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First thread of 2017!

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>> No.16352493

>>16352490
What a sexy birb.

>> No.16352512
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There's two threads but this one is older by 13 seconds!

>> No.16352572
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Spiders are olev.

>> No.16352585
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>>16352490
Sandworms da best

>> No.16352592

>>16352490
>>16352512
>>16352572
>3 EMG images
Fuck it, 13 seconds in it or not the other one is better.

>> No.16352593

>>16352585
I want to give up on my current life and move inside a Sandworm to be carefree.

>> No.16352594

>tfw no mayadere yandere queen/dictator bent on taking you as her husband

>> No.16352595
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16352595

>>16352594

>> No.16352597

>>16352592
Wait,
>>16352512
>>16352572
are from EMG?

>> No.16352598

>>16352592
>>16352597
The spooder is, but I figured the other was just a Holstaur

>> No.16352599
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16352599

I wonder if i could make snow with a water contract

>> No.16352602

>>16352599
If Avatar is anything to go by, water-bending can create ice.

>> No.16352608

>>16352593
Life with a sandworm would be great. No need to worry about rent, car payment, utilities, and whatnot. Mamono mana takes care of your hunger needs. You just need to find a way to get an internet connection in there, and you're set!

>> No.16352610

>>16352608
>Sandworm wandering the desert with an antennae on her "head"
Cute. CUTE!

>> No.16352612

>>16352602
>enjoying snowcones with your undine

>> No.16352613

>>16352608
There's satellite internet since you will be living in rural areas.

>> No.16352615
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Is it wrong that I want to watch over a growing grape snake as her advisor and tutor her on the best ways to overthrow the kingdom?

>> No.16352618

>>16352615
>go bite the Anubis first!

>> No.16352619

>>16352612
Wind is the only element you cant make food with

>> No.16352630 [DELETED] 
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Reminder that they exist.

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>>16352630
They sure do.

>> No.16352648 [DELETED] 

>>16352641
Too unfunny and tasteless to justify the violence in it.

>> No.16352658

>>16352619
Yes you can you can put all 4 elements into a meal
>earth for planting stuff plus speeding up the growth
>water to water it
>fire to cook it
>wind to cool it dow so you can eat it

>> No.16352661

>>16352658
Somehow you can make a sexy 5some out of this

>> No.16352688
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Preview of a new Commission. Got several things in the works now!

>> No.16352692

>>16352619
Bullshit.
Sure you can't eat flavored air exclusively, but it has huge applications for cooking.
Manipulation of air allows you to finely control heating and cooling of food that you're grilling or baking, it would provide a strong path for dehydrating food like jerky.
Controlling air might allow you to tune the rising of bread or add carbonation to a drink. At minimum it would provide the means to dispense them since all straws and taps depend on air pressure.
Air is using for certain milling and popping techniques, so being able to make a miniature whirlwind could be how you make air-popped popcorn or whipped cream.
If you could shape it with great force, you also have an on-demand cutting or piercing tool (the other elements can probably do that better though)

>> No.16352698

>>16352688
looks promising

>> No.16352702

>>16352688
>setz
Should be great.

>> No.16352711

>>16352585
Sandworms are top tier, but any love for Snake girls?

>> No.16352718
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I wonder how effective rounds tipped with Demon Realm Silver would fair against the Mamono, of course speaking in a self defense manner to avoid being raped.

>> No.16352731

What's the best way to attract yandere older women?

>> No.16352733

>>16352718
It would have a similar effect to demon silver arrows. Put a few in them and they would be incapacitated and really, REALLY aroused.
And I don't see how that is not fair game. No one get's killed or seriously hurt and you can defend yourself. Some might complain since "Unmarried boys are meant to get raped, they shouldn't be able to use guns to defend themselves" or the like.

>> No.16352743

>>16352718
>Self defense in a world of monster girls
>Hellhound has been stalking you from work at night
>Hasn't actually made an attempt yet
>Until now
>You're sitting at home and unwinding with your roomie
>Suddenly a loud noise errupta from your front door
>Bang! Bang! Crash! Your door is off the hinges
>You look to hour roomie
>"Steve. Get the vacuum."

>> No.16352756

>>16352743
Just accept your fate

>> No.16352759

>>16352711
Lamias are great too! In terms of MGE, the standard lamia is my favorite of them all, followed by apophis.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to have a more possessive/jealous girl, and lamias fit the bill.

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>>16352592
Are you a gay?

>> No.16352781

>>16352764
What is this I see? Some kind of leech?

>> No.16352787
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>>16352781
She's a lamprey, this is the leech.

>> No.16352788

>>16352787
I have no complaints.

>> No.16352800

>>16352764
>>16352787
So what exactly is happening here?

>> No.16352806

>>16352800
Blood loss. There a mosquito girl in the back too

>> No.16352810

>>16352806
Yeah but why? Why is it happening? Why does Kimihito have a clipboard?

>> No.16352813

>>16352764
Finger licking goodness

>> No.16352824

>>16352731
You can make any older woman yandere. The best yandere to make comes from a previously gentle onee-san type. You just need to convince her you're in various kinds of danger and she has to protect you

>> No.16352831

>>16352824
But that just makes her protective. How do I make her yandere?

>> No.16353060

>>16352810
Judging from the latest chapter, he got put in as bait for the Vampire girl MON was after. He got 3 bloodsucking girls instead.

>> No.16353097

>>16353060
He's such a nice guy, helping those poor girls with all the shitty jobs Succusmith gives them.

>> No.16353114

>>16353097
Half of the chapter would make this entire thread jelly - a matching party with a MG. The other half is Papi unintentionally bullying the Vampire girl.

Kimihito wrote bloodsucking girls as his preference or something that's why he ended up with those 3.

>> No.16353126

>>16353114
How does a silly bird bully a big scary Vampire?

>> No.16353131

>>16352831
That's all you have to do. Time will do the rest. You can speed up the process by doting on her whenever she saves you from something. She'll get off on the feeling of protecting, and she'll seek it out, looking for more things to save you from.It's a gradual descent into glorious yanderedom

>> No.16353134

>>16353114
There's a label saying "you can drink his blood" at Kimihito's room too.

>> No.16353150

>Ywn be a blood bag for blood sucking girls

>> No.16353162

>>16353131
You're a genius! Also no sex and constant blue ovarying right? When she finally confesses her love, the phrase 'I just consider you a really close friend' would be the best right?

>> No.16353175

>>16353150
If a monster ever decided to bite me I swear to god I would nibble and suck all over her body just so she knows what it feels like.

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Good news everyone! Starting next week I'll be free to write as much as I please until February! Be prepared!

>> No.16353184

>>16353126
Being way too energetic

>> No.16353206

>>16353178
yaaawn- I mean yaaay

>> No.16353211

>>16353206
I just wanted to post the Farnsworth Gremlin once in my life, anon.

>> No.16353226

Always protect your daughterus

>> No.16353228
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16353228

I would like to live with a laidback monster

>> No.16353230

>>16353226
Sure, but from what? Those racist old fucks who try to get us evicted and hand out poisoned candy but there's never any proof so the cops won't do anything?

>> No.16353231

>>16353162
If that's your thing, sure. That unlocks the harcore route though and not many want to become limbless hugpillows. But if that's your end game anon, you do you!

>> No.16353238

>>16353228
All that black goop is coming out her pipe?

>> No.16353240

>>16353238
seems like it

>> No.16353246

>>16353226
Please don't tell me another Anon wants to kidnap her.

>> No.16353249

>>16353238
smog monster when?

>> No.16353252

>>16353231
Nice! What if I decide to tell her my new youthful girlfriend who I've just met a day ago?

>> No.16353253

>>16353249
TOXIC LOVE!

>> No.16353256

>>16353228
Same.
My house is awfully empty.
Wish I would come home and find it having been commandeered by a mistress.

>> No.16353271

>>16353252
Anon you don't have a youthful girlfriend. There's a missing persons report but I see no girlfriend. Also it's probably best if you don't leave her side anymore. She doesn't want to make your beautiful body disfigured with nasty knives, but it might be worth slicing some tendons and making sure the wound heal over with no scars

>> No.16353278

>>16353271
But that would mean that I would have to become entirely dependent on her, unable to ever leave her! I wouldn't want to be a burden on my best friend!

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>>16353249
>>16353253
http://imgur.com/a/kIgxv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU

The weak willed shouldn't open the imgur.

Everyone should listen to the youtube for glorious Tim Curry though.

>> No.16353280

>>16353238
Smoke dark matter every day!

>> No.16353283

>>16353278
Oh anon, you can't confess your love like that, spare a thought for the poor girl's feeling. If she was an automaton she might overheat.

>> No.16353285
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>>16353256
All your base are belong to us!

>> No.16353288

yandere a shit

>> No.16353294
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>>16353226
Daughterus should always be protected from the cold

>> No.16353295

>>16353283
Jeez! She's such a good friend to the point that we could be lovers or something! But I only consider her as a really good friend!
what would the sex be like on the first day

>> No.16353304

>>16353288
Of course. Yanderes are for triggering and teasing, then beating the shit out of her to show who is on top.

>> No.16353312

>>16353288
You're a shit

>>16353304
And you're a shit

>> No.16353317

>>16353304
The fuck is wrong with you

>> No.16353318

>>16353230
I'm kinda glad that monster girls aren't real, because a good chunk of the world would have a huge hate boner for them.

>> No.16353320

>>16353279
I need to succ those tiddies.

>> No.16353323

>>16353295
>what would the sex be like on the first day
Well judging by your attitude, forceful.

>> No.16353324

>>16353294
But why is she crying?

>> No.16353328

>>16353324
She's sweating from having to keep up with such an active child

>> No.16353333

>>16353328
It's just so confusing when the only sweat-drop is in the place you'd expect to see a tear.

>> No.16353340

>>16353323
I wish she raped the smug out of me

>> No.16353347

>>16353318
That's why you go to their world. They don't come to ours. Although there is a a lot in this world I would want to show my waifu.

>> No.16353348

>>16352585
>>16352593
How does one handle the logistics of life inside a Sandworm? Like, do you have showers and a TV and stuff, or is it just pink goop all the time. These matters interest me greatly.
I don't want to poop inside someone

>> No.16353353

>>16353317
Think about it, Anon. You do your stuff until the yandere goes crazy, then you enter in that classic chase scene. After she corners you and has that stupid smile and keeps saying that you're mine, you turn the game around, either with a trap or a gun. Then you lock the yandere up and give her some of your love, make sure she is completely broken in both body and mind.
After that just say that she is only yours.

>> No.16353359

>>16353228
Reminder that we got some translation on her profile

They're the "masters of the night", and leaders of the Hyakki Yagyo, a parade of youkai that drag along everyone they encounter.
They will one day just show up in your house and act like they own the place, and their bottomless charisma will make you not question this, and simply accept them as your new companion.
They act quite un-monsterlike during the day, and enjoy drinking tea. During the night however, they will tempt men, and show them unimaginable pleasures. With just a fingertip, they can make a man reach climax, and being engulfed by their vaginas will dash one's mind to pieces.
Even after the night has passed, one will not be able to stop thinking about the pleasures of the preceding night, but the Nurarihyon will be acting as usual, and even if you cannot wait for the next night to come, you will have to be patient, since the Nurarihyon don't much care for sex during daytime, and unless you absolutely cannot bear it and desire it from the bottom of your heart, they won't go along with it even if you request them to.
The incredible charm and charisma of a Nurarihyon, that lets them lead a procession of 100 youkai, and charm bystanders into joining the festivities, will also carry over to her husband, and he will be able to conquer anyone and anything he desires. Any girls that catch his interest, he will be able to make his, like a samurai taking concubines. But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.

>> No.16353363

>>16353347
Yeah I'm kinda happy here. Not sure I would want to leave. Life is too short to be a hateful piece of shit, I say. Its also a lot less stressful to be nice.

I want to give shelter to monster girls who have been mistreated by society!

>> No.16353366

It's thundering and pouring and it's really dark outside and all I can think about is how nice it would be to cuddle up with my anxious Kobold waifu and daughteru to protect them from the scary storm.

>> No.16353371

>>16353366
New Year's fireworks were pretty bad for my dog. Poor girl hid under the bed for like 12 hours.

>> No.16353378

>>16353359
>But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.
I love this little last line.

>> No.16353381

>>16353371
Yeah, it was pretty brutal over here too. People were out till like 4 lighting firecrackers and shit, buncha wankers.

>> No.16353389

>>16353378
Reminds me of the 7S Alice translation.

>> No.16353392

>>16352615
>Is it wrong that I want to watch over a growing grape snake as her advisor and tutor her on the best ways to overthrow the kingdom?
It's wrong, you should want to watch over her as her husbando, and tutor her on being a good girl and not crashing kingdoms with no survivors.

>> No.16353396

I would unironically date a fat alp.

>> No.16353400

>>16353396
Desperado!

>> No.16353401

>>16353371
>>16353381
>tfw at work for new years
At least I get that double time and a half.

>> No.16353403

>>16353396
Yeah I'd hit that aswell.

>> No.16353404

What's the name of the werewolf character on the right? Monster girl harem?

Asians really need to stop cosplaying anime characters.

>> No.16353405

I want a valkyrie so yan she voluntarily corrupts to be closer to me.

>> No.16353406
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>> No.16353407

If I want to marry the absolute physically strongest MG, what species is she and what is she like?

>> No.16353409

>>16353400
What does a mercenary company have to do with this?

Does she work there?

Do I have to worry about that muscled minotaur groping me when I show up to meet her?

>>16353403
This can mean two things!

>> No.16353410

>>16353406
Crazy Japanese broads.
>>16353407
Wurm. She's always focused 100% on whatever she's doing.

>> No.16353434
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If you take into account the sheer length and amount of muscle in the entire body this sandworm would probably be up there at the top.

>> No.16353435

>>16353410
>She's always focused 100% on whatever she's doing.

Cookies

>> No.16353438

Requesting the topless papi who ran around flapping her wings before they covered her up and took her away at c91.

>> No.16353441

>>16353434
Worms are all muscle, yes.
>>16353435
Shiny!

>> No.16353448

>>16353438
Was that really a thing? Gonna need some pics.

>> No.16353451

>>16353441
You would need to be to move around in the sand with all that resistance.

>> No.16353455

How hot is this desert kingdom? Is it even possible to survive the heat?

>> No.16353458

>>16353455
Well, things do live there so yes.

>> No.16353462

>>16353406
I'd say 3dpd but she's actually really cute.

>> No.16353464

>>16353455
It wouldn't be a kingdom if everyone died there.
Though everyone does die there, just like everywhere else. Then you get to keep all your organs in jars while you shamble around covered in bandages. Very old culture. Very confusing traditions.

>> No.16353472 [DELETED] 

>>16353462
Yeah but unfortunately she is Asian, and Asian's don't look anything like their Anime styled counterparts.

Whites are generally more suited with their larger colored eyes and hair, smaller nose, fair skin etc.

Still looking for the name of the character.

>> No.16353479

>>16353406
Huh. What's the character from?

>> No.16353484

>>16353406
>those yens at the top
Is she for sale? Rent?
>>16353409
It means you're desperate! You're so desperate you'd fuck an Alp! And not just any Alp, a fat one!

>> No.16353485

>>16353464
>>16353458
I mean can humans really survive there? Without the aid of monsters?

>> No.16353490

>>16353485
Humans survive in the weirdest places, anon. By God, some even live in Detroit.

>> No.16353492 [DELETED] 

>>16353472
>Yeah but unfortunately she is Asian, and Asian's don't look anything like their Anime styled counterparts.
That's fine, I tend to think cosplay looks odd on white girls. Even the "attractive" ones that are paid tend to look odd for some reason.

>> No.16353494

>>16353485
Of course.

>> No.16353505

>>16353484
Oh.
Well, I think that goes without saying.

Yeah, I'd tap that and may even put a ring on it.

>>16353485
Human's already live in deserts and even did it before technology advanced as far as it has.

>> No.16353509

>>16353485
Yeah. But it's harsh for human men, so you'll have to dress skimpy.

>> No.16353512

>>16353485
>>16353509
Yeah, and put on lots of suntan lotion. Don't worry about reaching your back, always someone around to help with that.

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>>16353492
All I was saying is that the anime style is so much unlike actual Asian people and more akin to whites. They must love us whites because they seem to paint us as the ideal.

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>> No.16353547 [DELETED] 

>>16353525
Green eyes are gorgeous. Should I feel shame that I keep giving them to my characters?

>> No.16353563
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This dark elf has been stalking me lately, what should i do?

>> No.16353566

>>16353563
Let her into your life. I'm sure she'll realize you two have nothing in common after a couple dates.

>> No.16353568

>>16353566
Dark elves aren't sluts anon.

>> No.16353569 [DELETED] 

>>16353547
I see no reason why. They're your characters so do whatever you want.

>> No.16353574 [DELETED] 

>>16353547
Nah, I'm a blue eyed, pure blooded aryan verified by historical records and ancestry DNA and that's good enough. I haven't met many emerald eyed people.

>> No.16353577 [DELETED] 

>>16353574
When you say "pure blooded aryan" do you refer to the ACTUAL Aryans, or the Nazi "Aryans"?

>> No.16353580

you know that hug wolf thing from yesterday gave me an idea,
what if there was a disease in mge a disease that infects monster girls with huglust

>> No.16353586

>>16353563
Now, these creatures are a special kind of trouble if you ask me. In my opinion the most effective deterrent for them is something you can grow in most Mediterranean climates, by which I mean hot summers and mild winters. See you need to get yourself some seeds, fertilizer, and a reliable source of snowmelt water and plant a healthy crop of corn. I prefer Johnny's Seeds, but any will do. Once you've got your crops, should take less than a summer's work, grind that corn into a meal and add it to your preferred cornbread recipe. That should make a nice filling treat to eat while you ease the pain over realizing I just came in your daughteru's cereal this morning. Once you're over the pain and have a full stomach, tell that dark elf that you just want to be friends. Easy as that.

>> No.16353587

>>16353580
You mean Yetitis?

>> No.16353591

>>16353580
It's possible, the only kind of STDs monsters can get are sexy ones.

>> No.16353592

>>16353586
Absolute madman.

>> No.16353601

>>16353586
Fuck you

>> No.16353610

>>16353563
Her head is too small.

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>got 6 pages of boring report done
>need 2 more
Anyone have and Fairies I could squeeze creative juices out of? I promise I'll return her after use.

>> No.16353626
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>A Diety says something in your home is a sacred ancient treasure
>They send the mighty Gryphon with the edict to protect it
>She shoos you out of your home and perches herself on a windowsill glaring at everyone who walks by
>You are now homeless in MGC

There are a number of moves you could make here.

Many of them are bad, some of them might be good though.

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>>16353615
Winx Club or W.I.T.C.H.?

>> No.16353628

>>16353626
I point out to her that since I've spend 11 years in the house, the treasure's sacred aura has obviously rubbed off on me and I should become her servant. Someone has to cook for her and such, it's not like she can go grocery shopping when she's supposed to be guarding something.

>> No.16353633

>>16353627
I have no idea what you're asking, but that's a big fairy and I'm going to have my hands full squeezing her.

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>> No.16353637

>>16353626
Break into my own house quietly, hide somewhere till night and force myself on the griffon in her sleep, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.16353643

>>16353626
Offering her cakes, sweets, and massages in exchange for access to my kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom.

>> No.16353649

>>16353626
Go to thw dragon bakery & cafe so I can get husbando'd by a cute dragon.

>> No.16353650

>>16353626
Why not just go back in there?

>> No.16353674
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>>16353637
Hospital visit before you can get it in.

BUT you do get a consolation Unicorn prize. I'd say that's a win.

>>16353643
>>16353628
She relocates the prized possession to your basement and roosts at the only entrance.

Still glaring at anything in her vision.

>>16353649
It's a long trip to the dragon bakery, by the time you get there it's dark and about to close.

Unfortunately the Ushi-Oni who lives in the adjacent alley grabs you. Bad end?

>>16353650
Because Gryphons are like the hardcore version of dragons when it comes to sacred treasure.

>> No.16353680

>>16353674
>Still glaring at anything in her vision.
I think she needs glasses. I should buy her some.

>> No.16353682

>>16353674
I mean, fuck the treasure I just want my house back. No stealing intent means I can go in and go out right? And even if it doesn't I would still do it.

>> No.16353685

>>16353674
Ok but now I need to get my computer out of the basement.

Time to offer more cakes and maybe some milk to wash it down.

>> No.16353694

>>16353680
>>16353682
Everyone is a potential Thief to her Mr. Anon.

>>16353685
Imagine a 7 foot tall Gryphon hovering right behind you the entire time you're down there doing it.

>> No.16353700

>>16353694
>Everyone is a potential Thief to her Mr. Anon.
And I say she's near-sighted and wouldn't glare so much if she had some specs.

>> No.16353704

>>16353626
Tell her that this is my house and depending on what the goddess, who probably has no idea what she's talking about I mean really what would be a sacred ancient treasure in my house, is she can take it and put it somewhere safer, but this is my goddamn house and I'm not going to be kicked out.

>> No.16353705

>>16353694
>Seven foot tall Griffin watching me play Crusader Kings II

D-does she want anything? It must be pretty boring for her down here.

>> No.16353713

>>16353694
If everyone is a thief then I might as well be one. Fuck you Griffon-chan, I'm taking my house back even if it takes 24 attempts per day.

>> No.16353720
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16353720

It's time to have "the talk" about stretchy meat

>> No.16353722

>>16353626
tell her i'm the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

>> No.16353725

>>16353720
Some things man was not meant to know.

>> No.16353728
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>>16353626
I inform the Goddess that she doesn't get to bring Griffons

>> No.16353729

>>16353720
do monster girl ever have to tell their kids about the birds and the bees or is it epecrted for eveything to come to them naturually when they get older?

>> No.16353732

>>16353728
They're not her Griffons.

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Guys, guys, how do I venture into the Demon Realm without turning into an Incubus?

>> No.16353739

>>16353736
wear a skirt so youll be turned into an alp instead.

>> No.16353740
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>>16353736
Ask Felicia

>> No.16353742

>>16353736
Use wards, a shit load of them. And don't you dare fuck a girl even if she's human.

>> No.16353743
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>>16353739
B-But I wish to remain human so I could woo my desired Lilim waifu!

>> No.16353744

>>16353732
And why would I want them?

>> No.16353747

>>16353729
As long as parents keep them focused on school work instead of their teenage rape hormones they'll be ok

>> No.16353750

>>16353744
They work for the mercenary. The Mosquito Gal.

>> No.16353753

>>16353743
>B-But I wish to remain human
too bad, its either inccubus or alp
make your choice.

>> No.16353758

>>16353743
would it be possible to get with one as an alp?

>> No.16353759

Do your waifu corrupt human women?
How does she do it?
Do you help her?
Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
Have she ever corrupted an entire village?
Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turn them against their will?

>> No.16353764

>>16353674
Well damn. I had a plan to walk into the bakery and start crying saying the big meanie griffon stole my house and my stuff.

>Unfortunately the Ushi-Oni who lives in the adjacent alley grabs you. Bad end?

I guess now I'll actually be screaming for help

>> No.16353765

>>16353758
No, that's gay.
>>16353759
Not in the sense that she turns them into monsters. She does corrupt people's morality though. She's an evil overlord and stuff. That's part of the job.

>> No.16353770
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16353770

I haven't seen a human woman in real life since my birthday last April.

>> No.16353771
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16353771

I don't think I've ever wanted to corrupt a character as much as I do Erika right now. Only thing is, I'm torn on if she should be a succubus or lizard.

>> No.16353780

>>16353770
You've been indoors that long? Or do you live in the woods?
Prison?

>> No.16353783

>>16353770
I haven't masterbated to human girls or even real girls in 4 months.

>> No.16353791

>>16353230
This sounds so goddamned depressing and disturbing I'm going to use it in a story.

>> No.16353793
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16353793

>>16353771
i want to corrupt a titty paladin into a protector dragon!

>> No.16353796

>>16353759
She's not a species that can easily corrupt but I'm sure if a woman was curious she would tell them about how great being a monster is and teach her all the lewd tricks she uses on me.

>> No.16353799

>>16353720
What's the talk about? What's wrong with stretchy meat?

>> No.16353800

>>16353753
>>16353758
W-Well then I'll train to become a Hero! Like the fabled warrior who wedded the current Demon Lord!
>>16353759
>Does your waifu corrupt human women?
Of course! As do all Lilim!
>How does she do it?
Dark matter and rape
>Do you help her?
Hell no! I would fight her just to make her job a little more interesting!
>Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
Both!
>Has she ever corrupted an entire village?
Not to that degree! She is too naive of her own powers.
>Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turns them against their will?
Both! It is a Lilim's duty to turn and educate the victim of her newfound abilities and physique!

>> No.16353809

>>16353791
It's not as bad as your daughteru getting bullied.

>> No.16353811

>>16353720
>You will never pop out of your Wendigofus coat and nonchalantly observe you surroundings with binoculars

>> No.16353812

>>16353809
>your daughteru getting poisoned is not as bad as her getting bullied
What?

>> No.16353813

>>16353674
And people say griffons are better than Dragons.

I bet a dragon would husband you first the love you as her precious treasure and THEN protect the other treasure.

>> No.16353816

>>16353812
It's not like she'll eat it.

>> No.16353818

>>16353759
>Do your waifu corrupt human women?
Yes.
>How does she do it?
Good old fashion raping.
>Do you help her?
She brings them back to the cave, I take the lower body, she takes the upper and sometimes we switch.
>Does she only do it when a woman crosses her path or does she actively go out and do it?
When one crosses her path, she doesn't go out much.
>Have she ever corrupted an entire village?
She tries to avoid villages, they're not her kind of place at all.
>Is she a "good person" that shows them the pleasure of being a monster or is she the "Bad guy" and turn them against their will?
Depends, if she takes a liking to the woman's personality she's kind. If they manage to piss her off by finding her body repulsive or something then she gives them hell.

>> No.16353819
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>>16353780
Oh I live on a 3200 acre ranch. I don't really need to drive or fly into town anymore than once or twice a year.

>> No.16353823

>>16353816
>kids
>turning down sweets from old people who live in their general vicinity
I doubt it.
>>16353819
Sounds sweet.

>> No.16353826

>>16353793
I want to be training under veteran, scared titty paladin when she realizes the 'all natural' milk she's been drinking over the years to keep her bones strong was Holstaur milk all along because now she has horns and her tits are even bigger and have started leaking, but I want her body to stay just as muscled and scarred to the point where if she wasn't lactating you'd think she was a minotaur, I want her to roughly rape me when she can't take the urges any more then end with gentle momdom and semi-forced breastfeeding, she's not forcing it on me as long as I'm willing but she wont take no for an answer.

>> No.16353836

>>16353800
Which lilim is your waifu?

>> No.16353843

What kind of over-the-top PSAs would humans put out for discouraging associating with monster girls?

>> No.16353845

>>16353348
I think showers would be impossible, so cleaning yourself and her would be something like a mouthwash, kind of what's mentioned in this doujin here:
https://exhentai.org/s/2cacd75774/814588-20

You'd be able to get internet like this anon mentioned:
>>16352613
Waterproofing a laptop wouldn't be difficult and then to pay the monthly bill, you could offer a desert sandworm travel service like that's mentioned here:
https://exhentai.org/s/3e3829892b/773528-19
Or, because she'd be a good hunter sell off captured wild animals. I'm sure she has the strength to mine into possible ores and gems underground to make you guys money. Lots of potential there, I imagine.

As for the last one you mentioned, I imagine you lets you outside for that, or maybe there's a place deeper in her shell (that's secluded) where you can take care of that, or maybe even there's a possible potion or spell that rids your need to do that.

>> No.16353846

>>16353826
But then she'll hate herself for being a monster ad a rapist.

>> No.16353850

>>16353843
Basically DON'T DATE ROBOTS, but with Monsters instead of robots.

>> No.16353852

>>16353836
Something along the lines of Victoria and Ilassa mixed together

>> No.16353853

>>16353843
Probably old lore like succubi will literally drain your lifeforce to death or something.

>> No.16353858

>>16353846
Then I'll just have to make sure she's too busy being happy and loved constantly to be sad.

>> No.16353864

>>16353852
You need a cute name for her though.

>> No.16353867

What happens when you tell a dragon something happened to her husband? Is it the same reaction for each dragon type, or does it differ?

>> No.16353870

>>16353759
She does it unintentionally when a human woman walks into her domain of cold.

The cold also drains spirit energy and the woman will get turned into a MG.

Fortunately it takes a LOT to piss off an Ice Queen.

>> No.16353871

>>16353867
Depends on what happened.

>> No.16353874

>>16353843
>"this is your brain on manticore venom"

>> No.16353875

>>16353874
More like
>This is your dick
>This is your dick on Manticore Venom
It backfires spectacularly.

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>>16353114
Looks like it got translated

This is what I'd write in as well

>> No.16353878

>>16353871
He's in the hospital with a broken pelvis.

That or he was found in a pool of body fluids on his way to work. He was raped.

>> No.16353883

>>16353878
Hell hath no fury like wrath of a woman scored.

>> No.16353888

>>16353878
There goes the species of the ones that raped him.

>> No.16353890

White colored Succubi with black hair and red irises on black sclera.
And I mean white, not white person white. White as a sheet of paper, white as snow. White.

>> No.16353891

>>16353759
Yes
She flays them and gradually turns them into Mindflayers as they get lewder
Not really help but I do accompany her
She actively goes out to do it almost weekly
Not yet but she plans to
Chaos goes beyond good and evil, I like to call us the bad guys tho

>> No.16353894

>>16353843
That they're aggressive rapists that don't care about men, that they twist women into disgusting beasts, that they'll lead to the extinction of the human race. Things like that.

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>>16353864
It is better for me to not know the name of my Lilim lover! It adds excitement and a desire to learn more about her species!

>> No.16353905

>>16353894
Isn't that true?

>> No.16353906

>>16353895
You don't even know the name of your lover? Anon you need to hurry up and dick her the right way.

>> No.16353908

>>16353905
No.

>> No.16353912

>>16353871
He's dead

>> No.16353913

>>16353890
One albino Succubus, gotcha.

>> No.16353916

>>16353912
Then she Dragonhearts him back or something.

>> No.16353918

>>16353905
Some MGs won't outright rape the guy they have their eyes on. Instead they wait for him to make the first move.

>> No.16353920

>>16353906
But I do not have the strength or the equipment to venture into the dreaded Demon Realm, nor a portal to the Mamono world!

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>>16353890
>White as a sheet of paper, white as snow. White
This really needs to be more of a thing, it's not done enough.

>> No.16353928

>>16353891
Progressive corruption is nice. it's gradual so the girl doesn't know what's wrong.

>> No.16353932
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This is your cow for the night.

>> No.16353935

>>16353932
Welp, guess I'm going to milk the fox.

>> No.16353937

>>16353932
That's a fox, not a cow

>> No.16353939

>>16353920
You need to try super hard Anon. The stronger the waifu the more love you need to have. If you keep this up you might lose her!

>> No.16353942

>>16353932
We're going to need a bigger milker.

>> No.16353945

>>16353937
She can be a perfectly viable Holst replacement provided you have a milking machine and fried tofu.

>> No.16353952

>>16353928
You've got to take this kind of things slowly
Turning an innocent villager girl into a monster girl should be a full experience not just an instant

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>>16353952
are you going to take her home and stay by her side while tenderly nursing her needs, while the transformation occurs?

>> No.16353957

>>16353874

>A confident man in swimming trunks is shown
>he turns to the dock of a beach and runs
>He jumps off of it and at the height of his jump, several tentacles pop out of the water and seize him, quickly dragging him under despite his attempts to struggle and break free
>Text appears saying to be wary near the ocean.

>> No.16353968

>>16353955
No way, I'm not touching a human girl
She can go get help from that one Anon she secretly liked though

>> No.16353970

>>16353852
>Victoria
>tfw art NEVER EVER

>> No.16353979

>>16353544
I-I think I found the one guys.

>> No.16353982

>>16353843
>Hi I'm Pally, and MgDonald's have given me this time to talk about something we both really care about: Yetis
>If you're hugging Yetis without consent - stop it, get some help, and buy a MgDouble Pounder at MgDonald's

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>tfw Cockatrice will probably get little art this year

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16354003

>>16352490
>"What's the age of consent for youkai kitsune?"

>"That's actually a pretty good question. That probably depends on how you fluff them."

Never change, /tg/

>> No.16354004

>>16353867
She sorrows; then finds another treasure.

>> No.16354008

>>16354004
>then finds another treasure

Dragons aren't sluts. Using the help of a lich or even a demon deal they revive their husbands. Maybe even becoming undead dragons in exchange for their husbands being alive again.

Don't you dare even suggest that they're sluts ever again.

>> No.16354009

>>16353867
She goes find another man, not like monstergirls care that much when there are many.

>> No.16354016
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16354016

What would you do once you arrive in the Mamono world?

>> No.16354021

>>16354016
Find a nice place to grind.

>> No.16354022

>>16354016
Don't blow images on unrelated stuff please

>> No.16354024

>>16354021
It's funny because it's true!

>> No.16354027

>>16354021
Then you get raped and husbando'd.

>> No.16354029

>>16354016
use my knowledge of modern technology to change the world? Provided they are a magic centric world that is.

>> No.16354033

>>16354008
>Dragons aren't sluts.
Debatable, to say the least.

>> No.16354034

>>16354029
Master of Magitek?

>> No.16354037

>>16354029
I'm sure knowledge of the outdoors would fair better than reliance on technology, since civilization hasn't advanced to an age where electricity would be widely available.

>> No.16354038

>>16354034
I was thinking more like master of infrastructure. Street lamps and telegrams for the little man, helping to speed progress as a whole.

>> No.16354039

>>16354027
Of course I won't. It's a pure grind of devil bugs, slimes and rats. You only get raped by those if you want.

>> No.16354042
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16354042

>>16354016
In this order:

>Find the Order
>Join it
>Git gud
>Desert
>Go find my waifu, using my habilities to avoid the rest of monstergirls
>When I find her, submit myself to her

>> No.16354046

>>16354042
Classic death knight move.

>> No.16354050

>>16354037
>electricity would be widely available.
it would be available anywhere a thunderbird is,
working at the power plant would have a slightly different meaning there.

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>>16354038
>telegrams
Damn technologists are taking jobs from hard-working Harpies!

>> No.16354052

>>16354033
They husband the man they rape. That's purity right there. If you just want (You)s then here it is.

>> No.16354056

>>16354046
How so? I don't really know how they work.

>> No.16354059

>>16354050
>go to local power plant
>expecting lewd Thunderbirds
>enter
>Thunderbirds walking in giant hamsterwheels
>"Rivers a little low this year, mate"

>> No.16354063
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16354063

I want to impregnate Pharaoh, her hips don't lie and those Breasts are big enough to feed an entire army. I'll even join Apophis army if it's my only chance with Pharaoh.

>> No.16354064

>>16354056
You never played Warcraft 3? You are not living your life correctly.

>> No.16354068

>>16354016
I'll go train on the mountains of the Mist Continent, I'm sure there is some hermit monster girl willing to teach martial art to people who have a good cause to do so
I hope I won't fall in love with her

>> No.16354071

>>16354051
At least telegrams can't send packages?
now that's worth looking into some Magitek for

>> No.16354077

>>16354063
Sure just aslong as I can keep my Anubis waifu.

>> No.16354079

>>16354063
So are those red marks just a tattoo, or are they dry cracks similar to the mummy?

>> No.16354080

>>16354063
There are bound to be Pharaohs out there perfect for milking.

>> No.16354086

>>16354016
Teach a Tanuki about reverse mortgages.

>> No.16354090

>>16354079
The latter, and they symbolize her connection to them.
It was something we discussed when that one anon was posting KC's prototype design notes.

>> No.16354091

>>16353228
I wouldn't call her laid back. She's leader of the yokai right? Probably constantly has to deal with rowdy oni's or youko playing too many pranks.

>> No.16354102

>>16354090
Neat, I was hoping that was the case.

>> No.16354104

>>16354063
I think it's wrong to prefer having a graped Pharaoh over no Pharaoh
If you truly loved her then you'd be fine with building her pyramid and admiring her from a distance

>>16354079
>>16354090
Yeah he explained them in her making off
They emanate mana and are highly sensitive if my memory is correct

>> No.16354106

>>16353996
I bet she'll get more content than Kakuen was able to get in 2016

>> No.16354107

>>16354068
>Anon gets taken under the wing of a female hermit
>through years of hard physical labor and meditation, he now has the strength rivaling that of an Ushi-Oni
>As he prepares to leave to woo his waifu, his instructor reveals her true form, a Kunoichi!
>She becomes enthralled with you, to the point of restraining you to your bed after drinking spiked tea, in an attempt to force you to stay

>> No.16354108

>>16354079
Cracks similar to mummy but The red glow is actually her mana leaking out due to her body not strong enough to contain it all. The Red Gems and Glow on Apophis also because of similar reasons.

>> No.16354126

>>16354104
>>16354108
>>16354090
Thanks for the good info. I'll admit she just climbed a few spots on my list.

If I could ask a second question, how much do we know about that suspicious snake?

>> No.16354131

>>16354126
All we know that its a special Demon Realm Beast that Pharaoh uses as a weapon.

>> No.16354132

>>16354126
He's a bro.

>> No.16354142

>>16354126
My theory is that snake is what the gods corrupted and turned into Apophises

>> No.16354144

>>16354126
He briefly mentioned it but I forgot what he said, something about it being her pet

>> No.16354150

>>16354126
Those snakes are just Demon Realm animals that some Pharaohs keep as pets.

>> No.16354163

>Anon is sick of being molested by monster girls
>visists a tanuki about her training programs
>teaches anon random stupid shit that doesn't even work
>tells anon he's ready for his final task
>get in the ring with a strong oni and over power her using the techniques he learnt
>anon takes a defensive stance while taunting the oni to even dare take a hit at anon
>saying how he'll beat her up
>anon takes a swing
>does nothing
>Oni overpowers him
>rapes him
>turns him into her slave
>tanuki sells the video

>> No.16354174

>>16354016
Put on the shittiest armor and weapons I can find and go questing.

>> No.16354177

>>16354016
probably the same things I do once a start a new thing on dwarf fortress.

>> No.16354179

>>16354163
First the "orphanages" and now this. Who's going to stop them?

>> No.16354191 [DELETED] 

>>16352641
>Guro
Fuck off.

>> No.16354197

>>16354063
It's simple. Just find one that thinks creamskins are exotic. She'll leglock you until you give her a mulatto baby.

>> No.16354200

>>16354197
>mulatto
That's not how it works, stop.

>> No.16354203

>>16354200
Biracial.

>> No.16354205

>>16354179
How do (((they))) keep getting away with it?

>> No.16354206

>>16354203
No, seriously. That isn't how it works.

>> No.16354208

>>16354203
I said stop.

>> No.16354214

>>16354203
Take a hike faggot.

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This mistress of the night grabs your ass. What do you do?

>> No.16354221

>>16354220
I too saw episode 7.

>> No.16354223

>>16354220
Tell her I don't believe in cuckoldry, she already has her husband with her at all times.

>> No.16354226

>>16354220
Look at my wife and see what she does.

>> No.16354231

>>16354220
Get an erection

>> No.16354236
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>>16354220
>>16354226

>> No.16354242

>>16354236
Aww. That's cute.

>> No.16354248

>>16354220
I don't think my dragon waifu would be too happy about that. Somebody else touching her treasure.

>> No.16354255

>>16354236
I can see her doing this, if not just getting up and threating to hit the girl.

>> No.16354256

You know what would be nice
holding out and beating a salamander at arm wrestling.

>> No.16354258

>>16354163
>ywn wrestle an oni for your freedom
>ywn loose within the first round

>> No.16354264

>>16354258
Freedom is overrated anyway

>> No.16354271
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>>16354256
Be prepared for her to come back for a rematch and getting more heated every time.

>> No.16354272

>>16354264
This

Being a slave isn't as bad as it sounds

>> No.16354276

>>16354264
>>16354272
Bait-kun pls.

>> No.16354281

>>16354276
But anon. If you had to choose between sanity or freedom. Which would you choose?

>> No.16354284

>>16354276
You call everything bait

>> No.16354285

>>16354276
being enslaved by an oni isnt that bad, yeah your chained to the floor and have to do house chores, and yes the rape is pelvis obliterating, but you get free room and board

>> No.16354289

>>16354281
Freedom: The best kind of dom.

>> No.16354293

>>16354281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10

>> No.16354294

>>16354276
Being a slave to a monstergirl is pretty much being her husband anyway. but with more rape

>> No.16354295

>>16354284
Because it usually is.

>> No.16354297

>>16354289
You need to see a flayer and get that fixed.

>> No.16354303

>>16354297
True freedom is eternal.

>> No.16354305
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Sometimes I think they don't know what they're doing

>> No.16354306

>>16354276
To me, calling out a common fantasy as bait looks like bait.

>> No.16354307

>>16354295
How the fuck is saying that a bait? I remember people saying it for years when talking about the subject.

>> No.16354310

>>16354281
[The star spangled banner intensifies]

>> No.16354312

>>16354306
Nice try, but I won't be falling for that one again.

>> No.16354315

>>16354305
See this?
This is why Succubi get chubby

>> No.16354317
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>>16354315
In the right places.

>> No.16354319

>>16354305
She definitely knows what she's doing. Look at that tail placement.

>> No.16354324

>>16353819
Where do you get food?

>> No.16354325

>>16354319
damn ninjas stealin mah words

>> No.16354327

>>16354317
Maybe but it'll start going elsewhere if they aren't careful.

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>>16354324
>Where do you get food on a farm?

>> No.16354336

>>16354327
You don't like them?

You gay?

>> No.16354341

>>16354312
Falling for what one? Are you so paranoid that you think everyone is out to ruse you?

>> No.16354342

>>16354336
I have nothing against them but too much and then they aren't chubby anymore.

>> No.16354346

>>16354163

>Trusting a Tanuki to begin with

>> No.16354356

>>16354256
>>16354271
>repeatedly beat salamander at am wrestling
>every time you face her, her face goes red and her tail waves erratically while on fire
>Ask her if she's got a fever
>"I-Its fine! let's just start already!"

>> No.16354369

>>16354341
>implying everyone isn't out to get me
Oh I see, you're on of them. Could've fooled me.

>> No.16354370

>>16354356
Hold on I'm onto her case!

That's lewd and sweaty handholding. She can't fool anyone anymore.

>> No.16354413

>>16354324
Vegetables I grow, fruits I freeze, meats I pick up and freeze. I can in Sept and Oct.

>> No.16354422

So I just played waifu simulator 2.0. Damn it's a scrambled mess. Finally got ran on the screen and animated but can't fuck.

Stupid as airwolf.

Anyone used it?

>> No.16354425
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Cheshires come in fur colors beyond purple don't they?

>> No.16354428

>>16354422
>waifu simulator
Which one? Honey select?

>> No.16354436

>>16354428
No waifu simulator for vr. But I played it on my computer. Just type it in Altavista.

>> No.16354439

>>16354425
Yep, I imagine you can get light blues, sea greens, and maybe a pink or two.

>> No.16354441

>>16354428
It's based on mmd models.

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what is the best kind of foreplay with a dragon?

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He found his release inside the birthing canal of a 9 year old girl practicing gymnastics. He then knew there was hope in this economically depressed area and retreated back to his truck camper where he would rest and drive on to the next town in the morn.

>> No.16354473 [DELETED] 

>>16354464
Wrong thread?

>> No.16354474

>>16354463
Claw massages and above all else belly/abs licking

>> No.16354475

>>16354463
keep away?

>> No.16354478 [DELETED] 

>>16354464
I don't wanna know which thread this was supposed to go in

>> No.16354487

>>16354236
What side story is this from?

>> No.16354508 [DELETED] 

>>16354478
>>16354473
No. This is the monster thread right?

>> No.16354514

>>16354463
Massages and polishing. Just like you polish her scales, she'll poliosh your rock hard boner. You can also say that you're diamonds so she can put it in her "hoard".

Jesus I want my dragon to give me a good slap. I should probably slap her too.

>> No.16354523

>>16353876
I read it out of curiosity.
"Matching Party" is just a glorified dating service under the guise of setting up homestays.
Monstergirls are taking the opportunity to flirt like crazy.
One background character can be seen being Kabe-don'd by an Ogre
Is this what the club scene of MGC would look like? Because I might actually go to a club to experience that.

>> No.16354529

>>16354514
How do you polish scales? With a cloth and some shoe shiner?

>> No.16354538

>>16354425
I want to fuck those Cheshires.
After pulling them out of the boxes so I can see their cute faces.

>> No.16354539

Reposting for the daytime crowd. All the side art from the two current MGE books. All that I could find, anyway.

http://imgur.com/a/bUlkz

>> No.16354541

>>16354529
There is a special oil and fancy mamono cloth, but you can use that too so your waifu is shiny like her hoard.

>> No.16354544

>>16354538
>Pull them out
>Find out its actually a pair of dire cheshires.

Nice one.

>> No.16354552

>>16354544
>Dire Cheshires
Even better.
Bigger Cheshires = More energy = Cuter
Also bigger asses and bigger tits.

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Would you have sexual relations with a kitsune?

>> No.16354557

>>16354555
YES!

>> No.16354560

>>16354552
Don't forget the muscle too.
These's arent just any old cats.

>> No.16354563

>>16354555
I want to say no because I'm not a slut, but if she seduced me I would probably fall for it.

>> No.16354568

>>16354539
Thanks anon.

>that griffon

Is there some SDH going on here?

>> No.16354570

>>16354555
Not with a snout like that, fucker.

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What about a hybrid Ran?

>> No.16354579

>>16354560
Abs that are perfect for licking anon.
Bodies that are perfect for being sandwiched between.

>> No.16354580

>>16354573
yeah, sure

>> No.16354582

>>16354573
I don't know dude, that seems like a little too much.

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Does this make you Randy?

>> No.16354584

>>16354573
Good design wasted on vore faggotry.

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>>16354583
stop

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You wouldn't want to touch fluffy tentacle?

>> No.16354596

>>16354579
Oh?
But then you'll be sandwiched between two large, purring cheshires.

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https://youtu.be/lPS2mjlBmTw

We need a musical about trying to "make it" in MGC.

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>>16354596
what if that's anons plan?

>> No.16354618

>>16354614
I'd watch it

>> No.16354621

>>16354596
Sounds like heaven.

>> No.16354624

>>16354617
Then he'll succeed spectacularly.

>>16354621
It would be.
They'd probably take you lifting with them too.

>> No.16354629

>>16354617
Wehn looking at that imagine I always see it as facesitting and cowgirl. Then I remember late night is mostly pure.

>> No.16354633 [DELETED] 

>>16354613
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the /trash/ board's two blocks down.

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>>16354555
Yes

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>> No.16354664 [DELETED] 

>>16354583
>>16354613
>>16354643
>>16354655
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>> No.16354671 [DELETED] 

>>16354633
I think you are mistaken. She is a monster and the word "monster" is even in the title of the anime.

>> No.16354677 [DELETED] 

>>16354664
Don't reply to the shitter. Do the reasonable thing when furshit is being posted.

>> No.16354678

>>16354624
They'd probably just make me spot for them and make sure I have a good look at their sweaty bodies.
Then there's the post-workout "protein boost".

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Take a look at this one.

>> No.16354683

>>16354678
Exactly.
Don't forget the shower they'll share with you as well.

>> No.16354686

>>16354555
Yes. Especially if shes smug about it.

>> No.16354687

>>16354555
No

Lamias are better

>> No.16354692

>>16354681
But a mimic like that would be my treasure!

>> No.16354697

>>16354692
Do not make the monster girls embarrassed.

>> No.16354698

>>16354539
I can't look at them without starting to get a boner

>> No.16354702

>>16354697
why?
monster girls are even cuter when they are embarrassed.

>> No.16354706

>>16354683
And then off to the bedroom for facesitting and playful bullying.

>> No.16354710

>>16354555
I'd that one. I imagine that voice sounds quite bonerific, even outside of coitus.

>> No.16354712

>>16354702
They stop thinking about rape and start thinking about marriage with you. The lust gets too strong and the chances of getting pregnant goes up a lot too.

>> No.16354718

>>16354706
Yep.
I'd be a team effort from the two of them as well.

>> No.16354719 [DELETED] 

>>16354583
Fuck off shoggocks

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Awoooooo~

>> No.16354726

>>16354712
and that's a bad thing?

>> No.16354729

>>16354726
Well shit. I hope you enjoy having mimic daughterus and that nice waifu. Make sure to make all of them super happy.

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>>16354729
will do!

>> No.16354746

>>16354735
You know what I'm thinking about right now? Opening the door to your house and a bunch of little mimics and your waifu jump at you as if you had opened a chest.

It's fucking cute.

>> No.16354750

>>16354523
The lines are very long for a good reason.

>> No.16354754

>>16354746
what if the mimic's chest is the house

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>>16354629

>> No.16354766 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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You walk into your bedroom and see this wealthy socialite waiting for you. What do you do?

>> No.16354768

>>16354016
Depends on where I show up mostly. Some order city? Demon realm city? Middle of the forest?

>> No.16354771

>>16354763
Such mischievous girls.
Gonna scritch their itch!

>> No.16354777

>>16354763
Playful girls are so great. So fucking great.

>> No.16354779 [DELETED] 

>>16354766
Anon, what the fuck are you doing?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16354780 [DELETED] 

>>16354763
They wouldn't mind if I pet their head would they?
>>16354766
Please don't use the God Emperor for the sake of shitposting here.

>> No.16354784

>>16354763
Goddamnit latenight. I was actually hoping for lewds, you tease.

>> No.16354794

>>16354763
Genki and Smug cheshire twins are the best.
I wanna fill them full of daughterus.

>> No.16354804

Can I mix haughty and gentle into one dragon or is it a no go?

>> No.16354805

>>16354804
anything is possible!

>> No.16354807

>>16354804
Do it. She'll be a great wife and mother.

>> No.16354814

What monstergirl would be best if I want her to be cold in public but dere in private (without going sub)?

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Anyone like hens? (Chicken girls)

I could go for a Rhode Island red right now.

>> No.16354817

>>16354804
just do it

>> No.16354820

>>16354814
Ice Queen or Glacies

>> No.16354823

>>16354804
Thats just called a regular dom. Dominance doesn't have to include humiliation or sadism, though I can see the confusion because they are often related.

>> No.16354825

>>16354805
>>16354807
>>16354817
But they're completely opposite things. How would that even work?

>"Puny mortal! Come lay your head on my lap"

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>>16354814
Ice Queen

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Boy get me a squishy right now. Actaully, I can be a big one too.

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???

>> No.16354832

>>16354825
it just works anon!

>> No.16354837

>>16354825
>That's it anon. Just lay back and let me do my work.
>You look so cute when you're eyes are rolled up like that.
>Your moans are cute as well

>> No.16354845

>>16354827
I must squeeze her.

>> No.16354846

>>16354825
That actually sounds nice. Which smile she would have, smug or gentle? Because if it is gentle then I want too.

Actually, even if it's smug I want one.

>> No.16354852

>>16354837
L-Lewd!

>> No.16354854

>>16354827
Will I get flayed by squeezing her?

>> No.16354859

>>16354854
Who knows? I would do it either way.

>> No.16354861

I really hope you all are reporting that faggot's posts.

>> No.16354862

>>16354854
only one way to find out

>> No.16354864

>>16354846
I'd say a gentle one. I guess it will sound weird hearing haughty lines come out of a gentle expression.

>> No.16354865

>>16354852
I always assumed thats how alot of the monsters acted. I mean if some lewd lamia or succubus rapes a lone human they plan on turning into their husband they'd probably make sure he's getting off.

>> No.16354867

>>16354827
I don't want to squeeze, though. I want to gently rub the side of her head until both of us feel better!

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>>16354861
>Implying /mgg/ isn't comprised of furfags

>> No.16354879

>>16354867
Go for it. I would probably play a lot with her tentacles by pretending they are bike handles or twintails.

>> No.16354881

>>16354827
A squishy is a lot of work. Can you really care for her?

>> No.16354888

>>16354861
wich one?

>> No.16354897

>>16354861
Announcing it would be breaking the rules.

>> No.16354898

>>16354729
Are mimic daughterus born with a chest?
No, not that kind of chest

>16354829
Leave.

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>>16354881
Of course. Little flayers along with little kikis are my favorite. I just can't resist them, too heart warming and huggable.

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Monster girls are cute!

>> No.16354905

>>16354898
In my head canon, they go around looking for a chest together once she can walk.

>> No.16354913

>>16354861
Oh you'd better believe it.

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>> No.16354918

>>16354865
>you will never be raped and seduced by a succubus at the same time.

>> No.16354926

>>16354861
Nah, it's just some autist who thinks he's funny. We even get the image slots back when he gets purged/banned. I couldn't care less.

>> No.16354939

>>16354899
But Flayers are bad.

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Polt really isn't a monster girl.

>> No.16354950

>>16354918
That's just how Succubi operate anon. Seduce then rape.
Though by the time the sex is happening it's not really "Rape" anymore.

>> No.16354970
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Wight Succubi would be GOAT-tier Undead.

>> No.16354975

And some people didn't believe me when I said the shitposter from yesterday and the day before is some furfag from /v/.

>> No.16354979

>>16354970
Disagree. A Lich cannot be beaten by a mere-wight. Especially a succuslut wight.

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>>16354975

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How does this make you feel?

>> No.16354986

>>16354981
Boy I tell ya' he gonna' get gang-blood-sucked.

>> No.16354988

>>16354975
I can remember some fellow getting assblasted about monstergirls and projecting in that /v/ New Years Eve MG thread.

>> No.16354989

>>16354939
I know, but I can't resist the little ones. They are like puppies or something for me.

>> No.16354990

>>16354986
I envied Darling a lot. But now he's just taking it to a whole other level.

>> No.16354992

>>16354981
Uncomfortable :(

>> No.16354996

>>16354939
No, they aren't. MGs are only as bad as the person imagining them. If you think they are bad, you must be a terrible person, with terrible ideas!

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[ERROR]

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>>16354827

>> No.16355004

>>16354996
Shut up, Flayer.

>> No.16355015

>>16355003
I want to milk that Flayer.

>> No.16355020

>>16354981
It makes me feel envy. A lot of envy,

>> No.16355022

>>16355003
Mindflayers really would make good nurses. Especially in geriatrics and places with significant dementia affliction.

>> No.16355025

>>16355022
Palliative care too.

>> No.16355032

>>16355003
I hope she can take care of me. I normally prefer squishies but I guess there is a first time for everything.

>Got the teasy cats and now this
You just made me pretty happy, so I guess the flayer's work is done

>> No.16355033

You're attending a local MG Dating meet up. You can specify certain traits and MG types you want to meet. Here's >>16353876 your form. So what does your form look like?

>> No.16355038

>>16355033
extraspecies: none in particular
activities: what doesn't kill me

>> No.16355043

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Dragon

>Acceptable activites
Everything is nogotiable.

>> No.16355048

>>16355033
Desired extraspecies: Undead

Acceptable activities: Anything that doesn't cause me pain, physical or otherwise, or death.

>> No.16355056

>>16355048
What about vampires?

>> No.16355060

>>16355056
Do they cause pain? Then no. Do they have a numbing agent in their mouth for their bite? Sure!

>> No.16355064

>>16355033
Desired extra species:
Dragon

Acceptable Activities:
Gentle femdom
Being stepped on

>> No.16355070

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Any MG with a long tongue
>Acceptable activities
French kissing

>> No.16355072

>>16355033
Desired extraspecies: Anything barring siths, elves, vamp mosquitos, and charybdis

Acceptable activities: Anything as long as there's cuddling at the end of the day

>> No.16355081

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Canine
>Acceptable activities
Femdom, leg locking and paizuri.

>> No.16355083

>>16355003
I'm going to present my head on a fancy red pillow to her

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Best monster and one of the earliest.

>> No.16355094 [DELETED] 

>>16355091
>one of the earliest.
animated

>> No.16355097

>>16355033
>Desired Extraspecies: Just about any.
>Acceptable Activities: Femdom, Non-penetrative sex, Rape roleplay
>Note: Big tits a plus, Shortstacks and Tall girls a big plus.

>> No.16355101

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Any as long as it is assertive/aggressive/dominant

>Acceptable activites
Biting and scratching are a plus, but almost anything is ok.

>> No.16355106 [DELETED] 

>>16355033
>>Desired extraspecies
ogre
>>Acceptable activites
pegging

>> No.16355131

>>16355033
Jinko
Being the little spoon, being ridden, having my smile protected, chuffs, paw massages, facesitting and naked aprons

>> No.16355136

>>16355033
Desired extraspecies: Dorome

Acceptable activites: Gentle rape

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A Kiedran is fine too.

>> No.16355149

>>16355033
Automaton.

Lactation, facesitting, femdom.

>> No.16355153

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Crow Tengu

>Acceptable activites
Femdom, kissing, cunnilingus, cuddling.

>> No.16355155

>>16355060
MGE Vampires inject demonic energy as she feeds on you. It makes both you and her feel a sense of euphoria so it's a win-win.

>> No.16355166 [DELETED] 

>>16355142
Are we being raided or something?

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>>16355149
What kind of Automaton?

>> No.16355170

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
Anubis
>Acceptable activities
Handholding, cuddling, massages, body worship, biting and nuzzling lotus position

>> No.16355173
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>>16355167
The MGE kind, except thicc and onee-san like under that kuudere mask.

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Monsters.... Monsters everywhere!

>> No.16355177 [DELETED] 

>>16355166
Seems that way. Report and ignore.

>> No.16355179

>>16355155
Yeah, that would be fine. I've got nothing against blood, and stuff like that. Just don't want pain from it.

>> No.16355183

>>16355170
Are you me?

>> No.16355187 [DELETED] 

>>16355177
It's not very good.
Cheshires would be shaking their heads at this attempt.

As would actual trolls, although they'd do it for other reasons.

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>> No.16355189

>>16355173
Good taste
Make sure she doesn't have access to the web or god know what she will do after stumbling upon incest doujins

>> No.16355196

>>16355033
Desired extraspecies: Any humanoid
Acceptable activites: Most anything that does not cause lasting harm. Forced body worship and outercourse are always welcome

>> No.16355197

>>16355183
Yes, yes I am. I just want to spend a night on the couch with my Anubis waifu, cuddling with her like there's no tomorrow. I want to gently blow into her ears as she nuzzles into the crook of my neck, her keeping her legs locked around me, all while I hold and massage her big, squishy paws.

>> No.16355200

why are we being raided now?

>> No.16355206

>>16355200
sombody's got monday off

>> No.16355208

>>16355197
>massaging big squidgy paws

Truly one of the defining features of the Anubis. I also feel like body worship really fits Anubi, not sure why, but it just does.

>> No.16355211

>>16355200
Judging by the content, I'd hazard a guess that it's some analpained guy from the /trash/ who's mad because we don't allow furries in the thread.

>> No.16355214
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>>16355189
I especially want her to read these:
https://exhentai.org/g/974238/03f9180a4a/
https://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/
https://exhentai.org/g/1011267/39b8a71114/
https://exhentai.org/g/832921/7a8cbb519a/
https://exhentai.org/g/1011349/2bb40d8a11/

>> No.16355216

>>16355208
I want to massage a jinko's paw pads! And for the paws to massage me!

>> No.16355226

>>16355214
>Master, why do you keep sending me small pictures of a crying panda
>Lean in close and whisper "git gud, newfag"
>It backfires because she goes through all the doujins and learns every sick fetish ever
>Would master like to defecate on me?
>Jesus, fuck, no!

>> No.16355228

>>16355208
Body worship fits due to her assertive nature I guess. I'd bet they would get really into it, too, and probably would like incorporating roleplay into it.

>> No.16355231

>>16355033
>Desired extraspecies
anything goes but no matango

>Acceptable activites
hand-holding, cuddling, kissing, rough fore-play(biting/scrathing/etc), head patting, nuzzling, gentle femdom, teasing, oil massages, leg locking

>> No.16355232

>>16355216
They probably feel like big soft marshmellows!

>> No.16355238

>>16355232
I touch my cat's toe beans whenever they're showing, and they're super soft
Tigers are probably pretty close to that

>> No.16355239

>>16355214
I retract what I said about you having good taste, you have GREAT taste

Now we just need to buy enough pudding to convince a Gremlin to install a lactation system on your Automaton onee-san

>> No.16355240

>>16355228
I wouldn't mind role playing as a desert kingdom servant giving my offerings and blessings to the divine body of an Anubis

>> No.16355244

>>16352490
I want to drink sake with a ryu!

>> No.16355253

>>16355244
I'd like to drink with a hellhound and watch her belch fire

>> No.16355254

>>16355244
I want to drink whisky with a Hellhound.

Which leads me to an important question, what would a drunkhound be like?

>> No.16355255

>>16355240
That's pretty much what I had in mind. Her telling you how you should be thankful to be blessed with getting to do this, her attempting to remain stoic as your hands explore her body, but eventually failing as she practically throws herself at you, begging you for release.

>> No.16355257

>>16355244
I want to drink alcohol with a dragon and watch as she burns everything down while drunk.

>> No.16355258

>>16355255
>haughty Anubis

Yes

>> No.16355261

>>16355239
>I retract what I said about you having good taste, you have GREAT taste
I'm very flattered. Shame the Monster Hunter doujin I linked has never been translated.
>Now we just need to buy enough pudding to convince a Gremlin to install a lactation system on your Automaton onee-san
What if she could potentially receive Hathors blessing?

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>> No.16355277

>>16355274
This Drawfag os cool.

>> No.16355280

>>16355277
is cool*

>> No.16355287

>>16355214
>Lactating Automatons
Jesus, there's more of you now.

>> No.16355295

>>16355261
That's a possibility, bring the right tribute and do the right prayer and it should work

The blessing will probably mess with her sensors and cause her breasts to have extreme sensitivity so be wary of that

>> No.16355297

>>16355214
Oh fuck. I haven't checked ex for a while. Looks like I've missed some good shit.

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16355299

We need some more ran in this thread.

>> No.16355302

>>16355287
I've always been here.

Also, regarding Milky onee-Automatons. Would the vertical slit over their breasts conceal nipples in the same manner that a Tentacles does?

>> No.16355303 [DELETED] 

>>16355299
You appear to have gotten lost.

>> No.16355305 [DELETED] 

>>16355303
Don't reply to him anon.
Just wait for him to get purged.

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>> No.16355308 [DELETED] 

>>16355299
>>16354916
>>16354940
>>16354903
Fuck off furrfaggot

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>>16355303
That Anon was right yesterday about that Trumpart greentext

>> No.16355313 [DELETED] 

Ten dollars that it's the same faggot who was defending cuck porn.

>> No.16355314

>>16355295
Sounds grand

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>> No.16355321

>>16355295
She needs to have thick thighs and a large rear to go with that chest of hers.

A pleasure model or matronly build would be best.

>> No.16355332

>>16355189
Worse, discovering 4chan.

>> No.16355335

>>16355274
Crow tengu's would love genre fiction.

>> No.16355337

>>16355321
>Still no art of big MGE Automaton booty

>> No.16355343

>>16355295
Why do I imagine Hathor as the slightly ditzy "ara ara ufufu" type?

>> No.16355345

>>16355343
Because that's what she'd be, although a bit more doting.

>> No.16355350

>>16355343
Because she's the goddess of fertility and motherhood.
She probably gives terrifyingly good head.

>> No.16355352

>>16355337
Life is hard sometimes

>> No.16355353

>>16355345
Well she sounds perfect.

Can one marry a goddess?
>>16355350
And amazing everything else.

But she's got the hugest impregnation fetish.

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>>16355343
I remember discussions way back on /a/ that'd involve her getting her birthing hips stuck in a window frame.

>> No.16355360

>>16355357
>getting her birthing hips stuck in a window frame.

This is always a wonderful thing to happen.

>> No.16355369

>>16355353
Probably not but she'd have lots of daughterus you could go for.

>> No.16355372
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16355372

These are your wives now.

>> No.16355377

>>16355372
Gross. Thats like a third the minimum size.

>> No.16355379

>>16355369
No, I'm going big or going home.

Also would her "cult" be in a Pharaoh's territory?

>> No.16355380

>>16355353
>>16355357
>You'll never be Hathor's chosen consort.
>You'll never wake up every day with a goddess giving you head that would drive mere mortals to insanity.
>You'll never spend the majority of your day pumping her womb full in the hopes of helping her get impregnated with a demigod child.
>You'll never spend the rest of it going around with her as she grants her blessing to various Pharaohs who pay homage to her.
>You'll never fall asleep balls deep in her as she kisses you deeply.
>You'll never feel the pure unmatched comfort of her soft, warm body pressing against yours.
Fuck.

>> No.16355383

>>16355379
Probably, although you would run into the issue of if they have a large or small influence there.

High influence would result in thick pharoahs.

>> No.16355386

One detail that drawfags would forget about Hathor is that she has massive lactating titties.

The same is also applicable to her followers.

>> No.16355387

>>16355379
You can always tell when a desert kingdom of any kind, Pharaoh, Apophis, or Khepri worships Hathor by the healthy childmaking bodies and the big jiggly tits of the monstergirls living there.

>> No.16355390

>>16355380
Don't forget those splendid milkings.

>> No.16355391

>>16355372
Ew, disgusting. And I don't want to get arrested.

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16355393

This is your aunt now.

>> No.16355394

>>16355380
Sounds like heaven.
>>16355383
>>16355387
What side is she on in the Pharaoh/Apophis conflict? Or is she the "all get along" kind of person?

>> No.16355395

>>16355386
Hathor's milk has different effects depending on who drinks it.
Human women who drink it become Holstaurs or Minotaurs with Hathorite proportions.
Monstergirls who drink it gain Hathorite proportions and become delicious brown if it's very pure milk.
For human men, it's an aphrodisiac fifteen times stronger than manticore venom and makes them incredibly fertile.

>> No.16355399

>>16355394
She's the 'lets all get along' type.
Aka: She'll spread health in a pharoah realm and apophis realm equally.

So yes, thick grape snakes.

>> No.16355402

>>16355399
Does it work, does she bring peace?

>> No.16355407

>>16355402
She can if her worshipers get a foothold.

>> No.16355408

>>16355395
>Monstergirls who drink it gain Hathorite proportions and become delicious brown if it's very pure milk.
How would it affect Magic Material types like Automatons? They're certainly not going to be brown, though the simulacrum parts of their bodies are bound to be affected in some fashion.

>> No.16355409

>>16355337
If only. Don't worry, though, we're going to get plenty eventually.

>> No.16355413

>>16355407
I would love to spread her word to those kingdoms.

>> No.16355423

>>16355399
Just imagine an Apophis being converted to the Cult of Hathor.
>Apophis failed to steal her rival's kingdom.
>Despondent and in chains, she's brought to the Pharaoh's throne room.
>As the Pharaoh looks down at her from her throne she offers her one chance to survive.
>"What you must do is simple snake, simply... Imbibe."
>A goblet of something white and creamy is laid before her and in her desperation she drinks it.
>With every gulp her curves fill out a bit more. Her hips widen, her breasts swell, and a hunger is born within her.
>By the end of it she's panting, her pussy is drooling, and a helpless slave boy has been laid out before her.
>The pharaoh stands, pats her on the head and says "Welcome to the fold sister." before leaving with the rest of the monstergirls in the room to give the Apophis and her new husband some privacy.

>> No.16355426

>>16355413
It would be a lovely thing, especially if you like softer girls.

Watch out for if you get tasked with 'recruiting' kehpris.

>> No.16355428

>>16355408
The simulacrum skin of their bodies becomes brown. They also might have the urge to have their armored parts repainted gold.

>> No.16355429

>>16355423
I'm lost. What is a Hathor? Like a desert kindg holst?

>> No.16355430

>>16355426
Eh, if we go for the Pharaoh the rest will fall like dominoes.

>> No.16355431

>>16355408
I think it would make them stronger. Milk can give strong bones, and magic for them are basically bones.

>> No.16355433

>>16355426
>Hathorite Khepris
>Smug baby crazy shortstack titty beetle harem
My dick.

>> No.16355434

>>16355393
How long are you going to keep ban evading? Did you get this butthurt after getting called out yesterday?

>> No.16355437

>>16355429
Hathor's a thread creation, basically a goddess of motherhood, health and fertility.
She appears as a Desert version of a Holstaur but is so much more.
Anyone have that one pic of her? I think Luth did it?

>> No.16355438

>>16355433
Yes.
They want your dick.

>> No.16355440

>>16355423
Heresy, Apophis never fails!

>> No.16355441

>>16355423
>The pharaoh stands, pats her on the head and says "Welcome to the fold sister." before leaving with the rest of the monstergirls in the room to give the Apophis and her new husband some privacy.
Lucky little bastard.

>> No.16355442

>>16355438
They're gonna get it. All night and all day until they're pregnant.

>>16355440
Apophis sometimes fails.

>> No.16355444

>>16355434
Who even is this fag?

>> No.16355451

>>16355033
>No preference
>SFW: Spooning and cuddling
>NSFW: Negotiable. Humiliation Play is a deal-breaker.

>> No.16355453

>>16355441
Especially since that curvy Apophis is going to coil him up and fuck him until she's pregnant.

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>>16355437
>Anyone have that one pic of her? I think Luth did it?
I don't think Luth ever drew her.

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Does your monster girl enjoy swimming? CAN she even swim?

>> No.16355459

>>16355444
Probably the same retard that came here from /v/ a few days ago. Looks like he abandoned the "subtle" shitposting after getting completely exposed yesterday, and now he's just posting furry porn and ban evading.

>> No.16355464

>>16355454
That's the one. That's the cow goddess I want to fuck until I'm dry.
I think I might have confused Luth for Loen.

>> No.16355468
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>>16355454
So is this what happens when you get your cat Hathor Milk instead of normal Milk?

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>>16355453
Her fluffy, wavy hair would become all disheveled while she forces a massive, purple lactating breast to the boys mouth.
By the way, would a Hathorite Apophis have golden jewelry instead of the standard silver other Apo's wear?
>>16355464
I think Loen needs to redraw his Hathor's face just a tad.

>> No.16355472

>>16355468
Exactly. You get delicious brown catgirls with bodies meant for breeding.

>> No.16355474

>>16355468
Yep, although it takes quite a lot to get her there unless its the pure stuff.

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>>16355474
Why would you ever use anything less then the pure stuff?

>> No.16355484

What's your daily routine with your waifu?

>> No.16355485

>>16355477
Because too much of the good stuff gets you stuck with fat cats.

>> No.16355486

>>16355428
>The simulacrum skin of their bodies becomes brown
I think a Desert Automaton would look better with a pale sandstone kinda color.

>> No.16355487

>>16355471
>By the way, would a Hathorite Apophis have golden jewelry instead of the standard silver other Apo's wear?
Probably. They'd probably also start wearing stuff made of that semi-see through silk.

>> No.16355500

>>16355484
You're not going to fool me again, silly kunoichi.

>> No.16355501

>>16355484
Waifu goes to work. I do chores, visits the kingdom's temple to pay respects. Visits the pharaoh to pay mandatory respects. Waifu comes home. We do some hobbies together and other personal time related things.

>> No.16355505

>>16355484
>Wake up
>Do a morning experiment
>Talk for a bit
>I go and do something in town while she makes some potions
>Come home, talk a bit more
>Test the potions
>Do some more experiments
>I study some basic magic while she studies the results
>Dinner
>Rest of the night we do some hobbies and fun things.
>Go to sleep
It's a good life.

>> No.16355512

>>16355500
Don't be mean to the ninjas.

>> No.16355518

>>16355487
Beautiful.

>> No.16355525

>>16355484
I don't really know. Being the husband/slave of an evil sorceress doesn't afford much of a pattern. Some days she just stays home and teases me all day, other days its milking. Some days she has to go out to gather ingredients or repel enemies.

>> No.16355527

>>16355512
Nope. I know what happens when you say your schedule to them.
I could be treating my waifu's scales or having sex and they just come in all sneaky sneaky to either steal her hoard or kidnap my daughteru.

Get away from our hoard you freaky ninjas.

>> No.16355534

>>16355527
Anon kunochi's are only interested in stealing humans not money.

>> No.16355549

You know those doujins where effeminate guys get turned into traps through the power of cock? Imagine something like that, but with MGs:

>Gay dude that hates women
>Looks a bit too manly and handsome
>One day gets cornered by some BIG GIRLS (Oni, Hellhounds, Jinko, etc.)
>"NO, I'M GAY, FUCK OFF, I LIKE MEN! MEN! I'LL NEVER POP A BONER FOR YOU FUCKING WHORES!"
>They rape him non-stop
>"In the end, I guess I really am nothing more than a cum-pump for pussies"
>Girls force him to do double peace signs after making him go mind-broken and straight

>> No.16355551
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>This Hathorite discussion
It really brings me back.

>> No.16355552
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>"I rather let my lineage die than breed with such a filthy human!"

how do you answer?

>> No.16355556

>>16355549
Go away faggot.

>> No.16355557

>>16355552
"I wasn't asking to breed with you. Why'd you bring it up?"

>> No.16355559

>>16355549
Getting aroused by this is probably a new low for me

>> No.16355562

>>16355551
>brings me back.
to?

>> No.16355564

>>16355534
They do some shady intel trade too.
My routine goes to the hands of thiefs and the next thing I know my daughteru is watching a zombie dragon and her kidnapper dance with shoggoths in the artic and there is a Griffon sleeping with us.

>> No.16355565

>>16355562
The kinda discussions about the topic that'd occur on /a/.

>> No.16355567

>>16355565
I'm gonna clarify for him before he gets "fuck off"s, he's talking about the old days of /mgt/ before the exodus.

>> No.16355569 [DELETED] 

There are literally 10s of hundreds of children easily ready for sex down at the local YMCA or rotary center and you are all talking about fictional monster girls.

>> No.16355570

>>16355552
"Huh"
Then I continue on my quest.

>> No.16355571

>>16355552
"Unzips dick"

>> No.16355573

>>16355552
Probably get on my knees and tell her I love haughty girls.

>> No.16355580

>>16355552
"that's nice sweety"

>> No.16355581

>>16355549
Aside from the orientation play I like it. One of my oldest but most favorite fantasies about monsters is getting broken in by female orcs.

>> No.16355584

>>16355581
>getting broken in by female orcs
Not as fun as you think.

>> No.16355585

>>16355552
Now starts my quest to make her fall in love with me!

Because getting a waifu is more rewarding if you have worked hard for it

>> No.16355588
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16355588

Do gentle onee san onis exist? they would probably try making husbando /fit/ and have plenty of bed wrestling

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>>16355552
Even in the Netherworld I get no respect.

>> No.16355593

>>16355588
Yeah, the blue ones are gentle.

Until they start to drink, that's it.

>> No.16355600

>>16355584
I think I know what im in for.

>> No.16355610

>>16355588
Oni-san? Onee-san? Onii-san?

If my oni imouto calls me onii-chan is she saying that I'm a oni or something? Are they the ones that are drunk or am I the one?

>> No.16355611

>>16355501
>visits the kingdom's temple to pay respects
>honor Eros for being you and your waifu together
>honor the new DL for making your waifu exist
I could see myself spending a good part of each day paying my respects as well.

>> No.16355614

>>16355552
Well you don't have to be hurtful about it.

>> No.16355615

>>16355505
>Wake up
>Drink coffee and whiskey
>Go inna fields
>harvest grapes
>Eat grapes off her abs and out of her cleavage
>Stomp grapes with hobbit feet to pan flutes
>Lick wine off her nipples
>Slow sensual daily fuck
>Prayer session to Bacchus
>More sex and food
>Sleep

>> No.16355631

>>16355484
How can i describe trying to get off bed from her milking and leglock uselessly?

>> No.16355653 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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16355653

How much of a deviation from a human female are you OK with in mons world?

>> No.16355654

>>16355552

>how do you answer

"Okay."

>> No.16355662
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16355662

Hellhounds are the best

>> No.16355665
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16355665

>>16355552
>how do you answer?

>> No.16355678

>>16355552
>how do you answer?
"Don't give yourself too much credit, lady."

>> No.16355683 [DELETED] 

>>16355662
Furry get out.

>> No.16355685

>>16355552
>All those answers
Looks like she'll have to rape an Anon because no one wants her.

>> No.16355690

>>16355552
>how do you answer?
throw myself off a cliff in despair,
if she's being tsundere she'll save me,
if she's serious then why bother living.

>> No.16355692

>>16355552
>"Oh, okay. I guess I'll just go home then."

>> No.16355693 [DELETED] 

>>16355683
Are you new here?

>> No.16355695
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16355695

Do you guys prefer aracnes to have normal human eyes or more spider like eyes?

>> No.16355700

>>16355695
both are good

>> No.16355702

>>16355695
>16355683
spider eyes

>> No.16355705
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>>16355695
Whatever kinda look the MGE Arachnes have going on.
Also, welcome back Snib.

>> No.16355707

>>16355705
>Also, welcome back Snib.
I'm not snib, I just posted his art I found on his tumblr

>> No.16355710

>>16355707
Oh, my bad.

>> No.16355730

https://exhentai.org/g/1001215/db7a8f452b/

Would you be okay with it?

You retain all memories apparently.

>> No.16355735

>>16355730
its my fetish, I know of only two other things that did this.

>> No.16355736

>>16355730
>toddlercon
nooope

>> No.16355743

>>16355730
>Age regression
>Shotacon
>Toddlercon
Nope, fucking abort.

>> No.16355748

>>16355736
>>16355743
Those tags are like the last two pages. It's pretty hot up until then though.

>> No.16355750

>>16354555
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2569373
FOX PUSSY

>> No.16355751

>>16355748
the last two pages are the hottest part for me to be honest

>> No.16355759

>>16355736
>>16355743
Not like you stay that way forever anyway, you just start to grow up again, but married to your own succubus mother.

>> No.16355771

>>16355730
Oh gods. I didn't know I wanted that so much. Fuck, man. Now if only it were a better girl.

>> No.16355782

>>16355730
Does she raise me or keep me as a kid?

>> No.16355784

>>16355662
Hellhounds are the perfect gentle doms

>> No.16355809

>>16355782
she sells you off for three silver coins

>> No.16355825

>>16355730
Only if she's the one who gets regressed and I stay the same age.

>> No.16355832

>>16355552
Turn her into a mere female lizard.

>> No.16355834

>tfw no pear-shaped lolinubis to serve your cock

>> No.16355859
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>>16352490
I desire a JubJub with hips that wide and thighs that thick, plus the added bonus of big titties.

>> No.16355863

>>16355834
I would love a pudgy, bottom heavy lolinubis

>> No.16355868

>>16355863
I'd only want that if she was my childhood friend and if her bottom got heavier as she grew up into a fine woman.

>> No.16355877

>>16355868
That would be fantastic, especially if she was embaressed that her chest didn't follow suit.

>> No.16355881
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16355881

Look at this nice girl, who gets dressed up every morning for work, just for you anon.

Maybe you could do something nice for her for a change?

>> No.16355883

>>16355877
Oh it followed, but not by much. Just a modest chest.
For a girl living in a hathorite kingdom, that's embarrassing.

>> No.16355884

>>16355859
A shiny Jubjub looks better than the original. Like an overly horny flying Yeti.

>>16355881
I wouldn't be mean to centaur, why do I need to do something nice for them?

>> No.16355885

>>16355863
The horse lady will get a vacation.

Remember kids, maids are not for fucking.

>> No.16355887

>>16355883
That would be bad, especially if she only had hathor's blessing go down there instead of up top.

>> No.16355896

>>16355887
She won't be thinking it's bad when I molest her sensitive breasts while impregnating her.

>> No.16355903

>>16355784
The roughest of sex followed by the warmest of cuddles.

>> No.16355904

>>16355730
If you get rid of the toddlercon it's actually pretty top tier.

>> No.16355909
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16355909

whats you guys opinion on blood play?
after reading the latest monster musume chapter I found out apparently its a thing and I cant wrap my head around what the appeal for it would be.

>> No.16355911

>>16355904
Get rid of what's on the last page, or the entire premise at the end? Because it's just a typical succuslut doujin if the rebirth thing isn't there, which is far from top tier.

>> No.16355913

does a bahamut dragon exist in the setting?

>> No.16355914

>>16355904
If get rid of the ending it's the generic succubus doujin.

>> No.16355915

>>16355913
I think it was mentioned that Bahamut would be making an appearance at some point.

>> No.16355916

>>16355914
its generic and cliche cause it works.

>> No.16355917

>>16352800
He is getting the SUCC

>> No.16355920
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>>16355909
Welcome to the club

>> No.16355922

>>16355909
I don't get it either, I just like vampires.

>> No.16355925

>>16353249
Shedorah lmao

>> No.16355927

>>16355896
That would be nice, just be sure to use her rear as well.

>> No.16355930

>>16355909
I like vampires but not blood sucking. I would get friendly with one, but if she tried anything I would bloodzone her.

>> No.16355932

>>16355909
It's hot if they have a biological need for it. Otherwise playful biting is preferred.

>> No.16355933

>>16355909
Oh whatever I thought here >>16355920 that you had found the appeal of blood play.

Give it some time.

>>16355922
Liking vampires and not blood play is like eating only half of a good meal.

>> No.16355936

>>16355927
Well she is getting impregnated.

>> No.16355938

>>16355933
I didn't say I didn't like blood play, I'm neutral on that. The biting part is the thing that excites me. Besides, vampires shouldn't play with their food, unless they consider my as a person their food.

>> No.16355941

>>16355911
>>16355914
I'm referring to her sucking his dick as a newborn, not the premise of the ending itself. It was actually a pretty well-crafted way to do a sort of play on the typical sexual vampirism, as well as a sort of tongue-in-cheek interpretation of one of the tenets of Buddhism. In offering his soul to the Succubus, rather than having his soul destroyed by her hunger, he's put in a perpetual loop of death and reincarnation, it's own form of immortality.

She fucks him and gets pregnant with his soul --> Gives birth to him -- > Raises him as her son and eventual lover/husband/master --> Repeat the first step ad infinitum until the end of all things. In a weird, twisted way, it's the most vanilla kind of Succubus. Rather than thriving on promiscuous sexual vampirism, she's dedicating herself to loving one man for the rest of eternity, no matter what form he may take. But that's just me extrapolating my speculations on the story presented in a hentai doujin meant to get people to masturbate. Seriously though, without the explicit toddlercon it'd be a much better story.

>> No.16355943

>>16355933
>like eating only half of a good meal.
wasn't that an actual thing for aristocracy to do though?

>> No.16355949

>>16355938
You thought that her calling you a blood bag was just a name?

>> No.16355956

>>16355943
human aristocracy

>> No.16355957

>>16355949
Who called me that when? Is it happening?

>> No.16355963

>>16355943
Lets hope vampires don't ever take on a greek buffet style method of feeding.

>> No.16355969

>>16355957
Forget it. I didn't say anything.

>> No.16355971

>>16355956
And hundreds of years ago, they were humans. Now they are a shell of blood sucking and hiding cruel nature under guise of nobility.

>> No.16355972

>>16355971
>cruel
Loving, you mean.

>> No.16355974

>>16355941
Yeah, that's what I figured you were referring to. It's not really anything special without the concept at the end, so I wanted to make sure. I can understand not liking the toddlercon, though. I like /ss/, but not really toddlercon, so I like it more for what it implies. If she's doing that as a baby, it's only going to get better and better as he grows up.

>> No.16355975

>>16355863
>pudgy
Anubi would be too strict on themselves to get fat.

>> No.16355980

>>16355975
Office work and stress

>> No.16355983

>>16355975
I disagree. I could see them being a "do as I say, not as I do" type of MG.

>> No.16355985

>>16355969
Right, I gotcha buddy. We never talked, click click wink wink.

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>>16355238
>tfw my cat is a big fluffy 14 lb cat
>she gets monsterized and continues to hop in my lap and purr
help, boner alert

>> No.16355992

>>16355975
you can use that strictness to get them fat, secretly write in a bunch of feed times on her planner.

>> No.16356004

>>16355974
Don't get me wrong, I like the premise of the end like I said. I just don't really care for the explicitly shown toddlercon. Retaining memories or not, there's a line that shouldn't have been crossed with that.

>> No.16356012

>>16355992
>Anubis keeps getting confused because she doesn't remember putting so many snack times on her schedule.
>Goes along with it because the schedule can't be wrong as she wrote it.

>> No.16356019

>>16355992
Oh god that is worse then torturing lolis.

>> No.16356089

i am the only one that gets off the idea of being kidnapped by an amazon or tall dragon and being milked to the last drop every day?

>> No.16356100

>>16356089
>i am the only one
If you say so, anon.

>> No.16356126

>>16356089
No because i do too, all the time, especially if they say sweet nothings into your ear.

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>>16351545
"Isn't this the fifth night?"
"Shh, don't attract their attention"

>> No.16356135

>>16356128
Your Succubi are comfy.

>> No.16356141

>>16356126
>tfw no tall slim dragon for wing hugs and tender cuddling

i am just gonna make sure she isnt slim for too long now

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16356160

I want to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16356165

>>16356135
That's a weird praise to give to a succubus. You could say that she is cute, beautiful or hot, but comfy is kinda funny

>> No.16356180

>>16356165
They're cute, slighty pudgy with big racks, do cute normal stuff, and just sprinkle the lust over stuff or have innuendos instead of just blatantly wanting the dick. By monster girl standards, that's comfy as fuck. All they're missing is a ribbed sweater.

>> No.16356188

>Be at MGC bowling alley
>You and your fat fuck of a retired Paladin friend are enjoying a game on the lanes when you notice a saucy pair of Succubi saunter in
>'Sally's Ball-Fondlers' the team name reads
>Friend is disgusted, you're just mildly amused
>They're actually pretty good at bowling, as well, able to nail 7-10 splits
>Though part of you thinks the eager way they wait for their balls to return or the gratuitous time they spend rubbing the bowling balls is a bit... lewd
>There's also an eyeful of Succu-booty every time one of them rolls the ball down the lane
"Dude, this is some bullshit."
>Friend's getting more agitated
"I didn't do two tours in Lescatie just so these... semen demons could use the bowling alley."
>Second friend chimes in
"Yeah but... they're pretty good."
>Agree with him, fatty gets angrier and tells Alpie to 'shut the fuck up' several times
"What're you going to do, Dude?"
>Turn to look back at him, in your shorts and bath robe, completely out of place in the establishment
"Gonna abide."
>'Oh my God, the Dude abides!'
>The Succubi are giggling at you, shaking their plump little derrieres and fondling their bowling balls
"THAT DOES IT."
>Biggie stands up, pulling out a gun
"AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE RULES ANYMORE? SO HELP ME GOD I WILL SHOOT THESE TWO SLUTS IN THEIR FUCKING FACES."
>Another round of giggling from them
'We know a place you can shoot a nice thick round into~'
>Fatty looks like he's about to rupture an artery when you finally leave, the Succubi catcalling to you about how The Dude abides

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16356190

>>16356165
>Implying you wouldn't want a big Succubus to hold you close

>> No.16356191

>>16356180
Like, I know what you mean, but it's still weird calling them that.
It sounds so weird. Imagine looking at that funny succubutt in the bar and just calling her comfy to be around. What would her reaction be like?

>> No.16356195

>>16355992
>ruining the figure of an anubis that has been miraculously blessed with a perfect obscene body already at a young age
>not giving her lots of excercise to make sure she stays a heavenly sex goddess and giving her lewd compliments about it

>> No.16356197

>>16356165
Comfy is very approachable and nice to hold close. It's high praise, even if they may not fully appreciate it.

>> No.16356198

>>16356191
Happy, since if people like being around her, there is less need to rape her victims. They offer themselves up willingly.

>> No.16356200

>>16356188
Succubi are lame, I'm gonna go have an adventure because a pair of Onis broke into my house and got their lady juices all over my rug.

>> No.16356207

>>16356200
Man I really liked that rug, really brought the whole room together.

>> No.16356208

>>16356198
If they were to offer themselves then it would be cute. Comfy seems like something you give her with a big warm smile. The ones that make you go on a date and months later, marry.

>> No.16356219

>>16356208
And your soul will become one with her forever.

>> No.16356222

>>16356188
>>16356200
>you try to find a fat old guy's monster wife who's been "kidnapped" and come across a redheaded anubis ladyfriend who wants you to help her conceive

>> No.16356223

>>16356219
Comfy soul.

>> No.16356224
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16356224

An Oni raiding party has attacked your town and plan to drag you off as a slave, what do you do?

>> No.16356228

>>16356224
Hit them with peaches.

>> No.16356230

>>16356224
Become a homosexual so I can turn into an Alp and use the power of gay dicks to ward them off.

>> No.16356231

>>16356224
I have a self loading rifle with 1000 rounds of ammunition, blessed by priests, and I've got a supply of soy beans to make a circle around the house.

>> No.16356232

>>16356224
Fight.

>> No.16356237

>>16356224
blow the dragon help whistle

>> No.16356241

>>16356228
they may appreciate the fresh fruit but you're still coming with them in chains

>> No.16356248

>>16356224
Ask the amazons for help, then they will come to raid the village too and both groups will fight. Then escape.

I don't mind if I get husbando'd by one of the amazons though

>> No.16356256

>>16356248
>two groups of sweaty musclegirls wrestling and catfighting over anon
as appealing as this is, I would rather have a jinko waifu. But the sight of that would make me pause

>> No.16356259

>>16356190
That's right, I don't want her to hold me close I'd rather hold her close

>> No.16356272

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because that new vampire is a short stack doesn't mean she can be any less intimidating than the blood dragon vampire down the street

>> No.16356278
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16356278

I saw this and thought of a picture that got posted here awhile back.

>> No.16356281

>>16356232
aaaannnnddd........you lose, you are now forced to be an oni's house slave for the rest of your life

>> No.16356286

>>16356224
Ask why it sounds like they're only dragging me off.

There's a lot of better guys they could grab

>> No.16356287

>>16356272
>blood dragon vampire

how many crossbreedings happened there?

>> No.16356296

>>16356224
Offer myself up to one of the raiders and let her pump a few loads out with her tits and mouth before letting her take my virginity.
Then right as I'm unloading into her pussy moan out an "I love you!"

>> No.16356300
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16356300

>>16356278
The artist even went with the details Gyoubu drew the Vidar with a bit ago. Sexy.
Now if only she was Automaton-tier instead of a simple mecha musume.

>> No.16356306

>>16356281
Stop typing like a retard.

>> No.16356307

>>16356296
how noble of you to offer up yourself, though it still wont stop the rest of the young males from being enslaved

>> No.16356309

>>16356165
It's funny because that's exactly how I would describe his succbi as well. It's also why they're my favourite when it comes to succubus design.

>> No.16356310

>>16356287
That's not a dragon, it's a vampire that likes to fight.


Reeeeeeally likes to fight.

So much so that they believe they can cure their need to drink blood fore if it's from an extremely strong opponent

>> No.16356316

>>16356307
Don't care. Got a waifu.
I'd be willing to let a few of them gangbang me though.

>> No.16356322

>>16356316
Looking at that post, I feel I should specify that the fact that I'm willing to let a few of the Onis gangbang me means that I'd be willing to take them on as wives to protect some of the other men.
Yeah, that's it. Protect the other men, I'm not a slut for powerful girls or anything.

>> No.16356326

>>16356322
I will fight you for a couple of those onis.

>> No.16356327

>>16355552
What a lovely woman to both confess her love and express her will to turn undead for me in the same sentence.

>> No.16356329

i want to become a dragon cum dispenser and plug!

>> No.16356332

>>16356326
no need for that, and even if one of the oni doesnt take you, the tanuki she sells you to will sell you for a nice price at auction

>> No.16356342

>>16356332
No, I want to lick the abs of a big strong oni while balls deep inside her, and I will accept nothing less.

>> No.16356343

>>16356326
No need to fight anon, there are still plenty of Oni to go around.

>> No.16356348

>>16356342
try fighting the clan chief, she'll love you, well, breaking you at least

>> No.16356356

>>16356332
But what if I was sold to be a prostitute in a monstergirl city?
What if I was locked in a room and made to have sex with whatever monster barged through the door and shoved me onto the bed?
What if my pleas for mercy were met only with cruel laughter and the rape becoming faster and more intense?

>> No.16356358

>>16356332
Not him but I think I would offer myself for one of those auctions. Not all monstergirls can afford it right? So at least I would end with a rich one, and I like all the "noble" species.

I wonder how does it work.

>> No.16356363

>>16356343
You better hope there are.
Now that I think about it how would the onis react if they show up to a village to raid it and the men start fighting each other over who gets to be raided first?
>>16356348
Perfect, I bet she's the biggest and muscliest of all.

>> No.16356367

>>16356356
Then you've probably hit the jackpot, you masochistic fag

>> No.16356369

>>16356356
You can always make one of the clients fall in love with you so she pays for you and takes you home.

>> No.16356370

>>16356356
maybe an anti-human slavery mg group will buy you
>>16356358
tanukis parade you om a stage and sell you to the highest bidder, any no bids are given to the local bordelo

>> No.16356380

>>16356370
what happens to the damaged ones, like vets of the contact wars

>> No.16356385

>>16356380
unicorns are known to buy them up at bargain rates

>> No.16356387

>>16356370
>anti human slavery mg group
I bet they're all losers like mouse girls and cyclops

>> No.16356395

>>16356385
even ones with violent outbursts followed by fits of sobbing? I need to know

>> No.16356403

>>16356385
No kikis and shoggs?

>> No.16356404

>>16356395
sure, healer mgs love em, and can get em dirt cheap

>> No.16356410

>>16356403
of course, they need servants too

>> No.16356422

>>16356404
what about former warrior mgs who know similar feels?

>> No.16356426

>>16356410
Its more about how they like to take care of men, and those vets really need it.

>> No.16356432

>>16356410
It's more fun when they buy you and own you, but dress you in nice clothes and call you master.

>> No.16356442

>>16356432
>Kiki buys a slave
>Declares that he is now her master
>She basically went out and bought a master to serve
That is an interesting idea.

>> No.16356451

>>16356442
>kiki finds a hobo, cleans him up and calls him mastah
>he lives in her place
>she helps him find a job
>he becomes the man she knew he could be
>they marry and make tiny kikids

>> No.16356455

>>16356128
I'm starting to give up.

>> No.16356468

>>16356404
I've always wondered. What if there aren't enough customers? What happens to the left over humans?

Alternatively, what happens if your 5 person adventure party gets ambushed by 4 monstergirls? What happens to the leftover person? Do they get released? Sold to another monstergirl? Kept until a later date?

>> No.16356474

>>16356468
given to prostituition houses, extras are always sold off for profit

>> No.16356491

>>16356474

What a sad fate. Just as expected of those vile monster girls!

>> No.16356495
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16356495

How can you please a vampiric dragon? they are haughty and proud

>> No.16356502

>>16356474
This seems like a grim fate

>> No.16356506

>>16356502
To be fair, you could just show yourself out while they're all occupied instead.

>> No.16356508

>>16356491
its not always so bad, you might be bought by a dragon who needs a squire, a satyros might buy you to work on her warm sunny vineyard/farm and tend to the holsts, minos and weresheep, a vampire royal who needs a waiter/servant/blood-bank, or a yeti loooking for a daki

>> No.16356512

>>16356506
Prostitutes are fed drugs to keep them addicted, with the abundance of aphrodisiac substances, why would Shekelberg the Tanuki pimp let her boyim escape like that?

>> No.16356515

>>16356512

Too busy counting her money.

>> No.16356517
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16356517

>>16356474
What a shame. Seems like a rotten way to die.

>> No.16356518

>>16356495
The easy route is to play into her ego, shower her with praise and worship her (and her body). The real way is to find that one thing they never thought they could have or knew that they would want, and give it to them.

>> No.16356521

>>16356495
Neck nibbling.

>> No.16356523

>>16356512
Before you got sold into prostitution, I mean.

>> No.16356526

>>16356224

Mozambique Drill

>> No.16356529

>>16356491
>>16356502
>>16356517
On top of that, you have to realize they basically just got rejected by a number of monstergirls in favour of their buddies.

>> No.16356535

>>16356526
>Not Nile Style
>Not Mogadishu Manuever
>Not the Zimbabwe Zinger
>Not Djibouti Shooty

>> No.16356541
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16356541

>All of this disgusting talk of humans being sold as prostitutes.
I warned you, anons. They care nothing for you. You're just something to be bought as a slave and used up. They're sick, soulless monsters that bring only suffering.

Together, we can fight this. We can show them that humans lives aren't a commodity. That love isn't a business transaction.

>> No.16356545

>>16356468
I love the idea of sitting at a campfire listening to your companions getting raped by MGs while you just tend to the fire and rant about how you can't believe this bullshit happened a 3rd time. I find the idea of a guy who manages to be captured and taken into a demon realm and through no will of his own, escapes with his virginity intact.

>> No.16356547

>>16356541
You do God's work, though the traitors hate you for it. Deus Vult.

>> No.16356549

>>16356495
I actually fantasize about this with my dragon waifu, i want her to suck out my blood genitally but with force and i dont know why

>> No.16356552

>>16356545
>I find the idea of a guy who manages to be captured and taken into a demon realm and through no will of his own, escapes with his virginity intact funny.*

>> No.16356553

>>16356529
That would be me

>> No.16356558

>>16356541
hey, my saytros owner treats me well! she cloths, houses and feeds me and the work she makes me do isnt that bad, picking and stomping grapes for her wine and tending to her needs

>> No.16356567

>>16356495
I would have absolutely no trouble with a mere vampiric female lizard.

>> No.16356574

>>16356529
>Village raided
>Taken hundreds of miles away to be sold into slavery
>Friends all get taken away to live a somewhat happy life while you're going to work in terrible conditions as a slave.
How would you not become a murderer at that point?

>> No.16356575

>>16356558
Don't engage the HFYfags

>> No.16356577

>>16356558
They've broken you, poor soul. One shudders to imagine what kind of tortures you've endure.

>> No.16356578

>>16356558
I would probably build a still and start making brandy from her wine. From there you can either age the brandy or add it to wine for fortification. Then you present your product to her and tell her it was made with love. The brandy aging would take a while though.

>> No.16356580

>>16356553
Part of the reason I had to be point that out is because that's what would likely happen to me.

Knowing my luck, I'd get sold to a Tanuki slaver. Only to then end up not getting bought at the slave auction, nor the one after that and so on.

>> No.16356583

>>16356575
How do you know he's a HFYfag? Maybe he just wants each and every anon to find love with their waifu instead of getting bought and sold as a sexual commodity?

>> No.16356585

>>16356575
Now if only people would stop engaging the MGC shit. At least paladin anon makes me laugh.

>> No.16356586

They're still monstergirls. Even if you're sold to a human brothel they will care about you infinitely more than the average human would.

>> No.16356587

They'd probably also have a mindflayer working before they sell human slaves to mind wipe them so they won't even try to run away, let alone disobey your new master

>> No.16356588

>>16356586
>Monster

>> No.16356590
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16356590

>"I'm gonna be your husband, Onee-chan!"
>"Of course you will, Anon."
>"No, I really will as soon as I grow up! I'm serious, Onee-chan!"
>"So am I."

>> No.16356594

>>16356585
Paladins are so 8th century. Crusaders are where it's at, especially since you get so much more choice with all the different Orders available.

>> No.16356599

>>16356541
But anon, it's my fetish.

>> No.16356601

>>16356586
Nah, finding love with your waifu is the only option.

>> No.16356602

>>16356577
being forced to drink and held down while she violates me isnt as bad as it sounds

>> No.16356604

>>16356535

Okay, maybe the Rhodesian Rumble, but you get the idea.

>> No.16356612

>>16356590
I want it.

>> No.16356625

>>16356590
i am starting to believe all witches store their excess magic in their calcium cannons, hence why they are so big

>> No.16356630
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16356630

>>16356604
Would you fight with Rhodie elves?

>> No.16356636

>>16356630

Absolutely.

May she be worthy of the name!

>> No.16356638

>>16356583
This guy clearly isn't HFY. He only posts when the thread starts getting super grim. I think the last time involved mindflayers and some pretty dark shit.

>> No.16356643

>>16356630
It is quite fitting since Rhodesians never die.

>> No.16356651

>>16356636
>>16356643
Sit nomine digna

>> No.16356666

WHERE ARE THE ELVES ALP
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE ELVES

>> No.16356682

>>16356666
Calm down Satan, just conjure them up with meme magic

>> No.16356690

>>16356451
This sounds dangerously like a greentext/blog from the perspective of the hobo

>> No.16356703

>not pairing the hobo with roach chan

you had one job

>> No.16356705
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16356705

Are Shoggoths capable of flight?

>> No.16356709

>>16356666
Mega-Satan, I'm sorry. I'm just drinking my morning coffee, I'll get something done today I swear on me mum.

>> No.16356715

>>16356705
No, but sometimes they look like they float.

They all float

>> No.16356716

>>16356705
If you throw them hard enough anybody is

>> No.16356717

>>16356705
If you throw them hard enough.

>> No.16356722

>>16356703
>pairing the hobo with anyone other than Charon-chan

>> No.16356724
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16356724

>>16356716
>>16356717
Being rude to a Shog is like being rude to a Kiki. Shit doesn't check out.

>> No.16356725

>>16356716
>>16356717
Get the fuck outa here dads.

>> No.16356730

>>16356705
>No Shoggoth maid to wake up up with the sight of her jiggly purple ass riding your dick every morning.
Damn it.

>>16356716
>>16356717
How did you both have the same thought?

>> No.16356734

>>16356730
>How did you both have the same thought?
We are the borg. Resistance is futile.

>> No.16356735

>>16356730
This happened to me last thread too.
Somewhere out there my long lost twin is also posting in this thread.

>> No.16356736

>>16356730
with our hive mind

>> No.16356737

>>16356730
Honestly, I'd rather wake up to her sleeping on my shoulder while muttering my name in her sleep

>> No.16356738

>>16356722
Get your shitty meme out of here.

>> No.16356740

>>16356734
>>16356735
>>16356736
Fuck.

>> No.16356742

>>16356734
>>16356735
>>16356736
I'm scared.

>>16356737
I changed my mind, some days waking up to this would be godlike. I mean there'll still be days where I'm greeted with plump shog ass, but some days you just want to cuddle your adorable meido.

>> No.16356743

>>16356730
Anal with a Shoggoth would be amazing.

>> No.16356746

>>16356730
>no shoggoth maid to fill to the brim with juice

sadness

>> No.16356755

>>16356549
>suck out my blood genitally
What the fuck.

>> No.16356758
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16356758

Inverted Shoggoth Nipples

>> No.16356759
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16356759

>>16356738
Charon is not a shitty meme, don't be rude.

>> No.16356774

>>16356743
Especially considering she can shapeshift her body however she wants. Which means she can be as tight as she wants.

>>16356746
>No shoggoth maid wrapping her legs and arms around you begging for "More, more, more!"
I feel you.

>>16356759
Charon is for tender loving sex with someone who cares for her and can support her.

>> No.16356777

>>16356774
>and can support her
But she's got a job though.

>> No.16356779

>>16356777
And that means that her husband gets to leech off her like a parasite?
No no no anon, if you want a waifu you need to get a job.

>> No.16356782

I just keep thinking about baking cookies with the waifu. This is unhealthy.

>> No.16356783

>>16356779
But she lives on her ferry. Can't I work with her?

>> No.16356791

>>16356774
hold on, if shoggoth maids can create edible food, can they create "artificial" items like the raging shrooms?

>tfw shog keeps prickling you with manticore barbs and feeding shrooms to keep going for second rounds

>> No.16356798

>>16356791
Shogs can only form objects from their mass, not food.

>> No.16356800

>>16356798
Or Demon Realm items for that matter.

>> No.16356803

>>16356791
>if shoggoth maids can create edible food
They can?
To my knowledge they can only create objects, and that object is, at the end of the day, still them.
So if they created food from themselves, you'd be eating them, not whatever they made it out to look like.

>> No.16356805

>>16356798
They can form organs, too.

>> No.16356818
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16356818

>>16356777
>But she's got a job
Hades pays shit for how many hours she works, no overtime, no holidays off, and most of the people she ferries are stiffs when it comes to tipping. Someone has to help her pay the rent.

>> No.16356820

>>16356818
What rent? The ferry has been in her family since times immemorial.
No, seriously. There was already a ferryman in the Epic of Gilgamesh for fuck's sake.

>> No.16356822

>>16356818
Lemme guess, does she have the graveyard shift?

>> No.16356834

I'm watching the second season of planet earth. Man, Jaguars are tough. Also, a Capybara girl could be cool.

>> No.16356837
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16356837

>>16356820
>Implying she lives in the boat
Contrary to rumors she does have an apartment. She may just come home most nights and immediately pass out on her bed, but she has a roof over her head and would probably appreciate her boyfriend helping to put something other than instant food in the fridge.
>>16356822
You think you're clever, fucker?

>> No.16356838

>>16356837
>she does have an apartment
The house on the haunted hill?

>> No.16356856

>>16356837
>You think you're clever, fucker?
Yeah I do, but that's just my two cents.

>> No.16356857

>>16356818

I think that's the first time I've seen Charon smiling.

>> No.16356867
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16356867

>>16356857
Really?

>> No.16356883

>>16356834
Some of the best TV to come out.

>> No.16356889
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16356889

>>16356838
No, you yutz. It's a little one bedroom place up the road from the docks. It was furnished, so that's nice, but she has to pay for internet.
>>16356856
More than she was getting tipped by some people at her old second job.

>> No.16356891

>>16356889
Bunny braid! Gonna tie her hands with it while I ram her bunny-butt!

>> No.16356896

>>16356889
Wow, it sounds like she's had a rough time. No wonder she's always wearing such a grave expression.

>> No.16356910
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>>16356889
Rabbit girls are the best.

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>>16356891
She probably doesn't like wearing her old uniform, but maybe if you save up enough where she can afford a weekend off, she'll dust it off for you. Or maybe you just want to skip to the good stuff?

>> No.16356916

>>16356911
I don't think I'm paying for it. I'm just taking it.

>> No.16356931

>>16356774
>No shoggoth maid who sudden slips back into her 'native' tongue mid-coitus

>> No.16356935
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16356935

"Ara Ara~ You summoned me? So, what fantasy shall I fulfil in the hormone addled mind of yours?"

>> No.16356942

>>16356935
Lady I'm 24 in a couple months, there's no hormone addling here. I just want to be held at night.

>> No.16356944

>>16356935
Kill me quickly and painlessly.

>> No.16356945

>>16356935

I just want someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be alright.

>> No.16356948

>>16356935
"Can I just get a hug? I've had a rough few months and I'm just so tired."

>> No.16356949

>>16356935
What?

>> No.16356955

>>16356935
I'm incredibly depressed and want to die is that too much to ask for?

>> No.16356958

>>16356935
>Sorry, I must have made a typo when making the circle. I wanted your younger sister.

>> No.16356960

>>16356942
>>16356945
>>16356948
So lonely.
>>16356944
>>16356955
Whoa.

>> No.16356978

>>16356935
I need a loan to buy a car

>> No.16356981

>>16356978
Why not ask a tanuki? I've heard that they're almost eager to loan money to the boyims.

>> No.16356988

>>16356944
>>16356955
>No monster girl to rape you to death
Even death in this world sucks

>> No.16356992
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16356992

>>16356958
"Whaddya want Onii-chan?"

>> No.16356996

>>16356992
Your ASS

>> No.16356998

>>16356981
I don't want to sell my soul, I just want a decent interest rate. That's why I came to you now you said you would fulfill my fantasies and I want a decent loan so I can buy a car, so chop chop

>> No.16357002

>>16356992
>I want you to sit on my lap while we play video games together

>> No.16357004

>>16356981
>You'll never take a loan from a CC shortstack Tanuki Ojou-sama in desperation to keep your apartment.
>She'll never agree to pay your rent for you for the rest of your life if you just agree to one condition.
>You'll never learn that condition when you wake up the next morning to find her lazing around on your couch in nothing but her undewear.
>"The catch was that that was a marriage contract bo~ya. Now come here and let's solidify our marriage."

>> No.16357015

>>16356935
I wanted to ask you out on a date, you know to see if we have good chemistry and possibly start a relationship cause I know that you have a crush on me. Also you're super cute and I'd like to cuddle with you in bed especially since it's a bit chilly this time of year.

>> No.16357020

>>16356992
Why is she wearing such ridiculously small clothing?

>> No.16357021

>>16356998
>sell my soul
That's cute. Just your body.

>> No.16357034
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16357034

>>16357020
Her clothes aren't THAT small, though most demons wear small clothes to accentuate their curves. Her ass is just that phat.

>> No.16357037

>>16357034
It's much too lewd for a girl like her!

>> No.16357040
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16357040

>>16357037
Is it okay for a girl like this, then?

>> No.16357043

>>16357040
Yes, the blue one is too innocent for clothing like what she is wearing.

>> No.16357047

>>16357040
I love fat asses.

>> No.16357050

>>16357043
She could take the inappropriate clothing off if you want.

>> No.16357056

>>16357050
I'm not falling for that trick.

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16357066

>>16357056
What trick? If Onii-chan doesn't want her to wear her naughty clothes, she'll get rid of them. Then she can sit in your lap while you play with your joystick.

>> No.16357068

>>16357066
Stop.

>> No.16357082

>>16356992
You know, between this and the other one that was posted, I really do prefer this one. Maybe a loli semen demon isn't so bad.

>> No.16357084

>>16357068
Just let it happen

>> No.16357085

>>16357084
I refuse.

>> No.16357087

>>16356625
So does that mean witches with small breasts are weak or hard working?

>> No.16357090

>>16357085
They'll tie you down and sit on your lap

>> No.16357093

>>16357087
It means they're wasting magic to keep that shitty sabbath spell going.

>> No.16357094

>>16357090
Only if they wear proper clothing.

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>>16357085
You know they'll get what they want eventually. Why not just drop the innuendos and pump some blueberry butt?

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16357102

>>16357097
Is this better? Now she can cheer you on as you try to beat your high score!

>> No.16357105

>>16357093
Come now, I said small not perflat. There's no need for them be lolis otherwise, either.

The question we must ask now is, would holst milk boost their magic reserves?

>> No.16357109

>>16357102
Meant for >>16357094

>> No.16357111

>>16357097
>>16357102
No, lolis are not for sexual things.

They are for platonic love and happy times. Especially loli Liches.

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>>16357111
Anon, you summoned her using a dark ritual with the intent to sell yourself to her to fulfill your desires. She's not gonna let all these costumes and oil go to waste.

>> No.16357123

>>16357118
Going to make dinner for that short stack

>> No.16357124
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16357124

>>16357111
But sex is the happiest time for a loli

>> No.16357129

>>16357118
>Anon, you summoned her using a dark ritual
I wonder if some underage faggot from /x/ is going to be the first one to open the portal and accidentally end up with some prime lilim ass?

>> No.16357132

>>16357118
But I would never summon a demon.

>>16357124
No, the happiest a loli can be is when she is having platonic fun with her older brother.

>> No.16357134

>>16357129
>Earth-man! Take me to your leader!
>Y-y-you're looking at him....

>> No.16357136

>>16357124
>Censors nipples
>But not cum-drooling vagina
Have a nice trip, anon.

>> No.16357141

>>16357132
This

Lolis should only dick their onii-chan

>> No.16357152

>>16357141
>Lolis should only dick their onii-chan

Found the alp

>> No.16357154

>>16357141
>Lolis should only dick their onii-chan
Wait a minute...

>>16357124
Delicious heckpup. Now we just need a twin for that one.

>> No.16357166

>>16357141
That come out wrong

>> No.16357210

big flat cat tats

>> No.16357220
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>>16357132
>lolis
>platonic
lol

>> No.16357237
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16357237

Lolis are not for lewd!

In public

>> No.16357248 [SPOILER] 
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16357248

Would you?

>> No.16357251

>>16357248
No

>> No.16357253

>>16357248
>Kino
No! No more /tv/ memes!

>> No.16357259

>>16357248
>Kind of cute
>Nice butt
>Spores send you on a trip
>Won't turn you into a mushroom cum pump
Sure

>> No.16357326

>>16357248
Sure. She's better than an MGE Matango.

>> No.16357397

MG version of The Thing when?

>> No.16357399
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>>16357397
Why'd you want that?

>> No.16357400

>>16357397
Never, now stop trying to start shit.

>> No.16357449

What would a Shoggoth wear on her day off?

>> No.16357455

>>16357449
The veil of madness.

>> No.16357461

>>16357455
I thought they saved that for their special day!

>> No.16357466

>>16357399
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.16357486

>>16357461
No, you're thinking of the negligee of befuddlement.

>> No.16357502
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16357502

Real heroes don't need magical artifacts or shounen-tier hidden potential. They just need someone to believe in them.

Just think of it as the perfect handicap.

>> No.16357510

>>16354179
>>16354205
But they don't anon!
For every Tanuki succes story out there, there is an untold story of a Tanuki failing, screwing up and ending up in the gutters! They hide in the alleys in their tattered clothes, ready to try and convince passerby's of a scheme which in reality is just a complicated begging attempt!

You just don't notice them due to the Ushi Oni's, Manticores and other strong Monstergirls who hang around there and take all the attention!

>> No.16357525

>>16357510
I'd take one of those tanukis home with me.
Gonna give her a bath and a hot meal.

>> No.16357546

>Kitsune from Korea who feels like she has to convince people she's not a Kumiho

>> No.16357556

>>16357546
Remember to not beliver the kumihos' lies.

>> No.16357577

>>16357546
Sure, she's just a Kitsune who really likes the taste of liver

>> No.16357598

>>16357546
Those sure are sharp teeth she has though.

>> No.16357615

I'd let a Kumiho eat my liver, it's a great way of showing love

>> No.16357634

What are the monstergirl search statistic for husbando age?

>> No.16357643

>>16357634
What does that mean? Search on dating sites, Google or something?

>> No.16357653

>>16357643
A graph for men's age that monstergirls seek most

>> No.16357680

>>16357653
As long as it's a human guy, they are gine with it.
The variance would be too great because they just want someone to cuddle regardless of age.

>> No.16357681

>>16357653
I'd say it starts low at age 0 then slowly increases until puberty age then shoots up at around 16 and stays very high until 50 then slowly goes down

Monster girls are fine with every age really

>> No.16357704

>>16357653
Makes you wonder what are the statistic for waifus.
I know I would go for 16-30 monster girls giving a preference for monsters in their twenties.If I didn't have a waifu.

>> No.16357718

>>16357704
Age wise, I think MGs don't age at the same as humans, so a Mamono that is physically 20 could be 200 years old. We must be ready for monster girls who haven't lost their virginity for over a hundred years.

>> No.16357727

>>16357141
Lolis should only dick younger shotas

>> No.16357730

>>16357718
Well shit I forgot about that. I sure my dragon wasn't lying when she said she was 20 while she is actually 250. But i would still love her so I guess it doesn't matter.

>> No.16357753

>>16357718
MG age doesn't matter at all, you have slimes who are perfectly fine as soon as they're born and you have thousands years old undeads and other powerful species who are prime dating material
Hell, we even negative age thanks to Humpty Egg

>> No.16357782

>>16357753
>>16357730
>>16357718
>MG husbandos a man
>He only lives a fraction of her lifetime

>> No.16357796

>>16357782
This is why we need mamono mana

>> No.16357799
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16357799

>>16357730
>>16357753
No need to bicker on about the age of a Monster Girl! A Mamono is fine at any age, be it a smug and haughty ara Lilim, or a Dom shoggy reputed to be hundreds of thousands of years old!

>> No.16357806

>>16357799
But what if my waifu is an old hag?

>> No.16357812

>>16357718
>We must be ready for monster girls who haven't lost their virginity for over a hundred years
Same goes for them amirite lads

>> No.16357821

>>16357799
A mamono of older age is the best.

I want an much older CC to kidnap and rape me into her husband

>> No.16357822

>>16357718
Monstergirls will only arrive long after we're extinct

>> No.16357868

>no wide hipped, thicc thigh'd, large busted, fat ass, motherly dragon who makes you feel warm and loved

>> No.16357875
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16357875

Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh

Heh heh heh heh

>> No.16357878

>>16357806
That would be weird. My waifu would only work if she's young, thinking about a 200 years old dragon being cheerful and of that is kinda weird. If she is an Otohime then it's fine but my dragon is just a vanilla one.

>> No.16357891
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16357891

Check out this cute kitten I picked up today, dude!

>> No.16357892

>>16357875
Wock is on her quest to save all the dragon eggs, but she needs to pay the tanukis first.

>> No.16357917
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16357917

>>16357891
I found this funny tied up wolf girl.

>> No.16357919

>>16357891
Cats suck, "dude".

>> No.16357934
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16357934

>>16357917
I found two funny wolves and a funny lady. I want to touch them all.

>> No.16357939

>>16357878
It's a fact that dragons lie about their age constantly, I wouldn't trust any Dragon who claimed to be less than 200 unless I personally saw her when she was still a whelp

>> No.16357954

>>16357799
>Lilim waifu has lived a privileged life
>Never had to cook for herself, never had to do her own laundry, never had to drive herself anywhere or do any other mundane everyday tasks/chores
>She really wants to make you a nice, hot, love filled dinner
>Spends all day trying and failing
>Turn it into a bit of an at home date while you teach her as the two of you make dinner

>> No.16357957

>>16357954
Lilims wouldn't have privileged lives for the most part
The poor girls can only marry high level heroes and must do their best to help their mother achieve her dream

The Queen of Hearts is a spoiled brat though

>> No.16357978

>>16357939
I trust my dragon when she says she's 20 years old.
And if i ever find out she's actually lying then she is getting a pound worth 500 years.

>> No.16357993

>>16357978
She might lie on purpose if you tell her that

I just thought of something, aren't elder dragons rarer and more powerful? If thats the case and with their pride you'd have 1000 years old flaunting about how old they are

>> No.16358000
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16358000

>not feeling the groove
>start watching the appropriate type of porn to gain inspiration
>considerable time later even further from actually getting anything done than I was before the porn-a-thon
I am weak.

>> No.16358006

>>16358000
Bummer, man.

>> No.16358010

>>16358006
>no image
I may be weak, but YOU are disappointing.

>> No.16358014

>>16357993
>Elder dragon being all proud of her old age and saying that no man has ever touched her
>Accidentally snicker
>Oh shit
And that's how I would probably be either raped or beaten up by an old dragon lady.

Also, if mi e lied about lying she is not going to be sleeping for quite some time.

>> No.16358018

>>16357919
Found the alp.

>> No.16358020

>>16358018
Dude, calm down.

>> No.16358036

>>16358020
But I am calm, alp.

>> No.16358039

>>16358036
Hey,hey, hey! No need to go dropping the A-bomb, dudesterino.

>> No.16358041

>>16358014
Laughing at a dragon's age is a surefire way to get your town raided by her Wurm friends

>Also, if mi e lied about lying she is not going to be sleeping for quite some time.
You just want an excuse impregnate her don't you?

>> No.16358042

>>16357957
>and must do their best to help their mother achieve her dream
Even if it involves getting shivved?

>> No.16358043

>>16358041
How do Wurms raid?

>> No.16358047

>>16358041
More like she knows how I punish her and she keps teasing me about it. Damn you, dragonfu!

>> No.16358051

>>16358042
Her incubus'ed Hero husbando wouldn't allow it.

>> No.16358054

>>16358051
What if she had no husband prior to the shivving?

>> No.16358064

>>16358018
>Found the alp
About time you found yourself, enjoyed your magical journey?

Dog girls > cat girls, you fucking dick sucking homopenis.

>> No.16358066

>>16358043
They rape the men and take them back to their lair
They bulldoze through everything on their path, it is said that it takes a town over 2 centuries to rebuild after a Wurm raid

>>16358047
Then change how you punish her, how about violently spanking her ass and irrumating her if you'd like to keep it lewd

>> No.16358070
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16358070

>>16358054
It would be bretty depressing to be quite honest, Lilim are expected to live long lives, and if they die without meeting and marrying a man, well they may as well consider themselves as failures.

>> No.16358071

>>16358066
What's a Wurm's lair like?
Are there balloons?
Do they float?

>> No.16358072

>>16358066
But I kinda like the way I punish her. Don't tell her that though, she might get smug about it and it will end up in baby-making love.

I really don't know how to punish my lizard, I love her too much to do anything serious. Maybe just scolding is fine.

>> No.16358073

>>16358070
>lethal shivving
>in MGE
>not by demon realm silver

>> No.16358078

>>16358071
There are simple furniture and shiny stuff. You can add decoration if you like.

>> No.16358081

I need BIG MG titties

>> No.16358082

>>16358071
It's just a comfy hole in a mountain or the ground
You can get out of it once you tame your Wurm

>>16358072
Don't scold her, that's much worst than physical punishment
You could hit her pride by making her wear shameful outfits like a Demon costume

>> No.16358085

>>16358073
Well I mean it could happen, unless your trying to pull an Indrick on a Lilim, either way, I want to protect a Lilim's smile.

>> No.16358086

>>16358082
But if she wears that kind of stuff and makes eye contact I would attack her right there.
And if I scould her and she gets too upset I'll try to comfort her and things might get a bit too mushy.

This is hard.

>> No.16358104

>>16358081
How about a cow?

>>16358086
Damnit, just go the easy way and threaten to not have sex for a few days
That should be enough of a deterrent
Make sure that she doesn't have any crazy tendencies, some dragons snap and rape you for weeks when you tell them that

>> No.16358111

>>16358104
>How about a cow?
Cows are good

>> No.16358118

>>16358104
>not have sex for a few days
I guess this could work though I would need to try really hard. Having her not sleep with me will probably be enough to set her right.

Punishment time here I go!

>> No.16358126
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16358126

Fluff and butt, ultimate combo

>> No.16358136

>>16358085
You need to protect all of the lilims smiles. Even Alp's lilim.

>> No.16358138

>>16358136
Renault a shit.

>> No.16358141

>>16358126
Holy fuck.

>> No.16358143

>>16358085
>unless your trying to pull an Indrick on a Lilim
>Try to kill a lilim
>Fail
>Try again, fail again
>Friend sudokus himself to death
>At this point stop even trying to kill the lilim
>Lilim's friend comes back from the dead but yours doesn't
>Out of nowhere some bitch appears, gets a bunch of guys to repeatedly shiv you, and reminds you of tfw no lilim gf

Being Indrick truly is suffering

>> No.16358145

>>16358138
Wow that's pretty rude. Poor girl just wants to do some yoga.

>> No.16358146

>>16357111
>They are for platonic love and happy times.
But the happy times are the not-platonic love.

>> No.16358148

>>16358145
And then she just dumps the guy in limbo and fucks off.

>> No.16358149

>>16358126
I want to rub that Yeti's fluff butt

>> No.16358152

>>16358148
I haven't seen much Asfalt, so I wouldn't know. I guess she is a cunt.

>> No.16358158

>>16358152
>Asfalt
What?

>> No.16358162

>>16358143
Indrick is into Victoria somewhat imo, he's just a cold Paladin that doesn't know how to express his feelings other than some cues tbqh

>> No.16358170

>>16358158
Alp's lilim.

>> No.16358174

>>16358126
Barb is always there to excite my dick

>> No.16358176

>>16358170
Asfalt?

>> No.16358192

>>16358176
It was a joke with her name, anon.

Renate. There, are you happy now?

>> No.16358196

>>16358192
I don't get the joke.

>> No.16358199

>Ywn be held in a tight protective cuddle while in bed with a Hellhound

Your her sex slave, she'll never let you go.

>> No.16358207

>>16358126
Jesus christ. That Yeti needs to get fucked right now in that position.

>> No.16358218

>>16358196
Renate
Renalt
Asfalt
Somethingalt

>> No.16358246

>>16358126
Seems like a good cuddler.

>> No.16358256

>>16358126
Literally made for hugging

Barb is a madman

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16358262

>"Where are we going today hus- useless bloodbag?"

>> No.16358263

>>16358126
Please draw Wight butt next Barb

>> No.16358273

>>16358262
I want to take that cute haughty vampire to the park at night! How romantic.

>> No.16358277

>>16358262
If I'm such a useless bloodbag, why am I making that decision?

>> No.16358278

>>16358262
The sex shop to see what bondage gear they have, then to get some ice cream.

>> No.16358298

>>16358126
What an adorable Yeti. She was made for loving, physically and mentally.

>> No.16358308

I want to put my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru in their comfy wool-lined straitjackets, sit them on the couch and feed them tasty snacks by hand! Then we'd all cuddle and watch TV together!

>> No.16358310

>>16358126
This is your best yet, Barb.

>> No.16358331

>>16358308
>feed them tasty snacks by hand!
Is that a way of saying jacking off into their mouths?

>> No.16358332

>No Mini giantess jotunn waifu to fuck with a cock that can be any size Tiny for convenience and hueg for fucking.

>> No.16358342

>>16358331
No anon, that's messy and unnecessary. I'd just let them suckle me if it were that kind of snacks, but it's not. I was thinking more along the lines of grapes and cheese cubes and spoonfuls of peanut butter and stuff like that!

>> No.16358347
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16358347

I want my Kikimora waifu to help me improve my life! Kikimoras are the best!

>> No.16358354

>>16358347
i want to impregnate a kiki once i see her sniffing my dirty shirts!

>> No.16358358

>>16358354
I want to gag a loli Kiki with my used underwear and lots of duct tape.

>> No.16358359

>>16358342
>spoonfuls of peanut butter
You devious bastard you know exactly what happens when you give a dog peanut butter. They'll be sitting there trying to get it unstuck for the whole episode of whatever you're watching and miss the important parts.

>> No.16358363

>>16358358
Why do you always make it weird, anon?

>> No.16358364

>>16358359
You realize we aren't talking about furries with snouts, right? Or are you the kind of special that can't eat a spoon of peanut butter?

>> No.16358376

>>16358359
They can handle their peanut butter anon, they know that playing with their food means punishment. And not the happy, kinky kind of punishment either, the disciplinary kind.

>>16358364
I wouldn't go that far anon, it's nowhere near dog tier but have you ever had a big spoonful of peanut butter? They take awhile to eat, even for people.

>> No.16358377

>>16358363
Because it's hot.

>> No.16358381

>>16358376
>They take awhile to eat
Nigga what? use your tongue to pres the spoon to the roof of your mouth and scoop it up. Can you literally not eat? How have you survived?

>> No.16358387

>>16358342
That's cute anon. Your kobald family is cute.

>> No.16358394

>>16358381
It's not getting it off the spoon that's the problem anon, are you telling me that you just swallow all the peanut butter in one go?

>>16358387
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16358405

>>16358394
In quick bits yeah. Imagining a table spoon''s quantity of peanut butter, you'd swallow in quarters

>> No.16358413

>>16358405
Oh no, they like taking the whole thing at once!

>> No.16358414

>>16358413
I'm about 50% sure this is KDF

>> No.16358415

>>16358414
Not him but gee what gave it away anon.

>> No.16358420

>>16358414
Of course it's me anon, who else would I be?

>> No.16358421

>>16358381
Just let the dogs eat peanut butter, damn. No need to question it.

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16358436

>>16358218
Who is Jane Galt?

>> No.16358441

Do Werecats likeiti when you pull their tails?

>> No.16358448

>>16358441
No. It hurts.

>> No.16358452

>>16358441
I'm sure some would anon, my cat likes it as long as I'm not yanking it or anything.

>> No.16358454

>>16358394
Would a Hellhound like peanut butter? Or just stretchy meat?

>> No.16358461

>>16358413
If they aren't eating in the most efficient and polite manner possible, then they are playing with their food.

>> No.16358463

>>16358454
>peanut butter
What are you planning, you rascal?

>> No.16358465

>>16358454
I think a Hellhound would like peanut butter but only in secret because going crazy for it iwhen anyone else is around makes her look weak like a common kobold.

>> No.16358466

>>16358454
Stretchy peanut meat butter.

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16358470

>>16357502
Tamamo is a cow.

>> No.16358475

>>16358463
It's too lewd for a blue board

>>16358465
It doesn't make her look weak. It makes her look A CUTE!

>>16358466
W-Wow

>> No.16358477

>>16358461
That's ridiculous anon, it isn't just black and white like that.

>> No.16358478

>>16358470
that looks like a fox to me buddy

>> No.16358479

>>16357502
I'm just going to let her down and then I'll drown in my ideals

>> No.16358481

>>16357875
Oh man, that's a cute spyro Woch

>> No.16358490

>>16357875
You sir, are you my nigga.

>> No.16358496

>>16357875
Perfect.
>>16357891
You're a really cool dude and I don't know if your knew that.

>> No.16358497

>>16358496
you knew*

>> No.16358501

>>16358126
I hope Yetis are the facesitting types.

>> No.16358520

The question that to be pondered about when one comes full circle

Is it wrong to fantasize about monstergirls?

>> No.16358525
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16358525

>>16358520
>Is it wrong to fantasize about monstergirls?
Nah.

>> No.16358536

>>16358520
Hell no. Unless you're a Christfag, I guess. Then it's a thought-crime.

>> No.16358539

>>16358520
Nope.

>> No.16358540

>>16358520
It's wrong not to.

>> No.16358541

>>16358520
I hope not. If it is though, I'm far too gone to care.

>> No.16358542

>>16358536
>Christfag
One ticket to Sufferingland, please.

>> No.16358550
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16358550

Just how /fa/ can Yetis get beyond that scarf?

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16358554

>>16358536
>Unless you're a Christfag, I guess. Then it's a thought-crime.

Nowhere in the bible does it say not to lay the dragon.

>> No.16358558

>>16358536
LizardgirlTippingBonnet.jpg

>> No.16358559
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16358559

>>16358542
That'll be about 3.50

>> No.16358568

>>16358550
Sweaters with snowflakes on them. Every snowflake a unique shape.

>> No.16358573

>>16358536
I don't believe the good lord told me to not go out and impregnate an Anubis, although I can't worship any of her false idols

>> No.16358576

>>16358559
3.50 what? This toll is ridiculous.

>> No.16358580

>>16358573
>>16358554
There's something in Exodus forbidding laying with beasts though!

>> No.16358581

>>16358576
Since when was the ferry woman of the dead a giant monster from the Cretaceous Period?

>> No.16358583

>>16358576
It was then I realized, the pun-loving ferrywoman of the dead was actually an eight-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic period.
>>16358581
Dammit inconsistent Nessie.

>> No.16358588

>>16358580
It's about laying with actual animals, anon. Not that qt CC dragon next door who has been hoarding cooking utensils yet never found the chance to use them for anyone.

>> No.16358589

>>16358580
>beast

That's very offensive and untrue. God specifically said to fuck monster girls. Jesus defeated Satan by fucking her brains out.

>> No.16358596

>>16358580
Pretty sure its from Leviticus.
Also pretty sure there was something about consorting with spirits, familiars, and the like.
And I know there was something against spilling seed.

>> No.16358597

>>16358588
> that qt CC dragon next door who has been hoarding cooking utensils yet never found the chance to use them for anyone.
HNNNGH

>> No.16358603

>>16358596
>no Familiars allowed
Poor girls.
>And I know there was something against spilling seed.
That's taken out of context. Onan was told by God to impregnate his dead brother's wife and he didn't want to so he pulled out, then God killed him because waste punks, fool.

>> No.16358609

>>16358596
Contemporary scholars have re-interpreted these passages in several ways, however.
Only a true autist would take the Bible at face value 100% of the time.

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>>16358609
>only a true autist
Where do you think you are?

>> No.16358622
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16358622

>New Kagerou doujin
>Seems like it'll be vanilla or at least rape
>It's actually old man gang-rape, snuff, and NTR

>> No.16358628

>>16358622
Kagerou is so much better than momiji holy shit.

>> No.16358630

>>16358622
>The worst fetish
>Ever popular in Japan for some reason

>> No.16358636

>>16358630
>the worst
>being this wrong
'tis but a ruse.

>> No.16358638

>>16358609
the old testament had waterbending, unintentional daughteru dicking and unjustified murder via lion
MGE bible would be fun

>> No.16358642

>>16358638
>unjustified murder via lion
Bear.

>> No.16358660

>>16358638
I never paid attention in sunday school, explain this shit.

>> No.16358661

>>16358609
Have this conversation on Reddit.

>> No.16358667

>>16358661
Did your parents send you to a pray the gay away camp anon? Because you're a huge faggot.

>> No.16358670

>>16358660
When Sodom & Gomorrah got deleted, Lot found himself alone with his daughters, who proceeded to get him drunk until he passed out and then took turns riding his dick to make babies.
They were the only righteous people in the two cities of Sodom & Gomorrah, and thus were the only ones saved. Which just goes to show you, dicking the daughteru is perfectly justifiable.

HEAR THAT KDF? GOD APPROVES OF YOUR LIFESTYLE!

>> No.16358671

>>16358670
>HEAR THAT KDF? GOD APPROVES OF YOUR LIFESTYLE!
Neat!

>> No.16358675

>>16358670
>Enabling him

Sorry KDF but we gotta turn your waifu into a pillar of salt

>> No.16358676

>>16358638
Also harems

>> No.16358678

>>16358667
You can tip your fedora al you want in Reddit.

>> No.16358680

>>16358670
>KDF was right all along

Even so I'll never dick my daughteru.

>> No.16358683

>>16358660
Water bending is moses, parting the sea and all that.
the daughteru dicking is Lot. after escaping sodom with his family (sans salty wife) his daughters get him drunk and fuck him.
as for the lion...
>A preist meets a guy and says hit me
>guy says no
>preist says the man disobeyed god so now a lion will kill him

>> No.16358686

>>16358675
Absolutely not. My waifu is pure!

>> No.16358687

>>16358683
Okay that priest & lion thing was new.

Anyone got any non-canon stuff from the Jewish myths they could share? Stuff about Lilith and how she fucked off out of the Garden of Eden since Adam wouldn't let her be on top during sex and went on to give birth to semen demons?

>> No.16358690

>>16358686
You sat there, shitposting in your computer in the other room, while your waifu

touched

MY BALLS

>> No.16358691
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16358691

smelly hobo roach

>> No.16358692

>>16358687
>Just as the Dead Sea Scrolls predicted

>> No.16358693

>>16358690
That's just not true. It's a sin to lie anon.

>> No.16358695

>>16358686
Pure salt.

>> No.16358698

>>16358695
You know how valuable a pillar of salt is in the middle of the desert when the sea is like 40 years of wandering away?

>> No.16358701

>>16358691
Gonna scrub her clean and make her bunk with the plant girls I saved from the chill of winter.

>> No.16358703

>>16358693
Hey KDF guess what? I saw your daughteru yesterday and she was talking with a boy!

>> No.16358708

>>16358691
Going to let her sleep inside my couch and let her eat all the food she wants!

>> No.16358709

>>16358703
>>16358693
Yeah, and they were holding each others' hands too!

>> No.16358714

>>16358703
>>16358709
You anons are silly.

>> No.16358715

>>16358708
>inside my couch
But stuffing goes there!

>> No.16358717

>>16358709
I didn't see that part. Just the talking bit.

But she wasn't using her ballgag!

>> No.16358730

>>16358717
>But she wasn't using her ballgag!
It's not like I require her to wear a ball gag everywhere she goes anon, that's just abusive.

>> No.16358731

>>16358708
would roach want to have many little roaches?

>> No.16358743

>>16358715
Not anymore. Roach now goes there. She's probably really cozy in her little bed.

>>16358731
Yes. But watch out, roaches breed. A lot. And create A LOT of daughterus.

>> No.16358748

>>16358701
>>16358708
>being attracted to T*rks

>> No.16358749
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Nice Lich.

>> No.16358750

>>16358743
good thing roaches arent sex crazy like mosquito vamps,guess i will just a condom anytime we cuddle

>> No.16358752

>>16358748
Johj!
>>16358749
The blonde version is her while still alive?

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>>16358748

>> No.16358761

>>16358731
>mfw remembering my first time seeing an egg case open real time when I was cleaning up in school
>the look of shock and horror on everyone present's faces
I can't stand roaches after that, even MGE's variant.

>> No.16358766

>>16358749
Cute looking lich.

>> No.16358768

>>16358748
Knew it wasn't long until his joke was made. Well, does she have a Turkish accent?

>> No.16358773

>>16358761
i got a phobia of roaches and run like a scared little girl anytime i see one anon

yet i find roach chan adorable, i might have issues

>> No.16358774

>>16358761
>when I was cleaning up in school
Are you japanese or something?

>> No.16358778

>>16358750
>condom

You are an insult to this thread.

>>16358761
Sucks for you. More roaches for me.

>> No.16358784

>>16358774
>American kids don't have to clean up after themselves even at school
Well fucking hell.

>> No.16358788

Cock the cockroach

>> No.16358790

>>16358778
Wearing a condom during sex is a great punishment method!

>> No.16358791

>>16358773
>Turn off lights
>Lie in bed
>See a black spot on the ground at the far edge of the room
>Commandogearupscene.avi

>> No.16358793

>>16358784
Clean up what? Also, it's called a janitor.

>> No.16358795

>>16358784
I don't think anywhere else does that. Janitors exist you know.

>> No.16358801

>>16358749
>before and after
Damn she was cute as a human too, becoming a Lich was for the best though.

We really do need more before and afters.

>> No.16358803

>>16358793
>>16358795
Well when I was in middle-school we had to take turns wiping the tables at the school cafeteria. I don't know why since there are people who get paid to do that stuff anyway.

>> No.16358814

Would monstergirls drive cars?

>> No.16358817

>>16358814
Centaurs on cars.

>> No.16358818

>>16358814
Yes. I wish we had art of Pharaoh in a sharp suit driving a convertible with an Anupup wagging her tail.

>> No.16358823
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>>16358801
>>We really do need more before and afters.
>Lilim monsterizes a stern, hard-ass female Paladin into a Dragon
>Only difference in the before and after pic is her species and outfit
>Still retains her usual stern expression

>> No.16358826

>>16358818
I bet that all the wolfu girls would love to stick their heads out the window.

>> No.16358829

>>16358817
In YBAs Vengeance I can recall that he had his Centaurs driving modified trucks.

>> No.16358832

>>16358814
>Automaton turns into a car

>> No.16358835

>>16358832
More like a Gremlin gives her wheel attachments so she can skate like that dude from the first T&B movie.

>> No.16358837

>>16358823
I love stern angry dragons!

>> No.16358844

>>16358814
Of course, how else would Kitsunes get tofu up to their shrine on a winding mountain road?

>> No.16358848

>>16358801
>We really do need more before and afters.
>What were the undead monstergirls like before becoming undead?
>Dead

>> No.16358849

>>16358818
Do you think they'd make pedals and steering wheels for big squishy paws?

>> No.16358850

>>16358844
This is turning into Initial D, isn't it?
>>16358849
Shouldn't be too hard.

>> No.16358855

>>16358814
I don't think my Kobold waifu could drive safely because of this. >>16358826

>> No.16358862

Creatively blocked drawfag-in-training here. What outfits do you guys want you see your Shoggoth in?

>> No.16358865

>>16358814
Only some of them.

>> No.16358866

>>16358862
Sundress and straw-hat.

>> No.16358868

>>16358862
Bunny suit. Interesting exercise to give a Shog legs.

>> No.16358869

>>16358823
I want to ask my stern dragon medio what she'd like as a reward.

>> No.16358873

>>16358862
>Shoggoth
Remove abominations.

>> No.16358875

>>16358862
Without one

>> No.16358877

>>16358866
>>16358862
Do this one.

>> No.16358878

>>16358862
A cage.

>> No.16358879

>>16358850
Am I going to hear eurobeat and gremlin hot-rods?

>> No.16358881

>>16358862
Something that is not a maid outfit. God knows we have too much of that already.

>> No.16358884

>>16358823
I want a tomboy farmer's daughte who became a Weresheep.

>> No.16358886

>>16358879
I only ever read it so I don't know the joys of eurobeat.

>> No.16358887

>>16358862
bondage gear

>> No.16358889

>>16358862
These >>16358866

That or in a suit.

>> No.16358896
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>>16358862
A Shoggoth imitating pic-related outfit with her own mass would be grand.

>> No.16358902

How do you like your waifu's pubic hair anon?

How does she like yours?

>> No.16358906
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>>16358862
>>16358889
Seconding the suit part.
Giver her a tomboyish "hair"-style too.

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>>16358902
I doubt she has any public hair.

I can see her enjoying the forest I have down there though, can close my eyes and picture her having a good inhale down there before starting a blowjob.

>> No.16358925

>>16358919
>public
I fucking hate auto correct.

>> No.16358926

>>16358919
>I doubt she has any public hair.
What about her private hair?

>> No.16358927

>>16358919
The 'pede sniffing a human? Oh my!

>> No.16358933

>>16358902
Perfectly hairless. For both of us!

>> No.16358944

>>16358862
Anything that isn't a maid outfit. Shogs can create far more than that.

>> No.16358948

>>16358919
Cute centipedes!

>> No.16358951

>>16358862
Comfy cleavage exposing sweaters and leggings!

>> No.16358952

>>16358902
Downy feathers, which she's a bit embarrassed about because it's not normal.

>> No.16358953

>>16358814
If they can't dig or fly, then most likely yes.

>> No.16358955

Friendly reminder that flicking a Ryu's reverse scale as hard as you can will bring you much luck in the coming year!

>> No.16358957

>>16358955
How much luck will I get if I lick her scale?

>> No.16358961

>>16358955
Maso Ryu please.

>> No.16358964

>>16358886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA

>> No.16358969

>>16358964
>4 hours
Tomorrow.

>> No.16358971

>>16358957
Lots!

>> No.16358972
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>No yandere devil paladin to protect me

on another note, axes and maces are my most disliked weapon they just look so crude

>> No.16358982

>>16358972
I love axes. They remind me of my soulmates, the Dwarves.

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>>16358927
Stinkypede jokes aside, I see them being the kind of girls that enjoy a man's natural scent.

Then again I picture a lot of the more wild girls being like that, Werewolves and Hellhounds especially.

While talking about Oomukades, does anyone have the uncensored version of this? I know it exists but it probably hasn't been leaked yet.

>> No.16358989

>>16358972
>he doesn't like maces

Pleb

>> No.16358992

>>16358972
Axes are okay, but maces are fucking based.

>> No.16358998
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16358998

Can White Horns transcend winter?

>>16358919
>>16358985
After that brief discussion from the previous thread, I lament the fact that we lack a thicc calcium cannon equipped Oomukade.

>> No.16359001

>>16358992
An Automaton wielding a fuckhuge mace would be cool.

>> No.16359003

>>16358989
>>16358992
My brothers.

>> No.16359004

>>16358998
>transcend winter
Spring is rutting time.

>> No.16359009

>>16359003
The one thing maces have going for them is that they aren't flails.

>> No.16359010

>>16359003
A morning star is fine too, right?

>> No.16359016

>>16359009
>he doesn't like maces or flails

Don't tell me your weapon taste is as shit as your waifu taste

>> No.16359019

>>16358972
>maces are my most disliked weapon they just look so crude
Don't fag it up, Anon.

>> No.16359020

>>16359016
Spears and swords are objectively the best, anon.

>> No.16359022

>>16358902
We're both more than a bit hairy down there which suits us just fine.

>> No.16359023

>>16359010
Morning Stars are maces that were too edgy to go all the way.

>>16359009
Nah, flails need more love.

>> No.16359028

>>16359016
Let's be honest. Flails are literally just a meme weapon. If you use a flail you're trying too hard to be cool or you're a peasant with no better options.

>> No.16359029

>>16359023
Morning stars are not edgy, they're just fly-dicks made of iron!

>> No.16359030

>>16359020
>he would prefer to be all fancy and gay with a sword rather than use the brute assertive dominant force of a mace or flail

Swords/spears = betas
Flails/Maces = alphas

>> No.16359031

>>16359009
Flails are shit. They need time to gain momentum unless you want to hit yourself in the head by accident. They also need to be properly handled so you won't hit yourself by accident after a swing too.

>> No.16359037

y'all dont know what you're talkin about, the Halberd is the choice of the patrician

>> No.16359038

>>16359028
Anyone can use a sword. You need skill to use a flail properly.

>> No.16359040

>>16359030
>needing weapons
Omegas, all of you.

>> No.16359045

>>16359030
>Putting flails in the same tier as maces
>Not liking spears and swords
Educate yourself.

>> No.16359046

>>16359037
Yeah but then you need other halberd kniggas around.

>> No.16359047

>>16359037
>literally a gay spear

>> No.16359050

>>16359038
Bait.

>> No.16359051

Automatons weilding maces that can be turned into flails! That automaton will surely be there to protect you at all costs!

>> No.16359054

>>16359047
Polearms are god-trier, anon. Literally the weapon of choice for warrior class/caste people all over the world.

>> No.16359056

You all have shit taste. You can never match the pure power of the long sword.

>> No.16359058

>>16359030
>brute assertive dominant force
>swords somehow incapable of this
>t. lizardman who got pommeled in the face

>> No.16359062

>>16359054
Halberd is best bird

>> No.16359063

I want /k/ to leave.

>> No.16359065

>>16359063
You should include /his/ and /tg/

>> No.16359066

A mace
>Plows through armor, causing concussion and bruising damage to flesh
>Is easier to handle due to being shorter than a sword, as their weigh is closer to the center of rotation
>Doesn't need sharpening
>Is easier to carry

Hell, even daggers were more practical for killing armored opponents than swords.

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>>16359051
Damn straight they could!

>> No.16359073

>>16359065
You're right.

Everyone, who's not me should leave.

>> No.16359074

>>16354555
Hell no. Kitsunes are bad.

>> No.16359076

>>16359062
Historically speaking, a hammer-like polearm was the most popular weapon of choice among wealthy knights and men-at-arms.

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Do dragons even use bras?

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>>16359063
no

>> No.16359082

>>16359066
>He can't into halfswording

I want shitters to leave

>> No.16359083

>>16359076
The Lucerene Hammer?

>> No.16359087

>>16359082
Good luck fighting without a shield then.

>> No.16359089

>>16359077
Do they even need to?

>> No.16359092

>>16359082
>Having to grip the weapon in a specific way to make use of it.
>Not just smacking the other guy in the head.

It's efficient and lets you carry a shield.

>> No.16359094

>>16359077
Of course. They're pure.

>> No.16359101

Why not become a weapon master?
Wielding all kinds of different weapons would make lizardwomen moist.

>> No.16359104

>>16359087
>>16359092
>Needing a shield
>Having the finnesse of a three year old to the point the only things you can do is raise a shield and swing a mace to save your life

>> No.16359105

>>16359087
Shields are no longer necessary when you have plate armour. In fact, you'll notice that when plate armour because prevalent on the battlefield, shields fell out of use in favour of polearms and longswords.

>> No.16359107

>>16359089
>>16359094
i would imagine they are too proud to show off their chests to the inferior races

>> No.16359108

>>16359068
She looks like she's very devoted to protecting mastah. Jus look at the facial expression.

>> No.16359111

Ok guys. It was fun. You can stop now. P-Please stop.

>> No.16359114

>weapon posting
>little discussion of swords
Cryingcursedsword.jpg

>> No.16359115

>>16359111
This is how you attract Lizardgirls and Salamanders.

>> No.16359117

>>16359104
The other guy is going to deflect your sword, kick you down and/or bonk you in the head with his mace. You're putting yourself at a disatvantage.

>>16359105
>Shields are no longer necessary when you have plate armour
Except when your opponent has blunt weapons, like, surprise surprise, maces, flails and clubs, which were made specifically to dent armor and bruise flesh/break bones.

>> No.16359118

>>16359107
Going to snap a picture of her while she's getting undressed!

>> No.16359122

>>16359104
>Needing finesse
>Not going off of pure efficiency

Come on man, if I wanted to dance I'd be in a tutu.

>> No.16359124

>>16359114

It's not like there wouldn't be cursed axes, maces, spears, etc.

>> No.16359127

>>16359101
you need anime strength to haul all those weapons at once.
Or just go for a sowrd/spear/something combo and even then you have to beat the lizard woman

>> No.16359133

Dancing automatons!

>> No.16359135

>>16359117
Actually, plate armour is still very effective against blunt weapons. Basically it gives extra layers of protection, as well as enough space to act as a crumple zone that you'll still be quite safe. This is why most "anti-armour" blunt weapons such as warhammers and polehammers have a pick-like rear side in addition to the hammer-like front side. You're not actually meant to use the blunt side to bypass plate armour.

>> No.16359143

>>16359127
Thats boring!
you need to go into battle with a fuck ton of weapons!

>> No.16359145

>>16359124
>cursed flails
>"bad" habit of swinging their tits around

>> No.16359152

>>16359143
We are trying to beat a lizardwoman, not impress a salamander.

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>>16359117
>Deflecting a sword
>With a shield
>His only argument is theorizing that the guy with the longsword is stupid enough to swing it when it'll get deflected

Look man, I'm even giving you numerous benefits of doubt by disregarding how expensive it'd be to get a mace and shield, how the guy would have to carry both things all the time, even assuming both people have no armor because if they do the cost is gonna be godawful which is why medieval armies started dropping parts before leaving them altogether as firearms developed further, and shields were dropped even earlier. Shit, I'm not even gonna go into detail on whether you're having a fuckhueg dark sould tier tower shield or a pisspoor spaniard buckler.

But you're not doing yourself any favors here. You have a mace. It swings. A longsword has a pommel, it swings, and can do a ton other things like stab, slash, hook with the guard, etc. Entire manuals have been written on the topic of using longswords against armored opponents. You're picking at straws here.

>> No.16359160

>>16358862
Sexy nun Habit

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>>16359133
only have demons

>> No.16359170

>>16359159
A sword is also massively more expensive than a mace or axe and is less effective than either against armor.

It's great for guys who have no armor on but shit against plate.

>> No.16359177

>>16359168
That got strange pretty fast.

>> No.16359178

The scythe is my favorite farming implement

War scythes; They exist

>> No.16359181

>>16359135
>You're not actually meant to use the blunt side to bypass plate armour.
Anon, that's exactly what blunt weapons are for. Blunt weapons transfer raw force towards the target. They don't necessarily need to reach the flesh through the armor to do damage; the sheer inertia from the blow is enough to disorient the target and cause internal damage, like being hit by a sledgehammer. Your muscles are strained, your bones are popped out of their sockets, and your organs go all over the place.

Also, I'm pretty sure the pick-like rear is for piercing armor and flesh, rather than bruising damage.

>>16359159
>Deflecting a sword
>With a shield
Yes, deflecting a blade with a shield. That's what shields are for. They prevent the attacker from having a window of opportunity to strike your body.

>how expensive it'd be to get a mace and shield,
Less expensive than a blade forged to be resistant, which also requires sharpening every now and then, unlike a mace. A well-forged blade costs more than a ball of metal.

Please, stop.

>> No.16359185

>>16359177
She's a little eccentric.

>> No.16359187

>>16359170
Actually, I think you're both wrong regarding cost. Unless we're talking high quality or custom made shit, I doubt a mace, sword, or shield are going to cost very much at all.

I seem to remember reading somewhere that a lower quality sword was actually surprisingly affordable. So based off this I don't see similar quality maces or shields being anymore expensive.

>> No.16359194

>>16359170
>He fell for the "swords are expensive" meme

>but shit against plate

If you swing it around it's obviously not going to magically cut steel plate. It's why manuals were written on what to do instead.

>>16359181
>Outright ignoring the third meme arrow

At least fucking try

>> No.16359195

>>16359194
What, about swinging when the sword is gonna be deflected? Depends on the fighter's skill. A shield not only provides protection, but prevents the sword-wielder from striking whenever or wherever he wants.

Also

>can do a ton other things like stab
Booting your opponent to the ground and stabbing him with dagger does the job better. Good luck trying to poke through someone's armor with a sword while they're on their guard (which is designed specifically to deflect thrusting blows).
>Slash
Unarmored targets, maybe.

>Hook with the guard
Then the point wouldn't be about the blade anymore, but giveable. Also, handguards are more akin to blunt force than slashing weapons.

>> No.16359197

>>16358875
>>16358951
>>16359160
>>16358896
I'm digging these ones. I have a bit before work so I'll be delivering in a while. Probably tonight

>> No.16359198

>>16359118
you are gonna blackmail a dragon anon? that can only end in rape

>> No.16359203

>>16359197
Thanks anon. And good luck!

>> No.16359205

>>16359194
So your strategy is to just wait for your guy to tire himself out and then stab him in the face?

You're playing the waiting game against a guy who can actually hurt you while you ware waiting for him to tire himself out, tip him over, and stab him through the face plate/in the neck.

If you are killing peasants than yes, a sword works, fighting armor needs a hammer.

And swords are expensive if you aren't getting a pig-iron slab that the blacksmith hammered together when he was bored.

>>16359187
Depends on if you want something good or just something that could conceivably be used to stab someone and don't care about it bending/breaking

>> No.16359207

>>16359181
Anon, did you not read my post. You just re-stated everything I just said. Blunt weapons are effective against most types of armour such as maille, because it simply for the reason that it is more efficient to focus of transferring blunt force to the target than it is to penetrate or cut through their armour. However, this is not the case with plate armour, since in addition to have extra layers of armour (maille, clothe padding, etc) the plate armour itself will crumple and reduce the amount of blunt force being transferred into the body.

This is why warhammers and polearms also had hook/spikes on them as well. The primary purpose of the spike is to penetrate armour of any kind. Although you can also use them for other purposes. Also, I should not that you're going to get disoriented and stunned from getting hit upside the helmet with a sword just as easily as a mace.

>> No.16359209

>>16359198
I'll tell her I'll destroy the photo aslong as I get to touch her butt! Teasing haughty is always fun!

>> No.16359211

>People don't like a knifegun

Also, maces are really gay and axes are meh.

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>>16359197
Bless you drawfriend, I look forward to it.

>> No.16359218

>>16359207
>>16359205
Ok guys can you stop please?

>> No.16359222

>>16359197
Good choice of girl anon. Shoggoths are olev!

>> No.16359224

>>16359107
They normally get naked when sunbathing. That's when you stare at her more than she stares at a piece of diamond.

>> No.16359225

>>16359214
I've always loved the little womb heart shogs have. It's ultra cute!

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>> No.16359227

>>16359218
My only purpose in this discussion to is to correct misconceptions regarding medieval weaponry. I ain't arguing about which weapons were the best.

>> No.16359229

>>16359218
Why?
The salamanders and lizardmen are getting wet....


And this guy STILL doesn't understand the superiority of the warhammer/mace in knight v. knight combat.

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>>16359195
>Booting your opponent to the ground and stabbing him with dagger does the job better
So first you had just a mace, then suddenly you have a shield too, and now you have a dagger? Are you going to add a fourth thing into your mini-arsenal next time I say anything, while I'm still somehow limited to a longsword? You might as well give me a musket to shoot you with, unless you have exceptionally well-done armor that'd put you in bankruptcy anyways.

>Good luck trying to poke through someone's armor
And here I was giving you the benefit of both people having no armor for the reasons I described above.

>fighting armor needs a hammer
Pommel works fine then. It's a blunt weapon, and can be used to stab through crevices in the armor or whatever else. Anon I get the feeling you're just arguing to win, not to reach some sort of consensus, and I've had this feeling ever since you pulled that shield out of fucking nowhere and now armor too as if people walked around in them 24/7 comfortably.

>And swords are expensive if you aren't getting a pig-iron slab that the blacksmith hammered together when he was bored
The blacksmith ripped you off.

How come you're so fucking obsessed about hammers and maces to the point we're getting in this argument in the first place? That blacksmith didn't sell you an overpriced mace to the point you have to defend what took your life savings to buy, right?

Right?

>> No.16359237

>>16359229
>salamanders and lizardmen

I'm going to convert those violent barbarians into cute elligant girls!

>> No.16359238
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>>16359226
I lament the fact that there's a drought in Kej butt art.

>> No.16359239

>>16359207
>plate armour itself will crumple and reduce the amount of blunt force being transferred into the body.
Ah, I see. That's valid. That point seemed to have escaped me.

But then it renders the whole discussion moot since it has good protection against most melee weaponry we were talking about

>> No.16359240

>>16359194
>>16359195
>>16359236
Cut it out.

>> No.16359243

>>16359240
Yes, longswords can cut.

>> No.16359244

>>16359240
Smash it out.

>> No.16359248

>>16359239
The issue with crumpled armor, though, is that now it's pressing against a bruise whenever you breathe or move.

It makes things difficult while a sword will leave just a nasty scratch.



Granted, all of this is irrelevant in the face of the superior two handed weapons.

>> No.16359252

>>16359240
Report and ignore.

>> No.16359254

>>16359239
My point is entirely that plate armour is/was so good that you don't even need a shield if you're wearing it. Which now makes using longswords, two-handed swords, and polearms a lot more viable. This is also historically observable.

>> No.16359256

>>16359236
>arguing about completely unrelated nonsense
>wasting images

>> No.16359262

>>16359256
>Feels the need to announce it right when it was ending

Thank you.

>> No.16359267

>>16359236
>So first you had just a mace, then suddenly you have a shield too, and now you have a dagger?
Yeah, I'm educating you on all the kinds of ways you can efficiently defeat an armored enemy that doesn't involve a sword, as I said many posts ago, because I've already proved my point with blunt weapons doing what swords can't.

>And here I was giving you the benefit of both people having no armor
>pulled that shield out of fucking nowhere
The initial point included armor and shields from the start dude.

>Pommel works fine then. It's a blunt weapon
Yeah, BLUNT weapon. Not a blade.

>Blunt weapons can stab through crevices in the armor
Okay now you're the one who's trying to argue to win.

>not to reach some sort of consensus
I could reach a consensus, had the post that started all this not been a shitpost towards maces and shields as if swords were the second coming of Christ.

>A blacksmith ripped you off
The point was that you'd spend more money on it over time either way, regardless of price.

>to the point we're getting in this argument in the first place?
Because you decided to treat it like an argument, honestly.

>> No.16359272

>>16359267
Fuck off

>> No.16359273

>>16359254
It's partially because they got so good at armor making that you could wear better armor that weighed less.

THIS is when mobility and reach came into play when folks started using two handed axe-bladed weapons on foot.

You could dictate range, block with the haft, and cut through flesh/break armor.


A secondary weapon would be a hammer for armored folks and a knife if you got into a grapple

>> No.16359276

>>16359267
>>16359273
Take a hint and fuck off you insufferable faggots.

>> No.16359282
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16359282

Dick is the only weapon that matters.

>> No.16359284

>>16359226
I wonder how much shampoo she needs for all that hair

>> No.16359290

>>16359284
Like 3 shampoo.

>> No.16359292

>>16359282
But I want to explain to a dragon why swords are shit and she should trade out that magic sword in her hoard for a hammer.

>> No.16359299

>>16359292
She'll say that you're a filthy son of a tanuki trying to fool her into giving away her hoard.

>> No.16359316

>>16359282
why is the goat bullying the smaller goat?

>> No.16359327

>>16359316
The corrupt always bullies the pure

>> No.16359331

>>16359292
>can turn armor-clad warriors into piles of ash where they stand
>using a hammer
????

>> No.16359335

>>16359292
Hammers are cool tb.h, can smash shit with it.

Gud trade

>> No.16359365

>>16358972
So I understand that people have a right to be wrong and stuff, but let me learn you some facts. The mace, and all weapons in the mace family, are irreplaceable. Do you understand how ubiquitous the rock-on-stick weapon type is? How reliable it is in comparison to blades that dull, bounce off of armor, or hit on the flat? Can you comprehend that there are factually more things in existence that are easier to smash than to cut?

Lets do a test. Look around your room, right now. Are you sitting in a chair with legs? Those four legs can but some shit up if a burglar came in and attacked you right now. You've probably got a table for your computer, too. A table with legs means four more potential furnature-part weapons. Swords don't appear from the natural environment to aid you in time of need, but your mace friend is all around you.

I could go on to explain how the axe is more ergonomically designed for a chop than a sword, which typically requires training in draw cuts to actually ever be useful. I could go all day, really, but I think you need to reevaluate your idea if what a useful and reliable weapon really looks like,

>> No.16359380
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16359380

>>16356128
Man that Thicubus on the left is my favorite.

>> No.16359388

>>16359380
I want to support of all them! They all did great jobs!

>> No.16359401

>>16359299
No, I'm instructing her on proper weapon ownership.

>>16359331
If she isn't going to use it then why does she have it.

>> No.16359406

>>16359401
It's for her hoard, and swords looks way cooler than maces, especially magic ones.

>> No.16359417

All this talk about weapons makes me want to see Polish Hussar Centaurs removing devil bug Turk Janissaries from Viennese premises

>> No.16359427

>>16359401
Demon silver swords are for non-lethal violence. The silver doesn't work quite as well if you're smashing.

For everything else, there's Fire & Claws.™

>> No.16359452

>>16359417
Winged Hussar*

>> No.16359469
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16359469

Remember to keep your Kikimora entertained!

>> No.16359476

>>16359469
I'm going to doskoi her first!

>> No.16359485

>>16359476
>doskoi
What?

>> No.16359486

>>16359469
Can't I just have her clean my room for me? Isn't that fun enough?

>> No.16359487

>>16359406
She owns a weapon because it looks cool?

That's stupid

>>16359427
But why is she making weapons out of silver anyway?

>> No.16359493

>>16359487
You don't know what a hoard or collection is?

>> No.16359497

>>16359485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3aLDoM140

>> No.16359499

>>16359476
"Doskoi" means "[with] a board" in Russian. As in "hit her with a board". That's kinda rude.

>> No.16359500

>>16359487
>But why is she making weapons out of silver anyway?
Demon realm silver.

>> No.16359509

>>16359486
Of course! She's done it all. And all the chores. She's bored now, she sees you aren't on your computer or playing video games. So she wants to play a game from her childhood.

Won't you do that with her?

>> No.16359540

>>16359509
How about hide and seek
>Anon doesn't know she has a Ghillie suit, and it's somehow clean even after she hides in the forest

>> No.16359569

I'm not so comfortable with the idea of vampire blood sucking. But I'd give anything for a mosquito girl to numb my bite area then stick her proboscis into me, sucking my blood.

>> No.16359577

>>16359509
Does she think I'm younger than I actually am?

>> No.16359582

>>16353320
That would be inadvisable.

>> No.16359586
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>>16359406
>Swords are cooler than maces
Say that to my face faggot not in the baby swamp and see what happens.

>> No.16359587

>>16359569
I'm the contrary. I wouldn't mind a vampire sucking me, but would give a mosquite a well given and powerful slap.

>> No.16359592

>>16359577
No, why would she? She just wants to play Patty cake. Why wouldn't you want to play such a sweet innocent game with such a sweet innocent girl? I hear shoggoths really like playing it aswell. Especially with Kikimoras.

>> No.16359593

>>16358126
This pic made me realize how lewd the yeti's clothes are.

>> No.16359599

>>16359586
I've beaten him and killed his waifu along with all the babies with a sword. Try it again later.

>> No.16359601

>>16359587
But anon, vampire bites are dangerous, somewhat disgusting, painful and leave a bad bite that can get infected!

Mosquito girls are gentle, considerate, clean and due to the numbing agent, it doesn't even hurt!

>> No.16359604

>>16359592
..I'm scared. Was there a shotafication potion in my drink?

>> No.16359610

>>16359604
Don't fight it. Let it happen, it's only temporary.

>> No.16359619

>>16359593
The best hugs require maximum skin contact.

>> No.16359620
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>>16358262
>bloodbag
I'll turn those titties of hers into milkbags as an act of retaliation.

>> No.16359621

>>16359601
I hate insects and she looks disgusting, not even a mature vamp bug would get near me without getting a slap that leaves her dizzy. At least the vampire is cute.
Though it would be quite hard to convince me.

>> No.16359637
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16359637

>You will never take your Vampsquito to an Undead Kingdom bash
>You will never see her nonchalantly walk up to a group of chatting Vampires just to get some snacks from the table behind them
>She will never wonder what she did to gain stink-eye from a group of busty bloodsucking cadavers while sitting on your lap

>> No.16359639

>>16359610
Has she at least drunken Hathor milk?

>> No.16359650
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>>16359637
>nonchalantly walk up to
And here I never accounted for the fact that they could also just fly. My bad.

>> No.16359651

>>16359639
Of course. You can't be a motherly figure without Hathor milk.

>> No.16359652

>>16358803
Shit we had to do that here in florida.

>> No.16359656

>>16359651
Well okay I accept this and anything that comes with it?

>> No.16359662

>>16359650
-50dkp

>> No.16359683

>>16359650
Thank god she didn't fly. I would annoy everyone in the room, not just the vampires.

>> No.16359691

>>16359656
Just be prepared for a lot of sleeping on her lap while she strokes your head and sings you lullabies

Ywn receive this by a motherly monster girl

It actually hurts

>> No.16359702

>>16359683
>not wanting your waifu to unintentionally saltmine Vampires

>> No.16359711

>>16359691
We'll all get that monster girl.

Even if it doesn't make sense for her species.

>> No.16359719

>>16359711
I don't care if being motherly doesn't fit a dragon's personality! I'll have it!

>> No.16359723

>>16359702
She would saltmine me too. I fucking hate that buzzing noise. I swear to god if I had a Beelze and Vampsquito neightboors I would rape and fill them so hard they wouldn't be able to fly anymore.
No, I would not take resposibility.

>> No.16359726

>>16359637
I just want to pump one full of healthy young Vamp Mosquitoes

>> No.16359758

>>16359469
As someone raised on Disney, it pains me to know that I'll never 'play patty-cake' with a Kiki

>> No.16359776

>>16359758
Settle down, Mr. Rabbit

>> No.16359794

>>16359776
You don't understand. She's the light of my life.

The apple in my eye.

The cream in my pie

>> No.16359797

I want to tell a Lich doctor that that's her leg.

>> No.16359814
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16359814

What if, a leanan sidhe that specializes in EDM?

>> No.16359820

>>16359814
collab with local Raiju producer

>> No.16359848

Which monster girl would create the largest gap moe by liking EDM?

>> No.16359854

>>16359848
Sony Pictures please go.

Oh god EMG live action movie by Sony. The horror.

>> No.16359863

I hope to see some of you anons at the Ryu temple on Sunday! Worship is going to be a blast! Remember to bring offerings!

>> No.16359877

>>16359863
>not the temple of Eros
Do you even worship?

>> No.16359879

>>16359854
Normie invasion soon, Stalker

>> No.16359887

>>16359854
>>16359879
Don't even joke about it

>> No.16359888

>>16359877
Thats ok anon. You can worship at the Eros temple. Although you're free to stop by the Ryu temple anytime and offer your worship and gifts!

>> No.16359892

>>16359863
>Worshiping false idols

Look at this heathen!

>> No.16359894

>>16359879
No, no one would sink that low.
>>16359887
Have you ever kind of wanted something because of how horrible it is?

>> No.16359906
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16359906

>>16359863
>>16359877
>>16359892
>>16359888
>This level of idolatry

>> No.16359911

>>16359906
>Illias

Another false idol.

>> No.16359915

>>16359892
Please don't call the Divine Ryu that. She gives us rain and life. Please be more respectful.

>> No.16359918

>>16359887
It wouldn't be the only fanbase infiltrated by the Eternal Normie

>> No.16359920

>>16359906
What's going on in this image? I can barely read it.

>> No.16359922

>>16359915
She is not a god, merely a very powerful being.

I can respect her but I cannot and will not worship her.

>> No.16359931

>>16359888
Replace "worship" with "gratitude" and I might stop by.

>> No.16359942

>>16359922
Of course she's a God! And worshipping her is fantastic.

Blessings of water will be bistowed upon your land and crops when you give your faith and heart to the Ryu. Worship her and pray to her. Give her offerings and she will return it with faith, life and water.

>> No.16359945

>>16359942
You know what also brings water?

Wizards.

And I don't have to worship wizards.

>> No.16359946

>>16359931
Oh please do. You can call it what ever you want just aslong as you come and give your respect. You'll love it! I guarantee you.

>> No.16359950

>>16359942
Meh, you're giving her too much credit. I would befriend one though if she forgives me for all the teasing.

>> No.16359953
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16359953

>>16359911
This is true. There is only the Alpha and the Omega.

>> No.16359959

>>16359945
You don't understand. You are ignorant and you turn your face away from the holiness of the Ryu. Water isn't just the flowing liquid you see in streams. Water is the life essence, it IS life. Without it, the land turns grey and dusty. The land is infertile. Water represents fertility.

And the Ryu is the provider and the controller!

A wizards water is never blessed, a wizards water is merely a copy, a replica.

>> No.16359960

>>16359953
Deus Vult!

>> No.16359969

>>16359950
You can't befriend something you don't respect or care about.

>> No.16359970

Pudge

Dragons

>> No.16359985

>>16359970
It's not pudge! She just...ate one too many cakes.

>> No.16359987

>>16359969
But I do respect amd care about them. Ryus are cool and can do some very fancy things, but they aren't as mighty and high as you say.
Instead of being just a random crazy worshipper, I would be her friend.

>> No.16359989

>>16359970
Yes, they are soft, squishy, and looking for servants to serve them because they are lazy.

What about it?
I would not abuse her trust in me, totally.

>> No.16359992

>>16359970
Are for rough exercising until she is normal again.

>> No.16360002

>>16359985
would a dragon ate a cake baked by husbando no matter how burn out it ends?

>> No.16360004

If Automatons are monstergirls I guess this can be posted here, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmbEdS7JXY

>> No.16360006
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16360006

Super super early WIP for our comfy shoggy before I go to work. Tear it apart so I can make it better when I get back!

There's a reason I'm in training
If anyone has a complete retards guide to drawing hands that'd be appreciated

>> No.16360007

>>16359987
>they're not as high and mighty as you say they are

Wrong! Don't underestimate the provider of aqua! They are to be worshipped and respected! They give us water in EXCHANGE for worship! Not some petty "I'd fuck you and all and then leave you for another MG"

You disgust me. You dare speak such toxic words?!

>> No.16360008

>Ice fucking everywhere
Jesus fuck, a Yuki Onna or twenty must really want me to not doodle that damned grapesnake. What did I ever do to them?

>> No.16360010

>>16360006
Good work anon! Im loving the sweater. And the thong is really doing it for me.

>> No.16360014

>>16360006
Cute!

>> No.16360015

>>16360006
Coming along nicely.
>Tear it apart so I can make it better when I get back!
I'm capable of pointing out what looks wrong, but I lack the know-how regarding how to fix it. Maybe a lurking drawfag could help.

>> No.16360016

>>16360008
She's trying to protect you from false waifus. Clearly she thinks you can do better than some hedonistic purple snek with a corruption fetish. Why not draw a good girl like a yeti or succubutt?

>> No.16360017

>>16359586
I killed his ass with my bare hands and a shitton of parries.
Squidhead should just go find a Flayer to help him forget his beating.

>> No.16360020

>>16360007
They are still monsters you know? You have to give them a good, lovable fucking when they need and teasing comes with it. I don't think you know how to properly treat a monster like her, Anon.
I can see Ryus being creeped out and having their maids get rid of you.

>> No.16360021

>>16360007
See this is why Ryus drink. Their fans are a bit too fanatical.

>> No.16360024

>>16359970
FRESH MEAT

>> No.16360026
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16360026

Yandere Oni

>> No.16360031

>>16360016
Because I already have a base doodle for the snake, but it's gotten too damned cold to draw. Last night it was 9 degrees Fahrenheit and my blankets had ICE ALL OVER THEM. My boots were even frozen to the floor.
Shit, even my 2ds had ice on it! It's like some icecream lactating snow hag got pissed at me bying Conquest instead of Birthright!

>> No.16360033

>>16360006
It looks nice. If you're really interested in getting gud at drawfagging I'd say get up with some of the more experienced drawfags in a discord or something so you can get some advice

>> No.16360035

>>16360020
>>16360021
Stop! Don't continue speaking! Get off my monitor!

You bring sadness!

>> No.16360037

>>16359970
>>16359989
Why are they so perfect?

>> No.16360039

>>16360015
Nah just point out what's wrong. It's my job to learn what to do to fix it!

>> No.16360042

>>16360033
Avoid .less' advice as well.

>> No.16360053

>>16360037
Because they are still haughty but can be tricked a little bit to either lighten them up or get them heavier depending on your tastes.

Also, they're very cuddly

>> No.16360060
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16360060

>>16360026
Why would such a stronk girl need to be yandere?
>>16360039
Really the only issue I can find with the image is that the facial proportions need adjusting.

>> No.16360062

Which monster has the softest bum?

>> No.16360067

>>16360020
>I can see Ryus being creeped out and having their maids get rid of you.

Jeez man that was pretty mean.

>> No.16360070

>>16360062
Looking for overall softness? I'd say Anubis. They call them Anubutts for a reason.

>> No.16360073

>>16360062
Scylla's, Wights, and Dragon Zombies.

>> No.16360074

>>16360035
Comforting a Ryu after she sees you must be nice. She would be so scared and cuddly it would be cute. She would probably be yearning to be treated as a woman and for some relaxing moments.

>> No.16360077

>>16360060
>Why would such a stronk girl need to be yandere?
Too many whores around her loved one.

>> No.16360079

>>16360070
Wasn't it because of anal sex and not their butt's softness?

>> No.16360085

>>16360073
>ZD
Practically cheating.

>> No.16360087

>>16359942
She might bring water but jesus gave us wine. Christians: 1 Ryu: 0
checkmate atheists

>> No.16360092

>>16360074
I bet you don't even love her like I do! You probably love another girl!

You say toxic words that bring tears.

>> No.16360095

>>16360087
I'd rather worship Odin seeing as he's a badass, will hook me up with a Valkyrie, and I can grind and pk forever and ever in his afterlife.

>> No.16360101

>>16360087
Can wine grow a plant? No. Although I don't think it can

Checkmate Christians

>> No.16360102
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16360102

>>16360085
Zambie Dragons may very well steal the Jabberwocks position as the softest Dragon.

>> No.16360109

>>16360102
The Myons of the Dragon family, eh? Fitting that they're undead.

>> No.16360126

>>16360067
I mean, imagine a Ryu just chilling in her shrine, watching as time goes by and drinking tea when suddenly a guy just comes out of nowhere and starts screaming that she is a goddess and everyone who disagrees is disgusting.
Ryus are gentle creatures, so she would probably try to talk with him, but his reactions would probably make her a bit scared and cause a commotion in the shrine making the people who are sightseeing or donating go away.
This would lead to the Hehehebis removing him, possibly throwing him to a squishyflayer.

>>16360092
Who knows? I like them quite a bit.

>> No.16360129

>>16360126
So they'd remove kebab?

>> No.16360136

>>16360102
Undead dragons are top tier. Them and Ryu are the only really decent dragons, to me.

>> No.16360145

>>16360101
Excessive rain can do more damage than a lack of rain. Dumb drag-on probably has trouble with turning rain off and just diverts the majority of it to India and being THE cause of monsoons in your lagoons.

>> No.16360146

>>16360126
>reactions would probably make her a bit scared

I disagree! I would be honoured with even the chance to see her gracefulness! I would be on both knees worshipping her and she would respect that! If I'm lucky I can become her legendary husband she is so long yearning for!

>Who knows? I like them quite a bit.

Lies! You don't! You just assume the Divine Ryu is some run of the mill girl who is freaked out by "perverts". But this is not true. Worshippers don't freak the Ryu out! She takes the offerings we leave at the sacred pond! So she must love us!

>> No.16360147

>>16360102
Yep, ZDs are the softest dragons while vanillas are the fitest.

Though I would say that Wocks still have the best onee-san tittle.

>> No.16360148

>>16360024
Still waiting on that Butcher story.

>> No.16360151

>>16360147
Which Dragon makes best Aunty though?

My vote's for Wurm.

>> No.16360155

>>16360151
Considering she got the sugar mommy title, Otohime.

>> No.16360160

>>16360126
>squishyflayer

This would probably be my fear. Being wiped and "fixed" by a flayer. It sounds ok but think about it for a second. Being in a situation where you're chained up and being mindwiped. All your memories and your personality. Gone.

Hell even this guy >>16360146 wouldn't want to forget his "goddess"

>> No.16360162

>>16360155
That's more of a "I'm so lonely I have to use my money to find a hubby for me" dragon.

>> No.16360166

>>16360160
Just give in and accept Squishface and having your old self renewed.

>> No.16360168

>>16360166
No. I wouldn't want to forget my waifu. If there is any monstergirl I hate. It's mindflayers. They're legitimately psychologically scary.

>> No.16360172

>>16360145
Ryus need quite a lot of dicking if she wants to make it rain for a long time so I doubt that would be a problem.

>>16360146
So instead of approaching her like a normal person and just thanking her for the rain, you would jump on her and get on your knees, grumbling about a bunch of crazy stuff?

>she would respect that
Did you know that respect based out of fear isn't a nice thing? You are abusing her gentle disposition and forcing yourself on her with your crazy bullshit instead of doing it like a normal person.
Hell, I'm kinda scared about what kinds of things you offer to her. You called yourself "pervert" so she probably throws it away.

>> No.16360176

>>16360168
They also fit Sam's theme from MGR to a T.

>> No.16360180

>>16360168
I know. Maybe sending him to a mindflayer is kinda harsh.

I would love to hug a squishy with no flaying involved though, so fucking cute.

>> No.16360182

>>16360168
Your mind can be tinkered with, but the heart cannot. A strong enough love can withstand any force.

>> No.16360183

>>16360162
No otohimes are more of that 'fufufufufufu' type in public while in bed shes more of a nervous virgin who is trying to be a dom.

Man i am a huge dragon slut.

>> No.16360184
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16360184

Behold, a birb with big tits.

>> No.16360185

>>16360180
I want to sell Flaylings for $.25 each.

>> No.16360187

>>16360185
Give me ten.

>> No.16360190

>>16360183
I still stand by my Wurm vote since I see most Aunts as bumbling, simple, and cheerful.
Or, at least all my aunts were like that.

>> No.16360194

>>16360185
>>16360187
You fucking tanuki you know I can't resist.

>> No.16360197

>>16360187
You get a 50% discount if you buy twenty or more.

>> No.16360198

>>16360172
Again you are wrong!

Ryus are gentle, yes, so they would like worship. I'm not forcing myself on her. You are! Saying she would cuddle you and such. You're the creep! You don't respect her holiness!

>the kinds of things you offer to her

You, a none-believer, think you can come here and tell me she wouldn't like me? Digusting. I would offer her all my love and attention! I'd do anything for her unlike you!

>she probably throws it away

How dare you. You've proven yourself a fraud now. Showing your true colours. I bet she loves her gifts of various Jewelery, sweet treats, frankincense and much more!

>crazy stuff

This is but truth said by the Ryu herself!

>> No.16360200

>>16360197
You really are a tanuki goddamnit give me the stock.

>> No.16360202

>>16360184
I want to do things to that bird.

>> No.16360206

>>16360184
How does she fly?

>> No.16360208

>>16360200
For every 100 you get a shiny Flayer, which is mainly black with some purple, with perfect IVs and personality of your choosing.

>> No.16360212

>>16360206
Those tits are really just dacs full of gas to aid in reducing weight.

>> No.16360215

>>16360208
Stop this right now, Anon. Attacking another anon's weakspots for those adorable things is horrible.
And so is leaving little squoshers alone. Give me 300 already so I can start naming each one of them.

>> No.16360220

>>16360208
>>16360215
That's a lot of daughterus.

>> No.16360224

>>16360206
Only after she's finished using a Holstaurs milking machine.

>> No.16360226

>>16360215
Buy 1000 and I'll throw in one of the following:
Shiny Wurm
Shiny Wock
Shiny Demon
Shiny Lilim
Shiny Anubis
All for no extra cost.

>> No.16360238

>>16360208
>Flayling gatcha

>> No.16360239
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>>16360220
I don't even know anymore. I want pic realated but with little flayers instead. God that would be heaven.

>>16360226
I'm not really interested in another species, but that fucking shiny lilim is calling for me. Rest in squish my money because god I want them little things.

>> No.16360256
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16360256

How classy do you like your vamps?

>> No.16360257

>>16360239
And then you learn they are really Wurms in disguise.

>> No.16360258

>>16359593
When your body is a space heater you don't need much to survive in winter, a fluffy bikini is plenty for a Yeti

>> No.16360266

>>16360256
That classy. I was actually adding cards to a bloody mary deck before you posted that, get out of my head.

>> No.16360267

>>16360198
I said she would be cuddly, not that she would cuddle with me. But if you say that she is going to do it, then I'm going to accept her with open arms and a big, warm smile.

All of your love and attention would probably make the poor girl stressed. She would even be able to do a slither or accept an offering from someone else without you snapping like that.
Think about it, if I went to donate to her and you were nearby you are probably going to chase after me, aren't you?

Also, I don't even want to know what those "sweet treats and much more" are. Those jeweleries and oil are really shaddy too.

>> No.16360273

>I want to fall in love with the perfect waifu
>I want to live a happy and idyllic life then eventually discover the wars and conquests along the borders
>I want to feel sick as I listen to stories about rape, corruption, and enslavement
>Refuse to believe that it's "all for the greater good" or that it's "only to win the war"
>I want to tearfully break up with my waifu, even though I know she would do none of these things
>I want to explain to her that I can't support these terrible crimes, even if it's only by loving her

>> No.16360275

>>16360257
That actually made me a bit sad. What the fuck?

>> No.16360277

>>16360256
homeless and willing to do anything for blood

>> No.16360279

>>16360266
i am more of a dirty forte fag, blood is too expensive

>> No.16360285
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>>16360256
Here come heels.

>> No.16360297
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>>16360039
Face and eyes are uneven, I think giving her a blush would add a bit the eroticism. The neck is pretty thick, make it a bit thinner, the fingers are kinds of messed up, I can't tell if she's making space in her breasts for a paizuri invitation or just resting her hands on her breasts. Personal issue of mine is the shoulders are kind of broad and don't look that sexy in my opinion. Also, adding a thigh gap may increase sexiness as well. Also try to chicken scratch too much. I like that monster you got going in the back there.

>> No.16360299

>>16360079
They all probably have nice rears too, to go with being buttsluts. Even the lolis, especially them.

>> No.16360301

>>16360297
He might need to shorten that torso just a tad as well I feel.

>> No.16360304

>>16360042
>Hating on .less
>Current year
To his credit, at least he's not drawing dicks on girls for Bob anymore. That one Hellsune image he did is kind of ugly, though, from a lighting standpoint.

>> No.16360306
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>>16360279
I'm a swordfag usually but I have all the cards I need for that so I'm making a side deck.

>> No.16360307
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16360307

Why are red dragons the best kind of dragons?

>> No.16360309

>>16360256
Very classy

And very busty.

>> No.16360310

>>16360285
Reminds me of Satsuki from KLK
I may have to revisit my opinion on blood suckers

>> No.16360312

>>16360304
His faces went to shit when he listened to /ic/. Nothing he's done recently looks any good compared to his old stuff.

>> No.16360315

>>16360267
You tell me to treat her like a "Monster girl" and I do! Then you tell me I'm a creep?!

I'm starting to feel like you deliberately hate me! And are trying to sabotage me and the Ryu's relationship!

>Think about it, if I went to donate to her and you were nearby you are probably going to chase after me, aren't you

Because you would donate something in an attempt to sabotage! I smother he run love and I'm bad yet you do it and you're good? Evil you are! Evil!

>Also, I don't even want to know what those "sweet treats and much more" are. Those jeweleries and oil are really shaddy too.

The sweet treats I make myself! The jewellery I pick out the ones that are most worthy to fit a Ryu'a beauty! And the oils are to help massage her scales! I'm not shady like YOU!

I'm treating her how you said I should and you tell me I'm doing it wrong! You said donating was freaky and yet you donate! You want to give her cuddles and love (which you shall never do!) but yet I do and I'm the creep?!

You are exposed! Give up your attempts to upset me! They're only working slightly!

>> No.16360320

>>16360306
care to say the three girls here? all look from blood/dragoncraft for the horns and ears

>> No.16360323

>>16360315
It's been a couple of hours. I'm probably the most tolerant person here and this has stopped being funny. Enough for today.

>> No.16360329

>>16360323
You may have been joking. But don't ever take love for a Ryu and speak slander of somebody who loves her. That isn't a joke.

>> No.16360334

>>16360329
Joke* not take

>> No.16360335

>>16360310
>Bloodsucker walks in, making a point to do a Kiryuuin Satsuki heel click
>Wings are fully extended
>You're just sitting there with a raging boner and profusely sweating
> [ CHARISMA BREAK ]
"W-What? I only wore these because you wanted me to Bloo-- ... Darling."
>Covers her naked front with her wings, she's in crotchless garters and dem heels
"Well? Aren't you going to stick your dick in me and drive me absolutely crazy?"
>Kabe-DON her, easily dwarfing the Vampire
>God you love your anniveraries
>Fuck her like a beast against that wall, all night long

>> No.16360338

>>16360335
>No "pigs in human clothing" spiel
Still want. Jinkos can't wear heels.

>> No.16360342

>>16360329
I'm not whoever you have been playing with. I just want you to stop.

>> No.16360343

>>16360335
What a shitty vampire not imposing herself.

>> No.16360345

>>16360342
Sure thing

>> No.16360352

>>16360307
Because they're haughty and tsundere? Which makes them top tier.

>> No.16360356

>>16360345
Thank you. I hope you meet your Ryu waifu/goddess one day.

>> No.16360358

You guys can have your crazy Jabberwock onee-sans, your haughty vanilla Dragons, your tomboy Wyverns, etc...

I just want a take care of a Dragon Zombie and make up for her sexless life
I won't even sell her hoard despite her not caring about it anymore

>> No.16360363

>>16360356
How nice of you. And to your waifu aswell.

>> No.16360365

>>16360358
That's nice. And a very noble goal.

>> No.16360382

>>16360358
But anon, would you be able to handle her kissing you all over during sex? She might even cry because she's so happy that she's not alone anymore.

>> No.16360386

>>16360315
What? I'm saying that you should treat her like a monster girl, and you are still treating her just like a goddess. There are relationships like that, yes, but yours clearly ain't one. The Ryu here is being victim of a fanatic worshipper who's forcing himself on her. YOU are forcing yourself on the poor girl.

I mean, look at it. The beggining posts you are forcing people around to treat her as a mighty and powerful goddess. You yourself agreed that she was a gentle and kind being so do you really think she wants someone going around forcing her religion on people's throats? Hell no. You don't even know what she wants yet you keep going on and on.

And how am I shady for approaching a Ryu like a normal person? To walk up to her, greet her and maybe give her some money for granting us rain? Maybe your donations aren't creepy at all, but you make them look so by acting towards like your "goddess" like that.


Just walk up to her, say hello and don't start screaming how awesome she is. Treat her like a person and don't shove the goddess business in her face. It's okay to thank her, but at least do it normally.

>> No.16360397

You will never get to see a fight between a lizardwoman knight and a salamander samurai

>> No.16360415
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So what stories are you waiting for?

>> No.16360418
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>>16360365
Thank you

>>16360382
>But anon, would you be able to handle her kissing you all over during sex?
I'd have to get used to it but yes
>Spoiler
If I made her cry, I'd cry too

>>16360397
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

>> No.16360419

>>16360335
Would she have Satsuki's body type though? This is very important.
I wouldn't mind fucking a Lilim with her body type and personality though.

>> No.16360423

>>16360397
I would end up in a tie.

>> No.16360431

>>16360415
I want more lactation stuff, a Man Made update, and some Automaton and Undead stuff.

>> No.16360437

>>16360431
lactating lizard

>> No.16360438

>>16360386
Here anon. >>16360342

Let's just agree that Ryus are amazing. Whether we want to worship one whole loving her or just something else. That's down to interpretation. If you want a Ryu how you want her. Then that's fine. It's just not polite to say mean stuff like you did before. It can really pull at a few heart strings.

>> No.16360452

>>16360419
Would Satsuki be a Lilim?

>> No.16360457

Do you want to know what's great about dragons? It's that it doesn't matter how you look. Or how much money you earn. Or how intelligent you are. Or even how you fuck. They'll always love you for you and you'll always be their precious treasure.

Such a mighty proud creature being so loving and affectionate is amazing.

>> No.16360458
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>>16360437
Massive tittied, lactating Lizardman cake struggling to to put her breastplate on decides to get her young humanboy apprentice to help drain her breasts.
That'd be nice to read.

>> No.16360469

>>16360452
Well what else would she be?
I want her to pin me down and rape me senseless so the last thing I see before passing out is that glorious ass bouncing up and down.

>> No.16360470

>>16360458
Good lord how can she suppress those things?

>> No.16360474

>>16360320
Bloody Mary, Dire Bond, Beast Dominator.

All bloodcraft.

>> No.16360477

>>16360415
More scalebound.
I am also waiting for the fallen brides update

>> No.16360479

>>16360438
Okay. Ryus are cuties.

Sorry Anon for hurting your heart and saying how you should love your Ryu. We are different persons, so of course we would have different ways of showing love.
I bet your Ryu gets very excited to see how much you care for her, and she loves you more everytime you do so.

>> No.16360482

>>16360479
I bet yours loves it when you treat her like a real girl!

>> No.16360486

>>16360469
Kejourou or Manticore, given those are the go-to races I see Ragyou as.

>> No.16360490

>>16360469
Me too Anon.

And maybe we can cuddle afterward.

>> No.16360499

>>16360486
Neither of those is really regal enough to be Satsuki anon.

>>16360490
Married life with a Lilim version of Satsuki would be amazing. I want her to step on my chest and then sit on my face.

>> No.16360504

>>16360482
Wow. Now you are the one being rude. Saying that she likes it when I treat her as real just because she doesn't exist isn't nice.

>> No.16360506

>>16360486
>Kejourou
Nope

>> No.16360507

>>16360486
>Kejourou Satsuki

Oh yes.
>>16360499
I want her to call me a pig.

And then pat my head and say I'm cute for a pig.

>> No.16360509
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Behold, the best loli-Oni has received a doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/1009689/3bcf65e546/
Features facesitting, biting, and tender loving.

>> No.16360512

>>16360509
meh

>> No.16360518

>>16360509
Shuten Doji?
More like Shuten Cutie!

>> No.16360526

>>16360506
Rainbow hair kejourou tho

>> No.16360537
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>MGC Police observing 4chan

>> No.16360541

>>16360509
Please anon, I've just fapped.

>> No.16360554

>>16360419
>>16360499
>>16360469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM

>Facing off against Satsuki-Lilim
>You're one of the Reforged, wearing a divine suit of armor and wielding a sword carved from the Heavenly Spires themselves, or so the Chief Goddess claimed
>Hear that fucking heel click
>PIG IN GOD'S ARMOR speech
"Any last words, Pig?"
>'You're going to have to pry my cold, lifeless body out of this armor'
>She smiles at you, her robes disappearing into a facsimile of Junketsu, barely covering her womanhood and breasts from view
>Draws her demon realm silver katana, shining red like blood or manna
"When I get you out of there, you'll be anything but."
>You're both charging at each other, the speed of a falling star propelling you together
>Each parry or riposte is accompanied by a shockwave of manna and the sound of thunder
>Get a good grab on her and attempt to throw her over your shoulder one-armed
>She just spreads her wings and uprights herself in mid-air, letting out a laugh as she turns to you, her eyes glowing with power
>Her pupils are in the vague shape of hearts
"I believe I've registered a hit. Maybe perhaps you're worth making into my husband after all, Pig!"
>You redouble your efforts, as does she
>The more and more you get into the thrill of the fight with her, the more and more you realize your own growing arousal, both of your libidos reaching a dangerous meridian
>End up on your knees with your sword to her throat, her Bakuzan pointed at your neck
"It's my victory."
>Slashes your cheek, your manna leaking out and quickly corrupting
>You're both drenched in sweat and you've noticed her carnal crest is practically throbbing above where her uterus would be
>Tears through your armor like papier-meche
>...
>Wake up from having blacked out, her muscular ass bouncing on top of you like a bucking bronco
>Her tail's wrapped around your midriff, her eyes looking down at you as she milks another orgasm from you
>Even with your enhanced body, you can tell the ravages of her sex will leave you sore and bruised in the morning
>The final cataclysmic orgasm comes when her wings fully spread and she slams down onto your pelvis, her vagina seeming to melt into roiling hot pleasure
>Dismounting you, she puts one of her heels on your chest, her chest heaving, face flushed
"You're mine now, Pig. Never forget that."

>> No.16360555

>>16360206
Looking at her headfeathers i'd say she runs instead, which has to be a sight to behold.

>> No.16360564

>>16360554
Yes. YES.

>> No.16360584

>>16360554
Satsuki truly is the best girl.

>> No.16360608

>>16360537
So do we get arrested then flayer'd?

>> No.16360625

>>16360457
Anubi are the same! I hope.

>> No.16360638

>>16360608
Probably thrown into the Oni drunk tank

>> No.16360643

>>16360554
>tfw you will never be a member of the Order's elite Stormcasts, fighting off powerful monster girls, and inadvertently making them fall for you

>> No.16360647
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>>16360643
>Spoiler
AESTHETIC

>> No.16360665

>>16360643
>>16360647
>you'll never have a loving and motherly Stormcast Oneechan who will care and protect you from Greenskins, Chaos, and Undead.

>> No.16360670

>>16360665
But I want berserker oneechan to come home, demand a beer from me, and ride my pelvis till its dust and clutching me to her chest afterwards.

>> No.16360672
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Does your waifu have a spot she likes to be touched? Maybe belly rubs? Back scratches?

>> No.16360694

>>16360672
Paw pads, paw fluff
>>16358126

>> No.16360699

>>16360670
>berserker oneechan
>not slaaneshi oneechan, whose into the really kinky stuff like handholding, to bring the NOISE in bed

>> No.16360705

>>16360672
Paw pads, behind the ears, and on her belly specifically on her runes

>> No.16360706

>>16360670
That is also nice,

>(Somehow a female orc happens) and you'll never go hunting giant monster with during the day, then at night she milks you dry.

>> No.16360710

>>16360699
But slaaneshi-oneechan does weird things.
Some times she's got big tits, other times she's got a large rear.

Some times she's got both, neither, both in the extreme and that doesn't even BEGIN to cover when she changes up her diet.

>> No.16360715

>>16360672
I like to come up behind my waifu while she working, and place my hands on her hips. Then I squeeze until the surface tension breaks, and slip my hands softly around her core. Then I just roll the core around in my fingers, and she really likes that.

>> No.16360719
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>>16360705
Anubutt?

>> No.16360730
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>>16360710
better than tzeench-nee and her convoluted plans. it always starts with some mundane task like going to the store to get milk and somehow ends with you balls deep in her while she yells "just as planned!" as she ahegaos

>> No.16360731

>>16360719
Correct! She loves it when we're just sitting together on the couch at the end of the day or something, and I start to play with her paw pads. She works on her feet for most of the day, so she enjoys the attention I give them if they're sore. The other two spots should be self-explanatory.

>> No.16360732

>>16360706
That'd be good, all though you would need to keep an eye out for if she does too much fighting.
she could go from simply being tall to a nine-foot tall giant of muscle and scars.

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>>16360731
I bet Anubis have the softest paw pads.

>> No.16360743

>>16360672
The underside of her tail and her light abs. I personaly love kissing her neck and playing with her scaly ear fin things too.

>> No.16360745

>>16360730
Yeah but at least you won't come home to see her bloated like a pig because this weeks test of 'excess' is food.

>> No.16360748

This isn't /tg/, fuck off.

>> No.16360750

>>16360732
even better

>> No.16360756

>>16360750
Well yeah but can you honestly tell her she's cute?

She's got far too much muscle and doesn't even fit that dress you bought her years ago.

All she seems to wear now adays is her armor.

>> No.16360757

>>16360740
Anything less than the softest would be a travesty! I bet most Anubi spend a lot of special creams or rubs to keep their skin and pads super soft. They probably spend a fortune on shampoos and conditions, too, considering the amount of hair/fur and the size of their tail.

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is this old news? iunno
jabber doujabber
translabbered
http://imgur.com/a/Ivgrf

>> No.16360780

>>16360778
Marvelous.

>> No.16360783

>>16360756
no matter, how she looks, no matter how many broken bones, no matter how many timesthe orc healers pacth me up and groan, she is still the women i love, she would still be my beautifully cute monster killing rape machine.

>> No.16360784

>>16360672
I want to blow raspberries on jinko tum!

>> No.16360786

>>16360778
Menacing jabber looks so cool. I want to be her minion.

>> No.16360800

>>16360783
That's good, just wait till she tells you that she's got 'sumthin' big planned'.

daughters

>> No.16360805

>>16360778
There are some duplicate pages in there.

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>>16360800
anon please, my heart cant take it.

>> No.16360818

>>16360810
Why?
Is it because she's going to be wearing a negligee made from the negligee of those dwarves she raided a month ago?

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>>16352490
>"A-Anooon, don't leave me here! Help. Me..."

>> No.16360844

>>16360810
YES its cute and metal as fuck

>> No.16360848

>>16360830
That boy needs to stop being such an Alp.

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>>16359284

Just a little bit. the catch is the shampoo they typically buy comes in much bigger containers.

>>16359238

Kej butt is always good.

>> No.16360860

>>16360830
>>16360848
Actually, isn't there an etiquette in Japan concerning people falling asleep on the train? I remember hearing that businessmen falling asleep on people and strangers just letting them do so.

>> No.16360873

>>16360860
Does it says something about snake women falling asleep on your shoulder and having to take responsibility?

>> No.16360874

>>16360818
yes

>> No.16360875

How would your waifu react to you making bad puns relating to her race?

>> No.16360879

>>16360805
nothing i can do
i just found the link to the doujin

>> No.16360881

>>16360874
Well, just get ready for passionate love making followed by the mother of all big spoons.

>> No.16360883
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>>16360875
pic related
followed by leg sweep
then rape

>> No.16360885

>>16360875
She'd make me eat crow.

>> No.16360890

>>16360875
>mg species has insecurity issues
instant rape or depression that makes monoeyes look confident

>> No.16360892

>>16360875
Pure disgust, but she would start making puns too. It would probably drag-on forever.

>> No.16360897

>>16360778
Top quality doujin and girl
It's kind of weird that he went from thinking he was going to die to enjoying himself but I guess monster girls are just that good at sex

>That face she makes when he tells her he loves her too
I want this so bad

I'm surprised that he wrote a bit of a profile for her but I enjoyed and may implement some of it in my headcanon

>>16360875
Mindbreaking rape
Actually she'd laugh and call me silly

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>>16360875
no clue, it seems that she would be pretty CHILL when dealing with this COOL customer and she will see that im no bark all FROST BITE.

>> No.16360916

>>16360778
Monstergirls establishing consent ahead of time is hot.

>> No.16360917

>>16360875
She'd give me nookie.

>> No.16360924

>>16360830
>Excuse me miss? Sorry, it's just that you were sleeping on my friend and he was getting an erection because of how pretty he thinks you are.

>> No.16360925

>>16360875
She makes even worse puns herself.

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>>16360875

Rather than bad race puns I think I'd probably opt in to use "hairy" as a verb in various situations for kicks.

I think she'd enjoy that. Probably.

>> No.16360932

>>16360875
I would get a time out in a block of ice.

>> No.16360939

>>16360924
Is it bad that I would probably enjoy tricking random people into situations with monsters if they were real?

>> No.16360942

>>16360778
A tongue is doing something very lewd in one of the last panels
I approve

>> No.16360954

>>16360875
A groan and a shake of the head.
She has the patience of a saint.

>> No.16360970

>>16360916

agreed.

>> No.16360985

>>16360431
Not to be a party pooper but I'm not certain the more competent writefaggots are into lactation.

I would a lactating Echidna or Basilisk, though.

>> No.16360994

>>16360778
Poor Cheshire

>> No.16361003

>>16360860
>tfw this actually happened when I went to Japan
>tfw my limited language skills and not wanting to be rude kept me from doing something about it
>I wish it had been some cute girl instead of a grey-haired businessman

I don't know about Japanese etiquette, but it sure is awkward as fuck

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>>16360778
>All those tongues
>Literal milking vagina
Good lord, wocks are lewd.

>> No.16361021
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Is it fucked up if you want your MG waifu to turn you into things?

Like a Witch turning you into a Cat so she could hold you in her lap?

Or so I could sit on the Alchemy Store's counter watching for shoplifters?

Maybe just an excuse for me to be lazy.

Nothing degenerate, just a regular old Artemis.

>> No.16361028

>>16361021
A small snake like that is the only sort of snake I would ever want around me. They are adorable, and not nearly as gross as normal snakes. Also, I want nothing to do with changing forms.

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>>16360875
I try to bring some life into her with my puns, but she just stares at me with a deadpan expression. I steer clear of poking fun at her collection of cutesy panties though. That would be a grave mistake.

>> No.16361032

>>16361003
I remember when I got the bus and went to sleep. I woke up with a highschool girl by my side and she had setted up some stick buildings around us.
Took a while to get up.

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How to human girls even compete?

Serious question. I can practically hear the REEEEEEEEEing of ignored females in the MGE world from here.

>> No.16361040

>>16361032
>stick buildings
what? like, popsicle stick buildings?

>> No.16361041

>>16360875
Pout and/or give me that cringe-smile even though her ears and tail are drooping. I don't care for puns anyway though, puns are lame!

>> No.16361042

>>16360778
>The auditory pleasure of being cummed inside of.

Which one of you fuckers did this?!

>> No.16361045
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!

>> No.16361055

>>16361028
>He doesn't want a giant lamia waifu

>gross
You're gross

>> No.16361061

>>16361045
tried out my new whistle, but I think it's broken

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>>16361045
Oh jeez! I-I just wanted a picture!

>> No.16361067

>>16361061
>give a young boy a dog whistle and tell him that it can make a sound if you blow hard enough
>walk off while he gets his shit raped by local wolfus

>> No.16361073

>>16361067
Guaranteed way to attract the attention of a pack of dangerous Wolf Bikers/Delinquents.

Expect 'HAAHN?!'s and being lifted up by your shirt.

>> No.16361077

>>16361021
I wouldn't mind if she kept it strictly platonic.

>> No.16361084

>>16361073
Those must be pretty big wolfus if they can lift me up by the back of my shirt.

>> No.16361085
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16361085

HEY YOU! YES, YOU!

WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS?!

>> No.16361091

>>16361085
I don't have one?

>> No.16361092

>>16361085
its in my pants next to my dick wanna see?

>> No.16361093

>>16361085
Lady, I'm 25, I don't need a hall pass.

>> No.16361095

what it means when a dragon tells you she wants to plunder your love fountain?

>> No.16361096

>>16361085
I'm your prom date you fat-bottomed, fluffy sack of fried tofu.

>> No.16361097

>>16361093
She's 960. Where's your fuckin' hall pass?
You don't get to walk around this academy willy-nilly.

>> No.16361100

>>16361085
Who are you? Where am I?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?

>> No.16361107

>>16361037
Monsterize.
Duh.

>> No.16361109

>>16361085
I'm already in class, you daft bint.

>> No.16361113

>>16361097
>960
>Still in school

HAH!
I'm going to laugh at her before going to take out a CD drive from a library computer because some idiot keeps putting gum in them.

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>>16361092
>>16361093
>>16361096
>>16361100
>>16361109
You trying to be funny? You think this is a joke?

>> No.16361127

>>16361123

the only funny thing here is you.

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>>16361113
Look, life is hard for foxes. If you think elves have a bad learning curve, consider that it takes kitsune a hundred years just to get over eating mice.
And then their chuuni phase starts.

>> No.16361135

>>16361123
The only thing I think is a joke is that you pretend to be a pure girl when everyone knows you got black lace panties on that huge rear of yours.

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>>16361123
What's funny is that you think the Prez will approve you stealing a ladder to harass her boyfriend from outside a second story window.

>> No.16361143

>>16361134
Hah!

>> No.16361149

>>16361123
yes

>> No.16361150

>>16361030
>Lich with a collection of cute underwear
I've had that thought too, it must somehow just fit them well.

>> No.16361153

>>16361135
Ah! What a scandal! Wait until the school news catches wind of this.

I can see the headlines now: 'Student Council President Exposes Fat Fox Fanny'

>> No.16361156

>>16360740
I want to be an anubis's house slave and forced to rub her down with the silkiest oils and creams

>> No.16361161

>>16361153
I warned her about picking a fight with me.

I won't start it but I'll end it.

>> No.16361169

>>16361153
'Student Council President Suspected of using Tail Implants'

That's right! From several reliable* sources, rumors have spread that the Student Council President's tails aren't all real! Supposedly, she only has two real tails! The rest are fake!

>> No.16361170

>>16361040
Yeah.

Maybe it was an Anubutt trying to take her projects to the pharaoh. Cute anubi chose the wrong place to sit.

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Cats are dangerous

>> No.16361185

>>16361169
I knew it! This is what happens with young foxes who have more anal capacity than sense.

>> No.16361190

>>16361185
The Student Council President is a closet buttslut! This post is proof of it!

>> No.16361191

>>16361037
By getting good.

Also, magical enhancements and bodily modifications, but that's opening a door to some weird shit.

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>>16361150
I think it's just the clash between the panties and her personality that does it
>be living with a lich
>today she's walking around the house in one of your hoodies
>it's odd how she has this air of maturity that surrounds her in everything she does
>maybe it's that unflinching expression of hers
>see her messing around in the kitchen when she accidentally drops a spoon on the ground
>she bends down to pick it up and gives you a good look at her panties stretched over her ample bottom
>they have a picture of a cartoon kitten with "I WUV U" written underneath
>you immediately try to smother your giggling in a nearby couch cushion knowing that if she hears you, you're dead
>and not in the good way
>she looks back at you, confused as to what you're doing, then walks off while calling you weird

>> No.16361212

>>16361037
Fanatical Breeding-Cults?

>> No.16361216

I heard a rumor that Black-furred Foxes are twice as lewd as regular Foxes.

>> No.16361228
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56BHdUolMY

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>>16361216
Plausible

>> No.16361239

>>16361206
>Not burying your face in her butt to stifle the laughter, and still show how you wuv it 2
How disappointing.

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>>16361206
I'm gonna flip the back of that hoodie up and tell her how cute her panties are. I don't care if she curses my dick off. That is a prime teasing target.

>> No.16361244

>>16361228
>Nickelback

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>>16361228
I dare Anon to try and tip Macho Cow Candy Ravage.

>> No.16361252

>>16361247
Candy Ravage is cute

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>>16361180
that's a lie!

>> No.16361258

>>16361235
I want that desert fox for dessert.

>> No.16361260

>>16361247
>>16361228
Love the MGCWL, its fun to watch, although its a shame they lose wrestlers whenever a girl manages to grab the husband from the 'belt' match.

Except when a harem story-line starts

>> No.16361261 [SPOILER] 
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Would you some FABULOUS ELVES?

>> No.16361266

>>16361261
I'm going to go with maybe

>> No.16361273

>>16361261
>not in a real jojo pose
Awaken my boner, anyway

>> No.16361275

>>16361261
>those proportions
Disgusting

>> No.16361277

>>16361260
It's always great when The Undertaker shows up, all the male wrestlers try to run from her, but they never make it past the high ropes.

>> No.16361278

>>16361261
Sure, although I want them a bit thicker.

>> No.16361279

>>16361206
An undead kuudere wearing cute or girly things is pretty good gap moe.

>> No.16361283

>>16361261
a real shame they won't be able to wear those clothes after I impregnate them

>> No.16361286

>>16361277
Eh, she's OK but I don't know how long they can run with that schtick.


I mean, she's been a single dullahan for how long?

>> No.16361291

>>16361286
She has a cute hat though.

>> No.16361292

>>16361260
Do you think weight classes would be a thing? because Im scrawny as hell and wouldn't mind getting pinned in all sorts of positions by big burly monsters

>> No.16361297

>>16361240
Who is that Lich calling guilty?

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>>16360778
I absolutely adore all this new lore and information. It's incredible. Everything is incredible.

>> No.16361301

>>16361291
That is true.

A very cute hat.

>>16361292
Probably not but you'd merely be used as a tool for one of the bigger guys to come out and 'defend your honor' after you get roughed up by a girl....

Or kept in a weight class similar to your own only to have one of the bigger monster girls periodically come in and help your rival win in a bullying attempt until she lets it slip one day that she's showing up because she wouldn't fight you otherwise and wants you.

Cue stadium going silent.

>> No.16361302

>>16361297
Her apprentice 'borrowed' her Necronomicon to impress all the Undead Girls at the local Bar.

But he was caught.

>> No.16361307

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that LUCHA is the truest way to a woman's heart.

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>>16361292
Probably, but really people just watch it for the rape smackdowns.

>> No.16361314

>Wrestling comes up as a proper topic
>Nobody mentions CRUMPLER

Honestly surprised at this point.

>> No.16361316

Reminder that Octopi can taste things with their tentacles.

imagine how that'd translate for the Kraken/Scylla

>> No.16361330

>implying there's anything better to cuddle with than a lamia

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>>16361330

>> No.16361353

>>16361279
>get your lich an overly adorable sweater with skulls and bones knitted on it as a gag gift
>"give me a bone" is stitched across the stomach
>...she's not laughing
>oh god, that's right, she never laughs. what were you thinking?
>she surprises you by giving you a hug and saying she loves it
>she's still not smiling, but her eyes seem to have a special sparkle to them

>> No.16361354

>>16361336
Inferior to lamia full body hug

>> No.16361359

>>16361336
Yeti hugs are a bit seasonal. Great in Winter, but if it's too hot a Yeti cuddle could be deadly.

That's how Desert Yetis catch their prey you know, overheat them during the hot day, then cuddle them in the cold night after dragging them back to their lair.

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>>16361354

>> No.16361380

>>16361364
She cant compete at all, and don't make me talk about mutiple lamias cuddling with one man. No amount of yetis can compete with a lamia pit.

>> No.16361381

>>16361354
I disagree. Also, Yeti aren't gross, unlike snakes.

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>>16361380

>> No.16361391

>>16361381
Go away Indiana.

>> No.16361394

>>16361302
That sounds like jealousy.

>> No.16361395

>>16361381
I would not say no to a muscle yeti and shortstack medusa cuddling me on a cold winter night

>> No.16361398

>>16361394
She has a crush on her apprentice!

>> No.16361403

>>16361354
I want a short Yeti so I can give her the full body hugs she always wants to give others

>> No.16361405

>>16361391
>Indiana
Indiana was the dog's name
He's Junior! Henry Jones, Junior

>> No.16361406

>>16361390
>not even giving an argument
Lamias win, as expected of best girls.

>> No.16361408

>>16361330
A jubjub whose feathers have the weresheep wools drowsiness properties is my ideal.

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>>16361405
>You will lead us to the Ark, Indiana Jones.

>> No.16361421

>>16361390
How do you stop a Yeti that's staring at you with heart pupils and is shaking with excitement and pleasure?

>> No.16361423

>>16361398
Liches that have crushes on their apprentice should be teased.

>> No.16361428

>>16361412
>Zis is how ve say goodbye in Austria, Dr. Jones

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>>16361421
Don't worry about it Anon, just drink the hot chocolate.

>> No.16361431

>>16361421
Why would you want to stop it? She just wants to give you a nice, big hug.

>> No.16361433

>>16361412
>>16361428
>First a Lamia in my cockpit, now Monster Girl Nazis, fantastic.

>> No.16361434

>>16361421
Why on earth would you want to? She's warming up for some tender cuddle-fucking. You won't be the only one staring with heart pupils after she's done with you.

>> No.16361435

>>16361429
>that malicious expression
>those hips, thighs, and ass-fangs
Unf.

>> No.16361436

>>16361434
*She won't be the only one
dammit

>> No.16361440

>>16361433
>How did you know she's a Nazi
>She talksh in her shleep
>that moment when Dr. Jones realizes he's eskimo brothers with his dad, and his dad hit it first

>> No.16361441

>>16361429
>>16361431
>>16361434
Because he has good taste and prefers a lamia.

>> No.16361445

>>16361441
>cold blooded
Garbage hugs by default.

>> No.16361447

>>16361434
>>16361436
When KC talks of the love and pleasure from MGs melting mens' hearts, it's Yetis that I think of. Those girls could make the meanest Paladin into a happy and peaceful husband.

>> No.16361448

>>16361441
I prefer Yetis, but I don't want to be cuddleraped by a stranger

>> No.16361451

>>16361299
Don't know if it's canon, but great nonetheless.

Too bad no writefag has the balls to do Wonderland. And even if they did, the thread-autists would whine like the bitches they are.

>> No.16361459

>>16361445
I dont think you understand how it works.

>> No.16361462

Begun the Hug Wars have.

>> No.16361466

>>16361451
Oh you.

>> No.16361478

>>16361336

Being hugged by your waifu is the best of all.

>> No.16361488

>>16361459
It means they're room temp and hugs are going to be a heat loss, unless they've been sitting in the sun all day.
Not my idea of comfy, especially for cold weather cuddles.

>> No.16361492

If want to claim that your waifu gives the best hugs, she needs to be any of the following:

>Any type of lamia
>Any type of slime
>Any girl with tentacles

That's it.

Honorable mention to girls with wings huge enough to cover you with them.

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>>16361478
So now it's revealed that the Jabberwock species has a natural desire to cling tightly to her lover whenever she gets emotionally worked up, it's such a wonderful idea.

I want to be near my waifu at all times incase she wants someone to hug. I'd hate to imagine being away from her when she gets a mighty need to hug her lover.

>> No.16361501

>>16361492
what about a fusion of all three of those

>> No.16361509

>>16361501
Well technically a slime big enough can do those at the same time by changing her body.

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>>16361492
>tentacles
I prefer flufftacles.

>> No.16361515

>>16361492
I would rather bundle up in a fur blanket rather than a damp, slimy blanket on a cold night

>> No.16361517
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Gonna rest my head on this fat cat ass!

>> No.16361520

>>16361405
Go away dr Jones

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>>16361517
that's a snake

>> No.16361543
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Behold, a compromise between the two warring factions.

>> No.16361549

>>16361543
AH! FROST WURM!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>> No.16361551

>>16361543
Mofu improves everything.

>> No.16361558

>>16361543
Has science gone too far?

>> No.16361559

>>16361517
>Lancer Medusa will never sit on your face
>Or any other pear-shaped Fateloli for that matter

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>>16361492
>Any girls with tentacles

I don't care if it counts or not but Kej hugs are the best.

>> No.16361629

>>16361607
>tfw no Kej hairdresser

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>>16361629

I hear ya there

>> No.16361713

>>16361543
>black sclera
>faint trace of pussy

10/10

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Dhampir are the strongest Swordswomen!

>> No.16361721
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>>16361713
Shame Sub hasn't drawn her at all in recent months.

>> No.16361728

>>16361718
Dhampir are for domming her Vampire mom together.

>> No.16361731
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>>16361718
>You will never regale tales of you and your Dhampir waifus adventures to your Succubus daughterus

>> No.16361739
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Would you?

>> No.16361741

>>16361739
Sure, why not.

>> No.16361744

>>16361739
Platypus girl?

>> No.16361746
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16361746

A dullahan who has lost, not her head, but her body.

She needs someone to carry her around and do things for her, like taking her to you so she can ask you on a date.

You would have to figure out how to pleasure her in the absence of her voluptuous, blueberry body.

>> No.16361758

>>16361746
Toothbrushing and something with ears. And french kisses, of course.

>> No.16361764

https://exhentai.org/g/1013837/1a4387a395/
Oh boy

>> No.16361766

>>16361746
Toothbrush and scalp massage.

>> No.16361767
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>>16361746
Would a Dullahn's body do unspeakably lewd things if it got away from her head somehow? Like going and raping that cute boy she's been too afraid to talk to?

>> No.16361770
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>>16361758
But would that be enough to make her climax?

Maybe you'd need a witch or a lich to cast a spell on her to increase her sensibility and make her feel pleasure in parts she usually wouldn't.

>> No.16361772

>>16361770
Blindfold would work well enough

>> No.16361773

>>16361746
Just how sensitive are those ears of hers.

>> No.16361774
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>>16361744
Nigga what part of this looks like a platypus to you?

>> No.16361775

>>16361728
I've been thinking, do you think you could counter corrupt a dhampir? Like make her all dom and have her view humans as weak slaves like a vampire does?

>> No.16361780

>>16361767
I always like the idea of a Dullahan's body being really aggressive when the head isn't around.

Without the head to keep the body in line, it gets quite forceful, and does all sorts of lewd things.

>> No.16361789

>>16361775
I think that anything is possible in Mamano land. She would gladly join your undead legion.

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>>16361764
>Some Wock Onee-sans have magical keys they can use to get to you
Ain't that some shit.

>> No.16361813

>>16359081
You don't give the shotgun to the zombie you dumbass!

>> No.16361818

>>16361813
Gun loving zombies are cute.

>> No.16361826
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>>16361780
I just like the idea of the body being unruly in general: Wandering off at the drop of a hat, doing very stupid or lewd things, masturbating while the head is trying to do important stuff, or even just pulling the head off from time to time to go do it's own shit.

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>>16360554
Especially if it ends up like this.

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>>16361828
Seeing a slutty succubus go full mom mode after getting pregnant would be too cute.

>> No.16361857
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>>16361767
No. She'd stumble and fall after a while, scared and alone, making it's way through an uncaring world, unable to find its way to her head without any sight or sound.

Many would run away from her, others would seek to abuse her helpless state for their own lustful desires. In the end, she'd eventually meet a frail, old succubus who would take pity on her and adopt her as the daughter she could never have.
The succubus would care for her and see to her needs and over time, the dullahan's body would start reacting to her attempts to comfort her. She would start developing a personality, and with it, a mind separate from her long gone head.

Over time, the two would learn to communicate with each other through sign language. After years of total social isolation, the body would finally be able to speak to people again, and with this newfound hope she'd form new dreams.
Eventually, she'd found a prestigious school for Deaf-mute children and adults who wanted to learn sign language as well. There, she'd find the love of her life in the widower father of one of the children attending the school.

And so she'd live happy ever after.

>> No.16361873

>>16361767
>>16361826
That dullahan's body is way too lewd, and completely out of control! Look at how it tortures her own poor head!

She definitely requires serious disciplinary action.
And I'm the man for the job.

>> No.16361876

>>16361857
Lala is a good girl.

>> No.16361878
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>>16361873

>> No.16361879

>>16360060
Yeah, I see what you mean. I'll look into that!
>>16360297
Holy advice batgirl! Thank you so much! The reference pic helps a ton too! The hands thing is just me being bad at hands, but I like the idea of pazuri invitation.
>>16360301
Yeah, now that I look at it she's a little too stretched out. Thanks!

Thanks for the help everyone!

>> No.16361891
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>>16361876
She's a good girl with a bad body.

A very bad, body.

>> No.16361895

>>16361857
Does anyone have the story of the adventurer that fell in love with a Dullahn's body and went on a quest to find her head?

>> No.16361899
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>>16361878
Funk's style and designs are Top Unf.

>> No.16361902

>>16361879
No problem drawfriend.

>> No.16361906
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>>16361895
Sounds fun.
>Not like I asked you to find me, baka!

>> No.16361934

What monster girl would violently rape me and toss me aside like the no good meat dildo that I am?

>> No.16361937

>>16361934
Ogres and Onis.

>> No.16361940

>>16361895
>>16361906
Sounds like a DRR ripoff

>> No.16361942

>>16361940
No fight, fighting bad. Eat sushi! It good!

>> No.16361944
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>>16361899
A pity the majority of his art is straight furry.

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>>16361899

>> No.16361954

>>16361944
Ah spooky!

>> No.16361958

>>16361950
I'd sign her contract if you catch my drift.

>> No.16361962

>>16361899
>>16361950
Those botox lips suck.

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>>16361944
>pity
Only because I can't post it here.

>> No.16361980

>>16361962
[Delet this in moonrunes]

>> No.16361982

>>16361964
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll tolerate somthing that's like a 3/5 on the scale, and I'd probably put it in any of those girls he draws if offered because their bodies are 11/10, but they are straight up 'animal head on a human body' furry.

>> No.16361988

>>16361964
Faggot

>> No.16362009

>>16361982
>I'll tolerate somthing that's like a 3/5 on the scale
>but they are straight up 'animal head on a human body' furry.
Don't pretend you wouldn't tolerate a 5/5 on the scale

>> No.16362010

>>16361962
Yes they do. They suck, really hard and good too.

>> No.16362016

>>16361934
>What monster girl would violently rape
Ushi Oni, regular Oni, Orc, Troll, Ogre
toss me aside like the no good meat dildo that I am?
none, theyd just keep you as a slave

>> No.16362021

>>16362016
>Troll
Oi! That's a mean thing to say!

>> No.16362026

>>16362009
Nope. I can handle full-body fur, but the face and proportions still needs to be mostly human.

>> No.16362034

>>16362021
sure they look sweet but i bet they are plotting our doom!

>> No.16362039

>>16362034
Why would they do that, anon? You just have to pay the troll-toll in her troll-hole so stop being droll.

>> No.16362041

>>16362026
>I can handle full-body fur
>but they are straight up 'animal head on a human body' furry.

>> No.16362051
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>>16361964
I want to visit the Cat Kingdom.

Pat all the kitty cats, scratch them under the chin.

>> No.16362055

>>16361988
If someone has a vagina then why god doesn't want me to put my penis on them?
Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.16362093

>>16362051
You know what is good in life, Anon.

>> No.16362098

>>16362051
That Dalit of kitties to scratch. You'll be there for days! And they'll keep coming back for more.

>> No.16362099

>>16362098
Alot*

>> No.16362104

>>16362055
Spoken like a true animalfucker

>> No.16362111

So how are your post-2017 manifested waifus doing everyone?
haha

>> No.16362115

>>16362111
That's mean.

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>>16362111
Please don't bully.

>> No.16362120

>>16362111
Still many days to go before 2018.

>> No.16362123
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>>16362010
Like a vacuum cleaner.

>> No.16362128

>>16362111
She hasn't appeared in my mind yet, and I'm still not good enough to draw her anyways. Soon though. SOON.

>> No.16362148

I want to kiss a angry haughty dragon's horns!

>> No.16362199

>>16362111
She's alright, just a little bummed. She was part of a nationwide plan to enter the portals but their magic wasn't stable enough. The portals malfunctioned after she went through thought she says to expect more before the year is out.

>> No.16362217
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16362217

Progress updoot. Tried to take every piece of advice into consideration and came up with this.

Round two, go!

I've become acutely aware of amount of meme remixes in my playlist
Send help

>> No.16362231

>>16362217
>spoiler
welcome to he dark side, bucko

>> No.16362243

>>16362148
Isn't that a sign of respect? Or maybe it's embarrassing, I guess it depends on the size of her horns

>> No.16362244

>>16362217
shoggos are spooky.

>> No.16362251

>>16362244
shogoths are not waifus

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