/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16522919
It's a dumb pedo meme. Just ignore it. Fairies are for cute.

>>16522919
Fairies are the perfect size and weight to fit snugly around my underwhelming penis.

>>16522927
But I want to know more

Once, a sage from /jp/ divined:
>Fairies are nature's onaholes
And so, it became.

>>16522945
Oh. I thought it was about that one doujin

>>16522941
I'll admit, that made me laugh

>>16522941
>Fairies are the perfect size and weight to fit snugly around my underwhelming penis.

>>16522927
She has a chestnut mouth!

>>16522995
That's uh, pretty lewd desu

>>16523005

Fairies are for tricking into sexual activities and molesting their cunnies until they squirm and tremble from their first orgasm, and answer all their questions about what just happened.

>>16523038
that reminds me. Why is clownpiece the lewdest thing since 1995?

-Fairies are shits in canon and their thoughtless pranks sometimes go too far
-They vary from a few inches to child size
-Even if they are killed they won't die
-If you catch one you can basically beat up, torture it, etc. and it's cool. The fairy will just come back to life and go about its business because they're dumb, with some exception.

>>16523064
I would capture one and raise it as my own. Of course, there would be lewd things I would teach her...

Has anybody done a kill count on how many fairies reimu murders every game?

>>16522995

>>16523125
Source?

>>16522919
Akyuu wrote that if when humans catch a fairy, they "vent their frustration" on them, or something like that.
The onahole thing was just the deviancy of the average /jp/sy being used as the interpretation key of that passage

>>16522919

Grimderpness since fairies are one of the few things that are weaker than humans in Gensokyo, which of course makes them easy to- abuse. It's the same deal as Yukkuri; if it can be bullied, the bullyfags will bully it hard.

>>16523080

Better hope your house aligns with that fairy's domain, since if it doesn't they'll probably try to destroy it.

>>16523117

Zero actually, due to spellcard rules and all. Reimu isn't that callous, even if it leads to the fairies taking advantage of it like the zombie fairies.

>>16523309
so what is better, tender, loving rape or beating them to a pulp?

>>16522927
>pedo
Why's it okay if a 25 year old human looks young, but not if a 25000 year old non human looks young?

>>16523419
My house is beneath the black stars beyond the Hyades. It is in a city of dust. It sits upon the lake of Hali, and I would tentacle-lewd CP as we watch the twin suns above sink into its cloud-waves.

>>16523309
I want a fairy to vent it's frustration on me.

>a fairy venting its frustration on a human.
I'd imagine it'd go like this. Fairy on the left.

What do fairies even get frustrated about?

>>16523045
Your statement makes me ask: what was so lewd in 1995?

>>16522919
Fairies are about the size of a human penis and extremely erotic. What else is the size of a dick and used for lewd things?
>>16522927
Joke's on you, I prefer my onahole fairies busty.

>>16524408
>What else is the size of a dick and used for lewd things?
Busou Shinkis?

>>16523117
me on the right

>>16524549
Why are you such an unpopular fairy despite appearing as much as Cirno and having an actual name unlike Daiyousei?

>>16523426
Tender, loving beatings then raping them to a pulp.

>>16522919
Fairies are small and ever virgin and can be easily exploited. They heal from all damage, are curious, and forgetful, so you can probably use them as onaholes very easily multiple times.

>>16524276
>What do fairies even get frustrated about?
usually something inane and stupid, since they're basically mentally dumb children

I want to make Luna-chan a mommy!

>>16525780
But your child will inherit her deformity and lower-than-fairy-average intelligence!

>>16526201
>>16525780
>deformity
You mean her freakishly long arms?

God I just wanna pump a fairy so bad

>me in Gensokyo

>>16532529
Dude, charge your battery

>>16532529
GSKYO-12.8

>>16532593
What's that supposed to mean?

stop wanting to have sex with things

>>16532713
I'm gonna have sex with your post. It's got a real pretty mouth.

>>16532529
>>16532593
I want to have sex with the fairies. Is that normal?

>>16532689
GAV code

anyone test this?

http://www.melonbooks.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=IT0000150467

I want to impregnate a fairy

>>16532749
Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

>>16533487
what people?, a fairy lover?
Yes!, I love fairies!

>>16532749
>GAV
Galvanized Alloy Vitrification?

>>16534825
One of them types >>16511885

>>16522919
There's an actual commercial product called オナホ妖精, so naturally, Japan went along with applying the concept to fairies from their favorite media franchises. (And that usually means Touhou.)

People from the onahole general will be able to tell you more if they ever leave their general.

>>16535480
Did that really come first? I know they made a version based on the concept of onahole fairies but I don't really follow sex toy news.

Calling gensokyo fairies onaholes has nothing to do with that though and is just because of what >>16523309 wrote. As far as I know >>16522949 is the only time gensokyo fairies have actually been literal ohnahole fairies.

>/jp/ when tries to rape them

>>16540374
I'm more than okay with this.

Bumping with fairy tummy smelling like the sun.

>>16544424
goddamnit

I want a fairy sidekick

>>16555986
I want a fairy wife!

Nameless fairies are also cute

>>16561336
What's with that lewd face?

>>16562337
It's supposed to be a どや顔 apparently. The blushes do kind make it look lewd instead.

>>16584226
Cute Fairies, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR5MYMFwdLY

>>16584226
Clownpiece has been taking lessons from Laharl.

>>16572782
s-source?

>>16585011
Ask without stuttering or use iqdb. Or read the name right there on the image.

>>16585169
Is that it? I thought it was a full doujin

>tfw no scans

Anyone have a full version of this, if there is one? Or at least know the various words you can use in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4NOS59rxU

There's a link to it/the website in the video. 4chan thinks the link is spam.

>>16587240
Only 3 images, right when it started to get good.

>>16585235
It looks like a prerelease. I don't know if it's out yet waiting to be scanned or what.

>>16561336
what is the sauce on this lewd noname fairy? is there a doujin?

>>16525780
She'll be the alpha.

This artist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56849455

>>16606180
>what is the sauce on this lewd noname fairy?
https://saucenao.com/

>is there a doujin?
No. Also that's supposed to be a smug face apparently.

>>16606241
South Park is terrible, and the parodies are even worse

>>16606229
Penis examination with Luna-chan!
Piku piku on her face!
throbbing cocks pulsating in her little hands!

>>16531957
Looks like if she stood up her hands would be between her pelvis and knees, that sounds right to me.

>>16608184
Where did my image go Hiroyuki??? Are you trying to get me to fill out more recaptchas? Because it's working.

>>16531957
He means her cleft lip

>>16617818
Chestnut mouth isn't a deformity!

>>16622610
It isn't cute either

Reminder to properly spray your crops for pests.

>>16640457
I'd spray their bodies with cum!

>>16649540
That would just attract more fairies

>>16524408
Oppai loli is still loli.

>>16654684
loli is a bodytype
oppai loli are just midgets.

It is almost time.

>>16664418
FUCK SPRING

FALL > WINTER >>>> SPRING >>>>>>>>>> SUMMER

>>16670308
I want to fuck spring

>>16685643
I want to inseminate all the fairies

>>16686676
Would the fairies be born from pregnancy or spawn from the nature of your semen?

How a lady-like fairy would look like?

>>16522944
Basically you get a fairy and fuck it. Since fairies can regenerate there will be no problem if something goes wrong.

Fairies are a miracle of the universe.

>>16697213
Why do they know you're looking at them but are letting you look?

>>16697213
That Star looking through Cirno's wings.

>>16699487
Why does Star wear such adult panties?

>>16703664
Because she's an adult fairy Star.

>>16522927
>>16523679
Ara ara~

>>16522927
>>16718085
That one place on the map.

>>16718085
Remember

>>16715000
I want to see Dai-chan's vagina.

>>16718108
Canada and somewhere in usa used to be 14. I wonder why they changed. I don't understand why the 16 year old states can't bully the 18 year old ones down either.

>>16718445
You sure? Fairies are nature beings, so it's probably very natural.

>>16718687
I'm very sure.

A fairy's tiny bush! Literal fields of grass! And within, a pretty flower from which pours forth sweet nectar!

>>16724419
Shut up! There are no bushes or grass!

>>16724419
Slimy, wet, bald fairy cunny.

When did the fairies comic come out? They appear in this image and it's from like 2008.

>>16733736
The first one (EaLND) started in 2005.

>>16735269
what took them so long to get popular? Did they start getting hyped up before the game came out or was it something building slower?

what the fuck

>>16735442
The first run wasn't drawn by Hirasaka Makoto, so no chubby fairies, and no chubby fairies means no popularity

>>16735518
It's not morbid because fairies cannot die and stay dead. If you capture them, you can vent your frustrations on them until their tummies burst and they'll be fine the next day.

>>16718410
And a remind that every prefecture bumps that up, usually to 16 for women and 18 for men.

>>16735709
>16 for women and 18 for men.
Are Christmas cakes swindling young boys such a big societal issue that men need an higher age of consent?s

>>16735578
Maybe anon meant how talking about humans suffering is just a joke for them

>>16735731
Japan recognizes /ss/ is shit, and that's why they are such a developed society.

>>16736931
It is not /ss/ that is shit, but "MILFs". Lolishota is the purest and most wonderful thing,.

>>16737017
/ss/ is shit.

Lolishota can burn in hell too.

>>16737017
Only if the loli is the dominant one.

I guess I might aswell ask here.
Are the eternal onahole threads kill? I've been kind of out of the loop regarding them so I have no idea if they are still popping.

>>16737552
They are still alive, last one was there >>16686174

>>16737552
>I guess I might aswell ask here.
Why? What do fairies have to do with onaholes?

>>16718108

I find it interesting that the age of consent in NH is 16, and yet the statutory age when all exceptions are taken into assent is 13. So I guess if all parties are A-OK with it, and the court agrees (in cases where there's no good reason to block it), you can marry a 13 year old.

Weird stuff. But anyway, fairies are far better regardless.

>>16739025
Fairies are onaholes.

>>16735578
Don't burst their tummies.