/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Girls with French accents are superior to all others.

I think you know what maids are at this point.

>>16341031
it smells like fish in this thread

>>16341031
Balls deep.

I played card against humanity the other night with my cousins and I got a card that was "fish pussy that smells a bit like human" and I laughed a lot harder then I should have.

Thanks a lot guys

>>16341031
Is there a way to search and sort through all of the pastebins for certain monsters?

Sometimes I'm in the mood for a certain type of woman, and I don't want to open up a tab for each artist, then another tab for each story, and Ctrl + F "X monstergirl" nearly a hundred times.
I've done it before, don't get me wrong, but that just seems so inefficient. Is there no better way?
Are there no tags?

( Some authors place tags or other important messages at the very top of the log and I greatly appreciate that. Thank you so much. )

My furnace broke and my house is currently around 40 degrees. I've never wanted a hellhound as much as I do now.

Is your waifu warm, /mgt/? Or do you have to warm her?

>>16341145
Why the fuck would you be using a furnace if your house it at 40 fucking degrees?

>>16341152
The house is 40 degrees because the furnace broke. I don't really get your question.

>>16341114
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive
You'll have to hover over links to separate the pastes from the unreadables, but it's the best system I can think of atm.

>>16341159
>>16341145
It's 25 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now where I'm at and I have the window open, I don't understand why you would want to be even hotter then you are now at your house.

>>16341159
Are you literally Satan? Why would you be trying to warm up a 40 degree house?

>>16341152
I mean, that's not really that bad. I would be putting on some warmer clothes, but it's not like "Freeze to death" kind of cold. Granted, I also live in Canada.

That said, if our heating ever breaks down, at least my waifu is a Hellhound.

>>16341178
Get some more freedom in your life, pardner.

>>16341178
You get that I'm talking about fahrenheit, right?

>>16341176
>>16341178
I love winter because it means I can turn the graphics settings up on my vidya without roasting myself out of my tiny apartment.

>>16341174
Wow, this is really helpful and exactly what I was looking for.
Thank you!

>>16341092
I'd a fish.

>>16341098
>having family you still speak with

Norman Roooo

>>16341203
I-I would that fish.

>>16341193
>overclocking to heat your home

My nigga

>>16341207
>tfw no roo family to speak with

>>16341207
>>16341193
>>16341184
>>16341176
>>16341159
>>16341145
>>16341098

Epic blog dude

>>16341203
>dyke fish
no thank you

>>16341216
Hey, not my fault the conversation shifted to the wrong thing. This was supposed to be about warm waifus.

>>16341218
>not fucking her straight

Can't beat the dick, m8.

>Captcha: Select all pictures of sushi

>>16341216
Hey anon, how was your holidays bud?

I wish I had a Glacies to cuddle.

>>16341195
yw

If you peeked through your waifu's wardrobe, would you find any embarrassing outfits or costumes? Or maybe something she's saving for a special night? Is there anything you like her or would like her to wear?

>>16341247
She used to spend most of her time naked, but I've taught her the appeal of cute clothing. She wears a lot of thigh-high stockings with heels to provoke me.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16341247
Miia is extremely fashionable, her wardrobe would be full of all kinds of outfits.
she would look great in all kinds of outfits.

I really like how she looks in a shrine maiden outfit though, it's that same kind of thing where people dress girls up as Nuns, but I was raised heavily catholic so I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy that.

>>16341284
>it's that same kind of thing where people dress girls up as Nuns, but I was raised heavily catholic so I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy that.

You probably wouldn't enjoy it regardless, unless ovipositors are your thing.

>>16341282
>1 hour after thread creation
Too fast, Slowbro

>>16341282
>literally no Holstaurus fics

Why is this allowed

>>16341340
They're rather vanilla as far as girls go and they only have the milk gimmick.

>>16341340
Are you fucking for real right now?

>>16341366
I admit I'm a newfag and I've only been reading out of the pastebin for a couple of weeks now, but I haven't found any.

An odd amount of in-story Baneposting, though. Is that a mandatory thing around here?

>>16341376
>Is that a mandatory thing around here?
Absolutely not, just some authors being dumb.

>>16341376
http://pastebin.com/u/Beardicus

>check out some Kikimora images
>find a Kikimora with no legs

What's up with that?

>>16341386
Terrible, tragic things.

>>16341390
What happened? I demand to know. Atleast she looks like she's being loved and taken care of.

>>16341386
Old greentext I think about a masochistic Kiki who tried to make herself human for master.

Wonder how much money KC makes from MGE.

>>16341429
He's so rich even Otohimes are jealous

>>16341400
>>16341390
I'm gonna need that greentext.

>>16341384
I can't believe I missed that. Thanks, my man.

>>16341460
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1

>>16341467
yw

>>16341476
Shit man. I'm crying.

>>16341376
You are a big guy

Do monster girls keep track of the date?
I doubt most of them even know what year it is

>>16341031
Anything below 700 meters.
>>16341203
This girl... she has the taste of a meme!

>>16341429
Just did some calculating on the amount of people supporting him on Enty

25 people paying 100 yen a month
87 people paying 500
27 paying at least 1000
This is 73000 yen a month

So do a rough estimate of nobody missing payments he makes about 624 USD a month on Enty.

>>16341643
The have a lunar calendar because full moons make them horny.

>>16341376
Who does baneposting in their stories?

>>16341233
So instead of having your tongue stuck, it'd be your whole body?
This guy licks lampposts in the winter.

>>16341652
Not all species are affected by the moon though

>>16341698
I suppose some are fat enough to have their own gravity well, like Apophis.

>>16341672
>winter
I wish.

>>16341702
Wow that is ultra rude. I need to comfort a sad purple snake right now.

>>16341702
That came out of nowhere, not even Pharaohs are that bitter towards Apophises
Tell us where the purple snake touched you

>>16341672
If she acknowledges you as her husband she'd feel warm if you hug her. Same as the Ice Queen.

>>16341710
>a purple Lamia will never explain to you how snake pussy works, apropos of nothing

Looks like you took a wrong turn.

MERE
FEMALE
LIZARDS

>>16341732
The one hanging from the tree looks the smuggest, gimme.

Would you ever do this to a maid?

>>16341710
>>16341723
>>16341731
>all these Graped people
It's treason, then.

>>16341746
What, call the Shoggots-r-us hotline while she's present?
Yes. I think she might be lonely when I'm not around the house.

>>16341733

I was at six flags today, and they had videos playing on monitors around the park. One of the things were interviews with guests, and one of the guests interviewed was a fat chick wearing a Monster Musume shirt.

Really made me think.

>>16341764
Thinking about what? How even when the monster is on the outside, it can still be on the inside too?

>>16341732
Looks like I took the right one.

>>16341749
I would allow myself to be graped if that made her happy. Apophis are just too cute.

>>16341770
No, why a fat chcick would like monster girls/monster musume enough to buy a shirt, then to actually wear that shirt in public.

>>16341376
What pastebin? I think it's ded and doesn't get updated
But yeah, the stories are all over the place - pastebins, this thread, old pastebin, mgu, mgr, tft, monster. So it's pretty fucking difficult to find something

>>16341779
Because she too is a monster girl. Just like that comic about the chick with the hairy legs.

>>16341733
i want to nuzzle and cuddle one.

>>16341399
i'm pretty sure that pic came out when we we're talking about MGs mutilating their monster parts look like human

>>16341733

>>16341850
Someone save that poor man.

>>16341924
Why? Dragons are harmless.

>>16341928
That's what they want you to think.

>>16341953
I'll prove you wrong. I'm going to surrender myself completely to a dragon and tell her to do whatever she wishes with me.

Ok. So me and my colleagues are having an argument. On the feasibility for correlation between fucking Monster Girls, and fucking Amputee's. I know it sounds weird. But we think we are onto something. I hypothesize so far. That it is a thing genetically. A way to move forward. We are also arguing about whether Snake girls are better to fuck, than Scorpion girls.

>>16342028
The argument was actually about why people like monstergirls. Also the answer to your question is no.

>>16342043
So no. Scorpion girls are shit? Ok.

>>16342052
You were asking if snakegirls were better to fuck than scorpiongirls, which the answer to was no.
:^)

>>16342059
Snakes can give a good dick suck.

>>16342082
They have fangs, filled with venom that would coagulate the blood inside your dick, which would probably be incredibly painful along with the other side effects.

>>16342120
Or make you jizz more.

>>16342028
sneks would be one of the best fucks around.

*horny snake noises*

>>16342275
Would not dick, but would take care of her affectionately. Good work my nigga.

>>16342275
Would both dick and take care of her affectionately as my tiny waifu in our lewd, desert paradise.

>>16342275
Shoo, you silly snake.

>>16342275
Get out dirty snake!

I want to be a butler to a Haughty dominant Vampire Mistress!

>>16342275
It's called "grape" snek.

>>16342275
Great work. Would let her coil around me in bed/10.
Not usually a fan of loli, but I might make an exception for this.

>>16342275
Your grounded.

>>16342275
School fight with pic related when

>>16342275
wtf i love grape snake now!

>>16342453
We need a loli griffon too so she can fight the little dragon.

>>16342605
We need Kikimora and Shoggoth having cleaning competitions in the classroom to please the teacher.

>>16342688
We need a Kiki cleaning a room with a Shogg broom while the Shogg dusts the furniture with Kiki's feathers.

>>16342751
It's always nice seeing maids working together and being friends rather at each other's throats.

>>16342786
It's cute as fuck.
I want to see a Kiki protect a Shogg that's being bullied because she is an abomination. Then the two of them become best friends and decide to find a mastah together.

Was 2016 a good year for you, dude?

>>16342867
no just like every other year

>>16342867
Yeah I guess.

>>16342867
It was okay I guess.

>>16342867
ma waifu didn't become real, so no

>>16342867
It was the year of Kek

>>16341031
I could go pretty deep.

Wonder if there are Amazonian Underwater Areas.

>>16342867
It really really was

I hereby dedicate my first post of 2017 to the many lovely spiders of the world and in particular to my spider wife whenever the portal opens!

>>16342999
My first post of 2017 will be the image I made for the Dragons and especially my wife.

>>16342867
I laughed my ass off when Trump won so yes it was good.

>>16342999
She looks nice and friendly.

>>16343067
They don't look very friendly. Maybe they just want some tea and a chat.

>>16343067
I want to discuss my favorite rifles with them

>>16343067
I want to chat with that one on the right.

She looks pretty happy after all.

>>16343067
Going to take those guns and weapons away from those foxes and turn them into pure innocent foxes!

>>16342275
>band aids
Fuck, my weakness.

Big muscled girls are cute. CUTE!

>>16343268
Yes, yes they are

>>16343268
Big muscle sweeties are a cute!

>less than 20mins till 2017 in my shithole
can i assume the rain here is the power of a ryu leaking out?

>>16343373
How is Perth anyway?

>>16343373
It rained for a few seconds here too.

And now that I think about it, I bullied Ryus too much. Hopefully they won't come after me.

>>16343387
too far away

How can you turn down a cutie like this?

I'm posting from next current year
It's happening
Portals everywhere
Run

>>16343426
less that 10mins here

>>16343420
I don't, she's adorable.

>>16343420
I have someone else already. Sorry little horse.

>>16343426
Do you mean "Run to them"? because that's what I'm going to doing.

>>16341665
Can't say I haven't

t. Losenis

>>16343420
Sorry. But I prefer ears on the side of the head.

>>16343420
How does she put those socks on?

>>16343426
Oh cool! It's actually happening. I'm on my way tinny Kiki!

>>16343490
To my*

>>16343481
Is your Lilim a big guy?

>>16343426
Do they have flying cars in the future?

>>16343488
Horses are actually pretty flexible.

>>16343542
A friend of hers is

How does one get out of this situation?

>>16343603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuEnGTuqjh8

>>16343268
They really are

>>16343603
You don't.

>>16343621
>A tanuki that acts like Larry

>>16343603
Wonder why I'm being held captive by a Kikimora-Ryu. Then enjoys myself wrapped in her body while licking the saliva from inside her mouth.

>>16343572
Then why would I want her? Is getting caught part of her plan?

>>16343635
Please be pretending.

>>16343643
Rest in peace gaze snake.

https://twitter.com/paundo2/status/815214921658945536?lang=en

Here is a lactating pregnant Jubjub, an Humpty Egg and that one classy harpy from the EMG game

>>16343603
Pray for a Miracle. Not much you can do about a Basilisk without her mask.

>>16343268
Jesus christ those shoulders are YUUUUUGE

>>16343603
>Pull off her mask
>She didn't die

>>16343643
Oh shit yeah! I didn't realise it was a Basilisk.

>>16343603
>the first one to blink loses

>>16343676
She's a Big Snake

>>16343603
You don't.

>>16343639
Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would stab a lilim, before pulling her country into a war

>>16342275
Band-Aids instead of the adhesive nipple tassles? Excellent choice Nav.

>>16343690
For Liquid

>>16343675
She's a big girl

Is it just me. Or do we have (You)s back? It's a New Years miracle.

>>16343731
It is, anon.

Pointed-ear Kikis are the best.

>>16342867
Good in regards to the election but in need of improvement in others.

>>16343731
I always had (You) on 4chanx

>>16343268
Not when they have broad shoulders.

>>16343742
>double check Kiki profile
>Wolf Family

Wait what. I swear on my life it always said "Harpy family". Then how does she have the feathers? And bird legs?

>>16343757
Kikis are dog birds. That's why they chirp when happy and growl when angry.

>>16343757
>I swear on my life it always said "Harpy family".
Can attest that it's always been wolf family.

>>16343747
You sound gay

>>16343660
Paundo should redraw that with his current skills.

>>16343768
Cute!

But does this mean Kiki count as wolfus?

>>16343757
They are both
>And so, this time's update is "Kikimora".

>In the original text, she had a wolf's head with a bird's beak and more, so it's pretty much a hybrid beast monster.

>>16343782
Kikis are their own thing. They are just kikis.

>>16343787
Kiki a Kiki!

The bigger question is. What does a Kikimora's hair and feathers feel like?

>>16343802
Kikis are the best kikis out there. Nothing else can compete.

>>16343808
...Like hair and feathers?

OP is a faggot

>>16342275
Great snake, would give a lot of dick.

Odd Couple Chapter 5, a bit of goofing off and heart-to-hearts. Should only be a chapter or two after this.

http://pastebin.com/KKL4dLn3

Happy New Year's for some, happy New Year's Eve for others. Got a couple of one-shots brainstormed, so I'll be working on those after this is over.

>>16343808
As soft as JubJub feathers.

>>16343820
Come on anon. Maids have a special perk to them. That is purity. And this must effect the feel of her hair. Well it must improve the feel.

>>16343828
No way, they must have some rigidity to them

>>16343828
Where did that Kiki get such a lewd outfit?

>>16343850
Demon Realm shops are wonderful things.

>>16343850
She bought is for master in that one special maid store.

>>16343768
They bark in bed too, apparently

>>16343863
Can I buy maid accessories there?

KC said some stuff
>happy New Year! Thank you very much for your patronage to the demons and daughters who went to bride everyone last year for the past year! I would like to thank you for this year's demon daughter picture book with Kurobanega.

Milk the snake

>>16343876
Well it would be kinda weird, but you can find all kinds of maid stuff in there.

Well it's 2017 in some places now, and the happening will never happen

>>16343828
For some reason I can't really grasp, I've never really been fond of this guys work.

But jesus fuck. Thighs worthy of Colonel Saunders himself

>>16343889
Oh god, Ryus are too lewd.

>>16343892
I've been telling you fucks for a year that it happens 2018, not 2017

>>16343889
Ryu Cow?

>>16343889
uncensored please

>>16343889
REMOVE THIS NOW.

I pledge it now as my sole purpose in life to go find Kurobanega and teach him a lesson. This blasphemy against the Ryu will not be tolerated.

>>16343925
T. Ryu
Please stop shitposting and make it rain/shine wherever you are, the people probably need it.

>>16343961
>rain
>the people probably need it
>35ºc over here and it's only gonna get worse

ThisIsFine.jpg

>>16343972
Hello there my fellow burning friend. It's actually raining a bit here, but it's still pretty hot.

>>16343909

Oh please. You'll say it'll happen in 2019 when we're nearly done with 2018

>>16343892
There's an entire year left. Why do people think it has to happen the first day.

>>16343961
Do you nood see that disgusting image?! Do you not see the heresy? It must be banned from the internet imminently.

>>16344013
No way man, I saw the coming in a vision. 2018 soon.

>>16343889
Disgusting

>>16344040
Sounds like a Ryu.

>>16344040
Ryus are for tying up tightly, and milking like a cow.

>>16344056
Do not dare compare me! A mere mortal! To the beauty and holiness of a Ryu!

>>16344063
And you are for locking away in a lonely cell for your dirty toxic words!

>>16344068
Big, old, lonely Ryus are for teasing for weeks, slowly flirting with her until she goes insane with lust and begs to be dicked.

>>16343889
don't snake-types only have front pussy? How's he screwing her?

>>16344071
>with lust and begs to be dicked.
I would rather a Ryu take me after that amount of teasing. She deserves to get a little revenge after that faggotry.

>>16344071
Her holiness isn't lonely when she has her worshippers!

>>16344079
Some sneks are drawn with plump human butts (See: MGE, MGQ, and EMG sneks)

>>16343899
>But jesus fuck. Thighs worthy of Colonel Saunders himself
He needs to draw more desu

>>16344079
>How's he screwing her?
What makes you think he is in the first place? He's just milking her as far as we can see.

>>16344129
How bout the cum dripping down from behind her ass?

>>16344132
Maybe he's hotdogging her.

Any new year goals to accomplish with your MG waif?

How do Phantoms vary in appearance from one another?

>>16344149
Man you really like Forte.

>>16344149
This year we're going to catalog beast type monsters, and maybe magical material types also.

Not looking forward to it because most beast girls are dominate and super strong, but she puts up with the submissive monsters so I'll suck it up.

>>16344079
Anal

>>16344160
Nice.

>>16344151
I think they must.

>>16344149
I'm going to cook nice things, I need to expand beyond just pasta and rice. How could I cook a nice meal for her if she was to appear one day if I'm limited to the basics?
>>16344151
>Man you really like Forte.
Who doesn't like dorafs? They're nice and compact.

>>16344149
Eat healthy. She can help me with that.
Be healthy. She can force me to do that.

>>16344175
Cooking her favorite meal is so easy, you can do it with just your hands!

>>16344151
Not him, but I think forte is one of the best, if not THE best. I really like her.

>>16344149
Give as much rain to the people of the world!

>>16344189
But my waifu is a Hellhound, I want to make all kinds of hot meat dishes for her.

>>16344213
What. Like steak, steak and more steak?

>>16344151
Can ghosts/phantoms change their appearance on a whim?

>>16344223
I don't think they're able to morph their appearances like the Doppelganger.

>>16344220
Beef curry, some indian lamb meals, hot bbq chicken, home made spicy sausages etc.

And steak of course.

How does it feel to know that your monstergirls will never be as perfect as 2D human girls?

Guess whats not happening anons?

2017 and your waifu!

>>16344233
Damn. I love hell hounds so much. Just wish they were more delicate.

>>16344247
Jokes on you, I'm killing myself.

>>16344245
Feels pretty good knowing that human girls will never be able to suck blood and have big meaty paws/claws.

>>16344256
Depending on how you do it, that last little dose of drugs your brain gives you might make it so you actually see her. Lucky fuck.

>>16344256
Aren't we all?

>>16344245
I wouldn't really call NTRbait perfection, you know. Maybe that's just me, though, and you would.

>>16344284
>>16344285
Just kidding, that would make her extremely sad.

>>16344247
You speak lies! LIES!

>>16344287
It's weird. Every girl he posts looks like shes straight out of an NTR doujin.

Really makes you think.

>>16344287
>>16344301
>good art and design is NTRbait
?

>>16344245
Isn't that the point, though? They're monsters, not humans. Part of the whole fetish is being forced to copulate with something you dislike or find strange.

Unless this post was trying to make me defensive of monstergirls, thus strengthening my desire to copulate with one and continue their species via reverse psychology.

I see through your lies, /hbg/.

>>16344309
>tall
>looks haughty in nature

I guess we're just so used to pure monster girls that human girls come off as cheating trash.

Liches would look cool in armor.

>>16344321
You're just corrupted by all those doujins and memes

>>16344149
Get calendar printed.

Get daki printed.

Get more waifu art.

Hopefully 2017 will be just as good as 2016 was, pretty great year. I mean, I got a whole waifu doujin. Hard to top that.

>>16344326
I love paladin monster girls!

Why is barbariank so based sometimes?
So far he's done my top 3 monstergirls.

>>16344353
sold his soul

>>16344337
Still. Human girls are trash! Trash! Monster girls are direct upgrades! They can appeal to every fetish! Make new ones! Please their husbands in a way no human girl ever could! And would never cheat on you!

>>16344353
Has Barb ever done a Holstaur? I can't remember and it'd be a crime if he hadn't with how delicious he makes all girls look.

>>16344353
I love his dragons!

>>16344326
>Lich in heavy armor
Oh yes, that sounds godly.

>>16344337
That's somewhat true. I can't see an older woman and not assume, just because of the overabundance of stupid shit.

Okay, I managed to scan the sketches from last week. Sorry I couldn't do more of them.

Happy new year, /mgt/!

>>16344394

>>16344394
Oh cool. Happy new year to you too!

>>16344401

>>16344408

>>16344394
That is one hell of a look on her face.

>>16344405
That "come hither" finger, too. Oh man.

>>16344394
Thanks for my shoggoth.

She's all I've ever wanted.

All I want for Christmas is a shoggoth. And I never got one, but thanks anon.

>>16344394
Shogs are wonderful.

>>16344417

>>16344394
Goddammit I don't want to like shoggoths.

>>16344430
but they are all so damn cute.

>>16344405
Going to roast marmshellows on a Salamander's tail!

>>16344408
Going to lick that bugs belly!

>>16344426
Heart melting cute!!

How do they make pyramids so well?

>>16344426
Dear God that is absolutely precious! I hope she has a hat she can wear, don't want to see her ears get cold!

>>16344401
Otohime a cute.Truly our haughty, dancing dragon goddess.

>>16344367
>holst's huge breasts
>combined with barb's bottom-heavy girls
I cannot handle this

>>16344417
>I missed monorus
it happens every time! Damn it!
All those drawings are fucking awesome, have a great year man. and all of you too.

>>16344459
Mathematically no man could handle a girl like that.

>>16344417
>tfw I wasn't up in time to request something
Still, excellent work as always.

>>16344394
that Shog looks delicious. I want to eat a big bowl of her.

>>16344367
I can only think of one occasion where Barb has drawn legit huge titties, which is a shame because his style is perfect for them.

>>16344394
How would a Shog from the fluffy bits of a sexy santa outfit from her own mass?

>>16344490
From imouto to onee-san in a flash.

>>16344500
Don't question a Shoggoths dedication to her master.

>>16344488
Hold on anon! It's not a very good idea to have shog inside you.

>>16344490
How come big girls are so much better than little ones?

>>16344500
Its best not to ask questions. It's like asking how can Shogs form heels on their feet to please their mastah's fetish?

>>16344515
more to squeeze and bigger assets

>>16343757
>>16343768
You know if Kiki's had cat behavior or extra cat features then you could compare them to another recent prominent hybrid beast.

>>16344245
Humans are for corrupting.

>>16344532
>implying human girls aren't already corrupt

>>16344515
Lots of stuff to grope and squeeze.

>>16344532
Human girls are for marriage and loving

>>16344500
She can form fluff or cotton-like clothing, at least it sure seems that way in the profile pic.
>>16344512
But anon, there are few easier ways to become one with a Shog. Having a few nibbles here and there is fine, I think.

>>16344539
i want to put everything i have inside the wock belly

>>16344538
But why.

>>16344546
Because they're the best

I'm obviously talking about the 2D ones

>>16344539
>I think

That's where she gets you. Then all you'll think about is her after putting her into your body. She'll hijack your brain.

>>16344551
Even 2D human girls are inferior the monstergirls.

>>16344564
This

>>16344564
Not at all.

>>16344564
Correct.

>>16344149
Continue Growing my Miia shrine now that I'm in a place where I can again

>>16344583
Name one 2d girl that would be worse off as a monstergirl.

>>16344593
Jesus christ. Also why aren't you cuddling all those dakis at once?

>>16344594
All of them

>>16344603
That's not a good answer.

>>16344603
Incorrect.

>>16344601
The 7 meter one is in my bed and it used up every pillow I own.

I'm slowly getting more, but I don't want to start using them until I have enough to have all of them at once

Which monsters have the most "sexy babysitter" appeal?

>>16344593
God I wish that were me.

>>16344607
It is. Changing them in any way would destroy their perfection.

>>16344618
Kikimora. Maybe shoggoth.

>>16344618
is that like "girl next door" appeal? Slime Carrier.

>>16344618
Kitsune.

>>16344623
Monstergirls are Human Girls+. They get better.

>>16344618
Dark Mage, Kitsune, Jabberwock

>>16344623
Since they are not MGs, they cannot be perfect.

>>16344618
All the lewd ones. Kitsune, Apophis, Succubi, Demon, etc.

>>16344394
Nice, thank you very much and have a happy new year

>>16344633
>better
Worse you mean

What monstergirls are safe to babysit your son?

Apart from kikis and titanias.

>>16344625
Aren't kikimora only drawn to the kind of men that need them? More of a step mom kind of appeal.

>>16344664
>They especially prefer diligent workers

>>16344662
Werecats and Werewolves.

>>16344649
How?

>>16344662
All of them, I want to make sure he finds someone nice and caring early

How would a monster step mom treat her step son?

>>16344678
>All of them
Sure, let a shirohebi or a dark priest take care of him. What could go wrong?

>>16344662
Ryus and things like automatons and golems.

>>16344662
What about a dhampir? they are the closest thing to a normal person

>>16344662
The nice dog-girl neighbor who looks like she's on fire.

>>16344662
whadja mean "safe"?

>>16344671
When you come back home you'll find the werewolf marking your son with her pussy on his face

>>16344699
Well, she'll certainly keep him in line.
>whaddya mean I can't just keep him in a cage while you're out?

>>16344662
Ryus.

>>16344700
Monsters that won't husbando him on sight.

>>16344700
Wont rape him or trick him into having sex or claim him or corrupt him.

>>16344709
>>16344712
Any married non-radical faction MG.

>>16344689
Actually, a Shirohebi would be relatively safe. I'm betting the father would be at more risk. Unless the snehk decided to think of it as an extended period of getting to know her future husband in his young, innocent days, playing the doting onee-sama until he ripened into a passionate youth for her to go Yan over.

>>16344662
Yetis wouldn't try anything funny

>>16344707
>I started drinking when I was 12, he can handle ONE beer

>>16344618
>Which monsters have the most "sexy babysitter" appeal?
What about the other way around?

>>16344721
I'm imagining a trailer trash hellhound and am starting to get aroused.

We need more four-armed monstergirls. Four arms are better than two.

>>16344756
>messy hair
>daisy dukes
>poorly done pleasure runes on her lower back
>tongue ring
Why boner

>>16344762
a four armed girl can squeeze her butt and breasts all at once.

>>16344756
>Whaddya mean indecent? Ya aint gotta wear a bra inside. Stop whinin and come cuddle big sis.

>>16341376
Literally >>16341384 as well as http://pastebin.com/skRU5f45.. As for the Baneposting, yes.

>>16344780
I mean, we've even had Gondolas show up before.

>>16344796
>Exguse me where are the benis :DDDDDDDD

Sounds like that would be funny as fuck.

>>16344803
You're thinking of Spurdo.

>>16344680
Loving but extremely protective.

>>16344593
Admirable.

>>16344662
Yeti's, trolls, holsts, Griffon if you get them to see your kid as their treasure, Valk, Ryu, Shoggy. There are probably more.

>>16341665
I'm late, but Peny Baneposted in his Oni story.

>>16344826
>Griffon if you get them to see your kid as their treasure
I don't know if it works like that though. They don't obtain treasure like Dragons go, they were ordered to guard artifacts and whatnot by their gods.
And if you do succeed in convincing them your kid is of divine interest, you now have the issue of getting them to leave, unless you're fine with your new live-in bodyguard.

>>16344838
Well, if I might be misremembering, but I thought they start to think of their husbands as treasure after a little bit, so it might not be only god-given treasures. A Gryfon is definitely worth the trouble to have as a bodyguard for your son, too.

Which monster girl would enjoy fireworks the most?

Also 1h 30 mins till 2017 here. Happy New Year /mgt/

>>16344848
5h 30 mins here. Gotta get my waifu's image ready.

How does this sound:

An esper is created when a human female with an affinity for astral projection experiences great stress while in the presence of demonic energy. The spirit and body split into two partially independent entities, each becoming like a monster. Their physical appearance remains much the same as a human, but their attitude becomes "cold" as a result of having a dissociated spirit. Despite this, most espers are able to hold up the facade of being human after transforming, usually being viewed by their peers as "traumatized girls who miraculously survived a demonic attack".

Espers can remotely perceive and influence the world and the minds of others. They still possess the personality of their human self, so what they choose to do with these abilities is not consistent between espers. However, all espers approach a man they like in the same way: by invading his dreams. Inside dreams is when most of an esper's former humanity returns, so they will spend a great deal of time visiting a man in his sleep before they move onto the next step; unless the girl was particularly lewd even as a human.

After claiming the heart of the man they love, an esper will begin working on subverting the society they live in order to make it a better place for herself and her lover. They will wear away at anti-monster sentiments by joining monsters from outside with men inside through the dream world, eventually leading to an invasion that ends as soon as it begins.

>>16344842
Again, in juxtaposition to dragons, Griffons don't so much think of their husbands as part of the treasure to be guarded.
Instead, they start caring about their husband 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑑 of the treasure. They can sense desire, and having desire directed at them instead of their treasure causes them to stop looking down at humans.
>"When it was directed towards the treasure I was supposed to protect, I only felt disdain or even hatred towards the desire possessed by humans; I had no idea that it could be something so lovely and pleasant if directed towards myself."

>>16344826
>Shoggy
>Safe

>>16344873
>Leave kid with a Shogg
>He keeps screaming with a scared fce and when you try to touch him he wobbles like a jelly

The only way to heal him is using a flayer.

>>16344872
Ah. That makes sense. I probably misremembered, then. Well, I guess that's one less.

>>16344873
Hey, fuck you. I would trust my faithful Shoggoth maid to watch my kid. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? They fall in love, and we have a new member of our family?

>>16344869
Has potential.

>>16344662
Titania, Kiki, Troll, Succubus Witch, Baphomet, Human Girl, Doppelganger, Nightmare, Unicorn, White Horn.

>>16344903
>succubus
No

Which monsters like to disguise themselves as human girls and do normal human girl things?

>>16344903
>Succuslut, Baphomet, human
And I got shit for my Shoggy pick.

>>16344662
Pharaoh, Anubis, Ryu, Unicorn, Yuki-Onna, Sea Bishop, Otohime, Valkyrie, and Dhampir.

>>16344910
>>16344916
Succubi are good girls.

>>16344910
>>16344916
Whoah, whoah, whoah, Succubus Witch is a good girl. Now REGULAR succubi, those are the bad ones.

Baphomet has no interest in imoutos and would probably play legit games with him.

I'll admit to trolling with the human girl pick.

>>16344924
>Good girls
>Posting a delinquent gang picture

I dunno Anon

>>16344927
SuccuWitch sounds cute.

>>16344927
I think Baphomet would start off alright, because you're right, but Baphomet are smart as fuck, and they wont miss a single chance to indoctrinate a potential lover into the Sabbath.

>>16344939
Are you saying you wouldn't a blushing delinquent Musclebus?
Her smug and bushy browed Succubutt friend also look cute.

>>16344941
>Baphomet playing the ultra long con
>15 years later your son joins the Sabbath

I'm not sure if that's crazy talk or potentially something they might do.

>>16344940
She is cute anon.

Super cute.

>>16344869dar too mindbreak for me

>>16344947
They look cute but they'll rape you if you get close

Bushy eyebrows are the best and we need more of them

A sabbath girl babysitter is guaranteed to take baths with your son.

>>16344965
Is something wrong with that?
They're the same age, they can bath together all they want

>>16344951
That is definitely something a Baphomet would do. They value the Sabbath above all else, minus their husband, and have the intellect to do just that. They aren't JUST the Saturday morning cartoon villains that paladins make them out to be.

>>16344951
>15 years later
>implying it'll be that long
They'll have him signed up for the Sabbath Scouts before you know it.

Tomboy witches are the most effective for handling shotas.

>>16344992
Why?

>>16345004
Because little boys let their guard down around tomboys.

>>16344990
They want the older brothers anon. I mean shit I don't know how old the son was, I just spit balled 15, it could be 10-15 I don't actually know?

I'm certain at least one abbynormal Baphomet exists in MGE who wants the shota dick though.

Probably that white furred one.

Best be careful around that one.

>>16345004
I can't speak for why he said it in the first place, but he might be right. I had a tomboy friend growing up, and I would have stuck with her for as long as I could if I didn't move out of state. It would probably work.

>>16344955
They won't use mindbreak unless they were already yandere before.

>>16345022
mindbreaking the woman

Stay a while and listen.

>>16345034
for?

>>16345034
For what?

>>16345034

You've got quite a treasure there in that horadric cube!

>>16344947
For a moment there I thought you said Mancubus.
I have no idea how you'd even approach making an MG version of those fat bastards.

>>16344941
>the baphomet never actually does anything lewd with him
>just does barely suggestive stuff, lets him "accidentally" see her naked or in her underwear in compromising poses, etc.
>when the boy grows up he remembers how he never got to smash that and joins Sabbath
What a master plan, sasuga.

>>16345043
>feminist monstergirls

pls no

>>16345032
But they barely change when they become monsters.

>>16345039
THE LADY OF TERROR.

>/v/ has a MG thread
>Almost 2017

What the fuck is going on here?

>>16345043
Probably just pudgy cyclopses.

>>16345066
inb4 it gets relocated here by mods and we get a heaping helping of New Year's Drama

>>16345066
My waifu is calling for me.

>>16345048
I'd like a thiccubus to be honest

>>16345066
nigga, /v/ always has off topic threads. MGs occur there often.