/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kobolds are cute! I love Kobolds!

You can't make me stay!

I wonder how my waifu is feeling.

>>16214664
>>16214652
>>16214649
>>16214629
Monster girl general

/jp/'s benign tumour

my genocidal bio weapon cant be this cute

June will forever be best girl.

>>16214652
Why does bear girl need to be bundled up in a parka? Aren't bears supposed to be warm?

>>16214825
She's probably a black bear girl or something.

Look at how tired she is, she should be hibernating.

>>16214830
She looks cuddly.
Wanna cuddle the sleepy bear grill.

Has the Griffon surpassed the Hellhound as the bodyguard waifu?

>>16214936
Hellhounds were never bodyguard waifus anon. stop trying to ignite actual waifu wars!

seductive monsters > rapist monsters > submissive monsters

Y/N?

>>16214957
Yes.

>>16214957
submissive monsters = rapist monsters < seductive monsters < romantic monsters

>>16214957
submissive monsters > seductive monsters > shit > rapist monsters

>>16214957
N.

>>16214957
>>16214968
>>16214975
seductive monsters = romantic monsters > submissive monsters > yandere monsters > rapist monsters

>>16214957
Absolutely not.

>>16214957
Seductive = rapists = submissive

>>16214975
>hating rapist monsters
Why do you even come here?

>>16206674

>>16214957
Seductive scheming yetis

>>16215076
Only thing I'm guilty of is my love of liches

>>16214957
I want to be seduced by a sultry Hellhound!

>>16215076
Why is she so upset?

>>16215076
I dig that outfit. Now all she needs is a fluffy ponytail so she isn't 1:1 like the profile.

>>16215076
latenight you are a gift

>>16215092
But her hair is perfect for running your fingers through.

>>16215101
A fluffy ponytail even moreso.

>>16215106
You just want a ponytail so you can grab onto it for lewd purposes!

>>16215115
Also because I don't like seeing MGE girls drawn as clones of eachother.

>>16215083
>No seductive Hellhound to shove down on her bed and slowly strip while crawling up on top of you.
>She'll never slowly press her breasts against your chest and slowly grind against you with her red hot pussy.
>She'll never wait until you're completely hard, then pull you into a deep french kiss while slamming her hips down and stealing your virginity.
>You'll never feel the sensation of her plump ass slamming against your upper thighs as her vice-tight pussy squeezes every last drop of your cum out.
>You'll never be unable to scream in pleasure because her tongue has a stranglehold on yours.
Damn.

But what will you do when your waifu finds out your secret weakness.

ASMR

>>16215115
That's what pigtails are for anon. Ponytails just make girls look badass and at the same time beautiful.

>>16215135
>Hellhound and Cheshire waifus
They'd strip me down and tie me to the bed, each of them would take an ear and then they'd delight in making me cum with nothing but their voices

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you need to double check the dating site you meet monster girls on.

You never know when you'll find out that the head shot of the cute ryu is hiding the fact that she's easily twice as big as normal member and sporting more muscles than most onis.


DireLove.com, the dating website for those who want to skip the kidnapping portion of Dire Monster Girl Romance.

>>16215076
Does she actually have a big butt though? She looks a little thin around her lower half.

>>16215154
Hey, I've seen you forever. But I've never asked. Whos your waifu?

>>16215161
No preferences.
I enjoy multiple races/body types/personalities.

I actually go to the wiki and hit random till I get one that isn't the Siths.

This is the tiger you will babysit for the evening

>>16215131
>She will never pull you in close for post sex cuddles
>She will never press your face into her cleavage fluff
>You'll never hear her whisper sweet nothings into your ear while she caresses you with her paw
>She will never call you her "Princess"

>>16215172
>there's only 5 people at a Leafs game
>one guy between 2 Hellhounds, and another guy with a Yeti clinging to him

>>16215076
She's fancy.

>>16215190
>"Princess"
>not "Prince"
>not fucking me until I pass out.
C'mon now.

And now, back to 'Cooking with Mofu' on channel 3!

How does your waifu's ass stack up?

>>16215237
She better watch out or she'll light her mofu on fire!

>>16215247
Logically, a fat-bottomed Automaton would have a larger buttocks displacement.

>>16215247
Your graph is too hard to read and lacks needed comparisons for one to properly plot their own points on it.

>>16215250
Now you're Cooking with Mofu™!

>>16215115
https://a.pomf.cat/olqign.png

>>16215247
Is it wrong to have five waifus if they're all sisters? Because they have huge plush asses with just the right amount of jiggle.

>>16215282
Yan ponytail Lich is a good girl.

>>16215282
Oh my

>>16215282
Lewd.

>>16215282
>lich laughing during experiment sex

She showed emotion, shes gone crazy for her husband,

Nice job lewdnight

>>16215282
Nice.

>>16215292
Happy Liches are the cutest Liches.

>>16214944

The Hellhound's profile put great emphasis on her protectiveness, plus they used to be guards in the underworld.

Reading her profile kinda feels that they see men as weak cute things they must protect.

So yeah she is a waifu bodyguard.

Then Griffon is a guard to her treasure fighting off anything that gets close to it and to them their husbands are even more top priority than her treasure.

So yeah it seems both of them are bodyguard waifus.

The Ochimusha translation though, it seems she beats them both in being a bodyguard waifu.

>>16215303
Ochimushas are pretty good.

>>16215282
Way too lewd.

How tall can these lovely ladies get?

>>16215317
No, it needs to be lewder.

>>16215076
LOVE that outfit. 11/10 design, fantastic work.

>>16215320
How could it even get any lewder?

>>16215337
Loving missionary sex where both your hands are intertwined with hers.

>>16214957
I'll have all of the above.

>>16215282
my internet won't let me connect, can someone stick this on imgur?

>>16215282
>Lich Ponytail Job
Lewd.

Also digging those hair ornaments.

>>16215349
Don't let her see anything red if you want her to stay loyal.

>>16215344
Or being strapped to her exam table for a few hours of draining.

>>16215354
That's pretty lewd.

So I've been wondering. If Succubi and Nightmares can both enter a dream, what happens if they both enter the dream of the same person? Would they see each other kind of like they both walked into the same room; or would they interact the the dreamer separately because they are two different entities interacting with a non physical medium? In a different question would mind altering substances affect what would happen in a dream controlled by a Nightmare/Succubus?

>>16215319
Well, based on what a big girl she looked like in her lewd art, I'd bat a guess at minimum 8ft.

Quite honestly, they seem a good deal taller than Dragons (To use the pertinent example that has emerged...) though that may just be due to the differences in KC's artstyle over the last 6 years since Dragon was published. Though even then, she still feels bigger than her closer contemporary, the Zombie Dragon.

Thus I posit the following idea: Tiny Dragon tackling a significantly taller Griffon.

>>16215344
It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all.

>>16215359
Well, in theory, a dreamscape is based upon an individual's subconscious mind. But the effect of multiple conscious entities directly interacting with it may vary based on interpretation. For example, say that the invading consciousnesses are literally invading the native subconscious; as there is only one subconscious being interacted with, the Nightmare and Succubus would indeed "walk into the same room". On the other hand, suppose instead that the dreamscape is a separate creation of the invader; they create it by uniquely linking their consciousness with the native subconscious. This supposition implies the dreamscape as something separate from the subconscious, and that the Succubus and Nightmare would each create their own which would not interact with each other.

As for the effect of mind-altering substances, I honestly couldn't say. Not particularly experienced with them myself.

>New "The Mummy" trailer

...so, would anyone here a Spider-Pharaoh? Just out of curiosity.

>>16215379
Eh... yeah, I probably would.

>>16215379
What was wrong with Tom's screen as he's falling in the airplane?

>>16215379
Wow that movie looks like fucking trash.

>>16215282
>my browser refuses to load pomf.cat
>no anon this site is unsafe
FUCK
THIS

>>16215319

I say on average ranging from 1.80 to 2 meters.

>>16214629
Why are Elves so great?

>>16215076
This is amazing. You are probably the best thing to happen to this thread.

>>16215282
Waitaminute...

When did Latenight graduate from cute things to full on lewds?

>>16215430
They have to compete with actual monstergirls for husbands though.

>>16215282
Is that one of those penguins from Daimidaler?

>>16215442
A while ago.

>>16215442
>When did Latenight graduate from cute things to full on lewds?
He'd drawn lewd stuff well before he started drawing in these threads, but keep in mind that it was mostly within the /a/ drawthreads.

>>16215360
>Tiny Dragon tackling a significantly taller Griffon.
Sounds cute.

>>16215319
I like the capelet thing that keeps the long hair from getting tangled in the feathers

why are there two threads

>>16215490
Some retarded phoneposter made a new thread.

>>16215490
Someone was impatient.

>>16215360

How can you get a tallness estaye with her sex art?

It only shows her face sucking a dick.

Or is there a lewd art Im unaware of?

>>16215508
Just the scale of her compared to the dick she's sucking off. Makes her look quite a bit larger than the guy. Though maybe that's just me.

Hi, it's me again, the guy who writes about bunnies.
I realized I never dropped the name of my book last thread. If you're interested, it's called A Cup of Moondust, first in my series Her Flaxen Hare.

If you'd like a preview before I release the full ebook soon, here is the prologue and first two chapters. http://pastebin.com/y4K0xreC

And, so I'm not just reposting stuff from last thread, here's a short story I wrote a while back about a certain oni girl. If you're into totally ordinary onis it might interest you.
http://pastebin.com/drRqpeXp

>>16215546
>Ebooks
Seriously anon?

>>16215546
Those are quite a lot of Untitled works.

>>16215553
Well, I'd like to get it a proper physical release eventually. But I'm a bit hard up for money.

>>16215554
I guess I could go clean up my pastebin.

>>16215539

If you want to see a lewd art giant look at the Hellhound:

https://exhentai.org/s/238de31a57/999381-37

She is literally CROUCHING just so she can look at the man's face.

She towers over him while crouching.

ARGH you have no idea how fucking pissed Im am over not having a Jinko lewd art.

>>16215562
>No tall, /fit/ Hellhound to grab you by the head and force you to eat her out.
>She'll never leglock your head and just spend the whole night facefucking you for hours.
>She'll never grab you by your thighs after she gets off and "return the favor" sucking you off in the amazon position until your balls are dry without letting a drop of your semen escape her lips.

>>16215490
why delete my question, but leave the other thread?

>>16215562
Does that mean Hellhounds are the tallest?

I just pre ordered my waifu from [The Military Industrial Complex] and look at all the free alternate skins I got for her!

>>16215554
>>16215559
There, should be more readable now. Found a couple of old, lewd works I'd forgot I'd done. I don't think Tenshi or lolis are directly monstergirl related, though.

>>16215601
Marvelous.

By the way, break up your paragraphs just a little bit so everything is easier on the eyes.

>>16215601
are all your works about touhou?

>>16215562
You realize the guy is lying down, right?
Comparing the distance from his groin to the base of his neck, keeping in mind that he's hunched over way more than she is, shows that she's probably only half a foot taller, tops.
Hardly a giant, and for all we know that guy is a midget.

>>16215600
Good taste. Goblin princess a best.

>>16215620
The majority are, and my book has quite a bit of Touhou influence that any fan will probably pick up.
I also did a couple of dumb Dota 2 gag stories, and a written adaption of an original loli doujin. I'm sorry that I haven't done more monster-focused stuff.

On the subject of monstergirl heights, what Magic Material types can grow very big?

I want to give my Kobold daughteru a tag-team paw rub with my Kobold waifu! We'll each squish and grope and massage her fluffy little foot-paws and watche her giggle and squirm because she's very ticklish! Eventually her paw rub would devolve into a full-on tickle torture session with my daughteru muzzled and strapped down on a padded leather table while my waifu and I go at her with feathers and toothbrushes and other lewd tickling instruments, but that's just as nice as regular paw rubs!

>>16215663
That's real neato.

>>16215646
Wouldn't it technically be all of them? You know, MAGIC and shiet?

>>16215674
Isn't it? My daughteru is a slut for tickles.

>>16215608
Okay, the two stories I posted have been made spacier.

Here's a bunny.

>>16215686
Thanks for the bunny tiddies.

>>16215546
So tell me anon, how did you come to love horny bunnies so?

I don't care what anyone says, bunnies are officially the sluttiest monstergirls.

>>16215691
Rude.

>>16215690
It's funny, I used to hate them. I couldn't even tell you why, I just found it distasteful.
So then I searched myself and started looking for ways to include them in my life so my hate could become something more positive. Next thing I know I've written a full book.

>>16215691
They're good at growing their population, you mean.

>>16215697
That Jub still spooks me out.

>>16215697
>That expression
>Those tits
Why are Jubjubs so fucking lewd? I want to fuck that shortstack sex harpy until I pass out and then wake up hours later to find her still thrusting her hips!

>>16215702
So this is the power of waifus?

>>16215705
You have to wonder how varied JubJubs are in regards to their shortstackedness.

>>16215705
Jubjubs would be the perfect monstergirl if it weren't for the constant leaking. That's just too much of a mess.

>>16215711
Some of them are probably only good for buttjobs and Paizuri. Too heavy to fly, you know?

>>16215715
Anon, there's a perfect fix for that.
Demonic Energy.
That or plug the hole with your dick.

>>16215717
The right kinda weight.

>>16215715
Just take the Jub out of Wonderland.

>>16215721
Both of those sound like they'll make the problem worse.
>>16215736
I don't think that'll help much.

>>16215739
Then dress her up in cowprint.

>>16215752
What? How is that supposed to stop her leaking lady juices?

How awful would a Griffon handjob be?

>>16215769
Anon. You know what you must do. Quicksilver was right.

>>16215769
Liquid will leak from her breasts instead.
>>16215772
Fuck you.

>>16215771
better than putting it in her horsepussy-tier vajeen. All that fur would chafe like a motherfucker.

>>16215772
That'd be a last resort.

>>16215779
I don't think that's how it works. She'd also still be leaking.

>>16215781
She doesn't have any fur around her vagina though.

>>16215771
Best with magical lube.
Better hope her claws are retractable like Jinkos, Werecats, Werewolves, etc. though.

>>16215739
Anon, using demonic energy you can make her stop leaking if it bothers you.
Demonic energy fixes everything!

>Jubjubs

>>16214993
This man understands my needs. Start with attempts at seduction, when the target fails to notice push forth with force, then end in a relationship where all she really wants is cuddles. stockholm syndrome is only weird if you think about it.

>>16215789
Werewolves don't have retractable claws

>>16215799
Never

>>16215799
DELET THIS

>>16215779
>Fuck you.
It's the only way!

I FEEL THE NEED
TO BREED
MY MAID

>>16215828
NO

DON'T LEWD THE MAID

>>16215828
AHNOLD NO!

>>16215802
I want to get a book at Basilisk's Books, then get mocked by /lit/ crow for picking a fantasy novel.

>>16215835
I want to mock a /lit/ crow for having a stick so far up her ass to compensate for the fact that she'll never have a man.

>>16215736
You can take the Jub out of Wonderland, but you can't take the Wonderland out of the Jub.

>>16215835
I bet she secretly reads them as well.

>>16215835

/lit/ crow is the worst

>>16215887
/lit/ crow reads REAL literature, like Ulysses and Atlas Shrugged.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Longshot here but i figure if anyone knows this it would be someone here, I'm looking for this one monster girl pastebin story about this guy describing events of a post apocolypse-like world where monster girls have taken over, he eventually came across a harpy companion and always ended his posts with a picture like this anyone know what this story was?

>>16215892
>ayn rand
/lit/crow is a nihilist hipster
is it still existentialism if you spend 400 dollars on Warby Parker glasses and artisan hummus?

I want to shit talk Nietzsche in front of dumb bird

I want a group of smug lizards to bully my dick with their lizard feet!

>>16215902
No, can't say that I know about such a thing.

>>16215892
Oh yeah, she's just asking to get bullied.
I'm gonna tie her down and read the entire Deltora Quest series to her.

Would you give extra tip to the Delivery Harpy?

>>16215916
Of course, she works hard, and she flew a long way.

She can even use my birdbath if she feels the need to take a dip and cool down.

>>16215902
I vaguely remember what you're talking about, but alas I don't have it. It was a series of small greentexts right?

>>16215916
But she works for the government, anon.

>>16215922
I believe so, but i vaguely remember someone compiling them into a pastebin

>>16215923
And? She works hard. Give her a personal tip or a thank you for her service. You'd never get your mail if it wasn't for these brave and courage harpies!

>>16215928
We don't do "tip" in Arstotzka.

>>16215923
She's probably very genki and polite!

>>16215916
>>16215920
>>16215928
>July
>hot as hell
>be working on lawn
>letter carrier walks through
>say hi
>ask if she'd like a bottle of water or gatorade or something
>confused/angry stare like I insulted her family
>replies that "that would be really nice of you" after an awkward silence

I think it took a minute before she processed what I asked, I swear I didn't spaghetti.

Tell me about warfare. How do you like it?

>>16215802
I haven't seen this one before.
Why is pally so fat?

>>16215923
It's OK if you tip her with something other than money like energy bar or a fresh bottle of water
You should get more generous as time goes and she regularly delivers your package on time and without breaking them, maybe invite her for dinner or something

>>16215969
Medieval fantasy warfare is the best

>>16215969
I don't see what it's good for.

>>16215984
It's good for husbando acquisition if you're an Elf operator.

>>16215985
I dunno, anon. Elf operators could find their husbandos via other means of subterfuge.

I'm going to have to maintain my position that war is good for absolutely nothin'.

>>16215992
Well I'm writing about operator Elves obtaining young studs through operating means and that's that.

>>16215984
Suffering and unhappiness. We'd all be better off without it.

>>16215969
>as if anyone needs an ARwooooo-15 automatic assault rifle to protect their husbando

Modern warfare where people shoot at each other and use explosives solely for the purpose of killing should not be associated with monster girls

But I strongly believe that hand to hand combat, melee weapons and magic fights can be a good way to bond with a monster girl

>>16215969
Speaking abstractly, warfare is a form of communication. Back in the day of swords and spears, all it took was a few threats and marching men for leaders to get what they wanted. Humans can kill each other far more efficiently today, but our methods of threat-for-survival have basically gone down the drain.

Let's hope 2017 brings with it our waifus to save us from ourselves. If not, let's pray that it doesn't bring nuclear planetary destruction.

>>16216010
In my story it's a bunch of guys without live ammunition against a bunch of Elves with MGS-style tranq rounds.

>>16216016
>Let's hope 2017 brings with it our waifus to save us from ourselves
Though monster girls may be dangerous, with claw and fang and deadly poisons, they cannot hope to match the threat of a waifufag with no waifu.

>>16216010
I guess it would depend on whether or not anyone thought they were in danger. I'd totally sign up for some week-long dungeon-crawler dating service, but I'd never want to engage in a real war.

>>16216016
That's not really true. It's more that the collapse of imperialism and colonialism at the end of the second world war prompted the world to try economic control instead of military control. After all, why bother with conquering and occupying a place when you can just lean on them economically and diplomatically to get what you want for much less monetary cost?

The issue is this model hasn't really worked any better against people who can survive the sanctions and ostracizing in the international community. That's why you're seeing places like Russia move back toward the more classical model.

There will be a shakeup not only in policy but in geography as people are more aggressive about these sort of things in the coming years. That will mean war and destabilization.

>>16216027
Medieval warfare was just as ugly as modern warfare, even more brutal in some ways. It's always interesting to pick up an old weapon treatise from the 1300's-1500's and see all the old tricks of combat vs the stylized sparring you see in media that portrays it today.

I'm going to watch The Unknown Soldier soon but here's an update to Elves invading Elfoglia. New from line 67, more later today. No Elves make a physical appearance yet, but their heinous deeds are beginning to appear.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>>16216019
I guess that's alright
Tactical wars with espionage, kidnapping and war hostages can be good as long as people aren't slaughtering each other on the battlefield

>>16216027
Wouldn't you like being a low rank foot soldier takes with defending your small city against a horde of goblin savages who want to pillage your goods and rape all the men?

>>16216038
We're not talking about historical medieval warfare, more of a fantasy type

How would I go about getting a delicious dark elf wife?

>>16216046
>goblins
>pillage and rape
disgusting

>>16216046
>more of a fantasy type
Of which the same can be said of any warfare. Modern would just be like Rambo or kids playing pirates or cowboys and indians. What's silly is saying it should be medieval because real modern is too ugly. It's much more an aesthetics thing. You know, people wanting to play with swords instead of guns. Which is fine.

>>16216048
Go in the dark forest and peep on one of them bathing or do some other stuff which would result in her wanting to punish you

>>16216051
They can't all be peaceful merchants

>>16216048
>dark elf
>Wife
It's called "mistress" anon.

>>16216058
That's a racial stereotype!

>>16216057
>Go in the dark forest

Sounds dangerous to be honest



>>16216058
It's both!

>>16216063
>It's both!
Yes, but she gets flustered when you call her wife.

>>16216061
So there are masochistic dark elves?

>>16216069
Of course.

>>16216038
Regardless, humans have had to learn to communicate through force without instinctively understanding the scale of the damage their threats represent. We can understand a one on one physical conflict, or an emotional back and forth, but we can't actually know what it is for thousands of lives to clash over political conflict. Financial control wasn't just a logical evolution, it's a necessary one considering the scale of conflict we are now capable of.

>>16216044
God damn Gate is such fucking trash.

>>16216065
I shall try to keep to mistress then.

>>16216072
I've never read it but there's only so many pictures of Elves with guns I have.

>>16216070
They must be rare. But I'm going to find one.

>>16216053
I get what you are saying but there is much more involvement and control in melee fights
You could tell a story between a warrior and a monster girl with a swordfight alone

Meanwhile what can you do with a gun and explosives? Shoot the legs? Fire warning shots? Where is the involvement in all? of that you're just pulling a trigger
I don't doubt you could also tell a story with guns and explosives alone but how much of it would actually be a fight and how much would it be focusing on the characters' mental et emotional state

Anyways, I'd rather swing a sword at a monster girl knowing the most I can do is wound her than shoot at her and risk killing her

>>16216071
>we can't actually know what it is for thousands of lives to clash over political conflict.

You kinda can. Big battles were thousands and thousands of people in single places going back to the Bronze Age. Large organized warfare has always been at that scale and bigger.

I think you're conflation not understanding and not caring.

>Financial control wasn't just a logical evolution, it's a necessary one considering the scale of conflict we are now capable of.
People still go to regular war all the time. Proxy wars especially will never go away. What's been impressed on the international community lately though is a lot of institutions that were set up to prevent adventurism are crumbling and for good reason. That's putting us square in a time of instability plus heavy treaties that's actually really similar to the early 20th century, just prior to the 1st World War.

>>16216081
Dark elves just lewder more rapable versions of regular elves
You could make any of them a masochist with the proper sexual training

Trust me on this, I read plenty on the matter

>>16216086
Read your whole post again, only replace every mention of swords with guns and vice-versa.
If the only thing one cares about is telling a story, swords can't tell anything that guns couldn't, either.

>>16216086
Honestly, that just reflects a poor understanding of melee combat more than anything. All the goofy shooting back and forth you're thinking of and dismissing is what those theater type sword fights look like. Especially the wounding part. Actually, I can't even think of a swordfight in a monstergirl story that actually does anything besides the old hack hack clang clang. It would be cool to see something more advanced sometime. I'd really enjoy that.

>>16215969
It's good for post battle cuddles.

Speaking of, anybody have that art of the Hellhound sitting in front of a tank with some guy?

>>16216147
The Grigory art? I'm pretty sure I saw it on the wikia.
Though it might take a while to find since memehounds have so much fucking art.

>>16216127
I could argue with you but there is something you see in gun fights that I can't see so that would be pointless

>>16216130
I know a bit about realistic sword fights, half-swording, stabbing the holes in the armor, using the handle to as a pummel, etc...
I'd still rather do all of that against a Salamander rather than just shoot at her

>>16216165
>I'd still rather do all of that against a Salamander rather than just shoot at her
Holy shit airsoft matches with Llizardfolk would be fucking awesome.
Why have I not thought of this sooner?

>>16216174
> lizardgirl keeps challenging you to a duel
> you finally accept on the terms that each person may choose their own (relatively safe) weapon
> she shows up with a wooden sword
> you pelt her three times with your paintball gun and walk off

I could see it happening.

>>16216186
That's what she gets for bringing a sword to a gun fight.

I love Harpies!

So how are you celebrating Elven Sovereignty today?

>>16216209
So do I
I want to fall asleep while wrapped up in her wings as she hums a calming melody

>>16216211
Elven what now?

>>16216221
It's their independence day, anon.

Here, take this redcap (whitecap)

>>16216211
By raping an elf.

>>16216223
Independence day? Wait, does that give me an excuse to light fireworks?
I will have a fucking backyard taco party and everyone is invited.

>>16216218
So are harpies generally flat? Can they be shortstack? Can I have a shortstack kitsune and shortstack Harpy to cuddle me to sleep?

>>16216211
By buying a elf slave

>>16216225
She's too thick for me, I'll take her younger sister please

>>16216233
>Wait, does that give me an excuse to light fireworks?
Yes it does.

>>16216211
By visiting the elves and learning about their proud heritage!

>>16216225
Sure. Gonna do my best to keep her pure and white.

>>16216235
They can be shortstacks but that would mean she has a hard time flying and a lot of self esteem issues because of it
She could also be smug about it if she sees how flat Harpies are much more common and less wanted than big breasted ones

>>16216211
Massaging my mistress.

>All these people celebrating elven independence
Back in the days you could walk down the market, buy an elf for 3 gold coins and do whatever you wanted to it

Nowadays they all act as if they were actual people
Giving elves rights was the biggest mistake humanity has ever made

>>16216314
Bloede dhoene.

>>16216314
Dark elves has always had independence.

>>16216225
This is heresy, where's the flat redcaps?

>>16216343
In the house with the party van parked in back.

>>16216225
>She rapes you to the ground when she's red
>Tenderly caring like an onee-san otherwise

The best of both worlds

>>16216225
I want to suck on those titties.

>>16216349
Little girls can't drive.

>>16216354
Hence why it's parked.

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Who are you quoting?

>>16216349
The one with "free rape" painted on?

>>16216350
What if Redcaps were loli only but became onee-san while Whitecaps?

>>16216366
>he doesn't know how meme arrows work
You have to be at least THIS smart to post here.

>>16216366
>I'm quoting your mother desu

>>16216354

>>16215379
Does she also battle an apophis?

>>16216366
Hi there newfag-kun

>>16216314
Heck, I still have a copy of the informational brochure elf salesmen would hand out. Nobody ever read the thing, but it had some very clear guidelines as to how you should treat your newly owned elf to ensure subservience.

Here's a choice entry from the "females" page:

>Elf females are soft and bruise easily. Do not beat with blunt objects. Use a switch or a whip to avoid breaking their limbs.
>Berate and demean them regularly. Elf women are naturally subservient and will begin to believe you have taken a liking to them if you treat them with any respect whatsoever. Under no circumstances should you offer clothes, proper housing or cooked food to an elf.
>Keep them at arms length at all times. Elves have a menstruation cycle similar to human females and will seek companionship directly before, as they have increased hormonal drive and sexual sensitivity at this time. Should you use one as a sex toy, make sure to beat them afterward or they will grow affectionate. Do not under any circumstances honor requests for "cuddling" or "keeping her company."
>Should an elf become affectionate, she may request "marriage" or "making a baby." Do not humor these requests. Be mindful that both acts are punishable by jailing, death, and euthanization of any potential human-elf offspring.

>>16216314
As an for the rights of elves, I won't let you slander M'lady elves like that. You should know that the times that elves were traded or enslaved had long passed. Check your humanitarian privilege, You xenophobe.

>>16216390
The more taboo something is, the more exciting it gets. I want to do some inter-species breeding.

>>16216390
But I want my elf for breeding.

>>16216390
That brochure was a godsend
I read the page teaching how to break an elf's pride so many times that I learned it word for word

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>>16216399
Degenerates like you would have been exiled from the country and forces to live in the wild with all the elf savages

>>16216404
Can I breed the elf savages?

>>16216388
But I was posting here before the mods dumped you guys in from /a/, how many of you can say the same?

Also no wanting the quote function to be misused is not newfag behaviour. Maybe it's stubbornly refusing to admit that your beloved board has changed due to an influx of crossboarders whose roleplaying filled threads were kicked off /a/ for being too shitty, and that are being protected by the mods for some reason. So call me a butthurt 2hufag or something but not a newfag

>>16216406
Sure, go make some disgusting half-breed children and live in a tree
That is if the savages don't take out their anger towards humanity against you

>>16216399
>>16216397
Back in my day, profligates like you would have been strung up on a cross along with your animal "wives."
But now that we got all these goddamn liberals and elf apologist cucks in charge, that's apparently 'inhumane.'

>>16216409
>But I was posting here before the mods dumped you guys in from /a/, how many of you can say the same?
My ancestors are smiling on me shitposter. Can you say the same?

>>16216160
Not in there, surprisingly. Ah well.

>>16216415
Who said anything about wife? I just want too breed a elf, not marry her or anything.

>>16216418
I understood that reference.

>>16216379
Vampy's too cute.

>>16216418
Yes because I don't spend day after day on an eternal general that nobody wants writing /r9k/ tier fanfiction about my fictional monster wife

>>16216415
>He doesn't take slave wives

Come on man, thats why they're there!

>>16216425
Lolidom with Vampires a best!

>>16216429
No, pet the loli vampire. She's ment for taking care of and loving.

>>16216432
No, she's meant for serving and getting stepped on by!

>>16216429
That bj scene. I've NUTTED my hardest on that.

>>16216409
>were kicked off /a/ for being too shitty
They were kicked off /a/ for not being related to the board, whatever helps you sleep at night though.

>>16216436
Makes me think of the loli Illias foot job from paradox.
God damn that was good. Outside of the pissing part.

>>16216423
Observable net drain on the economy. Half of our safety nets are there because halfbreeds can't take care of themselves. Useful for low level grunt work and nothing else and there's laws against slave labor now.

>>16216427
I wouldn't marry an elf the same way I wouldn't marry a dog. Hell, that's an insult to the dog, frankly.

>>16216425
>>16216429
Why would you lewd the loli vampires?
Can't you wait until she grows up?
And don't trust them when they say ridiculous things about their age, no 1000 years old woman looks like a 12 years old girl

>>16216446
Vampires don't age after they're turned, so they stay lolis forever. That's how it works, anon.
Excuse me while I go watch Let the Right One In

>>16216440
And how is it related to /jp/? The furry roleplaying board is /trash/

>>16216422
Fortunately I had it in my canine folder.

>>16216450
Don't you have an IRC to be crying in, starbow? Or did the mods finally kick you for being annoying.

>>16216453
>people who should be driving a tank are getting drunk
Some dogs just want to watch the world burn.

>>16216446
Silly anon, Vampires don't grow up. Besides how can you deny them when they're this adorable?

>>16216448
Whatever you say
Tall busty vampires who are slightly taller than you are way better than lolis anyways

>>16216453
>Canine folder
>He organizes his monster girls by biological families
My man.

Also, thanks.

>>16216456
Ah, the old circlejerk tactic of thinking everyone that hates you is a single guy. I was wondering when it would come up.

>>16216448
That's a nice movie. Not so heavy on the romance but the vampire sure is a qt.

>>16216461
Vampires should be sexy and intimidating, not cute
Go tell a Vampire that she is cute and see what happens

I want to tenderly love an Elf.

>>16216481
This happened, what do?

>>16216481
>Go tell a Vampire that she is cute and see what happens
W-what will happen?

>>16216450
How is Japanese media with multiple official and fan-created manga, doujins and games related to the Touhou board?
Gee, I wouldn't know.

>>16216483
Let her drink your blood.

>>16216485
Depends on the vampire, mine called me an idiot and let me take the day off

>>16216512
I don't see any of those being discussed in this thread though. Could you point me to any post talking about that content? I only see greentext fanfiction here.

>>16216532
Hey, cry about it

>>16216512
Stop responding to it.

>>16216537
So you can't? How unfortunate.

>>16216461
Loli vamps are super cute, but they need to be normal loli for that. Oppai or huge assed ones are meh.

>>16216532
That's funny, I'm pretty sure I can pop open the catalog and see nothing but touhou roleplaying absolutely everywhere.
Are you new here? We're just discussing what we like, which just happens to be monster girl related.
Even now people are talking about Vampires, which clearly has an article in the MGE, and thus is discussion of otaku culture every bit as much as "hey guiz check out Sakuya's tits. kek"

>>16215319
At least 2.5 m tall. I won't accept them any smaller than that.

You must be quick as the coursing river
With all the strength of a great typhoon
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon~

>>16216570
What a deliciously thick tail she has.

>>16216570
>>16216574
Her tail is on point but otherwise she is way too frail and thin
I bet anyone in this thread could kick her ass

>>16216570
Would be fun to train martial art under a MG.

>>16216584
I remember the rolling game about various martial art teachers and their styles
Hakutaku was the best

>>16216592
They were all faril desant if you ask me. but the Hakutaku was top tier.

Not even a Dragon can defeat the kotatsu

>>16216615
How can they expect to defeat the mighty kotatsu when they can't even beat a single griffon?

>>16216616
But can the Griffon defeat the kotatsu?

>>16216621
No, the griffon would get too comfy to move just like the dragon, that's when you steal either their treasures or hearts.

watching the rain could calm most people, I wonder how monsters feel?

>>16214720
Weird butt.

>>16216623
More like steal the kotatsu.

>>16216628
>The Ryu is going at it again.

>>16216628
>"I wonder if Anon would be okay with coming over."
>"Would be nice to look at the rain together."

>>16216635
>steal the kotatsu
And thats how you get both a griffon and a dragon to be really pissed off at you, have fun being hunted down.

>>16216643
It's impossible for them to win. If they ever get too close I'll just use the kotatsu on them. Though I have to say, resisting the urge to cuddle with both of them underneath it would be extremely hard

>>16216653
>spoiler
You wouldn't cuddle up to two rivals right anon? You wouldn't want them battling for you affection right?

>>16216662
I don't think there would be any rivalry under the kotatsu domain, but it would be nice if they kept rolling me around from time to time to get cuddles.

>>16216662
>>16216691
Everyone knows the kotatsu is an area of peace and forgiveness

They can go at it all they want outside

>>16216628
Rain is just depressing. Snow is comfy.

Confirmed rivalries:
Pharaoh vs Apophis
Vampire vs Dhampire
Scylla vs Charybdis
Honey Bee vs Hornet

Implied rivalries:
Kikimora vs Shoggoth
Dragon vs Griffon

Any others?

>>16216734
Yuki-onnas and Yetis

>>16216734
Anon vs real life.

>>16216734
Mice vs population control programs

>>16216734
Wurm vs the world

>>16216734
Me and God.

>>16216734
Me vs lust for other girls.

>>16216736
There is definitely a conflict of interest but not enough to call it a rivalry

>>16216739
The most bitter of rivalries.

"Oh, you're walking to your Political Analysis class across campus? Well, it's 48 degrees outside, so you better hop on, just to be safe."

>>16216769
I don't see the problem with platonically riding a White Horn even if there might be some touching.

>>16216769
This White Horn is getting my number and a Christmas gift

>>16216772
She will be hot and bothered by the end of the ride so she will inevitably ask you for sex
How are you going to handle a blushing White Horn kindly asking for loving intercouse?

>>16216769
inb4 she just heads towards her dorm room instead

>>16216776
By simply declining her request and being on my way.

>>16216779
>Implying she's even a student

>you will never be the royal hime cut inspector
>you will never ensure that every monster's bangs are kept at regulation length and straightness for maximum appeal
>you will never be called in to have the final say on whether their hime cut marks them as a gentle nee-chan or an anon's new mistress
>you will never retire to your suite late at night to reflect on the fact that though you can have all the long black hair a man could ever ask for, you still haven't found the hime cut that fills the hole in your heart

>>16216781
You say that now but you'd never have the courage of declining her face to face, especially is she pulls on your sleeve and has teary eyes

>>16216784
Bullshit
Every hime cut is perfect and any of them can fill a man's heart

Also that is one very cute spider

>>16216776
I wouldn't fuck her, but maybe I would eat her out or finger her until she cums as a way to pay.

>>16216792
I'm pretty sure I could say no face to face. It is reindeer pussy, after all.

>>16216792
That's the cost of being a hime cut lover. Every one that passes you by is a piece of perfection you'll never have.

>>16216793
That's barely enough
Can you let her blow you on top of that? Then she'd be satisfied enough to be able to focus in class

>>16216795
Then you either really hate her or you're legitimate sociopath

>>16216811
>Accept ride
>"Hey, wanna have sex?"
>Nah, just wanna go to class.
>Sociopath

Alright.

>>16216776
>How are you going to handle a blushing White Horn kindly asking for loving intercouse?
Can I do the frontpussy only?

I'm ready to give up.

>>16216811
She's a tough one. How about her giving me a handy with her face really close to my dick. She can shoot it in her mout if she wants.

>>16216814
Read the definition of sociopath
You're literally letting a girl in grave distress to fend for herself
Not only that but you're breaking many social codes in the process, what's next? You're going to resist rape from a Wurm? It's not OK to refuse girls like that

>>16216818
Of course

>>16216838
Um.
We men fought many times for the right to refuse advances. Our bodies our choice.
Check your privilege.

>>16216820
You let one Yeti hug you, then another, then another and within a week you've got a line of Yetis waiting for their turn to hug you
If you get a boner during any of those hug then you'll get raped and married (it's not actually rape since your boner gave her consent)

>>16216825
Good enough, you'll make her very happy and she will propose to let you ride her everyday to wherever you need to go

>>16216864
People might get the wrong idea if I ride her everyday though. Maybe just once or twice is enough.
Hopefully she won't miss me and my payments.

>>16216850
So you're one of the crazy men's right people?
Only trash like you would do this kind of things

>>16216872
She'll miss you very much but I'm sure she'll cope with it
Don't forget to send her a Christmas card during winter break though, if you didn't it would break her heart

>>16216820
Don't say that, a yeti suicide hotline worker will be sad and be forced to come over and cuddle away the pain

Not a big fan of tattoos, but I do love black dresses.

>>16216879
That white horn sounds really cute. She's getting a drawing of me riding her while holding hands.

I want to teach a class on meditation in MGC.

>>16216898
Small tattoos are a bit too trashy for my tastes but large ones that cover a lot of area can be good
Black dresses are great, not the best though that's red ones

>>16216908
This is how you make a reindeer fall in love with you.

>>16216921
OHMMMMMMM

>>16216921
What are you going to tell them? To just sit there and think about nothing?
They'll all fail and think about lewd stuff instead

>>16216934
Oh right, you also have those who'll wait for you to be in full mediation to sexually assault you

>>16216941
>Oh right, you also have those who'll wait for you to be in full mediation to sexually assault you
Oh no, anything but that, please don't, etc etc

>>16216953
Joke about it all you want but there is no way you'll reach enlightenment if you get raped whenever you meditate
Don't let those pagan Fallen God followers tell you otherwise

This thread is lacking in purity.

NUN DRAGONS!

>>16216974
Nuns are all butt-sluts with hungry mouths and skilled fingers.

>>16216974
Are for rape while they beg for pardon.

More seriously, it is said clearly that "almost no monster follow the religion of the Chief God" nun Dragons could actually be a thing

>>16216983
>Nun Dragons

Would the Order even accept them?

>>16216962
There is a secret technique that controls your blood flow. Just use that and make sure your dick doesn't get hard.
The monster will get tired and proceed to rape someone else.

>>16216989
>Heresy.png

>>16216981
You speak blasphemy.

>>16216983
And they sure sound like nice people to pray and do charity with!

>>16216994
>You speak blasphemy
I speak the truth.

>>16216983
>mother superior dragon
>her nunnery is her hordes
>she makes it duty that every choir boy that enters the abbey is "relieved" of all lust before they have a chance defile her precious sisters

This is starting to sound like something a bored and horny monk would write in the margins of a manuscript.

>>16216974
Aren't nuns the lewdest things since erotically sliced bread?

>>16216995
Is that a fucking nipple?

>>16217006
Under her clothes, sure.

>>16216995
No. I've seen the dragon nuns. And they wear their habits very respectively. Showing just their wings, horns and the tip of their tail from under the gown. Do not speak lies against the holy dragons.

>>16217010
>showing wing
This is where I holler and hoot and whistle.

>>16216974
Nun dragons are for innocent flirting and praises until they can't hold back the urge to pin you down and claim you in the name of god or whatever.

>>16217009
I can still fucking see it.

Yuletide approaches and the temperatures keep dropping.

>>16217018
Flirting with the dragons will get you harsh warning and if it continues you will be banned for a period of time from entering the nunnery.

These dragons have sworn chastity and their holiness is not to be soiled. These dragons aren't some lewd sluts. They're serious.

>>16217044
I said innocent flirting. Just something to make the time go faster and with nothing lewd involved.

>>16217040
It's so cold and chilly, I want to snuggle up against warm waifu.

>>16217075
>make the time go faster

You think dragon nuns am have free time? They spend a lot of the time praying and doing charity.

>>16216211
Day long body worship session.

Would you help?

>>16217101
As the foremost authority on 'mukade molting, yes I would.

>appointed by the gods
Is this a kc specific thing or has them being divine servants ever been a part of actual griffon myths?

>>16217101
L-LEWD

>>16217105
I'm keeping an eye on you buddy.

>>16217112
What for? I'm a man of science.

>>16217116
Do you truly love oomukades? Got any good writefag stories about them?

>>16217119
N-no.

>>16216734
>Scylla vs Charybdis
I'm unfamiliar, what's that one about

I LOVE BROWN DRAGONS!

>>16217131
Greek mythology. In the Odyssey, they had to choose between facing Scylla, who would snatch six people (it had six tentacles, see) or Charybdis that might end up eating all of them.

>>16217108
If I remember correctly (So I'm probably wrong) it's a matter of were and who you ask. mythology isn't very consistent.
And to answer your question. Sometimes they are.

>>16217131
Scyllae like to steal men away from Charybdis, especially when ships get caught in Charybdis's whirlpool.

Be careful anon, Alps lurk the thread.

>>16217152
How do you know?
Is it you?

>>16217152
Good sir, I resent that! This>>16217139
is an impostor! Notice the use of "image.jpg" rather than the usual "Alp's Hopes and Dreams".

>>16217155
It's not me anon.

>>16217157
It's him!

>>16217152
I knew something smelled off. I just didn't know if it was the garbage or something else

I'll fuck the deviant out of the alp in our midst, don't worry brothers.

>>16217157
>Anon's hopes and dreams

Is he the Alp who's into NTR? I've seen the "This is the alp's waifu. Do with her as you please" post before.

>>16217157
Wait so you can tell who posts what?
Then who owns the flag salamander?

>>16217168
>Alp
>being into NTR
I wouldn't put it past the faggot.

>>16217152
Why are you concerned about Alps, anon? They're just tools, puppets of a larger, darker plan. By posting in this thread, you've participated in the degeneration of society, which will make a nice, warm spot for many a she-beast to dwell in.

You may think yourself a chaste man, but when the Devil cometh, all will be taken away.

Repent now, before it is too late.

>>16217167
Bu tif you fuck them they only grow more deviant!

>>16217168
>the Alp who's into NTR?

Alright bud, I don't know who you think you are, but if you think you can insult my buddy Alp in this here thread you've got another thing coming.