/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pamper those girls, guys! Pamper them good!

I want to be a boy idol who gets harassed by horny monster girl fans!

>>16431774
Been seeing this a lot lately. Wouldn't you rather marry a Monster idol?

>>16431764
I'll princess my waifu as much as she wants.

>>16431764
Gonna get all the sweets and cuddles she could want

I think I finally went too deep today, I had a dream with fucking OC lilims.

I was playing a really hard shoot 'em up game and if I beat it a random lilim would take me under her wings. I was wishing that either Illassa or my OC would get me, but after beating the game all I got was Mari, needless to say I was pretty dissapointed and she was pretty mad when she saw it.
After grumbling a bit, Mari gave me a picture of her masturbating in order to shut me up. I said she was okay and woke up.

Thanks, Mari.

>>16431547
I can't find any place it has been posted. Do you have a link?

>>16431791
One day I'll make my OC Lilim super important and cool and everyone will love her.
One day.

>>16431800
http://pinga.mu/manga/4780082228694272156

>>16431807
I want a chunky dark elf sorceress to try and capture me while she's wearing too small clothes

>>16431801
Would be pretty cool if she appeared in my dreams. Guess I'll be waiting for her while I work under Mari's orders.

>>16431807
Thanks.

>>16431764
Sometimes, I dress my dragon waifu as a princess and say that she is the only treasure I have and need.

>>16431791
>be anon in another universe
>join up a random game
>say "hello" to mic
>"OMG R U A GUY?"
>receive shittons of gifts
>start streaming due to popularity
>get loads of donations

This sounds awesome.

Being a dragon's princess > Most things in life

I just had this thought about how differently Pharaoh's might wind up treating men then the other MG might because she's been asleep for the past two to three thousand years.

>>16431842
I would rather just be her treasured husband. Don't really see the appeal in being a princess.

>>16431841
I think I'd play to be stealthy about finding a monster girl through an mmo.
>start playing game targeted at monster girls
>join a guild full of mgs from my country
>pretend to be a dormouse or something weak and play the game as normal
>eventually become close friends with a monster girl and reveal the truth to her in private messages
I wouldn't even be a slut about it and fish for free items, I'd just want to find a nerdy monster girl who treated me nicely without knowing I'm a guy.

>>16431877
>Not just saying "Oh yeah, Sorry about the voice. I'm an alp."

>>16431841
>Gamer boy go home!

Which MG has the manliest voice?

>>16431877
I wouldn't even use voice chat, just type things away in a casual way and if monsters asked I would say the truth. I bet they wouldn't even believe me.

>>16431913
You, right before you alp

>>16431929
But if I want to use a mic in online games without going all "teehee silly MG stop hitting on me" I can't use myself as a disguise.

Would Hellhounds have a rough voice? I bet they would.

>>16431951
For some reason I've always seen Hellhounds as having really "Smokey" sultry voices.

>>16431928
>>16431905

>There are no guys on the internet, so stop using voice changer to sound manly, go LARP somewhere else.

Somehow I would find the obnoxious gamer in female monster edition extremely attractive.

>>16431958
Yeah but that's rough enough that it might pass for a man with a smooth voice

>>16431951
You can get a voice changer to make you sound like a loli, then swear a lot like you're 12 and just picked up gaming

>>16431958
You mean like Dr.girlfriend?

>>16431967
Who?

>>16431913
A Jinko.

>>16431967
Nah. Like the vocalist for the music in Silent Hill. "I Want Love" from Silent Hill 3 is a good example of what I mean.

>>16431791
I didn't have a dream but i did have the thought of the demon lord and her husband going on a daughter visiting tour.

Going places like Ilassa's city and lescatie.

>>16431968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtlTiYtKa0

>>16431967
That's a 4 pack a day voice, voiced by an actual man.
>every con ever, men tell Doc Hammer, one creator of Venture Bros and voice of Dr. Girlfriend that her voice is strangely arousing to them
>Thanks, I guess

>>16431967
why did she have that voice?

>>16431841
>This sounds awesome
Except for the part in which they can become obsessive and kidnap you.

>>16431979
I'm not seeing the issue here.

>>16431978
In universe she smoked like crazy, reality she's voiced by a guy.

>>16431974
I can't fap to this.

>>16431951
I imagine them sounding loud and a little scary but capable of being kind and being able to force a slightly softer sounding voice if they feel like spoiling their man on a whim.

>>16431982
She even had that voice in college though

>>16432008
I mean, I started smoking when I was 15

>>16431841
Dear human streamers,

Firstly, It's your body and your life you can do whatever you want. I am NOT talking about every single human guy. But some of you have crotch cam, feet cam, pectoral cam. When you are putting on these pg-13 cam shows you are condeming your own gender.

It's really hard to see the damage you are doing but let me explain. You show your abs, you show your ass, you show whatever it is you have to show, and you get monsters coming in to watch your 'show'

What about the human streamers who DON't like that life? You are creating a standard for the men who want to continue showing good gameplay on Twitch.

Show the level of respect for your viewers that you want for yourself. If you are willing to sell out your entire race for a $20 donation then...


SHOW FEET

>>16432013
>You will never be doxxed by one of your followers
>You will never have to move when you suede my start receiving many letters and lewd phone calls from monster girla

>>16432013
>New Donation- Message: is it true breast size is really important to guys or is that just a myth?

Keep in mind you currently have 2000+ MG viewers. How do you react?

>>16432013
I like this art.
>writing a Scylla character
>Literally what I had in mind, just replacing hammer with a wrench and blueprints with a diesel engine
Noice. I'll use this as a character model

>>16432020
Explain that preferences vary from human to human. Easy.

>>16432021
Peter, Peter I can see your house from here.

>>16432013
No one cares about a man's "personality". Men suck at games and their humor and personality is contrived. This is why there are no good male comedians. In short, you can hang yourself on your principles but you won't get more views than the boyslut flashing his abs. Unless you actually hang yourself.

>>16432025
>that's bullshit, all guys are secretly total size kings Kappa

>>16432028
I am a lazy man, sometimes, but I'll be writing like 10 characters, cut me some slack

>>16432031
>>16432020
>>16432013
Now I really want to know what the equivalent to gachimuchi is in this universe

>>16432041
Meant what I said.

>>16431967
>>16431958
>Hellhound having a raspy, smokey voice
>Gets pissed if Order knights and peasants ask her if she used to be a guy
>It's really because she tends to exhale plumes of fire when she orgasms, having done it since High School while furiously masturbating to the smell of your clothes

>>16432047
nervouslaughter.jpg

On a related note, would /humanboygeneral/ have writefags writing about shotas and regular dudes?

>>16432055
I bet there'd be a Human Fatheru Dyke.

>>16432020
DFC a Best.

>>16432055
They'd have arguments about whether the 'gentle' modifier always just meant shorter, softer eyes, more timid etc or if it differed from type of human.

>The strongest of all monsters

>>16432068
Well it sure as hell isn't the Dragon.

>>16432013
I would just show my political ideology
I would go full whore with a crotch cam tho.

>>16432037
>"ch3sh1r3: small tits in 2k17 LUL"
>"Double_DDragon: flatties on suicide watch PogChamp"
>"OmniSucc-a-Bus: ayy lmao"
>"xXx_Gazer_xXx: Flat is best, kys"

>>16432066
>I want a gentle bara lumberjack
>Gentle
>Bara
>Pick one retard
Then begins a shitstorm

>>16432085
I want to teach monster how to use the internet because jesus christ those user names.

>>16432085
>>16432089
Tip top kek

I'm a human boy and I find this funny

>>16432090
What do you consider a good username? 420-666?

>>16432095
M O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>16432095
>how do you do fellow human males

>>16432095
>dick or GTFO
>M O N D O N
>Pls be my ai bf
>Boys get out REEEEEEEEEE

>>16432096
Normal names. Maybe a thing here and there but without the spam of underscores, numbers and x's.

>>16431791
I had a dream about oc steelim once.

Once.
It involved a young Mari, Druella, and a baby Lani excessively bothering their mother to the point of her looking like she hasn't slept in weeks, has messy and unkept hair, and a 20000 league stare with three sets of bags under her eyes.

>>16432108
Well I thought my idea was clever.

>>16432105
God I'm imagining that xbox message image but with a lizard girls instead.

>>16432085
If I was a human boy streamer, my gimmick would be pretending to be an "otouto", and constantly asking for help and acting cute on multiplayer games. I'd also make sure the webcam would occasionally "accidentally" dip and capture lewd sights occasionally.

If you'd like to help fund my streams and keep my bills paid please consider donating! Donaters over $100 will get special voice chat sessions! Check out my Patreon while you can!

>>16432055
>HBG's Alp responsible for the Stinky NEET meme, much to the fury of Kikimora everywhere
>HBG's Bob-Cheshire still being a dindu nuffin after making a meme of Ottermode human boys being cuntboys
>HBG's RS-Manticore always writing about big bara men who kabe-don poor meek monstergirls and destroy them like a sexual tyrannosaurus
>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
>HBG's Penywise having a thing for stories with goth or counter-culture guys
>HBG's Ovaries virtually unchanged
>HBG's ParkedBuggy ACTUALLY FUCKING FINISHING AMAZON STORY with role reversal

>>16432113
Sorry, it wasn't, the dragon is fine though.

>>16432127
Oh, >>16432085
wasn't my post. 420-666 was my idea. I think it's clever.

>>16432132
Then it's even worse.

>>16432125
>Petra the Jinko writes about healing PTSD vets and "thanking them with her cervix"
>Generally writes about bara veterans
Pls

>>16432125
What the fuck are oc lilims versions of humans? Heroes or something?

>>16432136
>Then it's even worse
How is it bad? It's ingenious.
>>16432143
Wizards. Think Anondalf or Anonminster.

>>16432068
None can defeat the kotatsu of peace

>>16432155
Summer can.

>>16432143
Paladins.

>>16432068
Those cheeks are for softly rubbing!

>>16432143
This is my OC Hercules he's half god and he is also a general in the human lords army he's really bara but he also can be Gentle and he's also super powerful and has slain a whole bunch of evil humans I'm hoping KC makes him official

>>16432125
>>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
You funny guy

Would you dedicate a day of the month where you pamper your maid? And how would you pamper her?

>>16432169
She doesn't get pampering, she gets some days off to do whatever she wants.

>>16432169
>a day
No. I'd do it whenever, just to keep her on her toes. Or on her mass of amorphous goo, as it may be.
>how would you pamper her?
Mudbaths.

>>16432169
All of the cunnilingus.
All day.
Even when she's eating.
Gentle, rough, tender, hardcore.

>>16432173
>implying maids don't want to spend every waking hour with mastah

>>16432175
Fine choice of maid and pampering!

Hello and welcome to the Succubus Dating Site!

This place was created after the constant complains from succubi about how nobody wants the most basic and numerous species out there.

All of our girls are here voluntarily and looking for a partner to start a lifelong relationship. Being succubi as they are, they thought that the best way to lure males was to use a costume that doesn't cover too much skin. Not like any males will compain though.

You can choose either one or two girls, but if you go for two of them, they have to be from the same row (this is because the girls who get along with each other have been all grouped together)

Yes, the blue haired girl at left can be chosen too, but she has to be picked alone

We hope you find love here!

>>16432169
I'd do it for more than a day and she'd get sweets, massages, and intercourse for hours

>>16432189
I'll take the 5th from the right in the bottom row and the second from the right on the second row from the top.

>>16432189
I don't see any with muscles, sorry, must have gone to the wrong site

>>16432189
>>16432194
No wait, same row? Fuck me. Second from the right on the second row and the 5th on the same row.

>>16432186
Well she can watch tv and jog with me on her days off then if that's what she really wants.

>>16432189
Second row, far right please.

>>16432189
4th row, loli and delicious brown girl

>>16432189
I'll go with top row far right. Not the one on be far right but the 2 cuties next to her. I'll take those.

>>16432189
Second row, third from the left.

>>16432020
>Well...XxXDiCk/EaTeR/qUeEnXxX...right, anyway everyone has different preferences. Most guys that are self-proclaimed "boob" guys like big breasts, but DFC enthusiasts aren't exactly hard to come by. Either way, the breasts a man loves most are the ones on the chest of his lover, so don't give up!

>>16432189
Second row, third from the left and second from the right.

It would go against my nature to turn down two lovely brown girls.

Reminder that Succubi will use and abuse their charm powers and sex appeal to get you to impregnate them
Stay far away from them

>>16432215
Too late, third from the left is already taken by >>16432209

>>16432189
4th from the right, second row
Sucker for redheads

>>16432189
I'm taking the blue haired one!

>>16432189
>>16432218
Fuck, I'll switch her with the short one with black hair on the same row then.

>>16432217
I'm a sadist who uses condoms

>>16432228
Didn't they teach you anything in school?

>>16432234
What's wrong with committing evil against evil
>You'll never stealthily put on a condom before fucking a demon
>Then watch her panic as you toss the filled rubber in the toilet
I'm a bad bad man. Watching her fish it out of the toilet is much more satisfying than cumming in her

>>16432234
I don't think the smart cow is a very good teacher

>>16432189
Third row, first girl from left and third girl from right

>>16432249
Do not bully the demon

>>16432217
Well that's kinda part of the point of a relationship isn't it.

>>16432249
Calm down there hitler.

>>16432249
Delete this now.

>>16432213
>don't give up
>putting false hopes into mgs
devilish

>>16432249
well they are right, condoms are fucking disgusting

>>16432254
>>16432258
>>16432259
SIDF has arrived
>>16432261
I agree, condoms don't feel good physically.

>Anon, you've been unemployed for n days already! You're falling through the cracks into a world of substance abuse and mental instability! For your own sake you have to go work at a Manticore Claw & Spike salon for less than your unemployment benefits!
Really anon, this seems like a good opportunity to bring some routine in your life, what are you complaining about?

>>16432287
Couldn't I just be her personal assistant?

>>16432294
You don't have the qualifications to be her footstool. But don't worry, in just four short months on the job you'll be have sufficient experience to apply.

>>16432299
This job market is terrible. Fuck this, I'm just going to be a professional cam whore. I mean twitch gamer

>>16432306
Ah, young entrepreneurs! Their what Tanukis like best, you know.

>>16432308
>Their
They're, goddammit.

>>16432287
>Manticore Claw & Spike salon

I don't like the sound of this. Sounds shady.

>>16432308
I need a donation for a new keyboard, maybe this pic of my feet will do

>>16432318
Pedicures, manicures and Manticures. Nothing shady at all. Clip and file, clip and file. Shake that ass while you're at it for some tip.

How would you like your Vampire bites?

>>16432334
What do these mean?

>>16432334
Middle row, extreme right.

>>16432328
But what if they get carried away? And expect a "happy ending"?

>>16432334
Vampire bites aren't healthy. Don't do it anons.

>>16432346
Well then maybe you shouldn't have gotten that job? Plenty of people would be happy to do it, you should be grateful you get to work there.

>>16432351
You lie

>>16432189
last row, third from the right.
Last row, first from the left.

>>16432346
now you can become a house man

>>16432287
What's the worst that can happen?
What will I be doing there anyhow?

>>16432368
>What will I be doing there anyhow?
What do people do at nail salons?
What's the worst that can happen?
Pincushioning.

>>16432306
I want to be just a regular streamer.
>Hi girls this is my first time streaming lets play some gam-
>Show us your dick already
>DICK DIIIIICK
>ayy bb I have F cups, post kik
>I want to see you playing with that joystick
>Ogre senpaitachi ww@? Someone dox him so we can break into his house

I just wanted to play video games ;_;

>>16432375
I wonder if male streamers in MGC gets swatted in a regular basis

>>16432375
>Look at the little buy mashing those buttons
>Mmmhm, you practice flicking my bean boy, I know where yo ass lives

>>16431807
It's odd that Synecdoche hasn't done facesitting yet.

>>16432375
>hey girls he's just pursuing his passion! I think it's great that guys play games and you seem like a really smart and funny person streamer :) hey can you check your PMs too? :O

Thirsty white knights are universal

>>16432385
>Playing rhythm games and that happens
I would get embarrassed instantly, probably have her take resposibility too.

>>16432384
>get swatted
>swat members are mgs who rape you
>chat goes batshit when they see the cam due to jealousy

>>16432386
He came close with the volleyball player on karate shota one

>>16432408
I can't believe I forgot about that tall, thicc brown Goddess.
There are so many girls I'd love to see with her proportions.

>>16432405
Live rapes must be quite the show.

>>16432385
>Playing shooters
>Actually good
>Inform girls that they just got slayed by a virgin boy to enrage them
>They play even worse now

I need more casual Demon gf lounging around and doing light magic to tease anon

>>16432420
>Give me your address so I can come and rape the shit out of you!

t. Red Oni who got rekt by anon ingame

>>16432420
>>16432424
"FKNIN VRIGIN 1V1 ME IN BED IRL!!11!"

>>16432415
This was his true magnum opus
Though Coffee and Milk came close

>>16432334
All except for bottom right are perfect.

>>16432420
>you're just letting your sister play while you chat you fucking shota

>>16432424
I'm a boy, don't hit on me silly girls
It would be fun to make an Oni so pissed she throws her keyboard out of the window and pursues all available means to find me
>Pays a smart girl to find me
>Tears my door off the hinges in the middle of a stream
>Crushes my pelvis to dust and craters my floor
>As she leaves, whimper "t-take responsibility"
>Nurses me to health and then takes me again, but a bit gentler

>>16432217
>TFW feel like one of the only guys here who gets off to the idea of a Succubus foregoing her sex magic and woo'ing me with her own charm

>>16432442
Proper seduction is the best.

>>16432442
You very clearly don't pay attention as that's like 60% of posts here

>>16432435
How do you think they'd react if you started fucking your humangirl sister on stream? Or maybe just your monstergirl sister who's pretending to be human.

>>16432440
>aggro jock team captain Oni gets teased by all her MG friends and teammates for having a modest somewhat nerdy human bf
>she nearly kills a classmate when they catch her giving him Eskimo kisses and calling each other wuvvy duvvy names

I'd read this doujin

>>16432459
Some of them would be spamming wincest is best while self inserting as the sister

>>16432189
Second row from the bottom.
Third girl from the right.

That's all I want. That's all I need.

>>16432475
Some of them might get tempted to corrupt the human girl too.

>>16432473
I would too.
>How did you two meet?
>Well, I was playing Counter Strike...

>>16432458
I don't really pay attention much to the thread anymore, no.

>>16432495
>She hits the game winning shot/goal/touchdown etc at the buzzer
>everyone runs out hyped up, anon gets to her first
>picks him up overcome with emotion and kisses him deeply right there amongst the crowd
>the next day after she's come down from all the emotion
>frantically and angrily tearing down school newspapers pinned on the walls/from students hands that have a picture of the kiss on the front page
>saves one of them and puts it in the back of her locker

>>16432510
>She later realizes Anon has one in his locker, too.

>>16432495
>Counter strike
bullshit she ain't an Oni but a russian folklore mg then.

Who would knock back some PBR's with me?

>>16432510
>Picks him up and kisses him deeply
Requesting a monstergirl kissing a sailor in role reversal of the famous VJ day pic in Times Square

>>16432340

The top two rows are just various emotions shown but the bottom one is:

>Submissive, Dominant, In front of a person they like, dislike (or in this case how the blood tasted.)

>>16432521
>Jinko hunting me over a game cause her B got rushed
Boner yes

>>16432334
Smiling, sad or shy.

>>16432518
>Mischievous Cheshire Cat friend finds out
>brings Oni to Anon's locker in the empty hallway during classes (of course she's skipping, she's got a scholarship so who gives a shit)
>Cheshire picks the lock and shows Oni the photo
>Oni audibly dokidokis and makes a little squealing sound
>Cheshire's smug smile could defy physics
>Oni snaps out of it and proceeds to practically rip the hallway in half chasing down the teasing Cheshire

>>16432535
In my mind I've given the Cheshire Haruhara's voice actor from FLCL and can hear her nyahaha

Go to Hell.
Please~

>>16432528
>[angry tiger howls in russian]

>>16432573
It fits.

>>16432576
I wouldn't mind a version that lacks the non-screencap images.

>>16432576
I've still got plenty more Hellboy to read before I get to that part, anon.

>>16432584
Sure, in retrospect I got a bit excited, gimme a sec

>>16432577
>Last thing I hear before my door has a hole punched through it is Russian swear words
>Cyka blyat, mudak, chyort!
There's no amount of Mino milk to prepare my pelvis

>>16432584
100% less autism version

>>16432602
Thanks mang.

>>16432602
>Not even recapped, just edited out
>Godawful solid white BG behind Tomorrow style despite being a png

If that pic was any shittier it'd be your waifu. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do.

>>16432606
Nyuof course.

>>16432611
Damn son, do not be rude to poor anon.

>>16432611
Eh your mother

>>16432431
>no wock with these proportions and cute comfy sweater

>>16432616
Love hurts, anon.

>>16432618
KEEP HER OUT OF THIS

>>16432576
Diablo in D3 had pretty girly hips, it looked fuckable.

>"I am the bristles if my brush."
>"Sponge is my body, and Disinfectant is my blood."
>"Unknown to Dust, nor known to Lime."
>"I have cleared over a thousand stains."
>"But these hands will never have a ring."
>"So as I spray"
>"Unlimited Broom Works."

Would your waifu be a good servant?
What's her class?

>>16432622
Rider. You know exactly what she rides.

>>16432622
You got the chant wrong. Do it again.

>>16432622
Probably a berserk.

>>16432620
YOU CALLED OUT MY WAIFU I RUIN YOUR LIFU

I'm lazy sue me, but thanks if you are actually going back and cleaning it up

>>16432622
Kiki's aren't supposed to be violent. They're supposed to be gentle and kind. Only in bed are they violent.

And to answer your question. My waifu is a maid. Her class would probably be Mage?

>>16432631
Berserker.
>>16432634
Caster.

Kids these days, I swear.

I want to date a cute kitty cat!

>>16432633
No worries m8

>>16432634
What if Kiki has to protect her mastah?

>>16432622
Either as an Archer, Lancer, or Saber class Servant depending on her equipment.

>>16432622
Caster without a doubt.
She'd probably have a pretty damn good connection to her Master considering the whole contract thing
Don't know what her NP would be though.

>>16432637
Oddly enough, I've had rabbits on the brain myself for some inexplicable reason.

>>16432636
Bah zah kah.

>>16432641
I thought mastah protects the maid?

>>16432622
Assassin.

>>16432656
Spoken like a true Shirou

>>16432656
Since when?

>>16432656
Not when it's a Combat Maid.

>>16432591
>You give her some sunflower seeds and you become best pals

>>16432602
So wait is the Pit Lady its own species or is it just a genetically superior/unique Demon?

>>16432622
Castah!

>>16432619
There is that sweater wock image though. Not the sleeveless the other one.

>>16432637
They like it when you tell lots of cat puns, right?

>>16432669
No, that makes them think you're an idiot.

>>16432669
Kittymuch.
>>16432671
Nyat true.

>>16432619
These proportions would work for most any MG

I want this Elf to eat my dick, if you know what I mean.

>>16432637

Agreed. Those fucking bell collars always get me. Too fucking god damn cute.

I want to fuck a cat. I want to cum from her purrjob. I want her to leave claw marks on my back. I want to fill her shallow, ribbed cunt with my shaft.

>>16432619

>>16432676
>A monstergirl with that girls tits, plus Methoniums tall brown girls height and plump butt
I demand it.

>>16432687
Stacey's mom's got it going on!

>>16432687

Sexy sexy~

>>16432687
Heh

>>16432693
I'd irrumate a wockuri, no questions asked.

>>16432679
Marseille is pure.

>>16432676
>He's her senpai
Fucking Meth is too good for this world

>>16432687
Perfect.

>>16432611

>>16432700
That's why I want to apply my dicku to her and impregnate her and marry her.

>>16432704
Sweetness.

>>16432704
after reading this I realized that stories from MG perspective are cute, epsecially when they brag about how good their mate is.

How gladly would you get dragged to hell by a yandere ghost? Consider that you would be tormented forever without respite.

>>16432738
No, I'm dragging her back to hell, finding her house, and informing her parents that not only is she trying to kidnap people, but that she's also shit at it.

>>16432731
Reminds me of those stories where a Succubus is trying to get into the pants of a Paladin at her school.

>>16432731
I really like that it was kinda the direction she took, yeah. Bragging proud waifus are adorable.

>>16432622
Assassin

>>16432738
I've been to the place in my country where the gateway to Hell is located. You know where it leads? A lake. She wants to skinny-dipping? Fine by me.

>>16432622
Alchemist

>>16432704
>Strong telepathy to contracted husband
>Mentally send him images of her chained up in hardcore bondage at home with satanic verses of 'breaking the seal' and such
>anon leaves work early

>>16432758
LEWD

If you're slutty enough to go skinny-dipping with a girl you just met, she'll really have to keep you imprisoned. You'll just hand out your dick to any girl who asks! Disgusting!

>>16432738

Depends on the ghost. I'm picky.

>>16432750
What if there's nothing about you for your waifu to brag about?

>>16432762
Nudity is not the taboo here that you prudish puritans think it is.

>>16432431
>>16432619
>>16432667
>>16432676
>>16432687
Memes aside I would love to see this happen.

Why do Wocks make such great soft big oneesan types?

>>16432763
What if it's a spooky soft ghost?

>>16432767
>he doesn't even understand how slutty he is
You got get hobbled, anon.

>>16432775
I'm not a slut, I'm what society has made me!

>>16432771
Thick ghosts

>>16432767
I want to stumble across an elf bathing outdoors and ignore her

>>16432780
Tomoko-Komodo-ghosts are fine by me.

>>16432768
Tall brown dragongirls.

>>16432764
Despite my presence here, I'm not a sad sack and actually think there are some pretty cool things about me, so I dunno. I'm sure if she really loved you she'd find something.

>>16432782
>"Whoa!"
>The Elf's ears perk up
>"Now there's something you don't see every day!"
>she begins to blush
>you whistle
>she's now ready to be ravaged
>"I've got to take pictures of this..."
>the Elf is now shivering in anticipation
>"Bluejays are so rare in this area!"

>>16432790
Such an apex dragon its almost cheating

>>16432782
>"Oh shit I'm sorry"

>>16432795
>Suddenly an Angry, naked Wood Elf leaps out and attacks Anon for being so dense.

These are some strange woods indeed!

>>16432795
Abandonment play is shit. I'd hug the shit out of a bathing Elf and ask her out for a date at the waterpark.

>>16432189
How the fuck do I even decide when they all look so good?

Goddamn succubi.

>>16432822
Seem pretty average. There's not even any singing trees.

>>16432749
this was super cute do you have more?

>>16432795
>>16432822
if you are dense, then this sounds shit, but if you clearly notice it and you just being a dick to piss off them you have the approval.

>>16432821
>Sorry for what? Our matron taught us not to be ashamed of our hips. Specially since they're such good size and all.

>>16432838

>"Yeah I see that. Your matron gave you good advice."

How does it feel to have won the motherfucking lottery? Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot?

>>16432189
>no wings or spade tails
Lame.

>>16432853
>They get wetter when I pinch on em!

>>16432860
Imagine they're hidden. Some do show a spadetail.

>>16432862
>Hmm!

>>16432881
>Sometimes, I pinch on em so much... I prick the skin!

>>16432859
I'm not giving you any.

>>16432859
Pretty good.
Guess I can see if work will let me become part time.

>>16432859

SMELL THAT AIR!

COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE!?

>>16432905
I need a fox girl in shades now.

>>16432859
Pretty good I guess, I can see a lot more bushy tails over the fence than usual.

>>16432905
Always made sure that guy survives the scorpions.

>>16432833
Close your eyes and choose one.

>>16432905
I hope Oliver gets ambushed by a group of Gecko Girls.

>>16432763
Yuuko-san is best ghost that I know.

>>16432931
Or worse yet, the BATTLE CATTLE!

>>16432947
>Battle cattle
Laughed audibly
Minnie was such a poorly written character but I love alliteration so much

>>16432779
Go brush some tails, you slut.

>>16432985
Brushing tails is not a sexual act.

>>16432947
>All caravans are guarding by two-headed Minotaurs carrying heavy weapons.

>>16433002
I see nothing wrong with Brahmin Girls.

>>16433003
I do.
Who gets your first kiss?

>>16432991
It's a very intimate and lewd activity. How is it not sexual?

>>16433018
Their neck
>>16433020
It falls under the category of hygiene.

>>16433021
So does brushing teeth but you don't just brush anyone's teeth.

>>16433023
I would now post anime boy brushing anime girl's teeth but alas I don't have it.

>>16433034
AGRO!

>>16432375
How jaded do you think some human boys would get at their stream chats?
I'd probably get a permanent case of resting bitch face or just disable my webcam altogether.
>F4tTailPussy: What happened to this guy? He used to be so enthusiastic.
>(STREAMER): My audience happened.

Does your waifu have any duties outside of being your wife? A job, rulership, pack leader, military obligations etc?

If I show some more skins and crotch do I get more donations?

>>16433044
> rulership, pack leader, military obligations
Yeah, she has that stuff. That's why I hold the fort and take care of the kid.
And I don't hold the fort there's people who do that.

>>16433048
Yes, but you also lose your dignity and respect.

>>16433044
My waifu is a priestess. She holds mass every Friday and Saturday, and faithful couples of her faith attend service regularly.

>>16433044
big, fit submissive girls are the best.

>>16433044
She doesn't really have any obligations now. She used to be a servant but not anymore.

>>16433044
My waifu works as security.

>>16433056
>role reversal where men, even marginally unattractive or somewhat overweight men can make money by making a video of themselves in the shower or showing bulge in a gamer stream
I can't say I would rule it out, no one's ever treated me like meat before.

>>16433056
I wonder if a pack of MGs find my address and force me to strip on camera Ronny while audience. Oh it would be embarrassing... my pride, purity and dignity being destroyed for the enjoyment of monster girls.

>>16433052
What's she do, anon?

>>16433058
>Friday and Saturday
Pretty busy then I take it.

>>16433065
Marriage free her up eh?

>>16433068
For a firm or private? Is it dangerous?

>>16432771

As long as it's Yuuko, I'd accept her.

>>16433044
My waifu works a full time job as a personal assistant/lab partner to a Lich who studies magical science!

>>16433076
>What's she do
She used to raid. Now she collects tribute and acts as a tribunal for her subjects.

I want a Lich to make me her apprentice at magic, alchemy, and making biology my bitch.

>>16433076
>Marriage free her up eh?

Yup. Every girl needs a hubby.

>>16433076
>pretty busy then I take it
She's a diligent woman and a total sweetheart. She's always busy, but I help whenever I can.

If Chaos was allowed to worship on Sundays, our Fridays wouldn't be so hectic.

>>16433076
It's private and not really dangerous especially considering she is a very strong girl.

>>16433070
I want my audience to slowly watch my smile degrade as I deal with their bullshit until I'm a perpetually frowning jaded snarky shit.
>SuccuPanic: Friendly reminder that this is our fault and we could've stopped this.
>SuccuPanic: Way to go girls, we took his smile behind the shed and shot it.

>>16433075
Slut.

>>16433044
They both work toward the awakening of the Old Ones and the end of the world as we know it

>>16433080
I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
>Lich's assistant brings a lunch to the lab hand made by her husband
>Slightest, most minute ping of jealousy sparks in the Lich's phylactery

>>16433082
Tribal waifus, especially cheifs of some variety, must really value home time with the husband, that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.

>>16433091
She worked for it, dammit! Its well deserved I'm sure!

>>16433093
What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?

>>16433095
Sounds well suited then. Still, do you ever worry? Dangerous or not I imagine it can be a bit nervewracking on high-profile days...

>>16433103
Well, everyone's gotta have SOME motivation...

>>16433056
My what?

>>16433108
>that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.
She wants her children to live in a world without gross injustice or persecution. She's making a nation where that is possible.

>>16433114
ah man.

>>16433084
I want to be the bully at a lich school.

>>16433114
That's pretty sad.

>>16433093
What do they preach?

>>16433117
Lofty aspirations, and noble too. A nation though? That's certainly eyebrow raising. Was she doing that before she met you too?

>>16433096
>facecamming
You were a whore all along.

>>16433108
>I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
Yes, I think it would be rather common, at least in my headcanon where monstergirls have jobs and lives outside of sex all the time. The way my waifu is so close with her boss is really adorable!

>>16433132
No she was just doing mercenary work for her adoptive mom's group.
I'll never make this story but I thought about it a lot.

>>16433134
It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays or some dumb shit like that.
No crotch shots ever.

>>16433084
I would really love to work under a lich in a setting like mge. I would sell her potions in the shop while she made them in the basement in sometimes I would go out to get some ingredients.
If she asks why I took so long I would just give an excuse and hide the fact that I was flirting with that one nice monster girl.

>>16433135
Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake? Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?

>>16433139
It can only be as good as you're willing to think about it, after all. The plot thickens though. Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?

>>16433108
I worry a bit, but she has her fellow friends there and I'm sure they can help each other out.
She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though.

>>16433142
>It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays
That's what you tell yourself, sure.
But we all know it's because you're a slut for the attention.

>>16433160
Post souring it's the only way I can flip them off.

>>16433108
>What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?
She's pretty shy about lewd things. I'll hold her hand during sermons, but by the end she's so horny she drags me away to the confessionals for private time.
>>16433124
First she reads ancient scripture venerating the Old Ones. Then she reads from chaos texts detailing the Old Ones, and tells stories with morals from them that might be relevant in the life of the average person. Above all else she preaches freedom of mind, body, and soul.

Her sermons always end with singing, and she's a great singer with fifty mouths. Afterwards, she holds a two hour class for young children of Chaos families.

>>16433157
>Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?
Nah, older times. Never thought of her as some idealist though, just a momma looking out for her kids, born and unborn.

>>16433157
>Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake?
Personality-wise yes, but she's short and her other proportions are quite average.
Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?
>My waifu absolutely does, but she doesn't have much of a social life outside of home or work either so she's not great at matchmaking at all. That will never stop her from coming up with ideas though!

>>16433169
And the souring wouldn't have happened if you didn't attract all the wrong sorts with your facecam.

>>16433158
>She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though

You should take her favorite picture of the two of you together and hide it in her work outfit/coat's pocket when she has a busy day~

>>16433044
Before we met, she served her Pharaoh with her family, but after we married she fulfilled her dream of opening a coffehouse/lounge. She's still loyal to her Pharaoh, however, and even returns regularly to visit her and her family.

>>16433183
Like I said, only way to prove it's me doing it.

>>16433044
She would work as a head research for a Lilim or someone like that. All that means really is she does some experiments that they want done every now and again.

>>16433171
Sounds dangerous. I'm a chaosfag myself but teaching children that stuff doesn't sound safe. It might scare them.

>>16433171
Dawww, she sounds like an absolute doll. Well may the unquenchable fires of the unfathomable depths of the cosmos bring enlightenment and chaos to you and yours, fghtsi mneuao dsh'tka, oeray!

>>16433174
Motherhood IS an ideal for some. Sheeeit, I imagine for most monstergirls its THE ideal. If she's doing it not only for her kids but those of others who would be persecuted too, either knowingly or unknowingly, she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist. Not a bad thing.

>>16433180
>anon and his waifu go through shenanigans to help waifu's boss find a man
>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try

I'd watch it in a heartbeat!

>>16433189
Why do you need to "prove it" in the first place?
Aren't you just playing games?

>>16433184
She would keep showing it to her coworkers and saying dumb and mushy stuff about me. Oh god I can't even imagine how mad the single girls would be.

>>16433204
>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try
Well, that definitely sounds like me and my Kobold waifu.

>>16432664
As the guy who wrote the original response to Anon about the three Dire species... she is what you want her to be.

>>16433189
The MGs who need you to prove it are the ones you don't want.

>visiting /d/
>10 threads about monster girls of some kind
It's nice to know we're not alone.

>>16433205
Monstergirls would've called me a fake gamer guy who's just chatting while my sister, who doesn't exist, does it for me.
I just wanted to have fun and share old human games.

It seems that Automatons actually look good in color-schemes other than the traditional off-white they usually are.

>>16433188
You can take the monstergirl out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of the monstergirl, huh? Live music lounge? Sounds absolutely comfy. I used to bum around late night coffehouses all the damn time in my undergrad days.

>>16433193
Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though. Hopefully relatively human stuff!

>>16433206
That's too adorable, gah. Appreciation is best seasoned by a little bit of jealousy from others~

>>16433209
Predicted!! And cute!

>>16433197
There has been increasing demand for little Shogs, Flayers, and Wendys to know their peoples history. I admit, a lot of the material is pretty confusing for them, but it's solid groundwork at least.
>>16433204
Thank you. And the same to you and your waifu.

>>16433204
>she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist
She's going to be labeled all kinds of things being a Black Dragon and all.

>>16433118
>>16433121
?

>>16433212
Too bad anyone can pop into a stream and do damage before getting banned.

>>16432837
A bit late, but I have the rest here in a bit.

>>16433220
I imagine they would look pretty good in the same black colour hellhounds are too.

>>16433227
Your complete lack of dignity is sad.

>>16433230

>>16433226
Black dragons a cute.

>>16433223
But he history might upset some do the little pure girls.

>telling shogs that their history consists of being feared by mortals and being servants to the chaos gods

This might distress the shog!

>>16433221
>Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though.
Probably. She would probably take on the most important take they had to offer. I wonder what they would be.

>Hopefully relatively human stuff!
I hope that too.

>>16433236
True. Good night, stranger of good taste.

>>16433231
Stealth assassin model?

>>16433231
That'd mean that the vertical lines below their eyes would be a brown/light grey color.

>>16433223
Of course!

>>16433226
Yowzer. Well, not to tack yet another one on, but she sounds wonderful. Don't go burning down our place at least

>>16433240
Oh, you never ask her? Hmm, actually, probably for the best considering her benefactors...

>>16433234

>>16433241
Good night to you too, fellow black dragonfag.

>>16433228
Welcome to literally any stream of all time for either gender.
Suck it up, buttercup.

>>16433221
>Live music lounge?
Pretty much exactly that, yeah. In the morning/early afternoon it's just your basic coffehouse where you get a coffee and hang out, then around 6-7ish they change from caffeine to alcoholic drinks, with then either live music, open mic, or just normal music depending on the day. You're right about not being able to take the desert out of her, the place is actually themed like a desert palace, and is called 'The Pharaoh's Lounge'.

>>16433245
>Oh, you never ask her?
I kinda want to know, but I also know that I won't like the answer for the most part.

>>16433250
Anon, you don't seem to be able to spot the setup for a healing fantasy.
The only point of wishing to lose your smile is for someone to bring it back.

>>16433247
You should at least make an imgur album.

>>16433241
Damn those black dragons! I just want to bathe but they keep making me come over and make naked body contact! They're always stealing my heart!

>>16432013
Is this a reference to something?

>>16433239
It will certainly distress the Shog, but no less than telling all those little Flayers they used to be men-only species.

It's all good though. When teaching the youngsters, waifu makes sure to clearly establish that things are different now, post Demon Lord.

>>16433214
Speaking of /d/, for being ayys, SnekGuy's Borealans are pretty cool when they're not fucking polar furries

>>16433263
Does your waifu atleast do any maid work? Or has she ditched it to focus on preaching chaos and teaching little Chaos girls?

>>16433242
>stealth automatons sent to steal your virginity
How does a man stop such a thing?
>>16433243
Maybe grey but light up either yellow or red when they go full power mode.

>>16433252
Gah, an exotic tinge to it then. Honestly sounds really comfortable. What a unique aspiration to have, running such a place!

>>16433254
Your grace in accepting what you don't know is, I'm sure, a major point of why she loves you. But that's a real pandora's box, to be sure.

>>16433267
Try as she might, she can't shake her biological love of housework. She performs maid like duties at home, and of course I eat, sleep, and wash with her.

I take care of the yardwork

>>16433268
Why contain it?

>>16433044
My waifu is a bouncer at the bar we met in. And by 'met' I mean she destroyed my pelvis in the employee bathroom after I got into a fight at a show there.

>>16433273
I suppose that it's a unique thing to want to do, but it makes sense considering she was always the one responsible for preparing and serving the Pharaoh her meals. She just got really good at that kind of work, and has always liked the atmosphere of such a place, so it sort of became a aspiration for her. Thanks for the interest, too, being able to talk about her with someone always make me happy.

If your waifu asked you if you would be alright to go to the tentacle forest with her and let a 'Man Marionette' attack you, Would you do it?

>>16433296
No waifu, that is not okay. Has she being hanging with that one wock lately? I told her not to eat any weird stuff.

>>16433296
I'd prefer it if we just found a pair of tentacle sisters to have a four way with us in our own home.

>>16433296
No

>>16433296
Sure, why not. My waifu puts up with a lot of shit for me.

>>16433296
No. Never in a giant sequoia's lifetime. Tentacles that aren't attached to women are terrible.

>>16433301
But she said that the pineapples she gave her tasted really good!

>>16433303
That wouldn't be too hard to convince her and the tentacle sisters to do.

>>16433296
I don't get what you're trying to say. Let a tentacle monster fuck my waifu?

>>16433291
Real rough and tumble, eh? Sounds like she sure was 'bouncing' that night, eh? Eh? Was it a good show in either case?

>>16433292
Oh, I didn't even consider that. That's very cool then. She probably is a sublime cook having worked for that royalty before. Ever make anything exotic for you? Of course! I'm a sucker for hearing people talk about what makes them happy. Its hard to do without people calling it cringey or gay, which is why I love these threads so much.