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>> No.16479425

>>16479421
I want to go to a Wight's Upper Class Undead Ball!

>> No.16479428

>>16479421
Wights are the best mistresses.

>> No.16479433

Wight Kikimora!

>> No.16479434
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16479434

Hard working girls are truly the best and need all the love they can get when they get home.

They need the energy for the next day after all.

>> No.16479436

>>16479434
They are aren't they? All working girls deserve love.

>> No.16479438

>>16479425
I want to bury my face in her cleavage.

>> No.16479439

>2016 never came

>> No.16479440

>>16479433
Wight Ogre!

>> No.16479442
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16479442

A few info on Atlach-Nacha from KC:
They lay egg after being pregnant with them for a while like all the other oviparous monster girls (he specified that this applied to all arachne species)
Mature Atlach-Nachas like pic related do exist

He also answered whether or not a chaos girl's husband can transform and go back to human form at will
I can't make any sense of the answer so if someone more competent could translate it I'd be very grateful
さん> 夫の意思で自由に人と蜘蛛の好きなほうの姿になれますね。

>> No.16479446

>>16479442
Where is this info from? The enty comments section?

>> No.16479451

I wonder how a monstergirl would react to finding a human barely clinging to life after being tortured by the Order for helping a monstergirl orphan escape them?
Do you think even monstergirl soldiers would be brought to tears by the sight of a man with missing fingers, one leg, and a gouged out eye?

>> No.16479455

>>16479451
Not necessarily in my "canon". MG soldiers understand there's bad men out there who need to get smoked. The non soldiers can get pretty emotional over it

>> No.16479456

>>16479442
I believe its saying they can freely change back if its the husband's intention

>> No.16479458

>>16479442
See. Everyone gives Atlach-Nacha shit but they're actually really great girls.

>> No.16479461

>>16479451
He'd be a magnet for monster girls with a healing fetish and monster girl royalty looking for a Casus Beli for declaring war on a neighboring kingdom.

>> No.16479464

>>16479436
They pretty much are fueled by love.

>> No.16479465

>>16479455
But how would they react to such a pathetic sight anon? Would they try to save him, or put him out of his misery?

>> No.16479467

>>16479451
It's easy. We just drop a few Wurms in the order cities. And boom. The Order is no more.

>> No.16479470

>>16479458
Ehhhh. Still not my thing. I love them, but only because of being faithful adaptations of papa Howie. I'd still actively avoid and if pursued kill on sight.

>> No.16479472

>>16479439
It's going to happen.

>> No.16479473
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16479473

Reminder that if your MG is a rare species to give her plenty of mate presses, at least 2 per day for a slim chance of having a daugheru

if a year has passed and nothing pops up proceed to increase the amount poured inside the womb and the number of sessions per day

only use items as a last resort

>> No.16479474

>>16479470
>he'd actually kill an MG

>> No.16479475

>>16479465
Surely they'd bring him to somebody who could patch him up, even if it's just a little.

>> No.16479476

>>16479446
>The enty comments section?
Yes, he replies to every comment from what I've seen so far

I'll ask if you have something you want to know about Dark Mage

>>16479456
It seems that way, you sure about this?

>>16479458
Agreed
There is nothing better in life than being raped and abused by an eldritch spider

>> No.16479479 [SPOILER] 
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16479479

Took you long enough to make the thread.

Anyway, I have some brighter options for me and decided to draw that Lich. This is the reason I stick to chibis though, and why I probably will for a long time.

>> No.16479481
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>>16479461
>spoiler

>All is proceeding according to our machinations, dearest...

Demons and Devils are part of the 'radical' faction, they're always looking for excuses to invade humanity and expand Demon Realm

>> No.16479482

>>16479473
But then sex becomes meaningless and is no longer intimate

>> No.16479483

>>16479474
Atlach-Nachos are one of like five girls on my "yeah I'd flamethrower that" list.
They can crawl back to whatever godforsaken hole they crawled out of.

>> No.16479485

>>16479476
Ask about his favorite Touhou.

>> No.16479487
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16479487

Are you feeling tired yet?

>> No.16479489

>>16479481
>Implying a monstergirl would actively get a human boy mutilated to gain ground.
If anything a monstergirl hearing about this would flip her shit and declare a mass Dark Matter bombing in retaliation.

>> No.16479490

>>16479479
Gave me a good giggle.

>> No.16479491

>>16479481
Yep.
Mistreatment of citizens would be enough to get them to invade, and probably bring in their allies as well.

>> No.16479492

>>16479473
>not using items anyway
They're there to make things more fun.

>> No.16479495

>>16479474
Of course. That race in particular would just mess with our plans if allowed to continue on, and if actively pursuing me I'd absolutely cut one down if brought to it.
Its still a medieval world.

>> No.16479496

>>16479487
I could really use a hug from a Yeti. I would even hug her back!

>> No.16479497

>>16479481
This sentence just makes me glad that my waifu quit being a knight.

>> No.16479498

>>16479483
Still anon that's no need to harm them. If you're not into them then that's fine but wishing you could kill them is just sick.

>> No.16479499

>>16479490
Then my job is complete.

>> No.16479500
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16479500

You could be playing right meow anon.

I mean she isn't implemented yet but hey there's like 39 other MGs.

>> No.16479503

>>16479498
Last I checked they don't stop when told "no," so it's not like I'm being offered a whole lot of options here.

>> No.16479505

>>16479495
Yes but I just couldn't imagine somebody actually killing an MG.

>> No.16479507
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16479507

>>16479489
I never said she planned it, rather that it was bound to happen. Its like building tensions on border states and waiting for the spark to be lit.
Its for their benefit, in the end, and of course there would be strict instructions to bring that boy back for healing and matched with the most caring senior single member of our little militia.

>>16479491
Exactly.

>>16479497
If she ever wants to sign up for some REAL positive and progressive work, you know who to call.

>> No.16479511

>>16479503
Well if you're married they will. Also don't they lure their victim in? Just ignore them and walk away.

>> No.16479512

>>16479505
Matangos.

>> No.16479517

>>16479458
>>16479476
I'd only be prepared to waifu one if she had that mature body type and being bigger makes her venom softer and it's more of a constant playful banter rather than insults, and the whole giant spider thing was scrapped

>> No.16479518

>>16479512
They got fixed, and can now move around with their husbands. Parasite slime might be worth it, though.

>> No.16479519

>>16479500
I'd like being a prize for something like that, although I wonder what would be exchanged for me doing such a thing.

Probably a "No Wife/girlfriend" clause would need to be signed.
Wonder if being a virgin would get me in the jackpot

>> No.16479525

>>16479492
half the items are basically "person gets hornier/leaks more semen"

how is that more fun?

>> No.16479526

>>16479496
>hugging her back

>They always dream of finding a man who won’t struggle and reject them. While these girls have amazing physical strength and could easily pin a man down, something anyone hugged by them would know, they would rather use their natural charm and body heat to fascinate and seduce a human male before coupling with him.

Enjoy your new Yeti waifu

>> No.16479529

>>16479507
Nope, my waifu's happy making swords, love, and daughterus and her old suit of armor is only for roleplay stuff.

>> No.16479530

>>16479517
So basically just scrap he whole character all together since they don't have anything unique?

>> No.16479534

>>16479434
That's not a hard-working girl!

That's a lazy Ant Arachne!

>> No.16479535
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16479535

Kej are wonderful

I have a new commission that is being worked on currently.

>> No.16479540

>>16479529
Oh? Quality work? Does she take large orders? She may be of use yet!

>> No.16479542

>>16479534
Someone finally called it out.

>> No.16479543

>>16479530
Kind of. Basically they are fundamentally shit, and only by changing them from the ground up do they become bearable.

>> No.16479545

>>16479507
But what will happen to the man is the real question.

Would he get a small mayoral level title or just a pat on the back and a couple wife offers from some soldiers

>> No.16479549

>>16479545
He'd end up being taken in by a soldier for healing and marriage.
He never gets back what he lost, but she helps him move on.

>> No.16479550

>>16479540
Yeah, she takes large orders, she just finished a shipload of cuirasses and swords for an arena.

Delivery and retrieval is the only issue.

>> No.16479551
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16479551

>>16479545
The wife offers go without saying, as its one of the biggest benefits of enlistment for single MGs, but as to his further usefulness that's dependent on several factors. Perhaps he just wants to rest and retire away with whoever his new wife is, but if he wishes to continue to be of use there are plenty of things we can think up.

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16479552

>>16479442
Now that I think of it, this kind of Altach-Nacha could be good too.

>> No.16479557

>>16479551
>that pose
>that navel

she is asking to be impregnated badly

>> No.16479560

>>16479549
As good an ending as a commoner can expect.

>>16479551
As expected of politicians.

>> No.16479563

>>16479552
>>16479543
Well then just don't like Chaos girls?

>> No.16479565

>>16479458
I've always liked them, I don't exactly have an attachment to my humanity and would be happy as long as I had a loving wife.

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16479567

>>16479550
>Delivery and retrieval is the only issue
Oh that's no issue at all. She sounds very resourceful! You must be so very proud.

>>16479557
A couple centuries alone will do that to a woman. But now that her situation's changed, fingers crossed for Valentine's day!

>>16479560
Oh, 'public servant' is the more preferable term. Politician implies opposition.

>> No.16479569

>>16479526
Just as planned.

>> No.16479570

>People talking about "Slutty Anubi" towards the end of the last thread
Fun fact. If a random article on Ancient Egyptian Culture that I read once is to be believed, the manner of dress that would most likely be considered as "Slutty" by Not!Egyptian Species would be fishnets.

>> No.16479573
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16479573

>>16479563
>Not liking Chaos girls

>> No.16479576

>>16479551
Milkdemon lover here
As part of a predominantly law-enforcement hispanic family, I'd love to enlist and help out these demons.

>> No.16479580

>>16479573
Plaguebearers are a step too far, with the STD pustule vaginas and all that.

>> No.16479583

>>16479517
Love or hate it, the transformation thing is a defining aspect of the chaos girls
You don't need to do it daily but she'd probably feel bad if you didn't do it at least once or twice a month

>it's more of a constant playful banter rather than insults
She's still irritated by her poison so it wouldn't be that playful but yeah it doesn't have to be insults

>>16479552
I'm not sure about this
Wouldn't a mature Atlach-Nacha's insults hurt way more than a loli's?

>> No.16479586

>>16479567
If it's no issue, then send someone who'll survive a trip going up and down a 2000ft tall volcanic range, it's bad enough seeing Order Crusades and adventurers awkwardly asking for supplies when they try to go down into the volcano for some reason.

>> No.16479588

>>16479458
Still shit

>> No.16479589

>>16479565
So then why dumb them down to a regular girl?

>> No.16479590

Wight Power!

>> No.16479594

>>16479563
>Lumping one shitter in with the whole faction
Fuck off

>> No.16479595

>>16479583
>Wouldn't a mature Atlach-Nacha's insults hurt way more than a loli's?
I'm sorry, you misunderstood. I meant an autistic girl A-N.

>> No.16479596

>>16479580
To be fair, if you're fucking a Daemon of Nurgle then at that point you're not going to care since you've got every disease ever too.

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16479597

>>16479567
>Valentines day

oh my,how lewdly do MG wives celebrate it with husbando?

>> No.16479599

>>16479589
Wait what? I like them how they are.

>> No.16479602

>>16479573
But I do. That's why it annoys me when people want to take away their uniqueness.

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16479603

>>16479442
I still prefer the loli Atlach=Nachadashi.

>> No.16479604

>>16479596
I'm sure the first time to jam it in and you feel several blisters burst against your dick you'd wretch a little bit at least.

>> No.16479606

>>16479596
No, no, it's really gross to have literal pus for vaginal lubrication. She'd stink like hell and be literally impossible to give head to or kiss.

>> No.16479607

>>16479599
So then why did you reply?

>> No.16479610

>>16479487
How do you stop a crazed yeti with heart pupils?

>> No.16479611

>>16479442
>you will never masochisticly hang out with the CC Nacha next door

>> No.16479612

>>16479576
You don't say? That's a very noble aspiration! It's making the world a better place one region at a time. But what are your opinions on Sabbath?

>>16479586
>Order crusaders asking for supplies.
Oh. Serve them too?

>>16479597
It's really more of Valentine's Week with them, I imagine. Or at least with my waifu.

>> No.16479617

>>16479603
That guy is a lucky motherfucker imo

>> No.16479618

>>16479573
No.
I just got over Noro, I'm not going back.
Give me Tzeentch or Khorne.

>> No.16479619

>>16479583
>Love or hate it, the transformation thing is a defining aspect of the chaos girls
M8 if you can't tell the difference between not changing one bit cosmetically and simply becoming immune to phys damage, and turning into a giant ass spider for some bestiality sex, you're fucked in the head.

>> No.16479620

>>16479594
They all shitters though
Unless you want to be monsterboy, of course

>> No.16479622

>>16479594
Pretty sure you misread that post.

>> No.16479625

>>16479525
The fun is in the items that DON'T just do that.
>corruption fruit
>sticky mushroom
>wrapping vegetable

If there's one thing I think KC should make, it's some more varied items.

>> No.16479628

>>16479612
We'll serve anybody with goods to trade and we might as well take as much as we can get from them before Lava Golems and other volcanic MGs waifu them.

It's just business.

>> No.16479629

>>16479607
Did you even read what I posted? To say I like them, not everyone gives them shit.

Are you high or something?

>> No.16479631

>>16479602
Then just ignore the autists?

>> No.16479634

>>16479617
>handholding and kissing sex
>cheek rubs and cuddles
>sounding
Literally my dream life.

>> No.16479637

>>16479622
>If you don't like turning into a giant ass spider then just don't like Chaos girls
>When shoggoths are top tier and they don't turn you into giant spiders
>Trying to pass your shit in by association.
I read it perfectly well.

>> No.16479638

>>16479628
Very good point. It would be a real shame if MGs snatched them up just as they were leaving the area, after they'd come all that way and before they can bring their goods back to the Order states for resupply. A tragedy of the highest order!

>> No.16479639

>>16479634
>tfw no beautiful demon loli mistress to control my ejaculation
kill me now

>> No.16479641

>>16479604
>>16479606
Again, if you're at that point you're not gonna care.
The corruption of Nurgle runs deep and the scary thing is that you'd enjoy every second of it if you were corrupted.

>>16479610
You don't. Lay back and think of home anon.

>> No.16479643

>>16479629
Shit I thought you were responding to something else. My apologies.

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>>16479612
I actually like -some- of the sabbath, namely Baphomet.
I'd love to see a demon and Baphomet go at it for one man.
Also this doujin is one of my favorites.
Her original form earlier in the doujin, being busty/curvy as fuck too.
A Yin-Yang competition of a Demon/Baph would be hilarious yet interesting.

>> No.16479647

>>16479603
Atlach-Nachas should be kept far away from coffee
Have you seen what regular Arachnes do on that drug? I wouldn't want to ever see one under the influence

>>16479619
The incubi thing has nothing to do with it

Chaos girls all want to become one with you like their master do and them transforming you is their way to do this

Marrying a chaos girl and not letting her transform you would be like marrying a Kumiho and not letting her eat your liver

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>>16479590
i want to fuck a wight into submission

>> No.16479649

>>16479637
Shogs turns you into slimebuy and merges you into her body though

>> No.16479653

>>16479637
>he's actually this retarded

You understand those girls are in the same group? Do you even know what a Chaos girl is? How new are you?

>> No.16479654

>>16479648
I want to drink tea with a wight.

>> No.16479655

>>16479637
Shogs turn you into chaos slime.

>> No.16479659

I want to skullfuck a wight.

>> No.16479661

>>16479597
>how lewdly do MG wives celebrate it with husbando?

Mine wakes me up at midnight exactly and says, "It's 24 hours in the blast furnace for us"

>>16479638
It's also funny to see inquisitors being forced to accept her services. Mind you, they don't usually come back from the depths.

Hm, we should gate the entrance soon, it's getting silly.

>> No.16479663

>>16479643
Happens to everyone at some point I think. I was starting to doubt myself there too.

>> No.16479665

>>16479641
You know, lets not worship the chaos gods. They are silly deities.

>> No.16479670

>>16479645
Hrmph, well, stick around long enough you might see it
Good to know though! They're "a very valuable resource that has the full approval of the Demon Lord and so any of these talks of forcing them to secede and be driven out by landowning members of the Demon Realm should cease immediately before punitive action is taken"!

>>16479661
Oh no need to gate the entrance. You should entice MORE of them to come over in that direction.

>> No.16479674

>>16479659
I'm sure you could find one with a fake eye or an eyepatch, human heroes that die usually resurrect into wights when they get infused with enough DE. And being a hero means lots of bodily hazards, like the random blade to the eye.

>> No.16479686

>>16479641
>kiss her
>a boil on her tongue bursts in your mouth and floods it with slimy, sweet liquid
>it feels like you'll drown in it
>suddenly you can't resist her body
>desperately ram it in
>five pustules burst one by one as you push your way past them
>the greasy pus makes it feel better after each one
>you cum from the fifth one washing over your head
>suddenly something disgusting washes over your dick from her depths
>you're inexplicably rock-hard again
>keep on going through the night until you've caught every extradimensional STD there is
>enjoy every second of it
Plague girls are SLUTS. How else would they have all those STD's?

>> No.16479690

>>16479597
>how lewdly do MG wives celebrate it with husbando?

NON STOP FUCK. But seriously. Will the portal open on Valentine's Day?

>> No.16479694

>>16479442
So, if you can transform back into human at will, can you transform into spider at will too?
>transform into spider and hide in an alley so you can jump out and scare the crap out of a random passerby

>> No.16479695

>>16479597
I know my demon waifu celebrates by Going out and getting snacks for us to share before popping in the original Star Wars trilogy for a marathon while snuggling up against me in her usual spot on my lap.
Then after all the movies, we order Pizza and play Vidya together for the rest of the day.
The rough sex starts once we get into bed at 11 PM and continues until 3 A.M

>> No.16479698

>>16479597
By making sure their child has a November Birthday.

>> No.16479703

>>16479695
This sounds perfect.

>> No.16479704

>>16479653
We are talking past eachother on such a fundamental level I'm not sure if you're not just fucking retarded. Let me try and rephrase this.

I don't like Atlach-nacha. Partly because of the venom. Mostly because I don't want to be a giant spider. I do like Shoggoths. Both of these girls are Chaos faction. I don't like Atlach-nacha, and I state as much. Your response is that then I shouldn't like chaos girls as a whole. While I like Shoggoth. You say if I don't like one shitter, I shouldn't like the entire faction, which comprises of species I actually do like.

The unspoken implication here is, if I like shoggoth, by stint of her being a chaos girl, I also have to like atlach nacha. Becaue if I don't like atlch nacha, clearly I can't like chaos girls.

And this is why I'm telling you to fuck off.

>>16479649
>>16479655
Read
>>16479619

>> No.16479706

>>16479686
Because they're daughters of Nurgle anon. They're literally born of whatever diseases he cooks up.
The reason you'd get STDs by fucking them is because they ARE disease given flesh.
Again, if you worship Nurgle you're already infected with everything and don't give a fuck.

>> No.16479707

>>16479661
>"It's 24 hours in the blast furnace for us"

what did she meant by this?

>> No.16479710

>>16479670
Well, could just let go down there so they can try to get whatever the hell's down there, but I'm pretty sure that whoever's the boss is down there wouldn't be happy about that.

That person's word is law down there, y'know.

>> No.16479712

>>16479703
Comfy fantasies are the best fantasies.

>> No.16479713

>>16479625
>Corruption fruit
more semen

>Sticky mushroom
makes semen....stickier inside the womb

>Wrapping vegetable
okay i admit i never saw this one

>> No.16479715

>>16479707
She's a Salamander.

>> No.16479719

>>16479641
She can't catch me if I play dead in the snow

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>>16479710
Now you've gone and gotten me intrigued, anon. It couldn't be a Pit Lady, could it?

>>16479695
Sup Childhoodfriendanon!

>> No.16479725

>>16479713
>>Corruption fruit
>more semen
Quit being a retard and read the whole page.

>>Sticky mushroom
>makes semen....stickier inside the womb
And a host of other effects you ignored because you're being a dishonest shit.

>> No.16479730

>>16479715
that means lots of cuddling correct? or its something else?

>> No.16479733

>>16479670
Thanks. I'd wager even the sabbath has their uses, provided they don't go too nuts. The same can be said of anything though.
Being a sucker of lactation, BE and size diff I just love the combination of a tall/small girls in a rival.

>> No.16479734

>>16479724
I just assumed she was a Dire Red Dragon or some kind Fire Spirit.

>> No.16479740

>>16479733
>spoiler
You have been entirely forgiven thanks to your fantastic patrician taste. And yeah, it can be fun to see those kinds of rivalries play out

>>16479734
Still very intriguing. Never bothered to look down there yourself?

>> No.16479741

>>16479730
Cuddling's a thing we do as breaks every quarter.

We call it that because we lock ourselves in the bedroom for a whole day with the skylight open and have rough sex.

>> No.16479745

>>16479741
Oh dear

>> No.16479747

>>16479740
Yes, I've tried.

I got creamed by some Golems and gave them me and my waifu's business cards.

>> No.16479755

>>16479745
It's not that bad.

Mind you, if you saw the conversation last thread about "possessive scars" then that should be enough info to gauge how rough it gets.

>> No.16479759

>>16479704
>I don't want to be a giant spider that is fucking stupid and absolutely different from being turned into a slime monster

Go cry somewhere else if "m-muh Atlach-Nacha is ruining everything!!" Faggot. It's not the end of the world.

At this point it's fairly obvious you're looking for (you)s.

>> No.16479760

>>16479719
That's how you make a Yeti cry and pout and refuse to hug you!

>> No.16479762

>>16479755
I did saw it,once a vampire gets rough and she rakes you with her nails and fangs you become 100% her property

>> No.16479765
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>>16479759
>It's not the end of the world
...well I mean actually, if you go by the backstory...

>>16479747
Well hey, at least you got something out of it!

>> No.16479768

>>16479762
I see you too are a man of culture.

>> No.16479770

>>16479759
But then you had to go and give him one. Couldn't resist huh?

>> No.16479772
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16479772

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16479778

>>16479765
I'd love to destroy the world if I was being cuddled and complimented by a tsundere loli while I was doing it.

>> No.16479779

>>16479724
Not much, still sad that I don't have my waifu.

>> No.16479783

>>16479765
>Well hey, at least you got something out of it!
Broken arm and ribs, insults from golems calling me a "dirty over-dweller", new regular clients and gentle care and sex from my waifu.

Overall, a pretty good day's work.

>> No.16479784

>>16479772
>You will never have Holstaurus milk at all
Sometimes i wonder how it would taste.

>> No.16479789
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>>16479778
I admire your passion and commitment, if not your restraint.

>>16479779
Eh, ya got us mang, and that counts for somethin. Did you happen to see this from the last thread?

>>16479783
I respect a working man. That's a damn good outlook to have. You're just fine, anon.

>> No.16479792

>>16479759
>>I don't want to be a giant spider that is fucking stupid and absolutely different from being turned into a slime monster
The fact that you don't know the difference make the earlier "newfag" claim all that much more ironic.

"I don't know the difference between literally not cosmetically changing at all and becoming a giant fucking spider" With a stance this stupid, who is it that's fishing for (you)'s? I mean I'm feeling generous, if you keep saying more stupid shit I'll toss them at you.

>> No.16479793

>>16479619
>bestiality sex

That implies that it's an animal fucking a human. Except Atlach-Nacha aren't human.

>implying turning into a huge ass spider with a lot of plate armor doesn't make you resistant to physical damage

>>16479704
You said you didn't want this one "shitter" with the whole faction. Except you realise they're the same faction? But you still don't want them together? You might actually be retarded.

Also you implied that Atlach Nacha ruins the faction. This implies that the other girls don't. So in your book what makes becoming a crotch squid different from becoming a giant spider?

>> No.16479803

>>16479789
Yeah, I saw it.
Roleplaying that with the waifu would be fun.

>> No.16479809

>>16479789
I'd do anything to make my waifu happy and for the privilege of wrapping my legs around her and rubbing my tentacles all over her hips. The world is nothing compared to my love for her.

>> No.16479814

>>16479772
>>16479784
>ywn meet a Hathord Demon + hathord Baph with matching tan and Egyptian themed clothing.

>> No.16479815

>>16479789
Eh, my waifu works the forge all day because she's an artisan and actually learned it, but I go get minerals from the volcano frequently and fend off stuff pretty often.

Being body-slammed by a Golem is just another scar.

>> No.16479819

>>16479793
>That implies that it's an animal fucking a human. Except Atlach-Nacha aren't human.
And if I was going to be as semantically useless as you, technically it's all a human fucking an animal of another species, and therefor bestiality. Though, arguably not so in the case of incubi.
>You said you didn't want this one "shitter" with the whole faction. Except you realise they're the same faction? But you still don't want them together? You might actually be retarded.
I made my argument painfully clear. That you can't read isn't my problem.

>Also you implied that Atlach Nacha ruins the faction. This implies that the other girls don't. So in your book what makes becoming a crotch squid different from becoming a giant spider?
They are equally shit. Not if you were to ask me the difference between the shoggoth transformation and turning into a giant spider? I already outlined that in a previous post.

>> No.16479820

>>16479803
That it would, a great way to flip the roles up too.

>>16479809
True romance! Doomed, but true.

>>16479815
>Being body-slammed by a golem is just another scar
I bet she's memorized each and every one

>> No.16479821

>>16479421

A Dark Mage who has been taken over by a Parasite Slime.

>> No.16479823

>>16479814
>Hathord Demon
DIAMONDS
>Hathord Baph
confusion

>> No.16479828

>>16479789
I want to be summoned by a lonely nerdybus and fluster her by blushing and calling her cute and playing with her glasses and braids.

>> No.16479833

>>16479823
One is a servant to the cause.
One is a traitor to her original cause.

>> No.16479836

>>16479820
Well, considering that she's responsible for at least half, I'd hope so.

At least Salamander training toughens everything up.

>> No.16479839

>>16479828
>>16479789
The thought of being the one who terrifies the monstergirls and is otherworldly attractive to them is so intriguing to me, its why this whole summoning humans thing is so fun I think. Just seeing that nerdybus be completely overwhelmed and afraid while also abashedly aroused as she tries to plead with you to not hurt her (when obviously you have no intention) gets me going.

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>>16479821
I mean, a Dark Slime is already both a Dark Mage and a Slime.

>> No.16479847

>>16479819
>And if I was going to be as semantically useless as you, technically it's all a human fucking an animal of another species, and therefor bestiality. Though, arguably not so in the case of incubi

Guess what aswell retard. Atlach Nacha aren't animals either.

>I made my argument painfully clear. That you can't read isn't my problem.

No you didn't. You cried because Atlach-Nacha are in the same group as Shoggoths. Then said how you understand they're in the same group. Contradicting yourself. And then acted as if that was an argument. If you have a fucking problem with it bring it up with KC if it calms your autism. I wonder how well he'll listen to a whining retard.

>They are equally shit. Not if you were to ask me the difference between the shoggoth transformation and turning into a giant spider? I already outlined that in a previous post.

Ok. You don't like the big spider stuff. Ain't not problem with that. But what there is a problem with is stiring a pot and being a cunt by crying stupid shit like "don't put that shitter in the lump!". You know damn well they're in the same group and how saying that won't change it. You're just being an asshole for no reason.

It's almost like you were looking for (you)s. But don't worry, this is the last one from me. See you later shitter.

>> No.16479848

>>16479844
It only counts if she has a cute hat.

>> No.16479851

>>16479821
A Matango who has been given insane telekinetic powers by a crazed lillim.

>> No.16479852

>>16479823
>Hathorite Baphomet
>Baphomet who got sick of the Sabbath's lolicon shit.
>Started wanting a man who treated her like a woman and not a girl.
>Gave herself over to Hathor Worship.
>She didn't get any taller, but she got brown skin, wider hips, a plumper butt and big tits that look even bigger on her short frame.
>Some anon in the Cult of Hathor is going to end up with a Baby Crazy sexually frustrated shortstack Baphomet as a wife.

>> No.16479856

>>16479839
>when obviously you have no intention
I'm going to use her to satisfy my desires whether she wants to or not, anon. I'm going to kiss her face all over, hug her so hard she can barely breathe, intercrural her under her skirt and masturbate with her braid and finish all over her glasses.

>> No.16479857

>>16479500
>>16479294
>I bet Holstaur anon would like the shit out of it.
You have my full and undivided attention.

>> No.16479859

>>16479820
She'd need to take Doppelganger potions to fill the other roles though.
Your waifu will never split into five to make the "Human Summoning" roleplay even more erotic.

>> No.16479861

>>16479852
God I need this now with my Hathorite Demon.
I'm 5'10" which is "tall" for hispanics but damn I know so many girls who don't even break 4'5"

>> No.16479862
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16479862

How edgy is too edgy when it comes to stories?

>> No.16479863

>>16479856
That sounds rude. Are you atleast going to spoon after? Maybe even make her breakfast in the morning?

>> No.16479864

>>16479856
>>16479859
>"Slasher" film where a group of five MGs summon a human through some ancient magic accidentally
>he's all hopped up on Raging Mushrooms and goes around raping them one by one

It would be a box office hit!

>> No.16479866

>>16479861
Another short hispanic, I feel you bro. It's good that MGs pass the 6 feet mark.

>> No.16479867

>>16479862
Well that's a matter of opinion. Pretty much any killing in a setting for me is edgy.

>> No.16479868

>>16479856
>She's terrified and begging you not to hurt at the beginning
>She's still terrified but begging you not to stop by the end
Would you play up your 'otherworldliness'?

>> No.16479870

>>16479852
>>16479861
What would a Hathorite Demon look like?

>> No.16479871

>>16479863
I'm going to force her to shower with me, hotdog her and cum all over her lower back in the shower, and then get her and her glasses all clean for when I use her as my plush toy through the night. I'm going to hug her hard and nuzzle her face and hair while blowing hot air all over her shoulders so she can't sleep all night.

>>16479868
I'd just do my thing and use her like a plushie.

>> No.16479873

>>16479867
Any killing not solved with a lich, or any killing regardless?

>> No.16479875

>>16479852
Anon.
I'm turning that bapho into a broodmother.
She's goign to be damn near constantly pregnant.

>> No.16479878

>>16479871
Well. Every anon has their own special way of showing love. Let's leave it at that.

>> No.16479882

>>16479871
DEVILISH

>> No.16479883

>>16479870
Probably a tanned demon with cowprint underlay on the bra/top straps and under cloth on her armored leggings.
I've been working on a milk-demon version but its obvious how painfully inept I am with photoshop. Its proceeding bit by bit as I segment out each part of her so I can just give it to people to do their own color edits.

>>16479866
Indeed man. Though I love both tall and short.
Hence why demon+baph

>> No.16479887

>>16479857
Nursing Handjob.

>> No.16479889

>>16479875
Just make sure you give her Paizuri from time to time.
Her breasts are sensitive enough that she can get off on it.

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>>16479883
Oh! Its you. My catalog on fellow Demon lovers grows, muhahaha

>> No.16479892

>>16479873
Killing solved with a Lich for me is a-ok. Because it doesn't cause any serious psychological trauma. Well it may but atleast they're revived.

Just outright "I killed them. They're never coming back" stuff I what I deem edgy. It's in no means bad it's just something I wouldn't personally write in a story.

>> No.16479896

>>16479878
>>16479882
The local church will use photos of her tired ahegao when her mother comes to wake her up in the morning with the caption LOCAL GIRL BRUTALLY CUDDLED BY THE HUMAN SHE SUMMONED - IS IT TIME TO OUTLAW SUMMONING MAGIC?

They'll just seal her in with me, though. It's not like they care about her. I don't either, I'll hug her and give her headpats and tell her it'll be alright no matter how hard she cries.

>> No.16479897

>>16479889
I could do that or I could have her ride me from a seated position so I can grope her chest from behind while she does so.

>> No.16479898

>>16479888
No anon! Soon you'll have a demon army too strong for the human world! Monster girls will take over!

Also that demon looks like she's in a nightclub grinding her hips against your crotch while she dances demon-bro.

>> No.16479899

>>16479883
I like tall and short as well, but there's a point that when the tallest girl you've seen is 5'5 that shit gets ridiculous.

>> No.16479903

>>16479896
That's nice anon. But you don't care about her?

>> No.16479904
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16479904

What a top tier ara-ara

>> No.16479905

>>16479847
>Atlach Nacha aren't animals either.
I spent like 5 mins on google, the definitions I could find said nothing for sentience. So if that's not your angle, I'm not sure what grounds you're standing on. They are by definition animals, as we are.

>No you didn't. You cried because Atlach-Nacha are in the same group as Shoggoths. Then said how you understand they're in the same group.
I'll repeat myself again, for the mentally deficient. I disagree with the notion that because I dislike atlach nacha, I am obligated to dislike the chaos faction. Is that simple enough for you?

>"don't put that shitter in the lump!". You know damn well they're in the same group and how saying that won't change it.
I honestly feel sorry for you at this point. I feel like a dispute with a wurm would go smoother. I said I dislike Atlach Nacha. And rejected the notion that because of that, I dislike chaos girls. I disagree with YOUR notion that I can't dislike atlach nacha, because there is another chaos girl that I do like, and the two are affiliated. Me saying "Don't lump them in together" Isn't saying that they don't both belong to the same faction. It's me saying don't pretend that because they belong to the same faction, I am obligated to accept it all or nothing.

If not for the fact that you assured me you wouldn't
respond to this, I'd be concerned that you'd dug yourself so deeply into a pit of stupidity, the only way to save face would be to dig deeper, and we'd get nowhere.

>> No.16479909

>>16479888
>A catalog
Why? Are you trying to make an army.

>> No.16479910

>>16479898
>Soon you'll have a demon army too strong for the human world! Monster girls will take over!

Have you not been paying attention, anon~ >>16479481

Also, heck yes to your second point. Definitely a go-to spot on our days off. Great way to unwind...

>> No.16479911

>>16479903
I don't. I enjoy doing things like that to cute girls. I'm not doing any of it for her benefit.

>> No.16479912

>>16479904
Good taste, senpai.

>> No.16479913

>>16479904
Unagi-Joro definitely are.

>> No.16479914

>>16479887
Ah, so uh, what's the name of this again and where can I play it?

>> No.16479918

>>16479870
oh no it's a big tittied demon with cow horns and cowprint wow what a surprise

>> No.16479919

>>16479904
I want to receive a full body massage from her

>> No.16479920

>>16479911
>>16479896
Well, she did summon you after all. She shoulda thought of that before using white magics.

>> No.16479921

>>16479911
You say that anon but I'm pretty sure deep down you do.

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>>16479888
Yep its me. Also nice to see that neon-rave demon progress. Something is realllllllly exotic about those colors.
And yeah, I'm slowly working on both a milk-demon cowprint demon and then an egyptian-hathorite demon.
I hope said catalogue doesnt mind that I like non-extremist Baphs

>>16479899
Yeah it's unfortunate but hey, its one other reason why I love monster girls. All the variety.

>> No.16479930

>>16479921
Well, I wouldn't throw her in the trash, I guess. She's like a plush toy to me. She exists for me to cuddle and kiss all over and coo at every day and every night. She's only valuable because I can use her to feel pleasure.

>> No.16479931

>>16479924
Oh its all good as long as they're non extremist. And actually, those are just the masking layers which I used for the recolors I've done so far, I just gave them all different bright colors for easy reference and they happened to look fun together. Thing is my mask layers are based off of the lower rez image while I believe yours is based off of the higher rez one. Looking forward to seeing them!

>> No.16479932

How do you even find a shoggoth/mindflayer. Like do you dive to the bottom of the ocean and say "hey be my waifu?". Because that is some serious devotion.

>> No.16479936

>>16479920
I bet she's a pervert and enjoys being cuddled by a human. She was sick enough to summon one, after all. She knew what she was getting into and still did it.

>> No.16479937

>>16479930
>She's only valuable because I can use her to feel pleasure.

Sure, sure anon. You're like an average tsundere.

>"I-Its not like I like her or anything! I just use her for pleasure"

She's growing on anon this is good. Embrace it.

>> No.16479939

>>16479930
True to the Terranomicon's word, once a CuddleSapien is summoned, they exist only to cuddle or cuddlesex their summoning masters. There's a very strict ruleset to summoning via the Terranomicon that has no room for things such as traditional love. It is a vile book!

>> No.16479940

>>16479937
I like her as an object. I might tell her I love her and ask her to marry me, but that's just because I want to see her funny flustered face.

>> No.16479943

>>16479919
Once you "accidentally" slipped into her and get your hands stuck on her chest, she'll coil around your body.

>> No.16479945

>>16479939
>traditional love
What would this be in the Succubus world? Slutting it up? Rape?

>> No.16479950

What do you plan on cooking for you and your waifu's date on Valentine's day?

>> No.16479951

>>16479848
My Dark Slime waifu has a giant wizard hat if that counts.

And I mean the largest fucking wizard hat.

>> No.16479954

>>16479945
Rape, I assume.
>Did you hear what happened to Mindy, that quiet church girl?
>She actually found a copy of the Terranomicon and summoned a CuddleSapien!
>Her twisted fetish for snuggling and romantic fawning has landed her in deep trouble! I hear it won't even rape her and instead goes about patting her head and nuzzling against her all day!
>How horrifying!

>> No.16479955

>>16479932
Going by that little corruption game released at c90, I'd say the dungeons or sewers of long lost cities.

>> No.16479957

>>16479951
Ive seen you around. And I must ask, why does she wear the wizard hat?

>> No.16479959

>>16479932
For Shoggoths, all you have to do is want one hard enough.

For Flayers, you can hit on some off duty Nurse Flayers at the local urgent care.

>> No.16479962

>>16479951
Hats are good.

Whats the Diameter?

>> No.16479965

>>16479957
Its her beloved accessory, and the first real clothing she's ever had. Being a Slime, she also likes to hide inside it.

>> No.16479966

>>16479962
At-least 4 feet across with a tall, tipped-over point.

>> No.16479967

>>16479955
>Shoggoths wandering ruined cities and ancient catacombs looking for a living master to serve.
>Mindflayers desperately hunting for humans to have any kind of contact with sentient beings
Shit, now they sound all sorts of sad.

>> No.16479968

>>16479966
Now that's a big hat.

>> No.16479970

>>16479954
>I heard it sucks and licks her rapehole before it puts it in!
>And when it does, it keeps kissing her for the whole time it fucks her! And they interlock fingers while they do it!
>That's disgusting!
>I can't believe she'd do something like that...

>> No.16479974

>>16479950
Got to take in account what my waifus diet is so:

Starter is spicy barbecue wings made with exotic spices all complete with a lightly dressed salad.

Main course will be spaghetti with purae pasta sauce and chopped up little frankfurters.

For desert a bowl of ice cream and cookies. This will be eaten while snuggling on the couch I moved outside while watching the star filled desert sky under tons of blankets.

>> No.16479976

>>16479968
Large enough for two, occasionally.

>> No.16479979

>>16479974
Is your waifu a loli or what?

>> No.16479980

>>16479970
>It does THAT? I... I think I'm gonna be sick...
>That's not even the worst. Sometimes, I hear when they lie with each other... s-she... she faces it and it holds her in its arms... and they fall asleep together like that!
>Wait wait wait, AFTER fucking, right?
>NO! Just when they get tired after cuddling!
>EEEEEEHHHH?

>> No.16479981

>>16479965
It's cute anon.

>> No.16479982

>>16479648
Good, that's what they want you to do. Wights should be on bottom and human boys should fully claim their prizes. The lolis might be harder ojous than the fully grown ones, but they'll quickly melt too after spending some time bent over on their knees

>> No.16479984

>>16479979
No why? Does it sound too childish? I mean that's a damn tasty meal right there.

>> No.16479987

>>16479950
We won't be needing a proper diner in the blast furnace, just enough alchohol and snacks to get us by.

But I'll set up some meat loaf and other foods that you eat cold the day before, just in case.

>> No.16479990

>>16479970
>>16479980
>It has this disgusting ritual where it will wiggle its fingers under her armpits and on her tummy
>Some foul otherworldly technique they call 'tick-eling'

>> No.16479991

>>16479967
Maybe those civilizations existed before the current DL and those girls were literal nightmare fuel so they got sealed.

Over time the seals broke and they gained a new body thanks to the DL.

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>>16479981
She'll appreciate the compliment when the time comes.

>> No.16479994

>>16479967
That melts my heart. I just want to take in all the lonely Shoggoths and flayers.

>Shoggoths roaming ancient ruins shouring out for a mastah.

>> No.16479999

>>16479994
>seeking a living husband in long dead ruins
And you wonder why they don't have a mastah yet.

>> No.16480001

>>16479980
>And!
>...A-and...?
>Sometimes it doesn't even put it in! It just rubs its dick against her butt or thighs!
>What? Does it manage to cum from that? That's impossible!
>She said it likes to do it while sniffing her hair from behind...
>Disgusting...
>...And it wraps its arms around her abdomen while it does it, too...
>How horafying.

>> No.16480003

>>16479999
She's given up hope. She just wants a mastah.

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>>16479914
http://zell999.blog.fc2.com/

Bonus: http://pastebin.com/uSUYw2L9

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>>16480001
>Look what its done to her! Look how she dresses now! Its like she's ASKING to not be raped!

>> No.16480012

>>16479535
Sweet, hope it comes out well.

>> No.16480018

>>16480006
Ah, I want to cuddle a black-sclera gothic lolita with glasses and a himecut...

>> No.16480023

>>16480006
I want to molest her in a train, only to blend back into the crowd when her hopes are up.

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>>16480018
Too bad, you get a nagging cat.

>> No.16480027

>>16480023
D E V I L I S H

>> No.16480034

>>16480023
>>16480006
>>16480001
>Tormented with constant feelings of comfort and general appreciation as well as protection
>her mind is slowly broken to appreciate tender lovey-dovey sex instead of lust-crazed rape

NO SUCCUBUS DESERVES THIS YOU MONSTER GET THE PITCHFORKS

>> No.16480035

>>16480025
Cute! I'll sniff her ears while she lectures me.

>> No.16480036

>>16479967
Wow, that's depressing. I'd go in to take at least one shog home.
I bet she would immediately latch onto me upon noticing me while hysterically crying tears of joy.

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16480038

Cute tomboy oni!

>> No.16480039

>>16480004
Wew, you the real hero anon.

>> No.16480040

>>16480018
I want to see a gothloli Devil now.

>> No.16480042

>>16480038
I want to molest her and sniff her butt!

>> No.16480043

>>16480034
I'm no monster, obviously i'm going to marry her.

>> No.16480045

>>16480038
HORNRUBS

>> No.16480047

>>16480038
Gettin' real tired of that Oni.

>> No.16480048

>>16480043
Marriage is illegal in that world, you sicko.

>> No.16480052
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16480052

>>16480045
HORNJOBS.

>> No.16480054

>>16480045
That's lewd.

But is it as lewd as TAILJACKING

>> No.16480055

>>16480036
I wonder what the process is like for a Shog when you first take her into your home. Does she have a little ritual of learning every smallest detail about it? Does she start staring at you with a soft smile to observe your regular routines so she can learn what she needs to do to assist going forward?

I love Shogs and think they're the cutest fucking thing but I like to imagine they can't verbally communicate. It's part of their whole 'cutecreepy' factor.

>> No.16480059

>>16479914
You can get to the cowgirl area in the beginning of the sand area, need kobold hammer to break the first wall to the right, then dash under it with kappa.

>> No.16480062
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16480062

>>16480054
Is.

>> No.16480068

>>16480043
>marriage? What's that?
>...apparently it's when you make a promise to only have sex with one person, among other things.
>Oh wel that's not too bad I guess, just for a night or-
>For the rest of your life.
>WHAT?! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!

>> No.16480069

>>16480062
The head is truly the lewdest organ.
>Headpats are lewder than fingering
>Nuzzling is lewder than cunnilingus
>Horn rubs are lewder than penetration

>> No.16480077

>>16480062
I just want to surprise my waifu by grabbing her by the tip of her tail and rub it for awhile.

Also, gonna need a source on that.

>> No.16480081

>>16480059
Thank you anon.

>> No.16480091

>>16480062
Headpatting truly is the ultimate molestation technique.

>> No.16480092

>>16480069
Surely ear rubbings is lewder than those!

>> No.16480094

>>16480055
I like the uninvited shoggoths more. Squeezing in through the door cracks with a smile, and the purple residue they leave behind continues expanding along the floor and walls, leaving everything the same, yet fundamentally different.

>> No.16480095

>That irritating moment when you have to explain to high-and-mighty Lawful Good MG (for the hundredth time) that you're not some damned 'Hero' to be idolized or celebrated, but a mercenary who has killed more people than she will ever meet.
>Yeah, you held that bridge alone against a horde of marauding barbarians, saving some damned village and nearly dying in the process, but that was just because your Kiki niece lives there and the lil' shit can make you do goddamn anything when she fires up those floodgates she calls 'eyeballs'.
>No, you didn't boldly save the King from the brutal realm of Annwyn, you just sort of fell into another dimension and decided that fighting your way out of a land where EVERYTHING is trying to murder you with a famed warrior watching your back was a little less suicidal than doing it on your own.
>And by the Gods, if she brings up that fucking Titan just ONE more time...

>> No.16480101

>>16479932
You stumble into her mansion in the mountains in the midst of a feverish delirium.

>> No.16480106

>>16480094
>>16480055
Both of these are incredibly cute.

>> No.16480110

>>16480095
But anon I'm not a mercenary. I wouldn't kill somebody. That's wrong.

>> No.16480113

>>16480095
Realist Hero vs idealist Lilim when?

>> No.16480115

>>16480095
>Not playing along and making her have the time of her life talking with a "real" hero

>> No.16480118

>>16480095
She just wants you to feel apreciated.

>> No.16480121

>>16480113
Hopefully never.
It's a lucky day when I run into a character labeled a "realist" who doesn't go about five times too far straight into "edgy cunt" territory.

>> No.16480122
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16480122

I'm a fucking slut for mofu.

>> No.16480124

>>16480094
>>16480055
>read a book while sipping some whiskey in your favorite recliner
>Jeeze, you swear it's comfier than usual, and the fireplace feels like it's crackling in the most soothing of ways
>slowly drift asleep in comfort, mumbling to yourself how much you love this old house
>a Shoggoth that has been tending to you for years without your knowledge materializes in the middle of the living room, beaming a warm smile and staring at you without saying a word
>she inches closer every 24.63minutes, the house utterly silent, her expression unchanged from a warm, caring and nurturing stare
>at daybreak, she's inches from your face, and slowly leans forward until your noses are almost touching
>you drift awake, the house just as you left it when you fell asleep, smile and go about your day
>somewhere in a quiet corner of your house, a soundless whisper reverbs in the nothingness, saying "Next time I will get closer"

>> No.16480125

>>16480122
And im a slut for dragons!

I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION.

>> No.16480126

>>16480122
Coincidentally, Manticores are the only mofu that comes to mind that I would NOT be a slut for.

>> No.16480127

>>16480122
Well, I'm a slut for fire geckos

The heat's totally safe.

>> No.16480131
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>>16480126
What's wrong with mofucores?

>> No.16480130

>>16480122
Don't worry. It's natural. Like puberty.

>> No.16480132

>>16480125
Hello there brother. I'm also a slut for dragons.

Do you have any specific addictions?

>> No.16480136

>>16480124
My heart. This is why Shoggoths will always be in my top 3.

>> No.16480138
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16480138

>>16480131
This.

>> No.16480140

>>16479442
>Mature Atlach-Nachas exist
Fuck yes, now I like her even more than before.

>> No.16480141

>>16480122
Well I'm a slut for Cows, more specifically big cows.

>> No.16480142

>>16480068
that would be interesting to see how a succubus would react to purification
>succubus sets her sights on anon
>he's so pure, she can't bring herself to rape him and just starts dating him instead
>after awhile, she starts acting less slutty
>a few weeks later, there's loud banging on anon's door
>it's the succubus and her mom, who is absolutely pissed
>"Are you the one who did this to my little girl?! You bastard, what have you done?!"
>your succubus friend is wearing modest clothing, straightened her hair, and removed all her pleasure runes
>"Mother, please. Don't cause trouble for, Anon."
>the mother sees something shine on your hand and grabs you by the wrist, revealing it to be a silver ring
>"And what the hell is this, huh?! Some kinda wedding ring?!"
>"No, Mother. You don't understand." succubus shows that she's wearing one too. "It's a chastity ring. It means we promised not to have sex until we get married."
>her mother pukes right on anon's front door step

>> No.16480143

>>16480138
It's supposed to be cool.

>> No.16480146

>>16480122
hello anon I'm anon and I'm a slut for cockatrice

>> No.16480148

>>16480124
Romantic Yandere are the best and Shoggs absolutely have it on fucking lockdown

>> No.16480150

>>16480146
What are you?

>> No.16480151
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16480151

What does /mgt/ most want KC to do in the not so distant future? I for one want him to, over the course of 1-2 years, draw enries for the 9 orders of angelic beings, 8 to go as we already have the 3rd sphere 3rd rank 'Angels'
Seraphim
Cherubim
Thrones
Dominions
Virtues
Powers
Principalities
Archangels
Angels
Or maybe I just REALLY want a Seraph monstergirl.

>> No.16480153

>>16480142
>Darling, remember when your mom puked on my door step? those sure where the times.

>> No.16480155

>>16480143
There's nothing cool about 意地悪, anon.

>> No.16480158

>>16480151
I'd kinda like the biblical beast of Behemoth, Leviathan and Ziz.

>> No.16480162

>>16480142
Top lel, thats fantastic
>Succumom forces anon to sleep over with succupure
>horrified as she puts an ear to the door to the room they're in and hears them both fast asleep and not fucking

>> No.16480165

>>16480151
Sounds cool

>> No.16480168

>>16480153
you think she'd come to the wedding, or would she go "I have no daughter!" on her?

>> No.16480170

>>16480168
She will probably calm down once she realizes she has granddaughterus.

>> No.16480174

>>16480113
So Indrick vs Victoria?

>> No.16480175

>>16480158
Yeah, this is what I want, too. The angels and such are all fine and good, but I really want to see the beasts and demons.

>> No.16480178

>>16480174
Wait, what?

>> No.16480179

>>16480155
I would touch whatever 意地悪 is.

>> No.16480181

>>16480178
Losenis' story

>> No.16480182
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16480182

>>16480151
I wouldn't mind if KC did more Heaven monstergirls.
Hell, maybe we'll get an Angel that gains the level of popularity girls like the Demon have.

>> No.16480186

>>16480179
>malicious; ill-tempered; unkind
You have fun with that.

>> No.16480188

>>16480162
I wonder if she'd change her tune when after they come back from their honeymoon her daughter is incredibly pregnant.
Not even the most traditionalist Succubus can resist spoiling her granddaughters!

>> No.16480191

>>16480138
Cruel + love is still a pretty good combination though. She'd probably dote a little bit on my unconscious, exhausted body.

>> No.16480194

>>16480186
I will, thank you very much.

>> No.16480195

>>16480175
Yeah, especially with the descriptions that exist of them.

Behemoth being a semi-divine thing that only God himself could kill.

Leviathan being a fuck-huge sea dragon that breathed fire.

Ziz is a giant bird that rules the sky.

Could be some cool MGs that come from that.

>> No.16480197

>>16480150
everything and at the same time nothing

>> No.16480199

>>16480170
>>16480188
That's the thing, they'd stay pure until a traditional wedding, then go on their honeymoon, and on the first night when Anon finally says 'Let's make love' her face would slowly crack and she'd ravage him like an animal all night long
After that they both mellow out to a more standard relationship

>> No.16480203

>>16480151
I want him to focus on undead kingdoms like he did wonderland

>> No.16480207

>>16480124
Okay, but what happens when Anon, who doesn't realize that he's had a Shoggoth meido all these years, hires a Kikimora meido that takes a fancy to him?

>> No.16480208

>>16479421

Jesus christ that is amazing

what I'd do to be able to draw like that...

>> No.16480213

>>16480151
>>16480158
>>16480175
>>16480195
If we're talking about Abrahamic Monsters, I'd want a Serpent of the Garden Lamia, the Nahash. Don't tell me you wouldn't a Lamia offering you an apple of forbidden knowledge.

>> No.16480216

>>16480182
From what I can tell, the Japs tend to view higher level angels as abominations that the human mind just doesn't really understand. I'm mostly getting this from MGQ, Bayonetta, and SMT but for the most part the christian heaven and jap heaven look pretty different.

>> No.16480218
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16480218

Done, enjoy your Hathor Dark Mage.

>> No.16480220

>>16480132
Older dragons.

CC dragons that have pent up lust over the course of millennia.

>> No.16480223

>>16480218
YOOOOOOO

>> No.16480225

>>16480216
That's not so much a "Japanese" interpretation as it is them taking cues from the Old Testament.

>> No.16480226

>>16480208
KC would actually be Hirame/Asanagi/Xration tier if he did REAL doujins on the regular.

>> No.16480229

>>16480218
Fan fucking-tastic

Thank you

>> No.16480230

>>16480218
You're a damn good artist on top of being oriented in the art of thicc.

>> No.16480231

>>16480218
You are my hero

Whats next on your agenda?

>> No.16480232

>>16480213
>The Nahash
Wut, I thought that was Lucifer.

>> No.16480233

>>16480208
With practice and love you may very be on that level one day.

>> No.16480234

>>16480225
You're probably right but evidently I have a limited amount of sources of visual depictions.

>> No.16480236

>>16480218
Holy shit!!!! Fucking 12/10

>> No.16480238

>>16480225
Yeah, I've seen some pretty bizarre art of angels inspired by the old interpretations. I mean, we could always use more abominations, but I still prefer Behemoth and Leviathan.

>> No.16480239

>>16480151
More BIG girls, with muscle if possible
More aquatic girls, especially shark girl
More pure doms girls in general
I also want KC to tells us more about the Chaos Gods down there, but only enough to speculate, mystery is good too.

>> No.16480244

>>16480220
I prefer my dragon a bit more yonger than that, but I can see the charm in older ladies. Great dragon taste my friend.

>> No.16480245

>>16480218
You're doing gods work sir.
I wish I could get decent at drawing so I could hathor up everything.

>> No.16480249

>>16480178
>He doesn't know

>> No.16480250

>>16480238
Cthulhu monstergrill with nothing but garbled glitched and unreadable text when?

>> No.16480255

>>16480218
I will, all night every night, and all day everyday.

>> No.16480257
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16480257

How far can one go from the profile art while making that girl identifiable as a member of that respective monstergirl species?

>> No.16480259

>>16480236
>!!!!

>> No.16480266

>>16480232
The Serpent is never explicitly stated to be Satan, though some people do view it as him or an aspect of him, and some see him as a separate divine, though I imagine your opinion depends on whether you interpret Genesis as a literal history or a figurative story. Fun fact, the word Nahash (Sometimes spelled Nachash) can mean both Serpent and "The Shining One".

Even if you're not religious studying this kind of stuff can be interesting and rewarding. That's part of why I love Monster Girls, seeing and learning about all these cool Monsters from around the world and seeing them be cute girls.

>> No.16480272

>>16480266
There's some crazy stuff in the bible, like that one guy who wrestled an angel for a day.

>> No.16480273

>>16480257
As long as the monster parts look the same or just with minor differences you should be fine.

>> No.16480276
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/582521/First-sex-robot-Harmony-cyborg-Real-Doll-Realbotix-cyborg-dreams-sexual-smartphone-iPhone

>> No.16480277

>>16480234
There are descriptions in the texts, which is what most of the variations are extrapolated from.

>And as for their appearance, the four looked alike, something like a wheel within a wheel.
>Their entire body, their rims, their spokes, their wings, and the wheels—the wheels of the four of them—were full of eyes all around.

>Seraphs were in attendance above him; each had six wings: with two they covered their faces, and with two they covered their feet, and with two they flew.

>Each one had four faces: the first face was that of the cherub, the second face was that of a human being, the third that of a lion, and the fourth that of an eagle.
>These were the living creatures that I saw underneath the God of Israel by the river Chebar; and I knew that they were cherubim.
>Each had four faces, each four wings, and underneath their wings something like human hands.

Fun stuff like that.

>> No.16480278

>>16480266
I do in fact, unironically, eagerly participate in bible study every wednesday so I may very well bring this up

>> No.16480282

>>16480218
Well time for rounds 3-12!
>good night anons

>> No.16480286
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i want a christmas cake dragon to kidnap me and satisfy her life long pent lust on me for a entire week

not sure if either of us will be able to move afterwards

>> No.16480289

>>16480276
The uncanny valley is real.

>> No.16480292

>>16480276
>Waifubots will never not be 3D

>> No.16480307

>>16480095
>>16480113
>She was expecting some huge, muscular knight in shining armour with a chin that could cut diamonds and bright, piercing blue eyes that could pierce through the deepest darkness.
>Or maybe some bishounen noble with shining golden locks and a lovely, sparkling smile that could warm the deepest frozen abyss.
>...What she got was just... some guy. With scars and stubble and a tired frown.
>"So, uhh... you wanna do the big damned speech now, or should just get to the fighting part already? Not gonna lie, not really digging the whole 'Dramatic Battle in a Thunderstorm' thing..."
>Her face scrunches up and she suppresses a quiet hiccup as tears form at the corners of her eyes.
>It's not right.
>This isn't how this is supposed to go.
>She trembles slightlyunder the effort to suppress her own tumultuous feelings.
>It's not fair.
>It's not fair!
>"IT'S NOT FAIR!"
>She's openly sobbing now, leaning into his chest and banging on it weakly with her fists, her broken heart clearly sapping her god-like strength.
>The 'Hero', for his part, just sighed, dropped his shield and half-heartedly wrapped his arm around the literal hell-spawn weeping into his chest, gently patting and stroking her back.
>He bore the expression of a man who'd been forced to listen to the same song over and over again for far too long.
>"GOD-... dammit, every time..."

>> No.16480308

>>16480286
I want to comfront a jaded and lonely dragon and make sure she'll never spend another day of her life alone.

>> No.16480312

>>16480226

Not sure who any are, unfortunately

>>16480233

haha, i wish.

i naturally suck at drawing...

dedicating like 10 years (minimum) to become just passable is also a demoralizing thought, too

on a positive note i am in my early twenties so in a scientific sense i am still good to learn new skills

eh. i think it is defo possible but the probability is low

In the case you were being genuine: thanks.

>> No.16480316
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>>16480231
The original plan was to draw a loli dark mage, but I'm putting that plan on the side for now, I've seen that new sweater that's been getting popular in Japan lately, so I wanna draw either my lich or busty devil in it.

>>16480245
Just keep drawing stuff that interests you everyday and eventually, you'll get good.

>> No.16480319

Hey, anon, that waifu of yours?

She's just alright

>> No.16480320

>>16480312
>not recognizing any of those names

>> No.16480323

>>16480319
Yours is pretty good.

>> No.16480326

>>16480323
Hey

thanks

>> No.16480328

>>16480319
Oh, thanks.

The feeling's mutual.

>> No.16480329

>>16480316
>so I wanna draw either my lich or busty devil in it.
Heavens above that sounds sublime. On another note, will you draw Hathor one day? She's among the many /a/ thread creations that have since gone dormant in regards to art.

>> No.16480335

>>16480316
I want to pick her up and carry her off.

>> No.16480338

>>16480320
It's not like he's missing out. Artists that do shit fetishes shouldn't be encouraged to do anything.

>> No.16480341

>>16480307
Do you think she'd eventually fall for his "rugged charm"? Especially after he ends up saving her while telling her that it's just because he hates seeing girls cry.
Boys like him would probably be seen as Tsunderes by monstergirls.

>> No.16480357

>>16480329
Nah, I don't have any plans for drawing her anytime soon.

>> No.16480359

>>16480357
Alrighty

>> No.16480360

>>16480320

Well yeah, i just randomly came here from the home page because i saw a hot babe as the thumbnail

otherwise, no, i don't know ecchi/hentai and r34 artists or "the scene", i just seek out images and doujins when i feel like it.

>> No.16480364

>>16480338
It's just futa/maledom/ntr respectively and only one of those is shit it's ntr

>> No.16480370

>>16480316
Sweater devil sounds perfect.

>> No.16480371

I want to pick up and carry off an oppai loli dark mage when she's trying to threaten me in the woods.

>> No.16480374

>>16480360
>i just randomly came here
Kinda guessed that by your reddit spacing.

>> No.16480376

>>16480371
Is she a real oppai loli or is it just the effect of a mass of spells she was fucking around with

>> No.16480379

>>16480376
Real
Wait till she uses said "mass of spells"

>> No.16480383

>>16480376
Real oppai loli.
She doesn't find it all that bothersome....until now.

>> No.16480386

>>16480374
>reddit spacing
Never thought I'd see that term here of all places.

>> No.16480389

>>16480272
And he did it just to get a blessing.

>> No.16480393

>>16480386
I didn't realize the term was endemic to a place.
Honest to god, what else would one call it?

>> No.16480396

>>16480389
Yeah, it's fucking awesome, he can wrestle a fucking angel but was like, "Naw man, I my fucking blessing" and they had a ladder match but the top of the ladder is Heaven.

It's amazing.

>> No.16480397

>>16480360
Those 3 + Tanabe Kyou, Yamatogawa, Darabuchi, Hisasi, Black Dog, Raita, Butcha-U, Creayus, Erect Sawaru, Fan no Hitori, SolopipB, Fuetakishi and 774

You're welcome.

>> No.16480403

>>16480393
Double indent you pentuple nigger

>> No.16480407

>>16480316
Have you considered drawing the bottom-heavy Wight or Anubis you did before from behind to show off the rear?

>> No.16480408

>>16480403
>Indent

Do you know what that means?

>> No.16480412

>>16480403
But that fails to get across the point that people who use it to the exclusion of single returns tend to frequent a certain site more than is healthy, as the only way to get a new line there is to double return.

>> No.16480431
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16480431

I don't know if I'll ever understand how MGs can take the absolute minimally-revealing clothing around and make it lewd as hell.

>> No.16480446
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16480446

I want a glacies
and her mom too

>> No.16480447

>>16480374

not really, just what i am used to. i post more on 4chan and forums than on reddit

>> No.16480452

How do dire vampires act if they are desperate for blood or semen?

>> No.16480453

>>16480407
Maybe again in the future when I'm drawing ass.

>> No.16480460

>>16480452
They swoop down on and carry their husbando away to drink from him.

Basically mid-air Undead snusnu.

>> No.16480463

>>16480452
Depends on where they are.

If you're in your home then they'll charm you with their magic/eyes (probably with a ferocious growl in their voice) so that you then them in, whereupon they'll pounce you and pin you against the wall, draining you nearly dry.

If you're in their castle or in the open though....they'll roughly land, pin you against the wall with a growl, and proceed to roughly drain you.

The former leaves you a note 'thanking' you with an invitation to their castle and the latter simply informs you that you have the next day off.... Maybe with a little bit of cuddling after...

And yes, that second one happens even if you aren't in her home.
She basically kidnaps you

>> No.16480465

>>16480452
Cut the victims balls off and stab with a syringe and pull? or just eat them

>> No.16480466

>>16480460
what if they dont have a husbando? just snatch a random lonely guy at night?

>> No.16480469

>>16480431
Well for starters, she isn't wearing any pants.

>> No.16480474
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16480474

Anyone have the uncensored version of this pic saved or knowledge of where it originates?

>> No.16480480
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16480480

>>16480469
It works either way.

>> No.16480481

>>16480465
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>16480474
http://i.imgur.com/F8ycMna.jpg

>> No.16480487

Should abatwas have any special interaction with ant arachne?

>> No.16480489
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16480489

>>16480431
Anything would look lewd if you made it form-fitting over a pair of huge, heaving tits.

>> No.16480498

>>16480463
>And yes, that second one happens even if you aren't in her home.
>She basically kidnaps you
Perfection. Older monsters that kidnap and force husbandu men are the best.

>> No.16480502

>>16480480
>Blue tails
Anime hair is one thing, but anime fur is a bit much, I think.

>> No.16480503

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that oppai lolis make the best spell casters as they don't need those silly strenght bonuses anyways..Even hobgoblins, they just go sorcerer and use charisma.

>> No.16480508

>>16480498
She just wanted to make sure that you didn't suffer an unfortunate fate in the streets is all.

it would ill reflect her standing if she left a freshly fed upon man in the streets.

>> No.16480513

Ya know, I kinda had a weird thought; Do MGs have a grasp of the other, non-romantic kinds of love, or is it just a black and white concept to them?

Like, do they tense up a little when their husband is talking on the phone with his mom or grandma and she hears him casually say "Love you too."?

Are they confused by the existence of what he calls his 'best friend', because the two have known eachother for so long and clearly care about eachother yet neither ever alped?

>> No.16480520

>>16480513
>Do MGs have a grasp of the other, non-romantic kinds of love
This is pretty obvious when you remember that MGs are bound to love their daughters.

>> No.16480524

>>16480503
I just want you to know I read all of these and they're mildly amusing even if I rarely reply.

>> No.16480531

>>16480524
Thank you anon, have a good one.

>> No.16480532

>>16480513
>Like, do they tense up a little when their husband is talking on the phone with his mom or grandma and she hears him casually say "Love you too."?
Ideally, yes. And it's a battle between "Urge to kill rising" and "No, logically speaking all human say that to their parents, it doesn't mean anything"

But then, I like yanderes.

>> No.16480534

>>16480503
>oppai lolis make the best spell casters
Never will ANY loli be in my party, only dires for MAXIMUM TANK!

>> No.16480539

>>16480534
But then, how will you cross large gaps without fly spells?

Or endure harsh elements and travel great distances in but a moment's notice?

You can't do that with just a party a barbarians!

>> No.16480540

>>16480534
>Being a Tank Whore
Hope you enjoy having your sanity worn down to nothing by constant calls for healing.

>> No.16480543

>>16480539
>Large gaps
Jump them with barbarian strength
>Endure elements
Stop giving a fuck. Alternatively, enter barbarian rage
>Travel great distances
Ride the White Mage

>> No.16480548

>>16480539
then get a dire who can use magic, maybe a drunkard dire Saytoros who can use magic, i kinda wanna see how that'd go
>>16480540
then stock up on healing items from a tanuki merchant, problem solved

>> No.16480561
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16480561

Rate my adventuring party. Warrior/tank, ranger/scout, and bard/mesmer, and I'm the healer.

>> No.16480563

>>16480520
Oh, right. That makes sense. Should probably go to bed now.

Just kinda found the thought of scholarly MGs working tirelessly to understand the 'Weird' and 'Alien' things that humans do to be a comedic goldmine.

Especially if they should ever try to wrap their heads around male bonding.

>> No.16480566

>>16480534
My party will have neither lolis nor dires, just a bunch of young adventurers.

>> No.16480578

>>16480566
>Be a washed up jaded healer tempered by years of bullshit.
>Need the money so you sign up with a party of younger adventurers to go through a low level dungeon.
>Bunch of teenage monstergirls and human boys focused with romanticized views of adventuring.
>During the fighting against ancient war machines in a catacomb, you heal one of them after she catches a sword to the gut.
>"Thanks anon!"
>...
>"Anon?"
>I'm sorry, that's the first time I've been thanked by a party member in nearly seven years and I didn't know how to process it.

>> No.16480579

>>16480561
I just realized Cupids have permanent heart pupils.

Who ever is getting shot with her arrows is going to be forced to give an 'arrow' back aren't they?

>> No.16480581
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16480581

What frustrates your favorite Monster Girl?

>> No.16480583

>>16480578
>Healer
Ehh

>> No.16480584
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16480584

>>16480581
Scratches.

>> No.16480587
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16480587

Bras.

>> No.16480589

>>16480578

I'll just cast regen on the tank every now and then. I'm always the goddamn healer.

>> No.16480590

>>16480463
Wow, that is terrifying, yet very flattering, especially >>16480508 .
Hopefully, if she catches me in my home, she won't get too impatient waiting for me to recover.

>> No.16480591

>>16480587
Are a sin in the eyes of Hathor.

>> No.16480592

>>16480581
Bullshit Bosses.
Fuck Shadow Mitsuo with a metal rake.

>> No.16480594

buying gf

>> No.16480595

>>16480316
>Loli Dark Mage
Looks very cute, so I look forward to when you revisit this.

>> No.16480596
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16480596

>>16480591
Aye.

>> No.16480597

>>16480592

Original or Golden? I never played Golden, but I'm guessing that's what you're talking about.

>> No.16480599

>>16480589
>not enjoying the best role
Man, non healsluts are so hard to understand from the inside.

>> No.16480600

>>16480596
You're living a bit dangerously, lad.

>> No.16480601
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16480601

>>16480596
I want that cow (or even better a whole herd) to touch ME

>> No.16480602 [DELETED] 
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16480602

Alright faggots, I've had enough. You all keep talking about the "happening" like its your god damn salvation. Well you know what, I'm tires of listening to you all bitch and moan! The happening happens now! I'll teach you to mess interdimensional traversal!

Before you gentlemen are 7 boxes. Inside each of these boxes is something I'd like to call a "beacon." The boxes in question are enchanted to prevent any signal from escaping and reaching its intended target.

Each of the beacons will connect to a dimension populated by mamano, but be warned. I have absolutely no idea what is in the boxes or even the slightest clue what kind of world they actually connect to.

Also, only one box can be opened, as due to the nature of this universe, opening a rift of that size will cause our dimension to become ubstable.

If we open a second, it will literally tear the fabric of space and time into pieces.

As such, you will all be voting on which box to open.

The boxes in question are:

1: A slightly bloodied and chain-bound treasure chest
>When shaken it makes a wet, gooey sound.
>I think it might be breathing

2: A blue lacquered jewelery box
>Shaking gives us a metallic clanking sound
>It's well polished and clean despite having sat in my closet for about 5 years.

3: A plain looking cardboard box.
>Shaking gives dull thuds but it seems like its one solid object.
>Duct-taped shut, I don't have a box cutter so you fags have to provide one.

4: A beaten up safe.
>To heavy to lift, let alone shake.
>Still sealed shut despite seeming to have taken a few shotgun blasts and some shaped c4 charges.

5: A black and white gift with ribbon and a bow.
>Shaking produces no sound
>Wrapping paper is so glossy you can see your reflection, but the colors are inverted like a photo negative.

6: A faded ammo box.
>Shaking produces extensive jangling, like a jar of coins
>Faded yellow on the side reads ".50" but that's all I can make out.

7:An Addidas Shoebox
>Shaking gives a slightly squishy sound.
>Has patches of mildew here and there.
> I honestly don't even know if there is actually a beacon on this one, I just found it with the other boxes in my closet. Just think of it as the extra mysterious box

Anyway gentlemen, I wish you a happy happening. Tomorrow at 6:30 EST, I will open whichever box you decide on.

Or we could just not open any of them and you can all continue to wallow in your misery. I mean, who knows what might come through one of those portals.

Choose your fate here, and remember, I warned you.
VvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvV
http://www.strawpoll.me/12214272

>> No.16480604

>>16480600
RIDE THE LINE
yeah maybe

>>16480601
Why are Holsts so fucking perfect

>> No.16480607

>>16480581
People not following rules/guidelines/schedules etc.

Also things too small to use thanks to her paws

>> No.16480608

>>16480579
>Who ever is getting shot with her arrows is going to be forced to give an 'arrow' back aren't they?
No? Kind of defeats the purpose of pairing a couple if you demand the guy's 'arrow' after that, right?

>> No.16480609

>>16480596
That is probably my favorite picture Loen has ever done, you're also cutting it dangerously close there anon careful that you don't get suffocated by a pair of tits for breaking the rurs.
>>16480601
I too want only that.

>> No.16480610

>>16480597
Both of them are equally bullshit.
Golden has the Shin Mitsuo Tensei remix so it's marginally better.

>> No.16480612

>>16480599

When I played Final Fantasy XI most of my time was spent spamming regen, haste and heals.

When I played Final Fantasy XIV, all I did was keep people alive with my little pixie and preventative spells.

When I played Overwatch all I played was Zenyatta and Lucio because hey let's have 5 dps because why not.

Sometimes a man just needs a break.

>> No.16480614

>>16480607
>set her watch forward by 5 minutes
>????

>> No.16480615 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
No one likes you, chuuni automaton. Every twist is alps

>> No.16480616 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
>Adidas
cyka

>> No.16480621 [DELETED] 
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>>16480615
Unless you actually want the alps, then Robot Devil makes up something lovelier for you.

>> No.16480622
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16480622

>>16480604
cows are the toppest of tier creatures, and the bigger the better
>>16480609
my fellow cow lover

>> No.16480626 [DELETED] 

>>16480615
I already told you, I have no idea what's in them. I just know they connect to a dimension with Mamano. I merely tire of this thread's misery, I wish you would just kill yourselves so that I can torment you in the underworld already. However, if a universe that you select does in fact have alps you are more than welcome to murder them to your heart's content.

>> No.16480627
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16480627

Light-armored, fat-bottomed Automaton Archer.
Tittymonster Berserker Golem.
Shortstack Lava Golem Caster/Healer

>>16480561
I see only one good girl and two lame ones that only lame folk like.

>> No.16480629

>>16480614
If you want to be really mean, set it back 5 minutes so she's late to everything.

>> No.16480632

>>16480581
What would frustrate an Automaton?

>> No.16480635

>>16480596
How much areola is too much areola on a blue board?

>> No.16480637

>>16480612
>wah wah me me me
Oh, now I understand.

>not wanting your waifu dps to look to you for praise after killing the raid boss through good cooldown management
>not turning her into unkillable reinhardt as a mercy, watching as she gleefully hammers anything and everything that tries to walk past the shield

You just don't love your waifu enough to want to see her smile. Or worse, you just play all your games solo. How sad.

>> No.16480638

>>16480632
Someone who claims to only speak lies?

>> No.16480639

>>16480629
I was intentionally avoiding that.
If I'm pranking someone, it's going to be benign.

>> No.16480640
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16480640

>>16480581
Weakness and leftists and betas but I repeat myself

>> No.16480641 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
>A beaten up safe
Safes usually have something worthwhile or otherwise valuable.

Question is will it treasure me?

>> No.16480642 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
Oh boy.

>> No.16480645

>>16480581
People in her personal space.

>> No.16480646

>>16480637

If she's Reinhardt I'd rather go Ana, even with the nerf to nano. Sleep dart is too good.

>> No.16480649 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
Cardboard box

>> No.16480650

>>16480627
Don't call Hellhounds and Cupids lame. They have a hard enough time as it is.

>> No.16480653

>Be a farmhand at a MonsterGirl farm
>Mostly do stuff like milking Holstaur and shearing Weresheep
>One Holstaur in particular seems to only let you be the one to milk her
>She's shy as all hell but also probably one of the biggest and best producers in the whole farm
>You're sweet on her too but kinda afraid of taking things further cause you think it'll be an awkward relationship (you're just a country guy who don't know about how MG relationships work or nothin, you ain't read no encyclopedia)
>One day, the call comes through town that the army needs to conscript able bodied folks into the army to fend off an impending Monster attack on a city some ways away
>You get drafted and have to go
>Get one last chance to meet with the Holstaur girl before you ship off

What do? Keep in mind that you're not her husband, so if you get defeated and captured by a Monstergirl they'll not be deterred in raping you and potentially dragging you off to the other side of the world for marriage.

>> No.16480654

>>16480646

Also if I had a waifu to play games with I probably wouldn't be a grumpy piece of shit.

>> No.16480655

>>16480635
Oh fine, since I don't feel like findin out I'll scratch it.

>> No.16480662
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16480662

damn Elves.

>> No.16480663

>>16480627
They aren't based on like, they're based on performance. None of those three are particularly high on my overall enjoyment list.
What kinda caster/healer is a lava golem? Or an archer Automaton?

>> No.16480668

>>16480653
now all I can think about is a farm full of big beefy bovines who one day all drag me into the barn with them, the thought of being enveloped in all that warm, soft, sensually mooing flesh and all the lewd things they'd hold me down and do to me, cows cause me to have the lewdest thoughts

>> No.16480670

>>16480654
Same. If monstergirls played video games, being a healer wouldn't feel like such a chore.

>> No.16480671

>>16480640
fuck, I'm 3 for 3

>> No.16480672
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16480672

Would you listen to her stories?

>> No.16480673

>>16480662
Damn nips and their useless sweaters.

>> No.16480676
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16480676

>>16480662
Good God that Dark Elf.

>> No.16480679

>>16480672
All day long.

>> No.16480680

>>16480662

That cat mouth and beauty mark... damn. I can't resist.

>> No.16480682

>>16480672
Since I have a bit of an autismal imagination, I'd have no problem being apart of her far more coherent ones.

>> No.16480683

>>16480662
>>16480676
too much ass!

>> No.16480687

>>16480672
I would call her my angel of music, and haunt places together.

>> No.16480689

>>16480672
Would she read mine?

>> No.16480693

>>16480668
I imagine they'd get RIGHT up to the point of actually doing something, but would still be just timid enough to just swing their breasts in front of you or just grind up against you and wait for you to make the move officially
It's a checkmate for sure, but they don't quite have it in them to fully act on it unless you ostensibly show you want it

>> No.16480695

>>16480581
food she burned on herself while cooking

>> No.16480702
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16480702

>>16480693
>or just grind up against you
the thought of being surrounded by them on all sides as they rub against me make me diamonds, and I'd want it, there'd be no doubts about my need for huge dominant cows unleashing pelvis shattering moo-snu

>> No.16480703
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16480703

>>16480581
Husband being out of her sight.

>> No.16480706

>>16480151
I started watching Gabriel DropOut and it has re-kindled my passion for angels.

>> No.16480707
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16480707

>>16480663
>What kinda caster/healer is a lava golem?
She'd fare well with fire and earth based magic.
On the Healer side she could probably generate a healing aura via her own heat.
>Or an archer Automaton?
Automatons are already light weight which is perfect for an Archer, and on top of that she'd have remarkable aiming capabilities.

>> No.16480709
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16480709

>>16480702
>dominant cows
We part ways here. Submissive with a hidden very gentlefemdom side cows a besto. Still, the Huge part remains, both in height and bust.

>> No.16480711

>>16480706
Gabriel is cunt and so is Raphy. Demons Are then best girls. Even the chuni is cute.

>> No.16480712
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16480712

>>16480709
>. Still, the Huge part remains, both in height and bust.
this we can agree on, but I need my cows always on top and so big that if someone were to walk in I shouldn't be visable, should look like shes just humping the matress

>> No.16480716

>>16480012
yeah it's looking good so far.

>> No.16480724

>>16480711
Gabriel looks soft and cuddly, and I want to sexually fuck that angel.

>> No.16480729

>>16480712
Pristine imagery. But I prefer the cow that despite her overwhelming size you have to lead by the hand to the bedroom and promise not to look while she takes her clothes off, and maintain eye contact on her blushing face as you make sweet, tender, 100%USDA beefy love to her.

>> No.16480732

>>16480712
>>16480729
Tough Cow
Soft Cow
Both Cow
Great Cow

>> No.16480742

>>16480724
She's perfect for pretending to like, doting on her for a few days giving her the D and moving on. Nothing shows that better than the last episode. That nigga was proud of his craft, t least pretend to care.

>> No.16480745

>>16480581
I like when big claws and big paws struggle with precision tasks like jewelry clasps, clothes zippers, buttons, and belt buckles.

>> No.16480749

>>16480672
3rd favorite monstergirl. Spot previously taken by Will-o-the-Wisp

>> No.16480760

>>16480742
>Dicking and Dumping
Take responsibility you coward.

>> No.16480761 [SPOILER] 
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16480761

>>16480712
so what you're telling me is you want something like this?
wish this kind of mating pressing had more content

>> No.16480765
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16480765

>>16480729
I had more in mind one cow on her back beneath me while I lay face up on her, while another one mounts me and procedes to moo-snu, the thought of being enveloped by two cows at one gets the blood flowing, another thought was the "BBQ" me by rubbing me down with steak rub from head to toe and the herd takes turns licking it off, with the occaisonal drop of A1, or a good lotus with me in her lap drinking form her massive mino mammaries while she thrusts her hips against mine

>> No.16480774

>>16480761
yes and fuckin saved you patrician of the highest calibre

>> No.16480775

>>16480761
I demand the artists name.

>> No.16480780

>>16480760
She's not worth my responsibility. And honestly, she wouldn't give a fuck if I took it or not. She's 100% self centered. Good for a few fucks but nothing else.

I bet it wouldn't even be hard to get her to whore herself out for half and hour for quick cash. Come over to her place, let her continue gaming, roll her onto her belly or something and spend half an hour just pounding that ass, before cumming all over her back and dropping a few hundred bucks on her for her microtransactions.

>> No.16480785

>>16480780
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16480790

>>16480774
save the uncen instead my dude
>>16480775
and proceed with caution
there's other content on there

https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738

>> No.16480792

>>16480780
I'd set her back on the path of righteousness by dicking her AND taking responsibility afterwards.

>> No.16480799
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16480799

>>16480765
Well alright friend!
I... just wanna be a good husband and start a quiet little farm with my cute Holst sweetheart. Occasionally help her build up the courage in bed to try somethin' real risque like leavin' the lights on or doggystyle, to which she'll blush and smile and giggle like a schoolgirl with the biggest secret ever the next morning, thinking she's such a naughty girl and her hubby is so forceful, even when in reality all of the other girls around town are doing the stuff like in your post or ten times more raunchy.
I absolutely adore that 'timid coming out of her shell' trope.

But that sure sounds hot on your end!

>> No.16480803

>>16480785
Only if you're the dude paying for angel as after me.

>> No.16480806

>>16480790
>https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738
Looking at his Q&A stuff, he's bizarrely vanilla while also being a furfag.

>> No.16480807

I want to molest a brown cow and pretend it's for the purpose of milking.

>> No.16480809 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
>2: A blue lacquered jewelery box
What'd I win?

>> No.16480811
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16480811

>>16480799
hey, i believe man should subservient to cow and would dote on all the girls on the farm and their every need

>> No.16480818

>>16480811
And I hear ya, just that every cow has their speed. There's forceful cows, and there's gentle cows. Chocolate and Vanilla. Ya'll got yours, I'll take mine. I'm just a one cow sweetheart kinda guy. Cheers!

>> No.16480848
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16480848

>>16480151
Is a cherubim a loli-only race or basically a divine Chimera?

>> No.16480864 [DELETED] 

>>16480809
Who knows, its not gonna be opened until 6:30 tomorrow night.

>> No.16480911
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16480911

Lizardgirls version when

>> No.16480944

>>16480911
So does this mean that Lizardgirls have stupid laughs?

>> No.16480954

>>16480307
Now I want to see a story about a pragmatic sniper vs. a lilim.

>> No.16480955

>>16480944
Would explain the bonnet tipping in order to get a man.

>> No.16480959

no cute rooster girls for the lunar new year?

>> No.16480963
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16480963

>>16480955
Fuck you dude.

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>>16480963
>Doing mundane things like cooking and naked apron
>Not going out on glorious ADVENTURE with husband
No wonder they're the worst lizard.

>> No.16480989

>>16480985
Lizardmen can do the naked apron thing after they finish adventuring with their husbando.

>> No.16480998

>>16480799
This idea is really cute.

>> No.16481001

>>16480848
>divine Chimera
Everything after Archangels get progressively more monstrous

>> No.16481008

>>16479573
No. I'd rather go for millenia under sensory depravation in a Slaaneshi pleasure pit or be cursed to be hopelessly optimistic and driven by the hands of a Tzeentchian tease. At least there I'm not wallowing in my own pestilent filth. At least the other two care about hygiene.

>> No.16481019

>>16479862
When you're adding many zeroes to crimes like you're checking off a bingo page, that is too edgy.

>> No.16481030

>>16480944
They're cute, not stupid. Lizardgirls are warriors they don't need to spec in INT. An INT-build Lizardgirl would just be laughed at and bullied.

>> No.16481040

>>16481030
>His lizard doesn't multi-class
It's like she TRYING to be the most useless member of the party. And considering one of them is that halfling bard, that's saying something!

>> No.16481109
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16481109

Do Dark Mages have brooms they can fly on and pull cool Harry Potter shit with?

>> No.16481112

>>16481109
My Dark Mage rides a flying shopping cart

>> No.16481123

>>16481112
She's a magical CC hobo?

>> No.16481130

>>16481123
She may be magical, but she's pretty bad with money.

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16481146

>>16481130
I refuse to believe that a properly trained mage has any money-related issues that can't be solved with magic.

>> No.16481153

>>16481146
All the magic in the world can't fix her poor attitude.

>> No.16481158
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16481158

>>16481153
Then take this. You'll need it.

>> No.16481172

>>16481158
Ah! It's all wet and squishy!

>> No.16481182

>>16481172
You're right. I should probably bag it up first.

>> No.16481187

>>16481030
I can't help but feel you misunderstood what I meant when I said "stupid laughs".

>> No.16481224

>>16480581
>>16480584
who were the artists that did these?

>> No.16481247
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16481247

What would you give to a lilim to get your waifu?

>> No.16481253

>>16481247
Can I get one of them?

>> No.16481256

>>16481247
I don't need no demon princess to get a wife.
I'd gived them a dildo so they can go fuck themselves.

>> No.16481257
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16481257

>>16481247
But what if I want the Lilim to be my waifu?

>> No.16481259

>>16481253
>>16481257
sure, but then the question becomes. "What would you give to try and woo a lilim?

>> No.16481261

>>16481247
I'd give her Anon. Lilims love anons.

>> No.16481262

>>16481259
A pair of freshly cleaned then vigorously rubbed with during a 3 hour edge session pair of boxerbriefs

>> No.16481265

>>16481259
tendies

>> No.16481272

>>16481259
A pair very shiny swords, One made of gold the other obsidian,
either that or offer myself as a personal assistant

>> No.16481273

>>16481257
Lilim power levels are through the roof!

>> No.16481292

>>16481272
Wouldn't the gold sword be useless in a fight?

>> No.16481298

>>16480985
I want to go adventuring!

But I need to start small, what are the weakest Monster Girls? Mice? Slimes? Zombies?

I need to grind on weaker girls before I can defeat stronger ones!

>> No.16481301

>>16481153
I want the most selfish and entitled Dark Mage to forcefully make me her familiar and use me as both her do-it-all butler and cum pump

>>16481158
Please stop giving away loli flayers
You do realize each one of them is someone's daughter?

>> No.16481308

>>16481301
>You do realize each one of them is someone's daughter?

I've been using them as scalp-massage dispensers.

I feed them crackers when they do a good job.

>> No.16481309

>>16481292
Both would.

>sword made of soft super heavy metal that can't hold an edge
>sword made of glass which can hold a nice edge but shatters because it's fucking glass

>> No.16481316

>>16481298
The truely legendary legends started out on Dogoos

>> No.16481321

>>16481308
Oh come on
At least feed them crab sticks, everyone knows all scyllas love crabs

>> No.16481324

>>16481309
I forgot obsidian doesn't work like it does in some fantasies.
there's not really any good jewel or stone to make a sword out of is there?

>> No.16481329

>>16481324
Probably not. Diamond maybe, but forging a weapon out of diamond would be a total bitch

your better off with metals we already use unless magic comes into play.

>> No.16481343

>>16481329
Would you believe I had a idea of a magic wooden elf sword that ran on tree sap to cut like a normal one?
It was a pretty stupid idea

>> No.16481348

What "Mofu" mean?

>> No.16481353

>>16481348
Fluff

>> No.16481360

>>16481343
Since it's treacherous elf magic it'd probably work. Why sap though? I'm imagining some crazed elf cutting into bark then apologising and trying to soothe a tree now

>> No.16481370

>>16481360
that was the question that made me think it was dumb.
If I had used something else nature related, like magic water or some shit it might be better.

>I'm imagining some crazed elf cutting into bark then apologizing and trying to soothe a tree
She would probably invoke some prayer along the lines of "taking from the forest to protect it"

would confuse the fuck out of her opponents

>> No.16481391

>>16480581
>"But I don't want to get pumped full of venom I have a meeting at 5"

>> No.16481400
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16481400

>>16480650
Especially those who aren't big or strong like this heckpupper. She's so underdeveloped she wears the boys uniform, with a one-piece swimsuit underneath her clothes instead of underwear!
It might get tiresome walking to school with her every day, since she's so chatty and geeky. No one would blame you for getting embarassed and just ditching her one morning, although then you'd have to sit through her peeved lecture about how you didn't meet her this morning.
Doggirls sure can be a handful, can't they?

>> No.16481410

>>16481400
>she wears the boys uniform
That's not how it works, you shit.
>one-piece swimsuit underneath her clothes
This is top lewd, tho.

>> No.16481416

>>16481329
Diamond is brittle as fuck. It has 8 planes of cleavage. Don't confuse hardness for durability.

>>16481324
>there's not really any good jewel or stone to make a sword out of is there?

If there was, you bet your ass we wouldn't make everything out of steel. Nothing else comes close to proper alloyed ferrus metals. Even bronze which is superior for casting and hardness is brittle comparatively like steel with too much carbon.

>> No.16481420
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>>16480581

>> No.16481429

>>16481410
Look at that picture, she's wearing a collared shirt. Guess all the regular monstergirl clothes can't fit her, because she's so flat!
It's probably really annoying how she follows you into the boys changing room and just strips off there too, right? Because she's got her swimsuit on underneath? All your friends must be super mad you're letting her wander in there, even though you've told her a thousand times she's not allowed! Plus she's still talking when you're in there!
She's such a troublesome tomboy, isn't she?

>> No.16481431

>>16480581
When things don't go to plan and the schedule is ruined. And when people don't recongize her authority on the job

>> No.16481439

>>16480581
Working on her pet projects and making little to no progress.

>> No.16481440

>>16480581
When people or other MGs are picking on me (i.e. calling me 'Slut', trying to kick my ass, etc. etc.). You ever see a pissed off Blueberry?

It's kinda hot...

>> No.16481541

>>16480277
I guess it makes sense to see it that way. After all the human body is pretty flawed, you'd think something truly almighty and powerfull would have a completely different body that suffers from none of those flaws.

But it would be interresting to see how KC would interpret heavenly MGs. I bet they would be similar to chaos monsters but not quite the same. Being twisted and powerfull beings that cause some form of insanity in their husbands. Or perhaps they simply made him see how things really are, after all they think the same way.

>> No.16481544

>>16480316
New kind of popular sweater? Got a link to that?

>> No.16481547

Would you indulge a monster girl in her messed up fetishes?

>Akaname wants to lick you clean after a week without showering
>Lizardmen wants you to beat her up and rape her with her own tail
>Tanuki wants you to do roleplay sex where she went bankrupt and you purchased her as your sex slave

>> No.16481558

>>16481547
I'd play magic the gathering with my geeky wolfu

>> No.16481560

>>16481547
>Lizardmen wants you to beat her up and rape her with her own tail
That's one of those things that I both find really hot and disturbing at the same time. I would still do it for her.

>> No.16481569

>>16481547
>>Akaname wants to lick you clean after a week without showering

>implying that isn't super hot

>Lizardmen wants you to beat her up and rape her with her own tail

Ok I have a roughing up fetish but not on the girl.

>>Tanuki wants you to do roleplay sex where she went bankrupt and you purchased her as your sex slave

>implying that's not hot

>> No.16481573 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
>Moldy Addidas Shoebox
Must lead to a world of lazy cyka blyat Kikimora's.

>A beaten up safe
That can imply a few things, it either leads to a world filled with Wurms, but people don't hate Wurms. So I suspect it leads to a world filled with Ushi Oni's instead.

I have no idea about the rest, perhaps the black and white gift might lead to Wonderland. Perhaps not. I reckon the blue lacquered jewelery box is the safest choice.

>> No.16481577 [DELETED] 

>>16481573
>I reckon the blue lacquered jewelery box is the safest choice.
Water world.

>> No.16481587

>>16481547
>Akaname wants to lick you clean after a week without showering
I could easily do that if I didn't have to go anywhere that week.
>Lizardmen wants you to beat her up and rape her with her own tail
Slapping her around a bit is no problem but I'm not doing anything that draws blood or leaves serious bruising.
>Tanuki wants you to do roleplay sex where she went bankrupt and you purchased her as your sex slave
Hot as hell, damn yes I would. I'd make her walk on all fours with a leash and give me an under the desk blowjob.

>> No.16481591

>>16481547
>A holst who wants to milk you
>A baphomet who wants a younger brother
>A wurm who wants you to "extrapolate on the intricacies of mastication"
Some real sick stuff

>> No.16481598 [DELETED] 

>>16481577
Oh yes, didn't think about that. It doesn't entirely explain why the box is still clean though. The sea isn't exactly gentle with objects it interacts with.

Still its the more logical choice.

For some reason the plain looking cardboard box makes me think of Wurms.

>> No.16481602
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>>16481547
>Hellhound waifu approaches
>"H-Hey anon, I was wondering if maybe we could try something different in bed tonight?"
>You ask her what she wants to try
>"I... want you to be on top, and I want you to scratch my ears and call me a good girl while we're doing it."

>> No.16481608

>>16481591
>A baphomet who wants a younger brother
I have a feeling that would end with toddlercon tho.

>> No.16481617

>>16481591
>a kiki who gets off on you talking shit about her cleaning and treating her like a living sex doll

>> No.16481624

>>16481602
Anon that's lewd. But inner secretly inside all Hellhounds want to be treated like that.

Also Hellhound pads are the best pads!

>> No.16481632

>>16481587
>Hot as hell, damn yes I would. I'd make her walk on all fours with a leash and give me an under the desk blowjob.
What if she wants you to treat her as utter trash?
I'm taking violent anal sex followed by irrumatio before sticking it in her pussy just to cum inside and ensure impregnation
Then you throw a wad of (her own) cash at her and tell her to go fuck off

>>16481591
>A holst who wants to milk you
Depending on what kind of milk it's actually great or really messed up

>A wurm who wants you to "extrapolate on the intricacies of mastication"
This sounds way too scary, where the hell did she get that kind of fetish?

>>16481602
That's messed up for her but not you
Would you do it though?

>> No.16481648
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>>16481632
>Would you do it though?
Of course I would. I would fondle the fuck out of her wolfu ears. They're so soft.

>> No.16481649

>>16481602
>"Data Log #08"
>"It seems the new Anise-scented candles I've placed around the house have caused the expected effect. Will try using catnip next time."

>> No.16481657
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>>16481547
>Abomination wants you to put your dick in her horrorifice
I obviously would.

>> No.16481661

>>16481547
>Anubi wants you to blow air into her ears

>> No.16481662

>>16481547
> A Demon who gets off on you breaking contracts left and right deliberately
>Could be anything from doing the laundry to doing the dishes
>Or the reverse (dirty the dishes or mess up her cloths)
>Bonus:"Anon, remember that contract I made on Tuesday about not rubbing my tail? Do your worst...

>> No.16481670

>>16479425
They're all mobsters, anon. Stay away from them.

>> No.16481676

>>16481298
Traditionally adventures start with either Rodents of Unusual Size or a Slime.

>> No.16481677

Anon don't make "if you sign here you will be united your waifu" deals with Demons.

>> No.16481684

>>16481602
>>16481624
>>16481648
Why is sweet personality hellhound best hellhound? If they came in petite size then there'd be no way other doggies could compete.
Admittedly I'm advocating for a reskined kobold but dang the hair/eye/paw combo is second to none for hellwans

>> No.16481685

>>16481247
The coins off a dead man's eye, prey caught with a missed arrow, the emerald heart of Koschei the Deathless.

>> No.16481700

>>16481657
It'd be a huge waste not to take up on the offer and experience that unique feeling

>>16481661
This is how you get an Anubis to ahegao
Take plenty of pictures to blackmail her

>>16481662
Isn't there some kind of huge penalty for breaking a contract?

>> No.16481701
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>>16481676
What if you never get tired of grinding on mice? I mean, they are pretty cute.

>> No.16481707

>>16481677
why?

>> No.16481712

>>16481700
>blackmailing an Anubi with ahegao picture

That's so evil! But it's giving me ideas

>> No.16481717

>>16481701
See that? That's Ratcatcher. They say he used to be an adventurer, just like you. But then he took a Cupid's arrow to the heart while grinding on Mice. He's stuck with them now, stealing cheese from the market to feed his ever growing brood.
Don't grind, kid. Do quests.

>> No.16481719

>>16481707
Because they're lying.

>> No.16481724

>>16481700
I want to make makeout videos with my Abomination waifu where we do sweet kisses and hugging on camera and the audience can see her terrifying body interacting with mine.

>> No.16481726

>>16481719
how do you know that?

>> No.16481730

>>16481726
Because they're demons. Demons are naturally evil and want to see people suffer.

>> No.16481731

>>16481719
It doesn't work like that. Demons and Devils can't lie except by omission. They have to tell the truth, that's part of the game.

>> No.16481738

>>16481700
You know, I never really thought about that.
IS there a penalty for breaking a contract? If there is then me and my waifu need to have a long talk...

>> No.16481746

>>16481738
Breach of contract means you owe her 300% of whatever it was she was going to give you!
I mean that's how it works with Coons.

>> No.16481753

>>16481746
No, not my Demonfu....

>> No.16481757

>>16481731
what if I ask her name first then sign her name on the paper?

>> No.16481761

>>16481753
>contract is you get a waifu
>breach of contract means you have to give HER two more waifus
Only one way out of this. Give her kids who grow up to become someone else's waifus!
>>16481757
Demons don't give out their names, do you even into the dark arts?

>> No.16481767

>>16481761
what if I trick her and ask nicely?

>> No.16481768
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>>16481761
>Demons don't give out their names
Does that mean I get to call her a cutesy nickname all the time? I'd love that.

>> No.16481784

>>16481767
>ask her nicely
She'd have to be a dumb one. Try to look for signs of her being a red Wurm who was once called a Speed Demon by someone and she took it seriously.
>>16481768
Yes, that's how it would go.

>> No.16481788

>>16481738
The penalty for breaking a contract is filling her with seed until she's guaranteed a pregnancy, marrying her, and remaining faithful to her until the day you die.

>> No.16481791
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>>16481717
Could you make a mouse into a powerful companion instead?

>> No.16481793

>>16481791
Nigga you ever seen a mouse outside the house, fool?

>> No.16481795

>>16481632
>where the hell did she get that kind of fetish?
As with all things wurmy, it began with cookies

>> No.16481796

>>16481784
She's going to get sick of being whispered that silly name in her ear a hundred times a day while I nuzzle or hug her. Eventually she's going to want me to call her by her real name.

>> No.16481812

Which of the following demon summoning scenarios is the best?
>Turboslut Succubus gets summoned by a low-energy cuddlebug and gets bored as hell with all the hugging, ends up stopping thinking and becomes a warm plush toy
>Innocent young Succubus gets summoned for the first time and is very confused when her summoner won't rape her like she expected, and instead keeps talking with her and asks for permission to hug her
>CC Succubus gets summoned by a young wizard, proceeds to become his lewd maid and trying to goad him into putting it in that massive ass instead of blushing every time he gets caught looking down her blouse while she pours tea

>> No.16481817

>>16481547
>Akaname wants to lick you clean after a week without showering

Nope

>Lizardmen wants you to beat her up and rape her with her own tail

Oookay..

>Tanuki wants you to do roleplay sex where she went bankrupt and you purchased her as your sex slave

I'm done with that.

>> No.16481818

>>16480848
Didn't we already have some kind of weird headcanon heirarchy of angels.

>> No.16481821

>>16481796
Good luck with that, you damned soul.
>>16481812
The first one is horrible, the second one is cute and the last one seems like a story in the making.

>> No.16481824

>>16481812
2 > 3 >>> a tire fire > 1

>> No.16481825

>>16481812
This is actually a hard decision. I'd pick them all if I could but I'm going to have to go with CC Succubus

>> No.16481827

>>16481818
Why would we need a headcanon hierarchy when we can check Wikipedia?

>> No.16481828

>>16481827
I meant an MG version of the hierarchy based on the biblical canon one.

>> No.16481829

>>16481812
2 & 3. One should end with the cuddlebug getting raped to oblivion.

>> No.16481831

>>16481821
>>16481824
What's wrong with number 1?

>> No.16481838

>>16481831
>end up stopping thinking and becomes a warm plush toy
Better to die.

>> No.16481839

>>16481831
The fact that you even have to ask that question means I'm going to have to recommend that you leave the house tomorrow.

>> No.16481844

>>16481828
Well do we have that?

>> No.16481846

>>16481831
Mindbreak isn't nice, particularly if she isn't even getting fucked.

>> No.16481849

>>16481844
You'd have to summon screencap anon or check the archives.

>> No.16481850

>>16481838
>>16481839
What did he mean by "stopping thinking and becomes a warm plush toy"?

>> No.16481852

>>16481850
Remember Cars from JJBA? That.

>> No.16481854

>>16481850
Her mind breaks from the blueovaries and she just lies there, staring into eternity, being cuddled every night.

>> No.16481859

>>16481788
Now here is my next question: would she be fine with 2/3? I ask because I was being treated for a disease and the medication I was taking rendered my swimmers dead and I don't want to see her face when I have to tell her why she can't have a daughteru.

"I'm sorry honey, but because of a doctors fucking stupid decision, we can't have kids. I'm sterile."

>> No.16481862

>>16481850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_vegetative_state
Trashcan stuff.

>> No.16481863

>>16481854
It's better than nothing right? And atleast you turned her turboslut life around. She's no longer a slut!

>> No.16481866

>>16481859
Mamanobama could've fixed that, shame it's no longer available.
>>16481863
It's shit and you should feel shit.

>> No.16481867

>>16481863
>She's no longer a person!
Fixed, and that's why it's wrong.

>> No.16481873

>>16481812
CC. CC every time

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>>16481812
I read the second one. It's also the best

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>>16481844

>> No.16481883

>>16481859
thats terrible man

>> No.16481891

>>16481867
>slut=person
lolno

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>>16480602
I'll take the secret box.

Which judging by this situation is a box hidden within a box.

>> No.16481898

>>16481859
>"Oh honey, that's perfectly fine! You'll just need to work a little bit harder to clear your debt."
>She unfolds a pack of condoms
>"When you're not fucking my brains out, I'll have you cum inside these. I won't miss out on a single drop of your energy, until I feel you've paid enough of your debt to me. By the time we get married, you'll never be able to look at another woman without craving my touch. I won't need a baby to hold you down, then. Sound good?"

>>16481866
>Go to hospital
>Ask to be treated for demonic conversion
>"Sorry, that isn't covered by your insurance."
FUCKING DRUELLACARE

>> No.16481903

>>16481812
3 > shit > 2 > bigger shit > 1

An innocent succubus isn't a succubus.

>> No.16481905

>>16481903
What if 3 is actually 2 in the future and she still didn't get deflowered

>> No.16481920
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16481920

>No tanned kunoichi

>> No.16481924

>>16481905
Then that just ruins 3 by giving her a shit past.

I'm honestly a little tired of every monster girl that might be lewd or anything other than a generic hugs slut moeblob getting dumbed down until they're "cute" and harmless. Succubi are sex demons by nature and it would make no sense for her to not rape the man or seduce him in the situation that they weren't taken seriously, first time summoning or not.

>> No.16481932

>>16481920
Kunoichi are evil.

>> No.16481937

>>16481932
They have far more honor than the Ochimusa claim to have.

>> No.16481938

>>16481924
>he wouldn't summon a Succubus for cuddles

I'm seriously questioning your sexuality.

>> No.16481943

>>16481938
You can fuck a girl while you hug her anon, it's called the lotus position.

>> No.16481947

>>16481938
Cuddles come the morning after, nothing like embracing a succubus first thing in the morning after fucking each other senseless the night before.

That's the perfect situation for cuddling too since you would be too drained to do anything else.
>>16481943
Or what this guy said. She can also lay on top of you while you thrust upwards, quite a nice position too.

>> No.16481949

>>16481943
But what about just regular hugs? What if you come home from work exhausted and you just want to cuddle because you don't have the energy to fuck.

Make hugs not fugs.

>> No.16481952

>>16481920
>Try to slash at a Kunoichi assailant in your apartment
>She leans back until her back nearly touches the floor, balancing on her toes from a crouched position
>Swings back upwards, putting her breasts right in your face
"Ara ara~"

>> No.16481956

>>16481949
Because you'd be cucking your wife with your job.

>> No.16481958

>>16481920
I wonder if they just shout. "Smoke bomb!" and run away

>> No.16481966

>>16481956
But its not your fault you need to pay the bills. And it's not your fault you're tired.

>> No.16481970

>>16481952
this would be perfect, if you are a male tsundere.

>> No.16481981

>>16481952
Kunoichi a flexible.

>> No.16481987

>>16481949
>But what about just regular hugs? What if you come home from work exhausted and you just want to cuddle because you don't have the energy to fuck.
That's not the moment you summon her though, the entire reason for summoning a succubus is sex.

Sure hugs the moment you come home can be nice after she becomes your wife but summoning a succubus just for that alone is retarded and denies her everything she exists for, it's dumb.

>> No.16481991

>>16481956
She can sleeping rape me if she's that thirsty. Actually, I bet she does that every night. That's why I'm always so tired, isn't it?

>> No.16481996

>>16481987
What if it's the other way around? Sleep cuddling through the night and sex in the morning? Is that ok?

>> No.16481999

>>16481924
>Be evil wizard
>Summon succubus knight
>Load her up with kickass armor and gear
>Have her fight at your right hand
>Reward her with Lawful Evil dickings when she succeeds
>Refuse her the dick when she fails

It would be awesome either way. She kicks that faggot Lord Steve out of his castle and starts shucking off her armor before dragging you by the collar into the royal bedchamber.

Or she comes back in shameful defeat and you get to go "YOU HAVE FAILED ME AND MY BONER FOR THE LAST TIME!"

>> No.16482016

>>16481996
If I had to be honest, he would probably say fuck it and respond to another summon that wasn't going to make her wait and waste her time.

>> No.16482018
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>>16481999
>>Summon succubus knight
>>Reward her with Lawful Evil dickings when she succeeds
I want this so bad. I'd make sure to cunttease her by making her accompany me to bed every night but then just using her first as a bed warmer and then as a plush toy. When she finally got a chance to earn a reward she'd be so fired up the enemies would all run away just at the sight of her perverse leering face.

>> No.16482019

>>16482016
>he
She, very unfortunate typo there. We're not talking about Alps.

>> No.16482027

>>16482016
I don't think a Succubus would be that mean. They can't resist a call for their aid and taking a virginity is something they prize.

So you're wrong meanie

>> No.16482029
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16482029

>>16481970
>>16481981

>> No.16482030

>>16482016
If she was going to do that, I think she'd have done it before the marriage.

>> No.16482034

>>16482019
A alp would wait a year for a dicking.

>> No.16482052

>>16481324
Obsidian was still effectively used by South Americans in a unique fashion.
As a weapon it had absurd sharpness when chipped, making it a very effective spear, dagger, or sword if they had enough. It broke easily, yeah, but it was plentiful.

>> No.16482062

>>16482027
>I don't think a Succubus would be that mean
If someone was being mean by summoning one, getting one excited and being let down with a "nah I'll just settle for hugs today" then that's not being mean, it's responding to a man being a douche.
>>16482030
I thought we were talking about summoning one.

>> No.16482068

>>16481952
Smooth criminal.

>> No.16482075

Any ideas for a doodle? Judging from how cold it is right now it'll likely be moderate later after the ice melts.

No Wisps.

>> No.16482076

>>16482052
Dude, you think you're sounding clever but that's literally just every single stone age culture that ever existed. The only difference between flint and obsidian is provenance.The chemical composition is identical. The only thing south american indians ever did different was embed edges into their wooden clubs which was an evolution of old sawfish swords and sharktooth clubs.

>> No.16482077

>>16482062
I think a Succubus would like it. She actually gets loved and treated with affection rather than being used as a wank tissue. It's not mean, it's called being nice. She can have my spirit energy in the morning.

>> No.16482083

>>16482075
Hellhound showing off the sex marks she put on her husband?

>> No.16482084

>>16482077
>being used as a wank tissue
Isn't that what Succusluts are for? Why would you treat one like a person?

>> No.16482088

>>16482075
a lich with an expression showing that shes consumed by lust

>> No.16482096

>>16482088
you sabotaged her phylactery, didn't you.
you sneaky cunt

>> No.16482098

>>16482076
Yeah, because cave men made fucking war spears, ritual daggers, etc out of flint therefore Aztecs are just fucking cavemen in the jungle. Thanks, Einstein.

>> No.16482099

>>16482084
Because it makes you feel good inside.

>> No.16482100

>>16482088
No more Liches for a while either.

>> No.16482107

>>16482088
>Liches
I'd post Hishiro-chan again but at this point I honestly just want her as any monster girl.

>> No.16482109
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16482109

>>16482096
possibly

>>16482100
well how about a MG making this face at some other person or MG because they tried to touch their husbando?

>> No.16482116

>>16482107
Who?

>> No.16482118

Would you be able to resist a kunoichi if she arrested your head between her soft, warm thighs and forced your face into her hot, soaking pussy while teasing you about how badly she wants to take every inch of your cock inside her, and make you fill her to the brim with your energy?

Because, if you can't, we can't rely on you to safeguard the village. You'll put us at risk.

>> No.16482120

>>16482109
This. It's cute to see MGs being protective of their husband.

>> No.16482124

>>16482118
I ain't fit for that job for sure.

>> No.16482127

>>16482077
But to a succubus sex is what they live for, you're making them into something they're not by pretending they would prefer to get treated any other way.

Yes the hugs and kisses would be nice but only after they've fucked the guy and know they like him enough to get romantic with in the first place. Succubi aren't innocent in the slightest.

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>>16482116
The kuu ultranerd from Relife

>> No.16482130

>>16482118
I would never be able to resist if they use thigh to headlock

>> No.16482131

>>16482109
That girl has a perfect body and I desperately need to intercrural her.

>> No.16482134

>>16482098
>Yeah, because cave men made fucking war spears, ritual daggers, etc out of flint therefore Aztecs are just fucking cavemen in the jungle.

Well, yeah. They did. Aztec stuff is what North Africa and South Europe looked like about six thousand years ago. That's what a stone age culture is. The Americas basically got steamrolled because they were a bunch of isolated cavemen in a timebubble, vulnerable to advanced tech and foreign disease.

Being stone age doesn't make somebody stupid. People haven't changed much biologically in forty thousand years. But it sure puts you about five thousand years behind everyone else technologically.

>> No.16482139

>>16482131
She has the perfect everything, including the face

>> No.16482143

>>16482139
She sure does.

>> No.16482156

>>16482109
you cheeky fucker

>> No.16482174

>>16482127
But anon what if you're tired? Does she leave you? Alone? On that cold night? When you obviously need her?

>> No.16482185

>>16482124
>>16482130
Don't worry, I'm certain you could keep watch over the second gate, toward the south. It's surrounded a wide open desert, so you shouldn't have to worry about any ninjas using your post to sneak inside. You'll just have to be careful about waking up to a ghoul running her tongue down the shaft of your rock-hard cock before resting it on her cheek to happily kiss your balls, and looking you directly in the eye with an expression that screams, "I want to drink every last drop of your cum." They've also learned about the male's fascination with breasts, so you'll have to be extremely careful not to let them wrap your cock around their hot, tanned breasts, and pump you while their hungry, drooling mouth sucks at your tip, thoroughly lubricating your throbbing erection with their sweet-smelling saliva.

Think you could handle that?

>> No.16482194

>>16482185
>wrap your cock around
Not that flexible, immersion and boner ruined.

>> No.16482198

>>16482174
I'm not going to summon a succubus on a night I don't want to have sex, that's just stupidity.

After marrying she would probably forgive the odd night here and there without sex as a rarity but holding out on her is asking to be raped.

Again I'm just sick of people trying to make lewd creatures into generic waifus you would find in a slice of life anime.

>> No.16482200

>>16482185
>Think you could handle that?

I think you know the answer to that question

>> No.16482201

>>16482194
It is if you're a dolphin

>> No.16482206

>>16482201
Silly anon, why would I be a dolphin? Where would I even put a computer? In my rape cave?

>> No.16482209

>>16482118
Not only I would be able to resist, but I'll also be able to defeat her.

Ass soon as she locked me, I would start no lick her insides and nibble her clit from time to time. As soon as she shows a weakness she's going to the ground, and that's when she thinks I'll fuck her, but I'll just capture her instead and leave the fucking for later.

>> No.16482219

>>16482198
>talks about the most generic monster girl
>says he doesn't want them to turn into generic waifus

>> No.16482227

>>16479421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8cCvAITGWM

Would this look similar to how slimes form shapes of whatever they want?

>> No.16482230

>>16482219
I'm not the one who started the conversation, besides kitsune are the most generic and overused.

Just check pixiv tags.

>> No.16482236

>>16482227
Magnetic slime when?

>> No.16482251

>>16482134
Yeah, there's that.

Although I think Egypt had the right ideas with Obsidian; turning it into jewelry and making scalpels out of it that rival today's sharpest and highest quality ones.

>> No.16482254

>>16482236
Mercury slime dragon when?

>> No.16482256

>>16482227
Would ferrofluid slimes get off magnets?

>> No.16482266

>>16482256
maybe

>> No.16482267

>>16482254
How does she even get a husband? She'll kill him.

>> No.16482274

>>16482128
Eh. At this rate I'll have to think something up myself.

>> No.16482278

>>16482267
Maybe her husband builds an immunity? Or becomes a madman from mercury exposure after a while.

>> No.16482281

Bubble slime NEETs.

>> No.16482282

>>16482185
I can't do that! I'm just a simple priest!

>> No.16482286

>>16482278
He'll be fine, don't worry about it.

>> No.16482290

>>16482267
If she's elemental mercury, the husband would be fine. It's methyl mercury that is really toxic.

There was a case where a woman tried to an hero by injecting pure mercury into herself. She survived but the chest xray shows spectacular images.

>> No.16482298

>>16482286
He'll just become Sheogorach. Nothing bad there.

>> No.16482306

>>16482298
I'm sure Shoggs will look up to him.

>> No.16482322

>>16482281
Aren't all slimes NEET?
Have you ever seen a slime at work or at school?

>> No.16482328

>>16482322
Anon that's racist. I'll have you know there are some prestigious slimes getting their PhD in rape at oxford!

But bubble slimes make the best NEETs since they like Damon moist environments and you can't live without them so as much as you hate them sitting at home eating chips on the damp sofa there's nothing you can do about it.

They give the best couch cuddles though.

>> No.16482339

>>16482328
She needs to stop being and ordering pizza
There are slimes out there eating trash and enjoying it, but miss NEET won't touch anything other than her favorite junk food

They do give the best couch cuddles though

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Would vampires study to create summoning circles or they just hire a lich to do all the dirty work?

>> No.16482349

>>16482341
Why would a vampire need a summoning circle when all the greatest ones are quite capable of haemomancy and seductive charm spells?

>> No.16482362

>>16482306
And little Wendys.
A Wendigo with a cheese wheel is worse for your mind than a Dragon that just got dumped on prom night for her sister is for the local country.

>> No.16482376

>>16482349
Some rituals need a circle and constand mana flow for prolonged periods of time.
You can't just spurt mana and be done with it, like a fireball. You gotta take your time and go at it all night long, and spoon afterwards to ensure you didn't fuck anything up along the way.

>> No.16482406

>>16482362
How is the cheese wendy worse?

>> No.16482455

>>16482406
Imagine walking on a mountain and you hear someone scream "Cheese for eveyone." followed by an yellow avalanche and wendies riding it.

>> No.16482467
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>MFW writing 1200 word shorts is infinitely easier than doing chaptered stories like All's Fair in Love and War
Fucking hate this meat reality.

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16482474

Do dragons tenderly milk you during mating season or go full rough rape mode?

>> No.16482479

>>16482474
>mating season
The latter.

>> No.16482487

>>16482474
I would want to be on the receiving end of a dragon in heat. She's probably so rough it hurts. Atleast she gets all the daughterus.

>> No.16482495

>>16482487
Or she starts rough due to the heat but eventually devolves into a cuddling gentle giant still milking out all your semen and calling you treasure

>> No.16482507

>>16482474
>Red Dragon waifu
>Normal sex is ojou-sama styled soft femdom
>Mating season comes around
>Flies into you at 90 MPH like an estrogen guided fuck-rocket
>Pins you to the ground with her BIG MEATY CLAWS and rides you like a bucking bronco, reverse mating pressing you into the ground as she milks orgasm after orgasm out of you
>This goes on until you're left a battered and bruised twitching sponge-man and your seed is leaking out her folds, fertilizing her eggs
>Local Order priestess raising a ruckus since she did this to you in the middle of the town square
"Rape is never condoned! You need to learn to control your animal instincts, you damnable lizard!"
>Wife's pupils narrow into diamonds as she takes you into her arms, pressing your face into her ample bosom
"He's my treasure so if he came it was making love, you stupid ninny of an insect!"

>> No.16482517

>>16482507
>dragon waifu raping you in public

i would die of embarassment right there

>> No.16482523

>>16482517
Worse, it's in an Order city too.

If it's an Demon realm city there would be other couples joining in.

>> No.16482526

>>16482523
i prefer if my dragonfu dragged me into our bed and started making daugherus all day

public rape is a no no, i prefer my privacy that way i can lewd her all day

>> No.16482544

>>16482507
That priestess is just jealous she doesn't have a husband to rape.

>> No.16482546

>>16481812
3 and I want it

>> No.16482550

>>16481812
>CC Succubus

What this term means exactly?

>> No.16482565

>>16482077
Whole bunch of damp rags in these threads lately
Succubi and Demons crave dick. They'll cuddle and do the sweet, lovey dovey thing, but only in the service of taking six hot loads because of it
Too many greentexts lately are basically just 'here's a cutesy situation I'd want with a perfect human girl. Oh but she has wings'. If it's a succubus family monster, it's going to want dick very, very often and will get upset if that isn't happening in the service of you blubbering about all day

>> No.16482574

>>16482550
Lurk more, newfag.

>> No.16482580

>>16482574
Or you could not be a jerk and just answer

>> No.16482583

>>16482580
Or you could lurk more or use google, newfag.

>> No.16482588

>>16482580
>spoonfeeding

>> No.16482589

>>16482583

CC:Carbon copy/Crowd control

???????

>> No.16482592

>>16482406
Imagine a Wendigo rolling a cart of cheese.
She's an oddity already, but wait until she starts doing a little dance, causing cheese to start raining from the heavens alongside cats and dogs and exploding into confetti upon impact with the ground. People will be turned into sheep, or juggling sheep, or sheep juggling smaller sheep juggling Wurmlings!
Worst of all is that they are considered "Alphas" amongst other Wendigo, so they're end up with one hell of a mad cheese party.

>> No.16482594

>>16482550
Christmas Cake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cake#Japan
Use to refer to an older, unmarried woman.

>> No.16482596

>>16482594
>Christmas cake succubus

THOSE DONT EXIST, THATS IMPOSSIBLE

>> No.16482598

>>16482474
I wouldn't mind mine going full rape mode.

>> No.16482601

>>16482544
A Priestess who's possessed by a Roper telling some poor village girl "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, GIRL."

>> No.16482602

>>16482589
Oh, you actually didn't know? I thought you were going autismal over the implication of a sexually unsuccessful Succu-

>>16482596
Oh, nevermind.

>> No.16482603

>>16482594
Then there's this retard.

>> No.16482610

>>16482602
I actually didnt knew because everyone just typed the whole "Christmas cake" phrase, nobody ever used the short term

but CC monster girls dont exist, they can just get a man anytime unless they suffer from shy issues or finds human boys scary

>> No.16482609

>>16482467
Yupiel has a fat butt!

>> No.16482620

>>16482610
>>16482610
>everyone just typed the whole "Christmas cake" phrase, nobody ever used the short term
Are we living in the same reality?

>> No.16482621

>>16482610
>CC monster girls dont exist
>unless they suffer from shy issues or finds human boys scary
Knigga...

>> No.16482624

>>16482565
Technically all monster girls crave dick. But that doesn't mean they need to be on your dick 24/7.

>> No.16482629
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Dragon butts are good for facesitting.

>> No.16482630

>>16482610
Well, a Christmas cake scenario is possible in 2 scenarios.
>1. She was only monsterized after she was already a Christmas cake
>2. She deliberately fashions her appearance and mannerisms in a CC-like manner, due to some men finding that kind of thing attractive
But in this scenario, the origin of CC Succubus (SuCCubus?) doesn't really matter so w/e

>> No.16482631

>>16482629
they are for morning squeezing and spanks

>> No.16482633

>>16482629
I couldn't agree more. I want to sniff that butt.

>> No.16482634
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>>16482610
NEET monster girls don't want a husband, they want to watch anime and shitpost all day and turning 25 isn't going to stop them

>> No.16482639

>>16482629
Agreed 100% You can also tease the base of her tail while at it.

Dragon ass is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.16482640

>>16482634
How do they deal with mating seasons? do they just lock themselves in their rooms and try to endure out the day?

>> No.16482646

>>16482634
I want to find the biggest, heaviest NEET monster girl and start watching anime and doing online stuff with her until she finally talks with me online over voice chat and realizes I'm a boy who enjoys doing things with her.

That and I'll even invite her to eat some of her favorite take out while we watch her favorite movies/OVAs

>> No.16482647

>>16482630
>She deliberately fashions her appearance and mannerisms in a CC-like manner, due to some men finding that kind of thing attractive
This. There's going to be every kind of Succ's around, including CC, Tomoko and Autist since there's dicks to be enveloped by pretending to be or even actually being like that.

>> No.16482653

>>16482640
Close the blinds and ignore those annoying monsters outside her door talking about the brutal rapes they've done so far

>> No.16482654
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>>16482467
>All's Fair in Love and War
>It's gonna be 4 months since I started writing it

>> No.16482661

>>16482634
My waifu is a strong worker and shes devote to her job. But I'd love to take care of her as a NEET. NEETs are cute. Although I imagine if my waifu heard me saying that, she'd shout at me.

>> No.16482664

>>16482634
NEET monster girls are for making spaghetti drop.

>> No.16482665

>>16482654
I hope that Succubus is so thick she gets her hips stuck in the window frame.

>> No.16482667

>>16482654
Would you let the cute little fairy in anon?

>> No.16482681

>>16482665
It would be cute to watch her squirm.

>> No.16482695

>>16482633
It smells like Goldschlager and VICTORY

>> No.16482699

>>16482695
Dragons smell so nice!

>> No.16482711
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16482711

I want to mix these four girls and see what kind of monstergirl I get.

>> No.16482712

>>16482699
Each dragon has a pretty unique smell. What kind of fragrance does your dragon have, anons?

>> No.16482721
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16482721

It's a lazy Saturday, what would your plans consist of doing with your Monster Wife? Would you just hang out around the house, or would you go out somewhere?

>>16481224
For the Jabberwock, Ramenwarwok

>> No.16482726

>>16482712
Wood burning stove.

>> No.16482728

>>16482711
I wish I had all these big sisters separately and not all in one. Then I can be smothered with multiple large soft busts rather than one.

>> No.16482732

>>16482728
Quality > Quantity

>> No.16482751
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>>16482721
Lazing around, definitely.

>> No.16482752

>>16482721
I would probably fight with my waifu for bit and exercise, then we would chill for the rest of the day.

>> No.16482758

>>16482712
Smores and Christmas!

>> No.16482766

>>16482721
Depends what she wants to do but with the weather we're having lazing around is high on the list.
>>16482732
All those waifus are quality though.

>> No.16482774

>>16481877
What is this from?

>> No.16482812

>>16482711
The ara ara would be really strong.

>> No.16482818

>>16482664
I want to deliver a Big Zam Gunpla to a tubby NEET monster girl who answers in nothing but an extra large shirt and her panties only to catch her off guard when I ask if she's going to be unstoppable once she starts mass producing them.

>> No.16482825

>>16482766
>all those waifus are quality though

This

>> No.16482836

>>16482766
>All those waifus are quality though.
Except Ice Queen.

>> No.16482838
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16482838

Do you prefer MGs who are more plain or ones that have style?

Horse Pussies have lots of style oddly.

>> No.16482842

>>16482838
Style is good. But so is casual.

>> No.16482843

>>16482838
Considering my top three are P'Orc, Gnome, and Satyros I guess I prefer my girls plain?

>> No.16482850
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16482850

>>16482843
Satyros have plenty of style.

They're smooth seductresses that can charm man and woman alike with their words and dress a fair bit more smartly than most monster girls.

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16482855

>>16482850
Well I'd tell you my true top three but I don't want to out myself.

>> No.16482870

>>16482838
I prefer the alternate body types, mostly, leaning towards extremes.

>> No.16482879

>>16482855
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16482882

>>16482855
Now you have to do it.

>> No.16482886

>>16482721
>>16482751
It still unnerves me how girly the guys look.
Not one of you has a beard, or a thousand yard stare, or muscles!

>> No.16482889

>>16482882
Fine.

Lamia, Jabberwock, Gazer.

>> No.16482895

>>16482879
Your fucking mom.

>> No.16482897

>>16482895
Leave my mom out of this!

>> No.16482900

>>16482886
You do know where you are right? You're surprised by girly men?

>> No.16482904

>>16482889
What a weird top three.

>> No.16482908

>>16482904
https://youtu.be/9qOdggdLPLM?t=219

Take this in the context of the real top three.

>> No.16482909

>>16482889
Where have I seen this before.

>> No.16482923

>>16482886
Some monster girls like bishie types!

>> No.16482933

>>16482895
>>16482897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4FtlTfkbs

>> No.16482948

On a scale of 1 to 10 how embarrassing would you and your waifu be to your daughter.

>> No.16482951

>>16482948
I'm talking a strong 8. But not out of bullying. Just because I love her with all my heart.

>> No.16482954

>>16482948
10.
Doing bondage play in the living room when she comes home from school level of embarassment.

>> No.16482957

>>16482948
You know that story of the anon with the cc daughteru whos older then him and his wife?

That enbarassing

>> No.16482960

>>16482948
8 or 9.
Nothing better than interrupting a massively muscled maydere whose speaking with her generals by calling out her pet name and bringing in some sweets for her and the rest.

>> No.16482963

>>16482948
I would say a seven. Gonna get all those pictures and gonna nuzzle her a ton. I hope she is ready to be treated as our precious little diamond.

>> No.16482966

>>16482960
That's adorable.

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>>16482948
One can't speak for their waifu.

Me on the other hand would be a solid 1.5

>> No.16482972

>>16482886
Tb.h you'd expect people devoting themselves to wet dreams of perfect girlfriends with reversed courtship roles, nympho sex drive and hardwired faithfulness NOT to be stereotypical hunks.

>> No.16482975

>>16482966
Best bit would be watching her recompose herself while her generals enjoy the magic of fresh lemon bars and milk

>> No.16482978

>>16482948
At least a 6 or 7.

>> No.16482987

>>16482948
5.

>> No.16482998

>>16482948
We would be pretty cool, until she brought around her first boyfriend. Then it would be endless teasing with me handing him a box of condoms and telling him "no grandkids until after high school or else we're going 'hunting'"

>> No.16483006

>>16482886
My Hellhound waifu loves my beard and constantly asks for moustache rides.

>> No.16483007

>>16480276
Guys...
I think I found the one...

>> No.16483012

>>16482886
Well, I'm not really /fit/, but I sure as hell ain't as fruity as those faggots.

>> No.16483015
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16483015

Shhh
The vampire is sleeping

Can't wait for Tekken 7 on PC. All dem models for SFM porn

>> No.16483021

>>16482972
Speak for yourself whelp
I'm an ex-chad who found the light, but I still keep myself fit
I wouldn't have it any other way

>> No.16483023
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16483023

>You will never have dungeon crawling adventures with your overpowered ojou sama

>> No.16483027

>>16482948
Depends, how lovely are vampire mothers with their first offspring? i imagine a 8-9

>> No.16483034

>>16482948
I have a harem rather than waifu but 2 of them would be super embarrassing, 1 would be rather relaxed about everything while the 4th one would be a healthy balance between the others.

I'm not really too high on the daughteru idea though so tend not to think about it too much.

>> No.16483037

>>16483012
Wow thats mean anon.

>> No.16483040

>>16483015
>Can't wait for Tekken 7 on PC. All dem models for SFM porn
And hopefully minimal futa/gang bangs/monster rape.

But this is the SFM community I'm talking about, terrible stuff is inevitable. Should be some nice things though.

>> No.16483046

>>16483023
Where's the fun in that? It's supposed to be challenging so that you feel rewarded upon completion.

If you just walk in with your waifu and one-shot everything until the end then you never actually accomplished anything.

>> No.16483058

>>16483046
i guess i will trick her to drink a delevel potion and dismantle all her broken equipment

>> No.16483062

>>16483023
>ywn be your waifu's incubus champion on the front lines expanding the realm for her
>ywn get her so hot and bothered by your prowess that she comes out and fucks you right there on the battlefield in front of her army forcing everyone to watch

>> No.16483068

>>16483037
True, but non inaccurate.

>> No.16483069

>>16483062
Why everyone wants to be fucked by their waifu in public?

>> No.16483071

>>16483069
I don't. I doubt she would do it too, maybe just some light teasing to show what's to come when we are alone in the bedroom.

>> No.16483073

>>16483062
>That one female cleric on the opposing side whose hiding the fact that she's biting her lip and has one hand below her robes.

>> No.16483080

>>16482948
A 12.

>> No.16483081

>>16483071
>conqueror waifu praises your exploits
>she tells you to come into her office to claim your rewards
>upon entering you notice the office has been replaced by a big plushy bed
>shes just laying there in lingerie licking her lips and staring deeply at you

this will be your most important battle,conquer the waifu or be conquered

>> No.16483084

>>16483068
Still. Their waifus find them cute at least. Thats what matters.

>> No.16483085

>>16483069
I'm indifferent to it. It's her who does it to show me off.

>>16483073
I smell a new target for corruption!

>> No.16483089

>>16483085
>Implying the cleric won't challenge you in the next battle and purposefully throw it because she wants you to ravage her.

>> No.16483092

>>16483081
Oou, I like this too

>> No.16483093

>>16483084
Don't waifus these days care if they're wrong?

>> No.16483095

>>16483089
>cleric
>knowing how to fight anything

arent they white mages?

>> No.16483098

>>16483069
They're sluts

>> No.16483099

>>16483081
Mind as well finish conquering everything. Though I find it pretty stupid and would way rather live a life of carefree adventures with my girl.

>> No.16483102

>>16483095
Depends.
In the east? Clothies who can't fight.

In the west?
Heavy armor wearing champions of god who can hold their own against all but dedicated warriors.

You pick which one is throwing the fight.

>> No.16483104

>>16483089
Id tease her and lead her on ever so close only to finally swap places with my Demonfu at the last second to bondage her up and send her off to begin the monsterization process

>Another satisfied customer!

>> No.16483107

>>16483104
Nice.
Now you have a Dark Priest in the army thats jonesing for a boning from you though.

>> No.16483109

>>16483099
We conquer so you can adventure without worrying about your home being ransacked by Order when you get home!
Or that's the going convenient excuse anyway

>> No.16483111

>>16483099
>so we conquered everything, what now?
>lets conquer another continent/planet/universe/dimension

see how this works?

>> No.16483116
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16483116

Wew. For a split second there I thought Asanagi had actually made a straight-up femdom doujin.

How foolish I was.

>> No.16483117

>>16483107
Delicious. Makes em even more loyal. We'll find her a suitable substitute- eventually.

>> No.16483122

>>16483084
That says a lot about them then.
A girl attracted to girly men? Might be a closet lesbian or bisexual.

>> No.16483126

>>16483117
Anon.
If playing CK2 has taught me anything, its that you don't want to get underlings like that.

Its how you end up getting drugged one night only to awaken and find a bunch of those single soldiers riding you one after the other in the hopes of getting pregnant.
It gets even weirder when you realize they're all shouting about how YOU are supposedly the one violating them.

>> No.16483134

>>16483111
Will you travel the endless void for other worlds with your waifu? Would you have a flamboyant and hammy fight against a red giant with a sword fetish?

>> No.16483140

>>16483116
Good, I was concerned there for a second.

>> No.16483143

>>16483126
boner stop please

>> No.16483144

>>16483111
Eh, too stupid. The only thing we would conquer are the treasures from ancient ruins and shit.

>>16483109
Well if people go ahead and conquer shit then the two of us won't really care, though if it does involve us or her hoard then we would step up our game.

>> No.16483156

>>16483134
After we conquer everything that can be conquered we can settle down and start a family

>and why we cant do that now?

>> No.16483157

>>16483143
You say that but then you have to explain to the wife why you now have a fawning, pregnant harem cuddling around you that consists of quite a few high level officers, mages, religious officials, and more than a few common soldiers.

Don't play with monster girl's hearts anon, that's how you get harems.

>> No.16483162

>>16483126
You forget I'm an incubus married to a rather powerful (and rather possessive) Demon
Unless they want to be banished to hellhound pit cleanup duty for a few millennia they can stow those attempts
[spoilerIf they're loyal enough, she may let them join in once and a while

Nice taste though with CK2

>> No.16483166

>>16483156
Childcare becomes the JWB to your adventure's Lincoln if you have kids.

>> No.16483180

>>16483162
Well, depending on how MG marriage laws are, that may be enough for them to claim wife/some sort of concubine status.

Plus side, you'd have a lot of heirs to give minor titles to.

Down side, you'd now have to deal with a LOT of women wanting kids.

>> No.16483183

>>16483157
no no no i would never betray my waifu, its just the idea that sounded boner inducing

if my waifu ever suspected i got another one she would drag me into her rape dungeon (our room) for a month and brainwash or mindbreak me

>> No.16483194

>>16483180
My waifu and I knew the burdens of rulership before we got into this.
If they truly, exceptionally prove their loyalty above and beyond what's expected of them and wish to forgo the promised benefit of finding them a suitable man in exchange for being a lesser concubine, they're welcome to bring it up with the Lady.
In a way, she may see it a bit as her fault for being the one jumping my incubones whenever I swing a battle and thereby take responsibility in a way.
Or if not then so be it. I'd want the best for them but if the Lady doesn't care then truly I don't either.

>> No.16483198

>>16483116
One of those artists whose art I like but whose doujins I hate.

>> No.16483199

>>16483183
Then don't seduce the underlings.
Bad times and bastards happen that way.


>>16483194
>Meritocracy based marriage system for the single girls

Interesting, although this may cause some chaos if those officers keep trying shit to singlehandedly win battle so they can claim the right to be another of your wives.

>> No.16483210
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>>16483198
What are you talking about, Anon?
Asanagi's doujins are nothing but the purest of love stories.

>> No.16483212

>>16483199
What's a little competition among senior officers, huh? But yeah, since currency isn't really all that important in the Demon Realm the going benefit for enlistment is the promise of a husband from captured enemy forces. Occasionally from other sources as needed as well. By and large, due to the whole 'once a man is married other MGs usually aren't attracted to them anymore' the scenario you listed out wouldn't happen often. That's why when it does it would be exceptionally interesting. They're welcome to plead their case and see if they can work something out with the Lady. She's the one in charge after all.
But it doesn't hurt to dangle the carrot a little, even if its actually a bit further than they think it is.

>> No.16483213

>>16483210
I would do things to Sturm and Vira.
Terrible, terrible things that may or may not involve hyper preg.

>> No.16483217

>>16483210
You're funny. Not really.

>> No.16483223

>>16483212
Ok, but what happens when a girl who genuinely loves her husband DOES get to the level of that carrot?

Would she be willing to allow you to get a new wife or would she basically break a century long tradition to keep you to herself?
That's how you end up with a minor rebellion to enforce the Culture's laws.

>> No.16483227

>>16483210
This. He's literally the best.

>> No.16483234

>>16483210
>Headpatting someone annoyed by headpats
This is interesting

>> No.16483238

>>16483210
I like the part where lolis get raped to death, like that Cagliostro doujin, but the weird misogyny always puts me off a bit.

>> No.16483243

>>16483234
thats the point, like that one old aunt that always pinches your cheeks really hard when you were a kid.

>> No.16483246

>>16482721
>Ramenwarwok
Thanks. I couldn't find the jabberwock image on any of his website profiles, so I wasn't sure.

>> No.16483247

>>16483213
>any mention of "filling your waifu with too much seed" gives you a 3 day ban here

well...

>> No.16483249

>>16483234
That's just Vira getting angry that you aren't OnEEsAN.
Although I do think that you are able to get to the point where she does love the MC as well.

>> No.16483253

>>16483223
>who genuinely loves her husband
Wait, are you suggesting they're already married to another man and also are lusting after me? Because I think that's physically impossible by how manamo mana works. If by some crazy stretch of the imagination or freak intervention of the powers that be that DID happen, that would be a very serious case that I'm sure we'd bring up to the Demon Lord herself or at least a lilim to try and sort out.

Operating on the assumption that you meant a single, loyal officer MG that rose through the ranks and actually showed impeccable loyalty that would constitute 'reaching that carrot', and she brought her case to the Lady, that would make for a very interesting story.
No but I dunno. She may tell them to wait, and if they can be patient and wait however long enough of a time I may finally be the one to crack and try and put a good word in.
I think she'd be willing to accept it in the end, and over a long period may even learn to enjoy it. Great question though.

>> No.16483254

>>16483198
Same.
>>16483210
His art is good but his doujins are complete trash with no real variance. Should stick to being a pixiv artist since his individual images are fine.

>> No.16483258

>>16483249
>spoiler
She only loves the main character if it's Djeeta, she's gay as fuck.

>> No.16483261

>>16483253
No, I'm suggesting some little soldier doing her damndest to become a hero so she can claim to right to become your wife in addition to your actual one.

>> No.16483263

>>16483258
But being gay is wrong!

>> No.16483264

>>16483254
>his doujins are complete trash with no real variance
Right, cause all the femdom ones have such great "variance".

>> No.16483265

>>16483261
Ah yes, I thought so, and so my second paragraph/point in there stands.

>> No.16483276

>>16483264
Well yeah
Pegging, cbt, ryona, guro,

>> No.16483281

is KC just going to stick with the encyclopedia and books or does he have future plans to take this series further?

>> No.16483286

>>16483258
Don't you remember anon?
>no woman can win against the dick
Just keep her chained in your basement long enough for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in and she'll love you unconditionally.

>> No.16483288

>>16483276
I stand corrected, it seems...

>> No.16483293

>>16483258
Has that actually been confirmed yet?
I know she's Onee-sexual but nothing beyond that.
I never rolled her.

>> No.16483294

>>16483264
Did I ever say I like those? Only a dumbass thinks that everyone who hates one extreme must like the other.

>> No.16483296

>>16483281
Few years ago he said he is planning to make a game sometime in the future but I don't know if he is still sticking to that plan or not

>> No.16483297
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>>16483238
Really? Kind of a weird turn off.

It's actually the inverse for me. I don't mind either but I wish he did less guro/torture/death and more girls getting put int heir place, yet finding happiness in there.
Pic related, definitely related.

>> No.16483301

>>16483286
Can you break yanderes that way? I always liked the thought of beating them to a pulp and showing that they are nothing more than a retarded girl, but maybe breaking them like that is a better option.

>> No.16483304

>>16483286
>spoiler

Thats not nice or loving.

>> No.16483305

>>16483294
>everyone who hates one extreme must like the other
I don't wanna be that guy, but where do you think you are?

>> No.16483306

>>16483238
>likes seeing girls being raped to death
>gets triggered by soggy knees
???

>> No.16483307

>>16483293
She starts to fall for Djeeta if you play her but in a selfish way where she wants both an "older sister" and a "younger sister."

She still prefers Kat though, her devotion is crazy to the point even Luminiera tells her she needs to chill out before someone gets hurt.

>> No.16483308

>>16483301
Eh, I figured you'd need to do more of a stealthy approach.

Maybe assisting them and doing more and more things for them til they're almost reliant and then vanishing so they are struck by how much you did.
May not completely break them but it may turn them towards you more.

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>>16483286
>>16483301

>> No.16483319
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16483319

Now with colors

>> No.16483324

>>16483307
Ok.
I always did Gran and ran water or fire because they're all I rolled.


Silva, Yuela, and Societte a cute.

>> No.16483327

>>16483319
>virgin killer
>shitggoth
Eh its okay, waste of barb's time. but at least it isn't a shitshire or shiticore.

>> No.16483332

>>16483319
MUH DICK

>> No.16483333

>>16483319
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.16483336

>>16483327
>implying abomination is better than Cheshire

>>16483319
Remove abominations.

>> No.16483338

>>16483327
Thanks for that informative opinion. Into the trash it goes.

>> No.16483339

>>16483319
Oh if only shogg wasn't one of the most disgusting girls.

>> No.16483340

>>16483296
well monster musume manged to get a manga and an anime adaptation and they were just some niche 4komas.
I think a non h adaptation of mge would be a lot more doable.

>> No.16483343

>>16483306
The girls have to be intrinsically valuable that raping them to death has any weight. It's exactly because they're precious and irreplaceable that deepthroating them until they suffocate gets me going. Just breaking a worthless onahole isn't hot at all.

>> No.16483344

>>16483319
Hnnngh.
And could you potentially draw some Shoggoth booty in the future?
>>16483327
Fuck you.

>> No.16483345

>>16483339
i'd still lick her

>> No.16483348

>>16483338
Along with those girls and you.

>> No.16483350

>>16483344
I bet shoggoth ass is the plumpest and the softest.

>> No.16483351

>>16483345
Anon no. She is going to get inside of your body and you'll become one!

>> No.16483353

>>16483340
by the looks of thing okayado had gotten entrapped in a situation were the editor is constraining him,
perhaps KC perfers a situation with more leverage.

>> No.16483355
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>>16483319
Shog = top girl

>> No.16483366

>>16483351
Oh no! Whatever will I do?! Well I guess there's no stopping it. Might aswell embrace it.

>> No.16483370

>>16483355
I've noticed shoggoth in quite a few top 5s. So this is a fact. Shoggoth a best.

>> No.16483379

>>16483319
Love it. The sweater definitely looks good on the shog.

>> No.16483381

>>16483304
>Thats not nice or loving.
Of course it is Anon! I'm not hurting her in any sense of the word. She gets three square meals a day plus dessert on saturdays. She would have a huge basement for activities, and when she gets calmer (when the chains on her legs come off) she would have a tv with all the games and movies she would want! It would be paradise for her!

>>16483301
Anon no. That is too mean, even by my standards.

>>16483313
Looks like someone needs to see my basement.

>> No.16483382

>>16483319
So is this kind of sweater the new trend? Because we need more of it. Makes me instant diamonds.

>> No.16483383

>>16483366
You have to stop it before it's too late! You insides will be all slimy and weird and you'll alwyas feel your waifu rumbling around inside of you.

>> No.16483384

>>16483319
Fuck yeah.
>>16483327
>being this wrong
I actually want to see him do a Manticore.

>> No.16483386

>>16483355
Top tier girl, shit tier person/writer

>> No.16483388

>>16483319
are there any MGs barb will not do? Also he could've picked better but that is nice. Surprised gazerfag doesn't beg him for things.

>> No.16483391

>>16483381
But you're just using her as an object. You don't love her and you keep her locked away. People like you will get arrested in MGC and that poor gifts taken away from your oppression.

>> No.16483395

>>16483383
What?! I'll always be with the girl I love? How evil!

>> No.16483399

>>16483319
>not wight for virgin killer sweater
>not even ice queen or dark mage

>> No.16483403

>>16483399
We need more girls in sweaters.

>> No.16483405
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16483405

Kikimoras >>>>>>>> Shoggoths

>> No.16483412

>>16483405
I'm just gonna have both types servicing me in my giant Rape Castle of Doom.

>> No.16483413

>>16483405
There's no need to say it, we all know.

>> No.16483415

>>16483405
Anon. Shoggoths are equal to Kikimoras. All maids are cute and should be loved equally.

Also that's a very beautiful Kikimora. Is that a baby bump?

>> No.16483416

>>16483403
I want glacies and IQ pressing together in one large sweater, or g + lava golem.

>> No.16483419

>>16483405
Without a doubt.

>>16483395
Well, you won't be with her, you will BE part of her. This is too dangerous, you won't even be human anymore.

>> No.16483420

>>16483416
That's lewd! But I approve. I'd love to be in the middle of them.

>> No.16483422
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>> No.16483423

>>16483405
I want my Shog maid to hold my Kiki maid down while I kiss, hug and molest her and finally rape her.

>> No.16483424

>>16483419
Becoming one with my wife in eternal love >>>> being human

>> No.16483427
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>>16483405
What if my maid is both?

>> No.16483429

>>16483422
>grows from a little scrawny thing into a titcow Amazing.

>> No.16483431

>>16483422
Cute fox.

>> No.16483435

>>16483427
The mega maid.

>> No.16483439

>>16483420
You know what they say, if something is cold enough it feels hot. Imagine an ice queen getting so flustered and embarassed that she starts to steam.

>> No.16483442

>>16483427
A shit deal, get a refund mate.

>> No.16483443

>>16483435
>mega maid
But she isn't a 400 ft tall Automaton with a giant vacuum.

>> No.16483445

>>16483388
Shoggoth is nice though. And Gazerfag doesn't beg.

Nothing wrong with more Shog in the world.

>> No.16483446

>>16483443
A kikimora that's part cyborg and part shogg.

>> No.16483451

>>16483445
>doesn't beg
Oh man, you really don't know.

>> No.16483453

>>16483424
Well I guess if you don't mind being whatever a shogg's husband is, then it's okay.

>> No.16483455

>>16483453
I'd renounce my humanity right now if I got a wife.

>> No.16483458

>>16483445
I agree with you. But,

>doesn't beg

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>>16483455
Lovely dedication. A true husbando is willing to change to be even closer to their waifu!

>> No.16483463

>>16483455
This

>> No.16483465

>>16483462
But is a true husbando willing to change?

>> No.16483466

>>16483455
Trully a chaosfag. I bet your shogg will be very happy that you will become an abomination with her.

>> No.16483468

>>16483462
>not loving your husbando the way he is
Shit waifu detected.

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>>16483116
It is my lasting dream that Hirame will make a straight maledom/harem doujin in the spirit of Asanagi's, hopefully with the Abysmal but other girls could suffice. Hirame's girls and their faces are pure sex.

But I highly doubt it will ever come to be.

>> No.16483473

>>16483455
I want to stay human, my monsterwife isn't chaotic.

>> No.16483474

>>16483468
I would say that in the case of chaos girls it's more of a culture thing.

>> No.16483475

>>16483469
>tfw no harem of abyssals

>> No.16483476

>>16483465
That's
That's what I just said, so... yeah
>>16483468
It's not about them not loving you the way you are, its about you wanting to be even better for them
We had this conversation less then five threads ago so I ain't gettin into it again!

>> No.16483477

>>16483474
>culture thing
And here I thought you couldn't make me say No even harder, and yet you found a way.

>> No.16483478

>>16483468
It's true that a waifu loves her husbando how he is. But this is Chaos girls. It's different.

And wouldn't you get buff for your waifu? So she can feel like she's protected by a real man?

>> No.16483484

>>16483478
And that's why Chaos girls are shit.

>> No.16483487

>>16483469
>But I highly doubt it will ever come to be.
Good.

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>>16483469

>> No.16483494

Boats aren't monstergirls.

>> No.16483495

>>16483484
Anon it's becoming one with her husband. That's just how some anons like it. It's pretty romantic and loving if you ask me.

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16483500

Which undeads are the best undeads?

>> No.16483502

>>16483494
I dunno Abyssals kinda are?

>>16483500
Can't I just pick them all? All undead a best.

>> No.16483503

>>16483500
Yes.

>> No.16483506

>>16483495
No, it's /d/ garbage that somehow made it's way in here, if you ask me.

>> No.16483507

>>16483451
>>16483458
Making requests isn't begging

>> No.16483509

>>16483490
I would plow that ass so hard she wouldn't be able to move. How can that ass be so fat?

>> No.16483510

>>16483466
I wish to become a writhing mass of primal chaos and meld with my waifu for eternity.

>> No.16483511

>>16483455

I'm the same and my waifu isn't even a chaos type.

>> No.16483512

>>16483502
They are all clingy anon, would a undead harem share husbando?

>> No.16483514

>>16483500
Wights, and soon to be undead samurai guardian chicks

>> No.16483517

>>16483510
If you are into that. Just make sure to live either underground or in a chaos community, you don't want to scare the other kids, right?

>> No.16483519

>>16483510
Get her a [color out of space]-jeweled ring!

>> No.16483521

>>16483455
If you mean MGE incubus, yes.

If you mean going full monsterboy I'd rather purge you all, fagas.

>> No.16483523

>>16483521
fags*

>> No.16483525

>>16483506
Monster girls are /d/ content.

You don't see normalfags masturbating to snake people or women who are half-horses.

>> No.16483526

>>16483521
He is clearly talking about a chaos girls, buddy.

Also I wonder if shogg's husbands are also weak to fire.

>> No.16483528

>>16483506
Gee I don't know how it got here. Maybe KC had something to do with it?

>> No.16483531

>>16483500
Those noses look pretty bad.

>> No.16483532

>>16483455
You're not the only one, I'd gladly become an Incubus, coat man or spider if it meant I got a monster girl wife. You can turn back whenever you want too.

>> No.16483533

>>16483525
You know damn well I'm talking about the "Becoming a monster boy" part.

>> No.16483535

>>16483512
Maybe. They can't resist the dick.

>> No.16483537

>>16483526
>He is clearly talking about a chaos girls
So yeah, purge.

>> No.16483541

>>16483506
Believe it or not, it's as >>16483525 said.

Even compared to other monster girl settings, MGE is very /d/. I mean you've got chaos transformations, alps, men turning into dogs to fuck their wife, doppleganger potions, temporary gender swap potions, tentacle forest and a whole host of other stuff. If you think it's not then you're in denial.

>> No.16483543

>>16483517
But anon. The children love shoggoths! Shoggoths give off a vibe of purity which children love. She's such a motherly figure to the kids. Playing with them, singing to them and cooing them to sleep.

Shoggoths make perfect mothers.

>> No.16483544

>>16483537
>purging a giant eldritch spider
Enjoy being eaten, fag

>> No.16483548

>>16483525
>>16483541
This is the excuse futafags used to push their shit, mostly by citing stuff from the setting we don't even talk about.

>> No.16483549

>>16483533
It's exactly the same level of depravity, but it's just not accepted here because of reasons.

>>16483548
I don't see what the big issue is with maybe sprouting horns from your forehead. You're not gonna start masturbating to dicks just because of it.

>> No.16483551

>>16483543
>Playing with them
Thank god they teach in school that you are not supposed to stay near chaos girls that much. Don't want any kids becoming retarded and mutated.

>> No.16483553

>>16483549
>because of reasons
You better be pretending.

>> No.16483554

>>16483537
It's anons like these I want to see mind raped by a mindflayer until they're a ahegoing mess who are addicted to Chaos girls. You'll make a perfect husband to a chao girl one day anon.

>> No.16483556

>>16483549
Take a hike faggot.

>> No.16483557

>>16483554
Please refrain from using other anons for your shitty fetishes.

>> No.16483559

>>16483548
No one's talking about futa you retard, even KC isn't really fond of the idea but all that stuff I mentioned are things he's very much enthusiastic about and exist within the setting.

Trying to direct the conversation to being about futa is a poor tactic people use when faced with evidence they don't like.

>> No.16483560

>>16483551
That's a lie and you know it. They wouldn't be that racist in schools. And anyway the children love M(r)s. Shoggoth. They love how she plays ring around the roses with them and they love when she tells them stories.

>> No.16483561
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You see her searching your fridge for meat. Would you stop her?

>> No.16483563
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>>16483500
Ones like this

>> No.16483564

>>16483561
>eating my meat
The fun stops here.

>> No.16483565

>>16483561
No. I'd show her where they are and let her have them. Everyone needs to eat anon.

>> No.16483566

>>16483544
If people can get strong in this setting I can too.

>>16483554
I only submit to my waifu, and she's not a shitty chaos one.

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>>16483405
Wrong.

>> No.16483572

>>16483560
Wait a second isn't that a cult? Oh fuck it is trying to open another chaos portal isn't it?

Get the flamethrowers, salamanders, igni and dragons.

>> No.16483576

>>16483548
No one brought up futa whatsoever
You sound like you just wanna cherrypick things from the setting to fit your own personal fantasy and can't handle other people doing their own thing

>> No.16483579

>>16483563
>Can cast explosion like nobody business

i was abit angry at that

>> No.16483581

>>16483566
>If people can get strong in this setting I can too.
People can get strong in the real world too, you'd be just as lazy there as you are in this one.

>> No.16483587

>>16483579
Well she's as powerful as she is thick.

>> No.16483588

>>16483571
Now there is an old fucking meme
Where'd you dig that old thing up?

>> No.16483590

>>16483576
That's exactly what some people do sadly, make a head canon version of the setting that conflicts with the real one and shout down everyone who actually likes the real version.

>> No.16483591
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Have we discovered any new MGs that are cuter than her yet?

>> No.16483592

>>16483572
Anon calm yourself. I know you may have a hate towards Shoggoths. I get it, at first they don't seem very good looking. But spend a day with one and it's a different story. You don't have to be so close minded anymore. Open up your heart and treat all MGs as equal.

>> No.16483593 [DELETED] 

>>16483588
Wait, really?

>> No.16483596

>>16483571
But Anon.
Radiohead is garbage.

>> No.16483597

>>16483591
Aside from most them?

>> No.16483598

Don't give him (you)s. He's just trying to shit up the thread.

>> No.16483599

>>16483587
So, weight increases ones ability to cast spells on this planet?

Time to trick some spellcasters who dumped wisdom

>> No.16483602

>>16483593
The 'argue over which radiohead album is the best in an arbitrary manner' meme? Yes. That's been around the better half of a decade.

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Cute y/n.

>> No.16483608

>>16483598
I'll spend my (You)s however I wish, Fence-kun.

>> No.16483609

>>16483602
See >>16483596

>> No.16483610

>>16483591
Anubi are cute anon. She may have some competitors.

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>>16483590
Its pretty readily apparent, but what can you do. Everyone's got their needs they want met I guess.

>> No.16483615

>>16483593
I'm gonna spike the Sabbath meetings Punch with Hathor Milk! Uncondensed Pure Triple A Hathor Milk. The hardest and most potent out there.

>> No.16483617 [DELETED] 

>>16483609
>>16483596
http://i.imgur.com/Pbz6ZZl.png

>> No.16483618

>>16483603
Yes it's a cute webcomic but take it to /co/ and stop burning through images.

>> No.16483619

>>16483548
>Mentioning futa out of nowhere
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16483620

>>16483603
Not even a monstergirl.

>> No.16483623

>>16483603
Yes. But what is she?

>> No.16483624

>>16483593
>>16483615
Didn't mean to quote, my bad.

>> No.16483625

>>16483603
Gonna need to see different angles and more skin to give you an answer.

>> No.16483628

>>16483591
Cute is subjective, but no one is more /fa/ than her I can confidently say

>> No.16483630

>>16483592
>But spend a day with one and it's a different story. You don't have to be so close minded anymore. Open up your heart and treat all MGs as equal.
Mate I've never seen something as suspicious as this.
Spend the whole day hearing the stories and really weird stuff about the place she came from is guaranteed to cause insanity and madness. People only start accepting it after they've fallen. Also, open my mind? I like squishy flayers, but there is no way a big one is getting near me and that shogg is not going to trick me.

>> No.16483632

>>16483612
Stop posting that damn smug shota. He makes me jealous of what I don't have.

>>16483615
Anon no! You'll get a bunch of curvy lolis!

>> No.16483633

>>16483591
That answer varies from person to person. Some like Demons, others like their Dragons, I like fire newts. Whitehorns are still cute as buttons though.

>> No.16483642

>>16483630
>Muffled New-England mildly racist/autistic shut-in writer laughing in verbose prose in the distance

>> No.16483643

>>16483617
>Some garbage is ok
Yeah why do you think I put up with the Shoggoth posting?
But people who actually like radiohead know next to nothing about actual music.

>> No.16483647

>>16482886
>S-shut up, I don't need the validation of faceless anons on the net

>> No.16483650

>>16483615
>All those sad lolis who now have massive hips, rears, thick thighs, and a bit of pudge about the middle.

Gonna comfort them all, even if they get chests out of it.
ESPECIALLY if they get chests out of it.

>> No.16483651

>>16482948
None because I don't want kids. I really don't have the qualities of good parenting skills mixed with unconditional love.

>> No.16483653

>>16483630
Shhhhh. Let it happen anon. Embrace it.

But seriously. Her stories are wonderful and they aren't just about her homeland. She has cute fun stories. You haven't experienced life until you lay your head on a Shoggoths soft lap while she reads you stories.

>> No.16483655

Does ANYONE here have a waifu/imagine themselves with/write about monstergirls who were formally human and went through monsterization as opposed to being natural born monsters?

>> No.16483660

>>16483655
Yep.
I've imagined girls who were bakers, traders, soldiers, mages, rogues, princesses, and more.

>> No.16483665

>>16483655
Dont all vampires come from dracula biting normal humans? or an ancient maya mask

>> No.16483666

>>16483655
It's quite the rare commodity.

>> No.16483667

>>16483581
But I am not.

>> No.16483669

>>16483655

There must be at least a couple.

>> No.16483675

>>16483665
>spoiler

Subtle.

>> No.16483676

>>16483455
At least with Coat man I still have arms.

>> No.16483677

>>16483653
Uhh, no. Even if they weren't just chaos stories, placing my head on her slimy thighs and trying to relax and she plays with my hair and my head slowly starts sinking in doesn't sound much fun, even if she's just joking.

>> No.16483679

>>16483650
>Baphomet with those proportions
>HAHA SHE'S JUST A GENERIC THICC LOLI NOW
>Pouts, putting her hands on her hips
>Does a hip shake with a 'Bam'
>Shirt flies off, pants and skivvies follow while the Sabbath laughs at you
>Starts swaying back and forth, the pendulum like swings of her booty making you aroused
>Gives you those bedroom eyes as she pulls down her thong, now digging into the pudge of her muffin top
>Wake up not knowing who you, or where you are
>Only knowing you're being smothered on all sides by oppai lolis with hourglass figures while the Baphomet makes you into her forever-oniisan

>> No.16483685

>>16483655
I've got two characters I think about which were former humans, one willingly changed and the other was corrupted by force.

>> No.16483687

>>16483679
I doubt the sabbath would remain oppai loli.

>> No.16483688

>>16483677
I know right anon. Having her warm touch make you feels happy inside. Her voice making you feel sleepy. Her womb heart practically radiating love. It's disgusting isn't it?

>> No.16483690

>>16483679
12/10 would take responsibility when they all get pregnant

>> No.16483694

>>16483687
You underestimate the power of the Hathor side

>> No.16483697

>>16483679
This made me more erect than it should have. That world sounds perfect.

>> No.16483699

>>16483679
The best life right there.
Would gladly make that whole branch my imotou.

Lots of cuddling, headpats, and impregnation would be going on.

Also sweets.

Gonna give the imotous plenty of sweets.

>> No.16483702

>>16483690
>Giving into jailbait Mary Sue goat
Have you no decency, anon?

>> No.16483708

>>16483702
Nope.
If anything, I'm going to pump those baphos the fullest to ensure they get the most.

>> No.16483709

>>16483702
>Have you no decency, anon?
This is the monstergirl thread, you leave your decency at the door.

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>>16483620
You're not a monstergirl.

>> No.16483720

>>16483655
I guess I haven't thought of any of them that particularly dwelled on my mind for too long, but that conversation earlier about a cleric who got corrupted into a dark priest after the battlefield sex thing got me wondering and I may flesh it out more in my mind

>> No.16483724

>>16483688
I don't think slimes are very warm. It's probably just a bit better during heat seasons where she can suck off your sweat, but it would still be creepy since she would probably leave a bit of chaos on your pores.
The womb heart would be pretty weird. Her body is all dark and stuff, so if you closed your eyes while starring at it you would probably still see the light of it, and because your head is sinking in you would probably hear her heartbeats if she has one.

Trully one creepy monster.

>> No.16483726

>>16483694
Pretty sure KC actually adressed that in a Q&A and said titcow milk still doesn't give lolis big chests.

>> No.16483728

>>16483726
Sad.

>> No.16483730

So, when a MG says "no more" while you are pumping her with semen it means "Yes more"?

>> No.16483732

>>16483694
So they would flee from the sabbath and create a new group of oppai lolis?

>>16483726
Welp there it is, Sabbath is just for little kids. Girls with grown women stuff probably gets banished.

>> No.16483733

>>16483726
I think thats more of a "If you like a loli but don't want her to have tits" thing.

I bet if you like oppai lolis then it would up her bust.

>> No.16483734

>>16483726
Don't tell that to the small-breasted ones who dream of having big breasts.

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>>16483709
There's a lack of hecency, and then there's the degeneracy of willingly fucking 'she is the stongest and smartest and most magical and bestest at sex'. Baphomet's profile reads like a bad Sonic OC. Just get yourself a proper adult goat.

>> No.16483756

>>16483734
I want to help a small breasted loli get the big chest she always wanted.
One that's even bigger than holsts!

>> No.16483758

>>16483724
That sounds nice to me anon.

>> No.16483759

>>16483726
Of course he did, can't stop thread memes though.
>>16483733
He was pretty clear in his answer.

>> No.16483762

>>16483730
No anon it means her womb has exceeded the sperm capacity and now it's leaking out.

>> No.16483768

>>16483759
What QA session was that?
I want to re-read the question.

>> No.16483769

>>16483730
>"No more" while you are pumping her with semen

Aww, I love when she's being playful.

>> No.16483770

>>16483762
That only applies to automatons

>> No.16483771

>>16483756
A sahuagin who isn't DFC

>> No.16483774

What Monster Girls are for incesting?

>> No.16483777

>>16483730
Ideally, you keep at it until her speech is a garble mess and she's completely overflowing. Or until satisfied, whichever comes first.

>> No.16483778

>>16483771
Then she's getting the biggest breasts of all!

>> No.16483782

>>16483774
The ones who are related to you and not married.

>>16483730
Yep, keep going, even when she starts to bulge

>> No.16483783

>>16483777
Doesnt the satisfy part come first?

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>>16483774
If you have to ask that, you really don't pay attention to their profiles.

>> No.16483787

>>16483774
None of the ones I personally like, although Dormice and probably the more buggy ones

>>16483782
ESPECIALLY when she starts to bulge

>> No.16483789

>>16483778
Natural floaters

>> No.16483791

>>16483758
Doesn't sounds that nice to me. After that let's say this is a single Shogg you would open your eyes and look at her face, her pupils would be the same shape and color as her heart womb, and she would probably go in for a kiss. See? It was all a trick and all she wants to do is become one and transform you.

>> No.16483793

>>16483774
Alices, cockroaches and beelzes.

>> No.16483795

>>16483789
Indeed, then you could see her staring at you from the water with the upper half of her chest bobbing up there as well.

>> No.16483798

>>16481547
>>Tanuki wants you to do roleplay sex where she went bankrupt and you purchased her as your sex slave
HOT.


>converted girls who want to relive the night of their corruption (may or may not involve inviting their 'progenitor' for a threesome)

>Beelzebub don't actually oviposit but thinks it'd be funny/hot to kidnap a girl and pretend to

>Kejorou into shaving

>Parasite species into "cleansing" roleplay.. or not roleplay, followed by reinfection by another of their species

>> No.16483801

>>16483791
That means she loves me. That's called love anon. Don't you want to be loved?

>> No.16483803

>>16483726
You're thinking of the second world guide.

>The effect varies depending on the race, the individual, and the sexual tastes of her husband. For all the monsters whose charm point is their childish appearance, it won't cause them to have full breasts. Instead, it exhibits an effect that will cause their tiny breasts to become even squishier, and make their skin feel even softer to the touch, so even adherents of Sabbath should relax and drink it.

>> No.16483804

>>16483798
>Kejorou into shaving

YAMERO!

>> No.16483805

>>16483774
Adopted pear-shaped Wyverns.

>> No.16483807

>>16483805
Don't lewd the Wyvern daughteru!

>> No.16483810

>>16483319
YES. FANTASTIC.

>> No.16483817

>>16483801
Becoming one with my wife means putting my penis inside of her and have lovely sex while she hugs me with everything she has, not having her invade my body and making me half of her.

>> No.16483822

>>16483785
Is it true fat goes naturally to a Dark Elf's ass?

>> No.16483823

>>16483783
Well, it does, but I'm referring to the satisfaction of thoroughly working her over.

>> No.16483827

>>16483817
But anon those 2 things aren't mutually exclusive. You can have it all with a shoggoth. And since the nature of bonding and melting together is extremely sensitive you and her will feel lewd all over. Just imagine ducking lotus postition while she bonds to you and kissing you passionately.

>> No.16483829

>>16483822
No, just most of it.
Many a dark elf has gone on an 'all sweets' diet only to come out with a tremendous bottom, a slightly larger chest, and a gut.

>> No.16483835

>>16483829
Well surely such proud and noble creatures can resist delicious sweets right?

>> No.16483836

>>16483702
>Mary Sue goat
I'm not sure you understand what that implies.

>> No.16483842

>>16483829
You'd think elves in general could hire other MGs to be their personal fitness coaches so they don't get too out of control.

>> No.16483843

>>16483827
Nope. I should've said that I want to fuck my waifu while still being a human, not a sloppy slime. And kissing her sounds pretty nasty considering you'll be kinda swallowing parts of her.

>> No.16483848

>>16483842
Too proud for that.

>> No.16483856

>>16483835
Depends.
The mages and more martially minded tend to have the discipline to resist but the nobility and diplomats?

More than a few have tried to 'increase their charm point' only to find that they've got a larger waistline with it and a diet they struggle to follow.

>>16483842
That's what the less miserly or less proud ones do, although they aren't happy about it....

The greedy or prideful ones though....typically they end up picking a slave that doesn't mind it so they don't have to give up their snacking and sweets.

>> No.16483857

>>16483843
That's ok anon. Some people don't like Shoggoths I get it. Hope you live happily with your waifu.

>> No.16483860

>>16483803
Looks like the sabbath wins this time

>> No.16483864
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I want to help monster girls see that there's more to life than men, sex, or babies...



With my dick.

>> No.16483865

>>16483848
What, they can't handle a big Oni spotting them?
>>16483856
>spoiler
Damn Elves, always finding a way out of issues.

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>>16483860
https://youtu.be/PuZ24VBrbO4
FILTHY BASTARD SABBATH!
I HATE EM I HATE EM!
AAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH!

>> No.16483870

>>16483864
I want to show that teacher the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.16483873

>>16483864
I have a burning need to impregnate that sensei.

>> No.16483877

>>16483865
Well, that is their way after all.
They like to avoid conflict until it suits them.
Most of 'those' elves also tend to get whispers around their backs but they're political animals anyway and figure that a 'slovenly' appearance will get others to drop their guards...That and get them bigger portions at feasts.

They also tend to have their slave/husband's massage them or rub them almost constantly when they aren't working either.

>> No.16483879

>>16483856
I want to introduce McDonalds to a Dark Elf noblewoman as "fine cuisine".

What's the worse that could happen?

>> No.16483882

>>16483864
>ywn feel the joy of seeing your daughteru reading a Dr.Seuss book all by themself.
Damn it, this world can kiss my ass.

>> No.16483886

>>16483798
>beelzebub kidnaps a poor farmer's daughter
>rips her clothes off and pins her to the floor
>tells her in explicit detail how she's going to lay eggs in her
>moves her bug parts just close enough and the girl passes out from fear and pisses herself
>beelzebub rolls around on the floor laughing in disbelief that people still fall for her kind doing such a thing

>> No.16483889

>>16483879
heart attack deaths skyrocketing in dark elf lands.

>> No.16483890

>>16483879
There's a manga about that.

>> No.16483894

>>16483868
ex-sabbath where?

>> No.16483898

>>16483877
>Spoiler
>Not just working out heavily so they have a more justifiable reason for bigger portions
>Not working themselves to exhaustion and forcing their favored servant to wash and massage them.
Let's not vote for Elves in the elections, they are silly creatures.

>> No.16483900

>>16483879
Well, for one you could be known as the man who introduced obesity to the elves....also the man who man a boatload of gold for introducing it.

Would you be able to live with yourself after doing such a thing?

You'd have to hear about daily stories from elves who can't seduce husbands because they're 'Fatter than those blasted P'Orcs' now.

>> No.16483905

>>16483898
Anon, these are the elves who are too greedy/prideful/undisciplined to lose the weight.

If you want THOSE elves then you'll want to look into the dark elf guard.

Those are the elves with the muscles.

>> No.16483911

>>16483900
Well I got shitloads of gold so it's okay.

>> No.16483912
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16483912

>>16483762
>>16483777
>>16483782
>>16483787
>>16483823

THIS IS TOO LEWD, STOP AT ONCE

WOMBS ARE NOT FOR BULLYING

>> No.16483920

>>16483905
I already have a muscle waifu, it's fine. Anyways, I'd bet one-hundred-thirty-four american dollars that they lose weight if they learned that their special servants liked muscles.

>> No.16483923

>>16483912
Of course they are. Once you get a taste of womb bullying it's hard to not tease your waifu about that.

>> No.16483925

>>16483912
Wombs are for visibly overstuffing

>> No.16483929

>>16483911
You say that but then you wake up some night to find a kunoichi's been sent to kindap you for that first dark elf noble woman you introduced the arches too.

Only now she's a(n) (under)landwhale that wants you to fill in for the husband she's never able to get now because she weights more than seven slaves.


Sure three of those slaves were kobolds but two were onis.

>> No.16483932

>>16483912
The womb's needs are different than the woman's needs
Just because the woman thinks she's satisfied doesn't mean the womb is
When it doubt, best to just keep going

>> No.16483934

>>16483912
It's not bullying if I gently cuddle with my waifu and help her sober up after being stuffed that heavily.

>> No.16483935

>>16483920
IF they grabbed one whose interested, then they may go for it and drop the weight or end up strongfat.

THOSE ones we were talking about though picked out slave/husbands specifically because they wouldn't have to do the extra work.

>> No.16483937

>>16483929
Too bad for her I married a Tanuki.

>> No.16483940

>>16483934
Just don't forget to plug her up first. Wouldn't want to waste a single drop, right?

>> No.16483945

>>16483912
Wrong.
Wombs are for bullying.

In fact, I want to bully a salamander's womb to its very limit under the guise of 'training' her.

>> No.16483949

>>16483940
Yes, of course, she'll just absorb the excess energy and feel better later.

>> No.16483953

>>16483925
>>16483912
Making sure all of it is coated and packed with thick white stuff.
Then you keep pumping into it swelling it larger and larger.
Her womb grew three sizes that day.

>> No.16483956

>>16483937
Oh, then they can simply reach a 'merging of accounts' to open up the elven market even more for an enterprising, bushy tailed, enterprising who wants to sell more than fried chicken and potatoes to the dark elves.

>> No.16483957

>>16483945
Would that be a Cum-bustion?

>> No.16483958

>>16483940
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind if my waifu tried to walk with wobbly legs and my cum dripping everywhere. It would probably make me drop her right there and fill both her pussy and her ass.

Though I swear to god if she lays down on the ground and starts crawling away while saying she is a snail I'll throw salt in her eyes.

>> No.16483965

>>16483957
Oh, you know it.
Just for that I'd triple her 'training for the day' using all holes.

>> No.16483967

>>16483935
Well, I find muscle superior to hedonistic-pudge, so if I had to get an elf, I'll just find a knight or guard.

>> No.16483971

>>16483965
How lewd, and I thought I'd do some crazy shit with my fire newt.

>> No.16483973

>>16483912
Anon is right. Wombs are for loving tenderly and rubbing. Afterall it's where you're daughteru will be so take good care of it. While making love the womb is to be softly made love with and not too rough. It will be filled with semen but not too much. Atleast a quarter of it full.

Don't bully wombs.

>> No.16483975

>>16483967
She just needs a daughter out of it.
So just close your eyes and dive in.
She can give you one of her bodyguards afterwards.

>> No.16483977

>>16482886

I have some facial hair (but not really enough to be considered a full beard) and constant bags under my eyes from not getting enough sleep. Does that count for anything?

>> No.16483979

>>16483971
Anon, the things I do to her would make folks wonder how she can still fight.
The answer is that we then do some normal training once she's plugged up.

>> No.16483981

>>16483975
Elves make some crazy deals, that they do.

>> No.16483982

>>16483956
Oh well.

Maybe I can introduce health products too.

>> No.16483990

>>16483971
What kinds of things you would do to your lizard?

>> No.16483992

>>16483979
>spoiler
That sounds like an accident waiting to happen. Not that I wouldn't add it to me and my waifu's private training sessions.

>> No.16483993

>>16483458
>>16483451
Nice meme

>> No.16483994

>>16483981
She just needs an heir, one she can turn away from fast food.

>>16483982
You can try, it'll be an uphill battle and the tanuki may try to make it so they just BARELY work to maximize sales while still ensuring a demand.

>> No.16483995
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16483995

A boy and his monster girl.

>> No.16484001

>>16483992
Don't worry, we train with blunt weapons.
You haven't seen anything till you've seen a fully filled salamander perform a sword dance.

>> No.16484002
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>>16483945
I want to become an incubus and bully my childhood friend Paladin-chan's womb by filling it up to levels that a human could never archieve. I'd cum inside her while holding her hands and then just keep on splurting more and more of my fetid, corrupt seed into her pure, divine womb and watch as her face contorted into new, lovely expressions of panic and disbelief as her belly visibly distended under the pressure.

>> No.16484003

>>16484001
Belly/sword dance?

>> No.16484004

>>16483995
Cute

>> No.16484010

>>16483990
Blowjob sit-ups, pour cold water on her tail, hold a pull-up while I eat her out
Y'know, the works
>>16484001
What does that look like?

>> No.16484013

>>16483995
While I dislike fond of literal giants, this is really cute.

>> No.16484014

>>16483993
Don't lie.

>> No.16484015

>>16484002
Thats how you get her hooked on it and end up with her begging for more

>>16484003
Yep, a modified combination of both.
It's secretly a mating dance they perform prior to the deed.

>> No.16484017

>>16484010
>no handstand pushups into the dick
Pleb tier workout.

>> No.16484019

>>16484017
Onto the list that goes.

>> No.16484021

>>16484001
>>16484002
I'm glad to see so many other people share this 'sentiment', even if its usually banned if talked about for too long
Monstergirls are for overstuffing

>> No.16484022

>>16484010
Its a swift, flowing series of movements with their blade or weapon of choice, one meant to show off their flexibility, skill, and 'assets' to potential mates.

Sometimes its performed before a bought with a man they desire as a mate.

If they can perform it for their husband while massively filled with seed is a testament to their skill.

>> No.16484024

>>16483993
One of the waifufags even said themselves that gazerfag is persistent when he requests art. That's how he gets it.

>> No.16484025

>>16484015
I'd rather get her hooked on my kisses. Her being desperate to be cumflated would make me feel like she's just hungry for cocks instead of loving me the way I love her.

>> No.16484026

>>16484002
Stop, stop, my incubus penis can only get so erect

>> No.16484027

>>16484021
THat they are.
That they are.

>> No.16484029

>>16484002
milkdemon dude here
BE/Heavy cumstuffing/cum distension is great
Would do to a demon or a punish a baph like such

>> No.16484031

>>16484025
Get her so hooked she doesn't notice whats happening below?

>> No.16484032

>>16484024
Wide reaching, not persistent.

>> No.16484034
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>>16484029
I fucking knew I liked you, milkdemon

Why do I have a suspicion that fans of particular monstergirls often share the same fetishes?

>> No.16484035

>>16484022
Interesting. I'll have to ask my waifu for a "display" of sorts.

>> No.16484038

>>16484015
That's pretty tame stuff, anon.

>> No.16484039

Fuck off back to /d/eviantart with your inflationshit.

>> No.16484040

>>16484002
What happened to that story of a yandere paladin reverse corrupting her incubus childhood friend?
Because I like that more than regular corruption stories.

>> No.16484042

>>16484031
Get her so hooked that she needs your kisses to get off.

>> No.16484045

>>16484026
I also want to have a stopper plug in my dick, so I can park myself inside her even when it's limp and let all that corruption and love swirl inside her all night. I'd love to see her state after spending the night in my arms with a womb filled to the brim and plugged tight.

>>16484042
Maybe teach her that cum is the physical manifestation of love and get her to beg me to love her every night?

>> No.16484049

>>16484032
Sure ok put it however you want. Don't know why you really care though. It's not like you're panished from these threads for saying it.

>> No.16484050

>>16484039
On the bright side, that crazy-ass motherfucker posting the "THICC" didn't show up.

>> No.16484053

>>16484035
>>16484038
It's actually a pretty normal thing for them to do.

There's variations depending on the weapon involved but it can vary from simple, prebattle ones to elaborate, minutes long versions that get them sweaty and fired up.

'additions' depend on the salamander and her husband.
They also tend to avoid doing them when they are pregnant.

>> No.16484056

>>16484045
>Maybe teach her that cum is the physical manifestation of love and get her to beg me to love her every night?
That is a fantastic idea.

>> No.16484055

>>16484040
I didn't put the greentexting away so I forgot about it.

>> No.16484058

>>16484049
There's a pretty big difference between finding obscure artists who take requests and incessantly begging people for art.

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>>16484034
It could be, but hey, glad to hear someone else shares the same taste!
Not a fan of the -full body stuff- but to each their own

>>16484050
Thank fuck. I really dislike that variant.

>> No.16484062

>>16484039
What's going on? Haven't been paying attention. Is it cumflation stuff?

>> No.16484063

>>16484045
>>16484056
>Maybe teach her that cum is the physical manifestation of love

I mean honestly going off of the standard lore most MGs probably would share that sentiment. That's surprisingly on model for their behavior.

>> No.16484067

>>16484055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

>> No.16484068

>>16484053
I definitely wouldn't be able to fight with my waifu once she if she was pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't let her do most stuff until she laid the egg and then I would take care of both of them.

>> No.16484072

>>16484058
Sure anon. Whatever you say.

>> No.16484074

>>16484067
I'll write it down now so I might get back to it once I actually get that Dragon egglaying story written.

>> No.16484076

>>16484053
Well, my newt was pretty regimented before we did stuff together, so she wasn't exactly the most balanced of girls in that regards. Also she'd have to take a seat with a whole bunch of stuff when she was carrying the egg. Wouldn't her to put too much strain on herself

>> No.16484077

>>16484068
Yep.
The best way to handle most martial monster girls

>> No.16484080

>>16484074
Are you Alp?

>> No.16484083

>>16484080
No, I'm Harblador.

>> No.16484085

>>16484074
I love dragon eggs!

>> No.16484086

>>16484083
Alp said that he was writting a preg dragon last year, that little cunt.

Hi and good luck for you though.

>> No.16484087

>>16484060
This girl looks likes she's going to challenge me to a children's card game, and if I lose I get sent to the shadow realm.

>> No.16484088

>>16484076
Well, 'balanced' means they can perform the movements without landing flat on their ass/face.

But yes, it can be pretty strenuous so they'd stop once they had an egg in them.

>> No.16484097

>>16484083
Can you just find the greentexts and put them in your pastebin?


>>16484087
Is the shadow realm just a nickname for her sitting on your face?

>> No.16484098

I have a theory
So I know that MGuniverse is different where they are posting on monchan all the day.

But what if that there is another dimension where basically YOU are the monster girl?

>> No.16484101

>>16483973
Anon quarter full is not enough to make daugherus with the likes of rare MG, it needs to be filled to the limit

>> No.16484102

>>16484088
It's pretty weird seeing a girl who's used to doing physical labor all day sitting down and worrying so much over herself. It's kinda cute.

Also, how long do you assume to be the amount of time Salamanders carry their eggs?

>> No.16484103

>>16484077
She would get pretty annoyed but happy though about me being too worried about her and the baby. Looks like she is the fragile jewel now.

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>>16484087
>shadow realm
Yeah, her bedroom with you blindfolded.

>> No.16484108

>>16484098
I don't get it. So it's like my waifu wishing I was real?

>> No.16484109
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16484109

Wights look good in anything. Even in lich's rags

>> No.16484113

>>16484106
I would totally do her TPS reports, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16484118

>>16484102
I imagine they carry the egg for about 4.5 months and then lay it, although they still reach sizes comparable to a pregnant woman.

>>16484103
Yeah, they'd probably be annoyed but bear with it because they know what they have.

>> No.16484119

>>16484101
But that's mean and hurts the womb. Anyway who has that amount of semen? Doujins aren't real representations anon. They rot your brain and make you think that is what sex is like. It's not anon. Sex with your waifu is way more passionate and less rough. Trust me I know. Doujins give misrepresentations of MGs.

>> No.16484127

>>16484108
basically there you are a mosnter girl, wishing that the you in this dimension was real.

>> No.16484130

>>16484118
I like to think that she carries the egg for around that time and it takes around three to four months to hatch. After that it's the cute baby daughteru stage.

>> No.16484131

>>16484127
Even if I was a monstegirl. I'd preserve my purity for myself. Portals to the human world open when?

>> No.16484134

>>16484119
You're ignoring like, seven different specific established rules of the MG universe there not to mention the specific rules of many different MGs that utilize toxins or poisons or magic or what have you to keep you cumming again and again
All of that also ignoring that this is post-incubization we're talking about
And all of THAT ignoring that you sound boring

>> No.16484136

>>16484119
I imagined the rare MG get so desperate to have a child after so many months of normal sex that they resort to overfilling just to "Make sure" one finally pops up

>> No.16484139

>>16484119
>Trust me I know
You have no idea what sex with my waifu is like you troglodyte wretch, fuck outta here

>> No.16484144

>>16484130
I've always pictured it as a normal birth time period just with the daughteru in an egg for the last half.

>> No.16484148

>>16484118
That sounds like a good estimate of time. I guess it's safe to assume that after a few months the egg would hatch. MGs who lay eggs get pretty damn cute when they dote over their nest.

>> No.16484152

>>16484127
So what you're saying that there's a depressed Demon out there in the multiverse who wishes she could comfort a depressed Human boy?

>> No.16484153
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16484153

Come Anon, have some sake.

>> No.16484159

>>16484144
Same as me then. It gives a nice time to enjoy the waifu carrying the egg and then taking care of it.

Though I'm talking about things like lizards and stuff. Laying insects eggs must be different.

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>>16484153
I only drink with my waifu.

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>>16484109
>still no armored Wights

>> No.16484163

>>16484148
>after every single thing they do around the house they always excuse themselves and disappear for a minute before coming back
>Finally one day you stealthily follow them and see its just them going back to the room and checking on the egg

>> No.16484168

>>16484097
http://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx
Here's my bits. There was some other guy greentexting about the same scenario at the same time, too.

>> No.16484169

>>16484148
Yep.
Can you imagine a salamander looking at her blanket wrapped egg and asking you if you think it'll be a sword wielder or great axe user?

>>16484159
Insects would carry them shorter.
I still imagine the full 9 months so we don't end up with super short birth/carrying but I also have a pregnancy fetish.

>> No.16484175

>>16484072
Don't encourage people to incessantly beg for art by telling them that it works when it doesn't.

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>>16484168
DE. LETE. THIS. NOW.

>> No.16484178

>>16484159
Lizards like laying their eggs in warm places and such. Insects probably have more eggs in shorter periods of time.
>>16484169
>Can you imagine a salamander looking at her blanket wrapped egg and asking you if you think it'll be a sword wielder or great axe user?
That's really cute. Now I want to introduce my Salamander daughteru to a whole armory to see what she grabs first.

>> No.16484181

>>16484169
Now you made me imagine my waifu wondering if our little daughteru will be a fighter like her mom when she grows up. It's cute as fuck.

Also, I think the period would be shorter for insects or at least rodents since they lay batches instead of a single egg.

>> No.16484184

>>16484153
Now thats one fine old hag. Like wine.

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16484189

>You will never tame a dangerous viper snek and start a family with her as your waifu

>> No.16484190

>>16484136
The thing everyone keeps forgetting about MG pregnancy is it isn't about hitting some magic target number of semen in one night. It's more or less down to "try, try again."
MG fertility rates are low even with incubi, and you have to try for years to get even one. You can't fertilize an egg that isn't there.

>> No.16484192

>>16484181
Well, it depends on the insects.

I doubt that Mantises would breed at the same rate as devil bugs.

You're right about the rodents though.

Many mice would be in the future of the men who married them.

I also seem to remember that the arachne/spider types do oviposition to lay eggs in blankets and stuff.

>> No.16484196

>>16484190
Well, is the issue because they simply don't produce the eggs or that your seed has trouble reaching said egg before its absorbed by her body?

If its the former than, yes, semen amount won't matter, if its the latter than you could conceivably just power through with ludicrous amounts of semen.

>> No.16484202

>>16484152
yeah and there is a girl version of you.

>> No.16484204

>>16484192
Don't Mantises lay egg clutches though?

>> No.16484205

>>16484196
It's not your semen that gets absorbed, it's just the SE.
That's why "cumflating triplets" is a joke.

>> No.16484207

>>16484168
>http://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx
YES!!!
Thanks man, you are a bro, no matter what the others may say about you.

>> No.16484213

>>16484134
But anon don't you think it's mean fullying the womb with your seed? Don't you think that maybe the more seed you make the less worth it has? Sperm to an MG is supposed to be special anon.

>>16484139
I'd never imply such a thing anon. And I deeply apologise if it struck you that way. I'd never say or do that.

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16484215

>>16484189
I know that feel.

>> No.16484221

>>16484175
Ok anon. Sure. If you want a (you) then here's one I donated.

>> No.16484222

>>16484196
If the latter was true incubi would have no issues. But they do.
>Compared to humans, it is harder for them to get pregnant.
>couples inevitably have far more sex than human couples, but even so, it's much more difficult for them to become pregnant

>It makes monsters that much more overjoyed when they do become pregnant.

>> No.16484226

>>16484189
I wish I could have an egg with my waifu. But baby bump is just as great!

>> No.16484228

>>16484196
Artificial insemination would be extremely popular with urban MG's, I bet. It'd be really hot, too, especially if the mother-to-be got to empty the syringe in her egg herself.

>> No.16484232

>>16484222
Ultimately, we need to know the mechanics behind why its so difficult for MGs to get pregnant.

KC needs to give us the mechanics.

>>16484228
Hot?
Not so much.

It would, however, make it easier for them to have kids.

>> No.16484238
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>growing up with a monster girl sibling is hard, especially when your older sister has boundary issues
>you're lying in bed one morning when you are awoken by a faint, warm breeze blowing across your face
>you open your eyes, seeing that your room is still dark, so you roll over to try and get back to sleep
>that's when you're met with your sister's eyes, shining in the darkness
>"Good. Mor. Ning~"
>you bolt out of bed while managing to escape her grasp, and, even with the low level of visibility, find your way to the door
>as you're about to make it out of your room, you trip on something, only getting only halfway through the doorway
>you look back and see she has a deathgrip on your ankle, staring at you with love-crazed eyes. "Where are you going, Anon? Onee-chan's not done cuddling yet~"
>as you try to claw your way into the hall, your mother walks by and stops for a moment. you plead with her to help you, but she just watches as you're dragged back into your room, your sister letting out maniacal giggling
>the door closes and your mother continues on her way, saying to herself "My my, it's nice to see them getting along so well."

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16484239

You wouldn't tame the legendary Black Unicorn would you?

I mean she's a villainous warlord type! Dangerous!

>> No.16484241

>>16484228
Artificially doing it kinda takes out the joy of actually getting a positive test after trying for a baby for a while.

>> No.16484242

>>16484215
Ah fuck, this feel is too strong

>> No.16484243

>>16484213
Filling*

>> No.16484246

>>16484213
>sperm to an MG is supposed to be special
Like 95% of all materials in MGE, both monster profiles or otherwise, end in a variation of 'this is all done in their constant neverending pursuit of more men's spirit energy through sperm'
It's special, aye, in a 'so fucking give me more of it all the time' kind of way, not a 'lets only have sex once tonight honey to make it more important' or whatever romance novel bullshit kinda way is being suggested
If its your thing to want to pretend MGs don't literally have nigh-uncontrollable hunger pains for sperm all the time then you do you but that's totally different from what the source material says

>> No.16484249

>>16484238
How would a MG onee-san react if she found out her little brother has a MG waifu?

>> No.16484250

>>16484232
>>16484241
>Getting to actually inseminate your egg
>Seeing it happen
>The tranquil joy of knowing it's growing inside you
It'd be the best, anons. She'd be all giddy about it, rubbing her belly since the moment we got home from the clinic.

>> No.16484251

>>16484239
>filename

>> No.16484252

>>16484239
I want to play with her ears.

>> No.16484256

>>16484250
I mean, you're not wrong about how happy she'd be about it.

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>>16484238
Seeing new Arachne onee-chan stuff brings a tear to my eye.

>> No.16484259

>>16484250
This shit is why I stay away from modern/MGC settings
Even here, in imagining life with monstergirls, people are actively looking for ways to avoid having sex and making up excuses to get around it

>> No.16484260

>>16484153
Why is it that all those monster girls want to get men drunk?
Aren't they womanly enough for the good old rape?

>> No.16484262

>>16484246
Jeez ok anon. I get it. You like MGs who are hungry for sperm. I understand what the source material says. All I'm saying is that having sex constantly makes it meaningless and it makes sperm meaningless or have tons of it all the time. It's like a Sunday ice cream, it tastes amazing at first, but gets real boring after you have a barrel load of it. Of course this is different in he MG world but consider that this is more of human nature rather than MG nature. Humans get bored of things after they've had it so many times.

But if you disagree that's ok anon. I won't mind. It's just I'd rather me and my waifu didn't have sex every hour.

>> No.16484263

>>16484258
>Arachne onee-chan stuff
wut?

>> No.16484266

>>16484263
I'm retarded. I managed to mistake the semen demon Digimon as an Arachne.

>> No.16484268

>>16484250
Although I do agree that seeing MGs with small baby bumps and doting all over it is cute. I have to say that artificial insemination is similar to condoms for MGs. It's just not right.

>> No.16484269
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>>16484238
Bad Onee-sans must be punished and be brought back into line.
It is the right, privilege and responsibility of Otoutos to do so.

>> No.16484271

>>16484259
Artificial insemination isn't a way to avoid sex, anon. You're a real weirdo.

>> No.16484275

>>16484262
>Of course this is different in the MG world but consider this is more of human nature rather than MG nature

That's specifically the thing that annoys me when its done ad infinitum in discussion. It doesn't inherently bother me if that's how people wanna view it but it gets annoying when if you suggest a relationship closer to the source material people say 'but that's mean anon don't you want to imagine a normal human relationship only make it look like a monstergirl but everything else stays mostly the same?'
Monstergirls aren't just humans painted a different color with wings or tails glued on. Again that's cool if its your thing but they operate under different rules and its silly to think they'd 'get bored' or think it wasn't special just based on human mentalities that can't be applied to them

>> No.16484277
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16484277

>You will never have a kunoichi swear herself to you
>she will never be a bit too paranoid, threatening at knifepoint (or tailpoint) everything from suspicious passers-by to your family.
>you will never notice her urge to follow you everywhere increase
>she will never try to excuse it by saying that its "all for your protection."

>> No.16484282

>>16484259
>Artificial Insemination means people don't have sex anymore.
Nice logic you got there, buddy.

>> No.16484283

>>16484262
And saying 'that's mean and you're hurting her and you shouldn't do that because she'll get bored' isn't 'I disagree and I won't mind'

>> No.16484289

>>16484258
http://files.catbox.moe/wwbt16.jpg

>> No.16484291

>>16484275
Have you ever thought that maybe because monster girls don't exist we don't understand that kind of mentality? And sure MGs don't get bored of it (like I stated) but humans might. And you can't have a happy relationship if only one is happy.

Also for health reasons anon I suggest it's probably good to calm down. Stress isn't good for the heart, your waifu would be sad.

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>>16484260
They want to relax you and impair your judgement to obtain consent.

>> No.16484293

>>16484289
You're a saint.

>> No.16484300

>>16484249
But she's my waifu!

>> No.16484302

>>16484275
You should relax on the mamono jambo, anon.

>> No.16484303

>>16484277
>No kunoichi with an exhibition fetish

>> No.16484307

>>16484300
Would bullying ensue?

>> No.16484312

>>16484277
I want this and an Ochimusha bodyguard

>>16484292
Even drunk I wouldn't give consent to a flat fox
She can "forget" to wear panties all she wants I'm not laying a finger on her either way

>> No.16484315

>>16484291
Part of the fun is, for many people, trying to understand that mentality and actively trying to imagine it as per the setting, not just ignoring it and expying in an anime trope personality. And again, many of the materials, I'd even say most, account for the idea of men getting bored by including materials that say they can be put in the mood and made to want it more and more by the specific Monstergirl they're paired with.
I am calm? I don't know where that's coming from. Being annoyed isn't being stressed. Don't be petty, you're the one who said one had to assume you knew best about what sex with monstergirls is like with the whole 'Sex with your waifu is way more passionate and less rough. Trust me I know'. Bit presumptuous.

>> No.16484316

>>16484277
I would like a kunoichi to stand behind me giving people the evil eye stare.

>> No.16484327

>>16484277
She's getting out of control! You better make her understand that she has to listen to you, or else.

>> No.16484330

>>16484269
I would love to reprimand my Demon Onee-san
>you catch her stealing clothes from your hamper, looking for something soaked in your scent that she can use for "private time"
>you grab her and pull her into the living room, throwing her over the arm of a couch
>you hike up her skirt and spank your sister's plump ass until she's letting out such an erotic voice
>you see a wet spot form on her underwear and tell her she's not supposed to be enjoying this
>you take her panties off and bind her arms behind her back with them, then plunge a couple of fingers into her drooling slit
>when you feel her tightening down, you take your finger's out and leave her like that, unable to finish.

>> No.16484333

>>16484315
But do you really want to be having sex ALL the time? I mean I get that's the whole point of the setting but realistically speaking you don't want be fucking again and again and again and again.

>I am calm? I don't know where that's coming from. Being annoyed isn't being stressed. Don't be petty, you're the one who said one had to assume you knew best about what sex with monstergirls is like with the whole 'Sex with your waifu is way more passionate and less rough. Trust me I know'. Bit presumptuous.

It's a bit hostile don't you think? I'm just trying to be nice anon.

>> No.16484347

>>16484333
>But do you really want to be having sex ALL the time?
Not him, but one of a few things that green demon realms remedy.

>> No.16484351

>>16484347
this is one*

>> No.16484355

>>16484347
I get some anons want that. And that's ok, it probably is very exciting to indulge in pleasure all the time.

>> No.16484368

>>16484333
Nor did I say that one WOULD be, just that at any given time if you as a husbando to a monstergirl wanted to give your waifu the dick, even if you literally just finished in her, she would be completely down for it and wouldn't think it 'made it less special'. And again, if she had some sort of way to make it so I was much more up to the task much more frequently, say by incubization, then of course I would want it more and more often. If it's what she wanted and it was what I wanted then I'd have no problem with it, and given the source materials there are means to make that a possibility.
I never said that that's how everyone should view it either, the only presumption here was, again, someone saying that they have better authority over how to assume someone should be having sex with their preferred fantasy character. If that's not what you want, that's fine, truly- but then don't go assuming you can say to other people how they should be interpreting things or it will start a big dumb waste of time reply chain. Like this one!

>> No.16484371

>>16484355
Well yeah, but that's why the setting gives you options.
Dark demon realms and places like Pandemonium for all aboard the fuck train, and the various green demon realms for people looking for something less extreme/intense.

>> No.16484384

>>16484368
If you want to view it like that then that's ok. I'd probably be up for a round 2 aswell. But I just want to keep sex special. That's all.

>> No.16484385

>>16484333
>It's a bit hostile don't you think? I'm just trying to be nice anon.
Not him, but you're trying to belittle his argument by asserting that he is angry and irrational and his argument less rational by association. It's scummy and disingenuous.

>> No.16484389

>>16484384
And that's just fine. You keep it special in your own special way, and I'll appreciate that, and you can appreciate that my own special way is perhaps vastly different than yours.

>> No.16484390

>>16484385
Anon if you think that's what I'm doing then you're wrong. I'm just simply saying how he comes of as a little hostile.

You shouldn't be making assumptions like that anon. It's not nice.

>> No.16484399

>>16484389
Atleast we've come to an agreement. I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you live a happy daughteru filled life with your waifu.

>> No.16484400

>>16484390
You should be more careful how you speak to people anon. It can make you sound like a patronizing passive-aggressive cunt that tries to pretend they have the high ground all the time by playing variation #2248 of the 'you mad' card anon. That's not very nice to do, anon-kun.

>> No.16484402

>>16484390
>You shouldn't be making assumptions like that anon. It's not nice.
There is no reason to assert things about a person's mental state in an argument unless you intend to use your assertions against them. It really reveals your caliber.

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>>16484399
Mmhm, same.

>> No.16484410

>>16484400
>>16484402
I can assure both of you that I wouldn't use such a cheap tatic. I was just concerned for anons stress level. I in no means said that to patronise him.

>> No.16484416

>>16484410
Tactic*

>> No.16484427

>>16484410
Heh, and I'm the pope of the Fallen God

>> No.16484430
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16484430

BIG
BLACK
DOGS
SUCKING
MEN
DRY.

>> No.16484438
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>>16484410
I mean it did come off a bit patronizing but don't worry about it.
I'm a psychologist in an intensive care facility, nothing that happens in an argument on 4chan of all places is going to stress me out in comparison to the shit I put up with working

Lets get back on topic: Monstergirls and fashion. Pointless pursuit or rapidly growing field and hobby?

>> No.16484439

>>16484430
I like Hellhounds. Their dominant nature is desirable and the way their fuck their husband is reckless, I like it.

>> No.16484445

>>16484438
You're not here to study me, are you?

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>>16484438
>Monstergirls and fashion. Pointless pursuit or rapidly growing field and hobby?
The latter I'd say. I mean damn, look at the /fa/ stuff Latenight can draw.

>> No.16484463

>>16484438
Is your waifu a flayer? If not, would you be friends with one?

>> No.16484467

>>16484438
>Lets get back on topic: Monstergirls and fashion. Pointless pursuit or rapidly growing field and hobby

Why rapidly growing field and hobby of course! MGs are always designing new ways to seduce men through clothing. Why just now we have the virgin killer. And it does as the name implies.

Also MGs have some how come up with a way to make casual clothing look super cute and huggable. If I was an investor I'd definitely put my money into this business.

>> No.16484471

>>16484438
Completely pointless pursuit. Especially in the case of the undead. They have already attained the pinnacle of /fa/

>> No.16484473

>>16484438
> Monstergirls and fashion. Pointless pursuit or rapidly growing field and hobby?

The fashion industry would be booming, Anon. Just imagine those weird fabulous doves as harpies.

>> No.16484484

>>16484471
>Pinnacle of /fa/
>Lich wears a blanket and most people think she is a hobo

Pinnacle of /fa/ are white horns.

>> No.16484486

>>16484438
I bet he's here to study what waifus do to the brain or something like that

>> No.16484489

>>16484473
>Monstergirl doing JoJo poses
Yesss

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>>16484445
Not at all! Though my waifu probably is.

>>16484455
Just looking at the thumbnail it looked like that lich was rocking out on a flying V guitar and now I want it

>>16484463
Nah, I'm the guy with the weird powertrip fantasy Demon waifu. I also have done alot of those medicore demon recolors the past week or so.
I believe I've said before flayers would be great for some of the more chronically kind of hopelessly schizophrenic people that just want to find mental rest. I'd absolutely want them to be used for that. I'd hang out with one, she'd probably wanna pick my brain I suppose. Hopefully not literally.

>>16484467
>>16484473
I'm sure the Tanuki already have it cornered.

>>16484471
Wight's are pretty fucking /fa/, agreed

>> No.16484497

>>16484438
Might be a decent pursuit if they are
rapidly growing in the bust demon

>> No.16484502

>>16484484
I'd say the pinncable of fashion are White Horns, Anubi, Ice Queens and Demons.

>> No.16484507

>>16484494
>I'm sure the Tanuki already have it cornered.
>Implying that songbirds and birds of paridise don't have a chokehold on the runway.

>> No.16484510

>>16484484
>going to lich as your go to and not Wights or Phantoms or vampiresor wips
Let me guess your next brilliant refute will be pointing to the rags zombies wear?

>> No.16484512

>>16484438
>I'm a psychologist
Are you going to tell me that my favourite monster girl reminds me of my mother?

>> No.16484522

>>16484510
I forgot about vampires and wights and now that I think about it, I guess undead does rule fashion. Well, at least the high class ones carry them. Lich not included, she deserves to be bullied for her horrible taste.

>> No.16484525

>>16484512
I wonder if he's going to tell us our obsession with imaginary monster girls is unhealthy.

>> No.16484526

>>16484522
I agree, I mean there's a limit to not caring about yourself, and only focusing on your research. Really? A blanket?

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16484533

I want to pounce on a wight and ride her all morning to fuck the smugness out of her!

>> No.16484536

>>16484533
You're just playing into her hands.

>> No.16484538

>>16484526
Thank god she stays in her lab all the time. Can you imagine her going to balls only using that? It would bring shame to the high ranks.

>> No.16484539

>>16484486
That's hard to beat. White horns are cute as fuck from their clothing choice alone.

>>16484512
No, although I do laugh at how I've recently been getting more and more into gentlefemdom/adoptive-mommydom stuff and wonder what my more old-school professors would say
Freud was a weirdo with no chill
>>16484525
I'd be quite the hypocrite, all things considered. I'd never dream to suggest such a thing

>> No.16484547

>>16484539
Whoops, fucked up a reply there.

>> No.16484549

>>16484538
I'm sure Wights all over have developed instant-dress magics to attack their lich advisers with whenever she wanders into public.

>> No.16484557

>>16484536
She is the one that is gonna get rided and impregnated, how i am playing into her hand?

>> No.16484558

>>16484549
It's for the best. Who knows, maybe she'll even get a husband that way.

>> No.16484569

>>16484558
The availability of a Lich is a national issue. History has shown that the taken ones are more inspired in their research.

>> No.16484575

>>16484549
>Wight makes the mistake of giving her high heels
>Lich has never walked in heels before

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>>16484502
You forgot the most /fa/ spectral princess.

>> No.16484581

>>16484558
>>16484569
>Zealous Wight tries to pull machinations and schemes to hitch the Lich
I want this, I love when girls play wingman for each other

>> No.16484588

I'm going to make a fortune of selling warm blankets in the undead kingdom. Those cold corpses probably love the heat.

>> No.16484590

>>16484539
>I've recently been getting more and more into gentlefemdom/adoptive-mommydom
My nigga.

I like the idea of what with a high class girl like a Wight.

>> No.16484597

>>16484577
>No underwire
>No pants
>NO SERVICE

All though it would be cool as fuck if the two front most portions of cloth closed together at the front to protect her decency.

>> No.16484598

>>16484575
When's the last time a lich bothered walking manually?

>> No.16484601

>>16484569
>>16484581
Liches obviously need help. How will she get a husband while looking like a petty beggar?

>> No.16484602

>>16484597
>undead
>decency
All all of them are nopan in the profile art.

>> No.16484603

>>16484602
*Almost all

>> No.16484607

>>16484590
I love gentlefemdom and a Wight is perfect for both gentle femdom and adoptive mommy.

>> No.16484608

>>16484598
>she doesn't even swing her hips
Oh god. I'm starting to lose my dislike for lich and iy's being filled up with pity. Poor girl must have it rough being so bad.

>> No.16484610

>>16484602
They are in High Undead Society.

At a minimum it's no underwire but they have something covering their bits.

>> No.16484612

>>16484590
That just adds to the appeal. The higher class the girl the better. If you're gonna imagine yourself in a scenario where you feel totally protected and doted on in that manner, why not go for one that's completely secure in her setting?
>>16484607
Patricians, the lot of you

>> No.16484615

>>16484608
Once you realize they're pretty much Undead Patchouli it's hard to think of them any other way.

>> No.16484624

>>16484610
As yo uwould expect from literal perfection. They understand the allure of panties, how they look and more importantly, the pleasure of taking them off.

>> No.16484625

>>16484588
Be careful, they might swarm and steal your blankets. If you are unlucky they might pile up on you.

>>16484615
I feel sad for them now. I would still work under one and hit on the cute customers even if she tried to seduce me.

>> No.16484631

>>16484625
>Be careful, they might swarm and steal your blankets. If you are unlucky they might pile up on you

Actually I've decided out of the kindness of my heart I will donate them to undead girls. I just hope they don't pile on top of me. The smell can get pretty rotten.

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>>16484602
>All all of them are nopan in the profile art.
That means easier access to their plump Undead bottoms.

>> No.16484636

Are undead girls embarrassed by their cold pussy?

>> No.16484641

>>16484636
Mamono Mana fixes that

>> No.16484644

>>16484633
Umf! That's a fine undead ass.

>> No.16484647

>>16484636
I'd find it an exotic charm point.

>> No.16484649

>>16484631
Oh fuck anon what have you done? Now that you have shown your kind and warm heart they completely ignore the blankets and go for you.
Looks like you are going to get a bunch of zombies to cuddle.

>> No.16484651

>>16484641
Actually I think that's a thing it's never mentioned to address.

>> No.16484652

>>16484636
Yes. But don't worry. You get to warm it up.

>> No.16484654

>>16484612
I just imagine one giving a handjob with a with a loving look on her face and whispering reassuring things.

It's stuff like that which helps me through the day.

>> No.16484655

>>16484636
Yep they are self aware.

>> No.16484657

>>16484631
>The smell can get pretty rotten.
Undead don't decompose, newfriend.

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>>16484430
Hellwans are the best.

>> No.16484666

>>16484631
>MGE Undead
>Rotting
I hate this meme.

>> No.16484667

>>16484649
I might aswell just accept it. If you're in the situation it's best to let it happen rather than fight it. But hey atleast they get warmed up.

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>>16484659
Damn straight son.

>> No.16484673

>>16484659
I wanna see art of a plaguehound or something, some kind of undead awoo, or a barghest

>> No.16484675

>>16484657
>>16484666
Anon I know that. But do you really think undead girls shower? Especially Liches?

>> No.16484680

>>16484659
Can't argue there. They also make the best tomboys and rapists.

>> No.16484681

>>16484675
Not even mamono mana can save those girls.

>> No.16484685

>>16484654
>Gently stroking your hair and telling you everything is going to be alright
>Giving little eskimo kisses and fluttering her eyelashes against you as she speeds up
>Telling you how proud she is of you when you finish and pressing your face against her bountiful bosom to rest
My fucking heartboner. I need this with my high-class Demonfu.

>> No.16484686

>>16484675
Yeah? How else are they gonna relax?

>> No.16484688

Lolis forcing lolification is terrible! local Dark Mage has lost many mucus toads to this. Using her connections with Lich she has gotten Pharaoh and Wight to join her. Dark Mage calls her Oppai Crew "Coven" and is looking for more members to join her Coven. Free milk (chocolate or vanilla) and cookies for joining.

>> No.16484690

>>16484675
While I think you're a faggot for thinking unded can't into basic hygiene, and maybe liches are too lazy so, I don't think they'd produce body odor either way, the dead don't have those biological functions like sweating unless they deliberately put effort into making it happen with mamono mana

>> No.16484691

>>16484438
I think they are super cute in a t-shirt you give to them.

>> No.16484692

>>16484688
Coven? More like COWven!

>> No.16484693

>>16484654
>whispering reassuring things

My waifu doing that to me is what would make me calm and safe. And now I'm sad because I can't have that.

>> No.16484698

>>16484686
>Liches
>relaxing

Why relax when you can research!

>>16484690
Oh well. I guess they're just cold then. Nothing a warm embrace can't fix!

>> No.16484699

>>16484688
>"Why isn't the 'free cookies' sign working?"
>"Because our base is in a fucking swamp"

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16484704

Tell me about Satania-sama, why does she wear the Star of David?

>> No.16484705

>>16484685
I get a warm and fuzzy feeling in my chest from that.

>> No.16484706

>>16484690
Man, monster girls have it so easy.

>> No.16484707

>>16484675
Pharaoh and Vampire take baths at least give them two some credit.

>> No.16484709

>>16484704
Oh boyim

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>>16484688
Oh the humanity.

>> No.16484713

>>16484707
That's because Vampires, Wights and Pharoahs are elegant mistresses that take the utmost care in making sure their delicious body looks amazing.

>> No.16484721

>>16484713
Time for the Wight and her servants to force the Lich take a bath. Her skin probably looks horrible too.

>> No.16484723

>>16484699
>Dark Mage is just barely holding it together
>"This is fine, this plan is just fine, soon plenty more girls will show up and then they will help us find boyfriends"
>"Boyfriends?"
>"...I mean stop Sabbath from lolifying people."

>> No.16484728

>>16484706
True that. I'd do away with sweating in an instant

>> No.16484731

>>16484723
>"This is just like the Gingerbread House idea. You should know a building made out of sweet wouldn't be structurally sound."

>> No.16484732

>>16484721
>lich trying to resist saying they're distracting her from research
>lich slowly begins to like the bath

Cute

>> No.16484738

>>16484721
>Every third day it's like a raid boss where they have to capture the lich while she casts powerful magic, and toss her into a magically sealed aquarium before filing it with warm soapy water and using magic to make the water circle around her like a huge washing machine

>> No.16484740

>>16484728
Momono mana is a like genie that is always with you and can grant most wishes.

>> No.16484744

>>16484731
>"WE'RE NOT ALL QUEENS OF SOME NATIONSTATE, NEPHRYTI! SOME OF US DON'T HAVE FIVE DEGREES IN ARCHITECTURE. SOME OF US HAVE TO LIVE DAY BY DAY"
>"Weren't you the one who chose to move into a swamp by yourself?"

>> No.16484748

>>16484740
Can it give me courage? A heart? A brain? Can it give me a trip back to Kansas?

>> No.16484751

>>16484732
>>16484738
>Really upset face and monotone screams intensifies
>After the bath, Wight dries her up, puts some fancy clothes on her and adjusts her hair

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>>16484680
I'd like a tall and very forward tomboy hellhound to flirt with me and take me on a date that ends with me getting mating pressed through her bed frame

>> No.16484757

>>16484744
This is basically a very incompetent Monster Girl Legion of Doom.

>> No.16484758

>>16484751
>Lich goes into full pout for weeks and it takes a full hour of cuddling and playing with her soft,fluffy, newly cleaned hair for her to settle down

>> No.16484759

>>16484748
Of course it can, silly. Do you think mamono mana is weak stuff?

>> No.16484762

>>16484751
I bet she'll look adorable.

>> No.16484765

>>16484758
>She fucking ruins her new dress by staining it with potions
Boy, her boss Wight must have a rough time.

>> No.16484766

>>16484748
It can wipe the mildew off your sink, tailor you pants and clean rust off of things.

>> No.16484767

>>16484759
Can it make my waifu real?

>> No.16484772

>>16484751
>"Tadaaaa! How's she look?"
>"Splendid lady Wight, but... well... her posture..."
>"Oh, they're right. Stand up straight dear! Let's see you puff that ample chest of yours a bit."
>"...Ah. That is right. I believe I removed part of my spine in an experiment last month. I was wondering why I felt shorter. Do not fret, I can grow it back. Interesting."
>"Lady Wight, please put down the wine bottle...!"

>> No.16484775

>>16484767
Well, you need your waifu to have mamono mana, so no.

But if you somehow got your hands on it then yes.

>> No.16484780

>>16484772
Oh lady Wight, I feel so sorry for you. Imagine having to teach her how to walk like a proper lady since flying isn't going to shake her hips.

>> No.16484785

>>16484204
Yes, hunderds to thousands of eggs. Mantises have a hard life and many do not survive the road to adulthood.

They are watching you, me and everyone in this thread. Hunderds of Mantis ready to hunt us, silent and waiting.

>> No.16484788

MG waifus taking care of sick anon are best. I bet they're so loving and caring.

>> No.16484789

>>16484772
I can only fear for them once Lichsan decides to do a "Dire form' experiment because "Males seem to enjoy women are tall and muscled."...although it may get them talking about fashionable and functional gym clothes While lichsan ponders why they're talking about gym clothes, she doesn't need to lift to maintain her musculature

>> No.16484793

>>16484789
you know, I do like most of my girls with a bit of muscle here and there or at least lean, but muscle Lich seems so gross.
I think they are better being normal neets.

>> No.16484794

>>16484780
>"These are entirely unnecessary movements. If I want to reach the other side of the room, direct motions would be much more efficient."
>"YOU. SWING. YOUR. HIPS. TO. ATTRACT. A. MAN. FOR. THE. HUNDREDTH. TIME."
>Lich stares pondering then does a goofy looking little wiggle of her hips while stationary between each step she takes
>"Is that satisfactory?"
>"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS"

>> No.16484804

>>16484788
100% agreed. They'd probably wait on your bedside literally the entire time just looking worryingly at you and stroking the back of your hand with their own even if it was just a little cold.

>> No.16484805

>>16484794
This sounds like it would be a cute story.

>> No.16484806
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>>16484753
The best tomboys are the ones who are forward about their feelings, and also wear spats.

I want a Hellhound to tell me to go out with her!

>> No.16484809

>>16484794
Can't even imagine how painful it must be traying to teach her how to do a seductive smile or a sultry voice.
Oh god the monotone and dead eyes. Lady Wight will need a massage after this.

>> No.16484811

>>16484804
I like the idea that no matter how haughty/dominant an MG is as soon as her precious diamond is physically weak and ill she'll dote over him with love and affection.

>> No.16484815
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16484815

>>16484794
This is truly amazing.

>> No.16484819

>>16484806
I want a tomboy hathorite hellhound

>> No.16484822

>>16484811
I would love to watch as my waifu fails to treat me and I get a bit worse. The despair on her face would be adorable because she would want to cuddle with me, but I wouldn't let her or else she'll get sick too.

>> No.16484825

Undeads are supposed to be spooky, they should tone down their lewdness ASAP

>> No.16484839

>>16484822
Anon either this is some "my love! I wouldn't want you to suffer!" Or you're a very clever bully.

>> No.16484840

>>16484825
I bet a 7ft. tittymonster Myrmidon Wight would be very intimidating.

>> No.16484842
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16484842

>>16484825
Your request has been denied.
Now please have sex with the lewdly dressed Lich. Lady Wight is trying to teach her how to be a proper undead monster lady.

>> No.16484845

>>16484825
No can do I'm afraid. They can try and spook you but they'll always fall victim to whipping out your cock.

>> No.16484851

>>16484809
>"Darling, I must confess that your gaze has left me enraptured this entire night from the moment you graced us with your presence... won't you take me from this cold and dreary charade and surround me with your warm embrace? ...Right, now you try, dear, it doesn't have to be perfect, just... just try and say something like that."
>Lich cocks her head, awkwardly slumps her shoulder, and looks out of the corner of her eye with none of the grace or subtlety that Lady Wight had done it in, to the point that it looks like she's in the middle of a stroke or something
>"Potential mate you have been staring for the majority of the time this ceremony has been occurring which is satisfactory also the temperature is lower than typical so accompany me to a more suitable location for copulation to occur unhindered"
>"Quiet girls! Plenty of humans like quiet girls... yes, nothing wrong with the shy quiet girl type, oh, yes, we can TOTALLY make the shy quiet girl type work! Quiet gi-"
>Wight hysterically muttering to herself as she stumbles off in the direction of the wine cellar again

>> No.16484856

>>16484839
More of a bully. My waifu is pretty "delicate" if you know what I mean, so watching her struggle with simple things would be nice.
She is a dragon too, so something like a cold wouldn't pass on to her, but I could probably use a serious face and some real worry for her so she would just have to sit back and watch as her "most precious treasure dies".

God, I would cuddle her a lot afterwards.

>> No.16484860

>>16484842
I don't know if that Lich enjoys being dressed like that.

>> No.16484863

>>16484851
We can only pray and wish good luck for lady Wight, especially when the Lich decides to ask why is she still single even though she is teaching her all of that stuff.

Poor lady Wight.

>> No.16484865 [DELETED] 

>>16480602
It would appear you all have cast your votes.

6 minutes remain, the projected winner is the jewelry box.

Any objections?

>> No.16484867 [DELETED] 

>>16484865
Can we Bites za Dusto if it turns out to be a shitty reward?

>> No.16484874 [DELETED] 

>>16484867
I dont care.
Do as you will.
I look forward to seeing you in hell.

>> No.16484878

I hope the Lady Wight and improper Lich thing gets screencapped and stitched together in a neat and orderly fashion.

>> No.16484881 [DELETED] 

>>16484865
You're waifu is a strumpet and a cow.

>> No.16484883 [DELETED] 

>>16484865
nobody cares anymore. Hype is gone.

>> No.16484884
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16484884

>>16484851
I want to impregnate this Lich so badly.

>> No.16484889

>>16484878
If that happens then I'll have an 80% screencap presence rate.

I'm going too deep with monster girls.

>> No.16484895

>>16484744

>Weeks later Ice Queen shows up to try and make friends.
>Freezes swamp
>Nobody wants to go in the freezing cold.

>> No.16484898 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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16484898

It's time.

I will now open the box.

>> No.16484908

>>16484889
Yes please

>> No.16484910

>>16484863
>"W-why are you in rags again? What happened to the dress?"
>"Your methods were entirely unsatisfactory. I have been repeatedly unsuccessful in my attempts to find a suitable mate. I strongly recommend a revision of your theories on attraction in the foreseeable future."
>Wight stands there dumbfounded, lower eyelid twitching as Lich continues
>"However, you need not fret. I have already set my own experiments in motion to maximize attempts at securing a marriage partner."
>"Y-you have? How?"
>"Observe"
>Lich removes her hood and rags to reveal she's stitched pieces of fur awkwardly to her chest, neck, and above her rear, looking extremely out of place
>"I have deduced that a large portion of human suitors prefer their potential mates to have 'Mofu'. This will ensure their physical attraction to my corporeal form is undeniable. I shall also pretend to be a member of organized crime, as this seems to be another interest of human potential mates. Finally, I am continuing my research into what is called 'womb stuffing', though I am unfamiliar with what this term refers to and will need furth-Aaaah, stop"
>Wight grabs her by the fake ears and drags her back towards the mansion, her resolve restored to do things her way

>> No.16484911 [DELETED] 

>>16484898
Pretty box, now let's see if it was worth voting for it.

>> No.16484912

>>16484878
Damn first that human summoning thing and now this
Maybe I should make a pastebin

>> No.16484918

>>16484851
>she stumbles off in the direction of the wine cellar again

But how does that work when she can't even get drunk? She's undead after all. Does she just fake it? Must be fun at parties or at the bar.

>> No.16484921 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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16484921

>>16484898
Hmm...
I don't know what I expected, all that's in here is a bunch of jewel-

Holy shit, look at this ring.
It's so tiny.
How the hell is anybody supposed to wear this?
Judging from its magical energy output, it seems to beacon.

>> No.16484923

>>16484918
I guess its almost entirely habit.

>> No.16484926

>>16484912
Funny how I was flirting with demons and now I'm playing with lady Wight and shady Lich.

>> No.16484928

>>16484910
adorable

>> No.16484930 [DELETED] 

>>16484898
>>16484921
Drat, I voted for the bloody treasure chest.

>> No.16484932 [DELETED] 

>>16484898
>>16484921
Merge it into a single post instead of posting multiple images

>> No.16484934 [DELETED] 

>>16484921
A beacon for what?

>> No.16484936

>>16484910
She'll never leard will she? Maybe getting her some practice would help.
Gather everything she has learned and off to a setted up date she goes.

>> No.16484938

>>16484926
Well then you can screencap it! I feel weird screencapping my own stuff.

>> No.16484939 [DELETED] 

>>16484921
It's going to be fairies isnt it?

>> No.16484948

>>16484938
Oh don't worry about it. I don't know whoch posts to cap, so you go ahead and do it.
I believe in you, Anon!

>> No.16484951 [DELETED] 

Connecting to host...
Please wait a moment...
Connection Established.

Hello? Is anybody there?

We recieved your signal.

>> No.16484954

>>16484948
Nah nah, its not about that, its not like its difficult, its just weird seeing a screencap with a whole bunch of (you)s. Feels conceited.

>> No.16484955 [DELETED] 

>>16484951
Y0

>> No.16484956 [DELETED] 

>>16484951
Ay yo wassup homeskillet? #yolo #fashionsavedmylife

>> No.16484963 [DELETED] 

>>16484951
Hello, who are you?

>> No.16484964 [DELETED] 

>>16484951
I don't need false hope

>> No.16484967 [DELETED] 

>>16484951
Take this RP shit somewhere else faggot.

>> No.16484973
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16484973

Endless animalistic mating with my Ushi-Oni wife!

>> No.16484974 [DELETED] 

>>16484967
Who would've know? Allow one rp faggot and another one shows up.

>> No.16484977

>>16480790
>insert twenty sweating man pictures

>> No.16484985

>>16484954
Well, it would have a bunch of yous in my part too.

What now?

>> No.16484994 [DELETED] 

The joke was she had baby hands. An entire universe with baby handed mamano. No big meaty paws. Tiny, squishy hands.

*Insert Evil Laugh here*

What ev meido.

>> No.16484996
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16484996

Would you a monster girl if she used to be human? And even then, if she was only half monstergirl?

>> No.16485000

>>16484936
>You're in the ballroom of the elegant Lady Wight, mingling with the other human males and various undead women
>Kinda awkward and you're not sure what the reason of the ball is but the invitation was free so why not
>You turn to look towards the grand stairway at the head of the ballroom and see a figure graciously gliding down the stairs
>She's really... well... cute
>Her dress looks a little out of place on her petite yet lightly curvaceous form, and her hair is a bit unkempt, but she has some kind of otherworldly allure to her that's different than the other high-class seeming undead around
>As she reaches the bottom of the stairs she gracefully touches down and begins to walk in your general direction
>Her movements are... strange, to say the least, like she isn't used to walking- there's definitely some weird kind of ritual to it, but it just fascinates you even more
>It's only once she's close enough that you can see her lightly glowing half-lidded eyes that you realize she's approaching your little group- and in fact, it seems she's approaching you in particular
>Gulping, you try to remember all of the weird proper etiquette stuff your friend taught you before the ball, bowing awkwardly at her and extending your hand out to take hers
>She gives a quizzical look and you're certain you did something wrong since she doesn't extend her hand in exchange
>Panicking, you blurt out the line you practiced if you happened to meet a real cutie at the ball:
>"Erm, madam, such a radiant figure cut... that you cut, uh, you cut a radiant figure, this fine... like the moon... evening!"
>Yeah you fucking botched that beyond all belief
>Wincing, you close one eye and gingerly look up with the other
>...You're no expert on Undead but... you're pretty sure it shouldn't be possible for liches to blush
>Suddenly she covers her face and runs off in the direction of a side door, followed not long after by what looks to be a very angry and confused Wight
>Fuck, you knew you shoulda practiced more...

>> No.16485003

>>16485000
d'awww

>> No.16485008

>>16484996
Yes. One must be strong and steadfast for those whom they love.

>> No.16485011

>>16485000
Okay, who's gonna screencap this? Should I do it or is someone already at it?

>> No.16485012

>>16484994
You're drunk. go home.

>> No.16485015

>>16485011
You can since I'm a lazy sod.

>> No.16485016

>>16484994
Again, go somewhere else for the RP bullshit.

>> No.16485017
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16485017

All this talk about etiquette training makes me wonder if their are Wights that don't act as ladylike as they should
>be the commoner friend of a local rich girl wight
>she invites you to a gala at her parents' mansion so that there's someone she knows
>she's so prim and proper throughout the night, it really makes you feel out of place
>after talking to a particularly boisterous man, she excuses herself and asks you to follow her out to the balcony
>once you two are alone, she pulls a pack of cigarettes out of her purse and lights one. "Che, fucking bastard. He was so damn loud, you could hear him across the frickin' room."
>when she takes a long drag off her smoke, you tell her to slow down, as those could kill her
>she grabs you by the collar are brings you in close, giving you a mean look.
>"Ahn? When did you become a goddamn comedian? If you're gonna criticize what I do to take the edge off, you can take a fucking hike."
>she let's you go, and after a moment you tell her that you're gonna get out of here as you just don't mesh well with high society
>as you turn to leave, you feel a tug on your sleeve. "Wait, don't leave. I'm sorry I flipped on you, but keeping up this good girl act is so friggin' annoying. You're the only one who likes me as I am."
>jokingly you say that her being cute helps too, which earns you a jab to the ribs. she puts out the cigarette and takes you by the hand
>"Come on, I'm feeling better. Let's dance, huh?"

>> No.16485019

>>16484607
Wight is perfect for maledom

>> No.16485020

>>16484636
thats why you gotta warm up her insides and pussy with your sword of flesh and semen anon

>> No.16485022

>>16480790
>that shota angel and demon lady
nice

>> No.16485025

>>16484851
I wanna meet that Wight in the wine cellar and bond over good wine and how our younger siblings just don't get it.

>> No.16485028

>>16485000
Maybe going straight for a date was dumb. Should've Lich train with a mirror or one of lady Wight's servants, just so she can follow along.

But hey, it's progress I guess.

>> No.16485033

>>16484996
That's Regura's art right? Because if so 100% yes. If not 100% yes.

>> No.16485037

Know what's funny? Lady Wight is in the OP.

>> No.16485043

>>16485037
You don't seem like a regular in these threads.

>> No.16485050

>>16485017
Aww, I really like this. I wanna sneak her some good whiskey and complain about mundane shit with her.
>>16485025
At this point, she'd probably find it very welcome.
>>16485028
Perhaps if it comes up again that may happen. I'm off to dinner so I can't write anymore

>>16485037
I imagine she'd have a bit more of a distressed look, but otherwise there ya go

>> No.16485057

>>16485050
It was fun, anon. May you and lady Wight get some rest.

>> No.16485065

>>16485057
>May you and lady Wight get some rest
Goodness, don't tell my Demonfu, we'll have a war on our hands. Literally!

Thanks though!

>> No.16485072

>>16485065
Just some rest, Anon. A few drinks and some complaining like you've said.
I have a waifu too. Thank god she'll never see the stuff I write.

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16485075

>>16485033
Yeah, it's Regura. Didn't expect to see him in Comic Unreal again but was pleasantly surprised especially since I like transformation, even if not detailed.

>> No.16485076

>>16485072
>spoiler
Oh god I hope my Hellhound waifu never sees all the Manticore stuff I've written.

>> No.16485081

>>16485075
Fucking nice, he's the reason I want to impregnate bug girls so much now.

>> No.16485088

>>16485050
>I'm off to dinner so I can't write anymore
Are you planing to write more or should I just finish the screencap now?

>> No.16485093

>>16484994
>Treasure chest lead to world where Demonlord was killed and on the fullmoon all mamano transform into their normal monster forms and hunt their husbands and other mamano

>Jewelry box lead to world with baby hand mamano

>Cardboard box leads to vanilla KC Land.

>Safe leads to world with just dragons

>Present leads to world where the chaos gods literally eat the demon lord and throw the world into eternal madness but with chaos girls giving the men lots of love.

>Ammo box is generic war torn world that spreads here.

>Shoebox just has a moldy ham sandwich that makes all fungus on earth including your athletes foot into a matango variant.

I just wanted to have some fun. :^(

>> No.16485095

>>16484996
>>16485075
What's going on here. Why is she turning.

>> No.16485096

>>16485076
IF my dragonfu saw everything then I hope she saves her stuff for last. Watching me write some extreme flirty and assertive stuff towards neet mosnter girls would not only have her get really mad and mark me, but she would keep pulling my leg about it. God I would be so embarrassed.
Then she would probably make me say the things I've written about her out load, which would be overkill.

Damn you, waifu.

>> No.16485098

>>16485081
>>16485093
>>16485095
What's with the deleted posts?

>> No.16485100

>>16485093
You type like a faggot.

>> No.16485104
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16485104

http://pastebin.com/PXXGYHV7

Part 3 of the Anubis/slave healing story is done. Funnily enough, no Anubis present in it. I'm not sure how to feel about this one. It's necessary for the fact that it sets up the next part, but the whole thing just feels dry. Hopefully the payoff is worth it.

I'll try to have the last part finished at some point next week. Enjoy!

>> No.16485106

>>16485100
I can't help it, I'm on a phone with a tiny keyboard.

>> No.16485111

>>16485093
>>Safe leads to world with just dragons
I fuckin knew it also
>:^(
Fuck off.

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16485112

>>16485081
>>16485098
Forgot to crop properly, Regura in Comic Unreal's latest. I like corruption/transformation.

>>16485095
She doesn't progress any further than what you see as it shows her pretty late in pregnancy still half and half. Just how hentai MG diseases work, don't ask me.

>> No.16485114

>>16485112
She's a babe. God bless Regura.

>> No.16485116

>>16485112
Very nice.

>> No.16485118
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16485118

It works I guess. Thoughts?

>> No.16485119
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16485119

>>16485114
>still no gokigyaru book

>> No.16485120

>>16485104
Seriously, does anybody know what the fucking "!!" is? It's driving me crazy.

>> No.16485122

>>16485118
>The last post had a spoiler
Shit, I missed that.

>> No.16485124

>>16485118
Align the screencaps in order vertically instead of splaying them out.

>> No.16485127

>>16485088
I'm prob done for this thread so go ahead

>> No.16485128

>>16485120
She's obviously surprised.

>> No.16485131

Muscle jubjub

>> No.16485132

>>16485119
I'll cross my fingers. Gyaru roach girls make my loins feel funny.

>> No.16485133

>>16485119
REMOVE JOHJ

>> No.16485134

>>16485131
She'd still have big Jub jugs to go along with those squishy abs.

>> No.16485137

>>16485104
Looking forward to reading when I get home!!!

>>16485118
Groovy

>> No.16485138

>>16485131
My dick
But it would make her perching thing pretty awkward

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16485139

>>16485122
>>16485124
>>16485127
>>16485137
Alright, better version.

>> No.16485140

>>16485134
That she would.
Thick, corded thighs, a back that bruce lee would be envious of, well defined abs, and a huge set of jugjugs.


The bird of prey quarter of MGC wouldn't be a place you randomly walk through if you don't want muscle birbs to snatch you up.

>> No.16485141

>>16485138
Would it?
If anything, this would give her greater strength for flying, meaning should could perch and ambush you.

>> No.16485147

>>16485139
That works.
>>16485140
>if you don't want muscle birbs to snatch you up
JubJubs are normally shorter than average, so it checks out.

>> No.16485149

>>16485139
Cute enough.

>> No.16485151

>>16485139
When a wight REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs, do they shatter all the windows in their mansion?

>> No.16485154

>>16485147
Yeah but they normally don't have big muscles either.

This is an entirely different monster when compared to the 'simple' soft bird most folks think of.

>> No.16485155

>>16485151
Her wrinkles appears.

>> No.16485158

>>16485139
Sweet!

>> No.16485161

>>16485155
Undead can't get crows feet like unmarried foxes.

>> No.16485162

>>16485151
It would wake the dead if it weren't for the fact that they're her servants.

>> No.16485171

>>16485151
A wight reeeing is bad, but when a Pharaoh does it, it gets apocalyptic. The whole desert kingdom collectively loses it's shit when it happens.

>> No.16485176

Cheeky chubby cheshires

>> No.16485178

>>16485151
More of a banshee thing

>> No.16485179

>>16485171
Does a plague of locust show up?

>> No.16485183

>>16485171
Which girl has the most powerful REE? Excluding lilim and DL herself
A dragon REE could result in a few burned villages before it subsides

>> No.16485189

>>16485183
Mandragora, duh.

>> No.16485191

>>16485183
If a Grizzly REEs in the woods and no one is around to hear it, did she ever make a sound?

>> No.16485195

>>16485183
>>16485189
Mandragora, Akaname, Banshee, and Mucus Toad all have legendary REEEEEEEEEEs

>> No.16485198

>>16485179
That's one of the few things. Pyramids collapse, salt starts spraying where once there was water, the mummies go back to sleep and the Anubi just kind of leave for greener pastures. Then she goes back to her tomb to sleep. An Apophis will be shitting herself giggling while all of this happens.

>> No.16485203

>>16485198
Someone should record that and put it online.

>> No.16485206

>>16485176
They may look like easy targets, but be careful, they are much more slippery than they look.

Pinch that flab with caution.

>> No.16485207

>>16485183
Jinko reee sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXbzQun4AO0

>> No.16485211

>>16485203
"Anon founds Judaism"

>> No.16485218

>>16485206
That is true, they can still teleport and are able to react just as quickly as normal.

The answer is to distract them with sweets or snacks.

Although one must be careful lest they become frisky fatty felines.

>> No.16485222

>>16485211
Jeez, Anon, I only feel disappointment right now.

>> No.16485234

>>16485104
Just to note, quick little error I noticed on line 23. You got "to" and "do" backwards.

Other than that, a pretty decent installment. It does seem a little "Dry" to repeat your phrasing, but I can think of a number of things you could be setting up with it. Certainly looking forward to seeing what the case is, which will then affect my thoughts on this part in hindsight.

>> No.16485241

>>16485112
>Dat Cleavage Tease
Perfect for paizuri.

>> No.16485280

>>16485137
Looking forward to what you think about it!

>>16485234
Thanks, fixed it. And yeah, it's dry like I said. I went to go proofread it at one point, and realized that there was absolutely nothing notewhile happening, so I had to shoehorn some stuff in to make it passable. Glad you enjoyed it, though!

>> No.16485300
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16485300

>>16485183
The only one with an actual sonic attack listed in her profile. The REEEEE Goddess.

>> No.16485312
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16485312

>>16485300
>Her wings disappear in the transparency using the Tomorrow skin for 4chan

>> No.16485333
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16485333

>>16485312
>Tomorrow skin

>> No.16485338

>>16485333
It doesn't hurt my eyes so I use it there Grigori-san.

>> No.16485341

>>16485300
Reminder that she is one of the easiest MGs to get children.

>> No.16485344

>>16485312
>Tomorrow Night
>not Violaceous
get a load of this guy

>> No.16485348

>>16485341
Disgusting.

>> No.16485350

>>16485341
She's a Bug-type MG, unless KC adds a Cicada girl, they're all probably easy to have kids with.

>> No.16485351

>>16485300
I wouldn't mind a Demon with a Vamp Mosquito's personality.
Question, is it weird if your Waifu brings some of her old delinquent friends over to share you in a fivesome?

>> No.16485358

>>16485351
>spoiler
Yes, yes it is Anon. More so if the waifu in question has covered you in possession scars.

>> No.16485363
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16485363

What would the Monster Girl version of Wario Ware be like?

>> No.16485365

>>16485358
Why would she scar me anon? She's not brutal she just had a rough childhood.

>> No.16485367

>>16485341

*continues jerking off into a pool of stagnant water*

>> No.16485376

>>16485363
Very lewd.

>> No.16485378

>>16485363
Lewd to an absurd degree.

>> No.16485382

>>16485341
One of the most annoying too.

>> No.16485388

>>16485363
Quite lewd

>> No.16485392

>>16485382
Vamp Mosquitos probably give great head.
Not as good as Demons though.

>> No.16485393

>>16485365
My bad, I made an assumption.
My waifu's a little on the rougher side. Also, she has claws.
Let me change it to, "more so if your waifu has a certain way of doing things with you that she might be embarrassed about".

>> No.16485397

>>16485393
But what if they got really drunk and decided to have a blowjob competition or something?
She's got some pretty tough friends so I'm not sure I'd be able to say no.

>> No.16485402

>>16485363
probably not lewd at all.

>> No.16485404

>>16485397
What species are her friends?
How bad could it be?

>> No.16485405

>>16485392
what about the biggest pregnancy?

>> No.16485406

>>16485183
>Excluding lilim
What would even make them REEE in the first place?

>> No.16485412

>>16485392
Why is it I feel like Demons are kinda into the more borderline abusive or violent stuff, like hardcore throat fucking or wall slamming and stuff like that?

>> No.16485413

>>16485405
sandworm, probably

>> No.16485416

>>16485406
Calling their tail skinny and small

>> No.16485418

>>16485406
The attack on Lescatie was pretty much a REEE by Druella

a REEE is more than just the act of yelling, you know. Apparently that didn't get across here. REE is a state of mind that lasts until the REEing person gets what will calm them down.

>> No.16485420

>>16485392
Nah, beelzes along with ghouls and akanames take that spot.

>> No.16485431

>>16485363
I wish I could find that one WarioWare DIY thing that involved poking Sheiks big tits.

>> No.16485433

>>16485416
Anon no! That will almost kill the poor girl.

>> No.16485437

>>16485404
Vamp Mosquito, Wight, Vampire, Pharaoh, an Oppai Baphomet and a Minotaur.
Tell me the truth anon, how fucked am I?

>>16485412
There's no way my waifu isn't into rough stuff.
One of her favorite roleplays is "Cruel Hero rapes helpless bound Demon."

>> No.16485438

>>16485433
Then they'd better start getting gains! Tail weights are a thing!

>> No.16485441

>>16485438
Mi lilim can cut a tree with her tail!

>> No.16485443

>>16485437
>wight and oppai baph
Where can I get in on this?

>> No.16485444

>>16485437
>Cruel hero rapes helpless bound Demon roleplay

You had my curiosity
Now you have my attention

>> No.16485457

>>16485437
>first spoiler
Pretty fucked anon. just hope they're gentle.

>> No.16485460

>>16485444
Basically we tie her to the bed and then I pretend to violate her with rough sex and throatfucking while she tries to struggle.
As for dirty talk I just mostly call her a whore meant to be a human's cumdump while she begs me to stop. Sometimes I flip her over and shove her head down while roughly fucking her from behind.
Our safeword is Mango.

>> No.16485463

>>16485438
But I'm not into girls with phat tails!

>> No.16485466

>>16485463
>wanting a tail as skinny as Mari's

>> No.16485468

>>16485431
>I wish I could find that one WarioWare DIY thing that involved poking Sheiks big tits.
This has piqued my interest.

>> No.16485469

>>16485460
>spoiler
Always have one.

>> No.16485476

>>16485460
Not Blueberry?

That's hot as fuck though. I'm imagining a Demon giving a black-teary eyed throatfuck blowjob while looking up pleadingly trembling for mercy and its making me diamonds.

>> No.16485478

>>16485463
The man with no taste.jpg

>> No.16485480

Short stack oneesan dwarves

>> No.16485481

>>16485466
Yes, and?

>> No.16485482

>>16485480
So Dorafs without horns?

>> No.16485487

>>16485460
I'm not gonna lie, i read that spoiler as "matango" and felt midly disgusted.

>> No.16485492

>>16485482
Preeety much.
That and more fightan, maces, heavy plate, and post forging sex.

>> No.16485494

>>16485469
What responsible couple doesn't?

>>16485476
I'm allergic to Mangos, so it's negative in my mind.
And it's even hotter after the third load she's "forced" to take down her throat.
Even hotter when she's "mindbroken" into being the cruel hero's personal pussy to take as violently as he wishes.
The post sex bath and aftercare is the best part though.

>> No.16485495

>>16485460
Slightly off topic but I can't help but wonder, what is KDF's safeword? Does he even have one?

>> No.16485497

>>16485487
If a safeword inspires disgust in it's target, then it's working. Helps snap the mind out of breeding mode.
So Matango would be a good safeword too.

>> No.16485499

>>16485495
Probably "Chocolate"

>> No.16485500

>>16485494
WELP.
I know what I'm trying with my Demonfu now.
If there were a word that meant 'more patrician' than patrician, I'd call your taste just that.

>> No.16485505

>>16485468
It turns out I was able to find it by applying my tag searching skills to youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4AVWy7DC4s

>> No.16485508
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16485508

>>16485418
>Druella REEEd by attacking Lescatie
>Victoria REEEd by throwing an army against a country

What about the other lilims?

>> No.16485519

>>16485495
>what is KDF's safeword? Does he even have one?
Of course we have a safeword anon, we're not dangerous savages! We can usually tell the instant before the safeword gets used though because of the emotional Kobold-mana bond we all share, but the safeword is there anyway, just in case.

>>16485499
This anon knows! I can't really think of a more fitting one.

>> No.16485520

>>16485494
>What responsible couple doesn't?
One that's dancing on the edge.

>> No.16485524

>>16485497
>Dragon waifu getting a little bit too rough
>Say "Tanuki"
>She instantly hugs me and closes her wings, assuming defensive mode ready to attack

That would be to cute, I could probably exploit it.

>> No.16485527
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16485527

>>16483561

>> No.16485532

>>16485519
Well okay then.

>> No.16485533

>>16485520
That's not a responsible couple then.

>>16485524
>His safeword is "tanuki"
That's mean.

>> No.16485535

>>16485527
>I just wanted a latenigh snack.png
>latenight

ayy

>> No.16485536

>>16485527
>Stealing a man's stretchy meat
I hope that wendigo is ready to repay me.

Its not easy hunting caribou like this.

>> No.16485539

>>16485527
>snacking on latenight
Lewd.

>> No.16485540
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16485540

>Tfw no comfy hobo roach chan to cuddle with and heavily impregnate

>> No.16485541

>>16485524
>Demon waifu getting pretty heavy into the whip on her dom night
>Bit TOO into it
>Ssshbrht!
>"Hmhmhm, what was that, pathetic wretched human SLUT?"
>Pfa... Sabbath!
>"Oh goodness sorrysorrysorry are you alright I'm sosososososo sorry where does it hurt oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh"

Fucking Sabbath.

>> No.16485543

>>16485527
That's quite the stockpile of stretchy wendigo meat! Isn't she going to cook it first though, or do Wendigos like it raw?

>> No.16485544

>>16485533
It is.
Thats why I'd be the happy hubando of any tanuki that wants me.

>> No.16485545

>>16485527
If she's hungry for meat, then she can have mine.

>> No.16485546

>>16485519
Hold up.

Or not. I was about to say "Hot are they going to say the safe word if the gag is in the way?" but I guess the kobold mana there is the answer, huh?

>> No.16485548

>>16485533
Even me and my waifu have a word for when any of us start going too far.

>> No.16485549

>>16485543
I'm pretty sure all monster girls like it raw.

>> No.16485552

>>16485527
She won't be satisfied with just that. I know those midnight wendigos when I see their tits.

>>16485533
Oh don't worry. Sometimes I use Griffon for a change of pace.

>> No.16485554

>>16485541
>"Oh goodness sorrysorrysorry are you alright I'm sosososososo sorry where does it hurt oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh"
Why are demons so cute? It isn't fair.

>> No.16485555

>>16485546
>but I guess the kobold mana there is the answer, huh?
Yes it is anon, it's perfect isn't it? We get to use gags all we want without constantly being afraid that we missed the safeword!

>> No.16485558

>>16485527
Does a Wendigos diet make her bottom-heavy?

>> No.16485559
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16485559

>>16485540
What is it that makes roaches so perfect?

>> No.16485566

>>16485558
Look at her chest anon, if she's bottom heavy with tits like that then dear god.

>> No.16485567

>>16485540
How could anyone like those disgusting bugs

>> No.16485570

>>16485566
Now that you mention it, she does have impressive milktanks.

>> No.16485572

>>16485527
Ha ha! Jokes on her! That's all vegetarian meat!

>> No.16485573

>>16485572
Herriet Heffer's Healthy Ham-Hocks strikes again I see.

Darn Tofu.

>> No.16485577

>>16485540
>>16485559
I don't understand the appeal. Would you be so kind as to explain to me what it is that draws you to roaches?

>> No.16485578

>>16485457
I'm not sure I'll be able to keep standing after they all milk me dry with their mouths.

>> No.16485580

>>16485505
...I wish I could play this.

>> No.16485585

>>16485578
Go ahead if you want to walk like a drunkard after finding a whole casket of whiskey, otherwise I'd recommend sitting for a while.

>> No.16485586

What are you working on right now anons? Could be writing, drawing, getting commissions, etc., just tell me what you got.

>> No.16485587
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16485587

>>16485554
Because despite all of their machinations, they're most sinister, important and devious plan is taking all of your love

>> No.16485588

Not enough monstergirl idol stuff

https://webmshare.com/play/DmJLK

>> No.16485591

>>16485577
https://twitter.com/anzujaamu

>> No.16485593

>>16485585
When you're in a room with a bunch of pushy drunk monstergirl ex-delinquents deadset on having a blowjob contest, you don't really have much of a choice in the matter.

>> No.16485597

>>16485591
He looks like a nice guy

>> No.16485598

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, practice your reconnaissance skills by sneaking into the clubhouse of those lolis next door.

If they ask you for a password, say swordfish.

It's always swordfish.

>> No.16485600

>>16485593
Just ride the tide, it's a whole lot better than having all of them dog-pile on you so you can't leave.

>> No.16485601

>>16485586
Been working on >>16485104, and I've also got some ideas I'm fleshing out for when that's done.

Also been talking to an artist for the first commission of my waifu. It's going to be a little while before it's done due to their backlog, but I'm super excited for it.

>> No.16485603

>>16485598
I thought it was New England Clam Chowder.

>> No.16485605

>>16485597
Anzu is not for bully. Also T*rks are clearly white.

>> No.16485607

>>16485605
But I was giving him a compliment, how is that bullying?

>> No.16485610

>>16485603
Well, they give you three chances so one or the other wil work.

>> No.16485611

>>16485603
With or without the accent?

>> No.16485612

>>16485586
Currently waiting for the (hopefully) final reveal of the next Kobold commission I'm getting. My commission is the first time the artist has drawn fluffy tails and paws as far as I know, plus there's a language barrier so we've had to fix a lot of stuff. I feel a little bad for changing so many things as the artist has worked, but otherwise it wouldn't feel right.

>> No.16485614

>>16485586
I spent the whole night sketching my Salamander daughterus. All 5 of 'em. It's 'aight.

>> No.16485621

i want to embarass my vampire wife by rubbing her pregnant belly while i say how soft and gentle she has turned out recently

>> No.16485622

>>16485586
Writing out backstory for the waif and my self-insert cuz I'm a fuck booooooooooooooooi

and drinking

>> No.16485623

>>16485614
That's adorable anon, it's always nice hearing about anons doing good work for their waifus/daughterus.

>> No.16485626

>>16485614
Post them.

>> No.16485629

>>16485612
Who is the artist KDF?

>> No.16485630

>>16485600
But what if she feels bad that she and her friends did that to me when they were drunk?
What if they want in on our cozy life?

>> No.16485633

>>16485623
Thanks, anon.
>>16485626
Fine, give me five minutes.

>> No.16485638

>>16485630
Are you a bad enough dude to try and have that manyy girls?

>> No.16485639

>>16485629
http://coco-ococ.deviantart.com/

Been following them for years on Pixiv. For those of you already worrying, you'll see no extreme /d/ content from me.

>> No.16485641

>>16485586
Waiting for an artist to start on my commission, and thinking about writing a story.

>> No.16485644

>>16485639
neat.

>> No.16485645

>>16485638
But I feel like my waifu would get clingy since she's the one who spent so long looking for me.

>> No.16485649

>>16485641
Me too anon. I should be next on the artist's to-do list, but I haven't heard from them since the start of the month. Soon I hope...

>thinking about writing a story.
This nags at me every day for years.

>> No.16485651

>>16485645
Stick to your main fling then, there's no shame in that at all.

>> No.16485653
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16485653

>>16485645
Gasp! Childhoodfriend-anon! I did not go through the trouble of writing out that cute story for you to be a hussy! Nah but do your thing man, if that's what it is.

>> No.16485658

>>16485651
It's all down to if she's okay with it honestly. If it makes her happy to include her friends I won't stop her.

>>16485653
Like I said, if a bunch of pushy drunk monstergirls want the dick there's not really an option to tell them "no."

>> No.16485660

>>16485621
I want to embarass my vampire wife by doing this to her.
http://imgur.com/a/9DRgE

>> No.16485666

>>16485658
Ooooh. Well THAT's fine. Nothing wrong with a 'friends night in' in my mind. I thought you were implying they wanted to husbando you as well. But I see no issues in 3/4/5somes if its just on occasion.

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16485668

>>16485633
Allright, here are my five daughterus in their scout uniforms. Art's not particularly great though.

>> No.16485669

>>16485586
Trying to figure out how to continue All's Fair in Love and War

>> No.16485670

>>16485668
Yes, I'm aware that that took more than 5 minutes.

>> No.16485671

>>16485668
Still better than anything I could do anon, good stuff! They're all adorable. How are the names going?

>> No.16485673

>>16485668
Hey that's cute as fuck, Anon. I hope they are having fun becoming good scouts.

>> No.16485672

>>16485668
Oh my god they're adorable and I want to buy scout cookies from them aaaah

>> No.16485676

>>16485668
Adorable!

>> No.16485678

>>16485649
I did try my hand at writing prose, but it ended up so bad I just scrapped it.

>> No.16485681
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16485681

>>16485668
You're making my waifu demand children anon
Those newts are 2 cute

>> No.16485682

>>16485586
Thinking some depth into a story I'm about to continue.

>> No.16485683

>>16485671
Thanks! I actually figured the names out earlier.

From left to right, Elvira, Camilla, Lisa, Susane and Cordelila.

>>16485672
They carry a wagon around with the smallest in the cart with the cookies.

>>16485676
Thanks.

>> No.16485684

>>16485668
>people now drawling their daughterus and not just waifus.

This is not going to bode well for people who want/have a lot of daughterus.

>> No.16485685

>>16485587
>Hathorite demon planned on smothering you and being top chest demoness
>"Surely these are too much for you to handle"
>proceed to make her deep purple blush as you manhandle massage them before milking her
>all according to her plan

>> No.16485687

>>16485668
You are a lucky man.
Dibs on the middle one.

>> No.16485690

>>16485684
At least I can draw, saves a bit of cash on the down low.
>>16485687
She's chuuni Anon, you sure about that?

>> No.16485691

>>16485668
What in DLs name is no.4 armed with? It looks sinister! Don't salamanders have rules about this!?

>> No.16485692

>>16485683
>Elvira, Camilla, Lisa, Susane and Cordelila.
Your have quite a refined taste in names anon!

>They carry a wagon around with the smallest in the cart with the cookies.
My heart!

>> No.16485695
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16485695

>tfw KC still hasn't drawn official art of the assorted Demon and Spirit Realms (With the exception of Wonderland) despite being setting material for ages

>> No.16485696

>>16485684
>more daughterufags in the thread as of late
Personally, I blame KDF.

>> No.16485699

>>16485691
Rules? We just let her pick the sword she liked from the armory. It's a butcher knife.
>>16485692
Thanks, I put more time in their names than in my chores today.

>> No.16485701

>>16485683
Susane a besto
They are absolutely welcome to sell as many cookies in our fief as they want to and if anyone anywhere ever tries to give them shit I will personally REEE so hard the sun dims until they're safe

>> No.16485702

>>16485666
But anon, her friends are kind of scary.
Especially the Oppai Baphomet, she started drooling and groping the air when my waifu pulled my pants down.

>> No.16485709

>>16485699
>Thanks, I put more time in their names than in my chores today.
As long as the chores get done, whats the harm? Daughterus are serious business!

>> No.16485712

>>16485685
>Every time you do something cute or lovey-dovey with her, she inner-monologues how dastardly and sinister her plan to take all of your love is
>sometimes you catch her laughing maniacally out the window during thunderstorms

>> No.16485715

>>16485701
That sounds terrifying. I appreciate it.
>>16485709
My stuff takes at least a few hours to get done
Yes, they are serious bussiness

>> No.16485723

>>16485702
Nothing a little Raging Mushroom won't fix!
I'm more surprised your waifu was okay with it. She's kinky as hell as I've heard but I would think she didn't really have friends from her days before winning hide-and-seek.

>> No.16485724

>>16485687
Anon, you're not supposed to dib people's daughterus like that.

>> No.16485725

>>16485715
>spoiler
What kind of chores do you even have anon? Whenever I do chores, I imagine my daughteru helping me with them and it really makes them easier to do.

>> No.16485733

>>16485695
>tfw Exet still hasn't translated his game despite it being out for almost half a year now

If it was really going to take this long, we should have just let Othersideofsky translate it.

>> No.16485734

>>16485725
Yard cleaning, dog maintenance, cat maintenance, chicken maintenance, bird shooting(they're a pest), sometimes, car washing, room upkeep, the works.

>spoiler
That's the best way through the day.

>> No.16485740

>>16485586
I'm still working on my Jinko story, but I'm kinda slumped cus it feels a little slow. I'd whip out a sample for feedback but its net locked on my laptop because my only intenet access is through my phone.

I don't even have actual word to write it in.
I hate being poor despite having two jobs.

>> No.16485746

>>16485724
There's a reason they carry swords. and it's not because they're Salamanders.

>> No.16485747

>>16485723
She became a delinquent in Grade school and through early high school out of anger before she basically burned out and became reclusive and gloomy.

>> No.16485758

>>16485747
Still, don't explain how she was down for them to be dtf with you, unless there was some really heavy alcohol involved

>> No.16485763

>>16481657
>horrorifice
anon, that's brilliant...!

>> No.16485764

>>16485559
No lame ass abdomen to get in the way of your epeen anon.

>> No.16485766

>>16485758
They got her through some tough times, even after she burned out. They're basically her sisters. More than her actual sisters anyway.
And there was a lot of alcohol involved.

>> No.16485771

>>16485763
That's simply a thread euphemism that went dormant for a while.

>> No.16485780

>>16485586
Working on a kitsune story, but work keeps getting in the way

>> No.16485800
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>> No.16485810
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16485810

This was a request from a few months ago. Thought I would share.

>> No.16485814

>>16485733
I agree, and that this point I'm wondering if the guy who claimed he was Exet and told Othersideofsky not to translate the game was a troll. Regardless, I really want to know what's going on in that game.

>> No.16485818

>>16485810
Impressive work drawfriend.

>> No.16485822

>>16485818
I didn't draw it.
I requested it.

>> No.16485824

>>16485810
Niiiicu!

>> No.16485836

>>16485822
Oh, I'm retarded then

>> No.16485846

>>16485622
I'm drunk enough to give you all the story of how I met my waifu.
Hellhound punk here so it's not going to be that great so if it sucks just tell me.

>With my brother to see Evergreen Terrace and Strung Out at the Peppermint Beach Club.
>Been there many times before and it's one of my favorite venues to go to in the area.
>Actually they were one of the first clubs around to hire Mamono when they arrived.
>Thanks to being there enough times I've gotten to know some of the staff.
>Like Donnie, the oldest bouncer there, and one of the oldest heads in the scene in our area.
>Then there was also Callie, the Werecat bartender, who's pretty heavy handed with the mixed drinks.
>Not that I cared.
>And last but not least, there was Chef, the cook who worked the concession stand.
>No one but the owner knew his real name and everyone didn't care because he made some of the best fried chicken in the entire town.
>Even the Colonel wanted in on his secret but he wouldn't give it out to anyone.
>Hell I remember helping him beat the shit out of some suit who tried to muscle in on his recipe.
>Funniest thing was I only hit the guy one time before at least sixty people swarmed him and started stomping him on the ground.
>Anyway back to the day in question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bbcWHJEy4M
>Song is playing, the club is shaking, and unfortunately there are hardcore kids in the pit.
>These are the kids with the gauges and shitty tattoo sleeves who punch dance their rage away to anyone screaming into a mic.
>I mean I like Evergreen Terrace, but come the fuck on.
>Oh great, now there's some fucker doing spin kicks.
>As long as he doesn't get near my brother or I everything'll be alright.
>Oh fuck my life he's getting closer.
>As concert etiquette dictates, I put out my arm to shield myself and my brother from the mosh pit.
>Now Spinkick's getting too close.
>In slow motion I see the little shits checkered Van's collide with the back of my brother's head.
>Oh looky there, everything's gone red.
>Jump on top of the high school fuck and start punching him in his stupid fucking nose ring.
>Feel his buddies stomping me to try and get off of him, but right now I've got all 240 lbs on top of him and choking him.
>I'm not getting up until he stops breathing.
>Is what I thought before getting yoked up by a pair of massive paws.
>I didn't give no fucks at the time and turned and swung at whoever was holding me back.
>I connect across the offenders face and feel pretty good about myself.
>Until I see I hit a Hellhound wearing a black polo with the word 'SECURITY' across the chest.
>It was at that moment I knew I fucked up.
>I tried to kick away from her and make a run for the backdoor to which I would've just laid low at the car while waiting for my brother to come find me.
>But she caught my kick and slammed me to the ground.
>Donnie came over but she waved him of screaming "THIS ONE'S MINE!".
>She then grabbed one of my arms twisted it behind me and lead to the backdoor.
>I thought she was gonna kick my ass outside until she kicked in the employee's bathroom door and told Callie to leave.
>Callie looked at me like she was watching a prisoner walk to the electric chair.
>I was then unceremoniously tossed into the bathroom.
>I tried in my panicked state to jump out the small window leading to the street.
>But I was built for strength and endurance, not agility.
>She grabbed my leg and threw herself on top of me in one swift motion.
>With great ferociousness she ripped my pants to shreds.
>She leaned in close to my ear and said something I will never forget:
>"I saw the rage and bloodlust in you, hell, I felt it in your punch, nothing gets me wetter than a man who doesn't fear anything. Now, I'm gonna sate both of our lusts here and now."
>I tried to protest but her kiss was so passionate, so genuine, I felt the world melt away in an instant.
>I'm not going into too much detail about what happened next, you all can probably guess what happened.
>I did find out after the second time that her name's Sarah and just came here from the portal.
>When I found out that information rounds three through six started.
>After everything was said and done I found my phone with 52 unanswered texts from my brother and 47 missed calls from him.
>I calmed him down (he was about to fill out a missing persons report) and told him to run back home real quick and get me some pants and when he comes back we'll get some Ihop and I'll introduce him to my new girlfriend.
>Sarah nearly went into another frenzy when I called her my girlfriend.
>Thankfully after one last quickie she was calmed down and by that time my brother was back with my pants.
>After a real awkward conversation between my brother and Donnie, I was dressed and ready to get some pancakes.
>They were without a doubt the best pancakes I've ever had.

Sorry for the length, but that is how I met my waifu.

>> No.16485863

>>16485846
That's a long story anon.
Pretty interesting though.

>> No.16485864

>>16485846
You can't meet something that isn't real you fucking spastic.

>> No.16485865

>>16485846
Wow. This is why autism and drinking doesn't mix.

>> No.16485867

>>16485846
Wait, didn't posts have a word limit or something?

>> No.16485870

>>16485865
(You) need to leave

>> No.16485873

>>16485867
Gook Moot.

>> No.16485876

>>16485846
Cute anon. Reminds me of my undergrad days.

>> No.16485878

>>16485867
I thought so too but looks like JapMoot did away with it.

>> No.16485881

>>16485867
/jp/ is something retardedly huge like 5000 characters

>> No.16485884

>>16485870
You need to kill yourself if you think >>16485846 this shit was okay.
It's not okay and it needs to stop now.

>> No.16485887

>>16485864
You're obviously in the wrong thread Broseph Smith.

>> No.16485890

Any drawfriends on?
I need advice.

>> No.16485892

>>16485884
No, I think you're being rude!

>> No.16485893

>>16485890
on what

>> No.16485894

>>16485887
I can have an ideal monster girl that I would like to meet without posting autistic shit like >>16485846
you fucking turbofaggot.

>> No.16485895

>>16485890
Like what

>> No.16485896

>>16485894
Are you one of those guys that like to "enforce" "quality posting standards"?

>> No.16485900

>>16485896
No, are you one of those guys who defend garbage like RP?

>> No.16485901

>>16485846
This is the kinda shit I'd see on the WWD. At least pastebin this kinda thing instead of making it a thread-post.

>> No.16485902

>>16485896
From the way he's posting it looks like it.
Hell he's the internet version of those hardcore fucks who "enforce the standards of" the music scene.

>> No.16485907

>>16485846
Remind me to read this story when I wake up. Goodnight everyone, may we dream of monster.

>> No.16485908
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16485908

In truth a pastebin probably would have been better for somethin' like that amigo

This is the work of a Satyros for sure

>> No.16485909

>>16485900
Nah, but I still think a man should be able to post about his waifu on a Taiwanese fingerpainting forum without being called a shitter for it, even if it wasn't the best thing.

>> No.16485911

>>16485901
I ain't got no pastebin.

>> No.16485915
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16485915

>>16485893
>>16485895
Well for starters, how do I draw faces?
Everything else can come after.

Not trolling, completely serious.

>> No.16485917

>>16485586
Next load of poo.

>> No.16485918

>>16485908
>This is the work of a Satyros for sure
Just like that one Satyros commission.

>> No.16485921

>>16485908
see >>16485911
I'll go ahead and quote my favorite Doctor when I say; "If you don't like me, then blow me."

>> No.16485923

>>16485909
There's a difference between just posting about her and doing shit like >>16485846 are two very different things.

>> No.16485924

>>16485909
Waifuposting is fine and all provided the waifufag isn't typing out novel sized posts.

>> No.16485925

>>16485918
Satyros work in insidious ways.

>> No.16485928

>>16485925
That they do.

>> No.16485929
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16485929

>>16485908
>Drunk monstergirls singing 'Piano man' in the distance

>> No.16485931

>>16485909
I thought this was the tibetan snow sculpting convention.

>> No.16485934

>>16485915
Not gonna lie, anon. Loomis, as much as some people say it's a meme it did help me draw the basics and get an idea about stuff. I recommend going to /ic/ and taking a look at some of the material there.

>> No.16485936

>>16485884
Why even care at this point.

>> No.16485938

>>16485923
>>16485924
Yes, you're both right. I just didn't like the way he got jumped on for it. I might have overreacted.

>>16485931
the tebetan snow sculpting convention is two blocks down

>> No.16485939

>>16485931
And I though this was a Tibetan Basket Weaving forum.

>> No.16485940

>>16485929
we need more art of monstergirls getting fucking smashed (alcohol)

>> No.16485949

>>16485939
You're all wrong this is a Mongolian Equestrian forum.

>> No.16485956

>>16485934
Thanks anon. I will return someday and when I do. I will post a beautiful wolfu for you.

>> No.16485957
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16485957

>>16485915
break everything down into basic shapes
find pictures you like and break them down, figure out how artists you like so things and try to learn from them
and learn proper anatomy first before diving into anime art styles it will helps a lot and
adding onto what >>16485934 said, Draw A Box helps a bunch as well with drawing techniques that won't give you carpal tunnel 3 years into drawing

>> No.16485958

>>16485949
Sorry, but this is actually a Burmese mental hospital. We're all here for good.

>> No.16485960

>>16485846
>shit bands
>all that fucking greentext
>meme MG
Anon, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>> No.16485961

>>16485957
>figure out how artists you like so things
*do
fuck me sideways i hate almost everything

>> No.16485962

>>16485915
Look at faces and study how they look like then try drawing them yourself and seeing what you're doing right and wrong. Maybe try simplifying things on the face as simple shapes and work from there could help out. Really the only way to get better is to just draw a lot and keep trying things until you're reach a point where you can stylize the face into what you want it to be

>> No.16485963

>>16485678
I can just never seem to be able to work up the energy to write anything.

All I've managed to finish are 1 short story, 3 blurbs I hashed out in a couple hours each, and then just prologues for everything else and nothing more. Even the 3 short blurbs are basically just prologues.

>> No.16485965

>>16485934
>/ic/
Don't they loathe anime styles and praise ugly western butterface stuff?

>> No.16485967

>>16485960
A simple 'no' woulda sufficed but alright
not that anon but couldn't resist

>> No.16485968

>>16485958
Makes perfect sense.

>> No.16485973

>>16485958
Is that why that psychologist is here?

>> No.16485975

>>16485965
Yes. Just look at what happened to .Less

>> No.16485979

>>16485965
Don't look at the threads, just the material on the sticky to get something going.

>> No.16485984

>>16485958
Does this mean Burmese Lamia nurses? Because I could get used to that.

>> No.16485985

>>16485936
Because people like you bring this entire thread down with your bullshit posting.
I bet you like RP and monsterboys too you raging fagoot.

>> No.16485986

>>16485973
I'm just watching you guys so I can write my thesis. I want nothing to do with your waifaggotry.

>> No.16485987

>>16485915
I'd recomend starting with basic proportions and shapes, following up with anatomy once you can break things down into shapes.

>> No.16485989
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16485989

>>16485984
Dibs on the Tanuki nurse!

>> No.16485990
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16485990

>>16485986
Oyoyoyoy, don't you go slandering me asshole. I'd do no such thing.

>> No.16485991
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16485991

Zap weasels are cute!

>> No.16485994

>>16485975
.Less was a shitter even before he took """advice""" from /ic/, so it's not like it matters.

>> No.16485995
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16485995

Ushi-Onis are cute!

>> No.16485996

>>16485957
You're a pretty cool dude.

>> No.16485997

>>16485990
>slandering me asshole
Can't use commas, or a kinky pirate?

>> No.16485999

>>16485990
Say what now? How am I slandering you?

>> No.16486004

>>16485965
Not as much now since there's a stylization thread there constantly but really just go there and look at the sticky and pick out the few good posts there

>> No.16486006

>>16485991
A shame their cousins are so forgettable

>> No.16486010

>>16485997
I'm torn because the answer is rum, but not cause I'm a kinky pirate
we don't do that roleplay in my waifu's household

>>16485999
I ain't here to write no thesis I wrote that three fuckin years ago and it had nothin to do with anything here or there
Been on this site for 11 damn years Iant no fuckin waifu slanderer

>> No.16486011

>>16485995
Ushi-Onis suck.

>> No.16486017

>>16486006
Who?

>> No.16486023
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16486023

>>16486006
Their cousins?

>> No.16486025
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16486025

>>16486017
>>16486023
These beautiful ladies.

>> No.16486031

>>16486025
I think anon was being a wiseguy

>> No.16486034
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16486034

>>16485669
I believe in you! Don't disappoint the yetis.

>> No.16486038

>>16486031
I actually had no idea they were a thing.

>> No.16486040
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16486040

>>16486025
The profile Kamaitachi all have very plump thighs. Make me wonder how the rest of species varies in thickness.

>> No.16486041
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16486041

>>16486011
You take that back! They're just misunderstood. Yes, they're unstoppable rape trains, but they're fluffy, baby crazy, unstoppable rape trains.
Therefore that makes them better.

>> No.16486046

>>16486010
Oh my, and here I thought I was the only psych-fag. I just thought I mentioned it or something and somebody remembered it by chance. Even though I'm pretty sure I've done nothing but lurk.
Well then, how is life post school?

>> No.16486053

>>16486046
Holy shit get the fuck outta here, what are the fucking odds?
It's alright. I'm only a year into mypost-doc but it's all turning out well. ONce you get on internship and finish defending your diss its pretty smooth sailing

>> No.16486064

>>16486025
Zap Weasel versus Sword Weasel
No restrictions
To the Death
Who wins?

>> No.16486067

>>16486041
They're bad.

>> No.16486068

Geisha Jorougumo

>> No.16486071

>>16486025
Is there any particular reason why there are three of them that appear to be at different age stages of life? And why can't we get that for every MG

>> No.16486073

>>16486068
Ninja Shoggoth

>> No.16486074

>>16486053
I see, good luck other psychfag.

>> No.16486078

>>16486074
To you as well
Unless you're psychodynamic or adlerean
then go to hell
nah but good luck m8

>> No.16486081

>>16486068
Dark Mage Kikimora

>> No.16486085
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16486085

>>16486068
Close enough?

>> No.16486086

>>16486071
Maybe they always come in a set of three. Like Mormons.

>> No.16486087

>>16486071
Pretty sure that's their gimmick, its all one girl but magic.
Its been a long time since the reveal so I can't remember what our lore/mythology people said about her.

>> No.16486088

>>16486068
/fit/ Samurai Mindflauer

>> No.16486090

>>16486088
>Mindflower

>> No.16486093

>>16486041
They also make fantastically fluffy backpacks, with only occasional consensual overrides!

>> No.16486099

>>16486068
Holstaur Empress.

>> No.16486100

>>16486090
>>16486088
>Cute nicknames for your flayer waifu
>Mindfraulein

>> No.16486103

>>16486100
Dawww
You're a squid codpiece, but daww

>> No.16486104

>>16486085
Ew, spiders are gross!
Quick somebody squish it with some newspaper or something!

>> No.16486106

>>16486090
Oddly fitting, considering we have Prof. Rincewind and Zweiblumen in thread

>> No.16486113

>>16486100
what about m'flayer
or maybe miss maryflayer

>> No.16486115
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16486115

>>16486104
You big meanie! Spiders are cute and deserve your affection!

>> No.16486118 [DELETED] 

>>16485846
Jesus Christ just looking at this makes me want to give up the internet forever.
You are so lonely, go outside, meet people, make actual friends. Stop this. It's not healthy.
Or you can do us all a favor and kill yourself so that there will be one less mouth breathing mongoloid in the world.

>> No.16486120

>>16486113
Those are so corny.

>> No.16486127

>>16486120
They sound like those silly pet names you call each other as a joke when no ones around.

>> No.16486130

>>16486113
>m'flayer
>tips tentacles

>> No.16486134

>>16486100
Makes me wonder what actual Mindflayer names are. It would be funny to find they are all pun names like Mindy or Findmayer

>> No.16486136

>>16486130
kek

>> No.16486138

>>16486115
I-I'm sorry spider-chan.
Please don't be mad.
I'll buy you some icecream.

>> No.16486140

>>16486068
Tulpa Gaze

>> No.16486146
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16486146

Small Holsts need love too
Sleep tight thread

>> No.16486153

>>16486140
*r

>> No.16486156

>>16486146
I feel weird saying that a girl with such massive, soft, and naturally perky tits is 'small'. Any cow would be able to make a pornstar jealous of their chest, and yet you can bully them for 'only' being an F cup or so.

>> No.16486160
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16486160

>>16486138
She forgives you. Spider-chan loves all.

>> No.16486171

>>16486156
>Holstaurs bullying a smallchest holstaur for her tits only just barely being the size of a man's head each

>> No.16486182

>>16486100
>Mindflùr
>Mindfaðma
>Mindfallegur
>Mindfier
>Mindfiore

>> No.16486213
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16486213

>>16486171
>Oh my gosh, look at those tiny things!!
>I mean, what are they, an E? MAYBE an F?
>And you only get a gallon a day out of them?
>That's so sad!
>I'll bet your boyfriend's dick even pokes out of them when he fucks them!
>And you call yourself a cow? Please!

>> No.16486219

Spider-chan, Spider-chan.
Does what ever a spider can.
Rapes a man
Any size.
She doesn't agehao.
That's just goblin's lies.

Look oooout here comes spider-chaaan.

I want an arachne to send me revealing selfies for roleplay night.

>> No.16486233

>>16486219
the 60's spiderman memes are all coming back to me now

>> No.16486243

I'm gonna go to bed now so I can dream of big soft Cheshire titties and feeling her nose nuzzle my neck, while the rhythmic sensation of her purring massages my tired body. Her soft, furry arms clutching me tightly, as if to never let me go for fear I will disappear. All while silently whispering she loves me.

...

2017 is the year everything gets better right?

>> No.16486265

>>16485985
I am everything you fear.

>> No.16486273

>>16486041
I'm going to shave my initials on to her backside just to piss her off.

>> No.16486301
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16486301

How rare are permaloli Dragons?

>> No.16486303
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16486303

>>16486213
YAMERO
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE

>> No.16486307
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16486307

Comfy puppies!

>> No.16486308

>>16486303
[MOOnacing]

>> No.16486318

>>16486307
Oh KDF
you're occasionally one creepy cunt but you're so spunky I somehow am okay with it
Grats on the commish

>> No.16486319

>>16486307
I don't see what's so kinky about padded cells and straitjackets.

>> No.16486322

>>16486319
>padded_puppies_a

We probably won't see b through d

>> No.16486330
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16486330

>>16486318
Hey thanks anon!

>>16486322
I mean, to some people even handholding ins kinky, I like to cover my bases.

>>16486322
I like B a little better.

C is for me only though.

>> No.16486334

>>16486023
>"hey I saw a thing on the internet that gave me an idea" - zap weasel

http://www.lane-mfg.com/electronic-ejaculators/

>> No.16486338

>>16486301
That may well depend on how many Familiars manage to not only make the trek all the way to a Dragon's Cave, but survive long enough to successfully deliver their pitch.

>> No.16486341

>>16485846
Just got off work and I have to say that you're without a doubt the biggest autist in this thread. You singlehandedly made me hate someone more than KDF and he dicks his daughteru like a filthy degenerate.

>> No.16486357

>>16486307
>[Hannibal lecter hissing intensifies]

>> No.16486359
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16486359

>no tentacle pit to "fall" into
It's a disappointing world.

>> No.16486377

>>16486357
Anon please, that's the comfy room, used for comfy times and relaxation and forcibly relieving stress! Not scary horror stuff!

>> No.16486383

>>16486377
Some things are meant to be kept private. What you do in your padded cell is none of my business, and you shouldn't try and make it so.

>> No.16486392
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16486392

>>16485989
This is what I keep fucking seeing whenever I see this pic.

>> No.16486393

>>16486359
I want to go completely limp while having sex with a Tentacles because she got too into it and accidentally rubbed one of her appendages against my butthole

Then we'd need to have a serious talk where I tell her that I'd rather be with an Alraune if she is going to do shit like this

>> No.16486394

>>16486383
I mean, what you see is basically the gist of it though. The accessories worn may vary, but the comfy room is sacred. There is a hard rule of 'no orgasms in the comfy room', because it's just a place where we can go to relax for a few hours when everything else seems too stressful or like too much work. It's almost like meditation therapy!

>> No.16486407

>>16486394
I don't care about your orgasm denial room. The moment bondage gear is involved, it's none of my business.

>> No.16486414

>>16486407
It's not an orgasm denial room either anon, if orgasms are needed then we just need to leave the comfy room.

Whatever you say though, it's none of your business.

>> No.16486418

>>16486394
Are you okay? Do you need me to call the authorities?

>> No.16486422

>>16486414
>it's none of your business.
then don't post about it you creepy fuck

>> No.16486429

>>16486418
What? I'm fine anon! Comfy, non-sexual bondage is the dream, orgasms all the time gets boring and uncomfortable.

>>16486422
No can do I'm afraid, I like it here.

>> No.16486431

Is KDF the ultimate newfag filter?

>> No.16486437

>>16486429
>Face masks
>Full body latex
>Straitjackets
>"Comfy"

>> No.16486438

>>16486431
seems like it. I don't mind him but I've been here awhile.

>> No.16486439

>>16486431
>Every one who dislikes something must be a newfag
Never understood this meme mentality. Is it based off the concept that you should be desensitized by enough time here?

>> No.16486440

>>16486437
Exactly!

>> No.16486445

>>16486439
No it's like that other guy who was waifu posting, people here have "posting standards" and waifu posters don't live up to those standards because they love to move the goalposts at every turn.

>> No.16486446

>>16486445
That still doesn't really line up with the concept of "Not liking something makes you a newfag" I mean by that logic, futa should be a newfag filter and every anon here has failed. Doesn't really work does it?

>> No.16486450

>>16484330

brutal

>> No.16486455

>>16486446
It's got nothing to do with liking it
I actively think a lot of stuff in these threads is abhorrent and am very turned off by it. But I don't complain about it to the whole thread or try and rally around and get people ostracized for it
90% of all loli stuff I'm very adverse to but I don't tell the whole thread I hate it cause clearly at least some people are into it and who am I to deny them? I even occasionally write about it or play along in greentexts and stuff.
It's the difference between how you react to something, not whether you like it or not

>> No.16486458

>>16486455
Want a pat on the back?

>> No.16486499

Since large breasts are strictly forbidden in the Sabbath, do they focus on the ass instead?

I'd smash a Baphomet with a big butt

>> No.16486500

>>16486499
They focus on being as childishly flat as possible. In both the tits AND ass department. Gotta appeal to the lolicons after all

>> No.16486502

>>16486499
Big Bottomed Baphos are what life is all about.

>> No.16486542

>>16486500
I'm fine with flat tits but flat asses are plain sad
Maybe there is some loophole in their laws that allows them to get child-bearing hips

>>16486502
Damn

>> No.16486552

>>16486542
>Maybe there is some loophole in their laws that allows them to get child-bearing hips
Probably. Old hags are the type to want their cake and eat it too.

It's like cherrypicking just enough bits of a grown woman to make themselves passable.

>> No.16486564
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16486564

>>16486500
Lolis always have nice hips. Why would anyone go for a literal prepubescent child?

>> No.16486578

>>16486564
In for a penny, in for a pound, right, lolicon?

>> No.16486582

>>16486578
I'd pound that fox alright.

>> No.16486583
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16486583

This is a dragon pup.

>> No.16486584

>>16486564
Why would anyone go for a Loli when perfectly good grown women exist?
Some of them are even flat!
All the benefits with none of the closeted pedophilia!

>> No.16486588

>>16486584
>spoiler
Being attracted to kids is being attracted to kids. Make a distinction between the dimensions if it makes you sleep better, but it won't change anything.

>> No.16486589

Tallflat >>> Shortstack

>> No.16486590
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16486590

>>16486589
Absolutely never.

>> No.16486591

>>16486583
Looks like someone rubbed the base of her tail and caused her to enter a premature estrous cycle
Is anyone willing to take responsibility?

>> No.16486594

>>16486499
Mimiru's butt grew when she turned into a monster but that's technically not canon.

>> No.16486595

>>16486589
Tall >>> Shortstack >>>Tallflat >>> sortflat

>> No.16486599

>>16486584
Because Raiju like to sleep laying on top of people and that's really bothersome if they are the size of a grown woman.

>> No.16486601
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16486601

>>16486589
YES.
Tallflat is amazing. I want to lick a tallflat's long, slender legs up and down until she begs me to put it in.

>> No.16486611
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16486611

>>16486599
Hey don't say mean thing about Raijus, they are a bit mischievous but that's just their way of showing love

>> No.16486634

>>16486601
What's the point of a flat woman wearing a bra? It's like a... lamia wearing pants.

>> No.16486644

>>16486634
The smaller the breasts the more sensitive they are

Simply blowing on her nipples would make her shiver, she has to keep them protected

>> No.16486645

>>16486634
Because that area is sensitive.

>> No.16486653

>>16486644
>The smaller the breasts the more sensitive they are
Where does it say that in the canon?
>>16486645
>Sensitive
But plenty of chicks don't wear bras.

>> No.16486665

>>16486653
Studies have shown that smaller breasts are more sensitive.

>> No.16486676

>>16486665
>Studies have shown
Not only is that incredibly vague, if there's nothing in the source material to support your position, it seems incredibly silly to expect monstergirls to play by the same rules as 3dpd when it comes to sensitivity.

>> No.16486682

>>16486676
There's nothing in the source material about how the human digestive system works but I would assume that basic anatomy still applies and that it works the same way as it does in real life.

>> No.16486686

>>16486682
>he thinks MGs poop

>> No.16486692

If you want sensitivity just get the girl a pleasure rune.

>> No.16486698
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16486698

>>16486682
I disagree. I see no reason monstergirl digestion would have imperfections the way we do. They basically live and breathe mamono mana, whose to say that their bellies aren't basically magical furnaces that digest 100% of everything they eat and turn it into energy?

Besides, are you really going to pretend that the digestive system is on par with breast sensitivity when it comes to literal sex monsters?

Really anon?

>> No.16486702

>>16486692
I agree with you although pleasure runes are way too perverted
Maybe if your waifu is of the succubus family it's worth it but otherwise it doesn't seem wise

>> No.16486705

>>16486698
>nipples are perfectly contoured to by the clothing
End this.
People have no appreciation for subtlety, I swear.

>>16486702
You could just get her a single one, you know. No need to go whole hog.

>> No.16486709

>>16486686
>>16486698
I said HUMAN digestive system.

>> No.16486712

>>16486709
In case you didn't notice, we were discussing the physiology of monsters.

>> No.16486718

>>16486709
So why are you bringing human digestive systems into the discussion about monster girls?

>> No.16486720

>>16486705
>End this.
>People have no appreciation for subtlety, I swear.
Yes. That's stupid and people should stop drawing that.
But they won't. And that's terrible.

>> No.16486726

>>16486692
Runes look better on flat chests.

>> No.16486730

>>16486726
>Not getting pleasure runes that curve and accentuate the contours of a nice large, bountiful breast, all while drawing the eye past the curve and towards the nipple

I like the idea of invisible pleasure runes that only show when you touch them.

>> No.16486732

>>16486726
Why the fuck would you put a tattoo there in the first place?

>> No.16486739

Any new headcannons?

>> No.16486740
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16486740

>>16486720
Conversely, you would not believe the things a more "reserved" bulge will do to me.

>> No.16486755

>>16486739
Billy Herrington exists and he is unstoppable.

>>16486740
Source please.

>> No.16486766

>>16486739
Warriors captured by the monsters have temporary pleasure runes put on their hands and arms to stop them picking up weapons

>> No.16486773

>>16486595
This is some fine ass taste

>> No.16486775

>>16486755
Ikuta Takanon's doujin "Twin Peaks" Oi puns.
I don't think there's any scans of it yet, sadly.

>> No.16486779

>>16486583
No daughteru of mine will ever turn out like that!

>> No.16486783

>>16486775
Thank you very much. I'll keep my eye on it.

>> No.16486792

>>16486739
Abatwa are flightless fairies that are carried around by giant ants. They craft extremely powerful poison darts that they use on anybody who doesn't pretend that the abatwa is very large.

>> No.16486799

>>16486779
That is a extremelly rare case of a really slutty little dragon. Her family must be studied.

>> No.16486802

>>16486584
This

>> No.16486808

>>16486799
Her family are also probably sluts.

>> No.16486811

>>16486792
Sounds like Brownies

>> No.16486814

>>16486808
She probably has a few sisters then. Interviewing her parent won't work since they'll be fucking, so our only option is the sisters.

>> No.16486817

I want to get into a Jabberwock's sweater with her!

>> No.16486828

>>16486814
Those evil onee-sans turning her into a slut. Not understand a daughterus purity.

>> No.16486830

>>16486817
Good old regular sweater or a fancy new virgin killer one?

I'm sure Wonderland is always on top of the latest trends in fashion

>> No.16486835

>>16486828
I don't think it was just her nee-sans. The only way to study further is to give in to one of them and check it out from the inside.

>> No.16486839

>>16486830
Definitely the virgin killer.

>> No.16486842

>>16486835
Sounds like a good idea.

>> No.16486843

What is this virgin killer I keep hearing about? A hog was wearing one, right? It just looked like a sweater that was made out of herself that she was peeling off to show underneath.

>> No.16486846

>>16486843
It's a sweater but way more revealing. It shows of the delicious back and some ass of the girl wearing it. It does as the name implies.

>> No.16486847

>>16486846
the tag?

>> No.16486854

>>16486846
That's not virgin killer.

>> No.16486858

>>16486854
I swear that's what the virgin killer is. I've seen it before.

>> No.16486867

>>16486842
So you are going to sacrifice yourself for the sake of research? We'll be suee to remember you.

Also, some of her sisters are extra lonely, so you might get two or more dragons instead.

>> No.16486872
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16486872

>>16486843
Danbooru has two "virgin killer" tags now

Ones for the outfit, which you might recognize on characters like Hotaru from Dagashi Kashi, the other's the sweater which I've just learned about now

Pic related

>> No.16486878

>>16486872
Oh nice. More alp dragon.

>> No.16486881

>>16486867
>Also, some of her sisters are extra lonely, so you might get two or more dragons instead

I'm willing to make that sacrifice

>> No.16486894

>>16486872
>Draw a boy
>Call it a boy
>Make it a girl
Why do this?

>> No.16486902

>>16486881
Let me ask you again, are you sure about this?
They will be extra clingy and due to their perverted nature they are going to keep rubbing themselves on you. You are going to be surrounded, kissed and touched by dragon twins almost all the time.

>> No.16486909
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16486909

>>16486878
Fanart's starting to slow down but I find this MahoIku folder with 500+ images in it to be more than satisfactory

>>16486894
I guess the author had to acknowledge shows like OreTwi, Kampfer, etc by having exactly one character with the same gimmick. It's a shame every story arc is a motherfucking bloodbath

I wonder how he feels about La Pucelle being so popular

>> No.16486910

>>16486902
Why do you even need to ask? I'd take that deal anyday. Waking up to being smothered and cuddled by 2 clingy lewd dragon twins.

>> No.16486915

>>16486909
Something about her just makes me want to marry her and fuck her softly.

>> No.16486919

>>16486909
>It's a shame every story arc is a motherfucking bloodbath
The magical trannie turned me off it, in a way. I was already bored and it gave me a reason to not watch. I didn't make it to the 3rd episode.

>> No.16486921

>>16486910
You really sure? They aren't little like their younger sister, they have lean and bountiful bodies with huge asses and thick tails.
They have been training to get a man, but their social skills sucked. If you just go for them like that then you can probably expect two little dragons in a short amount of time.

>> No.16486926

>>16486872
Why is he/she so cute?

>> No.16486928

>>16486926
It's the flustered face. It's always the flustered face.

>> No.16486930

>>16486926
Because you're attracted to men so long as they're in a woman's body. Are you watching Youjo Shenki?

>> No.16486934

>>16486921
>thick tails

You sealed the deal anon.

>two little dragons in a short amount of time

I'm counting on it

>> No.16486941

>>16486930
I ain't gay but...

>> No.16486943

>>16486941
Well, in terms of black and white, you're as gray as you can be.

>> No.16486949

>>16486930
Actually yes, I also watched that twintail anime too.

I may have a problem.

>> No.16486950
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16486950

>>16486926
La Pucelle wants to be pure but the artists won't let her

>> No.16486957

>>16486949
At least the psychopathic salaryman in a magical loli's body is interesting.

>> No.16486960

>>16486943
Is that a good thing?

>> No.16486961

>>16486950
Dragons are lewd, Alps are lewd, Dragalps are extra lewd and so is La Pucelle

>> No.16486965

>>16486950
Is she really a dragon or a lizard?

>> No.16486969

>>16486960
Do you think it's a good thing, to be attracted to men when they're in the body of a woman?

>> No.16486970

>>16486950
My imagination won't let her either.
>>16486957
Kind of makes me want a Baphomet in the same uniform who aims to turn the Chief God into a loli.

>> No.16486976

>>16486969
What harm can it do? And the alp dragon is cute.

>> No.16486981

>>16486969
Attractiveness hinges on the body, so

>> No.16486984

>>16486976
>>16486981
Then there's your answer.

>> No.16486990
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16486990

>>16486965
La Pucelle is a dragon on the streets and a lizard in the sheets.

>> No.16487015

>>16486990
He always struck me to be a bit of a dead fish in bed.

>> No.16487023

>>16487015
Anon that's because he/she's a pure virgin. He/she doesn't even know what sex is. You'll have to teach him/her

>> No.16487044

>>16487023
I mean he isn't moving

>> No.16487050

>>16487044
Well what do you expect?

>> No.16487051

>>16487044
Nothing a quick trip to a lich can't fix, then she'll be a zombie dragalp.

>> No.16487052

>>16487051
I couldn't, in good conscience, sully the concept of undeath with that.

>> No.16487058

>>16487051
We need to change him more.

>> No.16487062
File: 1.19 MB, 3512x1005, It's nine o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, Son, can you play me a memory.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16487062

>>16485929
Stream that song, if you're so great.

>> No.16487068

>>16487062
>letting a Ushi oni in a bar
>letting her be around men while drunk

You're just asking for disaster.

>> No.16487069

What is better?

>purely lewd onee sans
Or
>soft warm onee sans

>> No.16487072

>>16487069
The latter.

>> No.16487073

>>16487069
If both is not an option then... Holy shit this is hard. Soft warm onee-sans make me feel purely lewd, but purely lewd onee-sans make me feel soft and warm. AAAA, help, I can't decide.

>> No.16487079
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16487079

>>16487069
Lewd, a girl who isn't lewd arguably isn't a monster girl.

Besides I want a Kraken to molest me.

>> No.16487080

>>16487073
Well realistically they aren't mutually exclusive. But how does a soft warm onee san make you feel lewd anon? And how does a lewd onee san make you feel soft and warm?

>> No.16487083

>>16487079
But would you want a kraken to molest you and then cuddle you wrapped in her tentacles?

>> No.16487087

>>16487083
Of course, I want to be a member of the Kraken Kuddle Klub.

Ideally with a tentacle job while being embraced by her arms and falling to sleep between her breasts when I'm completely spent.

>> No.16487094

>>16487087
>Kraken Kuddle Klub

This has a lot of potential.

>Ideally with a tentacle job while being embraced by her arms and falling to sleep between her breasts when I'm completely spent.

Who doesn't want this? Kraken onee sans are underrated.

>> No.16487095

>>16487080
A soft warm onee san makes me feel outgoing. Her softness and warmth feels almost like a stoic mask and I want to wear it down with sexual advances to reveal the hunger within. It's like she offers the safety for me to go out on a limb and really take her as my own.

And a lewd onee-san makes me feel soft and warm because I'm constantly being reassured that beneath the lewd advances is an underlying wellspring of love. There's a comforting obsession there, if I give in, she'll meet me, if I resist, she'll take me, I don't have to worry about going out on a limb, which might be precarious or dangerous. But that hunger is always there, mine and on the surface, and that is a thought that makes one feel innately secure. And that hunger is only a bubbling reaction caused by a deep wellspring of inner warmth.

Ideally we'd form a dynamic where we rotate through the two phases each.

>> No.16487101

>>16487095
That's good anon. You understand the onee san well. It's ok to have a mix of both.

>> No.16487105

>>16486307
>>16486330
>Go to sleep
>Come back
>See this
I don't know what to say KDF. I have a question tho, what lewd things are you going to do to them?

>C is for me only though.
Damn it. Why? I want too see it too!

>> No.16487111

>>16487101
>That's good anon. You understand the onee san well. It's ok to have a mix of both.
I better, I only obsess about her all the time.

>> No.16487116

>>16487105
These pictures actually exist.

[Intense worrying]

>> No.16487123
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16487123

The Kraken Kuddle Klub is always accepting new members.

>> No.16487126

>>16487069
I prefer lewd ones. Soft are pretty good, but I would rather not have the warm nursing handjob style of sex unless I can go apeshit on her.

>> No.16487128

>>16487123
Where do I sign up? Is it just long sessions of cuddling? Because that sounds great.

>> No.16487129

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_1280.png
Wocks!

>> No.16487132

>>16487129
Hey, it's that old thing. That was a good rage. Good times, good times...

>> No.16487135
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16487135

>>16487062
BATTLE OF THE BANDS

>> No.16487138

>>16487132
That was so long ago, it really makes you think about how long we have been here.
Ahhh, good times, good rages.

>> No.16487141

>>16487129
I should have checked the replies before opening it, had a feeling it would be this.

>> No.16487144

>>16487138
I guess we are here forever.

>> No.16487145

>>16487129
This picture made me dislike wocks for a while. Every time I tried to think of cute soft wocks. This came to my mind. Thanks for reminding me.

I was expecting some cute art or a lewd wock. But thanks.

>> No.16487148

>>16487135
>filename

That kind of music is comfy bar music. The kind of music you cuddle your waifu to.

>> No.16487153

>>16487145
Perhaps you would be interested in a much better onee-san?
On an unrelated note, the Kraken Kuddle Klub is always open for new members.

>> No.16487157

>>16486590
Look at that smug cat face. Look at it.
The video it belongs to is great too.

>> No.16487161
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16487161

>>16487157
The natural state of all feline MGs is smug.

>> No.16487162

>>16487153
>implying you could rank and onee san

Anon you don't say that. That's mean. I do agree that Krakens are lovely big sisters but you wouldn't say that you prefer one big sister over the other. You'll make the other upset. And yes anon, I'd be very interested in that club.

>> No.16487173

>>16487145
Well, at least it isn't manubis, right?

>> No.16487174

>>16484086
When did I say that? I didn't say that. I wrote a story of a Dragon wanting to get pregnant though.

>> No.16487176

>>16487173
Who? Set?

Just kidding. But yeah. I always wondered what was going through his mind to do that. Like just why?

>> No.16487179

>>16487174
You did say it. I clearly remember that you said you were going to write a preg dragon story "next week". That was last year.

>> No.16487182

>>16487174
Hi Alp.

>> No.16487184

>>16487179
> I clearly remember that you said you were going to write a preg dragon story "next week
I don't believe you. I would know if I was going to do that, because it would be about my waifu. I have no ideas relating to that though, so don't try to use mind tricks to get me to write something.
Alpdom soon
>>16487182
Y-you too.

>> No.16487188

>>16487184
>spoiler

I'm actually looking forward to that. It's not a bad idea and like (I believe it was you who said this but I could be wrong). Alps understand what men want.

No homo.

>> No.16487190

>>16487188
Yes, I did say that. Back before I even wrote my first story, back on /a/.
1.2k words done, post it next week I swear on me mum

>> No.16487191

>>16487190
Thanks Alp. Looking forward to it.

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16487192

>>16487191
>Looking forward to it

>> No.16487195

>>16487184
Fine, whatever you say.

Go write more Renate or something.

>> No.16487197

>>16487195
After the next thing. Big plans, anon. Big plans. With Pharaoh and her Anupup

>> No.16487198

>>16487197
You better start writting fast them, some people still like you.

>> No.16487199

>>16487198
Soon. End of communication.

>> No.16487204

>>16487197
I always liked that idea as a story. It's a
cute!

>> No.16487241

>I wonder what happened in the thread while I was away
>autism
>recommending /ic/ after what .less looks like after taking their advice
>normalfags

>> No.16487246

>>16487197
>Spoiler
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>> No.16487255

>>16487241
When did all this happen?

>> No.16487259

>>16487255
When you looked away to masturbate.

>> No.16487262

>>16487241
People recommended /ic/? It's probably the worst board on the site and that's saying a lot when /mlp/ exists.

>> No.16487263

>>16487259
You're actually right.

So explain to me.
>autism
It's a bit vague. What exactly do you mean?

>.less stuff
I saw a post saying how he's shit after taking advice from /ic/. What's that about?

>normalfags
I don't see it.

>> No.16487282

>>16487263
Well, I can't answer for him. I was making a joke. Now it's just awkward.

>> No.16487289

>normalfag
Any one who thinks you can be a normalfag on the /mgt/ thread, on the otaku board, on 4chan, is incredibly sheltered. Son, you wouldn't know normal if it tweeted at you.

>> No.16487297
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16487297

>>16487289
>normalfags
Yuck!

>> No.16487301

>>16487297
>Not wanting to eat her veggies
this pupper better be prepared for the consequences.

>> No.16487302

>>16487301
It's broccoli. Her dislike of it is genetic.

>> No.16487303

>>16487301
Is it the bitch suit?

>> No.16487306

>>16487301
It's your on failing as a parent. Learn to not cook like complete shit. I bet you expect her to eat steamed broccoli

>> No.16487307

>>16487297
I know she's a dog and dogs eat meat, but she needs those veggies to grow up big and strong like her mommy!

>> No.16487317

If a vampire sucks too much blood where does the fat go into?

>> No.16487318

>>16487317
Depends. Do you like pudge or thicc?

>> No.16487321

>>16487317
I don't think blood has the highest of nutritional values for it to actually promote weight gain.

>> No.16487323

>>16487321
Are you implying Vampires are doomed to be lolis forever?

>> No.16487329

>>16487323
If they don't drink their milk, then yes.

>> No.16487332

>>16487318
Thick hips and plump rear for breeding purposes

>> No.16487336

>>16487289
Pretty cramped up with normalfags here in case that's what you're trying to ridicule.

>> No.16487340

>>16487336
Na, I'm saying you're an idiot.

>> No.16487344

>>16487340
Sounds like something an idiot would come up with.

>> No.16487345

>>16487323
Weight is not height.

>> No.16487347

>>16487332
Then guess where all that blood is going.

>> No.16487355

>>16487344
Ironic

>> No.16487374

>>16487306
But it's healthy for her.

>> No.16487377

>>16487374
Not all healthy things are terrible. Personally I don't taste broccoli so I don't mind it but some people are genetically predisposed to dislike it, so if your kid is like that give her something else.

>> No.16487383

>>16487374
So learn to cook it better. Fucking grate it into shreds and fry it in with some meat if you're doing spaghetti or whatever. So many things you can do

>> No.16487387

>>16487377
>Genetically disliking something nutritious
What did your body mean by that?

>> No.16487388

>>16487374
At least give fruits to your daughteru if she doesn't like vegetable.. You know what they say about apples.

>> No.16487390

>>16487387
It's just how that particular gene works.

>> No.16487391

>>16487347
in the exact places it needs to go to give our daugheru a safe passage

>> No.16487398

>>16487377
It's broccoli or carrots. It's all I have.

>>16487383
I will learn to cook better but grating it and frying it takes more time and washing up.

>>16487388
She can have her bowl of mango after he finishes her veggies.

>> No.16487403

>>16487398
Carrots? KAKAROOOOT!

>> No.16487405

>>16487398
>but grating it and frying it takes more time and washing up.
You dont deserve a daughteru

>> No.16487408

>>16487398
>She can have her bowl of mango
Good taste.

>> No.16487416

>>16487398
Mangos are good. I'm sure that would be enough to convince her.

>> No.16487419

>>16480581
Seeing other couples cuddle more snugly as she sighs.

>> No.16487420

>>16487403
Carrots are sweet and tasty. I bet she'll love them.

>>16487405
Wow that's mean. You take that back. I'm just saying how daddy will have to take a little more time to do something like that. And she needs to learn that the broccoli is healthy for her. She can't go through life not eating healthy.

>>16487408
>>16487416
Everyone loves mangos.

>> No.16487423

>>16487323
No, the breasts act as a reserve tank for blood.
For when the go on business trips.

>> No.16487427

>>16487423
>For when the go on business trips
Bloodbags would've given Dracula a whole new spin.

>> No.16487428

>>16487420
>You take that back
No, you can't even be bothered going the extra mile to make healthy food not taste like shit for your kids. It's an important life lesson and might even inspire them to learn to cook themselves.

>> No.16487438

>>16487428
This. My dad has been a great cook all my life, he worked all kinds of stuff on his UN commission with people from all over the world, and I grew up to appreciate food all the more because of it!

>> No.16487439

>>16487428
But I make her the delicious meal. She eats everything else but leaves the broccoli. I made the extra mile. I've already made the dish delicious for her and if I fry the broccoli and put it with more food, then that's too much for her.

>> No.16487440

>>16487423
is this now canon?

>> No.16487447

>>16487439
Then give the broccoli to the Devilbug living in your dumpster.

>> No.16487449

What would a monster girl fairy godmother be like?

>> No.16487451

>>16487423
So they shrink the longer she goes without sucking husbando blood?

>> No.16487454

>>16487447
But then what will my daughteru have? She still needs her vitamins and fibre. Even if she's part of the wolf family.

>> No.16487458

>>16487449
Like Titanias.

>> No.16487460

>>16487454
Vitamin pills.

>> No.16487461

>>16487423
>Leaves for london or some shit
>Breasts to make a holst nervous
>An ass that is so phat its fucking up the ocean tides
>Hips sturdy enough to not only bear the child, but launch it into outerspace.

1 week later

>"Honey I'm home~"
>She's flat as a board and tiny as fuck

>> No.16487464

>>16487449
She'd either seduce an Anon, or help him get the hand in marriage of the Dragon princess.

>> No.16487469
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>>16487423
I think that's more of a Vamp Mosquito thing.

>> No.16487470

>>16487458
>>16487464
Sounds interesting.

>> No.16487474

>>16487460
And where am I supposed to find those?

>> No.16487477

>>16487470
Just imagine the old Cinderella story but with the roles reversed.

>> No.16487480

>>16487405
>You dont deserve a daughteru

Don't you think that's a bit far?

>> No.16487481

>>16487461
i get the flat thing but what do you mean by tiny?

>> No.16487482

>>16487474
Go to a pharmacy or super market and get those flintstones vitamin tablets.

>> No.16487488

>>16487469
I said business trips.
Lazy neet mosquitos never do anything.

>> No.16487489

>>16487481
She probably returns as a pint sized Vampire. Think 4'6" or even shorter.

>> No.16487490

>>16487488
They spread the products of Plague Inc. worldwide!

>> No.16487491

>>16487477
A beautiful boy who wants to go to the <insert MG here> princesses ball? Nice.

>> No.16487494

>>16487481
No hips or ass.
Pretty much anywhere fat accumulates, right?

>> No.16487495

>>16487490
I wonder what diseases are present in the MGE world. There's that Alraune pollen allergy that makes everyone go into heat.

>> No.16487496

>>16487482
But what if I live in the desert with my daughterus and waifu?

But really I want my daughterus to have natural vitamins. I just want the best for them.

>> No.16487501

>>16487490
>Wilfully spreading disease
That's even worse, Anon.

>> No.16487504

>>16487489
>>16487494
isnt that abit too much? she would need to suck husbando almost dry every time she comes from a trip

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>>16487504
>Suck him dry

>> No.16487519

>>16487491
With evil step-sisters who want him for themselves.

>> No.16487521

>>16487514
go back to wonderland

>> No.16487523

>>16487496
Have an oasis home and grow fruits with the irrigated water, that way you can grow your own nutritional fruits.

>> No.16487532

>>16487523
Ganna grow a whole bunch of tasty fruits for my daughterus! I'm going to teach them how to grow fruits aswell!

>> No.16487537

>>16487532
That's the spirit.

>> No.16487541

>>16487532
Is your farmer daugheru gonna marry a rich boy from the city?

>> No.16487548

>>16487541
Ain't no daughteru of mine going to marry no city boy.

>> No.16487562

>>16487532
My daughteru was born for being a gardener. Her hoard is full of rare plants!

>> No.16487566

>>16487562
Horticulturist Dragons? Now I've seen everything.

>> No.16487576

>>16487566
It's pretty cute. She gets all happy when the whole garden starts blooming.

>> No.16487583

What would a duck harpy be like?

>> No.16487584

>>16487583
Rapey.

>> No.16487590
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>>16487562
>Dragon daugheru that hoards plants instead of gold

that sounds adorable, does she "borrow" a sample every time she visits somebody else house or the botanic garden?

>> No.16487610

>>16487590
It's mostly rare plants that she likes, so unless they have it then she doesnt "borrow" them. Also, the people from the botanic garden know her.
She did try to kidnap her now alraune friend numerous times though.

>> No.16487616

>>16487610
She tried to kidnap an Alraune? I don't know if that's cute or terrifying.

>> No.16487626

>>16487616
Dragons kidnap things all the time. The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.16487641

>>16487626
Why should I be afraid of a little Dragon pulling a wagon with an Alraune in it? That's just adorable.

>> No.16487643

>>16487626
What if she runs into a Griffon?

>> No.16487649

>>16487616
It was cute I guess. The alraune got annoyed and asked if she wanted to be friends, that way she wouldn't have to keep kidnapping her. Dragon daughteru accepted and now they are best friends.

Though she is the one that's blooming now and is showing interest in her childhood friend. Not gonna lie, the deflower jokes are almost leaking out of me.

>> No.16487658

>>16486740
I need monster girls! Monster girls in form-fitting sweaters!

>> No.16487661

>>16487649
That sounds like a good friendship.
>spoiler
You should know that MG puns are the best puns.

>> No.16487662

>>16487643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTu0Zzf0x-8

>> No.16487669

>>16487641
She can still breathe fire you know. Though she is kinda scared of burning the plants.

>>16487643
Waifu told her to look weird at the griffons.

>> No.16487682

>>16487669
>Fire
I'm that one Salamander guy Anon, fire's just regular part of my life.

>> No.16487713

>>16487682
She might attack you with pocket pollen though. It's her secret attack.

I'm so proud of the girl.

>> No.16487730

>>16485586
I would like to be getting commissions but no one is open right now, are there any good artists possibly open right now?

>> No.16487762

>>16487643
Why can't dragons and griffons just be friends?

>> No.16487770

>>16487762
This mountain isn't big enough for both of them.

>> No.16487781

>>16487770
My bed is.

>> No.16487788

>>16487781
Is it still hatefucking if they both love you?

>> No.16487796

>>16487713
Such a underhanded technique, not even my kids resort to such tactics

>> No.16487802

>>16487788
No it's more like a "don't worry anon. I can give to more pleasure than her" contest but it lasts for days and there is no winner.

>> No.16487820

>>16487730
Always worth checking the googledoc, probably a few open.

>> No.16487831

>>16487788
>>16487802
>competitive fucking
Thanks I didn't know I needed this

>> No.16487846

>>16487796
Indeed, no one would expect it from her. That's why I taught it.

The effect depends on what kind of plant she was messing with. Could be poisonous, paralytic or used to attract other monster girls it can also be flammable, but that blows shit up and she doesn't want to kill anyone.

>> No.16487854

>>16487831
Two girls trying to one up each other while showing you the best time and giving you so much love. It may be a competition for them but by the end of it you'll find yourself mating pressed through the bed.

>> No.16487863
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16487863

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

>> No.16487866

>>16487846
That last one... So this is the weapon to surpass metal gear.

>> No.16487871

>>16487854
>yfw the struggle they make with each other is what makes it more pleasurable to you
Imagine if they were coordinated instead, my fucking dick.

>> No.16487873

>>16487863
Stacy's dad's gonna beat you bad.

>> No.16487874

>>16487802
>No it's more like a "don't worry anon. I can give to more pleasure than her" contest but it lasts for days and there is no winner.
Oh there is a winner anon, it's you.

>a week later all three of you are in the bath soaking and relaxing your tired muscles
>it's one of those rare moments where everyone is content with each other and there's no fighting
>that is until they both try to give you a handjob under the warm waters
>good thing you have a room in your basement dedicated to making sticky and rage mushrooms otherwise you'd been a dead man a long time ago

>> No.16487875

>>16487866
This little dragon daughteru is starting to sound like some florist villain.

It's a cute.

>> No.16487887

>>16487874
They'd probably run their breasts up against you and whisper lewd things in your ear. 2 girls whispering lewd things in each ear while jerking you off.

No man can survive that.

>> No.16487893

>>16487875
I'd watch that Saturday morning cartoon with my daughterus.

>> No.16487897

>>16487873
You're probably right. I feel jealous that Stacy's Dad managed to tame such a beautiful lady.

>> No.16487899
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16487899

I drew a japanese samurai beetle on a whim, this is how she looks under her armor

>> No.16487901

>>16487875
She's not a villain, she is just a little black dragon that enjoys gardening. You have to see how skillful she is when taking care of bonsai with just her claws.

She is too much a cute.

>> No.16487903

>>16487897
Just woo Stacy and wait for her to grow up.
>>16487899
Crunchy.

>> No.16487906

>>16487899
Thats a bug I'd like to hug.

>> No.16487908
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16487908

>>16486564
>>16486583
I want a fat assed loli to sit on my face.

>> No.16487911

How do you feel about designs with waist high fur covering the groin area like Satyros?

>> No.16487912

>>16487901
Maybe she could be part of SuperWurm's justice league?

>> No.16487916
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>>16487899
Bug girls are best girls.

>> No.16487918

>>16487908
Literally made for buttslapping.

>> No.16487920

>>16487908
That third one is making me feel all kinds of things.

>> No.16487924

>>16487912
She's too young for that and is more focused on getting her childhood friend to her collection.
Maybe when she grows up, but for now she'll just relax with me and my waifu.

>> No.16487929

>>16487912
>justice league
You wanna get sued? Super Wurm would obviously lead a totally non-derivative group called Revenge Rapists.

>> No.16487932

>>16487911
It's ok. Not a huge fan of it but yeah, it's ok.

>>16487903
Speaking of dragon daddies. The father of all dragon's idea was pretty nice. Although thanksgiving with that big family would be pretty big. But I guess it would be nice aswell. All those anons and their dragon waifu meeting up to celebrate thanksgivings. The dragons talking with their sisters and such.

>> No.16487933

>>16487908
Pedophiles please drink bleach.
>Buh-But she's 1200 years old!
It's still a little girl. Kill yourselves.

>> No.16487936
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>>16487658
have a tittypire

>> No.16487937

>>16487932
Thanksgiving is an American holiday and I wouldn't celebrate it.
Don't even like turkey.

>> No.16487942

>>16487937
Ok well let's say Christmas. That's got to be fun right? Such a big celebration with a big dragon family!

>> No.16487943
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>>16487933
Nigga she has a big butt.

>> No.16487944

>>16487942
Yeah I could get behind that.

>> No.16487946

>>16487933
I have no qualms with girls that could be considered "petite", for the lack of a better term, but lolis are just too far down the hole for me to ever enjoy.

>> No.16487947

>>16487911
I love them.
Want to feel all that fluff all over my dick with every thrust.

>> No.16487952

>>16487911
Great for thigh jobs during snowstorms.

>> No.16487953
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>>16487911
very good actually

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>>16487933
Triggered much?
BTW 10000 yo loli a shit
Real loli or fuck off

>> No.16487958

>>16487952
What would that feel like?

>> No.16487960

>>16487958
Like rubbing against a really soft rug.

>> No.16487962
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>>16487933
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with little girls.

>> No.16487964

>>16487933
Welcome to the threads, newfag

>> No.16487970

They say that morning is the best time for catch since all the fish are hungry and ready to bite.

>> No.16487975

>>16487970
Is it time to pleasure ourselves with fish then?

>> No.16487978
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16487978

>>16487943
She's still a little girl.

>>16487946
I can dig that.

>>16487956
You deserve worse than death.
Yes, I guess you can call me "triggered" but when you witness your father rape your 7 year old sister you too will have a disdain and hatred for pedophiles.
Enough blogging for now. Post mature women who can hold down a job and family like a real woman.

>> No.16487979

>>16487970
That's why you go jogging.

>> No.16487981

>>16487970
I have a suspicion that he's replying o himself or these threads really are full of fish.

>> No.16487989

>>16487978
>witness
As in actually watch? Whoa, that's hot!

>> No.16487990
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16487990

>>16487978
>hates loli
>posts Tanuki
Gee, I wonder who could be behind all of this?

>> No.16487994

>>16487970
I was thinking that you were talking about flirting with monster girls in the morning.

>> No.16488000
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>>16487990
Old hags are jelly of lolis stealing all the shotas away from them.

>> No.16488003

>>16487990
There's only one name/avatarfaggot I can think of who would willingly post Das Juden.

>> No.16488006

>>16487990
>>16488000
[x]lick

>> No.16488007

>>16488003
Who would that be?

>> No.16488008

>>16487978
You remind me of this guy i used to know that found incest disgusting because he had an actual sister.

To this day i don't understand that hatred, one-chans are olev.

>> No.16488011

>>16487978
Kill yourself faggot, go post on tumblr if you want somebody to care about your blog.

>> No.16488013

>>16488008
I have an older sister and feel no lust towards her or the concept of onee-sans.
Aunts on the other hand...

>> No.16488015

>>16488000
>"Hey, boyim. Wanna play with Onee-san? I'll give you $100~"
>oh boy, you could get that new GameShota SD. I wonder what she wants to play

>> No.16488018

>>16487978
That's hot as fuck, bro
I'm jelly

>> No.16488019

Would you indulge your wiafu if she asked for a "Mindbroken cum-pump" roleplay?

>> No.16488021

>>16487978
But she was asking for it! Her little pigtails and little blue dress that hugged her fat loli ass was too much for me to handle!
t.anons dad

>> No.16488026
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>>16488019
>"roleplay"

>> No.16488028

>>16488000
What would an old hag tanuki do if the shota she kidnaps is so pure he treats her like his mother?

>> No.16488033

>>16488026
How can she sweat? wasn't she supposed to be cold-blooded?

>> No.16488035

>>16488028
Brutally molest him, starting with a handjob, then a blowjob, then teaching him how to do missionary position.

>> No.16488042

>>16487978
You are a fucking retard
He expected you to join for ultimate father-son bonding. And you fucked it all up
Good job, fag

>> No.16488043

>>16488028
>Tanuki kidnaps shota to mind break him into the perfect husband
>falls in love with his boyish charm and decides to become his adopted mother
>her heart breaks the day he brings home his first girlfriend
>and then he was never seen again, some say if you listen closely enough you can hear him moaning in "pain" in his old dilapidated house

>> No.16488044

>>16488019
Of course, it sounds fun.

>> No.16488048

>>16488028
she'll start with nursing handjobs, then see where things go from there

>> No.16488056

>>16488019
Of course anon. That's my fetish and I'd be down for that anyday.

>> No.16488064
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>>16488043
I'd like a yandere Tanuki momster.

>> No.16488076

>>16488003
I'm not that person, and I like them too. They aren't my favorite, but art like >>16488064
makes me want to motorboat them tiddies

>> No.16488085
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16488085

so about them ninjas...

>> No.16488088

>>16488064
I want to become an assistant / rentboy for my Tanuki boss and then slowly realize that I love her and beg her to let me be her only boytoy.

>> No.16488089

>>16488085
Don't trust Kunos anon!

>> No.16488096

>>16488085
Can kunoichi beat the dick?

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>>16488096
Ain't no on can beat the dick, Anon. Ain't no one

>> No.16488104

>>16488088
I want to be the personal IT guy to a tubby tanuki executive.

>> No.16488107

>>16488007
To avoid giving them attention, in the form of a cockney rhyme.

Knob and Cocks.

>> No.16488113

>>16488102
That's a smug spider.
I want to rub her cheeks.

>> No.16488116

>>16488096
No monster girl can beat the power of the dick.

>> No.16488123
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Can your favourite monster girl dance?

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>>16488085

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>>16488124

>> No.16488142

>>16488123
Wtf is this from?

>> No.16488144

Has anyone noticed a rise in posters trying to start shit, specifically with certain girls? Like a few anons have a vendetta.

>> No.16488145

>>16488144
this post in itself, will start shit

>> No.16488146

>>16488144
Ignore it.

>> No.16488152

from where did this meme of replacing dicks with subway sandwiches came from?

>> No.16488163
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>>16488142
A tanuki's dream. Granblue Fantasy.

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>>16488152
You're sub-mitting.

>> No.16488169

>>16488144
Noticed this, there's also been a rise in another kind of posting too but the less said about that the better.

>> No.16488171

>>16488136
God, just imagine what kind of fellatio that crazed-looking monster girl can give you.

>> No.16488172

>>16488163
Gatcha games are evil.

>> No.16488185

>>16488163
Best girls right there, along with Vira.


Would gladly impregnate the pair of them.

>> No.16488190

>>16488144
>certain girls

Which ones?

>>16488169
Now you've got me curious anon.

>> No.16488194

>>16488144
Say thanks to that triggered retard >>16487978

>> No.16488195
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16488195

I want to molest this cute succuloli.

>> No.16488201

>>16488195
Be careful anon, she has the face of someone who's secretly incredibly kinky.

>> No.16488202

>>16488195
Succulolis are not worth molesting, at least not until they turn 18.

>> No.16488210

>>16488144
It's not new.

>> No.16488213

>>16488195
Knowing who the artist is, she's probably a turboslut who wants molested too.

>> No.16488220

>>16488195
I want to give her cake!

>> No.16488228

>>16488220
I want to wait until she's cake

>> No.16488238

>>16488228
I want to give her cake every day.
And cookies.
Maybe a piece of pie or two as well.

>> No.16488240

>>16488213
That's fine too. Might as well give her what she wants.

>> No.16488241
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16488241

Big butt, so what

>> No.16488242

>>16488241
Could be bigger.

>> No.16488247

>>16488241
Big fluffy butt

>> No.16488252
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16488252

I need more thick mature wendigos in my life

>> No.16488256

>>16488242
She's sensitive about her weight, you shouldn't crack jokes like that

>> No.16488257

>>16488252
I need a MILF Wendigo and her gruff Were-Jaguar friend in my life.

>> No.16488258

What would you do if you came across an ultra rare white scaled Sahuagin?

I'd sell my body to her in exchange for her white swimsuit, I can probably sell it to a Wight for a fortune

>> No.16488261
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16488261

>>16488241
Barb needs to draw facesitting stuff some time.

>> No.16488262

>>16488258
Take pictures and have her sign somewhere with something. Gotta show it to my peeps.

>> No.16488264

>>16488256
Hey, my jokes are helping her get a well rounded personality.

>> No.16488265

>>16488258
Throw my balls at her with a DON.

>> No.16488266

>>16488258
Probably wave and ask if I could get a picture.
It's always polite to ask before snapping pictures.

>> No.16488273
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16488273

>>16488257
Ara awa, boy

>> No.16488279

>>16488257
Is that the same Werejaguar that was nibbling on the Wendigo when they were younger?

>>16488262
>>16488266
I don't think she'd like her picture taken, have you seen how pissed the profile Sahuagin looks?

>> No.16488282

>>16488279
>Is that the same Werejaguar that was nibbling on the Wendigo when they were younger?
I do believe so.
B.P.R.D. is just really, really good, anon

>> No.16488288

>>16488279
Then if she doesn't want it taken then I'll just give her a snack and be on my way.

>> No.16488291

>>16488257
I like milfs but
Elder devils are the bestest.

>> No.16488296

>>16488291
How about Demons equipped with big, thick and long Lamia companions?

>> No.16488298

>>16488291
I want a pudgy devil that has a massive sweet tooth.

>> No.16488300

>>16488279
It's fine, it's just a quick selfie with her. I'll even make a pose.

>> No.16488308
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16488308

I need a Cure.

>> No.16488314

>>16488308
I got a FEVER!

>> No.16488328

>>16486307
>>16486330
Shine on you crazy daughter fucker, I admire your dedication.

>> No.16488330

>>16488288
What a kind man
I'm sure every wild monster girl out there will talk about the mysterious man who gives them snacks when he passes by

>>16488300
>Anon is making an exaggerated happy pose
>Sahuagin has the most angry look ever on her face
That would be one interesting picture

>> No.16488336

>>16486307
>>16486330
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, he actually got em.

>> No.16488337
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16488337

>still no new girl

>> No.16488340

>>16488261
>Barb Cheshire face-sitting on some poor Anon
>Smug as a bug with him measuring at 6" at half mast
>She thinks her feminine wiles and kitty charm are going to score her a husband
>Sticks it in, giving Anon some love bites, making shitty puns
>But the more she builds up her rhythm and pace in humping him, the more and more blood flows down south
>Until he's fully erect, with a cock most porn stars would kill to have in reality, measuring at 2.5" around and 12" long
>Starts panicking, can't get off, moving her hips more and more erratically
>Finally manages to teleport herself off in a demonstration of indomitable willpower...
>Only a few feet away from the bed
"P-Please, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised! You win, you pet the kitty just fine!"
>One hand grabs onto her furry ankle, another her deliciously plump thigh
>She's salivating and looking at him pleadingly as he awkwardly squats down and positions himself on the floor of the bedroom
>Fucks her absolutely ragged from behind, biting the nape of her neck hard enough to draw blood as he drenches her pussy in sticky white goodness
>Gives her ALL THE KITTENS

>> No.16488346

>>16488330
I'll do a V pose and see if she does it too. Maybe I"ll do half a heart and have her complete the other half, though that might be a little bit too extreme.

>> No.16488364
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16488364

>>16488340
Cheshires are good kitties.

>> No.16488366

>>16488340
>not being full mast with a fat butt sitting on his face
calling bullshit, even the big ass of an annoying pun cat would still have me standing puroudo

>> No.16488391

>>16488328
I've never seen a man more set on fucking his daughteru in my life.

>> No.16488394

>>16488364
>>16488366
I want a literal fat cat cheshire.

>> No.16488395

>>16488337
What are those succubi doing? Are they laughing at something?

>> No.16488396

>>16487105
No lewd things in this situation anon, those aren't allowed in the comfy room! We had a whole discussion and everything.

>Why?
Because some of their bits are for our eyes only, it's a purity/privacy thing.

>>16487116
No need for worrying anon, they're just pictures.

>>16488328
Hey thanks anon!

>>16488336
Of course I did anon, i'd never lie to you.

>> No.16488403

>>16488391
There are far worse things to be set on than having sex with my monstergirl daughteru anon!

>> No.16488405

>>16488396
Why do they wear the mask covering the mouth?

>> No.16488409

>>16488403
Like what?

>tfw the guy who wants to do some weird BDSM stuff with his waifu and daughteru is surprisingly nice

>> No.16488415

>>16488409
Not him but at least he's not cannibalizing them or anything.

>> No.16488418
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16488418

>>16488409
People who like BDSM are smarter than people who don't and therefore have more emotional maturity than the average person. Science has shown this.

>> No.16488421

>>16488418
I love Drow.

>> No.16488424

>>16488418
But science also shows that, as the Germans say, dumm fickt gut.

>> No.16488426
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16488426

>"Aah! *a-ahem* H-hello, Anon. What are you doing here?"
>"What, this is your room? Oh, I-I had no idea. Ehehe. It sure does look like the room of a handome young man like you, what with the clothes haphazardly tossed all over the place."
>Huh? What are you saying, of course it was like this before. You think I just came in here and started rummaging through your dresser looking for any underwear that might still smell like you? There's no way that's true."
>"There's something amazing on your bed you want to show me? I didn't see anything when I was rolling aroun- I mean inspecting it for bed bugs earlier. Please, do show me."
>you close the door behind you and fuck her silly

>> No.16488430

>>16488418
>>16488418
That sounds hard to believe and quite frankly scary. I ain't judging or anything but it sort of makes me jealous and a little angry.

>>16488415
I mean sure but that's quite a step from BDSM.

>> No.16488432

>>16488418
I enjoy being on both ends of prisoner play.


I'd enjoy a scarred, dark elf captain making me her slave/husband and I'd enjoy being a mercenary who captured a dark elf and does a variety of 'things' to her to get her ready for him.

>> No.16488433

>>16488430
Just sayin', could be worse.

>> No.16488436

>>16488426
I recognize that milf!

>> No.16488437

>>16488405
They wear the muzzle gags because they're orally fixated. Also there's no talking in the comfy room.

>>16488409
I don't know anon, killing people? Fucking real kids? Intentionally being a dick to people while driving?

>tfw the guy who wants to do some weird BDSM stuff with his waifu and daughteru is surprisingly nice
Of course I'm nice anon,being nice feels good! Only nice people have good, healthy BDSM relationships!

>> No.16488438

>>16488426
What's that dripping from her breasts? Is it slime? Is she secretly a shoggoth? Did she mess up my room only for you to come home and watch her clean it up in an attempt to impress you enough for her to become your maid?

>> No.16488444

>>16488430
>That sounds hard to believe and quite frankly scary
I don't have the study on hand but it showed a correlation between practicing bondage and post-graduate education. Don't remember any more about it though.
What's scary about it?

>> No.16488446

>>16488437
>BDSM
>healthy

O-Ok

>> No.16488447

>>16488438
She is secretly a human!

>> No.16488449

>>16488446
Do you live in the 1950's perhaps?

>> No.16488451
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16488451

Would a Shoggoth imitating a Manticore be redundant?

>> No.16488452

>>16488444
I dunno if it's me being a purity fag or something but the idea of BDSM being good for you just sounds wrong to me.

But that's just me. KDF is free to do that stuff I guess.

>> No.16488453

>>16488438
>secret shoggoth always helps you
>she always disguses herself as your underwear
>Everything is always mysteriously clean you suspect a thug kiki breaks into your house everytime
>You are none the wiser.

>> No.16488455

>>16488451
How so?

>> No.16488459

>>16488340
Why are size queen MGs so hot?

>> No.16488460
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16488460

>>16488452
Why would it be bad? It's about trust and stuff and release from the mundane troubles of the world and I'm not sure I'm the right person to lecture about these things.

>> No.16488462

>>16488455
Shogs can form any kind of onahole from their body that mastah wants.

>> No.16488465

>>16488451
Oppai loli manticores are for doing deviant things too

>> No.16488467
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16488467

>>16488426
I want to make her a mother again.

>> No.16488469

>>16488460
I say all that yet I wouldn't mind rachnera doing bondage and BDSM on me. I think it's actually to do with KDF doing it on his waifu and daughteru. I guess I've conditioned myself through all those doujins to think like a sub and the idea of doing it to a women sounds wrong.

I probably need to take a break for a while and sober up. But I say again I ain't got no problem with what KDF does in his cozy room.

>> No.16488472

>>16488452
It's a stress relieving activity for highly tense people. Its a proven method.

>> No.16488475

>>16488465
Pretty sure that's just a Shortstack Manticore.

>> No.16488479
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16488479

>>16488426
>>16488467
I hate MILFs, but what I would give to see a monstergirl species I like with that body.

>> No.16488480

>>16488469
>I guess I've conditioned myself through all those doujins to think like a sub and the idea of doing it to a women sounds wrong.
I can understand that, being a filthy sub myself.
It's still not wrong, though. They've got needs too.

>> No.16488481

>>16488472
That sounds legitimate. I mean I understand my waifu building up stress with her work and such and wanting to come home and "releave" that stress. I guess it's all starting to make sense now. Thanks anons.

>> No.16488484

>>16488426
>>16488467
I wanna grab her by the horns and pound her from behind until it hurts.

>> No.16488489
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16488489

>>16488479
Why not take a short onee-san to go with the short milf.

>> No.16488490

>>16488479
>You'll never wake up to find your Waifu's wrapped her breasts around your arm and she refuses to let you pull it out.
What does she want anon?
I know mine wants to choose what movie we watch with dinner.

>> No.16488492

>>16488446
Of course it's healthy anon, we do things safely and correctly so it's more than healthy to pursue our sexual desires!

>>16488452
Of course I don't believe it's good for everybody anon, it just works for us and we enjoy it, so that's what we do.

>>16488460
This anon gets it, loving and trusting someone enough to let them dom or sub to you is the ultimate expression of intimacy, at lease to me. Giving ourselves over to each other so completely that all of the stress and frustrations of daily life just fall away, that's what it's all about.

It's quite therapeutic, if you ask me.

>> No.16488493

>>16488480
I agree from a "out of my mind" perspective is definitely isn't wrong.

>> No.16488496

>>16488475
Hips aren't wide enough and the thighs aren't thick enough.

>> No.16488497

>>16488492
>our

Atleast it's fun for the whole family

>> No.16488499
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16488499

No doubt you've already given your praise on this day of worship.

>> No.16488500

>>16488497
Oh, absolutely!

>> No.16488501

>>16487420
I know I'm late, but I don't like Mangos at all.
I like how they taste, but I'm allergic to them so if I eat them I can barely breathe for the rest of the day because the inside of my neck swells up.

>> No.16488502

>>16488499
Valentines day is in two weeks anon, you're early.

>> No.16488506

>>16488502
I think he's talking about how it's Sunday.
I doubt that would be Eros' holy day though.

>> No.16488510
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16488510

>>16488506
Sunday is Alpollo day. Totes fab tans on the house!

>> No.16488511
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16488511

>>16488502
Still Sunday. Hail your angelic savior, who will keep those damn MGs away from a proper believer like yourself.

>> No.16488514

>>16488502
>tfw we've already had Valentine's Day in my country

Well atleast we get cheap roses and chocolates? Right? Also our Valentine's Day story is much better.

>> No.16488515

>>16488511
No. I hate you.

>> No.16488517

>>16488499
>Black hair Cupid

I want her to turn me down and not give me the time of day

>> No.16488520
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16488520

>>16487058
What would you change about La Pucelle's design?

>> No.16488523

>>16488501
I didn't even know you could have an allergy for mangos.

But no worries because you could grow something like a peach for your daughteru! Those are nice.

>> No.16488524

>>16488520
I'd make her like 2% sluttier, and make her a little girl to begin with.

>> No.16488526

>>16488511
Worshipping on Sunday allows me to protect my purity and virginity!

>> No.16488528

>>16488517
She must be half related to a Pharaoh then.

>> No.16488530

>>16488510
Yeah, I think I'm gonna stick with Bacchus' holy day of Friday.

>> No.16488531
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16488531

>>16488499
Our day was yesterday, but you're free to join us for mass sometime if you like.

>> No.16488532 [DELETED] 

>>16488520
Remove trannyshit

>> No.16488534

>>16488511
I'm pretty sure an Eros girl is the wrong kind of angel for that. Unless she's Yandere for you.

>>16488523
Peaches are great, it's true.

>> No.16488535

>>16488530
What does Freya have to do with Bacchus?

>> No.16488539

>>16488534
Now that i think about it, celestial-types would probably be the most yandere of all.

>> No.16488540

>>16488535
End of the work week, time to celebrate.
Technically Bacchus' holy day is whenever the weekend starts.

>> No.16488543

>>16488531
Oh the Chaos church! I love the Chaos church! Such a lovely place for worship. And it's great because I can worship there on Saturday then worship on Sunday aswell!

I like seeing all those Chaos girls gathered together and the history of them are very interesting to hear. Also the kids learning about it after are cute.

>> No.16488547

>>16488531
I'll never fall to the chaos temptation. Not even a soft and kind shogg will make me.

>> No.16488550
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16488550

>>16488531
Ohayou preacher-Shoggath-anon
What blessings from the depths this week?

>> No.16488552

>>16488520
Bigger breasts

>> No.16488556
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16488556

>All these people not praising the Sacred Cow
heretics

>> No.16488560

>>16488556
Is it true that big horns are a sign of fertility?
Are they sensitive?

>> No.16488561

>>16488556
Hathor?

>> No.16488562

>>16488556
Which one is the sacred cow though?

>> No.16488565

>>16488556
Hey, some of us have underground volcanic tyrants to appease, so excuse me if I can't worship the Cow God.

>> No.16488566

>>16488560
all cows are fertile, they are best at producing huge herds of daughterus, huge horns are how some breeds attract human males

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16488568

>>16488543
Your patronage is what keeps the Old Ones alive my brother.
>>16488547
It's certainly not for everyone, but those who do just may notice a few more doors open to them.
>>16488550
To our dismay the Old Ones still slumber and have yet to reveal any divine signals. We read from from a very interesting childrens book during the time with the students.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1JcfL

>> No.16488573

>>16488556
Give me that middle cow, I want to make her smile.

>> No.16488579
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16488579

>>16488573
remember great milk comes from happy cows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSU5Iu9Z9qI

>> No.16488581

>>16488556
I'm not a Heretic if I don't worship your god I'm a heathen, get it right.
Also, I live a hedonistic life of video games, movies, and cuddling with my waifu. Who else in the monstergirl world would I worship but Bacchus?

>> No.16488584

>>16488568
Do you ever think that the Chaos cult might be a bit dangerous? Its a bit contraversal isn't it?

>> No.16488585

>>16488556
>Right cow is a tsundere
>Right-middle cow is in to femdom
>Middle cow is pure and in to handholding
>Left-middle cow is an airheaded cuddlebug
>Left cow is down for ANYTHING

>> No.16488588

>>16488585
>>16488556
Dibs on second from left then

>> No.16488589

>>16488585
I love all cows equally

>> No.16488595

>>16488584
Of course it's dangerous. I've heard bad things about them.

>> No.16488596

>>16488585
left cow a best.

>> No.16488600

>>16488584
Certainly controversial but that's why the Order cracks down so hard on misbehaving Flayers and Wendys. We try to show people that our church is a place of celebration, where anyone can come and feel free, or learn about our faith.

Helps having a few nice looking chaos girls around too, I admit.

>> No.16488601

>>16488585
Right middle for me.

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16488602

>>16488568
>To our dismay the Old Ones still slumber and have yet to reveal any divine signals

Oh, what a shame. Keep doing your best though! And the offer still stands if any flayer girls are looking for some prisoner Order soldiers to... 'reeducate'!

also holy shit that Dr. Seuss call of Cthulhu, that's brilliant

>> No.16488603

>>16488595
This is a tragedy. I hope more people come to accept and love the Chaos cult. Maybe even the desert kingdom will accept it. I can teach my daughterus all about it.

>> No.16488607

>>16488585
Middle, right-middle and left middle a best then

>> No.16488610

>>16488566
>huge horns are how some breeds attract human males
It definitely works on me then

>they are best at producing huge herds of daughterus
Would 3 satisfy one? I don't think I'd be able to handle more daughterus

>> No.16488613

>>16488603
Why would you want to teach the pure desert girls chaos teachings? Everyone knows that the abyss corrupts whatever it touches.

>> No.16488614

>>16488585
but what about milk fat content/amount/sugars/etc?

>> No.16488617

>>16488579
What kind of Alp would refuse sex with a cow?

This image is always beyond my mortal comprehension.

>> No.16488618

>>16487439
If you'd done your job, she either wouldn't even know there was broccoli there, or would love the taste of the way you cooked it.

>> No.16488621

>>16488617
a sinner who must be punished

>> No.16488623

>>16488613
Anon that statement is just propaganda created by the Order. Chaos girls are pure and they don't corrupt. And besides I want my girls to grow up smart and understanding of different cultures. It's an important trait to have if they ever want to become a guard like mommy is!

>> No.16488625

You think Pharaoh and her followers are friendly towards, Gandarva and Apsara who worship Kamadhenu instead of Hathor?

>> No.16488626

>>16488618
Anon please. I try my best to cook them delicious meals. I'm not the best cook I know. Maybe if I grate the broccoli on the steak they'll never notice.

>> No.16488633

>>16488614
Okay,

>Right cow has the sweetest milk, but she'd kill you if you told
>Right-middle cow's milk has the most protein, good for getting /fit/
>Middle cow's milk is nothing special, but some would say that it has the best taste
>Left-middle cow produces the most milk of the five, tastes rather bland
>Left cow lactates the equivalent of heavy cream

>> No.16488636

>>16488625
Of course. The Pharoah (Horus give her wisdom) is a lovely lady who loves all

>> No.16488638

>>16488625
Depends on how powerful the other nation is. Under Apophis all would be tolerated.

>> No.16488639

>>16488623
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16488646

>>16488639
Just me anon. Don't you worry.

>> No.16488654

>>16488626
>Maybe if I grate the broccoli on the steak they'll never notice.
That's the spirit, though there are better things to hide your veggies in. To ease them into the idea, try rissoles, and grate carrot and brocoli into the mix as you fry it into patties.

>> No.16488659

>>16488633
Still goin with left-middle.
I wanna scratch her Yak-horns

>> No.16488664

>>16488626
I bet if you came all over her veggies she'd have no problem eating them.

>> No.16488674

>>16488664
Not him, but I'll never do that to my daughterus. That's just excessive.

>> No.16488676

>>16488654
That sounds like a good idea. I could probably hide mashed up cauliflower in mashed potatoes. That's if they'll like mashed potatoes. But come on, who doesn't like mashed potatoes.

>> No.16488677

>>16488664
>this would be a valid strategy in MGC
aww jeez

>> No.16488681

>>16488633
>>Right-middle cow's milk has the most protein, good for getting /fit/
>also into femdom

But is she gentle or not?

>> No.16488682

>>16488664
Anon no. Just no. There's so many reasons why that's wrong. Please see a flayer.

>> No.16488683

>>16488623
Yeah right. I've seen what chaos monsters do and there is no way you are tricking me. But I guess it's important to know what they do so people can avoid getting near them.

>> No.16488686

>>16488681
If you like.

>> No.16488688

>>16488633
I bet big cows is like a good cold glass of 2%, which if its the standard its all gotta be top tier

>> No.16488692

>>16488686
Shes a perfect cow.

>> No.16488697

>>16488664
Anon no, even I'd never do that and I'm KDF. I wouldn't need to anyway since my daughteru loves any food we put in front of her, but still. Food is sacred, not for cumming on.

>> No.16488698

>>16488688
This anon knows.

>> No.16488703

>>16488676
Every one likes mashed potatoes

>> No.16488704

>>16488697
You know you're wrong when a guy who'd cuminside his daughteru wouldn't even cum on her food.

>> No.16488705

>>16488688
>>16488698
Smart people desu
Big producer cuddlecows are unbeatable

>> No.16488709
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16488709

>>16488698
I do have degrees in cowology, cownatomy, and cowology

>> No.16488711

>>16488709
correction, cowstromy

>> No.16488712

>>16488709
You said cowology twice.

>> No.16488713

>>16488709
This man has two degrees in cowology, that means he knows twice as much as your average person with a cowology degree.

>> No.16488714
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16488714

I want to flip the turtle

>> No.16488719

>>16488712
corrected>>16488711
don't drink and cowpost kids, thats for Bacchus worshippers

>> No.16488720

>>16488714
You better take responsibility.

>> No.16488723

>>16488714
What would that achieve?

>> No.16488728

>>16488709
I've got a degree in my Holstaur wife's anatomy, does that count?

>> No.16488732
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16488732

>>16488713
true i know my cows, remember to ply them with massages and cold drinks

>> No.16488734

>>16488728
No anon, every anon should have multiple degrees in their waifu's everything.

>> No.16488735

>>16488714
I want to see a umi osho slowly climb walls for no reason!

>> No.16488739

>>16488728
Every anon should have a deep understanding of their waifu.

>> No.16488746

>>16488739
You know there's two ways this can go.
Deep understanding of her emotions, likes, dislikes, where she's from and what she's about.
Or "Deep Understanding" if you get what I'm saying.
The correct answer is both.

>> No.16488748
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16488748

Tastiest cows.

>>16488732
For some reason, all of Okayado's cows have this blonde bangs and a second color of hair on the back.

>> No.16488755
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16488755

Undead cows.

>> No.16488759
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16488759

>>16488748
Ruto is besto

>> No.16488761

>>16488746
>spoiler
Only by comprehending what both the mind and flesh wants from each other can you truly achieve a mutual understanding with your waifu.

>> No.16488762

>>16488748
Not a huge fan of far left.
Don't know if its the face, the hair, or the clothes.

>> No.16488764

>>16488748
I'll take brown muscle please

>> No.16488765

>>16488748
I'd start out with "little" cow riding me like a mechanical bull(loose term since she's like 6,6), then nervous cow, nice and slow and tender lotus with me in her lap, then far cow with some some cowwgirl, middle cow with sweet kissing handholdingand gentle soft reverse missionary, and lastly big brown mating pressing me

>> No.16488768

>>16488755
but undead are cold, and a way cows stay warm in the winter is the massive heat their stomachs produce, so cook your cow a nice big meal and cuddle up to her lads

>> No.16488782

Smash the Sabbath

>> No.16488787

>>16488782
I will.
In bed.

Would happily spoil a sabbath member till she's a chubby cuddle bug.

>> No.16488788
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16488788

>>16488765
Anon, they just wanted a massage.

>> No.16488790
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16488790

>>16488788
yes, a deep tissue massage, cows are surprisingly soft

>> No.16488791

>>16488788
They're going to have to deal with the fact that I have a boner all the time.

>> No.16488795

>>16488787
No not like that. I mean disband the sabbath! They're evil.

>> No.16488797

>>16488795
evil is a subjective term

>> No.16488799

>>16488795
>>16488795
Well, whenever you get one, just give them to me, I'll make sure they're unable to do anything.

>> No.16488800
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16488800

>>16488791
That's why you are strictly required to use a towel.
Cmon farmhand, get back to work and get your head out of the gutter.

>>16488790
THAT'S A VIOLATION!

>> No.16488802

>>16481878
>That pic
This shit is so off the mark. Seraphim are no fucking joke, they represent some reality bending conceptual shit. There is NO demon equivalent to a Seraph; nothing close. Lucifer himself is a fallen Cherub. The strongest possible Lilim -might- be a Principality equivalent on her best day

>> No.16488803

>>16488795
What is the best way to bully the sabbath? Hiding the secret to loli holst on top of the fridge?

>> No.16488806

I would like a dragon that deals in rare artifactists and jewlery, having a could of all the expesives treasures and nicknacks she's collected over the years.

>> No.16488808

>>16488800
Okay, but I'm going to jack off all night in my room.

>> No.16488809

>>16488800
That's a better picture of that cow.
She's surprisingly cute.

Would gladly massage her.

>> No.16488810
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16488810

>>16488803
>loli holst
no such thing as a loli cow

>> No.16488813

>>16488810
There is. No big breasts, no big ass and hips, just normal loli.

However the secret is on top of the fridge. No magic or flying abilities can get to it.

>> No.16488815

>>16488797
It may be. But stealing little daughterus and turning them into turbo sluts who get fucked by multiple men is objectively evil.

>>16488799
But you might fuck them so no.

>>16488803
>what's the best way to bully the sabbat

By shutting down their evil cult?

>> No.16488819
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16488819

>>16488808
What you do in your spare time off the clock aint no nevermind to me boy.

>>16488809
They've all got interesting profiles, if it were earlier in the thread I'd post them although people could just go look on Danbooru
That one's a boke to the point of not understanding jokes and taking supplements and stuff to try and be the best producer on the farm.

>> No.16488820

>>16488815
I promise I won't.
I'll even give them snacks until they're physically unappealing.

>> No.16488822

>>16488788
>>16488790
>>16488800
Fuck man, why are you doing this to me? i can't fap today.

>> No.16488823

>>16488810
Just the ones who're actually young. Using a lolifying spell on a Holst would give you an oppai loli.

>> No.16488824

>>16488810
>>16488813
Holstaur lolis are oppai lolis.

>> No.16488829

>>16488819
Cute.
Would trick with simple jokes

>> No.16488831

>>16488820
Well you should be giving the girls back to their parents. Then maybe the parents can do a purity ritual on them to make them pure again.

>> No.16488832

>>16488822
Why not?

>> No.16488833

So, how do these farms work? They have normal animals and the cowgirls are weresheeps are the wives of the farmers, right?

And the milk that you get from them is a luxury product?

>> No.16488834
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16488834

>>16488822
You're gonna make Ruto cry, anon. She gets embarrassed very easily by her chest and absurd milk quantities.

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16488838

>>16488823
>>16488824
>wanting any form of loli cow
you disgust me, cows must be big

>> No.16488844

>>16488824
But have you ever seen a non-oppai loli holst? That's right, the sabbath hasn't seen her either.

>> No.16488846

>>16488838
So are we talking Shortstacks or straight up lolis?

>> No.16488847

>>16488831
Not all the girls of the Sabbath are actually little girls.

More than a few are actually adults.

What do we do with them?

>> No.16488849

>>16488838
>not wanting a little mobile paizuri machine and milk dispenser to make sweet love to
Shame pailoli Holsts don't have art even though they're canon.

>> No.16488851

>>16488834
I want to make her smile and her to make me her little spoon, thats what I want for all cows actually

>> No.16488853

>>16488838
To be fair, it's canon that the Sabbath can't get rid of Holst Tits no matter what they do.

>> No.16488854
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16488854

>>16488762
She's just very reserved and professional to hide her embarrassment.

>> No.16488858

>>16488838
Anon, daughterus are lolis, you're saying you don't want any daughterus.

>> No.16488859

>>16488838
Little cows deserve love, too.

>> No.16488864

>>16488819
>read profiles
>can't decide who is the best one

>> No.16488867

>>16488854
And I want to plant my face in those teetees.
We can't have both now can we?

>> No.16488869

>>16488847
You can have those.

>> No.16488870

>>16488859
a little cow is a holst who are like 5 feet, a mino 6

>> No.16488872

>>16488806
>CC dragon that deals in various items and treasures
>Has forgotten more about thee history and purpouse of these item then most will learn
>What she does remember makes her eyes come alive, reminicing about when she gain the item ore a important even regarding it.
>Some say the Dairies and log books she has kept over the years could change what man knows of history.
>But she will not share, at least, not to one she does not love

>> No.16488876

>>16488870
What if they're under that height?

>> No.16488878

>>16488876
immpossible

>> No.16488879

>>16488802
You do realize it's fiction, right? There's no reason to sperg out over it.

>> No.16488881

>>16488872
whelp this is proof i need sleep

>> No.16488882
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16488882

>>16488851
Well now ya scared her off dammit, lookin redder than a beet tomata' talkin bout how you must not be seein' right to say them things bout er. Gwon and get er back fore the workday starts!

>>16488864
Right? They're all great in their own way.

>> No.16488884

>>16488876
or daughterus

>> No.16488888

>>16488869
Cool!
Time for cakes, video games, and spoiling!

>> No.16488890

>>16488882
Is polygamy okay among holsts?

Also the idea of them having accents turns me on.

>> No.16488891

Anon that's alot of cow. Do you think you could handle it?

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16488892

>>16488888
checked

>> No.16488895

>>16488890
well technically the herd owns the human so yeah
>>16488891
I need ALL the cows

>> No.16488896
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16488896

>>16488890
If you work em right I'm sure they'll take to it.
Actually probably very much so if ya play yer cards right.
Oh I've always imagined all Holstaurs to have a farmer's accent of varying degrees, ranging from simple corn-fed gal to southern shy belle.

>> No.16488897

>>16488892
Guess that the numbers have approved operation 'spoil the Sabbath members until they're nothing but flabby useless layabouts'

>> No.16488900

>>16488802
>he thinks a lilim might be an equivalent
Not in MGE, Seraphim would be below them and destined to fall due to their desire for cock.

>> No.16488901

>>16488882
>160cm
LaughingLanklet.jpg

>> No.16488907
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16488907

>>16488901
Reminder that the tallest, Cara, is literally two whole feet taller than him

>> No.16488909

>>16488882
>A tall Holst will never pin you to a wall and force you to drink from her

>> No.16488910
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16488910

>>16488878
>>16488884
All cows start little. Some cows stay little, like the elusive pygmy holstaurus.

>> No.16488914

>>16488879
It may or may not be fiction.
And angelology is fun to discuse religious or no.
I aint sperging over shit other than at a just flat incorrect screenca

>> No.16488915

>>16488907
and thats why shes the perfectest, though they are all perfect
>>16488909
i need this to happen

>> No.16488916

>cowtit and fatfags starting shit again
If you hate loli that much, why are you even on 4chan?

>> No.16488918

it seems cows are awake and posting in this thread.

>> No.16488919

>>16488916
Lighten up francis

>> No.16488920
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16488920

I checked it an awa means bubble. What the hell?

>> No.16488921

>>16488872
Having an old dragon take an interest in you would be nice.
Id like to see a dragon like that Telling stories

>> No.16488922

>>16488916
Those 2 things are bad anon.

>> No.16488925

>>16488916
I like big tits myself but some cowtit lovers have no tolerance for anything that isn't at least big as a basket ball it seems.

I want the thicc meme to die though.

>> No.16488927 [DELETED] 
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16488927

>wasting images by imagedumping crab's shit
Go back to /a/ emg thread

>> No.16488930

>>16488900
A Seraph grill would be exactly on par (or greater) with a Cthulhu girl so unless you're telling me a Lilim is anything even approaching Cthulhu, no

>> No.16488936

>>16488920
It's because Wendigos have such a bubbly personality

>> No.16488937

>>16488920
Wendigos are bubbly and cute.

>> No.16488938

>>16488927
I dunno anon. I like Crab's mintotaurs. I hate crab but I love his minotaurs.

>> No.16488946

>>16488896
>simple corn-fed gal to southern shy belle

That's just perfect.

>> No.16488945

>>16488927
Agreed, Seeing Crabs cows and that slut from 12Beast get spammed more often is irritating.

>> No.16488948

>>16488920
Is she infiltrating some Anon's home during Christmas? I wonder why is she doing this.

>> No.16488952

>>16488927
>>16488945
Heaven forbid people post monstergirls in the monstergirl thread
Why the rampant animosity? No one even brought up EMG or 12B, just posted images of Cowgirls

>> No.16488957
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16488957

>>16488927
I like crab, he created the best.

>> No.16488958
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16488958

>>16488890
>>16488891
>>16488895
>>16488897
>Polygamy with Holstaurs
>Today, is the triple threat from downtown of the 'large' girls
>They're the classic hourglass figured Holstaur that you lusted after as a teenager. Hell. One of them is the older-sister type that took your virginity
>They're also all in varying stages of pregnancy, and guess what? You ARE the father
"It's not fair~ You're spending so much time with the younger girls these days~"
"He's just a wild pervert, he can't help it~"
"Now now, girls, we just had to wait for our stable period~"
>Your arms are sandwiched between Holstaur tits on both sides, sweet nectar leaking from their nipples as they lick and caress your callused hands
>The one who first captured your heart is sinking down onto your pelvis, the sticky warmth of her pussy velvety soft
>She's seven months pregnant, her stomach gravid and swollen, her breasts heavy and lactating just like the other two
"It's not like -- Unf~ He's doing a bad job as a husband anyway~"
>She's slow to move, keeping a slow, languid rhythym as she pleasantly starts to milk you
>One of her teats finds your mouth, dribbling onto your lips and chin
"Well? What are you waiting for? It's not just for the baby you know~"
>Surrounded by three cows, you end up fucking until the morning rooster crows, winding up in the hay with all three hefers clinging to you
>The smell of sex is suffocating as they snuggle and kiss at you, your unborn daughterus kicking at their stomachs
>From behind the crack of the barn door, with a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB" on it
>You can see a heart pupil and hear the soft sound of a lowing moo
>While they're all your wives, technically
>You still want to spoil the shit out of your first wife the most

>> No.16488960

>>16488952
just some meme spewing cow haters

>> No.16488965 [DELETED] 

>>16488958
>non relevant image
>nearing 300

This will not end well

>> No.16488968

>>16488927
Agreed, there's a place for it.
>>16488952
Same reason some people chased abyssals out, there's a thread for it and crab's bullshit is best left ignored.

>> No.16488969

>>16488948
That's how they get in your home and steal your meat, you think you're buying a nice Christmas tree and the next thing you know your fridge is empty
>>16485527

>> No.16488971

>>16488952
>20 images of emg or 12b shit in a row
>no one brought up emg or 12b
???
Crab is shit, go back to /a/ thread if you want to imagedump

>> No.16488972

>>16488925
There's been an increase of normalfag shitposting recently and probably the same people are trying to force their "sabbath bullying" into a thread meme, because they know they'll get told to fuck off if they start shitposting directly. Just look at how butthurt some people get about Baphomets being one of the strongest and best at sex monsters in canon.

>> No.16488974

>>16488952
>>16488960
There are seven threads left before this thread falls of the board, and we now only have 3 images left thanks to that spammer.

>> No.16488975

>>16488914
You're getting pretty serious over something that involves a fucking fantasy escapism setting. Nobody is looking for 100% accuracy.

>> No.16488977

>>16488971
>stop having fun

>> No.16488978 [DELETED] 

EMGfags are cancer

>> No.16488979

>>16488972
People being butthurt over the sabbath is not a new thing in any way.

>> No.16488982 [DELETED] 

>>16488952
FUCKING 19 (!!!!) CRAB SHIT PICS IN A ROW
KILL YOURSELF COWSHIT SPAMMER

>> No.16488984 [DELETED] 

>>16488978
>stop liking things I don't like

>> No.16488985

>>16488958
>bearing a family of cows

Anon later died after drowning in a pool of milk. He's gone but won't be forgotten.

>> No.16488988

>>16488958
>rotational stable periods for sets of Holst wives

Diamonds. I want more of this.

>> No.16488990 [DELETED] 

>>16488978
>EMG
>only one image of and EMG girl

Ok

>> No.16488991 [DELETED] 

>>16488977
>Wasting space when the guy could've just made an imgur album for his shit
You sound like the fellow that called anti-RP people anti-fun.
>>16488984
Terrible attempt at damage control.

>> No.16488993 [DELETED] 

>>16488984
It is not simply that their taste is bad, but that they also act in a cancerous manner.

>> No.16488994

>>16488977
>imagedumping in a thread with strict's pic limit is fun
Just as fun as posting furries

>> No.16488995

>>16488972
Anon people making jokes about bullying or fighting with the Sabbath really shouldn't be triggering you and if it is you need to lighten the fuck up

>> No.16488997

>>16488972
>there's been an increase of normalfags
>he can't spot bait from an actual post

I think something else might be new here

>> No.16489002
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16489002

Battle Cats!

>> No.16489003 [DELETED] 

>>16488984
>behaving like absolute cancer
>hurr durr you just don't like my taste
Would you kindly kill yourself?

>> No.16489005 [DELETED] 

>>16488991
>Terrible attempt at damage control.
actual terrible attempt at damage control, threads gonna fall off soon anyway

>> No.16489006 [DELETED] 

>>16488984
To be fair, everything crabman touches turns to shit and his fans are even worse as they're proving here. Ever been to an EMG thread on /a/? Last thing we need is those types feeling like they're welcome here.

>> No.16489007 [DELETED] 

>>16489002
>snout
No.
>>16489005
>threads gonna fall off soon anyway
There are seven threads until we fall off you moron.

>> No.16489010

>>16489002
>that fucking nose

>> No.16489011

>>16488958
First wife is for heavily spoiling.
THe rest are for regular and loving spoiling.

>> No.16489012

>watch kobayashi-san
>fall in love with Lucoa's eyes

>> No.16489015

>>16488958
This >>16489011

>> No.16489016 [DELETED] 

>>16489003
>calls others cancer
>acts like cancer
I barely enen see EMG folk round here, but your ass seems enflamed anyway

>> No.16489018

>>16489002
>snout

It's a damn shame

>> No.16489019 [DELETED] 

>>16489007
That's not a snout, it's just ""stylized.""

>> No.16489023

>>16489002
That tumblr nose kinda ruins it.
And by "Kinda" I mean it ruins it.

>> No.16489025

>>16488995
I didn't gave a fuck about it at first, but after it became pretty much hourly occurrence it became annoying and cancerous as fuck

Maybe you should get the fuck out or stop with that retarded meme

>> No.16489031 [DELETED] 

>>16489002
I agree with
>>16489007
>>16489010
>>16489018
>>16489023
Those Monstrous hands and fleet with claws, those animal ears and long tail are fine.

But that nose is just too much for me to handle!

>> No.16489033 [DELETED] 

>>16489016
>I barely enen see EMG folk round here,
If you didn't see 19 EMG pics dumped in few minutes you really need to get glasses or something

>> No.16489037 [DELETED] 

>>16489031
The nose is ugly as hell man.

>> No.16489040

>>16488975
>serious
I am?, Njgger I'm just having fun talking about the supposed implications of turning one of tbe most powerful beings in existence next to the Abrahamic God a monstergirl, fiction or otherwise. Saying someone else is wrong =/= investment of emotions

>> No.16489041 [DELETED] 

>>16489016
It's almost like you're selectively forgetting the Crabman art that was spammed.

>> No.16489043 [DELETED] 

>>16489031
Welcome new friend.

>> No.16489046 [DELETED] 

>>16489031
Yes, exactly.

>> No.16489047 [DELETED] 

>>16489031
Someone's salty

>> No.16489052 [DELETED] 

Why haven't we changed the name to Monster Girl Encyclopedia General?

>> No.16489057 [DELETED] 

>>16489033
went back and looked, like 14-5, over like a 20m timeframe, who cares, well you do but you're just assblasted

>> No.16489061

>>16489052
Because it's for all monstergirls?

>> No.16489070

>>16489047
Salt Golem

>> No.16489071

>>16489002
>Borealan from Pinwheel
Snekguy is that you?

>> No.16489074

Can we go back to talking about cows?

>> No.16489078

>>16489052
Because that would imply discussing, say, SolopipB's yandere moth girl was in some way out of place.
/mgt/ is fine

>> No.16489079

>>16488560
I don't know how horns work and that bothers me.

I want to think it's like fingernails where you just don't really feel anything.

>> No.16489082

>>16489074
no, cows are disgusting

>> No.16489084

>>16489074
There were too many Cows.

It was a stampede, they burst through the fence and caused havoc.

>> No.16489085
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16489085

Wyverns make the best childhood friends. They also look best in a school girl outfit.

>> No.16489088

>>16489074
We can talk about harpies.

>> No.16489089

>>16489040
>Somebody else is wrong
>There's no Seraphim in MGE whatsoever
You need some reading comprehension, friendo. Or going back to /pol/ if you're so quick to use the N insult.

>> No.16489092

>>16489085
Fat bottomed wyverns are for loving

>> No.16489093

>>16489084
I bet I can wrangle them all.

>> No.16489099

>>16489074
Baphomet fans are a bit upset right now so best let it go for a bit

>> No.16489101

>>16489084
That's why you don't wear red when walking by a farm.

>> No.16489102

>>16489099
>everyone who dislike something must be a baphomet fan

>> No.16489105
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16489105

>>16489093
You're hired, welcome aboard Farmhand.

I hope you last longer than the rest.

>> No.16489109
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16489109

Witchwife picture.

>> No.16489112

>>16489102
>What's a joke?

>> No.16489113
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16489113

>>16488965
That cat is cute.

CUTE!

>> No.16489118

>>16489109
Off to join an adventuring party!

>> No.16489120

>>16489089
>There's no Seraphim in MGE whatsoever
Well it's a good thing that isn't relevant to the core point I was making
>nigger
It along with faggot isn't unique to /pol/ newfag

>> No.16489122

>>16489105
Depends on how many ladies there are.

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16489128

>>16489113
Weird, that's not the cat I linked >>16489002.

>> No.16489129

>>16489120
I'm not a newfag, I'm just saying that you're not building a better argument by jumping to calling somebody a nigger. That's your last (You), use it well.

>> No.16489131

>>16489109
Ougis style is perfect

>> No.16489134

>>16489109
Cute hypno wife.

>> No.16489139

>>16489089
>N insult.
What the fuck
I don't think even tumbrl cares about "nigger"

>> No.16489140

>>16489099
>>16489102
I like baph and I feel cows are god tier
Though I really want a shortstack baph more than a loli one

>> No.16489142

>>16489018
The thing is, is Snekguy (the smut author who created that character) doesn't really have a defined set of rules from what I've seen of the Borealans (the spess cat with the tumblr nose).

He's stated they're as furry as you want them to be, but tends to lean towards the Equatorial ones like Raz, the one in that image, looking more human save for the fursnout. While others, like Ursi in another story of the same universe are http://imgur.com/a/N9LzK dangerously cheesy while being from the Polar regions.

It's all kind of relative.

>> No.16489146

>>16489099
now don't bully them, its not their fault they have bad tastes
>>16489105
she looks bossy, i like bossy cows
>>16489109
i can never not get bloodborne vibes from gazers lately

>> No.16489147

>>16489140
My comrade, a shortstack baphomet would be god tier.

Even if she was flat and it just went to her hips and rear.

Especially if it went to her hips and rear

>> No.16489149

>>16489085
Slime Carriers make the best childhood friends. Even better if they where Paladin childhood friends.

>> No.16489150

>>16489146
Its just bantz
>>16489147
Now THAT I can get into, big pear-shaped Baph would be fantastic

>> No.16489151

>>16488930
It's how KC is. Lilim and the Demon Lord are above anything that has come in contact with mamono mana.

>> No.16489153

>>16489140
That's something you'd need to watch out for if you start a Goat Farm.

All your Goat Girls might get mixed up in weird cults, doing suspicious stuff at midnight on full moons.

Then again, maybe Satanic Goat Girl's milk/cheese has a nice corruption spiciness to it.

>> No.16489154

>>16489129
I'm not degrading an argument by calling someone else a nigger either, not here at least
>I'm not a newfag
If you don't understand the simple nature of casual chiding banter I'd wager not.

Picking apart peoples posts like this heavily implies of you your chosen flavor of social media. Stop

>> No.16489156

>>16489147
>>16489147
>Baphomets with Elin tier hips and ass

>> No.16489160

>>16489146
>she looks bossy, i like bossy cows

The trick is to catch glimpses of her massive chest whenever possible, while avoiding getting caught.

It's not that she minds, but she has little tolerance for slackers.

>> No.16489161

>>16489153
safer to start a goat vineyard, wine goats are bigger (therefore better) and safer

>> No.16489162

>>16489147
Anon, I'm pretty sure that a flat shortstack is a contradiction.

>> No.16489163

>>16489142
>they're as furry as you want them to be

Judging by that thing you linked. It's more as furry as he wants them to be.

>> No.16489164

What do we know about the Chaos Gods?

>> No.16489169

>>16489164
They are sleeping in a deep hole somewhere. They are some kind of special Demon possibly?

>> No.16489170

>>16489156
Oh anon.
We're going beyond Elin tier.

>>16489162
WRong!
its amazing!

They just stacked it on the lower shelf

>> No.16489171

>>16489002
I'd bitch about the nose but my /k/ senses dictate I bitch about the gun/spear abomination

>> No.16489173

>>16489085
http://i.imgur.com/q8fB3C9.jpg

>> No.16489175

>>16489156
>>16489170
i'd be all over that.
hathorite demon vs hathorite shortstack baph

>> No.16489177

>>16489173
kek

>> No.16489178

>>16489170
But a shortstack is a short girl with a big chest.
A short girl who's stacked.

>> No.16489179

>>16489169
>sleeping
Aren't they the ones sending the chaos monsters to the surface, who when they reach said surface turn into the chaos monstergirls?

>> No.16489180

>>16489161
Just keep them away from the wine. Especially the Satyros, those drunk party goats are difficult to manage.

>> No.16489181

>>16489173
WOT DA ZOG

>> No.16489183

>>16489173
why?

>> No.16489185

>>16489173
>I'm Ready!
>Holds up a 'Yes' pillow while lying on the bed.

>> No.16489190

>>16489175
The ultimate battle.

>>16489178
Not anymore.
Not, any, more.

>> No.16489191

>>16489163
He made the distinction between Raz (Orange cat) being Equatorial/Jungle, while Ursi being more Snow Leopard/Polar based. He's not a bad writer by any means, but there's a reason he's on /d/ and not here.

>> No.16489192

>>16489173
God damn it anon.

>> No.16489193

>>16489173
Wyverns are the most annoying dragons.

>> No.16489195

>>16489180
>bunch of hard to manage drunk winegoats who can probably go up near 90 degree inclines
this would be interesting

>> No.16489198

>>16489173
I don't really see the strong correlation.

>>16489193
How?

>> No.16489199

>>16489195
I'd rather bend them over 90 degrees, eh? Eh?

>> No.16489202

>>16489173
Holy fuck, she really looks like rule69 dragon sponge bob

>> No.16489204

>>16489199
But that would mean getting them pregnant, which means even more Wine Goats in the future.

And they start drinking very early, they're like Onis.

>> No.16489205

>>16489199
what if they decide to gang up and bend (You) over 90 degrees?

>> No.16489208

>>16489175
>Purple Demon
>Delicious Brown Baph
>Both with wide hips, thick thighs, fat tits, and plump ass.
Why not both?

>> No.16489209

>>16489204
I accept full, drunken responsibility
I feel like MG kids aren't that hard to take care of given they're like completely mature by age 8-10
>>16489205
Get me drunk enough and hey, who can say?

>> No.16489212

>>16489198
Imagine having her do a stupid laugh or cry everytime she sees you.

>> No.16489213

>>16489208
>Purple Demon
>Wide hips, thick thighs, fat tits, plump ass

You're not allowed to have taste this good
A Baph is fine too

>> No.16489214

>>16489212
Why would she need to do that?

>> No.16489219

>>16489205
They'd probably tie you down, and subject you to lewd, drinking party games.

>> No.16489221

>>16489208
Waking up sandwiched between them would be paradise.

>> No.16489224

>>16489213
I can't imagine Demons having human skin tones so I figured purple would be the equivalent to delicious brown.
And just imagine their smug grins during Paizuri while they try to get you to tell them which one's better.

>> No.16489227

>>16489221
Until you have to decide which one gets up first to make breakfast

>> No.16489228

>>16489219
like forcing me to drink from their navels, cause I can dig that

>> No.16489231

>>16489224
It's the color I imagine mine being, never thought of it like that
Gat damn

>> No.16489235

I want to spook the fainting goats

>> No.16489236

>>16489164
They were at war with a previous DL and sealed at the deepest part of the sea as a consequence of their defeat
They like to become one with their husband
That's the only 2 things that are confirmed but we can also safely assume that:
- Cthulhu is one of them (KC referred to the chaos species as the "Cthulhu girls" in the Wendigo making of)
- They are even more extreme that the radical faction in their corruption (indirectly said in Mindflayer's profile)

It's worth nothing that Atlach-Nacha is a lower god in the Chtulhu mythos

>> No.16489237

>>16489170
>We're going beyond Elin tier.
Or maybe we won't.
Pear shaped is good, /d/shit shaped not so much.

>> No.16489242

>>16489235
thats mean! I hope they gang up on you, kidnap you, and throw you in a sex dungeon

>> No.16489247

>>16489228
Then they play spin the bottle, and whoever the bottle points at, gets 7 minutes in heaven with Anon.

They take him into a cramped closet and do whatever they want with him for 7 whole minutes.

Then they take him out of the closet, looking dazed and covered with lipstick marks all over his body, and they spin the bottle again!

>> No.16489248

>>16489237
Not that far.
But close.

>> No.16489250

>>16489247
and now i want to be the plaything for a bunch of winegoats

>> No.16489253

>>16489247
>They all wear different colored lipstick
>Leave the living room looking like a rainbow
>It's like a heatmap with the majority of colors appearing right over anon's crotch

>> No.16489257

>>16489247
That doesn't sound so bad after all.

>> No.16489262

>>16489247
MGC parties sound rough.

>> No.16489268

>>16489227
Nah, they are breakfast. Thanks, Mamono Mana.

>> No.16489271

>>16489247
I kinda want my waifu and her friends to pressure me into doing this.

>> No.16489274

>>16489257
until they spin the bottle twenty times

>> No.16489284

So, which monster girl would watch the NHL all star game with me?

OTHER than yeti

>> No.16489287

>>16489271
>Hey anon, I never introduced you to my old rugby friends from school
>They're all Oni, Minotaur, Ushi, Dragon and other big girl types
>"We're sleeping over!"

>> No.16489293

>>16489262
>that
>rough
That isn't even foreplay, that's just downtime

>> No.16489296

>>16489287
That sounds amazing.

Although, granted, more than a few of those old rugby friends have probably packed on the pounds.

Which I would be fine with.

>> No.16489298

>>16489284
Hellhound. Tomboys love manly sports.

>> No.16489300

>>16489274
I'm a nice slut for kisses, anon. The more they give, the more of a slut I'll become.

At that point I would probably be addicted.

>> No.16489301

>>16489287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>> No.16489304

>>16489298
>Hellhound
Only at home watching on TV, Hellhounds are banned from hockey games for melting the ice

>> No.16489305

>>16489298
Could be fun.
Also sounds comfy.

>> No.16489306

>>16489287
>anon was found later out into intensive care after 15 broken bones and a pelvis that appears to have been grinded to dust

>> No.16489311

>>16489208
Well I did say earlier I like both.
So yeah I'll take both

Though I think im slowly liking purple demons variant out of the demons.
I can't unsee a shortstack thicc baph that speaks spanish

>> No.16489312

>>16489298
I bet their favourite team would be the Flames

>> No.16489313

>>16489284
>yetis
>watching NHL games
Yetis are literal bench warmers for teams, and penalty box huggers for a few minutes of comfort

>> No.16489315

>>16489293
I dunno it sounds rough.

>> No.16489316

>>16489300
and dead from dehydration

>> No.16489319

>>16489304
I think Ignis, Salamanders and Lava Golems would also be banned.

>> No.16489320

>>16489287
Actually I was thinking more >>16485437
But only if it makes my waifu happy.

>> No.16489323

>>16489304
That's racist.

>> No.16489325

>>16489311
Would said bapho have a pregnancy fetish?

>> No.16489328

>>16489316
No, I'll drink their saliva.

>> No.16489330

>>16489311
>Though I think I'm slowly liking purple demons variant out of the demons

I'm so glad I made that recolor now!

>> No.16489333

>>16489323
They can control their flames at the gate, but they start to get fired up and start yelling during the game, they can't help it if a little fire comes out

>> No.16489334

>>16489328
if they don't milk you faster then your body can take up water
then they are not real MGs

>> No.16489337

>>16489109
Does Ougi take commissions or do you just send him a dA note or tumblr message saying
>hey can you draw this for me

>> No.16489339

>>16489333
Then just buy her a smoothie. It's nice a cold and it should cool her down.

>> No.16489342

>>16489334
Then I would attack their tits or maybe do a 69.

>> No.16489344

>>16489342
>faster then your body can take up water

>> No.16489346

>>16489344
Not water, Anon. Milk and love juices.

>> No.16489351

>>16489346
i've met blue slimes who where smarter then you

>> No.16489355

>>16489351
Wow rude. Just because I can suck their milk out like a vacuum doesn't mean that you can trbullying me.

>> No.16489428

Kejourou.
Plus side: Save on barber visits.
Down side: Not good on roller-coasters.

>> No.16489432

>>16489428
ask her to braid her hair or put it up in buns
Kej can look stunning even when at the first steep drop

>> No.16489441

>>16489428
Yeti
Plus side: save on gas bills
Downside: good luck getting to work in the morning when she wants cuddles

>> No.16489449

>>16489428
I bet Kejs can lengthen and shorten their hair at will with manonobama

>> No.16489456

>>16489428
Dragon
Plus side: can instantly cook food
Downside: most of the time it's burnt

But I guess it's not really a downside once you got the taste for charcoal.

>> No.16489458

>>16489428
Kobold.
Plus side: No need to buy a puppy.
Down side: Not sure if asking her to bring you the newspaper is racist.

>> No.16489459

Whenever you're feeling powerful. >>16489371

>> No.16489467

>>16489459
Motherfucker

>> No.16489469

>>16489428
hellhound
plus side: suprise sex
downside: you might be on the phone with your grandma

>> No.16489475

>>16489469
>Anon are you fucking your wife again?

>> No.16489478

>>16489428
Holstaur
Plus side: Will never break a bone again.
Down side: Can never wear red or go too long without sex unless you want to test if your pelvis can't break.

>> No.16489480

>>16489337
You can try and ask.

>> No.16489495

>>16489475
i told you before grandma, unless i'm on shrooms, she's fucking me

>> No.16489499

>>16488977
>Having fun posting crabshit
You really do belong back in /a/

>> No.16489507

>>16489428
Kitsune:
plus side: Luxurious Fluffy Tails
Downside: Better fasten everything hanging from the wall or sitting on tables height because things are getting knocked over by those tails.

>> No.16489508

>>16489428
Salamander
Plus side: Portable Tail Grilltrademark
Down side:Walking fire and heatstroke hazard

>> No.16489523

So anons....
Knightly Orders comprised of monster girls.

>> No.16489526

>>16489208
Pear-shaped purple loli demon.

>> No.16489529

>>16489428
Ant Acrachne

Pro:Perfect cuddlebug for lazy days.

Con: Would probably need prodding into doing chores.

>> No.16489530

>>16489523
order of the headless

>> No.16489534

>>16489530
A Dullahan Order?

Could be good.

Does their leader have flaming hair/eyes?

>> No.16489537

>>16489523
The Greater Order of Iron Scales.

>> No.16489538

>>16489428
Dorome
Plus side: Free mud baths all year long
Down side: Need plastic covers on all the furniture

>> No.16489540

>>16489534
leaders are two heads who have to share a body

>> No.16489542

>>16489537
That sounds like a Lizadman order.

>> No.16489548

>>16489542
Yeah, pretty much what it is, maybe some other reptile MGs thrown in for shits and giggles.

>> No.16489557

>>16489548
What do they do? Go around tipping?

>> No.16489558

>>16489548
Now the real question is figuring out if they're light cav or heavy cav in armor.

>> No.16489563

>>16489540
Which one gives the orders though?
It'd be like being lead by a crazy person.

>> No.16489566

>>16489557
By tipping, do you mean cows?
>>16489558
Heavy cavalry that would make russian dragoons blush.

>> No.16489570

>>16489563
both
two heads are better then one after all

>> No.16489571

>>16489566
I mean their little bonnets.

>> No.16489573

>>16489566
So big, buff, scarred lizardmen veterans?

Maybe include some eye patches?

I bet they'd be quite the sight to see in camp.

>>16489570
Up until they disagree.

>> No.16489575

>>16489573
Would you join up with a merc band of hardened monstergirls?

>> No.16489581

>>16489325
I would hope so.
Cause I do.

>> No.16489582

>>16489571
Yes
>>16489573
Yep, eye patches, Halberds, Zweihanders, the works.

>> No.16489590

>>16489582
I bet if you show them half-swording they instantly get wet.

>> No.16489594

>>16489575
Probably.
I'd end up being a medic though.
That or I end up as necromantic support.

Paladin or Necromancer, these are the two classes I always end up in playing RPGs.


>>16489581
My brother.

>>16489582
Sounds impressive.
I'd gladly serve alongside them.

>> No.16489598

>>16489590
>Half-swording
Show 'em murder-strokes, see how much they freak out.

>> No.16489605

>>16489575
Yeah, except it would be the inverse of women from Germanic tribes showing their warrior their boobs and me, well, wiping it out.

Y'know, for moral support.

>> No.16489606

>>16489598
>>16489590
>Half-swording and murder-strokes
BROTHERS.

>> No.16489607

>>16489523
I want a Slime Carrier Paladin, who through force of will has tamed her parasite, and now uses it as a lewd exo suit for fighting monstergirls.

>> No.16489608

>>16489590
>>16489598
>You notice they start getting more and more discreetly possessive around you, bumping into each other and subsequently staring each other down if they sit next to you while you're all taking rations

>> No.16489615

>>16489607
That would be interesting.
Just watch out when she starts speaking in "we's"

>> No.16489618

>>16489606
Just wait until I show them about the stupidity that is un-screwing your swords pommel and "ending your foe rightly".
>>16489608
This is the dream, Anon.

>> No.16489621

>>16489467
Say thanks to cancerous cowshit fags and their imagedump

>> No.16489626

>>16489608
Seeing them get a bit rough after you show true skill is quite nice.

>> No.16489629

>>16489608
>getting all rowdy with drinks around the fire
>they discreetly ask what kinda girls you liked back home
>for some reason they all seem unusually rapt and attentive, moreso than you'd think given how drunk they just seemed
>the next day they've all strangely dyed their hair blonde/black/what have you

>> No.16489634

>>16489618
>Ending them rightly
Now I can imagine a pissed off Cyclops or Lizardman recovering from that and preparing the rape.

>> No.16489639

>>16489634
This is why you don't un-screw your pommel in the middle of a fight.

>> No.16489647

>>16489629
But I have no real hair preference, as long as its there.

I just like big girls, muscles, big breasts, and fat asses.

Warscars are sexy too.

>> No.16489650

>>16489594
BROTHER
I love playing neutral paladins.

>> No.16489651

>>16489647
I see you are also a man of culture.

>> No.16489654

>Get a job as a teacher in MGC
>Get fired on your first day because you walked into class and asked who wanted a mustache ride

>> No.16489657

>>16489639
>Fighting an MGE Cyclops
>Decide to end her rightly
>It makes a dull clonk as it smacks into her horn
>Her big monoeye tears up as if you've personally insulted her
>Palms your face, dragging you back into your tent
>All the other mercs hear is her shouting how much she hates you, along with you crying for help
>It takes you three weeks to recover from that snu-snu, and she forges you a new sword without the screwed on pommel

>> No.16489660

>>16489647
Then you'd notice them eating double portions, lifting their weapons in between bouts and intentionally letting themselves get small cuts in battle

>> No.16489662

>>16489650
Its pretty fun.
Currently doing an LG Dwarf Paladin that is basically everyone's favorite racist uncle.

>>16489651
I like what I like

>> No.16489672

>>16489660
That would be nice, although I would have to talk to them about those cuts.
They're not cute if they're dead and I'd rather they came back with no scars than coming back dead.

>> No.16489675

>>16489657
At least she made a new sword.

>> No.16489683

>>16489672
>They're not cute if they're dead
>Broken hearted musclezombie warrior crying in the distance

You're a real jerk, anon!

>> No.16489688

>>16489662
Well, big muscle girls are the best.

>> No.16489695

>>16489683
That's not what I mean Anon.
Musclezombie warrior is cute too but SHE is cute because she died for legitimate reasons, not because she wanted vanity scars.

>>16489688
They are pretty good.

>> No.16489698

>>16489629
What would happen if you tell them your preference, or lack there of, but also happen to mention you've never actually got the chance to have sex before joining the company.
>>16489647
>>16489651
>>16489688
You guys are my niggas.

>> No.16489712

>>16489654
>Get a job as a teacher in MGC
There's no way this could possibly go wrong.

>> No.16489713

>>16489675
She's still a blueberry fuckmuffin.

>> No.16489715

>>16489698
>Nervous glances all around as the mood tenses
>Suddenly everyone laughs and gets all chummy again, drinks back to being poured and some light disingenuous ribbing that the 'big studly fighter' was still a virgin
>as the night goes on you notice they sure seem to be participating in a lot of competitive friendly activities
>arm wrestling, actual wrestling, fake fights, drinking contests
>"Sure is nice to have such a rambunctious company!" you think as an Oni and a Minotaur are deadlocked and straining like crazy in a sumo match behind you
>As you head into your tent to pass out for the night you swear you hear it get even rowdier and loud outside

>> No.16489716

>>16487297
>cum on it
There, now she'll be asking for seconds.

Way to overcomplicate things you people.

>> No.16489717

>>16489698
Well, Big Muscle MGs are the best, Mind you, any girl above 6'2 is already big to me
Also, if you told them that, they might try getting into you pants, by force or otherwise.

>> No.16489724

>>16489716
But that ruins her for life!

>> No.16489729

>>16489713
I mean, well, uh..

>> No.16489741

>>16489717
>spoiler
Same here, which is both a blessing and a curse.

>> No.16489744

>>16489741
>>16489717
The grass is always greener, friends. A girl would have to be 7ft to be half a foot taller than me.
And I'm a huge fan of big, beefy musclegirls myself.

>> No.16489748

>>16489741
I mean, it means that a 7ft tall MG is fucking huge, but it also means that literally everything is bigger than me.
>>16489744
Being tall has it's share of issues too.

>> No.16489753

>>16489724
>ruins her
How? She'll eat the veggies and grow big and strong!

>> No.16489757

>>16489753
She'll eat your cum and become addicted!

>> No.16489759

>>16489753
There are better ways of having a daughteru eat healthy than just tainting her with your seed.

>> No.16489766

>>16489744
Dream on brother, I'm sure there's monster girls out there bigger than you. I mean they're monsters after all.
>>16489748
7ft would be a little bit over a foot taller than me and a little bit taller than that would mean my face rests directly at tit level.

>> No.16489775

>>16489766
One can only hope. 9ft seems about perfect for me.

>> No.16489778

>>16489766
7ft for me means that she's taller by about a foot and a half, I could literally sit in her lap and her boobs would be on my head.

>> No.16489789

>>16489757
She'll never complain about eating healty again, that's great!

>>16489759
Just tell her its french sauce or something, she will want it on everything but she'll never know and everyone's happy!

>> No.16489796

>>16489789
Oh god, why? You need to stop.

>> No.16489797

>>16489766
She'd need to be 7.5 for that to work with me.


Japan has it easy for getting tall girls

>> No.16489801

>>16489789
People like you should never be allowed to breed. Or be around children for that matter.

>> No.16489811

>>16489789

>>16489801
He's worse than KDF and that's saying something.

>> No.16489812

>>16489712
As long as you don't let it out that you're single you should be fine.
Until the Demon principal looks up your background info and tries to make you sign a contract every other day.

>> No.16489824

>>16489796
>>16489801
>>16489811
>he doesn't give brotein to his daughterus
Your daughterus will grow weak and limp-wristed while my daughteru will bully them in school.

>> No.16489827

>>16489824
Oh my daughteru gets protein anon, but she gets it from meat like a normal girl.
Your daughteru will be weak and gangly alp compared to mine.

>> No.16489832

>>16489824
Motherfucker, my Salamanders are just fine how they are.

>> No.16489842

>>16489824
Say that to my Hellhound waifus face and not online fucker.

>> No.16489872

>>16489827
>>16489832
>>16489842
Semen is the strongest food for monsters though. If you wanted your daughterus to be as strong as that daughteru dicker's, you'd need to dick them or find someone else to do it.

>> No.16489893

>>16489872
The fact that there's no other way to give them SE is really grinding my gears right about now.

>> No.16489898

>>16489893
Maybe the mother's milk contains SE with DE. At least I headcanon that.

>> No.16489912

>>16489898
That may result in kids with oral fixations, but it's a better alternative to giving them the dick.

>> No.16489917

>>16489893
There's no need to dick the daughteru, but the reality is once they hit age 10 they're fully matured sexually. It makes things awkward in a modern setting but given the context of the base setting its actually something that kinda makes sense, given that previously monsters required human meat and blood to eat they would have had to become killers and predators at an early age. So when 'meat and blood' was replaced with 'semen and SE', the ages didn't change with it.
I just imagine they develop a lot more rapidly, both physically and mentally, and it doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.16489919

>>16489893
Are you that autist from earlier that shit up the thread?

>> No.16489922

>>16489898
The DE makes is so they don't get addicted.

>> No.16489929

>>16489919
Maybe?, which one, there's quite a few.

>> No.16489935

>>16489929
There is just one and if it is such a big deal for you you should fuck off /jp/ and get a lobotomy.

>> No.16489949

>>16489935
No, I mean what shit earlier in the thread?
I'm not that one guy who put up the huge post.

>> No.16489954

>>16489917
>once they hit age 10 they're fully matured sexually
And that's just the upper limit of how long it'll take.
>I just imagine they develop a lot more rapidly, both physically and mentally, and it doesn't seem so bad.
They're still going to be lolis, anon.

>> No.16489984

>>16489954
Eh, not necessarily, though you're probably right.
The way I see it, say if you took one of the more humanoid races like Succubus or Demon, when they hit age 10 they'd look like they were 16 as humans and would have a similar mindset. That's how I view it, though I get that KC is really into loli and its probably more that they still look and act like they're 10 just with an obsession for dick.

>> No.16489985

>>16489954
It must be a strange thing to be a father to MGs.

>> No.16489986

>>16488499
Listen, I can explain why I didn't today.

...I really wanted that fucking STV Heirloom ring.

>> No.16490003

>>16489984
They'd still look their age and you know it.

>> No.16490019

Truly, anonymity is our greatest ally.

>> No.16490022

>>16490003
Then so be it. I'm not so cruel as to deny them their nature, and it would be rude of me to do so.

>> No.16490025

>>16490019
It's nice.

>> No.16490030

>>16489985
Eh, you know the average age of first sex IRL is 12~? So not any weirder than in our world

>> No.16490042

>>16490030
Didn't actually know that. Anyways, I probably wouldn't deny my own daughterus their own nature, at least if it's a childhood friend or something along those lines.

>> No.16490076

>>16490019
It feels weird to use a name when I update something

>> No.16490097

>>16490030
>Average age of sex IRL is 12
No the fuck it isn't? That's the average age of puberty. The entire world is not Africa.

>> No.16490116

>>16490030
You don't get to count child rape, ahmed. Majority of people fuck around 16

>> No.16490123

>>16490042
>at least if it's a childhood friend or something along those lines
But anon, age gap relationships are the best.

>>16490030
>>16490097
>>16490116
Lets not debate 3D and their degeneracy here.

>> No.16490128

>>16490123
There wouldn't be a reason to debate 3D if the disgusting subhuman didn't think twelve year old girls irl are trying to have sex in the hormone storm that is puberty.

>> No.16490158

>>16490123
To be honest, age gap relationships aren't really my cup of tea.

>> No.16490172

>>16490158
The only time I like age gap relationships is when it's an older woman and a younger guy. Especially in the case of mofu like foxes.

>> No.16490178

>>16490172
That's fine by me, sometimes it gets ridiculous.

>> No.16490243

>>16490172
Loli and young man is better. Olden woman younger man is fine but not as good.

>> No.16490274

>>16490243
>Loli and young man
Stop making me want to actually follow through on a greenhorn witch hunter finding a Sabbath cabal.

>> No.16490294

>>16490243
Muh nigga
Though I'm okay with both as long as it's not onee/onii or other incest/pseudo-incest shit

>> No.16490297

>>16490274
I have so many ideas for short stories and random scenes, but I'll never get anything done.

>> No.16490309

>>16490297
It's all a matter of drive and what you want to do, Anon. I mean, shit. If a self-depricating piece of shit like me can pound out a halfway passable story of a guy and what may have been a hallucination purely based on how strongly I felt about trying absinthe for the first time I'm sure you can do whatever you put your mind to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

>> No.16490333

>>16490294
I don't really like incest either. A happy romance, with a young monstergirl eagerly recieving teaching and both bringing light into eachother's lives is what it should be.

>> No.16490430

>>16490333
Incest is the best. It's basically Vanilla+

>> No.16490471

>>16490430
But loli is already vanilla+, incest just makes it wierd.

>> No.16490495

>>16490471
Nah, loli is just regular vanilla. In incest you get to combine romantic love with familial love, and in the case of siblings you can also get friendship love.

>> No.16490555

>>16490495
What about widowed grandmother incest?

>> No.16490566

>>16490555
I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. As you may be able to tell, I really just like sibling incest. The rest don't really appeal to me.

>> No.16490573

>>16490555
>Grandmother incest
Hi bollocks

>> No.16490589

>>16490573
I smell mice in this thread

>> No.16490591

>>16490589
Why would you smell mice? Are you mousesniffer?

>> No.16490594

>>16490591
Only Nyanon sniffed meeces

>> No.16490599

>>16490594
I'm pretty sure that was a different anon. His stories never really focused on scent in any lewd places, did they?

>> No.16490616

>>16490594
Nyanon will return some day as the Pied Piper, bringing Mice Girls to us all.

>> No.16490625

>>16490599
There's like two or three faggots I know of to include ovaries who obsess over smells like weirdos.

>> No.16490626

>>16483882
Well if you meet a Dorome that can be arranged.

>> No.16490643

>>16490616
And we'll complain about it because there are too many mouse girls?

>> No.16490692

>>16489898
>monster girls are breastfed until the day they find a husband

>> No.16490716

>>16489893
I'm sure there are plenty of ways to feed your kids without dropping your pants and replacing their pacifier with your cock. Perhaps there's a magical means of manufacture that makes glass that's highly susceptible to absorbing SE, and when you fill a glass with your waifu's breast milk to feed your kid, the milk infuses with your own SE and just filters out the fact that it's YOUR SE, and it just becomes a buncha of nutrients

>> No.16491178

>>16487374
Dude what type of third rate chef are you if you can't even make steamed broccoli right?

>> No.16491197

>>16488136
>Halp this angel keeps eating my sandwiches when I'm not looking what do

>> No.16491217

>>16489085
I've never been into school girl outfits, but that wyvern really is making me see the appea-
>>16489173
I hate you so much.

>> No.16491270

>>16490019
Nothing like being able to disconnect yourself from a post you regret by just letting that anonymous post sink into obscurity. It's also good for trying to change posting styles or try out a new skin of sorts without the chance of employers

>> No.16491275

>>16480848
>that
>ophanim
Where's the wheel of eyes?

>> No.16491276

>>16489428
Oomukade.
Plus side: stronger immune system from repeated venom injections
Down side: Can't fit anywhere.

>> No.16491299

>>16488802
>Lucifer himself is a fallen Cherub
Lucifer was specifically the Highest of Angels so he's a Seraphim.

>> No.16491336

>>16483579
>lich archmage
>expecting weakness
???

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