Meiling is worried about your overall health and shape! She thinks that sitting on your butt like you do all day does no good for your body. Lucky for you, she's decided to offer you weekly private Tai Chi classes exempt of any charge. What do you say?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:32:11 2016 No.16151112 [Reply] [Original]

Meiling is worried about your overall health and shape! She thinks that sitting on your butt like you do all day does no good for your body.

Lucky for you, she's decided to offer you weekly private Tai Chi classes exempt of any charge. What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:35:13 2016 No.16151120 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:50:23 2016 No.16151186 Can I have paizuri classes instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:50:49 2016 No.16151187 >>16151186 I don't think you meet the prerequisites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:51:38 2016 No.16151192 >>16151187 no he's real fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 19:57:31 2016 No.16151217 File: 293 KB, 800x1000, 1479162080103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16151112 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 20:13:08 2016 No.16151265 Whats the catch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 20:15:35 2016 No.16151271 >>16151265 Ejaculation five times a day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 20:16:03 2016 No.16151275 >>16151271 perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 20:36:48 2016 No.16151346 >>16151271 But I've never ejaculated before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 01:47:00 2016 No.16152483 >>16151346 Me neither. I hope she doesn't make us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 02:04:25 2016 No.16152581 Isn't there a gate you should be guarding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 09:19:22 2016 No.16154095 File: 331 KB, 778x786, 154d3f21d924235938b49704bac93840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16152581 The classes will be AT the gate, silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 12:45:15 2016 No.16155120 >>16151112 Sure, as long as it's a beginner's course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 13:12:11 2016 No.16155237 Will I be able to defeat Reimu with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 24 14:31:03 2016 No.16155602 File: 231 KB, 1200x900, 1355840772975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154095 Can I rub her feet afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 19:31:30 2016 No.16162243 >>16155237 Meiling couldn't beat anybody

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 19:36:45 2016 No.16162263 >>16162243 she can defeat me im weak

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 25 19:56:29 2016 No.16162364 File: 109 KB, 1000x1000, 1480121789610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fattening up China!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 21:29:56 2016 No.16173238 Can I put a baby in this bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 27 21:46:16 2016 No.16173312 >>16151112 KICK! PUNCH! IT'S ALL IN THE MIND!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 28 01:44:06 2016 No.16174094 >>16151112 Can I get an understanding of the fine print?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 29 23:24:58 2016 No.16183702 File: 301 KB, 850x714, training.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 01:09:20 2016 No.16184128 File: 53 KB, 635x499, 119cd9857143745d175be4613e8b17e90482370103a4f88bdff6b1e32795c381_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16173238 she couldn't stop you... Sooooooo

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 05:00:02 2016 No.16184868 File: 17 KB, 480x429, sit down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16184128

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 05:20:57 2016 No.16184927 >>16151112 That sounds nice. I've already been working out lifting weights but I'm not doing anything like Tai chi. So it'd be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 05:21:59 2016 No.16184929 >>16183702 This kills the Flan

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:37:54 2016 No.16196369 >>16183702 How sunlight not kill little vampire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:42:16 2016 No.16196385 File: 535 KB, 580x900, 0f135289a5355b1822cec0bbad883a81f6d8f0a032c84d4db0d70f20501be7f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16151112 Only if I can wipe her sweaty body afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:15:22 2016 No.16196488 File: 537 KB, 738x900, 0594590933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16196385 I want to take a shower with a cute girl. Actually, scratch that. I don't care as long as the person is cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:20:20 2016 No.16196507 >>16151112 But I already go to my gym 5-6 days a week

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:23:47 2016 No.16196518 I want to marry Meirin's tits.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 17:32:31 2016 No.16197742
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I want to hold hands with meiling while slowly developing our relationship until the point we can marry and settle down in a cozy house somewhere in the outskirts of youkai mountain

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 18:27:53 2016 No.16198008
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Meiling is bit grossed out at your request of getting kicked in the face, but she is glad to do it if that's what makes you happy!

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>>	ANON X Sat Dec 3 11:05:29 2016 No.16201045 >>16201036 how sweet a home cooked meal with family, just the lunch time tonic!

Anonymous Sat Dec 3 11:12:50 2016 No.16201074
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Meiling appreciates the fact that you gave her a new outfit as a present to thank her for her helping you get back in shape, though she is perplexed as to why someone would train wearing something so uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 12:01:40 2016 No.16201221 >>16173312 JAAAOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 12:21:43 2016 No.16201296 >>16201074 [x] Sniff it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 14:00:13 2016 No.16201590 File: 50 KB, 850x660, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 01:24:52 2016 No.16209290 >>16201590 Flan killed Kenny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 07:11:41 2016 No.16210375 File: 281 KB, 1554x1705, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have casual sex with Meirin while in a relationship with Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 12:35:34 2016 No.16211745 File: 86 KB, 384x192, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16201045

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 09:16:30 2016 No.16216829 File: 392 KB, 1032x1457, Meiling Stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meiling princess carrying you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 09:25:37 2016 No.16216865 File: 951 KB, 2000x1100, mansion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16151112 Is she Uyghur since she's redhead and as far as I know only Uyghurs can get red hair when it comes to ethnicities living in China. Or is it dyed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:44:26 2016 No.16218326 File: 126 KB, 777x1000, fa70dddd152b0e182ff36800fd65e0e41fdeff02915e3ba7c4001abd4c21f9de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16216865 She is an unidentified man eating monster, I don't think she has an ethnicity

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 19:23:12 2016 No.16219021 >>16201074 I would marry Meiling's ass. I'd give it a big wet kiss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:13:46 2016 No.16220388 >>16216865 Meiling is a proud Muslim!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:16:38 2016 No.16220400 >>16220388 Aloha snackbar yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:25:12 2016 No.16220428 >>16216865 Look at that picture: red, white, blonde, blue, purple hair. I don't think hair color is supposed to be so true to life that we can determine exactly where Meiling is from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:32:01 2016 No.16220451 >>16220428 China. She could be Tocharian or even Yuezhi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:36:50 2016 No.16220464 >>16219021 You marry her left cheek, I'll take her right tit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:54:42 2016 No.16220518 >>16219021 Im going to make out with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:18:59 2016 No.16220999 File: 114 KB, 850x979, 530388740bacdf04690349e93ea208751804ea9cb26ffe2b16be7b363f5ba670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16219021 Sorry, but Meiling already belongs to her mistress, ass and all the rest included

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:15:31 2016 No.16228037 File: 83 KB, 600x396, XxjwnmE003005_20150604_BNMFN0A001_11n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16216865 She is descendant of roman soldiers, who got captured by the Persians and then got all the way to China.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:45:41 2016 No.16229202

>>16162243
Mailing would fuck up pretty much everyone one else in the cast in a pure martial arts fight outside of the ones with ludicrous strength like Remi, Suika, and Yuugi.

Unfortunately she lives in a world where physical fights are banned by de facto law.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:59:40 2016 No.16229266 Is Meiling the most kind-hearted 2hu? Would she let me wipe my smegma on her tits if I begged her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:44:43 2016 No.16229488 File: 63 KB, 647x901, 34543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:59:09 2016 No.16229849 >>16216865 She claims to be 4000 years old, so she could be one of those weird migratory proto indo-european groups, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:05:08 2016 No.16230168 >>16229849 Quote.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:05:51 2016 No.16230169 >>16230168 Hisouten. >"You're all children compared to 4000 years of history!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:25:45 2016 No.16230261 >>16230169 She's talking about China, actual IRL Chinese people occasionally use it as a point of pride and most of them are highly unlikely to have been around during the Qin Dynasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:26:25 2016 No.16230943 >>16230261 >most of them are highly unlikely to have been around during the Qin Dynasty. proofs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 09:56:51 2016 No.16233094 File: 257 KB, 840x660, d843834e1b72d0b4018991cd2b5c1796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16220518 Meiling's butt is multipurpose. You can even draw on it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 19:15:05 2016 No.16240277 Meiling isn't looking too in shape herself!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 21:50:03 2016 No.16240906 >>16229266 As long as you clean all the smegma of her fat dick first, of course!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 11:36:24 2016 No.16243739 File: 216 KB, 690x950, 1468873650971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16233094 I wanna live on it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 11:42:46 2016 No.16243766 Paizuri included?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 12:58:56 2016 No.16244110 File: 209 KB, 900x675, Meiling Butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16243739

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 13:01:41 2016 No.16244116 File: 2.94 MB, 2932x2000, 1374769623245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16243739 Would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 22:19:51 2016 No.16251951 What name should I call Meiling by?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 22:24:10 2016 No.16251970 >>16251951 Nee-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 22:32:34 2016 No.16251989 File: 460 KB, 607x1080, 79cee3dc382af9d359954c2e17c45fed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16251951 Paizuri slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 22:37:51 2016 No.16252002 >>16251989 do you have any proofs to back that up? Meiling is a pure and hard working girl, she doesn't even know what paizuris are

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 23:46:52 2016 No.16257712
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Please do not bully my muse.

Meiling is a kind youkai who does her job the best she can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 05:11:19 2016 No.16263860 File: 92 KB, 719x1024, 6688ab1f692613302b6b65b2e71a5d45a3ee5bb3ad5f279d6106ede6ad594841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16257712 NO bullying, just paizuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 06:38:29 2016 No.16264186 >>16155237 yumu pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 06:51:07 2016 No.16264238 >>16257712 That fairy maid is cute as hell with her big sis

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 14:23:10 2016 No.16265990
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>>16263860

That's lewd bullying.

>>16264238

Yeah this artist has some really nice pics of Meiling interacting with the fairy maid staff, something most people don't seem to bother with outside of joke material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 15:06:53 2016 No.16266144 Meiling tits must end splattered with stinky semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 15:08:52 2016 No.16266151 That's one tall (and cute) leprechaun!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 15:46:00 2016 No.16266265 >>16266144 >>16263860 It is a requirement that all male visitors to the mansion have their prostates emptied before entry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 15:51:33 2016 No.16266281 >>16151112 Let's go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIOHGrYCEJ4

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 17:45:48 2016 No.16266688
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>>16216865
ginger chinese. Because mutations bitch.
considering she is a tall, fit, blue eyed red haired chinese girl, she would probably be a top model if she was a real person

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 18:31:32 2016 No.16266837 I don't understand why people have to make racial connections or analogues to 2d.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 19:25:05 2016 No.16267011 File: 504 KB, 561x590, 1422676381898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16229202 > the ones with ludicrous strength like Remi What?

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 20:05:18 2016 No.16267103
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>>16216865
>>16266688

Sanae has bright green hair and used to live in the normal world outside Gensokyo.

I've always figured Touhou followed the Rule of Anime Hair, in that there are no rules and anybody can have whatever haircolor.

>>16266837

I don't quite understand what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 21:04:50 2016 No.16267358 >>16267103 "What race/tribe would [X] be?"

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 21:10:10 2016 No.16267377
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>>16267358

Well its a worthwhile question with Meiling because she's quite a conundrum. We have no idea what kind of youkai she is, or what she's supposed to be based off of.

She's from China, she knows some kind of martial arts, and seemingly has no supernatural abilities like other youkai. That's about all we know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 08:10:53 2016 No.16269260 >>16267011 vampires a strong

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 09:28:56 2016 No.16269592 >>16269260 She's only ~495 years old, she's not a fucking pillar woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 09:34:53 2016 No.16269615 share more ;o;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:06:06 2016 No.16269741 >>16151112 >Meiling is worried about your overall health and shape! I'm worried about those two huge tumors she has on her chest.

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