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Lilims are Great

>>16439239
My automotou is too small for her fists.

Kobolds are cute and I love them!

confused cockatrice are cute! CUTE!!!!

>>16439242
I'm going to hug a thick-tailed Lilim's tail and tell her it's adorable!

This is your random monstergirl topic for the still-bumping thread. Say hello to her.

>>16439247
She can wear modular Dantalion Gundam-esque gloves then.

>>16439263
I don't like alcohol, even if the Bacchus kind doesn't give you hangovers.

What sort of thing does your waifu wear when she's feeling fancy?

The next Amaya PI story might be a bit, so have pic-related in the meantime

>>16439253
Dumb birb.

>>16439263
even toed ungulates are great, though science has yet to determine how

>>16439269
Amaya has a very lovely design.

Are robots monsters now?

>>16439271
she's trying her best anon.

>>16439275
>nipples
Hold on brother.

>>16439269
The generic Demon getup is her "fancy clothes."
She's usually just wearing panties and an oversized T-shirt around the house.
Yoga pants and a T-shirt in public.

>>16439280
Automatons like the one in OPs pic are.

>>16439280
I guess if they're magical and you can fuck them.

>>16439269
She likes to wear this kind of clothing around the house, since she doesn't often get a chance to wear it anymore.

Does anyone here take writing requests for Monstergirl stories with traps being raped?

>>16439269
Fancy for her is not her work clothes. So keyhole sweaters, pantyhose and skirts. Occasionally she breaks out a pair of BDU's and ties her hair back and then it becomes one hell of a day.

>>16439275
Remove whore minotaur.

>>16439313
>unimpressed.png
Her tailwag says otherwise.

>>16439321
no

>>16439269
Flowing, almost priestly sarong-style tassleture that unabashedly lets slip view of everything nonchalantly whenever she moves, with thigh high spiked heels, a choker, lace gloves, and a little inverted crown
Very shiq among aristocratic Demon hierarchy, or so I'm told. I feel out of place and oddly unthemed in a nice sweater and khakis, but what can you do.

>>16439318
>Does anyone here take writing requests for Monstergirl stories
Ye-!
>with traps being raped
-eeeno.

>>16439269
Considering she's a Succubus, she dresses pretty much like this whenever we go out.

At home, she wears pretty much whatever feels comfortable at the moment.

>>16439324
The tail tells all. I like to imagine that even the most stoic wolfus have a difficult time preventing their tails from showing emotion.

>>16439326
Yes.

>>16439318
Not into the subject matter.

>>16439275
>>16439326
Cheating slut

So this is spiral power, not bad

>>16439349
Truly wendigos are the most fearsome of foes.

>>16439349
But can she drill through mountains?

>>16439318
While I personally like the sound of that, this is not the place for it.

>>16439318
Wat

>>16439358
Then where would the place be? /d/ is /d/ead.

>>16439362
That doesn't mean /d/ can move here

>>16439362
you might as well go and see if MGU of tft has any takers

>>16439363
But Monstergirls raping people is the basis of the setting! What's wrong with those people being girly? No one's doing anything gay or deviant.

>>16439367
>Traps
>Not gay
This isn't the place, but it sure as fuck is. Keep traps and monster girls separate.

>>16439318
You mean Alps

>>16439377
I would unironcally an alp.
They're probably into kinky shit.

>>16439374
>Girly men having straight sex with women.
>Gay.

What.

>>16439351
you never seen an ushi in heat

>>16439383
I'm not talking about traps getting raped I'm talking about traps. Girly guys that other men fawn over. Gay.

>>16439387
I want a mini-ushi in heat to burst down my door only for me to sigh, put down my book, and just lay on my back so she can get it over with.

>>16439390
But people were specifically talking about traps getting raped by women. Not standing around being fawned over by men.

>>16439390
>mini-ushi
not dire ushi
pleb

>>16439398
>"Wohahaha! Its finally time! My lust shall not be sated for a fortnight! Human! You shall be the object of my-"
>Yeah whatever sure, just get it over with, ten fucking years I've been living on this mountainside and not once have one of you busted down my door
>"O-oh. Well! Uh, thanks for being a good sport then."

And then Anon was a crater and a happy husband.

>>16439409
Good.

Gonna hug her when she's resting on my chest.

>>16439402
But anon, Dire Ushis are twice as big as normal Ushis with densely packed muscle, Longer claws, venomous fangs, tighter pussies and the ability to actually spin webs!
They're scary!

>>16439416
Normal Ushis can spin webs. It's just as thick as rope.

>>16439416
>Dire Ushi busts down door
>I hope you know that you're fixing that...

>>16439416
>ushi bigger than a van
i need this, a lot

>>16439424
Dires can spin intricate webs anon.
With silk that's so thin it's practically invisible!

>>16439416
>Anon next door to >>16439409
>Oh shit, its happening. Well, neighbooranon didn't get it so bad, lets just let it happen and
>BOOM, CRASH
>Vision-filling muscular rage and lust and insanity
>"FUUUUUUCK! NOOOOOW! HUSBAND! YOU!!!"

And then anon was a pulverized dust in a crater, but eventually, a happy husband

>>16439355
She can spin through the snow faster than a White Horn can run

Do chuuni Monster Girls have multiple forms?

Like a Hinezumi taking on the aspect of a flaming mouse?

Or a Salamander that uses a 'forbidden' sword stance that causes her fire to turn blue?

>>16439409
>>16439440
This reminds me of that one Tarrasque story we had way long ago. Anyone have it handy? I forgot who wrote it

>>16439445
Why do they look so grotesque.

>>16439440
Still gonna make her fix that door.

>>16439445
I want to make a hinezumi use muscle form When it's time for her to be on the bottom for the evening.

>>16439446
http://pastebin.com/KMYvY8Ds
dude whose writing Detective Ryu from streets wrote it

>>16439453
Because that artist doesn't seem to understand how muscle mass or basic anatomy work.

>>16439456
>"This form is slower! But my strength is ten times as greater!"
>"Take this! Fire Fist!"
>You flick her on the forehead and she falls backwards.

>>16439460
Thanks anon

>>16439469
>Fist comes but you side step it, having it narrowly miss you
>Musclezumi's eyes go wide and she swings again only for you to repeat the process.
>Proceed to lead her around the ring until she's panting
>W-Why can't I hit you?
>"You said it yourself, it's slower.... Power doesn't mean anything if you can't touch your opponent."
>She tries a clumsy, surprise swing but falls to the ground after you avoid it.
>"You'll never hit me in this form....but do keep it it looks quite nice and I want to see it below me when we do this.

>>16439486
>H-He's fast!

>>16439493
Hello little kitty.

Watching TV with owls

>>16439493
How's that, Brown cat?

>>16439497
Partying until dawn with Owls

>>16439491
>Musclezumi tries to hit anon with a kick only for him to flash by, a piece of cloth now held in the fingers of one hand.
>It takes the musclezumi a couple seconds to realize he just swiped her panties.
Live during the world cup tournament.

I need more abs in my life

>>16439505
Y-YAMERO!!!

>>16439505
This is the way to fight Monster Girls!

Stealing their underwear!

>>16439505
I bet her panties have a cute, cartoon cheese pattern or something on them. How embarrassing!

>>16439511
The best reaction, one that throws her into an enraged flurry that just tires her out sooner.

>>16439513
THat it is.
You must beat them at their own game.

You can even master the technique of clothing damage.

I'm sure that'll win you some fans, and matches.

>>16439518
Yep, cute little panties with cheese slices on them.

And you'd be twirling them on your finger.

>>16439505
>>16439513
>>16439518
>>16439527
>Corny ecchi world cup tourney against monstergirls

Keep going

>>16439531
>All the Monster Girls are chuuni, and are virgins who have spent all their time training and have zero sexual experience.

>>16439497
too uncanny

>>16439506
>lacy black underwear
>white thigh-highs
>sweater
Literally the perfect outfit.

>>16439531
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife
>A grey haired, scarred salamander with one eye whose never lost a fight in her life thanks to her skill with the blade.
>A slim kunoichi who has a variety of techniques and lightning quick speeds and is easily embarrassed by looking into her eyes.
>Musclezumi, who is your hotblooded rival/childhood friend who secretly wants to show you she's the strongest before she can propose to you.

Can you come out on top and acquire the belt, the prize money, and a wife or two?

Can you

>>16439543
>the vast majority of the audience doesn't give a shit about fighting and just enjoys watching the girls inevitably give in to seducing/seduction in either aggressive rapey ways or cute-but-still-rapey ways

>>16439555
>>A slim kunoichi who has a variety of techniques and lightning quick speeds and is easily embarrassed by looking into her eyes.
Cute!

>>16439555
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife

Sounds like Macho Cow, Candy Ravage.

Or Ice Cold Milk Austina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo

>>16439561
Yep, to beat her you need to match, if not beat, her speed so that you can lock eyes and pull down her mask for a kiss

>>16439562
She's a good girl.

>>16439555
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife
What about being a mother? Surely that goes with being a wife, because I might just have to make her a mother on the field there.

>>16439562
Oh god don't start this because I will fucking take it way too far
>Macho Cow, Candy Ravage
>MOO YEEEAH! Maacho Cow, gonna make 'em all feel the wrath of the hammer, nyeeah, ain't nobody-

WEEEEEEELL

ITS THE BIG OOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/ZLazJKggCd0

>>16439583
Well yeah but she's not expecting to have daughterus, she's not cute after all.
Which is sad because she even learned to knit and made her cousin's daughter a onsie when she was a baby that said "Moommy's little girl"

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, master your fists so that none may stand before you and so that you can make cheesy attack names you can use to defeat monster girls in the Demon Realm Tournament.

Like Spirit Gun or Wolf Fang Fist.

No Erupting, Burning Finger though, that one's been taken.

>>16439605
I call mine the Pork Pillar

>>16439566
>and pull down her mask for a kiss
That's the same thing as a marriage proposal to Kunoichi, I don't know if she would be able to handle it.

>>16439589
>A giant Red Oni swaggers in with a massive iron Kanabo resting on her shoulder.
>Stops every now and then as she walks down the ramp to flex, or take a swig of sake.
>Young men holding up misspelled signs that suggest they're offering themselves as sex slaves to her.

>>16439594
I'm gonna call her cute while groping her tits and cumming inside her.

>>16439605
I'd just go full Lanfan and strip in front of my enemies and go kyaaa is someone attacked me.

>>16439614
Of course not.
She'd stammer, blush, have steam pouring from her ears, and then collapse in a heap because she's been thoroughly defeated.

Baby making will be mandatory.

>>16439611
Kinda self explanatory isn't it?

>>16439619
Anon please, a pure girl like this isn't used to those things.
She may start crying tears of joy.

>>16439623
Well, confusion and misdirection are all part of battle...

>>16439630
Well if it's mandatory then there better be private spaces for such a thing.

>>16439635
There are.
It's called the showers, her room, and The winners penthouse where you will be able to live for a month, complete with free meals three times a day.

>no Russian jinko grappler to take me after pinning me when she gets a whiff of my sweaty boner

>>16439630
Well she had better get used to things like this because I'm gonna make sure to call her cute and tell her I love her everyday, usually during sex. Actually I kind of hope she doesn't get used to it so that I can call her doubly cute from her reaction. There's also going to be plenty of ab licking while telling her I love her muscly self and that I want to lift with her which will inevitably lead to sweaty shower sex.

>>16439618
>Big O and Candy Ravage going at it
>total slugfest, real brawl with hammer on Kanabo
>Getting down to the wire, both struggling to stand
>The lights suddenly go out
>GONG...

>>16439643
>three meals a day
Asylum seekers in my country get four meals a day and spending money for spices and ingredients if they don't want to eat what's provided. P'Orcfugees welcome!
>>16439657
Dammit I can hear the gong.

>>16439643
So I would get all of that along with a cute Kunoichi wife?

Now that's just amazing!

>It's a musclegirl wrestler episode
what a time to be alive

>>16439683
More like
>It's a "pro-wrestler Monster Girl tries to become a serious actress but can only get a role as the super villain Black Eve" episode
At least Wurm "The Wurm" Wurmsdottir is happy now.

>>16439605
I've decided on 'Nail Gun', and nothing will change that.

>>16439605
Simmering, Fizzling Knuckle

>>16439665
I want to tell her she's cute

Alright, flipside from last thread, now an ancient evil/powerful yandere has made an announcement to the world that they're going to kill/destroy your waifu. How do you and your waifu react?

>>16439771
>Take a number, skank
It's just another day in paradise.

>You will never get to meet a demon princess

>>16439773
Who is this skank-slaying woman that fells ancient evils like its Tuesday?! You've intrigued me.

>>16439780
She's just this girl, you know?

>>16439783
O-oh. I need to think of higher stakes for future questions it seems.

>>16439771
Tigers have been known to kill with a sing swipe, even comparably sized predators like lions in some cases. My guess is she wouldn't even finish the sentence before catching a huge jinko paw to the neck. Hell of a mess.

>>16439786
That would be unfair to other people.

Quick, I need stories with romance so fucking lovey dovey and sweet it'll give me diabetes and cut my legs off.

It's important.

>>16439787
single*

>>16439774
>Meet Mari's daughteru
>Beaten up by a bear plushie
>Meet Lani
>Beaten up by wurms
>Meet Mari
>Beaten up by a tentacle
>Meet Victoria
>Beaten up by dullahans, beaten up by paladins, beaten up by cultists
>Meet Ilassa
>Told to beat her up with a whip
>Meet Selene
>Beaten up with a sword that somehow beats up instead of chopping up
>Meet Druella
>Beaten off

>>16439269
I like to imagine my hellhound waifu wears a long, silky black dress.

>>16439771
>Oh honey please, you get these all the time as a ruler. Don't you worry your cute little head.

Noticeably more calm than when they were threatening me, though I'd personally do whatever I could to help out/stay vigilant.

>>16439792
I don't think anyone is writing that saccharine.

>>16439792
Gimme a hook, or shall I spitball more stuff about that childhood-friend demon turned girlfriend?

>>16439795
These lilims all seem violent

>>16439506
Abs are love. I'm somewhat tempted to commission ittla to do me an abstastic tomboy hellhound.

But I have more important things to spend my money on. Like new guns and ammo for said guns.

>>16439804
Renault is a good girl who wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>16439807
Raifu is laifu, anon. But an Ittla commission is interesting, because of the excellent abs that artist draws. How much for a commission

>>16439809
of course she wouldn't, she's a car

>Gonna jerk it to a happy sex doujin.
>Lose the will to fap and just burst into tears.

How is your waifu doing, anonymous?
Are you making her happy?

>>16439821
She's busy not existing but last I wrote about her she was trying to make another baby with my self-insert.

>>16439813
I just ordered a new AR15 and just sold my old one. Need to pay that credit card bill.

It's $20 for monochrome sketches, $30 for color, and $50 for full color, plus $25 for additional characters.

I want a kikimora farmhand that talks with a thick drawl, wears straw hats with overalls, and loves to bake pies with berries she hand picks when they are in season.

>>16439792
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U
http://pastebin.com/L8sQ3bZj
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy
http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB , http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx , http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF
http://pastebin.com/kNWUtssR
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
http://pastebin.com/RSuHJces

Have at it.

>>16439825
Seems fairly reasonable.
I just got an FAL, gonna go hog hunting (not related to P'Orcs) next month.
Pic related, Elves with FALs

>>16439828
Thanks, Anon. If I could give you a hug, I would.

>>16439795
>Beaten up with a sword that somehow beats up instead of chopping up
How does that work

>>16439831
>tfw FALs are banned in Canada
If you have grandfathered status you can get them, I've seen surplus L1A1s for like $1k. Shit sucks.

>>16439842
Its wielded by a dull-ahan.
>hits blunt

>>16439842
Demon realm sliver
Selene's sword is stated to be made of the stuff.
>no friendly fight with the warrior lilim.

>>16439860
>Silver

>>16439860
>Wanting a fight with lilimpachi

>>16439873
Lilimpachi Mishima?

I want to help my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru put on their latex hoods! They'll look really cute with only their eyes and mouths showing. We'll also put on their latex stockings and opera gloves and then play-wrestle on the bed just like real wrestlers!

Liches are for bending over and ravaging their cold plump butts on their work table.

>>16439826
>"Master, I reckon it'll be dark soon. Why don' I go'an git the Holsts in an you kin relax till supper?"

>>16439894
>she will never greet you in the morning with a "How're you now?"

>>16439892
>"Anon, you are disrupting my work"

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16439894
>"Mornin', y'all!"
>Look around, no one else is there
>She was just talking to you And the daughters she was hoping you'd fill her with in your morning quickie.

>>16439901
>Anon this is highly inconvenient
>You aren't stopping
>I can't keep a steady hand like this
>Are you listening?
>My mind is going, anon
>I can feel it
>Harder!

>Your husbando a shit.
>A shiiiiiit!

>>16439910
>tfw gothloli isn't a thing anymore, and incan gothloli was never a thing

>>16439910
>The guy that routinely draw tittymonsters and oppai lolis fucking shotas also got a BUDGET adaption of one of his ecchi works
How does he do it?

>>16439910
Why are that titty dragon and that loli dragon fighting?

>>16439933
kyoani finds a way (and they're desperate for at least half-decent material to adapt since they stopped taking outside work)

>>16439937
They're just playing

>>16439933
I don't care as long as they keep pouring money on him. I need more brown foxes

>>16439940
What brown fox?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how lewd is your waifu on average?

>>16439892
Liches are all ner-

>>16439949
6 on some days.
12 on others.

>>16439944

>>16439951
>MG fitness "nerds"
Bruh.

>>16439953
What act of sluttery is this?

>>16439953
oh golly

>>16439949
6 most of the time, with a 9 during mating season.

>>16439951
Hold on a minute, how do Liches sweat?
>>16439955
That does sound pretty hot, provided it also extends past the gamer thing.

>>16439957
Someone should really crop that manga panel since it's becoming a meme

>>16439902
The holstaurus tirelessly posted, thread after thread. She hoped that her actions would influence the subconscious minds of anons browsing this thread.

If they think about me, she thought, maybe they'll like me more! Her chest throbbed at the idea. Someday, she wouldn't have to milk herself.

>>16439968
She went through the effort of reactivating her sweat glands just for you.

>>16439949
My waifu is too complex for such a simple scale anon! If I had to place her though, I'd say she ranges from 2 to 10 because sometimes she's perfectly pure and innocent except she's wearing a latex catsuit, and other times she's full on horny Kobold in heat on a full moon in a latex catsuit.

Averaging that out I guess she's a 6, maybe a little less considering the times that she's not being lewd at all and wearing normal people clothes.

>>16439986
How goes the commissions KDF?

>>16439994
Pretty good anon! It's been three days since my last contact with the artist though, but that last communication was me giving the all clear on the final sketch and the go-ahead for coloring.

I'm trying to control my impatience but it's hard. I'll probably get in contact if I don't hear anything by the weekend.

>>16439983
Cute

>>16439949
On AVERAGE? Probably a 7. But it obviously differs from place to place and situation to situation.


Also, progress continues on the recolor masking for Demon. So far I've got the skin, horns, hair, eyes, and tattoos masked up. I'll finish the Drow-color scheme once I get everything masked and My own waifu's colorscheme finished.

>>16439949
Don't know whether it's lewdness or just being cheeky.

Most likely a combination of both.

>>16439892
Be really careful if you decide to bully a Lich. A lot of what seems like easy banter can backfire on you quickly.

>Sex isn't research!

Sex research has produced some incredibly enlightening and informative results, and there are plenty of famous sex researchers. Masters, Johnson, and Kinsley are three.

>That's all Psychology. It's not real science.

Adolf Butenandt won a Nobel Prize for his work with sex hormones. Margret Mead published one of her most famous Ethnographies on sexual behavior in American Samoa. Lots of disciplines investigate sex in some form, including medicine. You have no idea what research she's doing.

>Your peer reviewed study is unreproducable!

If she's an academic and has published any major studies, she either knows them by heart or has the journal article framed somewhere in her tower. She could show you why that isn't true.

>Why are you so quiet all the time?

Disconnecting her soul from her body lets her be perfectly objective. It's a useful research tool.

>How is that going to actually help?

It could shield her against cognitive biases.

>You didn't use a control group for that last study!

Natural Experiments don't need a control groups to yield useful data.

If you really want to bully her, submit lots of papers to BAH Fest in her name until one of them is accepted. Then she'll have to get on stage and make a speech about her research while everyone is laughing.

>>16439976
Here you go, fag.

>>16440014
So that's your waifu anon? She's a cutie!

>>16440014
Will you make an album of Demon color alts?

>>16440018
It's as though she wants to be impregnated.

>>16440026
Hooo! Recognition! Yes, though there's still much work to be done! I'll have to jerryrig up and fit a contract seal somewhere on the lower abdomen as well and make it look natural, along with some more color changes obviously, but that's a pretty close idea. Thank you very much!

>>16440029
I don't see why not! Once it's all completely masked and I can go over it with a fine toothed comb, I'll open up to suggestions based on each area and fiddle with it. Figure I could do some semi-reference recolors like Morrigan or Asteroth or things like that.

>>16439506
There is absolutely no better combo than girly girls with girly lingerie with abs.

>>16440014
>>16440041
This is the tall leggy one that has the small castle and stuff right? Askin all the questions about people's waifu's jobs and stuff?
Youre the one who kinda kicked off all this recent demon discussion

>>16440041
That pic is making me imagine my waifu using body paint that reacts to blacklight like that.
The semen stains in the room would probably turn her on even more.

>>16440033
So you're stepping up to help her with her research on male potency and undead fertility? good for you.

>>16440099
Yes, that's her. Another constant lurker? And nooo, a bunch of people talked about Demons!

>>16440114
>Taking your waifu to a lewd, raunchy rave with neon bodypaint and blacklights
Heck yes.
>spoiler
She secretly makes it her mission to turn the room white by blacklight by the end of the month

I want to get strong enough to be able to surprise princess carry my waifu

Do you have any silly goals you're working towards for your waifu?

>>16440124
Well if by "lewd rave" you mean "our room" then yes.
And given what she and I did on the ceiling, I'd say we're already on our way there.

>>16440127
Getting back in shape.

I walk into a bar in MGC and offer my virginity to the first girl who shows herself worth marrying. Who do I end up with?

>>16439897
reminds me of this
https://webmshare.com/69AVB

>>16440127
This >>16440132

>>16440134
Congrats on becoming a werewolf biker gang's shared husband anon.

Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book

>>16440128
Annalise-chan!
She probably prefers just staying with you, no one else involved, huh? Cuute~

>>16440127
Buying my first house so I can actually comfortably splurge on stuff related to her a bit

>>16440134
Kesaran Pasaran drug dealer. She lives a life of crime, but never gets caught.

>>16440134
Congratulations! You are now being carried away by a strong tall oni who's claimed you as her husband.

>>16440144
I'd fill her with pearls of great price.

>>16440144
Heresy! Your book is not holy!

Be gone demon!

>>16440144
>pale skin
>white hair
>plump spadetail

Hidden lilim?

>>16440144
Hello,
My name is Sister Grant,
It's a book about Lescatie a long long time ago

>>16440018
>her research papers read less like an organized instruction list and more like self insert erotica

>>16440155
>People forgot about Dark Priests.
This bodes poorly.

>>16439873
I was thinking kenpachi fro bleach

>>16440144
Sister, I will jump right off the stage and into your arms the second I graduate.
You just gotta wait a few more months.

>>16440160
I sure hope they didn't, especially since the name of her species is in the file name.

>>16440158
>>16440144
I was hoping for a full Book of Mormon cover.

Is 2nd person the preferred point of view or something? It seems like all the stories I see here are meant to be self-insert.

I'm not complaining btw. Just curious.

>>16440160
I didn't forget, I'm just wondering why nobody seems to mention she's the spitting image of a Lilim.

>>16440178
Honestly, its tradition more than anything else. 'Anon' has starred in more greentext stories than can be counted across 4chan.
Its also a comfortable way of writing that can kinda mask up some writing deficiencies that a more mundane, unpracticed writefag might not be prepared to handle.
There are some stories written in a different perspective or with actual named main characters, and a few that are even written entirely from the MG's perspective that are great. The succubus x Paladin one in particular is well done.

>>16440184
Because she lacks other characteristics of a Lilim.
Pleasure Tattoos for one.

>>16440191
Her left leg looks pretty inked.

>>16440194
Anon, that's a chain and a sock.

>>16440145
>>16440128
>Interview-ruler-demon keeps pestering and popping up to question childhood-friend-turned-girlfriend demon

>>16440197
Up further, on her outer thigh and flank

Why are demons so perfect?
What is it about these lewd, lovey dovey wife-baits that defys all laws of quality and make it impossible to rank them using any kind of actual system?

Its like they've had the game rigged in their favor from the start.

Dayum/10 would summon and make a contract with.

>>16440159
>Did you really publish this? It reads like self insert erotica.

>Yes. I wrote it that way for accuracy.

>Oh right. You physically inserted yourself into the study as part of the experiment. Can you reproduce it?

>Of course.

>Prove it.

>>16440197
Her thigh

>>16440203
>its like they've had the game rigged in their favor from the start

>sweatingdemon.jpg
>What a silly thing to say anon! You're so silly sometimes, h-haha!

>>16440204
>She wants the peer-review

>>16440202
>>16440205
Whoops, I'm stupid.

>>16440207
Find me a Perfect Tier Waifu or I tell the Tanukis.

>>16440207
But, Demon-chan. Your race has scored impossibly well on all the routine tests.

>Compatibility
>Appearence
>Perks
>Loyalty
>Loveliness

Perfection is merely an ideal reserved for God. So how is it that you managed to score perfectly in every catagory?

Are you hiding some kind of secret technique?

>>16440211
What are some Lich pickup lines?

"I like my girls like Alfred Nobel. Smart, dead, and so dynamite they're almost annoyed with it."

>>16440215
>Fine, but you're gonna have to sign here first.

>>16440224
aye bby you a graveyard girl? because i'd like to bury myself in you.

>>16440225
Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

I'm not sure why you want me to sign your thighs and chest, though.

>>16440184
For starters, Dark Priests aren't as popular (or at least mentioned as often) as the other members of the Succubus family, so their characteristics aren't as likely to be noticed.
Additionally, aside from a few coincidental physical similarities and both being Succubi, they share basically nothing in common. Dark Priests don't nearly have as much power, and would much rather grab a husband and hide away in Pandemonium with him than go out on numerous corruption campaigns.

>>16440229
I think you and I have Inorganic Chemistry together.

Are you a coffin? Because eventually I'm going to be inside of you.

>>16440223
>A~non~kun, you know the only thing we refer to with a capital G around me ends with '-spot', right?
>Coincidentally, that '-spot' also might have something to do with this so called 'secret technique', and for the price of a waterfont pen and some handwriting, I could show you how to get there~

>>16440230
>Think of it as... 'extra notarization'
>But for the last part, I'm gonna need you to switch 'pens'

>>16440232
I understand they are different than Lilims. Thats why I'm asking why they got drawn like them, when lilims are supposed to be the only ones who get the pale skin/white hair combo.

"Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To Waifu this thing called "Lich."

Electric word, Lich.
It means perfection and that's a mighty great thing."

>>16440250
But I'm here to tell you!
There's something else.
Phylactery.
A gem of never ending happiness.
You can always see her cum, day or night.

>>16440239
I wouldn't call the example given in the encyclopedia "pure white" hair, especially when side-by-side with the Lilim artwork. It's definitely closer to a shade of green.

>>16440261
Well, its not like the lilims are all the same shade of pale and white anyway.

>>16440237
Alright then, as a judge of the Monster Girl Ranking Association, it is my duty to insure that the ranking process is fair, so I will investigate this "spot" I even have a pen right here, however its a fountain pen.

Oh drat, it seems that the damn thing refuses to scratch even a single letter. Maybe its clogged with gunk, would you mind helping me clean it out?

Dark Priests are the lewdest species of the Succubus family

>They pray daily to the most perverted god while having sex
>They are into bukkake, facial and other messy fetishes
>They want to go to Pandemonium to have sex 24/7in stopped time
>They dress like rape bait nuns

Lilims WISH they could be this lewd

>>16439933
what guy? onitengu? arekishi? What adaption?

I want to go to London, find a nice mad hatter to settle down with

>>16440274
kyoushinsa, anime adapted from Maid Dragon. >>16440268
You know what Lilims don't wish for? Being in the "who remember them" tier.
>>16440285
Mad hatter look so delightful, if only slapstickstrike made a doujin about them. Sure body wise a bit vanilla but their appeal is their sweet talk.

>>16440266
>C-clean out all the... gunk... pen is... backed up huh?
>Fuck it. Yes. Yes I will. Please lean back. Close your eyes. This is the most efficient pen cleaning position, trust me... I'll clean every last bit of gunk out...

And that's how the Demons continue to get the highest marks in Monster Girl rankings.

>>16440285
>Not going to Japan and finding a nice fox
>Not going to greece and drinking with the wine goats
>Not going to America and finding a shy rattlesnake lamia.
>Not going to spain and snagging a minotaur in the bull run.
>not going to the arctic and finding a polar grizzly

>>16440294
It'd be pretty funny if there was a Doujin or Greentext about a Succubus who visits a guy in bed without knowing how excited he'd be.

"HOLY SHIT! MY WAIFU IS REAL!"

>>16440300
>Fufu, now lets wake him up and get started-
>HOLY SHIT MY WAIFU IS REAL!
>Aaaah FUCK its one of these guys...

Which Waifu would most enjoy joining me on a huge quest to escape this awful Earth and get somewhere like Gensokyo?

>>16440291
Lilims have a hard time finding a husband and carry the burden of being the Overlord's daughters
Dark Priests might be ignored but they can just walk up to any anon, seduce him and live a happy life

You'd be lying if you said you wouldn't fuck a Dark Priest, and once you fuck her you'll fall in love and marry her

>>16440299
>Shy rattlesnake lamia
That sounds kinda fun.

>>16440299
What kind of Monsters would I find in Germany?

>>16440299
>Not going to America and finding a shy rattlesnake lamia.
This makes me wonder what Native American style MGs would be like
>Only rape you as much as they need to, never more
>Neat tribal tatoos
>Names like Sits on Dick
>Sweat lodges
>Badass hide clothes and stuff

>>16440347
>Sits on Dick
Having a real laugh thanks

>>16440340
>Google animals native to Germany
>Fat dormice
kek

>>16440323
>Monster girls actually know to make a portal
>But it's only one way and they are scared of Earth
>One of them does the unspeakable and jumps in a portal she created
>She finds (you)
>Earth is just as bad as she thought
>She wants to go back to her homeland with you
>You go together on a huge quest all over the world to gather the last little bit of magic left in this world to build a portal back

You better make sure no one takes her away from you and that you protect her smile no matter what

>>16440203
They're the most naturally described beings able to function as a switch
Most other girls are pretty standard 'starts as a dom but becomes a sub' but since Demons are a bit more cognizant and scheming when it comes to how they choose a husband they're less ruled by instinct and more by their own choices
The contract is an interesting and just-vague-enough mechanic to spark alot of fun headcanon too, and its unique compared to other monstergirls who have varying flavors of 'rapes you then falls in love'
Because of this Demons can always have that little bit of allure, even once they're comfortable with you, to keep you thinking 'okay but wait, there's something else she's plotting here...' and the mystery of that is thrilling and exciting. And lends them more to stuff like the whole playing completely innocent while giving you a tailjob or being 'accidentally' hyper-lewd in public.

tl;dr they're really fucking clever, maybe not as 'intelligent' as liches but when it comes to knowing what to do to get you aroused and keep you aroused they have the most potential

>>16440352
Fat-bottomed Dormice.

I envy you.

>>16440347
Griffon clothing.

So I was looking up Animals native to different countries and had the thought that there are animals that are native to several continents such as foxes, wolves, deer etc. Would this mean that there are regional variants of monstergirls conventionally thought to be native to certain regions like Kitsune are to not-japan? What kind of regional variant differences would you expect between species?

>>16440375
Kitsune in america would probably be way rougher and more cunning than their more regal japanese counterparts.

>>16440380
British fox could either be posh as fuck or bin raiding hobos

>>16440385
Arctic Kitsune would be graceful and fluffy but real ice-queens

>>16440353
Major governments aren't going to care about a weird looking but not overtly dangerous girl running around the world with an American who doesn't have a criminal record. My Waifu would be someone relatively human looking, so she wouldn't be a target for experimentation like an Ushi-Oni or someone super inhuman. It's possible other groups will try to capture us though. At least it doesn't take a lot of magic to make science slightly more cooperative.

>>16440347
I have something relevant.

>>16440380
>more cunning
I'd expect the opposite, actually. Less trickery and more slapping your shit until they liberate your cock from your pants. Figuratively slapping, that is, though I suppose some tanuki tactics wouldn't be beneath them either.

>>16440397
Foxes are crafty bastards anon. They don't seem the type to go for full frontal attacks.
If I'm remembering right, the Mexican equivalent of the Trickster Coyote is a Fox.

>>16440405
>Foxes are crafty bastards anon. They don't seem the type to go for full frontal attacks.
But 'Murrica. It's not like they're lacking firepower, either.

I totally just imagined one hiring a bunch of delinquent MG to assault you so she could come to your rescue and look cool only for this to blow up some time later when the delinquents decide they want a piece and she has no intention to share.

How the bear lost her tail: a folklore story from Elfland.

The Bear was making porridge, when the Fox came to visit. The Bear wouldn't give the Fox any, and the Fox was right miffed. She did however have some friendly advice to her neighbor regardless:
>Butter up your tail, climb up on the roof beam and let the butter drip in from above
So said the Fox. The Bear, being a bimbo of exceeding silliness, did as instructed, and as the Bear's tail dripped into the porridge, it caught fire from the cauldron and got burnt.
Hence the stub.

>>16440353
I don't think I could fight off and outwit that many people.

>>16440410
Foxes would be more Guerilla fighters than anything anon, American or not.

>So what experience do you have, Mr. Ymous? Why should we hire YOU?
Come on anon, don't screw this one up, you could finally stay indoors all night, to use a fork and knife!

>Watching random clips of new Justice League cartoon
>Sudden Demon Club
>Complete with qt Oni and Succubus waitresses
Neat. Thanks DC.

>>16440454
Care to share?

>>16440388
If she is one of the more tame species you'll definitely be able to go around without much trouble
People might try to hit on her because of her monstrous charm though so be ready to defend her

>>16440417
Don't underestimate the power of love

>>16440443
Because I need the money.

>>16440514
This is how you get hired as an eye candy secretary who's only here to serve coffee and please the real workers
You need the money right?

>>16440496
Can see a couple wandering around at about 45 seconds into this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAsiYMrO7bg

>>16440533
Yes, and I have nothing of value to bring to the workplace at all.

>>16440536
Enjoy getting your ass slapped, your crotch molested and your dignity trampled
You'll be doing a lot of overtime with the boss in particular

>>16439263
Satyros is my spirit animal.

>>16440584
At least I'll feel wanted.

>>16439269
The Iconic wight dres with a high-elven twist.

>>16440592
They don't care about you, only your body! You're completely replaceable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3gmOwR7ToA
Can't watch it due to cringe reflex. Tell me how bad it is.

>>16439771
I use my network of ghosts and spirits to track down whoever said it and have them possessed in their sleep. From there I take them to a mindflayer and have their identity replaced.

>>16440622
Is this the video of cosplayers fighting?

>>16440622
It looks really great, anon. You should definitelly watch it!

>>16440622
Pretty decent Dark Valkyrie there.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484909701318.webm
Imagine finding a (fully grown) scylla that's this adorable.

>>16440621
I'm used to it.

>>16440621
That's why you get married off as soon as you can.

>>16440622
Not as bad as it could be.

Talking of cringe inducing stuff, take a fat kobold. http://bubblesofrinia.tumblr.com/post/155667413317/tfw-you-dont-know-if-theyve-been-gone-for-ten

>>16440622
>3dpd dressing up and crying "Please don't make me obsolete!"
2017, genetic modification and AI can't come soon enough.

>>16440651
>>16440653
I don't mean to alarm you anons but you sound like women in our world from fifty years ago.

>>16440621
Wish someone cared about my body.

>>16440658
>>3dpd dressing up and crying "Please don't make me obsolete!"
>Genetic modification
Wouldn't they be doing exactly that then? Preventing themselves from becoming obsolete, as you put it?

>>16440661
Your waifu does I guess.

>>16440660
Yes, and?

>>16440660

>>16440674
you beat me to it

>>16440622
They can't dance.

Nothing too special about that. They're not especially more cringy than any normal bad dancer would be because of the outfits.

>>16440668
>the only person who wants me exists nowhere but my head
Ahahaha. Haha. Aaah.

>>16440660
At least woman have their bodies if they have nothing else.

>>16440658
It's not that anon.

Plenty of girls are genuinely fans of MGE. Some are bi and like that MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape and others get off on the corruption aspect and either like the thought of being a dominant woman or taking the submissive route.

>>16440667
I'm talking about cultivated beings, anon. I don't know much about genetic modification, but I assume the technology to change yourself once you're a fully grown adult it far in the future.

>>16440679
She is in your heart too I guess.

>>16440686
Right...

I'm not sure that a "Cultivated Being" would fall under that though.

>>16440687
Reminds me of an idea I had. How would you handle it if your canine MG, be they Kobold or Werewolf or more, got Heartwurms?
Heartwurms are not fatal but they do sometimes have technoraves in her heart and bounce around like flubber.

>>16440685
Truth. I know a girl who self inserts as the monsters.

>>16440693
Anon, I'm sorry to say this but I'm 99% sure that you have brainwurms.

>>16440698
I had an Ex who was into the MGE and MGs in general.

Fox Girls being her absolute favorite.

>>16440702
I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD!

>>16440709
Thanks sexy doc

>>16440692
How wouldn't cultivating a creature in a lab by modifying their genetic structure be consiered genetic modification?

>>16440685
>Some are bi and like that MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape
But they are.

>>16440698
Two girls I used to know were into them, one liked aquatic girls and wanted to fuck a Nereid, the other wanted to be a Nekomata.

Girls are just as lewd as guys, if not more so at times so it's no surprise that there would be some fans out there.

>>16440716
Very loosely they are. A huge portion of the MGs are pretty psyched on corruption.

>>16440717
>wanted to fuck a Nereid
B-but that's forbidden love!

>>16440716
Most will gladly fuck a woman to get rid of their sexual frustration if they don't have a man.
They will throw her out after of course but it helps corrupt them and get rid of that itch while they're at it.

>>16440721
Well firstly, vampire and a handful of the demon family are all that come to mind. Secondly, that's never going to be a permanent thing. It's akin to pump and dump only now you're better and expected to find a dick of your own. It'll never turn into a relationship.

>>16440728
>>16440725
You really think that's how it would go, either in reality or that girl's headcanon? She wants her waifu just as much as you do anon.

>>16440722
What, not even gonna post the Elf-Gun?

>>16440728
"Well firstly", I never mentioned anything about relationships or permanency, so no idea where that's coming from. Secondly, its way more than a handful of Demon Species. Many of the profiles describe what happens when the MG encounters a human woman. In fact almost all of them.

>>16440731
>not even gonna post the Elf-Gun?
Eugh, fine.

>>16440728
>Well firstly, vampire and a handful of the demon family are all that come to mind.
Like half the profiles comment on what a monster girl will do if they come across a human woman. Others likely don't bother because there's nothing special about how they do their corruption.
>>16440731
>either in reality
Probably.
>or that girl's headcanon?
Head canon is headcanon at the end of the day. People out there have all kinds of wacky ideas and as long as it's not being used to shitpost here it does no harm.

I need FAT FOX FUNBAGS please

>>16440748
Fat enough?

>>16440753
I could go further, although that fox would be getting molested.

>>16440734
>"Well firstly"
Getting a bit pissy there anon?
>so no idea where that's coming from.
I probably derived the notion from the fact that literally all of MGE is built around waifus, permanency and relationships. Maybe, just a hunch.
>its way more than a handful of Demon Species
Look I'm not going to go through the entire fucking encyclopedia but I just went through the catalog and of the first ten down not one mentions having sex with women. I think the onus is on you here.

>>16440717
>>16440685
Huh. I always thought monstergirls were mostly a guy thing and that women only really liked them in a platonic way.

>>16440765
Even MGQ had a dyke who wanted the Granberry.

>>16440765
Nope. Despite the prevalence of 3DPD and Tumblrite memes, there are girls who just want a lewd waifu too, or even want to be a lewd waifu.

Or both.

>>16440764
out of the ones you claimed to have read alone.

Amazoness
Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness

Anubis
>Additionally, they also afflict human female intruders with the above written "mummy curse" as well. In the case that a woman is afflicted with the curse, the effects are not temporary as they are with men. Instead, the woman will then be changed into a "mummy", and become a subordinate to the anubis.

Apophis
>self explanatory

I too don't feel like looking any more.

>Have low self esteem and body image issues
>Get seduced by monster girls anyway
>End up going out with a nice Zombie
>She is extremely proud of having me as her lover
>Keeps talking about how beautiful and kind I am
>Marry her within a year
>She learns housewife skills
>Get in shape thanks to her healthy meals and a lot of sex with her
>Get over my issues thanks to her
>Years of happy marriage later she becomes a Wight
>We move into an undead kingdom which she now owns
>Realize I went from being a depressed loser to a litteral King
>Ask her what I can do to repay for everything she has done for me
>She just wants to see me smile
>Though she wouldn't mind twin daughters

>>16440808
We even have fanart depicting that second one now.

>>16440810
>>Though she wouldn't mind twin daughters
Well, that's really not within your power now, is it?

Helps if you've a family history of twins though, like I do.

>>16440810
I don't think you're awarded royalties just because your waifu leveled up, but idk.

>>16440827
>tfw the fastest way from rags to riches is actually the Khepri pit

>>16440796
I want to be the lewd husbando.
Sign me up for heart motifs and walking around in a fundoshi at gatherings.

>>16440808
>Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness
Fair enough, I must have passed over this
>"mummy curse"
Not sex
>Apophis
A bite isn't sex.

So you've found one.

>>16440819
It's by saying stuff like this that you end up in a rape cave

>>16440827
A full kingdom might be much but I'm sure freshly unborn Wights receive a lot of support from the other high level undeads she joins
She can build a kingdom herself anyway

>>16440842
The Khepri pit is the best

>>16440842
>>16440855
I think the Anubi better come up with a new punishment because it seems like the Khepri are more of a reward than anything.

>>16440764
>Look I'm not going to go through the entire fucking encyclopedia but I just went through the catalog and of the first ten down not one mentions having sex with women. I think the onus is on you here.
Tentacle.
>Since they are monsters, their love is absolutely directed toward men, but when they see a woman, they think something like "she could become more wonderful if she had a look of ecstasy on her face". And then they just crawl their tentacles all over the woman's body igniting the tentacle's instinct. By the time they realize it, they have made a monster go wild with passion, and made a new married couple. It seems going out of control after immersing a human woman in pleasure and changing her into a monster is something that is considered embarrassing according to their personality, and it's something that is presently of concern to them.
Mummy.
>Another thing, they are also known to attack women as well, and in that case, the woman would have all the spirit energy of her body sucked out, and would end up becoming a “mummy” herself. Women transformed into mummies in this way are the same as other mummies.
Mucus Toads but only if provoked.
>In slight doses, their mucus will only incite sexual desire, but if a human woman ingests a large amount of it, it may cause monsterization. They aren't a race that actively assaults women, but should someone insult or inflict harm on them or their husband, they will exhibit their natural sticky disposition and attempt to rub large amounts of mucus into the woman's body and inside their mouth with their slimy tongue.
Satyros.
>Additionally, they sometimes also get involved with human women. As in the case of men, they get women pleasantly drunk with alcohol, the sound of their flute, and their sweet words, and seduce them into having sex. Without exception women who fall into their hands are instilled with a taste for sex and alcohol. No matter how proper the lady, the uninhibited desire for sex and pleasure hidden within will be made to blossom. Women who come to know the numbing pleasure of sex and alcohol will usually then become followers of Bacchus, and some among them will also receive the blessing of Bacchus and transform into “satyros”
Ones that came to mind.

>>16440864
Sex stockades.

>>16440849
Thats great, but I was talking about corruption, not just sex.

see >>16440721

>>16440864
Thrown at the Sandworms?
Don't they have alligator pits over there or is that just a movie thing?

>A mythical island
>populated by tail-less manticores...
>manxicores
>no tailpussy...
>some myths aren't worth pursuing

>>16440868
Got any more? Don't forget that your claim was and I quote "Almost all"

4/200~ doesn't come close to almost all.

>>16440888
Don't pretend that guy is me.

>>16440888
I think you're the only one pretending MG's wont target human women.

>>16440876
No, we're talking about rape. The post I responded to said MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape. And I said they are. Corruption =/= rape. That you want to go on an easier defended tangent isn't my business. I agree, a handful of profiles have added corruption I don't think it's most, but a larger potion do than the portion of MGs who rape women.

>>16440883
Why would you make such a thing?

>>16440883
I want an island full of rapey Mermaids, but as you said some myths are not worth pursuing

>>16440888
Nigga I'm not the one who said almost all. I was just posting ones that come to mind since "only vampire and the demon family" is ignoring canon.

Not saying you have to like it but it's a thing.

>>16440896
Not for a proper long term relationship. KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened. The most you'll get is a monstergirl allowing her rug to be munched in the middle of a dick drought.

And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting? Might as well just make a new yuri-friendly setting at that point.

Would scaley clawed girls be good at cuddling?

>>16440947
depends on the manner of scales and claws.

>>16440917
I'm not denying its existence I'm denying its supposed frequency.

>>16440928
>Not for a proper long term relationship.
Did anyone say it was? You're arguing with something that no one mentioned in the first place.
>KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened
For relationships, fucking happens all the time.
>The most you'll get is a monstergirl allowing her rug to be munched in the middle of a dick drought.
Doesn't even have to be a drought. More along the lines of "oh I'm feeling horny and there's no man here right this second" or "she looks like she would make a nice monster girl."

Of course if they're married those thoughts would never occur unless her and the husband were into MFF threesomes.
>And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting?
The thread does it all the time.

>>16440947
I'd say yes
Sahuagins are pretty good cuddlers for example

>>16440952
Sharks are great cuddlers as well but they have a bad tendency of nibbling on you during cuddles so that might ruin it

>>16440959
All the points you address only feed back into my last one. Sure, it doesn't have to be a real relationship. Sure, it can be a pump and dump. Sure, it could be about convenience. But far from your claim, literally every single profile details what it's like to have that MG take you for a husband. That is the whole point of MGE.

So I ask again, why headcanon something into a setting that is fundamentally opposed to it? Why not just make your own yuri setting?

>Spoiler
The thread does things against the profile, like sub-hounds, but I've yet to see the thread push anything that flies in the face of the encyclopedia as a whole.

Kehehehe...

>>16440979
Whether you like it or not, its already in the setting.

>>16440989
sex hair

>>16440997
Full on yuri relationships are not in the setting, fibber.

>>16440928
>KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened.
He said it was rare, and that was all. "Basically never happens" is pure inference. KC's word on the matter begins and ends with "It's Rare".

>And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting? Might as well just make a new yuri-friendly setting at that point.
Are you really so against women wanting to have waifus too? Not to mention how utterly pointless such a venture would be. If it were just a repeat of all the things in the MGE, barring the "Girls like-liking girls is rare" bit, then it would just be a rip-off, and not any different conceptually from simple headcanon.

Not to mention if we glimpse it through a remotely realistic lens, bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society, with heterosexual monogamous relationships still being the vast majority, and homosexual monogamous relationships being, exactly as KC puts it, a rarity.

>>16440989
DIDDY WIDGE :DDDD

>>16440989
Her profile is pretty disappointing. Pretty much just generic onee-san witch, and once they get a man they just stay at home all day and fuck while refining their magic for more pleasure.
They're old horny magic NEETs.

>>16440989
Here comes MGE's first mayadere

>>16440999
Sex hair is best hair next to hime cut

>>16440989
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I-
Not really, but her design is pretty great. Love that staff, and the odd kind-of garter straps she's got goin' on with her stockings. Like are those held up by magic? It's neat.

>>16441000
KC's word on the matter is "They're rare". They happen, but very rarely. And that is all.

>>16440979
>The thread does things against the profile, like sub-hounds, but I've yet to see the thread push anything that flies in the face of the encyclopedia as a whole.
I can think of one or two things but don't want to rock the boat by calling some thread traditions out.
>>16441000
Again, no one said that. Jesus christ anon.

>>16441016
>bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society
What? Unless you get your world view from tv anything short of straight hetero orientation is absurdly rare.

>>16441030
I agree it may not be as prevelant as that guy said but..
>absurdly rare
kek

>>16441020
Your telling me that I can go out and Find chubby NEET sorceresses?

Count me in!

>>16441030
I get my world view from my day-to-day interactions with people, and the vast majority of those I'm acquainted with will admit to an attraction to both genders to some degree or another.

My point being that despite this, heterosexuality still forms the vast majority of actual relationships.

>>16441020
Wait really?
The bit of translation we got from her didn't give this impression

>>16441016
>KC's word on the matter begins and ends with "It's Rare".

>Q3: What happens if a same sex couple, who are in mutual love, gets monsterized?[3]
>"They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context."

>Q1: Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?[1]
>"Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste."

This is all I could find with a quick search and it's already contradicting itself. Do you happen to have the "It's rare" quote?

>Are you really so against women wanting to have waifus too?
About as against it as a pack of fujos in a pure monsterboy setting would be against me coming in and talking about my monstergirl waifu. It just doesn't make sense to me why you'd pick MGE when it's not what you're looking for. And trying to turn it into what you're looking for strikes me as a bit rude.

> bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society,
Just because people try to normalize something, doesn't make it the norm. Bisexuality is far rarer that you play it off to be.

>>16441023
>Again, no one said that. Jesus christ anon.
I'm fucking saying it, and you're responding with "It's in the setting."

That's saying it.

>>16441021
Mayadere is pushing it a bit.
They do turn you into their familiars though.

>>16441020
We already got a translation for her, if anything they're mayadere.

>>16440989
After raining one week straight, finally a ray of light comes through.

>>16441037
In the US lgbt (all lbgt demographics, not just gays/bi/whatever) only manages to surpass 5% in Hawaii and DC. And even then the most is 7%.

Being lgbt of any nature isn't common in the slightest. Though I don't get why we're discussing lgbt, bisexuality, and "appealing to women" when MGE is a setting clearly geared and intended for straight men. If we wanted to be more specific it's geared for lonely suicidal straight Japanese otaku with no hope, and that probably contributes to a lot of the misunderstandings the west has towards mge. Hopefully kc sticks to appealing to this demographic since I'd prefer it overwhat Okayado wants to do for the western fans.

>>16441053
Now this is just retarded. You'll claim one thing, get BTFO and say you were arguing for something else when proven wrong or change your argument entirely.

It's sad what lengths people will go to so that they can ignore the facts they're presented with.

>>16441062
5%-7% is not "absurdly rare"

>>16441050
>About as against it as a pack of fujos in a pure monsterboy setting would be against me coming in and talking about my monstergirl waifu
In that context you'd have a monsterboy husbando though, and they'd be staunchly against you being gay for them.

>Do you happen to have the "It's rare" quote?
Well, it says right there, "Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself", but if you want the exact corroborating quote... gonna take me a bit. He mentioned his thoughts on the matter again in response to some yuri fanart, back when he did commentaries on fanart alongside new MG posts. Gonna take me a bit to dig through his blog and find it.

>>16441062
>Hopefully KC sticks to appealing to this demographic
Oh he almost 100% certainly will.
Though it does make me question how precisely KC might respond to a female fan of his work coming up to him to gush about her waifu or something.