I have forgotten too! Let's ask them! Oh wait...


In all seriousness though, if someone would have asked kaguya to go on a date she would either tell you to fuck off or go find impossible request.

>>16540638
There's a third option...

She'd accept, but would only realize that it was a date halfway through! She thought we were just having fun as friends, but only now realizes that I had been looking at her as a woman all along!
Now she has to keep playing along or everyone will know what a cute, innocent virgin she is!

>>16540931
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>>16536380
I'm more interested in the date itself than the reaction
What the fuck is a common human supposed to do with any girl with superpowers?

>>16541000
fug

>>16541004
Let's say I'm not a vulgar being and I already know what fug is and how it feels

>>16541017
Then you have no reason to be here discussing this in the first place

>>16541000
Have her hurt or kill you in a special way.

>>16541023
There's quite a difference between sex and a date my dude
One last for a little bit, the other one stays within your memories forever
>>16541029
Neat idea, that's not illegal there

>>16541000
Why should the needs of girl with superpowers be different from a normal girl?

>>16540680
What is it?

>>16541092
Yes but in Gensokyo there are... Just parks for walks I guess?
No stores, no cinemas, it would be really different from here
Maybe that concept doesn't even exists?

>>16541163
Have you never heard of Space Jin?

>>16541193
Well. People were having fun in different ways before we made those things. Guess we have to bet on them and our natural charisma and ideas. I guess.

>>16541235
You can't just say that on the Internet

>>16540965
I can dream!
And if I dream real big and try real hard, someday I'll become a man who can make those dreams reality!

>>16541248
>I'll become a man
Keep dreaming

>>16540931
>Now she has to keep playing along or everyone will know what a cute, innocent virgin she is!
Oh my goodness this sounds wonderful. And unlikely, but I don't care.

>>16541243
Why?

>>16541296
Translate it, weebs.

>>16541303
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/656076

>She hates humans, but if you skillfully manage your words, you can deceive her easily. Pretend to be a human that hates humans.
Seems manageable enough for starting a conversation. I can't see anything beyond that ending up well at all though.

>>16536926
You can expect a ton of rude respones in that case.

>>16541193
There are the occasional festivities with stalls set up all over the place at the very least.

>>16537357
>>16540931
>>16540965
>>16541264
>>16541266
All these Ayafags but why no thread?

>>16541790
Because I'm not an ayafag

>>16538113
Happier drowning than being with you. Harsh.

>>16541193
that brings up another point, Gensokyo is near entirely populated by cute little girls, so you get to follow the dreams of all anons.

>>16538123
I don't trust that smile.

>>16540638
Well

Killing Mokou is hard.

She looks at me, bewildered. Then her expression turns into one of pity, and:
"I'm sorry the doctor (Eirin) experimented on your head, and now you can't think straight. Come on, let me get you home."

>>16541827
So just a regular fag, then.

>>16542772
I was scared of asking the girl I fancied in high school on a date because I was scared she would pity me.

"..."

>>16542563
Kinda gives a MGQ feel
Except every single girl is as powerful as one heavenly knight, even the fucking fairies

>>16542772
>"I'm sorry the doctor (Eirin) experimented on your head, and now you can't think straight. Come on, let me get you home."

I'd have *fun* with that impression.

"I like balloons. Do you like balloons?"

"Yes, that's very nice."

"Peanut butter does not work on tree bark, but I wanna try it anyway."

"Mmmhmm."


"It came down to bayonets, in the end - in the forest, in the dark."

"... what?"

"Coconuts don't taste like chocolate and squirrels don't eat them, so what's up with that?"

...

>>16536380
How did you get this far?

>>16543909
“Because I wanted to pat your head!”

She'd be delighted, and this would be the result after our date:

I cant even see fictional 2D character wanting to go out with me.

Made for breeding. I love thicc girls.

I bet she'd actually accept. She's gonna be quite disappointed to learn that no, she cannot eat the contents of my own plate, that the restaurant doesn't allow a bigger all-you-can-eat buffet, and that we're gonna get thrown out in a short amount of time because eat in the buffet stall isn't allowed and she has already eaten enough.
Afterwards, she's gonna empty my wallet when going to the festival but it should actually be quite fun and I should actually be able to entertain her enough while she looks at me with an amused look when I try to take her hand.
At the end of the day, she might decide to actually kiss me on the cheek just to play with me a little more or actually kill me to bring me back to her house as a gift.

Either way, it should be fine.

>>16543859

I am into girls

>>16546071
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>>16546130
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>>16536380
She'd probably put on the "surprise" mask.

>>16536380
I sincerely hope she says yes, but I'm not sure what kind of man she likes.
I would imagine that she would get flustered, only to quickly attempt to hide it under false bravado. Or maybe she would start blushing widely, and give a straight forward, earnest answer? Either would be adorable.

>>16541193
I would imagine that the human village would have everything that you could find in feudal japan. Which is to say watching various performances such as noh dramas and musical performances, going out to eat, visiting friends, festivals, and of course drinking.

>>16546625
Isn't the human village tiny though? I don't think it would have that much stuff

Pretty sure Byakuren would hate my guts.

I mean, I may be a practising Buddhist, but I'm pretty bad at the whole social justice schtick she has going.

>>16546625
Most of the fun stuff that happens in Gensokyo is seen happening outside the village though, mostly close by the Hakurei shrine.

>>16546692
The main problem would be that Byakuren is a nun and she must mantain celibacy as such.

What's a date?

>>16536380
>their
*her

>>16541712
>Pretend to be a human that hates humans.
Most people here wouldn't have to pretend.

>>16546644
It's large enough to sustain itself without too many outsiders intervening, which means it must be at least decently sized. Plus the population would have to be large enough to avoid too much inbreeding, so saying that it's at least 400~ wouldn't be too much of a stretch. And we know that, at the very least, Alice and Kokoro put on shows in the human village, and the human village appears to have stalls for eating at and places to drink, so there should be a decent number of things to do.

She will eat me

>>16546714
It's what we used to keep a track of the time of the year.

>>16546698
I mean we see a lot of fun things happen at the Hakurei Shrine, but that's mostly because Reimu is the main character. That said, if you are dating any 2hu, you'll probably end up at her shrine fairly often anyway.

>>16544332
2D girls have childhood friends, and make marriage promises in kindergarten. They're truly grateful even if you do something as small as picking up their dropped eraser. They even fall in love with people at first sight. They're kind of like puppies, only moreso.
If there's any good in you, a 2D girl will find it. And if there isn't, they'll wait until there is. They would wait forever. They're ideas, they're immortal, and they love you.
I don't know you, anon, but I know you're special. Because you've already done something most people won't truly do for their entire lives. You've looked in the mirror. That's half of the distance already.
It's the easy half, yes, I'll admit. The hard half is changing what's in the mirror. It means a whole lot of hard work, and a whole lot more mirror looking. But you can do it. You'll find out why she loves you so much, and you'll make more reasons with the sweat of your brow. It could take a year or fifty. You can go as fast or as slow as you want. She'll always be just one step ahead, smiling and waving.

>>16546718
The harem, Anon.

>>16546713
Does going out together violate that? I assumed it would just be not doing marriage or sex or whatever which I wouldn't be insistent on anyway.

That would be sheer hubris, after all.

>>16546692
>>16546713
>>16546775
Hijiri will only have sex with you if you help her cause.

>>16546775
The latter two are certainly excluded, but I don't know about the first one. If it were for non-romantic goals, I guess it could be acceptable.
>>16546789
Except making her violate one of the rules she follows and thus tarnishing her reputation in front of everyone would go against her cause.

>>16546775
>>16546884
>>16546713
Byakuren is anything but a devout buddhist nun.

Myouren was the legit one and passed peacefully.

>>16546914
She's devout! Just not... strict...

Actually no she's basically just a heretic but shut up about my waifu.

>>16547061
kys tripfag

>>16546914
I like to think that her not being the most devote despite meaning to do her best is just her still being a bit human.

>>16547074
thank :')

>>16546338
I mean, if you enjoy having sex while the girl's face is completely emotionless, go ahead.

>>16547061
>she's basically just a heretic but shut up
Byakuren fans, everyone

>>16546738
I can speak from experience when I say /fa/ is a terrible starting point for this

>>16547326
And he's a tripfag, too.

>>16547326
Source on those tiddies?

>>16547417
>>16547074
I'm honestly just sort of disappointed no one recognises me around here.

You guys are sort of derailing the thread, though.

>>16547441
I'd say your tripfaggotry was recognised alright.

>>16547548
I meant my oldfaggotry. The tripfaggotry is blatant.

>>16547586
So then what are you whining about? Nobody is saying you're new or whatever.

>Asking out a non-human
Are you asking to be eating?

>>16547917
Why is Suwako included? She's a god and runs only on faith.

>>16547922
She eats males

>>16547888
I'm an attention whore. I wanted people to recognise me and tell me how much they missed me, or how seeing me back is the worst, or both.

I used a fucking trip what do you expect. No good intentions there.

Whatever.

I probably would just get yelled at.

>>16547993
Nah. She's polite.

Satori will just look at me in disgust as I think about doing lewd things with her.

>>16548245

>>16548245
Is this how it goes?

>>16548308

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You fool! I don't actually exist, either in your world or in the one I originate from. Have fun obsessing over something that doesn't exist for the rest of your life. That's not all, I'll also put a curse on you that'll make your bones ache for my return every time a new installment of the Touhou series is announced.

>>16547326
This has been addressed countless times, Miko.

>>16548245

Is being a cute little boy paramount to success?

>>16541194
Just tell him man, stop busting his balls

a bum like her would do anything for as free meal i bet

There should be a touhou character that is very loosely based off of a saiyan. It would specialize in hand-to-hand combat but instead of magic powers, it would use ki. Also, I know saiyans aren't capable of this but it could have the power to absorb energy from others too. I think that would be really cool.

>>16565050

>>16565060

>>16565050
You called!?

>>16546713

True, but the best she would be able to do for you is to use her body to arouse you while you masturbate in front of her. Would that be enough?

>>16565226
She has to let me use her tits.

>>16565226
>>16565312

>>16536380
Realistically, CHING CHONG DING DONG WEEABOOABINGBONG

>>16565312

No skin-on-skin contact, but ejaculating on her body is permitted.

>>16565724
This problem can be averted if your favorite 2hu is Remilia or Flandre.
Actually, I would imagine most of the SDM staff would know English fairly well.

>>16541193
I think the main entertainment there are danmaku battles
So yeah, we're all screwed

literally the only realistic response idiots.

>>16565903
does sperm could be used as danmaku?

>>16547586
>>16547441
>>16547938
>mfw ignored you back then and will continue doing so

lmao how pathetic you are trying to find fame and attention here

>>16536380
Would she accept? She's all that is left of her family. Surely she would like her family name to be pass on to the next generation.

I have absolutely no idea

>>16571496
Can you shoot it constantly enough to get someone with 20 health bars down?

>>16571670
Immortality needs no generations, she's probably sterile at this point

>>16565790
Not who you're talk to, but they ARE my favorites!

"Dude, that's pretty gay."

"eh? no"

>>16574573
london

>>16571670
>Not cucking her.

>>16575938
Who are you quoting?

>>16575958
A man who wishes to pass the family name for another generation.

>>16575872
I didn't know you like boys.