/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go to bed, anons.

>>16412108
Who's the artist of that pic?

>>16412110
Sleep tite hellwan

>>16412108
Because I worship dragons.

>>16412110
Sleep tite hellwan

>>16412108
Knowing how that art was commissioned stiil cracks me up.

>>16412110
Slap tit hellwan

>>16412110
Sleep tite hellwan

But I just woke up, it's 9:30 in the morning

>>16412113
Our resident bird loving drawfag. .less

>>16412110
Sleep tite hellwan

>>16412110
GO TO BED.

>>16412110
I just woke up to someone selling eggs really loudly.

I think it's time to post "Stacey's mom" MGs.

>>16412110
sleep tite hellwan

>>16412110
What? Are we posting (you) bait?

>>16412145
YEEART!

Neet wock early morning hours are best /mgt/ hours.

>>16412157
Can't argue with that.

>>16412157
Neet wocks are for waking up earlier and forcing her to jog.

>>16412169
No.

>>16412169
>Chubby Jabberwock wearing a sports bra that barely contains her big Wocks and spats that miraculously contain her rear, squishing her thighs and her poochy belly appearing a bit at the top
I give her 5 minutes before she comes home drenched in sweat and lays back on the couch

>>16412169
Neet wocks are for fucking until they wake up.

>>16412186
Nope. If you jog with a wocker you jog together, if she falls to the ground you go apeshit in your training and carry her.

>>16412200
I'm an underweight skeleton, I ain't jogging. I'm staying home and sleeping in. That sounds nicer then running and getting tired. I'll invite neet oneewock to do that with me instead.

>>16412186
But Anon, what if the Wock is only a NEET because she secretly enjoys it when you boss her around?

>>16412217
>wock that wants to be bossed around
Sending her to Haughty Dominant Monster Girl Boot Camp. I didn't think it would come to this. It's for her own good.

>>16412200
Nothing better than training with a waifu.

>>16412209
I'm also a skeleton, but I'm a slightly stronger skeleton.
I'm going to tell your wock that if she drags you out to jog she'll be able to have intimate sweaty sex with you and the aftermath will leave her so filled up that no sleepysex can compare to.

>>16412235
I would give anything to work a job at that camp. I'm a huge slut for haughty MGs.

And you did the right thing anon. Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.

>>16412247
Well they need human boys there to work as examples. After all, the instructor has to show the girls how to be haughty and dominant with a human boy. Some Monster Girls bring one from home to camp, but some will come to camp without one, hoping the new attitude shift will earn them one.

Jabberwocks are shit

>>16412255
>Posted the Alice, annoyed no one wanted a Little Sister from Wonderland

>>16412254
I finally found the perfect job in MGC

>>16412235
>The instructors are all men who range from scary to buff screaming in the monstergirls faces about how their own wives dominate them.
>The entire regime is just married men shouting and virginal "volunteer" test dummies

>>16412265
I bet some hidden Ms go crazy in that camp and have to go home due to the constant dripping.

>>16412265
I call dibs on being a "volunteer" dummy.

>>16412247
>Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.
But you can tame them with cock.

>>16412247
>Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.
Their entire gimmick is that they're easily submit if you whip out your dick and slap them with it.

They're the subs of the dragon world.

>>16412293
But what if the boy who tames them is submissive?

Anon in monstergirl society

>Get ran over by truck.
>Wake up in another world.
>Filled with monstergirls.
>Apparently the gender roles are reversed here too.
>Since salamanders keep holding the door open for you.


>Always thought you were okay in the strength department.
>Not bad, not good, but average.
>However a vast majority of mamono can easily outperform you in the physical and some even had magic powers.
>You even had to ask a succubus to help you open a jar of pickles.
>You would have thank her if she didn't immediately tried to show you she had no gag reflex.
>Still, you were taller then the vast majority of mamono.
>Showed that Baphomet bitch when you stuck the last box of Cinnamon toast crunch on the top shelf.


>Meet Satyros.
>Hit it off quite well.
>Spend the whole night drinking.
>Head back over to your house.
>Start doing the nasty in the bed.
>Loudly.
>Fall asleep peacefully in her arms.
>Wake up.
>She is nowhere to be found.
>The phone number she gave you is fake.
>...
>Meh, I'd be pissed if I was a guy from around here.
>But you're not.
>So this was free sex.

>Christmas party or whatever the fuck monstergirls celebrate here.
>Mistletoe hanging all over the place at the company party.
>Some of the girls have gotten clever with it's usage.
>Some strapped it to their tails so they can receive free kisses from the guys.
>Sally, who was the green dragon girl from accounting approaches you.
>She seems shy has her tail keeps wanting to dangle it above you, but keeps backing off.
>You pull her over and kiss her, mistletoe be damned.
>She blushes even harder.

>>16412293
But I don't like submissive girls.

>>16412297
>Jabby being all proud and haughty like an uncorrupt dragon
>Decides to step on your punny dick since you don't deserve anything else
>She gets too horny midways through and impales herself on your cock
>Starts going crazy for your dick

And you just wanted to be stepped on.

Does anyone want their face shoved into the gravel as a monstergirl rapes and chokes you in the middle of the night?

>>16412305
>>16412301
Get a girl that isn't shit then

>>16412304
I'm liking the light touch of roll reversal. And that dragon from accounting is cute! CUTE!

>>16412309
There's bound to be at least one other person here that likes that.
That person is not me.

>>16412309
I guess sex with a hellhound wouldn't be that bad

Owl hugs

>>16412310
Dominant haughty is not shit. You are.

>>16412265
>These next few days will be the worst years of your miserable lives.
>You throats will ache, your vaginas will break, your toes will be sucked off!
>By the time I'm done with you men will throw off their clothes at the very idea of you opening your mouth.
>And if by some damned freak of nature you leave this hell on Earth with a single submissive bone in your body I will personally throw a man into your bed and won't leave until you turn him into a quivering, ahegoing mess!
>Now ladies, we're going to start with the basics. Grab a shota and repeat after me!

>>16412320
I think he's saying that sub girls are.

>>16412322
You're bringing out the slut in me.

>>16412332
I wonder if there is a sub training camp for human boys.

>>16412309
Unless there's tail or tentacle or dick going in holes it shouldn't how could she both rape me and shove my face in gravel? Unless it's just the side of my face.

>>16412340
Doubt it. Boys are natural subs. Especialy if oyu start them young and don't let any mother/father issues develop

>>16412313
Do you want me to do more?

>>16412322
>That's how some boys will lose their virginity
Those boys deserve better

>>16412353
It's better than a life spent being payed to pretend you're a dirty old Otohime's son with benefits.

>>16412322
this is very gay

>>16412325
No, Jabber is.

>tfw your yandere wife will never permanently blind you and disable your lower spine
>tfw she will never lock you in her basement
>tfw she will never read you books you choose and princess carry you around
>tfw she will never properly train you to never leave her by making you mentally and physically addicted and dependen on her
>tfw she will never cook the most delicious meals for you
>tfw she will never rape you violently at the most random times
>tfw you will never be hers

>>16412305
But submissive girls are the best, you should want to molest a loli jabberwock and grope her stubby tail and fat ass.

>>16412352
If you like. MGC is always nice to read about.

>>16412353
It's okay, it's a couples building exercise. You get held in reserve until a girl who is your ideal comes along and vise versa. It's quite the sought after, prolific and prestigious program

>>16412379
Good. I prefer not being a blind cripple.

>>16412353
Those boys love it. And it's good for them. Trains them how to handle and treat a REAL lady.

>>16412366
No you.

>>16412380
Hey can never beat the haughtiness of a dominant Jabberwock.

>>16412379
Sounds like I good time to me. Hope a Shoggoth out there is up to that.

>>16412247
>Work as launderer for HMGBC
>Get pulled aside by Wight Dean
>"Anon, could you please come to room 207? A teacher needs your assistance
>God dammit, not again
>Do as your told, open the door to a class full of monstergirls dressed in lingerie
>This is how they build up your confidence
>Vampire instructor hears you come in
>"Pay close attention. This is exactly how you should seduce a man in a home setting."
>She starts walking toward you in a brassiere that barely contains her massive chest puppies
>She isn't even wearing any underwear down there
>The teachers aren't supposed to be participating in the confidence-building exercise
>"Did I say you could look at me like that?"
>"Well, I, uh-"
>"Are you the kind of man who sees a pretty woman and can't help thinking about how she would perform in bed?"
>"What kind of question is th-"
>"Silence. I'm not interested in your excuses, filthy human. Animals like you are only good for one thing."
>She is now chest-to-chest with you, with one hand gently massaging your groin
>"How do you feel about becoming my pet? Your response doesn't matter. I'll be doing the world a favor by training a pig like you."
>Without warning, she yanks down your pants
>"See, class? Already completely hard."
>Later that day she doms you in the back room because she couldn't stop thinking about your dick
>Still have clothes to wash the next day

>>16412379
But if she blinds me I can't look upon her. If she disables my spine I can't show her the depths of my passion with deep dickings and gentle snugglefucks.

No woman will stand between me and doing these things for my waifu, not even my waifu. I might have to blind and disable her first.

>>16412379
>disable your lower spine

But that's where the sensory nerves supplying your penis comes from. Disabling that makes you feel nothing there.

More dumbpire soon.

>>16412397
Yanderes have brain problem, anon. You shouldn't judge their actions.

>>16412397
Mamono mana will prevent that

>>16412394
But then she won't be able to look at you or rape you/snuggle rape you

>>16412389
She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes! Amazing wonderous things!

>>16412383
I imagine it would make a fun end of year party. Half your bookings would be sexually frustrated Anubises who use the training program as an excuse to boss a cute man around.

>>16412393
Nice.

>>16412110
Sleep tite hellwan

>>16412393
I require more HMGBC green texts!

>>16412403
>She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes! Amazing wonderous things!

Cool. Where do I sign up?

>>16412403
It's okay, I know how to treat my women. I'll just slice some tendons so she can't move too well and get a flayer to mess with her brain so she only recognizes images associated to me. It's for her own good.

>>16412397
>>16412403
Does mamonobama also prevent the loss of bowel control?

http://www.spinalinjury101.org/details/levels-of-injury
(See L1-L5 injury and S1-S5 injury)

>>16412410
Just sign your name in blood on this mound of human sacrifices

>>16412412
Ganbatte anon!

>>16412414
Of course!

How would MGs react to bad things anon?

With all this talk of blinding and spinal severing, which MGs, apart from Unicorns, would be the best physicians?

>>16412420
>Ganbatte anon!
Honestly, if she was going to be so considerate of me too, I'd be completely fine with it. She's probably amateurish though, blind me with acid, do nothing to restore sight in any way and make it so I can't fuck her.

If that's how she is, it's better I handle this kind of thing.

>>16412424
Liches, and possibly Mermaids/Merrows (due to healing blood).

...Wait, the Healing Church used old blood from Kosm, who is an aquatic female monster reminiscent of a mermaid.

DEEPEST LORE

>>16412420
Y'know, if a yandere waifu just wanted to prevent locomotion, she could simply cut your ankle tendons and/or your hamstrings instead of going after the spinal cord and impinging all sorts of lower body function.

Principle of minimal harm to maximize love, after all.

>>16412425
Anubi react with a furious lust.

>>16412433
This. Liches make good doctors

>>16412425
they'll pout

>>16412433
That's some deep lore, let us stare at this pebble for an hour and consider it's lore implications.

>>16412433
Sorry that seems better. I'll revise it

>tfw your yandere wife will never permanently blind you and disable your tendons and hamstrings
>tfw she will never lock you in her basement
>tfw she will never read you books you choose and princess carry you around
>tfw she will never properly train you to never leave her by making you mentally and physically addicted and dependen on her
>tfw she will never cook the most delicious meals for you
>tfw she will never rape you violently at the most random times
>tfw you will never be hers

>>16412425
She'd kick up some dirt and call bullshit.

>went looking for new art that may have been missed
>found nothing except a chubby 3dpd cosplaying as a kobold
This is worse than not finding anything at all.

>>16412424
I would say liches, but they're probably not all that interested in keeping their patients alive.

>>16412440
Good. I still prefer not being a blind cripple.

>>16412438
That cute Anubi should be happy. She's wearing such a beautiful dress!

>>16412440
Why would she need to blind you? From what I understand, it's to make sure you don't look at other women, but how could you when you're stuck inside the house with no hope of leaving?

>>16412440
I'd much rather get dragged into the underwater rape caves by a desperate Cancer who wants to practice claw jobs.

>>16412403
>She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes

Like what?

>>16412108
>My favourite monster girl
>Drinking my favourite spirits
I don't even care if you all still want me to kill myself, that Satyros is getting all the kids.

>>16412379
i can't shitpost on 4chan if i'm blind

>>16412453
>goat MG
>kids

>>16412449
It forces you dependent, or at least to a greater extent.

>>16412440
I'm pretty big into reading, so if I'm going to lose my sight I'd want my waifu to have the perfect voice to compensate for it.

What kind of voice would you go blind for?

>>16412108
Because I'm not a filthy heretic.
Would gladly a goat girl though.

>>16412462
It would be cute having her take care of you and motherly hold you.

>>16412461
Dammit, now I want art of a bunch of young Satyros standing on tree branches.

>>16412440
I want to see a story on this

>>16412449
So you are entirely reliant on her even for mundane tasks. Kind of like this picture but with reversed genders

>>16412452
It'll make you so awe inspired and amazed that you'll lose your mind!

>>16412470
Me too anon! I would like her to have a soft gentle voice. Similiar to fumika I guess. https://youtu.be/7177azgVzkA

>>16412479
this is the picture

>>16412479
this is the image

>>16412483
This picture always tugged at my heart strings. So seeing this gender reversed would be cute.

>>16412487
Yes exactly. We had alex and eris the one with the blind kid and the hellhound

>>16412479
If we the tones of Japanese could only carry over flawlessly into English we'd live in a perfect world.

>>16412461
Sometimes I regret making this image.

>>16412499
Some times I regret making you, son.

>>16412506
Why are you quoting me?

>>16412449
>>16412476
>They say that none who drink of the Lethe can remember its name, or themselves
>How many times has this played out, I wonder?
>How many times have I been forced to maim my beloved to prevent him from staring into these cruel, deadly eyes?
>If I have drank from the waters, should I not forget its name as well?
>The fool didn't listen, wouldn't listen
>By my hearth he would find warmth, in my kitchen he would find warm food and in the bedroom my flesh
>Ready and wanting -- No -- needing his touch
>How cruel of Athena to have torn me asunder in this way, what woman could refuse the advances of a God like Poseidon?
>This man -- This fool husband of mine... He was sent to me from the Ruler of the Seas, the Cleaver of the Lands, I know it
>It pained me to strike his azure blue eyes, so deep like the ocean his master claims dominion of, blind! Oh, the painful regret that welled up in my bosom and caused nettles in my skin!
>So I did the one thing I had told myself I would never, could never do again. I offered my hearth and my love and my body to this man
>Ah... I can still feel the callused palms of his hand, rough from the handling of the oars upon the seas or the casting of great nets, as they gripped my bosom
>Or the way he plunged his tongue into my depths with reckless abandon, the aching in the dark between his inner thighs growing more insatiable, more gluttonous
>But, as with all good things, it came to an end...
>He felt my hair, the dozens of snakes curling about his hands and arms in affection as we rutted like beasts in the mid-summer
>Again he haphazardly fled, the aching in my loins strong and as of fire...
>Again he fell into the Lethe, forgetting everything... His blindness, the touch of my skin, the warmth of my heart... The taste of my flower...
>But, as with all things, I must be more diligent
>The bindings will be ready by sundown, before he awakens. If he cannot be trusted to mind his own safety, I shall do it for him
>He will never leave me again, Ever
>I cannot bear the thought of him forgetting my touch, or the touch of the daughter within my stomach
>I am so monstrous... But what wife does not have her husband's best interests at heart?

>>16412507
Sometimes I regret quoting you.

>>16412507
Because I'm referring to you?

>>16412513
I ain't your dad though, lil' bastard.

>>16412516
It's like you can't read

>>16412512
Sometimes I dream about cheese.

>>16412517
Anon, stop being retarded or I'm gonna stop talking to you.

>>16412511
Brings a tear to my eye.

Yandere a best

>>16412520
But you're the one being retarded. I said I regretted making you, son, and you replied with "I'm not your dad." I didn't think I dropped you that hard.

>>16412511
keep uo the work anon

Are you guys ready for the 2017 Championship Tournament?

>>16412523
Oh so you didn't read >>16412507. Confirmed retarded, I'm disowning you.

>>16412527
Forgot to mention I'd have posted a holstaurus version but there isn't one.

>>16412529
Oh I get it, you didn't mean quote as in ">>1xxxxxx" You meant the other sense.

>>16412536
Linking post numbers is referred to as replying. Quoting is borrowing the text itself.

This whole conversation is silly.

>>16412539
>Linking post numbers is referred to as replying. Quoting is borrowing the text itself.
I know, which is why my first assumption was that you were retarded. How blind we are to our own faults.

Do Vampire siblings bully each other?

>>16412557
Onee sans always bully imoutos over their larger breasts and how anon like girls with nice large breasts.

>>16412557
Sexually, yes.

>>16412551
>I know, which is why my first assumption was that you were retarded.
Likewise. I hereby propose a truce, lest our ignorance zeniths into a duel of misconceptions that might cause the deconstruction of this establishment.

>>16412564
sure

Would you want your waifu even if she had a major disability? Blindness, partial body paralysis, deaf, mute, etc?

>>16412557
Of course, they are vampires after all.

>>16412577
That's a dumb question.

>>16412577

>>16412563
Sisterly molestation is a powerful learning and bonding tool among vampire sisters similarly to plaay fights among canid mgs. Through it, they learn the subtle cues of the body when molested, they learn the most efficient way to molest future husbandos, though it is important you introduce them to young shotas while your vampire girls are in their formative years so they have a more applicable target, and it teaches them how to resist molestation to maintain a dominant and haughty image.

>>16412577
>>16412486

This proves it's cute

>>16412577
Why would I not? I like her for who she is, not because she's in perfect health.

>>16412592
It's hard to take care of a disabled person, Anon.

>>16412596
It's very rewarding. Especially when she's a cute MG.

>>16412577
There's a special kind of gap moe in being domed by someone physically weaker than you.

>>16412304

>Be Hellhound.
>Rape and kidnapped a guy.
> His name's Anon.
>Oddly enough, he's didn't blubber at the rape or the kidnap part.
>After the daily pounding, you set him to work in the kitchen.
>Leave for an hour.
>Come back.
>Everything is burnt.
>The toast, burnt that.
>The countertops are practically pitch black.
>They used to be white.
>The stove is on fire, but only a little.
>Now he's mulling over a cookbook appropriately named 'How not to burn water.'
>The book is upside down.
>"Ok, I'm starting to get the hang of it."
>He says has he pulls out cereal and milk.
>He pours the cereal out into the bowl.
>Then he gets the carton of milk.
>He slowly opens it and pours the milk into the bowl carefully.
>The milk pours in neatly without a mess.
>A small flame starts to sprout from the bowl.
>Niggayouserious.jfp
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU MANAGE TO BURN CEREAL OF ALL THINGS! AREN'T MEN SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS?"
>You scream at him with the full force of your lungs.
>He huffs while putting his hands on his side.
>"Back where I'm from, the women actually did this. I never learned to cook."
>Wat.
>Momma always said I shouldn't rape and marry the first guy on sight.
>Did that, now see why you shouldn't.
>Today was order takeout day in reversed gender roles monstergirl world.

>>16412613
This is why Anubi are better at gender role reversal. Stinky fire dog can't boss around and teach her man properly.

>>16412304
>Get ran over by truck.
>Spend rest of your life in the monstergirl world, paranoid as fuck, having waking nightmares of the truck squashing you over and over until you die
>Too scarred from the event to even get it up

>>16412624
Mindflayers.

>>16412627
Well good fucking luck ever finding one.

>>16412627
>>16412624
Or just cuddles

>>16412624
Depends if you were facing or turned around when the truck ran you over. You know what would actually give you nightmares? Getting run over by a Rascal, you'll never live it down.

>>16412631
Do wild monstergirls hesitate to rape a man if he's visibly fucked up in the head with trauma?

>>16412631
No. Mindflayer. He is broken and must be fixed.

>>16412634
They will probably try to comfort you and rape you way later.

>>16412634
of course
best way to cure a trauma is another trauma

>>16412634
They ship crazies off to Funderlond.

>>16412638
Actually that's been proven to result in trauma squared.

>>16412634
Wild MGs don't care about the man they rape.

>>16412451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

>Crabs
>Rape Caves

>>16412562
oh, to be a shota in that situation
>"Ufufu, who would have thought that my innocent looking little brother would be interested in big tits?"
>"I bet you've been staring at my chest for some time now. What a little pervert~"
>"Since mother isn't here right now, I wonder how I should punish you for being such a naughty boy."

>>16412679
BREASTFEEDING

What kind of brush and oils do need to clean/polish my dragons horns and scales?

>>16412696
A thick steel brush to scrape off particulates and a buffer for shine. Not sure about oils.

>>16412689
Silly Anon. Your Onee-san isn't pregnant, but you can fix that

>>16412663
>ywn call your crab waifu "crab cakes"
>she'll never get angry and grab a knife
https://youtu.be/ebsvoRqPOMk

Mofu snusnu.

>>16412319
How unnerving.

>>16412696
Scale polishing goes too deep. You can always get an average one and get the oil thinking if you want her to be more smooth and/or shiny, but if you want to make a piece of her scale more valuable then you must decide thinking about what she eats, how many times you have sex, habitat, weight, size, color, durability of scales and things like that.

>>16412679
>You will never have a tall tittymonster onee-san
>>16412703
Lactation potions. Hathorite gift shops sell them aplenty.

>>16412712
Jeez man. All I wanted to do was make my waifu look nice and make her happy.

Babies only need genetic information from tw parents and a shit tin of chemical energy in the form of food to grow, right?

>>16412722
If you're only taking in physical variables into consideration, then yes.

>>16412719
She will be super happy just knowing that you want to take care of her, Anon. You don't need to go crazy over it, I'm sure she'll love you lots either way.

>>16412730
as opposed to what else?

>>16412734
Emotional and Psychological Development.

>>16412722
Shoggoths multiply.

>>16412732
Always remember the key points when massaging a dragon.

-horns
-tail
-claws
-wings

In that order.

>>16412730
How much chemical energy? Like, on average. If we convert it to semen, how much would you need to cum inside one over a span of 9 months?

>>16412385
Sub lolis > haughty doms

>>16412747
Nobody's talking about semen, Anon.

>>16412108
goats are good but cows come first

>>16412741
It's a slime trait.

But now I'm picturing a Shogg announcing her pregnancy by having these weird voices/faces coming from random parts of her body

>>16412749
>subloli over anything
You're scraping so far down at the bottom of the barrel you've broken through and are where the siths dwell

>>16412385
Real ladies don't rape. They use their superior charms.

>>16412696
Daily reminder that grabbing a Dragon's unpolished horns is essentially the same as grabbing her tits. You must fondle and stroke them after cleaning to restore her womanly honour!

>>16412759
Shogs are slimes

>>16412761
what if she does both in a quantum physics super position manner?

>>16412758
>cows come first
Only if you play with their nipples.

>>16412749
>his taste is actually this shit

I will take my haughty dragon and leave. Good day!

>>16412763
That's what I meant by the first thing. That shoggs multiply because they're slimes.

>>16412761
Exactly. And that's how haughty charms me in my own way.

>>16412713
>get some lactation milk from the local Hathor shrine
>it strikes you as a bit odd that they just gave this away to a kid, but whatever
>you're about to put it into your Onee-san's daily tea when she sneaks up behind you and takes the bottle from your hand
>"Ara, what's this? Hathorite milk? Were you hoping to drink some of big sis's milk?"
>you try to come up with an excuse before you see her start chugging the entire bottle
>"Oh my, looks like I'll need someone to help milk me everyday until this wears off. You'll help me, won't you Anon?"
>spend the next couple of weeks getting breastfeeding handjobs from you Onee-san

>>16412764
Her efforts would be wasted, since one can only observe one state at a time.

>>16412774
I need my Wock onee san to do this to me!

>>16412779
>handjob from a clawed hand
I'm not sure how comfortable that would be

>>16412787
years of fapping with my grip strngth has made a lot of sensation go away, I need claws at this point.

>>16412787
It will be comfortable. Trust me. Wocks are gentle.

>>16412787
C'mon, Anon, It can't be worse than a cancer's clawjob.

>>16412774
I'd rather replace my lizardman oneesan's milk with this when she tries to drink it after a big workout.

>>16412795
>cancer's clawjob.
wouldnt be so bad if shes in her softshell phase.

>>16412787
>he doesn't want to get stroked by a dragon's delicate claws

>>16412800
You mean after molting? It'd probably be good. But someone would REALLY have to have confidence and trust in her to do that with her regular pincers.

>>16412816
are you a bad enough of dude to break up with her in the middle of a handjob?

>>16412774
I hope Automatons can use lactation potions.
>until this wears off
Like that'd ever happen.

>>16412821
No, but I'd be flipping out trying to remain composed.

>>16412805
hey, don't go putting words in my mouth. I'd love a handjob from a cute dragon, but I'm just saying that Jabberwocks have some pretty large claws

>>16412821
what if it just turns one of their arms into a gas pump that pumps out milk?

>>16412774
>Implying I'd get the cheap stuff that wears off

>>16412822
That would be pretty stupid. Just get the nearest gremlin to add a lactating function to her.

>>16412828
meant for>>16412822

>>16412831
>Lactating function
So would the Automaton in question need regular refills?

>>16412834
Anon, you're a mess.

>>16412837
Yep, you can add any kinds of milk to her.

>>16412844
Any kind, huh?
Well, it's time to break some chocolate syrup.

>>16412839
....I kinda want to make that goblin bigger at both ends for science.

>>16412857
She's already a thick titcow.

>>16412862
And you think we can't go further?
Science demands it!

>>16412760
Don't blame me for your shit taste.

>>16412839
>No shortstack Gremlin to fuck relentlessly while praising her sexy body.
>You'll never see her furious blush as her self confidence rises with every orgasm

>>16412749
Sub lolis are vastly inferior to Haughty NEET subs.

>>16412871
>n-n-no you!

>>16412877
What about haughty NEET sub lolis?

>>16412888
>W-whaa? This isn't like my doujins at all!

>>16412499
'Sometimes' means about once, out of ~3 times it's been ever used?

>>16412877
>implying neet girls are haughty

>>16412905
I can see one being haughty/.

>>16412888
Inferior to chubby busty Haughty NEET subs.
I want to sink my hands into an Ojou-sama monstergirl's plump ass and feel her fat tits pressed against me. A loli can't do that.
Loli Ojou-samas are not for sexual, they're for protecting and being childhood friends with.

>>16412904
Doesn't relate to what it is. I just reminds me that I actually made a fucking pepe edit.

>>16412905
>implying power bottoms aren't a thing.

>>16412909
Doesn't relate to how many times it was used* I mean

Holy fuck

I want a furiously blushing dragon to knock on my door with a crudely made valentines letter and homemade chocolates

>tfw no lewd gazer gf

https://i.imgur.com/gx5PxNE.jpg

>>16412915
She could've just put the letter in the fucking mailbox.

>>16412915
That sounds very cute! Would be really funny to see what she says.

>"H-Here mortal. Take t-this token of gratitude. I-I don't like you to anything! It's just a r-reward for being such a loyal m-mortal!"

>>16412915
Would you let her in, and then mating press her on your bed while french kissing her?

>>16412918
Good.

Is there a list of MGs barbk has not drawn?

>>16412933
Much to my sadness, he has not drawn a jinko

>>16412918
Are all Gazers thicc?

>>16412915
Well, I want a Salamander who took up metalworking as a trade to give a cast-iron heart while saying, "This is for steel-ing my heart".

Whatever happened to the drawfag that was working on that sweater Shoggoth?

Can a living doll bear a child?

>>16412907
Lolis can still have fat asses, and you can feel the soft small bumps and erect nipples pressed against you.
Loli ojou-samas are for sexual, especially wights and vampires. They're still for protecting, but also for dominating with your fully grown cock.

>>16412905
>Hah, work? Such a thing is beneath me. I paid my dues over five centuries ago and thanks to greedy humans my coffers grow themselves.
>Work is beneath both of us, darling. Now shut up and put your head on my lap, the next episode is starting.

>>16412937
only the good ones

>>16412939
Ho boy that is one insane salamander that knows her stuff.

>>16412918
>No nerdy NEET Gazer girlfriend to sit on your face.
>She'll never tell you that if you can make her cum before she finishes what she's doing ingame that she'll rock your world.
Damn it.

>>16412923
Would she lose all composure if you kissed her on the cheek as thanks?

>>16412953
No tits though. And they can't be taller than me.

>>16412923
>"Ah, good timing. I wanted to give you something too."
>it's a handmade card with a picture of you and her sitting on a pile of gold and gems, and says "I treasure you."
>she nearly heart-pupils right in front of you

>>16412956
Rude.

>>16412933
Jinko, it seems tiger is not a valid option.

There's also a tonm of others I could list but it'd be pretty long. There's so many monster girls that even the most based of drawfags don't have enough time to do them all.

>>16412954
How would she react if I picked her up, sat her down on my lap and then took out my dick and started fucking her plump thighs and groping her soft tits?

>>16412957
Her love letter would also just be a copper plate that is etched with her confession of love.

>>16412971
>she nearly heart-pupils right in front of you
Anon, that's how you get a Dragon to tackle you to the ground, rip off your pants and then furiously ride you until every drop of your cum is inside her.

>>16412915
Imagine saying that her chocolates were the best thing you've eaten in the world.

Reminder that everything made by a dragon's fire counts as an indirect kiss.

>>16412977
mildly concerned, because she's 7ft tall. You can't watch the show with her like that. But if you aren't interested, she'll just sit back and enjoy it.

>>16412991
What if I slid my dick into her pussy?

>>16412986
if she does, I'll rub her reverse scale until she goes crazy. hopefully, by the end of it she'll be stuffed with cum and we'll both be too sore to move for a couple days

>>16412995
She'll enjoy it even more.

>>16413006
She'll carry you off to her manor before the soreness sets in so you can cuddle on her bed and watch movies together.

>>16412933
He's never drawn a Holstaur unfortunately.

>>16413019
He never will unless someone pays him

>>16413028
Where do I send my money to Barb to draw something? I don't see any commission info on his tumblr so I assume he doesn't take them

I've been away from these threads for a little bit. Has the rest of dark mage been translated?

>>16413032
deviantart, I hope you're going to get something good and not like a fucking wock or gazer

Say anons, given the hug-boxy nature of KC's MG-land, what would evil look like among MGs?

And who would stop evil MGs?

Say anons, give the hugbox nature of KC's MG-land, what would evil MGs act like?

And who would stop evil MGs?

>>16413041
>Female villain takes pictures of you in battle for her personal use later on
This is weirdly enticing.

>>16413039
I will request more Yeti butt, I'm not a fan of Gazers or Wocks but I respect the dedication those 2 waifufags have

>>16413054
I uploaded the wrong page at first, but since you like it, might as well put it back.

>>16413053
Wait a minute, I thought I recognized that girl.
It's that lewd Elf!

>>16413041
>>16413053
Is this the new thing that guy is working on? If so where can I find more?

>>16413053
>Look this up
>It's from the guy who did Elf & Orc
>Description of the manga on Batoto is a fucking ">tfw" greentext
What the hell is going on here

>>16413069
I know her name is black general.

>>16413069
>>16413071


It's "Precarious Woman Executive Miss Black Genera"

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/zannen-jokanbu-black-general-san-r19657

>>16413065
>It's that lewd Elf!
Anon, all Elves are lewd. That's like saying "it's that hot Hellhound!".

>>16413081
Anon, if I specify that it's "that lewd elf" I mean more lewd than the average elf. The lewdest elf.

>>16413081
http://imgur.com/a/niQBg

Elves are the lewdest.

>>16413079
>Lewd misunderstandings everywhere
Oh this is gonna be good.

>>16413079
How the hell do I use this website?

>>16412910
>"Ah, I'm completely at the mercy of a rapist, just like in all the hentai I've read."
>"I bet he's going to facefuck me and force me to the base of his cock as he cums right down my throat"
>"But that probably won't be enough and he'll rip off my panties and rape me in the ass, while he spanks my ass and tits and calls them useless sacks of fat."
>"I'm sure that after a while of him using me as a cock sleeve, he'll notice my dripping pussy and realize my body wants him to wreck it's deepest parts, but he'll refuse"
>"He'll just say hes too good for that hole and he's not going to take away my virginity"
>"Oh! Maybe if I beg, he'll let me masturbate in front of him as long as I admit I'm a disgusting perverted monoeye!"

>>16413104
>"...Ojou-sama are you sure you're okay?"

>>16412925
I'd give her a peck on the lips and she'd melt down with a squeal of delight right there on the doorstep

>>16413100
Batoto is login-walled. It fucking sucks, but at least it will never timeout your login, so it'll never nag you again unless you reset your cookies. And unlike most other major hosts, they don't watermark images or downgrade page quality.

>>16413105
Now that's a different sort of bullying.

>>16413104
I want to bully her by holding her hand and kissing her deeply, and then cumming inside her in the missionary position

>>16413121
Isn't batato shitty as fuck and run by fujoshits, like they keep almost explicit yaoi manga on there, but then turn around and randomly remove non-faggot fanservice because it's "nsfw" or """"creepy"""" or whatever. Or was it some other well known manga website that did that?

>>16413127
>Cyclops Ojou-sama expects her new butler to be a huge pervert who rapes her every day.
>Instead she gets a loving and slightly shy human boy who frets over her and does everything in his power to make her happy.
>She doesn't know how to deal with this.
>Sometimes despite her fantasies being broken she looks at him and can't help but smile.

>>16413136
I don't care who it's run by. I go there to look at manga, not stand on a soapbox about fighting the powers that be.

If there's a manga I want but can't find on there, I just look for it elsewhere. If you don't like it, don't go there.

>>16413079
>>16413121
Why not just go to Danbooru?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11084
Batoto is locked behind a pointless wall and only goes up to chapter 27. Booru goes up to 31.

>>16413104
I want to swell her womb with semen.

>>16413152
How do you think she'd react to being lovingly mating pressed as you gaze deeply into her eye and tell her you love her?

>>16413038
Don't think so

>>16413038
sadly no

>>16413104
Power bottoms a best.
>>16413152
I want to do all sorts of lewd acts with and to her with or without her express consent.

Had mushroom for the first time today.
I'd eat a Matango.

Brown childhood friend bully with shark teeth!

>>16413184
Sounds like a logical conclusion.
For someone who had shrooms, anyways

>>16413139
She'll find a way him attack her. What's the point of a non-lewd butler?

>>16413152
Can't risk her getting pregnant.

>>16413184
Don't do it Anon. Resist the pleasure!

>>16413194
I thought it was going to be awful but it was so meaty and delicious.
>>16413198
I'm going in boys, don't pull me out.

>You will never turn down royal / rich horse pussy
>Then subsequently be hunted down by bounty hunters and forcefully made to accept the love

I missed the entirety of last thread. Did anything interesting happen?

>>16413188
>she's outdone me in sports and grades... and even height now

I'm a slut for superior girls

>>16413199
Well I guess we lots another one.

>>16413188
Tall girls are love.

>>16413203
You're right, because I wouldn't turn down horse pussy even if she was a poor peasant farmer.

>>16413208
>losing to girls
Get ready to be made fun of by the whole school you fucking nerd

>>16413207
Just the usual, a few anons got into a heated debate over wether Maledom or Femdom is better, someone made a drunk commission of a Satyros, and I think those were the highlights.

>>16413213
Lost? I'm sure I can take down one Matango!
I am a pretty accomplished game hunter, you know.

>>16413226
I know that you are going to take more than one matango, you'll get addicted to them.

>>16413157
Heart pupils and hyperventilation are a given.

>>16413222
That's what I want.

I want to enter a physical strength competetition to a bunch of Onis and dragons then have them absolutely me crush me. Making me look weak.

I then want to enter a mental capabilities test and be absolutely crushed by smart Anubi and Liches. Making me look dumb.

I want to lose to MGs. Then for them to treat me like I'm inferior.

>>16413214
As long as it's not shota or onee shit

>>16413196
A gentle loving butler. That's the point.

>>16413230
Cute!

>>16413214
As long as it's shota or onee shit

>>16413245
At this point even an alp or centipede will bully you.

>>16413248
Your taste is trash and you should know it.

>>16413245
You are aware that none of them are gonna want you for being so useless, right? You gonna die alone, buddy.

Owls party until dawn!

>>16413254
Good

>>16413258
How wild do you think Owl Harpies would be in bed?

>>16413256
But that's not how MGs work, right? They love anon no matter what.

>>16413248
Is this on Sadpanda, or is it paywalled on Fakku?

>>16413262
Pff, yeah keep dreaming.

They're gonna pump and dump you.

>>16413261
Blowjobs with their heads turned back so you get a good view of their tits.

>>16413261
You could look into their eyes while doing doggy style.

>>16413261
Well they're predators for starters. So a bit dangerous to begin with.

The fully rotating head opens up a bunch of new positions as well.

>>16413255
Nah, it's shota and onee/onii that are trash
https://exhentai.org/g/1017915/45a3893799/

>>16413268
That's not true. MGs marry the guy they fuck. And girls like Kikimoras and Shoggoths love to take care of anons. So you are wrong!

>>16413281
Some girls will definitely pump and dump him though.

>>16413281
>MGs marry the guy they fuck
When they find a man they fancy. Keyword WHEN

Like, most of MGE's profiles point that out, if not all of them.

>>16413279
It's ok to accept you have shit taste.

>>16413279
oops, forgot to include

>>16413265
https://exhentai.org/g/1017915/45a3893799/

>>16413285
Like who?

>>16413288
And that "when" is the first guy they end up fucking/raping/taking a liking to

I want to make an unicorn or any other girl who believes in pure love watch a video where anon is gangraped and mindbroken!

>>16413295
>And that "when" is the first guy they end up fucking/raping/taking a liking to
[citation needed]

>>16413279
>>16413291
>She's a YANDERE brown tall girl with sharkteeth
I didn't expect that. Unf.

>>16413270
>>16413272
>>16413276
Kinky.

>>16413281
I kind of want a tough monstergirl delinquent to try to bully me only to find that my spirit is broken and I can't be bullied anymore.
I want to tell her that if she's going to rape me to hurry up and do it already since everyone does.
I want her to pull me into a hug and vow to bring back my smile before declaring me under the protection of her and her underlings.

>>16413296
If you show that to an unicorn she might transform because it's too lewd.

>>16413290
But you are the one having shit taste, m8

>>16413300
>yandere
Nah, that's mistag
How is she yandere?

>>16413297
Monstergirls aren't 3D women.

There's your citation

>>16413296
But anon, that's just going to make her go rape anon herself so she can become a Bicorn and force those girls to take responsibility!

>>16413307
>Source: My headcanon
lol

I've heard people here saying stuff like they'd love to bring back the "old ways" of monstergirls where people feared them as a legitimate threat/rape machines, yet you show up and pull this kind of shit

>>16413258
Unf, these chapters.

I want to date a cute little kitty cat!

>>16413290
>likes shota shit
>thinks he has good taste
And here I thought people like you were just a rumor.

>>16413295
>Like who?
zombie,

>>16413315
Anon no. You're going to wake the pure people!

>>16413290
>he likes shota

>>16413079
>Reading further in there's a cockroach girl with Child bearing hips.
Nice.

>>16413317
>It's heavily implied that there was a lot of interspecies fucking going on in those soundproofed rooms
>That one guy was getting Kabedonned by an Ogre
Holy shit man, what I would give to be there.

>>16413315
Enjoy the used goods faggot. Must be nice knowing you get the left overs.

>lol
Let's play guess who's new.

>>16413279
>girls for m
nope

>>16413319
>>16413330
Liking /ss/ and liking shota are two very different things, so I have no clue why you group them together.

>>16413315
>lol

>>16413332
That man's in for some rough Oni lovin'.

That other guy has grabbed himself a cute rabbit though.

>>16413336
Because they are autistic?

>>16413336
Who looks at two piles of shit and tries to tell them apart?

>>16413336
They're both shit.

>>16413341
I thought that was a ogre. Like Tio. Looks like her.

>>16413315
Read the world guide. It outright states that even if a monster were to initiate sex solely for food with the intention of chucking him after, they end up falling in love anyway since love and lust are the same thing for monsters.

>>16413333
>Let's play guess who's new.
I spotted you already, don't worry. Would you rather have me say kek instead?

>Used goods
You sound bitter. Struck a nerve?

How's it feel knowing you're too weak to bang a stronk girl and too dumb to get her wet?

>>16413336
>I don't like shota I just like seeing shotas getting fucked
What's the difference? Both are utter shit

>>16413350
Here. Take your last (You) you crave so desperately.

>>16413344
>>16413346
>>16413356
>my defining opinion is better than your because it's my opinion

Stop this shit now before it gets out of hand.

would incorporating alien monstergirls into an mge setting be cringy or not?

>>16413361
As you command, lord Fence.

>>16413341
>That guy with the cute rabbit.
>that guy up against the wall with an Ogre pinning him there.
>That guy who's definitely going to get cuddled by a cute Demon girl.
>That guy clearly about to get fucked senseless by what seems to either be a Lamia, an Elf, or a Lizardman.
All these lucky bastards man.
>>16413347
Oni are shorter than Ogres, so it's probably an Ogre.

>People hating on /ss/

But that would mean they don't like Kariyume.

Which is impossible.

>>16413363
Eldritch girls technically are, but anything beyond that is pushing it a bit too far.

>>16413372
>Monstergirls become real
>They dump you for a little boy
Yeah, have fun with that.

>>16413377
>Implying you're not the little boy in this scenario
Step it up anon.

>>16413363
Depends how they where handled. Chaos girls are close enough.

An MG based off a Grey would be kinda cool.

>>16413377
>Monstergirls
>dumping people

>>16413377
>he thinks that's how MGs work

If you're the used goods fag who is still hungry for (you). You really couldn't make it more obvious.

>>16413361
>people hate on loli all the time
>somehow hating on shota is over the line
>>16413372
I've got no idea what that is since I don't go digging through garbage.

>>16413335
It's turbo-vanilla m8
Girls for m has extremely variyng level of femdom. From just girl being active or on the top to guroing with no actual sex

>>16413381
Anon, we're grown men.

>>16413377
The only monsters that would go for little kids are the extremely rapist homeless ones, incestuous and really young ones.

>>16413381
This.

People crying about shota shit and don't realise the fetish isn't watching shotas fucking women. It's BEING the shota.

E.g those green texts a while back about anon being turned into a shota temporarily by a Dark Mage.

>>16413381
>self inserting as a kid
Something is deepy wrong with you desu senpai

I, for one, think that an Otohime based on a Leafy Sea Dragon would be cool.

>>16413381
Sure, let me go and get my time machine.

Really though self inserting into shotas is stupid, lets pretend to be helicopters while we're at it.

>>16413377
No, no, anon, they turn YOU into a little boy.

>>16413369
Gonna tick the 'blood-sucking' box.

>>16413394
Could have fooled me.

>>16413388
Hating shota isn't over the line. It's just cancer "my opinion is better than yours" cycle is annoying and clogs up the thread. Wether it be loli or shota. Nobody cares.

>>16413400
I like to self insert into a monster raping anon.

>>16413396
I don't see how it's different. It's still shit, I would rather fuck grils while not being a fucking kid

>>16413398
Well, they can do as they like, but they don't get to pretend that it doesn't say something about them.

>>16413389
maybey I have really bad luck, but every girls for m thing I have come across has had something go in the guys you know what, hell the most recent one I came across had that and ball crushing

>>16413394
Nothing wrong with wanting to go back to when it was simpler.

>>16413398
To be perfectly honest, the only times I self-insert as a shota is when I want to imagine what it would've been like to have a happy childhood friend romance with a monstergirl that blossomed once we hit our teenage years.

>>16413376
>Eldritch girls technically are

Not asking in a hostile way. But could you explain?

>>16413402
>>16413412
Fuck that. The only good thing back then was videogames.

>>16413396
>It's BEING the shota.
That's even worse.
>lose all your rights to do things you can do as an adult
>too weak to help your woman with anything, even simple tasks
>dick shrinks and can't please her like you could normally
>even if you did keep your dick size it would be out of proportion to your body and defeat the point of being a shota to start with
Your self insert fantasy is just bad.