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Take a break, you've been up all night.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16301669 [DELETED] 

``thread''
It's a general.

>> No.16301671
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16301671

What does she mean by this?

>> No.16301675

>>16301671
Her finger looks limp so I guess she wants you to sleep with your pecker inside her.

>> No.16301678

>>16300890
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2576865
>Source: is.4chan.org/jp/
Don't do this, worldendDominator, you idiot.
Go read the filename and pull it off there.

>> No.16301679
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16301679

I'll post this in here then.

Thank you WockFag for this gift.

Merry almost Christmas everyone

>> No.16301686

>>16301679
I won't be here for Christmas because of stupid no good family, but I might crack out something lewd for you all to enjoy.
Getting raped by Elves is nice and Christmasy, right?

>> No.16301692

>>16301686
Nothing represents the spirit of Christmas more then having your member forcibly shoved inside an extremely lewd but loving elf by her overly aggressive elf friends.

>> No.16301694

>>16301692
How many Elves to a boy is the correct ratio in a scenario like this?

>> No.16301698

>>16301694
3-4 for max Christmas spirit
preferably wearing Santa outfits, or wrapped in ribbons

>> No.16301703

>>16301698
Well I already had one wearing a nice sweater, maybe I'll go with the ribbons and Santa hats

>> No.16301709
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16301709

Would you a nerdy chubby Succubus?

>> No.16301713

>>16301678
Off where? I'm not a sage of filenames, and it's not on tumblr, deviant or pixiv.
I add proper sources when the pics appear somewhere else.

>> No.16301714
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16301714

Quick, an oni is overpowering you and forcing you to come inside her. How do you get out of this situation?

>> No.16301719

>>16301714
Come inside her.
Source, please?

>> No.16301724

>>16301709
I'd probably make her stop wearing tight clothes like that until she lost the weight.

>> No.16301727

>>16301714
>implying I didn't want to impregnate the oni
Boy is she in for surprise when I lock lips with her and don't fight back.

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16301734

>>16301719
>>16301727
Looks likes you guys have done it then. Meet your new in-laws.
https://exhentai.org/s/4a34198cf8/1008490-73

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>>16301714
Molester CQC

>> No.16301743

>>16301713
That's a twitter filename.
https://twitter.com/barbariank

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16301774

>>16301714
>implying it's possible to get out

>> No.16301777
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16301777

I hope everyone's been good this year.

>> No.16301778
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16301778

Come all the way to the Mist Continent just to catch a glimpse of Monkey Butt huh?

>> No.16301779

>>16301777
Horns and tails are like cocks. Impressive when big but also impractical.

>> No.16301780

>>16301778
I want to deflower a panda and make her mine

>> No.16301782
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16301782

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16301783
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16301783

Anyone knows source for this pic?

>> No.16301798

>>16301783
Nice Chimera, but sadly no.

>> No.16301802

>>16301778
N-No! I'm just moving these crates of bananas to the city where I can sell them!

>> No.16301805

>>16301783
Miss, your pauldrons are slipping.

>> No.16301821

>>16301783
She's so cute, I love Chimaeras
I'm not sure if I prefer the pauldrons on her shoulders or forearms

>> No.16301828

>>16301821
What if they are on rails, and can slide up and down her arms at will?

>> No.16301829
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16301829

From line 611, a little update of 1.2k words.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

I'll finish this scene on Christmas/Boxing Day so you can get the authentic feels of blue balls.

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16301833

You wouldn't a lolioni.

>> No.16301836

>>16301833
Of course someone would. Rule ?? of the internet: no matter WHAT it is, someone will fuck it or jack off to it.

>> No.16301839

>>16301828
That would be dumb and I'd make fun of her, what does she think she is? An action Living Doll?

>>16301833
I would, I would so badly

>> No.16301843

>>16301658
How does the devil get more hoursewife art than any other girl?

>> No.16301844

>>16301839
>what does she think she is? An action Living Doll?
Tiamat! Baphomet! Jormungandr! HENSHIN!

>> No.16301845

>>16301783
Did you censor it yourself or was it censored to begin with? If it's the former, link to the uncen version please.

>> No.16301847

>>16301709
Yes. And I'd squeeze that pudge.

>> No.16301852

>>16301843
Because she 's stated to "fufill all of her husband's desires" and also has naked apron spoon... well, stickfeeding in her bonus art.

>> No.16301854
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16301854

>>16301833
Lolioni is the only type of oni I would

>> No.16301858

>>16301852
*fulfill

>> No.16301859

>>16301779
>big tails
>impractical

Big dragons tails are for gently rubbing and you can hide in mofu tails.

>> No.16301866

>>16301779
When a Dragon or Lizard Girl walks into a bar with a big fat tail, I can guarantee many heads will turn.

>> No.16301870

Mere female lizards.

>> No.16301872

>>16301866
I'm not into lizards. Plus I find long, thin sleek tails to be sexy wen non fluffy. A hefty size is good for fluffy though length is still more important than thickness. Though thickness being proportional to length is also a must. Don't want a wolf having a tail tht looks more like a cat's

>> No.16301873

>>16301854
Behind every gang of big, scary, muscled Onis, is a Lolioni leader that they're all afraid of.

>> No.16301876

>>16301873
What about ogres?

>> No.16301881

>>16301778
I'd have to try really hard to keep her from noticing my boner while I'm just trying to sell my wares.

>> No.16301883

>>16301881
Do you have to do that in real life too?

>> No.16301887

>>16301883
Ha, that would imply I have a job.
Do you think a Kakuen would take pity on a human boy begging on the side of the street?

>> No.16301890

>>16301887
She would teach you the ways of of the monkeys. Mainly, stealing shit.

>> No.16301891

>>16301887
Maybe the first, if she was sheltered. After the fifth? Tenth? Hundredth? Nah

>> No.16301892

>>16301890
And if she found me face down in the snow, shivering and barely awake?

>> No.16301893

>>16301892
She would take you to hang out in the onsen.

>> No.16301903

>>16301893
So how hard would she tease me during that time?
There's no way I'm leaving that inn with my virginity.

>> No.16301904

>>16301829
t-thanks faggot
Merry Drunkmas Alp

>> No.16301905

>>16301845
I got it from wiki censored. If I had uncen I wouldn't be asking for a source

>> No.16301907

>>16301904
There is no drunkenness here, but merry Christmas random person!

>> No.16301914
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16301914

>>16301887
>>16301890
The Way of the Monkey!

>> No.16301932

>>16301914
>No Kakuen to take you off the side of the road to make her into her pupil/sex slave
Damn it.

>> No.16301948

>>16301932
Only when you can take the fruit from her, will your training be complete.

It requires more than just speed, you must be cunning a well.

>> No.16301951

>>16301948
>Kakuen teacher tells you the fruit will give you powers if you eat it
>you spend three days trying to snatch it from her
>the attempts to get it were the training that gave you the power-up all along
Thank you not-Korin!

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16301958

2 Days till Christmas!

>> No.16301961

Why is cue and queue spelt different? REEEE

>> No.16301965

>>16301961
Because they're different words?

>> No.16301973

>>16301958
We get our gifts on Christmas Eve here. Well, as kids anyway.

>> No.16301974

>>16301958
When do I get my pudgy Christmas Wock?

>> No.16301975

>>16301965
But they aren't as important or commonly used as to too two, be bee. Context should tell them apart

>> No.16301979

>>16301951
Monkey Monks are lewd. But they know what they're doing.

>> No.16301982

What is your waifus favorite show? My beautiful bloodsuckers' is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>> No.16301983

>>16301948
I'm guessing she'll pin me down and rape me every time I fail?

>> No.16301986

>>16301975
Why are you even talking about grammar here?

>> No.16301990

>>16301982
Lairz.

>> No.16301991
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16301991

>>16301783
>Best guess for this image: animal figure
Thanks google. Seriously, I need to know this too.

>> No.16301996

>>16301983
It's the only way you'll learn.

You can't expect such mercy in a real fight with a Monster Girl.

Your libido must have as much discipline as your mind and body.

>> No.16301998

>>16301982
Brooklyn 9-9
Chesire

>> No.16302005

>>16301982
We've sat down and watched Dragon Tales.
She's a full-grown dragon, I swear.

>> No.16302007

>>16301982
Kitchen Nightmares

>> No.16302010

>>16302007
Does your Anubis admire how Gordon runs a kitchen with harsh discipline?

>> No.16302016

>>16302007
Feel like there is a story behind that.

>> No.16302024
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>>16302016
How to keep a boy's bones strong and his hips full of energy? Cuisine.

>> No.16302031

>>16302024
That Ushi-Oni is so proud of herself.

>> No.16302038

>>16302031
Just like she should be. Proud girls deserve praises for their good work.

>> No.16302044

>>16301734
>sadpanda.jpg

>> No.16302047

>>16302038
In that case, gonna pat the big terrifying demon-spider-cow.

She did a good job.

>> No.16302051

>>16301991
That's her, I think:
https://vndb.org/c49271

>> No.16302054

Are men who go out without underwear considered sluts who deserve to get raped?
Monster girls would probably detect it

>> No.16302057

>>16302047
Make sure to eat the food she prepared and say that it tastes really good, probably the best thing you've eaten and make sure to mentipn she'll would be a great wife.

>> No.16302059

>>16302054
Why would you go without underwear?

>> No.16302062

>>16302059
Because he saw Commando.

>> No.16302064

>>16302038
Just gotta make sure you get warranties out the nose. But don't say anything so you don't hurt her feelings.

>> No.16302067

>>16302010
Yes.

>> No.16302076

>>16302067
Imagine if she starts copying him.

>> No.16302078

>>16302059
Because it's comfy? Why do monster girls go out without underwear?

>> No.16302083

>>16301996
But anon, it would feel so good I might start losing on purpose!

>> No.16302095

>>16302078
>Why do monster girls go out without underwear?
So their pheromones spread wider.

>> No.16302104

>>16302044
>newfag.jpg

>> No.16302117

>>16302095
So men who do this are definitely sluts then

>> No.16302126

>>16301982
I'd like to think mai waifu would share in my love of Gundam.

>> No.16302129

>>16302117
Of course they are. If you go out without underwear it makes it easier fpr the monsters to see the boner you're gonna get from them.

>> No.16302182

What's the quickest way for you to attract a good waifu anon?

For me, if it's undead, it's pure love, and seeing as how eating undead lamentation makes me half-dead and prime for husbandoing, I can easily set myself up into a kind of snow white situation.

I wonder if I just go find a rock innawoods to lie on and surround myself with roses, how long it would take for an undead monster to find me. Days? Months? Years?

>> No.16302189

>>16302182
Cover myself in penaut butter and go outside.

>> No.16302191

>>16302189
Do you want ant-girls? Because that's how you get ant-girls.

>> No.16302197

>>16302191
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16302204
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16302204

>>16301974
I already have mine, can't wait to unwrap her on Christmas morning. Or maybe her unwrap me.

>> No.16302220

>>16302197
But anon, when you finally get husnabdo'd by a big buff worker ant girl, you'll have to clean her sweat off her muscles when she gets home from heavy manual labor. You'll have to massage her tight, muscular body, her breasts which have spent all day cooped up in work gear and her back, which has had to support untold tonnes of weight along with ant tits.

And then she'll want a deeper massage, and get you to fuck her, massaging her womb with your cock. Her abs will twitch ad bounce as you visit ecstasy upon her. Do you really want that?

Do you really want to fuck an ant girl in a bath of steaming, soapy waters, and run your hands over her sculpted body with reverence?

>> No.16302284

>>16302204
Going to grope mine!

>> No.16302321

>>16301783
http://dapper-cat.deviantart.com/art/Chimaera-Monster-girl-652748125

>> No.16302337

>>16302182
Join a creepy cult and pray to the Old Ones

>> No.16302352
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16302352

Fat mofu!

>> No.16302355

>>16302182
I would probably set off in a journey to find my dragon. I hope she likes my praises, gifts and persistence.

>> No.16302356

>>16302352
>that waist
Not fat

>> No.16302357

>>16302352
Someone needs to get her away from the chocolate fountains otherwise the damage will be irreversible

>> No.16302361 [DELETED] 

>>16302104
>>16301774
>>16301932
>>16301951
>>16301782
>>16302044

Who are you quoting?

>> No.16302362

>>16302352
>Fat
>Not THICC
Good boy.

>> No.16302377

>>16301734
That was fucking adorable.

>> No.16302384

>>16302321
Thanks anon.

>> No.16302386

>>16302361
Didn't you get banned or something?

>> No.16302473

I'm gonna mix mofu and pofu on my wife!

>> No.16302483

>>16302473
The comfyness will turn you into a vegetable do it

>> No.16302484

KC's going to give us a new profile this weekend right? He wouldn't abandon us on Christmas.

>> No.16302508

What kind of carnivals would monstergirls host? See how deep you can take a huge cock? Cream-pie a mole?

>> No.16302510

>>16302483
I'm grab us a kotatsu too. She'll be the ultimate comfu.

>> No.16302533

>>16302484
Trumpart was just released a week ago so I doubt he'd release another this week but it's still possible
There are more chances that he will just make a quick Christmas drawing to post on twitter though

>>16302510
You're reaching dangerous levels of comfy, if it's also snowing outside then you will reach critical mass

>> No.16302539

>>16302533
It's definitely going to be snowy.
She'll become so comfy that even time is going to slow down around her.
Though I would probably revert her back after the experiment is done and she gets the title of ultimate comfy. I love her scales too much.

>> No.16302542

>>16302508
Darts. The prizes are lewd things to do with the stall owner.

>> No.16302543

>>16302510
I'm gonna cuddle with this mofu >>16302352 under a kotatsu!

>> No.16302551

What would Ice Queens do if they stumble upon a kotatsu?

Seal it away in a block of ice?

>> No.16302557

>>16302508
>fishing games
Human men use fishing rods with dildos as bait, if an aquatic girl bites he has to take her home for the night.
>drinking games
Keep up with an Oni to win a prize. Stall owners not responsible for what happens if you pass out drunk.
>pin the tail on the centaur
They hide the centaur's tail with a bit of magic and it's your job to give her one with a buttplug while blindfolded

>> No.16302560

>>16302542
>Sylph stall owner
>Manage to hit the naked cut out picture of her with her legs spread in the "bullsyeye" you get to creampie her
>But she is allowed to use her wind powers to knock you off course.
>If you still manage to hit it, you get husbando'd

>> No.16302561

>>16302539
>I love her scales too much.
My brother
Mofu and pofu might be the comfiest but there is nothing better than a waifu with smooth scales

>>16302551
Heat probably gets them aroused like other cold girls, so cuddles under the kotatsu would be like foreplay to them

>> No.16302584

>>16302561
I bet getting rid of all of that comfyness just to have her scales back because I love her would give the big dragon some heart pupils.
Think I'll be getting another daughteru?

>> No.16302603

>no santa holst for christmas

>> No.16302607
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16302607

This elf really can't on a diet!

>> No.16302609

>>16302508
They'd just feature the typical attractions but made lewd, most of them focusing on couples with a few for single people
>Ferris wheel is for slow and gentle couple sex and is by far the most popular attraction
>Spinning cups are for extravagent sex, a favorite among Wonderland species
>Bumper cars are run by Eros followers and if you bump into a car driven by the same sex hard enough you both fall in love
>Etc...

>>16302584
At least 2

>> No.16302611

>>16302607
She looks bigger than the last time I saw her.

>> No.16302613

>>16302603
I'd rather dress up in a red shirt for the holidays, then visit the nearby minotaur herd to spread some christmas cheer

>> No.16302614

>>16302607
I'm going to lay down a rule now.

Pudgy mofu, pofu and elves are to be respected and are not for bullying. They are also best girls.

>> No.16302617

>>16302473
What happens if you add pofu to a mofu yeti?

>> No.16302621

>>16302617
Ultimate cuddler.

>> No.16302622

>>16302613
I'd rather dress up as Santa and go to the local MG orphanage to hand out presents to all the good little monsters

>> No.16302626
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>>16302611
She just can't on a diet!

http://www.comicgum.com/product.php?id=gUnk5hU8b8KWP8ehHA7ygwu2up21HnHufTKjj7SQvq1TgWwZnm0i3uENbFi6g4xq

>> No.16302628

>>16302622
That sounds really fucking cute. I hope ypu have a nice christmas, santa anon.

>> No.16302632

>>16302607
Okay, that's it you fat shit. Get your ass up now, we're going hunting and you aren't eating again until you kill. And put that bow down, you think we're going this elf style? You're chasing down an elk until it drops dead.

>> No.16302638

>>16302622
>get swarmed by loli devil bugs clinging to your legs and looking up at you like you're a hero
That's a good cause.

>> No.16302642
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16302642

How can monstergirls even compete?

>> No.16302644

>>16302642
That's obviously a Succubus in disguise

>> No.16302648

>>16302642
>doppelganger
>have 2 hot nurses

>> No.16302654

>>16302642
I need my waifu to protect me.

>> No.16302659

>>16302642
Easily, take her and make her a dragongirl. Instantly 100x better.

>> No.16302662

>>16302659
Then she no longer will be soft and perfect, she will have ugly scales all over her body and impractical hands and feet.

>> No.16302664

>>16302644
That's the good thing about 2D, human women are better.

>> No.16302667

>>16302662
As long as she's human she will never reach perfection, only scales will let her reach that peak.

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16302671

>>16302642
Oh dear, sounds like someone hasn't had his treatment today.

>> No.16302685

>>16302671
No more injection time.

>> No.16302688

>>16302664
There is nothing wrong with 2D human women but monster girls are miles better

>>16302671
>No Manticore nurse to cure you of your sick fetishes by raping you senseless
Let's all pray for 2017 to happen

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16302700

>>16302688
amen

>> No.16302705

>>16302659
You mean make her a mere female lizard.

>> No.16302709

>>16302688
>but monster girls are miles better
Not true

>> No.16302712

>>16302705
I don't see the problem with female lizard.
If you're sub then she'll never trigger, if you're a dom then she is great.

>> No.16302713

>>16302688
I've really came to love Manticores again over the last year or so. The decreased attention has made it easier to appreciate what they're supposed to be.

>> No.16302721

>>16302713
>The decreased attention has made it easier to appreciate what they're supposed to be.
Same here, not having them spammed with threadcanon makes it better.

Which is why I dislike the attention my favorite girl gets.

>> No.16302723

Once you're married to a Dragon type girl, is it ok to tease her sometimes and call her a lizard when she acts goofy or childish?

>> No.16302726

>>16302723
Yes. Though she might get a bit mad the more you tease her.
Mine got used to me calling her gecko

>> No.16302731

>>16302723
Call her "Puff."

>> No.16302734

>>16302721
>Which is why I dislike the attention my favorite girl gets.
What's your favourite? I know that feeling all too well.

>> No.16302738

Friendly reminder that my balls are not a juice box, damn succusluts.

>> No.16302739

>>16302734
Vampire

>> No.16302742

>>16302721
>tfw my favorite is general enough that you can pretty much have the personality of your choice and nobody will get butthurt
Feels good man.

>> No.16302745

>>16302742
Succubus?

>> No.16302750

>>16301734
>Those parents
http://i.imgur.com/Gv7zPOB.jpg

Fuck off with the monsterboy, though.

>> No.16302761

>>16302745
Inari
They handle the gentler end of things, and if you want one that's a bit "spicy" you've got Youkos.
Throw in threadcanon Kumiho for even further variety.

>> No.16302767

>>16302739
I'm so sorry. They have it just as rough as dragons.

>> No.16302768

>>16302761
Aren't Inari kitsune? They look ara ara as fuck anyway.

>> No.16302773

>>16302768
They are, point being that we have a lot of variety for them.

>> No.16302777

>>16302767
I know. Don't remind me.

>> No.16302784

>>16302767
Hellhounds get quite a bit too.

>> No.16302789

>>16302784
That one hurts the most. On the bright side, as bad as it can be at times I thank myself they don't have the same memes attached to them as they do on /monster/

>> No.16302794

>>16302789
Do we even want to know how bad it is?

>> No.16302796

>>16302794
Probably not.

>> No.16302797

>>16302794
The one time I went to a hellhound there it was full of fags editing the faces of black men into them.

So yeah, it could always be worse here.

>> No.16302800
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16302800

>Be traveling swordsman
>In Zipangu, the locals start talking amongst themselves and laughing about your weapon
>To them, it's a "crude, inelegant weapon fit for a barbarian"
>To you, it's a longsword with a lion-headed pommel gifted by a Marquis for your exemplary skills in fencing
"You there, confident with your blade?"
>Turn to see a Lizardman, dressed in the kimono with the standard daisho tucked into her obi, a flock of young women following behind their 'onee-sama'
>She smiles when you affirm that yes, you are indeed confident in your length and girth.
"I see... care for a duel, then?"
>Brushing off your attempt to get under her skin, she leads you to a ceremonial stage with its own officiant
>Drawing your sword to reflect her katana, you can hear locals starting to take bets over how many strokes it'll take her to best you
>Her smirk is the last thing she does before springing into action, dancing in a strange, cat-like kata
>Spinning out of the way of your strikes and assessing the situation, she lands a few quick and shallow slashes against your well-built arms and thighs
>The crowd cheers
"You are classless, your bushido lacking. I won't even have to break a sweat to defeat you."
>You've begun to notice the pattern, how she uses her tail as a counter-balance to the spins on the balls of her clawed feet
>That's when you do something the crowd, and the Lizardman wasn't expecting
>With your thick, padded leather you grip the sword by the blade, swinging the flat of your pommel at her
>Mid-spin she's too slow to react, taking the full brunt of the strike to her head, knocking her unconscious
>The peasants are crying foul, saying that you need to commit seppuku, that you should be hung from the torii arch of the nearby temple for such blasphemy against the sanctity of Bushido
>But, you can't hear them over the beating of your own heart, and the red haze threatening to overtake your vision
>It's one thing for these slant-eyed elitists to insult your own personal honor, but it's an entirely different story to insult the fighting that your adoptive mother taught you
>Her porcelain white skin marred ever so slightly with scars as ethereal claws danced in the grip of her blade

>> No.16302802
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16302802

Soon, really can't wait. Can't wait to see how the other side will turn out too!

>> No.16302805
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16302805

You can choose one of these elves to marry.

Alternatively, if you're into bigamy you can pick one of each row

>> No.16302819

>>16302805
>bare feet
No contest.

>> No.16302820

>>16302802
I need it!

>>16302805
I'll take the top middle. She looks pure.

>> No.16302823

>>16302805
I don't want cow-elves.
Don't you have some more slender ones?

>> No.16302831

>>16302805
Top left and bottom right

>> No.16302833

>>16302805
I'll take bottom left.

>> No.16302834

>>16302800
Corrupt her.

>> No.16302839
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16302839

>>16302823
Sure

>> No.16302845

>>16302839
Perfect.

>> No.16302849
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16302849

How do you fluster a nerdy succubutt?

>> No.16302851

>>16302805
>one of each row
What a cruel requirement, I wanted bottom middle and bottom right.
I'd have to say top right and bottom middle then.

>> No.16302855

>>16302849
Get her overweight >>16301709
Or alternatively ask her out

>> No.16302866

Elves can make good wives but it's hard to not view them as the sex slaves they are meant to be
How would you let your elf know that you think of her as a person and not a set of holes?

>> No.16302872

>>16302866
>but it's hard to not view them as the sex slaves they are meant to be
That's because of memes and anti-elf propaganda. It's not their fault.

>> No.16302876

>>16302866
proceed to ear cuddle and hold her tight

>> No.16302887

>>16302849
Tell her that wall-flowers went out fetishes in the 1890s.

>> No.16302891

>>16302800
Wake the lizard man up. Make her admit defeat before the peasants

>> No.16302896

>>16302805
What game are these cuties from anyway? My orc senses are tingling.

>> No.16302901

>>16302805
Upper right. She seams nice.

>> No.16302906

>>16302800
A victory is a victory. Now corrupt the lizardman.

>> No.16302909

>>16302800
>The peasants are crying foul
I doubt it the pommel strike is new to nips.

>> No.16302912

>>16302896
It only has those pics plus the cover yet, but looking at the artist and the cover of the VN, hopefully it isn't rape/NTR/monster shit.

>> No.16302915

>>16302912
Harem probably.

>> No.16302922

>>16302800
>>16302909
I also highly doubt a katana is capable of slashing bare flesh, no matter how "well built" shallowly. What is this westaboo wankery?

>> No.16302925
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16302925

What exactly are Lamia Villages like?

Are they just like human villages except inhabited by Lamia and their human husbands? Or do they set up weird villages in caves?

>> No.16302926

>>16302912
Hopefully, rare to get a decent game with elves.

>> No.16302930

>>16302925
Personally I think they're small villages made of wooden houses. Maybe some lamias who live in wild live in caves though.

Also clear pics of the old updated girls when? I need that lamia.

>> No.16302959

>>16302925
They would have weird villages in deep gullies with homes built into the rock

>> No.16302965

>>16302805
None. Cowtits are unneeded.

>> No.16302982

What if I were to spank 4 different Shirohebis?

>> No.16302984

>>16302922
>I doubt a sword can slash flesh shallowly
It's called using the tip of the katana instead of the full blade and having some restraint. It's like you've never seen a skilled swordsman do that.

>> No.16302986

>>16302925
They are sssssuper cool.

>> No.16302988

>>16302982
The end result is something like a waking nightmare where you're never satisfied.

>> No.16302998

>>16302805
Torn between the wholesomeness of top center, and the gentleness of bottom left.

....Bottom left. She reminds me of an elfish Liliana

>> No.16303002

>>16302984
Why would you do it in a duel? what was it, a babby glove slap fight? then the peasant were right to be outraged. That pommel trike should have been a love tap, not knocked her unconscious

>> No.16303014

>>16302805
Screw your rules! I'll take all six!
GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>> No.16303030

>>16303002
I imagine most humans would die after a blow to the head like that.
Being knocked unconscious isn't too far-fetched for a monster.

>> No.16303040

Would you be the protector of the weak in MGC? Taking on monsters who would do harm to those incapable of fighting back?

Like that poor shota who doesn't know he was being lusted after by his Hakutaku teacher. She waited until she knew it was a risky day for her ovulation before striking. Would you step in and violate her to stop the attack? In the name of justice of course.

Or the succubus who crept her way into an all girls catholic school, was plotting to polite the minds of the students and eventually turn them into her kind. You would use sealing magic to render her powerless and take her to your basement right? For correctional purposes, it's a pure and just reason!

Such a life would be hard and you would have to take responsibility for the girls to make things right but someone has to do it.

>> No.16303046

>>16303002
>Why would you do it in a duel?
Because the lizardman thought the guy was the swordfighting equivalent of a spearchucker and wanted to humiliate him, supposedly. Is this really the first time you've seen people playing around with the opponent in duels of any time, regardless of them getting rekt for it or not later?

>> No.16303054

>>16303040
You sound like a common rapist to me.

>> No.16303066

>>16303054
Please don't slander the good name of heroes. If there were more of them we might finally be free from the serial hugger's reign of terror.

>> No.16303073

>>16303040
Pally and Yeti are the roaming adventurers doing good deeds around the city, if they see an injustice they'll mend it

If it's a legal issue that's Pally, Ushi, and Oni - attorneys at law, unrelated

>> No.16303075

I want to make a loli Kiki wear the cone of shame. I'd take a cocktail of drugs to increase my sperm production and then fill her cone to the brim with my cum.

>> No.16303079

>>16303030
Mordhaus were usually used against opponents wearing armor, and it'd still knock them goofy given that the hilt and pommel of the average European sword was at least 6 - 8 lbs of leather wrapped metal.

>> No.16303080

>>16303030
No, I mean it should have been a light tap to demonstrate a point. She was doing the equivalent of love bites and he smacked her shit in.

>>16303046
>Is this really the first time you've seen people playing around with the opponent in duels of any time, regardless of them getting rekt for it or not later?
No it isn't, it just strikes me as highly inapproriate for either trained warrior to treat their trade so irresponsibly. If she isn't going to fight properly, she should be chastised and shamed for it in front of her followers. If you're going to play her game, then you offer similar shallow attacks.

>> No.16303091

>>16303075
We need to do something about the loli kiki abuse
I propose making a partnership with the Sabbath so we can abuse them more efficiently

>> No.16303092

>>16303040
Not really. I'm a person that only gives advice.

>> No.16303095

>>16303091
The Sabbath are a bunch of casuals.They're smalltime compared to me.

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16303098

>>16303080
>it just strikes me as highly inapproriate for either trained warrior to treat their trade so irresponsibly
Yeah well what do you expect from a monster?

>> No.16303099

>>16303075
What happens if i do the same with loli ojou sama vamp?

>> No.16303103

>>16302986
Lamia detected

>> No.16303105

>>16303066
They should bring in a special White Horn agent to apprehend the serial hugger, her warm Yeti cuddles would have no effect and she can't outrun a reindeer

>> No.16303106

>>16303099
As long as you tie her up first I think you'd have a grand old time. It might take her awhile to start drinking since she's sutbborn and Vampires are undead so they don't need to breathe. You might need to leave her drowning in all that cum for a few hours so it might be better to videotape her or something if you don't want to wait.

>> No.16303107

>>16303098
The dude is just as at fault. Even if she's being shitty, either chastise her, or score a point in kind. Demonstrate some kind of skill and make her realise she needs to get her shit together.

>> No.16303116

>>16303107
>Opponent goes full retard
>Punishing said decision to go full retard is wrong

>> No.16303117

>>16302800
A pommel strike is fine too

>> No.16303118

>>16301679
Adorable

>> No.16303121

>>16301679
>waifufags give each other gifts
Cute!

>> No.16303125

>>16303116
Excessive force is a thing, yes.

>> No.16303128

>>16302802
Coming along nicely.

>> No.16303133

>>16303106
Erm, how much i have to pump inside before it becomes a risk for her safety?

>> No.16303139
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>>16303125
>Excessive force
>In a duel
>Against someone chopping you up for shits n giggles

Go home lizardman, you went full retard and lost. You're lucky you didn't get a chop to the neck and only fell unconscious.

>> No.16303142

>>16303091
Sabbath is for finding onii-chans to protect lolis!

Bully them at your own risk, lest ye incur the wrath of loli-dom Baphs

>> No.16303146

>>16303139
>Some one isn't taking you seriously
>In a duel, where neither life is on the line
>Their blade holds no threat to you
>In fact, they cut at you so masterfully you get shallow shaving cuts at worst
>Welp, better cave their fucking head in with your pommel.
Look, if it was just a bandit looking to waylay you, not taking you seriously? Sure, knock them unconscious. Stick a blade in their lungs so they never rise again. Take their shit. But this isn't that.

>> No.16303147
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16303147

Is your pelvis ready to be milked by a horny virgin elf?

>> No.16303151

>>16303147
If she looks like that then I might become mindbroken and addicted to her pussy.

>> No.16303153

>>16303133
You could overflow her cone if you wanted to, she'd be fine in there till all the cum gets absorbed into her skin if she refuses to drink it. That would take several days, but she'd be fine since she'd have food right there if she needs it.

Testing the endurance of undead girls with predicament bondage is a fascinating subject.

>> No.16303157

>>16303146
>Some talks shit and starts a fight, then doesn't even take you seriously
>Punish her for the mistake
>Find her shitposting in a zipangu swordfighting forum

GO HOME

>> No.16303164

>>16303157
Yeah, why not cut her fucking pinkies off while she's out.

Bitch you got Punish'd!

>> No.16303165

>>16303146
Duels are to the death unless specifically stated otherwise.
Granted, the story didn't set up the duel very well
>You strong?
>Yes
>Lets fight
>Le mocking
>Le skull-bashing
Granted, I do applaud write-fag for actually trying to write a fightscene

>> No.16303166

>>16303164
>Talk shit
>Expect to not get hit

G O
O

H O M E
O
M
E

>> No.16303167

>>16303153
I want to test the limits of an adult vamp and wights

>> No.16303171

>>16303166
Cut her fucking arms and legs off too, talk shit get hit

>> No.16303172

>>16303167
You'd have to use even more extreme methods for adults, are you sure you're up to such a task?

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>>16303147
I'd rather have the artist's dragon girl.

>> No.16303174

>>16303171
Nobody gives a shit about your amputee fetish, lizardman. You got rekt, now get out.

>> No.16303175

>>16303172
i got my mushroom stash and corruption fruit bag ready anon

and some vibrating plugs

>> No.16303177

>>16303173
I want to nibble, pinch and slap a Ryu's reversed scale!

>> No.16303178

>>16303173
>naughty dragons getting spanked
Carry on, honorable citizen.

>> No.16303180

>>16303175
What about restraints anon, the whole point of predicament bondage is how you rig up the restraints.

>> No.16303188

>>16303180
i will need some thick ropes with a handful of garlic hanging over her face to cloud her mind during the process

>> No.16303189

>>16303177
You better learn a time stop spell if you want to do all of that otherwise she'll be raping you as soon as you touch her reverse scale

>> No.16303191

>>16303188
Now you're talking.

>> No.16303193

>>16303189
I'm gonna chain her up and put some seals on her. I've chained up a crimsoncap before, I'm sure Ryus are going to be the same.

>> No.16303202

>>16303165
It just seems highly inappropriate to do that. Far better you lower your sword, tell her to take swords more seriously and walk away. She is shamed, she learns her lesson, and her skull probably isn't fractured at the end of the day

>> No.16303207

>>16303147
>>16303173
I like the artist.

It totally has nothing to do with him drawing my waifu, I swear.

>> No.16303210

>>16303191
I will mate press her that vamp so much that she will have quad dhampirs to cosplay as the musketeers

>> No.16303215

>>16303173
>a fat assed Dragon will never sit on your face

>> No.16303216

>>16303202
>and walk away
>Turning your back on someone who is gonna be 200% MAD
>Unironically lowering your sword in the middle of a duel

Did you get your skull fractured as a kid?

>> No.16303225

>>16303216
>>Turning your back on someone who is gonna be 200% MAD
What's she going to do, stab you in the back?
>>Unironically lowering your sword in the middle of a duel
It clearly isn't a serious duel

>> No.16303229

>>16303193
You're really going to spend on that money buying magic chains and seals that are strong enough to hold her just to molest her reverse scale?

You're an absolute madman and you better take responsibility if you break her

>> No.16303230

>>16303225
>What's she going to do, stab you in the back?
>QuoteFromManStabbed.jpg

>> No.16303233

>>16303225
Anon, is the lizardman your waifu? You seem to have gotten the heebie jeebies exceptionally hard over her losing.

>> No.16303241

>>16303229
Of corse I will. Plus it won't be a one time only thing. I'll do it on special occasions after I ask her hand in marriage and she accepts. I really hope she accepts.

>> No.16303247

I want to make a Ryu a slut for reverse scale molesting.

>> No.16303251

>>16303247
RIP anon

>> No.16303252

Would monstergirls have better holiday music than we do?

I'm fucking sick of the same five fucking songs over and over again for a month and a half.

>> No.16303254

>>16303252
I doubt it.

>> No.16303255

>>16303251
I'm going to make her addicted to it. I want her to not be able to go a whole day without chaining herself up and letting me abuse her reverse scale.

>> No.16303262

>>16303233
There are countless thing rankling me about it. Firstly, no matter how "crude" a weapon, any one with a brain can see a well maintained and ornamented sword. Deriding something only a nobleman ought to carry is beyond stupid even for an eleven.

Secondly, the lizardman's arrogance. Now I don't know how much of this is anime and how much is reality, but it seems to me that trained killers - swordsmen - carry themselves differently to most people. Like ought to be able to spot like. Though arrogance may simply be a character trait.

Thirdly, a warrior famous enough to have a fanclub wouldn't be so inexperienced as to act like a cartoonish bully in a duel with real blades. Mocking swordplay is pushing it, but "nuffin personnel" taunts? Naw.

Fourth, despite how you're treated, you have the responsibility of a life within your hands. If your own isn't threatened, I think it's irresponsible to start swinging your pommel around willy nilly. I don't care how hard a monster is. Wrong angle, wrong timing and you have a punched in temple.

Fifth, I see no good reason to leave an adoptive wight mother' side. Ever.

>> No.16303284

I just want to have a nice calm, loving, and happy marriage with my Holstaur waifu.

>> No.16303296

>>16303255
What could go wrong.jpg

>> No.16303308
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shoggoths are for filling to the brim with mastah seed and proceed to duplicate your shoggy as many times as your sanity can handle

>> No.16303316

>>16303284
Would you work on your small farm together?

>>16303308
It's 100% headcanon but I truly believe that Shoggoths are hard to duplicate since they use their extra mass to create furniture and what not

>> No.16303321

>>16303316
I WILL JUST HAVE TO TRY EXTRA HARDER!

>> No.16303331

>>16303308
Shogs have uteruses unlike other Slimes, so I don't think they duplicate.

>> No.16303332

>>16303316
>Would you work on your small farm together?
Of course, we'll grow it into the best small farm in the county, and maybe into a bigger farm if we have enough kids who want to stay and continue it.

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16303333

Christmas costume coming soon

>> No.16303334

>>16303316
I headcanon that shoggs mostly does furniture and for her to create a fully functional daughteru would consume insane amounts of SE. It also leaves her really tired.

>> No.16303340

>>16303333
So am I if you keep posting devils like that, my body can't take much more of this.

>> No.16303343

>>16303333
Bless you.

>> No.16303344

>>16303308
As long as they don't do any of that "Become one with master" thing, I'm fine with it.

>> No.16303346

>>16303262
>If your own isn't threatened, I think it's irresponsible to start swinging your pommel around willy nilly
>Getting bleeding wounds and ZERO certainty that she won't kill you later, along with an adrenaline rush kicking in because you're in a fight you're starting to lose
>Zero certainty of what the lizardman's thoughts or objectives are let alone if she'll suddenly decide to do something else
>Bladed weapon flying about in your face
>No rules whatsoever set before the duel, everything goes by virtue of nothing being off-limits
>Somehow able to go through the thought process to determine if your life is threatened or not in such situation

Anon, have you ever been in a fistfight in real life? A school fight as a kid, even? You don't think straight, much less when you're pissed off like the guy in the greentext, and MUCH less when there's actual weaponry involved and some shitter swinging it at you for no reason.

The lizardman went full retard and got punished for it. Honestly she got off easy by not dying. She picked the fight, didn't even take it seriously, left her guard down, and got knocked unconscious instead of stabbed in the jugular to bleed out in front of everyone. I mean, shit, if she suddenly got competent and chopped his arm off you'd probably not even find an issue with it because her being an incompetent twat suddenly means you have to lower yourself to her level in the first place.

>> No.16303347

>>16303333
She looks pinchable.

>> No.16303351

>>16303333
Meh, I much rather prefer the original devil desu senpai. They have perfect body, soft enough to show clear skindentation with panties but not enough to be called fat or chubby
Still thanks for the pic, I guess.

>> No.16303355

>>16303333
I want to use her as a pillow
Great job, although the skin indentation could be slightly more pronounced

>> No.16303374

>>16303346
>ZERO certainty that she won't kill you later,
It's a monster girl. A monster girl obsessed with muh bushido. She won't kill you later, it's a certainty.
>you're in a fight you're starting to lose
Character was clearly unphased by the tiny nicks
>certainty of what the lizardman's thoughts or objectives are let alone if she'll suddenly decide to do something else
She's quite obviously setting out to knock the white piggu down a peg or two.
>>Bladed weapon flying about in your face
You're trained to cope with this.
>No rules whatsoever set before the duel, everything goes by virtue of nothing being off-limits
Bad writing, honestly
>>Somehow able to go through the thought process to determine if your life is threatened or not in such situation
Yes, soldiers are trained to think under pressure.

>You don't think straight, much less when you're pissed off like the guy in the greentext
I don't think straight because I haven't been trained to. Are you honestly telling me a trained fighter spergs out the instant a punch is thrown? You wouldn't last very long against a calmer opponent. And he wasn't pissed off until they started mocking his fighting style.

> I mean, shit, if she suddenly got competent and chopped his arm off you'd probably not even find an issue with it because her being an incompetent twat suddenly means you have to lower yourself to her level in the first place.
This is stupid. Both are trained fighters. If one realized their limbs were in legitimate danger, evasive action would be taken and a counter strike of equal deadly force would be given. This isn't some haiyai shit where the sword flashes and your arm is already gone.

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>>16303351
>>16303333
Must admit I'm more of a fan of the body type in the profile too. Not going to complain about more devil content though.

>> No.16303391
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16303391

Draco is cute. Right guys?

>> No.16303392

>>16303391
No.

>> No.16303395

>>16303391
Impregnate and repopulate her race!

>> No.16303397

>>16302800
>The crowd is in an uproar, flinging countless words, foreign to you but clearly meant as an insult
"Hitomi!"
>A shrill cry echoes from the edge of the arena
>What follows is an exchange-in a foreign language-between the defeated Lizardman and another, older lizard
>She wears an elegant kimono of black and gold, and her red hair is tied in a bun such that her face is unobstructed, including the patch over her left eye
>As she turns to face you, you take note of the young woman at her side, drapped in an even more luxurious robe, her furred eares peaking out from her hat
"I apologize for my students misbehavior"
>The elderly woman is speaking directly to you now
"Her indiscresion has brought shame to myself, her peers, and our young lady"
>She opens her kimono, revealing the hilt of a blade
"I am truly sorry, but I must be your opponent now"
>She begins to take her position in the arena as some other women surround the young girl
"Use whatever part of your weapon you wish. First to connect with their opponent is the victor."

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16303399

>A clingy, matronly Automaton with plump titties and ass will never designate you as her Mastah

>> No.16303400

>>16303399
>A warm soft onee-san Automaton with an hourglass figure

>> No.16303405

>>16303399
Is what I need.

>> No.16303409

>>16303391
She's a literal mere female lizard
Real dragons are much cuter

>>16303399
Would an Automaton engage hostilities if I took a snapshot of her panties?

>> No.16303413

>>16303392
But she's a cute!

>> No.16303419

>>16303409
Don't bully her anon! She is a real dragon.

>> No.16303422
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16303422

>>16303121
We've done that for awhile.
Like the group pictures, and I got this for Wockfag awhile ago

>> No.16303429

>>16303422
LEWD

>> No.16303443

>>16303409
>Would an Automaton engage hostilities if I took a snapshot of her panties?
She wouldn't express it well, but she'd be flattered.

>> No.16303453
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16303453

Have this Christmas Demon while we wait for the objectively superior Devil

>> No.16303459

>>16303453
But Demon is a full upgrade of the devil. Oh well, better girls for me.

>> No.16303463

>>16303453
Onee-san > Imouto

I'll enjoy my Christmas Demon. Going to "unwrap" her on Christmas day.

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16303468

>>16303453
How is it that black sclera girls are capable of being so cute?

>> No.16303473

>>16303453
Could I make it a part of the contract that she has to wear that kind of clothing during Christmas?

What would Christmas be like with monster girls?

>> No.16303475

>>16303473
Christmas would always be white and comfy.

>> No.16303480

>>16303459
>>16303463
It's the holiday season, let's not fight over who is the best
Demons are great too, I'll even admit that they are much lewder than Devils

>>16303468
Because black sclera is best sclera

>>16303473
>Could I make it a part of the contract that she has to wear that kind of clothing during Christmas?
Of course, you can ask for whatever as long as you fulfill your part of your contract

>What would Christmas be like with monster girls?
Full of love and happiness

>> No.16303482

>>16303374
>It's a monster girl.
Who doesn't use demon realm silver or equivalent for some reason and is completely fine with causing bleeding wounds for shits n giggles. That alone points to her being more willing than the common monster to go for actual wounds and God knows what else.
>Character was clearly unphased by the tiny nicks
Doesn't change the fact that until the pommel strike he couldn't land a single blow and the lizard was pretty much running circles around him. He sure as fuck wasn't winning or in a stalemante.
>She's quite obviously setting out to knock the white piggu down a peg or two.
In feudal nipponistan which this obviously takes inspiration from that can mean anything up to and including killing. Being this vague isn't helping your cause, bud.
>You're trained to cope with this.
>t. guy who never even read on training, let alone take up some manner of boxing or martial art
Training doesn't magically remove your fight-or-flight behavior or adrenaline rush and turn you into some stone-cold guy unfazed by someone swinging swords against him. It conditions you to react in a proper way to certain events so rather than covering yourself or staring blankly like a deer caught in headlights at someone swinging a sword at you you reflexively parry it and shiv the guy trying to shiv you. I don't care how many hollywood films you watched, in the minuscule time windows you're given in an actual fight you can't rest on much else other than reflexes. Other things like deciding on how to attack or whether to attack or not at all are more centered on decision-making than reflexes but they're useless if you're stuck staring blankly thinking "what do I do here?" when a sword is thrusted your way.
>Bad writing, honestly
If you need to be spoonfed an infodump the size of a nuclear physics textbook to not get stuck on one single idea and either remove or call evidence on the contrary 'shit writing', that's more you being a shit reader. You didn't even settle on the guy being an asshole or certain things around the setting allowing it like the aforementioned nipponistani duels to the death, you're already jumping to calling it bad writing because things didn't go your way.
>Yes, soldiers are trained to think under pressure.
See above.

Stupidest post I've seen so far desu. Bet you haven't even written a shitty story either.

>> No.16303485

Don't worry anons. She'll be there on Christmas day. Don't you worry.

>> No.16303487

>>16303475
>white
I know you mean snow. But it would be kinda funny if your waifu wished for you to drink some semen enchantment drugs and bukkake her.

>> No.16303489

>>16303487
No I didn't mean snow.

>> No.16303492

>>16303489
So you actually meant semen then?

>> No.16303496

>>16303468
Quick someone call a paladin!

>> No.16303501

>>16303492
Yes.

>> No.16303502

>>16303485
My waifu is Wendigo, so I know she's always right behind me.

>> No.16303513

>>16303496
She was the paladin

>> No.16303517

>>16302805
Top left

>> No.16303518

>>16303397
I'm ready for more, as long as people get a little butthurt

>> No.16303520

>>16303485
Even though I don't celebrate Christmas? I really hope so though, I would start if she did.

>> No.16303547

>>16301783
>animal heads staring at me
I don't like that.

>> No.16303562

>>16303513
That's a quick change.

>> No.16303563

>>16303502
>Wendigo
She'll be decorated as the tree on Christmas day

>> No.16303567

>>16303563
I'd decorate a Whitehorn.

>> No.16303568

>>16303482
As the original writer, I'm kind of sad that people are raising this much of a stink about it. Yes, it wasn't exactly well-written, and no, I didn't do it because of being a weeaboo or a complete asshole. It was more of a masturbatory fantasy of a Lizardman learning to appreciate German-style fencing. But, eh. I'll just delete it if people are going to debate the semantics of a fucking greentext.

>> No.16303572

>>16303563
That's domestic abuse, I'm calling the MG police

>>16303567
They're coming for you too

>> No.16303579

>>16303568
I liked it. There's plenty of distilled autism here, I would just ignore it

>> No.16303583

>>16303568
>it wasn't exactly well-written
It wasn't badly written. It just needed a bit of polish. What do I know though, I've never written greentexts so it's not my field of expertise.

>> No.16303593
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16303593

Would your waifu have pleasure runes? If so, how many?
Would you convince her to get pleasure runes if she didn't or convince her to get more if she does?
Would you get a shared pleasure/lust rune if your waifu wanted you tow to have one?

>> No.16303594
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16303594

I want to give my onee san manticore the whitest christmas ever!

>> No.16303600

>>16303593
what are exactly their purpose?

are there more kind of runes?

how difficult is to get one?

it is painful to get one engraved on your skin?

>> No.16303606

Will transgenesis make monstergirls real?

>> No.16303612

>>16303593
I'd probably pass.
There's some things like a good rub behind the ears that I'd like to keep pure.

>> No.16303614

>>16301829
I want to be bullied by elves now

>> No.16303617

>>16303593
Nope, my waifu doesn't have any runes on her and I don't really like them. If she ever really wants one then I can accept, but I would prefer if she stayed normal.

>> No.16303618

>>16303600
>what are exactly their purpose?
The normal once just makes you feel more pleasure from sex. If you have m,ore than one you start to feel pleasure from merely being touched or most thing really. If you have a ton of them you more or less cum just being touched.

>are there more kind of runes?
Yes, but they all more or less come down to feeling pleasure from different things. There are those that make pain feel like pleasure or making your lover feel good makes you feel pleasure.

>how difficult is to get one?
Go to a monster controlled city and you'll probably be able to find someone that can do it. Not hard, but might take a long trip to get one.

>it is painful to get one engraved on your skin?
No, it feel amazing. Don't be surprised if you cum getting one.

>> No.16303620

>>16303606
No.

>> No.16303673

>>16303593
>Would your waifu have pleasure runes?
She's a Lich so damn right.
>If so, how many?
Three, each in different places on her body and in various designs.
>Would you convince her to get pleasure runes if she didn't or convince her to get more if she does?
More than three would be overkill, there's a certain amount that makes it impossible for a girl to stay sane.
>Would you get a shared pleasure/lust rune if your waifu wanted you tow to have one?
I'd get one, sure. Probably on my back so it's easy to conceal in public and she's the only one allowed to see it.

>> No.16303701

>>16303673
>More than three would be overkill, there's a certain amount that makes it impossible for a girl to stay sane.
Isn't that point at like 3/4 of her body tho?
Half of the body is "90% of what you are going to do and care about is sex, but you are still sane" and full body is "You can think of nothing but sex with your husband".
Three runes for a lich, who are excellent at controlling their emotions and sanity as long as their phylactery is intact, would be no problem what so ever.

>> No.16303721

>Be Lumberjack, married to a White Horn
>The snow's crunching beneath your boots as you head back to your home, lugging a bundle of kindling
>Meeting her was probably the best thing to happen to you, even if she has a hard time being proactive during love-making sessions
>You're built like a brick shithouse, standing at least 190 cm and 208 kg, your muscles barely constrained by the fabric of your wool pants and plaid shirt
>Part of you thinks it's because of all the work you do, as well as the stereotypically lumberjack food you eat, but other parts of you think it's because of your wife's manna
>She's smiling at you when you approach, putting your maul onto the side of the house
"Welcome home~"
>Embracing you, she nuzzles your barrel chest as your daughter plays near the hearth
>Feel a little frisky, start groping her waist, getting her to pinch your hands
"Not while she's awake~"
>That's when you just do it, ripping your shirt open and putting her head near your heart, surrounded by your velvety black chest hair
"W-Wha?"
>'Shh Shh Shh. Just warm yourself on my fur.'
>TFW waifu ends up taking in the scent of sweat and pine as she hugs you closer to her
>Starts rubbing her head in your chest going "I love you" over and over
>That night, she rouses you out of bed just to lead you outside into the snow, letting you see her dripping wet doe cunt
>TFW she makes you fuck her against the tree so hard and vigorously that her legs are as wobbly as a newborn's and all the snow around you is melted
>TFW relaxing in front of the hearth with her afterwards, sipping cocoa and remarking how she's 'really cute' when she's being aggressive
>TFW her face going beet red

>> No.16303725
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16303725

>>16303572
It was her idea, the cops can't arrest me if she wanted it

>> No.16303727

>>16303721
Second person was a mistake.

>> No.16303738

>>16303701
I do like the thought of more from an appearance standpoint.

>> No.16303740

>>16303593
Would your waifu have pleasure runes?
Not really, and I wouldn't be able to convince her anyways.

Would you get a shared pleasure/lust rune if your waifu wanted you tow to have one?
I'd get one on my back and call it a Siegfried mark.
She's a dragon, and I'm her layer.

>> No.16303746

>>16303738
She could always get non-functional ones like Amazons have.

>> No.16303750

>>16303725
That wendigo is melting my heart.

>> No.16303753

>>16303750
Wendies are crazy cute. I would need to hold myself to not get one as a daughter.

>> No.16303773

>>16303753
I think I might adopt a wendigo since my waifu is incapable of making a daughteru.

>> No.16303782

>>16303773
why?

>> No.16303791

>>16303773
I want to adopt way too many monsters. My daughteru would probably think I'm a lolicon.

What's up with your waifu?

>> No.16303796

>>16303721
>fucking against a tree in the snow, having sex so hot the snow around you melts
TOO LEWD

>> No.16303797

>>16303782
>>16303791

She's an Automaton. And the idea of a machine creating a child just freaks me out. Also it means I can solve the MGC Orphan problem by adopting them all.

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>>16303797
No Wendigo should spend Christmas alone

>> No.16303808

>>16303797
Ah, I see. I'm sure your waifu would love to have a daughteru.

>> No.16303814

>>16302805
I want that lower middle Axe Elf.

>> No.16303822

>>16303333
>'Ey boss, what's cookin'?
>Good news Devil assistant! I've invented a spell that causes the skull to burst out of a man's face!
>Kyaa!~ You're so EVIL boss!~

>> No.16303823

>>16303797
You could literally make a baby like in the movie Robots.
Of course, your idea sounds cuter.

>> No.16303829

>>16303399
>Automatron

>> No.16303848
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16303848

PAW PADS.

>> No.16303852
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16303852

This is your secretary now.

>> No.16303857

>>16303848
super cute

>> No.16303859

>>16303822
Why did I read that in a boston accent?
Now I want a busty boston accented Devil.

>> No.16303861

>>16303852
Pat pat.

Good secretary.

>> No.16303862
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16303862

Anyone else looking forward to Jingai Shunman 10?
I'm glad Thomas un-cancelled this series.

>> No.16303864

>>16303852
Motorboat.
MOTORBOAT

>> No.16303865

>>16303862
One thing I've started to notice about him is he has alot of sameface. But I love Thomas' works anyway.

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>>16303862

>> No.16303869

>>16303862
I'm always looking forward for more Thomas

>> No.16303873

>>16303829
Automamom!

>> No.16303875

>>16303848
When it comes to paw pads >>16303594 is the best depiction of how I envision hand and foot paws looking, even though my waifu isn't a Manticore.

>> No.16303880

>>16303862
Looks like he just took his Mantis, changed her into a Lizard, and called it a day.

>> No.16303883

>>16303875
.less' paws look too blocky and "square".
KC's paws are way better.

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16303885

>>16303880

>> No.16303888
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16303888

>>16303875
Those are some nice paw pads too.

>> No.16303896

Monstergirls cant see you if you stand perfectly still and blend into the environment.

>> No.16303902

>Siths
>Kobold
>Griffin
So is every new monster girl with paws going to have small paws and digitigrade legs? I hope not.

>> No.16303904

>>16303852
Miss...Mofu? I'd like you to bring me the D. Nuki account paperwork and a glass of Bourbon, please. Thank you.

>> No.16303907

>>16303902
I like Griffon legs and all.
Sue me.

>> No.16303916

>>16303902
It's part of KC's new artstyle. He downsized all the claws and paws, and goes for more of a clothing-like look on fur and scales and such.

>> No.16303919

>>16303883
Of course it isn't a perfect depiction because I would like them more petite and I don't like the claws at all, but what >>16303902 is talking about is exactly what I'm getting at. I really don't like how KC id Kobold paws.

>>16303888
I agree anon. I do like the finger pads though.

>> No.16303921
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>>16303801
We need an wendigo idol

>> No.16303923

>>16303852
>>16303904
>"Oh, and undo one more button, show me a bit more cleavage."
>Anon gives her a firm smack on the bottom as she passes by.

>> No.16303926

>>16303921
>Wendigo's latest hit single.
>'Awawawawant You'

>> No.16303928

>>16303919
>Of course it isn't a perfect depiction because I would like them more petite
Those are already really fucking small, nearly human sized. How tiny do you want her hands and feet to be man?

>> No.16303932

>>16303923
Please, I'm a professional. I don't do this kind of thing at work until we've been working late nights together for weeks at a time and the sexual tension is at an all time high, so I tear off her clothes and ravage her on my desk and cum deep inside her

>> No.16303936

>>16303919
That Manticore's hands and feet would be small by human standards, how the hell would you make them more petite?

>> No.16303938

>>16303852
Any secretary of mine must master the art of the under the desk blowjob.
>>16303862
On my list of things to look out for that's for sure.

>> No.16303942

>>16303928
I don't know how to explain it anon, I think her palms are too fat and her fingers are too square.

>> No.16303943

>>16303921
We need Wendigos rappers.

>"Awawawhat's up my girls?!"
And then they start dropping some sweet rhymes and showing off teir bling.

>> No.16303944

>>16303926
Is her next one "You Ran Awawawaway With My Heart!"?

>> No.16303951

>>16303902
I love the legs on kobold and griffon. It's on a per girl basis depending on what he thinks fits the design though.

>> No.16303955

>>16303942
So, human hands with paw pads then?

>> No.16303966

>>16303902
I like the Griffons legs a lot. It adds to her fluffy look.

>> No.16303989

>>16303926
>>16303943
>>16303944
I think we're into something

>> No.16303990

>>16303955
I don't know anon, I don't know how I want them to look.

>> No.16303992

>>16303951
>>16303966
I don't dislike the Griffon's legs (though the Kobold's look weird), I just hope that we'll get some girls with the "classic" KC paws too. We've had 4 digitigrade paws girls in a row now.

>> No.16303998

>Wendigo discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZpT_v42KQ

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>>16303902
>Hating on built-in 'fuck me' heels
At least Kobolds and Griffon aren't furries.

>> No.16304013

>>16303989
What's her market though? Regular monstergirl idols have the young girl crowd, Idol Boys have the older woman crowd. Who do shy Idols appeal to?

>> No.16304022

>>16304013
>Implying shy girls moe doesn't have a market

Why do you think wendigos are so popular?

>> No.16304024

>>16304001
Am I the only one who doesn't just see monster parts as clothing? All that talk about "natural high heels" and "natural ZR" just confuses me.

>> No.16304030

>>16304024
>Am I the only one who
No

>> No.16304041

>>16303998
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZpT_v42KQ X the number of Wendigos having a discussion.

>> No.16304047

>>16304022
I mean, in a monstergirl world there wouldn't really be much of a market for aiming at boys.
Unless the aim was for the Idols to get laid.
also
>A Haughty Idol will never have a crush on you despite you not knowing about her music very much.
>She'll never employ her legion of preteen monstergirl fans to lean as much as possible about you.

>> No.16304049

>>16304024
>Am I the only one who doesn't just see monster parts as clothing?
No, you're probably not the only furfag around here.

>> No.16304052

>>16304049
Fuck off retard.

>> No.16304054

So how much do your waifus deviate anatomically from the MGE profile, /mgt/?

>> No.16304063

>>16304054
I prefer my Manticores to have scorpion tails with paralytic venom over tailpussies, as well as Cheshires having a fascination with pretending brooms between their legs are penises

>> No.16304066

>>16304054
I just headcanon away the paws and claws.

>> No.16304067

>>16304063
Out.

>> No.16304074

>>16304054
>Lich
Not that much. Larger breast. a few more pleasure runes. Different face/hair most likely. Otherwise it's the same.

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>>16304067
I like what I like, you like what you like.

>> No.16304080

>>16304024
I see them as an essential part of the girl, it's weird to think of them as clothing if you're actually a fan of monster girls.

They can't just take their paws off or detach themselves from their snake part of the case of a Lamia, both of those would be guro.

>> No.16304087

>>16304024
People don't say that to mean that the monster parts are just clothing, just that they enhance the human parts in ways similar to certain clothing since they need to enhance the human parts somehow, they're not really all that attractive on their own

>> No.16304088

>>16304054
Dark Slime with Demon proportions and a hime cut. Wears a giant wizard hat.

>> No.16304089

>>16304054
My Kobold waifu's and daughteru's paws are like this Manticore's paws >>16303594 but with much smaller claws. Their legs are human instead of digitigrade and their fur only goes up to just above their knees and elbows.

>> No.16304091

>>16304054
>anatomically
Not at all, except hairstyle really.
The species is fairly simple.

>> No.16304095

>>16304087
>monster parts can't enhance a girl unless they emphasize her human bits
?

>> No.16304099

>>16304088
>Dark Slime with giant wizard hat.
>When you make came for the night, she retreats into it, like a hermit crab and goes to sleep.
>Also retreats into it when scared.

>> No.16304101

>>16304047
>Hugely popular Lilim idol
>Disguises herself as a normal human when she goes out in public to avoid the paparazzi
>Stop to get a coffee and a bacon egg and cheese on your way to work one morning
>Notice a woman behind you as you're walking in and hold the door for her
>Smile and say good morning as she passes
>Get in line behind her
>She has to wait for her order and yours is finished quickly
>End up leaving at the same time
>Hold the door for her again
>Smile and tell her to have a nice day
>It was her, but you didn't know
>Even if she wasn't disguised, you still wouldn't have recognized her because you don't follow that type of music
>She's convinced that your actions were intentional and done to let her know that you knew it was her
>Spends all day agonizing over it and finally decides that you must be stalking her
>She comes to the conclusion that the best way to handle it is to find out who you are and follow you so that she can catch you stalking her in order to prove it to the police
>Over the next few weeks, you start getting more than a little creeped out when things are left in different places in your home despite no signs of entry along with a feeling that you're being watched
>Little do you know that she's getting more and more unhinged thanks to her delusions
>Wake up to find her straddling you one night
>When she notices you're awake, she locks her eyes with yours and lets you see deep into that crazy abyss while she loudly exclaims that she's going to make the first move so that you won't get the chance

>> No.16304103

>>16304054
She's a bit bigger, around the height of a human woman and wears her hair differently.

>> No.16304113

>>16304054
She is small for someone of her species. Her claws are smaller, the color scheme is also different and her horns are curved.

>> No.16304119

>>16304054
I have variations of a handful of my favourites. The most recent one I thought up is an almost flat Manticore who shaved her mane and has a piercing through one of her ears.

She's a bit of a trouble maker and not really a pleasant person for most people to be around but seemingly transforms into a completely different girl if you talk about her hobbies with her. Just don't let your guard down, beneath her enthusiasm she's still calculating her strike.

>> No.16304120

>>16304099
She hides in the hat when I embarrass her. She'll suck herself up into it suddenly, and the hat will just fall to the ground.

>> No.16304140

>>16304101
Does this mean I have to follow the crazy Lilim idol on her tours and everything now?

>> No.16304143

>>16304101
Too bad we don't have an OC for that, huh?

>> No.16304145

>>16304101
That's nice.
I'd rather have a tubby Tanuki CEO do that to me though.

>> No.16304157

>>16304119
Literally super speshul furry OC tier, kill yourself immediately.

>> No.16304162

>>16304054
She's bigger, different hair color and hairstyle, paler skin and I think that's all

>> No.16304170

>>16304054
Differences in body type, colorscheme, armor, weaponry, and hairstyle.
Then again, Automatons aren't difficult to imagine stuff about, provided you aren't going as far as to give her a bunch of Zabanyas as fin funnels or some shit.

>> No.16304177

>>16304119
>shaved her mane
I really can't visualize this.

>> No.16304176

>>16303583
>Polish it
Don't you know who I am?

>> No.16304182

>>16304176
Does it matter?

>> No.16304188

>>16304101
Well that's one way to get a yandere.

>> No.16304197
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>>16304157
Nothing of the sort. Manticores aren't pleasant people to start with so it fits with their profile, they play off fear and outright make people think they're going to kill them.

It also may come of a shock to you but a sizeable amount of the population also have piercings, it's not some super special thing that the furry community created.
>>16304177
Yeah I can understand a lot of people not liking that part. I'm fond of Manticore's manes myself but didn't think it fit the design I had in mind.

>> No.16304200

>>16304176
I want a Polish monster girl who will make potato pancakes and deny polish death camps.

>> No.16304202

>>16304182
My fragile ego says yes, but really, No.

>> No.16304204

>>16304197
Never remove pofu.

>> No.16304207

>>16304202
Good.

Now git.

>> No.16304210

Realistically. Would a Shoggoth win in a competition against a Kikimora to please her mastah?

>> No.16304213

>>16304210
Did the Kiki have prep time?

>> No.16304216

>>16304210
Yes.

>> No.16304217

>>16304200
>No mention of Kielbasa or Golumpki

You don't know your polish food.

>> No.16304223

>>16304213
They both did.

>> No.16304234

>>16304210
The only way a Kiki can win is to use her stand 「MAID IN HEAVEN」

>> No.16304237

>>16304210
MG rules says whoever loves him more wins.
Which probably means anon had better be okay with bigamy.

>> No.16304238
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16304238

>The “power to raise a hero” that they were equipped with before their fall becomes extremely specialized as a “power for raising a man”, particularly in the realm of sexual prowess. Men who receive their power increasingly gain the ability to provide ecstasy and happiness for women they sleep with. That is to say, they grow into “incubi” specialized for having sex with women, pouring in semen, and impregnating them.

So dark valkyries are into /d/ stuff?

>> No.16304246

>>16304238
Where on earth are you getting that implication from?

>> No.16304249

>>16304101
Boy is she gonna feel silly when she finds out the truth.
I'll still stay with her though. She's cute.

>> No.16304257

>>16304246
if i am reading that description right it basically screams "i power up husbando so he can impregnate me harderr each time"

>> No.16304259

>>16304257
That's not exactly /d/ material anon.

>> No.16304260

>>16304257
That's hardly /d/ though.

>> No.16304264
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16304264

>>16304257
Are you the same guy that thought Wights left their husbands?

>> No.16304289

>>16304257
Something like that isn't really abnormal. Check out Wonderland if you want /d/.

>> No.16304301

>>16303593
Hrm...I wonder if !.! are Pleasure Runes?

Probably not, I think they generally integrate the MGE Heart into their design...

>> No.16304302
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16304302

I bet you wouldn't gamble your virginity on vidya.

>> No.16304303

>>16304289
For comparison for the guy who thinks that's /d/: A pair of wonderland girls can pop genderswap potions, force feed you one, turn themselves into dogs and spit roast you.

Anything outside of wonderland is rainbows and sunshine compared to that.

>> No.16304308

>>16304054
Sabbath member, shorter haircut, slightly more conservative normal dress...I really haven't put much thought into it.

>>16304170
The Zabanya doesn't have fin funnels; it has a legion of autonomous sniper rifles and holster/shields.

>> No.16304309

>>16304302
>You'll never convince a Demon to face you in a challenge to save your virginity.
>You'll never choose a fighting game as your challenge.
I'd do it and win just so I could see the look on her face before kissing her and giving her my virginity anyway.

>> No.16304310

>>16304302
>posting furshit

>> No.16304311

>>16304301
You could probably make the !.! into pleasure runes if you wanted to. Might take a Lich or the Pharaoh to do it, but you could.

>> No.16304314
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16304314

>>16304310
THIS is furshit, that's just a Lamia from FFXI.

>> No.16304317

>>16304311
Replace the dots with little hearts like some adorable school girl's notebook.

>> No.16304319

>>16304314
>no human skin
>no hair
It doesn't belong here.

>> No.16304321

>>16304314
>file deleted
The absolute madman actually did it, didn't he?

>> No.16304328

>>16304303
Just because that's a theoretical possibility doesn't mean it'd ever happen.
Only the girls are on the receiving end of /d/ shit in MGE. The guys get vanilla only.

>> No.16304329

>>16304302
Anon...

>> No.16304331

>>16304308
>The Zabanya doesn't have fin funnels; it has a legion of autonomous sniper rifles and holster/shields.
I was referring to Zabanyas that are the fannels, with the most viable comparison being the Gadelazas many Fangs.

>> No.16304336

>>16304328
Not him but I definitely recall there being some wonderland shit that will turn the guy into a literal beast.
I think that counts.

>> No.16304341
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16304341

>>16304319
>>16304329
>human type skin on face and hands
>is wearing winter clothing

Get some glasses Ed boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2n7amEz7OU&t=8m39s

>> No.16304342

>>16304328
If the guys ok with it...

Just keep it off the thread!

>> No.16304343

>>16304302
I probably wouldn't. I've gotten really rusty.
If I had to, however, I'd probably challenge her at a GP in F-Zero GX.

>> No.16304348

>>16304302
Are you calling me a casual

>> No.16304350

>>16304336
Yeah, but that's technically still the girl getting raped by an animal.
If the girl turned into a beast that'd be a different story.

>> No.16304351

I just realized why I find lizard feet attractive when im normally only into human feet. Its because of Granberia

>> No.16304354

>>16304321
>madman
What. I know what doesn't and doesn't belong here.

>> No.16304358
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16304358

>>16304351
Lizard feet are great.

Is there any good lizard girl footjob art?

>> No.16304375

>>16304358
Lizard and dragon feet are amazing. Look at how powerful and strong they are. I want her to step on me.

>> No.16304378

>>16304358
Salamander has the best hands and feet in MGE

>> No.16304379

>>16304341
Just keep that scaly shit out of here.

>> No.16304380

>>16304358
One ancient pic by .less is all that comes to mind.

>> No.16304382

>>16304375
I want to massage and kiss my dragon's feet until she can't resist anymore.

>> No.16304383 [DELETED] 

>>16304350
>TFW Anon takes the potion and turns into a wolf
>Alice tells her husband that the purple kitty is "Playing with her doggie"
>'That's normal, sweetie'
>TFW Cheshire taking the knot and loving it
Fucking /d/.

>> No.16304384

>>16304375
>that contrast between her utterly inhuman, scaly, clawed feet and her delicious brown human skin
>that size and power
>and yet her scales are so smooth and those soles look so soft
help i'm becoming a slut for lizards and lizard feet

>> No.16304388

>>16304379
Can't do that.

Mainly because it isn't furry.

Has anyone else noticed that our posting standards have dropped a decent amount since Christmas time rolled around?

>> No.16304389

>>16304351
God I hope thats requestable whenever she shows up in paradox.

>> No.16304396

>>16304358
If only they didn't look like boots.

>> No.16304408

>>16304396
They actually don't, it's her armor making them look that way. She has perfectly natural looking scales with a normal transition underneath.

>> No.16304410

>>16304388
It is.
No hair at all. So just don't post that trash.

>> No.16304411

>>16301829
>finish this scene
Are you going through scenes for every single one of them? that seems a bit excessive

>> No.16304415

>>16304388
>Has anyone else noticed that our posting standards have dropped a decent amount since Christmas time rolled around?
Well it'd help if people like you fucked off.
We should honestly just ban all monster girls that are more than 30% non human.

>> No.16304416

>>16304384
Just accept your slutty nature for scaly feet.

>> No.16304419

>>16304358
>>16304380
https://a.pomf.cat/rqwmpx.png

>> No.16304421

>>16304408
oh fuck i never realized that was actually armor
i always thought she had fuck huge scales

>> No.16304420

>>16304415
Oh man, the irony.

>> No.16304423

>>16304415
I agree with you. But how do you work out that? Just a rough estimate? Or any boundaries like button nose, no hair etc?

>> No.16304428

>>16304415
>Plebian cosplay-tier taste

>> No.16304432

>>16304383
I think I'd enjoy the situation more if the Cheshire hated it and the Alice's husband had to play it off like they were just playing when his wife got concerned.

>> No.16304434

>>16304419
MUH DICK

There is a serious lack of scaly claw footjobs/handjobs. This problem needs to be addressed.

>> No.16304435

>>16304421
Most people don't, and draw her as if those scales were part of her body, then proceed to complain about said scales making her limbs look unnatural when the scales AREN'T natural.

>> No.16304437

>>16304415
Doesn't that mean we couldn't talk about a lot of girls form MGE?

>> No.16304438

>>16304434
But which girls should be giving them?
And should they be BIG MEATY claws or small slender claws?

>> No.16304439

>>16304388
not really? seems about the same as its always been

>> No.16304441

>>16304423
Anything that deviates from the standard ears/tail/horns + non human limbs up to the knees/elbows, with a special exception for standard lamias and spider girls.

>> No.16304445

>>16304438
All big scaly girls. Dragons, Ryus, Salamanders, Wyverns. And personally I'd got with BIG MEATY CLAWS but I respect some anons like the little hands.

>> No.16304448

>>16304445
Ryu feet.

>> No.16304449

>>16304441
But what about centaurs? And furry girls that are in MGE? Hell, I'd just say no outside furry shit.

>> No.16304450

>>16304449
>But what about centaurs? And furry girls that are in MGE?
Those are already not welcome.

>> No.16304453

>>16304448
Of course anon. Have you got with the hip new trend?

But seriously. Tail jobs.

>> No.16304454

>>16304450
what

>> No.16304459

>>16304438
big meaty claws got retconned out of MGE with MGE II and Dragonia.

>> No.16304463

>>16304459
There simply is not enough big meaty claw love.

>> No.16304472

>>16304454
The Siths are not welcome, and the stupid wonderland centaur shit that people are saying 'may be a futa' certainly isn't welcome, no matter how much bollocks pushes it

>> No.16304473

>>16304317
>Teenage Anubis that puts hearts in her notebook after she finished something of her list.
>Starts putting hearts on her notebook and on her favorite stuff as well.
>Talks to her friend one day and they jokingly tell her to make the dots on her stomach to hearts
>She thinks is a great idea and goes to a tattoo artist
>But since this is a monster controlled city the tattoo artist is actually a pleasure rune expert
>She makes the dots into hearts but also make them pleasure runes
>The Anubis starts to wonder why every part of her body suddenly feels like an erogenous zone and her normal erogenous zones are really sensitive.
>She get's together with Anon and her first time having sex almost breaks her mind.
>She now has permanent heart pupils

>> No.16304477

>>16304459
>Dragonia.
Non-canon.

>> No.16304482
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16304482

>tfw you will never receive Fue-tier fellatio from your Ghoul Onee-chan
Someone get those interdimensional portals open already!

>> No.16304483

>>16304302
Yes
Ive never played a fighting game in my life. I just want the girl to be extra smug through the rape after I lose.

>> No.16304486

>>16304459
He only retconned Dragons. Other girls' paws and claws are still the same as ever, and Hellhound and Troll's hands actually got bigger.
>>16304477
Well, Dragonia may not be canon, but it still has art by KC, and the dragons there have smaller hands and feet, matching the Dragon Zombie's artwork.

>> No.16304489

>>16304473
NOOO! Don't corrupt the innocent Anubis! They're pure!

>> No.16304493

>>16304486
Why does KC hate us?

>> No.16304494

>>16304482
soon

>> No.16304506

>>16304489
They can be pure while you're not fucking their brains out. But corrupting Anubis is the best.

>> No.16304508

>>16304486
The Dragonia Art isn't KC's

>> No.16304509
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>>16304493
Hey, they may be smaller, but they're still pretty meaty. Besides, the feet barely got smaller at all, and in turn have a much more attractive shape now..

>> No.16304510

>>16304508
then who?

>> No.16304514

>>16304482
I want a Ghoul Onee-chan that's as thicc as the one from Fella Pure. Because hot damn the booty she has in the glory hole chapter.

>> No.16304516

>>16304510
The guy who wrote the book

>> No.16304517

>>16304509
B-But I don't want to hold hands with those (I probably do). They're probably not warm and they don't look like they'd make me feel safe while they hold me. That's the pleasure of big meaty claws.

>> No.16304523

>>16304302
Jokes on her! I'm pretty much invincible playing Guilty Gear!

>> No.16304527

>>16304486
>He only retconned Dragons.
Like the other guy said, it's an artist mimicking kc's style.
>Hellhound and Troll's hands actually got bigger.
I was fearing he'd fuck something up with hellhounds design wise or would mess with the text but he only made them better.

>> No.16304538

>>16304508
Most of the art is by another guy but KC does make a few contributions. Like >>16304509

>> No.16304542

>>16304523
Congratulations! You've won the game!
Your prize: her virginity!

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>>16303568
Your greentext was absolutely fine really.
The heated discussion it caused could have instead started over the most simple things. You arent to blame for it and shouldnt feel responsible for it.

>>16303374
>>16303482
Not to fuel it more, but on the notion of being trained: most 'fresh' soldiers who head to war in modern times are known to always be highly anxious for their first engagement. Not because they are looking forward to it, but because it is well known that every soldier is known to react different to actual life treatening danger.

Training thankfully helps, but things like panicing and ptsd/shellshock are a real thing, no matter how much training you've gotten. Not to mention aspects as soldiers getting tired of war, causing their effective abilities to drop like a brick. The 'peak' time of a soldier is argued to be around 80-150 days or so, after which it quickly starts to drop. Humans arent build for constant stress and a good general knows this and replaces his soldiers often.

Therefore remember to invite that war weary Mantis who lives around the corner to your home and help her relax and forget those horrible times. She might not show it, but she hasn't forgotten and really appreciates the care.

>> No.16304553
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>>16304514
>thicc ghoul onee-chan with an ass that won't quit and wide birthing hips taking your dick through a hole in the wall
I'd take a raging shroom while doing that if I wasn't afraid it would cause me to do an impression of Kool-aid man just to mating press her right then and there

>> No.16304558

>>16304542
Looks like someone got played like a damn fiddle

>> No.16304564

>>16304553
I'd also love to reenact that /ss/ chapter with a Ghoul onee-san, or any monstergirl onee-san for that matter.

>> No.16304569

>>16304517
If you're not hugging her then I am. Meaty claws or not, dragons are great and I love them.

>> No.16304580
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16304580

>>16304410
>Hair

Hold the fuck up, you're disregarding the humie skin, eyes, blush, eyelashes, nose, mouth, hands, arms, breasts, clothing, and jewelry...because of hair?

She's literally an Apophis but the head ornament is real and replaced her hair.

>>16304415
>More than 30%

Can you get a trip or name so the thread can filter you?

>> No.16304590

>>16304554
>Not to mention aspects as soldiers getting tired of war, causing their effective abilities to drop like a brick. The 'peak' time of a soldier is argued to be around 80-150 days or so, after which it quickly starts to drop.
Lindybeige?

>> No.16304593
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16304593

>>16304564
to be honest, that's my favorite chapter out of all Fue's stuff. I'd love nothing more than to be a shota getting spoiled by a loving monster Onee-chan

>> No.16304608

>>16304593
My nigga.

>> No.16304621

>>16304580
I'm also disregarding her lungs, hreart, blood veins and liver? What's you fucking point? Button noses are a heated topic here and are usually branded furry. And a lack of hair replaced with that scaly looking shit doesn't belong here. There's a fine line between furry and monster girl. Don't edge over it then cry because nobody likes to see scaly shit.

>> No.16304628

>>16304593
How would she spoil you?

>> No.16304646

>>16304621
>button nose

That's not a button nose anon. I'm not going to post an example like that other anon though, you can go to gelbooru and find that shit yourself. Also Mithra really disprove that idea too but whatever.

>Fine line

It's called a snout or full body fur. Pretty definitive line.

Like Polt.

>> No.16304651

>>16304482
this is where i take inspiration from for ghouls
https://exhentai.org/g/971028/810724449c/
Real shame the artist started doing ntr shit. Heres hoping its just a phase

>> No.16304655

>>16304628
>headpats while sandwiched between her breasts
>making your favorite foods when you do good in school
>cuddling with you until you fall asleep at night
>nursing handjobs
anything to make sure a young boy grows up "big and strong"

>> No.16304659

>>16304646
>It's called a snout or full body fur. Pretty definitive line.
That's your line, not anybody else's.

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16304663

>>16303919
>>16303902
I kinda like the smaller paws over the old, massive, BIG MEATY PAWS.

>> No.16304666

>>16304655
What species is she?

>> No.16304669

>>16304659
I feel like if we strawpolled >>16304302 we'd end up with "Not Furry" so stop trying to play it off that the entire thread thinks your way.

Unfortunately making strawpolls for bullshit like this is weak shit and I got shit to do right now.

Anyways have a nice day.

>> No.16304675

>>16304669
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945271

>> No.16304678

Lust blinds a man, delay his pursuit of knowledge!

>> No.16304682
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16304682

Big meaty claws are the best!

>> No.16304684
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16304684

>>16304054
Taller, more muscular, downsized paws, not the fucking huge ones that KC gives them.

>> No.16304689

>>16304659
If you're going to be a huge fucking nancy I have no problem with shitting on your line.

>> No.16304691

>>16304663
KC had paws figured out pretty well around Hellhound and Jinko anyway. I'd assume new girls to follow either those two, or the Kobold/Griffon model for paws.

>> No.16304692

>>16304473
Anubis are meant for lewding and only lewding.

>> No.16304696

>>16304682
>Godsh0t
There was a time when his Apophis image was the thread OP, and he actually came here and commented on it.

>> No.16304698

>>16304666
that's a tough one. there are so many good species for onee-chans. if i had to choose one, lich. I love undead

>> No.16304701

>>16304590
Yes, among other things. Nice to read that more people here know him

>> No.16304709

>>16304698
Good taste.

>> No.16304712

>>16304682
Too bad, as of MGE II Wocks have human sized hands.

>> No.16304716

>>16304651
He seems to be back to shota already.

>> No.16304740

>>16304302
I'd love to challenge a MG on IIDX or SDVX.

>You'll never bring your MG waifu to a Japanese arcade

>> No.16304770

>>16304651
>that dragon quest doujin
>you will never travel with a pair of dark mages who use you to replenish magic power

>> No.16304785

>>16304684
I feel bad for Luth not realizing who Grigori was.

>> No.16304807

>>16304785
who was he

>> No.16304811

>>16304473
I was thinking more making her belly into an erogenous zone specifically. But that's good too. Very, very good.

>Spoiler
So many hearts on this Anubis... I LIKE IT.

>> No.16304815

>>16304506
t. Apophis

>> No.16304816

>>16303482
>Who doesn't use demon realm silver or equivalent for some reason and is completely fine with causing bleeding wounds for shits n giggles. That alone points to her being more willing than the common monster to go for actual wounds and God knows what else
All that suggests to me is that she is simpy so confident with her swordplay that she can disarm and disable a man without causing any lasting damage. When you're that skilled, being able to use an actual weapon would be am ark of honor. It's like graduating from wooden drill weapons, to the harmless demon steel, to the real thing.
>Doesn't change the fact that until the pommel strike he couldn't land a single blow and the lizard was pretty much running circles around him.
He wasn't trying to. He was literally ignoring everything she threw at him, and was just analyzing her fighting style. It's not like he was trying in vain, and the pomel strike was the first lucky hit he landed. It was literally the first time he even tried to swing. You're about as stupid as the peasants if you think all that flashy dancing was her winning.
>In feudal nipponistan which this obviously takes inspiration from that can mean anything up to and including killing
Yeah and it takes greater inspiration from the hugbox that is MGE. Being this vague isn't helping your cause, bud.
>All that shit
Do you not have younger siblings? A younger sibling has as much killing intent as that lizard did, and quite often it turns to harmless flailing. You either play around while ignoring the limbs or you pin them or something. You don't wait for the prime moment to put a fucking fist in their face
> an actual fight
It was clear from the get go this wasn't an actual fight. Which is why the pommel strike was a disproportionate response.
>If you need to be spoonfed an infodump the size of a nuclear physics textbook to not get stuck on one single idea and either remove or call evidence on the contrary 'shit writing', that's more you being a shit reader. You didn't even settle on the guy being an asshole or certain things around the setting allowing it like the aforementioned nipponistani duels to the death, you're already jumping to calling it bad writing because things didn't go your way.
The dude failed to establish the nature of the duel before hand. This entire argument could have been avoided with a clarification. If it was just a show, as her flashy swordplay would indicate, I'm right and the pommel strike was uncalled for. If it was established to be in any way serious, a fight to the death or a fight until one is disabled, then I'm wrong and the lizard paid for her hubris.

>Stupidest post I've seen so far desu
People don't usually announce "I'm a newfag!" so readily, but at any rate welcome. Spend here long enough and you'll see arguments about far dumber things.

>> No.16304821

>>16304712
Because of course all dragons have exactly the same sized claws, and there is absolutely no way that individuals may be different.

>> No.16304823
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16304823

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheree!
A maid is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheroo!
Good luck will rub off when Master watches me broom.
Or blows me a kiss and that's lucky too
Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a maid's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the dust and dirt
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier girl
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheree!
A maid is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheroo!
Good luck will rub off when Master watches me broom!

Don't forget to help your Kikimora maid out when she is working hard to make christmas a wonderfull time and give her some love and a kiss, making sure nothing is amiss.

>> No.16304832

>>16304823
Kikis are almost the best. I want to live with one as my maid together with my waifu and we'll be a big happy family.

>> No.16304835

>>16304807
He was an edgelord that put MGU's gore shit to shame. We're talking /tg/ levels of autistic HFY with this guy fighting Druella/Mari/Ilassa/Some Lilim in one-on-one combat and winning because he's Captain Badass.

>> No.16304838

>>16304473
>>16304811
Region-specific pleasure runes need to be a thing.

>> No.16304845

>>16304835
so was this just writing or did he draw any of that stuff?

>> No.16304848

>>16304845
He wrote it.

>> No.16304854

>>16304835
Boy that's some stupid shit right there.

>> No.16304861

>>16304848
so nothing drawn?

>> No.16304866

>>16304861
Outside of the Luth picture, no.

>> No.16304867

>>16304835
>>16304848
did he also get that one commission of some military general pointing a gun at deruella
that was wack
not as wack as finding out an anon's dad may or may not be in this thread[/spoiler

>> No.16304883

>>16304684
About the same for me but with Jinkos

>> No.16304909

>>16304867
He is.

>> No.16304916

>>16304867
Wait, does anon's dad have a monster waifu?

>> No.16304945

>>16304848
where would I find these writings?

>> No.16304960

>>16304785
>Grigori
Is that supposed to be the human on the left in the art?

>> No.16304973
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16304973

>>16304867
>did he also get that one commission of some military general pointing a gun at deruella
Man I vaguely remember that. Wasn't he dressed up as a Nazi or something? Or at least a MGE equivalent of a nazi?

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

>> No.16304979

>>16304973
I love that pic, reminds me of when I wrote

>> No.16304980

>>16304554
>Your greentext was absolutely fine really.
>The heated discussion it caused could have instead started over the most simple things. You arent to blame for it and shouldnt feel responsible for it.
I do kind of feel responsible for it, though, because more times than not whenever I post a load of bullocks like that it's to vent frustrations at being unable to articulate ideas into prose.

>> No.16304981

>>16304973
Ah! It's the Iron Wolves!

Run for the hills!

>> No.16304998

>>16304823
And then she has you bawling your eyes out with her rendition of 'Feed the Birds'

>> No.16304999

>>16304973
So undead nazis then?

>> No.16305005

>>16304980
As the anon who was complaining, you don't need to feel responsible for some faggot complaining. If you feel the need to do anything, maybe work on establishing the tone of your story a bit better. I still hold that caving some fool's head in is jarring.

>> No.16305006

>>16304999
I would a Nazi Wight.

>> No.16305010

>>16304945
This was pasted before.
>Then Mendoza called me and told me that this armor was made of gold, diamond, AND platinum, including some of her teeth. He then pulled out his knife and then proceeded to remove her teeth violently and then her armor and yelled out, "HEY CHECK IT OUT, MAMONO MONEY, WERE RICH BOYS!!"
>He ejected his bayonet then took one final shot at the head, this time completely emptying his magazine entirely. Elizabeth was now dead, her children she tried so hard to raise were also dead. Christopher on the other hand, did not feel any remorse, in fact he laughed at it and proceeded to break off her horns and add it his "collection."

This is the kind of crap you'll find, but it gets a lot worse in future chapters.
It's retarded.
A lot of it used to be on the MGE wiki before he got banned.

>> No.16305015

>>16305010
I'm rather impressed anyone gave him the time of day.

>> No.16305017

>>16305006
>Tfw no nazi wight who joined for the uniform and the glorious war
>She'll never rape you in her old nazi get up
Now I'm no hard femdom faggot, but if she were to walk in with a riding crop, I'd start licking boots.

>> No.16305028

>>16305017
I'd still love her if she joined because she's a legitimate Nazi.

>> No.16305029

>>16305015
Iirc he changed his name and pretended to be innocent when getting art comissioned. Shame on the drawfag who drew the gun-point thing though

>> No.16305031

>>16305028
It depends on the age of the Wight. If she joined a nazi and died in war and came back sure. But if she was already around for hundreds of years I doubt some populist rhetoric would sway her.

>> No.16305033

>>16304815
Apophis is a good girl who just wants to make everyone happy.

>> No.16305034

>>16304973
I want to reward military monster girls for all the service they do with some service of my own

>> No.16305036

>>16305010
Even worse then I thought.

>> No.16305038

>>16305033
Mean old hags

Pharaohs didn't no anything

>> No.16305043

>>16305010
Mendooooza boya, up to no good.

>> No.16305044

>>16305010
>Mendoza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBPeRqi3v0

>> No.16305064

>>16305038
You're right. Pharaoh didn't do ANYTHING. and that's why she is bad. Apophis go out of her way to make you happy.

>> No.16305067

>>16305031
>she died because there was a freak accident while she was handling de-licing gas

>> No.16305072

>>16305017
>licking boots
>"hard" femdom

There's only one place that riding crop should be going and you're not gonna like it.

>> No.16305097

>>16304816
>Skim through
>Already going for the newfag claim

You're not doing yourself any favors here, bud.

>> No.16305100

>>16304945
I think they were rubbed off the face of the internet after KC called Grigori out on his shit.

>> No.16305104

>>16304945
>>16305100
They were all on the wiki but got deleted a long time ago.
Since it's a deleted page it's not accessible to non-admins but if you have a specific story name in mind, I can try to dig them up.

>> No.16305106

>>16305097
You're the moron claiming that this the the stupidest argument you've ever seen. It's quantifiable we've had far worse. Baka.

>> No.16305110

>>16305106
>stupidest argument you've seen

It was the stupidest post I've seen from you and with each new one you manage to prove me wrong.

>> No.16305113

>>16305104
Would you mind digging up the complete version of >>16305010

>> No.16305114
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16305114

>>16305029
They didn't know either.
He keeps tricking people by pretending to be others.
The guy who did the gunshot originally had no idea about MGE.

>> No.16305115

>>16305113
I can try but I need the name/title of that story.

>> No.16305122

>>16305110
>You're just a big dumb dumb
Well at least you've dropped the pretenses and have stopped trying to argue or refute my points. You weren't very good at it desu.

>> No.16305123

>>16305114
>He keeps tricking people by pretending to be others.
>He could be one of the writefags and everyone would be none the wiser

Alright which writefag is the closest to grigori?

>> No.16305124

>>16305010
You know, I'm kinda happy that KC told him to fuck off. All of MGE community is a better place for it.

>> No.16305126

>>16305114
This is some Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere tier shit.

>>16305115
Sorry no idea. I remember one with "Alberta," "Republic" or "Separatist" in the name though.

>> No.16305128

>>16305114
not condoning it but that is kind of funny.

>> No.16305130

>>16305114
That's fucking horrible map.

>> No.16305132

>>16305113
Why tho?
Why do you want to read an entire story full of that? I just can't see the appeal.

>> No.16305133
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16305133

I want a chubby Undead Succubus for Christmas.

>> No.16305135

>>16305132
So they can shitpost it here, probably.

>> No.16305136

>>16305029
>Shame on the drawfag who drew the gun-point thing though
I kinda want to know. But I also know that I REALLY don't want to know.

>> No.16305138

>>16305126
>Alberta
Thanks, you made me realize there are probably cringy HFY gurofags in my province.

>> No.16305141

>>16305132
Morbid curiosity.

>> No.16305143

>>16305114
Jesus that is some next level autism
Not even the map bit, thats relatively tame. I mean the need to project so hard in stories about beating up monsters

>> No.16305148

>>16305133
If you're single and of age in MGC on Christmas. You'll be getting calls for charity organisations asking if they should send someone to you. Just ask for a Undead Succubus and she'll be there within the hour.

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16305149

>>16305128
You should have seen the stuff he had on his deviant art before it got purged from existence.
His stories on the wiki also detailed a ton of child kidnapping and torturing, also that guy had a serious murder boner for stabbing fully pregnant monster mothers.
Monsters in military outfits were tortured and brainwashed children used to fuel their armies later.
The north zipangu (Korea) and south Zipangu crap was equally retarded.

>> No.16305153
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16305153

If a Human girl tricked you with her Monster Girl cosplay well enough to get you in bed, would you still fuck her?

Or would you back out saying you only like real MGs?

>> No.16305158

>>16305153
I'd fuck her. But I would also corrupt her while doing it. Fair's fair.

>> No.16305161

>>16305136
Here it is.
http://oobidoobi.deviantart.com/art/SEMPER-HUMANA-566858810
The guy who commissioned it also messaged this image to kenkou at one point on twitter like an idiot.

>> No.16305163

>>16305153
That's like bringing a girl home and finding out she's just a really convincing trap.
People get killed for less.

>> No.16305165

>>16305153
No.

>> No.16305168

>>16305149
This motherfucker

>> No.16305173

>>16305158
>Corrupt her

You can't cast that spell anon. Nor is your dick strong enough to manage this.

>>16305163
I literally twisted that situation into a MG version.

The whole idea is base lined from that.

>> No.16305178

>>16305153
So long as I get to have sex I'm happy!
GAHAHAHAHA!!!

>> No.16305180

>>16305173
Okay, but what if I call a demon or something to do it for me? Would that work?

>> No.16305181

>>16305161
Sweet jesus

>> No.16305184

>>16305005
I'll do that, since I'm kind of ping-ponging between pugilism and swordsmanship with a foreigner at a tournament.

She still got off better than what happened to a character in Not!Japan Greyhawk though. He was the son of a Daimyo who talked shit to another clan's heir and got killed because under the instruction of one of the Empire's spymasters, his opponent brought a testubo to a katana fight and caved his rib cage in with one swing, killing him almost instantly.

>> No.16305186

>>16305161
And this is why KCs hugbox is fine just the way it is.
I'll just go back there and be happy.

>> No.16305189

>>16305153
If she cared enough to go through the effort, she must have some redeeming qualities.
Either that, or she's really desperate. I don't really have a straight answer for your scenario.

>> No.16305190

>>16305122
>stopped trying to argue or refute my points
You're outright inventing points

Nowhere was it even implied that the lizardman would use non-demon realm silver weapons to show off her skill, and it takes far more mental gymnastics to believe all that AND that the guy knew that to determine whether it was killing intent or not, rather than her just going full retard and getting punished for it.
Nowhere was it said the guy ignored what she threw at him, just that she dodged his attacked and gave him shallow wounds.
Taking inspiration from MGE, as much as it's a valid point, still doesn't immediately mean it's supposed to be judged as if it were MGE. In MGE a monster wouldn't go around picking a fight with a guy purely because she didn't like his sword and considered him a shitter to subsequently wound him.
You're outright claiming that "a younger sibling" having the same killing intent through only God knows what analysis means that a trained lizardman with a bladed weapon who could run circles around you is as harmless as a kid.
You're saying it wasn't an actual fight even though the lizardman agreed to a duel. Then you're defending the lizardman because she lost the duel she agreed on due to being incompetent as if it was a valid defense. This is on par with a kid wanting to play a game and then fucking crying that he lost it and trying to save face by saying the other kid broke the rules.
You also make it apparent that you're stupid enough to need to be explicitly told every single detail of a story because apparently your IQ is so slow you can't formulate a scenario where the characters did something because they believed it necessary, logical, reasonable, or normal to do so, whether through arrogance, reason, norms of the world around them, or whatever other thought process that'd lead them to do such things. No, if someone does something that you personally don't agree with, suddenly it's bad writing and the guy writing it is in the wrong. Even when the writer himfuckingself explicitly stated that it was a contrast between wiabu and kraut fighting styles, you chose to ignore it and keep going with the idea of excessive force, not to mention this skull shattering bullshit when the greentext only said it was hard enough to knock her out. The guy who posted the greentext himself could come and talk to you and you'd sooner call him a bad writer because your fee fees got hurt.

Bottom line, you're not just wrong, you're stupid, and you're ugly just like your lizard waifu. This is the type of shit that drives off writefags. Kindly piss off.

>> No.16305193

>>16305184
>She still got off better than what happened to a character in Not!Japan Greyhawk though. He was the son of a Daimyo who talked shit to another clan's heir and got killed because under the instruction of one of the Empire's spymasters, his opponent brought a testubo to a katana fight and caved his rib cage in with one swing, killing him almost instantly.
Yeah but neither man was looking to fuck the victor into a good house husband. I mean, unless they were. Either way, good luck anon.

>> No.16305211

>>16305138
There there anon.

At least we're still home to murder shotas and gundams?

>> No.16305215

>Final Fantasy XIV adding Lamia NPCs and their Goddess Lakshmi
NEAT.

>> No.16305216

>>16305193
The Greyhawk version was just the testubo fucker going "Talk shit, get hit" when he knew using a club was illegal in duels but did it anyway because it was allowed by A Ryuu posing as a Samurai in order to make sure he survived long enough to become one of the CHOSEN ONES destined to send Rita Repulsa back to the Shadow Realm. I'm not even kidding.

>> No.16305219
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16305219

>>16305180
I don't know, roll some dice to see if you summon successfully?

You only get one shot. Then she's going to use her fearsome human strength to rape you.

>>16305189
It's a world where MGs have an official hold over the the pussy industry, marriage industry, and a decent hold on family industry.

So desperate.

Also a world where Divorce attorneys are almost worthless. SECONDARY BENEFITS TO MGs

>> No.16305232

>>16305219
>Rolled a d20
>1
HAHAHAHAHAKill me.

>> No.16305239

>>16305232
You're gonna get tenderly raped.

>> No.16305250

>>16305219
Desperate it is. Assuming that she's at least moderately attractive, I might as well go for it.
Worst case scenario is she leaves, hopefully with some subsequent healing from a passerby MG.

>> No.16305254

>>16305239
Well... I'm going to go and cry in the shower and find a nice monster girl to fuck the next day.

>> No.16305265

>>16305254
Oh, be careful in the shower. There might be Raijus in there and we all know what happens when Raijus are in the same bath as you.

>> No.16305267

>>16305006
Just give me a Nazi Lich.

>> No.16305268

>>16305126
Here's the few I could fine, enjoy:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/Hatred......
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/The_Glorius_nation_of_Arstotzka!
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/Today_would%27ve_been_a_normal_day......
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/Human_Liberation_Front_Great_General_Fardesto
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/WANTED_-_General_Fardesto
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/Deruella_-_Princess_of_The_Order
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Father_Grigori/The_HLF_Nation_and_HLF_Army/Weapons_of_Warfare

>> No.16305274
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16305274

This is a happy ghost.

>> No.16305279

>>16305267
As if a Nazi Lich would ever your inferior genes

>> No.16305282

Is it NTR if I build a Gundam in front of my Automaton?

>> No.16305286

>>16305282
Just don't say that you love it and you should be fine.

>> No.16305287

>>16305274
She really is.
Lucy Steele > Remi

>> No.16305292
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16305292

>>16304999
Yes please.

>> No.16305291

>>16305267
I'd love to, but it's not up to me.

>> No.16305293

>>16305268
Well anon. You made this thread just a littler bit worse.

>> No.16305296

>>16305282
What? Of course not.

>> No.16305299

>>16305006
>Nazi Wight with a monocle and those thigh high boots on with little else
>Holding a Riding Crop
>Telling you to show her just how skilled you are with your tongue
Yes. Yes Mein Führer.

>> No.16305300

>>16305287
Lisa Lisa > *

>> No.16305301

>>16305282
Kind of.

You should be making a baby with her, not masturbating.

>> No.16305304

>>16305190
>Nowhere was it even implied that the lizardman would use non-demon realm silver weapons to show off her skill, and it takes far more mental gymnastics to believe all that AND that the guy knew that to determine whether it was killing intent or not, rather than her just going full retard and getting punished for it.
>All that suggests to me
Anon we've left the realm of being literally spoonfed and we are now reading between the lines to draw conclusions from what was given based on logic and reasoning. Try and keep up.

We see she is very deliberately causing superficial cuts which can't even be called wounds. We know from the setting that nonlethal steel exists and monsters despise hurting human boys. We know that despite it she uses real steel. That would suggest She is 100% confident with her swordplay, confident that she will neither maim nor injure with her sword unless she explicitly intends to do so.

>Nowhere was it said the guy ignored what she threw at him, just that she dodged his attacked and gave him shallow wounds.
Re-read it. He didn't even bother to evade her superficial cuts.

>In MGE a monster wouldn't go around picking a fight with a guy purely because she didn't like his sword and considered him a shitter to subsequently wound him.
What? "However, if they meet a human man that is a ‘warrior’ like them, then that’s another story. They’ll request a battle to try their skills. Even if one loses the battle, they won’t take his life or anything like that, but if one beats them, they would request marriage on the spot, as they have a habit of trying to make a husband of strong men who defeat them in battle."
Sure it doesn't say she'd treat him like a shitter, but put that down to a personal arrogance. Her actions are supported by MGE.
>You're outright claiming that "a younger sibling" having the same killing intent through only God knows what analysis means that a trained lizardman with a bladed weapon who could run circles around you is as harmless as a kid.
Do you not know what the word "intent" means? The most deadly martial artist in the world is as harmless as a kid if he isn't intending to stomp your shit. In fact he's even MORE harmless than a kid because his body is so well trained that he won't make a mistake and hurt you accidentally.
>You're saying it wasn't an actual fight even though the lizardman agreed to a duel.
Proposed a duel* And from what we were given we don't know if it was an actual fight. She instantly launched into showboating. She clearly didn't see it as an actual fight, and I find it harder to believe that any one so foolish would be trusted with a sword, let alone have a following. It's far easier to conclude the duel wasn't serious, and the dude should have realized that, and if he was still interested in a fight, he should have fought her on her terms. Stopped the pommel just short. Let her see she nearly got her head caved in, and get serious.
>Then you're defending the lizardman because she lost the duel she agreed on due to being incompetent as if it was a valid defense.
I'm criticizing the strike, not defending the lizard.
> This is on par with a kid wanting to play a game and then fucking crying that he lost it and trying to save face by saying the other kid broke the rules.
This analogy only works if both parties are aware it's a game. It's more like fencing, only one party doesn't realize it's a game and brings a sharpened sword and runs the other dude through. And then the other dude cries that he lost and is now bleeding out.

>You also make it apparent that you're stupid enough to need to be explicitly told every single detail
Read above
>apparently your IQ is so slow you can't formulate a scenario where the characters did something because they believed it necessary, logical, reasonable, or normal to do so, whether through arrogance, reason, norms of the world around them, or whatever other thought process that'd lead them to do such things.
Getting a little hot under the collar are you, anon? The strike was unnecessary. There was nothing to suggest his life was in danger, so to endanger hers is disproportionate. The norms of the world around them would only further solidify the fact that he wasn't in danger.
>No, if someone does something that you personally don't agree with, suddenly it's bad writing and the guy writing it is in the wrong. Even when the writer himfuckingself explicitly stated that it was a contrast between wiabu and kraut fighting styles, you chose to ignore it and keep going with the idea of excessive force, not to mention this skull shattering bullshit when the greentext only said it was hard enough to knock her out.
The tone wasn't established well enough and the way the fight panned out was jarring. It's not about the styles used, it's about the force used. " taking the full brunt of the strike to her head, knocking her unconscious" It doesn't state that it was hard enough "to" knock her out. (cont)

>> No.16305305

>>16305300
Tomoko > Lisa Lisa.

>> No.16305310

>>16305305
Yukako > Tomoko

>> No.16305311

>>16305282
Only if you ride it

>> No.16305312

>>16305304
>(cont)
This has gone to far now.

>> No.16305313

>>16305282
Gunpla or a literal Gundam?

>> No.16305316

>>16305282
Is it NTR if a monstergirl fucks another guy's brains out right in front of me in the hope that the sensual display will turn me on?

Unrelated to your question; just asking

>> No.16305317

>>16305310
Koichi pls go.

>> No.16305319

>>16305279
She would have little desire to bear children when there's test subjects to experiment on and break in.

>> No.16305320

>>16305304
Lizards. Not even once.

>> No.16305321

>>16305304
Seeing wall-of-text posts like these make me interpret them as green, black, and blue flags of shit.

>> No.16305323

>>16305190
>>16305304
It doesn't state that it was hard enough "to" knock her out. That would imply control. It just said that it was so hard that the full force knocked her out. It makes no mention of excess force or what else might have happened. And frankly I'm not even arguing for what actually happened. I'm arguing the irresponsibility of both parties as to what COULD have happened.

>The guy who posted the greentext himself could come and talk to you and you'd sooner call him a bad writer because your fee fees got hurt.
>>16305005
>>16305184
>>16305193
An exchange between me and the guy.
>Bottom line, you're not just wrong, you're stupid, and you're ugly just like your lizard waifu
k

>> No.16305328

>>16305216
I haven't read greyhawk, but that's pretty interesting. Also that ryuu doesn't sound very likable.

>> No.16305332

>>16305301
I don't think Automatons are equipped with functional wombs

>>16305313
Aren't they the same thing? I'll say gunpla

>> No.16305333

>>16305317
She's basically a kejorou.

>> No.16305339

>you will never defeat a lizard girl in violent hand to hand combat
>you will never deny her subsequent advances

>> No.16305341

>>16305320
I'm not usually this autistic I swear

>> No.16305351

>>16305339
This is why Salamanders are better. You just punch each other and whoever dies first gets raped.

>> No.16305353

>>16305339
>violent hand to hand combat
>not violent pommel to face combat

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16305355

>>16305268
>Druella Princess of the Order

>> No.16305358

>>16305353
what about mudwrestling?

>> No.16305361

>>16305355
After seeing his works I think I'll become a writer. No matter how shit I am, I'll never be as bad as him.

>> No.16305362

>>16305353
That is also acceptable.

>> No.16305365

>>16305328
Well it was more or less the authors taking liberty with the lore of the setting but to the character in question had plans more convoluted than fucking Wil E. Coyote, in retrospect.

To sum it up in so many words. Basically, a long time ago seven kami sealed The Big Bad in some scrolls and shit. The Ryuu (one of the Kami), passed himself off as a Samurai who's descendants remained the Dragon Clan champions for a millenia. With his Doctor Manhattan vision, he saw that the daughter of the daimyo, Mirumoto Hitomi, would have to become The Dragon by killing him after the Big Bad comes back. Because for whatever reason this guy had the final scroll to seal the Big Bad's soul in the body of the frail 20-something-year-old Emperor was in his fucking heart.

So basically, he saw the future and the past and told Hitomi's brother that he was going to have to job and die to the Crab 'Thunder', or destined one, in order to let prophecy fulfill itself. Then he just sat there and watched as Mirumoto Hitomi's brother took a club to the fucking chest cavity and subsequently died.

The funniest part? He's the goddamned brother of the Big Bad, and intentionally jobs to him at the end so that Hitomi could become his 'daughter' in body and soul by fusing with his weird Ryuu ass.

>> No.16305372

>>16305339
This is one of the most evil thing you can do, Lizardmen spend their whole life single and pray for the day a man will prove worthy of breeding her
Then you come along and prove that you're that man so her most deeply rooted instincts kick in and she thinks of nothing but carrying your child, only for you to leave her blue ovaried

How would you feel if you found your perfect waifu and as soon as you decide that she's the one and that you will never love someone else she rejects you?
If that happened to me I'd kill myself

>> No.16305373

>>16305304
Why can't you fuckers just agree that it was a shitty greentext?

>> No.16305381

>>16305372
>How would you feel if you found your perfect waifu
Good one anon

>> No.16305382

>>16305373
The premise was good, dammit!

It just could have been executed better

>> No.16305387

>>16305373
Your face is a shitty greentext

>> No.16305388

>>16303998
>>16304041
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/585de5376389b-wendigo-discussion-in-mgc-webm.php

Just for you, anons.

>> No.16305390

>>16305282
No because Automatons are magitek.
>>16305332
Gunpla are Gundam models, while literal Gundams are robots.

>> No.16305394

>>16305372
>How would you feel if you found your perfect waifu and as soon as you decide that she's the one and that you will never love someone else she rejects you?
That's almost a guarantee.

>> No.16305402

>>16305339
At this point, I'd rather avoid them (and Slamanders) altogether. The fight might cause some weird dudes to suddenly show up and start arguing over it.
Unfortunately, they tend to be tenacious in trying to get a fight. Dirty tactics might be needed.

>> No.16305403

>>16305365
This sounds more convoluted the more you try to explain it, holy shit.

>>16305373
It wasn't. The premise was great, I like that kind of culture clash. There were just a handful of contentions I had with the way it was presented.

>> No.16305404
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16305404

I want Barb to draw more monstergirl butts with this level of thicc.

>> No.16305407

>>16305402
>The fight might cause some weird dudes to suddenly show up and start arguing over it.
Sounds like the opposite of a problem

>> No.16305410

>>16305372
>How would you feel if you found your perfect waifu and as soon as you decide that she's the one and that you will never love someone else she rejects you?
If this woman is truly the world to me, I'll strive to better myself until I reach a point where she has no choice but to love me. And if her expectations are far too high than I fall back on Stockholm syndrome.

>> No.16305412

>>16305410
Atta boy, Anon!

>> No.16305413

>>16305361
I see two stories from his human liberation front, and one about killing countless monsters in death camps.
But it looks like all the really super graphic stories were purged.
Kek, I think even MGU would do a better job with praxis.

>> No.16305415
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16305415

Hundreds of boys are waiting for your call

>> No.16305419

>>16305403
I mean, it was sort of a fun ride over the seven novels but it taught me two things: Nips and their caste system from feudal Japan could be cunts, and marrying a Naga isn't so bad.

>> No.16305421

>>16305404
I want barb to make sure he doesn't slip back into his old faces.

>> No.16305423

>>16305382
>>16305403
It must not be that good if you've been able to argue about it for 10 hours

>> No.16305430

>>16305394
Come on anon, a monster girl would never ever do this to you

>>16305410
Now that's the way to go about it, although I believe that if you're in love with a monster girl who only wants to marry a hero or whatever high standard she has she will help you train to reach those standards

>> No.16305432

>>16305415
Is that the Tanuki that's keeps trying to "cut me a deal" and save me from that one wight?

>> No.16305434

>>16305404
Something is off with the tails...

But the ass is perf

I want tap that ass

Hard

>> No.16305435

>>16305423
>10 hours
That's unfair anon, I went to sleep mid argument. wouldn't have lasted that long otherwise.

>> No.16305438

>>16305435
Damn son, you went to sleep and woke up arguing about lizards?

>> No.16305442

>>16305438
Reminds me of bio class

>> No.16305448

>>16305442
Pff. The only thing I remember about high school bio is plants. Lots of them.

>> No.16305449

>>16305435
>Sleeping in the middle of an argument

Shitposting waits for no one

>> No.16305452

>>16305332
You doubt the fertility of Third Generation Automatons? Blasphemy.

>> No.16305454

>>16305415
Can't she just buy a boy?

>> No.16305457

>>16305430
Actually, if a monstergirl were to do this to anyone, it would be me. Such is my luck.

>> No.16305459

>>16305415
I want to tell her that I can't take the call at work but I can meet her after it for a meal.

>> No.16305476

>>16305457
If you're this insecure then go for a low level species like a Devil Bug or a Slime

>> No.16305477

>>16305415
>(Upset Raccoon noises)

>> No.16305480

>>16305476
Would rather kill myself.

>> No.16305482

Tanuki little sisters would be cute.

>> No.16305483
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16305483

An Ushi Oni Christmas to you, anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYFQQB9vqPw

>> No.16305485

>>16305480
What about a Wurm? She won't care about anything else as long as you have sex with her daily

You could even go to Wonderland and have fun everyday with a Jubjub

>> No.16305486

>>16305415
What a pitiful Raccoon.
She better at least have a Desertnuki-tier body.

>> No.16305491

>>16305153
Obviously I'd contact a local witch to help me turn her into a real jinko, complete with paws, tail and a delicious set of abs

>> No.16305493

>>16305480
Eat undead lamentation. It half kills you, so that you come back as an incubus if an undead girl sexes you back to life

>> No.16305497

>>16305483
I don't want that.

>> No.16305499
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16305499

>>16305482
>Wow big bro! You've got so much money in your wallet!

>> No.16305504

>>16305415
She needs to chill out. What could possibly cause the girl who has everything distress?

>> No.16305511
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16305511

Would you a Lamia Goddess?

>> No.16305513

>>16305485
I just want love. Any girl will do.

Excluding my bottom 10; Including human girls

>> No.16305517

>>16305499
>What's that onii-chan? You lost your wallet and you desperately need that $500?
>Tell you what Onii-chan. I happen to have $500. Come back to mine and agree to be a slut on camera, and I'll give it back to you so you can get home.
>The streets are cold, Onii-chan, and full of bad people.
>No? You better watch yourself, onii-chan.
>...
>What's that Onii-chan? You got mugged and raped in an alleyway, and by the time you got cleaned up, the buses had already stopped running? You can't leave until the next morning train?
>Maybe you should come back to my place onii-chan. The camera is running.

>> No.16305518

>>16305504
She lost money.

>> No.16305522

>>>16305415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2lGJmIyqQ

>> No.16305533

>>16305499
>Have to deal with them trying to coon you over all the time
>Catch yourself acting like a stereotypical Jew
>Friend asks to borrow $50 since he had the flu and missed a week at work, therefore missing out on a paycheck
>Promises to pay you back
>Been friends with him for over a decade, know he's good for it
>Without even thinking, and while completely serious, you reply "$40? What do you need $30 for?"
>Stop yourself before he can reply, apologize and hand him $100, tell him he doesn't need to worry about paying you back because you know he'd do the same for you
>He laughs, "Man, your sisters really did a number on you."

>> No.16305536

>>16305511
Yes

>> No.16305538

Greedy evil tanuki edgelords are only a step behind HFY gurolords.

>> No.16305540
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16305540

>>16305517
>You got my money yet Oni-chan?
>Just remember, I know where you live.

>> No.16305551

>>16305499
God damn those little Tanuki for being so cute.

>> No.16305563
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16305563

>>16305540
Taking a stand against Tanuki!

>> No.16305566

>>16305493
Wait, what happens if you take one and don't get any monster sex?

>> No.16305567

>>16305540
>Have you been looking after yourself, onii-chan?
>That's good, that's good.
>I ran into your landlord today onii-chan. He hasn't been looking after himself.
>He's stressed, onii-chan. Being a landlord must be hard.
>I'm stressed too Onii-chan. You haven't paid back my money, onii-chan. I need to invest to make it back again, and that means I need to spend more money, Onii-chan.
>I think this time I'll go for real estate. Maybe offer some money to a certain landlord, take his stress away from him.
>Ah, but that's only if you don't find my money onii-chan. You can make all the stress go away.

>> No.16305570

It's just a matter of time before that one creepy tanuki appears.

>> No.16305571

>>16305540
>Don't pay Tanuki little sister back.
>Next day she shows up with some Oni kids who go to the same school as her.
>"Alright oni-chan, time to teach you a lesson! Get him!"
>They're too scared.
>"U-Uh boss, he's sort of bigger than us, you didn't say he was so old!"
>"Idiots! I guess I gotta do it myself!"
>She thumps her fists on your legs.
>"Give my money, give it back now!"
>Pick her up and carry her under your arm with her flailing about.
>Apologize to her friends for being dragged into this mess by her.
>Carry her home.

>> No.16305574

>>16305566
You stay half dead, likely preserved by the ambient magic in the area or the mushroom itself. So it's the same as if you were actually dead, only you have a chance for a revive into a happy sex monster with a loving wife who doesn't want to kill himself

>> No.16305576
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16305576

Would your head maid be strict to your other maids?

>> No.16305577

>>16305576
I only have one maid.

>> No.16305578

>>16305576

I dont have any maids.

>> No.16305580

>>16305576
Would having multiple maids qualify as a harem?

>> No.16305583

>>16305580
Yes.

Or alternatively having one maid, and using her to make more maids with.

>> No.16305588

>>16305574
Sounds Sleeping Beauty-ish.

>> No.16305592

>>16305577
>>16305578
You two are missing out

>>16305580
Only if you fuck them

>> No.16305593
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16305593

>>16305576
I have two maids competing for my love. One is a good maid, and the other is so cute that I could never fire her.

>> No.16305594

>>16305588
I made the compariso nearlier in the thread too. I think it's pretty romantic

>> No.16305605

>>16305594
Until you find out no monstergirl actually wants to resuscitate sleeping anon. Then it just gets depressing.

>> No.16305608

>>16305605
Time is on his side

>> No.16305609

>>16305605
Time will pass, and anon will pass into legend along with it, being known as the Sleeping Prince, ever preserved and shaped by the magic of the mushroom and the lands, priming him to be the perfect incubi should a girl only love him.

>> No.16305622

>>16305609
Boy, whichever monstergirl goes to wake him is going to be super disappointed.

>> No.16305625

>>16305622
>Super disappointed by the perfect fariy-tale husband
You what?

>> No.16305631

>>16305625
That's what they're expecting, but in reality they just get anon.

>> No.16305639

>>16305631
Incubus anon. The new and improved model which has done away with the previous model's faults like the crippling self loathing.

>> No.16305641

>>16305631
>" Oh boy! I spent the money to translate the sacred scrolls to awaken this 5000 year old sleeping incubus! I bet he's gonna CRUSH my pussy! "
" 5000 years is a long time. Do you still have coffee? I could go for some coffee. Also to stretch my legs. I've got a cramp."

>> No.16305645

Stop ruining my romantic ideas.

>> No.16305653

>>16305641
Does someone asleep for that long have morning wood?

>> No.16305661

>>16305653
Depends on what stage of sleep he's in, or how he was sleeping. If he was having a bad dream it might be soft.

>> No.16305670

>>16305653
>>16305661
It turns you into an undead incubus. You probably have a raging hardon from the moment you fall asleep. So go to sleep naked other wide your cock will be hard and trapped in your pants for all eternity

>> No.16305672

>>16305576
>Bitchy lolifox meido
She's cute

>> No.16305673

>>16305670
does incubization turn you blue and make you grow horns and shit? Because I'd much rather look like a human

>> No.16305676

Man, this undead lamentation mushroom seems like more effort than it's worth. I'll just go for regular suicide instead.

>> No.16305678

>>16305673
No. It's literally just a power up with no cosmetic changes. Unless you want to be a snowflake and get anime eyes

>> No.16305680

>>16305673
What? No.

>> No.16305701
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16305701

>>16305678
>>16305680
I was curious, because of art like this

>> No.16305703

Here is a 7 page preview of a pudgy fox hentai to be released at C91: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60439065

Love their bushy eyebrows but those damn foxes need to go on a diet

>> No.16305706

>>16305673
No, but it's still shit.

>> No.16305709

>>16305703
You'd think that given how popular kitsune are, that there'd be a lot of good kitsune doujins. Unfortunately that is not the case whatsoever.

>> No.16305710

>>16305701
That's not MGE m8.

>> No.16305713
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16305713

>>16305710
Ok, but I've been drinking, so sue me
It's not my fault Prairie Ales Christmas Bomb stout is so goddamn good

>> No.16305715

>>16305701
That's Shinrabanshou you mong.

>> No.16305720

>>16305703
>Diet
You lost me.

They need to be big and meaty.

>> No.16305728

>>16305709
All I can say is you're not looking hard enough.

>> No.16305731

>>16305673
The canon about incubization isn't clear but we know for sure that it doesn't make you look like a monster

The appearance changes range from none to becoming your wife's perfect man; however you interpret that

>> No.16305733

>>16305728
I should specify I meant translated ones.

>> No.16305734

>>16305731
Appearance does not change unless in a way so as to make sex easier, i.e. too feeble or too much of a fatass.

>> No.16305736
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16305736

>>16305720
Look at this, do you want to have sex with this?

I'm glad she doesn't look as pudgy in the hentai

>> No.16305741

>>16305733
Oh, that may be true outside of, say, Ran I suppose.

>> No.16305745
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16305745

>>16305736
If she were anything but a monster girl, her feet would probably buckle and snap under the weigh of that pose.
Gross, man

I like my foxes either muscly or milfy, like pic related

>> No.16305746

>>16305736
Yes.
Yes I do.

Hell, I could go for bigger kitsune if I had to.

>> No.16305749

>>16305745
weight*
too much beer for me

>> No.16305751

>>16305746
Surely you wouldn't a bigger kitsune

>> No.16305754

>>16305745
>>16305749
Yeah, this is not a flattering picture, she looks much better in >>16305703

>>16305746
Enjoy your fat kistune then, don't forget her fried tofu or else she'll be grumpy

>> No.16305755
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16305755

>>16305736
That's a fair bit of chub...
I probably still would, though. Grab myself a handful of her meaty haunches from behind, Molest her breasts as she rides me, and let my hands sink into that ass during lotus cuddlesex. I know I'm a degenerate slut, but I can live with pudge. It's all about how she wears the weight.

>> No.16305757

Does anyone else just not like tsunderes? I don't see the appeal of a person that remains opposed to you no matter how much you open up to her.

>> No.16305762

>>16305757
Well, that's not really a tsundere though.

The core idea of Tsundere is that as you get to know and open up to them, they open up and become more affectionate in turn.

>> No.16305763

>>16305757
I don't like 'em either.
Personally, I like either genki or straight deredere.

>> No.16305765

>>16305757
>opposed to you no matter how much you open up to her
Where is the dere in that?

>> No.16305766
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16305766

>>16305757

I think everyone has a different line with something like this. I'll agree that some of them come off really shit, though.

Some of them are good.

>> No.16305767

>>16305763
Oh yeah, and yandere. Yandere is cool too.

>> No.16305770

>>16305751
Believe me, I would

>>16305754
All the fried tofu she can eat with tail brushing while she does...unless she wants to be hand fed.

>> No.16305771

>>16305745
>I like my foxes either muscly or milfy, like pic related
That Fox looks more milky than anything.

>> No.16305774
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16305774

>>16305771
>not wanting to milk a milfy fox

>> No.16305775
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16305775

>>16305733
Never ever.

>> No.16305776

>>16305770
Just how big of a mofu are you willing to have? A sumo mufo?

>> No.16305778

>>16305757
There's levels of tsundere. There's the kind who gets fed up with your antics and quirks when they're in the way and will chastise you for them, but still loves you and will more often than not be dere-dere to you. If she calls you an idiot, it's probably meant as a term of endearment. Then there's the ones who act almost hostile to you, being confrontational at every opportunity, but still has feelings for you. They simultaneously like you and hate you and usually lean more towards the tsun end. I actually like the former a lot, but the latter can usually die in a ditch.

>> No.16305783

>>16305776
That fox up there is probably my limit. I won't deny that she's got some meat on her, but she still looks attractive despite it and the weight is in the right areas to not be overly egregious.

>> No.16305785

>>16305775

She introduced me to an entirely new body type. Bless her.

>> No.16305786
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16305786

>>16305774
That is one of my few dreams in life. Specifically one that looks like this.

>> No.16305788
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16305788

>>16305774
Oh, I absolutely would.

>> No.16305791

>>16305757
It's part of the reason I don't get the like for any of the girls from Dragon Ball

>> No.16305792

>>16305775
>>16305785
I hate how Bob would spam her and ruin her by proxy.

>> No.16305794

>>16305792
If you hate him so much, why the fuck would you just randomly mention him?

>> No.16305801

>>16305794
I remember Bob spamming her too, but I didn't want to bring it up

>> No.16305808

>>16305757
The very light tsunderes who are just too ashamed to admit their love but still show it in other ways can be cute on the right species like dragons
Otherwise no, tsunderes is a bad archetype for the vast majority of monster girls

>> No.16305811

>>16305786
She looks sweaty and fit. I want it.

>> No.16305812

>>16305776
Super strongfat mofu?

I can dig it.
She can pick me up when she gets home and carry me off to the bedroom when she's in the mood.

Not to mention the massages I could give her.

>> No.16305814

>>16305811
Hey, that rhymes. You should do that all the time.

>> No.16305818

>>16305811
>>16305814
Gruntilda please.

>> No.16305822

>>16305818
>Not wanting a thicc Dark Mage to talk to you in lewd rhymes
What are you, gay?

>> No.16305831
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16305831

>>16305811
I wish there was more art of fit monster girls. I need my stomach muscle fix.

>> No.16305836
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16305836

>>16305831
Just go digging through Oni art. Plenty of muscles in there.

>> No.16305839
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16305839

>>16305836
I've already saved basically all of Ittla's stuff, at least the sfw stuff. Ume is a cutie.

>> No.16305846
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16305846

>>16305831
all jinkos, comrade

>> No.16305849

>>16305839
>Ume is a shit.
FTFY

>> No.16305855
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16305855

>>16305846
I have a few jinkos as well.

Really, I just want some muscular Hellhounds, and maybe some nicely toned Anubutts.

>>16305849
no

>> No.16305859
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16305859

>>16305839
>6'3"
She's my perfect height.

And damn my pic didn't do that body justice. You could grind meat on those abs. And she's got a nice chest to boot.

>> No.16305860

>>16305855
Hellhounds go without saying, but now I really want some muscle anubutts

>> No.16305865

>>16305839
That tracksuit looks comfy

>> No.16305866

>>16305836
>>16305839
>>16305855
I want to mating press that Oni.

>> No.16305870
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16305870

>>16305860
The only art I've seen with a muscular hellhound is pic related. Domestic abuse isn't really my fetish.

>> No.16305874
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16305874

>>16305855
>>16305860
Not quite muscular, but she's definitely toned. And that stomach is getting there.

>> No.16305877
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>>16305865
>>16305866
She's the oni one for me

>> No.16305882

>>16305877
Slow down a little fambalam.

>> No.16305884

>>16305822
>Rhyming Dark Mages who are also thicc
Man that shit really does thing to my dick

You know anon, you've got really good taste
Any anon who disagrees should leave posthaste

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>>16305877
Do you think she avoids alcohol so she can stay in better shape? Would she be a lightweight because of it?
I want to have a celebratory drink with her after the big cross country meet-up and have her finally stammer out a confession. Then maybe some mildly lewd cuddling.

>> No.16305894

>>16305822
>>16305884
>Funny talking dark mages
Reminds me of that one mage from the Goblin Slayer series.

>> No.16305903

>>16305874
You know, there is something extremely appealing about fit, toned anubi, and I say this as an anubisfag who loves his anubi thick as oatmeal.

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>>16304675
>When you come back and someone else proved your point for you

/jp delivered justice this day.

OHHHH YYYYYEAAHH

>> No.16305936

Should Dark Mages have shark teeth?

>> No.16305938

>>16304302
Not with this skank. Hair is my fetish who does this bitch think she is, coming up here with a fuckin snake head.

>> No.16305939

>>16305936
Only frightening genki fit girls, or battle lolis get shark teeth

>> No.16305945

>>16305936
All girls should have shark teeth and wide smiles

>> No.16305948
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16305948

>>16305945
Especially foxes.

>> No.16305950

>>16305936
Yes
and SWIRLY GLASSES!

>> No.16305951

>>16305950
And ahoges!

>> No.16305954

>>16305951
>tfw I have an ahoge and I can't get the fucker to go away

>> No.16305955

>>16305951
And ahegaos!

>> No.16305958

>>16305954
Can you move it around as if it were living tissue?

>> No.16305961

>>16305958
Sadly, no.
It just has the ability to rematerialize itself whenever I am away from a mirror for more than 5 minutes.

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>>16305948
>ESPECIALLY foxes.

How else do they intimidate the mousegirls away from their date?

>> No.16305973

>>16305965
Why would sharp teeth on foxes scare mice girls away? Natural predator-prey instincts geared up to ten?

>> No.16306014

>>16305950
Swirly eyes
I want a hex maniac dark mage

>> No.16306019

>>16305323
You know if someone appeared and mocked my sword and my fighting style that I got from my mother, and then challenged me to a duel with the intent to (at least) humiliate me in front of everyone, I'd beat the shit out of them too. I'd be especially angry if they weren't even taking it seriously. At that point, I don't give a shit how bad they wanted to hurt me, I want their arms broke. To be fair, I've had anger issues for a long time and this mentality really has gotten me into trouble over the years. Still, most people don't suspect that I'm Borderline until after I've stabbed somebody with the nearest object to me. To me what this guy did was not only justified, but tame since he didn't verbally insult her even once. Then again I'm a certified madman so what do I know?

>> No.16306023
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16306023

Alright, finished on Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, everybody.

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>>16306023
Merry Christmas to you too Nav. May you be blessed with the thiccest Hot Cocoa known to man.

>> No.16306042

>>16306019
>Then again I'm a certified madman so what do I know?
I gathered as much.

>> No.16306050

>>16306019
You flip out at every one who crosses you?

>> No.16306057

>>16306050
It's gotten better in recent years but pretty much yeah. It really depends on how you define "crossing me." I absolutely cannot stand condescension and it is the quickest way to get me to hit you

>> No.16306066

>>16306023
You're a god.

>> No.16306068

>>16306057
Well be glad other people are only armed with fists, and this isn't some feudal land where walking about in public unarmed is punishable by death. Because you'd find your looking at the business end of an axe

>> No.16306095

>>16306023
She's perfect.

>> No.16306164

>>16306023
>No shortstack Oppai Devil sisters to sneak into your house and rape you Because they think you're going to commit suicide and want to stop you.
You aren't but they don't know that.

>> No.16306170

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstacks are best for carrying off to bed for spooning before sleep

>> No.16306177

>>16306170
what's the procedure for twin sister shortstacks?

>> No.16306190

>>16301829
Damn Alp, I was legitimately spooked until they started fucking. Keep up the good work.

>> No.16306197

>>16306023
>ywn be a Devil's candy cane
If she isn't under my tree tomorrow I'll cry

Have a wonderful Christmas you artsy bastard

>> No.16306246
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16306246

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Well perhaps except for one.
Her name was Charon, and there was still much to be done.

A girl with long hair of white, and a staff to guide the dead,
The boatman smiled at her recent work, her craft painted a bright cherry red.

For Christmas was her favorite holiday, one she would never dare miss,
scavenged lights adorned her house, a rainbow lighting up the abyss.
She twirled on her toes, pure delight at the sight,
It was a shame she had forgotten,

That Christmas doesn’t come to the Underworld.

It was a dark and dreary place, full of ash and bleak air,
Only the dead belonged here, a venture Santa could not dare.
But this did not stop Charon, with tinsel in hand,
As she decorated her dead branch; a stand-in, you’d understand.

Baubles and bright things, she adorned on her tree,
With great care and precision, unaware that it was crappy.
But that didn’t stop her, she continued all the same,
A shame then still,

That Christmas doesn’t come to the Underworld.

The time soon drew near, panic set in for she still had to sleep
With a leap and a bound, she hopped into bed with nary a peep.
The house was quiet now, devoid of all sound
Except from the shadows, crawled out a Hellhound.

She was Helen, a hellhound, the pet of the pun loving girl
Unwilling of course, her jokes made her hurl.
Dull crimson eyes with teeth to match, she was a full blown murderess
Like her cousin, Cerberus.

But the sight of the sleeping boatman, made even her flames dull
She was innocent at heart, even if she was a numbskull
With a great heavy sigh, she proceeded to work
Turning bone to comb and fur to scarf, she strove to produce her own handiwork

Christmas doesn’t come to the Underworld.

But that didn’t stop her, for she too was young once
At least she could make someone happy, even it was for this dunce
Each present was set with diligence and care
Her tail whole was wagging, even down to its root hair.

Everything set, she kissed Charon good night
It was fine, she told herself, it would never come to light.
She crawled atop the bed, and tucked her tail in,
So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night

>> No.16306263

>>16306246
Magical Christmas ambulance/10

>> No.16306278

>>16306246
Cute.

>> No.16306321

Y so ded?

>> No.16306327

Does anyone have a theory why most new girls get ignored?

KC has improved a lot in his art and is starting to pick up on his writing, I don't see a clear reason why we still discuss older girls much more often that new one if anything it should be the other way around

>> No.16306330

>>16306327
Want to know why? Because most the staples are already so ingrained into the threads, repeating jokes and stereotypes that the chance of a new girl getting a look in is dead before she's even revealed.

Doesn't matter if Otohime is more interesting than a lot of girls and comes with her own setting that has more canon information than undead kingdoms for example, she's not part of the established way of things so she's fucked.

The only new girls that get attention are the ones with memes that can be attached to them, see Gremlins and Wendigos as proof of this.

>> No.16306331

>>16306327
Waifufags and >>16306330

>> No.16306338

>>16306331
Waifufags?

>> No.16306342

>>16306327
What? have you seen automaton and gremlin posts? New girls get hype. Maybe your waifu is just unpopular and shit, senpai.

>> No.16306345

>>16306338
Why talk about boring new girls when you can write greens and use exclamation marks while talking about the girls you love.

>> No.16306350

>>16306330
>Otohime
She is ugly though

>> No.16306358

>>16306342
>gremlin
Unfunny jokes that felt forced since day 1, would be a lot less talked about if they weren't spammed early on.
>automaton
Plenty of people had been silently waiting for a robot for a long while, I'm pretty sure she could have looked like anything reasonably attractive and had any sort of personality and still been a hit based on that alone. It gave people a reason to talk about something they've wanted to.

>> No.16306364

>>16306330
Otohime is an actual shit.

>> No.16306368

>>16306350
>>16306364
>insulting the perfect japanese princess

Commit sudoku.

>> No.16306372

>>16306342
Not to mention White Horns and even Griffons getting discussion.
Honestly it sounds more like he's upset his pet girl got dropped like a sack of bricks.

>> No.16306375

>>16306372
I highly doubt this.

>> No.16306383

>>16306330
half the posts that want to talk about new girls get dragged into talking about old ones and then that talk turns to treadded ground.

the rest end up with either memes (gremlin and gundam automatons) Hatred (otohime and ice queen) or just plain ignored (Umi osho, dark mage and kamaitachi)

Hell, look a how much of a stink griffon caused not because of her appearance but because she could contend with dragons.

Phantom and white horn are the only recent girls that I can deem safe and even then that's a stretch

>> No.16306392

>>16306350
>>16306364
She a dancing, smug ojou-sama and came with plenty of new setting information for aquatic girls but none of it gets talked about.

That setting could be used for something with Scyllas, Krakens and the like but that's not worthy of discussion apparently.
>White Horns
Canadian/Nordic shit forced on them and similar to Yetis.
>Griffons
Got a ton of talk at first due to the shitstorm over them competing with dragons which are one of the #1 waifu races.
The talk about them is already starting to die out and is mainly about if their legs are attractive or ugly, barely anything about things that could be done with them, their personalities or content.

>> No.16306393

>>16306383
>look a how much of a stink griffon caused not because of her appearance but because she could contend with dragons.
Id wager that has more to do with the general autism of dragonfags than anything else.
No matter the fandom, no matter the medium, wherever there are dragons autism follows close behind.

>> No.16306396

>>16306383
>Umi osho
A fucking sheet, only Bed Anon would tap that.

>dark mage
No proper translation yet.

>kamaitachi
Kind of boring to be honest.

>> No.16306406

>>16306372
>Honestly it sounds more like he's upset his pet girl got dropped like a sack of bricks.
Otohime was an example, she could be replaced with most of the new girls.

Red Cap? Not a single mention in this thread. Trumpart? One mention saying they were posted recently. It's not limited to Otohime.
>>16306383
>Hell, look a how much of a stink griffon caused not because of her appearance but because she could contend with dragons.
Can't have anyone competing with flying elves. Oh sorry, I mean thread canon dragons.

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>>16306327
>Does anyone have a theory why most new girls get ignored?
Not enough mofu

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16306420

1 day to Christmas.

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>> No.16306483

>>16306330
Those are pretty good reason, I still think there is more to it though

>>16306331
Most waifufags seem pretty quiet about their waifu but yeah they're part of the reason

>>16306342
>>16306372
I said "most new girl"
If we take a look at 2016 girls alone
Satyros: barely ever mentioned
Flow Kelp: same as Satyros
Hakutaku: Ignored in favor of Holsts
Basilisk: A few days of discussion then some rare pop-ups every few threads
Cursed Armor: barely ever mentioned
Cursed Sword: ignored since the initial hype
Ittan-Momen ignored
Unagi-Joro: barely ever mentioned
Umi-Osho: ignored
Otohime: Has a few lovers, otherwise ignored and/or disliked
Redcap: same as Cursed Sword
White Horn: Fairly popular
Phantom: seems popular but rarely discussed
Ice Queen: ignored and/or disliked
Griffon: has a few lover otherwise only used as a rival for Dragon
Trumpart: ignored so far

As for unreleased profiles
Kamaitachi: ignored
Nurarihyon: hyped up then ignored
Atlach-Nacha: ignored and/or disliked
Dragon Zombie: seems popular but rarely discussed
Gremlins: popular
Automaton: popular since before we even knew about her

This gives us 3/22 including one who has no stories and barely any art and one who was loved as a concept for a long time

>> No.16306495

>>16306483
All the new undead girls have stories.

>> No.16306497

>>16306495
I forgot about Ochimucha, I'd say she seems popular but rarely discussed
Did she get a story?

>> No.16306501

>>16306497
http://pastebin.com/MspNum2C

>> No.16306503
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16306503

>>16306483
>Atlach-Nacha: ignored and/or disliked

I've never seen anybody criticize this Elder God tier girl.

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16306505

If you went on a journey to prove how strong you are as a swords man and ended up fighting a several Lizzardmen and salamanders and won all of those battles. Would you end up with a battle harem or would they fight amongst each other to see who is the strongest and worthy of having your children?

>> No.16306506
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16306506

>>16306503
Because she's so damn cute.

>> No.16306510

>>16306503
She's easily the worst chaos girl, where you been, nigga.

>> No.16306515

>>16306501
Thanks

>>16306503
She received a lot of hate when people found out that the spider was her husband, then some more hate with the caption translation but otherwise yes she has seen a bit of love from chaosfags

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>>16306510
Atlach-Nachadashi is the best chaos girl, fight me faggit.

>> No.16306521

>>16306510
What's the matter, no maid fetish or awawa to get in the way of the chaos aspect?

>> No.16306526

>>16306521
Firstly, shoggoth is great, fuck you. Secondly, flayer is the second best chaos girl. Thirdly, I don't fancy being turned into a giant spider

>> No.16306530

>>16306526
>squid is fine
>spider isn't
Weird standards there.

>> No.16306540

>>16306505
Harem seems logic if they become mere female lizards they won't care about the competition as long as you impregnate them

>> No.16306553
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16306553

So what did you guys ask Lolioni Claus to get you for Christmas?

>> No.16306558

>>16306526
>not wanting to leave your shitty humanity behind and become the permanent throne of your perfect hime-cutted waifu

>> No.16306583

>>16306483
Lets take a crack at explaining some of these, or at least trying to find reasons some might ignore them.
>Satyros: barely ever mentioned
Huge shame, I'd put it down to not everyone being a drinker.
>Flow Kelp: same as Satyros
The fate of plant based girls, every one of them gets ignored.
>Hakutaku: Ignored in favor of Holsts
This one I'll never get. Incredibly sexy and teacher fetish is a common thing. Barb gave them a fair bit of art too yet the thread continues to talk about vanilla holsts and minotaurs.
>Basilisk: A few days of discussion then some rare pop-ups every few threads
Same as Hakutakus, don't get this one. A ton of discussion and art to start with then nothing, lamias are usually popular but Basilisk gets shafted.
>Cursed Sword: ignored since the initial hype
I think it's the corruption aspect, a fair amount of people around these parts have never been into it. Shame because Cursed Sword has a lot of potential.
>Cursed Armor: barely ever mentioned
Competing for the same crowd of people as Lich with her personality. Since Lich is established in the threads, Armor is the one to get ignored.
Only appeal she has left is for armor/history nerds.
>Unagi-Joro: barely ever mentioned
I never liked this one to start with and I can't talk for everyone else but the whole slimy gimmick and her face both put me off.
>Umi-Osho: ignored
Most interest in her died the moment it was revealed she's literally cosplaying. Selkie 2.0. I do like Selkie though.
>Redcap: same as Cursed Sword
Again, like Hakutaku and Basilisk she gets a fair bit of art but no discussion after the release hype died down.
>Phantom: seems popular but rarely discussed
I wouldn't say she's popular, another one in the same boat as Hakutaku/Basilisk/Redcap.
>Ice Queen: ignored and/or disliked
I have to be honest, I was never sold on the design and the profile made them pretty unlikeable to me personally. I can't comment on this one without being bias.
>Trumpart: ignored so far
Two reasons for this I think. First one being that diamonds scare people with their /d/ tendencies and the second being that the profile made clear that every suit is different, it's hard to assign a thread canon personality to the race as a whole like that.

>> No.16306585

>>16306553
Helium tank.

>> No.16306589
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16306589

>>16306553
Oh I've already got my present.

>> No.16306596

>You will never hangs out at the foot in the mountains
>you will never have a griffon stalking you out of combined curiosity and paranoia
>She will never get infatuated you but will not get as she needs to protect her treasure.
>you will never get bored and decide to climb the mountain
>the griffon will never assault you for "trying to steal her treasure while shouting "Finnaly!"

>> No.16306616

>>16306553
For her virginity.

>>16306583
>Huge shame, I'd put it down to not everyone being a drinker.
I agree with this, as much I love her design and her seductive aspect I just can't see myself drinking even with mamono mana making it healthy and removing hangovers

>The fate of plant based girls, every one of them gets ignored.
Harpies get ignored too, why is it the best species that this happens to?

>Competing for the same crowd of people as Lich with her personality. Since Lich is established in the threads, Armor is the one to get ignored.
I never thought of it this way, does that mean every new kuudere is doomed get buried by Lich's popularity?

>Only appeal she has left is for armor/history nerds.
Oh right we had a few of those, I wonder where they went

>I wouldn't say she's popular, another one in the same boat as Hakutaku/Basilisk/Redcap.
Maybe you're right, it's just that since she's a high-level undead and most people here are sluts for undead and/or powerful species I would bet she's popular

>Two reasons for this I think. First one being that diamonds scare people with their /d/ tendencies and the second being that the profile made clear that every suit is different, it's hard to assign a thread canon personality to the race as a whole like that.
The diamond thing makes sense, and again your threadcanon theory seems correct, that would also explain why we never speak about Chimaeras when they are somewhat popular in Japan

>> No.16306630

>>16306530
Flayer won't care if i;m a spider or a squid. Atlach won't stop until shes made me a spider again

>> No.16306643

>>16306420
Somebody tell that Whitehorn to stop giving such a lewd stare.

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>>16305483
Adorable. Especially if you imagine tiny Ushis.

>> No.16306681

Here is a chest: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0bvBHkVIAIuyWd.jpg

Here is a darker chest: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0bvBh7UQAAasey.jpg

Choose one and open it carefully, who knows what might be inside.

>> No.16306684

>>16304411
After all that pointless shit in the story you want LESS sex?

>> No.16306685

>>16305757
A lot of anons here don't seem to know the difference between tsunderes.

Modern: Constantly flipping between love and hate, in perpetuity. The stereotypical, "B-baka, it's not like I wanted to..."

Classic: Generally portrayed as a somewhat bitchy kuudere ice queen, but eventually thaws into a deredere "I'm going to wear a naked apron for you ~<3" waifu

>> No.16306690

>>16306616
>I agree with this, as much I love her design and her seductive aspect I just can't see myself drinking even with mamono mana making it healthy and removing hangovers
I like them because I'm a fairly light drinker and stay that way due to health concerns. If liver damage and hang overs weren't thing I'd be getting drunk way too often so Satyros is appealing in that aspect for me.
>Harpies get ignored too, why is it the best species that this happens to?
This is too sad, Jubjubs are wonderful and vanilla harpy got a nice art update. Feathered girls need love too.
>I never thought of it this way, does that mean every new kuudere is doomed get buried by Lich's popularity?
Yup. See Soldier Beetle, only remembered by the one anon who sees and light and requests art of her when drawfags are around.

I love Lich to pieces but other kuuderes are also welcome, Mantis used to get a ton of attention but as the popularity of Lich grew she absorbed a lot of that discussion time.
>Oh right we had a few of those, I wonder where they went
Beats me, they had some interesting stuff to post at times too.
>Maybe you're right, it's just that since she's a high-level undead and most people here are sluts for undead and/or powerful species I would bet she's popular
I don't want to be right, it sucks.
>The diamond thing makes sense, and again your threadcanon theory seems correct, that would also explain why we never speak about Chimaeras when they are somewhat popular in Japan
I'm betting Kamaitachi will suffer the same fate. At times I wish the girls that were popular in Japan were popular here too.

>> No.16306702

>>16306685
What is with Japan and turning strong read:dominant female characters into blushing moeblobs?

>> No.16306711

>>16306681
A chestburster?

>> No.16306718

>>16306702 Gap moe

>> No.16306721

>>16306702
The reason is they actually have good taste, unlike you

But seriously, what are you talking about? Almost every harem protag ever is passive and submissive as fuck, and has the girl make literally all the moves.

>> No.16306741

>>16306718
That isn't gap moe.
Gap moe is when a character that doesn't seem cute at first glance is actually cute as fuck.

>>16306721
Literally every dating sim that isn't hardcore BDSM.
Most harem animes have girls that are portrayed as haughty and dominating (Senjogahara, Ume-same from Ben-tou) that turn soft the second the MC lays a hand on them.

Hopefully your case of bad taste isn't terminal.

>> No.16306759

>>16306741
>soft the second the MC lays a hand on them.
Yeah, but it's not like harem series are good with female characters to begin with.
>"Oh, he held the door for me once"
>"Guess I have to have his children now."

>> No.16306764

What MG would be the the biggest anal slut?

>> No.16306768

>>16306741
I once read a theory I heard proposed concerning Japan's taste in H-content that... in hindsight, made a ton of sense. While he was talking about JAV/porn specifically, I think it also applies to all the hentai mediums.

Basically when an scene occurs (whether stand-alone in porn flicks, or the first h-scene in a visual novel), the girl is almost always hesitant, even resistant to the protag's moves. In JAVs, the girl always looks like she's in pain.

>"S-stop! We can't do this here."
>"You pervert, don't touch there!"
>"Well, only if it's you..."

But as the scene progresses, by the end she's basically begging for the D.

>"I'm coming too!"
>"Come inside me!"
>"My hips are moving on their own"

The guy laying out this theory says it's because Japan doesn't like slutty girls, so they all start out hesitant and resistant to the D -- even in mediums where they clearly shouldn't, like porn. Contrast this to American porn where the girl is turbo-slut from the first minute.

So in Japan, the guy "trains" the girl to love the dick. He makes her do slutty things without her really being a slut. So that by the end she's basically ahegoing and begging for cum.

Why this is, I can't recall if he said. Maybe it's a culture or expectation related thing. But it does seem a very prolific trend.

>> No.16306771

>>16306764
None because KC and Japan hate anal.

>> No.16306780

>>16306771
>Hate
KC maybe, but not necessarily Japan.

The protagonist of Majikoi, the series with, what, seven games/discs in a few years? He is a canon... anal fanatic, in his words.

>> No.16306788

>>16306768
I understand where you're coming from. Japan's purity obsession is on the same level as religious American's. I think it's an ownership kind of thing.

>> No.16306825

>>16306768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbuBubZ1yE

Gee, that sounds familiar.
Oh, wait!
Modesty used to be a globally appreciated trait. In this classic seasonal example, it is seen as uncouth for a lady to stay overnight at a man's house. It was considered 'correct' to say no regardless of how she felt.
Fun fact: the line "what's in this drink?" isn't some creepy roofie joke. In the time the song was written, that phrase was meant to suggest that a drink with little alcoholic content in fact had much more than the female drinker expected. It was an excuse to do something risque and a wink wink nudge nudge toward her friends that she might have met a nice guy and could sneak off with him.
Japan isn't so different from us westerners, they just held on to certain values that seem to have faded here. Makes me kind of sad.

(as a side note, some would say that this 'no, i really shouldn't' culture deafened the modern generation to the word 'no.' Not sure I'd agree with that because assholes will always be assholes, but there ya go.)

>> No.16306830

>>16306718
>>16306741
Actually gap moe refers to a more literal phenomenon.

The "Moe" (Cuteness) of the subject is derived from a "Gap" between an expected perception, and the reality. Thus, gap moe.

>> No.16306838

>>16306825
What does modesty have to do with two people who are already having sex?

>>16306830
I've always taken moe to mean something that causes a reaction in you that's like seeing something cute, but with a more complicated and sexual slant.

>> No.16306845

>>16306764
Anal is literal shit
But Akaname are canon asslickers so them probably

>> No.16306846

>>16306838
Ugh, you really don't think before you ask questions do you? Modesty has a direct correlation with chastity in the modern mind. If a girl started shouting on the corner for some random stranger to take her to bed, the immodest statement would make her look like a loose woman.

There is such a thing as modest sex. In fact, it's probably why MGE insists on one man to a monstergirl.

>> No.16306875

>always sleep like a rock
>rarely remember my dreams due to not waking up during one
>last month I've been woken up 3 times during one
>all involved a monstergirl and lewd in one way or the other
>99% of my dreams are probably like that

No wonder I'm always in a good mood in the morning.

>> No.16306876

>>16306327
MGE died.
A victory of MGU.

>> No.16306878
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Proper jabber scans finally got uploaded but they are in chink

>> No.16306885

>>16306878
>zero thicc
>zero pudge

Aww man. That sucks. Still, a Wock is a Wock and I'll still masterbate to her.

>> No.16306890

>>16306885
Thank fuck your cancerous bullshit isn't selling outside the US.

>> No.16306895

>>16306764
There is really no way to make an anal slut without it being forced, can you think of any monster/animal with a heavy focus on their ass? Only monkeys come to mind and we already have that

>>16306878
Finally, I'll count that as a Christmas present

>but they are in chink
I would a Chinese Jabberwock

>> No.16306898
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16306898

>>16306878
Wocks are shit, Kuddle a lonely Kraken this Khristmas.

>> No.16306900

>>16306890
Could you convey your shit taste better?

>> No.16306908

>>16306885
>zero thicc
>zero pudge

Just the best.

>> No.16306909

>>16306327
Waifufags take the joke too seriously

>> No.16306911

It's been a while since we voted for best onee-san, last time Kraken won followed by Jabberwock

http://www.strawpoll.me/11948060

If "Other" wins we'll have to make an extensive list

>> No.16306915

>>16306898
I'm hoping for a Kraken to cuddle a lonely me. Unfortunately, I don't live near their usual habitats.

>> No.16306922

I was gifted The Call of Cthulhu in which it contains the story mentioned and various other shorts, starting with Dagon.

I want to bully chaos girls and sahuagin with this anti monster propaganda

>> No.16306926

>>16306911
You're forgetting the number one qualification for best Onee-san, long black hair!
Naturally Atlach-Nachas are my new favourite nee-chans.

>>16306922
Lovecraft only got good after mid-1927.

>> No.16306932

>>16306926
Loli nee-chan best nee-chan

>> No.16306935

>>16306922
The Old Ones did absolutely nothing wrong

KC calls the chaos girls "the Chtulhu girls" so we can hope for a squid dragon someday

>>16306926
>Atlach-Nacha
Even if she was 3000 year old there is no way she is an onee-san

>long black hair!
So Kejourou and Cursed Swords are onee-sans?

>> No.16306946
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>>16306935
Straight black hair is indicative of both a monster girl's motherly charms and her ability to lay down the law. These are two traits a nee-chan needs the most.

>> No.16306951

>>16306946
I have so say you're wrong, but 1/3 isn't too bad. You're just wrong about the straight and black. As long as it's long, it's perfect.

>> No.16306954
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>>16306911
White Horn onee-san who gives you rides into town everyday and makes sure you're warm enough

>> No.16306959

>>16306922
Be careful not to lose it. Nyarlathotep might get mad at you.

>> No.16306961

Do elves find Christmas offensive?

>> No.16306962

>>16306959
She serves a baka. A big dumb blind baka.

>> No.16306963

>>16306935
Cthullu onee-san is lazy. All she does is sleep!

>> No.16306971
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>>16306483
>Satyros: Barely ever mentioned
>Atlach-Nacha: Ignored and/or Disliked
I like both of those girls, screw you and your umbrella generalizations, sir.

>>16306510
>She's easily the worst chaos girl, where you been, nigga.
I won't disagree that Shoggoth is great, but one of the things that people tend to neglect and/or intentionally ignore about her is that she turns her husband into a pseudo-slime monsterboy. That 'melting together with her' shit in the profile? That's your bodies getting intermingled during sex, not unlike Communion from The Thing. You won't know where your body ends and hers begins.

Allow me to elucidate why Atlach-Nacha is actually pretty great. Barring the fact that you turning into her tentacle dickthrone spider, she's purely loli-dom and ferocious as fuck during sex. On top of that, you get aphrodisiac fangs to fluster her with in spooder form.

Another things worthy of note is the fact that in the original expanded mythos from Lovecraft and other writers, Atlach-Nacha played a far more integral role than a lowly servitor race of the Shoggothes, or even a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu. Atlach-Nacha herself was a spider with a human face that in the northern arctics was weaving a web-bridge to connect the Dreamlands to the real world, which would result in every myth becoming a reality, resulting in the end of man's world.

Allow me once again to elucidate. Ithaqua, the Great Old One that was the basis for the Wendigo? He's not even realistically a major player in anything, preferring to be a sort of hermit over actually coordinating the end of all things. Atlach-Nacha is in direct cahoots with Nyarlathotep, who oversees the Dreamlands and makes sure the Old Gods (i.e. the Gods of ancient human myths) mind their Ps and Qs. Hell, Cthulhu himself isn't even a major player since as far as the known totem pole goes, he's not even an Outer God, he's just one of their high priests.

I mean, I'll respect that you don't like Atlach-Nacha, because everybody is entitled to their tastes. But at least he hasn't fucked up Hounds of Tindalos, the Cats of Ulthar, and other fun stuff as of yet. Knowing KC, he'll make one of them futa or /d/ for shits-n-giggles.

>> No.16306977

>>16306971
>ignore about her is that she turns her husband into a pseudo-slime monsterboy. That 'melting together with her' shit in the profile? That's your bodies getting intermingled during sex, not unlike Communion from The Thing. You won't know where your body ends and hers begins.
It's hyperbole. Your body turns into slime as to resist physical damage, weapons pass through you. You don't get to turn into the Thing no matter how much you wish you would.
>Allow me to elucidate why Atlach-Nacha is actually pretty great.
>she's purely loli-dom
Real bad start there bub

>My girl is important in the mythos
Meh, I'm no powerslut. Couldn't care less.

>> No.16306991

>>16306971
I love Atlach-Nachas as much as the next guy, but basing your argument on Derleth era Lovecraft?
Big mistake man.

Lorewise the Dreamlands are Lovecraft's biggest mistake. The impact of dreamers like Carter (that Lovecraft undoubtedly self-inserted into) on the entire reality of the Dreamlands, Carter's direct interaction with Nyarlathotep, it throws the sense of cosmic insignificance out the window, and that's why Derleth and co latched onto it in order to justify their weak readings of Lovecraft's works.

The lolidom though. Good lord the lolidom.

>> No.16306995

>>16306991
The lolidom is the best part because Atlach-Nacha would be the kind to turn the smug to motherfucking 11.

>> No.16306999

>>16306954
That White Horn...It's like she's planning to eat that Wendigo!

Quick, someone call the Pally Patrol before it's too late!

>> No.16307000
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16307000

I'm in trouble. It's Christmas Eve and I still don't know what to get for my waifu. What am eye supposed to get for the girl who has everything?

>> No.16307001

>>16307000
Get her some of you. I'm sure she'll love it.

>> No.16307003

>>16307000
Remove monoeyes.

>> No.16307008

>>16307000
Honestly if I saw Manako into that outfit I'd hold her hands and hold mistletoe above us!

>> No.16307025
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>>16307000
Give her a daughter.

>> No.16307029

>>16307025
Is there a limit to how many daughterus you can have? I have almost 26 thousand, but I wonder if I can destroy the world by over daughteruing it.

>> No.16307030

クロスは力を溜めている……

>> No.16307031
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>>16307025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4

I can't lie I will always love monoeyes. They're just so cute.

>> No.16307035

>>16307030
I wonder will it be xmas related

>> No.16307037

>>16307035
He said that it won't be.

>> No.16307039

>>16307035
It's santa Lilim.

>> No.16307043

>>16306911
>Kraken 8
>Jabberwock 1

There is no doubt about it this time, unless for some reason this is the Krakenfags time period

>>16306971
>I like both of those girls, screw you and your umbrella generalizations, sir.
I like Satyros and Atlach-Nacha is N°2 right after my waifu for much the same reasons as you
I didn't even know that I was a slut for lolidom before her

>>16307000
You can always go for the classic dick in a box

>> No.16307055
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>>16307030
His tweet is a bit convoluted
"Book world and the real world is a little jet lag there will be, because I'm too when not NetA... (excuses) and say that Christmas is not totally new species description document will!"

Also there is a buttload of Christmas art, starting with this OC Lilim
I'm starting to like this artist's crude style

>> No.16307063

>>16307043
I'm the only one that voted for the Wocky and I think I feel her breath on my neck and smell the musky aroma that's coming out of her.

Send he

>> No.16307068

>>16307000
All I want for Christmas are those Monoeyes.

>> No.16307079
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16307079

You better watch out, you better get snug

You better warm up, it's time for a hug

Santa Claus is cuddling the town

>> No.16307089

>>16307079
>Yeti santa drops through the chimney to give Anon his Christmas presents
>sees poor cold anon in bed sleeping
>can't resist but to get into bed and hug him.

>> No.16307102
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16307102

Monoeyes are cute, CUTE

>> No.16307105

>>16307102
I would unironically date a fat mono eye

>> No.16307107

>>16307105
Just how fat are we talking?

>> No.16307110

>>16307107
Enough that I'd be told to leave.

I'd get her in cute dresses and take her out.

>> No.16307111
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16307111

http://imgur.com/a/ZmD35

A lot of art released today, including:
.Less lewd
Hellhound tits
Loli fox daki
Christmas elves
An abusive monoeye

Don't forget to pick up your Christmas Succubus for tomorrow

>> No.16307112

>>16307089
>yeti fur gets on my face
>wake up with allergies and a stuffy nose
Yeti Claus better come back and fix this Christmas

>> No.16307117

>>16307111
Dibs on the one with glasses. She is getting mating pressed tonight.

>> No.16307120

>>16307111
>Loli fox daki
Where?

>> No.16307123

>>16307079
If a Yeti broke into my house to deliver me a Christmas hug I'd give her cookies and milk as thanks

>>16307120
Last picture, refresh the link

>> No.16307135
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16307135

MUD PUSSY

>> No.16307138

>>16307135
Aw shit look at those hands

>> No.16307141

>>16307135
I approve

>> No.16307142

>>16307135
The frick is this?

>> No.16307144

>>16307111
http://imgur.com/a/ZmD35
Just added 5 more pictures, but who cares new girl is here

>>16307135
WTF is this? Why do I want to breed her? And most importantly is Gnome officially obsolete?

>> No.16307145

>>16307135
I don't know what this is but I think I like were this is going

>> No.16307146

>>16307144
GNOME WILL NEVER BE OBSOLETE!

>> No.16307147

>>16307135
She is beautiful! I want to Marry her!

>> No.16307149

>>16307135
"While it's Christmas, the new girl, "Dorome", has absolutely nothing to do with it at all!
There's a bit of a time difference between our world and the encyclopedia's, so... (that's a total excuse)
When a "Gnome" is born from earth steeped in demonic energy, the earth element will "melt" with the monster energy, and becomes a "Dorome"
Being wrapped in their warm, muddy body feels pleasant, and has healing properties...

Note: Her name is a portmanteau of "Gnome" and "doro", japanese for "mud".

>> No.16307150

>>16307147
You're going to forget she exists.

>> No.16307153

>>16307135
Larry what the fuck is this.

>> No.16307154

>>16307135
What a surprise.

>> No.16307156

>>16307149
>New girl has synergy with my OC
Noice. Makes it easier to develop her.

>> No.16307162

>>16307068
>Be at a black tie soiree with your Monoeye girlfriend
>It's more of a class reunion of sorts, the other young men having graduated from the Academy just like you
>There's a few here and there who ended up getting married to stuff like Lamiae and Jabberwocks, but your wallflower Cyclops is more intimidated by their bust sizes, dwarfing hers
>She doesn't appear to be enjoying herself, afraid to actually mingle with the other monsters, her single eye complex rising
>You grew up on old records and learned how to sing mostly well as a young man, even in the barracks they'd called you the 'Man with the Golden Voice'
>Smirk to them, telling them you know a way to really show her how to enjoy herself, heading towards the stage.
>It takes some goading from the lead of the stage act to let you and the boys use their instruments, after all, who doesn't love a benny or two?
>All eyes turn to you and your friends as they start on the brass, never taking your eyes off that lovely, wallflower Monoeye
>You can see her face flushing when you start singing that sixty-something-year old song, but she doesn't truly go beet red until she hears
>I (Eye) love you baby and if it's quite alright
>I (Eye) need you baby to warm your lonely night
>I (Eye) love you baby trust in me when I say
>Several monsters see her reaction and giggle to themselves, one of the Lamia holding mistletoe above her head as you walk off the stage, singing 'You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you' to her
>The air is positively filled with electricity as you hand off the mic and embrace that flustered little thing in your arms, her kisses like a small signature as she rapid fires them onto your face
>Several of your classmates are clapping and laughing, raising glasses of brandy to the 'happy lovers'
>Later that night, in the hotel room the Monoeye keeps profusely apologizing that she couldn't get you a Christmas gift you'd like, only to be cut off as you kiss her in the hollow of her neck
>Your hand going between her legs
"Silly girl, all I wanted for Christmas was you."

>> No.16307163

You can machine translate her profile here: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/dorome/text.html

I don't get the first paragraph but she seems to be a lewder, simple-minded Gnome

>However, the girls made of soil elements can move freely under the ground, integrated with the earth, suddenly appear at the feet of the men, wrap the men with the body of the mud and make it within a moment I will catch it.
This is the stuff you see in horror movies

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>>16307135

>> No.16307166

>>16307135
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uST43LYxvAw

>> No.16307167

>>16307149
Dorome

Spirit/Elemental

Habitat: caves, wetlands
Disposition: Affectionate, easygoing, simple
Food: Human men's semen

When a "Spirit of Earth" is linked to the magical energy of monsters, the combination results in a monster called a "Gnome". However, if the monster mana is too powerful and overwhelming, it will melt the earth element, and they will become closer to a regular monster than an elemental spirit. The result is a "Dorome".

Their melted, earthen body has become one of loose, soft mud, and their heart has surrendered to the desires of a monster, and when they find a human male, they will pounce on him without hesitation.

(cont)

>> No.16307185

>>16307167
Because their movements are slow and their intelligence is not very high, it is not difficult to escape if you notice them early.
However, as their bodies are entirely earthen, they can move freely underground, merged with the earth, and suddenly appear at a man's feet, wrap his body with their mud, and catch them within a glimpse.
While they assault humans aggressively, their disposition is very gentle, and their fashion of restraining a man is more like a gentle embrace, and a man that surrenders himself to their soft, warm mud and immerses himself in it, will be engulfed in soothing pleasure.
Intercourse with them is slow and calm. They will cover a man's body with their own, and pleasure him by slowly moving their hips.
While it's natural for a monster to act like this when having sex with a man, they seem to be content even with just taking a man inside their body. Even when "embracing" a man like this, their face bears an ecstatic smile as if they were having sex.

(cont)

>> No.16307191

>>16307167
So basically mud slime.

>> No.16307196

>>16307185
Since they are made of earth, even if their body may collapse under force, physical attacks are not very effective against them as they can just reform their body from the ground beneath them.
They can also manipulate surrounding mud and dirt freely as if it was part of her body. So even if there is only one of them, you may quickly find yourself surrounded.
How many clones they can create depends on the individual's magical power, and they are usually limited to a few bodies at a time, but at times an individual with great power may assimilate the floor, ceiling and walls of an entire cave. Were a man to set foot inside, he would quickly be surrounded and covered by countless muddy girls' bodies appearing out of nowhere.

Not too much to the profile itself, but I love the design and the concept, and the idea of elementals being corrupted by demonic energy far beyond the point of a dark elemental is interesting.

>> No.16307203

>>16307167
So weak DE = gnome
strong DE=dorome
got it

>> No.16307209

>>16307135
Huh, that's new

>> No.16307212

>>16307146
I dunno man just look at her

>>16307167
>Disposition: Affectionate, easygoing, simple
I love simple species, let's hope she doesn't become a joke like Wurms

>When a "Spirit of Earth" is linked to the magical energy of monsters, the combination results in a monster called a "Gnome". However, if the monster mana is too powerful and overwhelming, it will melt the earth element, and they will become closer to a regular monster than an elemental spirit. The result is a "Dorome".
So we're bound to have monster versions of all 4 spirits, right?

>While they assault humans aggressively, their disposition is very gentle, and their fashion of restraining a man is more like a gentle embrace, and a man that surrenders himself to their soft, warm mud and immerses himself in it, will be engulfed in soothing pleasure.
This is the best, monsters who do everything in their power to get a hold of you only to start gentle intercourse

>they seem to be content even with just taking a man inside their body. Even when "embracing" a man like this, their face bears an ecstatic smile as if they were having sex.
Sluts for hugs confirmed, I bet Yetis can't cum from a hug meanwhile Dorome ahegaos from a regular embrace

>>16307196
>physical attacks are not very effective against them
I hate random encounters where the enemy is immune to physical damage and you have to use half your MPs casting spell on them

>The whole clone thing
I like it, it doesn't add too much to the profile but it's still a neat capacity to have especially for lewd time

Thanks for the quick translation, we missed you these last few profiles
Have a merry Christmas!

Now I understand why that one guy hated KC's hack foods/potions, Dorome's ability doesn't feel important because of the doppelganger potion's existence

>> No.16307215

>>16307135
BREAST SMOTHERING HANDJOBS

>> No.16307217

>>16307135
BIG
MUDDY
HANDS

>> No.16307225

Remember that your dad shouldn't promise your hand in marriage to more than one monster girl family.

THAT is how you end up with dragon forces and tanuki hired mercenaries duking it out in your kingdom.

>> No.16307241

>>16307167
>they will pounce on him without hesitation.
Can we make a drinking game that for every time this line is used you take two shots? Seriously it feels like it's been in every profile since MGE2 dropped.

>> No.16307243

>>16306616
>I never thought of it this way, does that mean every new kuudere is doomed get buried by Lich's popularity?
It's hard to compete with perfection.

>> No.16307253

>>16307241
>drinking game that for every time this line is used you take two shots?
This kills the anon.

>> No.16307254

>>16307243
>clammy shortstack with autism
>perfection
Wrongamundo, my dude.

>> No.16307263

>>16307135
I'm really curious to see this beauty's making-off
What does that jewel represent? What is that black stuff her chest seems to be made out of? What pushed him to make her so muddy?

One thing I can guess is that he gave her those big hands because she loves embracing her husband

I'll give it a few days and wait for the official translation but right now I'm slightly underwhelmed by her profile, it's still better than most of KC's old profile which mostly talked about sex but it's still lacking something
Isn't it shorter than the other new girls?

>> No.16307268

>>16307254
>Pale busty girl with powerful magic that uses you for lewd experiments.
How is any of this bad?

>> No.16307271

>>16307268
I think lich is too boring.
Not sure who is worse though, her or gremlin.

>> No.16307279

>>16303080
>No it isn't, it just strikes me as highly inapproriate for either trained warrior to treat their trade so irresponsibly
It's more like how when some random fag who thinks he's hot shit at physics asks you for a physics problem to prove how top physicist he is, you just toss a Hamiltonian / Jacobian mechanics problem at him because you really can't be fucking assed to take this kid seriously but you want to humilate his dumb ass anyway.

>> No.16307281

Some more stuff on Dorome
In terms of power level she's equal to or slightly better than Gnome but below Dark Gnome, but some of them can get pretty close to Dark Gnome level
Gnome is superior in her covenant abilities and use of her power to precisely manipulate earth and dirt and use earth magic, while Dorome is not very good at that kind of thing at all and has less control over her power, to the point where her body causes plant monsters to grow from the earth she moves across.

>> No.16307289

>>16307271
They both have lots of potential of sexual experimentation

>> No.16307293

KC also talked about the idea of him "retconning" out big meaty paws and claws.

No, it's not happening, there is no big claw holocaust.
It's basically just individual differences in size on those parts, and he also just doesn't really pay that close attention to staying perfectly consistent with dimensions on his monster girls when it's not even the same inividual, he just draws whatever he thinks works well for a given picture.

>> No.16307295

>>16303374
Historically, whether or not you spared someone was entirely up to the discretion of the winner unless it was specificed beforehand that down means down and you don't get to kill him. It's also true that you're supposed to take it seriously and a 'love tap' is an incredible insult to both your opponent and yourself unless you were specifically aiming for proving a point or it was a training thing.

>> No.16307300

>>16307281
>>16307293
You're even translating the twitter replies? You're the best

It's funny to see the Japanese thinking about the same stuff we do, we're usually pretty divided but big meaty claws bring us together

>> No.16307301

>>16307271
There's always diamond trumpart if you want wild experimenting

>> No.16307306

>>16307271
Isn't it basically canon that the profile is a general guideline and MGE is basically a 'design your own waifu' land where there's always at least one member of a species who's the perfect waifu for you?

>> No.16307309

>There's no magma Doromes or anything like that, even if that's technically earth. There may be a "corrupted" Ignis though...
>Since their mud is full of demonic energy, a human women covered in it will almost certainly become a monster! Aside from succubi, it seems like they'll be particularly often turned into plant-type girls...

>> No.16307311
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16307311

>>16307135
MGQ general must be going fucking nuts over this shit.

>> No.16307315

>>16307306
Not exactly but yeah pretty much

Profile show individuals and other individuals can deviate pretty far from the profile one except for a few things which describe the entirety of the species
You can have a tall, long haired maybe even /fit/ Lich but you can't have her not care about magic

>>16307309
>often turned into plant-type girls
First she suddenly appears from the ground and rapes you and now she turns human women into plants? Somebody need to write an horror story about her

>> No.16307317

>>16307311
>Implying the carcass of MGQ general that is /mggg/ hasn't gone through regulars enough that most people there haven't even been present for the population or musket shitstorms, let alone mud pussy

>> No.16307318

>>16307309
>magma Doromes
What is lava golem?

>> No.16307319

>>16307225
>not uniting your province with theirs in a bigamous marriage to form the Golden Empire
>not using the strength and vast capital of the dragons with the diplomacy and financial savvy of the tanukis to lead your empire into a golden age

>> No.16307320

>>16307306
I hardly doubt it. The only undead I like are Vampires and Wights. Anything else is meh.

>>16307289
I can see Gremlin appealing to me just a little bit under ceratin circunstances, but definitely not liches.

>>16307301
Sure.

>> No.16307322

Remember to hang those stockings anons! If you've been a good boy, you'll wake up in the morning with your waifu inside!

>> No.16307323

>>16307318
Forgotten

>> No.16307324

>>16307318
Exactly. Someone asked if Doromes could be made of magma and such too, and KC said no, since Lava Golem already exists and it'd just be the same thing.

>> No.16307327

>>16307317
Most people there for ye olde shite fucked off either to >discord or just during the entire discord/streaming bullshit.

>>16307320
Well personality and looks wise, I mean.

>> No.16307329

>>16307322
She's too big.

>> No.16307330

>>16307311
Dorome x Salamander threesomes?

>> No.16307331
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16307331

>>16307317
I bet enough still exist for Kitsune Family.threadcap and Mud to have an effect.

Broken glass and razorblades.

>> No.16307339

>>16307319
But then you have a shortstack tanuki and a giant, muscled dragon both trying to out do each other in an attempt to get pregnant first.

Which is nice but you really can't do anything else while they're doing that.

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16307342

Who's this? Looks like a de-arachnized Ushi-oni.

>> No.16307345

>>16307342
That's no tail, that's a butt plug!

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16307349

>>16307342
Ogre?

>> No.16307356

Milky Automatons.
http://imgur.com/a/NrPuC

>> No.16307357

>>16307349
I thought so too, but ogre doesn't have mofu.

>> No.16307361

>>16307356
Disgusting.
Not the concept, but those particular pics.

>> No.16307362

>>16307357
It's a wild ogre.

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>>16307356
delet zis

>> No.16307373

>>16307372
I'm going to look up her skirt.

>> No.16307376

>>16306681
Are those two from some game?

>> No.16307380

>>16307373
I'm goint to touch cubes with her.

>> No.16307383

>>16307030
>>16307055
Is KC powering up?

>> No.16307389

>>16307383
>>16307135
Oh wait. Kinda lame desu.

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16307393

>>16307373
You won't

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16307398

Remember to give every Reindeer a hug and a carrot this Christmas.

>> No.16307402

>>16307135
I'm mixed. The design is a bit derpy save for the face, but damn, the muddy hugs sound too good to pass up. Reminds me of Ash's Muk.

>> No.16307403

>>16307135
Huge hands are dead they said, more human sized they said.

Would get dirty with her though, she looks fantastic.

>> No.16307405

>>16307376
Here is the oiginal tweet https://twitter.com/wiz_lostcastle/status/812600296463474689?lang=en

>> No.16307406

>>16307403
KC already deconfirmed the "huge hands are dead" meme himself anyway.

>> No.16307417

>>16307135
Mud is pretty rough and grainy and awful. I don't see how a girl made of the stuff could be any good at all.

>> No.16307418

>>16307405
Ah, nice.

>> No.16307421

>>16307406
Didn't expect him to do that himself, was checking through the thread and replied to the new girl before checking the rest.

Good to see though, I always said it was on a per drawing/girl basis. Nice to have confirmation the sky isn't falling though.

>> No.16307439

>>16307393
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0bY3J-VIAAWWJQ.jpg

>> No.16307442

>>16307135
How can you win monstergirl mudwrestling when the mud wrestles you?

>> No.16307445

That fat old elf woman is coming down your chimney again!
What are you going to do!?

>> No.16307451

>>16307445
light up the chimney.

>> No.16307457

>>16307445
Replace the milk with hathor's milk and make the cookies out of whatever that CC Cake is made of.

Follow that with a rope trap and I'll have her right where I want her.

>> No.16307458

>>16307417
Magic and mamono mana make everything pleasurable to the dick

And besides it's not plain mud, it's mud from a Dorome, she'd purify it and keep it smooth and warm for maximum comfort

>> No.16307459

>>16307445
Get ready to squeeze her fat when she comes down.

>> No.16307461

>>16307111
Check out .Less' Tumblr he released more than one

>> No.16307469
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16307469

>I love you Anon

>I'm so proud of you

>You're the best thing to ever happen to me

>> No.16307473

>>16307445
I knew I shouldn't have gotten those cookies from Wonderland

>> No.16307477

>>16307445
I'll put my in there so when she falls she'll get penetrated.

>> No.16307483

>>16307469
>>You're the best thing to ever happen to me
I would instantly melt.

>> No.16307486

>>16307469
>proud of me

For what. And that's a pretty nice THICC tail if I do say so myself.

>> No.16307498

>>16307439
>A big bootied Automaton will never sit on your face
>You will never cause her to fidget while licking the places a pussy and butthole would be

>> No.16307503

>>16307498
Do not lick the androids.

>> No.16307505

>>16307498
Do not android

>> No.16307508

>>16307498
Do not

>> No.16307511

>>16307503
Why?

>> No.16307512

>>16307469
The last girl to say that to me broke my heart...

>> No.16307513

>>16307469
>>I'm so proud of you
>>You're the best thing to ever happen to me
No one's ever said these things to me before. I think I'm gonna cry.

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16307517

>>16307503
>>16307505
>>16307508
Niet. I want to smash that magical elastic simulacrum pussy until the part where a womb would be starts to swell with cum.

>> No.16307518

>>16307498
Do

>> No.16307519

>>16307511
We know what happened to Yosuke when he tried to fist his robot. The same thing will happen to your tongue if you try.

>> No.16307523

>>16307519
With MGE Automatons you have nothing to worry about.

>> No.16307533

>>16307517
What is she "Understanding"?

>> No.16307534

How would you rate our newest addition to the MGE?
I'd give her an easy 8.5/10.

>> No.16307535

>>16307523
Where's the fun in fucking robots if you can't get your dick stuck in her gears?

>> No.16307548

>>16307534
Yeah I'd about agree at a 8.5/10

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16307551

>>16307533
That it's sexytimes with Mastah.
>>16307535
Anything that involves mutilating your dong is no fun at all.

>> No.16307552

>>16307534
I don't know. Maybe a 6.8/10 because I can use her.

>> No.16307556

>>16307534
8/10
Waifu tier but not outstanding

>> No.16307557

>>16307534
I'd give her a 7. She's got a unique design, and I have a soft spot for gentle girls, but I've never been a fan of golems/slimes and the like.

>> No.16307566

>>16307534
I can agree with 8 or 8.5.

Hug slut, interesting powers and it feels like way too long since we've had an elemental.

>> No.16307571

>>16307534
I like the duplication gimmick. Even though they're simpleminded, if one barred you inside a cave they could easily block the exit, and depending on the tightness of the corridor, could assault you from the cave walls, ceiling, and floor simultaneously.

>> No.16307573

>>16307534
Might be okay. I need more art of their tiddies and ass to have a proper opnion.

>> No.16307575

>new girl released while I sleep
FUCK

>> No.16307578

Monster girls who call you Mastah > Monster girls who call you husband

>> No.16307591

>>16307578
My monster calls me by my name. Does that mean she doesn't love me?

>> No.16307593

>>16307578
Monster girls who call you by name in an adoring tone are better than both.

>> No.16307596

>>16307578
Especially when those girls are bigger, stronger and total sweeties.

>> No.16307647

>>16307241
It's probably an idiom in japanese that just doesn't translate well. That or just the fact that all these profiles are written by one man so yeah they're all going to reflect similarities. See also 'shake their hips'

>> No.16307657

>>16307135
>new Slime-like girl
>Spirit type

as a Man About Slime®, I'm not sure if she counts.

>> No.16307660

>>16307647
Do hips also move on their own?

>> No.16307667

>>16307657
As a Slimegirl fan, I'm pretty neutral on this girl. Mud is gross.

>> No.16307668

>>16307657
Doromes are Elementals like Gnomes.

>> No.16307669

>>16307657
<3

>> No.16307685

>>16307596
>big stronk monster girls who actually have gentle sweet personalities

This is my fetish

>> No.16307690

>>16307685
>No completely calm, gentle, deredere massive Dragon meido
Just end me

>> No.16307693

>>16307685
Exactly.
It's fantastic.

Can you imagine a muscled, bird of prey harpy thats an utter sweetie?

Or a minotaur that likes to care for you at times?


>>16307690
Exactly.
She'd love to do wing hugs as well.

>> No.16307695

>>16307685
So girls like Tio?

>> No.16307706

>>16307695
Yes. But personally I prefer dragons

>> No.16307730

>>16307685
I want a big Automaton.

>> No.16307734

>>16307730
I want to pilot a big Automaton.

>> No.16307738

>>16307578
But thats literally objectively incorrect. Maids are mediocre to begin with and with how saturated they've become they're straight up bad.

>> No.16307771

>>16307738
>maids are mediocre

Opinion instantly disregarded

>> No.16307775

>Be field researcher studying for the Order
>Studying the fauna of demon realms
>Come across some very fertile ground
>Fill a small glass jar with some mud
>Hear a girl's sensual moan from right where I took the mud sample
>Feel my feet getting wrapped by the ground
>Jump back and observe what's happening
>A Dorome slowly forms in front of me and fidgets with her huge fingers
>She tries to maintain eye contact but keeps glancing at the jar
>Tell her that I'd love spending time with her but that I have a study to publish
>She blushes and fidgets even harder
>Tip my hat to her and take my leave
>...
>A few weeks later at the lab
>The sunflower planted in demon realm soil is growing smoothly and has taken an eerie purple color
>The one planted in the mud grew 3 times as large and seems to have mutated into a different flower entirely
>It's bright pink in color, heart shaped and emanates an exquisite yet arousing scent
>Spend a lot of time each day gazing and smelling it
>Decide to go back to the place where I took the mud sample to gather more of it
>The monsters on the way there are completely passive towards me
>Not a single one tried to get a hold of me
>Reach the muddy area safely
>Put down my gear and take a moment to see if the scenery changed since my last visit
>The vegetation is much more luxuriant and all the trees are carrying ripe fruits
>The mud starts moving
>The Dorome from last time is still here as well, blushing and fidgeting as usual
>All the monsters have been passive so far so she shouldn't be any issue
>Give her a smile and grab my bucket
>About to begin filling the bucket when she speaks up
>«Is your study done?» Her fidgeting finally stopped but she is blushing even more than before
>Thank her for the question and tell her that it should be done within a month
>«Too long.»
>Beg her pardon
>«Finish it now, I want to spend time with you.»
>I can hardly believe she remembered what I told her weeks ago
>Decide to give her a hug, she is just too sweet
>Walk up to her with my arms spread open
>She does the same and we embrace in a platonic hug
>Her body is even softer than it looks and strangely warm too
>She smells very familiar
>«I'm so happy.» She buries her face in my neck
>Realize that she smells like the pink flower, but in a less pronounced way
>Stay in this comfortable position for what seems to be half an hour
>She gives me a pained look as I step back from her but lets me go nonetheless
>Tell her that I came here to take more mud
>«Take me!» She grabs the bucket and places it over her head
>The researcher code says that it's strictly forbidden to befriend a monster but it doesn't say anything about elementals, right?

>> No.16307777

>>16307775
Continue

>> No.16307784

>>16307135
Christ even the ground isnt safe

>> No.16307786

>>16307771
He's not wrong. In a vacuum, maids are pretty ehh.
I may be slightly biased due to exposure to insufferable SDMfags in the past.

>> No.16307793

>>16307777
They marry, fuck a ton, leave the Order and live happily ever after in the demon realm they met in
The end

>>16307784
It is safe you can easily escape her, but you'd have to be out of your mind to do so in the first place

>> No.16307797

>>16307775
It's a nice short little love story. But what about lizards?

>> No.16307804

How would your waifu react to breaking your bones during a particularly heated round of sex? Would she even notice until it was done?

>> No.16307809

>>16307804
Mamono Mana prevents that or heals it right away.

>> No.16307812

>>16307804
I'm bigger than her and (physically) stronger than her. I'm not terribly worried about that consequence.
Not to mention I'd go incubus in a heartbeat.

>> No.16307815

>>16307804
She would be shocked, scared and depressed afterwards. Probably like a depressed anon.
In following sex times she would let me take the lead.

>> No.16307819

>>16307797
Thanks
>Spoiler
Lizards are cool, not as cool as elementals though

>>16307804
>Dorome
I don't think mud can break bones but assuming she did it'd probably take her a while to notice and then she'd give me a healing mud bath

>> No.16307830

>>16307819
That's a fast waifu. She didn't even had time to open her eyes and you already put a ring on her finger.

>> No.16307834

Douroume can finally join with yeti and weresheep for the opposite of the smug squad

>> No.16307840

>>16307834
The Snug Squad.

>> No.16307841

>>16307834
What about JubJubs.

>> No.16307848

>>16307834
The Hug squad.

>> No.16307853

>>16307834
That cuddle pile would be messy, it's like taking a living mud bath with the other two.

At least the Douroume can keep your head from submerging otherwise it'd be potentially fatal with a Weresheep involved.
>>16307840
I like this one. White Horn is also a potential member with her body heat gimmick.

>> No.16307856
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16307856

What do other Holsts look like?

>> No.16307857

>>16307834
I hope they don't frequent the same city otherwise there will be war

On one side you have violent, smug rapist who care about nothing but getting dick

On the other you have soft, gentle girls who just want a hug

Imagine bumping into a Dorome who slowly tries to hug you, you swiftly avoid her grasp but then you bump into a Manticore who gives you a huge smug
It's war I tell you

>> No.16307859

>>16307853
>RIP in peace anon
>suffocated on pofu
> "It was worth it."

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>>16307856
/fa/ as fuck.

>> No.16307880

>>16307878
Holsts and Takus are too good for my dick.

>> No.16307885

>>16307878
I just realized she's still not wearing panties and her crotch is fully exposed, if it wasn't for that fur she'd be flashing everybody.
Fucking cows man, look at that damn smile she knows exactly what she's doing.

>> No.16307890

>>16307878
Holst Eris looks like she had more thought put into her design compared to the other MG transformations she has.

>> No.16307929

>>16307878
Translation when?

>> No.16307936
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16307936

Shark is best

>> No.16307940

>>16307936
I wonder when will KC start putting up some more water girls.
I have a deep fear of deep water, but I find life there very interesting. Would love to see some depth monsters.

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16307948

>>16307398

>> No.16307949

>>16307929
Who knows, the creator of the game didn't say anything about it and is currently working on the sequel

>>16307940
We got Umi-Osho and Otohime along with Ryugujo
Deep waters are reserved for chaos girls
We definitely need more water girls though

>> No.16307950

>>16307940
How would you do it Anon?

Would you join the Paladin Navy and protect coastal cities and towns from Shark Pirates?

Maybe a merchant vessel to the Jade Oceans of the far east?

Or would you just row out in a dinghy and keep your fingers crossed?

>> No.16307954

>>16307949
>Sequel

When the fuck did the first one come out?

And where?

>> No.16307960

>>16307784
>Gnome
>Dark Gnome
The ground was never safe.

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16307961

>>16307948
Hungry Herbivores!

>> No.16307962

>>16307948
>>16307961
Centorea a cute.

>> No.16307964

>>16307135
>THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

>> No.16307967

>>16307961
>No proper loop

You put your glasses back on and face the facts!

>> No.16307968

>>16307954
It came out during C90 along with MGE2 and the Dragonia book

Here is the creator's twitter, his pinned tweet has all the links

>>16307960
I don't think Gnomes/Dark Gnomes can meld in the ground

>> No.16307969

>>16307960
Regular Gnomes are good girls.
I'd keep our relationship pure just to ensure she stays that way.

>> No.16307970

>>16307950
I would prefer to stay away from it. Mostly just talking with a few sharks and mermaids if I head to the beach.
Definitely wouldn't take any boats knowing that a Kraken might be lurking nearby.

>>16307949
I want to know more about the sea places. Maybe Atlantis or something.

I find Ryugujo pretty weird. When I think about a water palace the first thing that comes to mind is a beautiful and calm place, full of fancy structures and beautiful decoration. Ryugujo probably has those things, but I see it more as a amusement park.

>> No.16307971

>>16307954
>>16307968
https://twitter.com/circle_exelga
My bad

>> No.16307973

>>16307968
>I don't think Gnomes/Dark Gnomes can meld in the ground

Oh shit I just thought of something. Remember that new Pokemon that disguises itself as a sandcastle?

>> No.16307976

>>16307135
>Muddy Golem
Huuuuh. Personally prefer the normal, more solid Vanilla or Dark Golem, but...interested to see how mud-pussy sets herself apart.

>> No.16307978

>>16307970
What if a nice Sea Bishop told you she could alleviate any fears of drowning, though?

>> No.16307979

How long have you been with your current waifu?

>> No.16307987

>>16307978
I would still rather live on land, but maybe if it's a trip or two underwater and she teaches me how to swim I would accept.
Also, how does the Bishop grant you underwater breathing? Is it with a kiss? Cause if it is then I would have to decline.

>> No.16307989

>>16307979
I'd say about 7 months.

>> No.16307990

>>16307979
Three years and my love for her is still burning strong.

>> No.16307993

>>16307979
A little over 6 years.
Time flies!

>> No.16307996

I want to turn a brown elf into my maid and make her wear tight revealing clothing.

>> No.16307999

>>16307979
Tomorrow it will be exactly one year.

>> No.16308004

>>16307987
It's a magic ritual, but it requires the subject to be infused with plenty of DE.
So typically they perform this for a "newly wedded" couple, if you get where I'm going with that.

>> No.16308006

>>16307979
Officially June 6th 2015.
But I loved her for some months before that.

>> No.16308007

>>16307979
3 years, 2 months, and 9 days

>> No.16308012

>>16307987
Hard to tell. A year and a half to roughly two years maybe.

>> No.16308013

>>16307979
11 years, though I didn't realize thats what she was to me until recently .

>> No.16308015

>>16308004
Ah, then I would have to politely refuse her offer. I already have someone.

>> No.16308023

>>16308015
>I already have someone.
I mean that doesn't stop anything.

>fug waifu, receive DE
>ask Bishop for ritual
>UNDER DA SEA

>> No.16308030

>>16308023
Oh. Then I hope my waifu doesn't mind me clinging to her like crazy and holding her hand while we explore underwater with our sea bishop guide.

>> No.16308049

>>16307979
3 years, 9 months, 16 days ago Pharaoh was released, So that long.

>> No.16308056

>>16307342
Her name is "Fallon", she's an OC of a guy who's not associated with here who by some stretch of imagination is the daughter of/a chimeric fusion of a Hellhound and an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.16308066

>>16308056
Imagine the rape rank on her.

>> No.16308067

When I look at Troll's big hands I'm disgusted
When I look at Dorome's HUGE hands I'm aroused
Is this the power of mud pussy?

>> No.16308072

>>16307979
About a year. Little over that but it's hard to tell.

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>>16308067
Do not bully the Troll!

She is pure and kind!

>> No.16308076

>>16307309
>Woman gets splashed with Dorome mud
>Turns into a qt plant
Neato.

>> No.16308080

>>16307979
When did that Lego Anubis story with the model space station get written?

I'm gonna spitball and say like, a month prior to that.
I am not good with time.

>> No.16308091

>>16308075
Just noticed how big that booty is, that doesn't change the fact that her cartoon hands/feet ruin her for me
Trolls, Gnomes and Doromes would make good friends with all that earthy stuff they do, they'd make a good harem as well

>ywn take a mud bath made by your Dorome wife with your Troll and Gnome wives

>>16308076
A splash wouldn't be enough, she'd have to get submerged for a solid amount of time

>> No.16308094

>>16308075
Let's be honest anon. She's pretty ugly. Have you seen those hands and feet? BIG MEATY only works on dragons, Anubi, hellhounds, Chesires, etc

>> No.16308099

>>16308094
>Have you seen those hands and feet?
she can open jars for me

>> No.16308104

>>16308099
Are you a woman?

>> No.16308107

>>16308067
>>16307403
>>16307775
>Be in field research for the Order
>You're in the swamps and marshes around Wyrmblut, taking a study of the demonic energy in the flora and environment
>It's unusually high for such a remote region, and you're knee deep in the murky waters around you
>You're just glad there's barely any fauna that pose a threat to you
>That's when you feel it, a wave passing near your boots, a bulge of mud that circles you
>Pull yourself back to shore, addled
>The wave follows you onto land, the very earth beneath you soft and wet from the recent rains
>What-the-Deus-Vult.jpg
>Draw your weapon, it can't be a Sandworm, and you're doubting it's some kind of subterranean monster since they'd have shown themselves first
>Stab at the wave as it passes near you, hearing a girlish giggle, the bulge merging back into the ground
>Try to turn and run away, finding your leg caught by what looks like a giant, muddy hand
>Fiddle with your pouch and throw sand at it to try and absorb the moisture
>No effect
"Ehehe~"
>Another hand holds your other leg as she begins to form, a small girl's body made of the same muddy fluid as the appendages holding you in place
>She gives you a small smile as her body expands and grows into a voluptuously built woman, a topaz shining in her chest
"Onii-tan~ You know what they say about swamps, right~"
>You're being jerked down into the mud, forced onto your back as she straddles you, giving you that big, goofy smile of hers
"Is not the water that gets'chu~ It's the mud~"
>Get MUD PUSSY'd long and slowly, every orgasm makes your body more and more sore
>Her gentle domination of you making you want to fully submit to her by the end of it
>...
>Weeks pass, and you file your report. Nothing unusual to see, the area, albeit drenched in mamano manna should pose no threat to the locals so long as they steer clear
>You smirk in the candelight, your eyes shining a soft red briefly
>...
>Walk out into the swamp again, stripping yourself of all clothing, standing there as naked as the day you came out of your mother's womb
>The Dorome forms soon enough, having caught your scent, quizzically staring at you
"Onii-tan... come... back?"
>Shake your head, feeling your Adam's apple bob up and down in your throat as you find the words
>'I am yours, and you are mine.'
>She looks up at you, and back down at your erection. Her elfen, muddy ears giving a small wiggle, huge hands coming up to embrace you
"Ehehe~ Come here, onii-tan~"
>They never do find you, but then, who would?
>So long as you have your Dorome waifu, the world doesn't matter...

>> No.16308108

>>16308094
>implying it works even on those examples

>> No.16308109
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16308109

What would day-to-day life be like with your waifu?
Do you two have sex most of the time?
Do both of you work or just one or are you both NEETs?
Do you two have sex on the work?
What do you two do when you're not having sex or working?

>> No.16308126

>>16308094
You're wrong those hands and feet just add to the charm factor Trolls have and give me more of a reason to go up to one and use both of my hands to grab one of hers and tell her that someone actually finds her large parts cute

>> No.16308128

>>16307311
I would have thought they would have reacted more to the anime.

>> No.16308129

>>16308107
This is exactly what I want, there is nothing better than gentle rape and Doromes are love

I actually got a boner from reading this

>> No.16308133

>>16307979
Man I don't even know so much has happened in just the last year alone, I'd say about six months or so before the exodus, I remember finding the threads on /a/ and quickly finding her.

>> No.16308136
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16308136

>>16307162
*sniff* that was beautiful

>> No.16308141

>>16308109
We would have sex at least 5 times a day.

>> No.16308144

>>16308067
Dorome is a Christmas miracle.

>> No.16308161

>>16308109
>What would day-to-day life be like with your waifu?
Nothing but a simple, quiet routine of showering each other with affection

>Do you two have sex most of the time?
Two long sessions per day, so at least a good 1/4th of the day if not 1/3rd

>Do both of you work or just one or are you both NEETs?
NEETs without a doubt, we don't need money and screw working

>What do you two do when you're not having sex or working?
Cuddle, talk to each other, go on walks, corrupt human women, take over small villages and work toward enslaving humanity

>> No.16308180

>>16308109
>day to day life
Me and my waifu live by the schedule. But it is fun and exciting with her!

>sex
Once a week

>work
She insists I don't work. I would like to, but she'd prefer I bed house husband while she works.

>what do you do when you're not having sex

Fun outing activities or a hobby we both do.

>> No.16308186

>>16308136
The real beauty would be to write in prose again.

>> No.16308188

>>16308161
>corrupt human women
That would be really fun. Your monster girl waifu corrupting them, teasing them and telling them once they give in they can get a taste of your dick. That would be a fun thing to do on a friday night.

>take over small villages and work toward enslaving humanity
But truing them into monsters and incubi is liberating them, not enslaving.

>> No.16308197

>>16308188
Let's not go into the details

>But truing them into monsters and incubi is liberating them, not enslaving.
I know that, but it's more fun to think you're the villain

>> No.16308227 [SPOILER] 
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16308227

Your Shoggoth maid baked you a Christmas cake, how kind of her!
You're going to eat it, right?

>> No.16308229

>>16308227
I don't have a shogg maid. She got fired and I have a nice kiki one instead.

>> No.16308234

>>16308227
Of course. I mean, you wouldn't want to insult her right? And I bet it tastes amazing.

On the topic of maids. I hope you anons wake up to a maid wrapped in a ribbon tomorrow.

>> No.16308237

>>16308227
I don't have one, even if I did have a Shoggoth maid I wouldn't eat that.

>> No.16308244

>>16308227
What does it taste like? Regardless, yes.

>> No.16308248

>>16308229
You can never get rid of a Shoggoth anon. Late at night, you're going to get Shog'd.

>> No.16308250

>>16308109
>What would day-to-day life be like with your waifu?
Helping her with experiments, watching her as she handles the more complicated stuff and reading books.
>Do you two have sex most of the time?
Roughly a 60/40split between normal life and sex. I'd willingly become undead through letting her cast a death spell and automatically resurrect me so I could have more in common with her and not sleep so we had more time
If she'd be willing to do that is another question though.
>Do both of you work or just one or are you both NEETs?
Technically NEETs? It's not a paying job and more of a hobby.

Rent and taxes aren't issue, living in a ruined old mansion in the middle of the countryside of an undead kingdom. It's a lot nicer on the inside due to magic.
>Do you two have sex on the work?
Of course, she's great at keeping her composure so inserting it from behind while she's working wouldn't distract her.
>What do you two do when you're not having sex or working?
Dealing with foolish adventurers who stumble into the place looking for loot and out it's occupied, heading into town or the forest to trade results of research or pick herbs and also attending events her Wight friend would invite us to.

Female adventurers captured during failed invasions would be test subjects for new potions.

>> No.16308253

>>16308248
My waifu and kiki will protect me.

>> No.16308260

>>16308227
That looks delicious.

>> No.16308262

>>16308229
>I don't have a shogg maid.
That's what they all say

>She got fired and I have a nice kiki one instead.
Sure buddy, now go eat that cake your kiki made for you

>>16308234
Thanks Anon, you deserve a maid too

>>16308237
>I don't have one
Again, that's what they all say

>I wouldn't eat that.
This is very sad, such a good cake will go to waste and you ruined your maid's Christmas

>>16308244
>What does it taste like?
Madness, in other words it tastes delicious

>> No.16308267

>>16308262
I can't ruin a maid's Christmas when I don't have one.

>> No.16308268

>>16308066
Pretty high, she used to be 1/3 Manticore as well but I helped to talk her creator out of it, because the design, at least imo, was too busy.

>> No.16308271

>>16308253
>my waifu and my Kiki

Shouldn't those be the same thing?

>> No.16308275
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16308275

>>16308136
That monoeye isn't cute enough for me.

>> No.16308281

>>16308271
No. My wife is my wife and my maid is my maid.

>> No.16308283

>>16308109
There's no real schedule. Whenever one yokai or another starts raising enough of a ruckus we go out and deal with it. Sexy times is night only of course. On the rare off moments we get we mostly spend relaxing, which isnt often really

>> No.16308298

>>16308275
Monoeyes are truly the cutest.

>> No.16308302

>>16308281
I can understand not dicking the maid but don't you feel some love towards her?

>>16308283
Nurarihyon waifu? That's surprising

>> No.16308305

>>16308267
I want to have an entirely unlewd christmas with my chubby kiki.

>> No.16308311

>>16308302
Platonic love. Not sure if she feels the same though.

>> No.16308313

>>16308109
>>16308109

Pharaoh waifu, Both watch kingdom together and make sure Anibus has everybody's schedule ready and getting relationships with other kingdoms to be good. Have sex a lot and Anubis usually scolds us, but Sphinx encourges us even when are supposed to give speaches.

We both work on the kingdom but Anubis doesn't like seeing her queen work so we usually are free to do what we like. When not having sex, stopping Apophis attacks, in meetings, or making sure everybody is okay; I explore the ruins and caves outside the kingdom or Train with Girtablulu. My Waifu likes to mingle with the other royals from nearby friendly kingdoms or go dancing with the Apsara's and getting music lessons from the Gandharva's.

>> No.16308347

>>16308311
However she feels about you, she's probably happy doing her job properly and seeing you being happy
She'd be happier if you promoted her to wife but well...

I considered getting a maid but I wouldn't be able to resist marrying her, maybe I should get a shota butler that way he also becomes my daughter's childhood friend like in the Wilmarina story

>> No.16308352
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16308352

Merry fuckin' Crimbo you filthy animals.

I'll try to do better next year, if I don't end up meeting my Satyros waifu/spirit animal too early from a dead liver

>> No.16308363

>>16308352
Thanks. May you and your waifu have a merry christmas as well.

>> No.16308366

A HQ Korean translated scan of MGE2 was recently released on sadpanda
https://exhentai.org/g/1009593/608365325d/
It's worth taking a look at for the bonus pictures and unreleased profiles

>> No.16308373

>>16308250
>Female adventurers captured during failed invasions would be test subjects for new potions.

>Dear... Your "Perpetual orgasm" potion might have been a bit of a overkill
>Oh? How so?
>*Loud moaning heard from the dungeon*
>... it's been three days now and she's still cumming.
>Hmmm... you're right. Two days max is better... I wonder if she keeps having an orgasm if I transform her...

Liches are the best.

>> No.16308389

>>16304432
>Cheshire hating it
>Queen of Hearts watching and laughing her ass off

>> No.16308394

>>16308227
That is actually pretty fucking creative

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16308407

>>16301692

>> No.16308415
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16308415

>>16307135

>> No.16308424

>>16301658
Please Santa Ryu, visit me for Xmas.

>> No.16308425

>>16308415
>That reaction pic
>Reaction pic
>Thumb nail size
Anon, I'm disappointed on several levels.

>> No.16308428
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16308428

>>16308424
What about her reindeer instead?

>> No.16308452

>>16308428
I'd rather her be my reindeer to me being Santa

>> No.16308502

I need three things
snowman girl, rudolph girl, and christmas tree dryad/plantgirl

>> No.16308507

>>16308373
That's the sort of stuff, or locking her in a cell with a tentacle plant from the forest and using the latest magic fertilizer on it.

>> No.16308513

Well thats a rather...strange pick for a holidays release but whatever.

>> No.16308517

>>16306246
Even Charon deserves a good Christmas

>> No.16308528
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16308528

Reindeers are better than people...

>> No.16308532

>>16308528
Next you'll be telling me snow is white. Or, occasionally yellow

>> No.16308545
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16308545

>>16308532
Snow can't be yellow though.

Also can you take this Kitsune off my hands?

>> No.16308551
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16308551

>>16308532
Snow is soft and white like yetis

>> No.16308560

>>16308545
>Monoeye
>fluffy tail

Happily. The only way this could get any better is if she was wearing the school uniform from Bible Black

>> No.16308584
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16308584

Be sure to milk your busty Wolfus, or they'll get extremely assertive.
By the way, apparently MGQ is getting a hentai adaption?

>> No.16308587

>>16308551
Yetis probably hide in the snow, using their snow-white fluff as camouflage, and burst out to hug people who walk too close.

>> No.16308598
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16308598

>That part in the new Jungle Book movie where the python played by Scarlett Johansson coils around Mowgli and tries to convince him to stay, complete with /ss/ overtones

>> No.16308602

>>16308507
>Dear, what did you do with that female adventurer?
>Well, first I used the perceptual orgasm potion on her. It lasted 3 days, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 45 seconds.
>Then I put her in a cell with the tentacle plant that we used magical fertilizer on. Got some very interesting results.
>After that I made a potions that made all of her body fluids to aphrodisiac. Turns out the aphrodisiac affected her as well.
>Then I tried to make a temporary pleasure rune. Turns out I couldn't make it temporary.
>And then I gave her a ton of fertility potions and then corrupted her into a succubi.
>Oh, and then this young man came are tried to raid us and I just sent her at him. Turns out the fertility potions worked great.

>> No.16308605

>>16308584
>MGQ is getting a hentai adaption?
thats what I heard, I hope they use the same VAs for alice and the knights.

>> No.16308607

>>16308584
>spolier
Really? That's great. Do we have a time frame?

>> No.16308616

>>16308607
we'll get more news about in the beginning of the year.

>> No.16308644

>>16308584
It seems to drop pretty much all of the fetish elements and redesigns all the non succubus girls to look more humanlike.
So I kind of wonder why they even bothered.

>> No.16308649

>>16308584
....I'd be more excited but I'm 90% sure they're just going to fuck it up super hard. What scenes are they going to do? probably the four knights?

>> No.16308650

>>16308644
Vanilla NEETbux.
Expect the femdom elements to be toned the fuck down if it ever comes to anything.

>> No.16308660

>>16308650
>Expect the femdom elements to be toned the fuck down

I hate this.

>> No.16308665

>>16308660
I hate the fact that expecting the worst is usually the best option.

>> No.16308666

>>16308650
but they have the potential to hit an untapped market.

>> No.16308669

>>16308665
Why would anything good happen?

When the portal opens I'll probably be matched up with a girl I don't like.

>> No.16308683

>>16308669
>portal opens, mandatory redistribution of human males occurs
>you get paired with a member of your favorite species, but there's something about her that's different from the ideal you had in your head that prevents you from falling for her

What do?
Hardmode: What is it about her that's such a turn off

>> No.16308685

>>16308650
femdom is what got me into monstergirls in the first well femdom and another fetish you people dont approve of.

>> No.16308686

>>16308669
At least stockholm syndrome combined with their boundless affection makes you love them eventually.

>> No.16308689

>>16308650
They're still advertising it as pure femdom, I just wouldn't expect anything beyond the usual vanilla stuff from this.

>> No.16308692

What monster would hora hora at me?

>> No.16308696

>>16308683
Eh, probably.
>>16308685
Ah, the dark fetishes.
>>16308686
See this is why people have a problem with MGE.

>> No.16308705

>>16308696
>See this is why people have a problem with MGE.

Mamono Mana son

>> No.16308706

>>16308644
>>16308650
>>16308660
Gotta pander fast.

>> No.16308708

>>16308696
>See this is why people have a problem with MGE.
No it's not. The sStockholm's is a result of the setup which has nothing to do with the MGE and it's not often you see people complain about women loving a man. It's the MAMANA MONA that pisses people off, and that wasn't mentioned.

>> No.16308718

>>16308705
If it can do that then why can't it set me up with my dream monster?

>> No.16308720
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16308720

>>16308602
That's the sort of curiosity I love in a Lich. I bet she would lock them both in a cell and document how many daughterus they produced under the effects of the potion and how long it lasted.

>> No.16308721

>>16308686
Remember how you dont find a waifu they find you? Does that mean waifufags have stockholm syndrome?

Oh god does that mean i have it too?

>> No.16308724

>>16308692
All of the dominant ones.

Actually, here's a question: You can choose to be either hora hora'd or ara ara'd but not both nor is neither an option. Which do you choose?

Ara ara reporting.

>> No.16308731

>>16308724
Hora's got me into monsters in the first place.

>> No.16308737

>>16308724
>ara ara'd

Always.

>> No.16308747

>>16308724
Ara ara.
It fits my waifu anyway.

>> No.16308748

>>16308724
Can I have a "Kashira" at the end of my "Ara Ara?"

>> No.16308756
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16308756

You have thirty seconds to bully this alp.

Too late, (s)he just shoved you into a locker.

>> No.16308764

>>16308748
They haven't finished that DLC yet. You can have a "desu wa" right now, but that's a DLC to the coveted "desu" package itself.

>> No.16308765
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16308765

>>16308724
Gonna take the hora's.

>> No.16308781

>>16308756
>Having sex with Pucelle in a locker
I want this.

>> No.16308803

>>16308756
Pucelle does awful things to me. But mostly in my fantasies.
>You will never walk in on Pucelle masturbating unashamedly and loudly as she explores her new body

>> No.16308808

>>16308724
Hora hora without a doubt.

>> No.16308811

>>16308756
Going to have to mating press her as revenge then aren't I? Who am I kidding, I'd do this anyway.

>> No.16308812

>>16308803
>Pucelle moaning my name

>> No.16308815

>>16308756
Would do a great many things to her that would get me told to leave.

>> No.16308821

Sometimes I forget KC did the art for Alice in mgq.

>> No.16308827

>encyclopedia 2 already had a complete Korean translation
Dang someone over there must like monsters

>> No.16308831
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16308831

>>16308650
Christ there's hardly enough femdom stuff as it is.

>> No.16308833
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16308833

>>16308781
Get in line.

>> No.16308835
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16308835

>Your super busty Red Dragon will never serve you specialty Hot Cocoa made from her own breast milk and heated by her own flame

>> No.16308836

>>16308827
I think it's much easier to translate between Asian languages than it is to translate from one of them to English.

>> No.16308848

>>16308835
I wanna help dragon-chan with her problem!
The holsts are bullying her for still being too small.

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16308849

Did they announce a season 2 yet?

Or are they going to ruin christmas again.

For like the 5th time.

They've ruined Christmas more than anyone else that's for god damn sure.

>> No.16308852

>>16308836
Korean is completely different from Chinese and Japanese.

>> No.16308856
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16308856

>>16308848
But she's already super busty! Still, a bust enhancer would brighten her mood on Christmas morning just as her Dragonmilk Hot Cocoa would mine.

>> No.16308860

>>16308856
Yep, gonna get her a high grade one too.

Gonna Give her a massage, a well cooked steak, and cuddle her as well after she uses it.

>> No.16308864
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16308864

>no tentacle girl for gentle-femdom bondage sex.
Suffering anons. True suffering.

>> No.16308874

>>16308864
I want to be a level 1 adventurer who gets captured and raped by a tentacle just like all those stupid hentai

>> No.16308876

>>16308849
No, bu t they did announce a cafe.

>> No.16308881

>>16308874
>Be adventurer
>Lose to the first fucking monster you come across
>She's a good girl so you're happy anyway
Good end? I'd think a better girl would be able to adventure with you though.

>> No.16308887
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16308887

>>16308881
Not him, but I'd probably lose to something low-leveled like a Werecat provided she's busty enough.

>> No.16308888

>>16308874
>>16308881
>lose
>spend hours being slowly milked
>wake up in her tentacle embrace
>eventually bring her home because you can function without the pleasure only she can give you
>fall in love
Sounds like a good end to me

>> No.16308890

>>16308887
Remember, even itty bitty titty kitties can be helped with liberal consumption of holst milk.

>> No.16308893

>>16308887
>Fighting cute girls
I don't want to do this, but I have to if I want my jinko waifu. That or wait for mating season on the mist continent and bum rush the first one I see

>> No.16308894
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16308894

>>16308881
So MGQ then?

For most of the first island really.

>> No.16308897

>>16308888
Sounds perfect but I would prefer fast and somewhat rough mindbreak sex to slow milking

>> No.16308906

>>16308890
In the case of kitty titties specifically I don't think I'd want to help it, personally. Cats look great with small breasts assuming everything else is toned and there's some hip/ass to work with.

>>16308894
>For most of the first island really.
And then everything after that goes to higher and higher levels of "get the fuck away or die trying." It only pays to be a LOW level adventurer.

>>16308897
So you want the anal tentacle, then? Slut.

>> No.16308911

>>16308724
Hora hora forever

>> No.16308912

>>16308827
We had all of fall to translate it but MGR won't touch anything from the books and I don't know if people approached other translators yet; which is why MGE2 is taking forever.

>> No.16308919

>>16308897
>mindbreak
Not really my thing but isn't slow better for mindbreak? Unable to move or resist as you're slowly violated. Resisting as long as you're possibly able to before each incredible orgasm. Slowly lose your will to resist and submit.

>>16308906
>So you want the anal tentacle, then? Slut.
Shhhh. Gotta keep on the down-low. that's what makes her milkings so good

>> No.16308933

>>16308919
>Not really my thing but isn't slow better for mindbreak?
Fast can be good too. I mean if you're moaning in pleasure a few strokes after she makes you insert it's a very clear display of her dominion over you. That also gives her more time to make you do lewder and lewder, more shameful things. Both have an appeal, just for different reasons.

>> No.16308939

>>16308933
Fair enough. On another note, I really wish Silent's story had been a bot more adventurous and little less mindbreakey. One of these days I'll get off my ass and write my own.

>> No.16308966

So does any one actually care about sloppy mud pussy?

She feels redundant when Dark Gnome already exists. I'm actually a bit disappointed. We could have finally had phoenix or draugr or banshee

>> No.16308985

Merry Christmas /mgt/ Have a carol and thanks for the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0zHQqp8LPs&index=23&list=RDcD-FCmPGRfg

>> No.16308988

>>16308966
Japan loves her, the west is kinda 50/50, thread reception has been positive so far.

>> No.16308995

Fuck it, I need to write something.

>> No.16308998

>>16308966
I like her design and colorscheme I guess.
But then again, the girl in the profile art represents only a single member of that monstergirl species.

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>>16308995
Do it faggot.

>> No.16309018

>>16308995
Git gud and do it faggot.

>> No.16309033

>>16308966
Gnome, Dark Gnome, and Dorome are all perfect girls.

>> No.16309034

>Alhazred said that is not dead which can eternal lie.
>The Arab said that is not dead for even death may die.
>For even death may die my dear for even death may die.
>Alhazred said that is not dead which can eternal lie
>And on his own he penned the tome that's called the Al Azif.
>The howling devil sang to him with fiendish songs of grief.
>With fiendish songs of grief my dear with fiendish songs of grief.
>The howling demon sang to him with fiendish songs of grief.
>Then unseen demons killed him dead on a dry Damascus lawn.
>His words live on for strange eons the Necronomicon.
>The Necronomicon he wrote the Necronomicon.
>He still lives on in strange eons the Necronomicon.~

Your shoggoth is singing carols again, only there's something subtly wrong with her rendition of auld lang syne

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>>16309033
>MFW other people actually enjoying Gnome, like me

>> No.16309057

>>16309033
>>16309037
My niggas.

>> No.16309061

Post your top 10.

>> No.16309062

>>16309034
That's how she gets a spanking.

>> No.16309067

>>16308966
She's good but boring. I mean its just a mud slime, sort of forgettable.

>> No.16309068

>>16309061
why?

>> No.16309071

>>16309014
>>16309018
Ok, but I don't think I'll post it here. I may need an alt account as well.

>> No.16309075

>>16309062
You'd spank a big, tight shog butt even as she reaches up to decorate the tree?

>> No.16309085

>>16308966
She's a little dull, but imagine quicksand surprise rape.

>> No.16309089
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>>16309061

>> No.16309091

>>16308966
There s a guy that says he waifued her. Let's see if that's true or not.

If it is, then I'm happy for them.

>> No.16309093

>>16309061
My top 10

>1.Pharaoh
>2.Apophis
>3.Ice Queen
>4.Otohime
>5.Valkyrie
>6.Dhampir
>7.Gandharva
>8.Lich
>9.Ryu
>10.Sea Bishop

>> No.16309094

>>16309089
Link to that sorter?

>> No.16309096
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>>16309071
Are you that Quicksilver fag?
>>16309075
The jiggle of a Shoggoths plump derriere would be most sublime.

>> No.16309100

>>16309094
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

I think this is it. Ne prepared for an hour or sorting.

>> No.16309102

>>16309075
I want to see how much she jiggles. Slimes are fun.

>> No.16309103

>>16309089
Slime slut.

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>>16309061
t. Shoggocks

>> No.16309105

>>16309061
Dragon
Griffon
Hellhound
Wight
Vampire
Ryu
Salamander
Kiki
Flayer
Hakutaku

>> No.16309117

>>16309096
>Are you that Quicksilver fag?
No, just someone who really likes tentacle girls and wants to give them the story they deserve.

>> No.16309133

>>16309061
Soft cows
Hard cows
Tall cows
Short cows
Scaled cows
Mofu cows
Light cows
Dark cows
Smart cows
Not so smart cows

>> No.16309142

>MFW KC will never for-ol'-de-ol-rol Gnolls because of futafaggots

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>>16309061

>> No.16309148
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>>16309103
Its a curse

>> No.16309156

>>16309142
>for-ol'-de-ol-rol
English senpai, do you speak it?

>> No.16309161

>>16309156
Course I speak it you tit, but this whiskey is making me mighty wimbly timbly crimbo six-o'-niner tonight

>> No.16309164

>>16309061
Well im setting aside time to go through the sorter right now im gonna free hand it right now as a guess
Amazon
Dark elf
Apsara
lilarune
wight
tentacle
undyne
golem
Cupid
Shinobi
That was mostly guesswork as I have no idea who my actual favorites are aside from the top three or four

>> No.16309171

>>16309161
That isn't english you inbred baka.

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>>16309061
Automaton
Shoggoth
Wight
Lich
Kitsune
JubJub
Mothman
Werecat
Holstaur
Werebat

Now if only the non-Holst girls on my list could lactate.

>> No.16309177

>>16309171
Course ti's english you wing tang wobbly hobbkly ghjdskfghdsjkeaq

>> No.16309183

>>16309176
Everything below Lich can lactate normally.

>> No.16309186

>>16309177
Oh no, the missing chromosome returned with vengeance, and took anon.

Farewell sweet prince, you will be missed.

>> No.16309192

>>16309186
I'm still alive you contractually tied down to rationally sanity claus snarfibaggin.

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>>16309183
Y'know, since Liches practice eromancy on top of necromancy I wouldn't doubt that a very curious one could give herself the ability to lactate.

>> No.16309195

>>16309148
looks more like flan

>> No.16309197

>>16309193
That's why I said normally. I'm sure a Lich could drink some shaddy stuff she created to produce milk. Other undead can dink it too I guess.

This is actually a pretty good idea. Lichy boss will be happy that the sales will grow.

>> No.16309202

>>16309183
>Implying everything above and including lich can't lactate normally.

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>>16309195
details.

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Christmas Unicorn never and it's all that cursed White Horn's fault, stealing all the Winter related shenanigans for herself!

What a slut!

>> No.16309210

>>16309061
Crow Tengu
Vampire
Lich
Lilim
Shoggoth
Arachne
Mindflayer
Apophis
Jiangshi
Jorou-Gumo
Lamia

>> No.16309211

>>16309207
White Horn is pretty better than Unicorn.

>> No.16309212

>>16309203
Damn niggah, who's that cutie in the back?

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>>16309061
Shit I'm not even sure if I have a top five. I'll try I guess.

1. Hellhound
2. Anubis
3. Raiju
4. Yeti
5. Griffon
6. Manticore
7. Jinko
8. Kakuen
9. Dullahan
10. Blue Oni

I'm a slut for mofu

>> No.16309219

>>16308109
>What would day-to-day life be like with your waifu?
Well structured and diligently managed.
>Do you two have sex most of the time?
At least four times a day.
>Do both of you work or just one or are you both NEETs?
Work.
>Do you two have sex on the work?
Occasional tryst in a storage closet, washroom, or each others' offices, when time allows and there are no other pressing matters at a given time.
>What do you two do when you're not having sex or working?
Share in each others' company, enjoying hobbies such as model-making and gaming.

>> No.16309220
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16309220

I've been gone for a few days (read: I got pulled into playing Archeage again please help me), but I also received a nice gift from a cool guy for Christmas this year and thought I'd post it.

>> No.16309224

>>16309210
9/10 taste. Need bird doesn't get enough love

>> No.16309228

>>16309212
That's my wife, and you'll call her by her name, if you please. It's " Elizabeth "

>> No.16309229

>>16309212
tentacle girl climbing up into a shell.

>> No.16309234

>>16309193
Why is that Lich wearing a bow?

>> No.16309237

>>16309061
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Automaton
-Cyclops
-Inari
-Joro-gumo
-March Hare
-Merrow
-Holstaur
-Oomukade

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>>16309211
That's not true!

If Unicorn had White Horn's coat than everyone would love her!

It's the /fa/ spiral power, she's just hypnotizing everyone in the thread with it while Unicorn has to use nothing but the power of purity and charm!

>> No.16309240

>>16309212
Octopus with a curiosity for enclosed spaces

>> No.16309245

>>16309193
Stuff like lactation and age reduction are probably so common recipes, you can find them in an eromancy 101 book.

>> No.16309247

>>16309239
Don't worry anon. Christmas white horn is just as shit as Christmas unicorn would have been.

It'd be better to go with a yeti or a kej. Yeah, a Kej, in christmas gear

>> No.16309249

>>16309061
Anubis, Lich, Dragon, Nightmare, Dark/Angel, Mantis, Gnome, Thunderbird, Devil and Baphomet.

No really specific order.

>> No.16309251

>>16309061
Gnome
Dorome
Dragon
Griffon
Lich
Automaton
Trumpart
Jabberwock
Salamander
Pharaoh

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>>16309247
>Christmas White Horn or Unicorn shit
>Christmas Yeti or Kej being better

Too bad Yeti and Kej are significantly less Christmissy than Unciron or Horn.

>> No.16309263

>>16309258
That Slime looks like she wants a kiss.

>> No.16309266

>>16309258
White horn I can kind of understand since snow, but Unicorn? Pfft.

Yeti is more deserving of a santa hat than both combined.

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>>16309263
She only likes younger guys.

>>16309266
Yeti's are rapists and are auto-disqualified.

Now that I think about it Christmas White Horn and Unicorn would work better as the Ghosts of Christmas Eve anyway.

>> No.16309287

>>16309061
1. Anubis
2. Kikimora
3. Yeti
4. White Horn
5. Wendigo
6. Hellhound
7. Scylla
8. Dragon
9. Gazer
10. Elf

Pretty wide variety I'd say.

>>16309220
Cute! Merry Christmas Gazerfag!

>> No.16309291

>>16309278
>Yeti's are rapists and are auto-disqualified.
Yetis never rape, if you hug one back you're consenting.

>Spoiler
No, White horn and unicorn is still shit. Phantoms would work better as Ghosts of Christmas Eve. No one gets into the theatrical spirit of Christmas cheer as a phantom does.

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>>16308756
Gonna tell her she'd look cute in a skirt.

>> No.16309312

>>16309096
>Are you that Quicksilver fag?
Hey man, that's cold.

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>>16309291
No anon they force their hugs on innocent men and women. Force! Technical rape in Sweden!

Phantom can be ghost of Christmas Present, White Horn can be Past, and Unicorn can be the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Cum.

I better get bonus points for the setup on that last one.

>> No.16309324

>>16309061
1. Kobold

>> No.16309332

>>16309234
Because it's cute.

>> No.16309335

>>16309323
I heartily "he"'d

>> No.16309347

>>16309197
>Lichy boss will be happy that the sales will grow.
I'd like to see milk leak through her top desu.

>> No.16309351

>>16308966
Of course people care about her, she's basically an actual monster version of Gnomes without all the pact stuff attached to them
Not to say that she is is redundant, her temperament is completely different, her powers aren't used the same way and she's practically a mud slime

>>16309091
That was me, I'm not serious about it but don't tell her

>> No.16309355

>>16309323
Meh, enjoy yourself I suppose. Personally horse pussy would ruin my christmas

>> No.16309361

>>16309323
I wonder, if there are no stools open would it be acceptable to use a centaur as a chair?

>> No.16309363

>>16309351
Well shit I think I can hear her killing herself.

>> No.16309371

>>16309247
>a Kej, in christmas gear
Kej in pretty much any kind of gear is amazing. Would she hold her hair up as a pseudo-beard for pictures?

>> No.16309384

>>16309371
>Would she hold her hair up as a pseudo-beard for pictures?
I guess. All that reminds me of though is dumb 3dpd sluts pretending to have mustaches and beards with their hair though

>> No.16309387

>>16309096
At least Quicksilver isn't me.

>> No.16309391

>>16309384
>All that reminds me of though is dumb 3dpd sluts pretending to have mustaches and beards with their hair though
But Kej would do it better! Also her hair would double as a selfie stick!

I'm sure it'd actually be cute in a dorky sort of way.

>> No.16309394

>>16309391
>I'm sure it'd actually be cute in a dorky sort of way.
I'm sure that's what they thought too. I dunno maybe I'v just being negative.

>> No.16309423

>>16309061
No clue about it overall so I'll just do the last 10 girls

1: Otohime
2: Unagi-Joro
3: Dorome
4: Ice Queen
5: Red Cap
6: Phantom
7: White Horn
8: Griffon
9: Trumpart
10: Umi-Osho

>>16309363
Come on man, don't ruin her Christmas

>> No.16309427

>>16309394
I'm okay with it at least, even in 3D. Not at all original but better than duck face at least.

That and it'd be a pretty bitchin' beard with that much hair and poseability at her disposal.

>> No.16309433

>>16309423
You better waifu and save her from the cruel fate of having to spend christmas alone then.

>> No.16309435

>>16309427
>Not at all original but better than duck face at least.
Worst when it's with the duck face as well. Eh, maybe a Kej would make it work

>> No.16309446

>>16309224
I'm honestly surprised that crow tengus don't get more love since they're basically Anubis bird edition.
>Studious and hard working, Anubis with pharoh work tengu with magic
>Both devoted to someone higher, pharoh and the bird type I can't spell
>Anubis schedule and tengu trying to learn about future husband
>Both respond poorly to upfront affection

>> No.16309454

>>16309433
It's already sad to be spending Christmas alone but then you make it think of lonely monster girls and it becomes a thousand times worst, please stop

>> No.16309464

>>16309454
That's why you should love them.
You won't be there physically, but if have strong feelings for her she will recieve them.

>> No.16309466

Anyone read that mud monster goosebumps story?

>> No.16309470

>>16309466
don't...

>> No.16309484

What sound would a gentle-femdom girl make? Is it an "ara" or a "hora"?

>> No.16309490

>>16309484
Ara

>> No.16309493

>>16309484
Ara in general situations, hora if she's enticing you to do something to or with her

>> No.16309494

>>16309484
It could be either depending on her form of femdom, but hora is the more likely of the two.

>> No.16309503

>>16309464
There, I just spent a solid 5 minutes daydreaming of waking up on Christmas day with a loving Dorome wife
I hope she can be happy for the rest of the day

>>16309466
Are huge cuddly hands and gentle rape involved? If not then it's not worth reading

>> No.16309509

>>16305215
>dat GARO expansion armor
Hell yeah. I wish they added GAIAs armor from HnK as part of the event though.
>>16309220
Cute stuff famiglia.

>> No.16309512

>>16309503
She wants to keep you forever, Anon. She wants to wake up knowing that someone loves her everyday. Please don't abandon her.

>> No.16309558

>>16309509
>Hell yeah. I wish they added GAIAs armor from HnK as part of the event though.
Gaia would've been awesome. But it's pretty well all OG, which is still awesome.

I think the event starts some time in January? Looking forward to it.

>> No.16309580

>>16309061
1. Wurm
2. Wurm
3. Wurm
4. Wurm
5. Wurm
6. Wurm
7. Wurm
8. Wurm
9. Wurm
10. Super Wurm

>> No.16309584

>>16309558
I guess Amemiya is designing some gear and enemies/raid bosses for FFXIV? Hopefully they look better than the stuff he drew for SMTIV.
>>16309580
Wurms are the poor mans Dragon.

>> No.16309585

>>16309580
Is your waifu a Wurm?

>> No.16309590

>>16309323
Yetis only get aggressive with their cuddles if you get an erection

Can't control yourself when you're being hugged and snuggled like a daki by a space heater with big, meaty paws?

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16309592

Well well, anons, would you happen to look at the time? It's about that time of year where I can't help myself but rhyme.

And for the record, I'm not the guy from eight hours ahead; from the time since my last post here, half of you probably thought I was dead.

But that's neither here nor there, nor the reason which I came. For those of you who were here last year, this is going to go somewhat the same.

A Christmas post (perhaps the one thing at most I can do), is what AnonMD's gift will be to all of you!

And for those of you wondering which girl this year will get some holiday porn: Be warned, anons, in here there be hooves, for this year features White Horn.

Read it or not, for me either option is fine.
Have a Merry Christmas /mgt/, and here's to hoping for a next time.

http://pastebin.com/uWSPxp0C

>> No.16309598

>>16309584
I don't give a shit about your opinion

>>16309585
Yes

>> No.16309602

>>16309592
White Hohohohorn.

>> No.16309614

>>16309592
Daaamn, it's been a full year since you last posted a story here.

>> No.16309637

>>16309592
This was pretty cute mang.

>> No.16309659

>>16309584
>I guess Amemiya is designing some gear and enemies/raid bosses for FFXIV?
Yeah, the new FFXII-based Raid, iirc.

>> No.16309698

>>16309061
In no particular order:
>Hellhound
>Holstaur
>Black Harpy
>Demon
>Lamia
>Sandworm
>Anubis
>Baphomet
>P'Orc
>Pharaoh

Who I like the best constantly changes on a daily basis. Hell, there are even more than just ten that I really like, but those are the top. I wish I could stick with just one though.

>> No.16309712

>>16309592
Well that was cute, despite the horsepussy.

I wonder how long until my valued erode fer enough it stops disgusting me and I wonder if I should fear or look forward to the moment I no longer care if I'm fucking an animal. Mamono mana can't come soon enough.

>> No.16309726

>>16309712
>2017 - 6 days
>having morals when it comes to fictional pornography

>> No.16309731

>>16309726
Not now, Slaanesh. You won't ruin Christmass with a pointless argument.

>> No.16309733

>>16309061
1. Inari
2. Yeti
3. Hellhound
4. Ryu
5. Griffon
6. Dark Slime
7. Shirohebi
8. Sphinx
9. Lava Golem
10. Barometz

>> No.16309748

>>16309061
In no order
>Deruella
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Cheshire Cat
>Gremlin
>Kakuen
>Vampire
>Dragon
>Red/Blue Oni
>Minotaur

I want to be dragged kicking and screaming into a bedroom by them and get gangbanged senseless.

>> No.16309753

>>16309061
I can only decide on a top 6
>Kitsune
>Wight
>Angel/Valkyrie
>Dragon
>Dullahan
>Elf

>> No.16309759
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http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ190721

Ha.

>> No.16309772

>>16309759
Well shit son, that might be worth some attention at least.
Alice and Erubetie had better have actual scenes and not just be on the cover.

>> No.16309776

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that specialty christmas negligee seem to be on the top of Arachne's weaving list on days like today.

Merry Christmas all.

>> No.16309781

>>16309759
Is this the first time KCs designs have been featured in an animated work?

>> No.16309786

>>16309781
>KCs designs
Nani?

>> No.16309792

>>16309786
I'm referring to Erubetie, Alice, and by extension the MGQ Slime.

>> No.16309796

>>16309792
Did KC draw those? I had no idea

>> No.16309797

>>16309759
what am I looking at?

>> No.16309803

>>16309759

So now we know what KC's designs look like in anime form...

>> No.16309804

>>16309061
1. Shirohebi
2. Lamia
3. Medusa
4. Basilisk
5. Ghoul
6. Atlach-Nacha
7. Wurm
8. Red Cap
9. Devil
10. Arch Imp

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>>16309796
I don't understand how you never saw that.

>> No.16309809

>>16309805
Never played MGQ and I saw mostly fan art of her.

>> No.16309815

>>16309797
Your computer screen on Christmas.

>> No.16309819

Did KC show up to comiket?

>> No.16309822

>>16309759
I hope to god we get lizard footjob

>> No.16309824

>>16309819
Yes, along with Exet and Will were manning their tables. No photos of them though as Comiket is pretty strict with their 'no photography' rule inside the main hall.

>> No.16309825

>>16309824
What does he look like? Crab looks like your stereotypical jolly otaku so I wonder if KC fits the archetype too

>> No.16309833

>>16309825
KC has been described as looking like an average Japanese man. Think of an NPC in a Yakuza game for reference.

>> No.16309837

>>16304916
You fucks ask him yourself. I'm done leaving notes around the house.

>> No.16309838

>>16309833
You know what would be pretty clever? If a doujin artist famed for monstergirls and your typical faceless protag, showed up in a face mask that was transparent up to the nose and then was darkly shaded up to the hairline which would just be your generic brown shaggy wig.

>> No.16309862

>>16309825
I was there, and they all looked pretty normal. None of them looked the part of Uber-Otaku like Crab does. One of them (I don't know which was which really) was a bit of a manlet, but otherwise, totally normal bunch of guys.

>> No.16309866

>>16309838
Like Taro who always wears masks in public?

>> No.16309867

>>16309862
Young? Or is KC the king of the dead inside 40 yr old nip salesman archetype.

>>16309866
Yeah.

>> No.16309869

>>16309867
Young. I wouldn't peg any of them as over late-20s, mid-30s, tops.

>> No.16309870

>>16309837

"THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE"

>> No.16309871
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16309871

Merry Christmas anons, to those who celebrate it!

Happy anniversary to me and my Kobold waifu too, but that's just a personal holiday.

>> No.16309873

>>16309759

My penis wasn't ready for this

>> No.16309874

>>16309871
Happy Dogmas, KDF

>> No.16309881
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16309881

This Automaton is the strongest.

>> No.16309885

>>16309874
Thanks anon!

>> No.16309891

>>16309871
>bondage Slime pierced nipple
Eugh. Also be careful.

>> No.16309914

>>16309891
It's fine anon, it was fine last time I posted it. Also, those photos were the artist's design choice.

>> No.16309919

>>16309891
Hey. While bondage is shit, there's nothing wrong with piercings. Though I have to question the logic of a pierced slime.

>> No.16309923

>>16309919
Why is bondage shit?

>> No.16309927

>>16309919
Piercings are gross, especially when they're on nipples and pussies and tongues, etc.

>> No.16309933

>>16309923
Skin>latex
Undiluted waifu moans and calling your name > muffled ballgag noises
Cute intimate give and take as loving and equal devoted individuals > leading doggo around on leash

>> No.16309940

>>16309933
Different strokes for different folks. Plenty of anons here want to be dommed by waifus, so it's not too outlandish that some other folks want to dom waifus in turn.

>> No.16309944

>>16309940
Not even about the sub dom dynamic desu. Wanting to be dommed doesn't mean you need fetish leather and gags

>> No.16309950
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16309950

Up on the housetop reindeer pause,
Out jumps Good Old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones Christmas joys

Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick

First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick

Next comes the stocking of little Will
Oh, just see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
Also a ball and a whip that cracks

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick

>> No.16309972

>>16309950
>First comes the stocking of little Nell
>Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Sounds like sabath euphemism.

Captcha: dick abogado

>> No.16309988

>>16309944
You don't NEED anything anon, everything besides life and death is just personal preference. I prefer domming my waifu most of the time and both of us have a fetish for latex and bondage, there's nothing wrong with indulging in them.

>> No.16310003

>>16309988
>I prefer domming my waifu most of the time and both of us have a fetish for latex and bondage, there's nothing wrong with indulging in them.
Okay?

>> No.16310011

>>16309988
>You don't NEED anything anon, everything besides life and death is just personal preference.
how nihilistic of you KDF.

>> No.16310013

>>16310011
He's right though.

>> No.16310015

>>16310003
Okay!

>>16310011
I wouldn't say it's nihilistic, I'd say it's more realistic.

>> No.16310018

>>16310013
No he isn't. Not even death matters when you have the best type of waifu.

>> No.16310039
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16310039

>>16310018
Indeed some waifus allow you to cheat death/undeath itself.

>> No.16310044

go to bed .less

>> No.16310055

>>16310044
nice digits. merry christmas.

>> No.16310061

>>16310039
Most would post any of the undead, but the milk-bender works just as well

>> No.16310069

>>16310061
She's an unappreciated gem. You'd think they'd be more popular with so many great qualities like belly dancing and eternal youth.

>> No.16310075 [SPOILER] 
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16310075

>>16310044

you need to bait him if you seek a reply

>> No.16310079

>>16310075
kek

>> No.16310080

>>16309061
Dragon
Hellhound
Echidna
Ryu
Jabberwock
Salamander
Gandharva
Shirohebi
Kraken
Griffon

>> No.16310084

>>16310069
No eros girls appeal to my aesthetic.

>> No.16310089

>>16310075
Some times I don't understand his humor. This I get, but the one with the deer confuses me. Is her pussy so strong she can trap deer cock and drag it back to her tribe to be eaten that way?

>> No.16310092

>>16310084
What if the Apsara had skin pale as snow, raven black hair, gothic lace negligee, and dark slime?

>> No.16310093

Gee, I sure hope that Alp fellow's going to deliver.

>> No.16310095

>>16310080
you either like THICC or BIG MEATY PAWS

>> No.16310098

>>16310092
Better, though replace the dark slime with ghost-milk and make the girl as cold as death and we have a deal

>> No.16310120

We're pretty slow today
I guess everyone is out for Christmas

>> No.16310127
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16310127

>>16310095
Big scaly claws. Reptiles in general actually, with a few exceptions.

>> No.16310128

>Be in a huge shopping mall with my Dorome waifu
>It's her first time being there
>She is impressed by everything and keeps pointing at things
>I explain to her what everything is
>We go to a clothing shop
>She falls in love with a cute deep blue dress
>Puts it on
>It fits her perfectly and is way too cute in it
>Some classy-looking old man's dog is going wild in the mall
>I try to subdue it with food but fail
>She just goes over to him and pets him
>The scene is WAY too cute
>Some more stuff happens
>I wake up

For over 4 weeks now I had a streak of terrifying nightmares which never failed to wake me up with my heart racing and a sad feeling
Dorome just got released and I have this 10/10 dream with her finally breaking that curse
This anon >>16308144 is right, there is no other explanation

>> No.16310132

>>16310120
I'm writing. trying to get this thing out before christmas ends for me. It's not looking good.

>> No.16310145

>>16310098
Wight/Apsara might be a fairly cohesive hybrid.

>> No.16310179

>>16309216
Time for a mofu workout!

Get that mofu into shape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk

>> No.16310185

>>16310179
I prefer pofu these days.

>> No.16310188

Waiting for
>Grim Reaper
>Gelatinous Cube
>Wraith (I guess it'd be the Queen Slime variant of Will of the Wisp?)
>Archangel / Seraph / Throne / Ashura / Deva / Myou'ou
>Some sort of living lightning although I think I'm forgetting something that fits that description
>Some sort of time monster
>Titan
What monster girls do you want to see?

>> No.16310190

>>16310179
Breast milking while fucking and pulling her tail from behind?

>> No.16310191

>>16310188
Automaton variants please.

>> No.16310194

>>16310188
Bandersnatch Girl to fit into the Wonderland thing.

Also, more Dragon variants.

>> No.16310199

>>16310188
>What monster girls do you want to see?
All of them.

The ones I look the most forward to:
>Cthulhu
>Cthylla
>Other Lovecraftian monsters
>More aquatic girls
>More plant girls

>> No.16310205

>>16310188
I want KC to give us generalized stats for the girls so I can run a KC Canonically® Approved™/tg/ game.

>> No.16310206

>>16310188
Banshee, Shadow, Phoenix, Visitor ayylmao, more Chaos girls

and this >>16310194
Bandersnatch and Momeraths

>> No.16310208

>>16310188
Banshee. Draugr. Lesser vampires. Flesh Golems. Revenant. Poltergeist. Nix, Nixe, Nokkr. Domovoi

>> No.16310211

>>16310188
>>16310208
Oh, also rusalka. I'd like to see KC's rendition.

>> No.16310219

>You'll never go out in MGC to eat christmas dinner alone because you've got no family in town.
>You'll never end up drinking a bit and stumbling about.
>You'll never wake up in your bed with a Hellhound, a Cheshire, and a Kakuen all cuddled up to you.
>You'll never learn that they found you passed out in the snow and found where you live by looking through your wallet.
>You'll never find out they stayed with you because they grew up in an Echidna household and think no-one should spend christmas alone.
>You'll never wake up on the 26th with a sore pelvis after they rocked your world all day.

>> No.16310220

>>16310188
>Ghast
>Shadow
>Paintergeist
>Phoenix
>some sort of chaos elemental
>a higher class of automaton
>a lower class of automaton
>Dr. Manhattan
>a monster girl that can only evolve from your sister after you dick her, older or younger either way

>> No.16310224

>>16310219
>you'll never wake up again on the 26th after realizing you drank until you passed out and shit the bed and realize is was all a dream
Good

>> No.16310237

>>16310220
>That spoiler
>No paladin onee-san to harbor secret lusts for you.
>No paladin onee-san who secretly touches herself while imagining you pumping her full of your seed and basking in the immorality of bearing her little brother's child.
>No Paladin Onee-san who storms into your house after a Dark Matter turns your hometown into a demon realm.
>No Paladin Onee-san who slowly makes her way to your room, stepping past her new Succubus Mother vigorously raping her father.
>No Paladin Onee-san to get you to open the door, only to tackle you to the ground and shut the door behind her.
>No Paladin Onee-san to reveal that she fell to the taint too before stealing your first kiss and raping you until you enjoy it.
>No Echidna Onee-san to bear as many of your children as she wants.

>> No.16310259

>>16310188
Poltergeist born from the repressed sexual desires of a girl.

>> No.16310265
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>>16310188
Hydra
Bandersnatch
Cerberus
Phoenix
Ice/Forrest/Light/etc Dragons
More weapon/armour girls

>> No.16310269

>>16310259
So basically Yuuna from Yuragisou?

>> No.16310271
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Is it ok to give slimes as Christmas presents?

>> No.16310276

>>16310271
I want a Poring as a christmas present

>> No.16310281

>>16310271
Only to virgin males.

I imagine this is a popular form of bullying around birthdays and Christmas, actually.
>"Hey Anon, I got you a present! PSYCHE, it's actually a box full of rape! Nerd!"

>> No.16310292

>>16307979
Nearly three years, loving her more everyday

>> No.16310294
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16310294

Mammoths, reindeer(s), Christmas dryads, yetis... You name it.

>> No.16310299

>>16310269
I've only read a few chapters of that, so I guess.

>> No.16310305

>>16310294
>delivering MGs innabox as gifts
How devious.

>> No.16310309

>>16310299
>I've only read a few chapters of that
It's pretty good desu

>> No.16310321

>>16309251
>Gnome
>Dorome
mud slut

>> No.16310323

>>16310294
That Mammoth girl is CUTE.

>> No.16310329

>>16310294
>No mammoth maid to gift you a Living Doll for Christmas
This is heartbreaking

Anyone has a guess on what species that black haired cutie is?

>> No.16310332

>No mud slime puns yet
This girl lacks explosive impact you know? She's ust kidn of meh

>> No.16310338
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>>16310332
She's just kind of simple and mediocre.

>> No.16310347

I'm scared PapaAnon is going to get me MGE1 or something related for Christmas.

>> No.16310353

>>16310321
Are you implying that you're not a mud slut?

>>16310332
>>16310338
Please don't speak ill of our newest girl
She's a gentle, simple-minded monster who just wants a nice husband to hug and have sex with

Just take a look at her happy expression, don't you want to protect that smile?

>> No.16310358

>>16310353
Simple and Mediocre != Bad. She's just
Unexceptional. There's nothing to shit on her for but there's nothing to specifically praise for her because she's generic.

>> No.16310363
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16310363

Birbs with boobs - y/n?

>> No.16310368

>>16310363
Yes.

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>>16310363

>> No.16310387

>>16310378
Literal bird cloaka. Not okay.

>> No.16310389

>>16310363
I kind of wish the "won't hit girls" shit would leave Shonen forever. I mean okay it makes sense when the girls are too weak for you to take seriously or something so you just kind of give 'em a kick or glare at them, but if you're going to fight, and especially if the girl in question is legitimately fucking strong, you should actually fucking fight her instead of sticking to a principle that more often than not doesn't make sense in-universe - a male mage and a female mage are going to be equivalent for all intents and purposes.

>> No.16310394

>>16310387
Why not? She's cute and fluffy. Very fluffy.

>> No.16310401

>>16310358
She has some traits specific to her
- Being a pseudo-elemental
- Being able to meld in the ground
- Controlling mud

Then she has a nice lot of good traits
- Slime abilities
- Is a slut for hugs
- Practices gentle rape
- Is simple-minded
- Can be very powerful

And a bunch of less important but still appreciable traits
- Causes plant monster to grow where she goes
- Can corrupt human women into plants
- You can take baths in her

Maybe I'm a bit biased because of >>16310128 though

>> No.16310402

>>16310401
Yeah but like
The only real waifu trait there is being a slut for hugs.

>> No.16310403

>>16310402
And even then undead and the cold blooded do it better.

>> No.16310416

>>16310402
That's a bit shallow but I get what you mean

>>16310403
Not really, Dorome is clearly stated to be in bliss when embracing her husband, also she has huge hand to hold you with or she can even smother you in her mud body for 100% body coverage

Undeads and cold-blooded sure love their cuddle for warmth and all but I wouldn't say they do it better, just differently so take your pick
For me Dorome>=lamias>undeads>other cold blooded

>> No.16310422

>>16310416
>That's a bit shallow
Let's be honest, the entire concept of a waifu is pretty shallow. I mean look at people here being so picky about their waifu, it's as if every one of them is available and it's up to us browsing 4chan on fucking Christmas to pick and choose at our lesiure.

>> No.16310431

>>16310422
All concepts are for us browsing 4chan on fucking Christmas to pick and choose at our lesiure. That's how ideas work.

>>16310416
Mummies are THE hugsluts though.

>> No.16310435

Merry Christmas anons!

>> No.16310440

>>16310435
kill me

>> No.16310446

>>16310440
later

>> No.16310460
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16310460

Doom Guy just found out (wrongly) that all Monster Girls are demons and he's coming to kick you're waifu's ass. What do you do?

>> No.16310464

>>16310460
Tell him he is the demons.

>> No.16310465

>>16310460
Run away.

>> No.16310468
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16310468

>>16310422
>Let's be honest, the entire concept of a waifu is pretty shallow
That depends heavily on the execution but let's not talk about it

If monster girls were real I'm sure 90% of use wouldn't be so stubborn to refuse every perfect girls' advances just because you have that one species you're a slut for

>>16310431
>Mummies are THE hugsluts though.
Mummies are great, I want to lick one in her red cracks all of them

>>16310435
Merry Christmas to you too anon, here is your present

>> No.16310481

>>16310465
>"""Running""" away from Doom Guy

...Anon

>> No.16310484

So how muddy is a Dorome's pussy?

>> No.16310492

>>16310460
What if doomguy was my waifu?
Checkmate atheists

>> No.16310496

>>16310484
Canonically probably not all that muddy since KC isn't a big fan of exotic pussies
It can be as muddy as you want though, especially since she has full control over it

>> No.16310497

>>16310460
Kill him.

>> No.16310507

>>16310492
>No ancient, scarred emerald armored paladin waifu who got portal'd into hell and had to fight her way back, only to find all the monsters have turned into sluts and every one she knows has been dead for centuries.

>> No.16310510

>>16310496
>Canonically probably not all that muddy since KC isn't a big fan of exotic pussies
Technically every monster girl has an exotic pussy, and after Ittan-momen and Automaton I really don't think this is a valid point anymore.
Besides, literally anything else you could do with her would involve mud, and her mud feeling so damn good is like half the point of her, so why would he bother giving her a normal pussy at that point? She's certainly not drawn in a way that suggests that at all either. I'd expect her pussy to have fairly firm walls like a normal pussy due to the more solid core of her body, but covered in copious amounts of mud.

>> No.16310513

>>16310460
Send a phantom at him who'll keep him busy till he turns around.

>> No.16310515

>>16310460
https://youtu.be/0rxPZbhuhQ8

Get him laid.

>> No.16310529

>>16310510
I completely agree with you, but I'm still skeptical about KC's opinion on exotic pussies especially since he retconned Yuki-Onna (or was it Glacies?) to have warm pussies instead of cold

>I'd expect her pussy to have fairly firm walls like a normal pussy due to the more solid core of her body, but covered in copious amounts of mud.
Yeah I envisioned something like this too except that the mud would be more liquid to replicate lewd juices

>> No.16310546

>>16310529
>Yeah I envisioned something like this too except that the mud would be more liquid to replicate lewd juices
I was picturing a very thick covering of the same sort of mud she has on the outside of her body.

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>>16310468
I'd gladly accept a shortstack for Christmas. And here's my gift. I'm not supposed to tell you what it is, but here's a hint: It hisses.

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Video jame's fish tiddy.

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Merry Christmas Anons!

>> No.16310589

>>16310584
I need a pudgy Christmas cake Wock.

>> No.16310595

>>16310546
Pussy shaped? If yes then we're on the same page

>>16310552
Thank you very much for this living dakimakura!

>> No.16310598

>>16310562
She's huge! That means she has huge tits!

>> No.16310611
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16310611

Merry Christmas /mgt/.

Did you get anything monster girl related, intentional or otherwise? Got some Kraken black spiced rum as a present and couldn't help but think of the lovely tentacled onee-sans.

>> No.16310622

>>16310611
I didn't get anything. But I wouldn't mind drinking rum with my Kraken onee-san.

>> No.16310626

>>16309592
>anonmd back from the dead
>white horn porn
It really is a Christmas miracle.

>> No.16310631

>>16310611
We all got Dorome and that's more than enough for me

>> No.16310659

Oi does anybody have that cap of the greentext with a succubus who secretly wanted to open a soup kitchen?

>> No.16310697
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16310697

Cuuruuaaazy Christmas!

>> No.16310713

>>16310188
>Grim Reaper
Would this be a super Yandere or something? I can't think of any way to tie in the bringer of Death into being a waifu other than that really. I mean, Reapers don't tend to stay with their targets. They're not Psychopomps or Death itself, they just rip your soul out and toss it in the bin.

>> No.16310723

Does Dorome look like an onee-san?
She definitely has strong protective arms

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>>16310598

>> No.16310738

>>16308227
Can you post that eldritch cake again? I wanted to save it, but forgot to, and now it's gone.

>> No.16310744

Like a fool, I've made this Christmas Ghoul story twice as long as I intended and what I wrote last year. But I want to have something posted on Christmas, so if I don't finish it within the six or so more hours I'll be up for, I'll post it in updates rather than as a whole and write the rest tomorrow or the day after. Apologies in advance.

>> No.16310750

>>16310738
http://i.imgur.com/9Uidu8g.jpg

>> No.16310764

>>16310750
Ahhhh majestic.

>> No.16310770

>>16310750
>>16310764
>Majestic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A

>> No.16310773

>>16310265
>Undynes's_lesbian_harem.jpg

>> No.16310780

>>16310764
A cake is a cake even in a dream!
AWOOOO

>> No.16310784

>>16310780
>your Dark Mage gf will never make you a werewolf out of legs or a crow with a dog's head for Christmas

Why live.

>>16310770
Waifuists anthem?

>> No.16310790

>>16310784
At lease she didn't take it upon herself to use magic to cosplay it.
>Come home one day to see her with wolf ears, eyes and teeth but the lower body of a black harpy

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>>16309759
What the fuck happened to mah girl's eye?

>> No.16310804

>>16310793
She went from focused an horny to bored with her slime hurting

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>>16310713
>Grim Reaper being ultra yandere to a fault
>Skeleton-style MG with a black robe over her, invisible to everybody but you
>She's been with you ever since you were a young child, you've never heard her speak, but you know she's your Death
>She's almost like an onee-san, albeit a bit scary
>You've seen the ways she looks at you, now that you're in high school
"Dude, that's not a good idea, this shit'll really jack you up."
>Friend is talking to you about a new recreational drug made from Death's Head mushrooms
"I mean shit, they said this stuff would be like courting death."
>The double entendre is enough to make her put skeletal hands to her cheeks and her eyes take on an eerie glow
>Be in your room, later that evening, she's still watching you like she always does, silently
>The mushrooms are shriveled and grey, and Lord do they smell, the taste thankfully lacking as you chew the spongey fungus
>Your eyes are getting heavy, oh so heavy
>Wake up drowsily to your bed jostling, and a pleasant warmth on your nethers
>«Ha~ah! You actually did it!»
>The Reaper is on top of you, riding you like a bucking bronco, her petite breasts jiggling as she brings herself to another climax
>Her jism splashes against your pelvis again as she notices you're awake, pausing and her face going red
>«Y-You can hear me?»
>Nod your head, trying to sit up, shifting her into the Lotus Position.
"I did it for you."
>The human portion of her face matches the jack-o'-lantern smile of her skeletal mask, her laughter high and spirited
>«You silly boy! Ha ha ha! You don't get it, do you!? You're mine now! No other woman can have you! I won't allow it! Ha ha ha! 'Court death'? Haaa~ha ha ha! You try to escape me now and I'll drop you like a fucking rat! Ha ha ha ha!»
>Lean in close to her ear, what you whisper then makes her womanhood go ballistic and start quivering like a slovenly whore's pussy
"You make it sound like I wanted it any other way."
>Start gyrating your hips against hers, her skeletal hands wrapped around your neck. She's a bit smaller than you, but she's holding on for dear life as you gently fuck the reaper
>Her girlish squeal is intense and intimate as you hold her close, jettisoning thick ropes of youthful seed into her cloying depths, her soft lips leaving kisses on your neck
>Afterwards, you're laying there, the Reaper beside you, sheepishly covering herself with her black cloak
>«So you planned all that, knowing how you were mine from the moment you were born?»
>Nod your head wistfully, smiling
>«I'll never let you go. Never never never.»
"I know that."
>«Then why pick me while alive?»
"You looked so lonely, not able to talk, but forced to watch. I just wanted to show a certain older sister figure how much I truly loved her."
>«Idiot.»
"There's an old saying, too. It goes something like 'Don't Fear the Reaper'."
>She gets so flustered that she cuddles you the rest of the night

>> No.16310818

>>16304411
Does anyone else agree with this guy?

>> No.16310819

>>16310808
>«You silly boy! Ha ha ha! You don't get it, do you!? You're mine now! No other woman can have you! I won't allow it! Ha ha ha! 'Court death'? Haaa~ha ha ha! You try to escape me now and I'll drop you like a fucking rat! Ha ha ha ha!»
Oof, swing and a miss. Being by the guy for all his life should have clued her in as to how he felt.

>> No.16310823

>>16310818
Waiting for you to finish before I read it.

>> No.16310824 [SPOILER] 
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16310824

>>16310659
I have this.

>> No.16310826

>>16310823
When that happens depends pretty heavily on this question though.

>> No.16310828

>>16310826
Do the one that requires you to write more.

>> No.16310832
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16310832

>>16310819

>> No.16310833
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16310833

Wanna get all muddy with me Anon?

>> No.16310836
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16310836

>>16310828
But at least one person will get upset!
>>16310833
P'orc mud-wrasslin' when?

>> No.16310837

>>16310836
Do the one that requires you to write less and do the others as omakes.

>> No.16310838

>>16310833
>Gnome
>Troll
>Dorome
Are huge hands just a signature trait of earth related girls?

>> No.16310841

>>16310833
>Content already
Nice.

>> No.16310850

>>16310837
I don't know anon. Taking advice from someone who hasn't read the damn thing might not be smart. Maybe I'll just write a couple more and just say that the rest got raped too.

>> No.16310854

>>16310850
I've read up to the kidnappings because you told me there was a kiss. I think I'm only an update behind.

>> No.16310863

>>16310818
I didn't read the story but I can say that not finishing branches for the plot is usually a very bad thing

>>16310833
She's so goddamn cute, I want to bury my face in her

>> No.16310864
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16310864

>>16310833
Sorry, Clayface has ruined you forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQaewmKpW4

>> No.16310867

>>16310854
Oh. Well. There's sex in it now.
>>16310863
>branches for the plot
Not really branches, just gratuitous sex scenes.

>> No.16310869

>>16310808
TLDR but sounds good. On a bigger topic, that Christmas cake Ara Ara fox.

>> No.16310870

>>16310838
I mean, I'd want my Earth girls to have good, strong hands too.

>> No.16310874

>>16310864
Hey, remember when Tim Drake met the cute little girl who turned out to be a part of Clayface who forgot what she was and thought she was a person?

>> No.16310875
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16310875

Why are white horns so cute? They do weird things to my heart.

>> No.16310877

>>16310875
It's because deep down you know they are prey and you are the hunter.

>> No.16310878

>>16310869
>TLDR
You got ADHD or something?

>> No.16310879

>>16310750
Thanks.

>> No.16310880

>>16310875
The majesty of for girl makes it supremely easy to forget the rest of the horse.

>> No.16310886

>>16310744
Everybody adores you, penywise. You could be forgiven for posting your Christmas story on Easter. Don't you worry 'bout nothin', cool guy.

>> No.16310887

>>16310877
>You will never hunt down a CC White Horn
>You will never hog tie her and leave her breasts fully exposed
>She'll never get all flustered and yell at you to "TAKE ME!" like the slutty deer she is
>You will never bring out a small box, open it, and propose to her
>She will never get so heated and flustered that all the snow around her melts because you had listened to her father about how 'All White Horns love the thrill of the hunt'
>You will never smash that sopping wet doe cunt like a beast devouring a succulent meal
>TFW no /fa/ deer waifu

>> No.16310890

>>16310886
Aww shucks. Thanks anon. Still, I'll try put something out within the night.

>> No.16310892

>>16310875
Why is she holding a severed hand?

>> No.16310894

>>16310892
She's secretly Yoshikage Kira.

>> No.16310897

>>16310890
I'd give you a ganbatte fairy but I can't spare one.

>> No.16310899

>>16310875
>First thing I see is White Horn going full Kira with a severed hand holding hand

Fuck.

I guess she really just wants to hold hands that bad.

>> No.16310901
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16310901

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60548492

This was unexpected

>> No.16310903

>>16310875
As someone who has a severe case of cold hands I'd love nothing more than hold hands with a White Horn

>> No.16310908

>>16310903
Hold hands with an undead. Your hands will feel warm by comparison.

>> No.16310914

>>16310901
This Pixie is bottom heavy. VERY bottom heavy.

>> No.16310916

>>16310897
>TFW I killed my ganbatte fairy with nasheeds and rampant alcoholism

>> No.16310922

>>16310901
That's... not what I was expecting.

>> No.16310923

>>16310916
I could sprinkle some dandruff off of mine if you want it.

>> No.16310925

>>16310901
>Vore
No.

>> No.16310938

>>16310878
It wasn't anything special m8

>> No.16310941

>>16310938
No it wasn't. And among the ways it wasn't special, it specially wasn't long.

>> No.16310965

>>16310875
Why is white horn so perfect? I just want to nuzzle and kiss one until she is all giggly and embarassed.

>> No.16310967 [DELETED] 

Anyone who writes a new Greentext about Monstergirls lovingly raping men gets 3 Steam keys! I have 14 of them total. Here's one to show I'm not lying.

44T0F-RI5C7-MPX2P

Especially good content can pick their game within reason.

>> No.16310968

>>16310941
>expecting a greentext to be long

>> No.16310970
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16310970

>>16310967
Be careful, I think this guy might be some weirdo.

>> No.16310972

>>16310968
>Not expecting three posts max.

>> No.16310976

>>16310875
So...

How would one go about stopping a serial killer monster girl anyway?

Or even rehabilitate? Throw then in MGC Asylum for traditional rehabilitation or risk a Mind Flayer's mind going in and fixing all the damage?

>> No.16310981

>>16310976
Mind Flayers solve all problems relating to people going cuckoo.

>> No.16310986
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16310986

>>16310972
>Expecting three posts

>> No.16310995

>>16310986
It's only 15000 characters, step your game up senpai.

>> No.16310999

>>16310981
Yes, yes, but a Mindflayer might go insane herself trying to fix up a true Psychopath.

We don't need anymore Mindflayer Harley Quinn's running around.

>> No.16311002

>>16310999
Well Harley Quinn is overexposed, I agree. We could use Thunderbird Therapy.

>> No.16311008

>>16310995
Nah, man. I'm still recovering from the whiskey binge last night and wish I had a pregnant Holstaur waifu to squeeze some creme from her massive mammaries into my coffee.

>> No.16311012

Merry Christmas!
Santa Chan left you a present!
It's a chubby infant Elf daughteru because you had to go and fuck her last year
How do you react?

>> No.16311013

>>16310875
White horns are unbearably pure. They're too cute for this world?

>handholding
Reported for illegal content

>> No.16311014

>>16311002
Which would fall under regular MGC Asylum rehab.

We'll flay all the petty criminals and lesser psychos with revolving Mind Flayer's to insure they aren't on the "Frontlines" for too long while the super criminals and absolute psychopaths will be placed in the max security MGC Asylum for treatment.

Certainly nothing will go wrong.

>> No.16311018

>>16311012
Raise her as my own, I guess.

>> No.16311023

>>16311014
Well if anything DOES go wrong, we'll just trust in the Justice Wyvern. Sure she doesn't have any real jurisdiction and is technically insane herself, but dammit she gets results!

>> No.16311024

>>16311012
Get her to the training grounds. No daughteru of mine will be pudgy.

>> No.16311030

>>16311024
But she's only 3 months old!

>> No.16311038

>>16311023
It's fine, so long as Super Wurm is around she always stays sane...ish.

>> No.16311059

>>16311030
Well, I guess I can wait gor her to grow up, but she better get ready to lose that phat. Her mom is going to get some punishment too.

>> No.16311071
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16311071

Whacha watching this Christmas?

>> No.16311089

>>16311071
My computer screen

>> No.16311092

>>16311071
my life slip away from me at the bottom of a vodka bottle

>> No.16311094

>>16311012
Prepare her to replace her mother.
She'll be the cuddliest and softest elf!

>> No.16311100

>>16311092
But vodka is transparent, you can see it even when the bottle's full!

>> No.16311107

>>16311071
One of them Animal planet documentaries.

>> No.16311121

>>16311071
My word document vanishing behind the DEL button.

>> No.16311125

>>16311121
Anon no!

>> No.16311136
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16311136

For Christmas my succubutt gave me _______

>> No.16311141

>>16311136
Kama Sutra with bookmarks.

>> No.16311153

>>16311071
Pull her out, love her tenderly, and make her your waifu.

>> No.16311175

>>16311125
Anon, yes, it's for the best.

>> No.16311179
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16311179

>>16311175
NNNNOOOOOOO~

>> No.16311207

>>16311071
I watched Hans Gruber fall to his death last night, so nothing today

>> No.16311212
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16311212

Not exactly MGE, but eh
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax-touch/announce/=/product_id/RJ190721.html

>> No.16311224

>>16311207
What about Batman Returns? It's a Christmas Movie. Also might give Werecats some ideas.

>> No.16311230

>>16311212
Already posted slowpoke.

>> No.16311246
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16311246

>>16311224
It is too late, I can't stop a bunch of little Wendigos running around yelling
>Yipee-ki-yay mother fucker
after they watched the movie

>> No.16311256
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16311256

>>16311230
Well fug, now I feel worse than the actual slowpoke poster.

>> No.16311257

>>16311246
Introducing the ladies to human culture must be so much fun.
>You will never cuddle with a highly interested human researches Lich as you watch movies like Highlander, Blade Runner, Tremors, the Indiana Jones trilogy and the first two Terminators
Shame that.

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16311263

>>16311071
It isn't Christmas you silly ghost.

>> No.16311275

>>16311263
And I suppose that's not mistletoe you're using as an excuse to kiss her?

>> No.16311279

>>16311257
I wonder what they'll think of our perception of them in media, especially the undead.
>ywn watch original Ghostbusters with Ghost family MGs

>> No.16311296

>>16311279
>>16311257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVw9BKd6HVU

>Introduce Automaton to the Terminator movies
>She turns and looks at you after it's over
"Your clothes. Take them off. Now."
>What the fuck are you talking abou--
"I am an ER-0S synthetic autonomous unit. Remove your clothes or I will forcibly remove them."
>Try to hit the kill switch on the back of her neck, telling her she can't make you undress
"WRONG."
>TFW getting forcibly fellated by an Automaton in the mood

>> No.16311300 [SPOILER] 
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16311300

>Be chef on a quest to cook the perfect omelet
>Very few people aside nobility actually care about the culinary arts
>With this simple dish I hope to awaken everyone to the wonders of cooking
>Nearly 3 years of experimentation and the omelet still feels lacking
>Save up months of salary as a royal kitchen cook to purchase some illegal spices
>Manage to get a deal on an ounce of demonic pepper
>The omelet resulting from it is nearly perfect but it still lacks something
>Someone in the kitchen messes up the queen's desert and my coworkers use me as a scapegoat
>Get fired on the spot and banned from ever exercising in a kitchen again as a result
>Family and friends reject me out of fear from my newfound reputation
>No choice but to leave the country
>Towards the south is a friendly kingdom but knowing how talkative the queen is I'm probably banned there too
>There is nothing but sea towards the east and north
>The west is a demon realm.
>With nothing to lose I head there
>Cross the border after 3 days of walking
>My rations are already running out
>Ahead is a huge wetlands with few to no edible plants in the horizon
>Make my prayers to the Chief God and keep walking
>God knows my attire isn't meant for this kind of terrain
>While everything in this demon realm has an eerie feel to it, it's still not nearly as bad as I imagined
>Hours of walking later and with the dawn about to begin I decide to take a break
>I lay down on a small patch of grass near a large puddle of water
>Falling asleep is much harder than it should be for someone who just spent 4 days in a row walking
>The wet, cold ground and blowing wind are to blame for this
>The night quickly falls upon the land and the shiny blackish-purple sky of the demon realm rocks me to sleep
> Wake up way past sunrise to my surprise
>Another surprising thing is how comfortable the ground got overnight
>My memory might be tricking me but this seems even better than even the royal bed I once sneaked in
>Try to stand up without success
>Finally realize that I am not laying on the ground but in the clutches of some mud abomination
>Emotions get the best of me and I start crying and screaming
>The monster's embrace only gets tighter and without a say in the matter I get submerged up to the neck in mud
>Only monsters could cause such good sensations, this is all my punishment for eating demon spices
>Another mud abomination forms in front on me as I lose any hope to leave alive
>It slowly inches towards me as I see my entire existence flash before me
>Its hungry expression and gaping mouth can only be a sign that I'm about to be consumed
>What an ironic end for someone whose life was dedicated to the culinary arts
>I hope that I taste good
>With this last thought I close my eyes and prepare myself to go to hell
>A soft and warm feeling spreads from my lips causing my eyes to jolt open
>The abomination is kissing me
>Even before death I get toyed with
(1 / 2)

>> No.16311304

>>16311300
>The mud surrounding me sips into the ground and is swiftly replaced by the abominations' huge arms
>I get pinned to the ground and stripped naked in a strangely gentle fashion
>As a last shameful affront to my pitiful existence I managed to grow fully erect from this
>The monster's hungry expression evolves into one of pure gluttony as the gemstone embedded in her chest starts glowing strongly
>Her wide mouth wraps around my erect member and a vague of sinful sensations hits me
>In my busy chef life I rarely got to experience sex but even I can tell that she is inexperienced
>Her sloppy technique and muddy mouth somehow get me to climax within 30 seconds
>Not even the most exquisite of dishes ever brought me this much bliss
>Loosening her grip on me, she readjusts her position to hover over my still standing boner
>A vagina forms on her previously blank groin
>It's only now that I realize that this monster is a female
>Her large breasts put to shame even the most stacked women of the kingdom
>Her motherly hips and large rear scream perfection
>Her face is flawless and her hair can only be described as regal
>All of this made of mud, one of the most basic and lowest of substances
>Such an inhuman beauty could only emanate from a fever dream yet here she is about to copulate with me
>She slowly descends upon my penis making my whole body shiver in pleasure
>As her muddy hips slam onto my thighs I reach the deepest part of her vagina
>It's as if her genitals were custom made to perfectly fit mine
>Her powerful oversized arms wrap around me and bring me close to her
>I bury my head in her neck and weakly move my pelvis as her soft breasts press against my naked chest
>We both embrace each other and barely move our groins for the longest of time
>She mimics me and buries her face into my neck
>At the same time she begins slamming her hips against mine, making my penis hit her womb with each thrust
>Some minutes of intense pleasure later I climax my biggest load ever inside her
>My sudden ejaculation causes her to lose composure and release her grip on my body
>I've never seen someone as happy in my life, not even my best dish could get such an expression out of people
>I could easily escape now if I wanted to but I can't get enough of her cute face
>Screw the omelet, my new life goal will be to make sure I get to see that expression every single day
(2 / 2)

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