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Simplicity and oppai.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16227972

Cute Dragons!

>> No.16227976
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16227976

>>16227965
Keep them warm, will you?

>> No.16227983

x is best girl

>> No.16227984

So what canid MG is there that hasn't already been covered by MGE?

Also, I thought kobolds were lizards?

>> No.16227989
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16227989

colour when

>> No.16227990

>>16227984
Wolf Tengus

>> No.16227992
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16227992

>> No.16227996

>>16227965
It's freezing cold outside, I require a White Horn"s coat and hat and a Yeti's scarf

>> No.16227997

>>16227992
Cute

>> No.16228001

>>16227984
We could have Ice wolfs maybe? Something like Fenrir would be nice to cuddle in the winter.

>> No.16228002

>>16227984
Kobolds are all kinds of thing. In Warcraft they're all rat-like.
>You no take candle!

>> No.16228010

What do Werecats have other the other feline monstergirls that makes it unique besides the nice pair of shorts they were

>> No.16228016

>>16228002
I've got a 'candle' for that Kobold.

>> No.16228017

>>16228002
I wanna see a giant rat girl now, with a hard helmet and a candle melted onto it.
>>16228001
>Cold hellhounds
I could dig it.

>>16227990
I forgot those existed

>> No.16228021
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16228021

Grabbing your slime's core is practically abuse, do not do it.

>> No.16228023

Last thread didn't archive, got nuked? Was I right about the damn kids out of our lawn?

>> No.16228026

>>16228023
>>16214629

>> No.16228032

>>16228017
Not really cold Hellhounds, but more of a lonely wolf type. I feel like we ned a more honorable-like wolfy.

>> No.16228033

>>16228021
>that story where the MC keeps a Slime's core in a pouch while travelling across the desert
Is it really that bad?

>> No.16228035

>>16228026
Weird...I couldn't find it for the life of me. Much appreciated anyway.

>> No.16228038

>>16228010
>besides the nice pair of shorts they were
The profile Werecat has those things on, but naturally a Werecats choice of pants (or lack thereof) is up to them.

>> No.16228042

>>16228021
I'm gonna touch slimes' cores when taking the train.

>> No.16228066

>>16228042
You can't just stick your hand inside a random lady on the train and start fondling her most sensitive and private bits anon, that's pretty messed up.

>> No.16228067
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16228067

Well?

>> No.16228074

>be in the high school photography club
>have expensive Polaroid camera, a real antique
>a female teacher wants you to take some boudoir pictures of her
>she promises you good grades if you do it and don't tell anyone
>you go to her place
>candles and lace everywhere
>set up
>take pictures
>take a LOT of pictures
>she poses in a nathrobe
>she poses in a nightgown
>she poses in a corset, stockings and garterbelt
>she poses with just the corset
>she poses without it
>staring at her nude form and listening to the shutter you suddenly remember that Vampires can't even be captured on film
You're one dumb kid.

>> No.16228075

>>16227965
>Random monster girl on the wiki to see which one I'll draw
>Werecat

I can hear them lewdly purring on my ear.

>> No.16228078

>>16228074
He's lucky she seems to like the dumb ones.

>> No.16228080

>>16228066
Why is it ok for monster girl to fondle boys' private parts but not the other way around?

And don't say that boys are asking for it

>> No.16228082

>>16228074
>nathrobe
Bathrobe, dammit!

>> No.16228083

>>16228075
Ooh, go for it drawfriend.

>> No.16228085

>>16228080
It's not okay.

>> No.16228088

>>16228080
Boys are asking for it

>> No.16228090

>>16228083
I'm not a drawfriend, friend. Just a random anon that may or may not become an artist.

>> No.16228093
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16228093

>"Oh Anon? What are you doing here? It's naughty to find your boss when she's relaxing after a stressful day. And for a human boy to be in such a seedy place like this, how unprofessional! Maybe we need to have a boss-to-worker chat... Behind closed doors of course~"

>> No.16228095

>>16228090
Ahh

>> No.16228099

>>16228093
Is this where she can pretend to be a big sister?

>> No.16228102

>>16228093
Woah shit, that's some crazy wondeland cup holding technique.

>> No.16228103

>>16228093
>that pipe
You're unfair.

>> No.16228113 [DELETED] 

>>16228002
>>16228033
>>16228074
>>16228075
>>16228093
>>16228103

Who are you quoting?

>> No.16228116
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16228116

Moth noises.

>> No.16228118

>>16228113
Another universe. How dumb can you be, Anon?

>> No.16228132

>>16228116
But are they angry moth noises?

>> No.16228135

>>16228099
Anon, don't say her fetish out loud! Not here in front of her mobster friends!

>> No.16228139

>>16228132
They are noises.

>> No.16228142
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16228142

Fat loli butts drive me nuts!

>> No.16228145

>>16228135
WOCK HAS AN OUTOUTO FETISH

>> No.16228150

>>16228142
Here tits are too big for her to be a loli

>> No.16228155

>>16228135
It's a pretty cute fetish

>> No.16228159
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>>16228145
No shame in that.

>> No.16228163

>>16228074
H-how about some shots in just pantyhose?

>> No.16228164
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16228164

How rare are mutations in MGE? Pic kinda related.

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>>16228116
Posting best moth

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>>16228142
Best on Wights.

>> No.16228172
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16228172

>>16228145
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.16228174

>>16228164
Open to interpretation.
Also, I'm happy that Nav finally made a gallery.

>> No.16228176

>>16228164
that's a nice whitecap

>> No.16228184

>>16228176
>whitecap
So repeated sex with her will turn her red?

>> No.16228187

>>16228172
I hope oneesabbath becomes real thing but dark mage looks more like regular monster spellcaster

>> No.16228190

>>16228184
It means she already had a lot of sex.

>> No.16228191

>>16228184
Yeah, you gotta be careful around the because they're true monsters of momentum. Hold back, try not to cum too soon, and tire her out ASAP, because once the ball gets rolling, it won't stop until you both pass out

>> No.16228195
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16228195

Is it really such a bad thing to want to be owned by a loving mistress and lead a carefree life as her toy?

>> No.16228197

>>16228184
Call her a titcow if you want to speed that process up.

>> No.16228198

>>16228195
Not at all, jut make sure to do all the domestic chores

>> No.16228200

>>16228195
Not really. Follow your dreams, Anon.

>> No.16228202

>>16228164
That's up to the reader.
It's known to happen but outside of that you can say what ever the hell you want about it.

>Lich experiments on the mutated redcap
>Puts the gene into several redcaps so that their kind will become one too.
>Normally it's a recessive gene but now is a dominant one.
>Send them out into the world
>"Fully grown" redcaps start appearing all over
>Sabbath goes into full panic mode
>Lich is just writing down the results and see what monster girl she should studies the mutation on next.

Would be fun too see.

>> No.16228204

>>16228074
>walking into a vampire's house

First mistake right there. She's not letting you out.

>> No.16228206

>>16228195
As long as you find a good mistress. No.

>> No.16228207
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16228207

Posting new wife picture again.

>> No.16228209

>>16228164
I want to give that Whitecap a haircut and make her wear some tight short-shorts and skull themed stocking.

>> No.16228210

>>16228195
It's not bad. Who said it's bad?

>> No.16228212

>>16228195
There is nothing wrong with it. It's the perfect lifestyle.

>> No.16228213

>>16228207
That tar-like substance is very versatile.

>> No.16228215

>>16228209
*skull themed stockings

>> No.16228216

>>16228210
Well it just feels like I'm being irresponsible.

>> No.16228219

>>16228209
>a haircut
delet

>> No.16228220

>>16228213
Liquid demonic energy.
Super useful.

>> No.16228223

>>16228195
Her whip is her tail... clever.

>> No.16228231

>>16228202
I'd help that Lich with her experiments if only to see how the Sabbath reacts.

>> No.16228232

>>16228195
Sometimes I forget that Succubi can be rich too. Usually it's the Wights, Vampires, Tanukis, Dragons or Griffons that come to my mind first when I think of rich monster girls.

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>>16228219
I just want to see a Onee-Redcap with fluffy shoulder length hair, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.16228238
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>>16228233
But long and wild hair are the best!

>> No.16228241

>>16228093
$60 Gao.

>> No.16228242
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16228242

With a cold snap like today's I can't help but think of all those griffon husbands nestled secure in their nests, their seven foot wife's body a perfect mattress of firm muscle, silky skin and soft fur, her wings enveloping him in the fluffy warmth of a tight wing hug.

And of course the boob pillow. Can't forget the perfect boob pillow.

The only problem is he can't get out of bed without permission, but that's not really a problem is it?

>> No.16228243

>>16228233
If you cut her hair the white time limit will be decreased too. I hope you're ready to take care of your onee-san.

>> No.16228252

>>16228242
>tfw snow is already gone but there's still ice left on the sidewalk

Ice Queen-sama pls

>> No.16228256

>>16228242
I want a Griffin that fights crime!

>> No.16228259

>>16228242
>Can't get fluffy winghugs because waifu is a dragon

I would love to tease her like this.

>> No.16228267

>>16228256
>A Griffon who gives hatesex to criminals

I'm OK with this

>> No.16228272

>>16228231
>Anon helps her all that he can
>Due to all the sex she's now extremely powerful
>Some Baphomet starts to find out it's the Lich
>Her and anon defeats the Baphomet when they come to confront her.
>She decides to put the gene in them and wipe their mind of any memory of this.
>Send them back
>"Onee-Baphomet" starts to pop up at an alarming rate. They have no idea why or how.
>The sabbath holds a class-X crisis meting.
>The Lich is very pleased with Anon.

Look at what you did anon.

>> No.16228273

>>16228267
>Griffon guards
No one shall escape unraped.

>> No.16228284
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We're taking this to space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

>> No.16228286

>>16228272
I want to show up at one of their meetings unexpectedly to tell them exactly what's happening and exactly why they can't stop it.
Then have my Lich Waifu pull me out with a tether portal spell before the Sabbath can retaliate.

>> No.16228291

>>16228243
>I hope you're ready to take care of your onee-san
I certainly will.

>> No.16228292

>>16228272
Mind-wiping Lilim-Liches need to be purged.

>> No.16228293

>>16228220
DE allows for a lot of innovation.

>> No.16228295

>>16228231
>>16228202
I would pay to see a series about Mad Doctor Anon and his Lich waifu.

>> No.16228296

>>16228259
Anon just make fluff covers for your waifus wing.

Or grow a tolerance to hard scales.

>> No.16228298

>>16228295
It'd be like Black Jack and Fran Midorikawa dating.

>> No.16228300

>>16228259
Dragons can absorb heat into their bodies right?

>> No.16228302

>>16228296
But I absolutely love my waifu's scales. It's just a bit of teasing to see if she gets mad.

>> No.16228304

>>16228295
That would be amazing.

>> No.16228308

>>16228242
I love everything about your post.

>> No.16228311

>>16228300
Yes, and they can generate it as well.

>> No.16228313

>>16228259
Oh dragons are like heated mattresses, and their wing hugs are plenty warm, just don't expect much softness aside from their breasts.

>> No.16228314

>>16228242
But you have to get up eventually. Maybe laze in bed until it's 1pm and the sky is just as dark and drizzly as it was at 6pm. And then make her some mushroom and garlic soup with some toasty garlic bread and have a munch before going back to bead and snuggling

>> No.16228327
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>>16228313
Some dragons are very soft though.

>> No.16228328

>>16228314
You should know better than to give your griffon food utterly lacking in any meat to tear up. Always have a slab of flesh available when you give her bread or vegetables.

>> No.16228329

>>16228302
>intentionally angering Dragons

Its your funeral.

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>>16228313
Even though her scales might be hard, her body warmth, voice and heartbeat makes her become a heavenly bodypillow. Sure, it's kinda evil to tease her by saying I wish she was fluffy liike a Griffon, but she knows I love her a lot.

>> No.16228335

>>16228313
But what about thicc/pudgy dragons like the Wock?

>> No.16228360
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16228360

>:3

>> No.16228361

>>16228328
It's okay we have roast horse later tonight. This is just something to whet her appetite.

>> No.16228366

>>16228360
No more monkey business.

>> No.16228368 [DELETED] 

>>16228273
>>16228329
>>16228202
>>16228204
>>16228252
>>16228259
>>16228272
>>16228267

Who are you quoting?

>> No.16228370

>>16228360
I want that long fluffy lemur tail, gonna wrap it around me like a scarf and rub my face in it.

>> No.16228374

>>16228366
She's a lemur though.

>> No.16228379

>>16228067
Dragons are old and busted, Griffons are the new hotness.

>> No.16228381

>>16228207
Nice butt

>> No.16228384

>>16228033
What?

>> No.16228388

>>16228163
Now here we have a consummate professional.

>> No.16228390
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16228390

>>16228207
Commission my wife sometime

>> No.16228391

>>16228207
The black good thing is so good.

>> No.16228396

>>16228384
The act of grabbing the core. Is it really that bad?

>> No.16228400

>>16228093
Ms. Booshwocky, we've been over this. You can't harass me before, during or after I'm attending customers on the bar.

Please refrain yourself from making any unprofessional jokes like this from now on.

>> No.16228409

>>16227984
Barghest, unless you count that as a Hellhound.
Fenrir.
Inugami.
Cerberus.
Waheela.
Not!Tim Burton's version of the Bandersnatch.

There's plenty to work with if you actually do the research. There's also a monster in D&D that's essentially a shadowy mastiff.

>> No.16228411

>>16228396
I more meant that story did you mean?

>> No.16228418

>>16228379
No. Griffons and Dragons can live in harmony. They're both great girls. It's just Dragons are more special to me.

>> No.16228419

>>16228411
Oh you wouldn't want to read it, it was one of Alpenstein's

>> No.16228420

>>16228419
Who

>> No.16228424

>>16228418
Both girls are full of pride. Arguments or fights might break out when you bring the two together.

>> No.16228428

>>16228420
Nevermind.

>> No.16228434

>>16228420
One of the laughing stocks when it comes to writers from this place, even though English isn't his primary language. He's actually Finngolian. The only thing I actually dislike him for, even if it's one iota, is giving rise that stupid and insipid 'Stinkypede' meme for Oomukades.

There's people that are more worth hating on.

>> No.16228447

>>16228409
>essentially a shadowy mastiff.
That's a hellhound. Barghest is too, though the witcher had a nice interpretation.
>Fenrir
>Inugami
Fenrir is just a werewolf though. I know Kc has a bad habit of turning individuals into species but I don't think its likely. Inugami is likely though as some kind of zipangu werewolf
>Cerberus.
Unlikely considering "It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them." In the Helhound profile. Seems they take Cerberus's place. Besides, be would probably make it three twin sisters of a hellhound with three personalities, since to date there's not a single multiheaded girl.
>Waheela
Very interesting. I'd a huge fluffy bear-dog.

>> No.16228454

>>16228447
I wonder how KC will handle the Hydra. Especially the cut off one head and two more takes its place thing.

>> No.16228458

Are slime bodies cold or warm?

>> No.16228460

>>16228447
>Besides, be would probably make it three twin sisters of a hellhound with three personalities, since to date there's not a single multiheaded girl.
Why not a personality shifting girl like the Chimera?

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>>16228447
>Fenrir is just a Werewolf
Yes, and Youko/Kitsune are both just fox women. Fenrir would actually be probably the closest canon equivalent to a Dire Wolf KC could create, given that in the Norse myths Fenrir himself was large enough to eat the sun during Ragnarok.

That and Dire Wolf could finally not be attributed to a fucking cuckold of a writer. I'm not disagreeing with you entirely, mind. I just have a thing for shibari puppers.

>> No.16228472

>>16228458
Probably depends on the surrounding temperature.

Also regular slime jelly has a refreshing taste but she won't share it easily.

>> No.16228476

>>16228334
I feel like I already cleaned this one.
Did I already clean this one?

>> No.16228483

>>16228476
It looks familiar.

>> No.16228487

>>16228460
>Why not a personality shifting girl like the Chimera?
What's what I meant with "or** a hellhound with three personalities"

>>16228466
>Fenrir himself was large enough to eat the sun during Ragnarok.
Firstly, shibari is shit. Secondly, Fenrir doesn't eat the sun, his son does. And I don't think Skoll was Literally large enough to eat the sun

>> No.16228489

>>16228466
>spoiler
yes KDF, we know.

>> No.16228491

>>16228476
http://files.catbox.moe/avdiur.jpg
I believe you did.

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16228497

What kind of Monstergirl would she be?
Also I feel like there's a distinct lack of ganguro Monstergirls.

>> No.16228507

>>16228293
Yes it does. I have more ideas I'm going to see about commissioning eventually.
>>16228381
Yes her butt is nice.
>>16228391
Her goo is wonderful.
>>16228390
But your waifu is yours and yours alone, anon.

>> No.16228510

>>16228497
>bimbo slut

No please

>> No.16228521

>>16228510
She's neither.

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16228540

>>16228487
My mistake, then. Loki and his family get me mixed up sometimes.

>Firstly, shibari is shit
Let's agree to disagree and leave it at that.

>>16228489
>Thinking I'm KDF
I'm something far more repulsive and loathsome than KDF.

>> No.16228543
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16228543

FAT FOX

>> No.16228548

>>16228540
Is this a dire raiju or something?

>> No.16228551
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16228551

>>16228543
She's trying to get in shape!

>> No.16228550

>>16228540
>I'm something far more repulsive and loathsome than KDF.
Is that even possible?

>> No.16228554

>>16228543
That's a cow!

>> No.16228555

>>16228543
beer tastes like wee

>> No.16228559

>>16228551
Sex is a form of training, isn't it? I can help her train!

>> No.16228560

>>16228550
Maybe he's Bollocks.

>> No.16228569

>>16228555
You would know all about that, wouldn't you?

>> No.16228583

>>16228497
I think I've said this before, she'd be a Succubus, but have no experience with sex.

>>16228510
Confirmed for not watching Galko.

>> No.16228589

>>16228551
MY PELVIS IS STILL SORE, please waifu no more sex for today

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16228591

>>16228548
It's Darkbeast Paarl from Bloodborne as a monstergirl. What's essentially a giant skeleton doggo boss with lightning powers. So she'd basically be the fusion of a Raiju and a Skeleton.

It's a shame too because that game had some pretty fun ideas for a monstergirl setting or even various MGs but it'd be a stretch to make them sexy because let's be honest Patches was some UncleBourbon fetish fuel.

>> No.16228601

>>16228591
>UncleBourbon
It's been a long time since I heard that name.

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16228605

So holsts (and presumably minos) pruduce milk for drinking, but what about Satyros? How would their milk compare, like a cows milk vs goats milk?

>> No.16228613
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>>16228591
Praise Kosm.

>> No.16228618

>>16228613
Kos, whose symbol looks like a tree.

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>>16228613
>>16228618

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>>16228605
It'd taste like Irish Creme.

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16228629

>>16228589
GO FOR TEN HUSBAND~!!!

>> No.16228634

>>16228476
Yeah you did. I was the one that posted it. It's just that I really like the original, I get a cute feeling from it.
Sorry for wasting your efforts.

>> No.16228641

>>16228627
I dislike all forms of alcohol, but i'd probably still drink with a satyr

>> No.16228649

>>16228634
Nah man it's fine, I just don't keep track of the ones I do.

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>>16228613

>> No.16228664

>>16228649
Say, you're gazerfag, aren't you?

>> No.16228669
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16228669

>>16225905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtLTxBYZHw

Thanks for reminding me of this.

You cunt.

>> No.16228672

>>16228560
Didn't he suicide

>> No.16228677

>>16228664
Yeah that's me

>> No.16228681

>>16228677
Ah, I was 99% sure that it was you.

>> No.16228685

>>16228252
Give the Ice Queen a big hug so she stops making it snow so much

>> No.16228686

>>16228629
That's a nice belly

>> No.16228689

>>16228629
>You're waifu cheering for you while having sex to go one more round.
Sounds nice.

>> No.16228690

>>16228507
You have no issues with interactions do you?

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>>16228629
only if she is gonna be gentle past round 10, i can only take so much snuggle per day

>> No.16228720

>>16228629
I feel like having sex with my waifu would be too lewd. After creampieing her she would crawl on top of me asking for more in a really lewd voice, followed by some really hot kisses to make me hard again.

>> No.16228744

>>16228623
I've seen this posted a couple times but I don't know what it means

>> No.16228756
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>>16228720
>Dragon wife begs for creampies daily
>Every year married with her she keeps upping the sessions up to one per year
>has gotten to the point where you have to creampie her several times per day after years of marriage

How do i convince her thats not healthy? and to not abuse my pelvis

>> No.16228783

>>16228756
Pamper her. Spoil her with attention love and treats. She'll learn that there is more to love than you creampies.

If you're lucky you'll get a haughty domiant dragon

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16228786

Hanging out with wintery and non-wintery Monstergirl types would be very comfy during the Holiday season.

>> No.16228795

>>16228756
Suck it up and mating press her until she's pregnant.
It takes a lot to impregnate a Dragon and she's getting a bit baby crazy anon.

>> No.16228796

>>16228756
I feel like my dragon would just get too lovey-dovey. She wouldn't get excited and forcey, just really mushy and sweet, trying to accomplish our goal of having a daughter.

She might be a cheerful dragon that is pretty active, but jesus she has a really sweet side in bed.

>> No.16228803

>>16228786
Don't trust the Wendigos!

>> No.16228826

>>16228756
Just go incubus anon.

>> No.16228831

Chubby, yandere dragons!

>> No.16228837
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>>16228803
Wendigos likely have a lot in terms of physical strength now that I think about it.

>> No.16228845

>>16228831
Cheerful, average Dragon!

Holy shit I love her.

>> No.16228849

>>16228831
/Fit/ haughty dominant dragons! But chubby and yandere are great also!

>> No.16228851

>>16228744
It's a bloodborne reference. Character depicted wears some metal birdcage on his head because he thinks it'll help him speak to the elder things. You could say he is a waifufag, and his waifu was a lovecraftian horror.

>> No.16228852

>>16228845
Are they tomboys?

>>16228849
Indeed, muscled himideres are also good.

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>>16228170
Wights and anubi are the best bottom-heavy lolis.

Even a young Wight would know her charm points, and tease and tempt you with them.
An Anubis would be almost the total opposite, completely ignorant of her sex appeal, until you give her an extended hands-on lesson on it and make her the most flustered little monster.

>> No.16228882

>>16228852
Mine is.
Average, cheerful, slightly tomboy sunset dragon.

>> No.16228901

>>16228882
Nice.

Does she wear spats?

>> No.16228908

>>16228744
It's a Bloodborne meme. I figured it's better than posting more sanzo

>> No.16228913 [DELETED] 
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16228913

>After many years of trying to impregnate your waifu nothing happens
>Come home one day and see this scene

how would you react?

>> No.16228916

>>16228913
NTR

>> No.16228920

>>16228916
This. It's probably not mine.

>> No.16228930

>>16228867
Her big brown butt just needs a good smack.
Provided she uninentionally presents it in this manner https://exhentai.org/s/4bf06b34e3/869037-24

>> No.16228934

>>16228916
>>16228920

now people got the wrong idea, i will just sweep it under the rug before this devolves into a NTR fest

>> No.16228947

>>16228913
If it's mine. God I hope it's mine. Then I'll probably burst into tears of excitement. I'm quite prone to being a little faggot.

>> No.16228949

>>16228930
Anubi have butts worth molesting.

>> No.16228950

>>16228934
I imagine your intention was that she had adopted a fake egg and was treating it as a baby but with your provided context, NTR was a pretty obvious first assumption.

>> No.16228956

>>16228901
You got it right again. She sometimes wear them with a skirt to just to tease me. She also wears sundresses because they are "light and chilly"

>> No.16228960

>>16228913
Be glad that the money we spent on that artificial insemination the doctor recommended for us was not spent in vain.

>> No.16228962

>>16228950
i imagined more like the dragon had....wurms level of brain power and didnt knew she had a egg inside

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16228971

On the subject of pregnancy, what's your headcanon about it?

Mine is that the more powerful a species is, the least compatible human sperm is (with some exception like Echidna)
That aside it all come down to the specifics of each species (mating season, menstrual cycle, etc...)

>> No.16228974

>>16228681
Well you were correct
>>16228690
Personally, no, I do not have any problem with cute interactions, but sometimes my wallet expresses a different opinion.

>> No.16228979

>>16228971
More powerful = Less fertile and less numbers.
Less powerful =More fertile and more numbers.

That pretty much is.

>> No.16228980

>>16228971
hence why vampires and dragons need alot of sex to MAYBE have one daughter but vamp mosquitoes have plenty at first night?

well, there is always the MG products and items to skew those odds

>> No.16228982

>>16228971
So realistically. Dragonfags have no chance?

>> No.16229001

>>16228934
It's fine, I'm sure people just wanted to make a joke.

>> No.16229003

>>16228971
>>16228982
I also follow the headcanon that

>Monsters and their human boys stop physically aging once they're married (So if your wife is a CC she stays that way, and so on, and it can only be changed with Wonderland and Sabbath shenanigans.)
>Lifespans sync to the longer one, so you could easily reach nigh-immortality if your waifu is the high tier one

So I'd always be the young cute bishie to my waifu's CC, and even if it took years to knock her up, we'd have all the time in the world.

>> No.16229008

>>16228786
http://files.catbox.moe/749vew.jpg
Really quick one here

>> No.16229013

>>16229008
Thanks!

>> No.16229026

>>16228930
She'd accidentally show off her ass and thighs without even realizing it. Stuff like bending over to pick up something from the floor or across a table, and sitting in your lap.

A loli Wight would do the same things, except on purpose knowing exactly what she's doing.

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I wont give up! no matter how long it takes, i shall give ojou sama the daughter she deserves

>> No.16229039
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>>16228930
Big Brown Butts are the best, no buts about it

>> No.16229047

>>16229003
>CC

Just to make sure. What does this mean?

And in reply. It's a pretty good head canon.

>> No.16229048

>>16229028
Keep going no matter what!
Even if her eyes roll back, even if her belly is swollen with seed, keep on going!

>> No.16229051

>>16229039
>no horns

>> No.16229054

>>16229048
But anon that means she is on pain and at her limit!

>> No.16229058

>>16229047
Come on dude

>> No.16229059

>>16229047
>Just to make sure. What does this mean?
Christmas cookie

>> No.16229063

>>16229054
It's all for the daughteru!
Don't stop, she can take it!

>> No.16229068

>>16229047
Christmas cake i.e. older woman.
It lacks the "second hand goods" implication of "MILF."

>> No.16229069
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With how many tails do you like your foxes? and how fluffy?

>> No.16229076

>>16228971
That rarer the monster the harder it is to impregnate. Mostly because it's incompatible. However, by having a lot of sex and through some mating seasons and mamono mana, the monster body is going to become compatible with her husband's semen.

Man, it's being hard to post today.

>> No.16229080

>>16229069
Maximum tails.
Maximum fluff.

>> No.16229088

>>16229068
Weird. I always thought Christmas cake meant thicc.

>> No.16229093

>>16229069
Four, and fluffy enough to act as bed without making me itchy.

>> No.16229097

>>16229088
Christmas Cakes CAN be thicc though.

>> No.16229101

>>16229097
The thicker the better I say.
I'd love to find a christmas cake monster girl, species, mostly, wouldn't matter.

>> No.16229109

>>16229068
To be more specific, it refers to women over the age of 25, which is considered "past marrying age" in Japan.
She's like a Christmas Cake, no one wants her after the 25th.
Christmas Cakes are for healing.

>> No.16229114

>>16229063
If you say so, next time i am just gonna eat many mushrooms and mating press her until she got the daugheru

unless she protests or wants me to stop

>> No.16229117

>>16229003
>higher tier one

So the more powerful your waifu. The longer you live or what?

>> No.16229122 [DELETED] 

Hi friends, I see there's no meta shitposting here, any advice on how to deal with it and keep out the anti-general autists?

Also Papi best girl.

>> No.16229137 [DELETED] 

>>16229122
They tend to stick around, and the ones these threads dealt with were Translatorfag dickriders with a hateboner for the MGE.

>> No.16229143

>>16229109
I wonder if the "official" CC age would vary by species.
Some of them are pretty much considered juvenile until 100.

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>That one MG people post in the thread that you want Da Hootch or Fatalpulse to make a doujin for

What's her name?

>> No.16229150

>>16229143
250 year old dragons.

>> No.16229152

>>16228980
I was considering putting Vampires as an example of exception, even though they are very powerful they're fairly close to humans biologically

>vamp mosquitoes have plenty at first night?
That would be pushing it
Even the lowest tier, most fertile monster like Large Mice would still have about 3 to 5% pregnancy rate, so if you creampie her over 30 times in one night then sure the odds are she'll get pregnant otherwise it will take at least a few tries

In comparison the most powerful, least fertile species would have some ridiculously small rate somewhere between the odds of being struck by lightning and winning the lottery

>>16229003
That's a given
I know some people like the idea of aging with their waifu but until we get a Phoenix or some other species to allow us to rebirth I'm not even considering it

>>16229076
I've thought of something like this too, not only does it make sense it's also an improvement to powerful species and I've got to admit, I'm a power-slut

>> No.16229153

>>16229148
Fuck that noise,

>> No.16229154

>>16228974
Well hopefully one day when it speaks, you'll remember.

>> No.16229162

>>16229150
The best kind of Dragon, but all her pent up lust is going to break your Pelvis and then some.

>> No.16229165

>>16229150
Yeah, that about sums it up.
Take 25 and multiply until it hits what that monstergirl's lifespan reaches into.

>> No.16229167

>>16228971
That's literally KC canon. You can't call it headcanon when it's just regular canon you dope.

>> No.16229170

>>16228560
Keep bogeymanning me, it's rather funny

>> No.16229179

>>16229162
Her mind is also going to be broken. Her hymen too I guess.

>> No.16229187 [DELETED] 

>>16229122
Meta posting isn't taken to kindly by the janitor. So the general thought is "at your own risk".

>Also Papi best girl.
>Not Lala
Sure anon.

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>>16229153
What anon, you don't want to see a nice White Horn be put through anything?

>> No.16229200

>>16229190
Not into that shit.

>> No.16229215

>>16229190
I want to see your waifu going through it.

Just kidding, I want you two to live a very happy life.

>> No.16229236

>>16229215
On a scale of 1-Troll Under Da Bridge, how villainous would a anon be if he commissioned a doujin with the most popular MG the thread likes?

>> No.16229248

>>16229154
I'll probably have more commission money next year.

>> No.16229249

>>16229236
It would be "no monster girl will ever want you" villanous.

>> No.16229254 [DELETED] 

>>16229122
>>16229187
>Not Miia or Tio
Please

>> No.16229258

>>16229148
Those are both absolute dogshit

>> No.16229259

>>16229190
>That fairy
Steady, penis. Stay strong

>> No.16229262 [DELETED] 

>>16229254
>Having great taste but not as great as me
Why are you even trying anon?

>> No.16229264

>>16229039
A loli Jabberwock with a big butt would be pretty good too. Wocks have that "submissive turboslut"-switch, she'd be ecstatic about getting a pounding.

>> No.16229268

I wonder if /fit/ dragons make an anon feel safe, protected and secure in their hugs. Knowing that a big strong dragon is always there for them, to protect them.

>> No.16229273

>>16229264
Where's Wockfag when you need him?

>> No.16229279

>>16229268
That's one of the reasons i love dragons, they're protective and strong.

After all you are her most valuable possession.

>> No.16229287 [DELETED] 

>>16229262
Because I know you're wrong.

>> No.16229289

>>16229279
There's a sad reality to that. Some poor Anon's don't think they're worth that much to a mighty and powerful beast such as a dragon. So they don't get the full dragon experience.

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>>16229268
>>16229279
>You will never be a Dragon's princess

>> No.16229299

>>16229289
Dragons get really sad when an anon like that appears and they can't heal each other either.

>> No.16229301

>>16229295
>Ywn be princess carried by a Dragon

>> No.16229335

>>16229295
What about a Wyrm then?

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16229342

How do Living Armors celebrate the Holidays?

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>>16229301
>She will never call you her most precious treasure

>> No.16229356

>>16229342
>Dragonslayer Armor Living Armor
You've piqued my attention.

>> No.16229368

>>16229354
>>16229301
>>16229295
Somebody make the pain stop

>> No.16229380

>>16229295
I'll be her Dogma if you know what I mean.

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So anons, how do you feel about monster girls who rough up their husbands?

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>>16229295
Being the most beloved treasure of a dragon is the best. Especially when they act greedy and possessive of their "princess"

>> No.16229407

>>16229384
She's a mean bully!

>> No.16229426

>>16229384
I poison the food of those weakling betas with Raging Mushroom.

>> No.16229430

>>16229384
My waifu roughs me up in training sessions.

>> No.16229439

>>16229384
I like it. I like a girl who asserts her superior strength and masculinity over me. Nothing wrong with that.

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>>16229384
Domestic abuse is not okay! My hellhound wife would never hurt me. She's very gentle, even when she's being rough in bed.

>> No.16229450

>>16229439
Girls are not supposed to be masculine, Anon.

>> No.16229458

>>16229450
What about the ones who treat you like the wife in the relationship? Just thinking of it is getting me excited

>> No.16229461

>>16229450
Human girls, if anything.

>> No.16229464

>>16229450
>he doesn't like handsome boys (female)

>> No.16229468

>>16229384
If an Amazon happened to be there she would beat the shit out of her.

>> No.16229473

>>16229384
Must be purged.

>> No.16229476

>>16229394
You know, I've been with my dragon for almost three years and I never really liked "princess". Sure there were a few times where I could see her saying it and me going with it, but I've never really liked it that much.
Prince is ehh too but I can go with it.

>> No.16229478

>>16229473
Paladin-chan go home.

>> No.16229485

>>16229458
>>16229461
>>16229464
Strength and dominance are not inherently masculine features. Just like Delicacy and Submissiveness aren't inherently feminine.
Otherwise, what are you supposed to be?

>> No.16229491

>>16229478
Any monster girl that's anywhere near Ogre-tier should be eradicated.

>> No.16229498

>>16229464
The only handsome boys (female) I like are Miyabi and Makoto.

>> No.16229499

>>16229384
Only if she's also my rival.

>> No.16229504
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>>16229446
i wouldn't mind if my hellhound wife gave me a couple pelvic bruises after a rough night of lovin
love bites and scratches especially

>> No.16229508

>>16229384
I know it's not really "roughing up". But I wouldn't mind being beaten around a bit by my waifu and then maybe some tight crotch squeezing and heavy pressure crotch stomping?

>> No.16229514

>>16229485
Good point.
>>16229491
>He doesn't want to live in the swamp
>>16229498
Good taste.

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>>16229504
Love bites and scratches are the best forms of rough loving.

I just don't want one to beat me up if I'm not in the mood for boning or something.

>> No.16229528

>>16229514
Swamps smell bad.

>> No.16229537

>>16229520
>Love bites

Be careful if your waifu does a "Marking love bite".

>> No.16229553

>>16229520
Anon, are you telling me that you don't want to fight your Waifu to decide if you fuck like rabbits or if you cuddle up and watch a movie?

>> No.16229564

>>16229553
>implying she wouldn't win everytime

>> No.16229572

I want to find a small tribe of oppai loli jinkos in the jungle.

>> No.16229576

>>16229450
I want a /re/ relationship with an amazon

>> No.16229582

>>16229537
Those are the best though.

>> No.16229583

>>16229576
*/rr/

>> No.16229598

>>16228396
A slimes core is extremely sensitive.
Grabbing their core is a strong sexual act, but can also act as a method to escape from them as grabbing their core essentially stuns them for as long as you hold it.

If you miss your grab however it's end of story.
And the start of allot of daughterus.

>> No.16229599
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>>16229520
playfighting and wrestling is a good alternative
If she ends up on top, she gets to do w/e she wants to you
If you end up down below her, you're at her mercy

>> No.16229603

>>16229572
That sounds pretty cute.

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>>16229553
>>16229599
I'd rather playfight and wrestle in the nude than throw punches.
I'm a sub for the wan so I'd end up on the bottom every time anyways.

>> No.16229618

>>16229564
>Implying she'd be your rival if she won every time.
Weakling.

>> No.16229630

>>16229603
Yep.
being an ambassador to this tribe of tiny tigers is fantastic.

Imagine entering their village and all of them curiously following you.

>> No.16229641

>>16229582
But it hurts. And my waifu doesn't use it in sex.

She breathes fire around to heat up her teeth and then gives me a chomp like a starving vampire.

>> No.16229650

>>16229612
But I want to be a human delinquent who ends up getting saved by a Hellhound delinquent who thought she was saving some passive little sub.
One thing lead to another and next thing we know her gang finds us walking out of a love hotel covered in bruises and exchanging numbers.

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16229668

>MFW reading that shit last night about the Dragoons
>MFW "Spartan"
I wonder if Anons realize that in Sparta, the women ruled the household and were basically political equals to the men. Human women having just as much political pull as Wyverns simply based on the fact that while the dragon women birth the daughters, the human women's boy-makers takes precedence for increasing the population.

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>>16229650
I'd rather be the childhood friend of a Hellhound who I reunite after years of being separated, only to learn she's now the toughest girl in school, and she has all her delinquent friends in the smug squad protect me from the bullies and rival gangs!

>> No.16229683

>>16229674
You can have your "childhood friend romance" with a Hellhound and I'll have my "rivals into lovers romance" with mine.

>> No.16229693

I'm Anon and I'm an incorrigible slut for foxes.

>> No.16229694

>open a Yeti's closet
>it's endless scarves
>no pants, no shirts, just scarves as deep as the closet goes in
>steal a wooly scarf to wear
>the Yeti fur in the scarf causes instant drowsiness
>wake up to an angry Yeti hovering above
Send help, it smells like hot cocoa

>> No.16229696
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16229696

>>16229683
I don't think there's a wrong way to love a monster girl.

I'm also fond of the love triangle, and the cute tomboy who thinks Anon can't possibly like somebody so unfeminine.

>> No.16229703

>>16229641
It hurts once, but the payoff is forever.
It's like getting a shot.

>> No.16229704

>>16229696
I want to fuck that Wolfu.

>> No.16229710

>>16229694
hope you enjoy Siberian yeti camps

>> No.16229712

>>16229694
>Angry Yeti
>Not smug Yeti
>"Couldn't resist my fluffiness could you anon? Don't worry, I'll give you a fresh dose."
>You'll never have your resistance broken by sheer comfy.

>> No.16229728

>>16229630
>Have to take part in a feast with all the oppai loli jinkos.
>They're all eating stretchy anime meat and looking at you, more than a couple warriors trying to show off by either A, subtly flexing their muscles or B, eating as much meat as they can manage

>> No.16229735

>>16229599
I wish I knew what that Hellhound was saying.

>> No.16229741

>>16229693
I'm Anon and I'm an incorrigible slut for vampires.

>> No.16229742

>>16229703
She's lucky that I love her.

>> No.16229757

>>16228021
reminder only dark slimes have cores

>> No.16229771
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16229771

What are your thoughts on MG's non-appendage extra toys?

Like hats for example.

>> No.16229780

>>16229771
I would rather drown

>> No.16229786
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16229786

I want to creampie a vampire every day until she is warm once more!

Is this picture allowed? its from a cartoon and all...

>> No.16229803

>>16229786
That seem like a pretty noble goal, anon.

>> No.16229806

>>16229693
Took the words right out of my mouth there, anon.

>> No.16229813

>>16229693
Replace foxes with the desire to get my blood sucked and that's me.

>> No.16229863

>>16229771
Well someone needs to test them out.

>> No.16229875

>>16229771
>Filename
Okay I laughed

>> No.16229881
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16229881

>>16229693

Yeah, I feel you.

>> No.16229901

>>16229881
Her fighting style is stupid.

>> No.16229908

>>16229901

I just want to fuck her, if I'm being honest with you.

>> No.16229916

>>16229901
Not really when compared to Reiji
>Saya quick draws 3 swords and has a gun
>Reiji quickdraws 3 swords along with a magnum and a shotgun.

>> No.16229919
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16229919

>>16229901
Most anime fighting styles are, anon. What's your point? Besides, any style that involves her taking off clothes and flirting with you as you fight can't be all bad.
>>16229908
This guy gets it. multiverse conquering tendencies aside, if I had a fox like Saya, I'd put so many babies in her that it isn't funny.

>> No.16229923

>>16229916
I thought he only had two?

>> No.16229933

>>16229919

I actually find the desire to conquer things attractive. In particular, I want Saya to conquer my dick.

>> No.16229937

>>16229919
While most styles are normally dumb, Im starting to gain a special hatred for Iaido

>> No.16229939
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16229939

>>16229923
He gets a third one at the end of the game, I believe, and Project X Zone shows him using three.

>> No.16229944

>>16229939
Ah, thanks

>> No.16229946
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16229946

I like how Reiji was practically raised by and now gets to fug this masochistic vidya loving fox.

>> No.16229947

>>16229939
I respect a man that spanks his fox on a regular

>> No.16229951

>>16229939
I need to get PxZ2 one day, mostly because I want to gank shit with Kiryu, Majima, Dante, and Vergil at the same time.

>> No.16229955

>>16229048
>>16229063
Anon, when it comes to immortal MGs, it't not how much you cum inside her, it's how often. Her womb is an impregnable fortress. You cannot break her walls so you must wear them down over time.

>> No.16229958
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16229958

>>16229947
They're asking for it.
Sometimes outright.

>> No.16229962

>>16229955
You just aren't trying hard enough!
Breach her walls!
Flood them with seed!
Fill them with babies!

>> No.16229964

>>16229947
>>16229958
You shouldn't spank foxes, they might get off on it.

>> No.16229971

>>16229962
Anon if you don't play the long game you'll start to doubt yourself and your virility and your waifu will grow to hate her own body.

Fuck for intimacy and pleasure only. Let procreation be a pleasant surprise.

>> No.16229975
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16229975

Seeing as we are talking namco stuff, have the dancing suzuka!

>> No.16229977

>>16229946
But he doesn't fug the fox. As much as she probably would want him to split her in half like lumber on his dick, he's to stubborn and married to his job to get the hint.

Actually I think he does get the hint. Which just begs the question of why he doesn't even more.

>> No.16229983

>>16229964
But anon, that's the point.

>> No.16229990

>>16229977
They actually do fug a lot.

>> No.16229991

>>16229971
You gotta bring your A Game every time.

If she's not walking away with a cum-stuffed belly then you haven't done your job.

>> No.16229996

>>16229975
I don't like seeing lolis dress lewd just like I don't like seeing a cake trying to dress like a 5 yr old. Act your age, damn it.

>> No.16230001

>>16229964
How is that a problem? I want to spank a fox on the butt until she is a sopping wet mess, hearing her yelp and see her tail fluff up at every strike.

>> No.16230003
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16230003

>>16229996
That loli has might fine birthing hips mind you.

>> No.16230004

>>16229991
>If she's not walking away with a cum-stuffed belly then you haven't done your job.
Yeah sure, but making her so inflated she looks like a same-size vore fetishist because you're so desperate to impregnate her with this one fuck session is silly and it wont work.

>> No.16230007
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16230007

>>16229881
>I want to know more about her bunny friend

>> No.16230012

>>16230004
Won't it?
Besides, who says it can't happen multiple times in a day?

What do you think magic is for?

>> No.16230028

>>16230003
mighty fine*

>> No.16230034

>>16230003
The only beast that little girl is going to stir within me is the beast of raspberries.

>>16230012
You're in the long game, bud. Prepare for centuries of multiple dickings a day.

>> No.16230049

>>16229990
Looked it up, and I guess they got married at the end PXZ2. So he has a masochistic weeb fox who likes getting her big butt spanked, and another fox who love to show off her assets after his dick. Some guys get all the luck...

>> No.16230050

>tfw on a 3DPD's sights IRL

Monstergirls are really running out of time. The mission's gonna be a failure.

>> No.16230065

>>16230034
Nice.

>> No.16230078

>>16230050
Don't do it anon. 3DPD succubi aren't the cute kind.

>> No.16230081

>>16229076
Well, I mean, I guess unless you're the DL. Then you can create an entire race of Lilim, standing as the (likely) strongest succubus in existence. Though sense succubi are actually the most common type in the setting, her fertility was never up as a question?

I guess this means Lilim are just super-concentrated succubi, like the next step in their evolutionary process. Although it does bring up the strange question of their ability to have children. We have an entire book out about Druella's ability to produce more monstergirls via corruption, but practically nothing on her or her sisters having their own kids.

>> No.16230083

>>16230050
Have faith brother

>> No.16230090

>>16230050
Well, at least I won't ever have to worry about that.

>> No.16230093

>>16230050
Monster girls aren't going to be real.

>> No.16230096
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16230096

You wouldn't right?

Right?

>> No.16230103

>>16230050
You'll regret it eventually and you'll be back. Trust me.

>> No.16230106

>>16230096
Yes.

>> No.16230110

>>16230096
My waifus way worse

>> No.16230116

>>16230093
Probably for the best. I don't think I could handle getting rejected by monstergirls in addition to human girls.

>> No.16230120

>>16230096
Burn with fire?

Of course!

>> No.16230127

>>16230116
You just have to meet a cute blind girl who won't judge you by how hideous you look, Anon, like a Kauai cave wolf.

>> No.16230133

>>16230127
I've considered that, but my shitty personality is still going to fuck me over.

>> No.16230135

>>16230050
>3DPD

I had TWO 3DPDs getting the hots for me. One was a powder keg of mental issues, and the second tried to kill herself. It was pure luck that I saw the red flags before I even considered going for them.

Never trust 3DPDs, man.

>> No.16230139

>>16230116
>getting rejected by monstergirls in addition to human girls.
See, this fear is why I wouldn't even attempt to go near a monster girl if they became real.

>> No.16230156
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16230156

I didn't know these existed.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudo-Matango_Mushroom

>> No.16230158

>>16228540
Now that's what I call a mad as fuck wank-beast!

>> No.16230163

>>16230156
I want to hate or fear the Matango, especially after seeing the movie. But for some reason, I just can't.

>> No.16230183
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16230183

>>16229962
JUST HOW MUCH SEED DO I NEED TO PUT INSIDE OJOU SAMA?

>> No.16230188

>>16230081
Actually KC said in a Q and A that the Mamono Lord is not any more fertile than other succubi, she's just had a lot of time to have children compared to most monsters (she's been married around a 1000 years).

>> No.16230194

>>16230116
Do you get some kind of twisted glee out of putting yourself down anonymously on the internet?

>> No.16230205

>>16230183
Enough that people think she's pregnant when she walks throughout the castle afterwards.

>> No.16230206

>>16230183
All of it anon.

She needs ALL of it.

>> No.16230207

>You will never be a Dragoon, Knight, or Samurai who feels more comfortable in your armor than dress wear
>You will never encounter an Oni who tells you she feels the same
Before ripping you out of your armored suit and shoving your face into two rosy red breasts barely restrained by a tiger bikini top

>> No.16230211

>>16230096

If it's MGE setting, she'll hopefully become a Hatter at some point, and I do love Hatters.

>> No.16230214

>>16230183
All of it. Now impregnate that vampire!

>> No.16230219

>>16230207
Oni motorboating has always been the dream...

>> No.16230220

>>16230207
>Dragoon
>Fucking an Oni
Dragoons are practically arranged to marry their Wyverns from the word "go" anon.

>> No.16230228

>>16230205
That will take a while

>>16230206
Gotcha

>>16230214
How i am sure i already gave my all?!

>> No.16230230
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16230230

>>16230207

I want a MG to tell me I'm really cool while I wear my armor.

I'm not kidding.

>> No.16230241
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16230241

>>16230228
If you can still get it up, you're not empty yet. You keep filling that ojou-sama until you physically cannot.

>> No.16230242

>>16230230
Show off your frame perfect dodge rolls!

>> No.16230251

>>16230242

I worked hard and sacrificed two ring slots to fast roll in this shit, you bet I will.

>> No.16230255

>>16230251
Nothing gets girls wetter than seeing a man fast-roll in full Havel

>> No.16230267
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16230267

>>16230255
I bet you use lightning buffs and hexes, too, you degenerate.

>> No.16230273

>>16230267
>Using buffs and magic
>Not doing all strength, all dex.

What do you take me for?

>> No.16230274

>>16230096
I would. Matangoes are cute.

>> No.16230276
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16230276

>>16230241
What if she starts whimpering or leaking everything out?

>> No.16230282

>>16230276
I desire more Elven Wights.

>> No.16230286

>>16230156
Why does KC bully the vampire so much? It always her being shown off to show how effective something is, between this and whatever that demon realm disease is.

>> No.16230288

>>16230273
>unironically using anything other than the full Xanthous set with Heysel Pick and all of the Golden Soceries

Are you even trying?

>> No.16230291
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16230291

>>16230286
Bullying the vampire makes your health great. It's better than playing a sport or something.

>> No.16230295

>>16230286
Vampires are good for bullying.

>> No.16230300

>>16230291
>>16230291
Because oppai loli vampires are pure bullying targets.

>> No.16230304

>>16230288
>Not going full gold /fa/ with the favor set, dusk crown and heysel pick
He may or may not be trying, but he won't look /fa/.

>> No.16230308

>>16230300
Not just oppai loli, every vampire is great.
I guess that one you could give her huge tits some slaps and watch as their weigh slows her down when chasing you.

>> No.16230310
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16230310

>>16230282
hopefully we get more colored wight art someday

>> No.16230311

>>16230286
realistically its a thing of scale. Thread memes aside vampires are very pridefully and with good reason given their power. It's to show how it can get even a powerful monster to be like the picture shows.

>> No.16230316

You are all scrubs. Elite knight + long sword + kite shield is only true path.

>> No.16230319

>>16230308
Not to mention you could hide all her bras for extra bouncing when she tries to chase you.

>>16230316
>shield

>> No.16230321

>>16230228
What >>16230241 said, but keep in mind that your Ojou-sama also hasn't spared expenses in ways to keep you going.

>>16230288
>Not teaming up with a bunch of friends and using the ultimate strat.
https://youtu.be/Vf3Wj_d-aOE

I kind of want a setting where humans from our world interact with the monstergirl world through a VR Dark Souls-esque video game, just to see how exasperated they get at our shenanigans.

>> No.16230323

>>16230310
Wights are shit tier.

>> No.16230325

>>16230323
Are you that anon that gets all butthurt about rich girls?

>> No.16230326
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16230326

I want to mate press my vampire wife until all the royal council members are our dhampirs

>> No.16230331

>>16230321
>VR
What are you, a corporate shill?

>> No.16230332

>>16230326
Why has batman marked her arm?

>> No.16230339

>>16230319
>>shield
Not him but shields are hard m8. At least in ds3, anything under 60 stability had you broken and eating counter damage.

>> No.16230342

>>16230332
She's one of those nerds who gets tatoos from comics.

>> No.16230345

>>16230339
>Blocking

Move, move, move my good anon.

That's the way to play.

>> No.16230349

>>16230342
I'm going to make fun of that Vampire for reading comic books in the current year.

>> No.16230351
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16230351

You wouldnt an undead

>> No.16230356

>>16230345
Yeah, the more I play the more I find my self either distancing mobs or sprinting around hitboxes.

My point stands though, if you actually use a med shield to block, you're fucked.

>> No.16230357

>>16230351
Nah, I would.

>> No.16230358

>>16230349
Yes, Anon. Bully the vampire. Make her become a hikikomori.

>> No.16230361

>>16230230
>Meet a Cyclops wearing the Fallen Knight set
>Your pants have been changed several times over, and wanted to look presentable to her, as well as you could manage
>Starts inspecting the armor, noting the dents and scrapes across the well-worn metal, as well as the blood and dirt and grime caked into the cloak
"I see..."
"Despite it's appearance, you love this armor, don't you? That's... pretty admirable."
"I wish I could smith you a new set..."
>Pillow with her, she forges you the new armor
>The next day, your helmet goes missing with a small note left behind
"I want to be your quest"

>> No.16230363

>>16230310
I'd love to marry a Wight. Shame I'd never be able to meet her standards though.

>> No.16230365

>>16230351
I'd fuck a Lich.

I'd fuck a Lich hard.

>> No.16230366

>>16230351
Some one put elf ears on the one in the middle, my dick is so close to doki doki

>> No.16230369

>>16230351
Jianishi are clearly the superior undead.

>> No.16230371

>>16230300
I want to rape an Oppai Loli vampire's tits as she pouts.
I want her to start grinning smugly when I realize I can't stop thrusting my hips!

>> No.16230378

>>16230363
That's okay anon you can make your own wight.

Though personally, half of what makes wights top tier for e is how old and experienced they are. Even if you take a zombie an wight her, she's not gonna suddenly tell you all about life five centuries ago

>> No.16230389

>>16230371
And I want to keep sneaking holst blood into my oppai loli vampires drinks.

I wanna keep molesting her chest and commenting on how lewd she is.

>> No.16230393

>>16230358
I won't go that far, I'll just make fun of her for reading modern western comics books.

>> No.16230394

>>16230378
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'm not interested in zombies at all.

>> No.16230396

>>16230331
I mean as in fantasy VR anon, like legitimately brain transferring to a digital avatar to interact with a parallel world.
Also replace "You Died" with "You Came" and you get where I'm coming from with this.
I want to see a Monstergirl waving goodbye to me as I start to respawn, knowing that she can have me for good if she gets me to cum three times.

>> No.16230397

>>16230393
Ah, I see. Then I'll finish the work.

>> No.16230403

>>16230363
She'd probably teach you how to act properly in high society. You're marrying a noble or even former royalty after all.

>> No.16230410

>>16230397
No fuck you, that's MY Vampire to bully.

>> No.16230415

>>16230396
>VR
>SAO tier shit
What are you, a faggot?

>> No.16230421

>>16229710
>Siberian yeti camps
I'll hug the yeti guards for warmth, joke's on them!

>> No.16230425

>>16230325
No? I just think Wights are shit tier, despite previous waifufaggotry for them. Realistically they're too top shelf for me.

>> No.16230428

>>16230410
I'm going to tell her she has terrible taste and her fangs are crooked. I'm going to make her sad when you go home.

>> No.16230440

>>16230428
I'm going to hit you with a fucking rowing oar.

That's my Vampire goddammit.

>> No.16230445

>>16230415
>SAO
>Not .Hack
Not wanting to interact with an actual world through a virtual link.
Not wanting it to mark you for when the monstergirls break through the barrier so the girl you met and fucked there can find you.

>> No.16230450
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16230450

i want to bully a vampire using garlic! that will teach her a lesson

>> No.16230462

>>16230440
I'm going to bully her behind your back. And I'm going to bully your daughteru too.

>> No.16230477

>>16230445
But I don't want a monster wife.

I don't want a wife at all.

>> No.16230492

>>16230462
Then I'll just have to bully you.

>> No.16230493

>>16230428
Wouldn't she bite you just to shut you up?

>> No.16230495

>>16230477
LONER!!

>> No.16230511

>>16230495
Yes, that's exactly what I am. What's your point.

>> No.16230512
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16230512

what is the most efficient way to fluster a vamp? to the point where she hides under blankets out of embarassment

>> No.16230520

>>16230511
I just like writing stuff in caps

>> No.16230534

>>16230520
You're a fucking faggot that should get the hell out.

>> No.16230536

>>16230492
Even if you succeed in bullying me, the deed is already done. I want you to remember that I was the one that went into your house while you were away and told your vampire that she is a dumpire.
You can even call the police if you want, they can't unbully her.

>> No.16230546

>>16230512
Sing this to her in front of everyone at a huge event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4

>> No.16230556

>>16230534
Nah, I like it here, I get to post about dragons and bears and shit.
Just chill, anger ruins the mojo, yes?

>> No.16230563

>>16230512
Do affectionate things to her while she's trying to dominate you. Like kiss her breasts while she rides you, or stroking her hair when she's trying to suck out all your cum.

>> No.16230565

>>16230536
I'm going to have an Alp rape you, I want you to know this.

It won't be a stage 3 one either. It's going to be a stage 1 you faggot.

>> No.16230570

>>16230563
Why would that make her hide out of embarrassment?

>> No.16230592

>>16230425
What could've possibly made you hate a top tier girl that much?

>> No.16230594

>>16230570
Because she's supposed to be the seductive mistress of the night and you're supposed to be the cowering peasant she snatched off the streets to satisfy her lusts with.
You being into it, and into her, is throwing her off because she didn't expect you to love her.
That's not saying she doesn't like it though.

>> No.16230602

>>16230565
I already have a waifu, Anon. Too bad you don't know who she is, or else you could TRY to bully.

Also, even an Alp raping me won't remove the smug from my face. Just remembering your vampire's face when I told her the spoilers for the movie she was excited to watch with you is enough to make me smile.

>> No.16230605
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16230605

>>16230106
>>16230211
>>16230274
You fools!

>> No.16230613

>>16230594
>Vampfu turns from a tsundere dominatrix to a quivering mushy love mess

I like

>> No.16230618

>>16230602
>Too bad you don't know who she is, or else you could TRY to bully.
Who would want to bully trash?

>> No.16230620
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16230620

>>16230512

>> No.16230625

>>16230605
Keikaku doori.

>> No.16230646

>>16230618
I like bullying your waifu, so me.

>> No.16230663

>>16230613
>Tsundere Dominatrix
More Himedere than Tsundere anon. You live in her kingdom, you're hers to do with what she wants, so she kidnapped you off the street and brought you to her castle to use you as a living dildo. To her surprise you were into it, and into her. After she gets done blushing over the fact that you love her, she'll get right back into the dominatrix thing. Just more affectionate this time. There'll be cuddling afterwards.

>> No.16230665

>>16230646
But that Vampire isn't my waifu.

She's just mine to bully.

>> No.16230677

>>16230592
He's probably as autistic and stupid as the one ex mantisfag who found out insects tend to cannibalize their mates if they have to

>> No.16230687

>>16230665
Oh right, it's just that you too make a perfect pair of victims, so ended up lumping you two together.

>> No.16230700

>>16230687
Stop sounding so gay.

>> No.16230709

>>16230620
I don't have a great way to describe it, but I really like the light struggle and muscle spasming followed by going limp.
It reminds me of a predator subduing prey. I hope to be overpowered in such fashion.

>> No.16230720

>>16230700
Stop sounding so weak. Maybe then you would be able to protect your vampire from the horrible methods I use.

>> No.16230728

>>16230709
A Vampire can do that by biting you.

>> No.16230748

>>16230709
I also like the idea, i can just imagine myself resisting and struggling before being subdued by either a kiss or some form of affection.

I would whisper into her ear to be gentle after it.

>> No.16230749

>>16230720
Stop sounding like a gay.

>> No.16230771

>>16230749
Alrighty Anon, I'll stop bullying you. Just remember that I was the one that transformed your vampire into a upset mess on the foor.

>> No.16230794

What monsters besides alp's fill the tomboy niche?

>> No.16230800

>>16230794
Werewolves.

>> No.16230813

>>16230794
Minotaurs, Gremlins, the Smugs, and wolfus. Dragons and Succubi can make it work, too. Onis and Amazons are basically entire races of tomboys depending on how you write them.

>> No.16230835
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16230835

>>16228591
Bloodborne had best Living Doll and best...Vampire? Fire-Wight? I dunno what you'd call Maria. Not human, certainly.

>> No.16230840

>>16230835
Well Maria is a Vileblood and they're basically Vampires.

>> No.16230851

>>16230794
Domovoi
>>16230835
firepire

>> No.16230853

>>16230794
>Alps
>Fitting the tomboy niche
Isn't that cheating?

>> No.16230861
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16230861

>>16230840
True.

>> No.16230865

>>16230794
A Tomboy Anubis would be AMAZING.

>> No.16230875

Maria doesn't move until you go to touch her. Will she just sit there as you whip your dick out and start wanking? Will she let you cum on her as she plays dead? If you go to touch her with your dick, will he grab it? If you cum on her face and then begin the cutscene where she catches your hand and pulls you close, if you don't begin to back up, will she just gaze into your eyes, your cum cooling on her face? We know he is weak to knock down. Is she weak to thrust?

>> No.16230879

>>16230050
3DPD fortunately wont pursue you with even 1% of the lust that monster girls do, they'll just passively wait for you to make a move so you should have nothing to worry about so long as you are dedicated to your monster waifu.

>> No.16230883

>>16230794
Arachne or Hellhound.

>> No.16230885

>>16229735
this took too long to do
what google's giving me is something akin to
"You're putting a lot of trust in me" or
"I don't know what to do after it gets strange (awkward in a lovey-dovey kind of way maybe?)
"How're you doing?"
"What?"

4 year old me would be proud, kinda sorta translating something from japanese

>> No.16230889

>>16230875
Gehrman pls leave

>> No.16230896

>>16230885
>You're putting a lot of trust in me
Fuck. My heart

>> No.16230898

>>16230889
These are questions I must have answered.

>> No.16230901

>>16230898
Cumming on her immediately triggers Phase 3.

>> No.16230907

>>16230901
Can I still molest a tiny slug girl to tentacle rape her?

>> No.16230912

>>16230901
She's pretty when she's incensed.

>> No.16230930

>>16230907
No, that's haram.

>> No.16230935
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16230935

>>16230310

I needed a warmup project.

Undead husbands probably have warmup duty, too.

A cold, stiff waifu needs a cozy bed warmer.

>> No.16230939

>>16230930
But I wanna squeeze tiny slug girls.

>> No.16230940

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that teasing royal monster girls is a good way to get them warmed up for bedding/the shattering of your pelvis.

>>16230939
They're probably squishy like mindflayers.

>> No.16230941

>>16230939
Then don't use her for degenerate acts.

>> No.16230944

>>16230907
>slug
>girl

guess what

>> No.16230946

>>16230944
Gonna hit me with your epic futa meme?

>> No.16230948
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>>16230361

I can't go out without my helmet. I have identification issues.

>> No.16230952

>>16230940
Man, I want a squishyflayer that me and my wife can squish together.

>> No.16230953
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16230953

>>16230939

>> No.16230956

>>16230953
Not eldritch or cute or gothic enough.

>> No.16230960

>>16230935
Good stuff

>> No.16230969
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>>16230912
>Cum on Maris
>She become profoundly pissed
>Stage 3, hellfire and blood everywhere
>Back to the lamp for you
>Spend your next few re-incarnations trying to apologize
>She eventually stops immediately going to the fire
>Start flirting with her during the fight
>She eases up on you a bit, but not enough to keep from murdering you
>It's kind of cute that you're willing to keep ramming into a brick wall just for a few minutes to talk to her
>Most of her company of late can only talk about blood or drip, drop, drip, drop
>Enter her room for the umpteenth time
>Take a swing at her
>You eat a bullet and she proceeds to ram a hand through your chest
>She pulls you in close as you drown in your own blood
>'I must admit, you are quite a tenacious Hunter. Hopefully you will keep trying.'
>The last thing you remember before returning to the Dream is her giving you a quick kiss on the cheek

>> No.16231029

>>16230969
what are those holes for?

>> No.16231038

>>16231029
Gehrman didn't want to pay out for the extra plastic. He's a cheapskate.

>> No.16231039

>>16231029
speed holes

>> No.16231049

>>16228074
>expensive
>polaroid
pick one

>> No.16231072

>>16230935
want another project?

http://imgur.com/a/8QyF8

>> No.16231093
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16231093

>>16230096
Ready vibrators. We're going in.

>> No.16231126
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16231126

Dr. Pally will see you now

>> No.16231156

>>16231126
That Jub is smaller than the Yeti, but her titty game is fierce.

>> No.16231160

>>16231126
Man, what can't Pally do?

>> No.16231171
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16231171

>>16231126
My wyvern has gotten too pudgy to fly. How can we go on adventures if she can no longer fly?

>> No.16231173

>>16231126
That jubjub looks to have a fever

>> No.16231174
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16231174

Heal my heart

>> No.16231177

>>16231171
Too much donuts huh

>> No.16231178

>>16231171
A strict diet of stretchy meat and water and flying 5 kilometers a day will fix her right up

>> No.16231179

>>16231156
Jubjubs are genetically destined to have disproportionately huge tits no matter how big they are.

>>16231171
Anon, have you checked to see if she's pregnant?

>> No.16231184
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16231184

This is your Medusa now.

>> No.16231189

>>16231184
Needs more Tiamat.

>> No.16231190

How does angry sex go with your waifu?
>yeti
>she ties you up so you can't hug her back

>> No.16231195

>>16231190
>Yeti
>angry
Does not compute

>> No.16231197
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16231197

Wait, did I miss Krampusnacht?

>> No.16231198

>>16231190

unlubed pegging

>> No.16231199

>>16231190
Well it depends on who's angrier.

>> No.16231206

>>16231190
>Yeti
Can't hug her back
Jesus fuck, man, what did you do?!

>> No.16231210

>>16231206
i made fun of her for being sweaty on a summer day.

>> No.16231214

>>16231190
>anubis
>lots of facesitting, followed by some light bondage, biting, and scratching
she loves to cuddle after this though, since she can kind of get carried away and wants to make up for it

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16231221

>>16231214
>facesitting, bondage, and biting
I like the way your Anubis thinks, anon.

>> No.16231227

>>16231214
Does she make you wear nothing but a linen loincloth? Telling you this is your 'punishment' for refusing to help build a pyramid for the great Pharaoh?

>> No.16231228

>>16231190
Oh gosh, I'd have to have done something awful and completely out of character for my Kobold waifu to be angry at me. Maybe she'd be angry at something else, but I feel like she'd want to do some femdom if she were in a mood like that.

>> No.16231231

>>16231190
Five asses on my face until they all get off, that's how. Followed by rough doggystyle with all of them switching out until my balls are empty and I can't handle any more manticore venom.
Be careful when marrying echidna born monstergirl sisters. They might be different species, but baby craziness runs in their blood.

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16231233

Oh man, new Miia picture. Perfect way to end the week. Thank you whoever commissioned this, I might hit this artist up later myself.

I want to get wrapped up by my snake wife and have her use me as heater while we're covered in thick blankets during these cold winter months.

>> No.16231239

>>16231174
I feel sad for sea bishop. Her job literally involves her doing a ritual while a couple fucks right in front of her during the whole thing. Must be a hard life.

>> No.16231243

>>16231221
as much as she loves cuddlesex, shes gotta maintain her dominance somehow!

>>16231227
she really does enjoy that sort of setting, sometimes she even breaks out her full blown traditional attire and jewelry!

>> No.16231257

>>16231239
I humbly volunteer to take that Sea Bishops cherry!

>> No.16231259

>>16231214
>Do something to get your Anubis Waifu angry.
>You wake up that night with fat naked Anubis ass on your face, her dripping pussy resting on your lips.
>You vaguely notice that your dick is exposed as she looks back at you with harsh eyes.
>"This is your punishment anon. It won't stop until you apologize."
>She proceeds to spend hours torturing you sexually.
>Stroking your dick and breathing heavily on it, never once letting you penetrate her tight warm mouth.
>Never once letting you get off as she rapes your face, her juices splattering your face every time she has an orgasm.
>When you finally can take no more, you choke out an apology.
>The torturous pleasure ends immediately. Her ass stops shaking as her hips stop thrusting.
>"Really anon? Are you really sorry?"
>She's turned around and is looking down at you with her pussy in your face.
>"Prove it then."
>You barely even notice her untie your bonds and prop you up against the headboard.
>"Give me what I want anon."
>You become suddenly aware of her pussy brushing against your rock hard dick.
>"Make me a mother."
>Before you can even react she thrusts her hips down and clenches.
>The sudden stimulation of her wet tight pussy causes you to cum instantly as she starts thrusting her hips even wilder, biting down on your shoulder and holding you as close as possible.
>After an hour of nonstop thrusting your mind is practically blank, your balls are empty, and she's frenching you as the two of you pass into blissful oblivion.
>The next morning you wake up to her excitedly holding a positive pregnancy test and giving you the most excited adorable smile.

>> No.16231268

So I was thinking about Large Mice, and that Dormice use to be Large Mice in Wonderland before QoH got tired of their shit.
After wondering if Dormice were as fertile as Large Mice, I suddenly had the image of a dozen fluffy mini Dormice sleeping on top of me.
God dammit.

>> No.16231278

>>16231190
I wanna say there's gonna be forced orgasms, lots of them.

>> No.16231280

>>16231259
don't do this to my heart anon, I'm not sure it can take much more.
also, positive pregnancy test the next day? must be some magic bullshit going on. works for me, though.

>> No.16231287

>>16229450
listen to this guy if their penis isn't feminine, it's gay

>> No.16231289

>>16231228
I don't think I could imagine your waifu getting angry KDF, from the way you post and write you're all just creepy smiles all the time.

>> No.16231292

>>16231280
Literal magic pregnancy tests help the matter a bit anon. As does Demonic Energy ensuring a swift impregnation when it does happen.
Will you be able to handle her fretting over making sure that you're ready for your daughteru or daughterus?

>> No.16231301

>>16231289
There's no creepiness involved anon! And no, I don't think I could imagine my waifu truly angry. The only thing I could see doing that to her would be someone maliciously harming our daughteru or me.

>> No.16231302

>>16231210
Bit of a hair trigger there, eh? You should've told her to chill out, she can't sweat the small stuff, especially in the summer of her youth.

>> No.16231304

>>16231292
>magic
yeah, that's what I assumed. I need to remember that we're talking about monster girls, after all.
>spoiler
of course! I will do everything within my power to make sure she is as comfortable as possible, and that us and our house are prepared for the new little pup coming into our lives! I'll probably end up getting advice from my waifu's mother about raising a little anupup, too

>> No.16231308

>>16231304
>Grandmother anubis
Seeing just how different the treatment her daughter got and the treatment her grandchild would get must be one of the wonders of the world. The same stern anumom that makes sure her daughter always eats properly (including the vegetables!) would lavish ice cream before dinner upon her granddaughteru.

>> No.16231325

>>16231259
Damn if this doesn't make my boner rock solid.

And damn if that doesn't get me right in the heart-boner.

>> No.16231330

>>16231308
geez, my waifu would be absolutely furious if that happened. I can see her trying to impose strict schedules and rules for when grandma anubis visits. of course, grandma anubis would manage to find a way around them quite easily

>> No.16231332

>>16229668
I'm torn. Her pipe is great, but she's not classy at all! She's a mean old goat!

>> No.16231336

>>16231330
>of course, grandma anubis would manage to find a way around them quite easily
Mom glare. Never fucking fails. No child can stand to that. No husband either, for that matter.

>> No.16231338

I want to make fun of a Cheshire Cat for having a fat cat ass.

>> No.16231345

>>16229668
Makes sense.

Personally in the Dragoon Story I'm [not quite really because I have no ability to sit down and actually dedicate time to] writing, I envisioned the Dragoon's Fortress being quite prosperous, bringing in a variety of couplings to ensure a varied and growing population. Human couples to keep up the supply of young human men of course being among them. And also Human Girl Dragoons who share a husband with their mounts, rather than the husband being the Dragoon.

>> No.16231347

>>16231190
Screeching, biting, and jabbing her her talons.

>> No.16231348

>>16231345
So these men would be civilians? How do the bitches work together?

>> No.16231351

>>16231348
>So these men would be civilians?
Yes. House Husbandos.

>How do the bitches work together?
If they can work together in the bedroom, they can work together in mid-air combat.

>> No.16231356

>>16231351
Well I sure hope this doesn't result in pointless drama and the downfall of Fort Share-a-Cock.

>> No.16231359

>>16231336
along as grandma anubis doesn't visit every weekend, I think the wife will be able to bear it

and promptly take her anger out on me later when the daughteru goes to grandma's house for the night

>> No.16231362

>>16231338
That's a good way to get her to shove you to the ground and rape you reverse cowgirl so you can see just how hard you get off to her fat cat ass.

>> No.16231363

>>16231356
It's not as if such groupings would make up the majority, or even a significant amount of the population. Just occurring frequently enough to account for a believably consistent male population. And that's just one of several possible solution to the same issue.

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>>16231362
Oh no, poor me!~

Whatever shall I do?~

>> No.16231373

>>16231363
The things you learn about culture! The world is a big place, huh.

>> No.16231375

>>16231171
http://files.catbox.moe/c3p4zf.jpg
The gif before went better.

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All right I admit, Im starting to see the appeal of dragons.

as long as they aren't too vanilla.

>> No.16231382

>>16231365
Oh you're smug in thinking you've tricked her now, but just wait until she jabs you with manticore needles to keep you going even as you go insane with pleasure and beg her to stop.
She'll bend over backwards as she keeps thrusting her hips, give you the smuggest smirk ever and whisper "no".
She'll keep raping you for days anon, she'll use her wonderland magic to keep your dick inside her as she loads you into her car and then continue the rape back at her house until she's satisfied.
And spoiler, she's not going to be satisfied for a long time.

>> No.16231383

>>16231239
>At a glance, the ritual looks almost like a human marriage ceremony, but because of the need to constantly infuse the man with magical power, the couple will continually have intercourse right in front of the sea bishop during the ceremony.
She must have remarkable control to just sit through all that

>> No.16231387

>>16231383
She just takes notes while blushing, hoping someday she'll be able to find a drowning man to save so she can try out every position she's ever seen with him.

>> No.16231389

>>16231378
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

>> No.16231403

>wrap arms around a girl that's not known for being soft or cuddly
>"why are you doing that? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
>squeeze tighter, make her blush

>> No.16231408

>>16231403
>you will never fluster an oppai loli porcupine girl when you hug her

>> No.16231412

>>16231408
>M-My first hug!

>> No.16231413

>>16231403
>irritated Hedgehog noises
Hmm, yes.

>> No.16231441

>>16231408
I want to mating press a porcupine girl so hard that she gets stuck in the mattress!

>> No.16231445

>Just tried a new recipe for the first time and it went swell
I Just wanna be a house husband damn it!

>> No.16231454

>>16231445
You should wear your coat or you'll catch a cold.

>> No.16231458

>>16231445
Keep it up anon, one day you'll be there! Who's the lucky lady you want to cook for?

>> No.16231467

>>16231458
Elf-Wight. Gonna show her the pleasures of humie-breather food.

>> No.16231471

>>16231467
Does she even have working taste-buds?

>> No.16231473

>>16231467
>humie-breather
That just makes it sound like you run around sniffing human women which is silly because there are better things to smell. Like manes, for instance.

>> No.16231476

>>16231471
Of course, she has to be able to taste cum somehow.

>>16231473
But those smell like Manticores.

>> No.16231477

>>16231467
That is so sweet, I hope you can show her the glory that is so-called "commoner food".

>> No.16231479

>>16231476
>But those smell like Manticores.
And? Those manes won't huff themselves anon.

>> No.16231483

>>16231479
Manticores smell bad.

>> No.16231487

>>16231471
Highly developed taste buds in fact. Elven cuisine is often bland to humans, because the elements at play weave about so subtly that it takes a discerning tongue to hint at them all. Whatever you do, don't imply elves just have basically nothing in the way of spice and variety.
>>16231477
>That is so sweet, I hope you can show her the glory that is so-called "commoner food".
Thanks anon. Lets hope kek blesses us with some powerful meme magic when 2017 rolls around.

>> No.16231496

>>16231487
I'm going to give Elves freely from my habanero stash!

>> No.16231497

I can't stop thinking about Snek bellies.

>> No.16231499
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>>16231497

>> No.16231500

>>16231497
Tell me about snek bellies.

>> No.16231502

>>16231292
> Demonic Energy ensuring a swift impregnation
you had to ruin a sweet moment by adding in something that DE explicitly can't do. My OCD ruins this for me, anon.

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>>16231499
Yes. Yes!

>>16231500
They're soft, but firm. Make excellent pillows and are asking to be kissed.
Maybe even some toned abs of you want them.

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>>16231504

>> No.16231507

>>16231502
I mean as in when a monstergirl gets pregnant Demonic Energy makes it so she's pregnant the day of.
The baby still has to grow, but she can know she's pregnant almost instantly.

>> No.16231508

>>16231499
>>16231504
>>16231505
Miia's body is pretty lickable if I do say so myself.

>> No.16231509

>>16231476
>But those smell like Manticores.
S'yer point? Manticores aren't the only girls with chest, either. They could as easily smell like hellhounds, griffons or cute little kobolds!

>> No.16231512

>>16231509
Hellhounds would smell like a very humid room.

That doesn't sound good.

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>>16231497

>> No.16231517

>>16231512
They smell like a mix of cinnamon and sulfur, giving off a slight earthy smell.

>> No.16231521

>>16231517
Sandworms also smell like cinnamon.

>> No.16231527

>>16231517
I don't like cinnamon.

>> No.16231529

>>16231513
Quicksilver_ out.

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>>16231527
What about butterscotch?

>> No.16231531

>>16231517
Sulfur is not a good smell.

>> No.16231533

>>16231530
I don't really remember the taste of butterscotch.

>> No.16231536

>>16231531
It's really not. Though I've found it can be made better by association. I find it a bit more pleasant than most I'd say, because I associate it with hot springs.

>> No.16231539

>>16231512
Humid rooms are great and you're forgetting the subtle undertones of wood smoke and brimstone. I see now that you're just tasteless and unimaginative.

>> No.16231542

>>16231539
>Humid rooms are great
Fuck you, no they don't.

>> No.16231544

>>16231529
I can assure you that I'm not that faggot.

>> No.16231549

>>16231530
Her Ears. I must touch them.

>> No.16231551

>>16231549
Cow ears are strong and sinewy. You'll find yourself quite outmatched by them.

>> No.16231555

>>16231551
BUT I MUST!!!

>> No.16231557

>>16231555
Rub the base.

>> No.16231561

What stories are you itching for?

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>>16231561
SPACE!

>> No.16231567
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16231567

Corruption is fun

>> No.16231568

>>16231561
more from KDF

>> No.16231571

>>16231561
Undead Kingdom stuff

>> No.16231575

>>16231561
I've got a backlog of stuff on the word press to read, so I can't really say.

>> No.16231577

>>16231567
I want to be opposed to corruption but my dick loves it so much.

>> No.16231579

>>16231561
More of those two stories Beast is working on that are not the roulette.

>> No.16231582

>>16231561
Matango loving

>> No.16231587

>>16231561
Wurm stuff

>> No.16231592
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>>16231561
Tender loving femdom.

>> No.16231594

>>16231561
A continuation of Alp Adventures

>> No.16231595

>>16231561
The only people worth reading don't update consistently, so better to not expect anything and be pleasantly surprised now and then.

>> No.16231597

>>16231579
I thought the only other thing he does outside of the roulette is the odd greentext?

>> No.16231600

>>16231567
She was much better as a human.

Corruption is trash and most aspects about DE is shit.

>> No.16231601

>>16231561
Bovines, bovines with a lot of milk and pent up aggression

>> No.16231602

>>16231592
So about 100% of the content this thread produces?

>> No.16231603
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I want to lick every inch of Miia!

>> No.16231604
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16231604

This is absolutely not how the ruler of the earth should look, what good is a dragon like this?

This is why you should never spoil your dragon.

>> No.16231605

>>16231602
I'm sorry, is the fact that I like the content of this thread not up to your posting standards?

>> No.16231610

>>16231604
That's not the ruler of anything, it's obviously presenting itself.

>> No.16231611

>>16231605
Of course not.

>> No.16231612

>>16231597
Nah, He has two stories going, Burning edge and scalebound. unlike the roullete, the stories are more serious

Problem is that Beast takes forever to update and when he does it could be anything, I want expecting a story surrounding his steelim for example.

>> No.16231613

>>16231603
Meer a shit.

>> No.16231616

>>16231603
I want to use her abs as a pillow

>> No.16231617

>>16231604
>not spoiling dragons

What are you smoking?

>> No.16231619

>>16231612
I admit that he has come a long way from the guy who would shitpost about golems and orange juice last year.

>> No.16231625

FUCKING YUKI-ONNA STOP MAKING IT SNOW

I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.

>> No.16231630
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>>16231561
Reverse Corruption of delinquents.

>> No.16231637

>>16231625
>Local Ryu upset she receives no credit for the weather during the winter season
>"It's like they don't know who does what around here. Fuck 'em!"

>> No.16231638
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>>16231567
Indeed
I find myself wanting monsters that were once human.

>> No.16231640

>>16231630
Nice abs, but how are the bodies on her minions?

>> No.16231641

>>16231637
Nobody cares about Ryus.

>> No.16231642

>>16231640
They vary. Some are slim, some are chubby, some of them are /fit/.
She's got the best abs out of all of them though.
also, the picture doesn't show it but she's supposed to have brown skin.

>> No.16231643

>>16231640
Bushy brows looks like she has a pretty plump chest.

>> No.16231648

>>16231638
Do you think they're extra lewd to make up for lost time?

>> No.16231658

>>16231648
The world guides outright state that they are by several orders of magnitude.

>> No.16231689

Would it be possible to resist demonic energy with the right state of mind or a good amount of willpower?

>> No.16231692

>>16231689
Sure, that's what willpower is for.

>> No.16231739

>>16231641
I-I do...

>> No.16231745
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>>16231739
Then how about you sell all your shit and buy a lot of land adjacent to the shrine so you can farm stuff and live by her side?

>> No.16231758

>>16231561
That tabletop RPG one
I bet it won't ever be continued though, a story featuring 2 of my favorite most ignored species is just too good to be true

>>16231567
Corruption is good
Even if I got my waifu and could enjoy a peaceful life with her, we'd still go around and corrupt human women every so often

>> No.16231788

>>16231610
That's because who ever is pampering her
You'd bow down to her if she was properly trained
I bet the poor girl even has a weak fire breath from all the sweets she's been fed

>>16231617
Go ahead and spoil her, but don't complain when she turns into an overweight CC with a small hoard
No one will ever bother climb up to her lair expect the pizza delivery guys

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16231826

Tell me about the most creative ideas our writefags have ever had.

>> No.16231838

>>16231826
Thinking about it, my own ideas are simple and generic

As far as what I've read I have to give it to that guy who deleted all his stories
My favorite was about 3 Flow Kelp doing some weird sex ritual to bind with a man, one of them was yandere
Even though KC clearly said Flow Kelps are the shaman of an aquatic trio, it never crossed my mind to have them actually do potions and magical brews with their kelp

>> No.16231848

>>16231838
And this story is gone for good?

>> No.16231853

>>16231848
Yes
Unless someone saved it, I wish I did

>> No.16232064
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16232064

i will leave this Wight here, be kind to her. Will do a wurm next. Have a good day everyone!

>> No.16232073

>>16232064
What are those flowers she's wearing? Girls with flowers in their hair are my fetish.

>> No.16232092

>>16232073
Carnations I think

>> No.16232096

>>16232092
I don't know what that smells like.

>> No.16232112

>>16232096
The smell is really light compared to roses.

>> No.16232121

>>16232112
I guess that shows she's tactful and not overly showy. Speaks of a humble personality.

>> No.16232134

>>16232064
This is one beautiful Wight

I don't recall you posting something here, is this your first time drawing a monster girl?

>> No.16232174

>>16232064
Wights are amazing. I just love them so much.
And this is an amazing pic as well.

How do you go about courting a Wight?

>> No.16232181

>>16232174
Ever played Fable? You woo them like Lady Grey. Get her a black rose and beat the shit out of the other suitor.

>> No.16232193

>>16232064
Wights are too sexy and fancy. If one ever tried to hit on me I would be done for.

>> No.16232201

>>16232181
Does that mean I have to go and find her ghost sister as well? That would be really fitting all things considered. I would totally do it to get with a Wight.
Damn, now I want to go back and play fable again.

>> No.16232208

>>16232174
>>16232181
It doesn't work like that

Either you were already married to her when she was a Zombie and you helped her become a Wight

Or you find a a Wight directly and hope she likes you
She'd most likely enjoy getting courted but whether you become her lover or not will depend solely on her

She probably decides if you're the one for her with a single touch when she drains you

>> No.16232210

>>16232208
Thank you. But I like it better my way.

>> No.16232215

>>16232121
Purple carnations imply capriciousness. She might be prone to mood swings.

Or it just goes well with her dress. I'm guessing the latter.

>> No.16232237

>>16232181
Now I kinda want to commission a picture of a lady Gray Wight.

>> No.16232238

>>16232237
Would you write poems for her?

>> No.16232243

>>16232215
Oh yeah, purple carnations can be seen as the flowers of the dead because of their color too. That's probably why she's wearing them.

>> No.16232244

>>16232238
Sure, I could try but I'm not very good at it. Then again, nither was the captain.

>> No.16232250

>>16232064
Wait, buck posts here?

>> No.16232267

You guys don't realize how hard it is to court a Wight
If it was a dating sim her love meter would be 10 times bigger than other girls'

You also have to keep in mind, she's jaded from the thousands of men who tries to court her over the centuries just because of her wealth

Do you have a plan to win her cold, dead heart?

>> No.16232272

>>16232267
I'mma slap her face with muh dick.

>> No.16232280

>>16231190
She throws me into the ground with a tail swipe, mounts me, forces me to lick and carress her tail while constantly biting and scratching me. Angry waifu sex is dangerous.

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Waifu fighting game in steam!
MGE2 fighting game when? Who will be top fighters? What will be their ultimates?

>> No.16232299

>>16232267
By making my own Wight by fucking a zombie until she becomes one.
courting a zombie would be really easy. Tell her that she's pretty and you want to fuck her and you're done.

>> No.16232303

>>16232293
KILL IT WIHT FIRE! Or liquid nytrogen, whatever.
I

>> No.16232307

>>16232267
If your spirit energy tells her things about yourself then she can quicken the dating process by draining it from you and gather information from your energy.

You'll still feel good just like when a Vampire bites you.

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16232327

>>16232303
>hating on best waifu
Fag

>> No.16232407
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Sleepy thread is sleepy

>> No.16232423

>>16232293
Any good MGE fighting game needs a Lilim secret boss and a female paladin joke character

Maybe Nurarihyon is a better secret boss, she's definitely more cool looking than the profile Lilim

>>16232307
That's what I believe too, but as another anon pointed out it's not fun that way

>> No.16232479

>>16232407
A Dragon under a kotatsu is pretty comfy and since Dragon Zombie is much softer can you imagine how comfy it would be to share a kotatsu with her?

Also remember that the best cuddlers are reptiles and undeads, Dragon Zombie is both

>> No.16232486

Wights are just fancy Zombies!

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>> No.16232498

>>16232491
Nice.

>> No.16232517

>>16232423
Lilims should be one of those customisable characters.

>> No.16232518

>>16232479
Dragons still have her pride. I want to take a photo of her drooling face and tease her with it.

Apart from that, you're right. But Dragon Zombies are even rarer than normal Dragons.

>> No.16232534

>>16232491
Demon doesn't deserve such a demeaning downgrade.

>> No.16232539

>>16232486
Not really, you could dress a Zombie nicely, take care of her skin, teach her classy manners and so on...
She still would give off that same aura of nobility that Wights have

>>16232491
My dick is very confused about this, why is the delicious blue loli wearing her older sister's clothes?

Absolutely stunning drawing though, Barb has gone a long way

>> No.16232566

>>16232517
Please no
Or at least ban them from online play

>>16232518
I remember saying a few threads back that a Dragon's pride is one of her strongest, most defining asset
But the more I'm thinking about Dragon Zombies and how great life would be with them the more I believe that pride doesn't matter all that much

>>16232539
>She still would NOT give off that same aura

>> No.16232583
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>>16232327
>you will never descend into madness with saya
Life just isn't fair at times.

>> No.16232597

>>16232491
Those hips are calling out to me. They're yelling out "BREED ME". And I'll happily oblige.

>> No.16232599

>>16232566
That's how I like my dragons. They are all prideful at first, but when loving their husbands they sometimes forget to act haughty and proud.

>> No.16232603

>>16232583
Who? Is she supposed to be a very toned down shoggoth?

>> No.16232608

>>16232599
>you'll never tease your dragonfu in public about how last night she was the one wearing the collar

>> No.16232621

The more i think about dragons the more it hurts because they will never be real and even when MGs do come real there's no way in hell i'll get one.
>tfw can't go to gensokyo because i don't want my parents to be sad

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>>16232603
>toned down
She's a literal abomination that only the main character sees as a cute girl due to his brain being fucked up.

>> No.16232633

>>16232621
I have one friend of mine that's waiting for his mom to die so he can kill himself. Pretty sad stuff.

>> No.16232638

>>16232608
Teasing my dragon would be so worth it. Telling others the embarrassing stuff a mighty beast does would be so good.

>> No.16232649

>>16232566
Wouldn't you like a OC lilim tournament to see who's the strongest lilim around?

>> No.16232693

>>16232625
That is totally my fetish.

>> No.16232694

>>16232583
>>16232603
I dunno about a shoggoth, she seems like one of those creepy hidden abomination
At first she's just a cute girl with an eerie vibe, then one day you find out she's a full blown abomination and your life is ruined

>>16232625
Man, abominations are so easy to read

>> No.16232740

>>16232621
Wurms are OK with anyone
So are Dragon Zombies
Wyverns don't have particularly high standards
Jabberwock just need you to be really lewd
Otohime only cares about your reactions

Really, it's only vanilla Dragons and Ryus that play hard to get
We'll probably get a handful more of great, hard to obtain dragons like Bahamut, elemental Drake's, etc... But for now enjoy all the easy ones

>>16232638
>>16232608
Teasing your Dragon is not OK, you'll both be violently raped when you go back home
Hell, she might even make you wear some humiliating prince costume as revenge

>> No.16232745

>>16232694
>ruined
If you call being married to the woman you love and having three daughterus with her as 'ruined' then you've never been in love.
Personally I'd be too dense to notice the signs that my waifu is an abomination.

>> No.16232755

>>16232740
>Hell, she might even make you wear some humiliating prince costume as revenge
That's not fair, I wanted the Princess Dress though.

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>>16230351
I'd a jiangshi in half a heartbeat. Especially Binas rival.

>> No.16232761

>>16232621
If they were real they would be 3DPD, it's better this way

>> No.16232762

>>16232740
Teasing the dragon is fine and nice, especially if you run away afterwards.
I feel like my dragon would definitely make me suffer for a bit though.

>> No.16232770

>>16232740
>Jabberwock just need you to be really lewd

Yep. Just dropping your pants while having a boner is good enough for her to take you.

>> No.16232785

>>16232740
>>16232770
>Jabberwock just need you to be really lewd
>Implying they wouldn't have double the fun with a pure-as-an-Alice otouto

>> No.16232794

>>16232740
Otohime are the Exeggutors of Dragon Girls.

>> No.16232797

>>16232794
OU early in their career and then suffer a drastic drop in usage all the way into NU once their poor typing and special defense gets the better of their and their one shot at a resurgence turns them into a joke, and still isn't good enough to save their career?

>> No.16232803

>>16232756
>Liking a fujoshit
Y'know, of all the shit that Crabman has pulled, I find turning undead into a [non-]living pun to be the most egregious.

>> No.16232804

>>16232785
You could always pretend to be pure boy after you got your wock.

>> No.16232811

>>16232797
You took the words right out of my mouth.

>> No.16232815

>>16232803
I can ignore shit taste easy. That ass is like an onion though. Makes me cry errytime.

>> No.16232825

>>16232815
Fair enough.

But can you ignore her getting off to the idea of you fucking another guy? Or another guy fucking you?

>> No.16232828

>>16232825
That's a bridge we'll cross when she becomes real. No point fielding "What if" questions my man.

>> No.16232835

>>16232755
You want to be like that one comic strip where a father crossdresses in front of his Dragon daughter?

>>16232785
If you mean like he'd act pure but be a full slut in bed complete with the ahegao and double peace sign then you're right

If you mean actually pure then probably not, she'd enjoy breaking him and teaching him about lewd stuff though

>> No.16232854

>>16232794
>>16232797
>>16232811
I know making fun of Otohime is the hip thing to do but you guys are taking it too far

If you don't want to love a beautiful, god-tier, fun-loving, sea dragon just because you don't like the looks of her lower half then fine, your loss

But calling her a long-necked walking joke is strictly forbidden
Also she's more like Kingdra you blind bastards

>> No.16232861

>>16232835
Hearing my daughteru call me her princess would make me have a heart attack along with my waifu.

>> No.16232871

>>16232825
If you don't give your waifu complete freedom to use your image in any and all of her fantasies you don't deserve her or those fancy copyright lawyers.

>> No.16232880

>>16232854
>god-tier
I mean, sure I stopped bullying the sea horse, but saying that she is god-tier is forcing it.

>> No.16232891

I did what some anon said yesterday about pumping my vampfu full of seed until she got a daugtheru but i think i did something wrong in the process, now she wont let me leave the bed and her eye pupils got the shape of a heart!

What do i do now? scare her with garlic?

>> No.16232904

>>16232891
>using garlic on a Vampire with heart pupils
I hope your pelvis can take it

>> No.16232905

>>16232891
Become garlic.

>> No.16232906

>>16232891
You must pierce her with your stake again.

>> No.16232910

>>16232327
>best waifu
Any worlds she ends up on needs Exterminatus.

>> No.16232912

>>16232880
I meant god-tier power wise just like Ryus and 9 tailed Inaris are

>> No.16232916

Using the power of science, is it possible to breed beautiful new breeds of Alraune daughters? Perhaps make their peppers spicier?

>> No.16232917

>>16232912
Instead of weather like Ryus, Otohimes can manipulate sea currents and create tsunamis.

Tsunamis are no joke to people living near the sea.

>> No.16232925

>>16232904
Maybe spicing her food with it wasnt a good idea

>>16232905
How?

>>16232906
You dont understand anon, She isnt letting me get off from her at all, she is still milking me nonstop and if i try to pull out she proceeds to leglock and winghug me!

i just want to stop before she pops

>> No.16232926

>>16232917
>Otohimes can manipulate sea currents
Do not disturb the harmony of fire, ice and lighting.

>> No.16232930

>>16232925
Hold on, how are you posting if you're getting vagina-vacuumed?

>> No.16232932

>>16232912
Yeah, I only got what you meant after I posted.
But ehh, she is probably too busy "dancing" to do anything else.

>> No.16232935

>>16232891
Something is wrong with her, if she was pregnant with a regular Vampire daughter she'd keep her pride and reason

It's probably the Dhampir daughter inside of her that makes her go crazy, bare with it until she gives birth

>>16232916
No, you can't play god like that
There are enough kinds of Alraunes out there, if you want a spicy one then go look for her instead of trying some weird things

>> No.16232936

>>16231567
KC corruption is very good. Most other stuff is trash.
Now if only that sword of truth game would get translated so we could have more delicious hero on shota squire corruption.

>> No.16232937

>>16232930
His vampire has one of those ignoration fetishes.

>> No.16232944

>>16232935
>if you want a spicy one then go look for her instead of trying some weird things
Well what if I find her, then have kids with her, then wish them to get spicier really really hard?
>>16232937
Ah. Then how does he use the toilet?

>> No.16232947

>>16232926
I loved that movie when I was in 6th grade

>> No.16232950

>>16232944
I don't know, maybe he takis his bed and wife to the bathroom? If you can't get out of the bed, just take it with you.

That's what my waifu taught me.

>> No.16232955

>>16232947
Remember seeing it in theatres, it was the hypest shit back in the day.
>>16232950
Does your waifu have layers by any chance?

>> No.16232961

>>16232944
Plant them in the right soil and make sure to tell them you'd be proud if they were very spicy so they try their best

That should be enough, and I'd it isn't then you can magic to help even further

No science or artificial stuff though, unless you want them to be tall, /fit/ and immune to all diseases

Actually now that I write it down, we should come up with some fertilizer to make dire Alraunes for everyone

>> No.16232966

>>16232961
I've learned that plants grow better if you talk to them or play music to them. Should I play Spice Girls or Red Hot Chili Peppers to my budding daughters?

>> No.16232973

>>16232966
Death Grips

>> No.16232978

>Alraunes with spicy nectar

Make hot sauce from it and it could sell a lot. Also what MGs would like spicy food? I'd imagine those desert girls.

>> No.16232982

>>16232955
>Does your waifu have layers by any chance?
No, not really. Why do you ask?

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16232985

Help how do i get her OFF?

>> No.16232992

>>16232982
Carrying a bed around just like that just sounds like a very Ogre thing to do.
>>16232978
Dragons probably, I can't imagine them having any trouble with it.
>>16232985
Wiggle your joystick to escape.

>> No.16232998

>>16232985
How do you get her off?

Well the best way to get a girl to orgasm is by playing to her particular sensitivities. Being an open and communicative lover; asking her what and where feels best to her, is the best way to go about this.

>> No.16233000

>>16232992
Better do it quick too, or she starts biting and it'll be even harder to escape.

>> No.16233004

>>16233000
If she tries to bite, just smash her triangle.

>> No.16233006

>>16232978
>Alraune hot sauce
I need to know what this tastes like. But I can probably already guess what it's used for.

>> No.16233013

>>16233006
It doesn't taste all that special, it's just strong acid full of chemicals that stimulates the pleasure centre of your brain.

>> No.16233025

>>16232992
Oh no Anon. I'm the one that carries the bed and her around. She just told me to carry it and her around if I wanted to move.

>> No.16233028

>>16233006
Probably like hot sauce with some hints of sweetness. It also contains the typical aphrodisiac properties of Alraune nectar.

>> No.16233031

>>16233025
Oh, so your waifu is a little thing.

>> No.16233035
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16233035

Here you go, more devil with an apron.

>>16232491
This is real motivating to me, maybe I'll draw one too.

>> No.16233036

>>16233031
Probably a fairy.

>> No.16233037

>>16233031
Or he could be swole as fuck.

>> No.16233038

>>16233031
Guessed wrong again. She's a dragon.

>> No.16233042

>>16233038
You're a big guy.

>> No.16233044
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16233044

>>16233038
Dragons can be little things.

>> No.16233047

>>16233035
So much devil love, they really are perfect imoutos.

>> No.16233049

>>16233044
>Full. Metal. Jacket.

>> No.16233054

>>16233042
Nope. I'm average I guess.

>>16233044
Wife is normal size.

>> No.16233057

>>16233044
They can also be cute alps who's smiles must be protected

>> No.16233061

>>16233054
Are you capable of telekinesis?

>> No.16233066

>>16233035
I wanna see what her older sister looks like. The middle oldest, the one who spends all her time on her computer talking about her husbando.

>> No.16233067

>>16233035
>Heart pupils
Looks like her husband answered "you" when she asked if he wanted dinner or a bath first

>> No.16233068

>>16233057
>first Alp the writer is a Dragonfag
>then we get an Alp Dragon
Is this the power of meme magic?

>> No.16233070

>>16233061
Not really. It would be nice if I was.

>> No.16233072

>>16233070
Then how the hell are you going to lift a whole bed with a full sized dragon from the most awkward angle? Spiral energy?

>> No.16233073

>>16233068
I heard that Pucelle is his daughteru.

>> No.16233077

>>16233072
Leverage, I think.

>> No.16233079

>>16233072
Spirit energy and I guess spiral could work too. Me lifting my waifu is one of the wonders from the MGE world.

>> No.16233085

>>16233079
>one of the wonders from the MGE world.
Like princess carrying an ushi oni.

>> No.16233086

>>16233073
I thought his daughteru was the one he wrote about, the one who kept an adult Maus as a toy?

>> No.16233096

>>16232961
That exists. In the second world guide theres this plant called intoxication fruit. Basically a bushel of grapes, a bunch of them. They have demonic energy juice in them, and the lower down you go in the bushel the more concentrated it is. The bottom plant is shapped like a heart and is super densely concentrated. The profile has a note at the end, that if a plant type monster were to grow underneath one so that the dew that acumulates on the bottom fruit drips onto it it would grow to be a induvidual as strong as a dragon or baphomot.

>> No.16233097

>>16233068
Pucelle was taken too soon.

>> No.16233109

>>16232985
Call The Batter, he's a good guy who knows what to do with monsters

>> No.16233115

>>16233109
Ayy

>> No.16233123

>>16233086
There was a daughter, and he kept saying he'd write an adult mouse in as a toy for the little thing, but I don't think he ever did it.

>> No.16233128

>>16233123
Yes he did, that's how I know about it. The parents were fucking and the girl wanted to feed the Mouse cheese and she didn't want any.

>> No.16233136

>>16233128
Ah, he finally did it? Well, good for him.

>> No.16233139

>>16233136
>finally
This was a good while ago, was it really that long in the works?

>> No.16233187

>>16233066
There is such a Devil?

>> No.16233206
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16233206

>tfw longneck-chan is over

>> No.16233214

>>16233187
Oh yeah she exists. She just doesn't get out much unless she's going to the store to get food or vidya games.

>> No.16233222

>>16233085
Something like that. Love can overcome a lot of things.

>> No.16233249

>>16233206
At least they kissed. But was it a good or bad end?

>> No.16233255

>>16232649
Probably Queen of hearts since she's the oldest known.
Followed by Drew Berry, Mari, Illassa, Lani, Selene, and Viccy. In that order.

>> No.16233259

>>16233255
You forgot Ronaldo.

>> No.16233263

How many girls are in your harem anon? Are you monogamous? Bigamous?

>> No.16233264

>>16233259
Ronaldo?

>> No.16233265

>>16233249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9DvcJE5ScI
Rushed non-end.

>> No.16233266

>>16233263
Just one.

>> No.16233267

>>16233263
Just one.

>> No.16233274

>>16233263
I have one waifu and one daughteru, but since I have sex with them both I guess that counts as bigamy.

>> No.16233276

>>16233263
I have at least 389. It's hard to make sure each are satisfied and that they don't get into stupid ass arguements over gossip every day.
Pimping just ain't easy, but at least all the cute daughters running around helping me with chores is adorable.

>> No.16233279 [DELETED] 

>>16233263
Just one spiders, but she's a very good spider.

>> No.16233282
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>>16233263
I love vampires,dragons and kitsunes but if i had to pick JUST one to spend my life with, it would be a vampire no questions asked

>> No.16233283
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16233283

What have you done to make her this flustered?

>> No.16233284

>>16233263
Just one spider, but she's a very good spider.

>> No.16233289

>>16233283
Made a lego solid snake.

>> No.16233290

>>16233264
Alp's.

>>16233263
I just have my Dragon and no other girl no matter how fluffy she is will change that.

>> No.16233300

>>16233283
Told her that she looks cute in her traditional Egyptian uniform.

>> No.16233306
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16233306

would a dragon hoard her husbando juices?

>> No.16233307

>>16233306
Yes. She keeps it in the fridge for later consumption.

>> No.16233322

>>16233306
She hoards it in her womb. That's why some dragons get a bunch of creampies.

>> No.16233329

>>16233290
Sounds to close to Geraldo.

>> No.16233341

>>16233329
What's her name again? It's Renate, right?

>> No.16233342

>WA still hasn't even begun to experience it's possible blizzard in full force yet
Great, I love more snow when there's two fucking feet of it already. Are we being invaded by Russian Yuki Onna?

>> No.16233343

>>16233263
Even if I wasn't a huge monogamyfag, my waifu loves to too much to want to share me with some other slut. The thought that my heart could belong to some one other than her would put the yan in yandere

>> No.16233344

>>16233307
i dont think i wanna open the fridge and see alot of jars with my juices in it

>>16233322
dragons must have plenty of space there!

>> No.16233347

>>16233341
Renate sounds close to that one ghost dude hovering behind the big bad of ff12.

>> No.16233355

>>16233263
Probably her and the few kitsune bi's she ends up producing

>> No.16233360

>>16233342
>tfw snow here is already melted away

Send some here

>> No.16233366

>>16233347
Well, I believe that's her true name. Where is Alp when we need him?

>> No.16233378

>>16233263
Bigamous

>> No.16233380

>Snow this Snow that
I've never seen snow in my life.

>> No.16233383

>>16233380
I've never seen it either. I wonder how it feels like.

>> No.16233388

>>16233360
Just come here and grab what you can.
Shit, there's enough here to make a snow village. If mamanobama was a thing it would turn the village into a bunch of yukis.

>> No.16233393

>>16233383
Cold powder.
Fun to play with and eat. Avoid yellow or red snow though.

>> No.16233397

>>16233380
>>16233383
I've only seen real snow on a handful of occasions.

It gets old fast.

>> No.16233399

>>16233383
Fun and fluffy for a few minutes, cold and wet all the rest of the time.

>> No.16233417

>>16233399
Just like a human marriage.

>> No.16233451
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>>16233263
Does it count as bigamy if she's technically conjoined twins?

>> No.16233458

>>16233451
which head feels the body arousal?

>> No.16233476

>>16233458
Both of them of course!

>> No.16233478

>>16233458

Both

>> No.16233498

>>16230592
I'll never be good enough for her.

>>16231345
Pretty much this, yes. Even if without the bigamy, it enables a growing population and childhood friend romance.

>> No.16233505
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16233505

What she is carrying?

>> No.16233511

>>16233505
Hopes and dreams.

>> No.16233519

>>16233451
Two consciousnesses seems like bigamy to me anon.

>> No.16233520
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16233520

You inherit a large mansion, a ton of cash, and a large number of maids from an unknown benefactor.

What monsters make up the maids? What do you do with them?

>> No.16233524

>>16233505
A box!

>> No.16233530

>>16233520
Mostly Kikis, and maybe an odd Mousegirl or two.

They all get brand new padded cages to sleep in and new uniforms made of latex.

>> No.16233532

>>16233520
I don't like maids.

>> No.16233535

>>16233520
Dragon and Anubi maids. I respect them.

>>16233505
My love.

>> No.16233536

>>16233520
Headmaid is a Dragon who will soon get a promotion. As for the other maids, Kikis, Jinko, a Griffon some wolfus, a Kakuen, Cheshire, some harpies and maybe a Kobold

>> No.16233538

>>16233520
Maids a shit.

>> No.16233543

>>16233536
Griffons are not to be maids.

>> No.16233545

>>16233520
Vampires

Pamper and breed them to make dhampir daugherus to fill the mansion with

>> No.16233551

>>16233536
Just you wait, the griffon will use her sheer drive and bravery to take over as head maid of the household one day.

>> No.16233552

>>16233543
If anything, you'll end up being the griffons maid

>> No.16233559

>>16233545
He said maids, not mistresses

>> No.16233561

>>16233551
But the head maid is my waifu, she can't do that.

>>16233543
Too late. Maybe she is in a secret mission.

>> No.16233566
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16233566

>all this maid hate

>> No.16233571

>>16233505
40lb box of rape

>> No.16233576

>>16233559
They can be both.

>> No.16233579

>>16233566
I'm more of a femdom guy myself, I never really found maid outfits attractive, and I find the idea of being a 'master' sort of awkward.

>> No.16233584

>>16233566
My spider maid cleans everything except her own webs, I keep getting stuck in them and she bullies me, should I complain to MGC maid central?

>> No.16233585

>>16233520
Well, as I'm already married and have daughteru, I'd start an agency and hire all the maids out as me and my waifu and daughteru have no plans nor the desire to move out of our house. That's fine though, the mansion can serve as KDF Maid Service Headquarters! We'd hire out any type of maid you could ever want!

>>16233530
I quite like the way you think anon. I don't think I'd enforce something similar with my maids though, they have their own lives and will all hopefully have their own Masters someday!

>> No.16233621

>>16233576
That's what Dhampirs are for.

>> No.16233635

>>16233585
What if someone wants to hire your daughter?

>> No.16233637

>>16233585
>I'd enforce something similar with my maids though
If you did you could call your agency RubberMaid.

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16233638

>Slimy breast height hugs

How do human women even compete?

>> No.16233643

>>16233637
Oh shit that's golden.
>Maids who specialize in 'other' interests and wear latex uniforms.
I'd hire one. Maybe KDF isn't so bad after all.

>> No.16233644

>>16233638
Human girls > Monster girls

>> No.16233646
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16233646

>>16233638
>Slimy breast height hugs
objectively inferior to fluffy breast height hugs

>> No.16233649

>>16233638
They don't, they just can't

Unagi-Joros are the best.

>> No.16233651

>>16233399
It's fun if you layer up and wear snow pa ts, wearing a goose down coat feels like being hugged by a mini yeti even when it's 20 below

>> No.16233655

>>16233651
snow pants*, damn Ice Queens making my hands too cold to type

>> No.16233658

>>16233635
My daughteru is not for hire and never will be. Maybe if it's for like an innocent summer job or something with a nice married family, but that's it. I don't think I'd be able to say no if she wanted to come along to the agency in her latex maid outfit though, I'm sure she'd be quite excited about going to visit all the maids!

>>16233637
Ok, that's very clever. I might have to rethink my business policies, KDF RubberMaid Services has a nice ring to it.

>>16233643
I really couldn't do much more than having them wear latex uniforms, otherwise it'f eel like cheating.

>> No.16233659

>>16233655
Ice Queen wants pats without pants.

>> No.16233663

>>16233638
Unagi-joros are made for face to breast hugs. She can adjust her height to match yours so your face will get buried in her chest.

>> No.16233664

>>16232064
>Nopan
Nice

>> No.16233670

>>16233658
>KDF RubberMaid Services
I can dig it.

>> No.16233671

>>16233663
She's the ultimate ara ara

>> No.16233674

>>16233659
She'll have to leave her palace and come to me for pats, I'm not leaving my bed snuggled up in Weresheep wool blankets and hat

>> No.16233679

>>16233263
None.

>> No.16233678

>>16232064
>that navel
Oh baby. Make me want to see a Wight wearing a two-piece that showcases some midriff.
>>16232250
He lurks from time to time.

>> No.16233683

>>16230677
Except I like Mantises you nigger.

>> No.16233687
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16233687

>>16232491
>Devil trying to live up to the awesomeness of Demons
Pretty cute and hot nonetheless. Them hips too.
>>16233035
I want to ravage her butthole.

>> No.16233688
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16233688

>>16233663

>> No.16233699

>>16233638
I want to become slippery with her. I want to lick all over her body.

>> No.16233706

>>16232491
Is that a Demon pretending to be a Devil or a Devil pretending to be a Demon?
This is important, I'm danbooring it.

>> No.16233709

How should short guy and tall monster girl hug without being awkward?

>> No.16233710

>>16233709
She;d have to pick him up.

>> No.16233716

>>16233709
Boob hugs.

>> No.16233719

>>16233706
twintails says devil

>> No.16233722

>>16233706
It's a Devil cosplaying in the profile Demons outfit.

>> No.16233723

>>16233709
>>16233716

>> No.16233724

>>16233699
Her slime is actually good for you.

>> No.16233728

>>16233724
She also likes to force feed it to you.

>> No.16233729

>>16233724
I know, makes it even better. Gonna make her body sore from all the licking.

>> No.16233734

>>16233729
I feel like your tongue would get sore first.

>> No.16233738

>>16233734
You underestimate my tongue.

>> No.16233741

>>16233738
I don't know anon, Eels have a lot to lick!

>> No.16233742

>>16233724
She likes to add some when cooking for you.

>> No.16233744

>>16233738
This sounds like what an Akaname would say

>> No.16233747

>>16233744
Now I'm picturing an Akaname giving an Unagi-jorou a tongue bath.

Thanks anon.

>> No.16233748

>>16233741
Well, I'll make sure to take my time getting every single spot of her. She'll be just a mess when I finish.

>>16233744
Akanames are for tongue twister.

>> No.16233750

>>16233729
I wonder if I could lick my MG waifus pussy so much that it gets sore and sensitive from all the licking.

>> No.16233754

I wonder what an Akaname's reaction would be to me jerking off her tongue.

>> No.16233759

>>16233750
I have a fetish for cunnilingus. My waifu knows what happens when we are getting sexy and I lick my lips.

>> No.16233781

How would you make an Akaname wear a gag if her tongue is so long?

>> No.16233783

>>16233754
Arousal
They're probably a bit masochist, I bet you could make one cum by making a tight know with her tongue

>> No.16233784

>>16233781
You'd just have to gag her with her own tongue. Maybe a ring gag would work too, maybe with a tight latex tongue-sock attached to it to really make her feel helpless.

>> No.16233786

>>16233781
ring gag, duh

>> No.16233794

Can vampires be lazy or NEET?

>> No.16233796

>>16233784
That's way too lewd.

>> No.16233804

>>16233783
>a tight know
Typo, I meant a knot

>>16233781
I wouldn't, that's cruel

>>16233786
Ring gag would definitely work, you could even irrumate her while she eats herself out

>> No.16233805

>They still tell the tales of the first Dragoon
>A knight so enamored by the ferocity and power of his ancient foes that he trained his body to soar to their heights
>No one knows what ever truly happened to that lance wielding knight, who could leap into the sky
>Some say he journeyed into Makai with the Hero
>Others say that he found a human wife and died in solitude, but little do they know the truth
>That in the great battle between the First and his most powerful adversary, he took her eye... but in the process she stole his heart
>Some days, when you journey past Dragonia you can still hear them, the children Azure of Lady Nidhogg

>> No.16233812

I want to choke an akaname with her own tongue while fucking her doggystyle!

>> No.16233813

>>16233794
I'm sure there are some NEET or lazy vampire mistresses out there.

>> No.16233828

>>16233646
>those heart pupils
>dat expression
>dat drip
March Hare is an underrated girl

>> No.16233831

>>16233828
Why is her carrot sweating...

>> No.16233832

>>16233828
bunny girls. Good for lewd but too vanilla for waifu

>> No.16233835
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What do monster girls think of cumflation?

>> No.16233838

>>16233831
Because it's hot.

>> No.16233848

>>16233835
They love it. Nothing puts a MG into a state of drunken bliss faster than a bulging womb of hot cum.

>> No.16233850

>>16233831
I think that's spit.

>> No.16233861

>>16233754
She'd rape your throat.

>> No.16233862

>>16233831
>>16233850
Yes, March Hares are all so orally fixated that they need to have something in their mouths basically all the time, kind of like a pacifier.

>> No.16233864

>>16233835
"What do you mean your husband haven't cumflated you? Are you sure you've been a good wife if he hasn't done that yet?"

>> No.16233865

>>16233861
Neat.

>> No.16233869

>>16233862
I bet a March Hare would love wearing a dildo gag.

>> No.16233876

>Computer suddenly refuses to get past the startup screen
>So far fuckall works in fixing it
>Places to send it to get fixed in don't open till monday
>All writefagging progress is stuck in there
>Along with every shitposting image
>Don't even have an image to shitpost with in this computer

This is how it ends

>> No.16233878

>>16233876
Hopefully shitposting images are the worst things on there.

Are they the worst things on there anon?

>> No.16233879

>>16233876
It's time to start over, Anon. With a new name, new images, new monsters.

>> No.16233880

>>16233878
Define worst

>> No.16233885

>>16233876
you dont ever backup your files? i always copy any new pictures or stuff i get into 2 different USB

i am a paranoid fucker

>> No.16233886

>>16233879
>With a new name, new images, new monsters.
I wonder how many people her have actually done this.

>> No.16233888
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16233888

I want more beetles.

>> No.16233892

>>16233880
I don't know anon, is it really that bad?

>> No.16233901

>>16233888
Do shield beetles dual wield shields?

>> No.16233914

>>16227965
Which monster girls would most likely to recite lovey dovey poetry while making love?
That's my fetish

>> No.16233919

>>16233865
That or a tonguejob. She's great at it.

>> No.16233921

>>16233901
If they do then one shield must be smaller since the profile specifies only one "sturdy, great shield" for the shield beetles.

>> No.16233932

>>16233914
Phantom. May contain chunni.

>> No.16233934

>>16233921
I suppose a "sturdy great shield" would have to be wielded two handed anyways.

>> No.16233936

>>16233828
I wish she was talked about more. Or rather, I hope her story in after school alice tale gets translated. Though I have a feeling the wordplay would be sort of awkward.

>> No.16233939

>>16233876
>Boot from USB
>Run harddrive defragment
>Then run a registry cleanup
>MAGIC

Or pull the drive and do that stuff with a backup/friend's computer.

>> No.16233941

>>16233914
Any ones with a french accent

>> No.16233943

>>16233939
>disk defragment meme

>> No.16233947

>>16233943
>implying it's a meme meme with old physical platter drives

>> No.16233950

>>16233885
Fell victim to complacency over the years and stopped backing up just as it happened. Not like I lost much in that regard since I have what I wrote online and didn't write shit for whatever chapter I was working on.

>>16233892
Apart from years worth of saved images and music that costed me an arm and a leg to find, I think I'll survive if the worst happens.

>> No.16233955
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>>16233901
That sounds impractical.

>> No.16233972

>>16233955
I want to cut a hole in whatever shes wearing on her top, fill it with some oil, and then empty myself in her chest

>> No.16233974

>>16233848
i just like to imagine how they would react once they think you are done and suddenly you eat some funky shrooms and start pouring a dam of juices inside their wombs without any stopping soon

>> No.16233975

>>16233812
This is how you get heart pupils

>>16233835
One of their favorite thing, it makes them feel the joys of pregnancy even if it's just for a few hours

>> No.16233976

>>16233955
Two shields are better than one. Put them together at an angle and you'll do FAR better defending than if you were to tank the hit head on

>> No.16233991

>>16233914
One of the paralyzing ones like basilisk.

Getting raped by a nerd monologuing shakespeare while you're powerless to resist and glowering is the best.

>> No.16234002

>>16233991
>monologuing shakespeare
I was leaning more toward poetry she made herself that come straight from the heart

>> No.16234007

>>16234002
That's fair, but I dislike shakespeare so it affects me more strongly on an emotional torment level.

>> No.16234013

>>16234007
>torment
I think we're wanting different things from this

>> No.16234022

>>16233941
Wine sipping yetis with french-canadian accents

>> No.16234028

>>16234007
>dislike Shakespeare

I don't think anyone with a soul can hate Richard III. Best villain play of the Renaissance.

“And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.”

Pretty hard to hate Hamlet too. A bunch of the others are varying levels of badly aged satire and plain droll.

>> No.16234078

I want to compliment a vampire fangs!

>> No.16234088

>>16234028
Shakespeare had a few moments of brilliant writing, but its most of it is no better than reality tv. He got famous because it was all they had. People forget he was in the 1% of people who where even literate at that time.

>> No.16234108
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16234108

Cute monster girls in tacky Christmas sweaters!

>> No.16234113

>>16234108
I want to recharge her by patting her gently on the head!

>> No.16234120

>>16234108
I want to fill her with juice until her batteries are extra charged

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16234126

>tfw Waifu is never talked about

>> No.16234129

>>16234126
Her dark version looks like more fun.

>> No.16234132

>>16234120
>not having shag carpet all over the house
>not "filling her" on said carpet
Maximum charge.

>>16234129
If you're into turbosluts I guess.

>> No.16234133

>>16234129
But she's not pure and loving!

>> No.16234134

>>16234126
>Consensual cuddling
>Handholding
>Mating press

cant get purer than this

>> No.16234156
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>>16234126
What other types of weaponry could Valkyries wield?
Would their armors ever differ in appearance?

>> No.16234160

>>16234156
They need hammers.

>> No.16234162

>>16234132
What about riding her on the carpet?

>> No.16234175
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16234175

I bet Anubutts have nice, soft paw pads! Perfect for handholding!

>> No.16234181

>>16234175
Of course they do. Not only they are dogs, but they don't do any physical work either.

>> No.16234188

>>16234160
And muscle and big titties!

>> No.16234198
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>>16234188
Did somebody say muscle and titties?

>> No.16234199

>>16234156
>This is a SSS rank paladin armor

Don't go telling monsters that they are sluts when this is what the "good guys' are wearing

>> No.16234209
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>>16234198
Those aren't big at all.

>> No.16234213

>>16234126
It'd be nice to have one to whip me into shape but I'd be to worried about wondering if she's corrupting or not and what to do if she does.
Also, apparently from KC's comments on the cupid profile eros Valkyries do indeed exist.

>> No.16234214

>>16234175
I bet Anubutts have the best kept hair and tails out of any wolfus!

>> No.16234219
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>>16234209
They're just right to me.

I can't stand the crabman style Watermelons glued to stick thing body style boobs.

>> No.16234225

>>16234214
Still a step below the foxes though.

>> No.16234226

>>16234156
Spear and shield. Axe and shileld. If you're being realistic at all

>> No.16234237
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16234237

New wife picture finished today as well!

>> No.16234245

>>16234237
Gazerfag, how much do you think you've spent on commissions?

>> No.16234256

>>16234213
I hope he does a profile for that some day. A pink valkyrie I guess?

>> No.16234257

>>16234237
She's bullying an eye stock.

>> No.16234260
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>>16234237
Sometimes I think about commissioning ittla to do art of my waifu. I think I'd rather spend the money on more guns and ammo though.

>> No.16234274

>>16234260
i feel you anon

>> No.16234278

>>16234260
are you saying guns AREN'T waifus, anon?

>> No.16234287

>>16234260
Oh my, what sharp teeth that Hound has.

>> No.16234303

>>16234278
I would a raifu desu

>> No.16234311

I want to cumflate a jabberwock and plug her up with a vibrator

>> No.16234321
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>>16234278
My guns wouldn't make great waifus. All I got is a 10/22, a Chinese made M16, and a Turk 9mm pistol.
Actually a Chinese M16 raifu might be cute, depending on how it's done.

>>16234287
All the better to give you love bites with!

>> No.16234325

>>16234311
Anon no! Wock is not for lewd!

>> No.16234336

>>16234325
>Jabberwocks not for lewd

They are literally dragons with lewdness racked to eleven

>> No.16234337

>>16234336
No anon, Wocks are pure!

>> No.16234351

>>16234337
I am gonna devour sticky shrooms and proceed to mate press her until all her friends are purple with envy of how much semen she has inside

>> No.16234352
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16234352

Behold! The great Nicola Bolas! The strongest Dragon!

>> No.16234369

>>16234352
>Not Nicole Bolas
I'm not mad, just disapointed

>> No.16234375

>>16234369
Ah damn, that would have been better.

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>>16234352
Niet

>> No.16234406

>>16234396
Ah! Such big horns!

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16234409

What have you done now anon?

>> No.16234411
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>>16234108
It's not a sweater, but it's still festive.

>> No.16234413

>>16234406
>>16234396
You know what they say about girls with big horns

>> No.16234416
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>>16234352
FUCK YOU THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE TRUE STRONGEST DRAGON IN HERE.

>> No.16234420

>>16234411
Flat is justice

>> No.16234423

>>16234245
Probably a bit over $2000

>> No.16234424

>>16234409
She's adamant that she isn't mother material, but I always tell her otherwise.

>> No.16234432

>>16234411
>You will never work as a mall santa in Monster Girl City, with your 'helpful' Gremlin assistant.
>Always has a stupid grin on her face.
>Especially when a gigantic Oni delinquent takes a seat in your lap and asks you in a loud voice for more booze.

>> No.16234435

>>16234423
Dayum.

>> No.16234437

>>16234409
People in this thread are talking about who the strongest Dragon is and she hasn't even been mentioned.

>> No.16234439

>>16234437
Of course it's the red tsun one!

>> No.16234445
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16234445

>>16234439
Duh!

>> No.16234455

>>16234445
I want to come up behind her and rub her tail when she's angry!

>> No.16234462

>>16234445
I want to be one of her henchmen!

She looks cute when she's annoyed/angry!

>> No.16234465
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16234465

Sooo, lets say I run across a sleeping Minotaur and decide to go in for a drink while shes out to see how it stacks versus holstaur milk. Now lets say she wakes up while I'm doing it. What should I expect the outcome of this scenario to be?

>> No.16234467

>>16234465
Rape/cannibalism.

>> No.16234470
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>>16234455
She doesnt have a tail on the official game

but she is very dam well the only dragon girl i truly love, even if she is just half dragon

she is the reason i am into dragon girls to be honest

>> No.16234474

>>16234470
Still, any red tsun dragon is best dragon in my book.

>> No.16234486

>>16234467
I can get behind the first part, second part, not so much

>> No.16234492

>>16234445
>>16234470
I want to help a Red Dragon with her bad temper.

We can do yoga, some stretching and calm breathing will do wonders for their temperament!

>> No.16234497

>>16234492
And a tiring fugging session!

twice per day, three on weekends

>> No.16234499

Proud NEET griffins!

>> No.16234535
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16234535

Come on lads, let's head on down to the MGC Bar and have ourselves a good ole time!

I bet the other boys are already down there, having a gaff, hitting on MGs way out of their league and everything!

I'm sure it's still open, we got time! We can get our fun in before they close out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usw6klhI7Os

...All right boys, change of plans! We're heading to the other bar, you know the one on the "other" side of town, that one. We're gonna have ourselves a grand time and damn the expense!

Let's get moving Oni-Musha and our good time awaits!

>> No.16234548

>>16234535
I'm going to hit on the tsun Dragons who try to tell me to "piss off" and NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

>> No.16234560

>>16234535
>that sad moment when I'm sick with a cold

>> No.16234575
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>>16234535
Just another night at the MGC bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

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>>16234575
This isn't a night at MGC bar.

This is a night at MGC's Oni-Musha.

Did anyone actually read the post...?

>> No.16234609

>>16234605
Get off my ass, ya wee bitty fuck.

>> No.16234613

>>16234605
I didn't get the reference sorry.

>> No.16234622

>>16234465
She'll make you finish but you're going to be forced to put your tongue in alot more places

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>>16234609
Does this mean anon is an angry drunk?

Actually that's pretty terrifying, angry drunk anon in a bar with rough and tumble MGs could lead to the whole gang getting bullied.

>> No.16234638

>>16234622
oh my.......

>> No.16234652
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16234652

Drink, eat and have fun all you want but don't forget to take care of your waifu's teeth

>> No.16234654

>>16234624
>angry drunk anon yells out "Succubi are cosplay tier!"

>> No.16234661

>>16234652
Do dragons have fangs?

>> No.16234663

>>16234624
>TFW absinthe fairy who's very real telling some sad, angry drunkard "Ganbare!"

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>>16234624
Do Succubi like bellyrubs?

>> No.16234683

>>16234575
Who's the one cooking?

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>>16234624
Oh boy, Anon's done it this time.

>> No.16234698

>>16234686
Are there human men only bars in MGC? I guess human men have to be protected from the relentless bathroom oni rape.

>> No.16234699

>>16234624
>Angry, drunken slurs gets you kicked out and raped in a gutter
>too drunk to care
>Wake up next morning with your pants down and cum drying on your thighs as well as various, miscellaneous unidentified MG juices.
I wonder what Mg would take pity on such a pathetic drunk

>> No.16234706

>>16234679
Chubby succubi are for belly rubs

>> No.16234722
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>>16234663
That sounds like an MGC Bar fairy patron.

Now the Oni-Musha fairy patron would be a bit less kind.

>> No.16234725

>>16234661
Of course, why wouldn't they?

>> No.16234727

>>16234706
Incorrect. Chubby Succubi are for calling sows while you rub their belly and grab at their love handles whilst you hump them into a sopping wet heap.

>> No.16234734

>>16234725
Well. Human boys don't really have rights in MGC do they?

>> No.16234751

>>16234727
Why can't they be for both?

>> No.16234756

>>16234679
They seem fond of stroking in general

>> No.16234765

>>16234432
>Wurm-chan just wants her dad for christmas so that her mom would stop drinking

>> No.16234775

>>16234722
What the fuck is an Oni-Musha, outside of a Capcom game.

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>>16234727
Or you tease them by making them get near a church just so their breasts fill up with milk.

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>>16234706
Any Monstergirl is ripe for belly rubs when you thoroughly impregnate them.

>> No.16234789

>>16234765
Please

>> No.16234795

>>16234776
Or giving snacks so you can grope their chubby succubutts.

>>16234785
That is also true.

>> No.16234799

>>16234156
Why is the Empress dressed like this?

Is this another GO thing?

>> No.16234800

>>16234765
I'm gonna secret santa that little girl a Lich for christmass who can work on piecing her daddy's remains together for reanimation after his wife smacked him during a tsundere skit and shattered his spine and ruptured his internal organs.

>> No.16234806

>>16234800
This sounds like Sabrina the Teenage Lich inverted.

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>> No.16234844
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>>16234775
Be more specific.

Onimusha can mean Demon Warrior, Oni Warrior, or Ogre Warrior. Also a Capcom game.

Oni-Musha appears to be the other bar in MGC besides the traditional one Latenight has drawn a lot of.

Seeing as how Oni are drinkers and Musha means Warrior, one could conclude that it is like a rougher Salty Spitoon styled bar, possibly with an Oni owner who named it as a play on her species' name.

At least I'm pretty sure. Probably.

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>>16234799
It's from Extella. Nero gains it via Heroic Spirit Apotheosis and wields Attila's Photon Ray.
>>16234834
Take a hike Bollocks.

>> No.16234853

>>16234844
Thanks for the clarification. Was confused as fuck what you mean by Oni-Musha as a bar.

>> No.16234870

>>16234834
she's cute tho

>> No.16234878

Watching an interview with crabman posted in the /a/ thread and honestly it's pretty interesting. I wonder of some one could rope KC into an interview and get him to talk about his personal thoughts.

Though I get the feeling KC will be too formal and concerned with trying to made every one happy and won't end up being honest.

>> No.16234881

>>16234845
How about you get that tree trunk sized stick out of your ass first?

>> No.16234894

>>16234878
wait im not sure if im reading this right,
are you saying okayado did a q&a on /a/?

>> No.16234906

>>16234881
Pot kettle black.

>> No.16234908

>>16234894
No he did an interview with a youtuber. If you look at his tweets you'll find it.

>> No.16234912

>>16234908
link to his twitter?

>> No.16234919

>>16234906
Not my fault you're trying to start shit with me when Yena is legitimately cute. At least I didn't post something like Cait or Cu Sith, faggot.

>> No.16234937

>>16234919
But you did actually post furry stuff.

>> No.16234939

>>16234912
>>>/a/150718939

>> No.16234951

>>16234939
Crossboard linking doesn't include the embedded youtube link. I didn't know that.

>> No.16234968

>>16234937
Except the furries aren't the main focus of the manga, now are they, you autismal fuck?

>> No.16234977

How do Jabberwocks come to be in the first place? Did the Queen of Hearts abduct some Dragons and converted them?

>> No.16234985

>>16234977
Probably. Also possible an echidna gave birth to them. They do that sometimes, make new species

>> No.16234998

>>16234985
Man, that would be rough on an Echidna and her husband. Imagine raising a baby of a race that no-one's ever seen before.

>> No.16235003

>>16234977
From the profile:

>The progenitor was originally a normal "dragon," but when the "Queen of Hearts" laid eyes on her proud figure, she maliciously cast a spell and changed the source of her pride from "being the absolute strongest and overpowering others" to "being the most lascivious and overpowering others."

So basically the Queen of Hearts, in her almost infantile, mostly childlike wonder decided to twist a Dragon into the original Jabberwocky who then raped Anon and had babies because he was all out of snicker snacks

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>>16235003
The Queen of Hearts also gave a Harpy big tits and sent her into perpetual heat for shits and giggles, which is how JubJubs were made.

>> No.16235038

>>16235003
The creation of the first Jabberwock seems a top-tier corruption material

>> No.16235053

>>16235003
Ah, I missed that in her profile.

>> No.16235054

>>16234985
Why don'y you just read the profile?

>> No.16235074

>Tfw your dad marries an Anubis when you're still a kid.
>She works and lives in Pharaoh's (a distant ancestor of the current reigning one to be exact) big damned mansion. You all move in.
>Dad and Anubimom are always busy either at work or doing lovey-dovey things.
>Younger brother is constantly assailed by your step-sisters, all competing to be the best Onee-San.
>Older brother has a harem of Ojou-sama type MGs he goes to school with competing for his affections while being egged on by an almost sociopathic troll of a Sphinx.
>Pharaoh, though she actually DOES try to take care of you (even though it's not really her job), often has to leave and go back to her homeland to unfuck the current, somewhat airheaded Pharaoh's newest blunder.
>Tfw you wind up being raised by Pharaoh's magic, ageless cobra familiar instead.

>> No.16235075

>>16234845
>He doesn't just hide posts

>> No.16235086

>>16235074
>Airheaded Pharaohs

I'm interested

>> No.16235098

>>16235074
Sounds like the middle kid got the best deal, a CC snake and her owner. Imagine being ten years down the track and snuggling in with your snakefu while your older and younger brothers stress about managing their harems.

>> No.16235117

>>16235098
her snake is too dangerously cheesy for me.

>> No.16235127

>>16235098
Anon, a Pharaoh's snake is just a snake.
It'll probably try to hook you up with that Apophis your age who's trying to stir up trouble for it's master.

>> No.16235134

>>16235117
>>16235127
I headcanon it as a loyal Lamia retainer who is skilled in polymorhpy. Can turn into a familiar or jewelry at her mistress's behest.

>> No.16235157
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>>16233709
It's never awkward with monstergirls.

Also you didn't consider that many monstergirls are way taller than the tallest man and it's not only about short guys.

>> No.16235161

>>16235157
Fuck off back to e621

>> No.16235165

>>16233709
Just hug, put your face between her tits and hug her waist

>> No.16235169

>>16235161
Wat

>> No.16235173

>>16235169
Not him, but it's the furry r34

>> No.16235183

>>16235173
But I'm not a furry?

>> No.16235189

>>16235183
You're posting artwork done by a guy who draws furshit though. That's probably why he said it.

>> No.16235193

>>16234939
Oh shit.

>> No.16235197

>>16235189
That's the guy who made the dinosaur monstergirl manga. I thought he was okay here?

>> No.16235202

>>16235189
There's a huge difference between furshit and what Sanzo draws

>>16235197
Just ignore them. They're trying to start shit.

>> No.16235203

>>16235161
>>16235173
>>16235189
I'd be with you if he was actually posting that kind of stuff but saying people can't post any art from a guy non stop is more than a little silly.

Yell at him if he does post furshit by all means.

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>>16235074
>it wasn't a familiar, it was an Apophis the whole time!

>> No.16235207

>>16235189
There's a lot of cheesy shit out there. It's best to take art on a case by case basis.

>> No.16235212

>>16235197
He draws furries and monsterboys, what do you think?

>>16235203
>>16235207
You guys are fundamentally mistaken. I'm the the guy who told the other guy to fuck off. I'm just explaining what e621 is, and why that anon would have told the other anon to go there.

Personally as long as you don't post the furshit, I don't care.

>> No.16235214

>>16235207
This so much.

If we started "banning" nice art because the artist has drawn questionable stuff in the past then the list of artists we can post would be incredibly small.

>> No.16235218

>>16235212
>I'm not** the guy who told the other guy to fuck off.

>> No.16235220

>>16235098
>>16235127

>Pharaoh's snake is just a snake.
>One that teaches you ancient magics and imparts the warrior ways of the medjay unto you via telepathy while you sleep, so that one day, when it's master reclaims her old throne from her incompetent ancestor, you will be at her side to lead the realm to glory as her mightiest general and if it has anything to about it, husband.
>Pharaoh, for her part, has no idea what her snek has planned and just wants you to grow up to be a good man and have a happy life.

>> No.16235241
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16235241

the day i see a pure jabberwock is the day i become king of the apes

i will proceed to hold her hands,pamper her, marry,have consensual cuddling under the blankets and give lots of belly rubs to her jabberwocky filled womb followed by kisses

>> No.16235246

>>16234845
>It's from Extella.
Huh. I imported the super-duper nip special edition. I really should play it...

>> No.16235248

>>16235241
While reigning over a bunch of kakuens.

>> No.16235259

>>16235086
I started writing something with a Pharaoh who thinks of the Apophis that's constantly scheming against her as being her best friend; leaving said Apophis utterly bereft of any sort of real rivalry as the Pharaoh shrugs off everything she does as just "Oh that's so like her".

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>The Jungle Book with monstergirls
>Tarzan with monstergirls

>> No.16235276
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Stupid sexy manticores

>> No.16235289

>>16235212
He's also Bollocks' shitposting trademark

>> No.16235298

>>16235220
>Pharaoh realizes the cold-blooded killing machine the snek has turned you into in her name.
>Drops everything else going on in her life and takes responsibility
>Snek achieves maximum keikaku doori.

>> No.16235299

>>16235269
I want a Bear girl to sing about the 'Bare Necessities'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

>> No.16235302

>>16235269
there's a MonMusu jungle book thing.

>> No.16235307

>>16235276
not into beast girls

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>>16233073
When did this happen?

>> No.16235317

>>16235269
>mother wolf as a thicc werewolf

>> No.16235324

>>16235289
There is this too.

>> No.16235333

>>16235289
You faggots think everything's that though.

>> No.16235339

>>16235317
>Tiger girl has wanted to husbando'd you since you were a baby, but you're engaged to the Alpha's daughter.

>> No.16235349

>>16235269
>>16235302
https://exhentai.org/g/64068/fb0969c537/

5 through 30. Enjoy. Will warn you ahead of time though, The Rhino girl pegs him with a dildo she confiscated from some poachers, Something something something fake out futa on male bullshit.

>> No.16235352
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>>16235307
That's okay, because I am. I love their fluffy tails and ears, their mofu, their paws and claws, and their dominant personalities.

>> No.16235392

>>16235349
>snek
>legs
I mean, you can see it's old and shit, I understand but...HERESY

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Cute frumpy Monster Girls at home

Tell me those NEETs

>> No.16235427

>Wake up and get ready for work
>Holstaur neighbor gives you a bottle of her milk, blushing slightly
>Take it and thank her
>Arrive at work
>Put bottle in corner with the others

I'm too jaded for love

>> No.16235433
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>>16235405
"Oh, it's you anon, I just thought you were the fedex man, I'm supposed to be getting some new figures today!"

>> No.16235436

>>16235074
I'd accept being raised by a magical Cobra who's probably still familiar with the "old" ways.

So long as she acts like a grizzled Cobra Commander.

>> No.16235445

>>16235433
I want to mating press that snake.
Wanna cuddle with her afterwards and hear her heartbeat.

>> No.16235447

>>16235405
>frumpy
what exactly does that mean?

>> No.16235451

>>16235447
frumpy
ˈfrʌmpi/Submit
adjective
(of a woman or her clothes) dowdy and old-fashioned.

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>>16235405
>More Abigail never

>> No.16235458

>>16235333
Is there ever a time it isn't?

>> No.16235462

>>16235405
why would a girl be holding something like that?

>> No.16235467

>>16235427
Sounds like someone needs a hug

Run Anon the Yetis are coming for you.
>>16235451
Fits a Troll perfectly

>Troll tries to hide her "assets" with traditional clothes
>with mixed results

>> No.16235470

>>16235462
To jerk her crush off with if he happens to walk into her room while she's masturbating.

>> No.16235499

>Be a prizefighter in the MGC underground, fighting other humans like a modern day gladiator.
>You take home big money and what little glory a human man still can take in MGC.
>It all comse crashing down when the ring gets busted by the cops.
>You're pulled aside by the chief of police, a tall and intimidatingly muscular dragon.
>She reads you off your record of fights and how you fight like a mad dog.
>She offers you two options.
>One: A non-reducible ten year sentence in MGC Disciplinary.
>You'll be let out when you serve your time, but it was formerly an all female prison with a current 99% female prisoner rate.
>Two: You can work for the police as a contractor, well paid but you'll be pointed at targets.
>You'd also be working as her daughter's partner.

What do you choose anon?

>> No.16235502

>>16235455
She just looks so vulnerable here. I just wanna tackle her down into that pile of pillows, lift both those glorious thighs up and fuck her, making her cum before she even really wakes up

>> No.16235503

>>16235470
Neet monsters are dangerous

>> No.16235509

>>16235499
Prison

>> No.16235510

>>16235445
I'm intrigued anon. How does one mating press a lamia?

>> No.16235520

>>16235499
Can I see a picture of her daughter and maybe get her record while on the police force?
I'm gonna say yes regardless but I would like know what I'm getting into beforehand.

>> No.16235524

>>16235462
She thought the package was for her and now she's upset about your shit taste in onaholes.

>> No.16235534

>>16235524
>shit taste in onaholes.
I genuinely didn't know there was 'taste' in onaholes. Is there really that much variety?

>> No.16235542

>>16235503
They can't catch me.

>> No.16235543

>>16235534
From peeking into the onahole thread, apparently yes.

>> No.16235560

>>16235499
I'll pick option two and just quit the next year.

>> No.16235566

>>16235499
Dragons shouldn't be everywhere.

>> No.16235572

>>16235503
I want to tease them and then get raped

>> No.16235579

>>16235566
>Dragon postwomen
>Dragon checkout chicks

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>>16235534
>>16235543
I bet no one here will ever remember that time when I posted this shit in MGQ general as the "Closest to MG pussy you can get".

>> No.16235596

>>16235566
You should never go to Dragonia then.

>> No.16235598

>>16235499
>Not building an empire with your prison harem

>> No.16235609

>>16235579
>"Hey...how come all the monsters here are dragons?"
>"I dunno, it's just a coincidence."
>"Hmm, I guess you're right suspiciously feminine male transfer student who always changes in the bathroom and stares into jewelry shops."

>> No.16235624

>>16235609
>Tomboy Reverse Trap Dragon
Yes.

Just holy shit so much of the yes.

>> No.16235625

>>16235593
Don't even now what I'm looking at here.

>> No.16235630

>>16235579
Ya know, I think I'd shut down as a human by that point. I already suffer from "y-you too" syndrome on a weekly basis.

> just getting milk and eggs and stuff
> gotta keep the fridge stocked
> trying to decide if it's work the price concerning holst / harpie or normal product
> it's weird how comfortable MGC seems with eating other people's byproducts
> finally get my list filled up, head to the checkout lane
> dragon easily two heads taller than me working at the register
> silently judging my dietary choices
> I already have issues trying to avoid corruption lady, don't smirk at me because I won't buy the weird meat here

bleh,

>> No.16235631

>>16235593
what is that?

>> No.16235640

>>16235630
>I already suffer from "y-you too" syndrome
I don't get it. What's wrong with saying "You too"? I mean, isn't that a natural response if someone says "Have a nice day" or some such in passing?

>> No.16235643

>>16235640
>"Thanks for ordering anon, enjoy your meal!"

>> No.16235644
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>tfw I prefer following to leading
>even If I were the strongest warrior in the world, I'd rather just be my waifu's right hand
Is is only me?

>> No.16235649

>>16235624
What are you talking about? He's clearly a very manly boy.

Also he needs to borrow your underwear that you've worn before.

>> No.16235652

>>16235640
it isn't the phrase itself, its used online as a shorthand for just being awkward and stuttery in normal interaction. I'd have it pretty bad around monsters in general to be honest

>> No.16235658

>>16235644
>You'll never be decked out in dark full plate armor, not or protection but because only she is worthy of looking upon you

>> No.16235660

>>16235630
Someone's gonna find you cute and take you home.

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>>16235609
Polymorphing Monstergirls is untapped potential in these threads along with Spirit Realms.

>> No.16235665

>>16235644
I lack the ambition and passion necessary to lead, but enjoy watching and supprting anothers ambitions unfold

>> No.16235667

>>16235662
>Tomboy reverse trap dragon has Holst teir breasts
>Chest bindings and polymorphing can only do so much without it being uncomfortable.

>> No.16235671

>>16235593
It was before my time but are you the guy who did all kinds of things for science?

>> No.16235674

I want to buy girly dresses for my pregnant vampire wife!

even better if she is hiding behind me while everyone stares at her with a weird look

>> No.16235676

>>16235660
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. I just wanna go home and play my FFXIV healer classes, but chances are some white van is gonna roll up and grab me off the streets.

How do cars work in MGC? With wurms and taur-types about, is it like "no vehicles within city limits?" Places in like Canada do that, I hear it's not actually that bid of a deal to get from A to B.

>> No.16235678

>>16235667
That's pretty damn hot.

>> No.16235682

>>16235676
>play my FFXIV healer classes

I think your guilddmates have plans.
>>16235678
They might burst out sometime. Possibly at the worst time.

>> No.16235684

>>16235674
Those aren't proper dresses for a vampire.

Also why would she ashamed, getting pregnant is difficult for monstergirls, and even more for the top ones like vampires. If anything she will be the envy of the rest of vampires.

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>>16233073
Also does Alp mind if I do lewd stuff to his daughteru

>> No.16235693

>>16235684
She isnt used to going out and buy clothes, thats all

and i meant loosened sunflower dresses with girly patterns

>> No.16235694

>>16235688
All the best girls are dead.

>> No.16235697

>>16235644
Not at all anon, leadership is a burden.
It's not something you can do without experience.
And if you're suited to it, it's perfectly fine to defer to your waifu if she's capable.

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>>16235671
No but Science guy is in here somewhere.

He might only answer to his maiden name MAXIMUM IMMERSION anon though.

There's lots of science in MGQ threads though.

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>>16235694
All the best girls are doomed in MGRP. At least I can wait for A Lone Knight's Battles and the translation for the Drama CD so I can get more La Pucelle.

Also according to the Drama CD Nemurin is capable of summoning megucas even if they died so there's a lot of questions here. Is Nemurinland the afterlife? Is she the magical girl lord of the underworld? Can she bring La Pucelle back any time she wants?

>> No.16235712

>>16235660
>kinda awkward and reclusive as is
>probably wouldn't handle myself to well around these otherworldly beauties
>flirtation only makes me more embarrassed

>> No.16235715

How do you feel about Tegu Lizard girls?

>> No.16235716

>>16235509
>>16235598
Enjoy your sore pelvises anons.

>>16235510
She lays down on the bed and you do the thrusting from on top. Sometimes she might wrap her tail around you. Simple.
>>16235520
Her daughter's 6'1". Brown skin, Red Scales and with nice tits and abs.
She's a rookie cop who just moved up into investigations. Her mother wants you to be her partner because she's worried about her.

>>16235560
Well you're no fun at all.

>> No.16235722

>>16235716
Well I found my loophole, so suck it.

>> No.16235724

>>16234535
Fuck I was at the bar today. Got a whole box of condoms.

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>>16235579
>Dragon Santa

>> No.16235729

>>16235038
Maybe you should try to get somebody to write it because I sure as fuck don't have confidence in doing it.

>> No.16235734

>>16235649
Well, I suppose there's nothing wrong with that. I'll just put on this load of wash and then he can have the extra.

>> No.16235736

>>16235676
Astrologian a Best.

>> No.16235737

>>16235716
>Rookie dragon cop.
>Head full of wide-eyed idealism and black and whit justice.
>Stuck with you because you know how the city actually works.

This could work...

>> No.16235738
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>>16235726
Dragon Baker

>> No.16235741

>>16235705
I wonder if it's Niebelfader? Since he's a nuclear physicist.

>> No.16235742

>>16235738
Dragon Bakery is mediocre.

They always burn their food.

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>>16235726
I can't wait to see what Santa Waifu has in store for me!

>> No.16235750

>>16235742
No, that's the sabbath one. Also, the Dragon's charcoal is really good depending on who makes it.

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>>16235749
I hope Santa gives me a really nice present. I've been a good kid this year.

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If I'm an archaeologist should I look for a monstergirl that will accompany me on my expeditions or for a rich mistress that will finance my expeditions and wait for me to come back at the end of each of them?

>> No.16235758

These threads have slow down a lot. Story production has dropped dramatically as well

>> No.16235760

>>16235737
Just imagine running your first case together and uncovering some messed up shit.
>"Lilith's tits, what did they do to this guy?"
>Jacked him up on stimulants and filtered raging mushroom extract and then let him loose in the ring. Makes 'em violent. Takes away their restraint. Makes the fights more exciting. Only reason it never happened to me was I kept winning.
>"That's horrible!"
>Welcome to MGC's underbelly.

>> No.16235765

>>16235755
Why not both? Go for a Pharaoh.

>> No.16235770

>>16235734
Some of his identical twin sisters may have gotten mixed in with his.

Don't laugh at her for wearing bear panties, for some reason he doesn't like it.

>> No.16235773

>>16235625
>>16235631
I'm fairly certain it's one of those fleshlights that pops open for easy cleaning.

>> No.16235775

>>16235754
>No wings

It's trash

>> No.16235779

>>16235765
>Why not both?
Because misstresses are not for doing camp work, they're used to live in comfy, luxurious places and it should stay that way!

>> No.16235780

>>16235754
Public advisory warning: Do not allow strange women in red suits into your house on Christmas eve. She and her eight "reindeer friends" are not there to give you presents. If anyone has any information on the christmas kidnapper, please contact your local police. Thank you.

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>>16235775
Rude. Some Dragons make their wings go away so you can be the big spoon without hitting your face.

>> No.16235797

>>16235742
>Dragon baker is always happy to see me.
>Always tells me I'm her favourite customer.
>Don't have the heart to tell her I don't actually eat her takeout, but take it home, throw it in a blender with some vegetable oil and then pour it into my gas tank or bottle it and store it in my garage.
>My car can run for three months non-stop on a bottle of that shit.
>Works damn good as a salt substitute for my driveway in the winter, too.

>> No.16235799

>>16235779
And if you think that a Pharaoh would sit back and let you go into tombs without her then you're dead wrong anon. Do you see her abs? Do you think she got those for fun?
If you insist on going on your own then at least lay back and let her ride you so she can cast a protection spell on you.

>> No.16235804

>>16235770
Well that's rather cute.

>> No.16235807
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>> No.16235809
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>> No.16235812

>>16235791
Im not normally into dragons but man would I lick whatever that is off of her

>> No.16235816

>>16235799
But anon that's not a proper place for either royalty or nobility!

She should just wait for me to come back so I can show and tell her about my adventures, then turn my pelvis to dust from all the months without sex.

>> No.16235817

>>16235773
I understand that. Im trying to identify what exactly those inside are supposed to be like.

>> No.16235819

>>16235809
Monster girls abusing mistletoe is a fetish of mine

>> No.16235823

>>16235807
He drew a blue Oni as well? Nice.

>> No.16235825

>>16235812
Just be careful not to turn into a Dragon slut.

>> No.16235826

>>16235797
This seems rude. Just buy storebought if that's all you're going to do with it. It's like going to a leanan sidhe's art gallery, buying the piece she put her heart and soul into for ten years, taking it home, ripping it into strips and using it as toilet paper.

>> No.16235828

>>16235809
That oni is just way too lewd.

>> No.16235833

>>16235816
But anon, she worries about you. She's scared that one day you might not come back from an adventure. She just wants you to be safe.

>> No.16235835

>>16235816
People like you are the reason Pharaohs always look bored, ya know that?

>> No.16235839

>>16235791
>Some Dragons make their wings go away
They're lizards, anon.

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>>16235817
I mean, to me it doesn't really look that different from any other fleshlight. They always look really weird and alien on the inside with lots of bumps and shit.

But doing a quick google search, apparently there's rubber balls that move around inside the thing or something?
https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-THF002-Flip-Hole-Black/dp/B002L16IRA

I always end up thinking of how I want a fleshlight, and then I see the price.

>> No.16235841

>>16235826
I realize that is just a hypothetical, but it's a heartbreaking thought nonetheless.

>> No.16235844

>>16235839
All dragons are lizards

>> No.16235846

Khepri's are cute.

>> No.16235847

>>16235844
But not all lizards are dragons

>> No.16235850

>>16235809
I watched the stream the Drawfag was drawing this in, and considering his repertoire it saddens me that he doesn't do stuff like this far more often.

>> No.16235854

>>16235839
No they're not. See, all you need to do is bite her horn. If she has it and it's real then it's a Dragon.

>> No.16235855

>>16235819
>putting mistletoe above their crotches or breasts
>hanging it above your dick
>"Oh no guess I have to keep kissing"

>> No.16235857

>>16235854
>No wings
Not a dragon

>> No.16235858

>>16235833
She can just send some royal guards or something like that, I don't know.

What would it happen If I wake up an Apophis from some old ruinds by accident, though?

>>16235835
They may look bored but they aren't!

>> No.16235864

>>16235826
Ya kidding? That store-bought dragon juice is a few hundred bucks a pop, and it's not nearly as powerful. Spending five bucks for a lump of croissant-shaped coal that saves me hundreds in gas isn't rude (alright, maybe a little), it's economical!

'Sides, I actually do like those milkshakes she always gives me for free when I pick up my order, even if they taste a little weird...

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>>16235857
Say that to her face.

>> No.16235877

>>16235867
>Speaking to sluts who pretend to be what they're not

No thank you

>> No.16235879

>>16235840
you can make them super easy out of corn starch. There's a recipe somewhere.

>> No.16235884

>>16235858
Bud, she had her elite guards kidnap me and bring me to her living room. I am litterally sitting on the couch playing Mario kart with her while Anubi hold me at spearpoint because she's so mind-boggling bored.

Take your waifu with you on your adventures, bruh. If I have to hear her talk about her feelings one more time, I'mma jump on one of these Anubi spears.

>> No.16235887

>>16235864
Na, you're just a cunt. She slaves away at an oven that can make even a dragon like her sweat just to craft a masterpiece for her favorite, most loyal customer. It's a sacred recipe she traveled years to learn.

And you take it with a smile, tell her it always tastes good, take it home and toss it in a blender with some grease just so your machine can turn it into black smoke.

And that's if you even use it, and aren't just dumping it on the ground because you're too much of a cheap shit to buy salt.

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>>16235877
More dragons for me then.

>> No.16235894

I want to give belly rubs and heavily impregnate a dragon!

not exactly in that order

>> No.16235899

>>16235890
>dragons

smugsquad.jpg

>> No.16235903

>>16235758
Then how about you contribute instead of bitching about it/making an observation bound to start shit.

>> No.16235906
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>>16235899
Dragons of all kinds.

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Hellhound is sick of serving stretchy meat to the daily Wendigo customers, but the Tanuki restaurant owner loves it

>> No.16235913

>>16235906
Ryu a shit though

>> No.16235915

>>16235913
And? Doesn't stop her from being a dragon.

>> No.16235927

>>16235915
Still a wingless shit

>> No.16235932

>>16235927
Hey Anon, Otohimes are dragons.

>> No.16235933

too much dragon talk lately.

>> No.16235934

>>16235890
Shes that human hunter turned dragon right? Why is there so much art of her?

>> No.16235935

>>16235932
>No wings

>> No.16235936

>>16235887
Hey, c'mon now, I use it for other things, too-

Like powering my house!
Lubing locks around my house!
Shoving a towel in a full bottle, setting it on fire and then chucking it at a bank vault door to melt it down in seconds!

Stuff's got a million uses, I can't be faulted for finding them all.

>> No.16235938

>>16235932
please leave her out of your spat. You're just making it easier to pick on her.

>> No.16235945

>>16235936
Looks like you've found another use for it too - breaking a pure maiden's heart.

>> No.16235949

>>16235933
Indeed. You can also see some funny things like nun Dragons and a raise on "I want to Dragons" posts.

>> No.16235954

>>16235934
Who knows? Maybe because Ilothe is top tier cutie.

>>16235938
Fine Anon, I'll keep your sugar mommy out.

>>16235935
Wurmies.

>> No.16235956

>>16235954
Wurmies a nice

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>you will never hug a spider
Why live?

>> No.16235966

>>16235945
Well, to be honest, it's kinda weird; the whole bank-robbing thing started pretty soon after I started drinking her milkshakes.

I just have this strange compulsion now to acquire a massive hoard of money I never spend. And, for some reason, to furnish my home to accommodate at least a family of four.

...Also, I'm erect pretty much all the time now.

Ain't that weird?

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I want to warm up a cold hearted vampire!

>> No.16235971

>>16235956
And the wings? C'mon Anon, say that they are lamias.

>> No.16235976

>>16235967
Vamp is a SLUT!

>> No.16235977

So anons, how would your monster girl handle you when you are drunk?

Personally, I'd have a big, buff oni begrudgingly allowing me to hug and nuzzle her after I've got a few brews in me.

>> No.16235985

>>16235977
she wouldn't have to, I don't drink and that makes her very happy

>> No.16235989

>>16235971
Wurms are wurms

>> No.16235990

>>16235976
she just half drinks the men who arent interesting to her! her body is for husbando

>> No.16235994

>>16235977
I don't normally drink but I did have a few shots today with my class.
As for me when "drunk", well, just treating me really softly and I'll probably just go to sleep in her embrace.

>> No.16236002

>>16235994
What species is she?

>>16235985
See above, although one must wonder if she's proud because you abstain or because she thinks that her presence prevents you from drinking.

>> No.16236003

>>16235989
No wings and no legs, sounds like a snake to me. Just like a wingless dragon is a lizard to you.

>> No.16236022

>>16236003
Wurms are wurms

>> No.16236028

>>16236002
she's an anubis, so I guess that explains why she doesn't particularly think highly of drinking. But I mostly don't drink since I don't enjoy it, and also because it gives me wicked bad heartburn.

>> No.16236030
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16236030

Your move anon.

>> No.16236037

>>16236002
Mine is a Dragon. She can take more drinks then I, so the real question is how do I deal with her.
Embracing her like she does with me isn't going to work because she would be all crazy and shit.

>> No.16236045

>>16236028
I do bet an anubis would loosen up quite a bit after a drink or two.

>>16236030
I engage in high impact cuddling with the dragon knight and engage in bigamy with her and the princess

>>16236037
Crazy how?

>> No.16236048

>>16236003
You have shit taste, all dragons, wingless or not are great.

>> No.16236054

>>16235977
I don't drink.

>> No.16236058

>>16236045
Imagine a drunk dragon dropping fire everywhere and trying to show off her husband, most likely getting into couple battles. She also gets really bossy and haughty when drunk.

>>16236048
That's what I was trying to tell the other guy.

>> No.16236059

>>16236058
That would be interesting, although talking her down might be tough.

>> No.16236073

>>16236059
She can tire herself out, but I need to stay firm in order to drag her back home after she slumps down.

>> No.16236080

>>16236073
Is she a normal sized one or are you dealing with a massive, muscled dragon that is twice your size?

>> No.16236081

>>16235977
I don't drink. As I'm unfamiliar with Ancient Egyptian drinking rituals, I'm not sure how an Anubis would regard this.

>> No.16236082

>>16235977
I'd rather handle my waifu when she's drunk.

>> No.16236084

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that familiars are able to be customized when the proper materials are used.
You can even give them large chests should you so choose.

>> No.16236087
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16236087

Freeze, don't move!

>> No.16236088

>>16236082
I mean, that goes without saying but right now we're figuring out how she'd handle you.

>> No.16236089

>>16236088
But I don't drink

>> No.16236090

>>16236080
Normal sized, slightly fit but pretty strong dragon. I guess another way to make her go out is to do a commemorative love session after she beats someone up. Aftersex, my cuddles and a comfy bed should bring her down.

>> No.16236091

>>16236081
anubises would probably only approve of drinking for ceremonies or holidays, so I'm sure she would be more than understanding.

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16236104

>>16236045
>Dragon

Dragons are wimps.

>> No.16236112
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16236112

>>16235737
>>16235760

>> No.16236120

>>16236112
Oh shit this looks good. Dragon cop movie when?

>> No.16236122

>>16236112
How can one man be so based?

>> No.16236129

>>16235405
>>16235462
Looks like an onee-san looking for her little brother.

>"Anon it's training time~"

>> No.16236135

>>16236112
A stylish pair!

>> No.16236136

>>16236129
>tfw no big sister to molest you

>> No.16236141

>>16236030
>>16236104
is fireden down for anyone else?

>> No.16236144

>>16236112
You are wonderful, sir.

>> No.16236161

>>16236112
She's too short.

>> No.16236166

>>16236136
>Older sister molests you a little when you're both teenagers
>The newfound interest in sexual activities plus the taboo of incest makes her a prime target for corruption
>Get woken up in the middle of the night to find her straddling you, grinding against you and panting heavily
>A teenaged boy being a teenaged boy, you get hard
>She pulls your cock out and lines it up
>As she slides it in, you see the blackness flood into her eyes and the horns start to sprout
>When she climaxes, a large pair of wings erupt from her back with a flourish
>She leans down and kisses you, her tongue exploring your mouth
>When she breaks the kiss, she whispers in your ear that the two of you will be together forever

>> No.16236170

>>16236166
What type of Monster Girl would a lewd Onee-san corrupt into?

>> No.16236171

>>16236161
She likely became a cop to compensate for her height.

>> No.16236174

>>16236170
Demon of course.

>> No.16236177

>>16236166
I'd make sure to tell her that I'm going to love her no matter what since she's still my big sister. Gonna be as innocent and cute as I can.
>>16236170
Plenty. Regular succubi, amazons, demons, titanias, dark mages hopefully.

>> No.16236179

>>16236171
Anon, she was described as 6' 1"

>> No.16236184

>>16236179
Well shit, maybe she's just hunched over

>> No.16236185

>>16236170
The green said she was 6'1".
Maybe Pitfighter-Anon is just a fucking mountain?

>> No.16236186

>>16236179
Too short.

>> No.16236210

>>16236185
I could buy that.
>"I hear we're getting a human in this department. Special dispatch from the chief herself."
>"That's who's going to be accompanying her daughter? Lucky. She gets a cute boytoy and we're stuck with each other."
Then imagine their faces when pitfighter anon walks in wearing his uniform and with a glare that could scare a Cheshire into standing at attention.

>> No.16236254

>>16236087
W-What's she going to do to me if I move?

>> No.16236288

>>16236254
Don't try it.

>> No.16236296

>>16236210
>Pitfighter-Anon had his doubts.
>He was a two-bit, glorified goon. A man whose only value lay in his fists.
>He had no business wearing Police Blues.
>And his partner, good Goddess!
>Naive. Idealistic. Proud to be her mother's daughter and proud of the uniform she's been wearing less than a month.
>So painfully by the book he could swear she sleeps with the damned thing over her face every night.
>Yet... every once in a while she does something completely brilliant. And he's just left standing there wondering how the fuck she did that.
>...And she looks up to him.
>Hell if he knew why.
>But that must mean he's doing something right.

>> No.16236424

>>16236254
>moving
>Mei
You don't understand how this works, do you?

>> No.16236432

what are some fun ways to shitpost on /hbg/?

>> No.16236444
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16236444

The MGE better have thicc Automatons to discover.

>> No.16236448

>>16236432
Post imgur links to timestamped pictures of your dick and then refuse to post again while they go ballistic.

>> No.16236470

>>16236432
Human boy abuse.

>> No.16236479

>>16236432
Tell them that all of us on /mgt/ are depressed and want to commit suicide then tell them you are too with pictures of course.

>> No.16236484

>>16236479
So, tell them the truth?

>> No.16236489

>>16236484
The truth hurts, but if they found out you lied and that we needed healing they'd be pissed.

>> No.16236490

>>16236432
Preach straw feminism, if not outright misandry.

>> No.16236503

>>16236432
Writefag about shotas being gangraped by faceless human women.

>> No.16236504

>>16236432
post 3dpd cheating and ntr

>> No.16236549

>>16236432
Link to the husbando wars pastebin.

>> No.16236559

Big Butt Sneks

>> No.16236582

>>16236559
Lamiass is a good thing.

>> No.16236586
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16236586

>>16236432
>you will never breastfeed the farmhand

>> No.16236591
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16236591

>>16236582
Correct. Built for hotdogging.

>> No.16236603
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16236603

>>16236432

>> No.16236617

>>16236603
.peg.

>> No.16236619

>>16236603
mating press

>> No.16236625

>>16236603
Lotus position

>> No.16236632

>>16236603
shoe on head
sharpie in pooper

>> No.16236645

>>16236603
amazon position

>> No.16236646
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16236646

>>16236603
There's always forced breastfeeding.

>> No.16236650

>>16236603
Headpatting.

>> No.16236651

>>16236603
Titfucking until he's spent.

>> No.16236652

>>16236603
amazon position

>> No.16236655

>>16236617
>>16236619
>>16236625
>>16236632
>>16236645
>>16236650
>>16236651
>>16236652
All these shots and no one's gotten it yet? That's kinda sad.

>> No.16236657

>>16236655
YOU FUCKER!!!

>> No.16236659
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16236659

>>16236655
god dammit
you planned this didn't you

>> No.16236660

>>16236657
Well shit, guess I get to pick.
Tantric Mating Press.

>> No.16236662

>>16236659
Anon, please believe me when I say I didn't plan on that happening but I really hoped it would.

>> No.16236664

>>16236660
That hinges on whether or not there's a blue moon occasion where someone draws a response to that image. In that case it'd also have to be monstergirl related.

>> No.16236665

>>16236603
Reverse mating press

>> No.16236666

>>16236665
And there's the late guy right on schedule.

>> No.16236674

>>16236666
Nobody's gotten it yet, though you just blew quads, mate.

>> No.16236677

>>16236674
Technically I got it, twice now.

>> No.16236678
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16236678

>>16236677

>> No.16236682

>>16236678
I guess that makes three times now, huh?

>> No.16236686
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16236686

>>16236666
>>16236677

>> No.16236687

>>16236603
Alp him.

>> No.16236691

>>16236603
Marry him

>> No.16236693
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16236693

How about some of those Automaton footjobs I keep hearing about? Or are you the type to put it inside her screwholes?

>> No.16236696

>>16236686
You missed one anon. I was also >>16236655

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16236697

>>16236677
>>16236655

>check 'em

>> No.16236700

>>16236603
Hold his hands while he cums inside.

>> No.16236703

>>16236696

im >>16236659
and im still convinved this all went according to your keikaku

>> No.16236705

>>16236693
>Fishnet over doll joints
How are those things not shredded?

>> No.16236708

>>16236703
Nope. Just absurdly good luck. Like this one >>16236700

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16236709

>>16236693
Automatons aren't Shinkis brohan.

>> No.16236711

>>16236700
Finally.
And it's a good one, too.

>> No.16236712

Why do we never talk about snakes as onee-sans?
Lamias make better onee-sans than most other species

>> No.16236716

>>16235738
http://files.catbox.moe/920b8u.jpg

>> No.16236735

>>16236712
Sneks are old and busted.
>>16236716
You're a cool dude.

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16236736

Ready to bow down?

>> No.16236740
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16236740

>>16236736
Who's the little Sabbath shit that turned my curvy desert flower into a fucking loli?

>> No.16236741

>>16236655
does this mean ALL of the positions?

>> No.16236745

>>16236736
I sense some imminent facesitting.
Will you ever do more of that pear-shaped ahoge Automaton, Nav? Because she's cute.

>> No.16236746

>>16236735
http://files.catbox.moe/9n6703.png

>> No.16236749

>>16236740
That fucking loli has wide breeding hips and very likely has a plump butt going by those assfangs.

>> No.16236752

>>16236746
Smug.

>> No.16236755

>>16236736
>No lewd as fuck Pharaoh childhood friend who makes you act as her chair when you're both kids.
>She'll never keep it up when she's older and has filled out even more.
FUCKING DAMN IT.
Also, would anyone be up for a mystery game to liven things up?

>> No.16236781

>>16236664
i got that pic from the /rr/ threads I don't know how long ago

>> No.16236804

>>16236755
>Also, would anyone be up for a mystery game to liven things up?
Yes please.

>> No.16236805

>>16236736
I would worship that Loli

>>16236755
This

>> No.16236810

>>16236736
>Loli-Pharaoh
>Smug Grin
>Dem Pear-Shape Hips
>Skin-Dentation on Dem Thick Thighs
12/10, knocked it right out of the park.
Draw her Anubis bestie?

>> No.16236817

>>16236810
>pear shaped desert sisters

Yes

>> No.16236827

>>16236755
>Huff at your Pharaoh friend as she uses uses you as a throne while she orders around the other "subjects" in her "kingdom"
>"Why can't I be the guard? I'm always the chair!"
>The Pharaoh presses the broom acting as her staff into the ground
>"Because Abby asked for it first." she responds as her Anubis friend waves. >"Now hush, being the royal throne is an honor, or at least that's I hear mom say to dad sometimes"

>> No.16236836
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16236836

>>16236736
How do we combat this smug loli epidemic?

>> No.16236853
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16236853

>>16236836
The same way we combat every loli epidemic, anon. We cumflate them so much that they get all dopey and clingy.

>> No.16236857

>>16236804

Welcome anon, to my emporium. I hear you're in the market for a cheap monstergirl familiar! Look no further my friend for I have the best prices on the market. I should warn you however, the familiars are rather unusual for their species. Some would call them "rejects" I call them "unconventional". All you need to do is pick a focus and the girl it's connected to will be bound to your service.
Now, if you're feeling brave you can choose more than one, but you may only take a maximum of two. Alternatively you could take what's in this mystery box here, but you can only take the box if you choose it and you might regret what's inside.

Now choose.

>Cow Bell
>Scythe Charm
>Heart Locket
>Venus Symbol Bracelet
>Bone Totem
>Leather Collar
>Fertility Idol
>Bottled Core
>Golden Feather
>Brass Lantern
>Quartz Ring

>> No.16236860
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16236860

>>16236836
Hold them close.

>> No.16236862

>>16236853
That's no cure, only treatment. 3-4 times daily as needed.

>> No.16236863

>>16236857
Scythe Charm sounds the best to me.

>> No.16236867

>>16236857
I'm having difficulty choosing between the Cow Bell and Fertility Idol.
Cow Bell then provided lactation is involved.

>> No.16236869

>>16236857
Mystery box me. Dark artifacts of ruinous power are kind of my thing.

>> No.16236873

>>16236857
I'll go with the Quartz ring and the brass lantern, they seem very simple but I bet they hold something great.

>> No.16236876

>>16236857
The Venus Symbol Bracelet seems intriguing. I'll take it.

>> No.16236879

>>16236857
Bone Totem.

>> No.16236880

>>16236857
>>16236867
Oh wait, I get to choose two.
Cow Bell AND Fertility Idol it is then.

>> No.16236890

>>16236857
Heart Symbol, Venus Symbol, and Fertility Idol
This will end well

>> No.16236891

>>16236857
Cow bell of course

>> No.16236893

>>16236857
Interesting.

Very well, I'll take a Scythe Charm and the Heart Locket to use in my summoning.

>> No.16236894

>>16236890
Nevermind, I thought it said maximum of three
Well I guess Heart and venus then...

>> No.16236895

>>16236857
Only one. I shall choose the Golden Feather

>> No.16236899

>>16236857
heart locket

>> No.16236906

>>16236857
Leather collar!

>> No.16236913

>>16236857
Screw the rules, I'm taking all of them. Even the mystery box.

>> No.16236917

>>16236857
Scythe Charm and Heart Locket, can't go wrong

>> No.16236924

>>16236863
>>16236867
>>16236873
>>16236876
>>16236879
>>16236880
>>16236890
>>16236891
>>16236893
>>16236895
>>16236899
>>16236906
>>16236913

Cow Bell
Congratulations on your Minotaur Familiar anon! She's strong, brave, and incredibly busty. However she was caught and cursed by the Sabbath, so she's a three foot tall Oppai Loli instead of an amazonian warrior. She's rather energetic too and it's hard to get her to stop once she's set her mind to something.

Scythe Charm
Congratulations on your Baphomet Familiar anon! Unfortunately she's not exactly in the best of moods. Her experiments have given her a tall womanly body by mistake and now the Sabbath have cruelly kicked her out. Despite her strength and skill with magic she was tossed aside like garbage and now has serious self esteem issues. Maybe you could bring back her smile?

Heart Locket
Congratulations on your Succubus Familiar anon! She's a loving and very affectionate sort of girl. Almost too affectionate actually, because you're the first boy she's ever had a steady relationship of any kind with due to her being a bit of a NEET. She's a bit chubby but hey, that's just more to cuddle right?

Venus Symbol Bracelet
Congratulations on your Houri familiar anon! She's the perfect example of a follower of Eros. A bit too perfect actually she's practically obsessed with the concept of falling in love and love conquering all. She won't tolerate you flirting with anyone but her and she might get a bit pushy if the two of you are all alone. She's also got a little journal she occasionally writes names into while blushing and looking at you so be careful of that.

Bone Totem
Congratulations on your Orc Familiars anon! Yes, I said Familiars. This one summoned a set of Shortstack Orc triplets to your side to act on your behalf. They consider you their "Chief" and will do whatever you tell them to be it violent or lewd. They can be a bit overzealous though so keep them in check or they might get you in trouble.

Leather Collar
Congratulations on your Dark Elf familiar anon! She's an excellent tracker and spy with a deep love of bondage. Of course, unlike her peers she likes being the one tied up. She's a masochist with an absurdly lewd body and a love of pain, so if you're not put off by girls who beg you to spank their huge asses then you shouldn't have a problem.

Fertility Idol
Congratulations on your Amazon familiar anon! Just be careful, she's quite a lot bigger and tougher than her sisters. Why you ask? Why because she's a breeder of course. Her whole duty is to find a husband and have as many children as possible with him to preserve the clan. Problem is she's a bit past marrying age and is starting to feel self conscious about it. If you oblige her however, she's going to want babies and lots of them.

Bottled Core
Congratulations on your Shoggoth familiar anon! Uncorking that bottle freed her from her prison and placed her in your servitude as a dutiful maid. The only problem is, she's a clumsy ditz. Don't get me wrong she's very eager to serve you as your maid, but she's just not very good at it. You might have to comfort her to keep her from crying.

Golden Feather
Congratulations on your Angel familiar anon! Well. Fallen Angel anyway. She was kicked out of heaven after it was discovered that she's a huge pervert. Don't be surprised if you catch her sniffing your underwear or something. Of course, she's also incredibly loyal to you and would probably do all sorts of kinky things if you asked.

Brass Lantern
Congratulations on your new Phantom familiar anon! She was trapped in that lantern for a long LONG time and so is a bit behind on the times and on top of that she almost never stops talking. She's got all the abilities you'd expect from a Phantom, but she's still bound to the lantern. All you'd have to do to shut her up is put the lantern somewhere where you can't see it. But would you really do something so cruel to that poor girl?

Quartz Ring
Congratulations on your new Demon familiar anon! And by "familiar" I mean "wife". Yeah, that ring binds your soul to hers and that's pretty much marriage to demons. She's absurdly loving to an almost smothering degree and she wants proof of your marriage in the form of babies right the fuck now. Have fun!


Mystery box in a moment.

>> No.16236927

>>16236869
After taking it home you open the mystery box, you find An large ornate coffin with ancient symbols all over it. As you look at it you see a hole in it's surface that almost calls to you and against your will, you stick your dick in it and start thrusting as load after load is sucked out of your dick. As you lie twitching after being milked the inhabitant of the coffin, long sealed away rises. Enjoy your new Dire Apophis familiar anon!

>>16236913
For your greed, you get a one way trip to the Dire Wurm breeding caverns. Say farewell to your pelvis anon.

>> No.16236931

>>16236924
>Amazonian Oppai Loli Minotaur Familiar
Fuckin' hell that's nice.

>> No.16236943

>>16236924
Not too found of orcs, but I'll look after them.

>> No.16236944

>>16236924
>Unfortunate Bapho and Chubby Succubus
Nice.

Dat Golden Feather tho. Kind of wishing I picked that.

>> No.16236951

>>16236924
I will undue the Sabbath's vile curse

>> No.16236955

>>16236927
>Dire Apophis
Yes I can live my life wrapped in purple. Ancient evil, probably sealed away by a pharaoh millennia ago, here to raise a new age of darkness and lewd.

Because even the Big Bad Evil Snek needs a stay-at-home husband to dote on her after a long day of world domination.

>> No.16236966

>>16236924

>masochistic dark elf

So this is what it feels like to win one of these things.

>> No.16236969

>>16236745
Maybe in the future. I could use some practice coloring and drawing mechanical/metallic pieces.

>> No.16236975

>>16236924
>Baphomet with self-esteem issues and cuddle obsessed succubus
Oh baby

>> No.16236977

>>16236955
Thing is anon, the world is so different from how it was when she was sealed away that she doesn't think she can conquer the world anymore.
So she'll settle for conquering you.

>> No.16236978

>>16236924
Oh boy! My own mini-horde of P'Orcs!

>> No.16237051

>>16236857
I feel like bone totem should be undead, but I feel like you'll make it tribal instead. So Scythe charm.

>> No.16237057
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16237057

Pick an oni.

>> No.16237059

>>16236924
Well, I wasn't wrong to go with scythe over bone totem.

>> No.16237061
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16237061

>>16237057
this one

>> No.16237062

>>16237057
I...don't recognize the girl dressed as Ilya.

>> No.16237066

>>16237062
It's the other douji

>> No.16237067

>>16236924
>brass lantern
>talkative phantom
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME

>> No.16237080
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16237080

>>16237062
She wishes she could be as popular as Sluten Douji

>> No.16237082

Which is better
Dominant Haughty Dragons?
Or
Dominant Haughty mofu?

>> No.16237094

>>16236924
Bottled core, Brass lantern.

Shoggoth and Phantom respectively, though aren't lanterns more of a Wisps territory?

>> No.16237099

>>16237094
Yeah not much of his stuff is strongly thematically linked.

>> No.16237116

>>16237094
I was going to go with a Wisp, but then I thought that would be too easy.

>> No.16237134

>>16236924
heart locket and golden feather

>> No.16237184

>>16237082
Mofu. Always mofu.

>> No.16237232

>>16237061
Correct choice.

>> No.16237241
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>> No.16237253

>>16237241
>Older brother's a dragonslut.
>Younger brother is the same for gryphons.
>They're arguing.
>Their girlfriends are arguing.
>Parents intervene to calm everyone down and now their arguing too because they favour different potential daughteru-in-laws.
>And here I am just quietly putting on my power-armour for my shift at the Wurm Orphanage.

>> No.16237289

>>16237253
>Older son marries a Dragon
>Younger son marries a Gryphon
>Constant fighting and bickering at every family gathering
>Middle son married a Kejourou who caused the biggest fight in recorded human history last Thanksgiving when she quietly yet smugly commented that while she may not hoard unimaginable wealth, nor is she absurdly powerful, at least her behavior at the table doesn't make her an embarrassment

>> No.16237318
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>>16237057
Shuten, of course. How can that other literal who even compete
Raita should draw lolis only. His recent mahou girls started to look like shit desu senpai. I never really cared about anatomy but his recent pics are just painful to watch

>> No.16237321

>>16237289
You would think a statement like that would humble them, not cause them tofight harder

>> No.16237334

>>16237318
Touyama Nao > Aoi Yuuki
Also her NP is cooler

>> No.16237400
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>>16235676
Aside from many heavily modified cars, you'd have many different ways of transportation, meaning that most MG's have options to move around and the streets aren't as prone to traffic jams as in normal human cities.

The most effective transportation method would probably be teleportation in the form of linked gates: Instantly moving great distances for a fee.
You could alternatively be lucky enough to be born with some form of wings or strong enough magic that could allow you to fly. Or you could have a MG with such abilities as your friend and as her for a ride. Naturally i'm sure a few harpies and Wyverns would realize the hole in the market and offer to move groups of people that way using a basket like a balloon.

Aside from the above the ways of moving about really are bound to your creativity and own vision of MGC. You could imagine that Shrines inhabited by Kitsunes or Shirohebi and Ryu could make use of powerfull wind magic and link to eachother that way, allowing people and MGs to essentially ride the wind. Ever imagined seing a Shirohebi fly?

Lastly, you could get even more creative and realize that things like Sandworms and Wurms exist and are well capable of quickly burrowing themselves through the ground. Vast underground cave networks could exist below MGC, and surely for a fee you could make use of one of the many taxi services to move to the other side of town. Just don't do it while drunk, the Sandworm or Wurm probably won't be too happy when you make a mess.

>> No.16237428

>>16237289
>Dragon rears up to strike your Kejerou waifu.
>Gryphon prepares the mother of all lightning strikes.
>Suddenly, tremors rock the house.
>Plates rattle.
>Picture frames fall off walls.
>Mom's China cabinet is having a bad day.
>Just as quickly as it started, it stops.
>A solitary floor board pops up, held open by a tiny green arm.
>The reflection of many sets of eyes glint unblinking from the shadows within.
>It's the Wurms.
>You can hear the shifting bodies of hundreds of them down there.
>"Onee-Chan, are you being mean to Mr. Anon and the nice lady who makes us cookies?" The one holding the floorboard open asks, her words both sweet and blood-chillingly terrifying.
>You've never seen your in-laws get so quiet so fast.

>> No.16237444
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"They have one of the most gentle dispositions of all of the monsters. They almost never aggressively attack humans."

...Almost? What would drive something like a mermaid to assault a man?

>> No.16237502

>>16237444
"Saving" him from drowning or a doomed ship I think

>> No.16237527

>>16236161
>>16236179
It's fine, just imagine she grows up in time and becomes larger than him.

>> No.16237537

>>16236740
There are Pharaohs who got sealed as a kid. This is the result.

>> No.16237555
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16237555

I wish MGE Dragons' hands looked more like pic related.

>> No.16237565

>>16237555
I want to lick the abs of a blacksmith dragon.

>> No.16237567

>>16237555
There's sadly not much we can do about KC's shit taste, other than headcanon.

>> No.16237569

>>16237555
In KC's new artstyle they do
BIG MEATY CLAWS/PAWS are a thing of the past

>> No.16237584

>>16237444
When they get blue ovaried bluer than the ocean they swim in.

>> No.16237590
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16237590

Which 'mon would you pump full of data?

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16237648

>>16237253

>> No.16237671

>>16237590
Bastemon, I can't say no to a brown girl in an outfit like that.

>> No.16237678

>>16237648
Isn't a wurm daycare kinda dangerous? Like, nuclear plant with a chance of exploding dangerous.

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16237679

I'd love more stuff like this, there's something really cute about helping monster girls with things they would find difficult.

>> No.16237694

>>16237648
perfect.

>> No.16237720

>>16237679

but why is she in a crib? wearing a tie?

>> No.16237729

>>16237679
PAMPER THE DRAGON!

>> No.16237754

>>16237679
I have a thing for this too. Probably because I want a big and strong dragon to depend on me, even if it's for something simple.

>> No.16237758

>>16237720
That's not a crib, it's a bed with a wooden frame.

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16237874

Bird of prey Harpies are a best

>> No.16237878

>>16237874
Harpies are pretty cute.

>> No.16237887

>>16237729
I want to pamper a chubby oppai loli dragon.

>> No.16237892

>>16237874
Harpy chicks are the cutest, other than wurmlings and jinko cubs

>> No.16237897
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16237897

I wonder what an Ookukade's venom lines taste like.

>> No.16237899

>>16237892
Jinko cubs are something else. Just looking at one is enough to make a man kneel down and play with them.

>> No.16237906

>>16237897
Probably like venom.

>> No.16237933

>>16237897
Berries.

>> No.16237935

>>16237899
Jinko Cubs are for giving fish and cheek rubs.

>> No.16237936

>>16237897
Is there a toxicology course in MGE?

>> No.16237942

>>16237935
And don't forget pinching their cheeks and moving your hand from side to side really fast.

>> No.16237951

>>16237942
Ah yes, the "Fast hand moving from side to side" training.

An integral part of every young jinkos life.

>> No.16237957

>>16237936
>Attent Toxicology course at MGC
>Forced to test Manticore venom and Oomukade venom while that MG class enjoys the demonstration.

>> No.16237963

I want to give belly rubs to my vampy wife!

i think she has twin dhampirs inside or shes chubby

>> No.16237966

>>16237951
That and laser pointer training

>> No.16237973

>>16237963
Why not both?

>>16237966
The most intense of jinko training.
It is said that masters can catch the dot.

>> No.16237974

>>16237963
Have you been fucking her a lot? If not then she is just really fat.

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>>16237899
Playtime!

>> No.16237983

>>16237973
Which is odd, she doesnt eat alot, or sucks plenty of blood for the matter

>>16237974
I just know we were in the middle of snuggling and she ate down a complete garlic, then i fainted and remember nothing afterwards

is that bad?

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>>16237973
>trying to make Jinko's hyper

Are you guys fucking nuts? Do you have a deathwish?

>> No.16237998

>>16237983
It's all good Anon. I hope you can take care of all your daughterus.

>> No.16238002

>>16237984
Jinko are greatbody guards because they always notice the dot. If only they didn't jump on them.

>> No.16238013

Is it wrong that I want to get raped in my sleep by a loser monstergirl?

>> No.16238020

>>16238013
Only if its sad that I want to willingly sleep with loser monster girls.

>> No.16238025
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>>16238020
Her bed is warm and inviting, come on in and sleep

>> No.16238027 [SPOILER] 
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16238027

Don't open this if you don't want to be spooked.

>> No.16238033

>>16238025
But how is she a loser?
That yeti doesn't loo like a loser.

>> No.16238035

>>16238027
My dick jumped.

>> No.16238038

>>16238027
you almost killed me anon!

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16238046

>>16237892

>> No.16238052

>>16238038
Well I did warn you.

>> No.16238053

>>16238027
Rape her.

>> No.16238058

>>16238002
Isn't that the entire point?
>GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!

>> No.16238060

>>16238058
But her hands, Anon. She'll try to catch the dot, not just get the president out of harms way.

>> No.16238067

>>16238060
Unless you're president Armstrong/Trump, you're not going to remain standing when a Jinko barrels into you.

>> No.16238070

>>16238067
She'll get shot Anon. Jinkos shouldn't get shot.

>> No.16238077

>>16238033
She's into Gunpla and gets anxiety when asking people for hugs

>> No.16238081

>>16238070
Jinkos are bulletproof.

>> No.16238082

>>16238070
She'll get better. A limp-dick lawyer or chicken-shit bureaucrat wont.

>> No.16238087

>>16238020
How bad would monstergirl idol fans be? I would imagine they're either really tame or they're yandere to the point of keeping private nanomachine trackers inside of their favorite idol's body to track everything he does from sleeping to performing on stage.
My joy in life would be teasing the fuck out of my fans but still maintaining my pure and cute persona.

>> No.16238090

>>16238077
Eh, that doesn't sound like much of a loser.

I mean, she's not even overweight!

That said, I do approve of Gunpla.

>> No.16238094
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16238094

>>16238053
As if you could.

>> No.16238106

>>16238094
Watch me. I'll rape the smug out of that loli vampire.

>> No.16238116

>>16238106
Lolipires are for giving holst blood.

>> No.16238124

>>16238094
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481381963400.webm

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>>16238106
You won't be getting anywhere close to Vampy.

>> No.16238135

>>16238046
Hnnnnnng
That was close, but it would take a doodle of the chicks from Harpy family or short distance confusion to kill me!

>> No.16238136

>>16238125
I'm approaching the lolipire.

>> No.16238142

>>16237897

be like that crazy dude that lets shit bite him on purpose

>get bit by all the venomous/poisonous mgs

>> No.16238170

so, since you guys are weird,
Random MG:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
Random Fetish:
http://shiny.kirax2.org/kinks.html

>> No.16238175

>>16237061
>Go on an Oni Hunt
>Wearing your sexy Hannya Mask and totally not a Chucklefuck Nazgul robe, the mask even has light-up eyes
>Go into Oni-Musha to start shit like you're some kind of jabroni from Pokémon games
>Massive, 9'5 Oni sees you
>Putting her barrel of beer down onto the table
"Oho? Look at what we got here, girls."
>Her Blue friends see you and grin ear to ear
"It seems we've got ourselves a fan, a nice... juicy one, don't we?"
>She towers over you, like a human looking down at a hobbit, giving her lips a small lick
"Drink with us, lest I change my mind about eating you."
>Sit there, taking your mask off, getting served practically an aquarium of beer by the Ogre bartender
>She gives you a look that's a mixture of pity and disdain when you say it's "Too big", writing you off as a whinging human
>The Red Oni tells you her name is "Akane", and the more and more you drink, the more and more you say you want to climb that mountain
>Only then do you realize you said that last part out loud, the blue Onis all smirking and choking back laughs
>The Ogress at the bar raises an eyebrow as Akane stands up at the table, throws you over her shoulder like a bag of potatoes and heads for the stairs
"I'll pay you for the damages later."
>Wake up the next day, completely hung over
>There's something massive and red next to your face, with a bit of pink on it
>You can't feel your lower body, your upper torso covered in bruises and hickeys
>Sober up and realize where you are, and who you're with
>You're laying on top of Akane, your face in-between her breasts, seed dripping out of her womanly hole below you
>The room is a wreck, the bed's iron wrought legs BENT from the force of your fucking from the night before
>There's a soft, hoarse chuckle from the Oni beneath you as she puts one mammoth hand on your head, giving it a small pat
"So... Mister 'Oni Hunter'... How'd it feel to 'Climb the mountain?'"

>> No.16238180

>>16238170
>Grizzly
>Sex on horseback

what

>> No.16238183

>>16238170
>Atlantis-Nacho
>Effeminacy

>> No.16238197

>>16238170
>Shirohebi
>Aphrodisiacs

Perfect

>> No.16238199

>>16238170
>Werewolf
>Falling/corruption

So I'm going to return to the wolfu side? NEVER.

>> No.16238202

>>16238170
>Dark Priest
>Golden Showers

uhhh

>> No.16238207

>>16238170
>Turtle Priestess
>Animalistic Behavior

She's just asking to be bullied.

>> No.16238211

>>16238170
>Baphomet
>Simultaneous orgasm
Couldn't have asked for anything better.

>> No.16238217

>>16238170
>Atlach-Nacha
>bodyguard scenario
?

>> No.16238218

>>16238170
>Holst
>Oral fixation or fetishization (lips, tongue, or whole mouth; french-kissing; licking; oral displays using food or beer bottles; smoking cigarettes, cigars, or pipes; biting or chewing one's lip(s))

Does she have DSLs?

>> No.16238220

>>16238170
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Monster_Girls
...I didn't even know this page fucking existed.

>Sex on, against, or underneath furniture

So just sex then?

>> No.16238223

>>16238170
<Akaname
>Competence

What

>> No.16238231

>>16238170
>Red Slime
>mpreg


nononononononono

>> No.16238232

>>16238170
>Wurm
>Fuck or die

Guess I got the dire one.

>> No.16238243

>>16238231
You gonna get some slime up there boi.

>> No.16238252

>>16238232
Call her bluff.
Even dire wurms are good girls

>> No.16238258

>>16238170
>Familiar
>Intercrural
I hope she has an Elin body type

>> No.16238261

>>16238170
Bastet (why the hell are gods and cities in this category?)
Submission

Yeah, all right. I'm in.

>> No.16238267

>>16238170
>>16238220

Rerolling because what the hell.

>Mothman
>Rogues (outlaws, highwaymen, mercenaries, pirates, gangsters, hitmen, etc; black sheep and royal bastards; Han Solo characters; tricksters)

Airheaded mofu assassin/burglar. Now THIS I can get behind.

>> No.16238271

I want to hug my dragon while i tickle her wings and poke her special scale!

>> No.16238272

>>16238170
>Wurm
>Marriage
I didn't even know that was a kink, but as probably the biggest Wurmfag I'll take it in a heartbeat.

>> No.16238274

>>16238170
>Wilmarina
Yes_Yes.gif
>Enemas
Vader_Nooooo.gif

>> No.16238281

>>16238170
>Barometz
>Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)
Fruit puns?

>> No.16238292

>>16238272
I'm guessing wedding dresses or something.

>> No.16238297

>>16237400
>things like Sandworms and Wurms exist and are well capable of quickly burrowing themselves through the ground. Vast underground cave networks could exist below MGC

That's some interesting worldbuilding Anon. We've already had discussion of that one Undead kingdom which went subterranean to avoid the Sun, but not so much MGs that are more comfortable living underground by nature.

What kind of civilizations would be built by these subterranean species? Where would they be the most prevalent?

I imagine the desert sands of not!Arabia and not!Sahara would see the most of such dwellings. The tunnelling activities of sandworms in pursuit of husbands may likely leave old trails and large caverns which the nomads of the desert and merchants from the Mist Continent would dwell in to avoid the punishing heat. These would start as a rough collection of makeshift dwellings comprised of tents, but would develop rapidly if trade permits. Great underground bazaars and kasbahs would be delved into the earth by the stronger MGs, and the varied wares of the world would pass through the candle-lit halls beneath the sands.

These mercantile cave cities would be most frequented by Tanukis, Anubi, assorted desert MGs and a sprinkling of MGs from around the world. I'd imagine they'd suffer from raids by Goblins and P'orcs that dwell in the less stable tunnels, and would also be threatened by the romantic activities of the larger sandwurms.

On the other hand, Wurms and their crude dwellings would probably be delved out in the equivalent of not!Germany and not!Sarmatia, to hide from the biting cold sweeping down from the North by the migrations of Ice Queens. They'd likely be joined by various tribes such as the Visiwolfus and the Ostrojinkos, fleeing the advance of the vicious Bicorn hordes. Food would be a problem, as would be the threat of matango infestation in the deep, dank cavern system. Perhaps they'd be the vassals and soldiers of Dwarfs or monoeyes, living in long-established underground strongholds. Food, shelter and safety within the holds would be bought with the labour of the powerful Wurms and the sword-arms of the barbarian wolfu and jinko tribes.

I should play less Total War.

>> No.16238300

>>16238170
>Arachne
>Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)

I am diamonds.
Also, new fetish.

>> No.16238342

>>16238170
>Mantis
>Feminine terms used for males (e.g., calling a man a bitch, calling his ass a pussy; using condescending endearments such as honey or precious)


Hmmmm.

>> No.16238410

So how much would I get told to fuck off for including Atlantis-Nacho in a short to enable Lilith/Maou to spread the love of MGs everywhere?

>> No.16238418

>>16238170
>Eros
>Triangles (love triangles)
Fucking what?

>> No.16238423

>>16238418
>>16238418
Build a harem.

>> No.16238441

>>16238170

>Weresheep
>Underdogs

>> No.16238474
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>>16237648
Dude what the actual fuck

>> No.16238493

I demand the posting of Wight mistresses.

>> No.16238496

>>16238297
tl;dr lol

>> No.16238497

>>16238493
Wight mistresses with ghost feet that makes you cum with a single stomp.

>> No.16238505
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>>16238497
Sounds perfect.

>> No.16238535

>>16238497
Remove Wight. Stomping is not okay.

>> No.16238543
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tfw no dire wurm gf

>> No.16238563

>>16238535
You can't remove her from my heart. I want one to step on my face and call me degrading names.

>> No.16238567

>>16238563
Are we the same person?

>> No.16238570

>>16236969
Nice to hear!

>> No.16238575

>>16238474
?

>> No.16238577

>>16238567
Do you want your msitress to use you as a throne and act aloof?

>> No.16238583

>>16238170
>Vampire
>Sex standing up
Fine I guess since she has wings.

>> No.16238584

>>16238577
Of course! Do you want your mistress to use your face as a foot rest?

>> No.16238593
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16238593

>TFW will never cross oceans of time to be with my dragonfu

>> No.16238599

>>16238584
You know me well, Anon, I also want to be the best slave ever. I want her to drool on my mouth because I'm too disgusting to touch.

>> No.16238601

>>16238599
Great minds think alike.

>> No.16238604

>>16238423
That actually does make sense since that's Eros' whole thing. She better be fine with sharing herself then.

>> No.16238607

>>16238575
That was moderately silly of me to try and clean because of the obstruction.

>> No.16238615
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16238615

>monstergirls come to our world
>they start looking into our porn to learn better ways to seduce men
>they discover ball-crushing
would they be utterly horrified or blind with rage that such a fetish exists?

>> No.16238617

>>16238615
Hell. I'd with they'd like it, like I do.

>> No.16238625

>>16238615
It would only further fuel their desire to segregate all human women.

>> No.16238632

>>16238625
What about when they discover men like it?

>> No.16238637

>>16238070
It'll be god publicity if you stop appearing in public and it's revealed you've spent every moment beside your bedridden jinko bodyguard

>> No.16238638

>>16238632
They fix their brains with mamono mana

>> No.16238641

>>16238638
What? No!

That's unfair.

>> No.16238645

>>16238632
Mind-tentacle cleansing.

>> No.16238647

>>16238638
Wouldn't it be easier to fix their balls after a good bashing?

>> No.16238660

>>16238641
Too bad.
>>16238647
Easier to just make them not want their balls crushed in the first place. It'll be one of those cases where monster girls have to save silly human boys from themselves. Maybe you'll be visited by a flayer and she'll delve into your mind, try and figure out why you enjoy having your balls crushed. Fix whatever piece of you is broken.

>> No.16238671

>>16238615
>Succubus sees ball-crushing and ball-punting porn
>Exposes herself to forty-eight hours STRAIGHT OF THE STUFF
>Gets up, wordlessly flies off
>Several actresses notable for their CBT works turn up completely sterile, their ovaries wombs completely crushed by some powerful force
>Ask Succubus if she had anything to do with it
>All she replies with is
"Justice."

>> No.16238675

>>16238660
I'm not broken! And they have no right to change my fetish. I don't change theirs

>> No.16238678

>>16238675
You know, I really like femdom when I'm in the mood, but ball-busting is a little bit extreme, don't you think?

>> No.16238680

>>16238678
No I do not. I love it and the Mistress that is willing to give it to me.

>> No.16238686

>>16238675
>No right
What are you gonna do, complain? Mamono mana son. It'll make you WANT the fetish gone.

What if your fetish is hardcore vore, being eaten, digested and killed. You recon a sandworm is gonna go "Okey dokey!"? Nope. Brain fix'd.

>> No.16238689

>>16238675
Body mutilation is a sign of mental illness, anon.

>> No.16238704

>>16238686
I will consult the MGC office of Human male rights about this.

>>16238689
It's not mutilation. Just enought to leave your balls bruised for a few days, or weeks.

Some MGs will enjoy giving a man that pleasure.

>> No.16238713

>>16238704
>MGC office of Human male rights
Hahaha

>> No.16238729
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16238729

This Dragon has watched too much Dragon Ball Z and is now trying to go super saiyajin
Do you try to stop her?

>> No.16238732

>>16238729
>those legs and asscheeks
Heheheh

>> No.16238735

>>16238729
No, I would play the villain.

>> No.16238741

>>16238729
>Next time on Dragon waifu Z: Waifu defeated!

>> No.16238750

>>16238732
Don't make fun of thin dragons, it can be a good on a lot of them

>> No.16238751

>>16238170
>Elf
>Topping from Bottom.
It's okay.

>> No.16238771

>>16238615
It's usually not chicks who are into that stuff

>> No.16238777

>>16238615
they'd invent magic spells to restore the damage so the men can indulge.

>> No.16238780

>>16237400
Would they allow monsters to fly around so freely? What if they wander into flight zones or get tangled up in power lines or buildings. Would the transportation companies just be okay with the huge loss of profits? What if monstergirl needed to go grocery shopping, would she have to carry it ll by herself or have it delivered?

>>16238297
That's a nice idea, but how would they get food and water? Having it mostly shipped in would be a huge weakness to exploit.

>> No.16238792

>>16238170
>Slime carrier
>Beauty
Well I'm really nothing to look at so I'm not sure how well I can indulge her but okay I guess.

>> No.16238804

>>16238170

>Gazer
>Foreign Language/Accent (not understanding the other language, sharing a language only they understand, sexy accents)

Sounds pretty vanilla

>> No.16238809

>>16238729
>You will never be captured and made the breeding slave for a crew of magic space-kakuens.

>> No.16238826

>>16238804
I wonder how many people have gazer as their waifu.

Is it just gazerfag?

>> No.16238839

>>16238826
He's definitely the most devoted.

>> No.16238882
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16238882

>no 7ft. tall Kitsune to coil you in her tails and obsessively mark you with her her pheromones

>> No.16238918

Anybody making a new thread?

>> No.16238926

>>16238918
We still have images (Not that a new thread should be made EVEN if we run out) and a few threads to go before we're bumped off you filthy newfag.

>> No.16238927

>>16238918
Yes, I'm making one, just wait a bit and it should be ready.

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