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>>16421883
Too bad they'd be awful games for actually having fun.
And the lewd bits would be tailored to Monstergirls.

Remember to breed your mouse responsibly.

>>16421828
Well the loli vampire will be very happy to know that her onii-san great taste in cereal.
Expect lots of hugs and some kissing/biting.

>>16421894
I wanna give jiang shi massages every morning to combat rigor mortis

>>16421869
It'd be great to play games and then get into a party and put on voice chat and see what happens. Especially in MMOs.

>>16421906
Shame that's the only entertainment value to be had for a human in those games.
If I can corrupt one, just one, into playing an old human classic then it'd be worth it.

>>16421900
Wonderful.

>>16421904
Hot steamy sex is the best way to fight rigor mortis

>>16421897
>>16421912
What story are you spoiling?

>>16421900
I want to ruffle a loli Vampire's hair and show her a lot of platonic love.

Why are Wizards so insistent on people using "Gazers" instead of "Beholders" anyway, at this point Gazers are probably more famous as name.

>>16421894
Mohrg when? Shadow when? Wraith when?

tfw no maine coon catgirl gf
http://imgur.com/a/O49Ey

>>16421932
I prefer Beholders but thats from the fa/tg/uy in me.

>>16421897
>Lewd bits tailored to monstergirls
>Implying
>Awful for having fun
>Implying
It would be like skyrim with sex mods that are actually good. You COULD play it like a straight rpg fantasy. Or you could also rape the leader of the bandits who attacked the town until she's pregnant.

>>16421927
What's next, you bitching about Greentexts?
Fuck off.

It's been a while since I've been in one of these threads, can anyone help me find the story about a guy taking revenge on the MGs bullying him at school through hate-fucking them? Can't seem to find it in the writing pastebin.

>>16421937
Why would a game made by monstergirls try to tailor to humans at all?
And what makes you think that a species that just made the jump from feudal to modern would be any good at programming?

>>16421940
>Why would a game made by monstergirls try to tailor to humans at all?
Because they want human boys to have fun too? The fuck kind of question is that?
>And what makes you think that a species that just made the jump from feudal to modern would be any good at programming?
In your shit setting maybe.

>>16421939
The smug squad one? I that one exists as a screencap.
Anyone have it?

>>16421912
>All MG games are wish fulfillment for MGs
>Boys get "raped" and love you all the time
>Your quest is to save the (Really handsome) prince.
>And that's not if you have the option to choose who you want.
>All the men wear minimal clothes and are ripped.
>95% of all games are just porn. Not pseudo-porn, just strait up porn.
But hay, at least your guild like you in that MMO, right anon? The flirting just the way the show it.

>>16421936
At this point everyone knows they're the same but since every setting ever uses Gazer instead of Beholder...

>>16421939

Search YBA and Vengeance

>>16421939
I think you're looking for YBA's work, Vengeance.

>>16421939
>>16421945
nvm I found it, Vengeance in Little Monster City

>>16421929
You can try that but if you deny her for too long you'll wake up one day with her sucking your blood.

>>16421949
>>16421950
thanks fellas

>>16421948
Lets call them Evil-eyes

>>16421951
What I wouldn't give for vanilla Nina. Or just more interactions with her and her sister's mother, Maria was it?

>>16421947

Of course they like me. I'm a white mage... oh. Oh I see...

>>16421944
Anon, if I want to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games I'm going to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games.

>>16421947
I'm gonna invite some of the cooler ones to my house and then introduce them to some human games like Wonderful 101 and Dark Souls.
I wonder how they'd react to learning I only play that MMO for social interaction.

>>16421959
Beholder Mage Girl is a based fanfiction.

>>16421957
I don't think she'd be so rude as to try and steal her Onee-san's boyfriend though.

>>16421961

Closest you'll get is the love nina route YBA made. It's complete, but it's much shorter than the "main" route, and who knows if he'll ever pick that up again.

>>16421964
>Anon, if I want to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games I'm going to be a grumpy shit who only plays human games.
You can be a flaming faggot all you like, that doesn't mean monstergirls wouldn't make games. Nor does it mean they woudn't make some of the best games. Imagine a Phantom working together with an automaton to program the perfect immersive story.

>>16421927
Misuse of spoiler text is all over the site and is practically part of 4chan culture by now. Why are you suddenly so troubled by it?

>>16421970
Anon, I'm trying to say I'd be desperately clinging to my childhood and the good times I had while watching all my old mainstays fall by the wayside for the new monstergirl hotness.
Those monstergirls will have to pry my human made games from my cold tear stained hands.

>>16421978
He's trying to enforce posting standards

>>16421979
>>16421964
>>16421940
What story are you spoiling?

>>16421978
Why is that okay?

>>16421978
Because he's a shitposter

>>16421981
"Posting Standards"
Don't forget the quotation marks anon, they're important for letting people know you're calling it bullshit.

>>16421984
We didn't tolerate your kind during the end days of the /a/ threads and we sure as shit won't tolerate you now.
Fuck.
Off.

>>16421969
I actually remember being in some of those threads. One stands out a lot though.

When Danon yanked Nina's ear and was hostile and suspicious about her wearing a nice dress, lots of anons booed his behaviour. One post was something along the lines of, 'she dresses up for you and you abuse her? Not cool.'

Pardon me, just strolling down memory lane (then running past this part).

>>16421979
I don't really care about your fantasies. I'm just saying that the games made by MGs would be neither awful nor unfun.

You can be a hipster all you like.

>>16421984
The story of my life.

>>16421993
Anon, I want a monstergirl to fucking heal me.
I'm trying to set up a healing fantasy where a monstergirl helps me move on and accept that the new stuff isn't bad.

>>16421998
You're hamming up the "grumpy old man resistant to change" angle way too fucking much. It's not something that gives people ptsd

>>16422002
You're reading too deep into it. I'm just being bitter.

>>16421984
Any reason why you came here? We aren't hurting your touhou and onahole threads.

>>16421990

I get where the MC was coming from, but yeah, he's a fucknugget at times for sure.

>>16421998

You and me both. 2016 was rough for me and it'd be nice to have someone.

>>16422012

I sometimes get where he's coming from*

whoops

>>16421993
>>16421998

>>16421984
End yourself

>>16422020
nice thread related image friendo, but we like to enforce some posting standards so we'd appreciate it if you'd knock that off and delete that

>>16422025
>but we like to enforce some posting standards
>>16421981
>He's trying to enforce posting standards

Okay so which one is it

>>16422036
Anon, the first you one replied to is mocking him.

>>16422036
I'm the second anon and the anon that replied to me was right. There are posting standards and there are "posting standards"

What you're doing is no different from "hurrduur wh oare you quoting? :^)"

>>16422048
>What you're doing is no different from "hurrduur wh oare you quoting? :^)"
Fairly sure it's the same guy.

>>16422050
There's a handful of wankers who shitpost here until they're made to take a vacation. Not about to go calling "samefag"

>>16422050
I like how even after two years of being here we still have other /jp/ residents coming in and being butthurt over our single thread.

>>16422050
No the one about the image is me but I'm not the usual guy who does it, nor am I the faggot complaining about something nobody gives a shit about on a thread with nothing to do with it.

>>16422056
Aren't we closing in on 3 years now? I can't remember.

>>16422057
I mean, you're being a faggot. But a nice and honest faggot, so I like you... more than the others.

>>16422067
We came here in September 2014. So two and a halfish.

>>16422067
Jesus, where does the time go?
I want that time dragon to send me back in time.

So I can do it all again.

>>16422080
>tfw came here in 2015 and it's all been downhill since

>>16422080
I can't believe I've been here since late 2013.
Almost four years now.
Still wanting to cuddle a monstergirl to bed and feel the heaving of her chest against mine.

>>16422135
same
>spoiler
same

>>16422135
>you missed the /a/ days
Those were the best. Not the last few months, those were terrible with dedicated trolls desperately trying to get the thread banned for good, but before that it was great.

>>16422135
But the threads were already turning shit by 2015.

>>16422150
Same here, Anon
Or to stare into each others eyes and forget everything else exists.

>>16422080
I came along just in time to the the /a/ threads get raided and have them sent over here. I wish I got here earlier because the threads back then were more fun, with tons of writefagging and CYOAs that weren't thread ignitingly awful.
Looking at you, Nyanon.

>>16422174
It was prime time for greentext stories, short and long

>>16422190
I was pretty terrible at that, yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

I want to help the local militia stave off an offensive from a Demon Realm invasion force long enough to evacuate the rest of the nearby towns before they push us back with Automaton reinforcements to combat our firearms! With no hope of the National Guard or Army getting to us in time, and no way to retreat, we'll make our last stand in the large church near the business district!

Also, is there any other stories like The Spider and The Fly, or that one of the veteran that befriends a young Nekomata and Chesire? The idea of a soldier having to adjust to a human-MG society after fighting in a war against them is neat.

>>16422209
>National Guard or Army
Your world map is fucking cringy

>>16422270
Someone post it.

>>16422275
Oh no, please don't talk about him.

Look at this chuuni Spider.

>>16422285
I feel like her spider is too small for her torso

>>16422179
I want a Wendigo to hug me and look at me the way she looks at a hot plate of meat

>>16422285
She looks less chuuni and more mentally deranged.
inb4 "what's the difference?"

>>16422291
Please don't abdomenshame. She's got tiny breasts too, but you wouldn't bully her about that, would you?

>>16422295
>chuuni yandere
She'll never let you go because you promised to marry her in a previous life.

>>16422300
It's also her legs and the thorax. But I would bully her tiny tits too.

>>16422300
Fortunately for her, tiny tits can be remedied in MG land.

>>16422305
You shouldn't bully girls, anon. It'll make her cry. I bet being bullied about her weird body is what made her go chuuni in the first place!

>>16422270

I'm not sure what you mean, are you implying that there's only one nation that has both an main military force and a civil defense force that acts as a reserve?

>>16422275

Do it.

>>16422304
Chuuni yandere spider is so bad that it must count as some kind of divine punishment.

>>16422339
Should'a married her in that previous life, then. It's your punishment for past sins.

>>16422348
I would rather marry a sith than her really.

>>16422353
So you're a furry. Figures.

>>16422370
We are talking about a chuuni yandere spider. Chuuni is already bad, but you can fix it with constant dicking, yandere is comete shit and the only way of fixing her is through dick & hit and she's a spider which is pretty low in my rankings.
That's so bad even something like a normal sith is better.

>>16422374
So you're a furry with shit taste. Typical.

>>16422374
But yandere is good.

Chuuni is kinda cute, too.

>>16422374
>Chuuni is already bad
>yandere is complete shit
Are you retarded

>>16422393
No, I'm a normal person with normal tastes. Why the fuck would you even want an insane and retarded girl?

>>16422401
>I'm a normal person
Get out.

>>16422401
>I'm a normie with shit tastes
kek

>>16422401
Her love is pure and she's fun to be with.

>>16422401
>I'm a normal person with normal tastes
Then what are you doing on an otaku culture board on the HAX0R called 4chan in a thread about waifuing and fucking fictional inhuman females?

>>16422407
He's clearly lost.

>>16422404
If I have shit taste for disliking her then I can't even begin to imagine a word for your tastes. You probably gather beelzebubs just by existing.

>>16422402
>>16422407
I'm a normal person for this place.

>>16422409
>I'm a normal person for this place
>everyone else here is just like me
>you guys are the odd ones out
>I am the majority
Someone post that freud image with the whole spiel about "outsiders".

>>16422409
>I can't even begin to imagine a word for your tastes.
That's because your a mouthbreathing retard. The word you're looking for is "superior".

>>16422410
I think it's pretty normal to like undead, dragons and wolfus.

>>16422415
Superior? You're not even trying anymore. How the hell is a girl with brain problems that wants to keep you chained to the wall with the web she produced from her stupid spider body because she got lost in her own fantasies better than let's say, a normal and loving succubus?

>>16422424
>I think it's pretty normal to like undead
Necrophilia
>dragons
phantasmaphilia or something
>wolfs
zoophilia

Get over yourself.

>>16422424
Oh, so you don't know what a yandere is. Well yo ustill have shit taste for disliking spiders and chuuni

>>16422424
A girl with brain problems that wants to keep me chained to her body with the web she produced from her stupid spider body because she got lost in her own fantasies sounds perfect, anon. It's like being hugged from all sides by her cocoon. I bet she'd tease me about getting a boner every time she envelops me with her lewd excretions.

>>16422429
Spider is zoophilia and I don't think fetish for retards exists, but you have it.

>>16422432
Explain to me what a yandere is then. I want to hear ypur definition.

>>16422448
Some one who is obsessive and protective in their love of you. Deredere if you aren't a cheating faggot and yan if you are. Deredere when you're alone and yan when you're outside where you need to be protected from whores.

>>16422448
>spider is zoophilia
So exactly, you're the same as the people you're attacking.

>I don't think fetish for [] exists
How old are you? Are you new to the internet?

>>16422459
>>16422448
Furthermore they come in all forms and vary in intensity, and have many different mechanisms by which their yan plays out. The fact that you think they all = chained to a wall only indicated your own ignorance and stupidity.

>>16422448
>I don't think fetish for retards exists
It's called bimbo.

>>16421990
You're missing the point of the story them.

>>16422429
>>dragons
>phantasmaphilia or something
Probably teraphilia.

>>16422481
>teraphilia.
Way to broad. how about something like Ofisphilia

>Silent Hill theme intensifies

>>16421894
I love my little (big) sushi fiend

>>16422515
Cute! I'd gibe her a hug and ask her what's wrong.

>>16422515
>Silent Hill

You mean Fatal Frame.

>>16422521
Whatever it is, it was your fault you bastard main character!
>>16422522
>Oh woe is me, I'm but a frail virginal maiden lost in this neighborhood filled with lusty men!

>>16422528
I'll have to do my very best to make her feel good again! I'll hug her all night and see if she wants to tell me what's wrong eventually.

Sisterly bonding!

Been reading a lot of comics again.
Now I want to go on adventures with a gruff Devil, a troubled Ignis, a naive Golem and a bro-tier Sahuagin as we take on supernatural crimes.

>>16422515

>>16422535
Looks like bullying based on cups.
>>16422541
Oh my, is that the time?

>>16421929
>platonic love
Loli vampires are for romantic love and lust.

>>16422522
Barb makes girls I don't care about way too cute

>>16422550
I want to platonically love a loli Vampire when she's awake and use her as a vice-tight, ice-cold onadoll when she's asleep during the day.

>>16422561
>Sleeping rape a super tight girl
>Can't pull out after cumming inside her
>Get stuck there until morning and be busted when she wakes up
This is my fetish.

>>16422515
NEW SH NEVER EVER

>>16422543
What cups?

>>16422571
Bra cup size probs

>>16422571
Well you know. The ones the sisters on the sides have but the one in the middle doesn't.

>>16422550
>>16422561
I want to platonically love a loli vampire until she consumes enough blood that she has the power to force her body to grow and mature into an alluring and lascivious vampire.

>>16422586
I want a loli childhood friend turned vampire drink my blood through my dick until one day I suddenly shoot her little mouth full of strawberry milk.

>>16422592
Don't bite the dick.

>>16422592
>Bites
>On your dick
No thank you

>>16422601
>>16422602
It's only logical. It's full of blood when in use you know.

>>16422603
It's it incredibly easy to bleed out from an erect dick? I read that somewhere.

>>16422605
It's incredibly easy to bleed out through your jugular, anon. Vampires have to have some magic to seal it when they withdraw.

>>16422608
They don't bite through your jugular anon.

>>16422609
What do they bite, then, and why is it on the neck if they don't go for the main prize?

>>16422623
Just the neck I assume. You can get a decent few mouthfuls of blood just by piercing fang-deep and sucking one would assume. Humans have a lot of blood and we bleed a lot.

I mean shit, wouldn't the flow from a jugular be too thick to enjoy? It's like the difference between drinking from a glass and biting into a hose and trying to drink the water faster than it fills your mouth.

>>16422623
They don't bite. They scrape and lick.

>>16422561
>>16422566
Sleep sex would be boring. No cute o-faces and other reactions, no satisfaction of her willingly giving into the pleasure and letting you have your way with her.

>>16422631
>biting into a hose and trying to drink the water faster than it fills your mouth.
Sounds hot and lewd. Gluttonous, messy eating is kinda hot.

>>16422633
I could just as well do that to the dick.

>>16422637
Unemotional sex is the best. Sleep sex and time stop are great. I want to molest and rape an idol during her show by stopping time.

>>16422639
But its also wasteful. That kind of feeding is reserved for blood moons, humies need blood and if you play with your food and eat messily you might lose it. No vamp wants to take the risk, not when they're in their right mind.

>>16422657
>Frenzied Vampire turning your dick into a sieve to get so much blood that it feels like she's drowning in it
The best.

>>16422658
If you're that into blood you should get a rusalka to tear of cock off and swallow it before drinking from the gaping wound and applying her own blood to grow your dick back before biting it off again.

>>16422665
That's a Frederica you're describing there.
It's literally perfect.

>>16422631
My waifu is a messy eater

>>16422459
>>16422469
>Deredere if you aren't a cheating faggot and yan if you are
Would make is so yandere is impossible at least in mge.

>Deredere when you're alone and yan when you're outside
Sure, they can vary in intensity but we are still talking about yandere and not just a protective girl. How do you suppose a yandere would protect her lover in public? Just cling to him and pout, shooing away the other girls?

Reminder that pharaohs are huge hedonists that simply eat, drink, and fuck!

Join the grape snake conglomerate to try something that's never been done before!

>>16422723
I don't know Apep, I heard they graped under Pharaoh Shadalmina and now the whole place is overrun by militant extremist Houris.

>>16422209
>Spider and the Fly
I'm in the process of making another story in that universe, but it's not really about PTSD and vet healing, it's more about high seas adventure, crime and intrigue

>>16422209
There's Alp's story with Finnish conscripts dealing with Elves, but he didn't finish it.
Big surprise.
>>16422731
Did you ever decide on a name for that boat?

>>16422649
But one of the appeals of loli is added cuteness, the sex will be considerably less cute if they're sleeping or timestopped.

>>16422736
Furtuna
Means tempest or storm in Romanian. Just need to find out how to write it in Cyrillic
Also yeah, I was hoping for more of that Finnish elf story. Not just for the smut

>>16422725
Please, those houris are just bursting with love!


A little pink mammo mana never hurt anyone!

>>16422750
>Not just for the smut
I don't think there's anything else coming though.

>>16422753
I was really hoping for more, but I can't really talk shit because I abandoned a story for 2 years

>>16422760
You ought to know the faggot never finishes anything.

>>16422701
>Would make is so yandere is impossible at least in mge.
No? Plenty of unfaithful sluts in this thread alone and theres no end to the dick hungry whores looking to ride your husbando.
>Sure, they can vary in intensity but we are still talking about yandere and not just a protective girl.
You act like it isn't a spectrum.
> Just cling to him and pout, shooing away the other girls?
She could, or if she knew her husnabdo would come in regular contact through one women be it through school or work, she could take that woman aside and let it be known in no uncertain terms that if she ever tried anything that went beyond platonic she'd vanish.

>>16422751
>JALALALALALALALA~

>>16422770
I want to tease a yandere so she gives me extra attention while punishing me and reminding me that I'm only hers!

>>16422775
Are those Dark Matter bombs?

>>16422786
Probably.

>>16422775
>heart pupils
Would let her steal my precious fluids.

>>16422786

>>16422798
>not posting the Arabic version

>>16422798
>>16422775
>religion of love

>>16422814
>Suck dry all who insult Mooslam!

>>16422828
Islam? More like I Slam dat pussy

>>16422845
Better slam just that one then, 'cause NTR's get CBT'd

>>16422814
>>16422828
Do they put burkas on their husbands?

Please do not try and have sexual intercourse with the art Mr. Anon.

Unless they ask you first.

>>16422870
I bet they just get locked indoors. Why even let your husband outside, even if he's disguised? Any old Oomukade or Cyclops or Devil Bug might come along and kidnap and rape him without even knowing if he's cute or not. All those sluts need is a dick, and it doesn't even have to be big.

>>16422870
Some aspects of a genderbent islam would be pretty hot. Like arranged marriage to rich, soft older women while you're still a kid

>>16422876
Life imitates art or art imitates life?

>>16422870
Yes. To keep them pure.

>>16422878
Getting some Otoyomegatari vibes here.

>>16422878
>arranged marriage to rich, soft older women while you're still a kid
Boyim yes.

I'm glad Harblador's monster-islam is so aggressively vanilla.

>>16422890
But what if she's a human?

I want to be an idol boy who has to deal with my monster girl fans!

>>16422878
That happened in Europe as well, it's not only a muslim thing

>>16422894
>shota marrying an older human girl
Yes please. Retiring veteran Paladin-chans should get a plot of land and a nubile boy to breed with after 20 years of service.

>>16422907
Ah, to be a young boy with a wicked heart so I could corrupt her when her guard is down I think we'll both agree

>>16422916
How are you going to corrupt a 35+yo desperate virgin who's going to statutorily rape you as often as you can get it up to ensure she can have enough babies before menopause?

>>16422907
No anon. Young men shouldn't be forced to marry bitter lustful ladies.

>>16422907
>after 20 years of service
I'm all for age difference but given they're human females you can't make them too old or they won't have any time left to enjoy their young husbands

>>16422919
Slowly and methodically. At first I'll begin by simply offering to give her foot-rubs. Then I'll eventually kissing her toes. Licking her soles.
I offer to help wash her hair. When I do I sniff like a fiend.
In time our behavior will become more and more deviant.

>>16422927
What if their paladin training gives them an extended lifespans in order to fight monsters? You need to be quick to take on a mantis, strong to take on a grizzly, and when your foe is a cunning immortal? You need to live long to finally catch her at a moment of laxness. Here comes the spartan talk again

>>16422930
She's just going to rape you.

>>16422930
That all sound very vanilla when you know your wedding night will involve being brutally amazon positioned while she ahegao's and cackles like a witch.

>>16422945
You failed to notice how none of those things lead to her getting pregnant. This is sinful. Sexual relations not for procreation? Wicked!

>>16422903
Yeah but only muslims still do it really. Maybe some ancient families in places like japan too.

Cthulhu grill when?

>>16422947
What, you're going to try to goad her into letting you cum outside? That's horrible! You'd spill your valuable seed all over her hair, breasts, even her abs?

>>16422953
Oh, I don't mind putting it in her. Just in another hole.

>>16422952
Only good part about that picture is the thigh spillage, belly, and vulva.

Would you learn the rules of a new sport for your monster wife?

>>16422959
>Only good part
>lists three parts
>>16422961
No, I hate sports.

>>16422952
She is such a cunt. That body is perfect for using as a cocksock but once you fall for it you spin the web.

>>16422961
Sure.

>>16422958
>Anal
>Oral
You're truly a wicked little boy. She'll wise up to your tricks very soon, though. You won't be able to waste it outside the hole it belongs in.

>>16422961
I would be annoyed if a monster understood the offside rule in football before i did.

>>16422961
not really
I'd just show her the rules to boxing/UFC and call it a day

>>16422990
>UFC
I would love to show a salamander UFC.

speaking of which, to you think monsters would campaign for mixed gender sports?

>>16422961
Why not. What's the worst that could happen?

>>16423000
It would be unfair.

>>16423000
They'd campaign for bareback mixed gender sports

>>16423002
It's rapeball and she brutally owns you at it?

>>16422961
Not for that monster, cricket sucks.

So what do you think KC thinks of the western fans? Do you think he's aware of what girls are remotely popular here then over there?

>>16423025
It's hard to tell what KC thinks.

>>16423008
Ha! It's not rape if I like it! Jokes on her!

>When monstergirls think they'll ever be as perfect as human girls

>>16423083
I wont lie, I like the leftmost girl. But I'd much rather prefer an MG version of her.

>>16422969
>She is such a cunt. That body is perfect for using as a cocksock but once you fall for it you spin the web.
Her gimmics would be so good without the whole "you turn into a giant tentacle-faced spider and build the apocalypse web while fucking her with your face 24/7" part.

>>16422952
>when you type "lmao" too many times

>>16423083
>liking Tsundere - the species
lol

>>16423094
>ears don't come off

Cosplay-tier, I know, but done.
Superb taste, btw.

>>16423111
Cosplay-tier is fine by my standards, and who wouldn't like that shade of skin?

>>16423083
>None of them are seven feet tall and muscly
>No tiger tail
>No tiger ears
>No big meaty paws
I'll pass

>>16423102
I like it, it's either resist the urge to pleasure yourself with her or die. Chaos girls are great monsters.

>>16423109
>not liking tsundere
What a pleb!

>>16423132
I want a haughty Elder Thing wife.

>>16423140
Not him, but I'm not really that keen on verbal beration from one.

>>16423132
>>16423143
Do not be seduced by the empty promises of the Old Ones. All they offer you is madness.

>>16423150
Fear the Old Lewd?

>>16423094
What kind of MG?

>>16423150
Well can I rest on the Doll's lap at least?

>>16423150
What if I want the madness?

>>16423156
Well. I'm pretty fond of Salamanders, but I'm sure others would argue for something else.

>>16423150
Nothing wrong with madness

>>16423158
Didn't you hear the Old Man? "Even the Doll, should it please you..."

>>16423150
Indeed, which is why they are great. In a world where there are no bad ends, chaos girls are a blessing.

>>16423153
Fear it, indeed.
>>16423158
If you ask nicely, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
>>16423164
>>16423170
You poor lost souls. You'll be too far broken to even enjoy the lewds.

>>16423150
An Undead Kingdom based off of Yharnam would be the most awesome shit.

>>16423178
>that art
Gerhman knew his shit when making her.

>>16423178
I want to place my cock on her face and make her worship it, and then cum in her rib holes.

>>16423182
I imagine undead kingdoms already share some of the same kind of archetechtural aesthetics by default.

>>16423182
It's how I imagine the undead kingdom.

Plus with a bitchin' nightclub scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY-FVR1fXqU

>>16423178
She'd be immobilized very quickly from all my cum in her dolljoints.

>>16423187
Gehrman was a dirty old man and a creeper who didn't have the stones to get his vampire waifu.

>>16423198
Why were Maria and Gehrman so tall? Was it due to blood and shit?
Wights with Maria's height would be sublime.

>>16423178
I want a threesome with her and 2B

>>16423202
>tall tomboyish Wights
YES
E
S

>>16423202
I think so, but a lot of Yharnamites were taller than the hunter.

Touch the abyssal

>>16423210
Blood is a hell of a drug.

I want Bloodborne 2 already. I don't care if it's impossible.

Hiya! You know anything about writing steaming hot sex scenes?

>>16423221
I already have.

>>16423228
Concentrate on mood and emotions over descriptions of the sex acts.

>>16423223
Considering No More Heroes 3 is possible, I wouldn't give up too much hope.

>>16423236
Fascinating. Elaborate on this theorem.

>>16423221
uncropped where?

>>16423242
There's only so many synonyms for pussy.

>>16423242
You won't be able to arouse the audience with a description of the girl's body, any more than visual media would work with just explicit images. For example, this doujin cover ( https://exhentai.org/s/2b6f935326/677124-1 ) is hot as hell, even if there isn't much going on in it. It doesn't need to be explicit, it just needs to portray her in the perfect light. I've fapped to a lot of lewd MMD videos where the girl isn't even naked, but the direction has presented her just right. With words, you have to let them imagine the scene as more delicious than it actually is - that is, keep it vague and impressionistic enough that they can fill the gaps with their own tastes.

That also ties into pacing: You have to balance the speed that you're going at just right in order not to let them get bored, but on the other side linger enough on each "shot" to get everything out of it.

I really like to vary the pacing to accentuate the important bits. Dash forward when the girl is on the assault, slow down when she's crawling on the floor, menacing the boy, licking her lips and eyeing the prize. Honestly, you could compare that to direction in lewd videos. A well-composed clothed butt shot is that much hotter than a sterile gangbang scene.

>>16423311
Your teachings will be taken to heart, Wise One.

>>16423322
Fuck you Alp Cube

>>16423329
Cube?

>>16423249
Nowhere, it's already uncropped. It's from a game with different angles http://imgur.com/a/lCsXW

>>16423332
https://youtu.be/UN2D9yct2tY?t=53s
Ice Cube, nigger :: Alp ____, faggot

>>16423348
Ah. I only know Ice Cube from Three Kings, not familiar with ethnic music.

>>16423322
You should've taken them to heart back in 2014, Alp.

>>16423354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

>>16423342
>http://imgur.com/a/lCsXW
oh my

>>16423342
>dat first gif
>double fisting headpats
LEWD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gEdQ5KpY8Y

Which MG would appreciate this masterpiece of music best?

>>16423342
What is this game called and is it on DLSite english?

In Egypt, cat's are worshiped.

So get to it Anon.

>>16423411
Cats are also worshiped in my house. They are demanding creatures.

>>16423411
Okay I will!

>>16423411
I put my nose in and take a big sniff.

>>16423411
Sorry, I only worship muscle cats

>>16423418
In her ear?

>>16423420
of course, while my fingers explore the other ear.

>>16423419
There's cats of all shapes and sizes, they can be found sunbathing along the Nile River.

>>16423426
I'm allergic to cats but I'd stuff my face in her ear in a heartbeat.

>>16423428
Would Cheetah girls be one-pump chumps?

>>16423398
It's from patreon https://www.patreon.com/oxykoma#/ you can pay for it or wait a month, he is going to upload it himself anyway
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1916089 first game

>>16423428
But I want a jinko. Are there any in Egypt?

>>16423434
I like candy!

>>16423132
>girl is made to be hatefucked while she keeps insulting you and you use your dick to slowly tenderize her trash talk until it's completely insencere
>can't do this without things going horribly wrong
Chaos just ain't right

>>16423433
Gonna five cheetos to cheetahs.

>>16423441
>>can't do this without things going horribly wrong
But that's wrong, anon. Things will get better for everyone once you've tamed that mean tsuntsun loli.

>>16423453
Give*
Damn you succuvirus that uploads even after I abort.

>>16423436
Probably not, but I bet the Temple Guards of Bastet's Temple would be pretty strong.

You can give them scratches under the chin and pats on the head.

>>16423441
For me the spider bit is a non issue. I'd tame the bratty loli.

>>16423411
1. We're in America.
2. I'm a dog person.

>>16423411
Werecats are one of the more diverse MGs. I'd love to see a Persian with kej tier hair.

>>16423433
Cheetah girls would have some rape reversal gimmick

>Once a Cheetah sets her sights on you there is no escaping her
>She will use her extreme speed to catch you and pin you to the ground
>Running at that speed takes nearly all of their energy
>They use their last efforts to begin intercourse
>It is said that they lose all strength once they manage to insert their prey's penis in their vagina
>Even then escape is nearly impossible as the Cheetah's vagina will clamp tightly around her prey
>The only way to be released from that vice grip is to release a large amount inside of her

>>16423411
Damn straight I will.

>>16423493
I want to rub those fluffy footpaws.

>>16423476
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

>>16423491
>>The only way to be released from that vice grip is to make her cum
Fixed. It'd be hot as hell to make her cream herself and run away without her being impregnated. I'd love to be repeatedly predated by one and always make her cum first and jizz all over her lewd, sweaty abs.

>this but with a variety of buff russian jinkos
I can't stop thinking about anons, send help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>16423525
Here, have the song of their people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

>>16423525
Why are there hipsters?

>>16423525
You and I are tovarischi
>>16423534
Soon you will be WURM FOOD, Stalker

>>16423541
Good hunting.

>>16423510
Yeah that's better and kinda makes more sense too

>always make her cum first and jizz all over her lewd, sweaty abs.
She is going to chase you all over the world until you finally cum first and take responsibility

>>16423510
even better if she tries to train herself to last long enough to make you cum.
>caught by cheetah girl for the tenth time
>she's starting to look a little more feral. must be because her womb is aching from not getting that baby batter
>"This won't be like all the other times, you bastard. I've been subjecting myself to constant pleasure in order to build up my stamina. I'll wring you dry this time."
>she pulls out a couple of vibrator beads from her vagina, lines you up to her hole and slams her hips down
>instantly cums because of all the built up stimulation

>>16423538
The whole video is why anon, I don't get any of it.

>>16423493
Fatty catty>>16423498

>>16423548
>Finally she defeats me with a cunning plan
>She cums from the first stroke, but keeps kissing and hugging me to slow me down long enough that she can recover and clamp down on me when I'm almost done
>I flood her aching womb with the semen she desires
>But she didn't cum
>I have to keep going until she comes again

>>16423470
>>16423458
I want to drag her out of that cave and make her forget about making the web.

>>16423525
>Husband! Let me showing you the dance of my people!
>Jinko procedes to prance about with a log on her shoulders
Fuck you, anonymous. You put this thought in my head.

>>16423585
Get out an accordion then.

>>16423585
That's a great image though.

I want a fuck an Elf in the ass in front of her entire village.

Ki-yaah!

>>16423548
>Spoiler
I'd take pity on her and keep going

>>16423563
No one could say no to a weak Cheetah girl who just came from your own cock

>I have to keep going until she comes again
>It turns out that she takes way longer to cum the second time around
>You creampied her 3 times before she finally got her fill
>Today was the peak of the mating season
>You should start thinking of names for your daughters

>>16423615
>human ears

>>16423618
Those are just gill-flaps. She's a catfish. A tiger shark. Yeah.

>>16423617
>I'd take pity on her and keep going
>No one could say no to a weak Cheetah girl who just came from your own cock
You just fell for her ruse! The flustered ahegao and her soft moans and heaving breast were expertly calculated to keep you pumping after the first stroke to trap you! If you were clever, you would have pulled out as soon as she came and irrumated her!

>>16423411
First the Pharaoh, then the Anubis and now this Sphinx.
What's next, getting molested by the Khepris?

>>16423637
I mean, would you say no?

>>16423637
Khepris have the advantage of being little brown shortstacks, so it checks out.

>>16423634
>you would have pulled out as soon as she came and irrumated her!
Irrumating felines takes a lot of skill, you've got to aim perfectly between her canine teeth and pound away without deviating trajectory

>>16423637
Khepris would never molest you unless you went in their pit then it's free game

>>16423637
The snake, then the khepris and the mummies.

still no suit wearing monkey butlers

>>16423655
>Irrumating felines takes a lot of skill
That, and the divine tongue caressing you both ways, is why it's so much fun when you can do it.

>>16423566
Me too. I would doll her up, and take her on wild adventures around the world.

>>16423411
I only worship two type of girls; the big, strong, powerful ones or the ara ara, seductive, powerful ones.

Cats are neither.

That's the end of that, then. On to other things now. Sorry it doesn't really go anywhere. Gonna be smutting things up with the next thing to make up for it.
New from line 692.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>>16423411
I only serve cows

>>16423645
...no.

>>16423651
I'll admit having them swarm all over me wouldn't feel terrible.

>>16423655
That's assuming that the Pharaoh keeps them in a pit.

>>16423659
You know what? I'm okay with this.
Bring on the desert Harem, I'll cuddle them all.

>>16423688
It certainly fits them

>>16423671
>the divine tongue caressing you both ways
I didn't even think of this
If a stray Werecat ever breaks in my house I know what I'll be doing to punish her

>That's assuming that the Pharaoh keeps them in a pit.
Maybe not a literal pit
Khepris stay together out of choice so they can all marry the same man

I like to think of Khepris as the smaller third party of the desert
You've got the Pharaoh kingdom, the Apophis kingdom and (once they crown a king) a much smaller Khepri kingdom

>>16423708
Forgot to quote >>16423694

>>16423688
Cute! I'd love to go to the beach with her.

>>16423708
>punish her
But anon, then you won't get a purrjob. You should only get loving, consensual blowjobs from catgirls.

>>16423708
But anon, don't you want to experience the joy of a Pharaoh, an Anubis, a Sphinx, a swarm of Khepri and a group of Mummies caressing you from every angle?

>>16423714
>a purrjob
Is that when you make a feline girl so happy that she purrs while giving you a gentle blowjob?
Sounds heavenly

>>16423718
There is such a thing as too much good
Having that many desert girls would make you reach such a state of bliss that you'd ascend 3 planes of existence

>>16423712

>>16423742
The way it was written was purring while holding your dick in her mouth without actually blowing you.

>>16423748
Is she mad that I'm buying the ice creams from a girl? If she was a real stalker, she should know that I've got a crush on her and would like to know her better.

>>16423742
Just imagine it anon. The Sphinx purring, the Anubis whispering dirty things into your ears as the Khepris take turns blowing you, the Mummies pressing up against you from behind, nuzzling whatever part of you their heads are near, and the Pharaoh laying on top of you making your lips hers with a passionate kiss.

>>16423752
I bet they can get real smug during that.

>>16423763
I bet they get more and more smug with every subsequent shot you blow into their throats. And their needle-sharp teeth make sure that you can't withdraw before she's had her fun.

>>16423768
And that's before she starts sucking and bobbing her head.
You'd have the smuggest catgirl in the world by the end of it.
I wanna do this with a Desert Cheshire.

>>16423748
Do not trust rape fishes.

>>16423752
That sounds like a fun way to spend time but it doesn't sound that effective at making you cum

>>16423763
Please no
Can't I just jump in a Sandworm and have her be my onee-san who protects me from all the lewd delicious brown girls?

>>16423768
If you came from her purring alone she'd be more than smug
She'd probably use shame tactics to make you do sexual favors for her, after all you came from her just purring you have to be a huge pervert

If you startle a lizard and her tail falls off, would you take responsibility?

I want to train a Salamander to use spears over swords.

>>16423782
>Can't I just jump in a Sandworm and have her be my onee-san who protects me from all the lewd delicious brown girls?
Life inside the Sandworm is nice, isn't it?

>>16423787
I would buy her a tape if that helps. How the hell am I even supposed to take responsibility for such a thing anyway?

>>16423792
I want to train my Salamander daughter wrong on purpose, as a joke.
That way she'll never be beaten in a duel because no man can counter her crazy bullshit and she'll be my sweet little girl forever.

>>16423782
>Not wanting the lewd delicious brown harem.
>Wanting to hide from their love
Coward.
Though I can't fault your taste when it comes to Sandworms.

>>16423782
>You're such a perv, you came when I performed sexual favors on you!
>What's next, are you gonna get a boner when I kiss you and rub my bust all over your face?
>Ewww! You came in me when I put your dick inside myself and rubbed myself all over it!

>>16423797
You've to console a depressed lizard that's sitting in the dark, wrapped up in her blanket staring at the wall thinking about how ugly she looks now without her tail.

>>16423802
>so awful nobody wants to duel her
Ingenious.

>>16423787
I'd cook it and eat it and share it with her and tell her how much I appreciate her for giving me some tail.

>>16423806
I want to try to facefuck the smug out of a Cheshire only to make her smugger!
I want things to escalate until I'm mating pressing her!

>>16423822
She's going to be even more smug when you impregnate her. You can't win.

>>16423787
Will she clean it up? There's blood staining my Yeti fluff carpets.

>>16423816
So I just have to say that even without it she looks beautiful and that I'm sure any men would fall for her whether she has a tail or not? I would probably give her butt a little kiss so it grows faster, but I'm sure that would be going too far.

>>16423792
I want to give a Salamander a greataxe and see how she figures out how to use it.

>>16423827
By the time mating pressing is reached, desmugging her is no longer the goal.

>>16423787
I'd sell her tail to a Lich and use the money to buy a one way trip to the nearest desert

>>16423794
It truly is
You feel so safe and at peace inside a Sandworm
I wonder if Mimics give that same kind of feeling

>>16423805
>Spoiler
Thank you Anon, I hope you will be able to impregnate each and every brown girls coming your way

>>16423802
>we have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke
Kek

>>16423802
But what happens when she hit's "that' age?

>>16423840
Mimics have more modern comforts.

Okay guys, I have a bit of spare time.
Throw me a request and I'll decide on whichever one I like and then draw it.

>>16423839
She'll be extremely smug when she's successfully made you forget desmugging her, and even more so when she gloats about it and you tell her you love her anyway. Her smugness will grow year by year until she dies happy and supremely smug as a great grandmother.

>>16423846
The 1980's training mont-age?

>>16423857
Something something jinkos pls

>>16423848
Unfortunately they are also mimics.

>>16423857
Komodo.

>>16423859
That's a good age, but I mean the lewd age.

>>16423782
>rape fish
>no yandere sea bishop

>>16423857
Teenage Mutant Ninja Umi-Oshos!

>>16423862
What would a mimic capturing someone look like?

>>16423819
No anon, men expect a normal duel with swordswoman, but she throws the sword at them and punches them in the face.

>>16423846
Dad puts her in her place.
On all fours.

>>16423857
Something with Atlach-Nacha she's so cute

What about her eating pocky or throwing a fit?

>>16423857
Lich trying to figure out how a computer works.

>>16423858
You act like she's gonna die at all.
When we get old enough we'll retire to Pandemonium and live out the rest of time reading together by the fireplace, enjoying good food and movies, and fucking like beasts in the prime of our youth.

>>16423878
>No throwing of a pommel
Do you even duel, sir?

>>16423878
> but she throws the sword at them and punches them in the face.
Interesting technique. We will observe her understanding of pocket sand and Oblivious Dodging.

>>16422811
Is that how Manhattan became a demonic realm?

>>16423857
A salamander cooking marshmallows using her tail.

>>16423878
>Dad puts her in place
Is it a good idea to lewd a daughteru?

>>16423857
An Automaton will long hair and regal armor.

>>16423893
No. It's a good idea not to NTR her childhood friend/rival.

>>16423894
with long hair*

>>16423857
Druella, Mari, and Ilassa comparing tail sizes.
Ilassa wins

>>16423857
A Wight strolling through the moonlit streets of an undead realm.

>>16423893
It's the best idea. Keeps the bloodline pure.

>>16423857
Something without tentacles, mmf, gangbangs, or dom girls acting like kobolds.

>>16423896
I wanna see her find a nice guy.
>>16423909
Well, that's one way to do it. Not how I'd do it, but a way, nonetheless.

>>16423903
Mari has the biggest tail, I just like drawing fat tails because this thread has infected me with an infatuation for them.

>>16423857
Draw some of the less popular Lilims.

>>16423857
Lani eating muffins.

Or just hatchling Dragons peaking out of their egg shells before receding back inside.

>>16423918
You are lying. Illassa has the biggest meaty tail ever.

>>16423920
This, >>16418887 needs to be finished

>>16423878
Ah, uses completely unorthodox and unsportsmanlike conduct.