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Yukkuri Reimu's mortal sin

Part 1

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Once, there was an unusual yukkuri couple living in the magic forest. It was a pair consisting of Reimu and another Reimu. Yukkuri-kind instinctively seek out mates of a different breed to complement their own personality traits, but these two chose to break the taboo. There is a reason for this.

Ever since her younger days, Reimu has always felt that Marisa types was too rough. Every Marisa she met was either too rude or too dirty for her liking. Reimu often tried to convince herself that though Marisa was unsightly on the outside, perhaps true charm could be found in Marisa's personality. However, with each new Marisa she met, the more Reimu was convinced of the Marisa kind's lack of care to hold a proper relationship. It was all about Marisa, Marisa, Marisa, and never about her. Marisa types would talk but never listen.

Still, time passed and Reimu met a Marisa that was too her liking one day. Strong but not too crass. Outspoken but not too loud. The perfect balance.

Reimu was in love. It was a pleasant feeling kind of warmth in her that she did not feel before. Their bond grew to the extent that Reimu was ready to leave the nest with this Marisa. It was at this moment that Reimu and Marisa met their last trial: Remirya.

"why? why did this happen?", Reimu thought. For things to go so well only to end like this. Still, if she could be with Marisa in her last moments, then it wouldn't be too bad. Or so Reimu thought...

"Yu. yuu! If you want to eat someone, eat Reimu!"
"yu... what.. MARISA!?"
"Please, let Barisa live! You can eat Weimu!"
"MARISAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!! YOUUuuuuuuu TRAITOOOOOOOOOORR!!!"

"Uuu.. I'll eat both of you! Uuu!"
"Noooooooooo!!!! just me! just sparring me is enough! eat Reimuuuuuu!!"

This is the end for Reimu. What a horrible way to die. Or so it would seem.

"uuu~ I'm gonna eat yuuu.... ? !?"

::SPLAT::

?!

In less than an instant, Remirya's hands were severed and dropped to the ground, meat sauce gushing from her wounds..

"uuuuuuuuuuuukkh!! ZAGUYA HELP ME!!!!"
"DIE DIE DIE DIE~ DROP DEAD EASY"
It was a yukkuri Flandre. In a sheer twist of fate Flandre has saved Reimu and Marisa from certain death. They chose to the moment to flee while Flandre was still busy with Remirya.

A long awkward silence followed

"Uhm.. Reimu..back then Marisa was just pretending ze.. Marisa.."
"Be quiet. Reimu is going home, easy"

Reimu never spoke again with Marisa. She also promised herself to never chose a Marisa as her mate.

Part 2: Patchouli

Not to soon after, Reimu found herself infatuated with a Patchouli. Patchu couldn't be anymore different than Marisa. Patchu was very knowledgeable and gentle.

Perhaps docile would be the better word. Reimu soon found that Patchu would rather spend her days indoors rather than going out to play with Reimu. Surely, there were several times where Reimu would prefer to stay indoors and exchange stories with other yukkuri, but for Patchu, this seemed to be the norm.

"There's this interesting book Patchu want to finish reading. Can we go out another day?"
"Yuu.. ok, sure. See you tomorrow, Patchu"

and the next day

"It's a bit cold today. Patchu can't breathe very well in the cold. Can Reimu wait until it is warmer?"
"Oh, sure... Reimu hopes you get better soon, Patchu. Take it easy!"

and the next day

"Patchu~ there's a lot of butterflies outside! Let's go and eat some, yuu~"
"Mukyuu.. chasing butterflies is too tiring, but we can talk about butterflies if Reimu wants that. Patchu knows a lot about butterflies"

...
many times, Reimu went on her own, feeling disappointed...

Still, Reimu did not give up on Patchu. The one quality that differentiated Patchu from Marisa was still there, wisdom.

But perhaps Patchu was too knowledgeable for a yukkuri.

Reimu always had a trouble finding a common ground between them. When Reimu told Patchu about how pretty and yummy the butterflies were, Patchu turned this into a discussion about a butterfly's life cycle.

Patchu would always look at things from a scholar's angle, often using terms that Reimu would not understand. There were also instances where Patchu would turn argumentative over an issue, just because Reimu didn't phrase things carefully.

"I'm telling you once again, it's called Metamorphosis"
"yu.. yu.. Reimu understand this... metal? more..?"
"METAMORPHOSIS!!! MUKYuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
"Yu.. yuuyuu.. OK, Reimu understands. Sowwy"

Reimu noticed that this ending was becoming increasingly common. Though it was painful, Reimu gradually distanced herself from Patchu. This was her 2nd heartbreak.

part 3: Alice

Several seasons passed, and Reimu found herself still without a mate and lonely. But new seasons bring with it new encounters. It was at this time that Reimu met the most beautiful yukkuri she had ever encountered. It was a yukkuri Alice.

With a soft golden hair, beautiful blue eyes, and ladylike manners. Alice truly was beauty personified in a yukkuri. Reimu was smitten right away and so their courtship begun.

Many other yukkuri envied Reimu. Who wouldn't? Alice was the perfect yukkuri. One month passed.

"Reimu, Alice wants to show you something wonderful tonight"
"yu? why can't you show it me now?"
"It's has to be a secret between us! If you do this properly we can both take it easy a lot!"
"Take it easy a lot!? sure.. Reimu will wait for you yuu!!"
"Do you see that tree on the hill? Alice wants you to go there tonight and wait in the opening. Come while there's still daylight to avoid Remirya!"
"yuu.. it's a bit far from here, isn't it?"
"That's because this is supposed to be a secret, Reimu and Alice's precious secret, yu!"
"yu..this is exciting! Reimu will do it!"

(yuyuu! Alice is going to propose to me tonight!) Reimu thought to herself. Reimu was happy. Things were finally going right for her.

Reimu and Alice parted after that, with thoughts of tonight keeping both of them anxious. Unknown to both of them however, a jealous Marisa was eavesdropping throughout their entire conversation.

"Something wonderful? Take it easy, a lot? Marisa wants to take it easy too, Ze! Just you wait for Marisa tonight ZE!"

...

::drizzle drizzle:
::drizzle drizzle:

Just before dusk, it started to rain. It wasn't too heavy for a rain. An able bodied yukkuri would probably be able to brave through the rain for 5 minutes without shelter at most, but the tree on the hill was more than a 5 minute journey.

Reimu looked at the raining sky from her next, sadly. "Reimu will have to meet you on another night. Sorry, Alice"

Elsewhere, at the Alice and Reimu's promised place.

"Yu he he he! Marisa never knew there was a hole under this tree Ze! Marisa was worried when it started to rain heavily, but somehow Marisa got into this place Ze!"

...

"Why are you here, Marisa?"
"Marisa heard you speaking with Reimu, Ze!. Marisa doesn't think that it's fair if only Reimu takes it easy a lot, so Marisa came here Ze!" "But Marisa almost died out there Ze! Did you cover it with leaves? Clever! but not as clever as Marisa Ze!"

...

"Marisa... heard Alice and Reimu?"
"That's right Ze! so hurry up and let Marisa take it easy now, Ze! c'mon c'mon!"
"Did Marisa tell anyone else?"
"Marisa didn't tell anyone so there would be more for Marisa ze! There's something wonderful, right? Is it candy? Marisa likes candy Ze!"
"Marisa.. you.."

Alice was noticeably upset now

"?.. what's wrong? are you deaf? are you stupid? show Marisa the wonderful thing"

Suddenly soft muffled noises were heard

"yuu.. yuu? is someone there?"
"sis please help me! barisa wants to go howwm"

Two koyukkuri voices. From their voices, Marisa could recognize them as one of her own breed.

"Yuu? Alice? are there babies in here?"

Alice paused, and forced her frown into a smile. "Why don't you take a look?"

Chapter 4: Sins

Curious, Marisa approached the direction where the voices came from. To her horror was two koyukkuri Marisa etched to the ground. They were impaled by twigs. Just enough so they could not escape, but not enough to kill them.

"Yubeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Marisa shrieked at the sight. But before her bean paste could understand what was happening, a strong scent assaulted her sense of smell. Custard... a strong smell of custard filled the air.

"Alice, why does this smell like custard? Yuhehe, Marisa doesn't like custard. Marisa prefers candy Ze!" Marisa laughed nervously, but Alice ignored Marisa.

"Yuu! These are presents for Reimu"
"y.. yuyu? P. presents?"
"Yu! Refreshment toys! The little ones feel soo good!"
!!!! Marisa's face turned pale

"Ah.. but the little ones turn black so quickly. I'm lucky that Marisa is here. Yuu! Let's make more toys for Reimu, easy!" Marisa backed away instinctively.

"Marisa, Alice is only doing this because Marisa is here. It's not as if Alice likes Marisa or anything!"

"Yubee...!?"

What Marisa saw before couldn't have been the same Alice as before. Her eyes blood shotted, her mouth oozing a thick fluid. But what disturbed Marisa the most was the protruding cone like appendage bellow Alice's jaw. It was leaking strong smelling custard from its tip, and it was pointing at Marisa.

"Ehheh.. don't look. Alice is embarrassed now"
"yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu..!!?"
"But I guess Marisa wants it so bad!"
"Nn nnnoooooooooooooo!!"
"Marisa is soo tsundere!!!"
...
"ID HURRRDS ZDOB IDDDDDDDDDD!!"
No one heard Marisa's cries

The rain grew stronger. Reimu sighed nervously. "Alice.. I hope you're okay"
...
"Ahn.. Ahn.. Marisa's bean paste feels soo good!"
"ZDOB ID!! Marisa can't take it easy like this! Marisa is gonna dieeeeeee!!!"
Marisa twitched violently
"Oh, that feels sooo gooooood! Marisa is so naughty!"
"Nhooooooooooooooo!"

The next morning.

Reimu expected to see a worried Alice.
Reimu expected to see an Alice teasing her for not showing up last night.
Reimu did not wish for this to happen, but she was also prepared to see an ill Alice soaked by the rain.

But Reimu certainly didn't expect THIS
From the moment she saw a huge flock of flies surrounding the tree on the hill, Reimu was already suspicious and worried.

In front of her eyes was a twisted spectacle. An exhausted drooling Alice was limping on the ground. Her body fluids leaked all over, leaving a sick perverted odor in the air. Next to her was a Marisa, or what used to be a Marisa. What remains is a lump of bean paste with several tendrils sprouting from it.

Reimu was certainly old enough to know what has happened.
"A..A... ALice... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! WHY YOU DO THIS!"

A tired Alice looked at Reimu and grinned.
"R.. Reimu.. Alice did this for you"
"Yu?!"
"But I guess Alice was too excited..."
"Alice!?"
"Reimu should have been there.. Alice was really refreshed.. so pleasant. Ahh. but.. they're still some toys left if Reimu wants to get refreshed"

Soft koyukkuri voices were heard
"pwease... id hurch!" "sis hwelp! sis!"

Reimu was shocked speechless, but something broke the silence.

It was at this inappropriate moment that a koyukkuri dropped from Marisa's tendril.
::plop::
"chake id eachy!"
It was a yukkuri Alice.

"Ah.. I wanted a Marisa toy..."
Exhausted mother Alice replied.

Reimu snapped and lunged at Alice. This was her breaking point.

"ALICE!!!! DROP DEAD EASY!!"

SPLAT
Reimu dived down hard on Alice.

"yuhkkh.. yubeee!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"d.. don't you like this? YUKH!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"don't you... YUBEE!... hate Marisa?"
"!?"
...
Reimu paused

"Yubee! I heard about it! Reimu was betrayed by a scum Marisa..."
"..!?"
"So why is Rei.. YUBEE!"
SPLAT SPLAT
"Shut up and drop dead easy!"
Reimu continued her assault

SPLAT
"Re. Reimu...why?"

Alice was dead, but Reimu did not stop her rampage. She went on to crush Marisa's corpse and the still unborn koyukkuri attached to her.

"Nooo!!! mwommy! sis!"
The lone Alice koyukkuri cried out in despair.
Reimu gave it one last fierce glance before squashing it down on it with a body press.

SPLAT
"yukhu.."

At that moment, other yukkuri arrived at the scene. "yuu!? what's going on!?"

The flock saw the spectacle before them and was held with dread.

"Yuu.. isn't that Alice? Isn't that Marisa?"
"Why is Marisa?! Yubee!! It's horrible! yuu!
"Did Alice do this?!"

"It's all Alice's fault! They can't be trusted!"
The flock listened to Reimu's angry ravings with mix of pity and horror.

...

Reimu was in a very strange mood for the rest of the day. The rest of the flock avoided her. They had an idea what had happened and decided to leave Reimu alone for a while.

Reimu was sad. Reimu was angry. Reimu was more sad than angry. But above all, Reimu was feeling empty and lonely once more.

"Is there really no one else Reimu can take it easy with?"
Reimu went to sleep, burdened by that thoughts.

Elsewhere...

munch
munch munch..
"yueeeeeenn yuueeee!"

A lone crying koyukkuri was eating the remains of its fellow siblings

munch munch
munch munch

"why you kill mwommy?"

Chapter 5: Reimu

A few more seasons passed. Reimu is now close to being considered an old maid by yukkuri standards. Reimu knew this, but she has learned to accept it.

"C'mon and play with Marisa ZE! You can't be like that all the time"
"Yuu! Reimu is feeling ill right now. Reimu wants to take it easy alone"

Reimu was not devoid of suiters, but Reimu's failed courtships has jaded her towards the advances of other yukkuri. Reimu believed that she could take it easy alone. Reimu had no need for a mate nor children.

"Yuhehehehe!! Mwommy's cheek feels so warm~"

...

Still, every know and then she feels lonely when she looks at other yukkuri families. Lost in thought, Reimu wandered around aimlessly. Before she knew it, she near the outskirts of the forest

"Yunh! yuunh!"
"?"
Reimu heard another yukkuri. Reimu turned towards the noise and a saw another yukkuri taking its time, leaping step by step. It was another Reimu, yet, something was different. This Reimu was missing her ribbon. Furthermore, what is she doing?

"Yunh! yuunh!"

It took a while for Reimu to understand, but Reimu could know see that the other Reimu was carrying much food inside her mouth. The amount of food is weighing this Reimu down.

"I can help, yuu!" Reimu said to the other Reimu.
The ribbon-less Reimu was alerted to other Reimu's presence and was startled.

"Yubee!?"

In reflex ribbon-less Reimu spilled the food she was carrying in her mouth. Insects, nuts, and various other half chewed edibles spilled to the ground. But ribbon-less Reimu cared little for that and promptly fled away.

"Yuyuyuyu!!" "Yuu! Wait!"

Reimu had an idea what was going on. This ribbon-less Reimu has been persecuted by other yukkuri because of her appearance. She has seen things like that happening to other yukkuri. Because of this, ribbon-less Reimu has learned to avoid contact with others.

"Yuu! don't be afraid!"

Persistent Reimu finally managed corner ribbon-less Reimu. Despite trembling nervously, ribbon-less Reimu put up a defiant glare.

"YUU!! wh. what do you want?"
... "R... Reimu, let's take it easy, together"

This was Reimu and ribbon-less Reimu's fated encounter. Their days would be brighter from now on.
...
"Reimu... you're unrefined as usual"
Unknown to both of them, a yukkuri Alice grinned smugly.

Hey, could a Yukkuri Alice rape any other kind of creature?
Not for breeding, but to just scar it for life mentally?

Like say a Slime?

Chapter 6: Outcast

A ribbon less Reimu fidgeted around nervously in her nest. Her home was a cave near the outskirts of the forest. It was well isolated from other yukkuri. She was waiting.

"yu.. yu.. what's taking so long"
...?
"Reimu! I'm back. I brought you some food!"
"R.. Reimu!"

Once, there was an unusual yukkuri couple living in the magic forest. It was a pair consisting of Reimu and another Reimu.

"Yu.. d.. did anyone follow you?"
"Take it easy! Reimu was alone"

And this was their typical meeting.

"Yu.. I've cleaned everything"
"We can take it easy now"

Reimu and ribbonless-Reimu has repeated this secret meeting many times by now. They knew that such a controversial pair would meet persecution by their peers, so they chose to meet in discreet.

"H.. how many will be born?"
"Yuu.. Reimu doesn't know either"

Next to the Reimus was a soft stack of hay decorated with flowers. And a bit further from that, a generous stack of food: mushrooms, berries, insects and even human snacks were piled up carefully. Ribbon-less Reimu had spent a lot of time preparing the nest, while the other Reimu foraged for food. These were preparations for a baby.

"Reimu.. I am nervous.."
"Yuu.. me too.."
"Let's take it easy together forever.."

...
...

"Ufufufu.. yuhuhuhu!"
Unknown to the pair, a yukkuri Alice laughed mockingly from her hiding place.

This Alice had a particularly rough childhood. Her mother was murdered just after her birth. She herself had barely survived an attempt at her life by eating remains of her dead siblings. It was sickening and unrefined thing to do, still Alice didn't want to die just yet. No, not while a great injustice went unpunished. This Alice endured and grew larger. Alice learned to fend for herself. Alice did things that other Alices would consider to be unrefined to survive. But Alice didn't care. She would survive and see justice delivered to this murderous Reimu by any means.

"nhhh.. Reimu.. that feels so nice..."
"Reimu feels so soft and warm..."

Alice has stalked these two since their first fated encounter. Truthfully, there were many chances in which Alice could have attacked either of the two by surprise, but Alice had always denied herself the pleasure to do so. This Alice doesn't want to kill Reimu so easily. When Alice's mother died, nobody raised any objections. It's as if they were condoning Reimu's murder of her mother. Since then, Alice decided that if she were to kill Reimu, it would be in a way that the masses approve. Reimu would feel the pain she experienced long ago.

And now, Alice has found her means.

"re.. Reimuuuu!"
"Reimuuu!"

Yukkuri Alice stopped her observation and disappeared into the depths of the jungle.

Chapter 7: Subpoena

It has been half an hour since Alice left the Reimu pair.

"..yuhh.. yuhh.."
"..hfff...why won't Reimu's babies grow?"

Reimu had refreshed Ribbon-less Reimu for the 3rd time. Typically baby bearing stalks would grow out of yukkuri's head by now; but for this pair, that efforts remain fruitless.

"Yuu.. WHY IS NOTHING COMING OUT!?"
Reimu was terribly frustrated. Why is she kept being denied her right to take it easy?

"R.. Reimu.. I'm sorry"
Ribbonless Reimu apologized. Her latent sense of inferiority put the blame on herself before the other Reimu" But Reimu did not care for that. Her bean paste was too preoccupied with other matters.

"...Reimu, let's get refreshed differently..."
"yu?"
"Reimu will be on the bottom this time"

Reimu did not say it out loud, but her subconscious was also blaming this ribbon-less Reimu.

"bu.. but.. who will do the hunting? Reimu doesn't have a ribbon so she can't..."

Originally it was proposed that Ribbon-less Reimu would give birth and Reimu would do the foraging. After all, having no ribbon can be a huge liability if she meets other yukkuri on her hunt. But Reimu is impatient now, and having a baby became her priority. With reason lost, Reimu barked at her ribbon-less mate

"REIMU WANTS BABIES SO SHE CAN TAKE IT EASY! HURRY UP AND REFRESH REIMU, EASY!"

Ribbon-less Reimu and Reimu changed positions. Ribbon-less Reimu was now on top. Their refreshing ritual continued.

"Yuuuhh.!!"
"YOOAAAA.. Refreshed! Refreshed!"

The pair tried several more times, but as usual, their efforts bore no fruit.

"WHY!!!???"
"Yueeeeeeeeee!! why won't the babies come out?"
Ribbon-less Reimu was crying by now. No doubt because of her self blaming mentality.

"babies! hurry up and come out, easy!"
"yuueeee.. yueee... re.. reimu.."
"why!? WHY WON'T BABIES COME OUT?!"

...

"That's because what you're doing is a sin against God"
An unfamiliar voice boomed in the air, surprising both Reimu.

"yu!?"
"yuyuyuyuee? how did they find Reimu?!"

A group of yukkuri gradually appeared before the Reimu pair. There's was a visibly scowling Marisa, a smug looking Alice, and several other yukkuri of various types looking upon them in disdain. Leading all of that was a pair of yukkuri of commendable presence.

In front was a green haired yukkuri dressed in royal blue colors. Not a spec of dust covered her. Slightly behind her was a yukkuri with twin pigtails.

Yukkuri Sikieiki and yukkuri Komachi has arrived.

"Sikeiki hereby summon you two for trial"

"yuyuyyuu!?"

Chapter 8: Trial pt.1

A group of yukkuri formed a circle around a tree stump. On top of it was yukkuri Sikeiki. Placed near the center bellow it was yukkuri Reimu, and behind her yukkuri Komachi. This was the typical placement for a defendant in a yukkuri trail. If a defendant was to make any attempts to flee, Komachi would easily overpower her. If under the orders of yukkuri Sikieki, a yukkuri Komachi could match even a yukkuri Flandre. And she could certainly handle a rebellious yukkuri Reimu. Much further behind Reimu was ribbon-less Reimu. She was flanked by several other yukkuri. There was also no escape for her.

"Reimu... reimuuuu.. I'm scared.. yuueeeeee..."
Ribbon-less Reimu cried but the crowd remained indifferent.

"We gathered here today for the trial of yukkuri Reimu and her crimes of breaking the a yukkuri taboo"
"Before we start this, Sikieki would like to thank Alice's prompt reaction in notifying the Sikieki. Had it not been for Alice, this would have gone unnoticed"

"Alice was just doing her duty"
A yukkuri Alice grinned smugly at Reimu

(soo... that's who told.... wait.. has Reimu met her somewhere?)
Before Reimu could continue on with her thoughts, Sikeiki begun her questionings.

"It has come to Sikieki's understanding that Reimu wanted to take it easy alone, forever. Did Reimu lie about that?"

"yuu! Reimu wanted to do that until Reimu met Reimu!"
soft whispers spread among the crowd.

"So it was all just an excuse so Reimu could get refreshed with another Reimu?"
Reimu felt the pressure in Sikieki's tone.

"Yuu? what's wrong with that? Reimu and Reimu wants to take easy together!"
A perplexed Reimu voiced her objections. The whispers grew louder.

"Why does it have to be another Reimu? Can Reimu not take it easy with other yukkuri?"
Sikieki pressured on.

"Yuu! at first Reimu tried to be nice to Marisa, but all Marisa are dirty"
"Reimu is a liar!" "Drop dead, easy~!" "Re..Reimu..."
Various reactions were head from the Marisa types within the crowd.

"Reimu is not a liar! Reimu has met a lot of Marisa!"
Reimu yelled surprising Marisa

"When Marisa eats, it's always messy! When Marisa sleeps she always snores! When Reimu wants to talk, all Marisa does is talk about herself!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Do you want Marisa to kill you~?
A Marisa was obviously not happy with Reimu's comments.

ORDER ORDER
Sikieki demands silenced the court once more.

"Continue, Reimu..."

"Yuu.. a.. and when Remirya came, Marisa betrayed Reimu!"
"betrayed, you say?"
"Ma. Marisa wanted to give Reimu to Remirya so she could run away herself!"
"If that's true.. then why are you still alive now, Reimu?"

"Yuu.. because.. Flandre came and killed Remirya..."
Once gain, the crowd's whisper grew louder

ORDER ORDER

"Yuu..? what's wrong?" Reimu seemed anxious.

"So... a Flandre killed Remirya? Reimu is lucky, isn't she?"
"yu..."
"Does Reimu have anything else to add?"
"noo.. yuu..."

Chapter 9: Trial Pt.2

"Reimu, let's just say that Reimu has bad memories with Marisa, but what about the others?"

"Yuu.. after that, Reimu met Patchu"
Reimu continued her story.

"Patchu knows a lot of things, but Reimu can't take it easy with someone who can't move!"
"MUKYUUUUUuuuuu! What do you mean by that!?" An angry Patchu voiced her objection.

"Patchu just stays inside all the time. Patchu rarely goes out, and if Patchu goes out, Patchu is so slooow!. Patchu is taking it too easy!
The crowd gasped. "Taking it too easy?" what crazy speak is this?

"ORDER ORDER!" The court was silenced once more.

"Reimu, when Reimu has babies Reimu won't be able to move much as well... If Reimu can't stand Patchu being so slow, how can Reimu stand having babies?"

"Yuu.. but...but"
Reimu didn't like being questioned like this. Reimu snapped.
"Patchu can only make dead babies!!!"
The crowd gasped. This was certainly true among some Patchouli types, but for Reimu to say that so bluntly...

"MUKYUUUUUuuuuu! MUKYUUUUUuuuuu!"
Several Patchouli's in the audience were reddened with anger, still Reimu continued her assault.

"Reimu knows all about it! whenever Patchu makes babies it's always dead! Reimu can't take it easy like that!!"

MUKYUUUUUuuuuuu...............

One Patchu passed out because of anger

Sikieki nodded to herself silently, contemplating things.

"Sikieki is begining to see the problem here. Continue, Reimu..."

"After that.. Reimu met Alice. Alice seemed very nice at first, but she turned out to be a rapist!"
A yukkuri Alice in the audience bit her lip. She did not like Reimu talking about her mother this way, but for now she decided to let the trial proceed.

"Sikieki has heard of this case before, but never the details"
"Could Reimu tell Sikieki the details?"
"Yuu.. alright"
Reimu sighed. She is forced to relive a bad memory.

"Alice and Reimu was getting along so well. Alice was going to propose to Reimu one day"
"Reimu was supposed to meet with Alice at a certain place..."
"... when.. when..."

"Go on, Reimu"

"... When Reimu came there, Reimu saw Alice who just raped Marisa. Reimu then punished evil Alice!"
A yukkuri Alice in the crowd was visible getting angry. It was getting hard to hold her patience.

"Hmm.."
Sikieki nodded slowly.

"Reimu mentions that Alice wanted to propose to Reimu?"
"Yuuu!!! that's right, but Alice betrayed Reimu's love!"
"Reimu then arrived and saw all of Alice who just raped Marisa..."
"Yuu..!! and Reimu punished her for that!"

"Hmm.. but then.."
"Yuu..?"
"Why was Marisa there? Isn't that place supposed to be a secret that only Reimu and Alice knows about?"
"yu.. Yuu... Reimu is not sure..."
"Maybe.. maybe..."
"Maybe... Alice just raped Marisa because she was there by chance!"
"By chance.. you say...?"

"Yuyuyuyu.."
Reimu was getting very nervous and upset. Why is she being questioned like this? It's as if she did something wrong.

"Yuu!! Reimu remembers!!! There was a little Marisa at that time! One or two little Marisa!"

Chapter 10: Trial pt. 3

"Yuu.. there was one or two little Marisa! Marisa can tell the story, yuu~!"
"And where can we find those little Marisa now, Reimu?"
"Yuyu..Reimu..doesn't.."

"Sikieki-sama, can Patchu say something?"
A Patchu in the crowd made her voice heard.

"Patchouli may speak"

"Mukyuu~ Patchouli and several others have searched that place once. Patchu found several little Marisa, but they were all dead"

"Yuu!!! Patchu is a liar!!!"
Reimu screamed in defiance.
The crowd was once more engulfed in soft whispers.

Amidst of that, yukkuri Alice giggled gleefully.
(yuhuhuhu... I was there Reimu. I saw you. You murderer)

Indeed at that time yukkuri Reimu was lost in her anger. Reimu was not satisfied with just squashing Alice, Reimu moved on to squash Marisa's remains and her unborn koyukkuri. Reimu then moved on to squash koyukkuri Alice who barely survived the attack. And while koyukkuri Alice was hanging in life and death, she saw yukkuri Reimu commit her last murder.

"Alice's bad children should just drop dead, easy!"
"Nooo.... sis! Maricha ish not baaaaaaYUGEEEHH"
"Hwelp! Mwommyuuuubeeeehh!"
::SPLAT SPLAT::
"Maricha... wanched choo chake..."
"DROP DEAD EASY!"
::SPLAT SPLAT::

...

Of course, yukkuri Reimu couldn't remember this, or rather, Reimu refused to remember this, so she accused yukkuri Patchouli of lying.

"Patchu is a liar! Hurry up and tell the truth, easy!"
"Mukyuu!! the liar is Reimu!!!:

"ORDER ORDER"
Yukkuri Sikieki continued her contemplation.

"Reimu, did Alice say she wanted to propose to Reimu?"
"Yuu! are you stupid? Reimu told you that already...yukh!?"
Yukkuri Komachi punished yukkuri Reimu's insolence with a body blow.
::BIFF BASH::
"Yubee!!!"

"Reimu!!!"
Ribbonless-Reimu cried out for her mate.

Unmoved, Yukkuri Sikieki asked yukkuri Reimu once more.
"What did Alice actually say that to Reimu?"
"Yu.. yuu.. Al... Alice told Reimu to go a secret place. Alice told Reimu there would be a surprise..."
"... I see, Sikieki is starting to understand the true story now
"yu... yuu?"

Sikieki held her silence while the crowd grew more restless.
"Mukyuu.. this seems difficult.." A few yukkuri Patchouli commented among themselves.
"I don't get it" A confused yukkuri Chen looked to a yukkuri Ran for explanation.
"Dick, dick dick! yukhu!!" A yukkuri Youmu spouted pointless obscenities before being silenced by her peers.
"Reimu! Reimu!!! are you okay!!!"
Ribbon-less Reimu was worried. That earlier blow yukkuri Komachi dealt to Reimu seemed painful.

"Yuu.. It's nothing...just wait, easy! We'll take it easy after this!"
"Reimu!!"

...
It was then that yukkuri Sikieki made herself heard.

"Sikieki will now make a judgment..."
"yuyuyuyu?!!"
Reimu gulped

"Reimu, it is clear to Sikieki that Reimu has had several problems in her life"
"yuuu..."
"But Sikieki also realizes that Reimu is intolerant and hateful towards others"
Yugyu?!

"Whenever Reimu encounters a problem, Reimu blames everything on the other yukkuri"
"!? Yuu! Reimu has done nothing wrong!!!"

Sikieki ignored Reimu
"Reimu is a bad yukkuri and a liar!"
"Yugyu?!"
"Reimu was never attacked by Remirya. The chances of meeting Remirya and Flandre on the same night and surviving that is very very low. Sikieki concludes that Reimu was lying."
"Yu!?"

"Reimu didn't lie about Patchouli, but it's clear to Sikieki that Reimu is an insensitive and bad yukkuri"
"Yuyu!?

"Reimu also lied about Alice!
"Yuuyuyuu!!? Reimu is not lying"

"Sikieki thinks that Alice did not want to propose to Reimu"
"yuyu? yu...?"

"If Alice is popular, It's not strange if another yukkuri other than Reimu likes Alice. Sikieki thinks that Alice already had a family with Marisa, and wanted to break up with Reimu that day"

"YUYUYU!! ARE YOU STUPID?!!!?? YUBLEEEEHhh...!~"
Once more Yukkuri Komachi silenced yukkuri Reimu

"Sikieki thinks Alice wanted to show Reimu her family so Reimu would understand and end things peacefully.
"yuuuuAAAGGAA!! that's not true!"

"Reimu left Alice... but Reimu came back later because Reimu was jealous! Reimu didn't like seeing Alice and Marisa happily taking it easy together!"

"yhh.. yuuee.. n. nooo"

"Reimu then killed Alice and Marisa. It was easy because Alice and Marisa was tired after being refreshed"
"yuuuu.. noooo.."

"However, Alice is also at fault for taking it easy with Reimu despite having a family. Sikieki cannot fully blame Reimu on this."

>>1609577

>>1609577

They bully slimes according to one strip. No they're not necessarily tougher. Yukkuri reproduce like crazy, thus giving them an number advantage.

>>1609607

Chapter 11: Verdict

"Re.. Reimu is that true?"
Ribbon-less Reimu was starting to doubt her mate.

"Yuu... yuu... noooo!!"
Defendant Reimu has holding back her tears. The stress was consuming her.

Yukkuri Sikieki turned her attention to the ribbon-less Reimu.
"That Reimu over there! Reimu was refreshed by Reimu, is this correct?"

"Y. yuu.. that's right, b... but no babies came out"
"That is strange, is it? Reimu, whose fault was it?"
"yuu...?"

"Sikieki is asking you. Whose fault is it that the babies didn't come out?"
"yu? yuyuyuyu!?"

"Reimu! answer Sikieki's question!"
"Re.. Re.. It.. IT'S REIMU'S FAULT! Reimu lost her ribbon! Reimu is bad yukkuri! Yueeeeeee~~~"
Ribbon-less Reimu was crying now. She was never one of a strong heart, and this trial was especially taxing on her psyche.

"yuuu.. pwease... don't buwwy Weimu..."
Ribbon-less Reimu sobbed incoherently

"It's not Reimu's fault"
Sikieki made a surprsing declaration

"yubu?"
This was words ribbonless Reimu didn't expect to hear.

"It's how things are. No matter how many times Reimu gets refreshed with Reimu, no babies will come out"

>>1609901

"Yuyu!? Reimu didn't know that..."
"Actually, Marisa didn't know that either, ze! but would never refresh another Marisa"
"City sect Alice knew that from birth!"
"Reimu would never get refreshed with another Reimu! hunh! "
Various reactions are heard from the crowd.

"Whose idea was it to have a baby?"
"Yu.. yuu.."

Ribbon-less Reimu was speechless... She didn't answer, or rather, was not sure how to answer this. Ribbon-less Reimu made frantic eye contact with defendant Reimu. Yukkuri Sikieki caught hold of this and seized the chance.

Yukkuri Sikieki turned back her attention to the defendant Reimu.
"Reimu should know better! Doesn't Reimu feel anything at all when Reimu was refreshing Reimu?"
"Re.. Reimu felt weird. But was it was... Reimu.. Reimu's bean paste was ve..very warm, yuu!"

Yukkuri Sikieki scowled at defendant yukkuri Reimui.
"Reimu is a sick pervert!"
"yuyuu!?"
"Reimu should have felt guilt! There's a reason why Reimu never gets refreshed with Reimu and Marisa never gets refreshed with Marisa and Alice never gets refreshed with Alice!"
"There should be something in Reimu's bean paste that tells Reimu not to do those things!"
"Re..Reimu didn't do anything wrong!"
"Reimu has no morals!!!"

Yukkuri Sikieki increased the momentum of her attacks.
"Reimu always blames the others!"
"That's why Reimu wanted to take it easy with this other Reimu who lost her ribbon!

"Yuuu! what are you saying? are you stupEEEEGAAAGH!!"
Prompt as always, yukkuri Komachi punished Reimu.

"Reimu likes to blame others! But no one like to be blamed so they fight back at Reimu"

Yukkuri Sikieki glanced at ribbon-Reimu
"However, that other Reimu who lost her ribbon is different. That Reimu will always blame herself!
"Yuu!?"
"That's why Reimu wanted to take it easy with that Reimu! Reimu wanted someone to bully!
"yuuuuuuuuuuu!!! nooooooooo!!"

"Reimu is a broken! Sikieki declares Reimu as a guilty of being a bad yukkuri!"

Nice story.

Though I can't say I like the vision of yukkuri society with a working judicial system. What's next? Taxes? Religion? War?

Holy Jihad against the arrogant Reimus.

>>1610980

>Though I can't say I like the vision of yukkuri society with a working judicial system.

Their "judicial system" is "whatever Shikieiki says, goes".

Shikieiki tends to just shout "DEATH PENALTY!" or "Thou may!" for negative or positive.

Not quite a trial by jury.

i need more

>>1609901
Chp 12: Guilty

"DEATH PENALTY FOR REIMU!"

The crowd roared.
"Perverted Reimu should just drop dead easy!"
"Reimu is a liar!"
"Dick! Dick! DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
"Ooo... punisment punisment!"

"W.. wait!"
A Marisa voiced her objection. This was the same Marisa whose advances was rejected by Reimu several times before.
"M.. Marisa knows Reimu. Reimu is a good yukkuri. Marisa thinks it's that trash ribbon-less Reimu's fault! She tricked Reimu Ze!

"Yuyuyu?!"
Ribbon-less Reimu cowered as the crowd diverted their angry stares at her.
"A Reimu without a ribbon is not a Reimu! DROP DEAD EASY!"
"Trash yukkuri!"

"ORDER ORDER!"
Yukkuri Sikieki silenced the court.

"Marisa! Sikieki has not allowed you to speak!"
"Ma.. Marisa is sowwwyUUUBEEEEEghh!"
Komachi spat a one Yen coin at Marisa. It was bit late, but yukkuri Komachi made it clear that yukkuri Sikieki's authority is to be respected.

"That being said, Sikieki knows that Reimu over there is not innocent, either"
"yuguuuuuu~~~" Tears flooded ribbon-less Reimu's eyes.

"Sikieki orders the Reimu without a ribbon to be banished from this forest!"
"Yugguu... but it's almost Winter..." To ribbon-less this was the same as a death penalty.

"b.. but..!'
Attention returned the other Reimu

"That's not fair! why is Reimu the only one to die!? Reimu doesn't want to die!!!! Reimu can't take it easy if you die!!! NOOOOOOOooooooooooyuGUUKH!!!" Once again yukkuri Komachi punished Reimu.

Sikieki made her disdain known to Reimu.
"Reimu is a bad yukkuri, but Sikeiki doesn't have enough proof that the other Reimu is a bad yukkuri"
"Sikieki thinks that Reimu without a ribbon was just tricked by Reimu, but still, Sikieki cannot forgive her"

"NOooooo!!"

"Sikieki-sama, can Marisa speak?"
"What it is, Marisa?"

Yu.

>>1611755

"Please, Sikieki-sama. Don't execute Reimu! Marisa believes Reimu! Reimu is a good yukkuri!!!"
"Ma.. Marisa...Marisa will do anything.. ANYTHING! So please let Reimu take it easy!"

Whispers emerged from the crowd. Within it a Yukkuri Alice was visible upset.

(I can't take it easy like this. If it comes to this, then I'll just play along)
"Sikieki-sama, may Alice speak?"
"You too, Alice? What is it"

"Just like Marisa, I think that we shouldn't execute Reimu"
"Are you two questioning my judgment?!" Yukkuri Sikieki was visibly offended. Yukkuri Komachi readied her weapon.

"I'm sorry, Sikieki-sama. It's just that.. even now, Reimu still hasn't understood what a bad yukkuri she is, easy." Yukkuri Alice looked at Reimu and grinned.

Alice continued her wordplay.
"If she dies now, it will be too easy for her. Sikieki-sama, please think of all the other yukkuri she has hurt, easy"

"Hmm.. certainly if she died without realizing her sins..."

Sikieki looked at Marisa.
"Marisa, does Marisa believe in Reimu?"
"Ma.. Marisa believes in Reimu, easy!"

>>1611939

"Then Sikieki orders Reimu to be Marisa's mate. Marisa will guide Reimu and make her understand. Reimu must obey everything that Marisa says, easy!"

This was pleasant surprise for Marisa and a dreadful news for Reimu.
"Ma.. Marisa... is... happiness"
"NOooooooooooooo!!!! Reimu can't take it easy with dirty Marisa!"
"Sh.. shut up easy Reimu. Do you want to die? You can't take it easy if you die!"
"Yubuuubuuu.." Reimu accepted bitter defeat.

(Yuhuhuhu... this could be interesting... )
"Sikieki-sama, may Alice say something?"
"Hm.. what now, Alice?"
"Alice wants to take care of the Reimu with no ribbon. Can Sikieki-sama give that Reimu to Alice?"
"NooooooOOOOOooo!! Reimu's cute Reimu is Reimu's alone!"
"Reibuuuuu!!! help meeee!"
The two Reimu descended into hysterics.

"Hmm.. that's not a bad proposal. Very well.. Sikieki gives the Reimu with no ribbon to be Alice's mate. Please guide her, easy"
"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!"

"But.. if either of Reimu tries to run away, Sikieki will execute both of you! Sikieki will make an example of you two for other perverted yukkuri!"
"Yuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen~~~"
"yuee~ yuuuueeeee~"

Sadly, Reimu and Reimu's days would only grow bleaker.

>>1609577
>Hey, could a Yukkuri Alice rape any other kind of creature?
>Not for breeding, but to just scar it for life mentally?
Alice rapes all.

>>1611939

>Yukkuri Komachi readied her weapon.

OH MY GOD THAT JELLY DONUT'S ARMED

Komachi uses yen damaku.

>>1612044

Yes, yes she does.

So does this mean I can get rich from Komachi yukkuris?

Erm, shouldn't yukkuris try to kill ribbon-less Reimu on sight?

It's likely that Siki wants it alive for the sake of the trial. If they attempted to kill it Yukkomachi would probably attack them.

Good story, but the ending needs more deaths.

>>1612120

They're extremely prejudiced, but it's to me that they only kill the yukkuri "doesn't know her place"

>>1612130

In all other stories/comics their behavior is quite clear about this: no place for reason, it's killing time!
They even kill their mates and children when they lose accessoires.

Yet in this story nobodu have even shouted obsceneties at her. When the trial is over she anyway will be doomed. There is no place for accessoireless yukkuri in their society.

As for this story, it probably would be better if she hadn.t lost her ribbon, but had it severely damaged instead. It will still create the needed feeling of inferioirity and force her into semi-isolation.

>>1612174

It isn't finished yet as it seems to me.

>>1612187
>There is no place for accessoireless yukkuri in their society.

And Shikieiki's judgment is Banishment (then renewed into Slavery).
She won't(wouldn't've) BE(EN) a part of their society.

Nothing stops(/ped) a few yukkuris going vigilantist though.

So, is that it? Because that would mean it just cuts off before the inevitable rape. And that's terrible.

>>1612271

He's still writing it god damn take it easy.

Siki seems a little too smart in this one though. It seems like in most of the comics, she'll only smile weirdly and say simple things. The other yukkuris handle the actually blaming and accusations.

Pic related, it's a good reference.

>>1612313

Shouldn't -ze come at the end of the first bubble?

>>1611946

Chapter 13: Punishment

"Re... Reimu... let's go out and eat some butterflies.. Ze!"
"yuuu.."
"Reimu should forget about that thrash Reimu and take it easy with Marisa Ze"
"YUU! Reimu's cute Reimu is not thrash! Reimu is much better than dirty Marisa!"
"Re.. Reimu!"
One week has passed since the trial and this has how it has been daily for Reimu and Marisa. Every once in a while Sikieki would check on Marisa and Reimu. Reimu would put up her best manners, but when it was all over, Reimu would revert to her grumpy self again.

"Reimu.. Marisa is going out to hunt"
"Yuu..."
..
Marisa loved Reimu. Marisa didn't want Reimu to die. Marisa wanted Reimu to have a second chance. Still, this rejection was was becoming quite painful for her.
"Reimu.."

"Yufufu it seems you are having trouble with Reimu"
It was yukkuri Alice. There she was, looking gentle as usual. Smiling... plotting...

"Alice.. where is thra.. where is Reimu?" Marisa's predjudice against ribbon-less Reimu was noticeable; still, this was a trivial matter for Alice.
"Reimu is at home. Reimu doesn't have a ribbon, so she can't take it easy outside"
"Yuu.. Alice has it hard, too.."
"Yufufu. Reimu cries everyday.. Alice feels sorry..."
Alice's lips contorted into a crooked grin

"Alice...?"
"Alice... thinks Reimu wants to meet with Marisa's Reimu"
"no.. NO! Reimu is Marisa's Reimu!"

Alice was persistant.
"Marisa.. think about it... this way Reimu will finally go out..."
"bu.. but.."
"Marisa, I'll be waiting for you and Reimu at our nest"
...

"Reimu!!!"
"Reimu...!!!"
Two Reimu met each other. Tears of joy wetting their faces.
...

"Reimu missed you so much!"
"Yuu.. Reimu wanted to see you!"
...

This display of affection is making Marisa very uncomfortable. (Why did Marisa agree to this?) Marisa thought to herself.

>>1612313

Yukkuri Eiki is fucking adorable here. Why isn't there more of her?

>>1612187
>In all other stories/comics their behavior is quite clear about this: no place for reason, it's killing time!
They even kill their mates and children when they lose accessoires.

Wrong. It's just the recent stories that tend to do that.

http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Accessory
In the first instances a yukkuri without an accessory was just unhappy, and then the situation evolved eventually becoming violent.
But then authors just started taking shortcuts to get to violence faster, and it underwent a process similar to Flanderization http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization
And now some people think that "no accessory=kill it, now!"

I preffer the old way.

>>1613260
2nd last panel sounds funny, and you're missing SFX here and there. Was there no translation for them?

>>1609547

God, how the fuck can people draw these?

Every time I see a yukkuri picture, it's always these horrifically deformed blobs secreting some sort of fluid and/or fucking. That combined with the weird speech thing seriously makes me feel like vomiting every time I look at one.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>1613414

c'mon and slam

welcome to 4chan

>>1613414

Hey.
Take it easy.

>>1613414
People, us, normal, 3D people, are ugly, disgusting creatures. When some of them see something beautiful, they feel the need to bring it down to their own level, or, better yet, below it. Malicious jealousy in its purest form.

>>1613466

Your abundant commas make me reflect upon my own crimes against grammar and punctuation and wish to repent.

>>1613414
I think they are sorta meant to be creatures of uncanny valey; it makes bullying them all the better: they're monstrous enough that abusing them seems a fair punishment for being that way; they are also human enough to induce at least some empathy, thus giving the stories a bigger emotional impact.

>>1613974

It's not that hard. I just hate Reimu and Marisa.

In 2006 a chinese duck called Malulu was murdered by a bullet.
Now he's going to come to your house at midnight and bite your ear if you dont post this in other 6 topics

>>1613974
I just think they're natually cute, and sometime fuckable.

>>1613419

i can't unhear this

"Hey, Reimu."

"What, Marisa?" Reimu plopped another handful of popcorn into her mouth.

"There's a sloppy pounding noise at the door. It's not quite a knock, because, unless my ears are tricking me, it sounds like a little pudding-y thing is mushing its body against the door. Do you even have a door? Or is it all sliding paper crap?"

"I have a door," Reimu said, "so bitches can knock at it. COME IN!" she yelled.

A herd of puffballs swam into the room. These were a grab-bag of heads, though a Reimu-head was in the lead. All of them were full, their round baby cheeks stuffed with... something. They interposed themselves between Reimu and Marisa on the couch and the it-is-basically-a-television.

"What the hell do you want?" Reimu said.

The heads spat up their load--which seemed to be a rather large pile of organs, bones, skin, two tails, and a bundle of brown hair. The Reimu-head coughed up a load of clothes on top of it.

"Oh yeah," Reimu said. "That's my Yukkuriportation thing. Where I send a bunch of Yukkuri to teleport whoever across the 'Soak, that we may hang with a minimum of me having to go out."

"Reimu? We can all fly. All of us. And--that's Chen, right?"

"It should be." Chen's component pieces stunk to high heaven.

"She could've asked Yukari to gap her in, if you wanted her here quickly. Puffballs can't fly, they just... scoot. So, it's actually slower to send them via puffball than just asking them to come over."

"Whatever," Reimu said. "I never liked Chen anyway."

The Reimu-head gestured. Reimu dug in her sleeves and tossed some weed and a lighter at the puffball. She caught the contraband and wrapped it into a smokable format faster than the eye can see. "Take it easy!" she said, and sat back and got high. "So, whacha watchin'?" the puffball asked.

"Porn," Reimu said, and it was so.

Chen continued to rot.

"See," Reimu said, "we eat pop-corn while watching cop porn."

72. the Yukkuriver sisters: Yukkulyrica, Yukkuri Merupo and Yukkuri Lunasa. They can sing better than other yukkuris, and they can actually remember songs. In a certain yukkuri village, whose denizens love events, the Yukkuriver sisters have planned a concert. The audience consists of all kinds of yukkuris, even Remiryas and Flandres, but the power of music overcomes the food chain. They start singing nonsensical lyrics (about food, masturbation, Code Geass OP parodies etc), off-key, and without paying any attention to each other, but all the yukkuris are cheering; this is much better than what the average yukkuri can do. A yukkuri Mystie gets excited and goes on stage with them, and eventually the whole audience is singing (different songs). A man then appears, demanding that the heads shut up so he can sing. He kicks the yukkuris off the stage (made of cardboard boxes) and gets on. They're pissed off, but as soon as he tells them to have fun easy, they get excited. His singing, however, is so horrible that even the yukkuris beg him to stop. Their skin starts rupturing and they start ejecting bean paste from their mouths and eyes. When he stops singing, more than 200 yukkuri corpses lie before him.

>>1616100
It's shit.

Day 365

"It's been one year since they appeared. I've gone everywhere, looked everywhere, tried everything, but it seems that it's finally happened.

I'm the only one left.

I still don't know what they are. They just came, and began to.... replace? Transform? I don't even know what they did- it always happened out of my sight, except for that one time... All I do know is that those things just spread, attracted to the people they resembled, and then, unnoticed by anyone but me, the people I knew... were pushed aside.

All I have left is this journal, and my experiments. Maybe I can find a way to reverse whatever happened.

Take transmutation magic. It can change forms, so I'm assuming it was used to cause this. Easy to disspell, under ordinary circumstances.

Maybe I'm going about it the wrong way. I should rest a bit, clear my head. It's so hard to think. Take a break.

Yeah, I'll just take it easy for a day.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easyTake it easyTake it easyTake it easyTake it easyTakeiteasyTakeiteasytakeiteasy"

(no more entries)

A Yukkureimu family is crawling through the plains during a snowstorm. The kids are too tired to keep moving, but the mother encourages them to keep going. However, it eventually faints too. When they wake up, they're in a reinforced box. A face in a screen (an A.I., although they don't know that) explains that they were taken care of by an organization that helps yukkuris. The box contains everything they need to survive the winter, food, warmth, the A.I. to talk to etc. After a few months, the plains are green again, and the food has run out. The yukkuris complain, but the AI tells them that the power will run out as well, so they should get out soon. It tries to say something else as well, but the power runs out. Oh well, say the yukkuris. They drag their fattened bodies to the exit, and press the button that opens it. A keyboard comes out.

"Please enter the 10-digit password."

>>1616408

NUH UH UH
YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD
NUH UH UH
NUH UH UH
NUH UH UH

>>1616408
i don't get the reference here

43. A farmer Anon goes home after a long day's work, and decides to preempt us by asking "Isn't this where the yukkuris tell me to take it easy?" They do, but one of them, a Yukkurisa, has a body, a deep, bass voice and is six feet tall. The Yukkureimu is normal. He preempts them too, telling them to get out of this house. Of course, they refuse. The Yukkurisa actually punches him, and he gets a nosebleed. They fight seriously for a while, with the Yukkurisa getting a few hits in, but Anon pushes it down and starts ripping the skin off its face. Meanwhile, Yukkureimu is cheering. After Anon rips some of the skin off, Reimu screams. Marisa gets up, but instead of attacking again, rips off the rest of the skin, revealing a man's face. "Huh? What the shit, where am I?" "Mister, why are you here!!? What did you do to Marisa!!?" The man apologizes, but he doesn't know what happened. He remembers that before going to bed, he was drunk, and he tried to take the hat off a Yukkurisa. When he saw that he couldn't, he put it on his head. The two men have dinner together, and end up becoming friends. It turns out that if you wear a yukkuri on your head, you'll become one. It's not irreversible, though.

>>1616417

It's "AH-AH-AH" you tremendously fat bastard.

post your yukkuri hacks itt

post your metaphors for the subprime mortgage crisis

Was the Yuyuko vs "God" Reimu ever finished?

>>1616653

I hope not, it was pretty awful.

>>1616631

>>1616653
Yes, yes it was.

>>1612426

"Reimu saw some butterflies today! Does Reimu remember the time when we ate some yellow butterflies?"
"Yuu! Reimu chocked at that time!"

There they were again.. giggling... talking... FLIRTING... Marisa had enough of this.

"Yugyuu!? Owwww!"
Marisa bit Reimu from behind. "Reimu, we're going home"
"Nooo. Reimu still wants to talk with Reimu!!!"
"Reimu must do what Marisa says! We will go home easy!"

Yukkuri Marisa hopped home angrily, a visibly distraught yukkuri Reimu trailing behind her.

"Marisa, hold on..."

>>1612426

>>1612426

"Reimu saw some butterflies today! Does Reimu remember the time when we ate some yellow butterflies?"
"Yuu! Reimu chocked at that time!"

There they were again.. giggling... talking... FLIRTING... Marisa had enough of this.

"Yugyuu!? Owwww!"
Marisa bit Reimu from behind. "Reimu, we're going home"
"Nooo. Reimu still wants to talk with Reimu!!!"
"Reimu must do what Marisa says! We will go home easy!"

Yukkuri Marisa hopped home angrily, a visibly distraught yukkuri Reimu trailing behind her.

"Marisa, hold on..."
Yukkuri Alice blocked Marisa's path. "Alice has something important to say..."
Yukkuri Alice took a quick glance at yukkuri Reimu. "...alone"
...

"What is it? Make it quick, easy. Marisa is angry right now ze!"
"Marisa's Reimu still loves Alice's Reimu..."
"Alice is a liar! Shut up easy!"
This was the truth, but Marisa refused to accept it.

"Marisa, don't be angry. Alice has an idea"
"Yuu!?"
"If Reimu takes it easy a lot with Marisa, she'll forget about the past. Marisa should try something"
"Yuu! Marisa tried, but Reimu doesn't want to go anywhere. Reimu just sits home and takes it easy alone!"
"Yufufu. maybe Marisa should take it easy at home with Reimu?"
"Yuyu?"
"Maybe Marisa will take it easy a lot better with Reimu this way"
"yuu.. bu. but. that's boring ze..."
"No Marisa.. what Alice is trying to say is..."

"Reimu wants a family, easy!"
"Yuyuu?"
"Does Marisa remember what Reimu was trying to do before she was caught by Sikieki?"
Yukkuri Marisa's face reddened with anger.
"Shut up, easy!!!"
Marisa strolled off angrily, but Alice's words lingered in her bean paste.
...

"Well then... now... Reimu!"
"Yubuu?" Ribbon-less Reimu answered yukkuri Alice's call nervously.
"There's going to be something good at Marisa's place. Is Reimu coming with Alice?"

>>1619793
Come on Marisa! J-J-JAM IT IN and your journey the city sect will be complete. We will rule the forest together!

how is it like to chew a koyukkuri...

>>1621259

...and have it melt slowly in your mouth?

This dude keeps popping up in Futaba yukkuri threads every so often. This one apparently has him showing something about yukkuri.shiteitte.net. What's the gist about what he's saying and why is he everywhere?

he's a vocal butthurt yukkuri lover turned internet activist

everyone hates him now

Bump

>>1621265
Like victory

>>1622017
We're going to need a quick summary of what is going on in there

>full rist

Someone said that image goes with a story from http://www26.atwiki.jp/yukkuri_gyakutai/pages/2596.html
Could someone check it, and translate or summarize?

DAMMIT WRITEFAG HURRY UP

>>1611989

I...I just fapped to this. And if it'd been Reimu being raped instead, I would still be fapping.

Goddamn you, /jp/.

>>1626406

SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS THE RAPE END

WHERE IS IT

>>1619793
Chapter 14: Justice

(Yuyuu? I can meet Reimu again)
"Yuyuu! Reimu is coming! Let's go easy!"
"Ah... Alice thinks we should wait for just a while... Marisa and Reimu have to prepare things first... yufufufu.."

Sometime later at yukkuri Marisa's nest.
"Yueee~~~~"
"..."
"yueeeeeee~~~"
Reimu was crying. Her meeting with ribbonless Reimu was cut short. One of the very few things that could still let her take it easy apbruptly ended.

"Reimu...
"Yuueee.... Weimu wanched choo chake id eacy wich weimu..."
Reimu's speech has turned half incomprehensible.
"Yuuueeee..."
"...Why does Reimu like that other thrash Reimu so much?"
"WEIMU IS NOT THRASH! Weimu could chake id eachy so much more than Maricha!"
"Weimu wached choo have cude bwawies wich weimu.. yuueee..."
"Can Reimu take it easy like that!!!?"
Reimu felt the increased tension in Marisa's voice, but she gave no answer.
"Yueee..."
Instead Reimu continued her sobbing.

"...REIMU!"
"yueee...yuee..."
".. REIMUUUUUUUU!!"
"yueee..."
"...Fine!"
"yueeennnnn~"

"Marisa understands... Reimu... so.. Marisa will let Reimu take it easy, now..."
"Yuueen?"
"REIMU!!!"
Marisa jumped on Reimu pinning her down, face to face.
"Nooo!!! Maricha!!! ZDOB IDD!!"
"Maricha.. Mariii.. yubyuufffffhhh"
Yukkuri Marisa forced her mouth on yukkuri Reimu
"Yubff!! YUBFFFHH!!
Yukkuri Marisa increased her violent pressure on yukkuri Reimu; bean paste started leaking from Reimu's mouth
"YUBEHH BEEH!! BEEH!!"
"REIMU!!!"

"Oh my, I hope I'm not interrupting anyting"
Marisa was rudely intterupted. It was Yukkuri Alice, besides her was ribbon-less Reimu in a state of shock.

>>1627038

"Alice!? get out easy! Marisa refreshing Reimu right now!"
"Nooooo! hweeelph!!"
"About that.. can Marisa show Alice how refreshing is done? Alice's mommy was killed so nobody taught Alice these things"
"Yubuu?"
"Ahh.. Alice doesn't need instructions or anyting. Alice just wants to see how it is done! Marisa is greatest yukkuri is this forest right?"
Marisa grunted smugly...
"Yuheheh! It can't be helped. This awesome Marisa will show Alice who refreshing is done!"
"Nooo!! nooO!!!! HWEELPH!! WEIMU!! WEIMUU!!! YUGKKKHH!?"
"Yuheheh! take Marisa's praise worthy peni peni, REIMU!!!! YUUUU!!!"
"!!? ID HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

"Reimu!!!!! yuu!?"
Ribbon-less Reimu felt something press down on her.. it was yukkuri Alice
"Reimu, it's not city sect-like to interrupt Marisa, just be quiet and watch, easy!"
"NOooooooo!!! DON'T LOOK AT WEIMU!!! ... !!? NHOOOO!!!! WEIMU IS BWEAKING!!!!"
"HEH! HEH! HEH!! YuhhhhheeeeEEEE!!"
"Yubeee!!! yubeee!"
Reimu's mouth leaked more bean paste while Marisa violently refreshed her.
"Yuhehehe!"
Marisa's drool dripped over Reimu's face
"ICH SCHTINKS!!! ZDOB ID!!"

"REIMU!!! REIMU!! Yueeee!!!"
Ribbon-less Reimu cried at the sight of her beloved Reimu being refreshed by Marisa.
"Reimu, rather than cry why not practice this with Alice, easy?"
"yubuu? !!? noo!! stop ZDOB!!!!"
Ribbon-less Reimu felt Alice rubbing herself on to her.
"Let's see.. how does Alice do this? is it like... THIS!!!?"
"YUGUUUU!!!! ID HUUUUURDS!!!!!!"
"Ahh, sorry about that. Alice is virgin you see"
Alice smirked and increased her momentum.
"YUBEE!! YUGH! YUBEE!"
Alice rubbed violently, fiercely swaying her body to left and right, up and down, deep and shallow, all over ribbon-less Reimu's body"
"YuuuUUUU!!! NoooOOOO!!!'

"WEIMUUUUUU!!!! HELP!!!"
"WEIMUUUU!!!"

The sound of both Reimu crying for each other's help resounded within Marisa's nest.

>>1627038
I don't quite understand why the one Reimu is so obsessed with babies, and can't take it easy without them.

I would think with no babies, she'd be able to take it easier.

It's a personality defect affecting many Reimu types, actually

Just like how Marisa is latently very selfish and Alice is a latent rapist

They treat children like toys and mark of status. They want to show off to other yukkuri how much better their children are.

The "my beloved Marisa" story explains this mentality. To Reimu, her family was more important than her own life... until she got an even better family. At that point she willingly abandoned her old family.

I guess you could say that children to Reimu is what a hat is to Marisa

>>1627595
Whatewer the writer/artist believes is true in the context of any given story.
If he wants them to trully love their children (usually so they suffer and have mental brakdown when the kids are killed) then it is so.
If he wants it to be a basic instinct (usually so they make kids when they shouldn't and all die from that) then it is so.

I don't think I've read a story where your theory would be true, so your theory is wrong, unless you write a story for it.

And no, "my belowed Marisa" doesn't work, in that story Reimu and Marisa are overjoyed and mating instinct kicks in, so they do. Then they have no time to to do anything because they are captured by anon, and undergo brainwashing designed to prove that "Marisa=crap, Alice=good", and it works.

Unless you're thinking of some other "my beloved Marisa".

>>1627595
Whatever the writer/artist believes is true in the context of any given story.
If he wants them to trully love their children (usually so they suffer and have mental brakdown when the kids are killed) then it is so.
If he wants it to be a basic instinct (usually so they make kids when they shouldn't and all die from that) then it is so.

I don't think I've read a story where your theory would be true, so your theory is wrong, unless you write a story for it.

And no, "my belowed Marisa" doesn't work, in that story Reimu and Marisa are overjoyed and mating instinct kicks in, so they do. Then they have no time to to do anything because they are captured by anon, and undergo brainwashing designed to prove that "Marisa=crap, Alice=good", and it works.

Unless you're thinking of some other "my beloved Marisa".

BTW.
>children to Reimu is what a hat is to Marisa
What is a hat to a Marisa? It varies from story to story too.

It's generally accepted that Reimu types have strong maternal instincts, sometimes overbearingly so.

0 years old mother yukkuri is an example of a story where their motherly instincts worked against the survival of the family

>>1629113
Don't think I've read that story.

>>1629094

Reimu do love their children, and will almost always put their life on the line for them.

But I think it's just another selfish form of possession. Well, you could say that love is like that in real life too.

GASP! social commentary in my yukkuri story? How surprising.... not...

I've never seen or read a Marisa put the life of her child before the safety of her hat, though.

Several have claimed that they'll protect their children at all cost, but when it concerns their hat they always seem to break down like a terrorist under water boarding.

>>1612560

>>1629123

I don't think it's translated yet, but I'll gloss over it.

Factory researchers engineer a baby yukkuri so that it will survive impregnation and give birth.

They do this by injecting her with peni peni extract and infuse her with high concentrated bean paste.

The impregnated baby yukkuri Reimu and Marisa is then placed in a separated but equal environment.

The researches let them live their lives and observe which parenting style does better: Reimu's or Marisa's

In this experiment Reimu's family was wiped out, while Marisa's survived.

>>1629126
About the only time I can think of where a Marisa really seemed to care about her children was the one where she was Yuyuko's pet.

Funny that in that situation, a Marisa came out looking sympathetic, while in another story, a Reimu came off as being a bitch.

I thought that while twisted, Reimu was still acting according to Reimu species protocol

She has already designated those who are
"children" and those who are "sacrifices"

When Yuyuko showed her steamed "children" to her, Reimu broke down in tears

>>1629155
That seemed to me more about the fact that her clever plan failed more so than her kids.

Sure, she was concerned for them, but above all, she believed herself to be superior to others.

>>1629142

DO WANT MORE DETAILED SUMMARY.

>>1629142

Case 1:
Moments after koyukkuri were born:
Reimu: Greets them with the typical "let's take it easy together"
Marisa: Denies ever having children. Instead, Marisa tries to look for its own mother.


Case 2: The birthing stalked fell to the ground
Reimu: Offers her babies to eat this first, even though Reimu herself is a baby. Mother Reimu gets the least share.
Marisa: Hogs the stalk for herself, but her babies joined in eating either way since they could not stand the hunger. Everyone got an equal share since no one could really assert dominance.

Case 3: They have ran out of stalk and the babies are hungry:
Reimu: Her sense of duty causes her to hunt for food for her babies while they wait safely at home. Reimu finds food quite far from home, but her mouth can only carry so much food. That combined with the long trip home caused Reimu to achieve little. A few of her babies starve and they take out their anger on Reimu.
Marisa: She still does not acknowledge herself as mother, but she has accepted the elder sister role. She tells the babies if they want food, they should hunt themselves. All of Marisa's family go on a hunt with her. They find food and consume it on the spot. All of them fall asleep soundly.

Case 4: Rain falls down and excites the naive yukkuri family
Reimu: Weakened from starvation, her babies melt away in the rain. Ants feed on their remains. Reimu who survived rain by taking shelter, misinterpret this as the Ant's doings. She tries to take revenge and attacks an Ant hill. She meets initial success against worker Ants, but she is eventually killed painfully by Soldier ants. She dies apologizing profusely to the Ants.
Marisa: A few of her babies play out in the rain and get too soaked. They become immobile. Upon learning this the remaining family stay out of the rain while the immobile ones die. Marisa's selfish nature prevented her from saving anyone, but a result the remaining family members survived.

You know what would be awesome? Is if instead of having all these fucking reposts. And multiple threads reacing image limits, and having to click on the images to save them individually, and saving the SAME fucking images over and over like some OCD sufferer. What would be awesome, is if someone grew the fucking brain to just make one little rapidshare link so that everyone doesn't have to waste their fucking time doing this.

/jp/ - yukkuri

saged and reported

>>1629185
>>1629186

You people are like 4 days late.

>>1609547
>Yukkuri thread
reported

.

>>1629189
>>1629191

Also 4 days late.

sage this shit

>>1629198

Still so goddamn late.

Taking it easy?

You better believe I'm taking it easy.

>>1612498
That's cute. And the rest is even cuter.

>>1629219
Damn I wana fuck a reimu yukkuri

Trying for the first time. My engrish may be bad, cuz' it's not native language, so feel free to correct mistakes.

Reimu's new and happy home, part 1
------------------------------------------------------------------------

There she was sitting, muttering her cheerful yu~s. Maybe she even thought that this can pass as singing. Right in front of her were leftovers of sweets I gave her and behind was neatly made yukkuri house. I spend quite some time making it from plywood and painting lovely art above the entrance. It was 3rd day of koyukkureimu being my guest after I found of her wailing alone in the woods near her mother's and family almost eaten corpses. Lucky little shit seemed to survive attack of some yukkuri predator by going out somewhere right before the attack.

-Yu! I'm fwull now, cwean my hwome eajy!

Her eyes glittering with happiness. That's my objective, to have her fully forget the tragic event she survived. It's always feels better to torture yukkuris who are sure that nothing will happen today.

-Yuu! Chake it eajy!

She heightened her voice, annoyed that I'm not reacting. No need to mention it, my little Reimu. Of course I will not rush things. Must take my time and wait, full mental recovery will take something about a week more.

-Mwommie, why aren't you cweaning?

Oh, wow. She called me her mother. That means she already forgot her dead family. Never understimate their selfishness and dumb bean paste brain. Well, no taking it easy anymore, then.

>>1630681

-I'll clean later, my sweetheart. Right now we are going to play the game.
-Yu! Wach kind of gwame? - She asked, interested.
-It's all about flying in the sky.
-I luw fwying in the sky!

Of course you love, little dumbshit. I carried you around gently so many times before.

-Huwwy, huwwy, reiwu wanchs cho fwy eajy!

She hopped energetically, her speech slurred a bit more because she was in anticipation. I smiled and put her on my palm. Koyukkureimu looked down from the hand.

-Yu! Ich's like I'm fwying in the sky!
-Do you want to fly more?
-Of courshe! Let me fwy mwore eajy!
-Do you want to fly even when I'm not around!
-Why are you ashking? Yesh! Reimu wanchs to fwy ewerychime!
-Okay then, I'll help you fly as long as you want.

Little piece of trash have just willingly signed her verdict. That's what I like about them. I smiled again, and she smiled back cheerfully, not knowing my intentions yet.

>>1630704
>>1630681
Proceed...

>>1629136

>>1630763
Cute, but I kinda-sorta want to kill the man making them.

>>1631189
I want to kill the yukkuris the man made.

There was this little thing that was like a yukkuri, only it was Keine in mini-beast form. Anyone know what it's called?

>>1631974

>>1632805

Fucking christ, it's so cute. Hakutakkuri?

>>1632871
It's not new, and wasn't based off Yukkuri.

>>1631974
>>1632805

I believe it was called "Kimee" or somesuch.
I just call it "<:3"

in Soviet Gensokyo, Yukkuri don't take it easy

>>1632899

>>1632903

I wonder if their leader is Meiling

>>1632907

RAGE danmaku

imagine that

Reimu's new and happy home, part 2

----------------------------------------------------

I lifted my hand with koyukkuri higher. Now in front of her was iron hook on a chain, hanging from ceiling.

-Yu? Wha'ch...GYA! Ich HUUURDZ!!! YuuUu, SHAVE MWEEE!!!

Such a nice feeling, when sharp metal you hold in your hand pierces their soft dough layer and then you proceed inserting the painful object inside. It must be something like the hook, which is sharp and slim at piercing point and then becomes wider back to the base. Otherwise they will get it to easy in my opinion. I procedeeded and pushed the hook inside some more. A suffering "YUUUGEE??!!" was my reward. Ah, like a music to my ears.

-LEchm MwE Down qwuickly EAjyy! Weimu ij gwoing hwomme! - She cried while struggling meaninglessly.
-Oh no, you're not going anywhere, sweetie. I secured you on this hook most tightly.
-Awe U shtupiiiddd??? Lech mwe dwo'n!! - Her speech becoming less and less comprehensible.
-Why? Look down, you're flying in the sky, just as you wanted.
-I don'ch wanch to fwy anymworeeeEE! Ich Huuuurdzzz!!
-You said, you wanted to fly everytime, so I've granted this wish. Well, have fun, I'll be going out for a while.

What a cute face, with all that tears and anguish. And what's more this emotion is nicely set off by her being dreadfully surprised. Little selfish dumbshit, being so sure that she is safe. I looked at her one more time. Manju on a hook, hanging from ceiling. Reminds one of Osaka from Azumanga. I joyfully laughed and slapped koyukkuri before leaving room. Happy sounds of iron chain dandling and different sorts of yu~s and pleas bubbled incomprehensibly through tears are filling the room now.

-Good night, darling. Have fun flying.
-Whaichhh!!! Pweasseee lech me chake it eajjyyyyY!!!
-Oh, and I'll have one more nice surprise for you when morning comes.

>>SHAVE MWEEE!!!
I'm waiting for an actual story where the bully takes that literally.

I'd hit this. Would you /jp/?

Has anyone got that stupid Grow fat easy picture?

>>1635362
With a tire iron

>>1635362
With a crowbar

>>1635871

>>1635362
With my phallus.
In the mamumamu.

>>1635537

>>1609577

>>1635871
Needs more hot sugar

when Alice rapes enough yukkuri she evolves into overfiend alice

>>1636561
But that's too big for the mamumamu.

At least go for the mouth. You don't want meatsauce all over your dick, do you?

Does anyone have the translated abuse picture with the house with a slanted floor, spiky/crunchy outside floor, and serrated feeding dish on hand?

I don't see it on yukkuri.shiteitte.net and I don't really want to download/dig through the image pack if someone has it on hand.

Has the Yukkuri Hardship #18 been released yet?

>>1639049
The translation is missing a couple of notes at the botom.

If an Alice grew big enough, it could rape a human, yes?

You know what you must do, /jp/.

>>1639113
I'd imagine that the ronery folk would outrape the Alices

kind of like a T-Rex eating a velociraptor

>>1639119
Well, what about the lonely folks that like getting raped?

They exist too and we need to consider their feelings.

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>>1639106
Thanks

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>>1635362
I would love it as my pet. I would pet it every day and-
Nah, forget it.
I would torture it so bad, Asdrubael Vect himself would come to my house to shake my hand.

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>>1639113
>>1639123

If I had to choose, I'd prefer to be raped by a swarm of small Alice-types rather than one huge one. Partly because small yukkuri are always depicted as being cute while large ones are often grotesque-looking, and partly because the thought of a yukkuri large and strong enough to overpower and rape a human is fucking terrifying. Also, I really hope these rapist Alices would be the 'rubbing' type rather than the peni-peni type.

Just my two rape cents.

>>1640226
Just 98 cents more, and I can pay someone with a rape dollar.

I think someone chopped off the rest of this. Need help finding the original.

>>1642030
It could be a sneak preview...

>>1642052

Looks like someone put a condom on those lights.

>>1631189
Aww, I'm taking that as a compliment. The next set I'm working on will have a reference to your post.
"It's Reimu's fault that another oniisan wants to hurt this oniisan, so Reimu has to be punished."

Apparently the new yukkuri theme of the moment is scatology

I knew someone had to hit breaks since they introduced peni peni but it's far too late now

>>1627049

Wait... the story's over, or is there going to be something more?

>>1646307

Chapter 15: Triumph

"Fuh.. this is getting boring... time to change things, easy"
Alice suddenly changed her movements. She was were longer playing innocent.
"nho!?"
Ribbon-less Reimu felt something...

No longer were Alice's movements amateurish and clumsy...
"Yuu!... yuhuu. Yuuu!?"
Something is strange, ribbon-less Reimu thought to herself...

Alice was in fact, a seasoned refresher. All her act before this was just feigning ignorance. Ribbon-less Reimu was just noticing this fact physically.
"Yuuu...nhooooOOO!!???"
"Yuu! How does Reimu like Alice's city sect refreshing?"
Ribbonless Reimu was caught between her newfound sensation and confusion.
"Yukhuu~~ nhoo~~~"

"We.. WEIMUUUU!?"
Amdist her own violation, this new changes shocked the other Reimu.

"Nhoooo.. nhoooo!!!"
To her dread, her beloved Reimu was being violated in front her eyes...
"Yuoooo~~~ yuuooo~~"
... and she was liking it.

"YUGEEE! Wad did Alice do to Weimu's cuuude weimuuuuu!? Yugee!!"
Alice paused for a moment to leer at the other Reimu. Reimu's query was not replied with words. For her, action spoke larger than words this time. Alice pounded vigorously on ribbon-less Reimu.
"Nhooo... yuoooo!!! ZDOB... YUOOOOO!"

"WeimuuUUUUUU..!!? YUBEEE!!"
Marisa who felt she was losing attention to Alice, reacted physically to her Reimu. Marisa felt as if she was losing to Alice, Marisa compensated with vigor. Violent vigor.
"YUHEHEHEEE! Marisa will not lose ZE!"
"YUGGEEE!! ZDOB ID!!! ZDOOOOOB!!! WEIMU IS GONNA DIE!!!"
...

"Yuu yuoooo.. NhooooOOO!!"
"YuGEE!! YUGEEEEEE!!"
...

>>1646796


"Yufufuu.."
Alice was very much enjoying this scene.
"Yuhooo.. yuooo.. ree. Rrefee.. refreEEEEE!"
And it appeared that Ribbon-less Reimu was closed to being refreshed too.

"WEIMUUUUU YOU TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!"
The other Reimu cursed at ribbon-less Reimu, tears leaking from from her already drenched face.

But suddenly... Alice stopped.
"Yuu..?!"
Upon seeing that Marisa laughed. "Yuheehee! Alice can't keep up with Marisa Ze!"
Alice faked a shy smile.
"Yufufu.. Alice has much to learn..."

"yuu.. yuu... why... Alice.. zdob...?"
Ribbon-less Reimu was breathing heavily and very much confused.
"This is Marisa's house, Reimu. Alice can't make babies here with Reimu. That would be rude and not city sect-like"
"yuu..yuu..?"
"Weimu... youu.. traitoooor... YUGEEE!!"
The other Reimu continued to pour words of hate to her once beloved Reimu.
"Weimu...sowwy... Weimu.. didn't want to like being refreshed by Alice... yuuuueeee~"
"Weimu and Alice and Maricha should all DROP DEAD EASY!! Yubee!"
Alice sneered at all of this. It was time to let the next phase in her plan began.

It was time for her to take her leave.
"Alice and Reimu will go home and take it easy, now. Alice leave Marisa and Reimu alone. Thank you for the lesson"
"Yuheehee!" Marisa grinned trimphantly at Alice.
"Weimu... sowwwy.." ribbon-less Reimu apologized while looking downwards to the ground. She dared not to meet the other Reimu's gaze.
"DROP DEAD EASY!"

"Good bye, Marisa..."
And so Alice and ribbon-less Reimu left Marisa's house, leaving this other Reimu to her personal hell.

"DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DROP DEAD EASSSSSSYYYYY!!!? YUGEE!"
"Ma.. Marisa is almost there, Reimu! Get pregnant easy with Marisa's awesome children, okay?!"
"No.. nooooo!! WEIMU DOSEN'T WANT BABIES!!!!"
"NHOOOOOO!! REFRESHED!!! REFRESHED!!!"

A bunch of crudely drawn mspaint pics just appeared on http://www.uploader.jp/home/yga/
Are the elevens having some editing contest or is that just one guy?

Yukkuri Short -

"Reibu will impreg-nant Sanae with Reibu's braggable penepene."

"yuu..." the Sanaekkuri sighed. It was afraid of what would happen. The Reimu picked up on this.

"Don't worry, and take it easy! Reimu will get refreshed with you easy!"

The Sanae had no objections, and prepaired itself. It wanted a nice, happy family this time. That's all she ever wanted.

Nh'oooo! came the scream from both yukkuris. in just a matter of moments, the Sanae has once again been inpregnated.

The Strong Reimu prepaired a nest and gathered a lot of food for the children. Sanae was growing bigger. Big enough to have two baby yukkuri born. This made the Reimu happy. She had hoped one would be a reimu, and the other a Sanae, to match their perfect relationship.

"Yuuu! It hurds!" The sanae began to cry. The Reimu knew what this ment. The babies were arriving!

"Get born easy! Take it easy and push!" The Reimu shouted

"Coom' oud eajy!!!!" The Sanae shouted

Finally, the first child was born. The Reimu stopped and took a great look at the child. It had a look of horror plastered on it's face.

The second child was born as well. "Chake id Eajy!" They both said to each other, and turned to the Reimu, repeating the phrase.

"These... DESE ARE NOT REIBU'S BABIES!"

The Suwako Yukkuri and the Kanako Yukkuri looked towards each other. The Sanae began crying.

"Sanae is a slut!" Reimu shouted.

"No! Sanae is a good girl!" The Sanae pleaded.

"DESE BABIES ARE UGLY!" Reimu shouted, and pounded the Suwakurri into bits, smashing it's frog hat. The Kanakurri was angry.

"Onbashira Cannon!" It shouted, and launched logs towards the Reimu, crushing it easily.

The Sanae was crying harder. "Why did you do that!?"

"How dare you question me! Servant Yukkuri who can't take it easy isn't a Servant of mine!" The Kanako said loudly, Peeved at the Sanae's outburst. It then floated away, leaving the Sanae behind.

An Oniisan walked up to the Sanae. "Fourth time this week, huh?"

"Sanae is a good girl~!" it cried. The Oniisan picked up the Sanae. Introducing it to an Alice type that wanted a family of her own was what the Oniisan thought she needed at the time. She stopped crying, and eventually the two yukkuri became friendly and happy together.

the next day ...

"Fifth time this week, huh?"

>>1652619

slut jokes ahoy!

>>1642030
Fuck...I can't find the rest. Sorry. Futaba posters keep splitting them up for some dumb reason.

>>1654264
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

should I upload the poo eating yukkuri images?

>>1656683

yes

>>1635871

>>1656982

so what is this, and why is it so disgusting and horrible?

>>1657014

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_shiteitte_ne%21

samefag here

I just found out with careful searching where "Yukkuri" came from, but it still doesn't explain how it ended up turning into the gross mess in this thread :(

>>1657051
Threads.

You mean Threads.

This is like, the 152,342nd thread so far. It's slowed down, but it was a lot worse earlier.

>>1657051
1) Someone draws weird Touhou heads. People find this funny.
2) People create fanart of the heads.
3) A subset of these people create fanart/fanfiction of the heads being tortured.
4) THESE THREADS THESE THREADS THESE THREADS

Personally I think Yukkuri guro is boring, but I guess it works for people who aren't quite comfortable with guro of human beings yet. Or something.

>>1657077

god, really? after what i've seen already, that's too much...

the obvious dawned on my simple mind a moment ago, and I realized that this is just a progressive perversion of concept based on an awkward design... kinda like those cartoon character anatomy pics. but jesus, some of these images for this meme are just ugh :(

Yukkuri who try and eat butterfly's should drop dead easy.

>>1657123
However, since I have no photoshop skills to give it a horrible death, I edited out the offender. It's as if she never existed. Thus, this image is now 100 time better.

And there, now the mother looks completely insane.

>>1657123
>>1657137

Dude.. what?

>>1657111
Just hide the threads like the rest of us.

meaning of life of a yukkuri: abbridged

>>1657172
There have been many cute yukkuri images that were ruined thanks to having koyukkuri trying to eat or wanting to eat a butterfly.

Like the two in the bottom middle here. They deserve death.

>>1657255
Go back to trying to kill Dr. Venture and leave our yukkuri threads alone.

>>1657272

would you rather have them eat shit instead of butterflies?

>>1657327
I'd rather them eat food, but that works too.

>>1657327
For one, it could be a solution to one certain magician's problem.

ゆっ　ゆっ　ゆっ！

Please make a new thread easy.