/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Kobolds! Kobolds are cute!

Spooky ghost stories?

>>16286620
>EMG shit for the OP
Faggot.

Ears.

>>16286644
>Letting a bad series prevent you from appreciating a best girl.
Weakling.

>>16286640
Nope.

>>16286662
Tail too.

>>16286663
>Either of those two whores
>Good
Only main girl that's good is Lala.

>>16286662
She looks like that old kitsune from that one-shot

>>16286666
Don't be such a buzzkill, Mega Satan.

>>16286667
Rachnee is perfect and I will fucking fight you.
Lala's okay too I guess.

>>16286620
Is this the maid thread?

>>16286671
Rach is shit.


SHIT

More Gendum Automatons when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3kY2LNPbM

>>16286677
I just finished reading volume 4 of Gundam Origin yesterday, and now I get this? The gods, they are a-telling me something.

Good news, it's the year 2017 and our new monster overlords have arrived! Before you get to welcome them in the fashion you prepared however, one from the type you have the most images of saved on your computer shows up at your doorstep intent on making you her husband. What do you get and how hard are you fucked in celebration?

>>16286680
>11.5k thousand images to sort through
Not gonna happen.

>>16286670
It's the truth, shitty graphics card.

>>16286680
Can it be the images I've looked at the most? There's no way I'm gonna trawl through 110k+ images and keep a count. Also, that way I'd get my waifu and my daughteru.

>>16286420
Y-Yesu!
I amu fine!

>>16286680
99% of this thread will be stuck with a generic kitsune or catgirl.

>>16286678
I was pleased to see that Nav is in tune with /m/ stuff, though I wonder how how far it extends.

>>16286673
I want that spider to give me a teasing titfuck.

>>16286674
Let's count the ways you're wrong.
>Sweet and Kind girl underneath a seductive and teasing exterior
>Bondage
>Totally into rape fantasies
>Wants a house husband
>Cute and Sexy
>A+ choice in swimwear, my dick approves
>Bondage
>Book lungs have many uses
>Big titties
>Looks adorable when she blushes
>Extra adorable when happy
>FUCKING BONDAGE
I rest my case.

>>16286680
>Deruella
My body will never be ready, but good lord I'm gonna enjoy it.

>>16286692
>implying a "monster girl" that turns submissive the second you look at her too hard is good in any way, shape or form

>>16286692
>Wants a house husband
How is that going to work when she never leaves the house either?

>>16286687
>>16286682
Naughty boys that don't sort their images get matango or cait siths.

>>16286690
Really? Because my runner up is elves, I'd think those would be really popular too.

>>16286692
She's gutter trash.

>>16286674
Fight me cunt

>>16286697
Hey, I do sort my images, just not well enough to count like that. Not anymore.

>>16286680
I'd probably end up with a Cheshire cat on account of shit memes. not that I mind of course

>>16286697
I'll take a Matango over my regular life any time.

>>16286696
>Turns submissive
Anon, if anything she gets more aggressive and dominant when she's flustered.

>>16286698
>How is that going to work when she never leaves the house either?
So you know how a retired couple looks? Like that, only with less nagging and a livelier sex life.

>>16286680
>hellhound
>visit ER with a shattered pelvis
>fist bump doctors while wheeled off in a gurney

>>16286680
>Hellhounds have the most pics out of my MG subfolder
>Technically Elves hold the record but they're in my /tg/ folder, so just like in cases of raping an Elf, it doesn't count.
This is good my waifu is a Hellhound. I hope she could hear me playing that new Against Me! album and that's why she ran to my house.

>>16286699
Fuck off, she's perfect.

>>16286710
Doesn't she donate her silk to science and get compensation?

>>16286710
I am not opposed to the idea.

>>16286687
I don't see why not. Even KDFs deserve happiness.

>>16286732
She's a spider, that instantly makes her shit.

>>16286737
Hey thanks anon! I'm pretty sure there's lust one of me though.

>>16286738
t. Beelzebub

>>16286737
>>16286739
Just one of me, even.

>>16286738
Nice shit taste there anon.

>I would like a story about a farmer making friends with insects

>>16286749
I can imagine ants being very helpful around a farm.

>>16286749
>Locust swarm
>He counters with an army of soldier beetles and mantii
>Comfy crop harvesting after
Might read.

>>16286680
>tfw only saved picture folder is waifu
>tfw dragon

I am a-okay with this.

>>16286749
>Toe-may-toe?
>Ta-may-toe?
Please don't confuse bugs.

>>16286749
That's adorable anon. May someone make it so.

Headpats are love

>>16286784
Why shouldn't I?

>>16286822
If something goes wrong in the brain, they default to basic programming. This involved mating.

>>16286828
So what you're telling me is that circular logic gets nerds laid in MGC high school?

>>16286834
Yes. Drop a logic bomb on an Automaton or Golem and bam! Pelvic thrust.
>This statement is a lie
>But if it's a lie, then it's true
>But if it's true, then it's a lie!

>>16286840
>Do this to that cute but horrifyingly shy oomukade in Econ
>Suddenly you're getting THROUGH THE FLOORed so hard the school ushi starts a slow clap

Yuletide approaches! Has everyone been good?

>>16286680
>Alp

I'm fucked through the floor and into China. This must be a stage 3 that ruthlessly stabbed her way to the top to get this position.

>>16286677

>>16286917
(Hopefully) we will have floods of Boi Pucelle doujins soon.

How the hell do you have that many alp images though and where can I get more?

>>16286917
I disgusted by you.

>>16286644
>stop liking what I don't like

>>16286680
I don't have any mge pcutures saved, or monster girl pics in general really.

>>16286680
My waifu by a longshot.
I'm nothing if not dedicated.

>>16286927
I lurk, I save, I lurk some more, I search the deepest corners of the internet, I request pictures, I get an option randomly selected to go into a poll and it wins...

I might also be cheating a little because as far as I'm concerned, KC didn't invent "alping" as we know it

>>16286680
>Mindflayer

I'm pretty fucked but I'll love it, you guys go enjoy normal lives while I succumb to the chaos

>>16286949
Same, aside for my waifu I have none and even then I only have those because it feels right, I never spend time looking at them

>>16286680
I'm pretty sure Anubis? Some 200+ images for her alone.

But I dunno. Lots of images on my laptop, and I'm not sure how things might add up given the definition of "one from the type" I have the most pics of.

>>16286949
That's okay Anon, someone has to keep making human girls to keep the species alive. Unless the monsterlord has already won in this etup, in which case laying on the sidewalk with your pants off should get you a passable waifu soon enough.

>>16286970
>Best guess for this image: anime
Thanks a fucking lot, Google. I'm glad the Ex plugin worked for once though.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16287045

>>16287053
Most of the pokemon turned into monster girls are bad but sometimes you get cuties like pic related

>>16287087
Isn't that a Sea Slime?

>>16287091
She's based on one of the new pokemon
Here is its pokedex entry: One of the Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl."

>>16287107
>but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl
Penor, I choose you!

>>16287109
It also has potent neurotoxins that cause people to go fucking crazy.

>>16287110
Should've told him earlier.

>>16287110
>>16287121
That's a good thing, there is nothing better than poison/venom to spice up sex

>>16287110
>>16287121
Irikandji-chan plays rough.

>>16286680
>7-10 ft Minotaur
my pelvis will not survive

>>16287179
You better learn how to milk her properly and burn all the red items you have at your house

Do you prefer soft or hard muscled Minotaurs?

>>16286680
God help me if she starts purring as soon as she sees me.

>>16287194
I like a healthy balance, and I want milking to be her forcing me down on the bed, putting her full weight on top of me, and forcing me to drink until I pass out, being buried beneath a pile of soft, sensually mooing mino would be heavenly, and fun fact, cows stomachs produce a lot of heat, that helps them stay warm, so it'd be sooo comfy under her

>>16287212
Got me volume 4 of this coming this week. Jolly Christmas fun!

>>16287219
got into 12beast just because of her
(cowgirls bring out the lewdest in me)

>>16287243
Me too, but having read it I prefer Octopussy.

>>16287246
There's a scylla?

>>16287248
You stopped reading after the Minotaurs showed up?

>>16287250
I didn't read anything.

>>16287253
You should, I prefer it to EMG. It's got an actual story to it rather than just harem hi-jinks.

>>16287256
ya see crabs been talking a minotaur focused side story?

>>16287259
I'm worried he might be a tits-man.

>>16287265
I believe he's self admitted that, but he likes horse, even though Equine < Bovine

>>16286680
I mean, most of what I actually have saved are projects I'm working on. Though that's probably art-fairy bait, it also has an obscene lean toward taller, more aggressive looking MGs. Also lots of undead, too.

I guess I could end up with connoisseur of a wight or vampire. She'd make me quit all my current little projects and focus only on her, and would hang giant frames of basically anything I did in her manor's halls. Even if I thought one thing or another wasn't very good, she'd get protective of it with the excuse that 'it's a memory of my precious husband looking only to me.' Then she'd host parties to show off her newest collection additions with a haughty laugh.

I can live with that.

>>16287256
Given the quality of the story, I think I'd prefer harem hi-jinks.

>>16287312
O-okay. Sorry. I'll just go kuddle with Steela in her sleeping jar.

>>16287316
>ywn have a scylla pull you into her pot

>At the Second International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots Swiss researcher Oliver Bendel cautioned an audience of prospective robot-fuckers that “If the machine over-exerts the human, it reduces the possibility of human sex.”
>In other words, sex bots are coming. And one way or another they’re going to fuck us to death.
>Bendel noted that robots, unlike humans, don’t tire out. If issues of robot ethics aren’t addressed before these sentient Fleshlights hit the market, they could either screw us to the point of physical exhaustion, or be so much better at sex than real people that humanity might stop boning entirely.
>Would a roll in the hay with C3PO really be that much better than locking legs with a biological biped? Consider how easily present-day tech companies soak up user data. Now apply that level of intimate knowledge to an intimate gear-grinding liaison. Such a bangbot might, as Bendel notes, be capable of using that information to seduce humans.
Are you ready for your robot overlords?

>>16287331
Body acquired!

>>16287331
I would an sex robot but there would be no emotions involved
Loving monster girls who truly care about your well-being are where it's at

>>16287329
>ywn have a scylla offer you some of her pot

>>16287337
>loving monster girls who truly care about your dick as their energy source
FTFY

>>16287356
Gotta go for the ones with "devoted" tags for a reason.

>>16286680
Brutally fucked in that I am now sharing a 220 square foot studio apartment with a huge oni

>>16287356
You've got poop where your soul should be.

>>16287316
You mean to tell me that this beauty >>16287250 sleeps in a jar? Somebody should offer her a comfy waterproof bed

Or maybe she likes being all compressed? Don't Scyllas love to stuff themselves in small spaces?

>>16287331
>"He never took high school hygiene! He never saw the propaganda film!"
>"Where are they? Locked. Locked in the lips of robot lovers."
>Species Extinction
>"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS."

>>16287385
She sleeps in a jar, yes. With water in it.

>>16287385
I love to stuff myself in scylla's small spaces.

>>16287385
Like so.
>>16287386
Read that last line in his voice.

So what kind of elf do you want for christmas anon?

>>16287394
She'd love it too

>>16287400
Damn that's cute, I wonder what kind of unusual sleeping habits other species have

>>16287417
UNF.

>>16287417
The kind that exists only in my writing. I'll make more Elf-sex by Christmas, I swear.

>>16286680
>Lamia
>105 images

Christ, I don't even like Lamia THAT much, they just have a lot of cute images.

In any case, my spine is probably going to get fractured, I don't have a very good back as is and a Lamia excitedly coiling me for the first time ever is sure as hell going to cause damage.

>>16287417
I want her to plant her ass on my face while teasing my dick with her feet.

>>16286680
>waifu is personally designed so no images of her exist on my computer

Shit. Well I guess it's an Anubi then. Which is the next best thing.

>>16287331
I can't wait for my perfect Automaton waifu who will love me better than any other girl would!

>>16287441
But anon, they only do that to "bad" boys.

... Or good boys who wish that they did that for Christmas.

>>16287417
>Muramasa
>elf

Remember to POST LESS IMAGES

How many premature threads have been made in a row by the retarded faggot newshit now? Literally the only way to combat the cancer is to not reach the image limit before the thread falls off the board.

>>16287483
Do you honestly think that the newfags who makes these premature threads will listen to you?

>>16287483
>MUH POSTING STANDARDS
Every thread, without fail. Literally as bad a meme as pear shaped lolis.

>>16287483
Go cry somewhere else faggot.

>>16287498
When did pear shaped lolis become a meme? There are more than a few people here who do like them.

>>16287505
The same time raiju headpats did.

>>16287504
>>16287498
Did I hit too close? It would be pretty bad for you wouldn't it, if you couldn't spam your shitty OPs like an attentionwhoring faggot from the wiki or plebbit or wherever you came from.

>>16287518
What? Why specifically Raijus?
Anon, are you calling everything you don't like a meme again?

>>16287498
(you)
>>16287505
At the same time a guy decided to go on a crusade about them because he felt they're not real lolis.

>>16287527
Because that's all Ace, the faggot who keeps commissioning them, gets. He's said in multiple discords that he's trying to force it to be a thing. It's been called out before.

>16287523
(You)

>>16287540
That's... just stupid. I don't even know how that's a thing.

>>16287545
Okay so:
>There are people who like pear shaped lolis
>Everyone is fine with it.
>Some guy decides to be a fagot and push a thing people don't really mind.
>Some now hate pear shaped lolis since they associate it with some faggot.
Am I close?

>>16287565
No you idiot. I was talking about raiju shit

>>16287565
Stop arguing about "pear shaped lolis". That was the guy's attempt to derail the topic away from his shit premature OP posts, and you're making it work.

>>16287570
Pear shaped headpats.

>>16287565
>That's... just stupid. I don't even know how that's a thing.
Some lolifags are incredibly specific. Oppai loli isn't "real loli", pear shape isn't "real loli" and neither are a bunch of other things that don't fit their personal tastes. Sad thing is that this autism is nothing compared to LRD on /a/.
>Am I close?
I think he was talking about raijus.

>>16287585
To be fair, pear-shaped traditionally has been used to refer to ugly fat women with beer bellies who are disparaged because they never even had any of that extra weight go to their tits. Pear-shaped in general has always been a negative connotation. "X has gone pear-shaped" has never been a good thing.

But it's a phrase that kids have latched onto the last couple years instead of the traditional apple bottom, bubble butt, fat-bottomed, etc. Hopefully it will go the way of stuff like phat soon.

>>16286680
Hellhound, easily. I'm a slut for wolfus, hotdogs especially.

>>16287585
Is oppai loli allowed in the sabbath?

>>16287608
>But it's a phrase that kids have latched onto the last couple years instead of the traditional apple bottom, bubble butt, fat-bottomed, etc. Hopefully it will go the way of stuff like phat soon.
Apple bottom and bubble butt are shit descriptions of the body type though, since a lot of the focus for fans of the body type is on the thighs.

This is some position, bro.

>>16287621
>implying pear says anything about thighs instead of just tiny top big ass
Hah

>>16287625
This is the last straw Ran, you're going on a diet!

>>16287625
Administer cuddles.

>>16287630
Considering the poster girls for the body type here are Elins, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>16287638
Considering people use the Elin-thighs meme when they want to talk about thighs, you are the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.

Sabbath is so shit that they fight themselves instead of giving all the lolis love.

>>16287505
>When did pear shaped lolis become a meme? There are more than a few people here who do like them.
When it's the only body type lolifags ever talk about.

>>16287641
Whatever you say anon, whatever you say.

Incubization is a shit concept

>>16287657
And water is wet. More at 11.

>>16287657
I like it. Why wouldn't you want to become more likeyour waifu?

>>16287663
It's bait anon. All the WinterFags are out in force right now. Report and ignore.

>>16287663
Why become more like your waifu when you can become your waifu?
Don't lie Anon, we all know you've always wanted to be a pretty girl.

>>16287657
Honestly I don't see a downside.

>>16287625
I know like jack shit about touhou or Ran apart from her apparently saying dude a lot or whatever.

All I know is that I would cuddle Ran's brains out.

>>16287670
>WinterFags
What?

>>16287674
No joke, so long as one of us has a dick, I don't care if both my waifu and I are pretty girls.

I'm not touching that one.

>>16287692
Touch your waifu.

>>16287692
Touch yourself.

I wand to fun stuff with elements and recharge with sex!

>>16286680
>just dump everything on a folder named MGE
so a chimaera?

>>16287663
Lets review:

> more power, without an evident ceiling
> more lust, without an evident ceiling
> take on your waifu's ideal form for you
> thoughts and values shift with corruption
> lifespan shifts closer to that of the waifu
> Scholar and DL still say you're human
> both of the above are biased, may be a lie
> don't actually lose spirit energy though
> careful not to corrupt human friends though

I mean, in the worst case senario all monstergirls are actually low level mindflayers transforming you into a thing for their enjoyment. You basically lose all free will to an adoring waifu read: owner. I like dominant girls anyway though, and losing my daily worries in a sea of cuddles doesn't sound so bad.

>>16287718
>You basically lose all free will to an adoring waifu read: owner.
Lets not forget that she is also losing all free will to an adoring husbando read: owner.

Sounds pretty hot to me m8

>>16287712
That spirit need more curves

>Oh no anon please dont snuggle me! i am just a pure dragon maiden not used to such lewd acts!

>>16287625
Pet the plump fox.

>>16287743
I would never because I respect Dragon's purity.

Dragons are off limits for lewd.

>>16287743
Oh, well forgive me. I don't know what came over me. Where is the nearest undead city?

>>16287748
Don't leave a dragon's company like that anon!

>>16287769
No, clearly I've offended the pure maiden. What a base fool I am. I should have let that zombie dragon drag me away into her den. I will leave, and find atonement in the arms of a devilish dead, dirty dragon

>>16287799
But anon zombie dragons are downgrades. They don't give warm cuddles and they probably smell

>>16287810
FAT BIRD

I am partial to werewolves myself.

>>16287867
Bouncy-bouncy!

what happened to poor anon to end up like this?

>>16287872
He fucked Lightening

I'm going to find the lost village of shortstack amazons!

>>16287912
When you do, play their bongos to let us know where you are.
Good luck, Dr. Anonstone.

>>16287913
I shall, civilization deserves to know where these brown shortstacks live.

Time for them to meet the future!
Bongo playing is a must

>>16287807
I don't want warm cuddles. I'm too warm as is. Warm cuddles are shit.

>all the snows are still melting
>all the roads are now just ice covered in water, it's too slippery to walk anywhere so I just slide along like I was skating
So this is Christmas 2016. Damn you global wanking!

>>16287929
you're shit, warm cuddles a best, I want a 10ft Abominable Yeti to cuddle me like a teddy bear....so warm....

>>16287936
Global Wanking is just a conspiracy started by monster girls to stop guys from masturbating

>>16287942
>Yeti
Come back when you're dead and cold

>>16287942
Would she be muscled or chubby?
Or would she be both, a big, strongfat yeti?

>>16287954
muscled is nice but strong fat has perks

>>16287954
>>16287958
Show me what strongfat looks like on a woman

you cant be both muscly and fat, wario physique isnt real

>>16287954
imma go strong, think of the cuddle intensity

>>16287961

>>16287942
>Abominable! Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowwoman or...or the Agreeable Snowwoman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice girl.
>Snowcone?
>No, no, no, don't worry; it's lemon

>>16287958
Indeed, strong enough to keep you safe/'subdue' you, soft enough to cuddle.

>>16287969
A wise decision.

>>16287970
I see fat but I see no strong.

>>16287807
MGE undead doesn't smell.

>>16287877
He rode the lightning.

>>16287942
I want to bury my face in those cuddle lumps!

>>16287967
Its called bearmode and, yes, it exists.

I want to blue ovarie and tease a shy monstergirl until she rapes me senseless!

>>16287992
Want to do that but over a series of months (Maybe two years) while also getting her /fit/ as fuck

>>16287992
how dangerous is to blue ovarie a dragon?

>>16287995
Good idea

>>16288002
Yep, imagine that shy girl finally pouncing you but now she's got massive muscles and a rocking six-pack

>>16287998
How dangerous is it to stick your dick in a toaster?

>>16288017
What?
You don't want to slowly tease a haughty dragon until she casts her pride to the side and pounces you?

>>16288009
>>16288017

>twig dragon now is a horny fit dragon desperate to rape me

erm.....forget the blue ovaries idea, i value my man parts too much

>>16288017
Automatons are pretty safe.

So anon. What changes do you have in your setting?

>>16288025
Can one tease and blue ovary an automaton?

>>16288024
Sorry anon, it's been too long and now that nerd dragon wants your D and she's going to take it by force while apologizing for how unladylike she looks now that she' got huge muscles

>>16288034
what if i rub her toned belly and wings while i release inside her as she milks me forcefully?

>>16288037
She starts letting out little moans and tries to hide her face so you don't see those lewd expressions of hers.

She's going to keep riding you though.

>>16288034
I kind of want a dragon who lifts now.

>>16288045
Gold is really heavy, you know?

>>16288045
And note that this is a dragon that anon tricked into lifting

Imagine if she'd been lifting for years on her own.

>>16288044
and i will keep whispering lewd things to her ear and rubbing her fit body to make up for all the time lost until she is a happy ahegao mess on top of me

>>16288047
There isn't enough abslicious monster girl art in general. I wanna see a Hellhound flexing her tight stomach muscles!

>>16288052
Good man, just don't expect to escape the post coital cuddles and wing hugs.

Now, the real question, does your shy dragon have glasses and a hime cut?

>>16288047
>>16288049
As long as leg day is the most important day. I need powerful thighs and a big round ass that you can bounce a gold coin off of

>>16288077
Of course they would.
They'd be thick thighs with slabs of muscle and a firm bubble butt that's larger than normal.

>>16288047
I think my dick would explode if I ever saw a Dragon working her abs at the gym.

>>16288088
I want to go to a dragon only gym and offer some of them mino milk so they get a 'leg up' on the other girls

>>16288070
Yes she has glasses but her hair is a long ponytail

i expect her to collapse on top of me hugging tightly saying how she "plundered" her treasure

>>16288102
Excellent.
Now, the real question is if she is still shy afterwards or if she opens up a bit

>>16288070
Not him, but I was thinking of Kimiko glasses and hair from Gunbuster

>>16288105
she becomes less shy over time but still keeping her loving self

never going full dominatrix on husbando you know

Barb is a god

>>16288123
What's with the eyes and scribbles?

>>16288123
where are her panties?!

>>16288123
Oh man that ass.

>>16288106
That is fine too.

>>16288119
Interesting, I wonder how her mother feels though.
Aren't dragons supposed to be arrogant and haughty?

>>16288136
>Monster girls
>Panties
They only get in they way of sex anon.

>>16288102
>Long ponytail
Good taste in dragons.

>>16288136
Lewd Mofu, No Pantsu

>>16288155
>He doesn't realize that leaving the panties on and shifting them to the side is the pinnacle

>>16288154
Doesnt have to apply to all the species

>>16288155
not even in public?

>>16288156
why thank you

>>16288163
kitsunes need to be less lewd

>>16288171
I don't see any haughty kobolds walking around do you?

>>16288177
I smell KDF nearby.

>>16288180
The smell of latex and dog toys?

>>16288180
Nah, I just found them a better example, although I imagine harpies would have been a good one as well.

>>16288182
The smell of wet dog.

>>16288180
But I haven't posted anything since last night anon! You must have a very good sense of smell though, it's a little weird.

>>16287973
I'll call her my adorable snowman so she cuddles with me harder and shares her scarf with me

>>16288123
>That ass
>Those glowing eyes
>That gorgeous background
>That subtle lewd juice
>That attention to detail
10/10, praise Bard

Too bad monster girl smells have been turned into a joke, Koyoi's story had an interesting thing about her smelling strongly of monster-repellent incense and being self-conscious about it even thought she smelled good

>>16288182
Wet dogs and rubber.

>>16288186
See? I was right.

>>16288185
But that could just be a wolf girl nearby.

>>16288192
I really should read the rest of those.

Who is best girl of the bunch?

>>16288195
Surely there's no wolf here. My warning systems would've alerted me to her presence. I am not turning around you know. Send he

>>16288171
>not even in public?
Maybe in public. It depends on how lewd she is. And IF they have some panties on they are most certainly skimpy panties. like pic related.

>>16288197
That's arguable, Wilmarina seems to be the most popular
My favorite is Sasha's

>>16288207
I want to trip and learn that the haughty, vampire headmistress of school goes around sans panties.

>>16288207
>wight wife sleeps with only a oversized shirt cuddling you
>Wake her up every morning by squeezing and spanking her naked rear

would she like that?

Reminder that if she doesn't wear panties, she isn't pure.

>>16288223
What about if she wears latex panties?

>>16287973
I usually prefer scales more than mofu. But Yeti has changed my opinion.

>>16288197
Sasha, of course. At least out of those who are translated
Her story is absolute fap

>>16288226
She isn't pure. Only girls that wear frilly girly panties are pure.

>>16288223
Maybe she's just too hot down there anon, you shouldn't judge.

>>16288221
>would she like that?
She might not say it out loud, but she loves it.
That or she would give you a lewd smile as you wake her up and fuck you.
Good end regardless if you ask me.

>>16288237
There are frilly girly latex panties anon!, pink ones with lots of embarrassing ruffles and stuff! It's not like latex panties only come in one style.

>>16288221
>oversized shirt
>not fancy lingerie or completely nude

>>16288223
Good! I like my girls lewd.

>>16288257
fine, how about frilly bra and panties one size too small for her body?

>>16288263
That's perfect

On the subject of panties.
Would you prefer if your waifu had panties or not?
Would she only have them on in public or some other time?
What kind of panties would she use?

>>16288311
Yes
Only in public
panties made with her loot

>>16288311
She doesn't like panties, I don't particularly care for them either and anyways she can't wear regular panties
Maybe I could buy her a pair of dorito panties if we needed to tone down the lewdness at a public event or something

>>16288311
>Would you prefer if your waifu had panties or not?
Yes panties, nobody is allowed to see her bits except me or our daughteru.
>Would she only have them on in public or some other time?
In public and around the house, like a normal person.
>What kind of panties would she use?
Sometimes regular plain cotton ones, sometimes latex ones, sometimes latex ones with dildos inside, it'd really depend.

All of this is true for my daughteru too.

>>16288311
She only gets to wear panties when I let her, and when she does they're always crotchless.

>>16288311
Panties in puplic and in casual at home.

Do do the panties come flying off the second she gets home?

what games some MG should NOT play at all unless you want a disaster to happen?

Wurm:Basketball
Dragon:Hide and seek

>>16286020
Chapter 8 soon, and Nyarlathotep is already in, you dummy.

Unless you mean her doing anything other than talking, in which case, maybe.

>>16288311
Yes, I like my waifu with panties on, be in public or just chilling in at home. She doesn't really need to use them if she doesn't want though.
She prefers to wear just spats, but when sexy time comes she has some nice lingerie.

>>16288360
>Dragon:Hide and seek
I don't see why there'd be a problem with this.

>>16288360
Hellhounds can't play ice hockey.

>>16288365
Dragons might go crazy if they lose their husband.

>>16288360
Yeti: Wrestling
Medusa: That one game I forgot the name about where you have to stop moving when she's looking

>>16288357
Of course not. She's innocent and pure.

>>16288365
Dragons would probably freak out if they lost sight of their husbands.

So bacivally this >>16288374

>>16288360
I don't think you could play anything with a Dormouse since she sleeps so much.

>>16288374
>>16288380
What a bunch of weenies.

>>16288360
>Wurm: basketball

But why

>>16288384
Stop now. Do not bully dragons.

>>16288387
They can't jump and get extremely sad because lunging takes them too far.

>>16288393
>>16288387

someone post the chaos wurm dunk pic

>>16288391
Dragons are a bunch of weenies! Big fat weenies!

>>16288400
I know Anon. I just think it's stupid.

>>16288402
Ive reported you for illegal content. Have fun in jail meanie!

>>16288419
They can't lock me up for telling the truth!

I want to make my loli Kikimora clean in nothing but a pair of nipple pasties with tassels on them.

>>16288435
So is Loli Kiki bullying the new meme?

>>16288443
I don't know of any memes, I just like to post about loli Kikis.

>>16288443
Little kikis are for a lot of things. Their practical use might get them the {meme} status.

Would you a Holst who was born relatively flat but has long dangly nipples?

>>16288468
No, but I would be her friend.

>>16288468
Sure, I guess so. As long as she milks the same there shouldn't be any problems. I bet they'd be very sensitive and lovely to suckle on. I'd love every bit of her, milk straws and all.

>>16288468
No I wouldn't even a Holst.

>>16288485
>milk straws
No.

mating press ojou wife every night until she got some dhampirs inside

Would you still love your waifu if she had a lisp?

>>16288570
I'd love her even if she spoke in rhymes.

>>16288575
>Chesires who speak in riddle and rhymes

>>16288590
Crow Tengu who speak in haiku!

>>16288590
Like she wasn't annoying enough already.

Luckily, my penis is the answer to most problems.

>>16288570
I would love her even more!

>>16288570
How much of a lisp are we talking? I'd love her regardless, but just curious.

>>16288570
Yes, but instead of a relationship of mutual respect it'd be one of dominance
Sex would be extremely rough and I might hit her a few times every day so she knows her place as an inferior being because of her lisp

>>16288570
Yes?
I'd love her despite a lot of things.

>>16286680
>3 way tie between Rachnera, Tio and Holstaurus

Farewell Anons, I will be in heaven.

>>16286921
I wish Syrup would go a step beyond mecha musume and make her Automaton-tier.

>>16287625
Ran milk.

>>16286680
>Cyclops (by a wide margin)

It suddenly becomes a race over who spills their spaghetti first

>>16288123
That's the best ass he has ever drawn.
>>16288136
Monstergirls would only ever wear panties if you're into that sort of thing.

>>16288363
That's a nice gif

What did this Succubus (or Alp?) do to get banned in Boston?

>>16288665
She's obviously of British make!

>>16288311
I want to make my Automaton wear cute panties with an SD Gundams head printed on their rear.

>>16286989
Hey they just said one of those shows up and attacks, not that it's the only one interested.

>>16286680
A Succubus, but I use that folder for any demonic looking woman who doesn't fit with MGE species.
Oh well, they aren't my waifu but it could be much, much worse.

>>16286680
Hopefully the number of jinko pics is the highest, but Yuugi might have the most. Either way, muscle girls

>>16286680
erm, what type of monster she is again? dont you dare say dragon or oni

>>16286680
>Just dump everything MG related into a folder
>Almost 5 thousand pictures
Yeah I'm not going through that
Let's just say it's randomized and call it a day

>>16288744
Oni Dragon.

>>16288744
She's a Chinese Dragon.

>>16288744
Clearly a Chinese Oni

Would you enslave a dark, ancient power by making her your wife?

>>16288757
I don't want a slave, ownership carries responsibilities I'd rather leave to someone else.

>>16288751
>Double strength bonuses from Dragon and Oni
>All those con bonuses
>Int/wis penalty from oni canceled out by dragon bonus.

God damn that's broken.

>>16288757
I want to ask her how the magic of love is betraying me.

>>16288744
A Chinese.

>>16288751
That doesnt exist

>>16288752
>>16288754
Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons?

>>16288769
Irish

>>16288757
I'm game. However, I would like to know what her domestic skills are like, and if my magic is going to betray me or not.

>>16288774
>Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons
One's a dragon
One's a Chinese Dragon

>>16288774
>Whats the difference between normal MG dragons and chinese MG dragons
Hopefully qi paos

>>16288774
Chinese doesn't have wings, they just float. Or they look like Ryus.

>>16288779
Arent you a cheeky one

>>16288782
ALLMYYES

>>16288774
Normal MG Dragons are just immensely powerful winged lizards. Chinese Dragons, however, combine the properties of the ox, crocodile, wolf, and deer along with a serpentine body and are usually treated as deities or rulers of the oceans and rivers.

Or in the case of Otohime herself direct ancestor to the Japanese imperial family.

>>16288774
Mist Continent Dragons probably look just like Ryus.

>>16286680

Succubus

I also see her in my dreams. I'm fucked ain't I?

>>16288794
It doesn't have to be hard on you, anon. Just have a hard-on for her.

>>16288792
>Mist continent
Anyone know the fastest way to get there without getting raped?

I want to cuddle a snek, BAD.

>>16288825
Along the silk-lace pantyhose road.

>>16288825
Take trusted human travel routes.

>>16288825
Air, just be careful with the harpies.

>>16286680
I get a Kitsune, it's not even a close competition. Given this is our first time, we'll probably be going at it until I pass out, and even then she may try to keep going.

>>16288827
And a snake wants to cuddle you too, are you fine with her coiling around your whole body?

>>16288838
as long as snek doesnt break my bones with her force i would embrace it

>An Automaton will never sit on your face

You know what region needs expanded on more? The volcanic regions Lava Golems, Hellhounds, Salamanders and Ignis come from.

We had some explanation on the cold places lately so it'd be nice to get some for their opposite.

>>16288840
Lamias are actually very careful and gentle while cuddling, she might tighten up if you fondle her but definitely not enough to break your bones or hurt you

>>16288844
Thank god. She would probably smash it with her cold, hard, metal ass.

>>16288844
Watch out anon. Automaton butt isn't as soft as fleshy butt. It's like putting a radiator on your face.

>>16288852
What if i kiss and rub her tail?

>>16288827
But anon! Snakes are dangerous!

>>16288838
Yeah! I wanna feel her cool scales on me!

>>16288855
>>16288857
Why do you fags totally disregard the fact that Automatons have soft, squishy torsos and butts?

>>16288848
I bet they have those nice, hot caves full of huge crystal formations.

>>16288848
This

>>16288866
But how?

>>16288848
I want KC to go into more detail about Undead Kingdoms and non-Egypt. Hell, KC should give nont-Egypt a name already.

>>16288830
>Swindled and bought by tanuki
>>16288832
Probably the best option
>>16288836
Is there even an airline?

>>16288874
Are you a special needs child? Are you even familiar with the Automatons profile?

>>16288882
I'm not saying they aren't. I'm just saying how? How are they squishy with all that mechanical shit? And calm yourself, I'm just asking questions no need to get all uptight.

>>16288882
>the marking on her crotch

Damn. Would be funny if KC pulled a full 180 and said it was a marking by a previous owner from ancient civilisation.

Enjoy the used goods. I'm joking. This is a joke.

>>16288827
A want to cuddle a snek that's wearing her traditionalist clothing.

>>16288868
There's a lot of things I want from it.
>who the leaders are
>a bug or spider suited to the region
>if any humans live there
>if so, is there towns or villages
Damn it KC, my curiosity is killing me.
>>16288876
Hopefully the next world guide delivers on some of this.

>>16288894
>a bug or spider suited to the region
AHHHH CENTIPEDE DEMON IS A HOT GIRL NOW!

>>16288887
Are you familiar with simulacrum?

>>16288891
>he thinks fun is allowed here

>>16288891
I remember when gremlin was first release and a translater said she was a cuck and automaton and a bull. It would've been pretty funny if that was true.

>>16288896
Funny, I was thinking of centipede demon and quelaag when I said that.

I wouldn't mind a fire spider with the rape train qualities of an Ushi-Oni. Just a bit less monstrous than the dark souls one.

>>16288911
Ushi-Onis, now with more fire. God has abandoned us.

Bring more sake!

>>16288918
When you stop pouring it all over your ass.

>>16288927
She thinks it's sexy. Leave her be as long as she pays.

>>16288927
Well that's your sake Anon, don't let it go to waste.

I want to help a massively muscled minotaur become an idol!

>>16288859
That would actually cause her to relax all her muscles, if you keep doing it she will become utterly defenseless

>>16288848
MGE2 has material on the volcanic region as well as the snow land, Wonderland and Ryugujo (probably some other I'm missing, someone posted the translated table of contents a while back)
We just have to wait 7 to 10 month for the English release to learn about them

>>16288918
I only have distilled spirits

>>16288936
What about a wrestler? Like Macho Cow, Candy Ravage?

>>16288891
Its probably alot the same as golem, some sort of magical instructions or something.

>>16288949
It's obviously just "insert dick, extract baby".

>>16288941
That would be easy.
Who am I to deny the muscle cow if she wants to be an idol and has a lovely singing voice?

>>16288838
I'd be more than okay with her coiling around me, especially during these freezing months.
Almost nothing would be cozier than feeling her smooth scales all around me in her comfortable embrace next to a fire, all while helping her keep warm.

>>16288376
>Yeti: Wrestling
Are we talking Greco-Roman or WWF attitude era wrestling?

>>16288951
What would her songs be like I wonder?

>ywn get in a bigamous marriage with a demon and tanuki
>ywn witness them hash out who gets how much time with you
>ywn see them making contracts on babymaking and trying to get you to sign their contract first

Lads, why does my chest hurt so much.

>>16288961
She'd be the rough and tumble idol that sings peppy songs and the occasional love song.

>>16288967
Probably indigestion.

>>16288939
Someone on /monster/ is doing a translation of mge2. Might not be doing the new stuff though im unsure.

>>16287973
/monster/ get out and stay out.

>>16288967
>Bigamous marriages
The only time I will accept one is between Cursed Swords and Living Armor. Mostly because It's turbo cute that one gets off on being his right arm, while the other rises up to protect her husbando.

>>16289004
I'm OK with it when its two rivals getting the same husband.

>>16289012
So you would be fine with a Griffon and a Dragon?

You'd be both of their treasures.

If every monster girl is a rapist then how does a man safely walk down the street? Or even leave the house at night? I wonder if you can hire protection.

>>16289019
I think both will beat the crap out of each other first. Better not get in their way.

>>16289021
Walk softly. I would say carry a big stick, as well, but some MGs might get the wrong idea.

>>16289021
You can go out just fine. They won't really rape you, just flirt of bit but don't show any kind of reaction or else you're done.

>>16289021
Put on a chastity belt made out of adamantium and laugh at their feeble attempts to rape you.
Unless they know magic or lockpicking.

>>16289019
yes, yes I would.
Soft feathers on one side and smooth scales on the other.

>>16289021
You get good or tell them that you only get off on bestiality and furries. Then all you have to worry about is Cait and Cu Sith trying to jump your bones and the latter will actually not try to rape you first. Which means you get a free bodyguard powered by headpats.

>>16289021
>he doesn't know magic
Time to git gud.

So I can go out. But can I shoe skin? Like wear shorts or a t-shirt?

>>16289004

>>16288933
>she gets naked does the "pour a drink into her lap" thing