/jp/ - Otaku Culture

For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

Merry Flanmas

EVERYONE

Happy Christmas Flan!

Ｆｌａｎ−ｃｈａｎ　ｓｕｇｏｉ！

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".


Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"


On a side note, a christmas miracle happened, and the thread was somehow on time!

Merry Flanmas

Meri Kurisumasu, Flan!

>>16309965
>the thread was somehow on time!
I noticed!

Whoops, wrong image.

>>16309965
A Christmas miracle!

Merry Flanmas!

Merry Christmas! To celebrate, I'm posting all my 2 AM webms.

Reposting it the next day, but it's kind of specific so I won't get a chance again.

flanmas boobie

Thanks you!! And Merry Christmas Flan!!

Post the lewd run one.

i want flanta claus to give me a present but it's actually a live explosive

Flan is in her 2AM. All's right with the world.

https://a.uguu.se/QPPgqbPQ3syD.webm

Go to sleep Flan, It's 2am!

Santa can't invade while you're still awake!

Flanfly thread is on time when posting a gif! It's a Decemberween mackerel!

Merry christmas /jp/!

>>16310025
ZZZ...

Good night everyone.

Looking back on these last two years, Flanfly has been the only constant in my life...you guys have always been there for me and I wish you all the best, from the run one requestor and autistic shitposters to the flan sexualizers and blogging norms.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas /jp/, now I will proceed to masturbate to this 495 year old grandma as a celebration

>>16310090
Why /jp/ has to defile everything?

Thanks you!

>>16309956
>>16309957
>>16309959
>>16309965

Man I love you guys so even if you don't love me.

Merry Christmas /jp/

These five hoops represent the books of the pentateuch. By flying through them, Flan begins a religion that will eventually spawn a religion that creates most US federal holidays.

Big Anon face whuppin' pound-a pound pound~

Big Flan face smash-a smash smash~

https://a.uguu.se/wfW7KCNY27Cz.webm

I really love you, /jp/. Do you love me?

>>16310163
Yes

I hope all the 2am friends who left us over the years are ok and happy somewhere

Happy Flanmas!!

why does /tv/ get a sticky but /jp/ doesn't

These next ones are for the guy that keeps requesting lewd things.

>>16310175
I FELL FOR IT
DAMN IT

>>16309989
It only hit me about a month ago that one of the flan boobie images depicts her in a Santa-like Christmastime outfit.

>>16310175
We got played like a damn fiddle!

>>16310193
How many of these do you have?

>>16310196
80+

Where do you guys go to get touhou arranges?

I was using kuukunen for older stuff but it's apparently dead now, so I need a new spot.

>>16310198
80+ webms I mean. Not 80+ lewd things.

>Christmas
>still no big flan belly

RIP that anon

2 AM~ 2 AM~

>>16310213

5

4

3

2

1

BLASTOFF!

Thunderbirds Are Go

That's all. Happy Holidays everyone!

>>16310238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5DsqxzTxsY

>>16310174
Gensokyo is a happy place.

>>16310251
And Koakuma said, “Let them look upon my cake,” and there was cake. Flan saw that the cake was good, and she separated the cake from the Koakuma.

Flan called the cake “delicious,” and the Koakuma she called “angry.” And there was night, and there was darkness—the first 2AM.

>>16310251
Ah, yes Flanfly: The noble struggle of the self-willed and there struggle against society. These stoic that has achieved the utter control, everything done conciously and with reason behind it. It is not the fight of the petty rebel or impassioned anarch, who seeks simply an idol to topple or a king to slay. The struggle is that to maintain a personal vision, a self-contained philosophy that is not limited to the petty views of those who claim dominion over culture and convention. A philospher king without a kingdom, a wandering prince that has already claimed everything in the path.
As we see Flandre Scarlet (the sister of the noblewoman Remilia Scarlet) run through the mansion, we see witness to her escapades: The devouring of the imp Koakuma's cake, the destruction of Patchouli Knowledge's formula, the injury to the chief maid, and the splashing of tea in Remilia's face. These are the enemies that a self-moving and stoic individual must face: The Petty Hedonist, the Constrained Intellectual, the Rigid Ruler, and the Decadent Elite. Flan does not mean ill will, and has done little that is permanent, yet these foes would seek her undoing as it is their way to trample upon those who break free of norms. They each latch upon but a mere facet (represented by Flandre dividing into four) to seek and destroy, as it is the rule of ignorant individuals to destroy those which they cannot understand.

>>16310293
Having such a temporary pleasure deprived by the self-moving one, who only sought such an experience to better herself, Koakuma pursues Flandre. Flandre hides in the chandelier, knowing such transient and boorish individuals would never seek to look upwards from their mire of indulgence. Then we see Patchouli, so angered and fixated upon the loss of some useless intellectual "achievement" that lacks any actual merit, she cannot see the natural (represented by the potted plant) state of the world and overlooks Flandre. The maid Sakuya, having her elegance so rudely toppled, seeks vengeance upon a foe she can understand. But she cannot understand the plight of those who work under her, so she never does think to look in the quarters of those so oppressed by her. And finally, Remilia, the slave-queen to all convention and romance, has built a maze of luxury with her; a perfect hiding spot for Flandre, who but recline between gilded frames.
Confounded once more, we see these foes focused upon the singular: They must destroy the one who threatens their structure, their cathedral of sin. Flandre leads them on through a trail, a trail leading to such heights where one's intellect, one's very fibers of being are questioned. The hedonist, lacking such will or character, cannot continue. Passing through the wide corridors, the intellectual falters and topples; a victim to the absurdity and incalculable nature of life. The haughty thief and the indifferent constable but stops and laugh at such a proclaimed "intellect" has not the knowledge to understand the harsh realities. We are left but two, the maid and the noble. Flandre simply soars through the hall, even performing a small spin to show how at ease one who understands the logic of life is. The noble races by, sped on through the power of her own wealth. The maid, as determined as she is, is stopped by an even harsher reality: Her lack of grace and refinement. And then there is one. Remilia, so used to her pleasure and seclusion, is judged by the relentless might of the Sun. Flandre has concealed herself with a parasol, the only trapping of wealth that was necessary. So little, but so much to conceal oneself from the merciless eyes of Judgement.
And we are left to the self-driven, hiding behind the common man; triumphant with no violence, no anger, no feeling. Only by letting go of one's passions, breaking one's chains that restrain one's will, can you achieve such a flight that would cause such anger in those who seek dominion over you.

Where the hell do you even get all these webms?

Holy shit flan cant XXD roflm

Epics my dudes

>>16310221
>>16310223
>>16310228
This is absolutly adorable.
What is this from?

>>16310374
Dog of Flanders

>>16310374
Star Wars: A New Hope

>>16310374
Dangerous things, starring Silvia Saint

I want flan to jump on my bed even though my mom already told her not to and break the box spring and get me grounded

>>16310404
I want Flan to jump on my bed so I can have my way with her

I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much!

And all of you as well!

>>16310443
Flan will always love you.

>>16310429
Flan's nipples!

>>16310443

What's the next step of your Master Flan?

>>16310443
Careful. You don't want to make Flan angry.

>>16310140
But there are three hoops...

>>16310030
MERRY CHRISTMAS MAN XD

>>16310558
I want to make Flan pregnant

ナイス！！

>>16310571
That probably wouldn't make her angry.

Is life!

Merry Flanmas /jp/!

Thank you.

メッリクリスマッスネット???

>>16310175
Burned again!!

>>16310256
There are parts that it sounds nice to be honest.

Sankyuu for the thread Meido

>>16309965
>On a side note, a christmas miracle happened, and the thread was somehow on time

I don't remember this part.
That didn't rhyme at all

Jaypee daisuki!

>>16310009
>Decemberween
I miss watching those and being excited for the new releases.

>>16312214
They started making videos again a couple years back, albeit on a much less regular basis. Only five or so new toons come out per year now, but they're still pretty good.

I want to give Meido a big merry xmas hug!