/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for June a best

>Not wanting this

>>16261476
Time to impregnate the priestess!

Fuck I forgot the subject.

>>16261476
You made a grave error anon.

>>16261494
Every time I make a OP I forget something.
I have failed you all.

>>16261494
>>16261493
Im sure we can live

>>16261487
No thanks.

>>16261504
Gay

Any other farmers here, how can Ikeep the girls from breaking my bones during sexual congress

I want a massively muscled minotaur with a lovely singing voice.

>>16261505
You're gay.

>>16261506
Drink your milk

>>16261510
No you're gay

>>16261491
But she'll only allow you to impregnate her in you convert to her religion.
How do you feel about letting the fallen goddess in to your life anon?

>>16261515
Oh.
Welp, gonna have to part ways.
Can't be converting.

>>16261514
You're double gay no takebacks.

>>16261515
>>16261520
I just realized what I wrote. Don't drink and post kids.

Cute lizards that can do some stuff.

>>16261538
cute slimes in bottles

>>16261487
What, silent hill with monsters?

>>16261546
I think we talked about this before....

If the entire town based the monster girls off of the inner perversions of the visitor then I'd go to the hospital and find a bunch of strongfat nurses trying to deal with too small uniforms

>>16261546
>>16261387

>>16261560
So what becomes of the ending?

>>16261506
CARA IS THE BREAST

SOLO PICTURE WHEN?

>>16261506
Depends, mabobo mana will do it in MGE, in EMG you just gotta get swole

>>16261487
You're free to get shot by your loved ones to "save" you.

>>16261487
What happens if I set up a kissing booth in the middle of the streets?

>>16261592
>Movie ending
Read the novella plebe.

>>16261601
Even Stephen King thinks the movie's ending is better.

>>16261601
You get cute abominations lining up to kiss you

>>16261601
>movie ending
Yeah, the ending that King praised.

>>16261605
Stephen King is a plebe then. One shouldn't backpedal on your own written ending because someone thinks up le edgy ending xD. He's a literary cuck for bowing to that shit.

>>16261601
Sorry,

>>16261600 look >>16261607

>>16261592
They can turn undead.

>>16261601
The movie ending is better

>>16261615
Go back to /lit/ you annoying faggot.

>>16261600
Wendigo kisses

>>16261615
>sad endings are "edgy xD"
I really don't think you're in any position to be calling others "plebes."

Young monsters are for fucking and for molesting their poor virgin ears with H-doujin dialogue.

So when is the wiki site going to get the updated MGE1 western release art?

>>16261630
How young are we talking bout here?

cumflate Ojou sama!

>>16261622
Knowing oni-tengu, she's going to grow up to be busty.

>>16261643
I wanna make her feel and look like she's going to pop.

Cumflate has officially become worse than headpats.

>>16261652
It's the memes anon.

>>16261652
It was always much worse.

>>16261504
>>16261592
>Not wanting to be part of a group of survivors trying to find a place to take refuge
>Not wanting to be ambushed in the middle of the mist by something you can't hear nor see
>Not wanting to see the rest of the group disappear, one by one, while listening to their screams, until you're the only one standing
>Not wanting to suddenly hear a female voice behind you, calling your name

>>16261652
>Worse than headpats
Since when were headpats hated? headpatfags are quite tame compared to some others fags like cuddlefags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>16261652
But is it worse than pear-shaped?

>>16261670
You ready for this?

Cumflating a pear-shaped loli and headpatting her for taking it all.

>>16261666
I would rather end my life, Satan.

>>16261668
Head pats are just trite.
It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.

>>16261646
i dont think any are independent of each other

>>16261675
No, cumflating a THICK pear shaped loli while headpatting her!

>>16261643
Extremely vanilla sex with waifu!

>>16261670
I love how the sudden complaints about this came out of nowhere and never seem to be more than one or two guys at once.

>>16261668
I'm guessing it's that one furry who commissioned a LOT of Raiju headpat pics.

>>16261683
Egregriously vanilla sex!

Somebody have a imgur of those cow girls? Can't be fucked to look in the archives.

>>16261682
You misspelled thicc.

>>16261687
>never
No idea how auto correct turned ever into never but fuck it.

>>16261644
Ara-awa

>>16261699
Does stretchy meat still make her drool?

>>16261703
Of course, she can't fight her instinct for some sweet meat

>>16261708
We are talking about anime meat, right?

>>16261718
The stretchiest

Where can I find a cute elf to marry?

>>16261718
He's likely referring to the meat that helps her make daughterus.

>>16261646
how much thats gonna take?

>>16261669
If Anons ever make it to the Monster Girl universe there will be a lot of confused monster girls.

>>16261730
Well, if it's ara-awa wendigos then I can see it happening.

>>16261740
Quite a bit, I imagine, monster girls are fairly durable so whatever is done to her will leave quite a noticeable bump.

>>16261615
>Stephen King is a "plebe"
The word is "pleb" if you're not going to use the full "plebeian" you insufferable cunt. He's also an English teacher and has written dozens of best selling novels over the years, which is probably more than any of you incorrigible /lit/ fuckwits.

>>16261741
Well I'm sure the bees will appreciate it.

>>16261741
Do Anons that are as dense as harem MCs exist?

>>16261728
Ask your neighborhood hippy for the best local spots.

>>16261728
You don't find Elves, you just HUNT THEM LIKE FUCKING ELKS

>>16261728
She's very cute. Is she a teacher?
>>16261756
But those poor Ogres.
>>16261757
Some might act like that just to screw with them.

>>16261638
>How young are we talking bout here?
Making loli monsters cum for the first time
Pounding a Jabberwock doggystyle and gripping her soft hips
Asking her if having her O-grader asspussy stuffed by adult cock feels good

>>16261741
Why?

>>16261741
We would hunt them down and waifu them.

>>16261741
I would immediately arm myself with a magic chastity belt and make my way to the Mist Continent to find my jinko waifu.

>>16261748
sounds like experimenting time

>>16261687
Leave them to their shit taste anon.

Words are but that.

>>16261763
Elves are for loving tenderly! Please do not even suggest such vile and barbaric things!

>>16261670
Pear-shaped is hardly meme-tier you shitter.

I want to share a huge bowl of spaghetti with my Kobold waifu!

>>16261794
To be fair, those aren't mutually exclusive things. Doing them both at once might be difficult, but once they understand their place...

>>16261741
>>16261764
It will all be ogre soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>>16261802
My waifu can't hold the chopsticks, so I have to feed it to her.

>>16261800
It is when it comes up every single time lolis are mentioned.

>>16261822
Blame elin.

>>16261816
My waifu can't hold chopsticks either, but we don't eat spaghetti with chopsticks! I do have to feed sushi to her and our daughteru though. Sometimes it's sushi in normal people pieces and sometimes it's sushi burritos, but even though they could probably feed themselves sushi burritos they want me to do it for them anyway.

>>16261833
Love Elin.

>>16261822
Because it's the best body type for them.

>>16261794
What about mating press for the purpose of procreation? coupled with extreme ear cuddling

>>16261838
Stop it, Anon, you are entering into a very flat terrain.

>>16261636
Despite the pictures we have I don't think anyone has actually scanned it yet, so never until it gets scanned

>>16261835
For some reason whenI read spaghetti I thought about some ramen and cup noodles.
It would be funny to see though, because my daughteru somehow managed to best them, so while waifu would be proud, she would also be jealous.

>>16261835
Hell, my waifu has to use utensils with extra large handles due to the size of her paws. I imagine chopsticks would frustrate her to no end.

>>16261863
That sounds adorable. I'm sure my waifu could use chopsticks if she wanted to since she does all sorts of paw dexterity exercises before bed each night, but she likes it when I feed her too much to try. What's so cute about it though is that she thinks I have no idea that she could use them if she wanted to.

Muscle lolis

>>16261871
What's your endgame?

>>16261878
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl lolis.

>>16261888
Suicide because Whitehorns fail to exist.

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Muscle lolis!

>>16261868
Yes, all of my waifu's and daughteru's kitchen utensils toothbrushes have big handles. Same with their toothbrushes. Their drinking glasses are also shaped irregularly so that they don't slip out of their soft, silky paws.

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl Hags!

>"Papa?! It's not what you think! I was wearing this for you! I-I mean I wasn't wearing this for you! Awawawa"
How do you react to finding your daughteru like this?

>>16261688
I never understood the issue with that. That actually resulted in some good Raiju art, headpatting be damned.

Raiju's just want your love, how you will give them that love is up to you.

>>16261874
Mine isn't really the patient type. She can't handle fragile things very well.
My daughteru though has some really delicate claws.

I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.

>>16261678
>It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.
You aren't allowed to complain about that anon. Don't you like fun and content?

>>16261906
Let her serve me drinks in costume.

>>16261888
Dripping wet Doe pussy.

>>16261845
You guys make it sound like the only body type though.

>>16261906
Find her a nice boy.

>>16261906
This outfit must be part of some larger elaborate surprise she has for me because my Kobold daughteru is always proud of the outfits she puts on to show me.

>>16261909
>I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.
I hope you'd have some way of making it up to her if he gets embarrassed!

>>16261906
Have "The Talk". I know she likes that one kid nextdoor and is planning to hit on him.

>>16261871
Sproink!

It's a hop, skip and a jump!

>>16261794

>>16261906
Take lots of pictures.

>>16261929
Somebody needs to tell those elves that bullying is mean.

>>16261929
This is why elves get raped.

>>16261929
So thats how elves get to be such powerful spell casters!

>>16261929
I came here for nice Elf nee-sans.

>>16261808
>once they understand their place
Which is?

>>16261920
Oh, I'm making her embarrassed in public for pulling a prank on me. I'm going to eat revenge on that restaurant.

>>16261929
I want to be bullied by elves

would they try triple snuggling me?

>>16261940
Beneath you in the missionary with the lights off or your little spoon. some fight this harder than others.

>>16261908
Commissioning the EXACT same thing over and over again is just wasted potential.

>Magical Girl Automaton
>Can't cast magic from her "staff"
>Uses it like a mace instead
>[Mysterious Automaton Alloy] comprises her outfit instead of the cloth seen on your typical magical girl
>Only projectile weaponry is a small shoulder mounted version of the average Automaton gun
>Has knee-mounted pilebunkers for emergency situations

>>16261942
I see! Nothing wrong with some playful revenge.

>>16261947
It's his money. If you want to see something else drawn maybe you could put some money towards that, or even just ask around instead of sitting around and complaining.

>>16261947
On one hand I understand your point, on the other hand I fail to see the issue simply because the images aren't that alike due to various artists and artstyles.

And that's ignoring the obvious 'its his money' argument.

>>16261911
>you're sitting on the couch with a glass of scotch in your hand and her sitting across your lap, her face is bright red.
>you bring your drink up to take a sip, which causes you to pull her in closer to you
>awawa-ing intensifies
don't tease her too much, anon

Please remember to think of the countless forgotten Kiki's, working hard to keep the world in order.

>>16261970
I want to adopt many kiki's and teach em how to play board games and MMO

>>16261970
I want to give my kiki a gym membership for a year as thanks and leave some muscle porn open on my laptop for her to see

>>16261970
Of course, I always pary at the nearest kiki shrine.

>>16261962
>That pic
I don't know about you, but I'd totally take Demonic energy injections to get the powers Monstergirls have.

>>16261970

What Undead types can withstand cold temperatures the best?

>>16261990
because they attack you at the shrine?

>>16262000
Spectral ones don't have cold joints to worry about getting stiff.

>>16261982
Would you leave a Kiki-Stronk disc for her to find in plain sight?

>>16261977
>Kiki's playing board games and mmo's

This can only end well. Kiki's would be systematicly sweep their way through any MMO and quickly control the economy.
Though I wonder what a Kiki would play in a board game

>>16262000
That is one flexible corpse.
And well-dressed to boot.

>>16262000
all of them

>>16262008
They always choose the thimble or the iron.

>>16262008
Yep.
Right out in the open for her.

I'd even put her name on it

>>16262013
Corpse girls need to exercise regularly to keep rigor mortis at bay!

>>16262019
Only Jiang-Shi have that problem, among many others like barely having any art.

>>16262046
Just give them a nice massage.

Elf wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?

would she be lewder?

>>16262053
>would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?
Any waifu would still love you after attaining Wighthood, so why ask that question?
>would she be lewder?
On top of Undead Kingdoms would be a nice change from the forest she spent centuries hobbled up in, fucking in them would be a grand experience so sure.

>>16261476
Question from /tg/.

What would happen to the world if 50% of women on Earth were to turn to monster girls?

Their birth-ratio would be 50% men, 25% normal women and 25% monstergirl.

>>16261838
Have you heard of the amazing power of technicolor anon?

>>16262076
I keep hearing here that wights dont stick to one man for too long unless i misinterpreted that

I mean she literally died in some accident while you were away and was re-animated as a wight

>>16262079
That's not how it works. Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls. It's the CG's only saving grace against the DL. Kindly learn the lore.

>>16262079
Marriage rates go up, divorce and suicide rates plummet, and the world's culture becomes a great deal more sexual.

>>16262083
Nice, I didn't know Barb colored that.

>>16262079
>>16262089

>>16262079
Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls

>>16262087
I think you're retarded anon.

I love spiders!

>>16262083
>Dat translucency on the left
>Sweating.jpg

>>16262100
I like them to look a little more deadly.

So there are a couple of us who commission art of our favorite monster girls

But what kind of art do you think do you think they commission of us?

>>16262107
Glory shots of me at work, or coming out of the water all majestic.

>>16262098
Anon he's giving you a hypothetical situation. If half the women in the world suddenly became monstergirls without explanation and they had a birthrate of 25% monstergirls, 25% humangirls, and 50% human boys, what would happen?

>>16262107
I would like to imagine I get drawn playing music. Or even writing.

>>16262079
Doesn't work on any level.

Biologically, it wouldn't work, and the way MGE works, the corruption that makes them sexy women means anything they fuck gets monsterized. No human women full stop and men become monsterized charicatures of regular human men in the same way that the humanoid female monsters like elves or dwarves are different than their original counterparts.

Humans from monsters is always extra retarded in any case. You don't sound like you're from /tg/ either since this sort of thing gets discussed all the time there about bog standard fantasy universes that make halfbreeds or have incompatible races.

>>16262079
>If 50% of the population turned into monstergirls
There'd be a third world war overnight, Arab nations would actually implode in on themselves.

It'd actually be kind of a win-win because the niggers and arabs would be too busy being raped stupid to do shit.

>>16262107
Anon blindfolded, tied up, and extensively molested by fluffy tail

>>16262107
None because my waifu has better money sense than I do.

>>16262107
Probably POV cuddling and vanilla stuff.

>>16262119
Do you think some monstergirls would commission art of them fucking other girls husbandos out of spite?
Because I could totally see shitposters from /hbg/ doing that.

>>16262053
>Wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

>>16262107
Not of me, that's for sure.

>>16262046
All that exercise gives them nice, toned bodies.

Making fun of a titty elf for having such a big chest! then proceed to grope and fondle her

>>16262107
Oh you know.

Their version of Hootch and Fatalpulse.

>>16262148
Going to mating press the Jiang-Shi. Going to make her all warm.

>>16262113
Then I sprout wings out of my asshole and fly for the honor of Valhalla. You can make anything up you like if you're going off cannon, but if you have a question about the setting we can help.

>>16262107
I can see her getting some embarrassing stuff of me. Maybe one or two serious one.

>>16262150
I think I know that image.

>>16262107
Anon sitting as his desk, in a nice suit, at his office job.

>>16262155
I'm not the guy who posed the question anon, I was just trying to clear up what he was trying to say.

>>16262089
>>16262098
>MGE is the only monstergirl setting

>>16262193
Female-only race is pretty much the difference between proper monstergirls and regular female monsters that just happen to be fuckable.

>>16262193
> MGE
> MonMusume
> MGQ
> lulwhatisgrekoromanliterature

It's the cannon.

>>16262193
This >>16262198
Anyways it seems like you want generic fantasy.

>>16262153
>Faceless fat old monster girls gangbanging and recording young anon giving the peace sign
>Drugs, corruption, mind break and hardcore bondage
Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>mg version of Hootch does a drugs/mindbreak doujin of their equivalent of Yotsubato

>>16262198
Just because monstergirls can give birth to regular human boys doesn't somehow make them not monstergirls.

>>16262204

>>16262202
>MonMusume
You may want to rethink that one.

>>16262202
>MonMusume
Nigga you're braindead.

>Vampire meeting a human man in a cravat and black evening jacket with silvery white hair and beard
>Thinks he's the genuine article vampire like her
>Turns out he's just an actor wearing false fangs, but she gets off on the dark fantasy anyway

>>16262207
It really does. But somebody else can argue with you about it.

>>16262204
>Young boys dying

That would kill the monster girls.

>>16262203
Regular Fantasy
>Monsterboys
>Regular monsters
>Most female monsters are furry or horrifying
>All monsters want to kill/eat humans
>Monsters still don't give birth to humans

Monstergirl Fantasy
>No monsterboys
>Almost all monsters replaced with monstergirls
>Monstergirls are cute and sexy
>Monstergirls only want to fuck and marry human men
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure it's monstergirl fantasy I want.

>>16262235
You got it right except for this.
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Ib4 "incubi are humans"

>>16262239
Isn't that what KC says?

>>16262087
>I keep hearing here that wights don't stick to one man for too long
No you don't.

>>16262242
No. They're monsterized human men and are a unique creature that has the energy of both human monster. They just look pretty close to the same, like corrupted demi races and Eros servants.

KC has also overwritten the passing stuff the Wandering Scholar said to that effect since introducing the Chaos girls

>>16262243
As I said, he's retarded.

>>16262247
See, I'm pretty sure I remember KC trying to say: "No Incubi are totally humans, just slightly corrupted so that they're better in every way!"

>>16262251
The same way that "It's totally not brainwashing, just your secret desire to be a total slut awakening!"

That was the MGE1 stuff anyway which if you read the paragraph, it actually says that the Wandering Scholar calls them human because of the same reason he makes no encyclopedia distinction between normal and corrupted monster in the profiles despite mentions of the different kinds, where the rest of humanity classifies incubi as monsters.

I WANT TO BE BULLIED BY SNAKES

How do you fluster a oni?

>>16262265
tunnel snakes rule!

>>16262239
>>16262247
Incubi are human

>>16262266
Indirect beer kiss.

>>16262274
here we go again

DARK
MAGE
WHEN?

>>16262274
Whatever helps you sleep at night Mr. Squidward.

>>16262266
Tell her how cute she looks wearing that frilly dress she hates but wore for you anyway.

>>16262266
push her down and pour water on her

>>16262270
>A lamia will never coil you up and give you a forced lapdance and striptease
>She'll never get her sisters to join her in relieving you of your virginity.

>>16262274
Stop replying you idiot. Report and ignore.

>>16261652
Let the thread ruin every fetish conceivable.

>>16262298
SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW

>>16262285
NEVER EVER

>>16262285
After Trumpart and Atlach-Nacha

>>16262306
Fuck that. I'll pay that peppy Moose girl down the road to do that. I'm staying inside cuddling my Wyvern until the Satanic sky ice is gone.

>>16262107
Playing with daughterus.

>>16262315
TOO BAD I DONT HAVE A FIRE BREATHER, WOULD MAKE SHOVELING THIS 1 TON PILE OF WHITE BULLSHIT EASIER

Do you remember what was the first MG related image you saved? i had this since years ago before i had an idea of what onis or mosnter girls were

>>16262322
probably something of the Zora princess from Zelda

>>16262295
>telling someone to report actual MGE discussion
That's either a whole new level of retarded or a dirty trick to get that guy a vacation for false reporting.

>>16262321
Again, just find a Moose and give her a couple bucks. She'll have your driveway cleared no problem.

Alternatively, you could probably pay her with a muffin.

>>16261652
>implying it wasn't always

>>16262322
No, but I remember my first MG-related boner

>>16262322
Damn, that's a tough one to remember. The most memorizable for me was probably the Hellhound and Cheshire top rape pic.

>>16262322
From a thread on /x/.

>>16262342
I don't remember Inque being quite so voluptuous.

>>16262284
They're just enhanced humans, if anything. Do we call the monster husbands who're changed to their waifu's tastes monsterboys as well? Are we really this autistic?

>>16262298
someone saved the edit i made

>>16262350
That's the best part about amorphous waifus

>>16262364
Slimes are just cheaters when it comes to body fetishes.

>>16262369
Such a damn shame Funk's a slave to the furrybucks.

>>16262298
Find a nice Yeti to bundle up with and ride out the blizzard

i want to nibble on her ears!

>>16262378
>>16262380
An elf's ears are her cutest features, no matter the type!
I want to cuddle a High Elf Ojou-sama and massage her ears while she blushes!

What would your reaction be to human girls trying to trick poor innocent anons into bed by pretending to be MGs?

>>16262375
Unfortunate, but if I could live off of charging furries too much money for drawings

I'd

Well

I'd consider it at least?

Will you take responsibility?

>>16262321
>Fargo Man Arrested for attempting to melt snow in driveway with homemade flamethrower

>>16262396
Where's that one greentext?
The answer is "yes" by the way.

Tomboy Onis are the oni ones for me!

>>16262389
You act like karma wouldn't strike them by causing them to actually become monstergirls.
Though now I'm imagining a chubby human nerd kidnapping a boy to rape so she can become a monstergirl and drown him in her love.

>>16262402
No imagedumping senpai.

>>16262417
im elf posting.

>>16262412
What is it about fantastic skin colors than is so great?

Someone who speaks moonrunes, is crabman opening up more chances to be drawn with your waifu?

https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/809066118098796544

>>16262418
Same thing.

>>16262418
You're wasting images you retarded faggot, stop

>>16262380
>>16262378
>>16262402
>Alien and two filthy halfbreeds

Where's the beef?

>>16262421
I have no idea.

>>16262421
They're exotic and inhuman.

>>16262425
no image posting allowed on an image board!

>>16262425
He's definitely new unfortunately.

>>16262431
Like monstergirls?

>>16262425
>>16262435
>Posting images of perfectly fine waifus is "wasting them"
For fuck's sake it's not like he's posting unrelated reaction images.
Stop whining and talk about how cute elves are!

>>16262412

These are your waifus now.

>>16262331
Unfortunately talking about a few different things that are actually part of MGE here will still start flame wars.
You're right though, asking people to report it is stupid.

>>16262445
Mmmmm nope. Still don't like ayyylmaos

Unless they're really basic shit like Twi'lek or Asari, I guess

>>16262438
Exactly!

>>16262445
Xenos aren't monstergirls.

>>16262445
They don't have enough legs.

>>16262445
We don't take kindly to 40kiddies or aliens around around here, friend.

>>16262107
>Snake girl who has her human boy daki pit and a shrine dedicated to her husbando, and spends her nights tightly clinging onto her daki in hopes she gets him one day
>Gazer who somehow manages to get a whole bunch of art of her human boy all the time but sometimes forgos eating to fund her commissions
>Mom and daughter duo who commission bizzare latex images of their husband

>>16262444
Oh geez I got a tent in my pants.

I want to marry a snake and start a family.

I want to be constricted by smooth, cool scales and soft skin.

>>16262433
>>16262440
/jp/ is a slow board, and we can only post 300 images per thread, but since your newfaggotry is blatant it's easy to tell that you aren't aware of those facts.

>>16262473
>Imagefaggotry
Oh boy, it's been a while since we had this but it's never been this stupid!

>>16262473
i've been on /jp/ longer than you. i didnt know that monster girl fans were this autistic over their threads. I guess I'll just go back to vns and 2hu if you are going to cry because somebody is posting related images in a thread.

>>16262452
>Xenos aren't monstergirls
Draenei are pretty MG.

>>16262457
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

>>16262471
Are you willing to sacrifice some of your bones to start a family?

>>16262477
Are you the guy that spams new threads the moment a thread reaches 300 images?

>>16262480
He's a shitposter anon, don't pay him any mind.
Besides, we're early in the thread and we haven't even used half of our images.

>>16262480
its just courtesy, mate. We have to save our images as much as possible to keep one thread alive as long as possible.

been doing it forever.

>>16262486
How dare you even think that I'm that shitbird.
I just understand that we can use images if they're on topic and elves are on topic.

>>16262491
Tough shit, blatant image dumps are always frowned up on in these threads even if the images are topical.

>>16262489
Conserving Images =/= getting assravaged over people posting on topic images anon.

>>16262482
Nah. No more than Vulcans are elves.

>>16262480
>>16262489

>>16262496
Oh come on, they're space goats

>>16262493
>Image Dump
he posted FOUR gifs anon.
Talking to a brick wall would be more intelligent conversation than this.

>>16262494
not that guy so dont blame me

>>16262497
so why haven't you left yet?

>>16262496

>>16262494
Not him but when there's only 1.5 images per person in the thread and somebody starts dumping, it has a pretty big effect.

>>16262507
Okay, seriously anon? Not on topic.

>>16262509
Oh god you somehow got worse.

>nobody remembers that time a guy decided to spam dragongirl images before taking the hint that he should've made an imgur album

>>16262517
that was yesterday

>>16262514
How the hell is it not on topic when she's literally a monster girl?

>>16262507
Pretty crappy goat picture, honestly

>>16262518
I'm referring to an incident that occurred a few months ago, not yesterday.

>>16262500
Alien means not monstergirl. Doesn't mean they're not sexy or but they're not on topic. Blizzard stuff isn't any big loss anyway.

>>16262520
Because she isn't, she's an ayylmao.

>>16262520
ayys dont count, never have.

>>16262459
I like to believe/hbg/ has just as many husbandofags as there are waifufags here

>>16262500
Ayylmaos still aren't MGs.

>>16262528
>>16262529
>Not understanding how the Nether works

>>16262528
>>16262529
This

>>16262517
I remember him. It was the rabbid dragonfag I think.

>>16262535
>still thinking anyone gives a shit
Not allowed, end of discussion.

>>16262452
Neither were robots.

>>16262526
>>16262534
This is stupid

Would you consider the Night Elves to be MGs? You should since they're even less human than normal elves

Well a draenei is a night elf with cloven hooves, horns and a tail. All things that are acceptable here

You guys are idiots

I mean fucking orcs (in WoW) are as much aliens as draenei and nobody gets autistic about them

>>16262544
Have you considered that this isn't a WoW thread?

>>16262541
What're you going to do? Cry me a river?

>>16262543
And then we got an official robot Monstergirl. So when KC makes an actual alien monstergirl from outer fucking space, then aliens will be allowed.
Chaos girls don't count.

>>16262544
Nobody posts WoWshit but the one guy who never shuts up about blueberry elves.

>>16262550
Im going to ignore you.

>>16262551
Automatons are Magitek Golems, not regular robots. So it hasn't changed anything really.

So
I like to think that a salamander's tail is sensitive to normal touching.
I wonder how it feels to rub salamander tail? must be a tad different to the lizardgirl/dragon tail

>>16262549
Have you considered that draenei are satyrs but better cause they're blue/purple/white?

>>16262551
>Chaos Girls don't count
No shit, Shoggothes for the most part are from Earth to begin with.

>>16262560
The burning part must have a quite exquisite feel, but it would be hard to touch considering they would probably start burning even harder the closer you came.

good night anons and remember to at least pour 3 gallons of love inside your waifu every day

>>16262569
But what about burning the thread?

>>16262571
It's already on fire. Just kick back and grab a beer.

>>16262571
Have we started the fire?

>>16262571
Invincible monster girls are running around raping our churches, burning our women

>>16262575
We didn't start the fire. It's always been burning since the world's been turning.

>>16262576
They are cooking our crops,corrupting our women and bringing daugherus into our homes

are we gonna stay still and do nothing?

>>16262559
>So it hasn't changed anything really.
Except you can post all the robots you want now

>>16262575
The fire rises.

Better eat an eclair from Claire.

>>16262560
Its things like this where I again A salamander stunned in pleasure as her husband molests the fuck out of her tail

>>16262573
I don't drink that much.

>>16262575
It's quite cold, so maybe a fire is nice.

>>16262576
Are they OC lilims?

>>16262560
The scales would probably feel extremely similar to a lizardman's, but there'd be a feeling like sticking your hand under a heat lamp that would intensify the closer you got or the more worked up she became.

>>16262551
I don't see why we shouldn't allow xenos. Are we really just going to wait for KC to give us one, so we know we're allowed to talk about them?

What's wrong with space goats? They's as monstergirl as say, a satyr.

>>16262582
Except not, though. Automatons are just Warforged. They have very little to do with actual robotics.

>>16262585
I imagine*
fuck me im out of it this morning

>>16262590
Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats, I'd say not allowing them and other Xenos is justified.

In that regard just make a WoW thread on /d/ for that kinda shit.

>>16262590
its silly but that's how it is.

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
I love Draenei so this probably pisses me off even more than you

>>16262590
It's an effective policy to keep this place from being overrun by non-monstergirls. Like that old Quarian spammer we used to have. This is the monstergirl thread, not the nonhuman thread. Just wanting to stick your dick in something doesn't qualify it as a monstergirl.

>>16262590
There's some pretty disgusting xeno stuff out there

But so long as we basically adhere to anti-furry rules none of that shit should be acceptable anyway

>>16262591
Then tell that to all the robot-posters who have come in, or grown more vocal since automaton was released.

>>16262596
This isn't justification. Faggots slap shit on everything. Faggots slap cocks on monstergirls and have them peg monsterboys. It doesn't mean we stop posting monstergirls.

>>16262601
Until KC makes it one. Is the definition of a monstergirl really "KC drew it"?

>>16262601
I'm now reminded of that fag that'd post that scaly from X-Com 2, and even made a rather long post detailing how we should accept them.
Hell, he even made a thread that had one as an OP that fucker.

>>16262609
Just go make a Xeno thread on some other board faggot.

>>16262611
I love the XCOM-2 snakes

It proved to me that even though I love lamia the most out of any monstergirl race, I'm still nothing even approaching a furry because they did absolutely nothing for me

>>16262613
To be honest I'm not even saying this because I care about draenei. I'm saying this because I wanna talk about demon hunters but the whole "No draenei" thing translates to a "No Warcraft" thing. But demon hunters are fucking cool dammn it.

>>16262609
>Is the definition of a monstergirl really
My definition has always been a female race with a fantasy or mythological basis. But that's just me.

>>16262609
There are Xeno threads on /aco/ if you want alien girls anon.

>>16262620
Warcraft is pretty bottom of the barrel. But I'd say the same thing about all the Monster Hunter fags so meh. If they're not aliens then go for it I guess.

>>16262620
I don't think demon hunters are cool, but the strange skin and glowing tattoos thing has been a real turn on for me ever since Midna

>>16262620
Tough luck then.

>>16262623
There are succubus threads on /x/. Does that mean if you want to talk about succubi, you can't do it here? The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

KC hasn't drawn a pheonix yet. Am I allowed to talk about them?

>>16262633
>The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

No. The difference is whether it came from outer space or not.

>>16262633
Again, Xenos aren't monstergirls. Succubi and Phoenixes are.

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that gets slapped on them
You can just as easily ignore that shit unless you go full Bob-tier faggotry and make them actual dickgirls with no female genitalia.

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
This is the real problem.

>>16262650
Which happens a lot

And doesn't excuse dick in the first place

>>16262651
Futa faggots deserve to die

>>16262637
What about Aisha clanclan? I've seen people defending posting pictures of her.

Out of space or from another planet? Because MGE isn't happening on earth. All girls would be aliens technically. Xenos.

Xenofags are insufferable.

are succubuts good JENGA players?

>>16262656
Xeno is relative to the homeworld, always has been. Aisha like many old popular things is talked about sometimes but is not on topic. She only ever comes up in a "When I was a little kid I got X fetish from Y" situations anyway.

Living weapons are fun

>>16262663
Nobody is a good player
you are either lucky or a loser, such is the way of jenga

>>16262651
But it isn't. We're the most hostile environment on this website when it comes to futa. Why would it make any difference?

Sure there's an argument to be made for quantity, but if it's just the fact that people like slapping dicks on them, .less has drawn futa hellhounds before. We still post them.

>>16262664
Fair enough. I just remember pointing out at one point that she was technically a xeno and shouldn't be posted. Got met with faggots jumping down my throat. I have the impression that there are double standards at play.

>>16262657
>He doesn't want a Xenomorph to give him a pharyngael jaw blowjob
Step it up fampire, you'll never out-fetish me.

>>16262670
I'd like an automaton that watches me sleep. Records it too, for later use.

Are entities from other dimensions xenos?

>>16262706
I wonder if sneaky MG good at breaking into places could sell footage of cute boys sleeping. Not even being raped in their sleep, just sleeping. I bet nightmares and succubi could get some special wet dream videos pretty easily though.

>>16260980
>>16261004

....at least I have chicken.

>>16262725
Too cute!

>>16262725
Spooked wyverns a cute. They can kill by causing a heart attack.

>>16262725
That's some damn cool armor.

>>16262725
care to do a birthday ryu doodle

What if Hajime Katoki drew an Automaton?

>>16262738
Legs for days? Cute, narrow waists?

>>16262725
>Leeroy, Krashim and the massive flamer raid leader from the other onyxia video go hunting dragons

If Mamomo mana had you hibernate during the winter with your waifu, letting you cuddle for three months straight, would you do it? Any commitments you have would obviously be ignored during those months.

>>16262741
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Also, don't forget the decals.

>>16262737
It's better to request in the blue moon chance that drawfags are actively taking them.

>>16262747
>Also, don't forget the decals.
You'd have to make those yourself if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

I'm thinking tribal style semen art. I hope you have good blast control or at least a nice set of brushes.

>>16262737
Here is a nice Ryu dreaming about you and birthday cakes, Anon. She wishes you were there.

>>16262744
>Leeroy, Krashim go into Wyvern-Mama's cave
>Krashim gets feared into the whelp caves
>Leeroy runs in
>Both of them come out covered in spooked loliverns with the raid yelling at them
>THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

>>16262725
>chicken

>>16262585
>>16262588
>salamander struggling to stay calm while anon goes to town on her tail
>"Let me go! were supposed to be fighting."
>Anon tells her that she's weak if the lets a grapple like this beater.
>the tail gets hotter as the salamander struggles harder out of arousal

>>16262764
I didn't mean that raid leader and not that flaming either. I saw the other less known video on /v/ once, the raid leader sounded like the most stereotypical flaming faggot possible and boss glitched out and killed them all or something.

By some circumstance or other, your waifu has found herself in a situation in which she can monsterize a defenseless human girl.

Does she take it, and if so, does she enjoy it?

>>16262777
I tell you to fuck off

>>16262777
fuck off shoggy

>>16262777
If it means having sex with someone other then her husband, then no.

>>16262777
>Another for the harem
As long as the girl was into me, Id give her the all green

>>16262777
>Dragon waifu makes defenseless human girl fight
>If she manages to draw just a single drop of blood from waifu she may drink it and get a bit of that dragon mana on her

I guess my waifu would enjoy it depending on how good the girl is with a weapon.

>>16262777
Yknow, a dormouse offering a girl some tea would probably be pretty effective. She might do it.

>>16262799
>Anon thinks Dragon's blood works like Ushi blood
>Because that's how his waifu's blood works

>"It was about that time I noticed she was an arachnid from the Showa era"

>>16262830
A fine hybrid species for dragonia.

Look at this pretty office dog!

>>16261718

>>16262842
she can ask me to work overtime any day of the week