/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for spoiling loli foxes

>>16362331
Spoil your fox
WITH KRAFT(TM) PROCESSED AMERICAN CHEESE SLICES(R)

>>16362326
>Ice Queen OP
I'm glad someone else likes her

>>16362331
Don't spoil her too much or she will end up a chubby lazy fox

>>16362326
Kobolds are cuddly and cute!

>>16362339
that's tofu dummy

>>16362331
Can I be spoiled by a mature fox?

Ayy /mgt/!

Just a small wip based on the stronk wight greentext from a little while back. I hope y'all are doing well and goodnight dudes!

>>16362381
>tfw no ara ara mg to spoil you
why must life be so cruel ;-;7

I want to bum a Glacies!

>>16362381
Only if obey to her orders such as brushing her tails

>>16362404
Oh that's nice, I like her Apophis looking crown

>>16362419
I'm all about Glacies' mom

>>16362439
Obey her? That's just what I want anon!

>>16362331
Gotta work off that fried tofu, or they'll get fat!

>>16362450
Are you sure about this? She might ask you to clean her ears and spoil you all day long as a reward

>>16362464
Most foxes spend all day in their temple, we should teach them about going out and exercising

>>16362469
Of course I'm sure about it anon.

>ushi-daughteru watches pirate movie
>thinks her seal makes her a pirate
>goes arrrr to everything you say

Beware being coiled when you have shit to do.

>>16362479
But she's scared of any body of water bigger than a puddle and doesn't like taking baths, she can't be a pirate.

>>16362486
As long as she is on her boat then she is safe.

Is touching fluffy tails supposed to feel good for you or the fox?

>>16362490
Yes.

>>16362490
Indeed.

>>16362490

yep

>>16362484
>Not fucking snek so hard you knock her out so she wouldn't have to coil you later.

>>16362490
Their tails are almost an erogenous zone for them.
But if you don't like fluff I don't know what to say.

I want to travel the great lakes with freshwater monster girls!

I'm going to make a temple where all Dragons are worshipped!

>>16362563
A very honorable goal
I would avoid Sahuagins if I were you

>>16362583
Some kind of messed up obscure cult temple or just a nice temple like Ryus have?

>>16362618
I don't want to avoid any. We'll all live together on a big freighter and go from lake to lake picking up more and more freshwater MG's. Maybe we can get lucky and find a bull shark near shore who is scared of the deep water and thus needs to spend the voyage inside!

>>16362618
>Ryu
>nice temple
Nobody likes water temples.

>>16362638
Sahuagins are flat rape fishes and sharks are muscled rape fishes, your trip will take a very lewd turn if you approach any of them
The other freshwater girls are cool though

>>16362639
I don't think there is that much water in a Ryu temple, it has to accommodate the visitors and Shirohebi priestesses

>>16362650
Sharks can't be rapey if they're too scared of the deep water anon. They don't need to know they're safe, it's just the implications they aren't.

Could you handle it?

>>16362650
I need a chubby saguahain in my life

>>16362680
Probably, but I'd rather not.

>>16362639
Water temples are only good if they are fancy, have good music and you can't drown.

>>16362680
Nah. Too many whelps.

>>16362694
Let the dragon lolis come, I am ready

>>16362680
Orc kisses are probably very sloppy.

Reminder to not vagina the brotheru.

>>16362727
And don't forget vaginaing the sonu.

I had a dream with squishyflayers. They are headcanon daughteru now and there is nothing my waifu can do about it.

>>16362680
I'd attempt to, loved that doujin.

>>16362741
I think she'd rather have blood related daughterus.

>>16362331
Don't! Spoiling kids is a major problem these days dude!

>>16362754
I already have a blood related daughteru and I love her more than all the little flayers, but still.
I hope my waifu cures my addiction.

>>16362701

>>16362331
I couldn't resist such a look. She's too cute to not spoil with tofu and hugs.

https://exhentai.org/g/1013837/1a4387a395/

>>16362795
Dialogue like this should stay untranslated.

>>16362795

>>16362618
No weird stuff. Just a pure and beautiful temple for the worship of divine dragons!

>>16362795
Truly perfection

>>16362825
>Ocelot Cheshire

>You'll never be a loyal guard of a Ryu's temple, who keeps ill-intended people away

>>16362849
I'm the one you never saw coming.

>>16362860
SHUT
UP
FISHER

What's up with this yandere Yuki-Onna?
We get no snow for over a month and the day I'm going slightly out of town to meet up with some of my friends we're almost hit by a snow storm.
What's her deal?

>>16362874
You said it yourself. She's yandere.

It sucks when mamono mana starts leaking out and fucks you up. I still get a little scared when taking hot baths.

>>16362795
>The auditory pleasure of being cummed inside of.
This is great.

>>16362680
Source?

>>16362916
Orc gals like pretty boys or something.

>>16362756
Ran sure looks like she was spoiled with sweets when she was younger.

Who's this?

Also, twitter version is bad jpg while tumblr version is cropped. Why can't we have good things?

>>16362926
She's an Undine by the looks of it.

>>16362756
I wonder what her hat feels like

>>16362926
barb should really upload his pics to pixiv again, last update on there was in fucking April

>>16362926
How does Barb draw asses that are so addictive?

>>16362935
He made a deal with the devil.

>>16362639
Anon you're wrong. The Ryu water temple is like heaven. There are shrines and offering tables. And it's like a garden of life! They're flowing streams of water you can drink from and fountains.

The garden is a great place to worship.

>>16362935
He's an ass elemental

>>16362583
There will be shrines for Dragons, Ryus, Wyverns, Dragon, Otohimes, Jabberwocks, Wurms and even dragon zombies!

>>16362926
>tumblr version is cropped
What do you mean by that? They both look the same, what was cropped?

>>16362331
>>16362464
>>16362469
>"Rise and shine, Anon! It's time to hit the gym!"

>>16362959
I don't know how to lift at the gym. I want to stay in bed.

>>16362956
He probably means that the tumblr version is smaller since they cap their images sizes at 1280x1920. Which still isn't cropping but eh.

>>16362959
I just did a nice jog. Gotta keep the form for the waifu.

>>16362650
The visitors should be accommodated yes, but the shirohebi are just as adept in water as a ryu as far as I know. Near water is their preferred habitat just like ryus.

>>16362959
Why should I.

>>16362959
It is 1 o'clock in the fucking morning

>>16362956
>>16362965
Yeah, sorry, I meant it's downscaled.

>>16362980

'Cause ya got that big fight against 'Bloodbath' Nakano comin' up.

>>16362997
I'll just drop out.

>>16362997
She's a large woman

>>16363004
Looks like a womanlet for me.

>>16362997
I hope she's gentle

>>16363014
Her name is 'Bloodbath' Nakano.

>>16362795
>"Holding back? Y'know... you're not allowed to do that"

Okay, now that is a hot line. Monster girls want you to cum quickly, they know they can make you do it again easily after all.

I was going to crop to just that part of the page until I realized that despite them having sex there is nothing on that page that I can't post.

>>16363016
I bet she's just a real sweet cutie in private! I bet she still sleeps with teddy bears!

I want to be her teddy bear.

>>16363029
Boy you are in for a ride if you think she's sweet like that.

>>16362874
It snowed here too. Also temps will drop to like -19c tomorrow.

I bet it's because the OP has an Ice Queen on it.

>>16363032
Still I would love to be overpowered by her.

>>16362997
I bet she has a hard case of penis envy and if you press the right buttons it could easily turn into cock worhip

reminder that the demon princess and her sisters are watching.

>>16363023
Makes me want to get teased by a succubus.
>"You can go ahead and cum you know, throw away that stupid male pride of yours"
>"What are you so scared of anyway? Finishing too soon? You are a silly one, I can make you hard again faster than you can blink. Ufufu~"
Monster girls would probably brag to friends about how fast their man cums from their actions.

>>16363052
Should I be scared?

>>16363052
Is mine watching me post? Should I say to her?

>>16363052

What are they watching? TV?

>>16363052
So what?
I've got a wooden sword and a can of relentless. I'll wreck their shit!

>>16363052
I put a piece of tape over my webcam though!

>>16363057
I definitely would train my dick to enjoy countless hours of fucking with my waifu. I want to make her cum a lot too.

>>16363052
But what if i hate lilims?

>>16363058
Depends if one of them take a closer interest.
>>16363059
Do your creepiest "hello" to ath her off gaur
>>16363060
No, you are more worth watching.
>>16363063
Becuase a demon princess would surely fall to a stick.
>>16363070
Magic can to amazing things anon.

>>16363079
>The look of unbridled love on her face when your cum ratio is finally surpassed by hers
On a side note, what's a word stronger than love?

>>16363052
I'm gonna do you then I'm gonna do myself.

>>16363091
>Depends if one of them take a closer interest.

I'm saving myself for my Anubis waifu.

>>16363088
Then maybe they want to find a way for you to appreciate them?

>>16363095
Not really sure, and because I don't know I would shower her in synonyms and do my best to make sure her whole body, soul and mind gets all of my feelings.

>>16363091

>No, you are more worth watching.

But I'm super boring. They must not have a lot to do.

>>16363091
I can't do a creepy hello. I'm work.

Maybe I'll masturbate and say her name just for fun.

>>16363106
Need a flayer wife, or alternatively, if your waifu is a species or even an individual for magic, get her to learn telepathy and/or mind reading.

Pelt her with all your emotions

>>16363052
But what if I like it that way?

>>16363052
TITUS

GET THE CROSS

Time to buy a new toaster

>look in the closet and see this.

What do you do?

>>16363149

shut the closet.

>>16363149
Find a maid that isn't doing crystal therapy.

Anyone find it funny how utterly denied the memecat was? She didn't even get to confront the jabberwock, gave up as soon as she showed up.

>>16363148
Somebody buy that Raiju a taser so she can stop fucking with the outlets and destroying electrical stuffS

>>16363157
She's just going to seep through the cracks and crevices.

>>16363158
I don't get it.

>>16363104
They're just too mary sue for me. I like femdom but i just cannot like them.

>>16363160
The Jabberwocks little friends creep me out already but now they just scare me. I mean just look at it!

>>16363160
Jabberwock is the Alpha Predator!

>>16363167
Maybe we could come up with a lilim that has flaws?

>>16363174
I want to squeeze that belly!

>>16362980
She'll make it up to you in the showers

>>16363176

Is not existing a flaw?

>>16363181
Jabberwocks are proud and magnificent dragons! They do the bullying and teasing around here, not you!

Graceful!

>>16363149
Get the Extra-Strength Slime Away

>>16363192
Be fair
thats too easy

>>16362838
I like the extra lore detailed here, but I wonder if they asked KC to okay/explain anything or came up with it all on their own.

Not that it makes a big difference, other than I'd love the whole average height thing to become canon for KC's jabberwocks.

It's too damn cold where I'm at, I need a 8-10 "abominable" Yeti to keep me warm

>>16363214
KC retweeted the doujin multiple times, if there was anything major he didn't like/agree with we probably would've heard of it long ago.

>>16363191
I don't like public showering.

>>16363214
The omake also shows how wonderland girls go outside their realm too.

>>16363194
I know. I love and respect a dragon's pride and haughty nature. But who can resist squeezing that belly! I don't care if it gets me a punch on the face! I'm going to do it!

>>16363200
That's mean. You're a meanie.

>>16363176
Truth be told they are slowly growing on me. They're for a certain type.

>>16363281
>Truth be told they are slowly growing on me.

They play the long game, man. At the start I despised them for being mary suish and now I'm almost on the level of a waifufag for them.

>>16363303
>At the start I despised them for being mary suish and now I'm almost on the level of a waifufag for them.
Are you me? Slowly they look like the best option.

>>16363221
>not wanting to shower with a fit fox
I worry about you

>>16363352
oh goddamn it

>>16363354
She doesn't look like a nice and polite fox.

>>16363303
>>16363308
Lilim magic is too strong.

Valkyries.

>>16363372
Are pure

>>16363361
She does dirty work, and likes to play dirty

>>16363215
That Yeti is lazy, she'll want to lay in bed all day and sleep through a blizzard

>>16363372
WHORE
OF
B A B Y L ON
A
B
Y
L
O
N

>>16363303
計画通り

>>16363372
>that outfit
Does she want me to turn her into a dark valkyrie? Because god damn I want to.

>>16363383
Stop posting her. The dick can't hold on.

>>16363383
ELH needs to commission more thicc of this Lilim.

>>16363149
Walk into the closet and accept my fate

>>16363376
But she doesn't look gentle. And she looks dangerous.

Doesn't look like the kind of girl you can love.

>>16363383
I'm sorry miss I only speak freedom

>>16363389
It's hard finding someone who has a style I like, is open for commissions, and doesn't charge my firstborn's soul

>>16363380
Rude.

>>16363387
Alter Nero Venus would be pretty cool.

>>16363398
>>16363383
FAT TAILS!

>>16363391
She's rough around the edges, but she's an aggressive cuddler

>>16363408
Druella may have Lescatie and [you], the Queen of Hearts Wonderland, and Mari her own daughter. But Ilassa has the thickest tail of them all. As a wise poet once said:

>My tail shake brings all the boys to the yard,
>And there like,
>Its better than yours,
>Damn right its better than yours

>>16363416
I can't disagree.

>>16363412
I bet she does with those muscles.

>>16363354
It would just be weird. I don't like showering near others.

>>16363435
What about a bath in a Slime? That sounds comfy to me

>>16363460
Not him, but Slime baths are great. You don't even have to fill up the tub. Just jump on your waifu and enjoy the pleasing sensations.

Or if you're running late, Slime shower. Go up and hug your Slime waifu, and then push, and step straight through her, coming out clean on the other side.

>>16363370
my waifu is still a dragon.

>>16363149
"Unzips dick"

I want a Redcap to be waiting for me when I come home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8QrOAghZ0

>>16363545
So is mine.

>>16363555
You really don't

>>16363545
A love for a waifu is unbreakable. No amount of corruption of mind wiping by a flayer can change that.

>>16363555
I want to see an extreme advertising version of that.

>>16363572
I do. I'd just get insurance on the important items.

>>16363533
>Slime shower
Didn't think of this
If you have a Bubble Slime you can even do a jacuzzi

>>16363555
Living with a Redcap is like a rollercoaster, she goes from butchering you with her friendly affection bat and violently raping your helpless body to being a lovey dovey docile waifu who would never even think of raping you

That's not a bad thing though, I'd love a Redcap to ambush me when I get home too

>>16363533
Sounds nice. But I'd fear being molested constantly.

>>16362326
Kuudere royalty is so pretty.
I want to molest until she's a sloppy mess of melted ice-water.

>>16362419
Her princess daughter too.

Having both royal mother and daughter sitting on my lap as they rub their crotches against my thighs. So hot it turns their surface to steam.

>>16363555
With or without oppai?

>>16363598
Eww she looks so dumb. Give her long hair so she can be cute again.

>>16363586
>Theoretically you could keep a Redcap as a Whitecap with enough sex, but the bipolar bit is what makes them so much fun in the first place. I want to tie up my Whitecap, and tease her for hours until she's a frothing Redcap trying to break free, and then fuck her back into a Whitecap before freeing her.
>>16363600
oppai, but modest ones. kept wrapped because she's a tomboy.

>>16363601
Pigtails are for bratty tsundere peasants.
Bobcat is for reserved, well-educated kuuderes princesses.

>>16362825
>Cheshire chasing you in Wonderland
"Nyahahaha! Nyow you'll face my nyafarious schemes, Humyan!"
>Turn around, fed up of running through the Shroom forest
>'Don't you have a post to go scratch you cheeki-breeki me-so-cat-speaki cunt?'
>Her ears twitch, pupils contracting as her eyes take on a dangerous red, murderous glow
>The air seems a few degrees colder as she practically tears her dress apart to allow her legs more freedom of movement, getting on all fours
"Do you think this is a game, motherfucker?"
>She rapes you twice as hard after she catches you, using teleportation to psych you out

>>16363622
accidental greentext that first part.

>>16363598
Short haired girls are the best.

>>16363626
Who are you quoting.

>>16363626
>cheeki-breeki me-so-cat-speaki cunt?
medium kek

>>16363626
Cheshire snusnu doesn't sound all too bad.

How do Slimes survive winter outside human settlements? Do they hibernate? Or do they consume vast amounts of alcohol to keep unfrozen? Do Slimes make a lot of moonshine?

>>16363665
I like to this they hibernate. That or they travel down through rocks and cave systems to get warmer underground.

You'll never see something more beautiful than in spring where Slike Girls form up from the ground.

>>16363677
>You'll never see something more beautiful than in spring where Slike Girls form up from the ground.
This is why I like these threads. You always learn something beautiful about the world.

>>16363665
I imagine they move underground and form small communities. Sewers and caves, that sort of thing.

Slimes are also super lightweights, at the expense of alcohol lasting for a shorter time.

>>16363677
>>16363683
So what is a "Slime community" like?

>>16363692
Sticky.

>>16363692
Its like a bunch of lazy girls scooting around at a snails pace, and ending up on the ceiling and stuff.

>>16363665
I think we should dig in direction of them non-existing.

>>16363702
Why are you even in this thread?

>>16363702
don't like slime?

>>16363149
What the fuck is she doing in my closet anyways?

>>16363703
I like tomatoes.

>>16363710
Scrubbing the Skeletons, checking for Alps.

>>16363710
Waiting for you to open up for your surprise!

>>16363701
So basically mega cute?

>>16363665
Slimes are subterranean monsters. They live in damp environments and where temeratures are not too high nor not too low.

This is why you usually find them in abandoned dungeons, where they can seep in through the cracks in the walls.

Alternatively, they are parasitic monsters that seek the refuge within other organisms to survive when they are not strong enough to survive on their own. Always make sure to use a condom when engaging in sexual relationships with unknown monsters.

>>16363704
Do the colours predict their personality?

Is pink ara ara?

>>16363727
I see no reason not to become a host for a Slime girl. I'd become super popular with 90's kids.

>>16363731
Some colors are certainly more prone to specific personality types.

Pinks/Purples/Lavenders are typically the lewdest, see Dark Slime

>>16363719
>Scrubbing those skeletons
Those skellies pay rent to live in there, you know.

>>16363721
I seriously hope it's not a pie prank again.

Imouto backpacks are best backpacks!

>>16363745
What about daughteru backpacks?

>>16363744
So do the Shog-scrubs come included with the rent, or is it something they pay for separately?
>>16363745
Is she kissing the back of his head?

>>16362326
I just thought of something. On a scale of 1-10, how mad would an Ice Queen be if I hummed Let it Go around her?

>>16363753
can you dick a daughteru?
>>16363757
she's probably sniffing his hair

>>16363771
>can you dick a daughteru?
I think we established last thread that it is indeed God's will that we do.

>>16363763
she'd give you blue balls, and I don't mean she'd deny you sex

>>16363733
>He wants tiny slimes crawling in his nutsack.
I mean, It's not my fetish, but whatever.

http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2811496

would a paladin try dressing up as a monster girl to seduce her squire?

>>16363757
I don't remember hiring a "Shog-scrubs" service. I don't remember letting her in either.

She could've just, y'know, knocked on the door.

>>16363781
She would just rape him.

>>16363781
> a paladin try dressing up as a monster girl
Absolutely heretical.

>>16363786
She is the door.

>>16363771
>>16363773
Yes anon, God wills it.

>>16363781
She'd need to snusnu him and THEN monsterize for that seduction to matter.

This is the appropriate position a dog should find itself in at all times, save for rare exceptions, should it's owner allow it.

>>16363802
NANDATTE

>>16363813
She likes it when you enter her.

>>16363803
I think I missed that whole "God wills it" discussion. Anybody got a link to the last thread?

>>16363811
L-lewd!

>>16363821
I could summarize it to you as follows:
>God destroys Sodom & Gomorrah for being sinful
>only good people there were Lot and his family
>Lot and his daughters are in a cave
>they get him drunk and take turns V'ing their dad to get pregnant
Like so.

>>16363817
How can you be so sure? I locked the door with a key!

>>16363811
Needs more ass

>>16363811
But I want an Anubis to leg-lock me

>>16363832
I would make a Yog-Sothot joke here but I'm too lazy.

>>16362874
I think there are groups of terrorist Yuki Onna terrorizing people. It has gotten so cold that forget doodling, I can't even SLEEP.

>>16363830
huh, interesting what you can learn about your own religion from such a heretical thread

>>16363822
Not lewd.
Just the natural order of things.

>>16363842
You can ask your wife to do that, but not your dog. Dogs are not for that.

>>16363847
Please don't die.
>>16363848
>Oh Inquisitor-kun, interrogate me more!

>>16363052
Which ones? I wouldn't mind Illassa watching me as I pound her pussy and ass until she can't walk straight for a decade.

>>16363733
>>16363778

Imagine if you unknowingly became a host to a slime girl who for years slowly grew as she consumed a small part of whatever you ate/drank which would in turn leave you wanting to eat/drink more than usual. And then you wake up one day to find a slime girl in your home. Seemingly out of nowhere.

>>16363865
Would she call me daddy?

>>16363854
>Not lewd
I wasn't complaining.

barb really knocked it outa the park this time.

>>16363867

Yep.

>>16363830
Why did they V their dad again?

>>16363877
Then I will raise her as my own, teaching her left from right and black from white.
>>16363879
Their husbands died when God carpetbombed the cities.

>>16363865
At least it wasn't a tapeworm girl.

>>16363856
I genuinely might die at this rate. Last winter wasn' even half as bad.

If I do die, I want you to know that Werewolves are the best monsters, Wurms are the cutest dragons, and that I had Reeses Puffs for breakfast

>>16363884
What? candy for breakfast! no way...

>>16363856
not gonna lie, I would totally tie up and whip a dark priest
>"tell me, you slovenly nun. are you enjoying this?"
>she can't get any words past the ballgag in her mouth
>"fine. if you refuse to answer, I'll have to keep whipping you."

>>16363887
It's so easy a Wurm could do it.

>>16363883
Is tapeworm inverse sandworm?

>>16363856
Wouldn't it be really funny to work as a Inquisitor and be sent to a church since they suspect that it's starting to get corrupted but it turns out it and the entire town is fully corrupted. But you don't find that out until you meat with the head priestess. And after that you have a new wife.

>>16363811
But I want my Anubis to have ME on a tight collar and leash! Strictly non lewd of course and only in private.

>>16363882
And they didn't have sex with their husbands instead because...

>>16363884
Well it's only going to get colder from here, so if you do die I'll light a candle for you sometime. When's your birthday?
Also you should hoard newspapers and stuff your clothes with them at night

>>16363897
Because their husbands were dead.

>>16363897
Because there wasn't anything left of them to fuck, whereas daddy-o had a working dick that was easily accessible.

>>16363906
Before they died, Anon. Did they marry the dudes moments before scorched earth?

>>16363911
No, but what does that have to do with anything?

>>16363914
Why didn't they fuck their husbands BEFORE God fucked everyone up is what I'm asking.

>>16363918
Who says they didn't? What does that have to do with anything?

>>16363920
Then how did they managed to get babies with their father and not with their husbands?

>>16363929
Why does it bother you so much?

>>16363929
Lot's daughters were virgins who he offered to a mob to be raped, they didn't have husbands.

>>16363931
Just asking.

>>16363935
The other guy just said they did though.

>>16363942
Well then he's wrong, isn't he? Also I'm him and I just remembered that bit wrong, sorry, they were virgins

>>16363902
June 19th.

I do have newspapers here and there thanks to local crap in my po box though, so I should try it.

>>16363946
Yeah. Put a layer on top of yourself too. It might not be proof against -45 Celsius, but it's something.
Good luck.

>>16363894
Well, that'd make you the dog.

Are video games a bad influence to Monster Girls?

>>16363963
Spyro is kind of a racial stereotype.

>>16363963
You mean to ask if video games are a bad influence in monster girl media, or monster girl themselves?

>>16363944
wow ok

>>16363963
If anything, video games teach Grizzlies that Russian men are perfect for Jocasta'ing so they become wrestlers.

>>16363960
I'd be a good little pup my Anubis. I'd clean the house, do the chores all while wearing my collar as a sign of possession! It always means I won't get hit on by other MGs!

>>16363963
Jack Thompson taught me that that Mass Effect is a rape-simulator where you can freely control you characters into any kind of depraved sex-act imaginable.
You can understand the disappointment I felt at what I actually got, but can you imagine how a Monster would feel?

What's happens when foxes learn the secret recipe to fried tofu?

>>16364000
Shields shall be splintered and the courage of men will come crashing down.

Are you capable of stealing a dragon's panties?

>>16363162
>Try to taser a Raiju trying to rape you.
>It only makes her more aroused.

>>16364015
If I can resist the urge to viciously rape a cockatrice, I think I can steal one measly pair o' panties.

>>16364015
Depends on whether or not they wear them.
>tfw the writefag responsible for those MG dorm panty raid things is AWOL

>>16364018
Another Loen piece that warms my heart and soul.

>>16364018
That's why you punch monster girls in the nose when they try to rape you.

>>16364024
I bet the Mouse dorm has cute panties, with cheese print on them or something. Even that tough Rat Girl that hangs out with them.

>>16364035
No

>>16364020
But do you endanger your life?

>>16364024
Steal the used ones from the floor of her room. I'll give you your quest reward once you return.

>>16364043
Why not? What's wrong with protecting yourself?

>>16364046
You shouldn't harm a monster girl. Your virginity is worth less than her well being.

>>16364047
But why?

>>16364020
2017!

Year of the Cockatrice!

PARTY AT THE COCKATRICE DORM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>16364049
Because.

>>16364050
I want to do things that aren't lewd with a Cockatrice!

>>16364050
Going to cock the cock!

>>16364047
If a monster girl tried to rape me I'd put her in an arm bar

>>16364050
Please leave the Cockatrices alone, the last time the boys invaded their dorm it took 3 weeks to make them stop running

>>16364053
That's not good enough.

I value my safety more than a monster girl.

>>16364024
We've lost a good amount of writefags to either their own hubris and faggotry or life. But the Wheel of Time continues to spin and we always have new people coming in, or coming back.

>>16364050
>Cockatrice running around in a panic, while a group of frat boys chant '2017!' and 'YEAR OF THE ROOSTER!'.
>They spend the night trying to grab a Cockatrice, then carry them under their arm to a bed for some pussy crushing.
>Meanwhile the Kakuen dorm nearby watches with a pout.

>>16364063
And you will be arrested by the MGC. Either given to a mind flayer for a mind wipe due to you being a threat to society. Or thrown in prison. Specifically in the same cell as that Unshi-Oni with a lot of tattoos.

>>16364064
Then you don't deserve a waifu.

>>16364074
>>Meanwhile the Kakuen dorm nearby watches with a pout.
I'm going to party with those monkeys.

>>16364069
I'm still here. I'm half tempted to just publish what little I have done in a couple of stories I'm working on, and update as I go. Just to prove I'm still around.

>>16364074
>Mass gangrape
>Ruining somebody else's waifu

>>16364087
Yep, hell of a party.

>>16364087
>implying they all aren't being husbando'd at that moment.

>>16364085
Yeah well at least you're publishing shit. I already broke my resolution to write again because story intros are an absolutely revolting cunt to deal with.

>>16364050
She's already got this and another piece of art on KC's twitter too.

People remember she exists, finally.

>>16364074
I wonder if the maid dorm is spotless. A little too spotless.

>>16364074

Hellhounds and Kobolds are waiting for their turn next year.

>>16364093
>Shy Cockatrice from the countryside, growing up in a rural area with her Cockatrice mother and her farmer father.
>Leaves for the big city to go to college.
>Parents check her Facesit profile to see what she's been up to during her first few weeks.
>Picture of her drunk and naked, being given shoulder rides by a shirtless man from the Barbarian fraternity.

>>16364050
I'm going to Saytros house.

Surely those girls don't party too hard?

>>16364106
>Facesit profile

kek'd hard

>>16364106
>Facesit
Fucking hell

>>16364108
Toga Parties for days bro

>>16364106
>Facesit

Nice

>>16364106
>Facesit profile
Clever.
>Barbarian fraternity
So human dorms are dedicated to assorted job classes?

I had a thought

>Be an Anon dragged to a party
>"The music sucks, my feet hurt I wanna go home"
>Suddenly the tune changes
>An Apsara takes the dance floor
>She's charming everyone with her exotic dancing, causing all the couples at the party to fuck like crazy
>i.e. everyone but Anon
>Suddenly she spots Anon
>Not taking no for an answer she drags him to the dance floor and starts dancing with him
>He's awkward at first but with her help he dances like a professional
>His awkwardness melts away
>Her lewd movements are too much and Anon soon finds dancing a little uncomfortable
>The Apsara notices this and jumps on him
>Manages to move her body to the beat even as they're fucking
>By the end of the night Anon had a wife

>>16364108
>Satyros don't party hard
>When their patron deity is the fucking Roman God of Partying Too Hard
Anon, you're going to have to explain why you and a White Horn are conjoined at the hips and haunches to the campus police. As well as to how the fuck you managed to get up there in the first place with her four hoofed legs all splayed around in the branches.

>>16364124
The barbarian fraternity sounds nice. Eating, mead drinking and fighting! I don't care if I can't fight that sounds awesome!

>>16364115
>>16364130
Oh I'm sure those are just exaggerations.

>>16364127
>Not stealth-leaving when the Apsara becomes the life of the party and going back to shitposting at home

>>16364131
Don't worry, the other members will be willing to teach you.

>>16364131
Their pledges go through some rigorous tests though, but combined with the courses that are part of the Bachelor of Barbarism degree, you'll leave the college a well-muscled, mead-drinking, axe-wielding Barbarian, ready to join a longhouse in the real world.

>>16364106
>Facesit
I bet that site has a lot of kakuens.

>>16364139
There are girls outside waiting to ambush lone men leaving.

There's a creepy NEET Kej who wants to take a cute boy to her room.

>>16364151
Fuck.

Back door into the alley then.

>>16364144
>>16364140
Barbarian Frat house is best house. I can finally go "slay" that cute haughty dragon.

>>16364154
There's a spider there.

>>16364154
Rats and spiders.

>>16364147
That sounds like a nice site.

>>16364158
>>16364159
What kind of fucking club is this

Exit to the ceiling via air ducts?

>>16364142
>Galf
>Gal Elf
I need this so much

>>16364168
Ghosts.

>>16364124
>>16364131
>Share a course with a Barbarian student, trying to pass the literature course for the 5th time.
>You hit it off, become good friends, and he mentions he and his dorm are throwing a party and that you should join.
>It sounds good, so you agree.
>When you arrive that night, you realize he failed to mention that they're sharing the party with the Minotaur Dorm.
>It's complete chaos, feats of strength being performed all around, arm-wrestling, drinking contests, showing off their respective weapons.
>Barbarian friend sees you and calls you over.
>Introduces you to a towering Minotaur girl with breasts larger than your head.
>You look up at her face, she actually seems quite shy.
>"So uh... You want to see my Battleaxe?"

>>16364168
They're in the air ducts Anon.

Which one of you fags is posting Latenight shit on /v/.

>>16364175
Unironically sounds like a blast.

>>16364147
Lots of butt pictures there.

How to piss off the Ogre who likes John Lennon into a frothing rage rape state, by Beau Regard Hunter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

Also don't open that image.

>>16364175
Please don't hurt me.

>>16362916
Should be enough info on this page.

Probably.

>>16364134
>Anon goes to a party with the Satyros fraternity
>It's actually a pretty subdued affair at first, like one of the high-class wine parties
>There's a small winegoat honey snuggling up to you and sharing drinks from her personal casks with you
>...
>The sound of bricks being put into place rouses you from the hangover you're suffering from
>You can't move your arms, manacled to the wall with thick iron chains
>It's a small cubby, beneath the Satyros house or some similarly old building. The walls around you are cold, unyielding brick
>You're also naked
"Ehehe~ Looks like they got me too~"
>The Satyros that was snuggling up to you is chained to the wall as well, your cock pressing against her stomach, half-erect
>There's a guy stacking bricks and mortaring them into a wall to seal you and the winegoat inside
>'Let us out'
>He looks up, smirks.
"No can do, buddy. Frat leader's orders. Said to give you the 'Genuine Experience'."
>Continues building the wall, you're shaking the manacles and jostling the Satyros
>Every time you do, you can feel how soft her body is, and how warm it is as well, you're getting harder as well
"Look man, it's that little minx's kink. She likes this 'dark fantasy' stuff, you see. Talk to her, not me. Besides, we'll let you out in a day or two."
>The wall is complete, save for one brick to used as a view hole to make sure you're both okay. Hear a small chuckle as he drops something in, a fragrant smelling flower pod of some kind.
>You're both getting heated and randy now.
>...
>It's been sixteen hours since the newbie and the Satyros were sealed in the room, some kind of weird bullshit fetish she had from reading an old story
>All you can hear is the rattling of chains and the lewd, wet squelching noises from within
>Take a peak, using the dim light from a handheld flashlight to see within
>She's managed to mount her hooves onto the wall that's keeping them in the cubby, fucking him in suspended congress while using the brick wall to support herself
>Shake your head, remembering the weird shit your own Satyros likes to employ during your sex sessions, like drinking something she calls the 'Milk of Bacchus' that lets her literally lactate wine
>Fucking Winegoats, man. How do they work.

>>16364189
Minotaurs are gentle. Silly anon.

>>16364196
I'd still be scared of her.

>>16364173
>>16364179
Fine, it's time for desperate measures

Getting on the roof and jumping into a rescue helicopter in mid-air

>>16364209
Then just embrace the soft and warm comfort of her breasts if you don't want to get involved in the drinking, eatin and fighting.

>>16364212
Harpy's.

>>16364216
Delinquent Pigeon Harpies!

>>16364216
Harpies? Harpies.

I'm dumb.

>>16364214
Does she like cuddling?

>>16364219
Short harpies that cause all kinds of trouble?

I want to hit one with a broom!

>>16364216
This is the most unfair map I've ever played.

>>16364195
We need a story about a dense anon who just wants to party at MGCU and goes to all the sororities trying to find the best party.

>>16364209
Yeah, cuz you'se a pussy.

>>16364214
>if you don't want to get involved in the drinking
Since he's in proximity of those massive titties he's gonna be drinking something else.

>>16364225
Suck it up bitchboy.

>>16364232
>Glasses

How cute.

>>16364233
Fuck this game, I'm using FOXDIE.

>>16364232
I want to fuck that boat cow.

>>16364227
So basically you're suggesting Andrew W.K. tearing through MGCU parties?
I like it.

>>16364221
Of course? She's a mintotaur. They love being the big spoon.

>>16364238
>Your reference has attracted the attention of a nerdy lamina
>Good(?) end

>>16364244
Would they like being the little spoon?

>>16364195
This sounds fucking irritating actually

>>16364244
How big?

>>16364248
You can try anon. You can try.

>>16364253
Yuge.

>>16364050
>>16364127
>>16364175
>Why is no one visiting the Dragon Dorm!
>I want a cute boy to try and steal my treasure!
>Why else would I come to college?!
>It's not fair!

Ok anons, here's the scenario. You wake up in your waifu's bedroom as she wakes up one day, suddenly transported out of your world and into hers. What does she do? What do you do? How has she been living before this?

>>16364255
>Yuge.

Good. I will be as cute as possible for her.

>>16364256
By precious treasure do you mean panties? If so then yes. I want to become her husband. I love easily angered haughty dragons!

>>16364242
>Andrew W.K. in MGC
I'd pay to see that.

>>16364260
Shit nigga I'm tired I'll go back to bed and cuddle her. Hope she's ok with that.

>>16364260
>What does she do?
Pounce due to her predatory instincts
>What do you do?
Probably cry with happiness like a school girl at a one direction concert if I'm being honest
>How has she been living before this?
In a cave, picking off small animals from the near by forest.

>>16364260
Step 1:
>CUDDLE

I haven't thought of step two yet.

>>16364255
I'll try! I'll try so hard!

>Nobody wants to visit the insect frat house

T-They aren't scary! And they're very sanitary!

>>16364292
It'd be eerily quiet.

Except for that one Cicada girl.

>>16364292
Insect frat house is filled with dirt and rocks.

>>16364292
If they're Regura insects you wont be able to get me out of there.

>>16364292
Only if there's a lactating Arachne.

>>16364260
Oh man. My Kobold waifu would probably be too stunned and surprised to react. Her tail would slowly pick up speed and then we'd hug. We'd cuddle for hours, I'd be holding her so tight for fear of her disappearing or something and she'd be doing the same. Just feeling the lovely intimate closeness of the one we've yearned for for so long would be almost overwhelming, so we probably wouldn't want to move much. We'd gaze into each other's eyes and I'm sure she'd want to lick my face or kiss me but she might hold off for awhile just out of sheer disbelief. We'd definitely get more gropey and lovey as time progresses, and the cuddling would turn into sex.

Up until then she'd probably have been going to school for magical science or actually working in magical science, one of the two.

>>16364292
Okay, fine. I'll go say hi or something.

>>16364292
I'm going to chat up that cute angry wasp!

Would there be a fraternity for Kuudere girls?

>>16364328
I thought they were separated by species?

>Going to fraternities
Hah Hah...hah...

>>16364292
The only frat I'd be interested in are the cunnybees and Boobgobbos.

>>16364307
>Spiders.
>Insects.
You seem to be awkwardly mistaken.

>>16364333
Maybe there would be both.

>>16364344
They're still creepy crawlies.

>>16364352
Racist.

>>16364260
>What does she do?
Flay me

>What do you do?
Surrender my sanity to her and admit my love before being flayed

>How has she been living before this?
A kind of empty life of studying psionic arts, corrupting women and participating in her underground society

I personally believe that a lot of monster girls live empty lives before meeting their husband
Just think of how bored a Wurm must be just digging around and hunting for food everyday for years and then think of how happy she is with a nice husband

Spiders would be excellent maids.

Patient, prefers peace and quiet, very perceptive, careful to details, excellent weavers and stitchers, can use venom to liquefy food in case of illness or babies, and many other useful abilities and characteristics.

>>16364260
I probably wait for her to move first, my heart pounding, on the verge of giving in, while at the same time trying to rationalize it all as a dream. She would probably do the same thing but she'd note the familiar surroundings and realize reality sooner. And then she'd probably take stock of my panicked expression and go all predatory-neesan.

>>16364416
>can use venom to liquefy food in case of illness or babies
That means feeding sick and babies with poison.

>>16364416
Spiders are also really cute.

>>16364425
*venom

It's innocuous when consumed unless you have microabrasions or cuts in your mouth for the venom to seep in directly into your bloodstream.

>>16364260
Both would stare at each other like fucking idiots for a good minute or two, then do something to make sure it's not a dream, then wake up for real.

>"would you like some milk with your breakfast?"

>>16364437
Good morning Sweaterbus!

>>16364437
Damn straight.

>>16364437
I'll have you for breakfast in the milk! Wait...