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Be nice to your maids

NO!

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>>16374983
Rest in piece quality snek.

>>16374983

I'm calling MGC Security on you! They will not be happy!

Now she just needs to be resurrected by a Lich and turned into a thick Wightsnek with a plump Lamiass.

>>16374983
Remember everyone. Monster girls also die.

>>16375119
Not if Undead Kingdoms have anything to say about it.

>>16375117
Wightsnek you say?

>Anubis Daughterus getting posted places
Ah, my heart. What a lovely day this is.

>>16375131
I wish that artist would have done more to blend Undead features with Apophis features.

>>16336603
https://files.catbox.moe/okjuza.png

>>16374983
I'm noticing a trend of reptile girls getting bad ends.

Well, two examples isn't a trend, but you get what I mean

>>16375145
Nice addition.
Cute penguin too.

>>16375145
ProtoKikis would look best with fluffy inner-ear tufts.

>>16375131
No, the other kind.

>>16375131
We need to have this done to a shirohebi. When you plaster her in semen she can be your white wight white snek. And also on your wedding.

>>16375134
That's one cute daughteru. You have great taste.
>tfw no Anubis daughteru to spoil and raise

>>16375134
That Mamanubis doesn't look busty at all.

Foxes with guns

>>16375184
My favourite.

>>16375184
Communist foxes with guns

>>16375145
You're a treasure

>>16375196
For whatever reason, I seem to have a number of foxes with commiebloc weapons. Don't know why

>>16375200
because it's cute!

>>16375196
Communist crabs

>>16374983
>>16375184
Dammit, I come to these threads to escape the tragic hypocrisy of gun culture

>>16375196
I don't think those are monstergirls at all. They just have hoods with cat/fox-shaped ears.

>>16375200
Because you know it's the right thing, comrade.

>>16375204
Get a load of this sod

>>16375204
Go be a faggot somewhere else then

>>16375205
They have animal ears I think, but not tails.

>>16375200
Its because all foxes are communist secretly.

Just dont be caught in illegal activity comrade, or else either the KGB or army has a way to get you to stop. You become a communal husband to make more foxes for the state.

>>16375196
>Commies

Don't make me post the nazi wolfu

>>16375216
But what if I want fascist foxes instead?

>>16375216
Fucking hell I hate commies
Seriously, though, I have a bunch of elves and wolves being Natsoc and a bunch of commie foxes. Why is that

Jeez, with all this talk of communism, I need a Griffon dressed like a sheriff wearing an american flag like Clint Eastwood wears his coat thing in a Fistful of Dollars

>>16375232
That would be awesome as fuck to see, especially with the 20th coming up.
And fuckin' hell, these lovely ladies only have one piece of fanart.

>>16375232
how about a baka wurm instead

it is my duty to go on a suicide mission and impregnate scp 682

why you say? why the hell not? i got nothing to lose

>>16375239
That's pretty good too.

I would totally read a Dr.Seuss book to her

>>16375245
She would become emotionally invested in the fate of stacked turtles

>>16375237
Only one?!

That's a damn shame..

>>16374983
I love my ocean paladin

>>16375248
To be honest, I'd love it if she'd start speaking in rhymes.

Hopefully, she doesn't try to rhyme something with orange

>>16375240

why not scp 999? or scp 085?

Are you man enough to play the pocky game with a lolioni?

>>16375269
I want Ibaraki-Douji to sit on my face.

>>16375269
>Playing the Pocky game with a loli*
Tell her to come back in a few years when she's grown up. Also pat her head for extra insult to injury.

>>16375269
>lolioni
no, big oni's best oni's. I wanna be ones slave!

>>16375275
Big muscly girls are so great

>>16375275
Why are big, strong girls so lovely?

>>16375275
More like Aka-nee, am I right?

How do I attract a hell hound as quickly as possible?

>>16375265
>scp-085
m8 if we could fuck drawings I 100% guarantee you that none of us here would waste it fucking some random girl when we could draw our waifus

>>16375293
>we could draw our waifus
Well there's one gigantic flaw in the logic.

>>16375290
BBQ brisket
They love the smell of it

>>16375290
set yourself up for an instant loss situation by claiming there's no way you could get caught by/lose to a hellhound
>>16375297 if you want more than one

>>16375290
Step 1: Tie steaks to your body, raw or otherwise
Step 2: Whip your dick out
Step 3: Run around like a dumbass and hope that one notices you

May attract other girls

>>16375275
I want one to be the big spoon in our too small bed.

>>16375305

>>16374983
was the fairy in on it?

>>16375275
>mfw I want a girl smaller than me, but I want a girl bigger than me at the same time

Help

What is it like to be a werebat?

>>16375320
>Help
You'll want to consult the nearest bicorn/nurarihon for that one, m8.

>>16375308
Big, muscle cuddle monster girls are the greatest.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, bask in the glory of muscle.

>>16375329
>ywn have a muscled up oni bonk you on the head and drag you back to her home as her personal slave
it hurts more than any pelvic injuries ever could

>>16375337
>I'll never be stalled and hunted by a 7 foot jinko with rippling muscles and pounced upon
Why live

>>16375343
Stalked*

>>16375329
Nah, fuck off

>>16375337
>>16375343
>>16375329
>>16375308
>>16375305
big spooning big girls>small spooning big girls > little spooning little girls > big spooning little girls.

>>16375337
>>16375343
Oni chief and dire jinko, which one will take home anon?

>>16375343
>I'll never have a muscular Hellhound help me get strong

Curse this shameful reality I exist in

>>16375350
Good taste.

Big spooning big monster girls is fantastic.

>>16375348
Someone seems grumpy this evening.

Has our canadian king returned to us?

>no ripped dragon to milk me dry every day as part of her exercise

>No Athletic Salamander to make me believe in the her that believes in me

>>16375356
Fingers crossed for dire jinko

>>16375356
I'll try to fight the chief, she'll be the biggest and muscleiest, and when she enslaves me I'll get to spend everyday rubbing her down with the silkiest oils and creams and bathing her, cooking and cleaning and being her "toy"

>>16375370
Likewise

>>16375370
>>16375372
The answer is they fight each other till they can't continue and decided to take you together

>>16375369
Row row fight the powah!

>>16375380
That is simply smashing!

.....Almost like how your pelvis is gonna end up

>>16375385
Aw hell yeah!
Now we're talkin'!

I'm gonna get a meido MG and tell her to get bigger and stronger than any other MG. If she's a REAL good maid, she'll do it.

>>16375392
careful, that could backfire if she gets big enough she could decide to make you HER meido

>>16375385
>salamander Kamina and wendigo Simon

That might just work.

>>16375204
Bang bang, dude!

>>16375405
Sounds like a dream team, if you ask me.

>>16375405
What would Yoko be?

>>16375411
Human sniper?

>>16375411
Shit, We I forgot that

>>16375403
What kind of shitty maid tries to turn the tables on her master?

>>16375415
Human (male) sniper
Part horse in some places

I'm as disappointed as you are

>>16375423
Well.
She got drunk on power.
Sometimes, It may be necessary to remind her who is the MASTAH in this relationship

>>16375428
Fine, but don't let 'em kiss Salamander.

>>16375433
Well if she manages to do what I tell her to, I imagine all the dickings I'll be giving her will keep her nice and complacent

>>16375466
Even if she achieves a power beyond conventional understanding, she still can't beat the dick.

so I told this wendigo to try a drill attack from a tall tree, let's see what happens.

Is your waifu fit for the sandy beaches? Would you go if Pharaoh made a section for nudist on the beach?

>>16375486
Oh god, she's gonna end up like that one cosmic wurm flying through the cosmos

>>16375475
That's right. Even if she gets so strong she could beat the demon lord and chief god, no one can beat the dick.

>>16375492
OH GOD HERE IT COMES

>>16375489
yes actually, turns out cows and beaches go well together

>>16375491
And that's why we love our monster girls.
Even if she transcends the bounds and limits of reality, she'll always love you.

>>16375486
Did you draw that? Nice stuff if so.

>>16375492
>>16375496
Gremlins should design pilotable mechs for Wendigos

>>16375489
Well, she'd be embarrassed to high hell at exposing herself to everyone else, but I'm sure she'd get right into the swing of things after awhile.

>>16375408
>Spent cartridges are longer than the magazine
pls.

Also big muscle wolfus.

>>16375496
Well, at least she didn't fly off into the cosmos.
Through the planet

>>16375511
i wanna bust a nut on her abs and see what she does

>>16375507
Well Wendigos are inside of their tree coat, which could pilot a mech, while that mech pilots another, bigger mech.

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't want to be raped by a monster.

>>16375511
My, oh my,
That is an impressive frame.

>>16375524
faggot, being attacked and brutally raped by a monster is a sign of a patrician

>>16375524
What are gay?

>>16375524
Really?
Quite frankly their sexual predatory instincts is what I love about them.

Sure an Ushi-Oni will pounce on you and ravage your dick, but hey you know that at the end of the day, she'll genuinely appreciate you.And your dick, that too

>>16375535
spider cows sure seem predatory, and i love it

>>16375489
i think my waifu would leave glass paw prints all over the shore line, she'd drag me to the nudist portion of the beach

>>16375541
If the happening happened and an Ushi was barreling straight towards me, I'd just run to her, make it easier for both parties involved.

And we'd laugh at the normies, as they witness this bizzare primal sex

>>16375543
>glass paw prints
Erm, could you fill a guy in on what that means?

>>16375546
>the happening wont happen or be mg related
this world sucks

>>16375551
According to the multiverse theory, there's universe where it happened.

Fuck you, other world me

>>16375526
Isn't it just?

>>16375557
Putting muscular girls in feminine outfits is abso-fuckin-lutely fantastic

>>16375568

>>16375548
He means she's going to get so hot she melts the sand into glass. That or one very excited zapwolf is discharging everywhere.

>tfw no tsundere class rep wight with long, silver drill hair to help me with my studies, swearing it's because she's a believer of "noblesse oblige" and nothing else

>>16375574
i wanna crawl under that dress and lick her abs raw

>>16375577
Wights get far less love than Liches, which simultaneously does and doesn't surprise me.

Hell, Liches are even drawn to be more thicc than Wights on occasion.

>>16375575
That's pretty neat, actually

>>16375557
>>16375568
>"Jeez, why are you making me wear this girly stuff. It doesn't suit me at all."
>"W-What the hell are you say, calling me beautiful...stupid..."
Nice

>>16375574
Yep, I was hoping for that kind of expression

>>16374983
We can rebuild her.

We have the technology.

>>16375583
Worry not, for the flow of time is dumb, and perhaps we shall be blessed with more love for them.

Also, maybe we can get some who look like 1950s actresses

>>16375596
>Not!pubes
Surprisingly lewd. horse fronts really are embarrassing.

>>16375586

>>16375596
Yeah, she'll be good as new.

>>16375605

>>16375608
That's fucking ugly, don't waste images on that shit

>TFW you've slain the flesh-eating abomination that is Cath Palug, united the feuding clans of the north, defended the realm from marauding Northmen, earned your place as the de-facto King of Aeron and Gododdin and the High-King's right hand and your Dragon waifu STILL bitches about how she wanted to find a pretty bishounen Prince, but all the good ones were taken so she wound up with some bastard pagan warlord like you instead.

>>16375613
Time to whip it out.
Even the most frenzied or bitchy in this case dragon can't beat the dick.

>>16375613
>Politely remind her that all of the bishie princes alped during the Forever War ten winters ago
>Proceed to pillage the waifu and remind her that ultimately she's just a female lizard
>Also remind her that she hasn't birthed enough daughters for you to form a family raiding party yet.

I can't wait to swear a vow of chastity and practice asceticism so that I can become a righteous Paladin and slay the evil monsters that would threaten humanity.

>>16375622
>All the bishie princes alped
Huh, says a lot about 'em

>>16375626
Anon, somewhere, out there, a succubus just got aroused at the idea of corrupting you

>>16375629
You don't maintain your hair THAT well without being a little gay. You just don't.

Damned good senses of fashion once they turned though.

>>16375635
>maintain hair that well
>a little gay
>looks a hair in mirror

Fuck, I need my waifu

>>16375632
I an incorrigible! You will not stay my hand, for it is that of holy right.

>>16375641
You realize a waifu is a catalyst to alping if you have the homogay, right?

>>16375643
>I an incorrigible!
So is she. You were made for each other!

>>16375643
Heed my words good sir!
For not just any mother fucker can resist bountiful bussoms and robust derrieres!
For the sake of everyone, I'll stop, but honestly, I'd like to see how long you could go in an MG world

>>16375644
I-I don't have the h-homogay!
I love Boobs to much to lose the ability to put my penis inbetween 'em!

>>16375644
>>16375647
My god will protect me in return for my faithful piety.

I want to help my Kobold daughteru put on one of her black latex catsuits! Then I'm going to hold her close and cuddle her under the covers while gently stroking the back of her head because it's really cold out, and it gets a little lonely when my waifu has to stay overnight at work.

>>16375653
Wait, who's your god?
Is she cool/and or cute?

>>16375655
KDF, that's adorable, you dog diddler, you...

>>16375655
I want to lead the police raid that arrests you and takes your kid away from you KDF you sick fuck

>>16375671
Well this escalated.

>>16375673
You have your DOG-THEMED kid in a CATSUIT. You deserve it. I don't care that you're fucking her

>>16375679
Whoops, should have clarified that I'm not KDF

>>16375657
As any good Paladin should, the diety I worship is Tyr.

>>16375668
Hey thanks anon! I don't diddle any actual dogs though.

>>16375671
Anon that's silly, I've committed no crimes so the police can't even arrest me, let alone take my daughteru away!

>>16375679
I'm right here anon. Catsuit doesn't imply dressing her up as a feline, that's a Cat Suit! I'm not about to get my daughteru all species-confused.

>>16375686
That's real neato.

Now go unto the world brave fool!
A'ight who wants to make bets on what he gets husbando'd by

>>16375692
Well, aren't Kobolds technically dog-like?
I kinda just put two and two together.

>>16375145
I'm surprised that barely anyone here noticed this.

>>16375704
Yes of course they are, but a catsuit is completely species-neutral piece of clothing!

>>16375696
I'm betting werewolf. He's not even making it out of the low-level areas and they'll be in heat soon.

>>16375707
OH WOW.
I'm dumb for not checking that

>>16375709
Just asking for the sake of general context for me calling you a dog diddler, y'know?

>>16375710
I dunno he just ran into the woods.
Maybe he'll settle down with a nice grizzly?

>>16375719
Oh, okay. They are dog like, bit they're not dogs! When you say 'dog' the first thing I think is animal dog, not Kobold.

>>16375735
Well, didn't somebody call you a canine cuddler some time ago?
That one sounds better anyways, and makes more sense that what I wrote, in hindsight

>>16375714
It always saddens me when the threads don't notice new OC.

>>16375613
>>16375622

>The jeweled pendant your neck begins to thrum.
>"Hey, Bastard."
>Oh, you don't need this right now...
>"Err... Sweetie, this really isn't a good ti-"
>"Make time. We need to talk."
>"Kinda in the middle of something right n-"
>"Oh, Anon the Whoreson is too busy to talk to a DRAGON. What are the odds?"
>"Sweetie, I REALLY can't-"
>"Y'know, my mother warned me about men like you. 'Find a nice little Bishie!' she said, 'They're so perfect!' she said, but instead I wound up with with some crude THING like you, and she won't even talk to me anymore!"
>"DAMMIT, I am fighting the Hounds of Annwyn. Do we HAVE to do this now?"
>"Oh, so on top of everything you've got yourself some Hellhound floozy now too, huh!?"
>"NO, Sweetie. HELLHOUNDS are big, black and cuddly. The HOUNDS OF ANNWYN are just giant white dogs that FUCKING EAT PEOPLE!"
>"You... you don't have to shout..."
>"Well CLEARLY I do if I want you to understand me!"
>"..."
>"..."
>"...When are you coming home?"
>You sigh a little.
>"Give it a week."
>"That's what you said last week."
>"Yeah, well, the Silurians weren't being eaten by Other-Worldly Murder-Dogs last week."
>"Oh..."
>"Yeah."
>"..."
>"..."
>"...Love yooou~"
>"Love you, too."

>>16375710
>>16375721
Silence, you philistines! I will not be vanquished by mere beasts of the forest.
I will be renowned as a slayer of evil dragons! Err... wyverns.
They still count!

>>16375745
Yeah, and it's some pretty damn good art too...
Ah well, hopefully everyone else will notice it as time goes on

>>16375740
Yes, plus Canine Cuddler sounds nicer too.

>>16375753
Great, then we've reached a consensus then.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16375747
Is this what love looks like?

>>16375749
>Evil dragons
>Her wing was broken along with half of her body
Mercy kills don't count and you know it.

>>16375765
This is what old love looks like. They sound a lot like an elderly/middle-aged couple

>>16375752
>Ah well, hopefully everyone else will notice it as time goes on
Even with this conversation it seems that only you've noticed it so far.

>>16375759
Anon, where were you earlier when we were in the dumps about muscular MGs not being around?

>>16375749
Word of advice, steer clear of swords, suits of armor and chests you find in dungeons. Pretty lame way to go for a paladin of justice, y'know?

Milkmaid?

>>16375768
Maybe we should mention that a Kikimora is grinding against a table for sexual gratification?

>>16375766
Who do you think shattered the vile creature's wing?
>>16375775
>swords, suits of armor and chests
Obviously! A Paladin has no need of stolen goods!

>>16375793
She seems like a nice gal!

>>16375808
But what if a horny wizard sends you on a quest to find him a "special chest"?
What ho, Warrior?!

>>16375816
I kill him where he stands for heresy.

>>16375830
Damn, son.
That's pretty intense.

>>16375793
Seeing kikis with their ears perked up is so weird.

Adorably weird.

>>16375855
It really is.
Kinda makes them look just a little more elegant.

>>16375834
Deus vult, nigga.

>>16375793
actual "milk"maid

>>16375863
I'm sorry, are we gonna have a nigga moment?
https://youtu.be/KuYd9pA8LIY

>>16375759
Anon sat solemnly, unsure of what to do next. He had hoped that his partially encrypted message would be understood by at least one of the hundreds of anons browsing this thread.

"Oh, Anon..." Tap, tap, tap. The unsettling rattle of the door reverberated throughout Anon's cold, concrete prison. "Are you hungry? It's almost dinner time."

No, Anon prayed in complete silence. No more dinner time, no more! His teeth were clenched, his eyes were shaking, but the nightmare refused to end.

The door flung open with a pained wail. Blinding light burned the silhouette of Anon's captor into his retinae. No god or angel could save him now. This was his hell to suffer.

A soft, fleshy lump found its way between Anon's trembling lips. "Go on, Anon. Eat your dinner."

Anon groaned, and shook his head. Anything, ANYTHING but this. The holstaurus refused to leave him be. With bovine strength, she squeezed open Anon's jaw, and forced her tit inside. "Eat. Now." She demanded.

Fearing for his life, Anon obeyed. A torrent of sweet, fatty nectar poured into his mouth, and down his throat, much to the holstaurus's pleasure. To Anon, the taste was unbearable. Her milk was his only meal, four times a day, seven days a week. Even seeing her breast made Anon want to vomit.

Completely at the holstaurus's mercy, Anon continued. Seconds felt like minutes, and minutes, hours. The sound of her labored breaths grated against his ears. Finally, dinner had ended.

"Good boy, Anon! You drank a lot."

Next thread, Anon thought, next thread, they'll understand. They'll find my location, they'll call the police. I'll be saved. I will be saved.

Clinging to that small sliver of hope, Anon fell asleep.

>>16375917
Dunno bout that anon but sounds like a dream to me

>>16375917
So his tormented soul is what leads him to perpetually state that remark...

>>16375923
Is neopolitan an option?

Is it okay to drink Holstaurus milk as long as you don't drink it from the source? Or does it have ill effects?

>>16375935
It's fine and healthy for you.
.....I think.

>>16375939
t. Holstaurus

do not believe their lies

>>16375927
If you meet a tiny Shortstack Cow like this, sure.

>>16375946
Then answer this, fellow anon:
Who else could provide me with nourishment in that form?

>>16375949
At least I have options?

>>16375935
of course its safe, and from the tap is best
>>16375949
>shortstack cow
>not big dire holst or mino
you disgust me

>>16375960
>Dire Holst
How big we talking here?

>>16375964
6-10 feet, same as a mino

>>16375965
As a short person, I need an estimate for how much a MG will dwarf me

>mfw A big, strong Holst will never comfort me through my height dilemma
Dammit all to hell...

>>16375977
as a 5.6 person i prefer my cows to dwarf me

>>16375979
There is something comforting about a tall, busty holst that would wait for me at home

>>16375979
>>16375977
>>16375965
>No amazonian mino to chill with at home and rest on when sleeping, using her whole body as a bed and her chest as pillows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C5_wlYXqA

Silver for monsters.

>>16375995
Yep, that sums up our pain

>>16376005
Steel for humans.

>>16375995
Correct assessment

The feeling of having one's own pelvis shattered during suspended congress shall never surpass the pain and emptiness of never being able to reach out to one's own waifu.

Truly, to exist is to suffer

When the fuck is KC gonna make a kuchisake-onna

>>16376033
And suffer we shall. Why is it that late at night we always have to face the crushing reality that we sleep, exist and subsequently die alone without the one we love the most?

>>16376052
So that we can try to cling on to the thing that keeps us sane.

Which in our case, we found solace in Monster Girls.

>>16376061
Do you ever think you'll see your waifu anon? Is your reward for the pain of all this an eternity of loving bliss after death? Or do we die facing the fact that they'll never ever be.

>>16376067
Maybe.

See ya later, Space Cowboy...[/spoiler

>>16376072
Do you think they knows about us anon? Are they even aware of our love or does the multiverse leave them as with a hole in a heart like ours? Do they spend everyday thinking of their ideal, the person they know is the one, all while avoiding the reality we speak of right now?

>It's winter
>Everyday's temperature is below 0°c
>Most monster girls prefer to stay at home this time of the year
>You can finally go for a run without fearing for your virginity
>You bundle up and take an anti-rape spray just in case
>The first 10 minutes of your run go smoothly
>You see no one aside from couples and families playing in the snow
>You relax and enjoy yourself for the first time in a while
>You relax too much and bump into a duo of monster girl
>One of them is a White Horn wearing the most /fa/ outfit you've ever seen
>The other is a 2 meters tall buff Selkie wearing their traditional seal outfit
>You can hear them speaking in some kind of Nordic language
>The White Horn helps you get back to your feet
>They start to argue about something
>By the time you think about running away you're already tightly in the White Horn's embrace
>The more they argue the tighter she pulls you into her chest
>Suddenly the Selkie speaks up
"Cute boy go eat with us?"
>The White horn is bright red and nodding repeatedly
>Looks like you've got no choice

>>16376076
In the ever expanding space, known as the multiverse, literally both anything and nothing is possible, however, I'd like to believe that they want to be with us just as much as we wanna be with them.

>>16376080
Ah... a moment of levity in this bizarre period of self-induced turmoil.

>>16376087
The thought of my waifu experiencing this every night as I do makes the pain all the more.

Good dogs!

>>16376098
These kinds of thoughts just pile up throughout the day. Then just hits you like a battering ram before you go to sleep.

>>16376102
10/10 would walk again

>>16376080
>Looks like you've got no choice
Why not? I'm a nimble and agile runner. Sure the White Horn can outpace me on virtue of speed, but I can navigate far tighter turns and spaces to outmaneuver her pace. The Selkie is of little to no concern as she is unlikely to even be able to keep pace with me.

>>16376110
>Deer Drifting

>>16376113
Sounds terrifying, but drift as she might she can't enter confined quarters.

>>16376122
Antlers will prevent entering small quarters...

>>16376102
I don't like that Hellhound hanging around that poor Kobold. She's a terrible influence. That Kobold might start actually Asking for treats!

>>16376155
The solution is to kill both of them.
I am a good person.

>>16376158
Perfectly logical, but why stop there? Why not kill everyone, you and I included?

>>16376158
Please don't hurt the doggos.

>>16376165
>you and I
If I die, who will play the executioner?
No, I must stick around until the bitter end.

>>16376102
Best friends!

>>16376129
>White Horn blocked out of a small alley because of her antler
>She's teary eyed and reaching out for Anon inside

So sad and cute

>>16376178
She just wants hugs

>>16376178
The best part is he ran from her in fear, but she just wanted a friendly, non-sexual relationship.
Meanwhile a less scrupulous alley-dwelling monster is creeping up behind Anon.
I suppose that's the karmic balance of the world, though.

>>16376129
>>16376178
>wait a minute, if White Horns are all girls, why do they have antlers?
>
>"the reindeer is the only cervid species in which females grow them as well as males"
Well, I learned something today.

>>16376195
Deer are cool like that

I want to make neat things out of a White Horn's shed antlers.

>>16376222
I wonder what a white horn would think about a human boy collecting their shed antlers and making something out of them, to give as a gift, or hide in a shrine.

>>16376231
I wonder what she'd think of an anonymous gift of intricately carved earrings made of (her) shed antler.

>>16376246
A mix of Confusion and Happiness

>>16376249
Why confusion? They have lovely, long ears that'd be complimented well by some very flashy earrings.

Really wish I could watch the sun rise with the waifu.
She'd probably enjoy the morning sun.

>>16376251
Confused at the lovely gesture, I mean.

>>16376256
I mean, it's not like I actually like her or anything, I just made them because I had spare time.

>>16376266
That's nice of you, to take out some of your free time to make her a gift

>Cum-Hungry Tengu Childhood Friend
https://exhentai.org/g/1012604/e2d5545e3b/
Woo. That's pretty good.

>>16376315
As long as she realizes I don't have any feelings for her!

>>16376317
wtf it's just a picture of a panda lol

>>16376317
Tengus must be stopped.

>>16376328
You never been on Sadpanda?

>>16376317
>What's wrong with your semen?!
>It makes my heart throb and I can't stop feeling happy

I want a monster girl to tell me this so bad
That's probably how they all feel when tasting their husband's semen anyway

>>16376351
>That's probably how they all feel when tasting their husband's semen anyway
Do believe that's the point.

>>16376340
I dunno man, Tengus are pretty chill
I'd love for Nyotengu to use me as her livestock

This reminds me
>A race called "Daitengu" that is a higher rank variety of crow tengu exists
I hope Daitengus will be a species of STACKED big birds

Remember that Yetis require daily cuddling or they begin to grow depressed. A Yeti's happiness can be measured by the degree of verticality of her ahoge. Please make sure your Yeti is getting the attention she needs.

>>16376394
I haven't seen a Yeti yeti.

>>16376404
You must be very upseti.

>>16376413
I hope he'll get over iti.

>>16376422
You fucked it up, fageti.

>>16376427
How do you figureti?

I want to fucking CUM in a stupid Yeti's hair.
I'll do it while she's sleeping and when she wakes up she won't be able to tell where the smell of semen is coming from and it'll drive her crazy.

>>16376252
I thought girls liked romantic sunsets?

I just heard a robot call another robot disgusting for saying that centipede was its favorite animal

Does that mean that we have an Automaton vs Oomukade rivalry going on?

>>16376444
That's mean, at least give her a facial if you want to play a prank on her

>>16376102
>One is a housebroken pet AND a loyal housewife
>The other is a lean, mean killing machine from the 8th Circle of Hell
>And together... THEY FIGHT CRIME!
Coming June something.

>>16376453
>Automaton vs Oomukade
An interesting match. How would it go?

>>16376453
The joke is that her hair is white, so even if she looks in a mirror she won't be able to tell what happened.
Instead she'll be sexually frustrated all day.

I just discovered that there is a human maid named Kikimora in Puyopuyo. I wonder if MGE Kikimora's maidness is inspired by her, since, afaik, Slavic kikimoras had little to do with maids.

>>16376444
Back in elementary school I knew a guy who rubbed his jizz in his hair after jerking off, we all thought he smelled weird and joked he'd been abducted by aliens until we figured out what the smell was.
Don't subject a Yeti to that. Do it to a Wurm, she'll believe she was abducted and probed by aliens if you tell her she was.

>>16376445
Nothing is more romantic than staying up all night with your waifu and watching the dark blue sky shift to orange while all the color comes back.

>>16376467
Bullying Yetis is the best.

>>16376462
Oomukade would be afraid and back off in a corner while Automaton march towards her like the terminator

Venom doesn't work on robots so that makes the match very one sided

>>16376473
>Oomukade
>the creature that Dragons are afraid of
>scared of an Automaton because her venom doesn't work
The Stinkypede Tomoko meme has gone too far. Fuck you Alp.

>>16376456
>And together... THEY FIGHT CRIME!
At last, the MGE cinematic universe begins.

>>16376479
Can't wait for the Chuuni Kunoichi Netflix series.

>>16376477
>Stinkypede Tomoko
Sounds good to me.

>>16376467
Wurms abducted by aliens would probably destroy their ship.

>>16376485
You're the worst.
>>16376487
Not if they were too busy playing with the probulator.

>>16376477
That's mythological Oomukade, MGE one isn't all that powerful

>>16376491
Yeah, all she has is a gland that secretes foul odours when she's bored.

>>16376490
The stinkier and more disgusting the Centipede is, the better.

>>16376502
Why is this even a thing?

>>16376510
Why wouldn't it be a thing?

>>16376525
Because it's disgusting. And silly.

>>16376525
Why associate smells with this girl in particular? Because she looks like Tomoko and is therefore a slob?

>>16376530
Because she's an insect, and centipedes are known for their foul odors.

>>16376530
Some monster girls have delicious pheromones that smell delightful and make you horny, I dislike that whenever we bring about smell is always the stinky centipede joke that comes up

Also Ghandarva is the one associated with smells

>>16376168
I can do that for you.

>>16376538
No no, Gandharvas smell GOOD.

>>16375145
That is one lewd Kiki.
I notice she has earbands, clearly must be the newest fashion amongst ProtoKikis

>>16376543
That's what I meant, they smell like love

>>16376554
Yeah I don't want that, I want to be raped by a fucking disgusting centipede. Gotta get that degradation factor going.

>>16376547
ProtoKiki is growing on me. I want more and more of the normal one and her.

Fixed the grammar (hopefully)
http://pastebin.com/SMbhL1Pu

>>16376557
If you want a disgusting bug go for a Devil Bug or a Beelzebub, they will enjoy living in trash and not showering

Leave Oomukades alone, they are just gloomy sad girls whose only wish in life is to have a man to pump full of venom and rape

>>16376317
What dinky little wings.

>>16376562
literally nothing wrong with beelzebubs, dont bully them

>>16376605
I didn't care much for them, but after seeing their side-art the other day, and what I know about their personalities, they actually aren't that bad.

>>16376605
They are trash and annoying. If I ever see a bunch of delinquent beelzes I'll hit them with a deodorant bomb.

>>16376394
What happens to the lonely Yetis who haven't found a partner?

>>16376621
They start hugging dakis.

>>16376631
Those poor girls! They need a daki service on their big paw friendly phones that alerts them when a potential living daki is near their snowy cabin, no Yeti should go without a hug

Can anyone link me the previous thread?

>>16376663
If I could get paid to spend a night as a pillow for a Yeti I'd probably do it. No sexual though.

>>16376621
They wander the frozen wastes looking for cute mountaineers/lumberjacks to hug

>>16376664
Must be somewhere inside the
>>>trash

This lizard is about to rape you
Do you have any last words?

>>16376671
"Can I stick it in your ass?"

>>16376671
>Eat demon realm silver, punk
If I don't put her down, my waifu will, and she uses big meaty claws to do it

>>16376667
That's up to you whether it gets sexual, if you get a boner during the night or wake up with morning wood you're looking at your new Yeti wife

I'm sure a nice Tanuki can sell you a fruit that prevents boners like an anti-Viagra

>>16376676
>a nice Tanuki
Even if it was legit, it'd cut into my profit margins.
I'm sure I can keep my dick in check, it's not like I'm sexually attracted to Yetis.

>>16376677
You don't get morning wood?

The Watchers in the recent Noah might have just made the golem/earth types for me, previously seen dull. Now I can see them being loyal and upright beyond the mundane world.
>Gnome loses hubby in a fight with some scumbags
>after years of exile and desolation in a wasteland sets it as her life-goal to protect others from losing the dear
>her final words, dying in a pile of overwhelming foes: "My Love, forgive me..."

>>16376677
>I'm sure I can keep my dick in check

Congratulations. I wish you and your yeti wife years of happiness.

>>16376679
My dick doesn't work anymore, I broke it in a hunting accident.

What's the best way to attract a horde of tall rapey yandere girls?

>>16376674
>She says yes
>What was supposed to be a violent rape ends up becoming an awkward first anal

>>16376684
Go to a Ryu temple and molest all the Shirohebi priestesses
Not that many of them are tall but you should have your hands full anyway

>>16376683
You're asking for a healing girl to come along and fix your manhood

>>16376693
A healing girl?

>>16376696
yeah, someone like Unicorn Doctor, or maybe a lich who can use you for experiments. Any girl that has magical powers will probably try to fix you.

>>16376671
Joke's on her, I already have a waifu.

>>16376703
Well, I doubt someone as simple as me would ever attract the attention of a Unicorn or a Lich.

>>16376712
>broken dick
>not immediately interesting to a monster girl who dedicates herself to medicine

>>16376677
>Drink the hot cocoa anon, I made it with love
>Tonight I'm going to hug you, and squeeze you, and pet you, and kiss you, and hug you, and caress you, and call you Husband

>>16376718
It's not like it's hard to break it.
One mis-step and poor angle in an ambush and it went from a well-executed plan to an evening of disappointment and broken dreams.

>>16376729
Woah there. Kissing is extra, and so is calling me your Husband. The base package only includes hugging, cuddling and heavy petting.
I'm also not allowed to accept outside drinks, company policy.

>>16376734
Wouldn't you let her slip that extra part in? I'm sure she'll be extra happy if you do.

>>16376737
It's a cold, harsh capitalistic world we live in.
How am I going to make a living if I give the whole Husband Experience away for practically free?
I'm a businessman here, not a male prostitute!

>>16376739
>It's a cold world we live in
She can warm it up nicely

>>16376739
Why not accept her smile as a payment? I'm sure it will give you lots of happyness to and it'll be worth it.

>>16376743
I can't eat her happiness.

>>16376747
You can eat her out wait what.

>>16376671
I'm gonna cum inside, and take responsibility. Whether you want it or not.

Wait, why are you people negotiating with me so fiercely.
Could it be you're secretly Yetis?

>>16376749
That's definitely not on the menu, no matter what she offers me.

What happens to the male virgin boy when he's the only human in the whole entire school?

>>16376754
rape

Still super bummed out about that failed ambush.

>>16376754
rape

Demi-chan stream is about to start.

>>16376754
rape

>>16376761
me too, but I think there's a universe where broke dickanon has his dick healed by a lich or something

>>16376754
unicorns fights other mgs dont even approach him for fear of impalement

>>16376754
The world's largest harem.

Headpats.

>>16376770
>Everyone is chasing after him
>As soon as he loses his V-card everyone just starts ignoring him and going for people outside of the school

And that is the power of virginity.

>>16376773

>Abaut

>>16376777
Raijuu with a German accent?

>>16376754
The student council president gets to claim him unless he makes advances on another girl beforehand or that a teacher claims him

>>16376773
I like this art

>>16376773
>I don't really care about sex
Hmm

>>16376784
Blitzen Rapen?

>>16376773
Who's the artist for this? Those faces are priceless.

>>16376789
She's baiting him. Lure him home with the promise of it only being a movie and headpats, before he knows it he's being raped on the living room floor.

Pudgy business women tanuki.

>>16376777
Better than Aboot

>>16376800
I think I want a fit tanuki that runs a gym

>>16376800
Poor tanuki. Spending all their time working hard in the office before going to an empty home. All they have in live is drinking at the bar and sometimes nervously going to the redlight district for a little sugar.

How would a family of Dragons-Wurms, Wyverns, Water Horses, whatever flavor you prefer-react to their adopted human brother marrying a human?

>>16376808
Would she be a small, muscled shortstack?

>>16376807
Fucking leaves.

>>16376815
Yes

>>16376817
Why are you fucking the leaves? They aren't monster girls, you know.

>>16376820
If a Jubjub egg can be a monster girl, so can a pile of leaves.

>>16376818
Could be good.
Probably drinks all her supplements and muscle boosters too.

>>16376824
>If a Jubjub egg can be a monster girl
It's awwright!

>>16376813
They should make some time for the gym
Lots of cute guys at the gym
>>16376825
Will be good
>Come here boyim and spot my lift
>doesn't actually lift, just stares at his package flopping around in athletic shorts

>>16376826
I doubt half the people here will get that.

>>16376830
People will laugh at them.

>>16376831
But you did, and that makes it worth it.

Demi-chan stream is about to start.

>>16376831
oh ye of little faith

>>16376831
Hey, KC made a great girl out of mud I'm sure he can make leaves work

Would a Wendigo make a decent maid? She could hold your meals in her coat's pocket realm to prevent and accidental tripping.

>>16376831
You're kidding, right? Blender baby is hardly unknown.

>>16376832
All she has to do is ask a guy nicely to show her how to lift

>>16376833
I've been around the block enough times to never forget that gem.

>>16376835
I have little because you've done nothing but things to destroy it.

>>16376830
Such a wily little creature.

>>16376841
But it's old and not exactly said at every site in every post like modern, trendy things.

>>16376859
You're amongst old sages here. It is /jp/, after all.

>>16376773
I recognize that manga

>>16376863
Yes, /jp/ is full of Wizards trying to reach the next step in virginity as the "Sage".

>>16376847
Like he's not going to laugh internally as she fails.

>>16376871
>not wanting to protect a cute girl from her bad lifts
who hurt you, anon

>>16376754
>Wake up
>Horde of monstergirls waiting outside your door to walk you to school
>Sneak out the back, make it to school with your pelvis intact
>Check your locker
>Have to dig through a sea of love letters and baked goods to reach your textbooks
>Late to class because you can't take any normal hall routes without getting cornered by a girl twice as strong as you
>Teacher seats you at a desk in the very front, and always wears distracting, revealing outfits while strutting about in a way that shows off her assets
>Can't even take notes on scratch paper because your desk has been carved to hell and back with hearts and initials
>Lunch bell rings, get swarmed by girls who all made you your favorite lunch
>Escape once they all start fighting over you
>Head to the janitorial closet because it's the only place you feel safe anymore
>Inside is a doppelganger who is struggling to maintain her composure after you so suddenly revealed her hiding spot
>"B-b-but if you're okay with me like this..." She mumbled as she begins to undress
>You just eat your lunch with your eyes closed before returning to class
>Rinse and repeat until the final bell rings
>Teacher asks you to speak with her for a moment
>"Anon, I couldn't help but notice you were staring at me this whole time. Is my body hindering your ability to study?"
>You tell her you just want to go home
>"Oh? So you crave my body so much that you can't wait to go home and stroke yourself while thinking about me?"
>You ask her politely, yet firmly to let you go home
>"Anon, if you can't curb your sexual urges yourself, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hands."
>She's face down, ass up on her desk, wearing absolutely nothing beneath her miniskirt
>"Feel free to satisfy those cravings with my body Anon. If it will aid your education, I'll do anything for you."
>Leave, and sneak home to repeat the cycle tomorrow

MON HIGH IS SUFFERING

>>16376840
Every monster girl can make a good maid if she puts her heart into it

Wendigos would be a shy kind of maid that gets way too surprised when she sees you but she'd still do her job properly
Her madness aura will make you go crazy with lust and you will end up raping her on her first day though

>>16376831
>I doubt half the people here will get that.
It's one the babyfirst shock manga. Everyone knows about it

>>16376879
I'd prefer her fumbling and being clumsy while going "AWAWAWAWAWA" over every broken dish instead of making an already insane person sane.

>>16376840
Hm. I'm not sure I would want a meal from the Wendigo's chaos dimension. She can be in charge of cleaning, though.

>>16376876
How can one man resist a teacher like that? Is he going to Alp?

>>16376885
>Wendigo Roomba

So, the true nemesis of the Kikis has revealed itself.

>>16376876
He's a stronger or gayer man than I
Maybe he's saving himself for the perfect girl

>>16376885
You don't want to taste her meat? Anon, you're such a brute.

>>16376891
Plot twist: The winner is the boy's best friend after he alps.