/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I admit it, probably not.

No. But I'd certainly like one.

My hometown is London so no, seeing as how I'd be arrested and possibly stoned by the working class.

With tinted windows and private garage space.

We have no laws against that here, and we've seen worse.
So, yeah, I would.

Why would anyone want to drive it, that just increases the chances of getting it dirty or scratched up, I'd want it to look perfect just so I can show it off.

>>1636732
>show it off
to whom?

>>1636731
>and we've seen worse.
You're going to have to elaborate.

>>1636740

I know atleast one possible answer ರ_ರ

>>1636732
You can, you know, wash your car if it gets too dirty.

>>1636744
Even motorcycles have huge stereos with constant loud, shitty music.
Niggers would be proud.

>>1636729
Also that Macross F one that was talking about a couple of months ago was nice.

>>1636747
And what might that be?

>>1636714

Yes. I will be Credit to Hometown.

>>1636756
Washing it does not fix damage.

>>1636759

fuck yes. i would love to drive one.

>>1636759
Is there a source image for that?

>>1636782

>>1636782

>>1636794
Is it SUPPOSED to look messed up on the left side?

>>1636816
I think that's the original, yeah.

>>1636794
why can't gaijins draw for shit?

>>1636823
Is there any that look like the one on >>1636759
With the words?

>>1636857
I think the person added it for the purpose of the decal.

http://jabro.jp/Entry/690/

>>1636794
>>1636816
Jesus Christ, that's not the original.

>>1636892
I said "I think" for a reason, but yes that's much better.

I'd drive this.

Oh yeah, soo hot.

Also acceptable as my mode of transportation.

Eat my afterburner dust, losers.

>>1637026
They fucking ruined that RX-7 aaaauuugh

Ew, If someone picked me up for a date and saw one of those as their car, I'd avoid them for the rest of my life.

It's one thing to like animu/mangos/vidya/nippon, and another thing to have atrocius taste for everything else.

tldr: I like animu/mangos/vidya/nippon but I wont wear animu polo shirts or any hot topic trash or drive these animu cars.

-FemAnon

>>1637105

HERE IT COMES

OH GOD ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD WE'RE GOING DOWN

>>1637105
Cool Story Bro, Also, I don't think you're really a female.

>>1637105
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Actually to be fair if it had loli on it you'd be kind of justified.

But just general animu stuff. There's no problem with that.

But I think you are a troll anyway.

>>1637105
Quick, someone light the AthensSignal, his presence is needed!

MAYDAY MAYDAY

ATTTTHEEEEEEEENS!!! HEEEEEEEEELP!!!

>>1637149

>Inuyasha

Second shitstorm imminent, abandon thread

>>1637149
Damn, wrong rage pic. Ah well, have another.

>>1637149
feel free to delete picture if you don't want fellow anon's to /report

>>1637149

>rage.jpg

>>1637147

I normally do not announce my gender on the internets, but I feel you folks here at /jp/ need a little shaking up.

>>1637149

Then I guess it boils down to a matter of taste.
But as a friendly pro-tip: Most people who are sane with healthy chromosones will avoid you if you drive around one of these. Leaving you with unhealthy hambests to fuck =[

If you still want to bask in fanboyism, make it subtle and buy a black Mercedes (psst! most badasses in animu drive/ride mercedes!)

and no, I am not trolling this time.

-FemAnon

>>1637177

From this post on, this thread will devolve into all hell and everything that is vile. So much for talking about cars!

>>1637177
>I feel you folks here at /jp/ need a little shaking up

/r/ girl gamer comic

>>1637177
Fuck off, faganon of /jp/

>>1637177
Are you some kind of whore?

>>1637199
Do you even need to ask?

>>1637177
Femanon is by far the worst word ever.

FemAnon who is your favourite touhou

>>1637194
Don't compare this shitty troll to my waifu, the one and only femanon of /jp/!

>>1637199

No, just someone with taste. I prefer elegance over flash anytime.

>>1637208
>No, just someone with taste

the only taste you have is cum

>>1637202

I do not have a favourite Touhou because it is not my thing. The only "eroge" I have played is Kichiku Megane (hardcore yaoi brah!) .

I still hangout here in /jp/ for the rare news from nippon, in case you have to ask me what am I doing here not being a Touhou fan and having only played 1 erotic game.

-Fem Anon

>>1637208
So long as it is a man who pays, eh?

>>touhou
>>erotic

Sorry, what the fuck are you trying to say?

>>1637222
As it should be. $ = good upbringing for children.

>>1637222

Actually no, I myself drive an Audi. And I still buy my clothes from nippon, but they are more like Commes des Garcons rather than "OMG HNAOTO HOTTOPIC LOLITA KAWAII"

>>1637221
>brah!
>rare news from nippon

>>1637230
Can't say I disagree but I think if a man spends his hard earned money on such things like private schools and nice clothes and holidays. He deserves the unending, unswerving loyalty of his wife.

>>1637235
Its just like a minimart

japan IS just like a mini mall

>>1637240

Well not all women are cheaters. The same way not all men of /jp/ are neckbeards/virgins

-FemAnon

>>1637271
Don't carry this on please.

and athens stop contributing to every derail possible

>>1637271
>The same way not all men of /jp/ are neckbeards/virgins

That's not true, actually.

>>1637271
How many men?

>>1637271
>not all men of /jp/ are neckbeards/virgins

DOHOHO.

>>1636714
Awesome! Black Widow! Oh, good times, good times

>>1636714
Honestly, no. Not that at least.

>>1637271

I don't think so Tim

>>1637271
All women are genetically programmed to be cheaters. Some of them don't have the confidence to do so in practice, but they certainly would if they were sure they wouldn't get caught. This is why laws against adultery are needed. Both participants should be punished.

Anyway, I've come up with a foolproof method of testing whether a woman is a slut or not.

Ask her if she'd do a porn film for $5000

>>1637296

I would never do a porn film even for a million.
Because I am an educated GAR and only moe airheads do porn.

-FemAnon

P.s I accidentally a whole sriracha

>>1637295
This is basically true.

There might a few exceptions (as in 3 or 4) but for the most part yes.

>>1637296
$5000? That's too low.

>>1637296
cool well there are no women in this thread so hold onto that

>>1637295
Agreed, there need to be laws against adultery.

>>1637309
>Because I am an educated GAR and only moe airheads do porn.

Why are we talking to this person still?

>>1637295
>All women are genetically programmed to be cheaters

You have no understanding of evolutionary psychology at all, do you? Men are programmed to cheat, women to stay with one man. A woman can only carry one baby at a time, a man can have an infinite number of women pregnant all at once. The best hope for a woman's genes to continue on is to do her best to take care of that one child every nine months. The best hope for a man's genes to continue on is to get as many women as possible pregnant. If the woman can convince the man to stay with her to help raise his child, she has a better chance of having her genes carry on because the man will be there to help provide for them.

>>1637312
If a man cheats, his penis should be cut off and fed to the dogs.

>>1637309
>I would never do a porn film even for a million.

If you aren't a troll and you are telling the truth, that's pretty admirable.

>>1637318
no one does, it's just the same fag answering to his own posts.

You folks realize that laws against adultery would have to go both ways, not just on the woman cheating, but also if the husband cheated.

Just reminding you, that in most marriages, it is the guy who is the cheating party.

-FemAnon

>>1637326
Why do you hate your own gender so much? It's weird, bro.

>>1637312
No, that's dumb and you're dumb.
I hate it when christfags try to legislate morality, and I hate it even more when wannabe chink fascists do it.

I like this femanon. She seems nice.

>>1637331
>chink fascists

Uh oh! Real action hero alert!

Cheating? /jp/ anons can't even get one person to have sex with them.

>>1637296
Shut up slut.

Also, no woman calls herself 'FemAnon'
...not that there is any woman here, mind you

>>1637326
That's animal cruelty.

>>1637336

>athens !SysNpnp3nU

Go back to bed athens.

>>1637340
>...not that there is any woman here, mind you

There are plenty of women here. Remilia Scarlett is a woman, Meru is a woman, Ponpo is a woman. I'd estimate around 10% are women.

Look at me! I recently figured out that I can cause guaranteed shitstorms by pretending to be a girl!

>>1637324
Completely wrong. Men can only cheat by stealing another man's wife, and unlike women, men are capable of morality so they will not automatically do this if given the chance.

Women prefer strong powerful men for sex (to get the best genes for their children), but more reliable feminine men for raising those children. This gives very strong incentive for cheating.

What's with you guys, continue posting weeaboo cars, don't mind the troll...

>>1637340

Ive already stated that this is the first time I've revealed my gender.

I simply thought it was the right time and thread to have a different point-of-view here in /jp/. A difference in opinions and views are healthy.

-FemAnon

>>1637312
oh wow

This thread.

>>1637334
It should only be punished if the man is stealing another man's wife. A man "cheating" with an unmarried female is harmless if he takes adequate precautions against disease. If a wife has failed in her duty to provide sex then it is entirely acceptable for the man to seek other women (although this does not negate his duties to his wife).

>>1637345
Trolls pretending to be women.

This is a real man right here. Every lil boy should grow up to be like him. He was smart and successful(was an engineer) and was able to breed and show his daughter her true destiny in life. Being a baby maker. God women are so useless, all they do is eat,sleep, and play. how can anyone take someone like that serious?

PONPO-KUN IS A WOMAN?!?!??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>unlike women, men are capable of morality
Good one.

Don't think that you can judge humans just by knowing a few of them. Furthermore, don't think that men and woman are separate species... really, how stupid can you be?

>>1637380
Why, want to date?

>>1637380
I thought everybody already knew who the resident kawaii neko femanons were?

>78 posts and 16 image replies omitted.
Well this thread looks interesting.

>>1637105
>>1637149
Oh, never mind.

>>1637390
Some of us pay attention to the substantive content (lol) of the posts here, rather than the names of posters. As it should be on an anonymous imageboard! It... should be :(

>>1637389
I...I'm sorry... I'm no good with girls... I'll have to stop calling you ponpo-kun. I can't respond to your posts anymore. Goodbye.

>>1637404
Sorry about the name thing. You'd better think twice about this whole "anonymous brotherhood" thing since you're probably about to be saged for >:(

>>1637385
Same species doesn't mean anything. Look at the anglerfish, where the adult male is literally a pair of balls with a mouth. There is great variation between the sexes in humans too.

>>1637358
I'm another girl and I hate you absolutely. Please get out, you ruined a good thread. Going elsewhere now.

BTW I would also drive one of those given the chance.

>>1637407
Anonymous-sama......

Damnit this thread sucks. Oh well, at least I got to post some Ranka.

>>1637412
>"anonymous brotherhood"
Gods curse you, read my post, I mentioned nothing of the sort. I'm no /b/tard, I most certainly do not subscribe to this "Anonymous as a shared personality" idea. I want this place to discuss ON TOPIC THINGS not US. Named or nameless, different crazy personalities or one collective brain-dead hive-mind, it's all the same shit.

>>1637425

Then you are either fat, or just weird, thus no competent guy will ever go for you.

Thank you for contributing though.

-FemAnon

>>1637447
I think you are reflecting upon yourself.

>>1637353
>unlike women, men are capable of morality

Obviously now, you are a troll, but because I already spent time looking for a credible source to quote, I'd hate to let this information go to waste. I'd've preferred a scientific journal or textbook answer, but I wasn't a psych major and I don't have access to my university's database anymore, so this will have to do. Psychology Today is a blog kept by Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics and Political Science.

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200806/why-would-any-man-cheat-e
lizabeth-hurley

"Males of all mammalian species, including humans, are evolutionarily designed to seek sexual variety, and have the psychological and physiological mechanisms to be sexually invigorated at the sight of a new female with whom they have not copulated yet... This sexual asymmetry in reproductive biology makes men much more interested in sexual variety than women. If a man has sex with a thousand women in one year, he can potentially have a thousand children... If a woman has sex with a thousand men in one year, she can only have one child at the end of the year, which she can have by having regular sex with one man."

>>1637445
My fault, though people who go on about it being an "anonymous message board" are usually the ones who just make saged posts highlighting the name/trip.

And 4chan is varied whether anonymous or not. Instant thread derails or on topic image dumps or thread asking personal questions, the replies are pretty varied amongst both named people and anonymous'

Ranka Lee.

ponpo said he was a guy though

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1524368#reply1524926

>>1637473
Pretty sure she's a she, because I got into a heated exchange with her/him/it about something that usually only riles women up in one thread.

Just a reminder that so far 0 actual females have posted ITT

carry on

>>1637413
Are you really comparing humans with anglerfish...?

C'mon man, what the fuck. Womens aren't all sluts nor saints. They are as different as snowflakes and if you can't accept this fact... you must really be a shy person. Pity.

>>1637374
No it's not. It's a contract of blood you make for both sides. You break it, you die.

>>1637473
I am a guy. I never said I was a girl but I guess my tilde usage (?) threw some people off. Actually I'm pretty feminine and quiet personality wise.

Faux female stage complete - onto trap mode.

>>1637483

In your dreams, where your ideal world of no women-on-the-internet exists.

-FemAnon

>>1637434
Don't worry, Anonymous still loves you.

>>1637489 something that usually only riles people I claim are women

>>1637499
Thanks for clearing that up.

>>1637489
See >>1637499

I can take a pretty female centric point of view when it comes to defending them from /jp/ onslaughts, maybe.

>>1637500
You're pretty fucking funny, I've gotta admit.

>>1637493
C'mon now, who's going to sign this contract?
This new contract.

>>1637447
Why not? I have a good job and love weird virgin girls.

Oh... Ponpo is a dude. That's good to know.

>>1637513
Hmmm, I still think you are a woman.

>>1637468
Sexual exclusivity in the marriage contract only really matters with the females, because if they get pregnant their husband might end up raising a child that is not his. If the man gets an unmarried woman pregnant he's not tricking anyone into raising non-family. Only females have motivation for such trickery, because as you said, males evolved a quantity over quality strategy for reproduction.

>>1637523
Feels bad, man. I'm sure the thought of me being a girl was the source of 90% of the "ponpo you're a decent trip fag" posts. My feminine shroud defense is now gone.

>>1637529
I might as well be, really.

>>1637522

what do you look like though? Are you very sexually appealing?

I doubt it.

-FemAnon

>>1637547
Heh, I'll leave it at that. But I have my doubts.

Hey guys, just FYI, Athens isn't a girl.

>>1637545
http://www.ajc.com/business/content/health/stories/2008/09/01/monogamy_study_marriage.html
Sorry man, some of us prefer to invest in quality.

>>1637552
See you in discussion posts!

Also i'm fine with being a guy as long as Pygmalion is a girl.

>>1637565
But Pygmalion is a...

Wait, how did you know that? She told me not to tell anyone.

Married woman cheating with any man: theft of services of sex, and potentially also child raising. Always wrong. Morally the female is solely to blame, but ethically we also blame the male as we understand females are incapable of morality. This is for the good of society as a whole.

Married man cheating with unmarried woman: breach of marriage contract ONLY if the wife is still providing adequate sex. A lesser infraction. Not wrong at all if she fails in that duty.

Drive it? hell yeah! Drive through schoolgrounds, by public parks, and anyplace else I could possibly offend a large number of people.

>>1637545
So, guys get to fuck whatever they want; but girls have to stay with their husbands? No deal.

All the other bullshit are just shitty arguments to support this crap. Stupidest thing I've ever read-and I have been in 4chan for two years.

>>1637589
No, only if the wife fails to hold up her end of the marriage contract. But many of them do, because they selected a good for child raising feminine husband they do not enjoy sex with in hope of cheating on them to get better DNA.

>>1637581
Intuition! We're moving away for winter romance.

>>1637531
Do I get sex twice a day?

>>1637324
wouldn't it be better for a woman to fuck as many men as possible until she got pregnant so a man wouldn't know if the baby was his or not?

>>1637620
No, because she might get weak DNA. She only wants to fuck successful men (ie. assholes), and as those men are not so good at raising children she wants to trick another man into raising the child.

>>1637620
Then she'd get the slut reputation. Not attractive for potential good daddies.

>>1637626
But in modern society, successful men don't always have good genes.

>>1637620
some animals do this so males won't kill the newborn child in case it's potentially their own

>>1637581
>>1637565
I... what!

>>1637614
What!!

>>1637643
Successful = anything better than /jp/

>>1637650
BRILLIANT

>>1636714
No because car designs of that nature are illegal in the states.

>>1637626
>No, because she might get weak DNA. She only wants to fuck successful men (ie. assholes)
>BAWW SHE REJECTED ME FOR THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM

>>1637650
some human females do this

>>1637589
>Stupidest thing I've ever read-and I have been in 4chan for two years.

You clearly haven't met some of /r9k/'s tripfags.

>>1637614
Hehe, I hope it all goes well.

>>1637626
but if she has group sex with a bunch of strong men then they wouldn't try to kill her offspring out of fear it migh be theirs. I think some kinds of frogs do this.

>>1637643
But the female's intuition for judging DNA quality hasn't caught up with this yet.

>>1637655
Are we not? Boring days, snow, tea, etc etc? Oh boo.

>>1637667
Wtf man, who here is talking about cars?
This thread is all about genetics.
Please stay on topic.

>>1637675
well, it sort of has
the asshole thing is a red herring, DNA quality is measured in net worth now

Soggying a thread full of bakas

>>1637655
OH GOD NAOTO

FAPFAPFAP

Anyway, I think we can all agree with Nietzsche when he said that when choosing who you want to marry, choose someone who you can imagine yourself having a conversation with 50 years from now.

>>1637468
>"Males of all mammalian species, including humans, are evolutionarily designed to seek sexual variety, and have the psychological and physiological mechanisms to be sexually invigorated at the sight of a new female with whom they have not copulated yet... This sexual asymmetry in reproductive biology makes men much more interested in sexual variety than women. If a man has sex with a thousand women in one year, he can potentially have a thousand children... If a woman has sex with a thousand men in one year, she can only have one child at the end of the year, which she can have by having regular sex with one man."

No shit?

God, it's so obvious that you've never even had any experience with the opposite sex.

>>1637295
Here nitpicky faggot just take out >genetically programmed to be
and it's still true.

Also your "source" just states the obvious.

>>1637697
I want to marry you, athens. You don't seem to like me very much though...

>>1637283
...anybody have the original?

preferably in its entire uncensored glory?

>>1637696
But females still judge based on when success depended on how good you were at killing people with sticks and stones.

>>1637673
>You clearly haven't met some of /r9k/'s tripfags.
There are also guys in /r9k/ who try pathetically to justify their fear of the unknown with scientific bullshit?

Thanks for the tip. Saved me a lot of RAGE

>>1637668
>OH HI I'M A VIRGIN

>>1637683
I just came in and didn't read the wall of text. ;_;

Forgive me.

>>1637706
Huh? When did I say I don't like you?

>>1637679
...Hmm.

>>1636714
Drive, no.

I'd my car, if its like that.

>>1637719
>There are also guys in /r9k/ who try pathetically to justify their fear of the unknown with scientific bullshit?
Well, it IS the creation of xkcd... (Not so much of a problem with the comic itself as the type of people that read it.)

>>1637731
Well fine, maybe not ;_;

It's okay, I guess the mood we talked about before is usually experienced alone anyway~

>>1637715
What separate humans from other naimals is that, even when we can't beat our instincts, we can find them.

Girls instinctively look for the strong guy (I.E: not you) but they always end up with the guy whom they love (I.E: not you)

>>1637729

Interesting... where's that from?

Biology is a depressing thing to study because of the uncomfortable truths it raises.

It's true that intelligence isn't really selected for in evolutionary terms. But who cares?

>>1637745
Yo, even if you're a guym I still love you.

Not in a sexual kind of way, mind you. I just find your words fascinating and I regret that we will never share a face to face talk over a cup of tea.

>>1637715
This is how the "pickup artist" techniques work, and I have tried them IRL and I can confirm they are effective. With a bit of effort you can fake being an asshole, and females will automatically be attracted to you. You can even safely do things that you'd think would make other males fight you (stealing their women!), because they assume that anyone with the balls to do such a thing must be an excellent fighter. It's pure bluff, but it works perfectly. Arguably it's not even tricking them, because what's really the difference between a fake asshole and the real thing?

>>1637755
Fake assholes get sent to the hospital more often.

>>1637734
Randall's a funny guy to be honest. Or at least he used to be until every comic was 'BTW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND' in a really unsubtle way.

>>1637751
Not sure. Here's the real picture.

>>1637759
Thanks. Gender doesn't matter anyway, it's nice to have someone to talk to who's similar.

I obviously don't have that which is why I contributing to the ruin of so many /jp/ threads with garbage like this. Sorry sorry sorry.

>>1637752 It's true that intelligence isn't really selected for in evolutionary terms AT PRESENT.
We didn't get our enlarged central nervous system from hominids that were selected for their stupidity.

>>1637760
No, because an important part of the technique is identifying the real alpha males. But they are rare enough that it's no great hardship to avoid them.

>>1637747
So they fuck the strong guy, decide to abandon him and then go for the other ones?
Pretty slutty thing to do.

>>1637745
That's not true.. I hope..

I'd marry Athens. I'd let him smother his face in my tits and my crotch. Too bad he's a guy ;_;

>>1637779
Yes, that is the problem marriage is designed to solve. Sadly, feminism ruined it for everyone.

>>1637782
We can fix him.
We have the technology!

>>1637782
>I'd let him smother his face in my tits and my crotch.

>>1637770

Thanks.

>>1637785 Sadly, it never worked in the first place.

>>1637780
Damnit Pygmalion stop making me want to spam threads with discussion about winter with you.

>>1637759
Ask nicely and he may become your favorite trap.

>>1637773
To a certain extent there's been a genetic shift in societies which were harder to live in. Simply because cerebral abilities (to an extent) are favoured. Note the 'to an extent', I'd say it's limited to the extent where you are able to say.... farm well and things like that that would have been of practical value.

Being a theoretical physicist who makes a number of breakthroughs doesn't really entail any practical value.

Also: For winter nights, Hitori no Tame no Lullaby from the NHK Ni Yokuso OST is great.

In b4 200 replies.

I find /jp/'s tripfags to generally be a decent bunch. The ones that infest most of the other boards are of poor quality.

Except for that Anonymous of Alabama. He's no good.

>>1637779
Why do mean cheat up on his wifes so much?

Women are right when they cheat men. Most of them are assholes. The one's who aren't are just too wimpy.
Besides, sex is just great. No need to do it with only one person at a time.

>>1637810
Honestly, how can you not support wincest?

>>1637824
oh u.

>>1637826
Macs having sex with Windows computers?

I can't wait for winter threads now. Thanks guys.

>>1637759
>>1637804
>>1637801
We should all sit down and chat over tea. That'd be awesome.

>>1637826
Incest is wrong.

There is nothing more to say about it.

>>1637835
If I ssh onto a mac from a windows terminal emulated with wine running on linux, and then have the mac ssh onto my linux box, is it masturbation?

>>1637844
But we get to move first, right?

>>1637824
You'll be replaced by a robot in a decade or so.

Pygmalion (mythical, not tripfag) is my hero.

>>1637844
I'll try and get on during christmas day and dump a load of winter images.

check your inbox

>>1637870
I'm definitely going to love those threads. EXPECT THEM SOON. I have images ready.

>inbox
Jealous.

>>1637824
:3
>>1637863
A suitable mythic character for the board, really.

Yeh, I've been hunting around for some good images, I like the ink and brush ones I've got so far. But I'm going to try and build up a mini-archive of sorts.

And at the risk of causing claims of circlejerking, I'll leave me email here.

Fake email of mine included as well.

SORRY /JP/

Cool car, bro.

1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.js
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.