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Kikis are olev

Remember to treat your shark nicely.

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>An ancient megaladon mer-shark as old as the 1st DL with plenty of scars and an eye-patch
discuss

>>16502056
Sounds like a rambler. Old people do that.

>>16502056
I would cut myself and dive down just to have a chance with her.

Which of these lovely ladies would you turn into a single mother?

>>16502061
careful, having been around so long she may be just a wee bit tsun
but still a virgin

>>16502066
None. I don't like angels that much and Satanya is just for bully.

>>16502070
What better way could there be to bully her than by seducing her and then abandoning her?

>>16502068
I would probably over tsun her just to see what happens. Something like "I didn't almost kill myself just to meet you, fishy!"
Though it would probably kill me on the inside.

>>16502073
I prefer some light teasing. I would probably be bros with Raph, especially since we have the same name.

It's written with A you dumb nips

>>16502044
Do you know how people who are from Wonderland don't make sense in the Real World because they are crazy? Well that must mean that in Wonderland they do make sense and Real World people don't make sense, because they are in a world that doesn't make sense.

What? That doesn't make sense?

Exactly.

So a while ago I saw a Cheshire who was talking to me, but somehow a Manticore sneak up on us and she stung me with her barbs, so I yelled some mathematical impossibilities at her to demonstrate my anger at her.
The Cheshire saw this and said something about "That Math looks dangerous", but Math is not something you can see, you see? It is an abstract concept, except that everything that doesn't make sense makes sense in Wonderland, or false?
So the impossible math and the manticore venom made me into a giant mass of fury and rape ready to violate that Manticore for it's rude behaviour, but suddenly I realized that I couldn't rape the Manticore because my sister had taken the keys to the car and gone away without me, which woke me up.

True story.

>>16502076
careful, she may wish to go back a DL or 2 so she could rip you a new one if you piss her off, not a good idea to piss of someone as big as her after all

>>16502053
Thanks alp. Much appreciated

>>16502079
This must be the work of an enemy pasta.

>>16502081
But then I'll bleed and she'll have to help me. I won't take no for an answer.

>>16502083
It's just more cockteasing though.

>>16502044

>>16502097
Do all of her eyes have their individual Insight levels?

>>16502084
No, I woke up half an hour ago and this is mostly what I remember from it.

I'm still trying to find that white rabbit around my room to give it a piece of my mind.

>>16502102
Don't think so, the mini-eyes just let her see and fire beams

>>16502104
I'm going to call her Shashaa!

>>16502104
I wouldn't mind if she jumped out of the water, grabbed me with her teeth and pulled me overboard

>>16502104
But if she's so fishy, how come she's sweating?

>>16502066
The semen demon.

>>16502079
What would happen if you go to wonderland and literally bluff your madness there?

Like you pretend to be crazy like them just to mess with them?

>>16502116
Sheogorath.png
No seriously, how do you expect to bluff madness?

>>16502112
You'd wait for her to grab you? I'd jump in as soon as i saw her.

>>16502104
Man, I want to kiss her gills so kindly and gently.

>>16502119
Concept: Violent Shark Mermaid, Glistening Skin, Inverted black eyes

>>16502125
Dang already?

>>16502120
its no fun that way

>>16502107
I wonder if this shark would sound perfect if she had a Russian accent.

Reminder to always stay by your MG waifu side no matter how horny,wild or pregnant they are

all they want is your love and cuddlings

>>16502150
>always stay by your MG waifu sideno matter how horny,wild
i'd prefer to stay under her

>>16502150
Lewd your waifu before she lewds you, Anon.

>>16502165
What if i already lewded her? do it again?

>>16502165
What if shes already lewded me?

>>16502173
Lewd her back in revenge with the intensity of a thousand suns.

This time, it's the shark mermaid with a delinquent reputation but a delicate spirit, "Mershark".
Her name is a combination of "Mermaid" and "Shark".
In old English, the "Mere" in Mermaid means "sea" and "maid" is obviously maiden, so "Sharkmaid" would be more correct in that sense, but thinking about the impression a name would leave more than etymology, plus the fact that I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually, I wanted the mermaid family to have that unifying "Mer-" prefix, so that's how she got her name.

Their behavior is generally inspired by real life sharks. Like in the Encyclopedia where a monster girl that's overly sensitive to signs of a male will be driven into heat, in reality when sharks are surrounded by large amounts of prey, the amount of information becomes too much for them to process, and they enter a state called a "feeding frenzy", which seems to cause them to try and bite everything around them indiscriminately.

The Mershark has a frightening appearance, and at times really is ferocious and violent, yet it's in their nature to show concern and kindness for humans due to being mermaids, followers of Poseidon, so they do possess the calm temperament of other sea monsters to some extent as well.
They're sensitive to the smell of blood, in fact... that's actually the first thing I came up with for them when I dropped a shark into the Encyclopedia world.

>>16502181
>Merlion
Wat

How do you lewd a dragon so hard she ends up heart pupiling and possibly impregnated?

>>16502170
You better keep going or your waifu will take drastic measures
>>16502173
Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.

>>16502187
Sea Lions probably

>>16502205
Isn't that a Selkie?

>>16502194
of course i will keep lewding her! i will even start whispering lovingly things into her ear and sofly rub her back during the cuddling session

>>16502209
Seals and Sea Lions are different things.

>>16502209
No, that's a seal/walrus
It's a litteral sea lion

>>16502194
>Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.
The best end.
Dragons cuddle with their wings right?
>>16502188
To heart pupil a dragon is easy, all you need to do is say how much you love her.

To lewd a dragon to heart pupils is hard, you'd need to cum inside and ask her to make you a father.

>>16502209
I mean there's an actual animal called a Sea Lion.

>>16502181
Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design that may look like she's wearing some clothes, but that's really just her naked body as-is.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

>>16502187
It's a Singaporean thing.

>>16502216
What other kind of cuddle is there?>>16502212
Careful, you might heart-pupil her.
Unless that's your goal.

>>16502214
Selkie is specifically mythological creature that takes the form of a seal.

>>16502216
Dragons cuddle with their whole bodies.

>>16502216
i dont think a dragon decides when she gets impregnated anon, thats why you gotta fill her to the brim at least once per month!

pastebin.com/UyA9FCu4

Couldn't sleep last night, so I wrote a short story about a Satyros and a hoplite instead. Hope you guys like it.

>>16502234
>once per month
fuck off you fillty casual

>>16502234
>once per month
Have you no love in your body?

>>16502237
Once per week?...

>>16502234
You need to make sure she always has cum in her womb, or else getting a draughteru is too hard.

>>16502181
Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design without any real clothes, and preserving as much of her naked body as possible.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

>>16502246
why do you hate your wife that much

>>16502237
>>16502245
>>16502247

FINE ONCE EVERY 12 HOURS, IS THAT ENOUGH?

>>16502250
this is acceptable.
not good but acceptable

>>16502250
That's the least you can do for her.

>>16502246
>Once per week
>trying to have a daughteru with dragon

Anon when you marry a dragon you will be a househusbandu, and she probably wont work or she'll own a huge company and be under stress, its better to do it once per day to relive her!

If you dont shes going to rape you and force you to cum inside her.

>>16502250
Yes, Anon, That's quite adequate.
Welcome to the family son.

>>16502253
then whats good?

>>16502255
if thats the least, what is the best i can do?

>>16502266
The best would be every second or so.

I would fill mine up probably once every four hours. I got a nice daughteru too, so you can get them that way.

>>16502266
depends how long you last
but at least 1/4 of your day should be with your dick in your waifu
the best you can do is probaly move to wonderland

>>16502266
The best would be having a twelve hour long session with products that heighten sperm production.

>>16502276
>>16502277
>>16502278

you are all nuts, a dragon womb cant take such amount of seed

>>16502278
I still think it's better to cum naturally in your waifu. If you have a daughteru she comes 100% pure.

>>16502283
But every four hours isn't that much. I don't even head into the cumflating territory because it's nasty.

>>16502283
Well, if you want kids with a Dragon, you're gonna have to invest a shitload of time.

>>16502248
Appearing like shark fangs, she of course has sharp jagged teeth!
Her clothing also includes many fang-shaped decorations to give her a sharper look.
Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
As they have the same properties as demon silver, they're also useful for forging weapons.
If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.

Initially, I wanted to give her a bit of a rougher image with more messy and wavy hair, the finished version has a straighter hairstyle that converges inward a little to match the sharp, streamlined shape of a shark better, and also to look a bit like wet hair.
Their tips are colored white, resembling the upper teeth in a shark's maw. Combine this with the lower fang decoration around their necks, you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.

By the way, though their entire body is like a weapon with their fangs and shark skin, all of them are safe (?) like demon realm silver, rather, they've become suitable for intercourse, creating heat and throbbing in a man's body.
Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.


That's all for her making of!

>>16502104
Now that I can clearly see the shape of her teeth, I'm more sure than ever that the primary shark inspiration is the great white.

>>16502285
Using your own, without enhancements, would be rewarding.
>cum-flation
I know people were talking about wanting to do that, but that's not my cup of tea as well.

>>16502295
You can go 100% vanilla route and still get a daughteru. Sure, it will be a little bit harder, but your love will be so much that she'll get a special heart pupil.

>>16502291
This is pretty interesting. Though one must wonder if evil people beat up human boys to a pulp and use them to lure sharks, which they capture to remove their teeths.
It's probably a valuable black market item.

Oh god poor sharks.

>>16502248
I do love how the enty infos let us confirm what is and isn't clothes on a given girl.

>>16502302
It's a good thing I waifu a mid-tier MG in regards to rarity and power, she's still high-tier to me, otherwise, If she ever came to be, it'd be long time before daughterus came along

Evil monster girls?

This is what they all deserve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLWo3IFQaik

>>16502291
>Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.

Hnggggggggggggggggg!

I love gift-giving lore!

>>16502315
Like I've said mine is a dragon so getting all the daughterus is insanely hard. I would be completely fine with having just her though.

>>16502338
That's an admirable sentiment.

>>16502283
she just says that so you don't feel bad about your incompetence

KC on Dark Mage:

The monsterization of a Dark Mage stems from a human women embracing monsterlike desires and seeking to fulfill them, the defining point being that the monsterization originates from the person herself.
At the time they may not yet have found out details like the demonic energy's alterations. As they were beings close to monsters even before turning, their bodies don't undergo any major changes (in appearance) like a succubus's would, so that's why they seem to be a race close to humans (at first glance).

Though there isn't quite something like a feud between the two races, Dark Mages cause unfortunate incidents without much concern, so it seems like quite a number of the Sabbath's Witches get rather upset at the damage these Dark Mages deal to their reputation.

>>16502343
Nah, actually, I'm would be way more than fine just having here. So much that I can't even put into words.
Having a daughteru with her is something from another world.

>>16502051
Reminder it's a $10k fine for molesting a shark

>>16502291
>Mershark pup gives a gummy smile as she hands anon a necklace made from her own teeth.

>>16502380
But what if she asked me to molest her?

>>16502380
Nah, sexual harassment is 8784.03 US dollars last I checked.

>>16502373
Ah, that is something of a recurring theme, how the intentions and nature of the human woman can effect how they are as monsters. Nice to have such a detailed explanation.

And now I am imagining Sabbath PR campaigns as they try to get the word out that they are not the same race as those trouble-causing dark mages.

>>16502385
>>16502386
It's just an outdated law to make sure you take responsibility.

>>16502376
Yeah, the idea of actually settling down with a monster wife and having kids is quite a bizarre one. Not that I can say much, considering I'd want five.

>>16502373
>people thought dark mage is anti-sabbath or something
>actually sabbath witches don't like them because dark mages are destructive assholes
Top lel

>>16502291
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
Cute as fuck.
>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Easy to imagine some poor woman falling in the water and getting savaged by Mershark teeth, she would probably go on to attack a man in the same vicious manner.
>Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.
Shark teeth blowjobs, KC is crazy and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Mershark is perfect.

>>16502420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9TXsuJdsO4

>>16502056
Man, water creatures just fit so well for being large types. Like whales, giant sharks, giant squids, etc. It's lovely.

>>16502423
That egret toward the end!

>>16502423
Those birds really don't give a fuck.

So Mershark bite but don't hurt? Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?

>>16502291
Mershark items must be nice, if a bit dangerous.

>>16502473
Not for humans. That said, there is nothing stopping you from believing they do in your own world.

>>16502473
inside of your body there is a clone of you made of spirit energy. That's what they damage.

>>16502423
Notice how they seem to calm down when getting patted? And that last shark?

>>16502482
Does this harm your spirit clone? And what would this attack look like?

>>16502120
Critnuke or Nav?

>>16502473
>Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?
No, but they can turn that off if need be.

>>16502181
>I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually
Probably ages from now, but that's nice nonetheless.

>>16502492
that last shark was moe as fuck

Another wife commission was finished!

>>16502512
Neat!

>>16502493
That's described in the profile. Mana spills out of the spiritual wound and as it mixes with the mershark's mana it turns red.

Basically a mershark attack looks like a normal shark attack but all the red blood isn't actually blood.

>>16502512
Those floors are flithy.

>>16502527
Goo isn't hard to clean

>>16502512
Really cute and sexual Gazer.

Those connected corners on the tile floor triggered me though.

>>16502512
Hot damn, that tail fluff.
In any case, it's cute. Looks great!

>>16502473
If doesn't if she doesn't want to, probably.

If she has to defend herself she can probably tear an arm off with her mouth.

>>16502079

I desire to go to Wonderland every day.

>>16502181
Proto Mershark has the cutest genki smile.

>>16502079
Bandersnatch, Bewilderbeast, and Momerath girls when?

>>16502079
Man, it sounds like I'd need some help from the Cogs to survive in Wonderland.

>>16502524
Perfect fearboner.

>>16502404
First you need to say that you love her.

Mershark facesitting.

>>16502104
>Rough skin
No thanks man, abrasions are annoying

>>16502566
She doesn't look like a very polite girl. She's got that "Hey bitch boy. Get in this bed with me. Now."

>>16502571
It doesn't matter how impolite she is. She can't move an inch on land with that fat tail of hers dragging behind.

>>16502571
If she said that to me I would bop her on the nose. No one calls me bitch boy.

>>16502577
>>16502580
Please don't bully the shark

>>16502571
Even better

>>16502585
She's the one who bullies, I would just defend myself.

>>16502585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJCnHf7Wj0
Bully the shark, did you know that in mersharks that don't lay eggs, the first pup will immediately start bullying its smaller siblings?

>>16502590
Teach your shark daughterus well anons. They'll hurt each other.

>>16502596
>>16502590
>shark
>daughterus
>plural
Please, no more than one mershark ever makes it out of the womb at the same time.

>>16502604
That's only in some species. They used to always say that in Shark Week before it went to shit.

>>16502104
Will she be hurt if I playfully bop her nose?

>>16502608
Instinct kicks in and she gets panicked and scared. That's when you counter-rape her.

>>16502608
No it would just be annoying really. And that's actually bad advice in a real shark attack, you aim for the eyes or gills.

>>16502616
I've personally bopped sharks in the water, and it works just fine. Maybe not for YUGE sharks

>>16502608
No

>>16502613
Bad meme

>>16502608
no but she'll see it coming and bite your hand

>>16502623
What happens if you bite her before she bites you?

>>16502623
Joke's on her, I have two hands.

>>16502626
The equivalent of a reverse mating press for a legless creature

>>16502623
The hand is quicker than the shark.

>>16502512
tilefucker.png

>>16502655
Don't think tilefucker would appreciate the way the corners connect

>>16502552
Alices are scary.

>>16502660
The Alice from Madness Returns makes me pretty hard, not gonna lie.

>>16502236
>his name is Dionysius
Well OF COURSE he'd end up with a Satyros.

>>16502661
>absolutely adore her design and think she's hot as fuck
>can't bring myself to sexualize her because I'd feel like shit given the resolution of the game

I wish McGee got more budget for it at the time.

>>16502291
>you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.
Huh, didn't notice it until now

>>16502373
>2DPD human women who are so slutty they turned into monsters on their own
Kek

>>16502697
I too thought that was clever.

>>16502608
>>16502629
>>16502632
Sharks are NOT for nose bopping! They are for loving nose rubs and headpats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NQezVfj0K4

>>16502706
If not bopping what about booping?

>>16502706
Nope. She is going to get bopped and then I"ll pinch her cheeks too while praising her teeth in a moking voice.
Thank god sharks are slow on land.

>>16502706
>Sharks are NOT for nose bopping!
And if you do bop them, they bop back twice as hard.

>>16502685
Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon? I thought you wanted to protect her smile.

>>16502719
>Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon?
Give her an enema.

>>16502713
Booping is acceptable, if followed up with eskimo kissing!

>>16502715
>living with an aquatic waifu on land
>not having a Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid

>>16502717
Now I think about it. Getting Roughed up by a Mershark would be really nice.

>>16502724
>Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid
I really should buy that Gyo hardcover.

>>16502724
I would be sure to check if she has a gremlin friend before bopping.

>>16502729
Not with boxing gloves on though. Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.

>>16502719
That game was rough for me man, not just because it was clearly unfinished but I'm a psychologist myself so it was really fucking awkward given the reveal at the end and all that

>>16502733
Of course anon.

>>16502717
Cute!
Is this the same guy that drew the Moon Dorome?

>>16502738
Mersharks and Redcaps would probably make a great team, being the violent sex bombs they are.

Redcap pirates riding Mersharks when?

>>16502380

>>16502731
H-how'd you know I was thinking about Gyo?

>>16502747
MODS

>>16502733
>Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.
why would they?

>>16502747
>*sniff sniff*
>Onii-chan, you've been naughty again!
Goddamn sharks and their noses.
>>16502748
Always watching.

>>16502750
When her scales rub on you, it causes sexual pleasure.

>>16502760
Yeah, but that won't do anything about the pain of getting punched.

>>16502762
>he doesn't get turned on when women punch him
pretty gay tee bee haytch

>>16502736
>>16502685
Sexualize the queen instead.

>>16502754
>Sharks can smell when you jerk off

This can't be good.

>>16502739
It's this guy.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=16315265
He seems to have a fascination of sorts with boxing.
>>16502762
That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.

>>16502770
Would that exacerbate her anxiety about you not wanting to stay with her?

>>16502769
Now we're talkin

>>16502773
Maybe she was away for a while. And you were lonely.

>>16502771
I lost my shit
I mean, that's great he's got an interest I guess
top kek what the fuck

>>16502771
>Boxing Harpies.
Well that's unusual .

Remember to always drift off to sleep with thoughts of your waifus because dreams with them are the closest thing you'll ever get!

>>16502563
Goddamit, I'm well aware. Can't believe you still remember that.

>>16502771
>That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.
Only her teeth and scales do, it's not magically going to soften the impact of a fist.

>>16502799
I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon. I know that you also slap her butt.

>>16502797
We should all practice lucid dreaming and do our best to meme monsters into existence.
>>16502808
>I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon
You're scary.

>>16502771
>all of those boxing monstergirls

>>16502803
Sure it does.

Consider this. Redcap literally beats you with a metal cleaver, and it just passes through you and only hurts your spirit energy. She may cut out your legs to stop you from running, but your legs are neither harmed nor hurt.

>>16502816
Judge not another man's pleasures.

>>16502815
No I'm not. I just have a good memory.

Anon don't kiss this belly it's dangerous. Can't you read the sign?

>>16502830
Hmmm.

>>16502826
That's because it's a demon silver weapon.
Monster girls can't just punch your spirit energy without hitting your body.

>>16502831
Oh shit it looks like a little face.

>>16502832
It's true.

>>16502831
Nah man, that's just a pair of eyes, a mouth, and some random anime blushing effects on a belly. It's not like the owner would pounce on you and ride you like a bucking bronco if you did kiss it.

>>16502803
They kind of have to soften/remove the impact though. After all if the only aspect of injury that is removed from the mamono realm silver effect is the actual cutting of the skin then you'd still be left with potentially serious injuries from the actual impact of the weapon.

>>16502831
Yes, rub the belly instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA
I think I'm liking the concept of a mershark too much.

>>16502849
Demon realm silver weapons can pass through a person's body.

>>16502856
Be careful, next thing you'll notice is that she is your waifu.

>>16502837
They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.

One theme of the mershark is that her entire body is a weapon. She can "cut" a man with any part of her skin.

Now I bet you would still be pushed back if she punched you, but it seems likely a lot of the force would be directed to "wounding" your mana.

One can imagine a person's mana as making up a spiritual body that exists in every part of their physical body, and that it is this body that is damaged from such specialized weapons.

>>16502837
What are spectral and incorporeal girls?

>>16502856
Shark anon pls. Sharks aren't for belly rubs.

>>16502837
Mershark can though. That's the whole point of this conversation.

>>16502864
>They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.
Okay, but what about everything beneath the scales?

>>16502856
>Is a huge slut for belly rubs, headpats and hugs
>Is still a literal sea hellhound
What kind of trap for maledomfags is this? will i get proactively dated just because i wanted to touch the shark?

>>16502873
Dude. Mamono mana.

>>16502873
What about it?

>>16502878
Are you saying she throws sissy punches?

>>16502862
Have they ever been described that way? It can be inferred I suppose, but its just as valid to take their description at face value. Namely they cut into you but they don't leave physical wounds.

>Also, it is often used for manufacturing weapons. Weapons made of mamono realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, mana or mamono mana will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

To an observer it may look like the weapon just passes through, but it doesn't say if the person who is hit feels no impact or that the one using the weapon feels no resistance.

>>16502841
Very well, then who am I, mister memory man? Let's see if your abilities have any tangible usefulness to exploit.

>>16502882
Oh you're asking about her muscle mass. No she probably throws normal punches. She can't help if they target spirit energy instead of physical body.

>>16502882
We're saying that the effect of the scales trumps or at least mitigates the effects of the muscles and bones underneath it.

Same for her teeth, I mean she has the strength to bite through chains and ship hulls. If the only protection one got from a bite was from being cut then they'd still end up with crushed bones and mutilated organs when she attacks.

>>16502125
>>16502181
>>16502248
>>16502291

This >>16502314

>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
KC please, that's the kind of stuff you should put in the profile, that small detail makes her that much better

>hitting her fangs during a blowjob
That's my fetish and I am happy he acknowledged it

Thanks for the translation, you're a blessing

>>16502771
Yetis can't box, their punches feel like getting hit with a soft and fluffy pillow

>>16502896
You the guy with a demon waifu who was spooping the guy with a mayadere dark slime waifu yesterday because she wants to take over? I don't know.

>>16502909
Good enough! Though that's hardly indicative of crystallization of mid to long-term memory.

>>16502914
So I got it right? Eh.

You are the one that has been doing those recolors right? And you work with the mindflayers too I think.

>>16502920
Not so sure about the mindflayers part, I think that was a bleedover from the psychology discussion, but yeah, I've been doin them recolors. Though there's another Demon guy working on his own as well, but I don't think he's finished any yet.

>>16502717
And suddenly I'm thinking of a scene from Hajime no Ippo. The practice session with the reporter.

>>16502927
Yep. You work with the flayers.

>>16502875
I bet Mersharks really enjoy affectionate things like that though.
I bet she'd ask you for double handed headpats while she's riding you senseless.

>>16502927
I know you're the one who got the high def demon picture from the album guy though. How're those HD remakes coming along~?

>>16502931
Ah, I see now.

>>16502941
Eeeeehhhhhh grreat anon, I'm uh, workin hard on em as we speak... I'll probably pick em up on the weekend

>>16502947
Fight hard, Demon's husbando.

>>16502947
>that spoiler

Haha, sounds good.

>>16502909
>spooping
Pssshhha

Is there some kind of loophole in Demon contracts where I can ask for a specific waifu and thus not have to marry the Demon?

>>16502963
Nope

>>16502963
Talk with the Tanukis and Demons. They'll get stuck on each other and you can get your waifu.

>>16502963
That might be one of the very, very few ways you can get a Bad End, if even possible
At the end of your long lifu with your waifu you'd die and instead of happily going to Afterlife or becoming Undead with your waifu your soul would be in the property of the Demon, who might be a little bit more rapey from the pent up waiting for you to die part

But really, no

>>16502053
Anyone want to see anything specific in this? I'd say they're pretty well equipped as far as love dungeons go.

>>16502959
Is she the one that spoops?

>>16502959
You got a lotta nerve after I let you off the hook, Griswald! Also, hey.
>>16502963
I'm pretty sure the Demon is the one who writes the contract and they probably go over it for years and years to make sure there are no loopholes like that

>>16502936
>Double handed headpats
T-that's too lewd, Anon! how can such degeneracy exist?

>>16502984
Touch the shark. Do it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Mt3Dzz0Oo

>>16502988
You are going too far with those videos man, think about the embarrassed shark ladies.

>>16502966
>>16502973
Sad

>>16502970
I don't think Tanukis deal in contracts, they're just good at making money

>>16502980
Now I want a CC Demon who has been writing her contract ever since I was born

>>16502997
I wonder if little demons with childish hand writting write dumb contracts for their little special friend.

>>16502975
She's only startled by jump scares really. She dives into her hat.
>>16502980
Yoooooo. Looking forward to more of your edits.

>>16502997
Well hey now, you'd be stealing the backstory to my waifu's contract, kek

>>16503006
Ask that one anon with the childhood-friend Demon

>>16502988
This is essentially a mershark jav video isnt it

>>16502988
>If you rub your hand from the shark's head to its tail, the skin feels smooth. But if you run your hand in the opposite direction, it is really tough like sandpaper. So next time you pet a shark, pay attention to its skin!
Would you intentionally rub her the wrong way to arouse her with your leaking spirit energy?
I would

>>16503006
Contracts given to childhood friends have to be the strongest kind that are impossible to break no matter what
Anon would be wondering how come all the other boys get raped and seduced while no monster girl ever bother him

>>16503012
>Spoiler
Good taste

>>16502236
>Dionysius
Seconding >>16502683

>>16503021
Nomen est omen, like the Romans said.

>>16503011
I'm flattered! I'll work hard on them this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8i-pSVMaQ&t=14s

>Mersharks based on real-life sharks depending on the region of the world they dwell in
>Great White Mersharks, while being some of the largest and most terrifying looking are also some of the, if not the most elusive
>Often dramatized about by fishermen and dwellers of the ocean as goliath Mersharks capable of destroying entire warships with just her body's blunt force
>See a Great White Mershark in the water, the 'White Death' as they call them. Well, her scales are more of a ruddy grey than anything.
>She looks pretty silly, like an overweight waif from the side with a jovial smirk on her face
>Taking your knife, you slash your hand, the iron of the blade stinging as you blood the water
>White Death my rosy red asschee--
>That's when she notices you, turning to face your direction
>The vision of the dopey, chubby waif is gone, her aristocratic and angular features as clear as day like an arrowhead pointing at you
>Start to panic, pulling at the line of rope to have the boys hoist you back up
>Pull a third time only to find the rope slack, a jerk leaving you having to keep from water going into your nostrils upside down
>She's staring at you, grabbing your ankle and up righting your body to look in her eyes, black and cold like doll's eyes
>You're out of breath, bubbles going everywhere when she opens her mouth to show those rows of pointed teeth, but as you're struggling, she bite-kisses the lower half of your face
>Starts feeding air into your lungs, your ankle and face pleasurably throbbing and burning with desire as the whole world turns red around you
>Your lips ache with wanting to be together with hers as she pulls back, licking her lips of your taste, one hand gripping your balls through your pantaloons
"You like that? I'll be biting you a~lot more from now on, Husband."
>TFW her vagina is very much like a Dolphin's, with exquisitely skilled and powerful muscles that milk and edge you relentlessly before she explodes into a shoulder exploding love bite during your mutual climax in those cloudy, red waves

>>16502236
>New(ish) writefag
Good. We need some content in here outside of the occasional new girls and endless memes.
With Peterdnzl back too I'm hoping 2017 will be like 2013/14 and have lots of writefags making content again.
I also want RS back, he actually knew how to write Manticores.

>>16503069
Hot damn

I want to go cage diving to tease shark girls!

>>16503086
It would be fun, but it would probably end up really badly.

>>16503086
Jokes on you when they get frustrated and just bite right through the cage.

After all, the tanuki who sold you the cage only ever said it was shark proof, not mershark proof.

>>16502808
Jesus, The fact that you even remember the butt slaps surprises me. Please tell that's all you know.

>>16503092
That's next level teasing, since sharks don't share, so the others just get even more frustrated.

>>16503069
Mersharks are hot and have a lot of potential.

>>16503092
>You will never enjoy your diving hobby without being husbando'd
Feels like suffering, i just want to swim in peace.

>>16503100
They are the perfect aquatic sexual predator.

>>16503086
>flopping your erect dick around in the water while taunting the Mersharks outside the cage

Anon that's not a good idea. Pumped up rage + sexual lust is not a good combo. Well not good for you.

>>16503097
Yep, it's all I know, so you don't need to worry.

I mainly remember all of that becaus eI was the one talking to you.

>>16503106
>bad idea
You know nothing of what you talk, anon. For good measure i will fap underwater in that cage, that will teach them sharks.

I accidentally a japanese goburin is this bad?

>>16503111
They are going to open the cage, anon. They have arms!

>>16503111
ANON NO! Once that mana scent goes up their nostrils, there is no going back.

>>16503069
You're gonna need a bigger 'boat'.

>>16503117
>No going back
I know! isn't it beautiful? it's the perfect crime!

>>16503127
She might get stuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpGfqEK1A4

>>16503107
I remember our conversation about how I would be a pretty lame husbando. Even down to someone implying that I raped my own waifu.
Also, muscles.

>>16503132
If that guy escaped unraped, why shouldn't i?

>>16503141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc

>>16503144
I lost my shit the first time I saw this, what a fucking garbage movie, but very 'so bad its good'

>>16503145
It's a classic.

>>16503138
Lame husbandos don't exist. I mean, you would teach your daughterus some very wrong things, but they and your waifu would still love you very much.
I kinda remember how you met your waifu and also that you got caught up on her style and ended up forgetting to confess, but you still managed to make that up by having five little cuties.

>You'll never just lay on the couch with your waifu and stare at the ceiling together while talking about life and why you're even there.

>>16503144
I love when I know what something is before I even open it. Deep Blue Sea with Mersharks could be amusing.

>>16502044
Nice eye placement.

Jesus, you guys will impregnate anything.

>>16503169
Pretty much.

What would a Monster Girl game show be like?

>>16503069
I shudder to think of the mershark take on a Bull.

>>16503169
Dragons, Vampires, Demons it doesn't matter to us. if it has a human torso and head and loves us why wouldn't we impregnate?

>>16503176
Imagine 'The Dating Game' meets the temple runs from 'Legends of the Hidden Temple'

Insect paizuri.

>>16502260
Jack, please.

>>16503183
Regura insect.

Insect paizuri

>>16503189
Clothed paizuri is the ultimate fetish.

>>16503180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmOXA7JaBQs

No one gets past the Silver Monkey.

Contestants need to put clothes on her while she grins.

Her underwear is far too small for her large rear end. It ends with frustration, their faces pressed against her silver ass cheeks, trying to haul the underwear up her thighs.

>>16503086
>Anon buys the most safe and secure cage
>Uses it to dive into monster controlled seas
>Scyllas and Krakens keep squezing inside to molest him
>He has to move 4 times before finding a place without them
>Finally finds a Mershark infested cage
>They go crazy and bite at the cage
>The bars lasts 2 minutes
>Anon was then made into the beloved Mershark gang's husband

>>16503174
Nothing is safe anon, not even the children.

>>16503198
The best 2 minutes of his life, i'm sure.

>>16503198
They will not be gentle.

Despite their short stature, are Devils perfectly viable as housewives?

>>16503216
That Devil is stacked! Even though she's short!

>>16503216
If by housewives you mean cocksleeves then yes.

>>16503207
More like the scariest
Unless he has a fetish for fear boners

>>16503210
Sex is the most brutal stuff but they'll be very gentle about everything else

>>16503216
Devils are top 3 best wife species
Their whole stick is that they spoil their husband with their wife skills

>>16503180
Top kek

>>16503216
Big girls are better, but if the little ones try hard enough it can work.

MY CAR IS FANTASY

>>16503216
>implying short-stackedness is a detriment to housewifeing

>>16503216
They make great coworkers at the very least.

>>16503216
Devils and Demons are both top tier housewives
For some reason all of the 'extremist faction' of succubi family monstergirls seem to have housewifin' stuff in their profiles

>>16503152
Well hey! I just said that I'd show my daughterus how to make smores with their tails. There's nothing wrong with that. Just ignore the "Leave no trace" and "It's not illegal if no one sees it" bits. And yeah I wasn't exactly on top of my "reciprocation of love game" with my waifu. But it's nice knowing that even though I'm a rampant screw-up that my waifu would still care for me.

>>16503070
>Spoiler
I'll agree with that on the exception that ELH and Seafoam can write Manticores fairly well also. Same thing with that unnamed Anon who wrote Aiden Lannister. Part of the problem is you have, at least in my opinion, people like Bob and Bollocks who did it for attention/shock-and-awe like a submissive Manticore who got electrocuted, 'erotically' cut with blades, and all that. It's all about the way you present her. She can either be a submissive whelp of a monster or an actual lioness in sexual dominance, never letting her man think that he'll call the shots until he's learn her way of love. That being said, Frankie the Manticore is still in my top three for non-smut stories.

>>16503250
It's demonic propaganda, they want to show they are the "new vanilla", absolutely disgusting.

>>16503247
She could even flutter around the house with her Devil wings, provided her fat tits and ass don't weigh her down.

>>16503293
Anon, that's crazy talk. Would this face lie? You remembered to take that medicine this morning, right?

>>16503216
She is godtier wife but I vastly prefer original profile devil desu senpai

>>16503303
I would wife a chubby shortstack devil quite easily

>bought doujins
>too scared to read them properly because of bending pages and it's annoying to turn pages

>>16503341
You're not going to bend them if you just put your thumb in the middle and hold it open that way.
Just don't retard-strength it.

>>16502856
The music reminds me of The Precursor Legacy.

I wonder what a Lurker Mershark would be like.

>>16503341
Books are made to be opened.

>>16503341
Just be delicate with your hands in both senses of what I'm talking about.

>>16502717
>ywn have your Mershark beat you up then hate rape you

>>16502248
>Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!
I'v come to just headcanoning out all the stupid shit he tacks on. Like the ghoul's bone bits and the blood paint.

What is the Monster Girl version of a man's blazing heart?

>>16503341
I hope your like this with your waifu. Preserve its/her purity.

>>16503387
Books actually get off it, so open that slutty doujin to your heart's contents!

>>16503420
A fiery libido?

>>16503420
It would depend on the species
Salamanders definitely have a blazing heart too
A Succubus on the other hand would have a romantic soul or some other cheesy stuff

>play mmo videogames with mgs
>game only has female character playable, they don't know who you are, they assume you are one a mg too.
>voice chat is pretty much mandatory to progress further
>join room
>all those different mg voices, some of you can recognize, they chat nonstop about the game and how they want a bf
>Fire1-1:"anon you need to join too for this part, its too complicated if you just use chat"
>Tailofspade:"yeah don't be shy girl, there are no guys on the internet anyway. Haha... ha...fuck..."
>:StripeJin:"Hurry up damnit, and lets get over with this, Im at my limit, if you know what I mean"
>Eyesolation: "don't be rude cat, anon just join, we don't bite"
>xXBlood_brideXx:"for now"*laugh*
>finally give in
>"hello, can all of you hear me?"
>that deep male voice echoes, followed by utter silence

uh oh

>>16503420
A Salamander's tail?

>>16503489
You're going to get a whole bunch of friend requests and lewd pictures anon.

>>16503489
>This premise has so much potential for comedy yet no writefag touches it
It's a damn shame.

>>16503489
Being a guy streamer is suffering in MGC. People will want to swat you just to see the resulting gangbang.

>>16503489
>Ah! A cute boy!
>Maybe if I give him some nice items, he'll date me in real life.

>>16503489
>Use voice modifier to sound like a girl
>They can still hear your spirit energy

Figured out how to free my hands up a bit. Time to indulge in some semen demons.

>>16503489
>>16503510
>Make the genius decision to share your universe-equivalent snapchat account
>phone almost constantly buzzing with lewd snaps from girls asking you to either get on webcam with you or asking when you're gonna tell them where you live

>>16503489
And during that raid you suddenly got a lot of gear.
Oh lord, think of the whispers.

>>16503520
N-Nice.

>>16503489
>tfw you have a high pitched voice that sometimes people mistake as a girl or a really young boy
>You'll never get to tease Monster Girls in voice

>>16503489
>xXBlood_brideXx
I bet she's the type to refrain from whispering you, just to make you interested in her.

>>16503521
Damn. It would be so hard trying to pick a girl to love. I'd want to love them all.

>>16503520
I feel both disgust and jealousy.

>>16503520
>that Tengu one
I was unlucky enough to see what that was while searching Tengus on Pixiv.

>>16503520
My dude just buy a hip off nls and you'll have a much better experience
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40530?c2=9999

>>16503525
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I'm fingering myself right now
>(Whisper) StripeJin: No, don't say anything, just keep talking normally in voice chat
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I just want you to know every time you say something I can feel my @$%* buzz
>(Whisper) StripeJin: When you laugh I swear it feels like my &%$@ is gonna clench my #$*#@ fingers off
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I wanna @%&# your *#@$ until your #$*@ empty all of your man juice into me
>(Whisper) StripeJin: just know that whenever you're talking over VC from now on

fucking chat profanity filter

>>16503545
I'm scared to ask but what was it?

>>16503557
Ignorance is bliss, Anon.

>>16503511
Because it's not exactly interesting or original.

How much muscle is too much?

>>16503555
I wouldn't resist being lewd to monster girls online.

>>16503555
Does it get worse if the MGs in chat know I'm getting a boner?

>>16503571
Broly proportions, or the degree of buff that's one level below full beast form in Altered Beast.

At that point, it looks like a Terry Gilliam cartoon.

>>16503580
But you wife wants to be the strongest.
And Broly is strongest there is.

>>16503571
/d/ tier is too much.

>>16503571
When she has broad shoulders and no plump gropeable parts. Also fuckhuge Hulk-hands.

>>16503489
This is why I'd only play majority-solo MMOs like a classic-Runescape equivalent.

>>16503555
I just post that I have a fat fetish and get her to leave me alone.

>>16503587
And what's your definition for that?

>>16503571
If they look like Mr.Universe contestant, then you've gone too far. Also this>>16503590

>>16503592
Hyper muscle.

>>16503591
>buying bf

>>16503578
Only if you let them know that's happening.
There'd be the really direct types like her, the clueless 'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me' types, the white knight/orbiter types, the stalker types, the 'innocent' types that message you photos of them 'trying on clothes' or 'doing yoga', etc etc

>>16503592
Think Mr Universe chocolate golems. Or someone who abuses synthol and have literal popeye arms.

>>16503617
The innocent ones sound nice.

>>16503571
When they just become a man with a woman's head and tits.

>>16503585
And now I feel like an ass.

Bear in mind it's not the muscle I object to; rather the proportions. When she's so ripped that her head becomes the size of her foot, then that's just gonna look bizarre.

Remember: Abomination girls need love too.

>>16502856
So what happens if you boop their nose?

>>16503624
Your next line is '>ywn have a teasing onee-san monstergirl who's always 'accidentally' letting you sneak lewd views of her'!

>>16503545
Get out of there Attila you can't drive.

>>16503633
Would you let an abomination stick her tentacles in your mouth

>>16503633
I read that as 'albino' girls

>>16503650
What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

>>16503633
I agree. I hope some kind or insane anon loves them.

>>16503639
She will be very annoyed, or she will like it.

>>16503648
But driving is good civilization!

>>16503633
They do indeed.

>>16503534
my voice is like a shitty weekly villains.

>>16503617
>'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me'

This is my favorite one, It would actually work on me, but no way I would tell them.

>>16503650
Yes

>>16503665
Well I mean aren't you supposed to punch an actual shark in the nose because it disorients them? The lewd equivalent would be like touching their nipples or something.

>>16503648
Attila the Hun is a big girl, she knows what she's doing.

>>16503668
>>16503724
Nero is better though.

>>16503724
No she's not.

>>16503730
Umu is for depraved sex, sick fetishes, and spoiling with headpats in post coital cuddling.

>>16503739
Would Umu be a dragon?

>>16503315
I'd prefer a loli demon.

>>16503750
Yep.
A red one.
She'd demand you serve her, be it as a servant or husband. She'd also probably try and get you to build a harem the pair of you can share considering she's a canon harem-fag.

>>16503759
>spoiler

Perfect. We will collect so many different types of monster girls.

>>16503757
You rang? Do momma a favor and go get me some smokes, CHOP CHOP!

>>16503772
You say that but you do realize you're going to be dealing with a hedonist of the highest order right?

She's going to want MORE of everything so you'll need to try and dissuade her from delving too deeply into decadence.

You'll also have to watch out for her headaches and singing.

Is it good parenting to let your Mershark daughter nibble on you?

>>16503781
I can help her with her headaches and sing along with her singing.

>>16503792
But you aren't listening if you're singing with her.
Unless you want a duet.

How rare are big Wendigos?

>>16503797
Of course I want a duel.

Actually thinking about it a Phantom would suit her too.

>>16503789
Just a bit.

>>16503806
A certain black dragon would help as well, although it would be difficult to get them to work together.

>>16503811
Oh well.

Sorry who's the black dragon?

>>16503818
Her rival in music.
The up and coming pop star.
Liz.

>>16503825
Oh yes. Liz Bathtoy.

>>16503555
A terrible yet hilarious idea is to respond to that by teasing them.
It would be great.

>>16503845
Yep.
The ever beautiful pop queen.

It'll take some work to get the pair singing together.