/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Aaand I forgot the subject. God damn it.

>>16533968
Shamefur dispray!

Waking up with a Kiki must be way nicer than doing so with a dumb alarm.

This secret, hidden thread is to be our love nest!

>>16533968
You fucked it up! The only MG you deserve is a mouse!

>>16533983
No! She goes with the farm boy for superbabies!

>>16533984
I wouldn't mind breeding a mouse. They are really easy to breed after all.

Maids are olev. Especially Shoggoths.

>>16533978
>ywn wake up to "Masstah" in a soft tone

>>16533991
You need to live with the mouse for life too you know.

>>16534004
I wouldn't mind, I'd love to cuddle her while our daughterus running around playing.
I could even dick daughterus once they grow up.

>>16534002
It would be haven to wake up with her soft hand poking my face and those feathers tickling me.

Kikis are something else.

>>16534015
Maids are too pure for this world

>>16534002
>having a weeb maid
Nothing but MUI VSEM CENKLAT ZA VSGEDA RADU for me.

>>16534023
But that's not a soft tone to wake up to, anon.

>>16534026
MUSGHIKINI NESTRELAYTE

>>16533988
Farmboy gets no one because he's a shit character and only good for his stats.

You know what would be great? Bottled up creativity, freshly obtained form organic Art Fairies.

>>16534039
Agreed. Like, every kid he can have winds up a super-kid. This doesn't mean he should get all the waifus.

At any rate, Avatar-bred Noire is the best.

>>16534023
I wouldn't mind that.
Chances are she'd be pudgy and squishy.
Not that I wouldn't mind a surprise muscle maid.

>>16534040
How might we obtain this bottled creativity? Tiny orgasm machines that they can be strapped into? Shaking devices to harvest the wing scales? Boiling them in a chemical slurry?

>>16533968
>WORRY

>>16534040
Anon, 90% it's just more skill you need.
I'm sure you have great ideas you're too much of a scrub to properly implement. And if this isn't the case then I have plenty of spare ideas.
Since there isn't such a thing as a Skill Fairy with a magic git gud wand, you'll have to do it with hard work and dedication.

Doesn't anyone wish They were the monster girl

I mean them being waifus are fine but....

>>16534068
Anyone who thinks that here has been chased out or lurks in secret.

>>16534068
All the time, but even if KC wrote in some cool ideas like being able to groom the perfect spouse and then swap bodies with her, this thread only has either autistic rejection of kinks they don't enjoy, or the Alp meme.
So enjoy being an Alp I guess.

>>16534068
It is not a subject to be discussed here.

You should know this.

>>16534071
What the fuck is an Alp?

>>16534076
Read the guide.

Fat bottomed spiders.

>>16534081
Which bottom?

>>16534081
On loli spiders, regular spiders, or dire arachnes?

>>16534085
Yes

>>16534086
All spiders.

>>16534090
A spider harem?

>>16534081
Spiders and not for anal or fucking from behind.

>>16534071
Don't like it you're free to leave

>>16534095
no u

>>16534094
Spiders are for anal and fucking from behind.

>>16534068
Doesn't belong here.

>>16534081
How fat we talking?

>>16534107
You mean like spinneret sex?

>>16534068
I'd like to body swap with a monster girl just for a day so we could experience what having a different body feels like.

I don't even mean in a sexual way, I've just always been curious what having tentacles, extra limbs or a snake tail would feel like. I'd want to go back to my normal body once my curiosity had been satisfied though.

>>16534114
Enough to make a wight girl jealous.

Should castles even exist in an MG setting? I mean, realistically, when you've MGs and human mages with magic as devastating as canons and some monsters with such devastating physical strength "just make thicker walls" would never have been a viable defensive mechanism.

And that's not even beginning to mention airborne threats. MGE may not even be recognizable from an architectural standpoint.

What's the chiefest of defensive structures a human can adopt that isn't easily unraveled by MGs?

>>16534052
I suppose you'd spank them so the dandruff fell off of them like Peter Pan did with Tinkerbell.

>>16534121
It's just for aesthetics. Makes your kingdom look cool.

>>16534076
You're not from around here, are you?

>>16534120
Is that even possible? Because that's a lot of phat ass.

>>16534117
I mean like anal, but that's good too.
>>16534132
UHHH, WE NEED TO GO THICCER

>>16534127
Ehh, I appreciate the (you), but I'd rather some thoughtful discussion.

>>16534068
>>16534071
>waaaaah, why people don't like my tranny fantasies
You can have /lgbt/ for that

>>16534136
Wouldn't a spider girl's anus be on her spider abdomen? Else she'd just shit all over her spider part.

>>16534144
This one doesn't have that problem.

>>16534126
How lewd. Would a man really be able to do that all day? What about wrist strain and sudden bursts of inspiration?

>>16534121
Monster Girls are major hedonists and culture snobs. They'd love Castles and shit for the aesthetics. The whole science and how it works is nice to learn about, but they'd never use it. Just look and talk about it.

I imagine most Monster Girl forts and boats are built with aesthetics in mind. I wouldn't be surprised if some are only in the Monster Girl military for the fashion.

>>16534148
That's also kind of a lame design that doesn't integrate the human and monster parts well at all.

>>16534121
A living barrier of heroes.
J/K heroes are actually convertible rape bait.
You don't fight corrupting magic radiation.
Except...maybe with ultra-prudish lead sheets?

>>16534153
>What about wrist strain
You don't need THAT much of it.

>>16534155
She has a full human body and the spider bits don't get in the way of it, that makes her infinitely better than dumb spider taurs.
Monster girls without fully normal humanoid bodies are shit.

>>16534161
>what is sharkpussy

>>16534160
Anon, we're starting a business here where we spank fairy butt for magic powder that induces inspiration and other mild side effects. We need to know this for insurance purposes.

>>16534165
We could build some kind of spanking machine powered by pedals that the Fairy has to pedal herself!

>>16534164
No legs

garbage

>>16534171
I don't know, what's the cheapest estimate from gremlin inventors for making such a contraption?

>>16534154
Monstergirls wouldn't built shit desu, with the exception of those with extrorinary work ethic like the undead. I'm more talking from a standpoint of what humans would adopt to avoid monsters.

>>16534157
How about this, considering there are 3 types of monster that are relevant, underground, landborne and airborne. Walls are great against one third of these, but if your parapets include some form of stone roof, any soldiers manning defensive positions on the walls have some form of cover to dive under when a dragon attacks that's protection against 2/3ds of what your average guardsman wold be expected to defend his city from.

>>16534176
It can't be too expensive since it's basically medieval technology.

>>16534161
It's a shit design and people have called it awful every time you've posted it, would have thought you would realize that people don't like her by now.

>>16534178
Alright, then how much do we pay the fairies to spank themselves all day, daily? Do they even take money?

>>16534180
I assume they would do it for the art.

>>16534179
Yeah well that's a different person so who's laughing now.

>>16534157
Heroes in MGE are a pretty funny group.

>>16534181
We'll need to get some really good art for them then. But that's expensive. Maybe this business venture of mechanically spanking fairy ass for inspiration dust was doomed from the start? Or can we set up some kind of symbiotic relationship with artists somehow? But how would we generate profit from that?

>>16534144
>implying Mgs poop

>>16534179
I like her more than the other girls in that manga, but that design is pretty meh.

Reposting cute recent wife pic!

>>16534188
We play matchmaker.

>>16534190
With mamomo mana, nobody poops. Imagine it, a world without shit or piss.

>>16534196
Truly the DL is the god we need.

>>16534196
You'd have to eat far less because your body would be perfectly efficient as breaking down literally every single bit of what you eat into pure chemical fuel

>>16534195
This doesn't seem like a business venture that involves the need to spank fairy ass.

>>16534203
You're just offering problems, think outside the problem box, will you?

>>16534206
Maybe I just need to spank a fairy to get some inspiration.

>>16534196
We don't even need to take baths anymore!

Big, busty, blonde vampires

>>16534209
But wouldn't sweat still exist? And dirt?

>>16534214
Sweat would be like a non sticky refreshing water that only came out if ypu wanted it to. Dirt would work the same way.

I heard you people like oni

>>16534229
She looks like she was chained up somewhere. Are you sure she's not a bad girl?

>With a sigh, Yuki opened her Manly Men's Dicks poser.
>Sure enough her efforts were gathering good numbers of views from desolate monsters, but it just felt so hollow. Devoid of love and spirit.
>No matter how detailed the models or charming the animations they would never be real. Just constructs of pixels and misplaced hope to be shlicked to before crying oneself to sleep.
>It wasn't as if she could help it, of course. The market for marriage was growing desperately thin as the gender imbalance widened. If you weren't Stacy Thundercunt or born some lucky rare breed like Anubis or Hellhound then you were fucked. Or rather, weren't.
>Which didn't help your odds of getting ahead in the future at all, of course. Yuki threw a despondent smirk at her monitor and played with the fraying ends of her poorly kept hair. As the runt in a large family of fifth-generation Youko immigrants she didn't have the strongest bargaining position.
>She got by on energy supplements and the occasional can of farmed jizz, the consolatory succor enjoyed by failures at life. Everything in her manners and physique screamed "unloved loser", but she had given up on playing that game some time ago.
>Now she worked a boring administration job by night and stayed up until the wee hours of the afternoon manipulating spaghetti-haired simulacrums of fantastic human boys for her own gratification and small commissions.
>Today she wasn't just making another bishie dance video or clickbait thrusting porn, though. A friend had sent her some new code libraries and a discount at Amazoness.com, to try the hot new craze.
>Virtual reality.

>>16534242
>not using .cum addresses
One job.

>>16534242
I wish I could escape from this worthless reality too.

>>16534233
She's just dressed in the tradition oni fashion, she isn't any better or worse than any other average oni

>>16534277
Seems like silly fashion, but at least she doesn't have clothespins in her throat.

>>16534242
But I'm sure the mayor will do something about all the NEETs without a man so they get out of the house.

>>16534242
I wonder how many monster girls would seclude themselves and give up on life if they had access to virtual reality husbands

>>16534285
In all honesty that sounds terrible. I'd rather die than get mothered over by the state/city that way. Poor girls.

>>16534292
It's to grow the city. They have to turn around the bad repetition of the city so more humans move in and keep the birth rates up.

>>16534292
Not even the dead can know peace.

>>16534306
Sim City with Monster Girls?
>>16534308
There is peace within the Blue Flames.

>>16534292
>>16534306
Would be joining a harem be mandatory for those girls?
Like: Men who are up for getting matched together by the state can sign up for it. And you can also say if you are alright with a harem.
for that man that could be cool but a bit heartbreaking for the girl.

>>16534342
She'll get used to it.

>>16534342
I'd probably sign up for a marriage service like that.

Who knows, I may be pleasantly surprised

>>16534354
I mean yes. Ass with all MGE harems, she'll love him and he'll love her and all the wives get along (at least somewhat). But still, getting a letter from the state that they will put you in a harem must be heartbreaking.

>>16534342
Depending on her species and status, she could get a homestay with a man outside of the city.

>>16534342
I wish I got an arranged marriage to some introverted beast.

>>16534363
Go for it. Sign up and for a harm of a size between 2 and 6. Let's see what you'll get.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

>>16534391
Can't spell harem without harm.

>>16534396
Posting this late might not be such a good idea after all.

>>16534391
Bigamy it is.
Weresheep and Large Mouse
While not the most exciting, that seems utterly fitting to the scenario.
Between those two monsters I rolled Demon Lord, Dragonia, Demon Lord, Demon Lord, "Books"

>>16534391
>Werecat
Nice, wonder what breed

>Jorou-Gumo
An odd neet, does she begin rampant shitposting after dark?

>March Hare
Lewd and fluffy, I'd like that

>Kiki
The cleanest NEET, hope she has dork glasses and freckles


All in all, I'm happy with this harem

>>16534368
Yeah, it would be pretty heart breaking, especially if she was the romantic type who dreamed of her perfect relationship with her loving husband. I doubt five or so of his other lovers ever factored into her fantasies. When she touched herself at night I doubt she was imagining her husband fucking another woman infront of her.

>>16534411
>When she touched herself at night I doubt she was imagining her husband fucking another woman infront of her.
He would probably give her some alone sex form time to time. But she would end up loving doing it in a group as well.

>>16534391
>Jabberwock
I like them, lewd and big.

>Honey bee
Fitting, all things considered.

>Ushi-oni
Oh boy, I'm going to spend most of the time having sex aren't I?

>Dark slime
I love slimes and purple is a good slime color.

>>16534431
Outside of altruism, what's the incentive to try and fall in love with his other wives?

>>16534411
Not to mention that the competition becomes rough when it's comes to being the harem alpha. If there's a dragon or a lilum, she might has well kiss that position goodbye.

>>16534443
I think when men join a MG harem, most of their time becomes occupied with sex, then it's taking care of the children.

>>16534455
I feel like dragons really die inside if they become part of a harem. Imagine having to share your most precious treasure.

>>16534463
How desperate has society become when a Dragon has to share?

>>16534443
>I like them, lewd and big.
>big
No girl likes being called big you know, even if it's true.

>>16534391
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Jorou-Gumo
>Flow Kelp
>Honey Bee
>Shoggoth
>Nereid

...I got nothing.

>>16534467
>a Dragon has to share?
These words never belong together spoken in a single sentence. delet this

>>16534411
I'm sure some would enjoy it.

>>16534391
>Alarune
>Titania
>Honey Bee
>Dorome
>Thunderbird
>Alice

Actually a pretty nice harem. Alarune, Honey Bee and Dorome would all get along nicely and Titania could act as a nice onee-san for Alice and play with her.

Thunderbird is sort of the odd one out, chances are she would chill in her room listening to rock music or something.

>>16534463
Then again has the harem alpha, she would have the most amount of time with the husbando.

>>16534477
There are cucks everywhere I suppose

>>16534443
>>16534474
>>16534481
Bees represent.
You can't honestly say any of you would select them without the harem program.

>>16534391
>Khepri and giant ant
Then I just stopped rolling since I now have an empire

>>16534482
She still has to share. Harem alpha is really fucking stupid.

>>16534469
Big girls are best girl

>>16534485
I wouldn't normally pick one no, they fit really well into a lot of harem situations though so I'm glad I rolled her.

>>16534391
>Druella first roll
I don't think I get to roll again. But for those curious the next five would be Giant Ant, White Horn, Yuki-Onna, Lava golem, and Mimic.

>>16534501
Still, they might be self conscious about it. Imagine all the Dragons, Wocks, Trolls, Ogres, and such who act tough but in reality are slightly self conscious about their big stature.

>>16534485
>Honey bee hopeful that she will get a loving husband all by herself as she grows up
>As she grows up she soon realizes that almost all honey bees end up with in harem
>She still tries but her hope starts to vain
>You can see her heart shatter as she get's a letter from the state
>She ends up with a nice man. There are 2 other girls.
>One a Gazer NEET and the other a Red slime
>Her husband gives her some time with just the two of them.

>>16534525
Cute!
Big is best no matter how they are big!

I need a flayer to remove the last 10 minutes of my life

Slim succubutts or stacked succubutts?

>animemoose updates never

Best monsters to have angry sex with?

>>16534569
Let yourself sink in the flayer's lap as her tentacles play with your ear.

>>16534579
Hinezumi.

>>16534571
Tubby

This is your manticore for today

>>16534591
Not thick enough.
Time to get her to put on some muscle, some pudge, or both

>>16534591
She looks really cute. Would nuzzle her face.

>>16534579
Hellhound.
>angrily forcing her down and fucking her from behind while saying it suits a bitch like her
>she gets her revenge after by mounting you and calling you a weakling who is all bark and no bite
>when the two of you are finally exhausted you fall asleep in each others arms
>upon waking up you're both disgusted that you could let yourself fall into such an intimate position with each other
Couples who are tsundere for each other are amusing.

>>16534579
Dormice.

>>16534605
>It's not like I wanted to make breakfast in bed for you! You just didn't wake up on time!
>"These pancakes sure taste great, if only someone cute had cooked them!"
Like that?

>>16534617
Not him, but they sound like an old couple.
I-is this the true face of love?

>>16534624
A form of it, I think.

Can elves be tomboys?

>>16534591
.less draws such great paws and mofu. I Want that mofucore.

>>16534653

Do Automatons dream of electric sheep?

>>16534605
I'd prefer to become a Hellhound bitch boy. Like doming the dom just doesn't appeal to me.

>>16534653
Yes. In fact they're built for it.

>>16534653
Elven delinquents who can't help but get lost in nature.
>Come across the local school yankee alone in the park, zoning out as the wind blows her hair, and thumbing some random chords on a lute
>Listen to her for a whole half hour before she even notices your presence
>gets all flustered and threatens to break the lute over your head

>>16534696
People misunderstand hellhounds, they're turbo switches with a preference for being the dom and have a lot of stamina.

One would probably happily wear a leash and bark like a dog for you during sex, they don't really have any pride as long as they get what they want. She would just go hardcore dom after when she outlasts you due to her monstrous stamina.

>>16534696
Made for domming and mounting, the profile claiming they can't be subs only makes my penis harder

>>16534653
I wanna fuck a gyaru school girl monster girl.

Little dark to draw right now, but at least it's warmer now thanks to rain and the paper is dry. You fine with MGK?
You're Jimmy, and you gotta urge to express your love for zebra cakes and moon pies at all opportunities.

Do you burn rubber on Anubis' new tricycle and show her how to ride one?
Do you help Pharaoh with opening up a peace conference with Wurm and Sandworm over the rights to the sand box?
Do you bring Albino Lamia to the Dragon Bakery and try to put a smile on her ghastly face with some cake or brownies with ice cream on top?
Do you go with Ushi Oni to watch Princess Mononoke in the theaters?
Do you ask 6th grade Whitehorn if you can brush her fur?
Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Do you have dinner at the new Mershark's place and say hello to her mother as she'll be the new school nurse after the Weresheep was fired?
Do you laze around under the sun on a inflatable chair in Ryu's pool with said water dragon?
Do you play with your Uncle's gun and sword collection with your Dhampir cousin while you still have breathing room due to your Vampire aunt being tied up at her job?
Do you scratch Kiki's ears and see if they'll stand up straight?
Or do you just watch the news and see a familiar ex nurse get arrested for trying to escape into Canada with 7 kidnapped boys?

>>16534681
Augmented sheep.
With augmented wool.

>>16534579
Yo mum.
PS. personal experience

>>16534745
>Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Sounds fun. Can I play too?

>>16534655
They're just too small for me.

>>16534750
Aren't they 1 on 1?
Won't one be left out?

>>16534717
It's just being sub is more of my thing.

>>16534758
Then yeah, a Hellhound would happily go along with that.

They're perfect for both subs and switches.

Beware the Dark Elves lads, you never know when one might strike.

>>16534745
I hate MGK

Because it's so hard to pick. I just want to do them all!. I guess I'll go with the Anubis. Although I hope she knows what she's doing. That can be very dangerous.

I want to molest a dullahan body while her head watches helplessly!

>>16534745
>No lich option

What mating approach is the most effective and which is your favorite?

Rape (Hellhound, Ushi-Oni, etc...)
Seduction (Succubus, Satyros etc...)
Temptation (Alice, Wendigo, etc...)

>>16534782
A tricycle? Dangerous?

>>16534779
I mean, if she wanted to slip enraging shrooms into my food and let me ride her. I wouldn't be able to fight the shrooms

>>16534794
Yes. Because she might get burnt realising how much faster I can go than her.

>>16534792
Seduction. A few words and touches will turn me into jelly faster than anything else. Rape is a bit meh, and I'm too string willed to be tempted.

>>16534789
Lich is busy at a bake sale.
Spell components and bribes for morgue employees to look the other way don't pay for themselves.

>>16534802
Then I sit in the corner and think about how much I'd rather be dead

>>16534798
She'll get over it. She's a big girl even if she's still embarrassed by her mother's nicknames for her.

>>16534792
Rape. You can't beat it and there's no resisting it.

I'm a slut for being overpowered.

>>16534804
That'd just make that Wisp gang come after you.
Why not go and support Lich and Elf-Wight instead of siding with Wisps?

>>16534807
Would I get away with calling her one of her cute nicknames?

>>16534781
Jokes on her, I'd get her to fall into a life of decadence and debauchery

>>16534745
I'm going to buy Albino Lamia a Berliner! And then I'll have one myself!

>>16534745
Well, albino lamia is meh and and water dragon is okay, but goddamn I can't resist some kiki ears.

>>16534811
A wisp is fine too. Growing up with a neet wisp nee-chan would have been heaven.

>>16534815
No.
You won't get away with calling her lego princess, sugar plum gumdrop, little pumpkin pie, etc even if you outrun her on her tricycle. She'll still be mad come next school day.

On the internet, nobody knows you are a manticore

>>16534071
>autistic
If using buzzwords makes you feel better.

>>16534817
Just know she's alergis to most fillings except orange based ones.

>>16534818
Do you think scratching them and making them stand up turns them kuu until they're floppy again?

>>16534741
They always win. Made for femdom if anything.

>>16534821
What she going to do if I call her one of those names?

>go to the university
>should be a lecture
>half-an-hour later we're starting to get the feeling it might be cancelled
>check the university e-mail
>no notification
>check the course's web platform
>no notification
>someone who came to the course from another town's university says her e-mail got notification it was cancelled because the professor was sick
>but the people from the place the course was being held at didn't get a message
Well that sure was a waste of time! Surely this would not happen with Hakutakus?

>>16534834
>allergic to raspberry
It's time to put her down.

>>16534834
Even if they do, I can always counter by leaving one of them floopy and focusing on the other one. By the time I switch, the stiff one will go back to normal.

This is what they call advanced master techniques.

>>16534792
I like Seduction and Rape. In a modern society, Seduction would be the most efficient.

>>16534824
>">Tfw no man to forcefully milk until he cries"

It's pretty easy to spot a Manticore on the internet.

>>16534792
I am quite fond of the idea of being randomly challenged to a duel as a means of a mating ritual.
The winner gets to be on top.

Seduction is top tier though.

>>16534840
Chase after you and hit you.

>>16534841
No. Even for sex. She'll lecture while being fucked by her husband.

>>16534855
>ywn be bopped on the head by a flustered Anubis

>>16534846
It just makes her itchy, unlike peanut butter or cream which suffocates her.

>>16534855
>roughing up

Ha! Jokes on her. That's my fetish.

>>16534841
It would be kinda funny and arousing to see a Hakutakus giving lectures while having sex.

>>16534848
But what will you do about the tail?

>>16534864
>she'll never make it up to you by asking to go with her on prom night

>>16534865
>makes her itchy
This isn't an excuse to get me to share my aromatic salts with her, is it? It's done wonders for my eczema, I'm sure it will help her scales too.

>>16534878
No, but it'd be courteous of you to share with her and eat raspberry and blueberry flavored snacks together.

>>16534849
>seduction is the most efficient
>20 minutes of getting hit on
>compared to a minute of being picked up and carried to a dark alley way were you will become some strong MGs husband

>>16534853
>tfw no Salamander to wrestle me to the floor and sit on my face

>>16534871
You see, then I would stroke her left ear with my left hand, whisper and blow softly her right ear and play with her tail with my right hand. That should be enough to keep her distracted.

>>16534883
I'm going to tell our mum to make blueberry pie for my birthday.
None of you are invited by the way

>>16534884
Not in a city with rape laws.

>When your monster girl wife smiles

>>16534892
A girl worth fighting for~

>>16534889
>MGC
>rape laws

I'm dying of laughter

>>16534888
Your mom's an alcoholic bottle fairy that can't cook to save her life.

>>16533968
>you will never lose your virginity to a thicc Shoggoth

>>16534885
That tail's still going to go HnK on you with its rapid thumping.

>>16534902
What'd you about our mum?

>>16534892
Remember anons. Your waifu's smile is a smile that needs to be protected.

>>16534892
She looks familiar.

>>16534904
The thing is about Shoggoths. Is that you'll lose your virginity without even knowing it.

>>16534391
>Shoggoth
>Centaur
>Imp
>Imp
>Imp
>Dark Mage

Shoggoth is the only good one. Is it too late to say I only want the first one?

>>16534901
Think of it this way. Would you live in a city where you could get kidnapped and raped at any time?

>>16534909
She's a drunk. It's why our Alp sister/former bro is a drunk.
Dad can't cook either and so you live off snacks and free food from Dragons bakery when not eating frozen foods.

>>16534918
It's never too late for shoggoth.

>>16534921
Unless she's "late".

Cats have pretty rough sex, anon. Remember to bite down on her neck before initiating penetration, it's for your own safety.

>>16534919
Well. I have a waifu, so maybe it's not such a good idea. But I love rape.

>>16534928
>That Rothchild face

>>16534917
By way of a horny Shoggoth riding her boy in his sleep? Then again, the kid would have to be a very heavy sleeper in order to not notice the lights that'd be glowing on his Shogs body.

>>16534920
Wait a minute, how'd you know who I am? Crazy stalker!

>>16534908
Guess what? I'm going to sync my stroking with her tail thumping and increase my breathing. She can't beat me.

>>16534928
>bite her neck
>not letting her bite yours

>>16534928
>barely any hips or ass
>that manface
Who OK'd this?

>>16534939
Don't judge Kiki. Life was hard in the motherland.

>>16534941
We don't talk about that cheshire here.

>>16534928
Can someone give me the quick rundown on this guy?

>>16534943
I like that ass.
>>16534945
In old country, dirt walk on two legs. New country better.

>>16534937
She'll just connect herself to the bed so it won't look so suspicious.

>>16534940
No but her neatfreak mother can upon seeing your filthy hands touch her daughter.
Both of you will get such a hosing and alcohol bath.

>>16534947
This made me laugh more than it should.

>>16534953
If my hands are filthy than it's her job to clean it with her tongue. I hope she doesn't mind sucking my fingers while I keep staring at her with a smile on my face.

>>16534391
>Demon Lord
Either I don't need a roll, or I get one automatically.

>>16534792
All three have their perks. Personally, I feel Seduction is the most effective in general, while Temptation is most effective on myself.

>>16534957
Shit sense of humor is common.

>>16534959
Last thing you want is her father seeing his daughter sucking a boy's fingers.
He might want grandkids, but he wants to meet boy first and know he's good man like men from old country. Not a sick fuck.

>>16534965
Rude.

>>16534945
But Kikis grow up as maids?

>>16534977
There are no masters in Soviet Russia, all are equal. Some more equal than others, and some have to share their equality with others in self-improvement camp.

>>16534901
I guess the law saying condoms are absolutely haram counts

>>16534977
But she's not an improper one.
She's being raised to be elegant and graceful like a crane dancing atop a pool of reflective water.

>>16534892
I want to forever protect a Dorome's smile

>>16534992
Then be happy.

>>16534968
I'm not sick, just a bit lusty and lewd. But that Kiki would surely be able to clean my head of dirty thoughts.

Deep and dark and terrible is the belly of the beast that we call the sea.

>>16535010
Would wearing a heavy diving suit like that protect you from Mersharks?

>>16535010
>She didn't force him to stay
I don't believe it

>>16534983
I hate this meme.

>>16535019
She can bite through ship hulls just to get you so I doubt it.

>>16535010
Terror from the Deep Flashbacks man.

There ain't no such thing as Lobsterwomen...
There ain't no such thing as Lobsterwomen...

>>16535028
>meme
Anon, the gulags were real.

>>16535033
Hey anon wanna go explore a trawler?

>>16534947
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance.

>>16535007
Behave yourself then.
If you want her dadcs approval you must show your inner character, squat together, and drink 190 proof vodka together to show your stuff.

>>16535031
I'm going to wear it anyway. I'll just sit underwater with a sign saying "Looking for a Mershark wife"

>>16535057
The face is just too close of a resemblance.

Would great white mersharks be tubby?

>>16535076
I want to help a Hammerhead Shark Girl try on glasses!

>>16535080
Would she have wide set eyes?

>>16535076
>>16535080
>tubby great white Mershark
>nerdy thick glasses hammerhead shark

The predators of the sea are actually a bunch of geeks!

>>16535059
Easy enough. That kiki will be cleaning my dirty thoughts in no time.

>>16535076
Either tubby or buff.

In comparison to bulls and whitetips, which are pretty much dire.

>>16535036
Kikis aren't supposed to have hard lives though.

>>16535076
Their bellies would have a bit of jiggle to them. O also like to imagine that they have massive breasts with plump inverted nipples.

>>16535093
You think being a maid is easy?

>>16535076
>Pigmy mersharks that don't grow beyond 4'7"
>9' tall ancient megalodon mersharks
>ara-ara whale mershark

Sharks are quite diverse

>>16535098
Of course not. But I thought masters love makes it all better?

>>16535094
>plump inverted nipples
>belly jiggle

YES

>>16535065
Make sure you're bleeding too. Nothing draws them in like human blood.

>>16535113
I guess I'll just slice my hands. Then I'll get a soft warm nurse Mershark!

>>16534904
>>16534917
What does dirty talk with a Shoggoth sound like?
>Aw yeah girl, tonight I'm gonna sit down in my lounge chair and bring out the fine tea set
>Gonna use both the salad AND the dinner fork, along with a soup spoon and a stirring spoon
>Then I'm gonna take my socks and shoes off and let em rub all up in the carpet, you like that girl?
>by the time I'm done, every single inch of our living room is gonna have my finger prints on it, you want that baby?

>>16535119
I'd just give her a spanking.

>>16534837
Made for fucking the femdom out of them

>>16535094
I also*
>>16535105
My man.

>>16535119
Anon this is a blue board!

>>16535119
[Throbbing maid pussy intensifies]

>>16535099
>Agressive brit Mako with King's english and a fiery temperament
>Carpet sharks who are shy and you never see their eyes through their hair
>Cookie cutter sharks who love love bites TOO MUCH
>Tiger shark who will eat anything you give her like an underwater Wurm
>petite PortJackson Shark with Aussy accent and hyper poisonous barb in her fin
>Dog sharks

>>16535123
Made for fucking the maledom out of you

>>16535127
>wiggling shoggoth tentacles

I don't know why I find this so cute

>>16535157
Shogs can be adorable.
Buy 20 mini Shogs today, and we'll give you one Shog Roomba and 2 Shoglings for free.

>>16535186
Can't I just buy all the Shoggoths? Including every variant?

>>16535155
That's what you think gaylord

>>16535189
You are going to end up with 600 of them.

>>16535191
That's the truth. Sorry you had to hear it.

>>16535192
Perfect. This is what I need

>>16535086
Cute geeks!
I'd eat pizza and play vidya

>>16535089
Cute!

>>16535152
Do the dog shark girls chase cat fish girls?

>>16535094
Lewd!
Would fill with pups!

>>16533968
A shoggoth cares about her master's psychological development and would never risk harming him by doing lewds before he was both mentally and physically mature enough for butt stuff.

Flesh is frail and easily picked on.

>>16535236
I expected the source of that quote to be more eldritchy in appearance. At least we got the number of eyes down.

>>16535232
This. Shoggoths are he most conciderate and caring girls.

>>16535201
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>16535094
Gonna grope that belly

>>16535094
>That avoidance to draw hands
Heh

>>16535232
Why should she care anyway? The guy is going retarded either way.

>>16535236
Under her metal exterior is still the heart of a timid fujo!

>>16535258
I know how he feels.

>>16535250
Do you?

>>16535010
kek. I relate to this.

>>16535299
You relate to people who go seeking after the wonders of the ocean only to get kissed by Mermaids?

>>16535280
>implying men who like Shoggoths aren't in fact the smartest

How do you think they got that refined taste?

>>16535304
Well that first part at least.

>>16535280
That's never the impression I got from them. They're the most mild of chaos girls when it comes to how their husbands are effected, relatively speaking.

>>16535232
Truly, they are the best of girls possible. The refined man's taste.

>>16534745
Brush the White Horn's fur and ride her to the local store

>>16535310
>>16535304
Although in retrospect, getting attacked by sea life is sort of like getting kissed by mermaids, so I guess I do relate after all.

>>16535322
No shoes, no shirt no service. Does White Horn have shoes? Didn't think so. Get out you bum!

>>16535331
I'll just tie her to the lamp post outside while I shop, the kids walking by can pet her

How angry does your waifu get while watching the news? What is her opinion on the current state of the global market?

>>16535337
We live in a desert.

>>16535333
Shameful, yet liberating.
>>16535337
My waifu is more concerned with mudslimes killing people than the market. It's not like she needs to buy things when she can just accept them as tribute.

Tell me about the fluffbugs anons.

>>16535340
doromes are good girls, even if made of mud!

>>16535337
Many MGs could counterfeit money if they wanted to, meaning they couldn't care less about the economy.

>>16535350
They can make you blind.

>>16535350
hang some lanterns on your porch, you'll find a bunch setting up campsites right there

>>16535351
Dorome and mudslime are not the same thing in this context, my innocent compadre.

>>16535350
Pofu is pure! PURE!

>>16535350
I saw one last Saturday. I was in the sauna and she was hanging out in the window, which was warm because of the sauna's heat. Dirty fluffbug was peeping on me.

>>16535350
Pofu is an objectively enhanced version of mofu.

>>16535368
Do finnish fluffbugs swear as much as regular finns?

>>16535350
Pofu is best. Pofu is for headpats. Pofu is for fluffy cuddles.

>>16535374
Never heard it. I was quite surprised when I was first exposed to angry moth noises on the internet.

>THICK Atlas Mothman never

I just want to put a flashlight by my window and attract all the poofy moth girls so I can cuddle them! I'll have a pofu harem!

>>16534792
A little late but, All of the above.
I want my Demon Waifu to use Seduction and Temptation to make me unable to resist her.

>>16534792
Seduction
I just love that kind of stuff.

>>16535382
So many varied bodytypes and levels of poof.

>>16535392
does direness in mothmen=ncreased poof?

>>16535392
There's the Mothest?

>>16534792
I like Monstergirls that think they're being tempting but really its just rape. Like it doesn't actually matter what the guy's response is, but they at least make it seem like he had a choice in the first place and maybe even convince themselves they did.
Then later on when they're happily married and the husband casually says t was rape when someone asks how they first hooked up, she gets all flustered and a bit self-conscious.

>>16535402
Hush, friend. We dare not speak that word in these civil parts. Her pofu would block out the sun itself.

>>16535402

No mere man could stand against the Mothest.

>>16535418
I don't see the problem with that.

>>16534792
A combination of seduction and temptation is the best. That's what something like a loli wight would do.

>>16534792
What is the difference between seduction and temptation?

>>16535436
Seduction is using her body and words to make you let her do it.
Temptation is using her body and words to make you do it.

>Sempai, should I go sell my games at Gamestop to make dosh or trade them in for something brand spanking new?
The little Tanuki is asking for your advice on financial issues. I would be suspicious of her if I were you.

>>16535448
She looks cuter than most tanukis.

>>16535392
That MOTHer looks so gentle and pure.

>>16535402
>Mothest
>Ten feet tall, gigantic heaving breasts, obscene child-birthing hips and ass, enough puff around her neck and arms to make her look like she's wearing a wearing several sheep
>eyes so closed it looks like they haven't been opened for decades
>the passive fluttering of her wings gives off a faint 'ara ara' noise with every step
>surrounded by no less than thirty children everywhere she goes, they randomly pop out from her pofu areas or under her dress
>if she smiles warmly at any one person for too long they instantly become adopted
>the powder from her wings shotafies people if they inhale it for too long in too high quantities

Are you a bad enough dude to be her husband?

>>16535458
Mosura, ya, Mosura~

>>16535458
I'm ready for the Mothest.

>>16535458
That sounds like a terrifying villain.

>>16535378
[High pitched Perkele in distance]

>>16535465
They say she hugged a man who looked like he was having a bad day once while she was walking around absent-mindedly unaware she was still in her nightgown.
You can still hear the muffled breathing and noises from her cleavage on quiet days.

>>16535471
Why would a moth have a really to be angry?

>>16535475
Can't get through the window to hug a sweaty Finn

>>16535458
>Are you a bad enough dude to be her husband?
Only if she was 7ft. tall instead.

>>16535479
Two sweaty Finns, it was my dad's sauna.

>>16535479
>moth sees a bright light in a window
>instantly attracted to it
>see poor cold anon inside who is dire need of a hug
>manage to pry the window open
>gets her phat butt stuck in the window
>angry_moth_noises.mp3

>Be you, drinking at the local bar.
>Hotshot danuki in business suit, clearly shitfaced sits on the stool beside you.
>Keeps buying you drinks and talking about how she's the demon Lord's gift to incubi everywhere.
>It was starting to piss you off.
>Dump the fruity drink she bought for you on her head.
>Entire bar starts staring.
>Danuki looks mad as hell.
>She raises her hand towards you and starts slapping.
>Of course due to her being 4'3", this was more like a child pawing you.
>You ask her to stop hitting you politely.
>She seems too keen on playing Irish pattycake with your face.
>Meanwhile the rest of the bar states on in an awkward silence.
>The monsters are staring on with a lustful gaze.
>The incubi only give you sad eyes.
>OK, that's it.
>This raccoon needed a harsh lesson.
>You pick her up by the collar, all the while she's trying to slap you again.
>While holding on to her, you kick open the bar door and found the nearest trash can.
>At the point you start lowering her down into the can, she's in full waterworks mode.
>Crying, begging for mercy.
>But, the international bank of fucks have ran out of fucks.
>In fact, you be taking fucks.
>Slamming the lid on her can hard before she 'can' resist, you whisper her a dark truth.
"This is the date you've chosen."
>With that said, you kick the can over and send her rolling over.
>With that done, you head back in.
>The incubi cheer you on and the monsters swoon over you.

>>16535500
wanna get "assassinated" by kunoichi, cause thats how it happens

>>16535500
That's just being and asshole. You're an asshole.

Girls in pajamas, please.

>>16535500
I ain't cheering that guy on, my waifu'd have to hold me back from givin him a piece of my mind

>>16535520
It's her "night uniform". It seems to really excite mastah. And can lead to "night time cuddles"

>>16534242

>tfw no shut-in fox waifu

She'd be perfect.

>>16535288
Me too.

>>16535500
I wonder how he feels knowing Alp's better at "art" than he is?

>>16535597
A-anon! Not in front of others, you animal!

>>16535458
Floof

>W-Why are boys interested in me all of a sudden?

Moffs, huh. I like 'em, way better than butterflies.

>>16535615
Look! A chicken! Let's chase her!

>>16535615
YEAR OF THE ROOSTER

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>16535615
Going to fuck the chicken so hard she'll be on fire!

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16535099
>9' tall ancient megalodon mersharks
Sign me up.

Where my subs at? Why is bottom best place?

>>16535099
From head to tail wouldn't most Mersharks be in the 8' to 9' range? Otherwise they'd have a really stunted tail.

>>16535681
I love how sinisterly happy that mino looks.

>>16535682
Not unless they were just smaller over all

>>16535615
GIMME TENDIES!

>>16535681
Because positions like that are amazingly intimate.
I'm a switch, but I'd admit towards swinging more towards the sub side of things.

>>16535687
MG bullfights are much more interesting

>>16535681
>why is bottom best place?
Feeling all the weight on you is like full body stimulation. You're completely smothered, which makes it feel that much more present and real.

>>16534579
Bloodthirsters. Their entire religion is based on being fucking angry all the fucking time.

>>16535681
Judging by other images of that Mino the guy she's raping is probably a minotaur shota..

>>16535681
I think the best reason for being bottom is that it lets the girl show just how much she wants you, that she's taking you for herself because she needs it so badly.

>>16535709
i got the uncensored, no tail, so its a human who found the beef, that or she found him...

>>16535615
I wonder how many times she gets kabdonned by boys.

Also shouldn't she be happy?

>>16535707
You fucking know it mate.

>>16535617
You can't spell mother without moth. This is because moths are the best girls to start a family with and spend the rest of your lives together.

>>16535681
Being sub is objectively best. And so is being mating pressed. Lord knows how much I want my athletic waifu to mating press me.

>>16535708
>fucking angry
eheheheheh

>>16535749
Learn how to dom a bit too anon, it is useful for giving your waifu a nice surprise for a special night. If then she feels like winning just assume the position.

>>16535761
>Learn how to dom a bit too anon

If my waifu wanted me to. Then I'd do it. But being Dom just doesn't appeal to me. I don't know if it's the lack of sexual experience of the femdom brainwashing I've had. I just don't imagine myself domming. But if it pleases her then I have no choice

>>16535775
Or* the femdom

Is it wrong that I want to be a slave to a sadistic Dark Elf Queen who abuses me in front of her soldiers who's secretly likes to gentle femdom and has a pink room full of teddy bears?

i want to be violently forced to impregnate a vampire!

I want to ruin a tanuki who's super rich by turning her into a new decadent layabout who lives off the interest of her wealth

>>16535792
So you want her to pin you down, forcibly steal your first kiss, and mating press you until your balls are dry?

>>16535787
That is pretty cute, but as an Elf she has to compete with other monstergirls.

>>16535787
nope

>>16535749
Being dom is objectively better.

>>16535787
No. That's natural and healthy.

>>16535787
No wronger than sexual roleplay with a soft switch Demon.

>>16535800
preferably until she feels shes pregnant,it will take much more than the first time i assume

that or she got her item stash ready for that event

>>16535810
It's ok to disagree anon. But still.

Being the dom
>boring
>ew
>not loving
>disgusting

Being the sub
>classy
>only for people with high intelligence
>unique
>loving
>forms he strongest relationships

>>16535805
As long as she spoils me and makes me massage her feet it's okay.
>>16535809
>>16535811
>>16535817
Oh good.