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1631337 No.1631337 [Reply] [Original]

Theres a bug on my cock!!? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

>> No.1631348

Ingest Raid. It will eventually work its way through your system.

>> No.1631344

No. Stay on. Move faster, or you're getting it from behind.

>> No.1631351
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>>1631337
Oh Croatia, you card you.

>> No.1631350

>>1631344
What kind of freak likes bug sex!?

>> No.1631355
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>> No.1631354

It's getting ME off

>> No.1631357

>>1631350

What ? you mean you would not sex up a bug as cute as that ?

>> No.1631360

>>1631348
I was actually thinking of spraying directly on the bug, but then it's on my dick and i have no idea what side effect Raid could have...

>> No.1631363
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>>1631357
You find this sexy?

>> No.1631365

Funny story:

Once when I was around 12/13 I went on a hike through the woods and went through an area with tall grass. That night I found a tick on my dick.

I still have a small scar to this day.

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>> No.1631368

>>1631363

Oh Fuck yes, its beautiful

>> No.1631370

>>1631337
>>Theres a bug's cock on me!!? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

fix'd

>> No.1631373

>>1631365
I here I thought I was the only person who that happened to.

>> No.1631372

>>1631365
That story wasn't funny at all.

>> No.1631377

>>1631365
More of a blowjob than anyone else on /jp/ ever got, I guess.

>> No.1631379

1337 GET!

>> No.1631380

>>1631365
Sucks to be you.

>> No.1631388

>>1631380
Hurt like hell getting it out, too.

>> No.1631393
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1631393

This is what happens when you dont have RAID...

>> No.1631391

Hurt like hell getting it out, too.

>>1631380
Oh ho~

>> No.1631394

>>1631379
GBT/a/

>> No.1631398

>>1631393
The most powerful Touhous joining together would make the most powerful Pokemans...

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>>1631393
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM...
Parasect?

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1631406

Okay guys I got it off... but looks like I damaged the bug somehow... It's speaking in some language i dont understand

>> No.1631407

>>1631406
You tore his dick off.

>> No.1631408

>>1631406

You monster, you ripped off his penis.

>> No.1631413

>>1631407
>>1631408

tearpenisoffmind

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