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Oh shit! A Shiny Gazer! Go Pokeball!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16459215
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16459215

Big sweaty yetis

>> No.16459216

Lets promise to not argue about dumb bullshit today, /mgt/-chan!

>> No.16459218

>>16459215
Big sweaty yetis with big soft titties?

>> No.16459222

>>>16459201
This is phenomenal.

>> No.16459226

>>16459218
The softest snuggle lumps in MGC

>> No.16459227

>>16459215
Big sweaty anything, Anon.

>> No.16459228
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>>16459222
Arigato gozaimasu.

>> No.16459230

>>16459226
Theres probably some tubby holsts that would disagree

>> No.16459231

>>16459210
>>16457607
http://i.imgur.com/3ZoghWe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xnmW35h.png
I was only able to find two out of the seven you were looking for, sorry.

>> No.16459233

>>16459228
Shut up, weeb.

>> No.16459234
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16459234

/r/ing sauce on the circled pics

>> No.16459235

>>16459228
Your welcome, Dire Yetis are worth staying up late for.

>> No.16459238
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16459238

That Manatank discussion from the previous thread yielded fine things.

>> No.16459241

>>16459215
that yeti comment train was good stuff.

>> No.16459242

>>16459227
This is the only downside of the undead. They don't sweat. Imagine holding a wight after her routine training in full plate armor hauling packs about, running jumping and climbing followed by light sessions of sparring and sword play before going to the shooting range and doing target practice with her spells which are more comparable to artillery. Imagine taking her in after her exercise and licking the cool sweat off her icy body.

But, the dead don't sweat, unfotunatelly.
captcha: 17500 licher
Wise captcha. Maybe a lich coud do something about it.

>> No.16459245

>>16459233
Swerve nigga

>>16459235
Amen to that. MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for!

>>16459238
Ayy another fun one. I really liked the Fujiko and Ruri neet swamp-shutins too.

>> No.16459248

>>16459242
Well, I'm sure there's a potion for that.

It seems like there is one for just about every problem under the sun.

>> No.16459249
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16459249

pastebin.com/E0Vc3Y2X

Second part of my Anubis/slave healing story is finished. A bit longer than the intro with a lot more dialogue/plot building. I'm hoping I can finish this thing before the end of February at worst there will probably ~3 more parts after this one. Feedback/criticism highly encouraged, I really want to improve as a writer.

>> No.16459255

>>16459249
Another reason for staying up late! Reading now.

Also, whatever happened to that guy writing the Bully transforming into Holstaur story?

>> No.16459256

>>16459245
>MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for!
That they are
>neet swamp-shutins
Last thread was a weird one.

>> No.16459258

>>16459245
>Amen to that. MONSTERGIRLS are worth staying up for!
But anon is it okay to commit suicide still?

They're not coming, we're in escapism trying to ward off the deep dark thoughts from taking over.

And its not working anymore anon.

>> No.16459259
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>>16459215
10 foot dire yetis with a t-shirt built for 2

>> No.16459264

>>16459259
>>16459259
Plot twist, its hers from before she lost the weight.

>> No.16459265

>>16459249
Just as I turned off the lights. Glad to see you're continuing this, keep up the cute work.

>> No.16459270 [DELETED] 

>>16459258
Nope. Your waifu gets crazy sad if yo>>16459264
u kill yourself, even if it's for her.

>> No.16459272

>>16459258
If you need help, get help anon. There are people out there who care. We care. Don't give up if there's still even a chance you can make things better. But there are better places to get that help than here.

>> No.16459273
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>>16459258
>Spoiler
I'm not qualified for this and need sleep.
Have some robo-ass.

>> No.16459274

>>16459270
That's a pretty funny missclick.

>> No.16459279

>>16459273
Could be bigger.
I'll buy her an upgrade.

>> No.16459283

>>16459274
It was the supid fucking phone. God I hate it so much, I can hear the cheshires laughing from here.

Fuck this, goodnight fellow monster lovers.

>> No.16459285 [SPOILER] 
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>>16459272
Anon its tiring living, i have attempted to get help. Nothing works, not anymore.

But hey at least dragons are still cute.

>> No.16459289

>>16459279
Got talk to a Gremlin then, I need sleep.

>> No.16459291

>>16459283
lewd dreams!

>> No.16459296

>>16459283
The cheshires are secretly programmers?

>>16459289
I will.
She's gonna give this goblin the biggest booty she can make.

It'll be great.

>> No.16459297

>>16459249
Good thing you posted this in the new thread. I'll take a look at it tomorrow and let you know what I think.

>> No.16459299

Post your favorite 5 monster girls!

>> No.16459304

>>16459272
>we
Fuck off.

>> No.16459307

>>16459264
>10 foot dire yeti
>never really cared much for fitness, a bit flabby. Okay, a lot flabby.
>Loves her husband, he's literally the most huggable thing ever.
>Oh goodness, if there were an object designed for hugs, it would be him. He's so cuddly and cute and perfect and you love him and aaah
>But, you want to get better for him!
>Your hugs are okay, but you know they could be better
>so you start hanging out with some of the other dire girls (so scary!) and get stronger
>alot stronger
>Like, you ripped off the door the other day stronger
>Something about dire genes make you gain muscle super fast
>thankfully, this also means you've kept your layer of soft fluffiness from before
>Plus side, you're pretty sure your hugs are actually melting your husband now, like literally
>Down side, you're pretty sure you're going to have to move into a bigger bed/room/house soon
>Still, husband loves it so much
>Says he wants to give you a special massage after your workout today
>Wonder what he means...
>>16459222

>> No.16459308

>>16459273
I want that ass on my face.

>> No.16459310

>>16459307
10 feet is too big.

>> No.16459311

>>16459242
Smell/sweat fetishism is fucking disgusting, good job giving me even more reasons for why undead are the best.

>> No.16459316

>>16459310
Then replace it with 7 or something

>> No.16459319

>>16459310
>10 feet is too big
faggot, how you supposed to crawl in that shirt with her

>> No.16459322

>>16459307
The best.
This fills my fetish for fat girls getting fit.

It's fantastic.

Then again, I wouldn't mind much if she'd kept the weight anyway.

Strongfat is fine too.


>>16459310
I respect your opinion but it is wrong.

>> No.16459324

>>16459311
I don't really get off on the smell aspect. Hell you could just take an athletic girl and spray her with a spray bottle and I'd still get hard at all the tiny beads of water

>> No.16459328

>>16459297
Yup, realized it would be pretty idiotic to post it in a dying thread, so I just sat on it for a few hours. Looking forward to seeing what you think!

>> No.16459338

>>16459322
Thanks, and impeccable taste on all fronts. Truly, thou art my nigga.

>> No.16459348

>>16459338
You as well comrade.

>> No.16459357
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>>16459010
KC compared them to feeling like a mud bath so I would say they are comfortable temperature.

>> No.16459392

>>16459357
I know it sounds bad, but I really like the implication both from her background and her goofy smile that she's a big ol' dumb dumb. I would have infinite patience cuddling with her and answering the same questions about 'whats that anon?' over and over again and would find it endearing when she tries her best to remember stuff like names or stuff I've told her. For some reason I don't get the same sentiment with the other slimes who are also low intelligence, but dummy-dorome-chan is just wonderful to me.

>> No.16459407

>>16459392
>She confesses she doesn't remember or understand half the shit you tell her, she just likes to hear you explain things.

>> No.16459416
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>>16455090
>>16455094
>>16455105
>>16455126
>>16455235
>>16455194

>> No.16459419

>>16459407
aaahh exactly, my fucking heart
That's what I want. I wanna explain the deepest philosophical ramblings I have bouncing around my head, my perspectives on the world and the relationships between man and monster, and all sorts of useless bullshit, and to look down at her goofy smile that says nothing but 'I have no clue what you're talking about but I sure love you'

my fucking heart

>> No.16459433

>>16459416
https://youtu.be/F9vA7L8H4nc

>> No.16459434

>>16459416
Beautiful. Would be a loyal bodyguard for one of her kids.

>> No.16459436

>>16459416
That's a lady I'd pledge loyalty to.

>> No.16459440

>>16459416
And here I was just watching Yakuza 0 stuff, good work Latenight.

>> No.16459443
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Anon, it's time for your prostate exam!

>> No.16459448

>>16459443
>bandhastwodrummers.jpg

>> No.16459454

>>16459433
Wrong crime organization anon. That's more fitting for the Undead Mafia.
This would be more fitting for the Mofu Yakuza.
https://youtu.be/AK51LblcEOw

>> No.16459457

>>16459454
Ah, my mistake boss!

>> No.16459479

>>16459440
What a coincidence, I'm listening to Bubble right now.

>> No.16459492

Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that tiny yetis can cuddle just as well as their larger cousins.

>> No.16459508

>>16459419
>Spend hours talking about metaphysical topics without realizing
>Look at dorome
>":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

>> No.16459511

>>16459234
Hey you, on discord?

>> No.16459515

>>16459407
>>16459419
>'Ah-non, your heart my favorite!'
>Huh? What was that Dorome-chan?
>'Y... You are best heart Dorome-chan!'
>What... you like my... heart? What do you...
>'Ah-non and Dorome-chan! Best heart together! Please? Dorome-chan listen to Ah-non for longest now, please?'
>...Are you... are you saying you want to marry me Dorome-chan?
>She just gives the biggest, widest smile ever, with little muddy tears falling down the side of her face

>> No.16459518

>>16459299
Gazer
Moth girl but not KC's (you know the one)
Will-o-the-Wisp
Nurenago
Thunderbird

>> No.16459519

>>16459479
You are a man of taste I see.

>> No.16459528

>>16459511
Never used it

>> No.16459531
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>>16459508
>>16459515
I'm gonna fuckin die my heart can't take this much cuteness and best FUCK

>> No.16459538

>>16459249
Neato. Looking pretty good so far. Brain isn't running on all cylinders tonight, though, so I can't give much in terms of feedback. Can't wait for more, though.

>> No.16459543

>>16459299
>Dire Mino
>Dire Holst
>Dire Ushi
>Dire Oni
>Dire Yeti

>> No.16459547

>>16459528
Thought of trying?

>> No.16459549

>>16459519
Shame it got cut from the Western release, but what can you do.

>> No.16459570

>>16459299
Manticore
Hellhound
Cheshire
Anubis
Ghoul

>> No.16459574
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>>16459547
Ambivalent, why? Hook me.
>>16459518
>Will-o-the-Wisp
I take that back; I forgot Chunni Phantom girl had taken her place in my heart

>> No.16459576

>>16459543
>'Where we're going we don't need pelvises' the harem

>> No.16459581

>>16459443
>this will never happen

>> No.16459590

>>16459299
My wife
My wife
My wife
My wife
Our daughters

>> No.16459599

>>16459576
in the event the cows are treated as one species the open slot will be filled by dire satyros/weresheep which ill count as to related species

>> No.16459604

>>16459574
I'd like to discuss some things.

>> No.16459609
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Ya-know its pretty interesting sometimes to note how many doujin girls are basically monster girls mentally. This one would make a fine dark mage.

Title is "Advice for the Whipped."

>> No.16459614

>>16459416
A man once made the mistake of touching her tails without her permission. He was instantly sucked in. They say when the place gets quiet at night, you can still hear screaming and moaning.

>> No.16459619
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>>16459299
Automatons
Undead
Foxes
Familiars
Shoggoths

>> No.16459622

>>16459609
Fuckin' tall brown semen demons man.

>> No.16459637
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>>16459609
Shoggoth.

This SERIES of doujins is fucking diamonds if you like Yandere but also like happy vanilla.

>> No.16459638

>>16459255
>>16459265
>>16459538
Thanks guys, it means a lot to see a positive reaction to my writing, it keeps me motivated.

>> No.16459642

>>16459299
Lich
Automaton
Mantis
Ice Queen
Dhampir

>> No.16459646

>>16459299
Kitsune
Wight
Angel/Valkyrie
Dragon
Dullahan

>> No.16459657

>>16459299
Demon
Cursed Sword
Holstaur
Kejourou
Dorome

I bumped out the JubJub on further consideration and all this Dorome talk is just soaring her up the ranks

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>>16459416
>>16459454
I feel like I've been 'invited' to meet the boss in a private booth at some high-class restaurant.
>Come inside
>You are greeted by an Anubis with an eye-patch
>'My Mistress would like to speak with you.'
>You move to back away a bit, but she flashes her sword
>'I am afraid she insisted.'
>Step into the back
>It's dimly lit, just a few booths at the back >There's two people seated at one
>You instantly recognize one as that fox from the club last night
>The older one you don't recognize, but you can guess who it is
>Oh gods, they're going to kill you
>You want to run, but that Anubis blocks the door
>'That's quite enough, Ana. You may wait outside.'
>'Bu- Yes, my Mistress...'
>She bows before turning out
>You make your way over & take a seat opposite the foxes
>The Nine Tails were the most feared gang in the city, and here you were with their boss
>She was in an elegant robe, hair back in a graceful bun
>Age had certainly been kind to her, she was still quite beautiful
>And yet, there was an oppressive atmosphere in the room that made it feel like you were suffocating
>'Is he the one, dear?'
>'Yeah, that's the guy who picked me up at the club. Kinda plain-looking, but he was a pretty fun fuck.'
>She turns to you. Her eyes are closed, but it feels as if she's staring through you
>'So, young man, it would seem my daughter has taken an interest in you.'
>Daughter? You banged the daughter of the Nine Tails' leader? Your life was over...
>'So, darling, it seems we have a matter to discuss. I am not one to deny my daughters anything, but it would seem you have a problem.'
>'Uhh, problem, ma'am?'
>Her smile disappears and her eyes open. Not a lot, just enough to see her crimson irises
>'Don't play me for a fool, boy, or you will die in that seat. My daughter saw the mark on your back.'
>'Yeah. Cabal brand, right?'
>'I can hardly have the Empress' property defiling my daughter now, can I?'
>You swallow hard
>'So the way I see it, you have two options now.'
>'The first, You walk out of here, and I declare that the Cabal has disgraced my family, while making sure everyone knows who's responsible. It would be open war in the streets. And assuming Ana doesn't cut you down on the way out, one the Empress' women will come for your head.'
>'A-And the other option?'
>She smiles again. 'You become my daughter's servant. We erase your old life, you pledge yourself to our family. It will look like an accident. You will wait on her hand and foot, doing anything she commands of you. If she tells you to die for her, you do it.'
>From being one gang's property to another. Great
>'I guess I don't have many options, do I... Misstress.'
>She smiles at you gain, extending her hand out to you
>You take it, gently kissing the ornate ring that adorns it
>Her daughter chuckles. 'Welcome to the Nine Tails, stud. Hehehehe.~'

>> No.16459661

>>16459299
Anubis
Hellhound
Demon
Lilim
Manticore

>> No.16459670

>>16459574
Think you could set one up?

>> No.16459675
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>>16459416
>>16459434
>be the bodyguard of the Okaa-san's oldest daughter
>you're at a meeting with the two of them, sitting next to your boss, when she looks over at you with a devious smile
>"So, Anon, you've been protecting my daughter for a couple months now. You two must have become quite close. You do anything lewd yet?"
>you're about to tell her that time you turned your boss into a wet mess just from brushing her tails when you feel a sharp pinch on the small of your back and she is looking at you like pic related
>you deny having done anything, but nothing escapes the experienced eyes of the Okaa-san

>> No.16459681

>>16459659
While that sounds nice, I would have picked the first option myself.

>> No.16459682

>>16459531
>can't take this much cuteness and best FUCK
Anon, no! How will your absolute mudman listen to you explain things if your brain becomes as muddy as hers?

>> No.16459689

>>16459299
-Kiki
-Shogg
-Holstaur
-Cyclops
-Living Doll

>> No.16459692

>>16459604
>>16459670
Maybe. Not tonight though. What would this entail?

>> No.16459694

>>16459659
Ayy, this is a continuation from last thread! Liking the narrative. Kinda wanna see how the cabal reacts.

>> No.16459701

>>16459681
You would condemn the city to burn in a gang war while both sides are personally trying to murder you? You sure you could live with all that blood on your hands? Assuming that you manage to live, even.

>> No.16459702

>>16459231
Oh dang my eyes drifted over this because no (You) thanks

>> No.16459709

>>16459659
>an Anubis with an eye-patch
But that's actually a black furred fox.

>> No.16459722

>>16459682
Shit, you're right...

I need a topic to ramble about to impress her, but that fuckin' smile... must... protect... that... smile...

>> No.16459723

>>16459694
You know, I think the Mofu Yakuza and the Tiger Mafiya are the only groups we've even elaborated on at all.
The Demon Cabal, Undead Mafia, Knights Paladin, and Mist Triad don't really have much establishment.
I'd also like to suggest the Orc Mob and the Insect Cartels as other criminal organizations. Gotta represent American crime groups in this after all.

>> No.16459730

>>16459692
Clarification on a few things, /a/ is pretty garbage.

>> No.16459731

>>16459709
I realized that after I posted it. I feel dumb for not seeing the tails.

>> No.16459732

>>16459723
And the Tanuki Zionists are behind it all

>> No.16459737

>>16459701
Well I'm obviously not sure, you never can be completely positive with a complex thing like life. But I sure as hell would try and hopefully I would be able to fix everything once it's all over.

>> No.16459738

>>16459732
Let's leave that out of this huh? Not really fun to put a conspiracy into the whole thing.
Other than the Knights Paladin, but that's just for chuckling at their general ineffectiveness in the modern world.

>> No.16459768

>>16459738
And then's there's the jester and her gang of wonderland miscreants.

>> No.16459779

>>16459723
Wolfu and P'Orc biker gangs, running boys and aphrodisiacs and selling them to the underground

>> No.16459787
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>>16459723
The Cabal is a syndicate of succubus-family criminals, with the majority of their revenue coming from 'services' through contract killers and brothels. They get away with this obviously illegal and often times high-profile activity by employing Demons as lawyers who cover for them and manipulate legal proceedings out of a massive law firm based out of downtown.
Headed by 'the Empress', who acts above-ground as the head of the 'Iscariot and Cassius, LLC' and as the head of the Cabal in the underground. They're identified by their Cabal tattoos, which depict a Demon summoning circle usually placed on one's back. Moving up the ranks adds another circle to the tattoo, up to 9 for the 'Empress' herself.

>> No.16459801

>>16459787
look at that smug little shota prick

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>>16459416
>Beg Mofu Yakuza for protection from a bunch of Oni Thugs that trash your bar.
>They come through. and the Onis still come, but they're sure to be a lot less rowdy and not break any tables and chairs.
>Now you have to pay for the favor though.
>They could call on you at any time, for you to repay them, failing to do so can mean far worse than Oni Drunkards tearing up your bar.
>One fateful day you get a letter with the sigil of a multi-tailed fox.
>It asks you to babysit the youngest daughter of some high-ranking Mofu Yakuza.
>No offering yourself to a lusty fox, no re-payments in massive amounts of fried tofu, no hit you have carry out.
>Just babysitting one little fox, for one night.
>How bad could it be?

>> No.16459816

>>16459768
>>16459779
Those are small time. I'm talking crime organizations that run crime across the nation.
>The Demon Cabal and their Demonic Energy trade.
>The Undead Mafia and their rampant political interference and husband trafficking.
>The Mist Triad secretly ruling their local government.
>The Mofu Yakuza running extortion rackets that push human business owners into prostitution and the AV Industry.
>The Tiger Mafiya running illegal distilleries and semen harvesting plants while sending agents to secure footholds in other countries under the guise of mail order brides.
>The constant territory wars between Insect Cartel hives driving a secret war economy.
>The Orc Mafia and their "Legitimate Businesses" and "Gambling Halls" as fronts for shota trafficking while their Goblin and Hobgoblin underlings threaten to rough up any businesses that don't swear loyalty to the local Don.
A few gangs are small potatoes.

>> No.16459817

>>16459808
Loli foxes aren't lewd at all.

>> No.16459835

>>16459808
What if that girl start feeling platonic affection for me though?
What if she starts to confide things to me?
>"Nii-san, there's this boy at the school my mom sends me to that I like. But everyone's scared of me because of who my parents are."
How do I give relationship advice to a little yakuza fox?

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16459837

>>16457892
Will I ever be able to find the source on this magnificent piece of art?
The world might never know.

>> No.16459839

>>16459454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>16459816
I like the idea of rough and tumble Wolfu bikers smuggling stuff for other crime families and brewing their own aphrodisiacs for sale, in between wild parties where they run trains on (un?)lucky guys and take their own products to make the fun last all night

>> No.16459842

>>16459816
And two dragon twin sisters that occasionally go around beating the shit out of all of em
https://youtu.be/272vLtfoIek

>> No.16459845

>>16459808
>How bad could it be?
You're putting yourself a hair's breadth from being roped into the organization, that's how bad it could be.
If you do well or the girl takes a liking to you, you're pretty much on call for them now.
If you do poorly, well, I don't think you want to do poorly. Might end in a nasty fashion.

In short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjK8cptFNMo

>> No.16459851

>>16459837
I'll do you a favor.
Nah, you don't gotta pay me nuthin.
But hey, sometimes when you give favors, your friends do you favors in return, right?
We're friends, aren't we anon?
http://imgur.com/a/CmkiF

>> No.16459861

>>16459835
Gee I'm not sure, but headpats can cure anything though.

Don't be surprised if she starts calling you 'big bro' or 'aniki' though.

>> No.16459865

>>16459861
But then I'd have to join the Yakuza to protect her.
I can't go back to that life anon, I quit being a delinquent after high school!

>> No.16459872

>>16459801
>You wish you had a babysitter like this.
If I was a little kid growing up in MGC with a babysitter who is actually a killing machine working for my father's crime syndicate who secretly had the hots for me I would be the smuggest motherfucker ever.

>> No.16459877

>>16459851
>a dark skinned jinko with white hair will never slam her ass into my face
why live

>> No.16459878
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16459878

>>16459816
>The Undead Mafia and their rampant political interference and husband trafficking.

It's those dastardly Ochimusha!

>> No.16459879

>>16459872
>Father's crime syndicate
>The Demon Cabal
Think about what you just typed anon.

>> No.16459881

>>16459879
Not referring to them specifically. Just any crime family.

>> No.16459883
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16459883

>>16459851
Y-Yes Anon.

Yes we are.

>> No.16459884

>>16459879
Could be that the father had a kid with a human woman then killed her to be with his new sadistic Demon wife who just happens to run the Cabal

>> No.16459890

>>16459878
The Undead Mafia is more based on the Sicilian Mafia anon. Their leadership would be more Vampires and Wights.
Ochimusha would be more along the lines of rare but prized bodyguards.

>> No.16459894

>>16459878
I would love to have an Ochimusha bodyguard. Especially if it turned out that she used to serve my ancestors before she died.

>> No.16459896

>>16459894
She's like an extra scary Onee-san, or Momster.

>> No.16459899

>>16459894
>speaks entirely old-fashioned Japanese
Could be a cool dynamic.

>> No.16459902

>>16459896
Ochimushas are cool, not scary.

>> No.16459909

>>16459816
You know, living innawoods with all the dangers it poses doesn't seem so bad anymore.

>> No.16459910 [SPOILER] 
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16459910

>>16459899
>Being served by a samurai spirit guardian who speaks old-fashioned Japanese
So basically a gender-flipped version of this?

>> No.16459917
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16459917

>>16459909
>heavy crazy single woman breathing

>> No.16459924

>>16459909
Ah, it's not all bad. It's easy to marry into a monstergirl crime organization.
And if you're good enough to serve on the front lines you'll get all sorts of monstergirls, both on your side and on other sides, wet as the ocean.

>> No.16459933

>>16459909
Yeah it's not that bad.

There's that genki Wood Elf who hangs out in the woods near your cabing.

A Troll lives a quiet life in her nice cottage, offering advice on cooking, growing food and even offers to help wash your clothes.

There's a pack of Wolf Girls, but they're really not that bad, they just try to act tough because they had a rough upbringing in the wild having to fend for themselves.

>> No.16459945

>>16459924
>spoiler

I do get the impression that Anon from >>16455400 >>16455415 >>16459659 is a complete fucking stud being that he was apparently already pretty deep in the cabal and played it cool even after he realized he was fucking someone so high up in the Yakuza food chain
He can be the protagonist

>> No.16459946

>>16459933
I want to invite those Wolfus into my cabin for dinner.

>> No.16459958

>>16459909
If you go too deep in the woods you end up with wendigos howling at all hours and large scratches on your door.

>> No.16459959

>>16459946
>Smells of roast, stretchy anime meat flow out the window.
>You hear scratching at your door and open it to find the Wolf Girls meekly asking if you had any scraps to spare, a big change from their usual approach of growling at you and acting tough.
>Invite them in and watch them tear into the food you put on their plates.
>Tears are coming out of their eyes, they've never had food this good before.

>> No.16459973

>>16459959
Once they're done I'll tell them they can come back as much as they want so long as they bring enough meat with them to feed us all.

Then I'll being the slow game of earning their affection.

>> No.16459977

>>16459909
How is a modest Tanuki and a her down-to-Earth husband to run a reputable business?

A travesty, I say.

>> No.16459980

>>16459924
Man, the last thing I want is to be involved in those criminal organizations. I'm not even close to being a stud like the protag >>16459945 is describing, so I think I'd hardly stand a chance.
This >>16459933 sounds much more appealing. Wood Elves and Dark Mages might be crazy, but I probably have better chances with them.

>> No.16459981

>>16459977
Become an old-school travelling merchant. Just convince her there's a business for it.

Though that may be better suited for a wolf than a nook.

>> No.16459990

>>16459973
>Their eyes brighten with this new option for dinner.
>The following night they bring in large amounts of meat, way too much to eat in one sitting, but you could salt some of it, or turn it into jerky.
>Notice one of the Wolf Girls bringing a tied-up shape to your door.
>It's Deer-san, the shy Deer Girl who lives near the meadow, looking quite frightened at distraught.
>Boop the wolf gently on the nose and tell her that Deer-san isn't food.
>She pouts, but eventually joins the others.
>Deer-san thanks you before stumbling off in a daze.

>> No.16459996

>>16459990
>>It's Deer-san
>tfw White Horns are already forgotten, and it's still winter

>> No.16460011

>>16459990
This sounds like those Wolfus were talking a little too loudly about how I was great at cooking food and Deer-san heard them and wanted to come along. That's fine though.

>> No.16460016

>>16459990
>Not eating Deer-san
Rude. She caught Deer-san for you, anon, and you'd belittle her efforts like this?

>> No.16460021

>>16460011
You're right, maybe send Deer-san an invite, and make her a nice salad from the gardens that Troll from the cottage helped you grow. To apologize for the rowdy Wolf Girls.

>> No.16460023

So what's the Demon Lord doing in the MGC setting?

>> No.16460026

>>16460023
Still fucking.

>> No.16460027

>>16460023
Doing demon lord things on the monstergirl planet. MGC is on earth.

>> No.16460028

>>16460021
That does sound like the right thing to do, I just hope that she would accept it.

>> No.16460035

>>16460027
Oooh I actually like that idea. Its somewhat what I headcanoned anyway.

>> No.16460036
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16460036

>>16459981
And risk getting shaken down in every town with no guarantee of protection?
Paying extravagant border taxes, having illicit goods planted in our stock by corrupt officials, being at the mercy of local trade guilds and fluctuating prices?
We'd have to be even shadier than them!
That's no way to live, let alone raise nook kits.
These gangs have gone too far.

>> No.16460040

>>16460035
MGC was always supposed to be built on the ruins of Detroit. It's not a new idea.

>> No.16460047

>>16460036
Well, you know what has to be done.

>> No.16460051

>>16460036
Sounds like you need to light up the night

>> No.16460061
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16460061

How about them Devils?

>> No.16460066

>>16460036
whats that under the stall, a shota sex slave she bought?

>> No.16460076

>>16460061
I love them. Would love an ashen, purple or dark devil with tanks like that or larger.
A dream waifu of a Devil with huge mana tanks.

>> No.16460079
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16460079

>>16460066
That's Nue you moron.

>> No.16460084

>>16460079
So she's a loli sex slave then?

>> No.16460085

>>16460076
>Voluptuous Devil meets a total flattie Demon

>> No.16460089

>>16460084
no

>> No.16460090

>>16460079
If you're rude to the MGE fans they'll just see Touhou as cancer.

>>16460066
And what they said. It's Nue, who is a a nue. A type of Japanese chimera that hasn't been added to the MGE yet. She's the "Heian Alien" (her themesong) due to her origin of being Japan's seminal UFO story.

>> No.16460096

>>16460090
But Touhou is cancer.

>> No.16460101

>>16460090
>If you're rude to the MGE fans they'll just see Touhou as cancer.
I'm not even a board native. I'm just calling a stupid anon stupid.

>> No.16460104

Soooo how bout those Dorome?

>> No.16460106

>>16460104
Yellowstone will never be the same.

>> No.16460107

>>16460096
>>16460101
Where do you think you are?

>> No.16460110

>>16460104
Dirty whores.

>> No.16460112

>>16460016
But if I start eating Deer-san, then all the Wolves will join in. I don't know if I could handle all that.

>> No.16460117

>>16460106
>take your Dorome waifu to the mud pits
>she sinks in and you panic a bit because you can't see her
>jump in after her
>suddenly bubbling mud giving your dick ten kinds of pleasure

>> No.16460118

>>16460110
Back the fuck up?!?!?

>> No.16460119

>>16460112
>Not wanting a pack of Wolfus to say lewd things in your ear while you fuck a defenseless Deer girl.

>> No.16460121

>>16460079
in my defense i've been drinking

>> No.16460128

>>16460117
Please do not imitate the warning sign kid.

http://i.imgur.com/uWxTib7.jpg

>> No.16460148

>>16460128
Well, monstergirls sure would make Yellowstone accidents less horrific.

>> No.16460149

Every monster can be improved by turning them into some kind of kitsune variant

>> No.16460152

>>16460149
But what about Kunoichi?

>> No.16460154

>>16460149
I don't care for kitsune type monstergirls at all
I don't get the fetishization of 'mofu' either

>> No.16460155

>>16460149
wrong, you mean turning them into a dire

>> No.16460158
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16460158

>>16460149
This is entirely true.
Foxtopus, fluffsnek, fox lich, magmafox, ice fox, fluffy dragon, foxy wolves.
Every one of those has a visualized example already and they're clear improvements.
Just slap some fox ears on a Lilim and you've already improved all of monsterkind.

>> No.16460167

>>16460158
>>16460149
Hellfox?
Demon Fox?
>Lilim Fox
ALL OF MY WANT

>> No.16460174

Is there any MG that WOULDN'T be better by also being a Dark Mage?

>> No.16460176

>>16460174
Kunoichi.

>> No.16460182

>>16460174
As in becoming more voluptuous as they have more husbando sex?
I'd argue none, but you're bound to set off the Sabbath people

>> No.16460184

>>16460176
Why stick with boring old Rouges when you can have a busty Nightblade?

>> No.16460186
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>>16460174
Not really. I was going to say sea bishop, but then I was into it.

>> No.16460188
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16460188

>>16460154
You'll see the light one day.

>> No.16460190

>>16460186
But would a Sea Bishop be better as a fox?

>> No.16460193

>>16460184
Because I like Rouges.

>> No.16460205
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16460205

>>16460188

Odds are we don't like his favorites either. We are too distant, unable to understand one another.

This is why wars happen.

>> No.16460209

>>16460205
>>16460188
Nay, I am a tolerant man. But don't go adding tails and mofu to my favorite girls. Then there'll be trouble. And if you don't, I'll promise not to go shaving them off of your girls.

>> No.16460227

>>16459692
No?

>> No.16460233
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16460233

>>16460209
Please don't go around doing that, lest you expose the Tanuki for the rats they are.

>> No.16460239

>>16459216
Yeah, take that shit to /hbg/!

>> No.16460247

>>16460239
>/hbg/
Worst threadcanon.

>> No.16460250

>>16460247
No, that would be Smellypede or Dumbwurm.

>> No.16460251

>>16460233
>Shaving off Mofu and plucking feathers
HERESY.

>> No.16460253
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16460253

>>16460233
Ahhh, the many pitfalls of a mofu waifu.

>> No.16460258

>>16460233
Believe me, I wouldn't want to.

I don't HATE tails and mofu mind you. They just don't really elevate thing for me, and would be more of an inconvenience on my waifus than anything. I'll fire no shots if yall dont.

>> No.16460263

Kitsune Wight when?

>> No.16460266
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16460266

The Crooked Anon and the Troll Witch!

>> No.16460285

>>16460251
What do you expect from anyone who likes Sakuya?

>> No.16460292

>Have really poor vision
>It starts getting worse
>You're really worried about it getting so bad that you can't function like a normal person anymore
>Your maid notices your distress
>"It's okay master, I can help you."
>Tell her that it's not okay, you can't just rely on someone to guide you around your whole life
>"No, master. I can help you."
>She pushes you down to the floor and climbs on top of you
>As you start to protest, her face begins to melt, and her hands reach up and grab your head with strength that belies her thin, feminine arms, holding it in place
>As your vision is consumed by the slime, your panic only grows as you feel it forcing its way underneath your eyelids and into your eyes
>"Shhh, it's okay master, this won't hurt. I promise." she coos
>It doesn't help, but just as suddenly as she began, she stops
>All the slime pulls away from your face, and you can see again
>You can see perfectly
>You can see your maid, still atop you, smiling down at you with her indigo face and gold on black eyes
>"I told you, I can help you master."

>> No.16460297

>>16460292
But can she make me not a manlet anymore?

>> No.16460298

>>16460292
Very good, but can she give me eyes on the inside?

>> No.16460300
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16460300

>>16460266
I'd be down for a quiet life innawoods with a cute brown Troll.

>> No.16460304

>>16460292
I'd rather the rowdy roddy piper/keith david struggle more. Your maid really wants you to put on the glasses.

>> No.16460308

>>16460300
>innawoods
Heh, I started that.

>> No.16460311 [DELETED] 
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>Three days later
Sorry Mr. Mod. Didn't realize Slimes are now considered naked.

>> No.16460314

>>16460308
That would make you a walking piece of ancient /k/ history

>> No.16460316

>>16460174
All of them other than Dark Mage.

>> No.16460321

>>16460314
Great, we have an internet famous gun nut.

>> No.16460322
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16460322

>>16460311
Better make sure to post them with clothes on from now on!

>> No.16460323

>>16460174
Dark Slime, because she did it before it was cool.

>> No.16460324

>>16460311
>No nipples.
>Not even a vageegee.
How

>> No.16460326
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16460326

>>16460314
No I mean in these threads, don't know anything about /k/.

>> No.16460328
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16460328

>>16460321
Alright, How often do you take your waifu shooting? What does she like to shoot?

>> No.16460329
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16460329

>>16460322
You can believe i've been stocking up on those.
>>16460324
Meh, misunderstanding probably.

>> No.16460330

>>16460322
>that perfect body
>but you can't fuck her because she's acidic
Why is this allowed?

>> No.16460332

>>16460330
I'd sure as hell try.

>> No.16460337

>>16460328
The only thing monsters like to your is your water gun into their foam target.

>> No.16460341

>>16460337
>water gun
this is how you fend off aroused manticores

>> No.16460342

>>16460330
What's wrong with acidic girls?

>> No.16460343

>>16459249
>An Anubis will never worriedly cling to your side dressed just in a swimsuit
Ah, such melancholy.

Anywho, another cute addition. The present tense still throws me off a bit, but if you like writing that way, to each their own. Personally find just how humble the Pharaoh comes off as a bit straining upon my suspension of disbelief, just based on general conceptions of them. With close friends and family maybe, but just with a commoner she took pity on? Still, the interactions were a nice read.

Admittedly quite curious as to the bad blood between the Sphinx and Anubis, and certainly looking forward to the next installment.

>> No.16460344

>>16460337
I load my AP shell into her gun breech, if you understand my lingo

>> No.16460345
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16460345

Is it slime time already?

>> No.16460349

>>16460345
My eczema's been really well behaved lately so I haven't had the need for cuddle puddle huddles.

>> No.16460353

>>16460345
That's my favorite time! I think my favorite part of having an amorphous waifu is the sheer utility. She can slip through cracks nearly any size, fall from any height, and thoroughly sanitize anything, even wounds.

>> No.16460356

>>16460337
>water gun
Oh ho ho ho gangin’ up!

>> No.16460357
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16460357

>>16460349
You don't need to have a severe skin condition to hug a slime.
>>16460322
The best slime wears clothes anyway.
Anybody have the bonus art of her cooking?

>> No.16460365
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16460365

>>16460345
One could say slime time is live.

>> No.16460368

>>16460292
Truly, Shogs are the most useful maids!

>> No.16460373
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16460373

>>16460357

>> No.16460381

>>16460373
That look. It beckons to me.

>> No.16460383
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16460383

>>16460373
Thanks for the wife slime pic.

>> No.16460384

>>16460373
>Full kimono under her apron
>Still pulls off naked apron sideboob
How?

>> No.16460386

>>16460384
Slimes have the tightest physiology.

>> No.16460387

>>16460384
This is the true power of monsters.

>> No.16460392 [DELETED] 

>>16460384
That's not a kimono

>> No.16460399
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16460399

>>16460328
dinner

>> No.16460404

>>16460328
No guns because they haven't been invented in her time-period.
If she lived today she still wouldn't into guns because her claws wouldn't fit inside the trigger guard anyway.

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16460407

>>16460368
I always imagined that Shogs bodies are kind of fleshy and plump instead of slimy. Sort of like a meaty squid.

Obviously they have slime portions on them, and they can freely change the nature of their bodies at will, but I'm sure they have preferences on how they wear it.

>> No.16460408

>>16460399
>Tailwarmer
I need more art with this

>> No.16460409

>>16460399
>Tiny little doe
>Dinner
Woman, that won't be good for anything by the time you cleaned it up. And what am I going to hang on my wall from that?

>> No.16460414
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16460414

If your waifu was offered to you by a lilim, would you take her?
I would be nice to see how corrupted women turn out with different influences.

>> No.16460417

I'm going to ruin a young Anubis's life by introducing her to strategy video games and turn her into a NEET.

>> No.16460419

>>16460414
So a Lilim would give me a Lilim?

>> No.16460425

>>16460417
It's not like she would have a found a good husbando anyway.
Men these days are all vapid whores or money-grubbers.

>> No.16460426

>>16460417
How rude!

>> No.16460428

>>16460417
Would you buy her Crusader Kings 2 without any of the DLC so she had to use all her loose money on it?

>> No.16460430

>>16460419
Influenced by her sisters, I guess?
that could work

>> No.16460432
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16460432

>>16460417
Strategy games, RPGs, or any sort of building game. Anything that would let them micro-manage.

>> No.16460433

>>16460343
Thanks! Hopefully I won't disappoint with future updates.

On the thing about the Pharaoh, looking back at the writing, I have to agree that I made her a little bit too kind and benevolent, but I did emphasize that in order for it to act as a foundation to build on in the future. I don't want to go into detail and spoil the story, but I hope that I will be able to justify my characterization of her later on.

>> No.16460441

>>16460417
Introduce her to the ultimate in life wasters for a Scheduledog.
Minecraft, Terraria, Dwarf Fortress

>> No.16460445

>>16460414
Either Sloth or Gluttony for me. Envy's too yandere, Anubi are already prideful, Avarice and Lust is boring and nobody wants to be around someone who's angry all the time.

>>16460417
>you will never introduce qt anubis to the horror that is wargame: european escalation and watch as she goes from a grade A honour student to sweaty NEET who covers her walls in pictures of Abram tanks and orders you drive her to hobby shops to buy model MiGs

>> No.16460447

>>16460441
Dorfs and Anubi shouldn't be mixed! Tragedy awaits!

>> No.16460451

>>16460414
I would
I mean, It's still my waifu, it doesn't matter where she's been and who turned her. if I want her that all that matters.

>> No.16460456

>>16459234
Are you gazerfag looking for those pics or some anon asking for gazerfag to post it?
Check wiki, I remember seeing half of circled pics there

>> No.16460457

>>16460445
>Avarice is boring.
Greed has its own set of perks. I wouldn't mind a monster that has an urge to have all of me to herself.

>> No.16460462

>>16460430
What about two of them fighting over corrupting a women which ends up a lilim as well?
How would multiple influences work out?

>> No.16460463

>>16460451
>it doesn't matter where she's been
>Wanting sloppy seconds

>> No.16460467
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16460467

>>16460456
2 pics from it were already posted >>16459231
http://cf2colors.deviantart.com/art/A-Longing-Stare-626876324 source of pic related

>> No.16460468

>>16460456
Just found them all actually

>> No.16460469

>>16460432
I want a cute haughty Anubi to boss me around constantly!

>> No.16460471

>>16460463
Can we fucking not?

>> No.16460472
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16460472

>>16460456
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=28&id=siosaba

>> No.16460479

>>16460451
Usually I'd be saying that sloppy seconds are terrible.

But realistically if it was the only way to get my waifu. I'd go for it

>> No.16460480

>>16460462
An insane combination of traits

>> No.16460481

>>16460468
Post the remaining 3 pics

>> No.16460483

>>16460414
Lust seems like the only answer for me, all the other influences just don't seem right when applied to my Kobold waifu. Gluttony might work, but Lust seems the closest.

>> No.16460484

>>16460463
Since when does corruption imply sex though?

>> No.16460485

>>16460472
Except this one, thanks

>> No.16460487

>>16460414
>This image will never be complete

>> No.16460490

>>16460484
Not him but sort of through the whole "absolute lust for sex no matter who it's from"

>> No.16460491
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16460491

>>16460469
You fool, you don't understand the consequences of your actions!
Sure, it's natural for any man to want to serve a qt Anubis, but doing ANYTHING they want will only encourage them to take it too far.
They'll start asking you to do everything for them! They'll spend all day lazing around and getting fat! They'll start to ask you to give them piggy backs instead of walking, and you'll feel their growing breast pressed against your back!

Is that what you want? Bossy dom is life, but you need to live responsibly.

>> No.16460493

>>16460481
You just so happened to be missing the o es I circled as well? Wat. No fucking way

>> No.16460495

>>16460490
on top of that we are dealing with a corrupted woman who might not have been a virgin before turning

>> No.16460498

>>16460188
i like foxes
I dont like that one though

>> No.16460500

>>16460490
Oh. In my headcanon it can just happen by a massive exposure to demon energy. Not necssarily from sex, it could be a spell or a magic experiment gone wrong or something. So I just go with that.

>>16460495
If she's not a virgin she's not my waifu, so it wouldn't work.

>> No.16460504

>>16460491
>pudgy NEET Anubi

If you think this is discouraging me. You're wrong. Sure I guess I'd probably encourage my wife to maybe get up and do some of that excercise she loves and those legos aren't going to build themselves!

>> No.16460505

>>16460328
She prefers her .243 bolt action to hunt but if we're at the range she loves to act like a cowboy with our .38 magnum we have for home defense.


>>16460409
>hunting for sport
It's people like you who give hunters a bad name. Every kill is sacred, never forget that.

>> No.16460506

>>16460500
This anon has his head on straight.

>> No.16460507

>>16460500
Well that's good anon!

>> No.16460508

>>16460506
>>16460507
Hey thanks anons!

>> No.16460511

>>16460505
Cute! But what is she?

>> No.16460512

>>16460505
> Every kill is sacred, never forget that.
If you kill things without absolutely needing to you're a piece of shit no matter how "sacred" you hold it.

>> No.16460516

>>16460512
I think you misinterpreted his post

>> No.16460517

>>16460487
Do you think the other 3 Go around in robes, hiding their faces and bodies till art is draw of them.

>> No.16460521
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16460521

>>16460493
No, I also can't find bunny costume gazer and red sweater gazer under ice cream, so I wouldn't mind you posting them as well
I actually just post everything I find on wiki, I'm too lazy to create separate folders for every girl by myself and leaving a source link in pic info or something
I fucking wish wiki wasn't hosted on no-lewd site and populated by normie autists though

>> No.16460526

>>16460517
I think it would be more like maris crane. people mention all the shit they do. but their never seen

>> No.16460528

>>16460511
She's a Coyote girl. Born in the Oklahoma panhandle.

>>16460512
Yeah I use almost every part of the animal, everything else I donate to my local Native American tribe. Also this >>16460516
If you think I hunt for sport then you're the piece of shit.

>> No.16460534

>>16460528
Can you tell her to make the others quit yappin so much at night?

Thank you,
Your neighbor to the south

>> No.16460542

>>16459299
>Shoggoth
>Anubis
>Dragon
>Kikimora
>all Slimes

>> No.16460545
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16460545

>>16459299
Hellhound
All else is irrelevant.

>> No.16460553

>>16460521
Well I happened upon OG Gazerfag's twitter and this motherfucker commissions shit tons of art and had some up I didn't even KNOW I was missing.
I made a comment over at /a/ thanking him for being responsible for 40% of Gazer Oc. Fuck it's more like 70%.
Lel I'm glad she's a species or I might feel like a cuck comparded to his obsession with this waifu we share (but also don't).

I'm going to make a Gazer dump thread on eightchan's /monster/ of my now complete collection so watch out for it. I'll post here

>> No.16460555

>>16459299
Cait Sith
Cu Sith
Matango
Humpty Egg
Parasite Slime

>> No.16460561

Matangos are olev

>> No.16460562

>>16459299
>Anubis
>Otohime
>Atlach Nacha
>Pharaoh
>Dark Mage

I'll admit it, I'm a slut for long black hair.

>> No.16460563

>>16460555
>>>/hell/
Go yiff there

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16460565

>>16460545
mah nigga

>> No.16460566

>>16460526
Who the fuck is maris crane?

>> No.16460569

>>16460545
That's a nice choice there anon.

>> No.16460571

>>16460565
>Musashi-Hellhound
Back from her watery grave!

>> No.16460573
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16460573

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16460574

>>16460555
Absolutely refined taste.

>> No.16460577

>>16460565
Why is the silly hellwan dressed like Musashi? I didn't even know ships and monsters could mix.

>> No.16460586

>>16460577
Hellhounds can do anything.

Except not scare children.

>> No.16460588

>>16460573
You will never be breastfed by a holstaurus. Or an apsara.
You will also die alone, likely in regret.

>> No.16460591

>>16460586
Anon hellwan scare children. Look how big they are. And that scary fire? Those big claws?

Hellhounds are scary.

>> No.16460592
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16460592

>>16460571
With one of the better outfits a well.

>>16460577
She just likes cosplay.
And fluff scratches

>> No.16460593

>>16460553
BTW what's up with that gazer-chan bot in twitter? Who runs it? Why?

>> No.16460601

>>16460592
I didn't think a Hellhound would be too keen on sailing the waters. But whatever makes her happy!

>> No.16460604

>>16460562
You also have a soft Dom fetish don't you?
>Anubis orders you around
>Otohime toys with your body to see your reactions
>Atlach-Nacha does lolidom with cursing
>Pharaoh owns your body and can make you horny with a word
>Dark Mage turns you into her familiar

I'm not judging, you have great taste

>> No.16460605

>>16460601
She'd probably come out smelling like wet dog.

>> No.16460609
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16460609

>>16460601
>Hellhound that wants to conquer everything
>Has to first conquer her fear of water
>Ends up becoming a pirate queen

>> No.16460610

>>16460534
Sorry no can do anon. Sadly she was an omega in her pack, her mother was the old pack leader, and because of her old pack treating her like shit, she decided to leave and make her own pack.

>> No.16460612

>>16460604
I need this. I'm a slut for femdom.

>> No.16460618

>>16460605
Ha

>>16460609
>she makes a legacy similar to Blackbeard's
>Instead of lighting herself on fire, she pours water onto herself and evaporates rapidly, creating an imposing steam cloud
I'd watch it

>> No.16460620

>>16460604
Thanks, and you're right about everything except the "soft" part.

>> No.16460631

>>16460610
And you're helping her make that pack, right?
Good luck, their litters can be pretty big, expect triplets

>> No.16460632 [DELETED] 

The first time I ever masturbated, it was so insanely intense that I had to stop rather than going all the way like I do now. I really want to read Monstergirl fiction that describes fucking them as being unbearably good like that.

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16460634

>>16460632
>The first time I ever masturbated, it was so insanely intense that I had to stop rather than going all the way like I do now
Okay.

>> No.16460635

>>16460612
Aren't we all?

>>16460620
>Spoiler
Careful there, this is how you end up chained in a basement and forced to cum inside them repeatedly
They might also include some face sitting and force you to suck on their tits

>> No.16460638

>>16460593
I don't even use twitter execpt for occasional forrays to go get something I want. What exactly do you mean?

>> No.16460639

>>16460631
>And you're helping her make that pack, right?
What kind of man would I be if I didn't?

>Good luck, their litters can be pretty big, expect triplets
Every time?!?!

>> No.16460642

>>16459299
Sneks in general
Unagi joro
Anubis
Ryu
Hellhound

>> No.16460643

>>16460639
You best get ready to have a pretty big family really quick. There's a reason their non MG counterparts are a nuisance down here in TX. But if you're living in the OK Panhandle, you should have enough space and enough wildlife to raise a sizable pack.

>> No.16460649

>>16460642
>Sneks in general
Yes, but who is best snake?

>Unagi Joro
I 100% approve of this
There is nothing better than "accidentally" fondling an Unagi-Joro and be forced to take responsibility

>> No.16460652

Ok anons, the last movie/tv show you watched now has a mostly MG cast. Is it better than the original?

>Teenage Ninja Umi-Oshos
>Four orphaned Umi-Oshos are taken in by a disgraced Kunoichi in the sewers of MGC and raised to be the ultimate crime fighting force!

>> No.16460655

>>16460652
>Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
Not much changes, but there's monstergirls now.
Hell, one of the characters is an actual A.I girl who can leave the computers, so she'd probably just become a succuvirus of some sort.

>> No.16460657

>>16460652
>Koyaanisqatsi
Completely ruined.

>> No.16460658

>>16460643
Not him but it's just a glut of coyotes this year, mostly because it's a boom year for prey. Cotton rats are everywhere. Rabbits are breeding like rabbits. There's more quail than I've seen in decades. Anything that eats small game from owls to hawks are also prodigious this year.

I already had to shoot two coyotes this year that kept coming around the house and wouldn't fuck off even with a couple of warning shots whizzing over their heads. The packs are getting so big, they're even starting to attack cattle like wolves do, and they usually almost never do that.

>> No.16460662

>>16460655
>one of the characters is an actual A.I girl who can leave the computer
Also unironically the worst character.

>> No.16460664
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16460664

>>16460649
>Yes, but who is best snake
My waifu. Miia_

I agree with you about the fondling. I'd love to see a smug Unagi joro after she "tricks" you into touching her.

>> No.16460669

>>16460662
Hence why she'd be improved by being a Succuvirus.
Then she'd be lewd instead of annoying.
Also, correction. Second worst character. The worst character spot goes to that annoying girl who hates the main character for no real reason.

>> No.16460670

>>16460652
>Cast Away
Uh-huh. So what the hell would Wilson be then?

>> No.16460673

>>16460669
I really hope they cover why she wants Emu to get the shit beat out of him.

She's probably some Bugster hybrid like he is.

>> No.16460680

>>16459299
Hellhounds
Anubutts
Zap Weasels
Yetis
Manticores

Mofu is love.

>> No.16460684

>>16460638
https://twitter.com/Gazer_chan
Some jap bot posting stuff

>> No.16460695

Monster girls are stupid.

>> No.16460701

>>16460695
you can have your own opinion we respect that here

>> No.16460704

>>16460695
So are humans, checkbait.

>> No.16460705

>>16460673
Nope. She tried to use a driver and it rejected her. Then she smacked the Gashat and got the Bugster Virus.

>> No.16460707

>>16460695
They would have to be to like you. Which they do, by the way. Unconditionally.

>> No.16460732

>>16460695
Monster girls are fine. It's the people that like them that are usually dumb cancer.

>> No.16460753

Monster girl with low intelligence are the best
Wurm, Dorome and slimes in general. Any others?

>> No.16460763

>>16460753
Your waifu.

>> No.16460772
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16460772

>>16460635
>face sitting and forced tit sucking is now "hard" femdom

The fragility of today's youth is disconcerting.

>> No.16460777

>>16460707
No monster girl is dumb enough to like me and that's a good thing.

>> No.16460779
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16460779

>>16460777
Lucky Seven! You big spender, sir!

>> No.16460782

>>16460779
Why is that Elf spilling wine between her legs?

>> No.16460786

>>16460777
>>16460779
Just buy love.

>> No.16460795

>>16460782
I don't know, but you should drink it up. Can't let good wine go to waste, right?

>> No.16460800

>>16460795
I don't know, just seems weird to drink wine there.

>> No.16460804

>>16460800
Not at all good sir, nobody here shall bat an eye if you were to slurp from that elf's leg cup.

>> No.16460805

>>16460804
Well, maybe I would try it just once. But after that the only thing I'm drinking wine from is a proper cup.

>> No.16460811

>>16460763
Of course,I would never waifu an intelligent girl

>>16460772
I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation
You'd have multiples girls taking turn between making you cum over and over again and sitting on your face or shoving their nipples in your mouth
I'd break within half an hour and so would you

>> No.16460822

What are some weird quirks that your waifu have?

>> No.16460826

>>16460822
Stop asking me that!

>> No.16460828

>>16460779
I really do love this VN.

Now if only I could get something other than one of the "Bad Ends" where you fail to mind break the elves.

>> No.16460830

>>16460826
Not until you answer me!

>> No.16460835

>>16460822
She never sits down to eat a proper meal, she prefers to be constantly munching on snacks
Whenever I ask her why she just calls me names and orders me to buy her more dark chocolate pocky

>> No.16460849

>>16460830
She drools on the pillow, I've told you this.
I've also said SHE doesn't know she does.

>> No.16460855
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16460855

>>16460811
What counts as intelligent to you though?
Is a common sense type better than a computer like Ran with no creativity or initiative?

Are you intimidated that they might be experiencing more of the world than you? That you can't keep up with their schemes and jokes?
It's OK, Anon. Find someone equal or better and you're sure to be happy. I'd much rather be the less intelligent partner than know I was mentally isolated.

Don't settle for a drooling retard. Find the structural engineer Dorome, the chemist Slime, the philosopher Wurm.

Or just get a Tanuki like a good man.

>> No.16460857

>>16460822
She puts me on a leash anytime we go out in public together.

>> No.16460861

>>16460849
Please stop bullying your Dragon waifu
It's normal to be defeated by the kotatsu it's impossible to resist it
No need to constantly remind everyone how shameful it is for the so called "Ruler of the earth" to drool on a pillow

>> No.16460877

>>16460855
canonically outsmarted by an oni in a drinking contest
gg dummyzou

>> No.16460888

>>16460855
Intelligence is a very hard thing to judge, especially when you separate it from knowledge

By low intelligence I mean they'd have an hard time solving problems, have limited capacity of memory and overall display a lack of thought in their decision making and speech
I also like to think they are extremely gullible and will believe just about anything you say as long as they don't have solid proof stating otherwise

I dunno why you'd want a smart monster girl, I guess they are better if you want to be dom'd

>> No.16460905

>>16460888
It's not about being controlled, it's about respecting each other and sharing the world.

A smart monster would understand more than dick, would be able to travel and cast magic and all that good stuff. They'd see the humor and connections in everything, you'd have plenty to laugh at with them.
They'd know the words to make you feel good, or encourage them in turn. They wouldn't fall for dumb shit that could hurt you both.
If they acquiesced to something you wanted, it wouldn't be because "hur dur why not sure", it would be because they consciously want to make you happy.

Pity the stupid, but don't sympathize with them. The world is so much more interesting than that.

>> No.16460906

>>16460861
I'm not bullying her, I'm hiding her shame from her.

>> No.16460909
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16460909

>>16460861
>No need to constantly remind everyone how shameful it is for the so called "Ruler of the earth" to drool on a pillow

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>> No.16460919

>>16460918
I want to slap those fat Oni tits.

>> No.16460929

>>16460905
You seem passionate about the topic
Go have fun and explore the world with your intelligent waifu

I'll be enjoying a simple, uneventful life with a Dorome

>>16460906
Eventually she will find out if you not only take pictures of it >>16460909
But also talk about it frequently

>> No.16460931

>>16460919
Slappin' Oni funbags around 'till they cry and squirm like spring maidens!

>> No.16460938

>>16460919
>>16460931
Ya'll niggas do realise that's a SpiceJin oni.
The only spherical objects that are going to be slapped around are your balls.

>> No.16460940

>>16460938
I am more then okay with that

>> No.16460943

>>16460931
Onis ain't shit but drunks and cunts.

>> No.16460946

>>16460929
She'll never know, for I replace the pillows her saliva corrodes while she yet slumbers and she doesn't into computers.

>> No.16460968

>>16460940
Good taste, but I always found the whole "completely crush your testicles and put them back together with magic" a bit too much. It's torture, not an execution.

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16460974

https://a.pomf.cat/ufbhrr.png

>> No.16460979

>>16460974
Fish is friend, not food!

>> No.16460980

>>16460974
I want to know the misunderstanding behind this picture.

>> No.16460988
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16460988

>>16460974
Mola Wooh!

>> No.16460998

>>16460938
whats a spicejin oni

>> No.16461004

>>16460988
O MOY GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRO
JAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.16461009

>>16460988
That a flounder?

>> No.16461010

>>16461004
It's a sunfish.

>> No.16461013

>>16461004
IT'S A BABY FUCKING WHALE MAN.

>> No.16461014

>>16460828
I got the ending where the elves are broken but the bitch poisoned the MC

>> No.16461024
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16461024

>>16459299
Vampires
Wights
Ice Queens
Cursed Swords
Unagi Joros

>> No.16461027

>>16460822
My waifu's scales can light up a bit when she's feeling angry, really horny or scared, so if you are lost in the dark with her jsut give her a spook and she'll light up.

>> No.16461028

>>16461004
We gotta get that thing outta the water man, that thing's fucking dyinn Jay!

>> No.16461033

>>16461013
JAY, THAT IS A FUCKIN'- THAT'S A TUNA, BRO

>> No.16461037

>>16461028
Are you shittin' me that's the hook you come...

>> No.16461046

>>16461024
are you a royal

>> No.16461049

>>16461033
WE GOTTA CALL THE AQUARIUM

>> No.16461051

>>16460998
It's like Oldspice, if Terry Crews pulped your testicles.

>> No.16461095
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16461095

>>16459299
Chuffs big and small
Werecat
Wolf girls
Vampires
Mouse girls

>> No.16461103

>>16461095
monsterboys not allowed

>> No.16461108

>>16461103
Wow rude. She is going to grow up big and beautiful, fit to be a perfect wife.

>> No.16461121
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16461121

>>16461103
Anon, what are you smoking?

>> No.16461123

>>16461108
I wonder how a MG would react to being mistaken for a boy.

>> No.16461129

>>16461123
Madder than calling a black person a nigger.

>> No.16461137

>>16461123
>Am I a pretty boy?

>> No.16461143

>>16461123
She would prove to that person that she is a indeed a lady.

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16461154

>>16461143
I like where this is going

>> No.16461174

>>16461154
Well she would use the way of monsters to show you, but having her wear some more feminine stuff would be nice.

Too bad I only have the tiny tiger collection on my PC.

>> No.16461183
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16461183

>>16461174
Is an apron feminine enough?

>> No.16461186

>>16461183
I've never seen this TT before. What a cutie, thanks.

>> No.16461208

>>16461183
Well, I hope she's a good cook.
SHe'll need to eat well if she wants to grow up big and busty.

>> No.16461240

Tomboy monster girls are for impregnating and watching their embarrassed faces as they realize they have become mothers

>> No.16461245

>>16461240
I am proud of my tomboy waifu. Tomboys are for having a close friendship that slowly develop into romance.

>> No.16461252

>>16461245
But what do you do when you accidentally touch hands or her feminine parts?
Don't you start blushing while she wonders what's wrong?

>> No.16461300

>>16460946
Good. Keep this secret with you forever

I wonder how much would a Dragon Zombie drool under a kotatsu, they already drool to begin with I can only imagine the flood a kotatsu would cause

>> No.16461323

>>16461300
Do kotatsus induce drooling or something I am unaware of?

>> No.16461332

>>16461323
Probably drooling on the pillow like in >>16460909

>> No.16461343

>>16461323
Kotatsus are too comfy and reptiles are especially weak to it
Put a snake under a kotatsu and you'll have plenty of shameful pictures to blackmail her with

>> No.16461355

I hope the Ochimusha profile comes out soon.

>> No.16461383

>>16461154
Whatever happened to Shiden Akira?

Love everything he's ever put out, but I feel like there hasn't been anything in years.
Is he kill?

>> No.16461394
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16461394

What is worse: being dommed by a scrawny blackmailer Alp or being dommed by a big buff Alp who can physically overpower you?
Which would you personally find more humiliating and demeaning and disgusting?

>> No.16461396

>>16461355
We got plenty of info on her already

I want a gloomy Ochimusha who views me so highly that she commits seppuku at the slightest thing she deems shameful

>> No.16461399

>>16461252
She blushes as well, but both of us pretend that nothing happened until it gets to obvious. and I confess

>> No.16461400

Post slimes

>> No.16461402

>>16461394
>alp
Either way you just got humiliated gay man.

How the fuck did steve blackmail you?

>> No.16461403

>>16461394
As long as it's really you Alp, I don't mind either way.

>> No.16461404

>>16461394
Are we talking manly buff, or sexy buff?

>> No.16461405
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>>16461400
Here. Have a maid slime.

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>>16461400
Remember to post Slimes wearing clothes so you don't get banned.
>>16461403
It ain't me, fool!
>>16461404
Sexy buff, otherwise it'd be too gay to write.

>> No.16461410

Reminder that Hellhounds rape you until they have a whole pack of daughterus and you all live happily ever after. Do you want that? Of course you don't. Stay away from Hellhounds. They're dangerous.

>> No.16461413 [SPOILER] 
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>>16461400
Kay.
>>16461409
>Sexy buff
Tough choice, but I think at that point the blackmail would be more humiliating.

>> No.16461414

>>16461396
Must take hours to clean up.

>> No.16461415

>>16461409
Slimes in clothes are best

>> No.16461416

>>16461343
Dragons are insanely easy to capture. Put a gold coin under a kotatsu, tell her and have a really smug face. She'll definitrly bite.

>> No.16461417

>>16461410
Hellhounds also know when you're at your limit so they slow down or stop when that point is reached too.

>> No.16461422

>>16461413
>Tough choice
Well there's always the compromise of getting blackmailed by a buff one?

>> No.16461429

>>16461422
Nah, blackmailed by a regular alp is still more humiliating. Go with that unless you really wanted to write muscle alps. I won't judge you if you do.

>> No.16461439

>>16460553
So where is the dump thread?

>> No.16461442

>>16461429
I mean I do want to but I'm testing the waters to see if anyone would read it.
Also if the Alp should be taller or shorter. And if we're talking buff, maybe bulk down and just go for general firmness of body?
These are relevant things here.

>> No.16461451
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Wonder if talk about yakuza girls will get more common with the new game coming out.

>> No.16461454
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>>16461394
Giving into temptation and fucking an alp out of your own free will.

>> No.16461462

>>16461442
I'd say go with what you want to write. But I'd also like a shorter but firm of body alp.

>> No.16461467

>>16461454
That's disgusting and terrible and you should NOT talk about that type of thing.
>>16461462
>shorter but firm of body alp
Well I guess that'd work too.

>> No.16461470

>>16461400
I want to get SLIMMED to the point where no girl would marry or even date me by a mindless Slime who doesn't know the consequences of her actions

>> No.16461479
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>>16461470
Slut.
You want to go on a diet?

>> No.16461521

>>16461470
Why would you want that? Could it be that you are a slut?

>> No.16461524

Reminder slime jelly is edible. The taste depends on the slime.

>> No.16461527
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>>16461524
Eat the Slime before the Slime eats you!

>> No.16461541

>>16461414
That's why she always wears bandages

>>16461479
>>16461521
There is nothing wrong with being a slut for slimes

>> No.16461569
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This elf really can't on a diet!

>> No.16461595

>>16461569
Most monster girls can't on a diet once you introduce them to human foods
This is why you should move in the wild with your waifu instead of bringing her to your house

>> No.16461599

>>16461569
I don't think she needs to go on a diet. She is fat on all the right places.

If that belly grows she will have to run a lot though.

>> No.16461600

>>16461595
t. Varg

>> No.16461601
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16461601

When you have claws, setting up tea parties can be really difficult.

>> No.16461605

>>16459416
>>16459434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8

>Get invited to the estate of the Mofu Yakuza's daimyo
>Daimyo, now that's a word you haven't heard the ZIpangans use since the history books
>It's cute a fox thinks herself as a great lord of a clan to the shogun, though if she's really as old as they say she is...
>"Whatever you do, do NOT make her angry. We still haven't found the last guy who did it.", your Kitsune lover said
>Get led onto a lacquered wood veranda, the kitsune boss' back to you
>Nine tails are all spread out behind her in a half-circle, bringing to mind the flourishing feathers of a peacock... But this is different
>It's like looking at the surface of a great, bottomless ocean
"My, my. Please, do join me."
>Her voice is accented in Common, but you manage to haphazardly kneel next to her, eliciting a smile from her
"Your form is quite refined for a foreigner. Did my daughter teach you how to do that?"
>Look at her, she's just smiling at you with her eyes closed in a fox's smirk, it's almost unsettling
"Don't worry, I'm not here to judge. Though I am disappointed she didn't tell you about her mommy. Here I thought I'd raised her better, after all, there's no greater treasure than family. Especially in this business."
>A servant Kitsune-tsuki comes in with whisked green tea, offering the small cups to you both
>It's relaxing, drinking the tea with her, completely different than what you thought
"So, when can I expect grandchildren?"
>Do a spit-take, looking back at her
>One of her eyes is half-open, letting you see an ominous golden glow from within and a pupil like a vertical slit
"I'm not getting any younger, boy. You'd be surprised how none of my daughters want to continue the family business."
"Unless... You want to continue it with me."
>You can see the top of her kimono slipping a little, accentuating her bust
>She laughs when you stumble away from her, a flighty "ufufufu~" kind of deal
"Just kidding. You're eight hundred years too young to bed me. Besides, I'm already taken."
>The Grand Mofu opens her eyes fully now, holding you in her golden gaze
"I do expect no less than three grand-kits from you, though. Judging by the size of you, you've probably quite the club down there."
>Bow, thanking her for her time before leaving, you can hear her call back to you as you're at the sliding fusuma door
"Oh, and try to lighten up! What kind of a boss would I be if I didn't have the hearts of my people!"
"And tell my daughter using her ass only is unwomanly! She needs to become a mother!"
...
>Explain to your Kitsune lover what happened
>She flushes from head to toe, her eye patch about getting ready to burst off
"As if that old hag has any reason to make such demands!"
"Besides, I'm not having your kids if that means I can't be out in the field."

>> No.16461639

>>16461240
I bet Hellhounds would make for the best Tomboys. I Want a tomboy hotdog with a nice stomach, who gets flustered when I whisper into her ear how much I love her!

>> No.16461676

>>16461639
If you keep abusing her like that one day she will snap and bit you and then be overly appologetic
She'd do anything it takes for you to forgive her, even wearing a dress!

>> No.16461686

>>16461676
Will it be a love bite on the ear or neck? I think I can love with that. I might even tell her to keep doing it!

>> No.16461690

>>16461686
She would be way too embarrassed to keep doing it.

>> No.16461705

>>16461686
I was thinking more about a quick painless bite that wouldn't leave much of a scar but would make you bleed
She'd do it on instinct because you keep bothering her with your flirting

>> No.16461712

>>16461690
I'll just have to keep whispering into her ear then! I love watching her ears flick when they feel me talking right into them.

>>16461705
Maybe I can get her to wear a pretty summer dress if she really needs to make it up to me!

>> No.16461716
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16461716

Shameful pleasures in the red chamber.

>> No.16461722

>>16461712
One of the cute white summer dress that girly girls wear when they go on dates?
You're pushing it but she'd wear it if you promise not to take any pictures

>> No.16461723

>>16461569
That retard could have fucked both of them.
>You'll never fuck a pair of plump Elves

>> No.16461724

>>16459299
>Pharaoh
>Apophis
>Otohime
>Dhampir
>Ice Queen

God damn I want to impregnate the Queen and make tons of heiress'.

>> No.16461739

>>16459299
Jinko
Oni
Elves of varying flavors
Arachnes
anything with muscle

>> No.16461753

Is it wrong that I want a loli monster girl to rape me and belittle me until I become nothing but her personal cumpump?
She'd call me worthless trash on a daily basis and hit me while making me beg for basic needs like food and warmth?

I want it so bad ever since KC released Redcap and now Atlach-Nacha

>> No.16461764
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16461764

>>16461753
What about loli Pharaohs? You cannot resist her words anyways.

>> No.16461785

>>16461722
Yeah. The ones you can sorta see through when the sun shines through it just right! I'm not sure I can promise no pictures when she looks so pretty in it.

>> No.16461792

>>16459299
1. Kobold Waifu+KoboldDaughteru
2. Kikimora
3. Hellhound
4. Holstaur
5. Shirohebi

>> No.16461793

What does your daughteru (or waifu if she's that age, I don't discriminate) want to be when she grows up?

>> No.16461816

>>16461793
She wants to be an ecologist.

>> No.16461822

>>16461793
An actress, or maybe a model.

>> No.16461840

>>16461753
It's natural and healthy to want that. Especially when they're haughty.

>> No.16461847

>>16461793
She'd probably follow her mother.

>> No.16461850
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16461850

Does your vampfu prefer your blood or your love juice?

>> No.16461854

>>16461850
Why not both?

>> No.16461857
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>> No.16461860

>>16461793
B.H.B.R.D. field agent. That's Bureau of Human Boy Research and Defense.

>> No.16461861

>>16461850
Id like to think my mistress uses me as a mere blood bag butler.

>> No.16461864

>>16461793
Huntress

>> No.16461865

>>16459299
Satyros
Wight
Shirohebi
Oomukade
Apophis

>> No.16461873

>>16461816
Elf? Maybe a plant girl of some sort?

>>16461822
Phantom.

>>16461847
What does her mother do? Is she a Dragon?

>>16461860
Oni maybe? Or Hellhound?

>>16461864
Kunoichi or Mantis.

>> No.16461876

>>16461793
Noble lady and heiress to the estate.

>> No.16461877

>>16461873
>kunoichi or mantis
jinko, friendo

>> No.16461878

>>16461873
>Oni maybe? Or Hellhound?
Salamander!

>> No.16461881

>>16461873
>Elf
Boy you missed far and wide. She's a cutie dragon that hoards rare plants.

>> No.16461883

>>16461873
>What does her mother do? Is she a Dragon

A maid actually. It's sort of hard wired into her brain. But if she wants to do something else. I'd happily support her. But that's unlikely.

>> No.16461885

>>16461873
>Phantom.
Kobold, actually.

>> No.16461887

>>16461793
Archeologist.

>> No.16461895

>>16461764
Pharaoh is among the best for this but I'm afraid that she is too kind

>>16461840
Thanks Anon, it means a lot

>> No.16461896

>>16461857
That Basilisk has shortstack-y proportions.

>> No.16461900

>>16461895
>too kind

Oh? You want it further? There's always the Atlach Nacha. But that's probably just my suggestion as a chaos fag. There's probably more possibilities that haven't been tried yet.

>> No.16461908

>>16461876
Wight or Vampire.

>>16461877
Would you try to help teach her or would you leave it to your waifu?

>>16461878
She fights for a righteous cause, though you should be careful if she starts wearing bonnets.

>>16461881
How unique! How does she keep them all healthy?

>>16461883
Aah, I see. A Kiki or a Shog then.

>>16461885
Why an actress or a model KDF?

>>16461887
Anubis?

>> No.16461910

>>16461908
>Anubis?
Crow Tengu.

>> No.16461912

>>16461908
>try to teach daughteru how to hunt
the wifey knows best on this, I still use rifles to hunt. They have abilities far beyond mine and to teach her the way that I know how to hunt is a waste of time and ability.

>> No.16461916

>>16461908
>Wight or Vampire.
Adoptive zombie dragon.

>> No.16461918

>>16461908
>Why an actress or a model KDF?
Well, an actress because she loves playing dressup and playing out scenes from her favorite movies and TV shows. She's also beautifully convincing during our family time 'scenes'! A model because she shares her mother's love of dressing up and of fashionable latex clothing.

>> No.16461919

>>16461908
>Aah, I see. A Kiki or a Shog then.

A Shoggy shoggoth!

>> No.16461920

>>16461793
>Atlach-Nacha
She's probably going to leave the nest early and start building her web all alone in the dark somewhere just like her mother did

It sounds sad but it's only natural
I'll visit her often and bring gifts each time

>>16461900
>But that's probably just my suggestion as a chaos fag
My brother

You can just take any dom non-loli species and make them lolis but they'd lack authenticity

>> No.16461922

>>16461918
Your daughter is pretty one dimensional man. Why not give her a hobby or interest that isn't linked in some way to wearing a latex bitchsuit and taking daddy's cock?

>> No.16461927

>>16461793
She doesn't care. So does her mother.

>> No.16461930

>>16461920
>his waifu is a Atlach Nacha

Absolutely refined taste. Hope you live a happy life with your waifu.

>> No.16461937

>>16461922
She has plenty of hobbies anon, you must have missed them! She likes classical music and humming along to it and has a nice collection of classical CDs and records, she absolutely loves movies, she enjoys watching her mother do science experiments at home and my when I play video games, and she's in the tennis club at school!

>> No.16461941

>>16461908
>you should be careful if she starts wearing bonnets
Oh no, only trenchcoats and operator gear for her. Maybe some pointless goggles she never actually puts on.

>> No.16461943

>>16461937
I swear these are aspects that you basically never bring up except when defending yourself from claims that your life is just 100% fetish.

>> No.16461949

>>16459299
Vampire
Amazon
Dark Mage
Apophis
Kraken

>> No.16461952

>>16461941
>anon's wife is a gear queer who spends money on stuff she'll never use
a true /k/ommando

>> No.16461956

>>16461949
Powerslut.

>> No.16461958

>>16461943
I guess you haven't been paying attention then, though I usually reply to questions asking about stuff like that instead of how I 'usually' post. Never is an understatement!

>> No.16461959

>>16461952
>wife
No that's my kid. She's six. Her mom is a roadie because she loves music.

>> No.16461964

>>16461958
Feel free to bring up a post where you post in your usual manner only the content isn't ripped from a worse 50 shades of grey.

>> No.16461965

>>16461959
oh right, whoops

>> No.16461966

>>16461956
And proud of it

>> No.16461968

>>16461793
Asked my Pharaoh daughter and she replied with Diva. I hope that Gandharva and Siren we hired makes her dreams come true.

>> No.16461971

>>16461793
A great and powerful large land owner.

>> No.16461979

>>16461910
How will she do archaeology with her wings?

>>16461912
You'd still be supportive, right?

>>16461916
That's quite a responsibility, you'd have to make sure she's ready.

>>16461918
Well ok then.

>>16461919
Cute! I'm sure it's adorable watching her try to clean like mommy.

>>16461920
I'd hope you do, her species lead quite a lonely existence.

>>16461927
What does her mother do?

>>16461941
Does she use guns instead of swords?

>>16461968
Would she write her own music?

>>16461971
Wight or Dragon?

>> No.16461981

>>16461979
>How will she do archaeology with her wings?
Very carefully.

>> No.16461984

>>16461979
Sitting on her throne most of the time. She can't go outside or everything will get frozen.

>> No.16461986

>>16461979
>That's quite a responsibility, you'd have to make sure she's ready.
She's remarkably well driven. Being an orphan, she was well looked after by some of the most worse off of our lands. A majority of her drive comes from a desire to improve their lives.

>> No.16461988

>>16461979
>still be supportive
of coursh, I'd go along with them, but I'd get in the way.

>> No.16461991

>>16461979
>Wight or Dragon?
Holstaur.
She dreams of grandeur and as her father I'll do everything in my power to make her dreams come true.

>> No.16462001

>>16461979
>Does she use guns instead of swords?
Like Uncle Dante, both!

>> No.16462006

>>16461964
I don't want to spam links or anything, but there are plenty of non-lewd posts here.

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=I+want+to+kobold

>> No.16462018

I want to challenge a salamander to the greatest sport of al time
THUMB WAR!

>> No.16462019

>>16462006
You have one about ear rubs and one about icecream. Literally everything else is fetish shit. And the two that aren't do nothing to expand on her character. She's one dimensional, and you can't bring up a wide array of interests after the accusation is levied at you and still have it count. Show, don't tell.

>> No.16462022

>>16461981
Good for her!

>>16461986
That's adorable, especially for an undead girl. I'm sure she'll make a fine heiress.

>>16461988
I'm sure they'd adapt appropriately, it may take a little longer but the family experience is what counts.

>>16461991
Good on you, she's very lucky to have someone who supports her as you do.

>>16462001
She must be quite skilled then!

>> No.16462031

>>16462022
>She must be quite skilled then!
Worst. Shot. Ever.

>> No.16462036

>>16462019
It seems like you barely read the first page, but whatever. It doesn't matter if I do it in my usual posting style or not though, if I did that for very post I make even I'd be sick of me. Answering questions like this is most of how I post now anyway.

>> No.16462044

>>16462031
Oh, well do her sword skills make up for that at least?

>> No.16462047

>>16462022
As the eldest daughter she has the greatest right to inherit our land, and with the rest of her several dozen sisters our familial land will quickly become a village and eventually a regional powerhouse with my daughter on top.

>> No.16462048

>>16462036
I read the entire thing I just ignored everything that wasn't your typical "I want to X my kobold", because I'm not talking about your responses. And the rest had something to do with latex or was straight up bondage play.

Like, you understand the difference between posting about your daughter's love of classical music, and saying "Well she also likes classical" in response to some one calling her one dimensional right?

>> No.16462057

>>16462044
Not really, it makes her tip over. She's six you know?

>> No.16462060

>>16462048
>Like, you understand the difference between posting about your daughter's love of classical music, and saying "Well she also likes classical" in response to some one calling her one dimensional right?
Of course I do, but she's only been called one-dimensional maybe one or two times including this one, yet I've posted in response to waifu/daughteru questions way, way more than that.

>> No.16462062
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16462062

I just got an update for my Miia and Wock commission.

It's just this

Shading looks like it's going well

>> No.16462064

>>16461753
>not wanting to dom them instead

>> No.16462066

>>16462047
That sounds like the beginning of a grand dynasty.

>>16462057
Well I know now, I'm sure her skills will improve as she grows up.

>> No.16462067

>>16462062
>not red wine

Enjoy your heart attack
Nah but looks nice m8

>> No.16462080

>>16462060
Yeah but what I'm saying is, if you have to answer questions, you've already messed up. If you posted about something that wasn't latex bitchsuits for once, I wouldn't be asking. And even if I did you could have responded with "Here are all the posts I've made about watching my daughter play tennis." "Here are all the posts I've made about walking around the shops with my daughteru and finding rare classical CDs to buy for her"

Take tennis for one. Now I don't catch all your posts, and most the ones I do recognize for yours I ignore. but I'm willing to bet I'm not alone in not knowing she played tennis. And yet every one knows about your rape dungeon. See what I mean?

>> No.16462083

>>16462048
>>16462060
Part of why KDF is so annoying is because he posts all the time on "What is your waifu's ______" or "What does your daughteru ______".

>> No.16462090
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New wife picture.
This was a request from months ago.

>> No.16462098

>>16462090
lean.

>> No.16462100

>>16462080
Yes, I guess I do. I do try not to do my 'usual' posts all the time even though I desperately want to expand on stuff like this in addition to the fetish stuff, so I answer thread questions instead. I know it's not the same but this isn't just my thread.

>> No.16462101

>>16462090
Did you commission this swf? http://darkseraphim12.deviantart.com/art/Day-30-Celebrate-Monster-Girls-554732126

>> No.16462102

>>16461793
Probably a Alchemist/scientist like her mother.

>> No.16462107

>>16462066
And it will be, it wont happen overnight but I will have enough daughters to start a small village, and from their my eldest will be limited only by her own ambition.

>> No.16462109

>>16462100
I wouldn't mind you posting half as much if everything you said wasn't coated in a layer of dank, cum-stained and bitch-slobbered latex with the pretense of a happy normal family slapped on top.

It makes it seem like all you care about is sex. and for some one who plays themselves off to be a father that's inherently offputting. Just, post about the pride of watching her win a school tennis tournament or something. You know, without then taking her home and putting her sweaty body in a bitchsuit and making her lick peanut butter off your cock for being a good girl.

>> No.16462117

>>16462101
No, that is something that person did for one of those draw a thing with a theme every day challenges or something.
There are a few things of that sort.

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I wonder what flags in the MG would be like

>> No.16462125

>>16462109
Ok anon. I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, I hadn't really thought of it this way before. My relationship with my Kobolds did absolutely start as a purely sexual fantasy and has slowly grown into something less one-dimensional over time and progress is slow, so I appreciate the chance to grow these conversations bring.

>> No.16462127

>>16462117
>force a "draw {waifu species} challenge"
>receive free art
DEVILISH

>> No.16462130

>>16461908
>How does she keep them all healthy?
She has her little garden. Her Ryu "auntie" and Alraune friend help her keep it.

>> No.16462131

>>16462127
I wouldn't be surprised if Gazerfag is some sort of subversive super genius, skilled only in the ways of receiving free art of his waifu.

>> No.16462139

>>16462131
>implying it's not real gazer hypnotizing fags into drawing art of her

>> No.16462142

>>16462139
Spooky.

>> No.16462145

>>16462090
What's up with that jap gazer twitter bot? Who runs it? Why?

>> No.16462148

Gentlemen, how do we make the ultimate Onee-san? I suggest a Kraken mixed with a Dark Mage.

>> No.16462151

>>16462125
Say waht you want about KDF, this attitude is quite refreshing especially on /mgt/.

>> No.16462152

>>16461439
>dump
Later today, I have work and have some file renaming autism to deal with first

>> No.16462154

>>16462151
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16462156

>>16462148
Well you start with big tits.

>> No.16462157

>>16462148
Wock Dark Mage.

Boom.

>> No.16462159

Hellhound mommydom.

>> No.16462160

>>16462148
This >>16462157 or Dark Mage Demon.
>>16462159
I'm interested.

>> No.16462166

How is your writing or setting coming along anons? Are you listening to your government issue Writefairy? Or did you just lock her in your dresser with your crusty socks?

>> No.16462169
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16462169

When will 2017 happen?

>> No.16462170

>>16462156
Of course, it's not an Onee-san if her tits aren't huge

>>16462157
I see your Wock Mage and raise you a Wock Kraken hybrid.

>> No.16462172

>>16462160
A Dark Mage Wock Demon.

>> No.16462176

>>16462172
Dark Mage Titania Wock Demon

>> No.16462181

>>16462170
I up your hybrid and suggest Wock Darkmage twin onee-sans.
Double the sis and tits.

>> No.16462183

>>16462166
Even though I said I'd probably stop writing because it felt weird, I've still got a WIP that I want to finish at some point. It's pretty non-specific to the things I didn't like, so it might work out.

> Or did you just lock her in your dresser with your crusty socks?
That's terrible!

>> No.16462184

>>16462148
Kej mixed with Cursed Sword.

>> No.16462188

>>16462169
It's happening right now. The monstergirls are coming, they're on their way!

>> No.16462190

>>16462151
I think he's annoying and wish he used a name or trip so I could filter him. The guy was alright at first but now he's just the guy who wont shut uo about his wierd fantasies. He doesn't even make much content to excuse it either.

>> No.16462191

>>16462176
Dark White Mage Titania Kraken Wock Demon.

>> No.16462193

>>16462166
1.I have a writing salamander
2.my writing is slow and steady, dont really have a setting outside of what my readers put together

>> No.16462194

>>16462145
It's a tsundere Gazer-chan bot, it replies to you if you tweet at it, and it sometimes just replies to your tweets in general if it follows you. It's a bit wonky with replies and I don't fully understand how it works, considering I don't nip super well, but it's just one of those Japanese twitter bots.
The owner lists the email for inquiries as kixyouseigmail.com

It uses art by asutora(@anterdel) as the header and occasionally tweets out original works by him, I believe he and the owner are friends.

>> No.16462197

>>16462181
I mean twin Onee-sans are obviously better than single Onee-sans, but we're trying to distill as much Onee-san into one MG as possible.

>> No.16462198

>>16462188
Where is my waifu?

>> No.16462199

>>16462166
I'm running on Valve time.

>> No.16462200

>>16462190
Aww.

>> No.16462201

>>16461103
what if some of us in this thread are monsters inside, even if we appear to be human?

>> No.16462203

>>16462148
Hourglass body type mixed with Dark Mage, Kraken, Titania, and Demon.

>> No.16462207
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>>16462125
The plot advances!

>> No.16462208

>>16462198
She'll be here, don't worry about that right now. Your waifu is on her way!

>> No.16462209

>>16462191
This might be it
>Dark white mage
I don't know what to make of this though

>>16462203
Hourglass body is assumed for all Onee-sans, I believe

>> No.16462215

>>16462207
Exactly anon! A bit of outside perspective once in awhile is always exciting.

>> No.16462218

>>16462208
go back to your floppy wieners George

>> No.16462219

>>16462208
Thanks anon. That's very comforting to know. And I hope yours in on her way!

>> No.16462220

>>16462159
I wish a Hellhound huffed and puffed and blew my load out.
>>16462169
When Half-Life 3 comes out.

>> No.16462222

>>16462219
I really hope so!

>> No.16462228

>>16462220
But loads are for sucking, if she actually blows then her nice meal goes everywhere. Worse than playing with her food.
She could always huff and puff and blow lightly in your ear though.

>> No.16462229

>>16462160
>>16462172
>>16462176
Stop my penis can only get so erect

>> No.16462232

>>16462183
Good on ya then. I still have a lot to work out and a shitton of stuff to type into a computer from paper and then turn it into a 2/3/4th draft that'll make it even fucking bigger. Not to mention notes on various ideas, characters, events, etc like a Lich requiring assistance with getting her lab back from her scheming former assistant, or the main story's party's mage dealing with excessive racism and elitism from a bunch of geeks in hats from a magic college all because she's a Lamia and self taught.
I'd kill for a drink after thinking up some of the stupid idears I come up with.

>> No.16462234

>>16462199
Never more than two chapters?

>> No.16462235

>>16462157
>>16462172
>>16462176
>Wock
Way to ruin it

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>>16462235
Kill yourself and free yourself from your excessive shit taste.

>> No.16462242

>>16462232
That certainly sounds complex anon, I wish you the best of luck!

>> No.16462243
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16462243

"Oh little Shota tied up on my bed...
You'll ever so love it when I give you head!"

>> No.16462245
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Do you think your demon wife would oblige if you told her to roleplay being your lewd Onee-san and stay in character the whole week? Would she be into it?

>> No.16462246

>>16462148
Start off with a Titania base. Heat slowly and add wock continuously. Once the soup turns a purple colour, add fine dark mage. Then splash some kraken in and boom. There is your perfect onee-san.

>> No.16462247

>>16462243
I should have listened. I should have stayed out of the swamp.

>> No.16462248

>>16462125
No problem. If we talk about things and your fantasy develops, it might not be so gross that I feel compelled to tell you to fuck off all the time. I really do wish you'd put a trip on already though.

>> No.16462251

>>16462243
I heard the music
Nice edit

>> No.16462252

>>16462243
>no ara ara dark mage onee san

>> No.16462253

>>16462243
Is that Swamp Hermit for "you're getting your cock sucked, kid"?

>> No.16462255

>>16462248
I'll do my best anon, I promise! No can do on the trip though.

>> No.16462256

>>16462243
Where's the bear girl and harpy best friend who's trying to save the shota?

>> No.16462257

>>16462242
Watch as I turn a complex idea into a piece of shit anytime around when I get a replacement charge cord for a laptop.
I also have ideas that I fully expect someone to go "Thatcs fucking retared" and "Why'd you shoehorn a Wight here?" or my favorite "Your steelim is less interesting than her snarky companion, her mayadere sister, and your interpretation of your setting's DL".

>> No.16462259

>>16462243
This is mah swamp, donkeh

>> No.16462260

>>16462243
BanjoKazooieGameOver.jpg

>> No.16462264
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Is there such thing as too much mofu?

>> No.16462266

>>16462256
Nowhere, all that's there is a black wise-cracking donkey centaur.

>> No.16462267

>>16462243

Tootie was a piece of shit, good riddance.

>> No.16462268

>>16462266
I can see someone's never played Banjo-Kazooie.

>> No.16462269

>>16462264
No. Not until mofu consumes the world and the universe. There will never be enough.

>> No.16462271

>>16462266
Voiced by an Alpfucker.

>> No.16462274

>>16462257
I don't know about you, but sometimes writing for myself is better than not writing, whether I post it or not.

>> No.16462275

>>16462243
Should have never let her watch Wizard of Oz.

>> No.16462277

>>16462268
No, I cant say that I have. I wasn't allowed any video game consoles as a kid.

>> No.16462278

>>16462274
Ah yes, true.
Either way, I am steeled to face the music when I get far enough for that or the token human female party member.

>> No.16462281

>>16462275
But now we have winged Kakuens and I have a DM who wants to momdom me.

>> No.16462282

>>16462277
I know this feel. Didn't have an N64 until 2000. Or cable for that matter.

>> No.16462285

>>16462275
At least it wasn't Return to Oz

>> No.16462288

>>16462281
Living in a swamp seems a bit counter-intuitive when you melt at the slightest sign of moisture though.

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>>16462243
>grumpy
>lives in swamp in solitude
>now she is green

>> No.16462291

>>16462288
Would she melt if you get her "wet" too?

>> No.16462293

>>16462288
the melt is now figurative, it feels like she's melting when she gets wet

>> No.16462295
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>>16461850
I wonder what would it be like to tie up your own vampire waifu and suck all of HER blood.

I wonder if monsters can have those sort of fetishes...

>> No.16462297

>>16462282
I had 1 hour of TV/computer time a day until high school. When my mom finally let up a little I still had to buy all my own consoles and games and stuff. She wonders why I was addicted to games after that, I was starving man.

>> No.16462299

>>16462293
>"AHHHN~ Your dick is making me wet! Fuck me harder and melt my pussy!"

>> No.16462301

>>16462291
I agree with >>16462293, figuratively melting.

>>16462295
Do Vampires even have their own blood?

>> No.16462302

>>16462297
similar feels. but now I can imagine a dom-mom Anubis doing this

>> No.16462303

>>16462234
There are things I haven't updated in years, yes. But then most writefags have those. I just meant that writing is a bit slow, but it'll be done when its done.

>> No.16462308
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"Anon! It's time for your morning stretch!"

>> No.16462309

>>16462303
Yeah.
Writing is slow if you do more than a guy being raped by Monster C.

>> No.16462314

>>16462302
At leas then I'd be getting sex. Monstergirl mother stuff has always weirded me out a little though, my mom and I are pretty close now.

>> No.16462316

>>16462309
Fuckin' A right it is
>people are going to expect me to update every week or worry that I've disappeared again
I just don't want to disappoint

>> No.16462318

>>16462308
Begone /fit/ waifu, I only date /pol/ waifus.

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>>16462318

>> No.16462321

>>16462316
At least they care enough to do that. Only one I disappoint is myself.

>> No.16462322

>>16462308
Stretching is lame, I've been up for hours anyway.

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>>16462301
>Do Vampires even have their own blood?
I assume it varies from setting to setting.

Some vampires in some movies explode into showers of blood when they are cut/killed. Other's simply can lose their lims like it's nothing and turn into dust when they die.

>> No.16462329

>>16462320
>flareguns
Useless if not close range.

>> No.16462331

>>16462320
You know me so well senpai.

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>>16462320
>flaregun with bayonet
>no monster features
pls

>> No.16462333

>>16462326
Ok, assuming that they do have blood, would it even taste good? It might even be poisonous to humans, or at least make you sick.

>> No.16462339

>>16462332
What a lovable cunt.

>> No.16462341

>>16462320
>flare gun with bayonet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16462344

>>16462341
Take off the bayonet and mod the guns into little grenade launchers ala Peace Walker.

>> No.16462352

>>16462339
There's not going to be much left of her if the mangaka keeps taking parts off of her

>> No.16462355

>>16462332
I will accept the subhuman waifus.

>> No.16462357

>>16462329
>>16462341
http://imgur.com/a/ZGUKz

She generally fights in melee range anyway, the flare guns are just there to allow her to distract her opponents with the flash. Doesn't work when her husbando is blind.

>> No.16462359

>>16462352
Isn't she one armed, one legged, and one eyed already? Shecs a shoein for the villain role in Wrongfully Accused.

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>>16462333
I bet it gives you superpowers.

I'd say it turns you into a vampire incubus, but that's too close to monsterboyification for some people here.

>> No.16462370

>>16462355
but they're communists
>>16462359
Yea, she's fucked up. always getting jobbed.

>> No.16462371

>>16462357
Fun fact: Flareguns can kill very easily and their targets dies painfully. Those that manage to live get 3rd degree burns and will experience funtimes at a burn ward.

>> No.16462374

>>16462370
Cool, now they can form a waifu collective for anon's dick.

>> No.16462376

>>16462371
Reminds me of that scene from Judge Dredd.

>> No.16462382

>>16462316
That actually bothers me slightly. Writefags who don't post something for over a month or so are seen as "dead". At this point with certain writefags showing up even years after going silent A recent example being Peterdnzl no one should be surprised that some of them go off to do other things for a few months or so.

>> No.16462390

>>16462382
>spoiler
that's me though

>> No.16462400

>>16462382
They're running from the monsters birthed through their works.

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I wonder how it feel for the spirit to have her armour cleaned

>> No.16462406

>>16462360
>Vampire-Incubus
>Getting dressed up in an black tailcoat with a red loosely folded lapel, brocaded with gold
>Your cravat and waistcoat, pants, and thigh high black leather boots completing the "Vampire Count" look
>You will never flirt with your wife by giving her clavacle and neck love bites with longer canines
>You will never fluster your daughter, who's taken to stealing your midnight snacks, carefully hidden behind fake bricks in the walls

>> No.16462408

>>16462402
Like being molested.

>> No.16462412

>>16462402
Like a dragon getting her scales groomed.

>> No.16462414

Does actual violence/combat that ends in injury or death instead of just arousal happen in your headcanon monstergirl setting?

>> No.16462416

>>16462406
That turkey went bad ages ago.
It'll wreck her stomach something fierce. Like a Wurm in a chinashop after being dumped.

>> No.16462418

>>16462406
> your midnight snacks, carefully hidden behind fake bricks in the walls
Who's blood is it?

>> No.16462419

>>16462414
Yes, this happens in my work

>> No.16462421

>>16462414
Sometimes, yes. There's a demon who takes great pleasure in raping people to death.

>> No.16462424

>>16462414
Yes. My headcanon is a modern setting though, so not much different from the way things are now except monstergirls live there.

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>>16462235
Built to Onee-san

>> No.16462428

>>16462390
And I want you to know I'm still really happy you're back. If only we could get Parkedbuggy to show up with a new chapter I'd be all set.

>> No.16462431

>>16462414
I suppose that one in a while even the Order can win some battles against monsters.

>> No.16462434

>>16462428
There's definitely some writers I miss here too
Someone said in a thread a while back that they miss having 3 or 4 write updates a thread. Did everyone leave at the same time, or did I miss some drama

>> No.16462435

>>16462414
Yep.

>> No.16462442

>>16462414
Yes, and I also ignore the whole 'MGs will lose all attraction to married men and won't attempt to rape them'. Not that I've ever imagined it actually successfully happening, the guy defends himself or his wife steps in and goes nuclear to defend him, but I like there at least being the threat of actual bad things happening unlike in the stock setting where manaobama makes everything just work(tm)

>> No.16462444

>>16462414
Yes, but monstergirls fucking hate it and if one of them kills a man they're generally hunted by the more aggressive girls for it.

>> No.16462447

>>16462414
It can happen, when they're not able to control themselves, but they get marked and hunted by their own.

Not only because they don't want men getting hurt, but because they can't let traces of themselves existing.

>> No.16462450

>>16462414
Im not one for death, most of it is offscreen in my writings

monster girls are gunning for injury but will kill if need be. demon real silver is a nice way to have entertaining fights without blood shed or the same corruption cursed sword carrieds

>> No.16462454

>>16462238
>>16462426
>Having taste this shit in onee-sans
Don't ever reply to me again

>> No.16462455

>>16462434
Nah, we just get fewer updates than usual. Whoever you miss is probably still around, in the last few months we've had random stories or updates from several writefags the thread had previously declared dead. Hell, Yananon is back, and he was gone longer than you.

>> No.16462457

>>16462442
See, I absolutely need this in my setting or else it's worse than 3DPD NTR bullshit, at least in my opinion.

>> No.16462464

>>16462414
Somewhat. The will fight or even kill if the have to or are driven to it, but since they see humans as precious this worth protecting, it's not common.

>> No.16462470

>>16462457
I definitely see the risk of that but it's not my intention whatsoever. I just like the idea of an adventuring party in the setting and it's silly if the majority of threat is eliminated just because the guy decided to consummate with his party members
It's cliche too but it's fun

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>>16462426
>Canonically taller than the average human male
>Has a hugging habit
Wockfag has the right idea.

>> No.16462476

>>16462470
I feel you anon.

>> No.16462477

>>16462414
Depends, I have two head canon settings. One is a modern town with all the advantages and disadvantages of every day life.
Actual combat is rare since the focus of the setting is more on a localized area than the world at large, traffic accidents and the like still happen though.

The other setting is a town in what's almost a 1:1 of the official MGE setting, so it's exactly the same as that in regards to combat. At the end of the day though, both settings only really exist as an excuse to imagine girls in them.

>> No.16462483

>>16462470
I can see your point. Monster girls might hit on married men sometimes in mine, but she must either be drunk, or really want his dick. If other monsters notice that she is hitting on a married dude they might make her back off though.

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And thus I beheld the White Dragon, and her breath was as a cool wind on a soggy summer's day; yay, verily I say unto you that she was one cool cat.

>> No.16462495

>>16462483
Yeah and that's the thing, 'civilized' girls will absolutely still back off and intelligent monsters as well.
But like a raging Dire ushi-oni charging down the mountain at the guy and suddenly stopping and saying 'oh, I didn't see that holstaur wife with you, carry on' just seems kinda silly.

>> No.16462497

>>16462371
>>16462357
>>16462341
>Use the bayonett to cut a nigga open and light him up from the inside with a flare
What are you complaining about?

>> No.16462508

>>16462495
Just imagine that any MG that tries to take another's husband has to face the personal wrath of the Demon Lord.

>> No.16462509

>>16462332
glorious aryan monstergirls

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>>16462509
She's a qtpie, at least before the hook hand and peg leg.
I like the eyepatch though

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>>16462495
>But like a raging Dire ushi-oni charging down the mountain at the guy
I'd be happy to step in the way and save him

>> No.16462530

>>16462508
That certainly is a valid reasoning in the base setting, for sure. In mine there's still some animosity between monster races of differing ideologies and stuff. It takes place only about 300 years after she came to power so she's not quite as godlike in power with hundreds of lilim running around yet, and some of the older monsters have vivid memories of the time before she ascended.
It's only one of a few settings I imagine stuff/write stuff in though.

>> No.16462534 [DELETED] 

>>16462515
somehow now I really want nazi mgs, or at least dress them up into uniforms.

>> No.16462538

>>16462382
>TFW nobody misses you and it feels great to not be responsible to update anything

>> No.16462541

>>16462308
Does sex counts as stretching?

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>>16462534
Ve have vays of making you talk!

>> No.16462542 [DELETED] 

>>16462534
It's been done before, but it always starts an argument

>> No.16462544

>>16462530
If you are talking about "your setting" why are you complaining at all? Change it, justify it some other way, ignore it, who fucking cares.

>> No.16462545

>>16462541
It depends on the sex.

>> No.16462551

>>16462166
Well I was going to write today, but then I started playing The Wolf Among Us and that was a lot of fun, and now I'm back here and I would have to drink coffee to stay up if I was gonna write, and that's just a hassle, the kitchen's really far away, you know?

>> No.16462553

>>16462414
>injury
Yes.

>death
Yes and no. It does happen, but only very rarely. At least when it comes to humans, monster dying does happen every now and again due to the order and hero.

>> No.16462554 [DELETED] 

>>16462543
>tfw a group of Wehrwulfenmacht forces hold you at gun point, forcing you to guide them to some ancient relic or treasure that their officer is obsessed with.

>> No.16462556 [DELETED] 

>>16462534
You mean monster supremacists.

>> No.16462559

>>16462545
Better question then: What kinds of sex counts as stretching?

>> No.16462563 [DELETED] 

>>16462554
Why would I be forced? Finding that shit is my job AND passion, and of course I'm more than willing to submit to girls in leather boots regardless of their stand on politics.

>> No.16462562 [DELETED] 

>>16462542
tell them to argue with my dick if they have a problem.

>> No.16462565 [DELETED] 

>>16462554
See, that's better than Wulf breeding program with young boys. Bit of an Indiana Jones vibe

>> No.16462573 [DELETED] 

>>16462554
>Anondiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Bark

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>>16462573
This takes me back

>> No.16462576 [DELETED] 

>>16462563
>Wehrwulfen capture a Human archaeologist, to lead them to an ancient treasure.
>Expect him to fight tooth and nail all the way.
>Instead he just gets turned on by their rough treatment of him.
>When he declares he's a slave to cute wolf nazis with a lewd face, many of the soldiers get flustered and don't know what to do.
>They weren't trained for this kind of man.

>> No.16462578 [DELETED] 

>>16462575
>Salamander and her mom slept with the same guy
Hot.

>> No.16462584 [DELETED] 

>>16462578
>How did you know he was a Nazi
>hmm?
>HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A NAZI
>He talksh in hish shleep

>> No.16462598 [DELETED] 

>>16462575
>Lamias... why did it have to be lamias?!

>> No.16462602 [DELETED] 

>>16462598
>a bunch of bug girls in Temple of Poon
>rat and mice girls in the tombs of Venice in Full-Mast Crusade
Not to mention the flashback where he's on the circus train whipping at a Tsun-lion

>> No.16462605

>>16462414
Sometimes. It's seen as a heinous crime in my setting. Punishable by life in prison or other methods. But not execution.

>> No.16462610 [DELETED] 

>>16462598
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3ZIc5IL2w..

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>>16462610
>THERE'S A SNAKE ON THE PLANE
>ara ara~ Who's this hunk of man?

>> No.16462626

>>16462442
Does your setting have methods of avoiding MG rape when you're married? Such as scent marking? Will a MG touch a man who's thoroughly marked with another MGs scent?

>> No.16462634 [DELETED] 

>>16462543
Literally the worst character from the worst writer.

>> No.16462637 [DELETED] 

>>16462634
yeah, but tits and nazi uniforms tho

>> No.16462638 [DELETED] 

>>16462618
>Oh Doctor Jones!~ I've read all your papers, they're so interesting!~
>She starts unzipping his pants.
>JOCK THE- Ah!..

>> No.16462646

>>16462626
Civilized and intelligent ones absolutely
Wild ones need to be fended off, but most of my characters are competent combatants
It never actually happens, just the threat of it

>> No.16462668 [DELETED] 

>>16462637
Doesn't excuse the fact that fur faggotry happened.

>> No.16462670 [DELETED] 

>>16462668
Doesn't matter, hot girl in nazi uniform.

>> No.16462679 [DELETED] 

>>16462543
Nazi stuff is a massive turnoff.

>> No.16462683

>>16461979
Yes, I hired the siren for singing lessons while my wife hired the Gandharva for music lessons. My wife is thinking about giving dance lesson with Apsara friend to my daughter.

>> No.16462684 [DELETED] 

>>16462534
>you will never have a German Shepard Kobold who talks about 'the good ol days'
I'm a jew and I want this.

>> No.16462697 [DELETED] 

>>16462679
>t. shit taste

>> No.16462701

>>16462245
Bit late to the response, but yes.
My waifu is into a lot of kinky things.

>> No.16462712 [DELETED] 

>>16462697
But I don't get how it turns people on. Like girls in uniforms are my fetish. But girls in nazi uniforms is just trash.

>> No.16462713 [DELETED] 

>>16462670
Still a piece of shit.

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>>16462679
For some it's a massive turn on.

I love the thought of a Manticore in that sort of outfit raping me.

>> No.16462716 [DELETED] 

>>16462712
>But girls in nazi uniforms is just trash.
>t. commie

>> No.16462720 [DELETED] 

>>16462679
For you

>> No.16462721 [DELETED] 

>>16462714
I can agree. A girl with basically this uniform turns me on. But when you smack a swastika on there it just kills it.

>> No.16462724 [DELETED] 

>>16462634
Bollocks isn't our worst writer though. TFT and /monster/ also have people way worse than him in terms of skill and content.

>> No.16462725 [DELETED] 

>>16462712
Its the blacks, silvers, greys, and reds. Gives it a dangerous yet classy vibe.

>> No.16462731 [DELETED] 

>>16462721
Do you live in Poland by chance, or are of semitic descent?

>> No.16462734 [DELETED] 

>>16462716
Now I think about it a girl with a communist unifrom doesn't turn me off as much a nazi uniform does.

I guess really it's because nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit and other shit stuff like that.

>> No.16462735
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I want a mojo Dark Mage who'll go all guhihi while molesting a boy for the first time.

>> No.16462737 [DELETED] 

>>16462734
>>16462734
>it's because nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit
Anon, you're the one here associating it with furshit.

>> No.16462739 [DELETED] 

>>16462712
It's basically a nonsensical fear boner. You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences and the ravings of a madman; but it feels oh so good submitting to her.
Plus if you're on the losing side then you can just ask the Catholics to give you a nice little mansion in Argentina to settle down and raise a family in.

>> No.16462747 [DELETED] 

>>16462734
>nazi uniform fetish is just associated with furshit and other shit stuff like that.
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.16462750 [DELETED] 

>>16462737
It's like you've only been on the internet for a day. That shit is everywhere and you see it whether you want to or not.

>You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences

That doesn't sound sexy or even fear boner. That's just sick. And I love fear boners aswell.

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>>16462735
Those manatanks of hers will get even larger.

>> No.16462756 [DELETED] 

>>16462750
one part of that was mean't for >>16462739

>>16462747
I guess it's just what I've seen. Still personally I think it's a massive turn off and is fairly disgusting.

>> No.16462759

Guys.

Dark mage holst.

>> No.16462760 [DELETED] 

>>16462721
For me it doubles the arousal due to my love for evil girls.

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>>16462759
I wholeheartedly approve provided she's tan.

>> No.16462765

>>16462753
No, I will drain them several times every day and become capable of casting Armageddon in the process

>> No.16462766 [DELETED] 

>>16462760
Like I get the whole evil girl factor. But when it's nazis its just a little too real to be arousing.

>> No.16462767

>>16462761
Does this mean that she'll have a titanic chest That ruined her dreams of being a successful rogue?

>> No.16462768 [DELETED] 

>>16462750
>It's like you've only been on the internet for a day. That shit is everywhere and you see it whether you want to or not.
Anon, one thing is seeing two things together a bunch of times. Another thing is associating them with such strength that thinking of one thing immediately leads to thoughts about the other.

One is unavoidable. The other is pretty much on you. Not only that, what sites are you visiting that leads you to see nazi furfaggotry in such great quantities? Generally a site accepting furfaggotry isn't a site one would want to go to, let alone multiple of them.

>>You know she's evil and wants to destroy entire races based on fabricated sciences
>That's just sick.

I agree. It isn't fabricated.

>> No.16462770

>>16462767
She tried to be a rogue, but decided to become a mage due to the unlimited mana and her ever growing tanks.

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>>16462721
One could always use a stylized Demon Lord insignia in its place.

>> No.16462773 [DELETED] 

>>16462771
That would be much better.

>> No.16462776

>>16462770
>ever growing.
I need ropes and a gag.

For science.

>> No.16462778 [DELETED] 

This is why I didn't want to talk about Nazi shit, because it always causes an argument

>> No.16462779
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If you can figure out what kind of monster is this, you can keep it!

>> No.16462782 [DELETED] 

>>16462768
I've just seen it. I ain't a furfag or anything but I've seen it. And even if I do unfairly associate it with furshit. It's just too real so it's more sick than scary. I mean I don't know how many of us have been to Auschwitz, but I definitely didn't get aroused when I was there. But that's just me.

>> No.16462788 [DELETED] 

>>16462782
Get over it. It's been over half a century. Most of us weren't even born. No need to have this entire argument because someone got upset over an MG with nazi motifs got posted.

>> No.16462789 [DELETED] 

>>16462778
It's more of a discussion. I'm just genuinely confused why people are aroused by it. Usually I can understand other fetishes but Nazi Uniforms I don't.

>> No.16462791 [DELETED] 

>>16462788
If you think that's what it's about. Then you're wrong.

>> No.16462793 [DELETED] 

>>16462789
Its like any fetish, if you don't have it you wont understand it.

>> No.16462795 [DELETED] 

>>16462791
Then what? Furfags?

>> No.16462796 [DELETED] 

>>16462771
Eh, it's too complex. Clashes with the clean-cut qualities of the uniform.
You'd need something simpler if you want a replacement.

>>16462782
I've been to the Holocaust museum and visited the shores of Normandy, and I'm not reflexively #triggered by swastikas.

>> No.16462799 [DELETED] 

>>16462778
>because it always causes an argument
>letting that stop you
Learn to thrive in threads even if they're on fire (not that this one is). It's called metaposting.

>> No.16462801

>>16462779
Leaf Dragon!

>> No.16462803 [DELETED] 

>>16462793
Not him but that's pretty ironic for these threads.

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Why you niggas gotta act so stupid over stupid shit?

>> No.16462807

>>16462779
She looks like she would be great friends with my daughteru.

>> No.16462808 [DELETED] 

>>16462789
I'm a good goy that has no outstanding sympathies for Hitler or the Nazis, but their uniforms are /fa/ as all fuck and I'd have no issues at all if my Demon wife roleplayed a sexy SS officer on her Dom night for me

I do understand the association with furries though, I know what you/that anon is talking about but it's no issue separating that notion from my own fantasies

>> No.16462811

>>16462801
Wrong!

>>16462807
Probably!

>> No.16462812 [DELETED] 

>>16462795
No. It's not some "lmao dood y u so triggered by nazis?".

>> No.16462814

>>16462779
It's a Dragonfly!
I'll see myself out.

>> No.16462817 [DELETED] 

>>16462812
>Then what?
>No definitive answer

Anon...

>> No.16462819

>>16462779
Senegal bichir.

>> No.16462821 [DELETED] 

>>16462808
I guess like I said. It's just too real for me. I personally thinks it's a stupid fetish. But that's me. You could call a lot of my fetishes stupid aswell.

>> No.16462823

>>16462811
I can already hear my daughter asking me if she can invite her friend for a sleepover.

My daughteru a cute.

>> No.16462824 [DELETED] 

>>16462812
When you act triggered over nazis, people are going to notice you got triggered by nazis.

>> No.16462830 [DELETED] 

>>16462824
If you want to call it that. You go ahead. I know you want stop saying it's like that but whatever.

>triggered

You can stop that.

>> No.16462832 [DELETED] 

>>16462778
Wew two guys said they don't like it, better stop posting about it now.

Does your last name also end in -berg?

>> No.16462837 [DELETED] 

>>16462832
That's problem with the fetish. It just opens the flood gates for /pol/'a cancer.

>> No.16462840 [DELETED] 

>>16462837
Just wait until it eventually gets deleted and go on with your day.

>> No.16462841 [DELETED] 

>>16462724
Let me put it in a metaphor using food then. Peterdnzl is like getting a delicious london broil flank steak. Sure, it takes a long time to marinade and broil or grill, but that shit just melts in your fucking mouth and is otherwise delicious. Stories from people like Bollocks are like going to your McFatass or the American South and ordering a fucking Luther Burger. Sure, it'll taste good and it has the instant gratification to it, but it lacks refined flavour and quality.

>> No.16462843 [DELETED] 

>>16462840
What the nazi uniform stuff?

>> No.16462848
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>>16462814
Wrong again!

>>16462819
That's correct! She's a tiny Dinosaur Bichir also called 'Dragon Fish'.
Enjoy your new monster!

>>16462823
I bet your Daughteru and her friend would love to have their own Dragon Fish, too.

>> No.16462849 [DELETED] 

>>16462841
>That succubus that forces the lieutenant or whatever to eat her out all day

Truly a classic scene if it were a movie.

>> No.16462850 [DELETED] 

>>16462837
That only ever comes up when people act offended by the uniforms, people post /pol/ stuff out of spite for the person making a fuss.

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>>16462848

>> No.16462854 [DELETED] 

>>16462734
Since when? Personally seen more material to relate it directly to lolis than anything. And I mean... just look at currently airing anime.

>Sabbath in SS Uniforms
>Swastika replaced with cute cartoon goat heads
Now this has potential.

>> No.16462857

>>16462848
>>16462852
Christ this is adorable.

Sauce on artist?

>> No.16462859 [DELETED] 

>>16462850
That doesn't make it acceptable.

Would be nice if nazi uniform stuff wasn't posted here but on /d/. Or atleast would be better if the uniforms had >>16462771 instead. Much better and more relevant.

>> No.16462860
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Is there any sort of forbidden technique that lets me impregnate vampires without risking my life?

>> No.16462864 [DELETED] 

>>16462859
>Would be nice if nazi uniform stuff wasn't posted here but on /d/
>/d/
>for an uniform
Holy shit you're really triggered

>> No.16462865 [DELETED] 

>>16462854
That does have potential. Even if I'm not a fan of sabbat stuff.

>> No.16462867 [DELETED] 

>>16462859
No one gives a shit if you find it acceptable, stop being a little bitch about it.

Of course it would be better if they had a logo related to the setting but until someone pays for that to happen, good luck finding any material like that.

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>>16462857
Gebyy-terar, or Ge-b.

>> No.16462869

>>16462860
They have a strong reaction to super moons. That would probably give a good chance.

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>>16462857
gebdraws.tumblr.com

>> No.16462871 [DELETED] 

>>16462859
>nazi uniform stuff
>/d/
I don't even care for them but come on anon.

>> No.16462872 [DELETED] 

>>16462865
>Sabbat

>> No.16462873 [DELETED] 

>>16462864
It's obvious where you come from if you keep using "triggered".

>> No.16462877 [DELETED] 

>>16462873
>He thinks the word is some secret club codeword

>> No.16462878 [DELETED] 

>>16462873
It obvious where you do if you keep getting triggered for a uniform

>> No.16462879
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>>16462868
>>16462870
And this is the one in the middle.

>> No.16462880 [DELETED] 

>>16462873
"Triggered" is everywhere at this point.

>> No.16462881 [DELETED] 

>>16462873
He's right anon, you sound triggered as fuck.

>> No.16462882
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After >>16462879, but before >>16462870

>> No.16462889

>>16462879
>>16462882
Alright that's enough.

>> No.16462892

>>16462870
>>16462879
>>16462882
Man, minigirls are cute as fuck but the size difference keeps bugging me with the knowledge that it'll never really go past "cute."

>> No.16462895 [DELETED] 

>>16462878
>>16462881
Here's the (you) you crave. But if you're actually being serious. It's ironic you get mad when someone disagrees with you yet you'll tell me I'm "le triggered"

>> No.16462897

>>16462892
Sometimes anon, cute is enough.

>> No.16462900

>>16462870
Oh neat, same guy who draws the Pervy Glasses Girl.

>> No.16462901 [DELETED] 

>>16462872
Didn't sevenseas change it? Doesnt really matter really.

>> No.16462903

>>16462897
Yeah, but it means she's effectively a pet.
And that's just weird.

>> No.16462905 [DELETED] 

>>16462849
Would be a great scene to add characterization. I still stand by my point, though. Greentexting do not make good content.

>> No.16462906 [DELETED] 

>>16462895
You're the one saying a uniform of all things should go to /d/ because it hurts your feelings.

>> No.16462908

>>16462892
>he doesn't have some MGs he's just completely platonic friends with

Once I'm a husband there are loads of monsters I'd love to just hang out with on a casual basis, learning about them and their culture alongside my waifu. Maybe even journeying with them to help them find their husbandos.

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>>16462895

>> No.16462913 [DELETED] 

>>16462906
It's a /d/ tier fetish. If that hurts your feelings then that's your problem.

>> No.16462915
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Let's forget the shitposting and talk about Holstaurs instead.

>> No.16462916 [DELETED] 

>>16462905
there was that green text with a drunk succubus. I thought that was nice

>> No.16462918 [DELETED] 

>>16462913
>It's a /d/ tier fetish
This is bait,right?

>> No.16462920 [DELETED] 

>>16462905
Oh no its an actual scene in Spider and the Fly. Should have specified.

>> No.16462921

>>16462860
I want those teeth deep inside my glans

>> No.16462922 [DELETED] 

>>16462910
Ok Cheshire.

>> No.16462924

>>16462908
That might be a sweet gig actually. Being a matchmaker for monstergirls.

>> No.16462926 [DELETED] 

>>16462913
How is a piece of clothing /d/? This is stupid.

>> No.16462930
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>>16462915
What's the best personality type for a big voluptuous Holst girl?

>> No.16462933

>>16462924
I'd be a terrible matchmaker.
>put MG in a room
>bodily throw man into the room
>tell him "Trust me you'll love it"
>lock the door

>> No.16462936

>>16462930
Chaotic neutral, I'd say.

>> No.16462938 [DELETED] 

>>16462913
Now you're just being a retard, you've got 3-4 people telling you that you're full of it but you still think you're right.

>> No.16462939

>>16462900
What girl?

>> No.16462940

>>16462892
Pocket monstergirls has always been a dumb concept overall.

>> No.16462941 [DELETED] 

>>16462918
>>16462926
Just ignore him.
I get the feeling he's just trying to spin his mistake into "lol I trolled you" at this point.

>> No.16462944

>>16462882
This is indeed cute as fuck.

>>16462924
I would just go around befriending some. If they are really lonely then I might introdoce one of them to my friends.

>> No.16462945 [DELETED] 

>>16462938
>3-4 people telling you their opinions so they are right and their word is unquestionable

>> No.16462948 [DELETED] 

>>16462920
I was referring to it being a great scene in a movie, if not implied because of the pornographic nature.

>> No.16462952

>>16462442
But even in KC's setting its just that they "usually" won't attempt to rape them and won't go after him randomly. Its long been known that if a monster wants a man badly enough (i.e. if she is in love with him) then she'll be able to ignore the aversion to going after a claimed man.

>> No.16462953 [DELETED] 

>>16462941
No I'm not. I legitimately thinks it doesn't belong here. Post it somewhere else or atleast make it related.

>> No.16462955 [DELETED] 

>>16462953
Then I'm afraid you'll just have to deal with it.

>> No.16462958 [DELETED] 

>>16462841
Would that make me akin to an average food joint nobody ever remembers the next day?

>> No.16462959 [DELETED] 

>>16462913
You're starting to sound like you're from tumblr at this point.

>> No.16462961 [DELETED] 

>>16462953
>Monstergirls in uniforms don't belong in the monstergirl thread
Yeah, you're a cunt.

>> No.16462962 [DELETED] 

>>16462948
Ah, yes. Now I'm on the same page. But yes, greentext is not the best way to tell a story.

>> No.16462965

What story would you like to see as an anime?

>> No.16462967 [DELETED] 

>>16462958
Basically Denny's, Chowder.

>> No.16462969

>>16462952
Sure, then I guess my headcanon is more closely aligned then I assumed. I didn't mean to come off as insulting the primary setting.

>> No.16462970

>>16462915
I desire chubby holsts.

>> No.16462972

>>16462965
Moose saga.
It's already pretty anime. Might as well go full anime.

>> No.16462974

>>16462965
Vengeance in Little MGC
That zombie into wight story by MachineAnon
Gladiators in the Night might be good

>> No.16462975 [DELETED] 

>>16462955
At this point I'm not even going to look at it from a personal standpoint and I suggest you just take a moment to not take a look at it from a personal standpoint either.

Are nazis in MGE? No? Then it would be a great idea to shake it up and give it a MGE twist if you or anyone else wants to post it. We usually advocate for relevancy here. So please understand.

>> No.16462979

>>16462869
By "strong reaction" what do you mean?

>> No.16462980
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>>16462915
What about Succubi?

>> No.16462981 [DELETED] 

>>16462962
Which is exactly what the passive-aggressive shitheel does instead of getting good and actually, I don't know, writing in prose. Greentext is and has always been more of a way to express short ideas, not 'decent' or 'good' stories.

>> No.16462982 [DELETED] 

>>16462961
Monster girls on nazi uniforms don't really. Monster girls in uniforms? Go ahead sure I'll love that myself. But even looking at it out of my perspective is quite unrelated.

>> No.16462983 [DELETED] 

>>16462841
>>16462958
Aren't we all just tasty, yet cheap Mcdonalds menu meals in the grand scale of writing in general? Sure, someone's going to be the big mac of the group and another is going to be the shitty vegetarian option, but at the end of the day actual authors are the prime michelin star restaurant steaks.

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>>16462975
This isn't the MGE thread.

>> No.16462985

>>16462980
Still untopped as best paizuri scene put to animation

>> No.16462986

>>16462980
Who's this semon demon?

>> No.16462987 [DELETED] 

>>16462984
You're a 100% right. But does that mean you can post anything aslong as it's for monster girls slapped on it? Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted? It's monster girls is it not?

>> No.16462989 [DELETED] 

>>16462983
True. So very true.

>> No.16462990 [DELETED] 

>>16462975
>Are nazis in MGE
No but neither are office uniforms and a ton of other things that people discuss.

Besides it's as >>16462984 said, this is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread.

>> No.16462993

>>16462972
Yeah, but it would be one of those never ending shounens with overpowered main characters that never moves the main plot forward.

>> No.16462995 [DELETED] 

All you Nazi faggots forget that such things are associated with Grigori. Aka edgelord extraordinaire

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Oh god, the roles have all been reversed!

>> No.16462999 [DELETED] 

>>16462987
>Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted?
It seems accepted by the majority of people taking part in the conversation? I wouldn't choose basing your argument on that unless you planned on throwing in the towl.

>> No.16463000 [DELETED] 

>>16462987
>But does that mean you can post anything aslong as it's for monster girls slapped on it?
Yes? That happens all the time.
>Even stuff that isn't necessarily accepted?
I mean so far the only one really whinging here is you.

>> No.16463004 [DELETED] 

>>16462983
I strive to be the Salisbury steak of writing. The Lemony Snicket. The R.L. Stine.

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>>16462984
Omachi is the fluffiest and most stacked.
Too bad Orion couldnct do a proper CG of her.

At least we have Noir.

>> No.16463007 [DELETED] 

>>16462995
Associated how?

>> No.16463010

>>16462965
Moose saga and vengeance for those long runner I try to get into but never do (granted moose is LONGER)
Beast's roulette as a nice comfy romp
Greentexts as 5-minute shorts

>> No.16463012

>>16462969
No worries, just spreading the info.

>> No.16463014

>>16462993
Ah, so filler central? With copious beach episodes and endless "EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!??"s over everything?

>> No.16463016 [DELETED] 

>>16462990
Office uniforms are a lot different from nazi uniforms. Because they're usually related to something that has a story or some sort of cute cozy setting.

A nazi uniform doesn't.

>> No.16463019 [DELETED] 

>>16463007
They're all he commissions and writes about.

>> No.16463023

>>16462985
Especially the part where she curls up a bit and says "come on" while urging the next ejaculation.

>> No.16463027 [DELETED] 

>>16462995
Grigori also likes monster girls, are we not allowed to talk about monster girls now?

Who cares what one guy likes.

>> No.16463028

>>16463014
More like the edgy ones due to the girls killing tons of people at least once a volume.

>> No.16463030

>>16462993
how any has he got in his battle harem now? 5 right?

>> No.16463032

>>16462986
Shamsiel Shahar, reformed succubus of Kyunyuu Fantasy visual novel and anime.

>> No.16463035

>>16463028
>killing is edgy
Better hope I don't fudge up my bloodknight character then. I don't want her to be edgy.

>> No.16463038

>>16463032
You're a god. May your waifu become real.

>> No.16463042

>>16462939
The red-head in glasses labeled "Hentai Glasses"?

>> No.16463047 [DELETED] 

>>16462841
>>16462849
Thanks guys

>> No.16463048

>>16463030
10 million.

>> No.16463050

>>16463035
>bloodknight
>I don't want her to be edgy.
Anon I'm not quite sure how to tell you this.

>> No.16463051 [DELETED] 

>>16463047
Why are these posts deleted

>> No.16463052

>>16463035
Not him, but if memory serves right there's a weird double standard about morals in the story

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>>16462243
Impostor!

>> No.16463059

Is there any stories that have fighting but are not long and stupid like mooosesaga?

>> No.16463060

>>16463050
Guess I'll have to face the music when I reach that point.
Not like she is a complete "Uses the blood of her enemies as lube while raping you" type of gal, as she enjoys cooking and other hobbies too.
Reina from FE Fates is a good comparison.

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>>16463035
Going to play the devil's advocate here, but there's a pretty big difference between edgy and overly-gratuitous 40Kids or middle school edgy. The less you tell and the more you show makes a world of difference, as well as how bleak your setting is.

It's essentially the difference between setting a Succubus on fire just because she exists (ala EXTERMINATUS), and burning her at the stake for legitimate claims of witchcraft and demonic possession that led to the deaths of four men and a horse.

>> No.16463066

>>16463052
Yeah, moose is a bit inconsistent from what I remember.

>> No.16463069

>>16463035
Edgy is the wrong word, but they do wander about curbstomping entire armies with no real consequences at all for their actions. In any other story they'd be the villains.

>> No.16463071

>>16463059
there's that story losenis is doing

>> No.16463074

>>16463064
Tell me more there, teach'.

>> No.16463082

>>16463069
Ah, they're anti-heroes.
Somewhat what I had in mind too, though not without consequences or people questioning the murderhobo's morals.

>> No.16463083

>>16463074
A Blood Knight is a character that just enjoys fighting ALOT (i.e. Augus from Asura's Wrath). That's not really edgy.

A Blood Knight from Warhammer Fantasy is a supplicant of Khorne who'll slather your innards, offal, and blood all over him before he skullfucks your cadaver. THAT, is edgy.

>> No.16463090

>>16463083
She's the former and not the latter.
She'd be well on her way to being a Salamander in all honesty.

>> No.16463092

>>16463059
I'm working on a sequence of stories that frequently involve fighting. Followed by lewd, passionate fucking after the combatants have beaten each other senseless.

Don't count on me ever finishing it though. I've been talking about it for years and yet all I have down is a prologue to the first part.

>> No.16463093

>>16463083
There's more to edge than just violence.
There's also what I'd call "nihilistic edge."

>> No.16463095

>>16463083
>before he skullfucks your cadaver

No that's Slaanesh's gig.

>> No.16463097

>>16463059
Mine has some and will be fairly long, if not badly written.
Still very far from the halfway point of my story.

>>16463092
At least I am further along than some.

>> No.16463100

>>16463032
She's also the best girl in that entire game.
Even if you can end up with all of them.

>> No.16463102

>>16463093
Don't forget edgy humor as well.

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Would it be appropriate to post cute uniforms about now?

>> No.16463109

>>16463107
I'd prefer fashionable over cute but go ahead.

>> No.16463115

>>16463064
That poor horse...

>> No.16463118

>>16463059
Spider and the Fly has violence, but not swordfighting. I don't know if it's edgy, I tried not to make it edgy, maybe it is. But it's only 150-60 pages

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>>16463109
Oh? A man of fashion are we? How about some classy girls?

>> No.16463122

>>16463115
Just like that one manga where a woman defeats a whole army/group and one horse through sex.

>> No.16463126

>>16463119
Professional.

>> No.16463128

>>16463119
The only good snek is a Shirohebi or a Ryu (not actually a snek).

>> No.16463129

>>16463052
You mean like how Laven is a shining light of justice but will casually burn a building full of people to the ground and try and hang an old woman, and that's okay because he's on the monstergirls side? When the order guys pull shit like this in the saga they die horribly for it though, because karma.
I'll be surprised if the saga doesn't end with king laven celebrating his new title by roasting the pope guy alive to the cheers of all the monstergirls, because supposedly he can't do anything wrong.

>> No.16463130

>>16463128
>the only good snek is not a snek

What did he mean by this?

>> No.16463132

>>16463128
Ryu are weak compared to Wurms.
Wurmlings make good hats! Although I will admit Ryulings make cozy scarfs due to their tail fluff.

>> No.16463133

>>16463130
They're pretty close in appearance.
Just better in every conceivable way.

>> No.16463135

>>16463122
>What

>> No.16463140

>>16463133
But anon you shouldn't try to put other snakes/snake like girls above others. That will make the other snake sad. This will make the other snakes feel like they're worthless. This will kill the snake.

>> No.16463143

>>16463129
Bloody hell. Laven's some piece of work.
My mc can't receive the same treatment as most everyone hates his guts outside a few companions, like the alcoholic Dragoon with the dead family and is totally not Cyan from ff6 or Richard from ff2.

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>>16463119

Side note - what is that thing that holds the cig actually called?

>> No.16463147

>>16463140
But lots of people like snake girls who aren't me.
They can rest easy with that knowledge.

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>>16462892
Imagine having a Demon (or any other similar monster girl) following you around.

She would be the very definition of an "Ara Ara" MILF Monster Girl. Her body is voluptuous and delicious-looking, yet not a single gram of fat is out of place. Her the movement of her hips could charm men without magic, and her breast would sway from side to side like a hypnotist's pendulum. She could even pass as a supermodel if she wanted to.
Her dresses are both revealing yet elegant, bordering on slurty, but never out of place on the current occasion.

She would love teasing you, her voice like that of an angel but with intentions less than pure. Her flirting is incessant and very provocative, but the more you reacted to it the more hard-to-get she would act. Making you blush would be her favorite activity of the day, and if she could have her way she would tease you until you were begging her to let you fuck her or she simply turned you into her personal boytoy.

But she could never do any of this, for she is cursed to forever be considered a 'cute girl' because of her incapability to be tall enough to even reach your knees with her arms. Her ovaries would be more blue than her own skin and everyday would be a torture worse than hell because, despite all of her womanly allure, charm and magical prowess, she will never be able to force you to notice her because she will never be taller than even the palm of your hand.

>> No.16463150

How often do you think couples make it to the child tree in the center of the tentacle forest? Like one or two couples a month or even rarer?

Also, was an explanation ever given as to why flying MGs can't just go over the periphery to get there?

>> No.16463152

>>16463119
Kill yourself JuneCunt.

>> No.16463154

>>16463135
Yeah. It happened. Couldnct find source, but the girl had a hat shaped like a hand.

>> No.16463156

Been a long time since I was here, did the translated version of MGE ever come out yet?

>> No.16463162

>>16463066
To be fair, I don't know how far he plans this stuff out. I don't think he expected it to be this big when he started I still think the first volume was the best, the rest seemed to be a continuous dive in quality from there on. I dropped it just after Minte joined, so maybe it improves later?

>> No.16463163

>>16463145
I believe they're called Cigarette Holders

>> No.16463165

>>16463152
Jokes on you, he wasn't me.

>> No.16463168

>>16463163
It can't be that simple. R-Right?

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>>16463100
I've only ever seen pics from the game and watched the anime OAVs, does a translated version of the game itself exist? Assuming it would work on my computer it is a classic I would like to experience.

>> No.16463171

>>16463162
It doesn't.

I planned mine out fairly far, but I have an ending planned out. I don't know if Moose can say the same.

>> No.16463172

>>16463132
Ryus are way better than Wurms. They are smarter, kinder, cuter, fluffier and if you are too hot she can cool you down with some rain.

>> No.16463176

>>16463165
Then you kill yourself.

>> No.16463181

>>16463129
Its pretty crap.
Normally in any other story, the hero would of had a "get your shit together moment" but he comes out on to either bullshit luck or the raw power of his girls

having high tier monsters crush anything in there path is overkill. especially when there is little to no counter. laven might as well be jesus

I mean, how many stories to we have such a fucked hero?

>> No.16463182

>>16463169
It got localized as "Funbag Fantasy". I'm sure you could find a download somewhere.
It's a decent translation and there's no pixelation.

>> No.16463185

>>16463143
Not him, but the MC is a bit of a twat. He only survives because his harem are coincidentally the best at their own area of combat. Its like having a small army of dynasty warriors heroes as your ever-present bodyguards. You can do what you want because no one can get near you.

>> No.16463188

>>16463168
Well it isn't that simple, they come in length variations. That looks like a thatre length cigarette holder but there are longer and shorter ones.

>> No.16463189

>>16463172
Wurms on the other hand are more cute, endearing with their simplicity, can dig you shelters licitly split, and can easily dig up valuable ores and gems. It's why most Dragons adopt a Wurm to increase their hordr while they be lazy fucks and eat ice cream while watching the food network.

>> No.16463190

>>16463176
You will always be haunted by the fact that someone has taken June as a waifu. The only release you will have from it, will be death.

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>>16462980
>>16463169
How does Succubus milk taste anyways?

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>>16463156
Anyone?

>> No.16463200

>>16463181
I kind of like mcs who have their shit together and don't lose it every time they take 3 steps like 99% of every other hero.
Laven just doesn't do it right.

>>16463185
That too.

>> No.16463202

>>16463181
Dananon is pretty fucked up, but then no one in his world sees him as a pure and just person while he slaps people around. His life is also fucked up, giving him comeuppance for his bullshit.

>> No.16463203

>>16463198
Yes, Seven Seas released it about three months ago.

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>>16463150
The tree is a myth perpetuated by the Dryads living near the edge of the forest to drive young couples into it so their friends the tentacle trees get something delicious to eat every once in a while.

>> No.16463206

>>16463192
Pretty goddamn decadent. Almost like it's a sin to drink something that tastes that good. Doesn't have any health benefits other than keeping you hard though. Otherwise it's just empty calories.

>> No.16463212

>>16463198
>>16463203
2nd vol is coming soon too
iirc amazon is already accepting preorders for it

gonna get to have official merch of my waifu now

>> No.16463214

>>16463203
Thanks. Was it decently faithful? I might look into getting it if it was.

>> No.16463215

>>16463149
>not suiting up and bringing her on a grand adventure to the Demon City to request a personal intervention from the DL herself
>not avoiding rapes, Order inquisition, and braving the elements as you narrowly avoid seduction and husband-claims as you delve deeper into the Demon Realm
>not finally resisting the urges of the Demon Lord's court itself to stay devoted to your mini friend, to finally receiving a personal audience where you move the DL with your story to use her power to turn mini into a tall, even more voluptuous sexual goddess
>not then fucking her there in the palace for three weeks straight as she repeatedly thanks you and praises you

Be the hero, anon. Be HER hero.

>> No.16463217

>>16463189
You obviously don't have what it takes to use a Ryu.
You need to look for places in dire need of rain and then trade it for ores and minerals while you eat ice cream. Hell, even some dragons are willing to give up part of their hoards so they can have some nice rain.

>> No.16463219

>>16463214
Sabbath (or sabbat) is not children. They're just "diminutive" monsters.
Demon Lord is Overlord
What else am I missing?

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>>16463150
Not often judging by the below:

>there is no end to the number of married couples that challenge themselves to journey to the deepest parts of these forests; and there is also no end to the number of couples who are tossed limp at the entrance of the forest after being defeated by the tentacles and getting covered in sticky fluid, love juice, and semen.

I would hesitate to guess how many make it though in a given time period though.

As for why not just fly over (high enough that canopy tentacles can't pull the couple down), that's not answered directly but given it states repeatedly how intelligent tentacle plants are, and that the Treasured Child Tree is meant to be a reward to encourage monsters and their husbands to enter the forest (and thus feed the tentacles mana whenever they fail to make it through), I would think that if any couple who "cheated" (via magic or flight) to get there would find that the trees would refuse to produce the fertility juices.

>> No.16463225

>>16463190
You're a fucking idiot who missing the entire point if the setting.

>> No.16463227

>>16463217
I wonder if the Desert Kingdoms might have some Ryu couples on retainer.

>> No.16463229

>>16463217
>trading rain for ores
>not having your Wurmling use her skills to assist mining towns find more veins and boost their economy
>not enjoying the good life as you and your Wurmling are hailed as heroes and saints to the miners
>not staying over and enjoying a grand party as your Dragonfu waits for your return and eats your leftover pizza

>> No.16463232

>>16463227
Judging by the lack of greenery, I'd say no.

>> No.16463239

>>16463225
Here's your final (You) from me for this session.
I'll see you next time.

>> No.16463240

>>16463219
Well that's a bit dumb but I can sort of understand. Also, did it include the bonus illustrations or is it all PG-13 as far as images go?

>> No.16463242

>>16463239
I hope you die tonight.

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Could Dark Mages give themselves kemonomimi-tier features like animal ears and tails?
Pic unrelated since Dark Mages have fuck-all for art.

>> No.16463244

>>16463214
Overall quite faithful, but most references to incest were made less blatant (while still there and accurate). And any reference to child sex was pretty much removed (loli monsters all just have small bodies).

You can find a list of terminology changes and other differences here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1453

Oh, and several girls got updated art.

>> No.16463249

>>16463240
Nah, its porn.

>> No.16463254

>>16463219
>sabbat

I can't help but think of Smiling Jack every time I see that.

>> No.16463256

>>16463181
My story would've had a pretty fucked up "hero" if I had ever bothered to actually write it.

>> No.16463258

>>16463243
Fat thighs like that need a shake to go with them.

>> No.16463262

>>16463256
Tell us your "hero".

>> No.16463266

>>16463244
>>16463249
Nice. Better than I'd have guessed. Guess I'll buy it then. Thanks lads.

>> No.16463267

>>16463229
>Not having the miners and wurmlings go crazy for ores so they can have their so desired rain
>Not also getting donations from the outside
>Not threatning to drown the miners and the wurmling if they stop digging
>Not taking control of your now really scared Ryu

>> No.16463268

>>16463240
Not only are they included, they are all uncensored.

>> No.16463272

>>16463243
A Dark Mage can turn into any of the other species if she wanted.

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>>16463215
>>16463149
The sad thing is that the MC would not even see her in that way in the first place because of her very size.

It is a self-perpetuating curse that will forever thwart her evermore desperate attempts to getting the dick and curse her, a powerful, beautiful, centuries-old demon, to forever live in a living hell of head-pats and baby-talk.

>> No.16463279

>>16463267
Wurm and Ryu will stop you! Using the fusion dance!

>> No.16463284

>>16463276
She was warned about monkey paws goddammit.

>> No.16463286

>>16463276
My fetish.

>> No.16463287

>>16463243
Why not? Polymorph-type spells gotta be good for more than just making the user look more human.

>> No.16463290

>>16463243
They strike me as the kind that would do all sorts of poorly regulated 'experiments' of body transformation and enhancing through magic.
Whereas Sabbath witches are organized and Liches are calculated and goal oriented, Dark Mages are the unlicensed nutcases in the fringe with no limits or regulations on their hedonism and depravity.
So basically they're the best

>> No.16463294

>>16463202
>His life is also fucked up, giving him comeuppance for his bullshit.
>giving him comeuppance for his bullshit
I think you got your causality a bit flipped around there mate.

>> No.16463296

>>16463290
I see Liches as more the type to do that in the name of science.

>> No.16463302

>>16463279
It's too late, Anon.
I had a secret Otohime and now I got a tsunami on my hands. The whole city is going to be flooded.

>> No.16463309

>>16463276
Love, mamanobama and plot convenience would find a way to at least get him to take the journey and realize her reasons along the way. At least for me.

>> No.16463312

>>16463302
Ryu can stop the tsunami! And Wurm can help divert excess water! Wyvern whelp can cry a river.

>> No.16463313

>>16463254
Part of me kind of wants to see what would happen if MGE Vampires and VTM Vampires had to interact.
Opinions would be divided on the topic of Smiling Jack.

>> No.16463327

>>16463312
So the wyvern would be on my side? Good, she can also act as an escape route.

>> No.16463335

>>16463296
Well whereas liches would do it and say 'fascinating- this will require further testing later', DM would be lost in throes of pleasure and emotion and drink even more potion/cast the spell again and again etc until she passes out with little care for actually recording progress

>> No.16463340

>>16463335
So does it for science vs does it for pleasure.
Like Farmnsworth vs Krieger.

>> No.16463346

>>16463327
Not if Ryu and Wurm fusion dance to become the ultimate snake dragon thing that's basically Captain Planet.

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16463365

How many eggs would you make with your snek wife?

>> No.16463371

>>16463365
350.

>> No.16463376

>>16463365
All of them.

>> No.16463377

>>16463346
They won't be able to stop me. I would have both the power of Otohime and Wyvern while they would be just a durable rain snek.
The only thing that can stop me now is my wife.

>> No.16463382

>>16463365
She'd have to get reconstructive surgery for her cloaca after I'm done with her.

>> No.16463385

>>16463377
>I would have both the power of Otohime and Wyvern
So a slut and a non-factor.

>> No.16463389

>>16463377
Why am I picturing a grown Fragon berating her husband and his friend for playing like kids with kids?

>> No.16463392

>>16463389
Dragon.
Fragon? The fuck would that be?

>> No.16463398

>>16463365
As many as I could. I'd create a whole board of snake eggs!

Nothing melts my heart more than reptile eggs. Wish I could have one.

>> No.16463401

>>16463398
Would you sneak those eggs into people's houses at night for them to take care of like Wurmmorphs?

>> No.16463402
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Jinkos at the club.

>> No.16463406

>>16463402
In a jungle of laser beams tonight?

>> No.16463408

>>16463402
>Jinko in a corner, embarassed at being in a club at her age
>crawls into a glass of strong alcohol upon remembering she's still single too

>> No.16463410

>>16463385
No, just a slut.

>>16463389
You wouldn't play with little dragons? It sounds fun as fuck to be the villain while they are the heroes.

>> No.16463412

>>16463408
>at her age
But she's only 16.

>> No.16463413

>>16463402
>UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ
>So! Come here often?
>"What?"
>I said, do you come here often!
>"I can't hear you but lets go fuck!"
>W-what?!
>UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ...

MG clubs must be a nightmare to keep busy

>> No.16463415

>>16463410
I would.
But imagining your wife scolding you for doing so is funny.

>> No.16463420

>>16463412
She's actually 45.

>> No.16463424

>>16463401
But I want them all to myself. I want all the daughterus!

>> No.16463429

>>16463402
Anon no! Stay away from big muscular girls in night clubs!

>> No.16463432

>>16463420
She can hang out with the shut-in single Dark Mage and Black Dragon from last thread, looks like they're both already fully smashed and wallowing in self pity like usual

>> No.16463434

>>16463415
Imagine her face when I say that I'm training for when we have a daughteru, or if we already have one, imagine her face when she sees daughteru's smile.

>> No.16463440

>>16463429
But they're the most fun ones there!

>> No.16463442

>>16463432
Fujiko and Ruri? Why would they leave the swamp?

>> No.16463445

>>16463442
Swamps are boring.

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>>16463408
>>16463420
Christmas Cakes resigned to their fate are my fetish.

It makes it even hotter then you, a man far younger than them, starts aggressively flirting (molesting) them in a public club.

>> No.16463448

>>16463442
The same reason they do anything, desperation and poor planning plus alcoholism

>> No.16463452

>>16463446
I desire a strongfat CC jinko that's almost given up on a husband.

>> No.16463455

>>16463413
>Get going with a girl
>she clearly advertises that she wants you
>try to find a dark corner to fuck
>before you can even release your Fudd she pins you to the wall and starts nibbling your neck
>it feels good until she bites
>hard
>she's drawing blood and lapping it up
>"Don't worry, it'll start feeling good real soon-"
>before she even finishes a katana bursts through her chest, causing her to burn to ashes
>standing behind what was going to be your first girlfriend is none other than Blade
>he proceeds to make racist remarks at you before hopping on a motorcycle, which wasn't there ten seconds ago, and does a donut before doing a wheelie through the front door of the club
>you're left standing there, covered in ashes, still a virgin
>Man, Wesley Snipes is a fucking dick
>Maybe that Werewolf group can help you out witj your virginity issue now that your potential lady friend is cake mix?

>> No.16463459

>>16463446
>start molesting a jinko
>she gets nervous and starts shyly asking you to stop
>ignoring her pleas you continue before leading her by the hand to somewhere more quiet
>it's only once she realises that you're serious that something inside her flips and she pounces on you, unleashing her years of pent up lust
Awakening the lewd side of christmas cakes is great.

>> No.16463460

>>16463440
No they aren't! When they're tipsy they're a lot to deal with and they'll end up holding you down and raping you! How awful!

>> No.16463462

>>16463455
I kept reading your post hoping it would make more sense by the end.
It didn't.

>> No.16463463

>>16463434
>Dad, you're embarrassing me! I can't invite friends over because of you!

>> No.16463469

>>16463446
Hag! Old hag!

>> No.16463470

>>16463455
>Some muthafuckas always tryna skate uphill

>> No.16463471

>>16463462
It was meant to be retarded and illogical, like all clubs become once you learned you've been eating acid and ectasy and not skittles for the past hour.

>> No.16463472

Okay picture this

NEET Dark Mages.

>> No.16463478

>>16463472
So a normal dark mage?

>> No.16463481

>>16463472
Neet Liches are better.
Imagine her complaining about her skeleton miniatures taking longer than they should to be delivered to her crypt, or ranting about having fun outside her crypt is stupid and she'd have to deal with mouth breathers and would much rather have you come over and play table top games with her.

>> No.16463483

>>16463472
Already kinda discussed one last thread. It's a cute/funny and fitting idea.

>> No.16463489

>>16463463
Wow rude. I guess my little dragdrag is old enough to be discussing "girls" stuff now.

>My waifu will never comfort me because daughteru grows too fast

>> No.16463490

>>16463478
You know maybe you're right.
>>16463483
I must have been asleep.

>> No.16463493

>>16463371
>>16463376
>>16463382

anons are nuts, thats ALOT

>> No.16463494

>>16463489
It'd be funny if her boyfriend actually idolized you as your daughter resented you for keeping your inner child alive.

>> No.16463495

>>16463481
>Table-Top Games with a Lich DM
I have the oddest sensation of this turning out like the final arc of the original Yugioh, just lewder.

>> No.16463502

>>16463495
Did that anon ever finish the DnD story with MGs?

>> No.16463507

>>16463495
The arc with Drak God Mc Dragonheadpenis raping Exodia and being curbstomped by an asspull?

>> No.16463511

>>16463494
Her boyfriend is a bro. I'm glad that such a rebel child found such a nice guy. Can't wait to play with my grandchildren.

>> No.16463516

>>16463511
>Grandchildren all look up to you as a cool old dude
>Your daughter is still embarrassed by you but mellowed out
Better take those kids camping and show them how to have fun.

>> No.16463520

>>16463472
Only if they look like a Hex Maniac

>> No.16463521

>>16463472
Sounds cute. Also all that lasting around could add extra THICC.

>> No.16463531

>>16463516
Fuck you anon, I really really want to have a big family with my waifu now. I try to ignore those feels, but sometimes they come back.

God, just imagine everyone smilling and being happy.

>> No.16463535

All this talk of families. I can't wait any longer. I need it now!

>> No.16463538

>>16463502
Which one? Because none of them are completed.

>> No.16463542

>>16463516
>"Dad why on earth are you dragging us to some godforsaken valley in the middle of nowhere?"
>It builds character

>> No.16463545

>>16463520
>>16463521
Those were most certainly implied.

>> No.16463547

>>16463538
I faintly remember one being released months ago. There are more than one? Be a bro and link them to someone who loves some good tabletop games.

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>>16463469
Yes.

That is exactly what she would think of herself while I whispered into one of her ear how silly I think it is that she'd come at a club at her age, yet how cute I thought she was and all of the lewd things that I wanted to do to her, all while I pump my fingers into her ass and pussy for the foreseeable future.

She'd be petrified in the little far too little for her size bar bench, too afraid to move and only begging me to stop while hiding her face in her drink as she begs to any god above that no one is noticing her pathetic and lewd display.

I'd take a glance to the pair of succubi twins sitting on a nearby table enjoying the show and laughing among themselves. Maybe another night.

I'd continue teasing the cute cat squirming in my grasp until she could take no longer and then I'd stop, edging her over and over until her face was red as a tomato and her brain overloaded with lewd thoughts.

Then I'd take her paw in mine, whisper something into her ear and lead her to one of the private rooms in the club I'd have previously reserved for 8 hours.

>> No.16463554

>>16463542
Grandpa and grandma did the same, but we shot shit and had fun fishing.
I still remember that fried fish to this day.

>> No.16463558

>>16463507
No, no, not the Millennium TTRPG.

The final arc of the original, 7-volume manga. Similar concept, Yugi and Bakura in a Tabletop, but without the weird, time-travel-y, the-game-reflects-history craziness. Just Yugi and friends trapped in miniatures at the mercy of Dark Bakura as DM.

>> No.16463560

>>16463051
Probably because one of the worst writers was getting called out on his faggotry

>> No.16463562

>>16463550
L-Lewd!

>> No.16463563

>>16463558
Ah.
Would the Lich let anything rape you though? I'd imagine she'd want you all to herself unless she wants you experienced enough for her.

>> No.16463566

>>16463560
Who? Bob?

>> No.16463569

>>16463542
As someone who'd want 5 little newts, I want to show 'em how to make smores with their tails.

>> No.16463575

>>16463566
Probably bollocks.

>> No.16463576

>>16463563
It's simple.

Once she's transformed you into a living miniature, completely at the mercy of her magic on the enchanted game board, she'll have you raped in all kinds of fantastic scenarios across the game she's played out...

All the encounters requiring consciousness being directly possessed by her, of course.

>> No.16463578

>>16463569
Don't burn down the forrest! Or else Smokey the bear is going to rape you.

>> No.16463581

>>16463576
Ah, so she's still raping you then?

>> No.16463584

>>16463566
>>16463575
The funny thing is, I know they've both written things that were quite adored by the thread in general.

Anonymously, of course.
Truly, anonymity is the most valuable part of 4chan.

>> No.16463592

>>16463584
And let me guess. These few times were when they tried not being total faggots?

>> No.16463594

>>16463581
Precisely!

>> No.16463595

>>16463578
B-but I have a waifu!

Getting away with stupid shit with daughterus sounds both dumb and fun.

>> No.16463608

>>16463594
Hope she does more than a magical realm then.
I want some story in between sex.

>> No.16463613

>>16463595
Anon you're supposed to teach your daughteru valuable lessons.

>> No.16463615

>>16463613
Like how to shoplift or lie out of trouble.

>> No.16463616

>>16463608
You think she'd put in the effort to implant your soul into a living miniature without having something beyond simple lewd encounter after rape event?

>> No.16463619

>>16463616
If she was sexually frustrated enough? Yes.
I hope she has a grand adventure laid out, or ar least something akin to Psychonauts.

>> No.16463620

>>16463613
It's not illegal if no one sees it, Anon.

And they always fall in line anyways. Salamander's Honor, you know.

>>16463615
See? He gets it.

>> No.16463622

>>16463592
Eh, who knows?

Maybe they get stressed by the negativity attached to their names, so they find it easier to write stuff that the thread would actually like anonymously? I'm no mind reader.

>> No.16463629

>>16463584
Lying is a sin, Anon.

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>>16463562
Exactly.

This is the kind of power that comes with being an incubus. The power to move monsters to your will, and take from them what you want.

>> No.16463631

>>16463622
Sometimes the name breaks it regardless of the content.
It's why people are weary of rocky mountain popcorn.

>> No.16463632

>>16463620
>>16463615
No anons! You're daughterus will grow up to be criminals! Teach them good lessons. Like staying out of trouble and doing the right thing!

It's what your waifu would want. I bet those cute little salamanders wouldn't want to grow up to be in a jail cell.

>> No.16463637

>>16463632
That anon decided to really be evil instead of just pretending and playing with his daughter.

>> No.16463639

>>16463632
But my little matchstick can shoplift like a pro at just 2nd grade! Her Hellpup friend is a bad influence though.

>> No.16463640

>>16463584
Of course they did, people here just parrot opinions based on the names rather than actually reading stuff half the time.

If people actually read stuff and had their own opinions, they would see that Alp isn't nearly as bad as he used to be. Not calling his work amazing or even in the top 50% but he's not absolute shit anymore.
>>16463592
Both have written nice stuff without any funny business and either been ignored or outright told to fuck off just because of their name. Remember Bob's Khepri story? No one gave him the time of day because they were mad at him for his other stories, despite it containing none of his usual bullshit.

>> No.16463644

>>16463630
Shoujo artstyles are a guilty pleasure.

>> No.16463649

>>16463619
Of course she has an adventure laid out for you!

A grand, sweeping tale full of adventure and dungeoneering as much as it is rape and lewdness. And at the end of it all, she'll even have you marry an Undead Princess!

What? No, of course she didn't model the Princess miniature on herself, don't be silly.

>> No.16463653

>>16463649
I want to screw the queen, not the princess.

>> No.16463659

>>16463640
That is their fault. If they write trash they can't get all surprised when people don't give them the time of day or another chance. They make a first impression and it's supposed to be good. That way people don't associate you with trash.

>> No.16463662

>>16463632
Hey, my 5 little Salamander scouts know the most important rule of all. Leave No Trace
And their mom always has 'em training, they'd need time for fun nonsense.
I just realized that if they got into fights, I'd ask if they won

>> No.16463673

>>16463637
This isn't good. As a favour to the anon with the salamander family. I will have family adviser officer sent to their house. That way they can have support through the dark time they face.

>>16463639
That isn't good anon. What happens when she gets arrested? She gets caught. And that little lizard you hoped would grow up and live a happy succuesful life is now in tears inside a cell. She's calling for her daddy but there's no answer.

Please anon. Raise your daughteru right. For her sake.

>> No.16463686

>>16463673
Good good. I don't want my little flying lizard getting grouped with his five fire ones.

>> No.16463699

>>16463686
That's actually a terrible thing to say. How would you like it if your daughterus got in serious trouble in the law and had to spend time in prison?

>> No.16463701

>>16463673
H-Hey, don't I get a say in this? They're my kids!

>>16463686
They're respectable newts, I assure you.

My waifu's gonna be pissed.

>> No.16463704

>>16463560
I just remember someone mentioning nice things about some of my work and getting deleted. I don't know why

>> No.16463713

>>16463653
The Queen is dead, and she needs a husband before she can be crowned Queen.

>> No.16463714

>>16463701
No anon. You don't. That's the harsh reality.

>> No.16463722

>>16463659
True but at the same time, people shouldn't comment on shit they haven't read and act like they're the world's most knowledgeable person about the quality of a writer.

Besides, Bob made a good first impression. It's what happened after the first impression that was the problem.

>> No.16463727

>>16463714
Damn it. Now I have to actually go to be authorized to be an actual Salamander Scoutmaster.
Not like it's a bad thing.

>> No.16463732

>>16463701
As long as they don't her little hoard eveyone should be okay.

>> No.16463737

>>16463732
That's not something anyone wants to deal with.

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>>16463550

>> No.16463746

>>16463737
Well in that case I guess they can at least be friends.

>> No.16463749

>>16463659
>Write trash
>Make a good first impression
No idea what you're talking about on the trash end, but I don't feel like kicking the autistic hornet nest.

>> No.16463754

>>16463746
At least. I may have systematically screwed over my daughterus. At least they can pretend to be the Three Musqueteers +2.

>> No.16463765

I want to work with a bunch of single monster girls and at the office Christmas party, tell them that I'm getting them all pregnant for Christmas.

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>>16463765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

>> No.16463801

>>16463765
I hope you intend on taking responsibility.

>> No.16463804

>>16463797
I thought the idea was for the daughteru to come 9 months AFTER Christmas?

Or alternative, 3 months before.

>> No.16463821

>>16463804
Yeah but don't you want a (hellhound) puppy for Christmas?

>> No.16463833

>>16463804
Can't MGs choose not to give birth if their husband like them pregnant due to mamanomana or something? I'm sure that KC said that in a Q&A.

>> No.16463841

>>16463833
That is the most stupid thing I've heard mamono mana do.

>> No.16463844

>>16463833
>I'm sure that KC said that in a Q&A.
Link plz. That's the silliest thing I've heard in a while.

>> No.16463862

>>16463833
Baby bumps are cute. But you should be more excitied about the daughteru that jumps out!

>> No.16463864

>>16463704
It's because it was linked to that Nazi discussion earlier. Does not change the fact that you're still a london broil flank steak to Bollocks' garbage veggie burger and Bob's semen flavoured eclair.

>> No.16463867

>>16463841
It's stupid sure, but the most stupid thing it can do? Nah, I'm sure that there are worst things.

>>16463844
I'm have no idea from witch Q&A it was and I'm not going to dig through all of those just for that. Might just be a thing I have miss-remembered.

>> No.16463868

>>16463833
The only place I can ever recall that being a thing was one of Bob's stories

>> No.16463878

>>16463867
I don't know Anon. Holding a baby in sounds really retarded. What else could supass it?

>> No.16463904

>>16463841
I'd call curing autism the funniest thing it can do, we need a good dose of mamono mana in here at times.

>> No.16463905

>>16463878
>What else could supass it?
Letting you make a Shirohebi accept a harem or Hellhound submissive.
Or just making everyone pseudo-immortal.

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>>16463107
Cardigan uniforms are cute

>> No.16463921

>>16463905
>>16463904
Fuck, I forgot that it could cure anything and regrow limbs.

>> No.16463932

>>16463921
I think I'd only use it for growing my dick a little longer. No too over the top and not too long.

And I'd only do it if my waifu was ok with it. And only with her permission.

>> No.16463940

>>16463932
I'd use it to impregnate my waifu by cumming into her belly button.

>> No.16463944

>>16463864
>you're still a london broil flank steak to Bollocks' garbage veggie burger and Bob's semen flavoured eclair
If I can memorize this, I'm using it

>> No.16464006

>>16459249
This is coming along pretty well. That being said, you should be very careful about story construction and pacing. It can be tempting to use lots of dialogue, but stories need not recreate reality. Dialogue is clunky and generally difficult to write. It takes a great deal of skill to write consistently natural speech. What happens, more often than not, is that you will write what is obviously a scripted conversation meant to exhibit certain story points. It is obvious to the attentive reader and can break immersion. Free use of direct quotations also makes it very tempting to the author to simply have the characters narrate the plot or their feelings themselves. You stray into this territory a couple times, particularly in the long conversation blocks in and around the pool scene.

As mentioned above, pacing is also very important. Pacing has to aspects: visual and story. Visual pacing is how long the event is in text. A reader would probably not be satisfied with the line "and then ten years passed", partially because it trivializes the event. Occurrences of import should be appropriately long and distant events should appear distant to the reader. You have no issue here. You do have an issue with story pacing. There is no separation, in story, between events. If you read the pool scene carefully, you'll note that he jumps in, is brought to the surface, says a single line, attempts to stand on his foot twice, and says less than half a dozen lines before trying to leave the pool. These events could not possibly have taken more than a minute combined. Does this seem reasonable to you? The situation, as written, is unbelievable because the story does not match realistic expectations. The same happens in the conversation with the Pharaoh. Nothing happens aside from dialogue (another reason to avoid direct quotations). This scene, which presumably required the Pharaoh to take time out of her busy schedule to come down to meet him in the courtyard unexpectedly, could not have lasted more than two minutes, even with significant awkward pauses. While it is not necessary for a story to exactly reflect life, it should never contradict the reader's expectations and life experiences.

>> No.16464010

>>16463932
>not wanting to skindentate your waifu on your megacock as she reaches ahegao levels never thought possible

>> No.16464038

>>16464010
Pushing my waifu to the point of double heart pupils sounds great.

Now how do I put pants on?

>> No.16464064

>>16463455
Nothing a Lich can't fix.
Or some kind of ressurection stone/medicine/gem, provided her soul lingers around long enough.

But seriously, Liches are magic. Cut to pieces? Lich fixes it. Turned to ash? No problem, Lich fixes it within a day. Disintegrated and the very structure of your cells completely returned to their basic elements? No problem at all, a Lich can fix it.

Just don't ask how she does it. Or what the price is beforehand.

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This is now a goo girl thread.

>> No.16464073

>>16464038
Did you forgot?

Mamono mana!

>> No.16464078

>>16463944
Well let me put it in a different way as well.

Peter is the kind of guy who writes pretty fucking great stories but takes forever to update them because he's in the Navy doing real world shit. Consistently good but inconsistently updated. See: Gone with the Blastwave

Bollocks, however, is the kind of faggot who's whiny, pretentious, and writes more bad shit than anything good. Rarely does anything -not- for attention and should've just killed himself back in Nov/Dec like he said he would. See: Looking for Group.

Bob is just the edgy teenage girl who pretends they don't care about anything but has a deep down resentment for all men and being reminded of their shortcomings. See: Sinfest

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>>16464070
Reminder that Shoggoths are superior to every Slime type.

>> No.16464082

>>16464080
Except for Nureonago.

>> No.16464088

>>16464080
Except for Humpty.

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>>16464082
And Nureonago are inferior to Dragon Slimes. Checkmate.

>> No.16464095

>>16464073
God Fucking Damn It.
>Pants don't fit?
>Mamono Mana!
>Clip on tie a little uncomfortable?
>Mamono Mana!
>Monster wife is vicegripped to your dick and is unable to get off on her own volition?
>MA-Motherfucking-MONO MANA!!
Goddammit, It fixes fucking everything.
Wheres a Tanuki cosplaying Billy Mays when you fucking need one?

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I want to find new ways to bully weresheep
>your favorite weresheep target is in the changing room after gym class getting back into her uniform
>she's the last one in there, at least that's what she thought until she looked over and saw another weresheep huddled in the corner with her back turned
>"Um, are you ok? The next class will be starting soon, so you should hurry and get dressed."
>she walks over to check on the other girl, and just as she's about to touch her, the other sheep springs up
>she lets out a startled bleat as the wool is cast off, revealing it was you underneath, wearing wolf pelts that leave your toned chest and abs visible to her
>you grab her and pull her in close, fondling her all over. you bend down to her ear and whisper "Didn't your parents tell you to watch out for wolves in sheep's clothing? Look at all this delicious meat on you. I'm gonna have fun eating you up."
>you fuck her in the privacy of the changing room until she's stuffed with baby batter and leave the pelts on her as a blanket after she passes out

>> No.16464100

>>16464089
Nureonago are objectively the best slime type.

>> No.16464102

Can anyone offer advice on writing in first person future? After a bit of thinking it's the only tense I'd be able to write about what I want to write about in.

>> No.16464106

>>16464078
>In the Navy
been out for 5 years now, I'm in college and working. I left because I moved on to other stuff for a couple years, but I'm back.

>> No.16464108

>>16464097
>>you fuck her in the privacy of the changing room until she's stuffed with baby batter and leave the pelts on her as a blanket after she passes out
How considerate!

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Don't forget to be nice for the less vocal and even silent Monstergirls out there! They deserve love too! Why not invite one over for tea? She is sure to appreciate it.

>> No.16464110

>>16464102
>writing in first person future
Fuck is this shit?

>> No.16464117

>>16464102
>writing in first person future
use present tense

>> No.16464118

>>16464108
I'd totally invite a Soldier Beetle for tea.
Size might be a problem though.

>> No.16464123

>>16464108
of course, I'm a monster girl bully, not a jerk

>> No.16464124

>>16464070
Bubuzuke did the best slimes

Shame he doesn't do much anymore

>> No.16464125

>>16464118
Meant for >>16464109

>> No.16464127

>>16464095
>Drop cup on the ground
>It bouces back to your hand and nothing spills thanks to mamono mana
>Didn't finish homework?
>Mamono mana does it for you

Mamono mana probably turned off the stove for you too.

>> No.16464130

>>16464127
Oh my fucking god, I could have made these stupid jokes last thread when people where talking about the nature of free will when mamono mana is involved.
Dammit.

Ah, but it can't make me not a virgin!

>> No.16464135

>>16464110
Basically an extended, more fleshed out version of an 'I want to X with my Kobold waifu'daughteru' post.

>>16464117
That might work, though talking about the present when I'm not actually doing the things I'm writing about seems a little too much like RP. Maybe I'm just paranoid about being too RP-y, I don't know.

>> No.16464160

>>16461569
Methonium is totally going to do an author doujin, right?

Right?

>> No.16464167
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16464167

>>16464124
He draws very nice monster girls in general.

>> No.16464168

>>16464135
I don't know man, just give it a try I'd say.

>> No.16464181

>>16464006
This is pretty much what I was looking for when I asked for feedback, so thank you for that. Hopefully I can remedy the problems you addressed.

I would like a bit of clarification though, with what you said about the story pacing. I assume you mean that the scenes I wrote were too short, scripted, and unnatural, correct? What can I do to prevent that? Should I try to cut down on the dialogue, and flesh out actions and thoughts more, or should I slow down the scenes in general and try to make them occur more naturally?

>> No.16464220

>>16464135
>>16464168
Ok, after some experimenting, future just doesn't work with dialogue. I didn't know getting closer to them would make writing so hard.

>> No.16464253

>>16464095
I need a billy mays tanuki selling mamanomana
I'm requesting this

>> No.16464254

>>16464130
It will use a monster girl for that, but it can make you a virgin again.

>> No.16464259

>>16464253
Do it, I double fucking dare you.

>>16464254
>it can make you a virgin again.
Magic has gone too far.

>> No.16464277

>>16464259
Not magic, man. Mamono mana.

>> No.16464278

>>16464167
I feel like I shouldn't like those titties, but I do anyway

>> No.16464288

>>16464277
It's still gone too far.
How the hell can I deflower my waifu more than once?
Logic itself bends to Mamono Mana.
Such energy is far too powerful.

>> No.16464290

>>16464130
But can mamano mana change the nature of man?

>> No.16464299

>>16464290
I dunno, Does love bloom on the battlefield?
Do Soldier Beetles smile?
Is a man but a miserable pile of secrets?
Does the Tengu keep stealing my tootsie pops to see how many licks it takes to get to the center?
You tell me.

>> No.16464303

>>16464288
I mean, mamono mana does what it does to make you happy. If you are a lazy bum that wants your house clean but you don't want a kiki mamono mana cleans the house for you.
Know when it starts raining but you forgot your umbrella? Mamono mana makes it so it doesn't rain on you.

>>16464290
Yes.

>> No.16464309

>>16464303
>Mamono mana makes it so it doesn't rain on you.

I swear to god, Tanukis are gonna sell that shit to the military if they ever crossed dimensions into our world.

>> No.16464311

>>16464299
The saddest thing is that isn't even what Dracula actually says in the Japanese dialogue. After Richter explains that generosity and selflessness are what drives humanity to strive together, Dracula responds with: "Preposterous. Which one of our claims is true? I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!"

>> No.16464316

>>16464309
Mate, if you don't want to waste money mamono mana makes it so that tanukis give it to you for fucking free.

>> No.16464318

>>16464311
That dialogue was to cool for the ears of Burger-land.

>> No.16464326

>>16464095
>>16464127
>>16464253
>Hi, Jilly Mays here for manomo mana, the new miracle solution from the folks at DemonRealm(tm)
>It's a fast, easy to use substitute for magic and plot development that works great on breach-of-continuity stains and even lore contradictions!
>watch as we pour some on this average sized human getting raped by a dire Ushu, BAM! She's already Heart pupiled and his pelvis bones are now mostly not broken!
>Manomo mana works on body parts, mindsets, personality traits, fetishes, sustenance, life ambitions, human mortality, monstergirl mortality, plant mortality, rape prevention, rape promotion, floor tiles and so much more!
>don't take my word for it, listen to these satisfied customers!
>"Yeah well I really wasn't into the idea of being literally tentacle mindbroken and turned into a codpiece but thanks to manomo mana I can see it's really not so bad!"
>"Manomo mana turned me into a sex god, but not like a mean, impersonal sex god, kinda like a more loving and cuddly sex god, you know? It also tailored my pants for some reason!"
>"-screaming somewhat positive rape noises from a darkened pit-"
>But wait there's more! Order now and you'll receive a second order of Manomo mana absolutely free! And a third! And a fourth! All of the Manomo mana! Forever!
>that's an infinite plot device asspull, yours absolutely free with continued levels of monster sex
>Don't miss this opportunity to fulfill your escapist fantasy- order now! Operators are standing by (to fuck you)

>> No.16464328

>>16464316
>Tanuki
>Free
That's ridiculous.

The only things that Mamono Mana is good for is a bigger wang-rod, increased endurance and for Re-deflowering your waifu on her birthday when she least expects it.

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16464334

>>16464097
I'd love to be the Big Bad Wolf to a group of weresheep schoolgirls and bully their pudgy bellies and spank their fat bottoms all around school.

What is the female equivalent of a Fear Boner? I really love giving those to monster girls.

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16464336

All the recent talking about Demon made me think about loli Demons. A wide-hipped loli Demon that wants to practice making contracts with you with trivial short duration deals, but it's all lewd stuff until she's just signing herself to be your love slave for the rest of the night for no cost.

>> No.16464337

>>16464326
I kek'd

>> No.16464338

>>16464328
Nope. Mamono mana bends everything, time, space, nature. If the mamono mana is strong inside of you then you can get free things from tanukis.

>> No.16464340

>>16464326
You, go buy yourself a drink, you earned it.

>> No.16464341

>>16464326
>floor tiles
ayyyy

>> No.16464342

>>16464334
>Trap in the middle
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16464343

>>16464334
One of those weresheep is not a girl

>> No.16464345

>>16464326
This is pretty great. Made my little night better, thanks mamono mana.

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16464346

I wanna touch her paw pads!

>> No.16464348

>>16464311
In a twist of fate, probably not that many people would remember the scene were it not for the dialogue and voice acting just going full meme.

>> No.16464350
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16464350

>>16464340
Just got outta work so don't mind if I do!

>> No.16464353

>>16464181
Outside of keeping an eye on the amount of dialogue, there is no real general solution to story pacing. You really just have to look critically at what you write and ask if it makes sense. It's not that you weren't using enough words, but that the content you described does not match the scene, and the scene does not match a reasonable reality. When you write, think about how the scene would look in a play or a movie. The best negative example in that story is the scene in the pool. You describe everything adequately, but the actual scene would have lasted for less than a minute. Would the characters really get changed into different clothes and work up determination for a one-minute swim?

>> No.16464355

>>16464348
Well, yeah. It's up there in campy voice acting like.

>YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING.
>STOP. DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR.
>YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH

Or, my personal favorite old game meme.

>HA HA HA, I AM MAGNETO. MASTER OF MAGNET.

>> No.16464358

>>16464355
I wonder what All your base are belong to us was translated from

>> No.16464361

>>16464338
This is too much, how can I hate something so much and still like it.

>> No.16464364

>>16464361
You see, Anon. The answer for that is mamono mana.

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16464367

>>16464343
>>16464342
You lost me.

>> No.16464369

>>16464278
Why shouldn't you?

>> No.16464370

>>16464350
Drink yourself into submission, It's not like an Oni is gonna break down your door, steal your special reserve and rape you.

>> No.16464376

>>16464358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6emvdmg-M

That was mostly a localization issue more than anything, but the original text was something along the lines of "Thanks to the united cooperation of X, CATS was able to take over all your bases."

>> No.16464378

>>16464336
So a Devil?

>> No.16464379

>>16464334
>>16464367
Fuck off you cancerous faggot.

>> No.16464387
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16464387

Imps are criminally underrated!

>> No.16464388

>>16464367
it has a penis, therefore not a girl

>> No.16464390

>>16464370
Good thing I spiked it with Manomo Mana(tm)!

>> No.16464395

>>16464369
they're weirdly shaped I guess, but I still want to play with them

>> No.16464399

>>16464387
You're right, they should be way higher on the list of worst girls

>> No.16464400

>>16464364
So, to summarize, mamono mana can:
Increase the size and power of my wang-rod
Let me re-Deflower my waifu
Clean the mildew of my driveway
Bend reality to it's knees and make it do "stuff
And can give me plot armor of unprecendented proportions.

Now that's silly

>>16464390
Damn it. There's no escape.

>> No.16464401

>>16464387
I say they are just criminal and if you are seen talking to one you will be judged as an accomplice to their crimes!

>> No.16464412

>>16464378
Not really. There are a lot of differences between those two species.

>> No.16464419

>>16464400
Yep. I guess one of the most extreme things it does is negate death.

>> No.16464422

>>16464367
>Male furry
>Oblivious to the fact the goat in the middle with the hair over one eye is a trap
>Being this much of a cancerous faggot
Fuck off Bollocks

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16464436

>>16464379
>>16464422
I just want to molest some sheeps, ok?

>>16464388
It's fine. Mamonobanana can solve everything.

>> No.16464437

>>16464390
I wanna see a monstergirl version of that old time magazine ad where the husband is like 'That's alright honey- at least you didn't burn the beer!' Except with a big MG as the guy and an anon as the housewife and instead of beer it's Manomo mana

>> No.16464441

>>16464419
KC is a madman.

I'm gonna throw some money at him, preferably in quarters.

>> No.16464449

>>16464436
>has a penis
>mamonomana solves everything
>alps
damn, you got me there.

>> No.16464450

>>16464436
So you'd force a man to alp. How degenerate.

>> No.16464452

>>16464436
Still not a place for trapshit.

>> No.16464453

>>16464436
You're still being a colossal faggot. Now fuck off.

>> No.16464455

>>16464353
Alright, thank you very much, I'll do my best to improve on that.

>> No.16464456

How do I attract a hell hound as quickly as possible?

>> No.16464457

>>16464441
And that my friend, is the reason why mamono mana is shit and most people throw parts of it away.

>> No.16464462

>>16464456
Grill a steak. If that doesn't work, tape it to your dick.

>> No.16464473

>>16464462
The second part of that doesn't sound very healthy.

>> No.16464474
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16464474

>>16464457
It's silly, it really is.

Have a drooling Pickle-Demon, it'll wash the bad taste of plot magic out of your mouth.

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16464476

>>16464450
No one can force anyone to alp. It was always within him whether to alp or not.

>>16464453
>>16464455
>Getting this triggered over a single picture who's content was not even implied on the same post.
Please calm down. You really have no reason to get so mad at such inconsequential things.

>> No.16464478

>>16464462
Probably going to attract more than just a hellhound with a steak. Don't be surprised if you get a big jinko or >>16464474 to show up.

>> No.16464480

>>16464455
Sorry, wrong reply.

>> No.16464486

>>16464473
Would you rather put it on cold anon?
Because that's what it sounds like. It's not like a Hellhounds gonna complain, one way or the other.

>>16464478
Pickle-Demons did nothing wrong.

>> No.16464489

>>16464476
Only getting annoyed by it because you're doing it with the intent on subverting the fact there's a fucking monsterboy right in the fucking middle of the page you shithead.

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16464491

>>16464474
Don't worry I got this big, horny lava walker to burn it away.

>> No.16464492

>>16464311
Honestly like the Burger-land version better.

"I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!" just sounds so... generic.

>> No.16464497

>>16464334
Is Hirame kill? I heard someone tell me the other day he is kill. I'd be very sad if he is kill.

Him, and Shiden Akira.

>> No.16464503
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16464503

>>16464476
caprine are great for cuddling

>> No.16464505

>>16464491
Why is that Akantor so fluffy?

>> No.16464506

>>16464491
Why is Akantor so fluffy?

>> No.16464507

>>16464506
Are you me?

>> No.16464511

>>16464507
Yes

>> No.16464518
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16464518

>>16464511
The time line has convoluted, it seems.
Quick, what is the Air land speed of a Yian Garuga in heat?

>> No.16464520

What's your favorite monstergirls favorite position?

>> No.16464523
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16464523

>>16464505
>>16464506
I don't know man, I just know that sometimes I secretly wish that my dragon had a bit of fluff that I could rub my face on and brush it.

>> No.16464525

>>16464518
We talkin' GL120 here?

>> No.16464526
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16464526

>>16464489
Not really?

Why is is such a serious point of contention the existence of male monsters within monster girl-centric media?
I don't want to cause any drama, I just don't understand why it' such a serious issue to some Anons in MGT (people not having the same fetishes aside).

>>16464497
I'm not really sure, but I seriously hope not.

>> No.16464527

>>16464492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MM_Q0nfaG0

He said the line in the context of having an opposing and cynical world view to Richter's naivete. The full script goess:

R: Begone! This world was not made for the likes of you!

D: It was not my own powers that brought about my resurrection. It was greed, the greed of you men that summoned me back. And is justice not defined by the mighty?

R: Such a selfish claim! Humanity is guided by our shared principles. We only want to come together, and move forward.

D: Oh, but the truth is that humanity also bears burgeoning desires within them, which leads to them to submit to their religious creeds, yes?

R: Mere power is not what guides humanity. Respect and generosity: These are what truly guides mankind!

D: Preposterous. Which of our claims is true? I shall give you that answer, along with death's embrace!

>> No.16464528

>>16464486
>Out on a High Rank hunt
>Just looking to farm supplies
>Stocking up to hunt yourself a cutie Mizutsune
>Or mybe a big bara Brachydios
>Or, if you're feeling brave, try to net yourself a Shagaru onee-san
>Suddenly, the ground trembles
>Clawing her way from the earth like a demon from hell is Murder-Pickle
>She lets out a deafening roar before barreling towards you
>She sends you flying in one hit
>Pins you down before you can even react
>She's drooling voraciously as she eyes you up
>She runs down the clock, defiling you with the sloppiest of blowjobs and rough, domineering amazon sex
>Get dragged back to camp by a team of loli catgirls
>Now no monster will take such spoiled goods

>> No.16464530

>>16464520
Lotus or Cowgirl.

>> No.16464536

>>16464525
No, Old-school Freedom 2 misery.

>> No.16464542

>>16464523
That is an acceptable answer.

>> No.16464546

>>16464536
Then they're literally always faster than you think they are

>> No.16464550

>>16464520
Doggystyle against the wall or bent over the bed

>> No.16464552

>>16464528
There's only one choice. Make that qt submit and have her do what she did to me again.

>> No.16464553

>>16464526
If you seriously don't know, you must be new as fuck.

It's been went over so many times in this thread because of some retard coming in and trying to push it, you literally couldn't have missed the numerous reasons given in the arguments.

>> No.16464559

>>16464520
Good-old suspended congress.

>> No.16464560

>>16464553
We haven't had to discuss it for a month, which means it's right on time for some retard to bring it up again.

>> No.16464563

>>16464546
>Decide to bully the weak Kut-ku girl until her ears go down
>The next day she brings her cousin
>It's a Yian-Garuga

Also, don't even think about bullying the Peco.

>> No.16464566

>>16464563
Peco's dumb, she calls her own bully to help her.

>> No.16464571

>>16464526
>Why is is such a serious point of contention the existence of male monsters within monster girl-centric media?
Gee, I don't know. Could it possibly be that it turns the setting into another generic fantasy universe in one fell swoop? The appeal to MGE's setting in particular is that the monsters are all female and able to inter-breed with humans. Then, in EMG, many of the monsters are actually preferential to humans as mates (See: Mermaids and Centaurs) which opens a whole can of fucking netorare and cuckoldry up.

If you seriously don't know why people hate monsterboys, furries, or shit like futanari in this thread you're either intentionally shitposting or dense as a fucking dwarf star. So as I said earlier, fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.16464572

>>16464566
I would still rather not be in a pickle.

>> No.16464579

>>16464520
Amazon

>> No.16464583

>>16464572
You sure about that?
You don't want a Pickle pee?

>> No.16464587

>>16464526
Another luddite from the EMG threads appears.

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16464594

>>16464520
cowgirl, because cows

>> No.16464595

>>16464583
You're trying to make me fall for a random wyvern, aren't you?
I know your tricks Anonymous, and let me make it clear that I have my aim at that tomby delinquent crimson fatalis.

>> No.16464602

>>16464595
A Nerscylla or Barroth could get you.
How do you intend to pull that off?

>> No.16464614

>>16464602
Dung/flash bombs and frame perfect dodge rolls.

>> No.16464627

>>16464614
I can't even dodge tremors, good luck with that.

>> No.16464639

>>16464520
>>16464594
This.

>> No.16464641

>>16464614
you know I've always imagined most monster hunters being incredibly displeased about the whole monsterization thing. They get a quest for a Rathalos and instead they find a women with wings that can breathe fire.

All of them go out of business because all of the monsters they used to hunt are now monster women who just want husbands. Nobody needs to be a monster hunter to "slay" them anymore. All of the thrill and the prestige of hunting fierce and terrible beasts is replaced with disappointment that they found yet another monster girl and not an actual monster.

>> No.16464649 [SPOILER] 
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16464649

>be hanging out at the arcade after school
>get your ass handed to you at Street Fucker by another player
>you get up to say gg, but stop when you see it's a kitsune whose wearing a worn out uniform from your school
>she's so cute, it's love at first sight
>you both get to talking, immediately hit it off and spending the rest of the afternoon together
>you walk her home and tell her you want to see her again, which she shyly agrees to
>just before she goes inside, you see a leaf caught in her tail and tell her you'll grab it for her
>"Wha? Anon, don't touch-" you grab her tail by accident and smoke explodes around her
>when it clears, you see her tail split into nine and standing before you is a much more mature version of the kitsune you were with, her uniform unable to completely cover her buxom body
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon. I didn't mean to lie to you. This all started when I wanted to try on my old high school uniform and pretend I was young again. I was so happy that a young man like you was interested in an old hag like me. I understand if you hate me."
>just before she starts to cry, you take her right there at the front door, telling her she's even more beautiful than when you first met
>you feel her tighten at your confession, and her tails wrap around you as you fill her to the brim

>> No.16464651
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16464651

>>16464641
That's not to say that actual beasts don't still exist.

>> No.16464653

>>16464641
Hey, hunters might just get waifus and move innawoods and just catch frogs and bugs all day with their monster kids.

>> No.16464655

>>16464641
I guess it would be pretty weird. One day you are fighting a crazed rajang and the next one Lao-nee-chan is hiding behind you because the cute fatalis is bullying her.

>> No.16464660
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16464660

>>16464641
Are you mad? Hunters woulld become the ultimate bachelors! Can you imagine the balls it would take to try and subdue half those girls to properly waifu them? You spend years training and gathering materials all for that one big hunt to land your dream dragon wife.

>> No.16464663

>>16464649
Damn those lewd foxes, they're stealing all the young men!

>> No.16464666

>>16464655
Hunters gotta do something. Like this >>16464660

>> No.16464670

>>16464660
don't know what she is but i'd like her to "hunt" me

>> No.16464678

>>16464670
Akantor. That's what she is.

>> No.16464679

>>16464666
I agree with him. It would be pretty sad to see the village ranked monsters trying to get a piece of a hunter though.

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16464687

>>16464663
Older foxes definitely have a leg up on the pile relative to most older MGs.

>> No.16464688

>>16464679
It would. They just can't compete with G-ranked girls.

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16464693

>>16464670
That is an Akantor. Basically it's Groudon if Groudon were the size of a mountain. Slap on some massive tusks and give it a wind tunnel scream, and you have a recipe for one of the only things that can rival an Elder Dragon in raw destructive power.

>> No.16464699

>>16464688
I'm sure there are people who would still go for them. Maybe even to get dominated a bit or just protect the cuties.

>> No.16464701

>>16464651
All of the big game is gone though.

It has occurred to me though that dragons can revert to their primal forms so that could lead to some strange foreplay.

>> No.16464702

>>16464687
Not to me, I'll never fuck an old hag Fox!

>> No.16464707

>>16464693
Don't forget that she likes Magma baths and long walks on the beach filled with shipwrecks.

>> No.16464721

>>16464649
What a pervert.

>> No.16464722
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16464722

>>16464649
CC old hags disguising themselves as lolis sounds like it has potential.

>> No.16464723

>>16464651
I want a Demon Boar P'Orc.

A D'Orc.

>> No.16464725

>>16464663
you saying you don't want to get "stolen away" by a sexy older vixen?

>> No.16464728

>>16464699
All girls need a bit of love.
Even the raptors. Mind you they might make you the pack leader and you'll have to deal with what that brings.

>> No.16464729
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16464729

>>16464701
>Monster Hunter dragons can still revert to their beast forms
>A lot of them are scrappy and up for a fight any time
>Married ones will use it as an excuse for their husbands to drag out their old armor
>They'll challenge them to a hunt as a form of foreplay
>whoever wins gets to be the dominant one that night
>After a rough hunt and even rougher sex, you sheare a few Mega Potions and hop over to the Yukumo hot springs to unwind
Sounds like a fun time to me

>> No.16464734

>>16464725
Of course not, who would even want such a thing?

>> No.16464737

>>16464729
That sounds phenomenal.

>> No.16464747

>>16464729
It does sound like heaven.

>> No.16464748

>>16464729
I've always imagined a Tigrex MG to be a bit more...angry. Not the cute kind either.

>> No.16464753

>>16464748
Well, she's being penetrated at the moment, what else did you expect?

>> No.16464758

>>16464753
Good point.

>> No.16464760

>>16464753
I just imagined monster girls going rage mode during sex.

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>>16464729
would a masochistic dragon get off to having her parts broken? what about cutting the tail?

>> No.16464769

>>16464760
Role Reversal, eh?
Not complaining.

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16464780

>>16464760
>Marry a Tigrex
>Even for foreplay hunts she's vicious
>Like to be particularly rough in bed, too
>Which makes it that much more satisfying then you take her from behind
>Lifting up that thick tail and pounding her from behind
>Though you've learned one thing to prepare for
>Tigrex are screamers in bed
Make sure to invest in quality ear plugs and a sturdy house

>> No.16464797

>>16464780
And Lord help you if she's a Brute Tigrex.

>> No.16464803
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16464803

>>16464583

>> No.16464807

>>16464767
On one hand that's probably mutilation and not gonna fly. On the other hand Jho can eat it's own tail so I really don't know.
>>16464797
Then there's the other two subspecies to consider.

>> No.16464820

>>16464702
That's what people say, up until they wake up the next morning in a tail pile.

>> No.16464822

>>16464734
come on, anon. she knows how to please you better than any young slut who only knows how to thrust her hips. a twist of the hips, a smooch in just the right place on your neck, the simplest moves by her can send waves of ecstasy through your body

>> No.16464825
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16464825

Lets do this song and dance again.

You get raped by this monstergirl
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

You cum inside and awakening latent powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Who raped you and what powers did you get for cumming in her?

>> No.16464828

>>16464825
>Khepri
>Sadness Augmentation

>> No.16464833

>>16464822
But she's old.

>> No.16464854

>>16464833
So are most foxes.
They just don't look it.

>> No.16464866

>>16464825
>Satyros
>Gut Storage
Oh boy, I have all the power of a college frat boy

>> No.16464879

>>16464825
>Cupid
>Poisoning Intuition
What?

>> No.16464880

>>16464825
>Lilim Fuck yeah waifu
>Instant Learning
Interesting

>> No.16464901

>>16464825
>Scylla
>Physical Nonexistence
That's just bizarre

>> No.16464916

>>16464825
>Chimaera
>Molecular Transportation
I'm okay with this.

>> No.16464922

>>16464825
>Cheshire
>Telekinesis
neat

>> No.16464929

>>16464825
>Dark Matter
>Existence Declaration
So I get pumped so full of DE that I can touch infinity?

>> No.16464930

>>16464825
>Sahuagin
>Glycopoei

So I can turn people into candy.....I wonder if it works on chairs and shit?

if so, the Sahuagin is getting a lot of candy furniture.

>> No.16464932

>>16464825
>Demon
>Time Manipulation

I am going to have so much fun....

>> No.16464941

>>16464932
gonna give that demon some instantaneous orgasms with time stops? because that's what I would do. All. The. Time.

>> No.16464944

>>16464932
How many times do you Za Warudo her into instant nudity? Orgasm? Creampie?

>> No.16464948
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>>16464932
Talk about the fucking jackpot jesus christ
Give er the ol' Star Platinum oraoraoraoraorgasm

>> No.16464949

>>16464825
>Ignis
>Tattoo Creation
Well, at least I don't have to work hard in life.

>> No.16464954
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16464954

>>16461439
All right the Gazer superdump is up on /monster.
Uploading group pics like Pic related now and I'm done.

>> No.16464962

>>16464825
Kejourou
Magma transformation

I don't really get the relationship here, but I'm all in, if only for the Kej.

>> No.16464975

>>16464948
That purple bootyhole is entirely too lewd

>> No.16464979

>>16464825
>Holstaur
>Slow Motion
How could a fucking cow give me that?

>> No.16464981

>>16464941
>When am I gonna do it? Don't know.
>Could be tomorro-NOW

>> No.16464988

>>16464979
Never doubt the powers of Hathor anon.

>> No.16464989
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16464989

>>16464941
>>16464944
Do you know how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

Cause that's how many times she's going to be breathless

>>16464948
KONO DIO DA!

>> No.16464995

>>16464988
Hathor is just a fat cow who lactates a lot and has a major impregnation fetish.

>> No.16464999
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16464999

>>16464954
There are a lot of group commissions

>> No.16465000

>>16464979
She's substituting for Cheibriados.

>> No.16465005

>>16464995
Wow way to hurt a gal's feelings man.

>> No.16465019

Why are wocks so shit?

>> No.16465021

>>16464979
Because Holsts are dumb.

>> No.16465024
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16465024

I wonder what flags look like for monster girl countries/order?

>> No.16465043

>>16465005
But it's the truth.

>> No.16465055
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16465055

>>16465019
Nigga they're canonically a species of tall girls, what's not to like?

>> No.16465057

>>16465019
>>16465021
>>16465043
>All this bullying
Everybody quick, hide your lunch money!

>> No.16465064

>>16465057
I've got nothing to fear anon.
Only my waifu can bully me, and Deruella help whoever tries to bully me.

>> No.16465079

>>16464825
>Chief god
Wait what? Chief god just raped me and gave me a power, is that how heroes get blessings and shit? Can I finally be the MC?

>Spatial Mimicry
Kinda good power too. It's like my dick is there but monsters can't pleasure themselves with it.

>> No.16465082

>>16465057
There is nothing wrong with bullying monster girls.

>> No.16465090

>>16464932
>>16464989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULRyZo8dhUI

>> No.16465093

>>16465082
t. Inquisitor

>> No.16465100
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16465100

>>16464825
>Wandering Scholar
Excuse me?

>> No.16465101
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16465101

When will KC add more blueberries?

>> No.16465105

>>16465100
Congratulations, you get the power of an alpy.

>> No.16465111

>>16465093
Scrubs

t. Lord Inquisitor

>> No.16465118

>>16465100
What powers did you get for cumming in him?
homo

>> No.16465129

>>16465118
Stellar energy manipulation, apparently.
One of a long line of vague energy manipulation abilities but sure.

That fairy is gonna be pissed.

>> No.16465135

>>16464825
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Mage
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Renewal

... so I'm like any shota that gets caught by a dark mage, then? figures.

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>>16465101
Don't know. But blueberry is best flavor.

>> No.16465142
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16465142

>>16464825
>Kenkou Cross Q&A
>Feline physiology

>> No.16465147
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16465147

>Writing milf jinko story.
>Get idea for a story starring Chaos Cheshire.
>Get idea for Atlach Nanta story
>Want to write Punishment Time Part 3
>I keep coming up with ideas for the stuff I'm not working on.

>TFW I will never finish anything I start writing.

It's not fair. It's just not fair.

>> No.16465149

>>16465100
>>16465142
This is why we use the Mamono category randomizer and not the full site's.

>> No.16465160

>>16465147
git gud

>> No.16465162

>>16465139
Is that the BE OC demon?

>> No.16465165

>>16465142
I hope you like fujos making fanart of you.

>> No.16465180

>>16465162
It sure is

>> No.16465186

>>16464825
>Matango (fucking gross)
>Alternate Timeline Creation

I'll make a new timeline where a fucking mushroom didn't give me these powers.

>> No.16465187

>>16465162
Yep

>> No.16465188
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16465188

>>16465135
That's pretty fuckin canonical desu senpai

>> No.16465194
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16465194

>>16465101
>perfect blueberry exists
>want more

Nah but we do need more you're absolutely right. What other demonic entities can KC pull for? It was already pretty nitpicky that he separated Devils and Demons

>> No.16465199

>>16465186
Careful anon, if you're not careful, you'll have to watch your waifu die over and over again.

>> No.16465204

>>16465188
The profile Dark Mage and profile Devil have the same cartoony skull emblem.

>> No.16465214

>>16465160
Why do you think I'm writing in the first place? Because I'm a masochist?
I just want senpai to notice me.

>>16465204
Dark Warlock story when?

>> No.16465215

>>16465214
>Because I'm a masochist?
Wait, people don't write out of masochism?

t. writefag

>> No.16465217

Going to bed anons. Remember, burn the witches on your "stake."

>> No.16465220

>>16465180
>>16465187
Where can I get one?

>> No.16465226

>>16465217
Gnight, sabbath degenerate

>> No.16465228
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16465228

>>16465220
Take a Demon and make her a Hathorite.

>> No.16465230

>>16464825

>Mermaid
>Jet powered flight

She's a squirter

>> No.16465234

>>16465220
This >>16465228
And she'll positively adore you for it
every
single
night

>> No.16465236

>>16465226
I merely told you to burn the witches by plunging them down onto your big, flaming hot stake, anon.

I in no way implied which kind.

>> No.16465241
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16465241

>>16464999
Hey do you know where the top two images are uncensored? And my collection is ""complete"" except for the circled pics on the bottom.

>> No.16465248
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16465248

>>16465236
Ah, my mistake, should-be-in-bed-chan

>> No.16465255

>>16465228
>>16465234
There will be lots of massaging and milking for sure.
Can't let the tanks hit overcapacity.
Great now I seriously am liking this.

>> No.16465260

>>16465248
Demons are way too smug.

>> No.16465263
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>>16465255
Lactation is a top-tier fetish to have anon.

>> No.16465265 [SPOILER] 
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16465265

>>16465255
Give in anon

>>16465260
Isn't it fucking amazing? They know man. You can say all you want about needing a break or wanting to take the night off but they'll fucking KNOW you want their body, and they'll smug you into the ninth circle of hell for it.

>> No.16465268

>>16465255
Hot damn, the Daki Demon chapter with the magically-flavored tiddy milk was a devastating precision strike on my fetish.

>> No.16465270

>>16465268
Daki Demon was fantastic but there really wasn't enough unique about her being a Demon, it could have been replaced with any normal girl with that kinda standard personality

>> No.16465276

>>16465263
Thanks.
I have a slight-medium BE fetish with lactation and massaging/gentle handplay so, it hits all the right keys.

>>16465265
I've already loved demons since they were first shown. This just makes my love Larger and bigger

>> No.16465284

>>16465241
Have you checked the artists' pages

>> No.16465294

>>16464825
>Vampire
>Earth Sealing

What the hell is that even?
I can store chunks of dirt in people now?

>> No.16465297

>>16465188
>canonical
There is not a single word about shotashit in the profile though

>> No.16465298
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16465298

>>16465276
>this whole post

MY OWN CLONE!
Know this- whoever you are, wherever you are, there is someone out there who gets it. I feel it. Its dare.

>> No.16465301

>>16465255
>>16465263
>>16465276
Once you go lac you never go bac

Tiddy is never the same after you can literally drink from it

>> No.16465304

>>16465268
>chapter
Where can I find this? Or will the name lead me to it?

>> No.16465313

>>16465301
Yeah, tiddy is a whole new world of fetish fuel after that.

>> No.16465317
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16465317

>>16465265
Who wants to start a Demon Cult?

We can start small, maybe summon an Imp or a nekobus, it'll be fun!

>> No.16465321

How long do you have to ignore a Demon's schemes of trying to get you to sign her contract until she goes away?

>> No.16465322

>>16465298
New york born now residing in canada here.
I have learned the magic of milk bags

Also thanks for the images.

>> No.16465323

>>16465241
http://imgur.com/a/8PiRb

>> No.16465327
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16465327

>>16465317
I'm in. Get us a weresheep to sacrifice, we're fucking doing this.

>>16465322
The next time you're in the Chi, buy a gallon of milk then. I'll know. No problem.

>> No.16465331

>>16465321
Anon, you signed the contract long ago already. Remember when you were a kid that strange-looking lady who heard that you just learned how to write your own name, and challenged you to write it on a piece of paper filled with words you didn't understand?

She's just playing with you now.

>> No.16465333

>>16465317
>an Imp or a nekobus
But they don't do anything! They'll just sit around and eat all our chips and salsa!
Then they'll get angry and pouty when they get pudgy!

>> No.16465341

>>16465331
No, no I don't remember that. Most likely because that didn't happen.

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16465342

>>16465321
>He thinks he can escape

You're so cute, anon! But so silly sometimes~

>> No.16465349

>>16465333
Hold your tongue! They are our Demon Masters!

They deserve to be worshiped! Every command must be obeyed without fail!

>> No.16465350

>>16465341
>Most likely because that didn't happen.
That's what she wants you to believe. Where'd be the fun in it otherwise?

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16465352

>>16465327
Ahh. I have family down there.
And why just one? Gotta buy two, one for each one yeah?

>>16465342
Albedo a CUTE

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16465354

>>16465019
It's OK anon, you'll come around eventually.

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16465356

>>16465241
For the top right the artist's name is in the picture.

>> No.16465359

>>16464825
>Eros
So I guess all the Eros girls then?
>Weapon Transformation
Welp, time to make them my harem/armory.

>> No.16465363

>>16465350
This is just reverse psychology and I won't fall for it.

>> No.16465364
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16465364

>>16465352
Well then why stop at two? Why not more? She needs them afterall. Also thanks for saving my edit.

>> No.16465374

>>16465364
I was the one who requested it after all so she is my milk demon
I feel like doing a full color edit of her armor as well though I don't know what color theme I should go to compliment a milk demon.

>> No.16465377

>>16465298
>My Demon Waifu isn't real.
>She'll never drink a tall glass of Hathor Milk for the purpose of lactation play and milky paizuri.
This hurts so bad.

>> No.16465379

>>16465304
It's part of this pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz

>> No.16465380
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16465380

>>16465374
I'm at your service if you want me to take a whiff, I enjoy the practice! And as fucking gay as it sounds there's something sensual about going over the contours in slow detail

>> No.16465386

Demons please leave.

>> No.16465393

>>16465386
Demons are here to stay.
Learn to live with it flatty.

>> No.16465392

>>16465386
t. Baphomet

>> No.16465398

>>16465380
>going over contours and curves of a DEMON
>gay
You're funny.
Though looking at the Drow demon you'd want an opposite color palette for a milk demon.
White + yellow/tan/orange? Not too sure.

>> No.16465404

>>16465392
>>16465393
Demonic monster girls, big or small are not allowed.

They're like Dark Priests.

>> No.16465406

>>16465404
Ah, allow me to rectify my statement.
Demons are hear to stay.
Learn to live with it Order Trash.

>> No.16465408

>>16465386
>She's a Baphomet
>In the Demon Realm
>in a Sabbath store
>She does it for free
>She takes her 'job' very seriously
>She does it because it is the only amount of power and control she will ever have in her pathetic post-war life
>She deletes cowtits she doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has a crying fit
>She deletes dem hips she doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl imp cartoons she still has to watch
>she will never have a real husband
>she will never move out of the Demon Lord's house
>She will never be a healthy height
>she will never know how to cast anything but Pedonification
>she will never have a husband
>she will never have any galpals
>she takes her job very seriously

>> No.16465417

>>16465398
I'll use her as my canvas and paint, might be a while cause I'm off tomorrow so I'm halfway to smashed but I shall work on it as it interests me greatly as well!

>> No.16465419

>>16465408
>Post-war the leader of the Sabbath is reduced to a NEET with nothing after her cult fails since humans from the other side generally detest pedophilia.
>YWN be there to take a picture of her despair and laugh at her.
Damn it.

>> No.16465421

>>16465406
The Order are just as right as Senator Kelly from X-Men.

>> No.16465422

>>16465408
I wanna be that Baphomets husbando!

>> No.16465423

>>16464825
>Grizzly
>Poisonous Slash
these bears claws now inflict poison dmg

>> No.16465424

>>16465417
I appreciate it sir. May you rock on!
I might try my hand at it, just to get a feeling of the curves.

>> No.16465426

>>16465419
Now I want a picture of two slutty and curvy Demon girls laughing at and bullying a Baphomet

>>16465424
Go for it!

>> No.16465428

>>16464825
>Inari
>Demiurge physiology
I now have the power to shape the world! But that sounds like a lot of work.

>> No.16465432

>>16465408
Old and jaded little girls are the best

>> No.16465439

>>16465426
Please don't bully the Sabbath girls. Even if they prey on the middle school boys only to get caught when they don't know the new games and lingo that are in the now.

>> No.16465441

Anybody have a picture of that Lala daki?

>> No.16465442

>>16464825
>Kitsune-Bi
>Troll Physiology

Cue the Big Guy Jokes

>> No.16465447

>>16465379
Late thanks sir!

>>16465426
Is there a good quality source image btw to work on btw?

>> No.16465448

>>16464825
>Demon Army
>Boundary Removal
So I achieve CHIM by fucking the Demon Lord's host? That's pretty damn great.

>> No.16465452

>>16465442
For her.

>> No.16465455

>>16465447
Yeah, the first image in this one seems like it might even be vectorized. I was just working off of the one on the fucking wiki, which was much lower rez

http://imgur.com/a/jQf8m

>> No.16465461

>>16465455
If you're going to do brown skin, you gotta do white hair, my man

>> No.16465469

>>16465461
White hair given the self-taught backwater hick methods I use are hard because of the way the default hair is colored, but I do intend to figure it out, there's a few things I haven't tried.

>> No.16465477

>>16464825
I got raped by a fallen god and became a blood bender because of it.
>having the power to kill anyone just with the power of your mind
That's a lot of responsibility

>> No.16465486

>>16465439
I'm gonna bully the shitty Loli cult all I want anon.

>> No.16465487

>>16465101 >>16465139 >>16465194
>>16465248 >>16465260 >>16465265
>>16465263 >>16465276 >>16465270
>>16465268 >>16465298 >>16465327
>>16465317
Warms my heart to see all this Demon love. Good on you, Anons. You are good people.

>>16465377
I'm right there with you. The only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff is wanting to see my Leapers smile when 2017 actually happens.

>> No.16465495

>>16465356
It looks like 'BUCK-SURN' but searching that doesn't pull anything up

>> No.16465498

>>16465487
But I don't love Demons. I just think they're too smug.

>> No.16465497
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>>16465486
Hell yeah, lets go poison their water supply with Holstaur milk!

>>16465487
Always knew I'd end up with a Demon. Don't rightly know if that's good or not but I also don't rightly care.

>> No.16465501

>>16465495
Buck-satan. Has a gazer OC they draw occasionally.

>> No.16465503

>>16465497
Holstaur milk isn't enough anon. Hathor Milk's the way to go. Not even the Sabbath's leader could resist the enchantment of a goddess' milk!

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>>16464825
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sea_Bishop
I was raped. I wasn't only raped though. I was raped by a Sea Bishop, the subspecies of mermaid which is supposed to be the most gentle and kind.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacrificial_Creation_Physiology
I am actually the product of a bloody sacrificial ritual which the Sea Bishop probably performed on some innocent sea monster girl just so she could the product of the unholy ritual.

METAL. AS. FUCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxehyRH8Ec

>> No.16465509

>>16464825
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia/Header

what a weird thing to get raped by

>> No.16465516

>>16465487
>Shortstack Devil
>Demon

>> No.16465517

>>16465509
You get Succuvirus. GG no re.

>> No.16465519

>>16465508
Jesus christ, talk about the black sheep of the family.
What would her mother think?

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>>16465503
Perfect! Plus we don't have to be worried about getting in trouble for it, my waifu's a lawyer.

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16465539

>>16465519
Lets just say she went away to sleep with her relatives.

>> No.16465546

>>16465539
You know what you have to do now anon.
https://youtu.be/IDggqnnNuDo

>> No.16465550

>>16465501
>Buck-Satan
How the fuck does that say "satan"? Geese

>> No.16465611

>>16464825
>Atlach-Nacha
>Disease immunity
Dammit, I need poison resistance/immunity, not this shit.

>> No.16465622

>>16465524
I don't think you have any right to talk shit about lolis while posting shota cancer desu senpai

>> No.16465628

>>16465622
Isn't it kinda the exact inverse of Sabbath though? Instead of loli and older man its shota and older female. Its literally the opposite.

>> No.16465636

>>16465628
>let's fight cancer with even worse cancer!
May as well post furries then

>> No.16465639

>>16465636
Lighten up francis

>> No.16465643
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>keep having this weird nighmare where a dragon pins me down and forcefully wants me to breed her
>i keep filling her insides but she just growls and says its not enought
>proceeds to leglocking and milking me nonstop until she thinks its enough
>ITS NEVER ENOUGH

i should just give up on dragons,clearly i cant please one

>> No.16465647

>>16465643
They are one of the hardest races to impregnate, so it makes sense

>> No.16465651

>>16465643
Oh you get to have dreams about Monster Girls, do you? You got a Nightmare caught in a dreamcatcher, do you?

>> No.16465661

>>16465643
>nighmare
>dragon milking you so you can become a father
How the hell is that a nightmare, sounds like a dream.

You lucky son of a bitch,

>> No.16465662

>>16465639
Only if you stop spreading cancer, tom

>> No.16465665

>>16465647
we could work on that slowly and gently geez,not suddenly wanting to fuck all day without breaks

i dont think the amount you dump inside the womb matters when its leaking out either

>> No.16465668

>>16465643
>i should just give up on dragons,clearly i cant please one
But Anon, it's pretty clear that she just can't get enough of your dick.
Are you sure she's not just addicted to you?

>> No.16465671

>>16465651
I want to tie up a Nightmare now and force her to give me good dreams while I use her tits as pillows.

>> No.16465672

>>16464825

>Cheshire Cat
I basically won the fucking lottery. Literally.

>Combat Specialist?
>Oh, a hand-to-hand combat/martial arts genius
It's time to train.

>> No.16465673

>>16465671
Original Idea, do not steal!

>> No.16465674

>>16465661
thats fucking terrifying

a dragon bigger than you,sitting on your manhood,yelling at the top of her lungs she needs more while being completely at her mercy? i am sure that was more of a fearboner than arousal

>> No.16465677

>>16465674
Just tell her to use her in-lair voice.

>> No.16465680

>>16465674
>a dragon bigger than you,sitting on your manhood,yelling at the top of her lungs she needs more
Shes got an addiction to me and i have an addiction to her. It all works out.
I want a dragon to do that to me, think about this, you have this powerful wealthy tall stronger woman whos probably older then you by centuries, and she is so madly in love with you to attempt and have a kid with you no matter what.

I dont know about you but if my dragon waifu did that to me i'd go full doki-doki-heart pupils.

>> No.16465683

>>16465674
Are you kidding me anon? I'd pay money for my Demon Waifu to do that to me!
Though, she's shorter than me. Does that make it kinkier?

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>>16465683
I wanna have kinky, sacrilegious, edgy sex with my Demon waifu on the brimstone bed while she moans in tongues!
https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

Then cuddle and watch some late night TV afterward

>> No.16465693

>>16465689
>Brimstone bed.
Why would you want an uncomfortable rock that smells like sulfur and death as a bed?
I'd think a Demon would at least get Memory Foam with silk sheets.

>> No.16465694

>>16465680
when you put it that way it sounds much better but

could she not abuse my pelvis? i really need that intact

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>>16465693
Eh, it was her suggestion, and its only one day a year. I think its a cultural thing, we normally have a very posh King sized velvet sheet setup goin on. She's a hard working mature woman and deserves her special days!

>> No.16465704

>>16465689
>>16465695
So Christmas-Cake-Demon-chan is actually satanic?

>> No.16465710

>>16465704
Fuck am I getting that predictable
Nah, just has a secret metalhead streak that's enjoyed to indulge.

>> No.16465712

>>16465694
Anon, even if your pelvis breaks its okay, after all shes wealthy and powerful.

Just imagine her taking care of you nursing you back to health. Think about the nightly cuddling sessions when your inside her embrace as she pulls you closer while mumbling about never letting go of her favorite treasure.
Think about the mornings when you wake up and shes giving you breakfast in bed while helping you eat. Think about how she will wrap you up in her wings and tell you that you're now a father. Think about her face when shes crying in joy as she holds you tighter then ever before because she is now a mother

Think about all that happiness anon, that is why we dragonfags love dragons, they're amazing.

Fuck i made my self even more depressed, hell it wasnt even that good of an explanation.

>> No.16465723

>>16465712
Drink deep from the draught of feels, bro. Tis a communal cup, even if I'm a lover of a different D-starting monstergirl.
>tfw will never have little blueberries running around playing as the waifu cries black tears of joy

>> No.16465725

>>16465712
to be fair, the way you say it is convincing me more and more to give dragons a second chance

they sound like the kind of waifus who act tough outside but are filled with mushyness

i hope you get good dragon dreams soon anon,sorry if this convo made you depressed

>> No.16465748

>>16465723
Why are you doing this to me? I'm out of whiskey and I don't feel like drinking cheap .vodka

>> No.16465756

>>16465725
You see the mushyness doesn't stop there. Dragons protect their eggs as if the entire worlds fate counted on it. She'd be constantly caring for it and you, usually at the same place and time. And dont forget everytime you look at the egg remember that it has you child in it. Its harder then a diamond but your dragon doesn't care, because it has her child in it too. She'd read, talk and hold it close to her, always either in her or your arms, no where else.

Then there comes night where you have the egg in your arms protecting it while shes around both of you in the most comfiest wing hug, with hear coming from both the egg and her, it is one comfy happy area.

One day you'll be awoken suddenly, your waifu crying with the biggest smile you've ever seen as she picks you up and carries you to a little pile of her hoard with a broken egg and a small baby dragon in her other arm. You'd just found your own daughter.

Dragons are love.

God damn when does my gun get here.

>> No.16465765

>>16465756
Maybe your daughter melted your gun into a lump of metal and hid it under the bed so you won't yell at her.

>> No.16465771

>>16465756
anon how will you meet your waifu if you took your life before she could find you?

>> No.16465776

>>16465748
>ywn teach your little blueberries cursive so they can make the best signature on their contracts one day
>ywn wash and dry their wings for them as they sing latin nursery rhymes their mother taught them
>ywn be the staunch grouchy dad that finally caves in when they beg you to let them summon a felsteed as a pet
>ywn sit down as a family and watch old movies that were your favorite as a kid while your Demon wife nuzzles into your neck while cuddling you then nibbles your ear and says she wants another soon~
>ywn vet their prospective contract signatories with a glare once they've grown up a bit then be 'convinced' by your wife to let the girls make their own choice like she did all those years ago

>> No.16465783

>>16465672
Combat Cat!

>> No.16465787

>>16464825
>Kobold
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal
Uhh... I get raped by a bad doggy and now I have the power to have every power I want.

I win guys, go home.

>> No.16465790

>>16465787
Oh anon you have no idea how jealous I am.

>> No.16465792

>>16464825
>Salamander

Okay, wonder what power I'll get?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality

wat?

>> No.16465794

>>16465792
Congrats anon, a delicious brown genki warrior raped you and you became the Apex God.

>> No.16465796

>>16465792
Congratulations, you are the cosmic keystone.

>> No.16465797

>>16465792
You can manipulate reality! Merge us with the MGE world anon!

>> No.16465801

>>16465776
I hate you....
Not really, Anon. I don't hate you. What I really hate is this world and how unfair it is.

I want her to be here.

>> No.16465809

>>16465792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Awaken, my master!

>> No.16465811

>>16465801
I know, anon. But hold tight. You never really know...
...maybe she's just playing hide and seek.

>> No.16465814

>>16464825
>World Guide II
>Dimension Creation.

Just call me The Jizz. Follow me, and you shall have your own private paradise with your waifu.

>> No.16465816

>>16465797
I can have a little powwow with the Monster Girl gods. Introduce myself and the rest of humanity.

I'll do my best!

>> No.16465819

>>16465816
God speed you magnificent bastard.

>> No.16465823

>>16465792
>>16465814
I have those powers too but I don't feel like using them so there.

>> No.16465829

>>16464825
>Chimera
>Photographic Existence, The power to only exist as a person within a photograph.

This is some MGQ bad end level shit. At best I'll be kept between her breast, at worst become a crazy old man who flies around stabbing weirdos with an arrow.

>> No.16465835

>>16465829
Atom Hearth Father pls go.

>> No.16465857
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Can Gremlins purr?

>> No.16465859

>>16465857
I don't know. Rub her belly.

>> No.16465871

>>16465771
Anon im tired broken and weak.

Shes the only thing keeping me here.

>> No.16465873

>>16465857
Take her for a test run and figure it out.

>> No.16465886

>>16465811
It's official. I'm calling tomorrow. Caliber Vodka don't fail me now. When she finds me, I'm going to scold her for taking so long. But whisper 'Don't you ever leave' while hugging her and not letting go.

>>16465829
Go around saying "My waifu has no weaknesses." But don't say that she's weak to you. Make her seem like the ultimate badass.

>> No.16465896

>>16465886
Calling in. Fucking phone.

>> No.16465912
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MG Suburbs would be really nice to live in.

Daughterus running around and going on adventures.

Dads kicking back and grilling some meat or whatever dads do.

Moms going out and playing bunco with the other moms.

It would be so peaceful.

Your daughteru would invite her friends over, and then would make blanket forts.
Her dragon friend would stand on top a "tower" they made from a stool they put a blanket over and look around smug.

>> No.16465913

>>16465857
No but they might do some cute bestial noise if you hit the right spot or get them extremely comfy
She'd probably get so embarrassed that she'd build some noise cancelling machine so that you never ever hear her do that kind of shameful noise again

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>>16465886
Cheers, Fellow Blueberry aficianado. I'm off tomorrow too so we can wallow together.
That was a bit too personal of a callout and I'm sorry for driving you to drink.

>> No.16465921

>>16465771
Jokes on you anon, my waifu is a Lich.

>> No.16465933

>>16465886
>>16465915
Dont worry anons she may not be real but at least we all have crippling depression and alcoholism!

Misery loves company anons.

>> No.16465939

>>16465912
>You'll never watch your Demon Daughteru's face light up during your first ever fourth of july neighborhood barbeque at the city park with your friends and their families.
>You'll never watch her happily bite into an all beef hamburger with the patty stuffed with mozzarella cheese, barbeque sauce and ketchup staining the sides of her mouth.
>You'll never watch her run around the park with her friends having water balloon fights and playing capture the flag.
>She'll never cuddle up with you and your waifu on your blanket on the hill and watch the fireworks with wide-eyed wonder.
>You'll never live the dream.
GOD DAMN IT

>> No.16465942

>>16465912
God damn, that sounds nice. It would be cute if they said that the blanket forts were their dungeon.

>> No.16465944

>>16465933
>>16465915
>>16465886
>You will never buy a drink for your brothers in borderline suicidal depression and alcoholism

I just want her to be real
I guess i'll hit the liquor store tomorrow

>> No.16465955

>>16465939
Just borrow someone's elementary school-age kid, paint her blue and superglue a pair of horns and tail to her skin.

>> No.16465963

Do you have any fetish that can only be fulfilled by monster girls?
Mine is unconditional love

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>>16465933
>>16465939
>>16465944
May we drink many nights together thinking about them. I'm glad we're at least able to share in it.
I'll hold out if you chaps do.

>> No.16465970

>>16465835
>>16465886
I'm going to protect the smile on my qt pink cat girl daughteru's face! It's not her fault she has a fetish for raping men, resetting time and watching as they mysteriously cum in public places!

>> No.16465972

>>16465955
Anon no, that's kidnapping.

>>16465964
I know I'm safe from dying of alcohol poisoning at least.
I don't drink except on special occasions.

>> No.16465974

>>16465944
>>16465964
We all may be depressed anons but we'll hold on for our waifus, no matter how small a chance we will wait.

I have a gun coming in within the next 3 weeks, its mighty tempting to end the pain now.

>> No.16465977

>>16465915
You're good man. It was going to happen eventually. Either at 4 in the morning from waking up from a happy dream or at work because I heard her favorite song. Might as well do it in my own home than in front of customers. Last thing is to be bitched out.

>>16465933
Amen to that.

>>16465944
Same. Good thing I got 30 bucks on one credit card.

>> No.16465980

>>16465972
>Anon no, that's kidnapping.
Not if you cleverly switch all of her blood for formaldehyde first!

>> No.16465986

>>16465970
You forgot PUBLIC HANDHOLDING

>> No.16465987

>>16465972
>>16465974
Drinking will be the end of me

I drink about 1.7 L of cheep vodka every weekend

It's my motivation to not kill myself and make it through the work week

>> No.16465988

>>16465980
ANON NO, THAT'S MURDER.

>> No.16465994

>>16465912
I keep flip-flopping on whether or not I'd want to live in a suburban home, or a high-rise apartment.

On the one hand, I fucking loathe yardwork. On the other, so much more creativity in regards to architecture, interior and exterior design, layout...

Maybe I should just do some kinda landscaping that requires next to no effort to maintain.

>> No.16465996

>>16465974
I know you'll stay strong anon.

>>16465977
Good then. I look forward to swapping greentexts with you in the future.

>> No.16465999

>>16465986
I really, really, really hate this meme. If you want to be a faggot or force your plain ass vanilla shit through epic memes do it on retardchan.

>> No.16466000

>>16465974
Anon I have three loaded guns a few feet behind me, you just gotta be patient.

>> No.16466003

>>16465994
That, or hire cheap Mexican labor like everyone else

>> No.16466004

>>16465999
So you haven't read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure I take it?

>> No.16466018

>>16465999
I feel like you underestimate just how hard some people here fetishize actual romantic connection and affection.

>> No.16466019

>>16466004
Bite Za Dusto already happened. He will repeatedly get angry at the Jojokes. And it will happen over and over.

>> No.16466021

>>16466003
I'm both lazy and frugal, and I don't care for the idea of paying someone to come onto my property to deal with my chores.

So instead I'll just remove the chores in their entirety. Landscaped yards requiring no maintenance, heated paths to deal with snow in winter...

>> No.16466026

>>16465996
Aye, me too, laddie.

>> No.16466027

Gremlin and automatons vs Dark mage and golems

>> No.16466032

>>16466004
I'm sorry, I was so caught up in my hatred of memes I couldn't even see your Jojoke.

>> No.16466033

>>16466027
MAGIC VS SCIENCE
NIGHT VS DAY
SUPER WURM V JUSTICE WING

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>>16466027
>Girls~!
>Mmm! Bryce Wayne meets Clara Kent, ha! I love it, I love bringing people together! How are we? Hi, hello, I'm Chesh, it is a pleasure- ow, wow! That is a good grip you should... not pick a fight with this one!

>> No.16466043

>>16466041
>Do you know the oldest lie in the Demon Realm, wandering scholar?
>It's that Manoma Mana can be innocent!

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>>16466041
Please no it's horrible.
HUNKA HUNKA

>> No.16466045

>>16466041
>Bryce Wayne
Please don't use my name.

>> No.16466055

>>16466045
>>16466044
>...Anon...
>wh-?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?! 'ANON', WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>It's her husband's name!!

>> No.16466056

>>16466041
>>16466055
Can we not reference that pile of steaming garbage?

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>>16466055
I hate you. I hate that movie and I hate you for mixing up Monster Girls in it.
ELECTRIC CELLO INTENSIFIES

>> No.16466062

>>16466056
>>16466059
Still sore eh? Didn't realize people were so upset by it. I didn't even see it so I can't say. Sorry though.

>> No.16466067

>>16466062
If you haven't seen it then you really have no idea how terrible it is.
Take my advice and pretend it didn't happen. That way it can't hurt you.

>> No.16466069

>>16466056
I have no fucking clue what they're even referencing. I'm gonna assume some kinda bad fic?

>> No.16466072

>>16466033
>>16466041
>>16466043
>>16466045
>>16466055
>>16466056
>>16466059
>>16466062
>>16466067

Two words folks: Suicide. Squad.

>> No.16466073

>>16466041
>>16466043
>>16466055
Where's the loli that turns into a CC thanks to powers bestowed upon her by the first Demon Lord?

>> No.16466082

>>16466072
Thank god we're only referencing Batman vs Superman and not that pile of shit.
DC even ruined Constantine in the new Justice League Dark movie so I've completely written them off.

>> No.16466083

>>16466072
I don't even get what's going on.

>> No.16466084

>>16466067
I moonlight on /tv/ so I take glee in shitty big budget movies and ripping them apart. I'm way too cynical of Hollywood to let a shitty movie hurt me, kek

>>16466069
Boku no Batman vs Superman

>> No.16466091

>>16466083
A movie came out last spring called Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. It's terrible, and people are making jokes by taking lines from it turning them MG related.

>> No.16466092

>>16466069
>I'm gonna assume some kinda bad fic

You're not wrong

>> No.16466093

>>16466062
It's fucking awful man.
>Batman with a gun
>Batman killing people
>Zack Snyder's fetish for making Superman into Jesus Christ with superpowers.
>Lex Luthor goes from conniving cunning businessman into "Le wacky quirky funny guy"
>The utter rape of Doomsday and the whole thing is a rehash of the Death of Superman.
Zack "The Hack" Snyder can't write superman to save his goddamn life, we don't need to ruin Monstergirls with his garbage.

>>16466069
Something like that, yeah.
I've seen the term "Like he was throwing around action figures without actually knowing anything about them" be used.

>>16466072
How did they fuck it up?
It's the simplest concept in the world, HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP?

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>>16466093
It's just a late night meme man, your MGs are safe from Zack. You were just having a nightmare.

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>>16466096
DID I COME TOO SOON?

>> No.16466108

>>16466093
Let's not forget Wonder Woman being in the movie just so they could use the "I thought she was with you" joke.
But enough about garbage what's your waifus favorite movie?
>my hellhound waifu loves Mel Brooks and can recite Young Frankenstein from beginning to end.

>> No.16466110

>>16466093
>Main characters were Deadshot and Harley it seemed, and Fuck everyone else on the team, given one line of pointless dialogue that made them boring, Killer Croc and Boomer are not supposed to be boring!
>Having magic in your face instead of some low key threat more suitable
>15 minutes of Joker when he could be the main villain
>JARED LETO AS JOKER
>Terrible editing with and pointless song drops

That's just me though. You want a good Suicide Squad movie watch Assault on Arkham.

>> No.16466112

>>16466108
You know who else was in that movie?
Flash. Cyborg. Aquaman. KGBeast. Jimmy Olsen the CIA agent. Jonathan "Silence of the Horses" Kent

Uhh, anyway. She likes 80's-90's action flicks. Pretty much anything with Ahnold in it.

>> No.16466117

>>16466073
>Monster Girl Mary Marvel
Neato.

>>16466082
The new Justice League TV Cartoon is decent at least. More comedy-focused than the old 2000s series, but definitely a higher-quality product than anything else they've put out in YEARS.

>> No.16466119

>>16466108
>Mel Brooks
>Young Frankenstein
Why are so many people in this thread such patricians?

Anywho, Demon Christmas-Cake likes Wall Street, the original with Sheen and Douglas.

>> No.16466124

>>16464825
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/「YOU」
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement

How the hell did I rape and cum inside myself?

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>>16466119
Oh 'allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

>> No.16466127

>>16466125
What knockers!

>> No.16466128

>>16466124
You were your waifu all along.
And then Anon alped.

>> No.16466130

>>16466119
Does she identify with Gordon Gecko?

>> No.16466134

>>16466108
>>16466119
>"Dr. Frankenstein?"
>"Frokensteen."
>"You're putting me on."
>"No, it really is pronounced, "Frokensteen"."
>"Do you also say Froaderick?"
>"No . . . "Frederick."
>"Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Frokensteen"?"
>"It isn't, it's "Frederick Frokensteen"."
>"I see."
>"You must be Igor."
>"No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
>"But they told me it was "ee-gor"..."
>"Well, they were wrong then, weren"t they?"

>> No.16466135

>>16466108
She loves Star Wars. The only way she wants to watch it Is in Machete order and she likes Boba Fett.

I'm so proud of her.

>> No.16466138
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>>16466130
She's effectively the head of a company as a feudal landowner, so yeah, I guess so. Probably would alter the 'Greed is good' speech to make it about lust though.

>> No.16466142

>>16466108
My Waifu's favorite movie is the original Ghostbusters. She loves using her powers to recreate the Ghost Blowjob scene.
She also enjoyed Pacific Rim and Deadpool, but disputes me on liking Legendary Godzilla.

>> No.16466148

>>16466124
>trust nobody
>Not even yourself

>> No.16466149

>>16466142
>She also enjoyed Pacific Rim and Deadpool
I like this girl. I like this girl a lot.

>> No.16466150

>>16466108
Dunno.

Though I'd hope we could enjoy Pacific Rim together.

>> No.16466159

>>16466149
She might be a Demon, and she might be the daughter of two very successful lawyers, but she's first and foremost and enormous dork.
If her sisters saw the "real her" as opposed to the gloomy, proper lady they grew up with they'd flip.

>> No.16466161

This block of two or three hours really is the Demon hour every night, isn't it? Just a curious observation.

>> No.16466165

>>16466161
It wasn't always this way. They came to us like thieves in the night.

>> No.16466177

>>16466150
Who doesn't enjoy Pacific Rim? It's giant rock'em sock'em robots saving the world, what's not to like?

>> No.16466179

rum's hittin
night thread
blueberries

>> No.16466181

>>16466179
Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

>> No.16466183

>>16466179
Night, BlueBerryBro!

>> No.16466187

>>16466179
G'night. Still trying to edit a milk demon

>> No.16466188

>>16466142
>waifu likes ghostbusters
What did your waifu think about the reboot?

>> No.16466192

>>16466188
Not absolutely awful like everyone said it was, but not particularly good either.
Honestly in the worst position a movie can be in, "Meh."

>> No.16466193

>>16466179
Night night, don't let the paladins bite.

>> No.16466236

>>16465912
>grilling some meat or whatever dads do.
yeah
Thats what I would totally do, settle down as a farmer who has a lot of fruit trees and corn fields. We would live in peace and totally not even think about brewing alcohol and distributing it without paying taxes.
As you can see simple farmer life needs a strong, muscluar mg wife, for the daily chores. totally not for fighting against the law. Also magic comes handy for smuggling.

Being close friends with onis is super important because a helping hand in the farm is always good they are the main target customers, and they only ask for a small fee they also like testing your newest inventions, also can't go blind

>> No.16466261

>>16466236
>Can't go blind
Stop "improving" your product with shit behind the paint shed

>> No.16466274

>>16466108
My Hellhound waifu is an action movie loving tomboy, enjoying stuff like John Wick, The Raid, and Hardboiled.

>> No.16466283

>>16466125
I want that cow to touch me, in the hay, on top, and as a dire

>> No.16466284
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16466284

>Oi! Man-Swine! I'm gonna give you a lesson you'll never forget!
A wild captain appears!

>> No.16466311

>>16466284
p'orcs truly are the best.

>> No.16466315

>>16466284
Weaknesses?

>> No.16466328

>>16466284
have some oats.

>> No.16466331

>>16466315
You don't know them yet, this is your first meeting.

>> No.16466345

>>16466284
Then I'll just defeat her and fuck her. Problem solved.

>> No.16466358

>>16466345
Even your stamina will eventually run out.

>> No.16466364

>>16466358
Fuck, I didn't plan for that.

>> No.16466398
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16466398

You wouldn't a satan.

>> No.16466402

>>16466364
Use aphrodisiac herbs to regain your libido!

>> No.16466449

>>16466398
It depends.

>> No.16466452

>>16466398
Says who?

>> No.16466608

>>16466398
You are sorely mistaken.

>> No.16466619

>>16466608
>666
Y-you too.

>> No.16466686
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16466686

>>16466608
>>16466452
There's just no way you could do anything lewd to this girl.

>> No.16466721

>>16466686
I suppose I couldn't. Unless I approach her from behind and plop my dick on the top of her head

>> No.16466744
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16466744

>>16466686
Satan is way too cute.

Unlike this stinky angel that is made for corruption.

>> No.16466751

>>16465241
>>16465323
Can someone upload bunny suit gazer from bottom right?

>> No.16466757
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16466757

>>16466744
Satania a shit

>> No.16466759

>>16465643
Glad for you accepting it.

>> No.16466761

Do you want Satan to be an individual monster girl or a species?

I'd love it if it was a species, maybe some kind of Demon mutation who is very sadistic and has an extreme type of contract that forces you to do whatever she wants otherwise you feel the flames of hell overtake you

>> No.16466767

>>16466761
what

>> No.16466778

>>16466761
I could see Satan being a race but an incredibly rare one.

I'm still waiting on KC's take on the rest of the sins though, I want Belphegor and and Asmodeus already.

>> No.16466784

>>16466751
Oh, nevermind, I found it
Gazer has more art than all other MGE grills combined so it's difficult to look through
Sasuga gazer-fag

>> No.16466799
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16466799

>>16466761
Individual.

>> No.16466827

>>16466686
>>16466744
>>16466757
What about the demon?

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16466892

>>16466827
Vigne is for cuddling and gentle sex, she's honestly top tier wife material.

>> No.16466941

>>16466767
You know how some mythological beings are kept as individual like Poseidon but some are made as species like Medusa
If KC was to ever put Satan in MGE, would you prefer her to be an individual or a species?

>>16466778
Agreed, that's why I said a mutation of Demon since mutations are rare

>I want Belphegor and and Asmodeus already.
There is so much goodness that KC could take from old christian books

>>16466799
Would you go to hell and back for her?

>> No.16466943 [DELETED] 

>>16466892
You mean t
op tier mistress material.

>> No.16466975

>>16466892
You mean top tier mistress material.

>> No.16466988

>>16466784
>Gazer has more art than all other MGE grills combined
>what are the lamias
>what are the slimes
>what is Hellhound
>what is Cheshire Cat
Gazer has 270 or so, that is a gross overstatement.

Also I made a super dump on /monster/ 8ch for just the reason you expressed.

>> No.16467004

>>16466988
>what are the lamias
>what are the slimes
I'm talking about MGE based ones, so they actually have next to none art

>> No.16467022

>>16466988
No one gives a shit about MGE Lamias, the only ones that get stories/art are Shirohebis and they don't haven have a 10th of the content Gazer has.

The fandom for MGE slimes in non-existent unless you include Shoggoths.

>> No.16467025

>>16466988
There's a modestly sizeable amount of Anubis.

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16467044

>>16466778
I want KC to make girls of the 8 other ranks of angels, he already has third sphere Angels in mge
Seraphim
Cherubim
Thrones
Dominions
Virtues
Powers
Principalities
Archangels

>> No.16467181

>>16466761
Satan is a job, not an individual or a species.

>> No.16467187

I'm bored and have been trying to sleep since 2am. Tell me a bedtime story, more specifically, tell me how you and your waifu met.

>> No.16467199
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16467199

>>16467187
I tried to tell that story once, only with a self-insert in a fantasy world rather than myself.
It didn't work out then, it certainly won't now. How about instead you get off the computer? Science has shown that the glow of the monitor fools the body into thinking it should be awake because daylight. Go take a walk in the woods. Surely that will help.

>> No.16467210

>>16467187
I called her a post twat
she slapped me and ruptured a vien
I punched her in the face
she drank my blood
we had sex
it was good
the end

>> No.16467211

>>16466778
>MG version of gluttony
>it's a pudgy demon girl who makes you dress in roman slave wraps and feed her constantly
>also she constantly makes you lay down so she can do body shots
>foreplay includes her pouring wine over your dick and licking it up

>> No.16467217

>>16467199
Meh walks are overrated. Especially since I was just laying in my bed for five hours straight trying to will myself to sleep.

>> No.16467219

>>16467217
Well being here won't help you. Physical strain might though.

>> No.16467246

>had that "dragon is using me as breeding stock" nightmare again
>except now she was doing it twice as roughly
>i swear she had heart pupils too

this is a bad sign right?

>> No.16467253

>>16467246
Lazy sperm needs to work twice as hard, duh.

>> No.16467260

>>16467246
>dragon is using me as breeding stock
>heart pupils
>nightmare
I just don't see how that can be a nightmare anon.

>> No.16467263

>>16467246
Embrace it anon. Open the portal. Let them through!

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16467264

>>16467211
Beelzebub is gluttony.

Talking of Beelzebubs, barb posted a wip on his twitter.

>> No.16467267

>>16467263
This. Don't be a dick, some of us still don't have ours.

>> No.16467270

>>16467246
>"dragon is using me as breeding stock" nightmare
Sounds hot
>again
I'm guessing that you already told the story and I've just missed it? If so, care to link it?

>this is a bad sign right?
Depends, what's your opinion on being use as a breeding stock?

>> No.16467289

>>16467260
i want to get into the "mushy lovely dragon wife" part,not always start at "rough mating season" scene

>> No.16467297

>>16467289
Then obviously you don't know dragons.

>> No.16467303

>>16467289
Then obtain something precious, and give it to her.

>> No.16467306

>>16467246
Looks like it's over for you and you just got husbandoed really hard.

I remember a dream I had where a black dragon with short silver hair pinned me down and started to ride me like crazy, but she had a small pussy and my dick is bretty gud so she couldn't take it all. She got extremelly mad at that and started slamming her hips down so hard the ground beneath us started to crack and she was drooling all over me, lost in pleasure and rage at the same time.
When she was ready to cum she lifted herself up and went down so hard, that I penetrated her cervix and my dick was in her womb, which was too much for her to handle as she started to scream, digged her claws on my shoulder and her whole body arched back.
Her pussy clammed so hard that I wad literally stuck with her now limp and quivering but satisfied body on top of me. To tjhis day I wonder what would happen if I came inside of her.

>> No.16467311
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16467311

>all these people who dream of waifus
>when all I do in my dreams is kill people
How do I go from here to there?

>> No.16467325

>>16467246
It's not like monstergirls finally broke through in 2017 and have subtly been influencing the minds of receptive anons through magic. That would be ridiculous. Almost insane. Anon, are you sure you got enough sleep last night? Perhaps you should go back to bed.

>> No.16467326

>>16467311
Dunno.

Last dream I had was... odd, to say the least. It was something of a nightmare, revolving around a The Ring-esqe horror scenario about a highly contagious death curse. Being a dream the exact rules of the curse were rather inconsistent. The odd thing was that I would occasionally pull back and not actually be participating in the horror story, but rather reading it as a manga. Which I continued to go back to despite not caring for horror, because it was the first part of an anthology, and later segments of the manga were things I wanted to read. I couldn't just skip ahead to them because... dream.

>> No.16467338

>>16467306
i hate when dreams end at about the best part

i guess she would still try and take every drop inside her womb,i am starting to believe dragons will push themselves beyond the limit just to make daugherus with you

after shes done squeeze her hand and tell your dragon wife she is gonna be a great mother and wife while holding her close

>> No.16467341

>>16467311
I had dream abojt killing abominations and going to space a few minutes ago. It was pretty crazy.

>> No.16467378

>>16467338
That dream was kinda funny because I was nowhere near cumming when she collapsed on top of me, but I tried to move and couldn't because she was heavy, pinning my body to the ground and my dick inside her womb.
I had a few more dragon related dreams, but they hadn't that much rape in it.

>> No.16467391

>>16467378
i dont know, i find it slighly funny that a big dragon desperate for D got a small entrance and womb

>> No.16467425

>>16465964
When did this demon posting started? are all the pictures on her profile entry?

>> No.16467427

>>16467391
Now that I think about it, I probably ruined her for life and didn't even cum inside.
I kinda feel bad for her.

>> No.16467429

>>16467246
Last dream I had I was being chased by this Sadako like ghost girl. When I was cornered and tried to talk her out of killing me by sitting down and having tea with me. Only to realize that she couldn't hold the tea cup so I had to find some way of killing the tea cup so that it would become ghost tea and therefore she would be able to drink it.
And then I woke up. I still don't know how one kills a tea cup.

>> No.16467445

>>16467427
i dont know,if she went that deep with you she would probably might as well finish all the ordeal

dragons arent made of glass anon, they are tough waifus

>> No.16467502

>>16467445
She was really out of it when she came, she probably got knocked out. It would be funny to see her reactions when she woke up though. Would she be slightly embarassed because of the shameful display? Would she get off and promise to come back after she recovered? Would she go for another round right there? Either way, I kinda want to meet her again and fill her up now.

>> No.16467514

Reminder that other monsters canonically like the Sabbath and hathor threadmemers are delusional.

>> No.16467515
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>>16467425
I'm not sure what started the demon posting but I'm glad they're more talked about now.

>> No.16467516
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16467516

>>16467502
if she starts apologizing or getting embarassed start filling her up and see how it goes from her

just dont mindbreak her too much

>> No.16467521

>>16467514
Spotted the Baphomet, they only like it as a way to teach their daughterus lewd things, not because of the flat chest part.

>> No.16467538

What would be a good doodle idea? A Demon? An Automatin making angry Windows noises?

>> No.16467545

>>16467516
That would be pretty hard to do. For her to be fine during sex I wouldn't be able to put my whole dick inside of her, which in turn makes her frustrated and mad, forcing her to swallow my whole dick with her greedy whole and causing the events of the dream again.
I really hope she doesn't get depressed.

>> No.16467552

>>16467538
Demon DMing for human boys.

>> No.16467577
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16467577

>>16467545
you have to go all in sometimes!

play big or go home

>> No.16467585

>>16467552
Liches make better dms though.

>> No.16467591

>>16467577
Well I hope she enjoys really rough sex and mindbreaking, because the next time I meet her in a dream I will only stop when I'm satisfied regardless of her state.

>> No.16467596

>>16467585
Demons would be more about the rules and how they flow and such

Liches would be more of a "Lets see what happens if I do this instead" type of DM

Both are good.

>> No.16467605

>>16467246
Anon we had this conversation yesterday, shes going to keep doing it until shes one hundred and ten percent pregnant with at least triplets! So i am happy to inform you that, One, you're now a husbando to a dragon and 2, she probably wont stop.

You people should already know that Dragons are hard to breed, and unlike a Demon, Lilim or other more powerful race they dont have any powers to make you cum more. So when a Dragon goes crazy after you thats not anything but herself and her love for you.

Dragons are the best.

>> No.16467612

>>16467596
>rules lawyer demon
Sounds more like an Anubis to be honest.

>> No.16467623
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16467623

It's finished! Monster Girl friends with alcohol!

Full Size: https://files.catbox.moe/mxgoii.png

>> No.16467626
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16467626

>>16467605
>110% pregnant

how is that even possible? but if thats what she wants so be it,next time i get that "nightmare" i am gonna bully her womb so hard until she is nothing more than a wrecking ahegao blush on the bed

>> No.16467635

>>16467626
Does she have a small vagina too?

>> No.16467636 [DELETED] 

Is there any great Monstergirl writing about cuddling and falling asleep with one?

>> No.16467643

>>16467623
That wock is big

>> No.16467644

>>16467635
By the way she was desperately milking me nonstop i would say no

>> No.16467645

>>16467623
You fool! Snakes can't handle alcohol, she is going to talk tell that wock all about her private life including the most private details

>> No.16467652

>>16467623
Miia's hands look kinda small

>> No.16467663

>>16467626
>>16467644
Didn't i say she wanted triplets, so its not one hundred and ten percent its actually three hundred percent!

Even better! Except for your pelvis. Its not going to survive. Don't worry as stated yesterday she'll take care of you if shes too rough!

>> No.16467683
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16467683

>>16467663
I guess its fine as long as she ends up happy and satisfied, i guess it was my fault for not tending to her needs for so long

i would let her milk me to her hearts content if thats the case, she can even use manticore barbs

>> No.16467684
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16467684

And another commission just came in! It's a good day for Wock!

>> No.16467690

>>16467683
Good, but i still envy you.

I think about her every single day and night, and yet no reams have come. You lucky sonnava bitch.

>> No.16467695

>>16467623
Lovely to see monster girls getting along with each other.

>> No.16467714

>>16467623
Big brown dragons are for cuddling!

>> No.16467738

>>16467690
its still not fun waking up with a boner and family members sleeping TOO close

>> No.16467741

>>16467690
Having dreams about monster girls is pure RNG. I had a dream about flayers a few days ago and I don't even waifu them.

>> No.16467755
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16467755

>>16467690
If it makes you feel better dragons arent even my top waifu, those are vampires, followed second by dragons and third by succubutt/devils

>> No.16467770

Do you have a plan to protect your virginity from all the thirsty monster girls out there?

>> No.16467772

>>16467755
Dragons have always been in my top 3. Such great waifus.

>> No.16467776

>>16467770
Fake monster fragrance.

>> No.16467782

>>16467684
Geisha hair is unappealing

>> No.16467783

>>16467770
It's going to be hard without my waifu. But I'll always carry a note on me that has been approved by a tanuki. The note reads that my virginity belongs to my waifu I have not met yet.

I also carry a temporary collar that also symbolises the same thing.

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16467786

>>16467776
pretty smart, but I think DE plays a part
I'm not a virgin though. I'll probably just wear a chastity belt and wait for a jinko to come along.

I should start commissioning jinko art, there isn't nearly enough

>> No.16467788

>>16467770
I am gonna stroll casually into a Christmas cake vampire lair and see what happens

>> No.16467789

>>16467770
What is this protect thing you're speaking of? I plan on throwing myself at the first monster girl to show interest in me.

>> No.16467790

>>16467783
>didn't read the fine print
>says that the tanuki who sold it to him has a daughter who is now your waifu
Hope you like bushy tails.

>> No.16467795

>>16467786
I'll also get stronk so I can push the more assertive monsters away. It's a backup plan at least.

>> No.16467799

>>16467790
Anon don't speak lies about Tanuki's. They're very good lawyers who always win your case and are trustworthy.

>> No.16467803

>>16467786
Jinkos a cute! I want to make her flustered by kissing her abs!

>> No.16467811

>>16467803
I want to use her big powerful thighs as ear muffs

>> No.16467812
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>>16467803

How flustered she would get if you petted her ears and rubbed her belly while killing her lips?

>> No.16467813

>>16467790
The best thing is to not buy from tanukis and shady female paladin shops.

>> No.16467817

>>16467811
Anon no! Those thighs could crush a melon! She'll hold you there until you're addicted to her scent!

>> No.16467818

>>16467812
now all I can think about is a rare blue eyed, white, dire jinko

>> No.16467822

>>16467812
Pretty flustered.
Better question is if she could handle me being sick with the worlds worst stomach flu.

>> No.16467823

>>16467812
>>16467818
I MEANT KISSING HER LIPS NOT KILLING, wow i am sleepy today

>> No.16467828

>>16467817
I want this though
>>16467818
sounds nice
>>16467812
I'll never have this

>> No.16467832

>>16467822
she would always be at your side,feeding you chicken soup and tightly holding you close at night while she whispers "i am here husband"

>> No.16467834

>>16467786
>I should start commissioning jinko art, there isn't nearly enough
I should commission more Jinkos too, got some costs coming up in the next month or two to take care of then I'll try get something.

Maybe PoV cowgirl with implied impregnation, can't think of any Jinko images with actual sex.

>> No.16467843

>>16467834
I think I've found one total

>> No.16467868

>>16467623
Wock is still a big girl.

>> No.16467872

>>16467868
>>16467868
>>16467868
>>16467868

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>>16467643
>>16467714
>>16467868
It's rude to call girls big you know

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>>16467868

>> No.16467875
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>>16467873
why, big a best

>> No.16467876

>>16467684
Classy.

>> No.16467877

>>16467832
Yeah, this isn't the cute stomach flu, this is the feverish obsession, dehydrating like a flow kelp in the desert stomach flue

>> No.16467878

>>16467873
Is it?

>> No.16467893

>>16467873
But big is best

>> No.16467916

>>16467873
But I hope she knows that because she's big she is factually the best girl.

>> No.16467919

>>16467875
Giantess a shit.

>> No.16467922

>>16467919
You're a shit. Don't hate on big ogres.

>> No.16467926

>>16467893
Big girls would be improved by making them small and cute.

>> No.16467931

>>16467926
No anon. Just no.

>> No.16467933

>>16467926
your opinion so objectively bad it requires I question your sexual orientation

>> No.16467940

>>16467926
Only for daughterus.

>> No.16467944

>>16467926
>make big small
Do we have a monstergirl image going "YAMERO"?

>> No.16467960
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>>16467843
I don't think I've seen that one, some blowjob, footjob and nude images but none with penetration.

>> No.16467975

>>16467960
>some blowjob, footjob
You wouldn't happen to have those pictures on hand would you?

>> No.16467977

>>16467960
I want to softly touch a tsundere jinko's phat butt!

>> No.16467987

>>16467977
It's firm you dolt.
Calling it fat is rude!

>> No.16467991

>>16467960
it's kind of cartoony, but it's on the boorus under the jinko tag

>> No.16467992

>>16467933
What's the problem with wanting girls to be feminine?

>>16467940
Not only for daughterus.

>> No.16467997

>>16467987
That ass looks really squidgy!

>> No.16468000

>>16467997
I looks so round and delicious, I would love to give her a little love bite.

>> No.16468001

>>16467926
But if big girls would be improved by making them small and cute, and small girls would be improved by making them big and sexy, then where do we end up?

>> No.16468003

>>16467992
>implying that big girls aren't the most feminine
>he'd rather have little boy looking girls than large feminine girl

You might actually be gay.

>not only for daughterus

Only for daughterus.

>> No.16468004

>>16467975
http://imgur.com/a/nWkcI

Also I lied, or at least didn't remember it. There is one with sex, I just had it saved somewhere else by mistake.

>> No.16468008

>>16467960
>>16467991
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2364579
>>16467975
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2307181
the footjob one is by less

>> No.16468009
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>>16467992
nothing, but you want small, small a shit, big is best, everything should be dire sized, ever bigger, ever more aggressive and dominant, dire cows, dire ushi, dire oni, dire ogres and jinkos and anubi and dragons! Everything must be big

>> No.16468011

>>16468004
>http://imgur.com/a/nWkcI
shit, beat me to it

>> No.16468018

>>16468004
The headpat one would be better if she actually started sucking there.

>> No.16468020

>>16468004
>head pat blowjobs
>paw jobs
>ab licking
>roughing up
>leg lock

I have ascended beyond diamonds

>> No.16468023

>>16468004
>>16468008
Very nice, thank you anons.

>> No.16468024

>>16468003
>Likes large muscular girls without a hint of femininity
The only gay person here is you, anon.

>> No.16468025

>>16468020
I just thought about having a very nasty encounter with a hellhound and a jinko and holy shit I am still a slut for strong girls.

>> No.16468028

>>16468024
>without a hint
No need to lie anon.

>> No.16468040
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16468040

Stop shitting on other people's waifus.

>> No.16468045

>>16467926
>Not wanting to get strong enough to lift your waifu
Have you no aspirations, Anon?

>> No.16468051

>>16468028
>muscular
>feminine
It's current year, anon. Just accept that you are gay, nothing wrong with it

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16468052

>>16467944

>> No.16468054

>>16468040
man I love cows, best thing ever would be two 10ft dire mino to make a "sandwich" out of me, trapped in between the soft rolling flesh of to huge, soft, sensually mooing cows whos every movement would cause me to sink ever deeper into their soft bodies, pressed all around me. Anyway whos that supposed to be?

>> No.16468059

>>16468054
>mad as hell about japs
>general's stars
Moo-Carther?

>> No.16468060

>>16468054
>>16468059
William Frederick "Bull" Halsey Jr.

>> No.16468063

>>16468051
Regardless of how wrong you are, you're the one who brought muscular into the equation. If you see it as so gay, why do you think about it so much? Freud wants a word with you.

>> No.16468065

>>16468060
didn't see the gold wings, makes sense.

>> No.16468068
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16468068

found this, it's amateurish, but cute

>> No.16468075
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>>16468009
I want to impregnate a big dragon so i can pamper the small versions of her!

>> No.16468083

>>16468075
>Not pampering the big version first
Can you even impregnate a MG who isn't a perfect match for you? Not to mention how hard it is to impregnate one.

>> No.16468087

>>16468025
Enjoy the 2 stronk wives waiting to rape you on the other side.

>> No.16468088

>>16468083
Of course! the big one will get all the pampering and love first, otherwise how i would make the small one?

i just hope its 1-2, i dont think i got enough love for too many daugherus

>> No.16468095

>>16468068
>tfw we haven't seen any more of that jinko

>> No.16468098

>>16468068
>ywn be carried to safety by your strong MG waifu

>> No.16468105

>>16468088
>dragon
>1-2 daughters
Anon i think you forgot that this is a dragon your talking about.

When you ask how many kids does she want shes going to say all of them.

>> No.16468109

>>16468105
When she says that i dont know what number it is!

>> No.16468110

>>16468105
I wonder how many dragons are fooled by the triplets thing.

>> No.16468111

>>16468105
I want to give my dragon waifu all the daughterus but I don't want to turn her into a horny lizard.

What do?

>> No.16468112

>>16468088
Not him, but I'd be crazy enough to have five kids at max.

Then again, I might be a shitty dad.

>> No.16468113

>>16468052
Good enough

>> No.16468118

>>16468110

uh?

>> No.16468126

>>16468118
You know how people keep saying that they are going to impregnate their dragons with triplets and shit while dragon eggs are huge and extremely rare? Some big lizards probably fall for it.

>> No.16468130

>>16468109
>>16468111
In laymans terms it means 10+.

In Dragon terms it means well over 100.

Don't worry, because of MOMANOMANA(TM) you have a long time to get that many.

>> No.16468132

>>16468130
>ONE HUNDRED BABIES

>> No.16468135

>>16468126
wouldn't hurt to try!

>>16468130
>>16468132
If you live a longass time thanks to mamono mana what other way to spend it than repopulating the dragon race so future generations can enjoy them?

>> No.16468139

>>16468135
recouperate

>> No.16468141

>>16468135
The age of dragons will come once again.

>> No.16468146

>>16468132
I wonder what MGE powerthirst would be like

>> No.16468160

>>16468135
>what other way to spend it than repopulating the dragon race
There isn't any, why i am proud of the fact that ill be a father to a small town of Dragons.
Each and everyone of them will be loved equally.

of course i have to pamper them all and their mother, that's going to be hectic to do.

>> No.16468168

>>16468160
>Not getting so many daughterus that the DL has to make a small world for them to live on
Step up, anon.

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16468181

>Dragons are for reverse mate pressing you roughly while milking you out

>Vampires are for dom/submissive switch while they give you winghugs as you creampie her

>Raijus are for slow gentle cuddling with headpatting

correct me if wrong

>> No.16468192

>>16468181
You aren't wrong. But you are wrong about that "fat" Raiju.

>> No.16468198

>>16468192
couldnt think of a better filename

>> No.16468206

I only want one daughter and maybe an adopted son down the line when she gets to that age

>> No.16468209

>>16468206
That is respectable.

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>>16459215
The fact that there isn't a Yeti edit of pic-related yet is a missed opportunity.

>> No.16468223

>>16464825
>Ittan-momen
Alright...
>Cloth Mimicry
Are you fucking serious?Was I raped by a radioactive one?

>> No.16468226

>>16468168
>not repopulation the dragon race so that they're the dominant species
>not becoming the father of dragons with your ife as the mother of dragons

Wow anon its like your not trying.

>> No.16468230

>>16468226
You think that creating so many dragons that they need a world isn't repopulating? Fine then, I'll fill an entire galaxy of dragons.

>> No.16468235

>>16468206
I plan on getting a maximum of three daughters.

>> No.16468244

>>16464825
>Dark angel
get Heat transfer powers.

Not the worst thing ever.

>> No.16468249

>>16468235
Why? Personally, I want only one so she I get a few years to pamper her all by herself, and by the time she's starting to feel lonely, we'll adopt a baby boy. She'll have been pampered and loved, and she'll pass that love onto her baby brother and they'll form the most wholesome relationship possible. Nee-san+otouto.

What's your reasoning?

>> No.16468260

>>16464825
>Atlach-Nacha
gave me Emotional Form
so i can turn into diffrent giant spiders depending on my mood
i can live with that

>> No.16468270

>>16468249
Like I've said, that's the maximum.

In my little mind I already have one daughteru that I love very very much, keeping it at that would be pretty enjoyable. I doubt that she'll feel lonely due to friends and stuff, but if anything else happens and my waifu gets a bit lovey dovey than a second one is fine.
If adoptions count then I guess you also have my kiki which could take care of my little one and maybe teach her how to do house chores. Maybe I'll end up with a cute dragon maid daughteru.

500 squishyflayers don't count.

>> No.16468288

>>16468270
That's some solid reasoning, though I don't understand the spoiler.

>> No.16468305

>>16464825
>Raped by an orc
>Gain Teleportation Diversion
Right,I'm going to wonderland to fuck with some cheshires

>> No.16468312

>>16468288
Oh you don't need to think about it. It's just a little something something.

Also, I think that having too many daughterus might be a bit messy since they would be everywhere. I would prefer to keep things peaceful and quiet.
I mean, if I somehow manage to have more than three daughters there is no way I would feel bad or hate them, on the contrary, I would love them very much. But I don't know, two or three is enough to keep me and my waifu satisfied.

My waifu has three sisters and two brothers, so I guess she has a big family.

>> No.16468327

>>16468312
I would be happy with just two kids. But with how often we fuck there's bound to be more. I'd never make my waifu abort, nor would I ever use contraception. And it would be cruel to hope mamono mana makes her infertile or something after my ideal number.

>> No.16468330

So anon, would your waifu teach your daughteru(s) about sex? Would she just tell them everything they needs to know about it or would she prefer a more "practical" demonstration? If this means you dicking your daughteru(s) or just them watching while she fucks you is up to you.
Or would she just let them find out on their own?

>> No.16468337

>>16468330
The latter. Monsters don't need to be taught about sex, the fuck are you smoking? Did you need to be taught to breathe?

We'd just be there for parental advice, nothing more, nothing less.

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>>16468305
>not using it to molest your thicc masochistic piggy

>> No.16468347

>>16468330
Just some advice from me and her is enough.

>> No.16468353

>>16468339
It's teleportation diversion. The other party needs to be able to teleport in the first place for it to work. Besides The only thin pigs are good for is food. The name 'orc' is a disgrace. I want my green amazons

>> No.16468357

>>16468327
Indeed. We all have our limits, but getting some more wouldn't be bad. I would love all of my daughterus equally.
Though because my waifu is a dragon I doubt I'll have to worry about numbers that much.

>> No.16468359

>you will never be known as the savior who saved dragon race from the brink of extinction

>> No.16468360

>>16468357
Lets just hope a wight is slow to impregnate.

>> No.16468362

>>16468359
The father of all dragons who gave me my haughty black dragon.

>> No.16468363

>>16468330
Monstergirls instinctively know about sex pretty damn well, so no worries there. While its weird for me, the assumption is that they both mentally and physically reach maturity at around age 10, so at that point she's on her own and can make her own choices in that regard. But I would at least want to meet the guy that she snags and brings back home juuuust to make sure he doesn't have anything too weird planned.
I'm making alot of concessions doing that from a human perspective, so as recompense the understanding is we would have a very, very strict 'no dicking the daughteru' rule in my household, which I'm sure my waifu would understand.
I don't mind PDA with my waifu in front of the daughteru though, again given the setting. And once she's matured I don't give a shit if she walks in on us doing it, just as long as that golden rule of no incest stays firm

>> No.16468367

>>16468360
Oh I'm sure they are, being high class monsters and stuff.

>> No.16468383

>>16468363
>But I would at least want to meet the guy that she snags and brings back home juuuust to make sure he doesn't have anything too weird planned.

Anon, that's why before you have a kid you talk with your friends who are also planning on having kids so as to set up a childhood friend scenario for them both, knowing that your friend and his human waifu will raise their kid properly, and that your friend knows you and your monster waifu will raise your daughteru properly.

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>> No.16468387

>>16468384
Going to sit that cute girl down and have some tea with her

>> No.16468391

>>16468383
That sounds pretty dumb.

>> No.16468393

>>16468363
I think no incest kind of misses the point of the bigger picture. You should be teaching her the virtues of monogamy and making absolutely sure she isn't happy with her to-be husband sleeping around on her. She should be taught to be possessive and greedy of his romantic love, not letting him share it but keeping it all to herself.

I mean if my daughter's husband "fell in love" with another woman and tried to turn it into a bigamous, or harem dynamic, I'd shank the little faggot and bring him back as a corpse devoted to my daughteru. Or hire a flayer hitwoman. Flay the bigamy out of him.

>> No.16468406

>>16468383
While that sounds nice, the timing is a bit awkward. While my monster daughteru reaches sexual maturity around age 10 that's certainly not the same case for a human born boy and it would be really awkward to either suggest from their human perspective that their kid should be having sex at 10 years old or telling my daughter 'okay now you have to wait another 8 years to have sex'
I'm a realist in the setting and not particularly all hung up about the fact that monstergirls probably have sex plenty of times before they settle down with a husband, even in the case of a daughteru, hence me saying I'm making alot of concessions from a human perspective. I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one, but I don't want her to be totally barred off from an essential part of her life as a monster for almost a decade just because of some not-applicable human standards. Though that's sure to rile up people here I guess.

>> No.16468409

>>16468393
>possessive and greedy of his romantic love
Thank god my daughteru has some natural dragons instincts.

>> No.16468419

>>16468406
Boys mature pretty early though, and you have 10 years for his parents to get comfortable with the idea of his wife-to be lewding him up a little sooner than usual. And you should be raising her to be considerate and nurturing, so it's not like the boy in question would have any complaints.

>> No.16468424

You don't want your daughteru to get NTR'd? Right?

>> No.16468428

>>16468260
Turn into a jumping spider and play her butt like bomgos.

>> No.16468441

>>16468393
I don't see how your latter points has to do with the golden rule of 'absolutely no incest', but I mostly agree. Then again, at the end of the day it is her choice. I can give my opinion and I can absolutely go full demon-incubus-nuclear if someone ever dares hurt her, but if she's okay with it and it makes her happy it is what it is.

>>16468419
All true points, but once again there's the factor of how SHE sees things and develops. I can hope that I'll be a good teacher and give a good example, but who can say what the instincts of monsters are when they hit 'puberty' or its equivalent? I can only work together with my waifu to know for sure.

Really, now that I think about it, the particular species of monstergirl I'm shacked up with is actually pretty uniquely monogamous with the whole contract thing, so all that stuff before about having sex before finding a husband probably doesn't really apply. But it would make me doubly want to make sure that she finds a good, upstanding guy who will give her not only her sexual needs fulfilled but will also have some ambition of his own and mental stimulation, like I hope to provide.

>> No.16468455

>>16468424
Anyone dating the daughter will know I'm armed, and the mother is scarier than me

>> No.16468456

>>16468424
Well she is not a Bicorn or a nurarihyon, so no.

>> No.16468460

>>16468040
then who's gonna remind them that mgs with horns are the best?

>> No.16468466

>>16468441
>I don't see how your latter points has to do with the golden rule of 'absolutely no incest'
Because her mother is leading by example, not letting even her own daughter take her man. She should have the same attitude towards her future husbando.
>but if she's okay with it and it makes her happy it is what it is.
Bad fatheru. It's your job to hurt her, if it's for her own good. Never let your daughter become a cuckquean. It's not good in the long run.

>> No.16468467

Are people here really against the idea of harems then?

>> No.16468470

>>16468467
Majority of the thread is but there are definitely some harem goers in the mix.

>> No.16468472

>>16468460
>horns
fangs*

>> No.16468473 [DELETED] 

>>16468406
Mamono mana fixes it. Either that, or you chat it up with another friend who has a kid of sexual maturity, since in either case the monster will either have sexual relations with someone way older than her or have to wait.

>I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one
This depends on how reliable this idea of finding the right one is on a realistic case. IE close relative of mine has apparently found "the right one" numerous times already and had to go through a procedure to not have kids anymore otherwise her vagina would look like a clown car. We all were retarded once in our youth regarding this subject unless one was exceptionally lucky, and there's a few of us here that turned to waifuism not because we couldn't find someone but because we found someone yet felt a deep sense of betrayal when things didn't work to the point a 2D waifu reminds us of the romantic ideal of a proper love and relationship. If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards. There'll be no adult meddling between them, and in fact the parents will even encourage it. Should any issues between them even happen, there's no doubt that both families, both immediate and extended, will be willing to work together to make it work out.

Not to mention that in the realism scale this is far, far more realistic than just raising your kid and hoping for the best. An organism in the biological hierarchy humans are placed in (IE high up there as apex predators, not down low such as bunnies **inb4 bunny girls** ) will seek to further its legacy through offspring with a proper mate, and no doubt if wolves could actively go out of their way to pick a mate for their offspring they would. Political marriages evolved from this, substituting the mate selection from good quality to political quality, but let's be honest, nobody here gives enough of a shit about politics to marry out of politics, if any of us were of enough political power to interest anyone who'd benefit from it at all.

>> No.16468476

>>16468467
Monogamy and bigamy are better

>> No.16468478

>>16468467
I am, but there re a handful of haremfags here

>> No.16468485

>>16468472
Tusks.

>> No.16468486

>>16468406
Mamono mana fixes it. Either that, or you chat it up with another friend who has a kid of sexual maturity, since in either case the monster will either have sexual relations with someone way older than her or have to wait.

>I want her to be able to experience stuff a bit so that she'll know when she finds the right one
This depends on how reliable this idea of finding the right one is on a realistic case. IE close relative of mine has apparently found "the right one" numerous times already and had to go through a procedure to not have kids anymore otherwise her vagina would look like a clown car. We all were retarded once in our youth regarding this subject unless one was exceptionally lucky, and there's a few of us here that turned to waifuism not because we couldn't find someone but because we found someone yet felt a deep sense of betrayal when things didn't work to the point a 2D waifu reminds us of the romantic ideal of a proper love and relationship. If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards. There'll be no adult meddling between them, and in fact the parents will even encourage it. Should any issues between them even happen, there's no doubt that both families, both immediate and extended, will be willing to work together to make it work out.

Not to mention that in the realism scale this is far, far more realistic than just raising your kid and hoping for the best. An organism in the biological hierarchy humans are placed in (IE high up there as apex predators, not down low such as bunnies inb4 bunny girls ) will seek to further its legacy through offspring with a proper mate, and no doubt if wolves could actively go out of their way to pick a mate for their offspring they would. Political marriages evolved from this, substituting the mate selection from good quality to political quality, but let's be honest, nobody here gives enough of a shit about politics to marry out of politics, if any of us were of enough political power to interest anyone who'd benefit from it at all.

Don't tell anyone about the fuckup

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>>16468467
I really despise the idea of harem.
>>16468472
horns AND fangs

>> No.16468495

>>16468467
I'd always feel like I'm cucking them. But if they're all ok with it. Then yes.

My harem consists of a Dragon, Anubis, Kikimora, Shoggoth and a Unagi Joro.

>> No.16468505

>>16468495
>But if they're all ok with it
They aren't. They just say they are to make you happy.

>> No.16468506

>>16468467
I don't like harems very much. In my opinion if humans are able to have harems then monster girls should also ba able to.

>> No.16468509

>>16468466
>mother leading by example
Ah, I see.
>It's your job to hurt her, if it's for her own good
To a point I agree, but these things are complicated and again, I don't want to entirely apply solely human logic to monstergirls. I don't want to be that oblivious shmuck who is saying 'don't do this because by my foreign standards I think its wrong even though its in your nature'. Again, I'd work it out and talk about it well, well in advance with the waifu to get her thoughts as well.

>>16468486
>if anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for
I respect your perspective but that's far too overbearing for me as a fatheru. Kids gotta make their own choices at some point, there's no way I'm going to essentially betroth her to someone just because of my human jealousies and such. That sounds super restrictive and completely ignoring the perspective of the most important people, the kids themselves.

I'm gonna do my best to let my human values get through to my daughteru, but there's no way I'm gonna deny her monster instinct. And I'm gonna wanna meet and approve of the man SHE chooses, but there's no way I'm gonna put up some pretense that I'M choosing for her.

>> No.16468511

>>16468506
>In my opinion if humans are able to have harems then monster girls should also ba able to.
Good thing your opinion doesn't matter

>> No.16468514

>>16468505
Then no harem. It would be cruel. I'd even do a damn lie detector test to see if they're all ok with it. Because I'm not having anyone of them feeling like they're just another girl of many. IT'S MY PRIORITY TO LOVE THEM ALL IF I HAVE A HAREM!

>> No.16468523

>>16468514
Which one would you stay with after you disbanded the harem?

>> No.16468528

>>16468467
They're always shit.

>> No.16468531

>>16468523
I'd be forced to let them all go. Even my waifu. I couldn't do that to them. Showing I love one of them more than the rest.

>> No.16468533

>>16468509
>'don't do this because by my foreign standards I think its wrong even though its in your nature'
But its fundamentally against their nature to share their man, unless it's a species that specifically is into being cuck'd like bihorn and smokebum.

She'd be forcing herself into the situation because she'd convinced herself that it's less painful watching her husband fuck another woman than it is just leaving him. So it's the father's job to make one party disappear and brain--wipe their existence from her husband.

And maybe make it so that he can't see other women as anything other than vague creatures. Just enough to get by on in a polite society.

>> No.16468535

>>16468531
>Even my waifu
Which one was your waifu? Do you have a ranking for them of some sorts?

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16468537

>>16468467
Most are but I adore the idea.

>> No.16468539

>>16468467
My problem with them is when the guy acts as if he were some hentai protag, or makes big harems with the most rare and powerful species.

>> No.16468541

>>16468509
>Kids gotta make their own choices at some point
Anon, you're not going to force her at shotgun point to marry. You're going to nudge her in a direction rather than leaving her to not know what to do, let alone what to aim for. If she ends up getting together with that kid, then it's all sunshine and rainbows, but if she says no despite having tried already, are you the type of person that'd force her regardless?

>just because of my human jealousies and such
wat
>That sounds super restrictive and completely ignoring the perspective of the most important people, the kids themselves.
Fucking what?

Anon how the fuck is letting her be friends with another family's kids restrictive? The entire thing started off a childhood friend setup, what are you smoking?

>> No.16468546

>>16468489
>saving images from a monster boy manga
>posting them here

>> No.16468548

>>16468467
Monogamy is really the only thing I see working out for me.

>> No.16468555

>>16468546
its heavily about her mother.

>> No.16468564

>>16468533
I applaud your almost yandefather like dedication.

>>16468541
The post in question stated
>If anything, two families setting up for their kids to be together is something to strive for since that's at least four experienced adults agreeing upon something while also having the certainty that the kids will be raised properly, completely skipping the fear that the kid in question will get together with something not up to standards
Which I interpreted given the other things within that post as being something along the lines of a betrothal or a pre-arrangement by the parents for their kids to be married to each other. Of course I have no issue with my kid making friends with another kid, but I'm not going to be doing any nudging either. Please calm down.

>> No.16468567

>>16468535
The Anubis is my waifu. And I wouldn't have a ranking for them. It would just be too hard for me to do.

>> No.16468569
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>>16468546
Hmm?

>> No.16468570

>>16468564
>I applaud your almost yandefather like dedication.
I can't hurt the man she loves, but I'll be damned if any other sluts get in my daughteru's way.

>> No.16468582

>>16468564
>Which I interpreted given the other things within that post as being something along the lines of a betrothal or a pre-arrangement by the parents for their kids to be married to each other.
You missed the context on the other posts of setting up the chilhood friend opening, and that mamono mana would work out any basic issues that could pop up.

>but I'm not going to be doing any nudging either
Why?

>> No.16468586

>>16468567
Oh damn it's worse than I thought.
Normally you are supposed to say that all of them are your waifu, but you had your anubis already. Imagine her feeling when she wasn't enough and you went to strive for more powerful and better pussies. Jesus, I don't say this often, but I don't think you deserve her.

>> No.16468592

>>16468586
Anon! That's so mean!

I love all those girls. But I have a waifu. We all do. Now take back what you said.

>> No.16468593

>>16468539
>My problem with them is when the guy acts as if he were some hentai protag
Isn't he in the case that he has a harem though? Mamono mana and in universe aphrodisiacs would give him the stamina and being transformed into an incubus would go a long way.
>big harems with the most rare and powerful species
I agree with the rare part, having a harem of a dragon, lilim, pharaoh and ice queen for example would be retarded.

Nothing wrong with having a strong harem on the other hand. Jinko/Ogre/Oni is pretty reasonable, god help the guy if he pisses them off though.

>> No.16468599

>>16468593
>Isn't he in the case that he has a harem though?
Not necessarily. Acting like that is cringey.

>> No.16468610

>>16468582
>Why?
Because I'm her father, not her keeper or handler. I will react to the decisions she makes, and make my opinion known absolutely, and if anything were to truly hurt her I would take action to prevent it, but I know what its like to have parents make decisions for their kids. And I know what its like for them to tell themselves they're just 'nudging' them in a direction. It may even start as that, but I don't trust myself given my history to not at some point say 'well I'm still just making suggestions' when I'm actually suffocating her ability to decide for herself. And I know how that can fuck a kid up.
As you said, given the setting, mamono mana ultimately fixes all problems, but even so, the joy for me is not the end result of the daughter being married, but of my daughter falling in love and CHOOSING the one she wants to be married to.

>> No.16468611

>>16468592
Yes, most of us have waifus. I have one and really like my top 5 girls, but that doesn't mean I would go around fucking them just because. I once wavered and thought about going into bigamy, but that is really stupid. I belong to my waifu and my waifu only, the same applies to her.

I will not take back what I've said.

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>>16468592
>>16468611
I smell a fight brewin'

>> No.16468618

>cuddling with vampfu during anniversary
>spice her drink with some garlic
>vampfu goes full rape mode

i think i made a huge mistake

>> No.16468626

>>16468599
It's a porn setting, self inserting as a porn protag is par for the course.
>>16468611
>most of us have waifus
Far from it, people with legitimate waifus here are a small minority. Most just use waifu as a substitute for favourite or change their answer every time one of those posts asking about everyone's waifus pops up.

>> No.16468631

>>16468610
>Because I'm her father, not her keeper or handler
For much of her life, her father is those things though. You are also her guide. It's your duty to lay down paths for her, its up to her to decide if she wants to walk down them.

>> No.16468634

>>16468611
You will take back what you said because it was incredibly mean and uncalled for.

I like you love my waifu with all my heart. But like I said, if I COULD have a harem I might consider it and ONLY if every single girl was ok with it ESPECIALLY my waifu.

Fine I won't have a harem.

>> No.16468636

>>16468626
I think you don't give people here enough credit.

>> No.16468638

>>16468610
Anon, do you know what nudging means?

>but I don't trust myself given my history
I don't think a daughteru having a father that doesn't even trust himself is gonna be healthy, and much less when mamonomana apparently can't fix said issue.

>when I'm actually suffocating her ability to decide for herself
Jesus fucking Christ, anon.

>As you said, given the setting, mamono mana ultimately fixes all problems, but even so, the joy for me is not the end result of the daughter being married, but of my daughter falling in love and CHOOSING the one she wants to be married to.
And we're back to square one, the idea that you'd be setting up the scenario for her to choose if she wants to pursue or not, not forcing her to marry the kid.

>> No.16468639

>>16468626
>Most just use waifu as a substitute for favourite or change their answer every time one of those posts asking about everyone's waifus pops up.

There are people actually like this?

>> No.16468654

>>16468634
Why would you even want a harem? Every other girl you could love, is love you could lavish on your wife.

Going out on a date with the hot new haremette while the wife stays at home? That's a date you could have had with your wife. Having cute kisses and flirting with another harem member while your wife looks on? Those are flirtations you could have had with your wife.

The only times anything except monogamy is acceptable is when a group decide to make you a collective hubando. Like when a pack of gyaru succubi decide to make you their husbando, and they descend upon you at once.

But if you're already in a relationship with one girl, and you don't start the relationship with a bunch, there's no excuse for looking for extra pussy.

>> No.16468656

>>16468636
Not saying there aren't any with waifus but they're not the majority for sure.
>>16468639
Yes, more than one has admired in in end of thread confessions in quiet hours.

Another thing is if you lurk places that people from these threads talk in, you quickly realise that people just have monster girls they like.

>> No.16468660

>>16468656
>admired
Admitted, fuck.

>> No.16468663

>>16468654
I know this. All the stuff you are telling me is obvious. I'd never do that to my waifu. I know now. But that won't stop me from liking my other favorite girls.

>> No.16468664

>>16468631
I get that. But to me that's where teaching her my morals and values comes in. I want her to know the benefits of being thoughtful, creative, sensitive to others' opinions, ambitious, and so on and so forth. Then develop naturally from there. Perhaps its a matter of difference of semantics at this point.

>>16468638
Well I admire your confidence in parenting, anon, and hope to gain your expertise and perspective.

>> No.16468674

>>16468656
These people are sick to cheat on their waifu. They need a good flayering so they can stop being sluts for other MGs and accept that their Georgina waifu is the one for them.

>> No.16468675

>>16468634
It's better that way.

>>16468663
You can like other girls as friends, but not as lovers. That spot is reserved for your "waifu" only.

>> No.16468678

>>16468664
>Well I admire your confidence in parenting, anon, and hope to gain your expertise and perspective.
Stick around people with families in the actual real world, and be self-aware of what worked and didn't in your childhood, and it comes naturally. Alternatively, have a kid.

>> No.16468684

>>16468674
>These people are sick to cheat on their waifu
I think the point is they don't actually have one.

>> No.16468686

>>16468675
Nah. I'll pass on that. I'd only be ok if they were my waifus friends. And only when my waifu is there.

>> No.16468687

>>16468674
>These people are sick to cheat on their waifu.
By definition it isn't a waifu

>> No.16468692

>>16468674
It's not cheating on their waifu, it's making stuff up so they can take part in those waifu question posts.

>> No.16468697

>>16468546
He posted a monster girl though, I don't see the issue.

>> No.16468699

>>16468686
Why? I would hang out with a Griffon if she were my friend regardless if my waifu knows her or not.

>> No.16468703

>>16468692
>>16468687
>>16468684
Even worse. A further flayering is required.

>> No.16468706

>>16468699
I don't want my waifu to feel like I'm spending time with them because I'm bored with her. Also it would be even more fun if she was there!

It's a harsh world out there anon. A wife can't let her husband go out alone.

>> No.16468709

>>16468539
>>16468593
>not wanting a harem of top-level monsters

>> No.16468715

Here comes the baitman.

>> No.16468721

>>16468715
Where's the bait? I'm not seeing any.

>> No.16468722

>>16468699
>Trusting a griffon not to rape you

>> No.16468729

>>16468721
You will if you respond to him.
The tackle box is out.

>> No.16468736

>>16468722
>MGs going after taken men
Good joek

>> No.16468740

>>16468729
That doesn't help. If you want to cry bait go ahead.

>> No.16468743

>>16468706
That's not how friendship works.
Let's say in my case, I met up with a Griffon that is my friend and we are catching up with some stuff. We could discuss some of opur daily lives or some stuff that has been happening around the world and things like that. I mean, having harems IS wrong, but having friends is not.

>>16468722
In this case my waifu is a dragon and I'm talking with a griffon so it is pretty weird, but she is my friend, I doubt she'll attack me.

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Any other vampire anons or i am the only one here?

>> No.16468745

What if Anon and his MG waifu wanted to come hang out with you and your MG waifu? Either purely just to chill or as a double date?

>> No.16468746

>>16468729
The only bait I'm seeing is someone pretending that there's bait, try harder.

>> No.16468751

>>16468736
Didn't KC say they will if they're really crazy about the guy?

>> No.16468753

>>16468743
It depends what my waifu thinks. If she says its ok then sure. If she says it's not then i'm afraid its a no.

>> No.16468756

>>16468736
Going by KCanon they do. If they "really really love you". Plus Griffons and dragons seem like they'd be huge assholes to each other.

>> No.16468755

Hey check out one of my shitty requests http://is2.4chan.org/vg/1485370511954.png

>> No.16468759

>>16468745
That's cute. Double dating.

>> No.16468765

>>16468744
Literally no one but you cares about vampires.

>> No.16468771

>>16468745
I never understood double dates. Are you that bored of your waifu you need some other fag and his waifu to make hanging out with her fun?

>> No.16468781

>>16468729
>spreading FUD
just fuck off

>> No.16468782

>>16468771
Ok mr. no fun.

>> No.16468784

>>16468753
Well, I would still hang out with my mg friends. I'm sure my waifu would get over protective about griffons and hellhounds though.

>>16468756
Imagine a griffon getting touchy with a dragon's husband just to annoy her.

>>16468771
Double the fun for everybody.

>> No.16468790
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16468790

>>16468745
Of course. I'm still hankering for hanging out with and having waifus meet with childhood-friend-chan anon.

>> No.16468796

>>16468736
But they do sometimes as >>16468751 said.

He outright confirmed that a monster girl can force their way into a monster x human couple, most monster girls would accept it in the end and even with a Shirohebi it would end in regular competitive sex for the status of wife #1

>> No.16468801

>>16468782
>>16468784
Having some randoms intrude on time with my waifu sounds like an active demerit though.

>> No.16468803

>>16468784
>his waifu is a dragon and his friend is a griffon

This has trouble written all over it. Do you really want your waifu to get over protective and then end up fucking you senseless reminding you of what you have? Do you?! Are you insane!?

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>> No.16468812

>>16468784
>Imagine a griffon getting touchy with a dragon's husband just to annoy her.
This is how blood flows.

>> No.16468814

>>16468801
>randoms

They'd be your friends. Aren't we your friends?

>> No.16468817

Every day I'm reminded of the depths of social ineptitude coming here.

So now you can't even have FRIENDS or you're betraying your waifu or showing signs that she's 'not good enough'? Seriously?

>> No.16468820

>>16468805
Slimy eel is for body licking!!

>> No.16468826

>>16468820
If you want a lick, Barometz is better in every way.

>> No.16468828

>>16468817
Anon no. I said I didn't want a harem ever. It's a mistake I made. We all make mistakes. I hope my waifu can forgive me.

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>>16468744
You aren't.

>> No.16468833

>>16468814
>Aren't we your friends?
I don't need no friends.

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>>16468817
Its the true sinister nature of Manamo Mana. Its actively twisting the personalities of men to truly want to do nothing else but stay inside fucking their waifu all day.

>> No.16468840

>>16464825
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Day_Empowerment
A-all of them? At once?
I think I need better powers to survive this

>> No.16468842

>>16468817
What do you need friends for anon? What can they give you that your waifu can't? How can you even tell individual human-things apart when your mind should be full of images of your waifu?

>> No.16468845

>>16468784
>griffon slapping the ass of a dragon's husband
>dragon is furious and ready to duke it out
>griffon gives her an out of character shit eating grin before slapping hers too
>that's how the fight that levelled an entire mountain range started

>> No.16468846

>>16468803
It would be pretty funny to see. I like to imagine her showering me with questions about what I was doing, even knowing that I'll never cheat on her. The sex would be extra rough and lovey, I would have to make sure to give the Griffriend a thumbs up.

>>16468817
There is a realm of possibilites for those who have monster friends.

>> No.16468851

>>16468845
Honestly if an MG started making moves on me while I have a waifu, I'd bust their kneecaps.

>> No.16468852

>>16468846
>There is a realm of possibilites for those who have monster friends.

I don't like where this is going. Anon remember your waifu. You never want to take any attention away from her right? You wouldn't want her taking attention away from you either?

>> No.16468853

Can I post a /v/ character Fusion-ha'd with a monstergrill without getting banned or rustling any jimmies?

>> No.16468857
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16468857

>>16468467
A man must have a wife that is to his height.

If a single woman is incapable of reaching the required standard to be his wife, additional women may be added until the required standards are fulfilled.

>> No.16468858

>>16468853
What /v/ character is she?

>> No.16468859

>>16468857
But then you just have a large collection of garbage.

>> No.16468863

>>16468842
You're already lost... or a possessive JubJub or what have you in disguise.

>>16468846
Absolutely.
>vacation to White Horn friend's lodge to ski with waifu and some buddies
>go adventuring along with my waifu with a Salamander to help her find someone who can beat her
>head out to the bar to chill with other anons while waifu can chat it up with other waifus

>>16468852
I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly, and neither is my waifu. We have goals and ambitions outside of just curling up in the fetal position all day reminding each other we love each other, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically.

>> No.16468865

>>16468858
Midna, she's a monstergirl too so I think it is probably fine.

>> No.16468866

>>16468845
>>16468851
Getting too close like that is bad. It should be just a friendly tease.

>> No.16468870

>>16468865
Ah okay, go for it.

>> No.16468871

>>16468859
Only if you go Quantity over Quality from the very beginning.

>> No.16468873

>>16468865
Is it the midna gazer thing?

>> No.16468874

>>16468865
Better be Imp Midna.
aka the only Midna that matters.

>> No.16468879

>>16468859
Kek

>> No.16468881

>>16468871
That's a decision you already made when you elected to get a harem.

>> No.16468887

>>16468874
Twili Midna is a tall goddess though, even taller than Link at that.

>> No.16468888

>>16468863
>We have goals and ambitions outside of just cuddling up in the lotus position all day reminding each other we love each other with out bodies, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically. And I have a limp dick
Sounds gay.

>> No.16468890

>>16468852
Hmm? My waifu is cool, we would spent most of our time together and I'm sure she would be really clingly especially when she is a dragon, but I would still hang out with both my human and monster friends. Maybe go around pranking yanderes with a Cheshire, catching up with a Griffriend, cleaning with a Kiki or bullying the Ryu. I'm sure she has her fair share of friends too.

>> No.16468891

>>16468887
Yeah, but TP Zelda is better than her at that.

>> No.16468896

>>16468863
>>vacation to White Horn friend's lodge to ski with waifu and some buddies
>>go adventuring along with my waifu with a Salamander to help her find someone who can beat her
>>head out to the bar to chill with other anons while waifu can chat it up with other waifus

Ok. Just aslong as you're with your waifu. That's what matters.

>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly, and neither is my waifu. We have goals and ambitions outside of just curling up in the fetal position all day reminding each other we love each other, because we're confident enough to know that intrinsically.

I respect this. But I don't really have any goals or ambitions so I have to disagree. Maybe my waifu does and I'll support her all the way.

>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly,

[Spoiler]Y-Yeah me neither, amiright?[/spoiler]

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>>16468870
>>16468874
I am unreasonably proud of this shitty edit I requested. [/spoiler]I think it's cool[/spoiler] Midna is generating a mass of eyes with her hair instead of having a tail

>> No.16468900

>>16468805
>>16468820
Sea-lamia is pretty good

>> No.16468902

>>16468890
See if I did any of that I'd probably feel uncomfortable. That valuable time I could be spending with my waifu.

Friends are cool but your waifu comes first.

>> No.16468903

>>16468881
No. Not really. Stop going out to the extremes.

>> No.16468908

>>16468896
>[Spoiler]Y-Yeah me neither, amiright?[/spoiler]

Shit

>> No.16468914

>>16468908
>fucked up spoilers
I did it right after you

>> No.16468916

>>16468805
>Squeezes you tight with her tail
>Shoot out like a rocket

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>>16468896
That's all good man, I'm a bit miffed by external circumstances right now so I didn't mean to insult if that's what folks are into, my apologies.
Just personally for me a significant part of what attracts me to my waifu is that she has power, and she's turned on as fuck at knowing I want power and that I'll do what it takes to have her grant me some. I think its a cultural thing. But you do you!
As for friends, of course I'd still want my waifu as involved as possible. But if she's busy with something one day I don't think its a sin to chill with another anon or hang out with the servants or chat it up with the townsfolk.

>> No.16468918

>>16468902
See, that's why I said that I would spend most of my time with her. I would take her on dates and shit, but chatting up with some of my folks or just going to drink a bit once a time is okay at least for me.

>> No.16468919

>>16468903
>dividing up your SE among X girls instead of just one
A solo wife will always receive substantially more SE and will be that much better for it.

>> No.16468935

>>16468917
>But if she's busy with something one day I don't think its a sin to chill with another anon or hang out with the servants or chat it up with the townsfolk.

I guess while my waifu is at work. It wouldn't be bad to go talk to someone or do something social. Aslong as my waifu is ok with it then sure that sounds fun.

>>16468918
And there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16468940

>>16468919
It's called not putting your eggs in one basket. Besides, more wives can produce much more DE than a single one, which in turn will retroactively feed you and you'll be able to cover for each of them as if you only had one wife.

>> No.16468941

>>16468935
I'm sure your waifu would be okay with you talking to people unless she's a yandere.

>> No.16468942

>>16468935
See anon, your waifu can even help you learn some social skills! Truly, I am glad to have discussed this with you. I'll see you at the bar, I got first round

>> No.16468947

>>16468917
>I'm a bit miffed by external circumstances right now so I didn't mean to insult if that's what folks are into, my apologies.
>I'm not a clingy desperate pathos who needs someone constantly watching over me just to function properly,
>I didn't mean to insult
Not him, but at least own your own insults.

>> No.16468951

>>16468942
That sounds nice and comfy.

>> No.16468966

>>16468940
>and you'll be able to cover for each of them as if you only had one wife.
That is, if you're willing to spend (# of wives) times more time fucking. THAT could quickly become a problem.
You'd fit right in in Pandemonium though.

>> No.16468979

>>16468966
I think it does say in the section on becoming an incubus that a husband won't be satisfied after becoming one until he's expended every member of his harem
Would be a potential logistics nightmare without heavy potions and fruit before reaching that point though

>> No.16468994

>>16468898
Pretty nice lookin'

>> No.16468996

>>16468979
Well I wasn't implying your willingness would be the issue, more so that there's only 24 hours in a day.

>> No.16469000

>>16468979
Why would you even want a harem of girls? Can't you just love one with all your heart?

>> No.16469001

>>16468996
Oh, different anon, but yeah, good point kek

>> No.16469007

>>16469000
Nah, I agree, shoulda mentioned I was just jumping in to that conversation.
My only potential difference would be it would be nice to have a cursed sword just for the power boost alongside having a waifu, but it would be cruel to keep her around as just a sword and not for relationship reasons so I'd pass.

>> No.16469011

>>16469007
You could make a sacrifice to the curved sword. to keep her around if your wife is human and monsterizes later. Offer the cursed sword your first born son, impregnate your human waifu and have her monsterize after.

>> No.16469026

>>16469011
Now that's the kind of faustian bargain story that would be a fun movie night. Clever.
I wonder in the more general sense if that could be done with one though. I guess headcanon permits anything, but if I found a cursed sword after already married and made a deal with her to find her a husband in exchange for power, would she buy it or just turn off?

>> No.16469029

>>16468539
Pretty much this. If you were to ever end up in the monster girl world and you were have a harem, it isn't going to be with a bunch of rare and powerful species. It's going to be with a group of Orcs, Khepris, Devil Bugs, etc.; you get the idea. And the only exception to that is the Bicorn, and she would likely only be able to rope in some of the common monster girls like a lamia or a minotaur.

>> No.16469031

>>16469029
I guess you want some more powerful girls in your harem you could go for that other cuckquean.

>> No.16469037

>>16469026
>but if I found a cursed sword after already married and made a deal with her to find her a husband in exchange for power, would she buy it or just turn off?
Maybe. I imagine it's easier to find a husband being carried around by a human rather than just waiting. Maybe she demands to be taken to tournaments to watch the men fight and select a mate.

>> No.16469045

>>16469037
>out exploring with waifu
>come across a cursed sword at the end of some dungeon
>bargain with her that in exchange for temporary power, I'll carry her to the grand tournament at the Order Capital and will use my waifu's Demonic contract shenanigans to bind her to the strongest male hero there
>Go on a bizarre adventure to the Order with a Cursed Sword stand and Demon waifu in disguise

That sounds fun as fuck

>> No.16469056
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16469056

>>16468966
>>16468979
If your harem starts to become unmanageable then you have obviously exceeded your limits. Don't make dumb decisions that you can't hope to take responsibility for afterwards.

>>16469000
Why love one girl with all your heart when you could be loving multiple girls with all your heart?

>> No.16469058

>No muscle monster girl whose an expert fighter that has to deal with her husband being sick one day.
>Can't beat disease with her fists.

>> No.16469062

>>16469058
SHE CAN TRY RRAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.16469069

>>16469045
>Waifu sniggering in the back of your mind as he watches you from afar
>Overheating and sweaty in this stupidly huge hooded cloak as you accost a promising champion and stammer through your lines, acting the part of the "mysterious stranger", holding the cursed word out to him and promising him glory.
Wud be fun

>> No.16469077

>>16469056
>Why love one girl with all your heart when you could be loving multiple girls with all your heart?
People talk about the heart as if it's some kind of limited resource but the reality is, a person wants what they want and that varies based on the individual.

Some want a single wife, others want harems and that's cool, there is no "right" way in monster girl settings.

>> No.16469081

>>16469069
>-"Oh dearest do the pose! The pose!!!"-
>-I'm not fucking posing! This is serious I need to make a good impression!-
>-"Come ooooooon, when will you get another chance at this?"-
>...god dammit
>Order Champion!!! The thread of fate has... has crossed us, uh, crossed our paths this day!
>Uncontrollable demonic giggling intensifies

>> No.16469083

>>16469058
Go punch a Nurgle acolyte in the face.

>> No.16469087

I want to help my Kobold daughteru practice tennis in our backyard! I'd throw the ball and watch her scamper around chasing and trying to hit it back at me! She's really good at tennis when she's focused, but she gets distracted really easily and it throws her off. It's really cute to watch her trying her hardest though!

After we're done practicing, we'll go inside and she'll shower while I cook a nice big pot of spaghetti and red sauce for our lunch!

>> No.16469088

>>16469083
That wouldn't make her husband any less sick.

If anything, she should go learn white magic.

>> No.16469093

>>16469087
Doesn't it make more sense to watch her practice against a wall? I mean, I don't play tennis or anything but that seems to make more sense.

>> No.16469094

>>16469058
Her fighting aura can scare the virus away

I'd run away if I ever felt an angry monster girl's aura

>> No.16469099

>>16469093
Much better if you wanna practice scramble plays if someone is actually directedly lobbing them to specific areas

t.tennis

>> No.16469101

>>16469093
Sometimes yes, but this way I can actually interact with her while she does it and I can make the ball go where I want it so she can hone her skills better.

>> No.16469107

>>16469029
>And the only exception to that is the Bicorn, and she would likely only be able to rope in some of the common monster girls like a lamia or a minotaur.
>implying there's anything that implies the bicorn can't be the harbinger of the cuckpocalypse

>> No.16469111

>>16469101
So weird to see you type "ball" without "gag" immediately after

>> No.16469113

>>16469029
You forgot Smoke Hobo.
I don't think I've ever seen an MG drop off the thread's radar so fast.

>> No.16469115
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16469115

>>16464825
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cupid

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Solar_Manipulation

Look at this combo.

Look at it.

This combo is made for one another.

Alpollo is literally the god damn example image with a bow.

>> No.16469116

>>16469111
You're funny, anon.

>> No.16469117

>>16469111
I was about to say that. KDF's daughteru grabbing a ball that's not a gag? What?

>> No.16469120

>>16469115
Cupids are so fucking cute, best angel type

>> No.16469124

>>16469117
She's not grabbing it anon, she's hitting it with her racket!

>> No.16469132

>>16469124
She's going to grab it with her mouth and you know it.

>> No.16469141

Which kingdom/dimension would you and your waifu live in?

>> No.16469147

>>16469132
Not as much as she used to anon, she's getting better at remembering it's tennis and not fetch!

>> No.16469150

>>16469132
Adorable

>> No.16469156

>>16469141
The desert kingdom. It's nice, tropical and my waifus homeland. Very exotic.

>> No.16469160

>>16469141
Small town in a green demon realm, where the plains meet the mountains.
And, given my waifu, probably in Zipangu.

>> No.16469163

>>16469141
I don't know, maybe just outside of the city. We would have easy access to the fields and the town.

>> No.16469164

>>16469141
Demon Realm standard, with a summer home in Green Demon Realm

>> No.16469179

>>16469141
The human world/realm, but in one of the monstergirl-run cities. The perfect mixture of human and monstergirl culture so both my Kobold waifu and I feel at home!

We'd take lots of vacations to different realms and kingdoms though, traveling together with our daughteru would be so much fun!

>> No.16469180

>>16469141
Pandemonium or chaos realms seem nice.

>> No.16469183

>>16469141
A northern mountain kingdom, living a few miles out from the main city. Think of the Swiss Alps, but with less meatballs.

>> No.16469186

>>16469183
Is that some kind of innuendo?

>> No.16469188

>>16469183
>with less meatballs.
Truly a tragic fate.

>> No.16469189

>>16469141
does hell have tourist related things going on?
i bet my waifu could sneak me in for free

>> No.16469193

>>16469186
It wasn't meant to be that way, but then I remembered the other Alp.
>>16469188
It's not all bad, there's still overly complex furniture to set up.

>> No.16469194

>>16469179
Living in a normal place and traveling to the exotic ones is the right idea, otherwise it's too scary and rapey.

>> No.16469200

>>16469156

Sounds nice

>>16469160
>>16469164
Very comfy

>>16469179
>>16469163
Nice to see some anons like their world. Still sounds very nice. What draws you to stay in the human world?

>>16469180
Strange but I like it.

>>16469183
Let me guess. Perfect for dragons? Or are you just looking for a comfy cabin?

>>16469189
Sure anon. It's hot though. And there is a lot of screaming. Can you handle that?

>> No.16469202

>>16469141
Floating landscapes. Because those are cool.

>> No.16469210

>>16469141
Somewhere on a mountain, preferably a cave.

>>16469183
>Swiss Alps
A bunch of crazy alps with guns.
How absolutely terrifying.

>> No.16469213

>>16469141
Undead Kingdoms and whatever kinds places Automatons inhabit.

>> No.16469214

>>16469202
[muffled Corridors of Time]

>> No.16469217

>>16469200
>Or are you just looking for a comfy cabin?
That, just living on a hillside overlooking river.
My waifu's not a dragon though, and if she was, that'd mean living really high up.

>>16469210
>A bunch of crazy alps with guns.
That's just silly.

>> No.16469219

>>16469200
>What draws you to stay in the human world?
It's home, and home is comfy. Me and my waifu to a lesser extent are rather averse to change, especially in living situations. If we're living in a place that doesn't feel like home then we both get really depressed, so a monstergirl city in the human world is the comfiest for both of us.

>> No.16469225

>>16469141
A northern undead kingdom.
It always snows a tiny bit, just a "Stay in and cuddle with waifu" weather.

>> No.16469227

>>16469200
>What draws you to stay in the human world
Well, being near the city means we can get some work and merchandise for our adventures and being near the fields gives us a lot of space to practice and shit. Plus, it feels comfy and our daughteru will have some nice interactions with both humans and monsters.

I could also go for Draconia I guess.

>> No.16469228

>>16469217
>all holds you at gun point
>"n-now you listen here mister! Y-You're going to m-make love to me. Don't try a-any funny business!"

>>16469219
A strong sense of what's home is always a good thing. Good for you anon.

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16469231

>>16469141
I'd probably meet her in Wonderland, but maybe if/when Dragonia gets translated we would move there. Though ideally I'd love to live in a small town with the other waifufags from here.

Also, commission update

>> No.16469234

>>16469227
To be honest. Although living in the desert kingdom would be nice. I just fear it won't have enough humans. It would be nice to see some of my own kind and meet other anons as our waifus chat. And also like your reasoning. I'd want my daughteru to be raised around both humans and monster girls.

>> No.16469237

>>16469228
I have a waifu and five kids.

Try me.

>> No.16469239

>>16469231
Why is onee-san so pouty?

>> No.16469240

>>16469234
Desert societies usually have really high population centers in specific places, so i wouldn't worry.

>> No.16469241

>>16469228
In the event we were still here on Earth, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd be plotting to turn my home town/state into a green demon realm.

A traitorous bastard am I.

>> No.16469242

>>16469214
I would say a small house on a floating rock, but fuck that, I want a castle, not because she's high ranked, but to constanly annoy others for not having one.

>> No.16469244

>>16469234
Yep, me and my waifu could live anywhere really, be it a mountain or just in a small house on the field. But I would really want my daughteru to grow up having fun with the others.

I hope that I would be a good father.

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16469245

>>16469228
I'd fuck 'em even if they didn't pull a gun on me. Alps deserve love too. Lots of thick, hot, sticky love

>> No.16469249

>>16469228
>A strong sense of what's home is always a good thing. Good for you anon.
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16469251

>>16469237
Do your daughterus have names anon?

>> No.16469252

>>16469242
My experience with video games has taught me that, if I did have a castle, 90% of it would be empty because I have no idea what to put in it.

>> No.16469254

>>16469141
Cold, snowy, cloudy seaside undead kingdom near the mountains.

>> No.16469256

>>16469225
Muh nigga

>> No.16469257

>>16469244
>spoiler

Anon your daughteru isn't even conceived yet and you're excitied to see her having fun with children of both humans and monsters. You're worrying about her. That already means you'll make a great father.

>> No.16469260

>>16469251
Only the oldest one. I haven't sat down to mull it over yet.

Elvira, is the oldest

>> No.16469265

>>16469260
That's a nice name. Comes off as quite classy.

>> No.16469266

>>16469260
That's a cute name! I look forward to hearing the others when they come to you.

>> No.16469271

>>16469265
It's spanish for "white"
>>16469266
I look forward to actually figuring it out as well.

>> No.16469272

>you will never be saved from a loveless political marriage to a human by a monster girl

>> No.16469273

>>16469252
thats not an issue, also there can be underlings.
The whole purpose is that I can annoy the shit out of other anons and their waifus for not having a floating castle.

>> No.16469279

>>16469257
You know, I'm actually am stuck in a time loop where sometimes I think about the daughteru being with us and sometimes just me and my waifu.
I really love my daughteru but it's weird talking about the little one and her adventures.

>> No.16469290

>>16469272
>>you will never be saved from a loveless political marriage to a human by the human turning into a monster girl

>> No.16469291

>>16469271
In pretty sure the Spanish word for white is blanco though.

>> No.16469295

>>16469290
THAT'S the way you do it.

>> No.16469296

>>16469256
Good to know that there are others with great taste here.

>> No.16469301

>>16469291
It's weird Latin origin word stuff where a different word was developed and that one was dropped. The word is pretty much reserved for names where I live.

If I had a picture of a Hakutaco with a dictionary I'd post it now

>> No.16469306

>>16469279
Don't worry anon. That's normal. We're talking about planning out our whole lives with our waifus here. It's hard to imagine that. As much as you like to plan, it won't always work out for you. This isn't a bad thing the unexpected can be good. You never know.

You could be coming home from working a job in the land you're living in. And see your waifu in tears of joy and happiness. She runs into your embrace. Looking you in the eyes with an ecstatic but emotional expression. Telling you you're going to be having a daughteru. Surprises are always the best.

>> No.16469314

>>16469301
What's the significance of the name anon? Does it have a reference to something about her?

>> No.16469325

>>16469306
>My waifu in tears
Heh.

No but you see, I've even talked about her before and the things we do together, her hobbies, friends and silly adventures. But suddenly, she's gone and it's just me and my waifu.
It's weird, I don't really know how to explain it. I guess I'm so used to just talking about my waifu that in many cases I just talk about it like if it was before she was born which makes me feel kinda bad, like if I was ignoring her.

>> No.16469328

>>16469314
Mostly, her skin color, despite her mom being brown, she came out pale, because of my genetic weirdness.The name also can refer to "truth', but that's more of the fact that she acts like a little knight. Also strange personal stuff that doesn't belong here.

>> No.16469330

>>16469290
But I want the monster girl to storm in, yell at the princess for not appreciating what she has and lay waste to the castle for forcing me in to such a thing.

>> No.16469331
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>> No.16469337

>>16469331
Oppai loli Mantis

>> No.16469338

>>16469325
It's not ignoring her anon. It's just natural. You can't create a happy child without a happy couple who've loved each other for some time.

>> No.16469339

>>16469331
Dragon daughteru!

>> No.16469340

>>16469330
Trite.

>> No.16469341

>>16469331
Lilims

>> No.16469342

>>16469331
A soldier beetle having tea with a grizzly in the middle of the woods with an empty pot of honey on the side of the tree stump they're using on a table.

Did I go too far?

>> No.16469343

>>16469331
Lilims comparing tail sizes

>> No.16469345

>>16469331
Anubis in specially designed high heels.

>> No.16469346

>>16469331
Armored elf-wight.

>> No.16469351

>>16469338
It's pretty weird, but oh well. I guess I'll just go back to my mind and enjoy some familiy stuff with my waifu and childu.

>> No.16469354

>>16469331
The three lilims needed to fill that 7 sins thing, if only as placeholders

>> No.16469355

>>16463584
Name one example for each of them, then.

>> No.16469359

>>16469354
That would be a waste though

>> No.16469362

>>16469359
Better than having it be [LilimName].PNG

>> No.16469364

>>16469354
We need a lilim party.

>> No.16469368

>>16469331
Troll in a bar maid outfit

>> No.16469369

>>16469362
Yeah, it's just three times worse.

>> No.16469376

>>16469369
Just like ur mum

>> No.16469377

>>16469364
this sounds good

>> No.16469385

>>16469331
An anubis sad/almost crying that her house of cards fell down

>> No.16469395

>>16469385
Should've stuck to Legos.

>> No.16469401

>>16469331
Chaos Cheshire.

>> No.16469407

>>16469331
A Pouting Dormouse Princess!

>> No.16469411
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16469411

>>16469354
>>16469359
I don't think i want to tarnish some a good work in progress.
Im gonna be straight with yas.
im low tier right now so im just here to relearn everything and practice on things i lack.

>> No.16469416

>>16469411
Don't worry, no one wants MORE lilim shit anyway.

>> No.16469422

>>16469411
Its alright. Draw some demons!

>> No.16469429

>>16469331
Whatever you feel like drawing anon.
But if you want how about a Mantis and Arachne fighting over an Anon like something in Monster Bug Wars that would be cool too.

>> No.16469433
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16469433

>>16469411
>I don't think i want to tarnish some a good work in progress.
>in progress
>He thinks any of those three are ever getting art

You're looking at the finished product there, boy.

>> No.16469436
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16469436

>>16469368
Already done Anon.

>> No.16469437

>>16469331

http://imgur.com/a/J2jbO

doomguy fighting off monstergirls

>> No.16469465

I wish manticore's weren't just rape. Even in the profile it says that even after she's used to her mate to the point where she allows him to fuck her vagina there will still be little emotions in the relationship.

I like a girl who's shoulder I can cry on.

>> No.16469466

>>16469416
We need more lilim OCs.

>> No.16469467
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16469467

>>16469437
>>16469429
>>16469422
>>16469401
>>16469407
>>16469385
>>16469368
>>16469346
>>16469345
>>16469343
>>16469342
>>16469341
>>16469339
>>16469337

oh boy...I'll see what i can do

>> No.16469476

>>16469466
As long as it's not shitty memes or attention whoring I don't think anyone would complain too much

>> No.16469478

>>16469465
That kind of domination is way too hard.

>> No.16469479

>>16469465
They're sadists for people who want sadists.
For the rest of us, there's other girls. There's definitely no shortage of flying mofu.

>> No.16469481

>>16469467
Good luck anon! You have my support! And don't bully yourself! You have the ability! Remember to take brakes though, drawing is a hard. You deserve a nice cup of warm tea and biscuits.

>> No.16469483

>>16469331
Anon snuggling into warm, hellhound chest fur

>> No.16469487

>>16469467
Get to work you damn Mantis!

>> No.16469488

>>16469483
oh baby
I want that

>> No.16469490

>>16469467
Remember to draw good luck!

>> No.16469492

>>16469467
Do you have a gallery mate?

>> No.16469494

>>16469476
I think the first question anyone should ask themselves when making an OC Lilim is "why should this be anLilim and not just a strong [species]?"
What does making your character a Lilim really do for you, or are you just getting into power level wankery?

>> No.16469495

>>16469483
Sounds nice.

>> No.16469501

>>16469494
Yeah, pretty much that.

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>>16469492
just this so far
>>16462207
>someone reported it

>> No.16469512

>>16469504
One thing to advise you on though. Avatarfagging isn't well received in this thread or on this site in general.

>> No.16469517

>>16469512
oh ok sorry

>> No.16469519

Does anyone have the google doc of the commission list?

>> No.16469525

>>16469512
>>16469517
>Avatarfagging isn't well received
It's actually forbidden in the rules, so better to warn them than they get unexpectedly banned.

>> No.16469527

>>16469525
That too.

>> No.16469537

>>16469525
sorry sorry, was told by someone to make a MG character and draw in this board wasnt aware of the rules. I'll restain from avataring in the future

>> No.16469544

>>16469519
>>16469519
https://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/

Literally two seconds.

>> No.16469578

>>16468829
i keep seeing pictures of her posted,whos this night demon?

>> No.16469579
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16469579

>YOOOOOOSH!~ YOU READY TO HAVE A GREAT DREAM?!~

>> No.16469584

>>16469465
I want a Manticore with Mileena's mouth, MKX version.

>> No.16469586

>>16469579
OH YEAH

>> No.16469590

>>16469579
I should invest in a dream catcher.

>> No.16469595

>>16469579
I wonder if my waifu will come to me ridding a Nightmare so we can have wonderful sex adventures.

>> No.16469597

Must be cool being a miner in MGC. Getting to meet and befriend all the cute wurms who keep popping out of the wall. I'd always keep cookies and sweet things on hand just in case.

>> No.16469601

>>16469579
Dreamhorse-san has had too much to drink!

>> No.16469607

>>16469597
But what if you get caught by the Giant Ant pheromones? then you'll have to satisfy a sweaty worker for the rest of your life.

>> No.16469614

>>16469607
Better than a lazy Ant Arachne who doesn't do any work and just has sex with the captive men all day.

>> No.16469616

>>16469607
>TFW no Giant Ant worker to mark you with her undergarments and shirt put on your face and upper body

>> No.16469620

>>16469607
No anon. I'm a married man. She can have some of the cookies aswell. Tell her to share them with her sisters and give some to the queen. A special gift from me to the queen.

>> No.16469626

>>16469436
Those are some big tits.

>> No.16469632

>>16469614
Hard-working waifus are the best waifus, they need all the love they need to get through the next day.
>>16469616
The only constant is sadness in this world.
>>16469620
>I'm a married man.
My bad.

I'm sure the queen and her workers love sweets. They are ants after all.

>> No.16469633

Before the thread ends, give us somethin' sad about a Monstergirl.

https://youtu.be/M6GK8HhjQQE

>> No.16469636

>>16469633
There's not enough monstergirl suffering stories.

>> No.16469643

>>16469633
They aren't real.

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>>16469607
>Be a Miner.
>Digging these days can be dangerous work.
>While the amount of newly discovered minerals like Mithril are to be found there are plenty of hazards.
>Digging too close to a volcano resulted in Lava Golems spilling into the tunnel and raping the men.
>Wurms have also been known to burrow at incredible speeds, sometimes bursting in and out of mine shaft walls without warning.
>However this time, as you're chipping away at the wall, you hear a similar sound on the other side.
>After a few more good swings, the wall collapses suddenly, sending dust into the air.
>When it clears you find yourself staring into the eyes of a Giant Ant miner.
>She stares back, like it's love at first sight.

And that's how Anon started his own Ant Colony.

>> No.16469649

>>16469633
Giant Ants and other girls who live deep underground probably have really high injury rates that could prevent them from working.

>> No.16469652

>>16469633
The portal hasn't opened yet.

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>>16469616
Giant Ants are underrated creepy crawlies.
That, and it appears as though they can get fairly busty despite their size. Milkmaid Giant Ant when?

>> No.16469660

>>16469645
It's always nice to see other girls get some love, however brief.

>> No.16469663

>>16469633
If monstergirls become real, so will matangos

>> No.16469665

>>16469633
They'd all be shunned by your parents and friends. They'd probably disown you.

>> No.16469670

>>16469633
Some of them would probably be picky.

But why end the thread on sad? Be happy!

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16469672

>>16469645
>>16469659
Flood the mines.

>> No.16469673

>>16469659
I'm surprised that more people don't mention them, at least in terms of muscle girls.

Guess people don't like the weird sweat gimmick they have.

>> No.16469674

>>16469663
I'll take all the mushroom girls away from all you. They'll all be mine.
I will take that hit for you brother.

>> No.16469675

It's taking longer to archive even though we're a thread away from being bumped off. Is the catalog fucked or something?

>> No.16469681

>>16469674
Despite the crappiness of the average Matango, Mad Hatters are stupidly good, especially compared to their base species.

>> No.16469685

>>16469665
Eh, I think my parents would get over it pretty quickly in my waifu's case.
One of the advantages of low-monstrosity girls.

>>16469675
If threads get deleted there may be room for more threads to be made without booting off the bottom ones.

>> No.16469686

>>16469633
Yetis and White Horns sometimes find dead and cold bodies lost in the snow. Sometimes, the young monsters will try to warm up the corpses.

>> No.16469691

>>16468221
Be careful!

>> No.16469695

>>16469686
Dear Lord, not this again.

Not after last time.

>> No.16469698

>>16469633
There could be a dragon zombie, sleeping deep underground, that will never be found.

>> No.16469699

>>16469681
Mad hatters are the subspecies equivalent of that one girl who was vomit inducingly ugly till puberty hit and turned her into a 11/10 goddess

>> No.16469705

>>16469686
Maybe they can visit the Snow Lich? She might be able to help!

>> No.16469707

>>16469686
[Muffled low-volume monotonous "fucking snowfags get the fuck off my corpses reeeeeeeeeeeeee" from a lich in the distance]

>> No.16469708
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16469708

>>16469699
Very accurate. Fuck I love em.

>> No.16469711

>>16469695
I can't get over it. It's really hard to forget.

God the fucking white horns carrying a cold and limp piece of meat instead of a happy anon kills me.

>>16469705
Too late

>> No.16469713
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16469713

Another update!

Would your favorite Monster Girl's monster bits give her any difficulty doing normal things? Would you help her out?

>> No.16469714

>>16469699
Took the words right out of my mouth.

>> No.16469722

>>16469713
Having big wings instead of hands would make things very hard, but I wouldn't mid helping her.

>> No.16469723
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16469723

>>16469633
>She doesn't know how many times the cycle has played out
>He comes and goes, using his body for kindling to the eternal gluttonous flame of the world's rebirth
>But she sacrificed her eyes long ago
>She thought she knew the hatred the world had for her kind with the burdens of Humanity in her bosom
>Yet, she sits there in the Firelink Shrine, a single flame flickering against the darkness
>Perhaps some day the Ashen One will notice her as more than just a tool to use for their quest
>After all, wasn't giving her eyesight enough to appease the Gods? They say no human dare look into the pure essence of Fire lest they go mad
>Just once, she wants to be embraced in those strong arms, to feel the inner warmth of his own flame warming her
>But, such things are not to pass
>There, in the Kiln of the First Flame, she can feel the pressure of his foot against her temple
>The shuffling of his hand reaching towards her solitary flame...
>Oh, how he'll snuff her and this world out...

[IGNIS SOLUS]

>> No.16469724

>>16469695
>>16469705
Still cold.
Why's it still so cold?

>> No.16469728
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16469728

>>16469708
Mad Hatters could use more content as a whole.

>> No.16469731

>>16469645
Romantic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm9LBiLRFwo

>> No.16469736

>>16469728
A fucking men. Also that particular variant you posted, good lord. More of that, please and thank you. A very happy unbirthday indeed.

>> No.16469737
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16469737

>>16469713
Automaton armor is guaranteed to be modular.

>> No.16469738

>>16469713
Well, I just head cannon claws and stuff several degrees smaller than what's depicted, but her tail might knock stuff over.

Also:
>Using thimbles at the end of her claws
Didn't know I wanted this.

>> No.16469741

>>16469633
In the end they will hurt you. They probably won't mean it but it will happen.

It always does...

>> No.16469749

>>16469728
Mad Hatters are great, I'd totally have tea with them.

>> No.16469750

>>16469741
>He doesn't like it when it hurts

lmao what a faggot

>> No.16469754
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16469754

>>16469686
Wendigos fight over passed out travelers

>> No.16469756

>>16469749
I wanna know what they sound like when they're outside of Wonderland. The impression I get is that they come off as super calm and collected and noble-like there, but if outside of it are borderline schizotypal

>> No.16469762

>>16469686
Oh god the Wendigos.

They would see a person there and start making noises for them to follow her and get out of the snow. She will get closer and closer each time, trying to make him hear her, but then she'll get too close and see the dead look on his face.

>> No.16469765

>>16469741
Soon, you too will be unable to get off without your waifu's claws piercing you back.

>> No.16469766
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16469766

>>16469713
Can you even imagine how careful one has to be to, for example, not knock shit over when they're carrying around a queen-size-bed's worth of tail fluff behind them?
I'd help her as best I can, but there's only so much I can do there.

>> No.16469767

>>16469754
>>16469762
He isn't passed out.

>> No.16469769

>>16469750
>>16469765

I meant when they aren't there. That emptying feeling.

>> No.16469770

>>16469331
Draw two miracles of the universe! A young Kiki playing with a young Shog!

>> No.16469773

>>16469756
They're incredibly refined, it's just that they live and breathe double entendres.

>> No.16469774

>>16469665
I don't have a waifu, but my parents probably wouldn't be amused seeing how any of the possible candidates would be either little girls, walking corpses or both.

>> No.16469776

>>16469762
Maybe if they were a bit quicker.
Maybe if they were a bit less shy.
Maybe if they were a bit more obvious.
Maybe if they started a bit closer.
Maybe if they stood a bit higher.
Maybe if they-

>> No.16469777

>>16469754
>"My husband'!"
>"No he's mine! I get to warm him up!"

>> No.16469778

>>16469767
Stop!

>> No.16469779

>>16469665
Ha, I have no friends. Plus, my parents would only think that I'm even more weird than I previously was. They wouldn't even complain if I brought them grandnewts.

>> No.16469781

>>16469766
Well my solution was to keep fragile items at at least shoulder height or higher. Had to have the house redone so the halls were wide enough for her tails not to be pressed in constantly. Before that she was unconsciously dusting every picture that was framed on the wall and such. Learned real quick to fasten everything down after losing several wall plates.

>> No.16469784

>>16469767
You're right, he's taking a nap so the Wendigos can do as they please with him

>> No.16469790

>>16469776
>Wendigo, Yeti and White Horn snap and go feral hunting Yuki-Onna and Ice Queens

>> No.16469791

>>16469645
I may have accidentally imagined that anon with Silvester Stallone's voice.

>> No.16469793

>>16469776
Do you hear that? The snow is howling.

>>16469784
Yes, Anon. The mamono mana will save us.

>> No.16469801

>>16469790
Shit the situation is worse than I thought. I read "feral" as "funeral".

>> No.16469804

>>16469793
It'll clear the snow out of your driveway too!

Buy it today!

>> No.16469809
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16469809

>>16469537
To add to that, the occasional picture with your mascot in it is harmless. moderation is key with this one.

Seriously, if anyone ends up complaining because somoene posts a single self-drawn MG in a thread at decent quality to emphasise his message he has other problems and hes best ignored.

Again, moderation is key or you risk getting getting swung at with a broom.

>> No.16469811

>>16469790
>Hey, what about you, White Horn-chan? Kinda strange that you live down here in the temperate zone. Why aren't you up in the mountain like all your sisters?

>> No.16469830

>>16469686
They say the souls still linger with those who died in the cold. The Lich who lives in the cold mountain cave might be of help and breathe life back into the unfortunate soul who still lingers about.

>> No.16469855

>>16469830
The lich knows that their souls are already frozen to the core, deeper than any warmth can reach. The only thing that bringing them back will do is make the snow monsters even more sad because it will show their own failure in protecting him.
It's better to let it go.

Fuck.

>> No.16469856

>>16469855
But anon's soul will die unloved and alone.

>> No.16469860

>>16469856
Well he should have thought of that before he wandered out into a blizzard without a coat.

>> No.16469866

>>16469856
Such is the fate of some.

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16469867

>>16469754
Not going to lie here.

I thought the round thing on the guy's back was a Wendigo knockyouunconcious stick since that drawing was created so many months ago.

Only now do I see it as a backpack roll.

>> No.16469868

>>16469860
He only wanted to find a Yeti waifu to save him from the cold and love him, she found him a little too late

>> No.16469870

>>16469860
>>16469866
There's nothing that can be done? Surely there must be something. Think of his waifu he was searching for. What will she do now?

>> No.16469871

>>16469868
Not everybody gets a happy ending, anon.

Like us, stuck without our waifus.

>> No.16469873

>>16469870
Find someone who isn't as stupid.
Really, he did future generations a favor.

>> No.16469874

>>16469870
Perhaps in the next life Anon, perhaps.

>> No.16469875

>>16469871
Every day I'm more sure this world is just another's hell.

>> No.16469876

>>16469870
Find a different man.

>> No.16469877

>>16469870
She'll spend her days suffering the same lonely and cold feeling as him in his last moments. It's better that she doesn't know though, or else something really sad will happen.

>> No.16469879

>>16469871
>>16469875
The demon lords are testing us!

>> No.16469883

>>16469873
Anon. Having ambition and devotion to find your waifu isn't stupidity. It's bravery. He will forever be in our hearts.

>>16469874
Hopefully.

>>16469876
This is his waifu we're talking about here. She was made for him. And he was made for her.

>>16469877
There is just no winning.

>> No.16469887

>>16469879
Can the powers-that-be in this realm go tell the demon lords to shove it?

>> No.16469890

>>16469856
At least his suffering is over.

>> No.16469892

>>16469883
>Having ambition and devotion to find your waifu isn't stupidity.
Such things without planning IS stupidity.

>> No.16469893

>>16469887
Anon they're testing if you're worthy of your waifu. You're all doing s great job so far. Don't give up.

>> No.16469898

>>16469883
>There is just no winning
It's a sad fate for those who lose their ways. It's why even with monsters, going deep into the snowy mountains is not recommended.

>> No.16469900

>>16469893
If reality allowed for it, I'm incredibly sure that most guys would go postal and pull a doomguy in an attempt to tear reality a new one just to get their waifus. I'd even go through Dante's Goddamn Inferno if I had to.

>> No.16469903

>>16469892
Does the brave knight in shining armor come armed with blueprints for a plan to save the princess?

That anon was his waifus knight in shining armor. His devotion and strength were was strong

>> No.16469907

>>16469900
Being evil means you don't get your waifu.

>> No.16469908

>>16469898
I'd still do it though. Worst case scenario I make it back alive, and still single.

>> No.16469909
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16469909

>>16469875
Huxley was a true philosopher.

>> No.16469912

Just a morbid reminder that if the realms were to cross and you wanted a yeti and went to the Himalayas to find one, you'd probably find a few ancient corpses from expeditions that tried for the summit.

>> No.16469916

>>16469903
No, but hopefully he has things like a plan A, B, and C, and a host of equipment to aid him.
If you walk into the villain's lair without a plan, frankly, you deserve to be turned into a pile of ash.

>> No.16469917

>>16469907
That's okay I guess. I'd be willing to become a villain if it meant uniting anons with their waifu.

>> No.16469921

>>16469907
Well, Dante wasn't evil, he just tripped balls harder than anyone before him.

>> No.16469923

>>16469917
No. I'd refuse to enter the portal if it was created due to pure evilness.

>> No.16469924

You know, I just thought of it, but instead of being breastfed by their mothers...

Would vampire babies feed from their father's blood? In that case then men would basically be taking the role of the nurturing parent when in a relationship with a vampire.

>> No.16469927

>>16469908
Worst case scenario you don't even get a wisp.

>> No.16469928

>>16469916
He had waifu on the brain. He wasn't thinking straight. He wanted to be with her so bad. Dont blame him for that. Respect him.

>> No.16469931

>>16469923
Why do you think you'd even get a choice in the matter?

>> No.16469932

>>16469924
Oh no fuck that. I don't ever want to see a vampire's dad breatfeeding her blood again.

>> No.16469937

>>16469928
He was literally too dumb to live. I do not respect the suicidally stupid.
There's something to be said for sacrifices made for others, but there's nothing noble about a death that could have been completely avoided by just using your head for a second.

>> No.16469938

>>16469931
But if I knew that the only reason I'm with my waifu is because of death and not devotion then I'd be in shame for the rest of my life. It's sick.

>> No.16469940

>>16469923
Anon, it's not like someone choke-slammed their own puppy so that they could open the portal.

>> No.16469946

>>16469937
Only if your waifu could hear you now. Such disrespected words come from your mouth.

>> No.16469948

>>16469938
You also never had any choice in the matter, so the blame does not lie with you.

>> No.16469950

>>16469940
No but >>16469900

>> No.16469951

>>16469946
She would agree with me, no question.

>> No.16469952

>>16469948
That wouldn't matter since I took advantage of evilness. That isn't right anon. The portal should be opened naturally and on its own. I know we can't wait any longer but you have to give it time.

>> No.16469953

Should I wait until this thread archives, or am I able to snipe it at this point?

>> No.16469954

>>16469950
Point taken.

I'd still go through Dante's Inferno though.

>> No.16469956

>>16469951
That's pretty sad of you and your waifu. You two are evil. So what if he didn't go in with a plan. Like I said he was high on the image of his waifu. You can't blame him for that.

>> No.16469965

>>16469956
>You two are evil.
No, we just know better than to be Romeo and Juliet 2.0.

>> No.16469966

>>16469965
Sure. Whatever you say. It's obvious you don't understand what love is.

>> No.16469971

>>16469966
Not him, but love is suffering.
Or is it suffered for? I can't quite tell the difference.

>> No.16469973

>>16469966
Love must be tempered with a level head, lest you find your love cut tragically short.

>> No.16469976

>>16469966
Love fucking hurts. That's all it is

>> No.16469984

>>16469971
There is a difference, isn't there?

>>16469973
Then maybe >>16469965 waifu should consider who she's marrying.

>>16469976
But with waifus it's different.

>> No.16469998

>>16469984
Yeah? Then how come I want to slit my fucking wrists whenever I think about my waifu?

>> No.16470001

>>16469984
The difference is that you can either suffer because of it or suffer for it. It's a matter of picking your poison, really.

>> No.16470010

>>16469984
She's no doe-eyed, naive child. She's seen first hand what a foolish endeavor results in.
If anything, she'd respect me for my stance.

>> No.16470014

>>16469867
Whitehorn-san! Are you alright out there?!

>> No.16470019

>>16470014
Let 'er in.

She just wants a hug.

>> No.16470020

>>16469998
I'm just yanking your chain, silly anon. Although I believe he was a devoted man and his devotion should be respected. Maybe he should've gone around the mountain.

>>16470001
I think I'd rather suffer for it. And it fits pretty well with my waifu.

>> No.16470031

>>16470010
She doesn't sound like she's very nice or even considerate. Maybe she should work on that?

>> No.16470039

>>16470020
Semantically and mentally, to suffer for something is always the better alternative.

>And it fits pretty well with my waifu
What kinda waifu is that?

>> No.16470043

>>16470031
But she is, very much so.
The fact that she cares about me is why she'd abhor my taking any stupid, unplanned risks on her behalf.

>> No.16470055

>>16470039
Anubis. So it fits in with the whole "slave she liked" thing.

>> No.16470060

>>16470055
>Anubis
And it all comes together.

>> No.16470061

>>16470043
That sounds understandable. But that doesn't mean you have to be mean to an anon with devotion such as the anon who will always be in our hearts (rest in peace).

>> No.16470062

>>16470060
Like a jigsaw puzzle. What comes together now?

>> No.16470065

>>16470043
It's hard having a waifu with a more grounded personality in these threads innit amigo

>> No.16470066

>>16470061
What Anon? I'm lost.

>> No.16470068

>>16470062
It was a metaphor.

>> No.16470072

>>16470065
You could say that.

>>16470066
Theoretical anon who went out into a blizzard completely unprepared with the intent of finding a snow MG wife and died for it.

>> No.16470073

>>16470066
Poor anon here >>16469754.

You called him stupid. That was very distasteful.

>> No.16470074

>>16470068
Yes.

>> No.16470078

>>16470073
Ignore the "you".

>> No.16470079

>>16470073
He did an objectively stupid thing. Sue me.

>> No.16470083

>>16470072
>>16470073
Oh, my bad. Caliber Vodka Anon from yesterday. This is what I get for drinking all day and not paying attention.

>> No.16470087

>>16470079
No because I don't trust the Tanukis.

>> No.16470089

>>16470074
Fantastic.

We have come to terms

If somebody hadn't put up the Automaton with the Big O modifications, I'd have put here.

>> No.16470093

Maybe a mixture of planning and devotion is a good idea.

>> No.16470097

>>16469953
Just snipe it.

>> No.16470098
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16470098

>>16470014
No.

>> No.16470099

>>16470089
I'm not sure what we came to terms on. We were talking about my waifu. Or something. But that doesn't matter.

What matters is who is your waifu anon?

>> No.16470103

>>16470014
She is being a cute. Anything that white horns does is cute.

>> No.16470104

>>16470093
That's been my point.
It's great to show your devotion to your waifu, but to do so in a way that involves completely avoidable danger is just foolish.

>> No.16470107
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16470107

>>16470097
I just tried and it didn't work. I deserve all the scorn.

>> No.16470110

Who's the fucking retard who made a new thread?

>> No.16470112

>>16470099
>I'm not sure what we came to terms on.
Absolutely nothing, and that's just fine

Anyways, I'm just another Salamander guy.

The one who forgot to confess to his own waifu and may or may not be teaching his Salamander Scouts bad morals.

>> No.16470115

>>16470110
Look right above you, dingus.

>> No.16470116

>>16470104
Some would argue the danger makes it that much more better. You'd risk life and limb for you waifu.

>> No.16470118

>>16470110
Hm. >>16470107 Something you wanna say?

>> No.16470122

>>16470112
Oh. You're the guy who is going to have his sAlamander scouts end up in prison! Have you learned your lesson yet?

>> No.16470123

>>16470107
You didn't account for other threads on the board being deleted huh.

>>16470110
Being literally last in line, it doesn't really matter. The new thread didn't even push off anything else. No space was "wasted".

>> No.16470126

>>16470116
You're like those morons who ride motorcycles without a helmet.
We call 'em donorcycles.

>> No.16470127

>>16470123
We didn't even run out of images yet.

>> No.16470128

>>16470122
They got a new Soldier Beetle Scoutmaster until I get, well, "corrected" by my waifu.

>> No.16470131

>>16470112
Man not only you are a bad father but you're also a bad husband.

I'm just kidding anon.

>> No.16470134
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16470134

>>16470118
The Mist Continent is ripping us off in trade.

>> No.16470135
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>>16470127
His idea was the new thread would push this off.

I guess now's the perfect time to dump as hard as you can huh?

>> No.16470136

>>16470107
Always wait until the previous thread is actually dead.
If threads have been deleted and there's free space for threads you'll just make an ass out of yourself.

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>>16470135
>>16470127
Last girl posted is besto!

>> No.16470142

>>16470131
No harm, no foul Anon.

Most people wouldn't even consider one kid nowadays, and I want 5.

>> No.16470150

>>16470135
>I guess now's the perfect time to dump as hard as you can huh?
Not even a roach girl would enjoy that sentence.

>> No.16470153

>>16470126
No anon. I'm not THAT stupid. Just you know, some danger here and there. Such as climbing to that jar of cookies your waifu wanted right on top of the cupboards. You know the place I'm talking about. Now that's danger.

>> No.16470154

>>16470142
>Most people wouldn't even consider one kid nowadays
I don't think that's anywhere close to the truth when it comes to MGs.

>> No.16470158

>>16470142
That is pretty wild. Your salamander will have a rough time getting out five little fire newts, but watching your waifu taking care of an egg is trully a beautiful thing.

Do you plan on getting all of them at once or one at a time?

>> No.16470162
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16470162

>>16470137
Is that so?

>> No.16470163

>>16470107
The answer is obvious, the only way to redeem yourself is to alp and 'service' the anons in these threads.

>> No.16470184

>>16470154
I was more refering to people in society nowadays.
The main reason I love MGs is that they could enable me to actually have a family.
>>16470158
One at a time. Pregnancy is a stressful thing.
Also, I'd want my daughterus to have sisters that are either older or younger than them, because I find the idea of the youngest one to hold on to her nee-sans tail to be cute.

>> No.16470187
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16470187

>>16470162
I accept this challenge

>> No.16470216

>>16470184
>I find the idea of the youngest one to hold on to her nee-sans tail to be cute.
You're right about that one, it sounds adorable!

>> No.16470229 [DELETED] 
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16470229

Spiders.

>> No.16470231

>>16470216
Yeah, she'd just grab onto her or her mom's tail an just follow them around like that.

Alternatively, they could form a line in order of height and each one after the tallest grabs onto the tail of the sister ahead so they don't get lost from each other.

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16470233

Spiders!

>> No.16470238

>>16470184
>>16470216
I can't see how they could become bad scouts, they sounds so cute. Be careful not to get burned when 6 salamnders starts clinging on to you.

>> No.16470241
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lolionis

>> No.16470245

>>16470238
>I can't see how they could become bad scouts
That's easy Anon! Piss-poor parenting on my part!
Which is why they got someone actually assigned to their little unit.

>> No.16470247
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>>16470241
>lolionis
a shit, dire, pelvis obliterator onis best onis

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>>16470247
>implying this berserker couldn't shatter your pelvis

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>>16470241
robonis

Actually I have no idea what the horns are but I really just wanted to get the idea of android oni out there.

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>>16470261
Nobody gives a shit about Ibaraki though.

>> No.16470272

>>16469537
>was told by someone to make a MG character and draw in this board
That's kinda mean. Did he tell you to tripfag too?

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>>16470261
i wasnt implying, big is best

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>>16470271
I give a shit about Ibaraki.

>> No.16470287
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Last for lilims

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>>16470287
HOLD IT!

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>>16470287
You mean fluffbutts.

>> No.16470302

>>16470298
Bastard...

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Would you a baku?

>> No.16470305

>>16470296
>>16470298
>>16470303
>deleting your own images to keep posting
DAMN DIRTY CHEATERS

>> No.16470309

>>16470296
>>16470298
>>16470303
Deep inside your hearts, you know the last is still the lilim.

>> No.16470310

>>16470305
I did no such thing.
Can't speak for the others though.

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I got this.

>> No.16470317

>>16470309
Yeah.
Last place.

>> No.16470320

>>16470309
Lilims are shit

>> No.16470325

>>16469867
>Having a good time strolling through the snow when your eyes fall upon a figure in the distance, holding a giant bat in a very costanza pose.
>Blink and it's gone. You've spend too long online
>Keep walking, It's such a quiet and pleasant even-

>"A-are? Arerere? A traveler?" The wendigo tosses the bat aside
>"Passed out an in distress? How fortunate -uh- I mean... unfortunate. I simply must take this gentleman back home and get him warm."

>> No.16470326

>>16470317
Last place of images, yes.

>>16470320
Your face is shit you fucking mongoloid I'll fucking fight you I swear on me mum

>> No.16470330

>>16470316
Curse these sexy robots!

>> No.16470358

>>16470320
Oi, you cant take my job, im supposed to say that.

>>16470287
Lilims deserve last place they're SHIIIT!

>> No.16470369

>>16470358
CEASE

>> No.16470378

>>16470241
>Write a shitty little loli-oni blurb
>Drawfriend actually draws her for some reason
T'was a nice feeling.

>> No.16470402

>>16470287
Gotta save the best for last.

>> No.16470414

>>16470402
Automaton was last

>> No.16470422

>>16470414
>When everyone was deleting images just to post more
Whatever you say, man.

>> No.16470432

>>16470422
That's the nature of the hustle anon.

>> No.16470436

>>16470432
The hustle isn't worth if it's gonna be the equivalent of a bunch of kids shouting forcefield in the playground.

>> No.16470443

>>16470436
Ah, the Absolute Shield VS the Absolute Spear debate.

I'm glad middle school is long gone.

>> No.16470459

>>16470287
Lilims are pretty cool.

>> No.16470611

>>16470277
A big muscly Monster Girl is a must have for any Adventuring party!

>> No.16470647

New thread soon

>> No.16470686

>>16470647
There's already a new thread anon, don't double up.

>> No.16470727

>>16470686
Oh cool

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