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Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:00:00 2017 No.16560090 [DELETED]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:00:15 2017 No.16560092 File: 403 KB, 1150x1500, flanhang squad on a whole new level.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:00:46 2017 No.16560097 Ｆｌａｎ－ｃｈａｎ　ｓｕｇｏｉ！

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:05:01 2017 No.16560114 File: 130 KB, 600x600, flanleg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:05:13 2017 No.16560117 File: 144 KB, 1000x1000, CpQnWIvUMAAOicp.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:07:02 2017 No.16560125 File: 1.19 MB, 1000x1000, Okuurule.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is Okuu's thread now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:08:54 2017 No.16560134 File: 168 KB, 1000x1350, touhou flandre how to draw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to draw your own Flanfly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:09:30 2017 No.16560137 File: 913 KB, 765x2000, every night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:11:56 2017 No.16560153 >>16560114 ?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:12:56 2017 No.16560160 File: 130 KB, 600x600, flansmile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560153

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:14:56 2017 No.16560173 File: 704 KB, 854x480, レミリアェ….webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:16:31 2017 No.16560180 i want flan to execute me with a desert eagle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:19:04 2017 No.16560191 File: 66 KB, 680x771, 1342771383444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:28:34 2017 No.16560214 thanks you!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:38:06 2017 No.16560236 I want flan to drag me through the deepest circles of hell so she can imprison me in the frozen lake of the damned

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:41:35 2017 No.16560245 flan boobie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:41:39 2017 No.16560246 post the big head flanfly one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:45:31 2017 No.16560257 flan boobie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:47:20 2017 No.16560265 File: 380 KB, 673x900, flanhide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560246 Can you elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:48:38 2017 No.16560270 post the big head my very own flanfly one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:48:52 2017 No.16560272 Flan is in her 2AM. All's right with the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:53:27 2017 No.16560285 File: 73 KB, 731x544, flan head.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560270 My memory is failing me or I haven't seen that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 03:09:51 2017 No.16560356 File: 1.29 MB, 1668x2207, flandre has TWO donuts!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 03:20:02 2017 No.16560403 File: 131 KB, 1280x724, newmanfly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 03:39:26 2017 No.16560474 Oh my god I thought i missed it...thanks friend...now goodnight

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 03:54:36 2017 No.16560518 File: 932 KB, 1630x1165, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_toutenkou__74537ac2ea1c535afad83037e53b7104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will this child ever go to bed on time!?

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:01:59 2017 No.16560547
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You arrive at the library and Patchouli tells you "I'm going to be playing video games later with a guest... a type that I'm afraid casuals like you shouldn't be allowed to play. Now since I need some snacks, I think this is a perfect time for you to go buy stuff from the human village."
Patche gives you a long list of things to buy and sends you off. You come back, throw all of the stuff that Patche didn't personally request at a fairy maid and give Patche her snacks personally.
Patche looks at the clock impatiently.

[ ] Try to convince Patche to do exercise
[ ] Give Patche a nice warm hug
[ ] Ask Patche about the video game and claim that as one who was once a NEET no video game is beyond you
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:05:23 2017 No.16560559 >>16560547 [x] Ask Patche about the video game and claim that as one who was once a NEET no video game is beyond you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:07:50 2017 No.16560567 >>16560547 squeeze patche's fat rolls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:08:30 2017 No.16560570 File: 2.84 MB, 480x360, フラン大爆走！！.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:09:21 2017 No.16560573
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>>16560559
[X] Ask Patche about the video game and claim that as one who was once a NEET no video game is beyond you
"Damn" Patchouli says, "fine, just don't play as any character I want to play and... um... I'll only let you if you let me step on you like the scum you are."

[ ] Let Patche step on you
[ ] Give up on playing
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:15:10 2017 No.16560586 >>16560573 give Patchy a wheel of cheese

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:18:50 2017 No.16560596
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>>16560586
[X] give Patchy a wheel of cheese
You go to the fridge and pull out a conveniently placed wheel of cheese. Patche says "I will not be bribed by food."

[ ] Let Patche step on you
[ ] Give up on playing
[ ] Force Patche to eat the cheese
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:20:37 2017 No.16560605 >>16560596 [giving it a few minutes for someone else to have a chance to decide]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:25:14 2017 No.16560617 >>16560596 [X] Other Show Patchy the sex toys I bought for her in the human village

>>	None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:26:20 2017 No.16560623 >>16560617 but you didn't buy any

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:27:57 2017 No.16560626 >>16560596 >>16560617 [x] Other Give this guy a wheel of cheese and make Patchy watch

>>	None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:31:53 2017 No.16560638 >>16560626 He isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:33:16 2017 No.16560644 >>16560638 [x] Let Patchy step on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:41:03 2017 No.16560660 >>16560596 >>16560623 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyo9spmhAg

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:42:59 2017 No.16560665
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>>16560644
You get on the floor and Patche steps on you. She smiles as though she's experiencing sexual pleasure and takes a bite out of the wheel of cheese. Patche kicks you over, bends down and kisses you as if to show her dominance over you.
Patche says under her breath "I love having servants around" and tells you "My guest will be arriving soon. You better not disappoint me."

[ ] Give Patche a nice warm hug
[ ] Put your hand in Patche's hair
[ ] Grab Patche's tits
[ ] Just do nothing until her guest arrives
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:47:29 2017 No.16560675 >>16560665 >[x] Put your hand in Patche's hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:49:57 2017 No.16560683 >>16560665 [x] Show her the wheel of cheese again

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:50:34 2017 No.16560686 >>16560665 who am i and why am i here

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:51:37 2017 No.16560689 >>16560683 I think she ate it, dude. It's gone. Everything's gone. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:53:42 2017 No.16560696
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>>16560675
[X] Put your hand in Patche's hair
Patche blushes but it looks like she likes it. Alice barges through the door and says "COME ON, PATCHY! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU."
Patche calls Koakuma and the four of you go to Patche's personal TV. Koa pops a disk into a game console and before you can even react Patche and Alice have selected their characters.
...

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 04:55:50 2017 No.16560700
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"CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER"
Patche chooses Fox.
Alice chooses Marth.
Koa grabs a controller and chooses Falco.

[ ] Choose your character (remember that Patche doesn't want you to play as Fox)
[ ] Punch out Patche for playing as Fox
[ ] Tell Patche you don't want to play and leave
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:56:01 2017 No.16560701 >>16560696 >and before you can even react Patche and Alice have selected their characters. What are the character options? Is this like hilarious bootleg of street fighter with bootleg names like Ryeyou and Guyyul?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 04:58:43 2017 No.16560709 >>16560700 I pick Aoko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:01:27 2017 No.16560717 File: 485 KB, 683x575, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560696 >>16560700 >Tierfags AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:06:37 2017 No.16560730 >>16560700 Zelda sort of looks like Parsee I guess. Zelda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:07:19 2017 No.16560732 File: 168 KB, 850x850, __patchouli_knowledge_and_remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_batta_ijigen_debris__sample-3c28451d9fb53880751510f6f6081ab4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560700 Pichu

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 05:12:01 2017 No.16560741
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>>16560732
[X] Choose Pichu
Patche falls unconscious. With Patche knocked out cold you, Koa and Alice fight it out. Naturally you lose over and over until Alice gets bored and leaves.
Koa tries to wake Patche up but can't. She then flies away.

[ ] Kiss Patche
[ ] Slap Patche
[ ] Ignore Patche and go back to the basement
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:14:30 2017 No.16560750 >>16560741 [x] Other Carry an unconscious Patchy into the basement with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:16:28 2017 No.16560753 >>16560750 I second this.

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 05:20:56 2017 No.16560764
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>>16560750
[X] Carry an unconscious Patchy to the basement
You get back to the basement with Patche in your hands. You don't see Flan anywhere.

[ ] Kiss Patche
[ ] Slap Patche
[ ] Call out to Flan
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:28:27 2017 No.16560780 >>16560764 [x] Call out to Flan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:29:05 2017 No.16560782 >>16560764 im patchouli and i dont aprove of this message

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:29:12 2017 No.16560783 >>16560780 I second this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:30:58 2017 No.16560786 >>16560782 Unconscious librarians don't talk.

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 05:33:47 2017 No.16560792
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>>16560780
[X] Call out to Flan
Flan emerges from the darkness. She asks you, "Hey, what's Patch doing here."

[ ] Tell her Patche is dead
[ ] Drop Patche to the ground and tell Flan to forget about her
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:36:30 2017 No.16560799 >>16560700 Dr. MARIO seems like a pretty trustworthy guy. I'd go with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:37:45 2017 No.16560802 >>16560799 How the FRICK was I this late with my post?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:38:42 2017 No.16560803 >>16560792 Forget about this woman, Flan. She's dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:38:58 2017 No.16560804 >>16560792 [x] Other Inform Flan that Patchy ate her wheel of cheese that she's been saving for the right Flanfly thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:42:09 2017 No.16560809 >>16560792 I'm Flan-chan and I approve of this message.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:44:27 2017 No.16560813 >>16560809 I'm message and I approve of this Flan-chan.

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 05:45:23 2017 No.16560814
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>>16560804
[X] Inform Flan that Patchy ate her wheel of cheese that she's been saving for the right Flanfly thread.
Flan is a little confused but you two both proceed to walk deeper into the basement, all while leaving Patche behind.

[ ] Pat Flan's head
[ ] Hug Flan
[ ] Tell Flan that you want to marry her
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:47:00 2017 No.16560818 >>16560814 I think I want to marry Flan, guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 05:48:08 2017 No.16560822 >>16560814 Tug flan, but don't rip her skin.

>>	None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 05:53:57 2017 No.16560830 >>16560822 Did you mean "hug" or do you genuinely want to tug on Flan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:07:05 2017 No.16560857 >>16560830 Hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:11:30 2017 No.16560867 >>16560814 Hug flan and tell her I want to marry her

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:12:01 2017 No.16560868 >>16560125 Thank you, I always liked thisimage

>>	None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 06:12:47 2017 No.16560872 File: 546 KB, 824x939, f2820c250d3634d4f69edaadabab64b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560857 [X] Hug Flan Flan is very happy. [ ] Pat Flan's head [ ] Kiss Flan on the lips [ ] Tell Flan you want to marry her [ ] Other

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:17:49 2017 No.16560893 >>16560872 Marry the flan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:20:13 2017 No.16560900 >>16560872 Marry!!

None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 06:29:12 2017 No.16560917
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>>16560893
[X] Tell Flan you want to marry her
Flan's face becomes almost entirely red. She picks you up with her super-strength and flies all the way to Remi at high speeds. Before you can say anything, Flan tells Remi, "I WANT TO MARRY THIS CUTE GUY."
Remi glares at you and says "You... you aren't playing a prank, right? I won't go against my sister's wishes as long as I know that you are serious about this. I'll make you work less, but if you don't remain devoted to my sister until the end of your days I'll murder you in an instant. Man, I knew that something interesting was fated to happen if I sent you to the basement... I just didn't think it'd be something like this."

[ ] Accept Remi's condition
[ ] Say that you're just playing a prank on Flan
[ ] Tell Remi that you want to move out with Flan
[ ] Other

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:34:28 2017 No.16560930 >>16560917 It was just a prank, bro. Marriage is for squares. What we really wanted was a ménage à cinq with Flan, Remi, Meiling, and Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:34:49 2017 No.16560932 File: 616 KB, 1000x900, touhou flandre and patchouli hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:36:19 2017 No.16560936 >>16560930 you gotta be muslim to have polygamy you don't want that, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:41:27 2017 No.16560962 [x] Tell Remi that you want to move out with Flan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:43:56 2017 No.16560972 >>16560917 [Get smugged at]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 06:46:13 2017 No.16560980 >>16560936 gotta be atheist*

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None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 07:15:32 2017 No.16561075
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>>16560962
[X] Tell Remi that you want to move out with Flan
"Y...you... Flan, you better come visit me." Remi says, "And Anon... I want you to take care of my sister."
You and Flan leave the Scarlet Devil Mansion happily and begin a new life.

THE END

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:16:21 2017 No.16561081 File: 14 KB, 480x360, omedetou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16561075

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:17:57 2017 No.16561088 >>16561075 well

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:25:27 2017 No.16561101 File: 185 KB, 396x294, Smug Remy4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16560972

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:33:01 2017 No.16561122 >>16561081 I won?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:33:59 2017 No.16561123 File: 84 KB, 297x244, YukkuriFlan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16561075 YOU TOOK IT 2 EASY

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:35:50 2017 No.16561126 I dont get the part where patche faints

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:43:37 2017 No.16561160 >>16561126 Pichu is like the worst character in the game or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:44:27 2017 No.16561163 File: 999 KB, 3119x2415, touhou patchouli and koakuma sleep at desk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's ok, she gets better.

>>	None !2Nrx1DHYMA Mon Feb 13 07:48:04 2017 No.16561170 Now I can return to being an ordinary /jp/sie. >>16561163 This is canon. If I had even a bit of talent as a writer I would've known to include this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 09:08:21 2017 No.16561429 >>16561126 >>16561170 That becomes obvious if you just play the game(s).

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 10:44:16 2017 No.16561784 Meido is slacking!! She should also ban this tripcode user!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 10:47:57 2017 No.16561799 >>16561784 Rude! Also 100 post flanfly woo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 10:49:35 2017 No.16561809 >>16561784 If people get banned for properly using tripcodes what's the point of having them at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 10:51:51 2017 No.16561820 File: 75 KB, 500x500, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_tajima_yuuki__af4badd2b37bedfa614c3dca057f8b09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16561784 >Meido is slacking!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 10:54:43 2017 No.16561827 >>16561809 honeypot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 11:58:37 2017 No.16562135 File: 144 KB, 450x325, remiride.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when meido slacks even those that go to bed early can 2 AM

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