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16354408 No.16354408 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/

This is my wife, please don't be jealous.

>> No.16354435

>>16354408
ok

>> No.16354451

>>16354408
I don't even know who this discount knock-off Alice impostor is.

>> No.16354453
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16354453

>>16354435
W-why, aren't you even a little jealous?

>> No.16354459
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>>16354408
You must be confused my dude. That is MY wife.

>> No.16354468

>>16354453
no

>> No.16354469
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>>16354459
Look, I understand that it's only natural to be completely jealous of my beautiful wife, but those delusions of yours need to stop.

>> No.16354634

>>16354469
ok

>> No.16354819

>>16354408

Very cute my dude.

>> No.16354833

>>16354408
Paru paru

>> No.16355034
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16355034

But Paruse is MY wife.... dude.

>> No.16355508
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16355508

I'm pretty jealous of all these people who have such a pretty wife! But looks aren't everything. Can she perform the duties of a proper wife?

>> No.16355550

i wanna pero pero the paru paru

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>> No.16356313
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>>16354408
Parsee used to be my waifu but I had to give her up and let her be happy with other anons because I was getting too jealous.

I may have a problem.

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>> No.16356639

>>16356313
How could you be jealous of other people having the same imaginary wife as you?

Shit's bizarre

>> No.16356665

ˢʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʷᶦᶠᵉ ᵃᶫˢᵒ

>> No.16356676

>>16354408
I hope you and your bridge troll have many happy years together.

>> No.16356691

I'm not sure whose wife she is, but I'm still mating pressing her every night.

>> No.16356726

>>16356665
Nazrin, pls

>> No.16357485

Around knife ears watch your rears

>> No.16357493

>>16354408
literally no one gives half a rat's ass about parsee, you can have her all to yourself sonny.

>> No.16357654

>>16357493
Don't speak that way.

>> No.16357693

>>16357654
i challenge you to find 2hu less relevant than parsee.

even non-characters like momiji or koa top her.

>> No.16359091

>>16357693
Kisume.

>> No.16359431

>>16357693
The Tsukumo sisters.

>> No.16359455

>>16357693
Your waifu

>> No.16359541

>>16357693
Every 2hu that was not playable or didn't make a cameo in recent games or manga is not relevant.
>Rin
Zun you fucking twat she would probably be better than these little shits you named 'protagonists'

>> No.16359568

>>16354408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>> No.16364039
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16364039

>>16357693
Matenshi

>> No.16364100

>>16354408
that's literally a piece of parsley

>> No.16364103

>>16357693
Outside of PC98 stuff? I would say Medicine, Kisume, Hina, Letty, Wriggle and Murasa.

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>>16354451
Is this your POV?

>> No.16364133

>>16364109
me on the right

>> No.16364544

>>16364109
Alice is so cute here.

>> No.16365261

>>16364103
You could make an honest argument that most midbosses are irrelevant. How can you be relevant at all if you don't even have any dialogue?

>> No.16365401
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This bitch gives me ptsd

>read lists of most difficult bosses in touhou
>varied, but parsee consistently appears in almost all of them
>"must be a meme"
>try SA
>mfw it wasn't a meme at all

>> No.16365611

I want to sexualize the Parsee.

>> No.16365624

>>16354408
Dude your wife has no legs.

>> No.16366131

>>16364109
poor Alice. She finally got a friend and Parsee killed them.

>> No.16366935

>>16354408
I want to have an affair with your wife and impregnate her without you knowing it's actually my child.

>> No.16367317

>>16365624
Hot

>> No.16367348

>>16354408
Seems like a good choice OP
-your friendly anon

>> No.16367466

>>16365624
A necessary procedure. Are you jealous that Paru will stay with me forever while your whore wife will eventually run away?

>> No.16368186

>>16354408
I like Parsee but she's totally your wife, dude. I'm not jealous at all, dude.

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>>16367348
Quit staring.

>> No.16368925
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16368925

Your wife has no sense of fashion, loosing only to the even more tacky Taiga.

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>>16368925
Wow, rude. Taiga is perfect.

>> No.16369235

I'M JEALOUS. I'M SUPER JEALOUS

>> No.16369299

>>16355508
My man.

>> No.16369306

>>16369184
Taiga is underrated

>> No.16369922

>>16354408
hey nice elf, dude!

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16370738

>>16365261

>> No.16375876

take this bump dude

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