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Fusion-ha

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16199111

Maids are olev

>> No.16199113
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16199113

>>16199100
Fusion thread?

>> No.16199159
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16199159

You've wandered into a green realm and munched on some delicious fruit. Now in a lustful haze, you stumble upon this girl.

I hope you're prepared to be tenderly loved under the trees and brought back to her village.

>> No.16199174

>>16199159
>Vanilla elf
difficult

>> No.16199179

>>16199159
No amount of fruit is gonna let me get it up for that hair.

Go directly to the garbage.
Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

>> No.16199188

>>16199174
Vanilla, slightly-brown elf. The best kind.

>> No.16199199
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>>16199188
More of a charcoal guy myself.

>> No.16199258

Post Dragons!

>> No.16199285

>>16199258
Wish I has some for you, but I only have slime here.

>> No.16199296
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16199296

Gonna cuddle this core. Snuggle up and rub noses and look into her eyes.

>> No.16199310
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>>16199258
The only good dragon is a Zipangese dragon.

>> No.16199317
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16199317

staying /fit/ with a Raiju!

i cant shake off the imagine off my head of a Raiju doing exercise in a giant hamster wheel to save on electric bills

>> No.16199341

>tfw no gym bunny Vampire with an ass that manages to be big, soft and muscular all at the same time

>> No.16199346
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>>16199258
>>16199310
The only good dragon is ALL dragons!

All types of dragons deserve love!

Depression is a bitch tho

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>>16199317
I could see Raiju being really into yoga. Just imagine walking in on her doing the downward dog.

>> No.16199396

>>16199346
I like black dragons and evil dragons.

Ripe for purification.

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>>16199396
Dragon knights are pure.

>> No.16199416
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16199416

I would like to fight a ninja that wants to "assassinate" me

>> No.16199417

>>16199400
Thats pretty cute.

I keep seeing that blonde dragon with the red tie everywhere. She have a name yet?

>> No.16199436

>>16199416
>I hope you've prepared yourself!
Aren't ninjas supposed to strike when we're not prepared?
Come to think of it, why are you announcing this, instead of raping me in my sleep?
You're not a real ninja, are you? Look, you even have wings. Kunoichi aren't supposed to have those.

>> No.16199472

>>16199417
Shes from the Dragonia book.

I need that book translated and i'd buy it in a heart beat.

>> No.16199477

>>16199436
>You're not a real ninja, are you?
Those are the kind of words that get you locked in the sex dungeon until you've learned your lesson.

>> No.16199483

I really love Kobolds, anons! I love Kobolds a lot!

>> No.16199605

>>16199159
None of that fruit happened to turn me into a shota did it?

>> No.16199636

>your waifu turned you into a dog

>what do?

>> No.16199685

>>16199636
Get out.

>> No.16199689

>>16199685
And go for walkies? That's a good idea.

>> No.16199702

>>16199636
But anon. Aren't all men dogs already?

>> No.16199750
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16199750

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16199751

>>16199605
>shota
Disgusting. Of course not. She want's a nice lustful man to lead to her bed not a boy.

>> No.16199764
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16199764

Christmas Cadavers

>> No.16199790

>>16199636
Scissor-play.

>> No.16199794

I want to cuddle a Ranamon. Is that weird?
I just got Cyber Sleuth so I'm on a bit of a Digimon Kick.

>> No.16199801

>>16199794
If you want to talk about furshit, take it to >>>/trash/

>> No.16199804

>>16199801
RANAmon anon. RANA. The fish idol, not the furbait.

>> No.16199807

>>16199804
Is that not the fox one?
Oh, wait, shit, it's a fish one. Well my bad. I shouldn't be surprised by the fact that Digimon has a shitty naming system, but here we are.

>> No.16199816

>>16199807
You would not believe how many times I've seen that fucking fox get mistagged as Ranamon.
I just wanted stuff about the cutest villain in frontier.
One form's a cute fish idol and the other's a sexy Kraken that all the characters call ugly because they have shit taste.

>> No.16199817

I feel like the only thing that hugs better than a Yeti is a Scylla. This requires a full and meticulous study.

>> No.16199829
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>>16199817
Round one. FIGHT.

>> No.16199838

>>16199817
Don't dismiss kraken-chan! Or jubjubs!

>> No.16199843
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>>16199817
>>16199838
Slimes.
You can't beat something that can achieve 100% surface area coverage.

>> No.16199846

>>16199838
You're absolutely right. They must all be tested. It seems there's no other choice but to cuddle with all of them.

Are you up to it Anon?

>> No.16199849

>>16199843
Lave girls. All the best parts of slimes and also blissfully warm.

>> No.16199854

>>16199846
I am. Except for that jacked lamia over there, someone else can try her. I like having a spine in the appropriate number of pieces.

>> No.16199859
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>>16199817
That's a hard one. If more arms=better hugs... it's close.

>> No.16199860

>>16199849
That's definitely true. Though I kinda doubt a lava golem would stop at hugging.

>> No.16199861

>>16199860
>Though I kinda doubt a lava golem would stop at hugging.
Very likely so. She might continue on to cuddling once she's sated though. Post coitus snuggles are also good.

>> No.16199863

>>16199860
It's all a part of the risk. Who knows, maybe after a few hours of being surrounded in wonderfully warm ooze and slowly milked you'll be able to write a full report. Unless of course the heat and afterglow send you straight to sleep.

Sometimes you have to suffer for progress.

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>>16199857
I'm not a fan of most of that guy's work, but that one was great.
There's also a standalone picture of her.
http://i.imgur.com/QlMR8z7.png

>> No.16199886

>>16199817
>Each anon approaches his dream species
>I need your help testing a hypothesis
>They inevitably get husbandod
>Nothing is accomplished and they all argue that their waifu is the best hugger.
The dream.

>> No.16199894
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>>16199849
Bubble slimes. Constant jet massage from the carbonation.

>> No.16199899
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>>16199886
I know who I'd go for.

>> No.16199956
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16199956

Is it just me, or does she have legs but not feet?

>> No.16199958
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16199958

I've been drinking again, and like every night that I drink, I need to color something.

Tonight I colored a Miia picture I've wanted to color for a long time but have been to lazy to.

I'm happy with how this turned out

>> No.16199961

>>16199886
This is exactly what would happen, it'd be such a mess

>Anon and his Yeti waifu hug-cuddling while gently arguing when they are not nuzzling or kissing each other
>Anon2 and his Scylla waifu hugging with her tentacles rubbing him all over and causing them both to be to hot and bothered to argue
>Anon3 basically drowning in his Slime waifu who's also milking him at the same time
>Anon4 getting hugged and sexually bullied by his Kraken waifu leaving him unable to speak while she argues why her hugs are the best
>Anon5 and his Jubjub waifu straight up having sex and moaning like they were filming a porno
>Anon6 and his Lava Golem waifu a hundred meters away from everyone else and shouting their arguments
>Etc...

>> No.16199974

>>16199956
Looks like she has a bit of thighs but nothing below that
Anyways she can just materialize legs/feet if that's your thing

>>16199958
I would a schoolgirl Miia (no disrespected intended)

>> No.16200017
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>> No.16200052

>>16200017
Wurms are cute! CUTE!

>> No.16200076
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16200076

23 days until Christmas!

It's cold out, how great is your waifu at cuddling you to keep you warm? Mine is big and has big claws great for holding and keeping safe whatever is in her grasp.

>> No.16200104

>>16200076
Mine has tentacles to wrap my entire body with, so I'd say she is pretty good at it.

By the way what's inside that box?
If it was my waifu she'd gift me something we can both enjoy like a sexy costume for her

>> No.16200113

>>16200076
Depends on how warm big feathery wings are.

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>>16200104
>By the way what's inside that box?

>> No.16200166

>>16200076
WOCKS!

>> No.16200203

>>16200163
>>16200166
Dams wocks get everywhere!
If only there was a way to get rid of them

>> No.16200215

>>16200203
Good luck with that. Because there isn't.

>> No.16200240
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16200240

This is your vassal for the night.

>> No.16200245

>>16200240
I'm going to steal her head and irrumate her daily.

>> No.16200284

>>16200214
>>16200241
Didn't realize you losers migrated before the old thread died

>> No.16200319

Today I was out in the woods and saw the tracks of a fox, a mouse, an ermine and a shrew. All kinds of stuff goes on in the woods. I think we should all go there! Leave your phones at home, they'll just distract you.

>> No.16200324

>>16200017
How do you play Water Wurm? Does she cry about not being popular?

>> No.16200327

>>16199113
What a scary monster.

>> No.16200352

>>16200319
I wonder who could be behind this post. It must be the black harpies.

>> No.16200372

>>16200352
Can't be, nobody remembers they exist.

>> No.16200381
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16200381

This is a stern, no-nonsense Fox.

>> No.16200390

>>16200381
>Listen here you little shit. I'm 600 years old and I can make you think you're dressed up in a hot-dog mascot outfit handing out fliers to people and make you forget you've ever been anything else, so you stay away from my man, yeah?

>> No.16200442
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16200442

>short stack under each arm
If that's not living the dream then I don't know what is.

>> No.16200446

>>16200442
>I need an adult
>Kyaa, in front of all these people!

>> No.16200469

>>16200442
Being under the arm of two 7ft ara ara goddess to each side

>> No.16200486
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>>16200442
Damn they're short

>> No.16200491

>>16200486
The shorter they are, the more their love is concentrated
In other words: Short girls' love is purer than big girls'

>> No.16200509

>>16200491
>Short girls' love is purer than big girls'

Don't go warmongering now

>> No.16200531

>>16200390
>If you're six hundred why are you in-
>Because I never got around to it, but my husband developed a schoolgirl fetish!

>> No.16200534

>>16200486
I want to hatefuck Alicia so bad. She's a terrible mother but incredibly hot.

>> No.16200546
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16200546

These are your friendly guests for this afternoon. I hope you'll offer them a warm cup of tea!

>> No.16200549

>>16199880
That looks like a figurine.

>> No.16200550

>>16200546
I'm flirting with that red one and cumming on her tea and no one can stop me.

>> No.16200558

>>16200550
She's not going to appreciate what you did to her tea. But flirting is ok.

>> No.16200566

>>16200491
Lolis have the purest love because they have the least mass.

>> No.16200567

>>16200546
W-why are you in my house? I don't have anything of value!

>> No.16200574

I lost all my MG smut and short stories. I feel sad.

>> No.16200577

>>16200546
The red one is getting tea, the white one is getting my dick

>>16200558
>Implying a pure red dragon like her ever tasted semen
>Implying she won't say that this is the sweetest, tastiest and best tea she ever drank

>> No.16200584

>>16200574
Every time I see someone not back up the stuff they like it gives me a headache.

>> No.16200590

>>16200577
I would blush pretty hard if she told me that. The flirt would probably be a little more intense too.

>the white one is getting my dick
I get the red and you get the white! Time to lay some dragons.

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16200598

So what would happen if you took a 2017 MG to McDougal's?

>> No.16200601

>>16200598
>Wurm
I think we both know.

>> No.16200609

>>16200598
I'd bring an Otohime there
First she would complain about the wait, then she would complain about how bad the food looks and finally she will just enjoy her big mac in silence
She might even add them to her Ryugujo buffet

>> No.16200616

>>16200590
Remember to be responsible. Don't make too many new dragons.

>> No.16200627

>>16200598
I love drill hair.

>> No.16200633

>>16200598
post the but wiggle gif

>> No.16200640

>>16200598
She would be miffed about how hard it is to eat fries with just wings.

>> No.16200668

>>16200640
She can shamefully peck at them, but it's your responsibility to feed them to her
Be careful that your finger doesn't touch her lips though, that would be lewd

>> No.16200671

>>16200598
>Wight
"You just pick it up with your hands and bite into it?"

>> No.16200676
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>"Now listen up, 'cause this is serious... You're a good kid, and I want to give you a reward. Something special... Here, taste this wine. It's made with my own blood. Taste it, and we'll be bound together forever..."

YES PLEASE.

>> No.16200677

>>16200668
I guess she could hold the carton between her wingtips and pull them out that way, but your way is also good.

>> No.16200682

>>16200676
I want to be bound to my mistress forever even when she is sealed away for being ancient evil!

>> No.16200683

>>16200676
Nah. I'll pass.

>> No.16200692

>>16200682
But of course you would need plans on how to undo her seal and free her again.

>> No.16200697

>>16200692
Of course. I would just need to lay low until the heroes are gone or busy.

>> No.16200698

>>16200676
Do I really need to lick it off her feet?
Wouldn't it be much more efficient for me to drink it directly from the glass?

>> No.16200702

>>16200676
No thanks. I'm not a vampire.

>> No.16200711

>>16200698
Be grateful

It tastes better this way

>> No.16200712
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>>16200076
Christmas Yetis offer the best fireplace hugs, they have to be good little monsters for Santa

>> No.16200714

>>16200698
Absolute subservience, anon.

>> No.16200717

>>16200712
That's a very cute yeti.

>> No.16200723

>>16200534
Anon, I would do lewd things to the entire cast of doraf girls.

Lots of milking and pregnancies would be involved.

>> No.16200735

>>16200723
Pregnant shortstacks are way too much for me, I'd spend all day taking care of them

>> No.16200741

>>16200712
>#IGiveHugsWhen is trending on Twitter
We all know who is behind this.

>> No.16200747

>>16200741
The Yetis are scary.

>> No.16200749

>>16200735
Exactly.
I'd love to pamper all of them, even the slightly tsun ones.

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>>16200486
Alicias clothes really do her chest a great service. Accessable for use, eye catching, attention keeping, contents under pressure. What a paizuri monster

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16200767

Is there a particular hairstyle that you like the most?

Mine's pic related.

>> No.16200769

>>16200761
That she is.
Would gladly grope her chest all day

>> No.16200772

>>16200767
>Mine's pic related.
So long and wild?

Mine is hime cut

>> No.16200783

>>16200767
I really like ponytails and just an average long hair.

>> No.16200791

>>16200692
A suicide mission to infiltrate the temple complex and use that ancient magic that uses ones life to undo any seal.

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>>16200767

Same here.

>> No.16200802

>>16200767
I like neck length haircuts that cover one eye.

>> No.16200807

>>16200791
What if you can't be resurrected after using that seal? Or is that the plan?

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>>16200767
Plus really long hair Kejourou style.

>> No.16200821

>>16200807
It was the plan Don't worry i've left a letter to my mistress

>> No.16200833

>>16200682
Reminds me of that one NISA game where if you go the evil route you can end up sealed in a weapon, and childhood friend who is sealed with you forgives you of all your evil and decides to stay with you so that, if you're ever unsealed, she'll have made you into a good person.

>> No.16200844

>>16200682
>Evil is sealed
>Anon spends centuries trying to unseal her
>When it finally happens, death covers the land along with their marriage

>> No.16200879

>>16200844
I want this. Eternally loyal!

The world doesn't need to be destroyed though

>> No.16200893

>>16200879
>The world doesn't need to be destroyed though
It can be conquered or enslaved too.

>> No.16200896

>>16200879
>Not destroying the world that tried to take your wife from you

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>>16199636
>Getting polymorphed into an animal by your wife
>Trying to pitch bestiality

>> No.16200929

>>16200896
Romantic, but too destruction much for me. Better to conquer it

Not sure if I could stop my waifu mistress from destroying it if she wanted to

>> No.16200948

>>16199636
Fight KDF's daughteru.

>> No.16200955

>>16200948
Anon, no! My daughteru is a lover, not a fighter!

>> No.16200957
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>>16200767
Sexhair best hair

>> No.16200960
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>>16200817
At least post the full version
Kej with 22/23 would be great for me, neat but not too prim and proper

>> No.16200963

>>16200957
Who is best with sex hair and why is it a werecat?

>> No.16200967

>>16200922
This is why you don't talk about Wonderland.

>> No.16200970

>>16200957
Ayatsuji is best

>> No.16200973

>>16200955
Too late, KDF.

>> No.16200980

>>16200960
5, 13, 17, 24, 26, 27, 29, 37, 42, 44, 47, and 48.

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>>16200767

>> No.16200992

Will 2017 give me A shortstack holstaurus that's even more stacked than the granblue titty monsters?

>> No.16200995

>>16200992
The real question is, would she be the perfect height for a standing paizuri?

>> No.16200996

>>16200988
>TFW no Manticore with a mane like Ragyou's hair

>> No.16201002

>>16200996
Would she have a white tailpussy with rainbow innards too?

>> No.16201053

>>16201002
If she didn't, and I couldn't "taste the rainbow", I'd be disappointed.

>> No.16201071
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Mofu is for pure gentle love making for the sake of procreation only.

>> No.16201076

>>16201071
It's all fun and games until they do the slut sign.

>> No.16201084

>>16201071
Chubby mofu is best mofu.
Then their bodies are a soft as their tails!

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16201098

Another wife commission finished.
I can't wait for the follow up comic.

>> No.16201099

>>16201084
I can't argue with this. Chubby mofu hugs by shortstacks are god-tier.

>> No.16201101

>>16201098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>> No.16201107

>>16201098
>comic
Well that's something new, more monster girl comics would be nice.

>> No.16201108

>>16201101
If only his waifu wasn't garbage...

>> No.16201113

>>16201099
Can you imagine having a couple, shortstack, chubby mofus hugging you at the end of a long day?

>> No.16201115

>>16201101
Don't worry, my pockets aren't endless. Yet.
>>16201107
It'll be interesting. Might be something I start looking into more regularly next year.
>>16201108
lol

>> No.16201120

>>16201002
>>16201053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAoYar8Y0c

>Be offered to be 'Purified' by a Manticore
>It's a massive, lavish Persian style bath
>Hear that "ufufu"
>She strides into view, waist-deep in the steaming bath water
>Her silver mane is nearly blinding you with the rainbow sheen it has
"Come on now, bathe with me."
>Laying in the water, letting her supple paw pads massage you as she starts murmuring about your 'tension' from your day's activities
"You shouldn't push yourself, not even -I- can save you if you're too far gone~"
>She pauses, her red eyes narrowing as she smiles
"Found a bit of 'driftwood', I see."
>Her tail rises into view, the rainbow intensifying as the tailpussy opens to show its gradient insides
>You can't even really see her as she presses her breasts onto your arms, her fangs giving your ear a little nip
"Don't make it weird, Darling. Just sit back, relax, and taste the rainbow~"
>TFW getting milked and edged for hours on edge by Ragyou-core

>> No.16201127

>>16201108
Right? His crusade is admirable, but sometimes the methods and the "prize" just isn't good.

>> No.16201128

>>16201098
>waifu comic
Fucking nice m8
It's one page yonkoma or something?

>> No.16201135

>>16201108
>being this edgy

>> No.16201136

>>16201135
>using words without even knowing what they mean

>> No.16201137

>>16201135
I want to have an edgelord waifu and do cute things to her that makes her edginess seem out of place.

>> No.16201142

>>16201128
No dialogue, mostly just a couple panel sequence of her taking off the bikini.
Give me 4koma ideas and maybe I'll look into that, it sounds fun but I have trouble thinking of any.

>> No.16201143

Which monster girls cries after sex?

>> No.16201146

>>16201143
All of them if they're having sex with me.

>> No.16201149

>>16201071
Mofus are for pleasure with no impregnation. Gentle playbreeding with lolifoxes.

>> No.16201151

>>16201149
Please, mofu is to be impregnated.

This includes the loli foxes

>> No.16201152
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16201152

I want to celebrate our Christmas anniversary with my Kobold waifu!

I absolutely love how this turned out.

>> No.16201153

>>16201146
>Monster girl tries to have sex with you
>Ends up laughing so much at your tiny dick that she cries

>> No.16201160

>>16201152
It's funny that she looks so casual in it, as if she wears that all the time. Oh wait...

It does look great by the way.

>> No.16201164

>>16201152
Don't you have a Cu Sith to bury your bone in, KDF?

>> No.16201166

>>16201152
Nice.

>> No.16201168

>>16201152
Great choice in outfits, never heard of that artist till now.

>> No.16201169

>>16201108
That's pretty rude

>> No.16201175

>>16201169
The truth often is.

>> No.16201185

>>16201152
Why would you have two random pictures of other girls in the back?

>> No.16201187

>>16201160
Very funny anon, but thanks!

>>16201164
Anon please.

>>16201166
I love it too.

>>16201168
It's a pretty nice outfit. And yes, I think the artist is rather new, or at least their accounts are. Everything I follow them on has only been around since October.

>> No.16201190

>>16201185
That was the artist's design choice, not mine. It's not my preference to have them there, but I don't really mind too much.

>> No.16201193

>>16201187
Also, your waifu is cuter than I thought.

>> No.16201197

>>16201152
Noice
Artist link?

>> No.16201203

>>16201193
Hey thanks anon. Of course she's cute!

>>16201197
http://tesomu.deviantart.com/

>> No.16201218

>>16201152
>>16201203
How much did you pay?

>> No.16201226

>>16201218
85 usd, for this version and a version with her breasts out.

>> No.16201234

>>16201226
Show me her tits.

>> No.16201245

>>16201226
LE TITS NOW

>> No.16201247

>>16201151
No impregnating the lolis. Only lots of sex.

>> No.16201250

>>16201234
>>16201245
How crass! Do you kiss your waifus with those mouths?

http://imgur.com/a/ow8Eu

>> No.16201265

>>16201250
You know what KDF? You're a cool guy.

>> No.16201266

>Go to a neighboring Undead Kingdom with your Wight waifu
>Unlike the others, she stands at least 6'6 - 7' and has a complex over her "unwomanly" physique
>Doesn't change the fact she looks absolutely ravishing in her dinner dress, the fabric clinging to her curvaceous derriere and ample bosom
>She still gets flustered when she catches you getting a peak
>Dinner goes somewhat smoothly, with alot of the other Wights asking her about the frozen tundra of her homeland
>She tries to handle them as well as she can, that is, until the after-dinner celebrations, where the other Wights decide to show her the 'Dance of Our People'
"And now, for our long-lost sister!"
>There's an entire line of them on a raised stage in the ballroom with their husbands sitting nearby
>The local Phantom turns on the record player, brass instruments making a loud racket
>Wives on the stage begin to squeal girlishly, lifting up the front of their long dresses, showing off their garters and underwear for all viewers
>Then they start to kick, and Lord do those legs go to Heaven
>Wife's looking at you staring at the other Wights' dance, getting flustered as she blushes a soft violet
>Stands up from the seat, lifting her dress for you to see
>It wasn't that she couldn't dance, it's that her panties have a small heart shape cut just around her womanly folds
>Right as her dress drops down over your head and shoulders, much to the cheers of the other Wights
>Your face inches from her loins
>That night she smashes you into a small crater in the bed for trying to 'sully your eyes' by watching the Can-Can

>> No.16201273

>>16201265
Thanks anon! I'm glad you think so.

>> No.16201343
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16201343

Accept the love of Winter Pussy Kingdom!

>> No.16201347

>>16201343
I'm not fighting. I'll gladly jump into a White Horn's embrace.

>> No.16201368

>>16199880
>>16200549
That legitimately did look like a figurine.

>> No.16201387

>>16201247
Loli foxes are for making more loli foxes!

>> No.16201398

>>16201343
I would, but I already have a wife.

>> No.16201417

>>16200076
Automatons can emanate warmth from their body right?

>> No.16201419

>>16201417
Yeah, they got heaters inside.

>> No.16201421

>>16200381
Class Rep. Fox must have a big butt to balance out all those tails.

>> No.16201429

>>16200767
There are just too many.
Though an Automaton with short fanned out hair would be the best of all.

>> No.16201434

>>16201098
Gazer with abs? Lovely.

>> No.16201437

>>16201152
I like the emphasis on the fact she has a big butt.

>> No.16201442

>>16201437
I love my waifu's butt!

>> No.16201444

>>16201429
You just want Haman Karn in automaton form don't you?

>> No.16201451

>>16201266
>Unlike the others, she stands at least 6'6 - 7' and has a complex over her "unwomanly" physique
Tall Undead are the best Undead.

>> No.16201453

>>16201421
Of course, why do you think she wears that skirt?

No mere pants can contain her rear.

>> No.16201483

>>16201451
Even better when they have muscles.

Why are muscled, royal women who still act refined the best?

>> No.16201516

So do any of you guys have personal harems? Or bigamy or any sort of multi-wive marriages in your setting? If so lets hear them.

>> No.16201521

>>16201516
It's hardly a personal harem, but I have sex with my waifu and our daughteru! I guess that counts as bigamy, but I'm not actually officially married to my daughteru.

>> No.16201526

>>16201387
If you already have one, you don't need more.

>> No.16201530

>>16201526
Gotta make some more loli foxes for other Anons.

>> No.16201533

>>16201516
To me monogamy is king but I'd still do bigamy witj a Scylla and a Jouro-Gumo

As for a harem I can only see myself in natural harems especially Khepris and Devil Bugs

>>16201521
You better marry her when she hits 16 or whatever significant age
Don't every daughter ask their father in marriage at least once when they are young? I bet yours has been wanting to for years

>> No.16201535
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16201535

>>16201516
The only harem I'd accept is a harem of a mixture of P'Orcs, Gnolls, Bugbears, and Goblins. That way I cover all my bases and get to become Immortan Joe in the process. That and I'd fucking smash a P'Orc so fucking hard she'd get knocked up with three piglets EVERY PREGNANCY.

>> No.16201537

>>16200767
Long hair in general, but preferably like how the Kej have it.

>> No.16201543

>>16201526
>>16201530
Yes, the ideal number of lolifoxes is n+1 where n is your current number of lolifoxes. Whether you go out and find one to strive for the ideal or you just make more yourself is your business, but n+1 is the ideal.

>> No.16201547

>>16201516
For me the harems are less about species and more about the personalities and body types. \

I wouldn't go above four girls though.

>> No.16201548

>>16201152
Your waifu is extremely cute and has a perfect body. I can't let her and her daughter languish with a deviant like you. I will have to NTR her away from you and set her free.

>> No.16201551

>>16201516
More or less. I like to imagine my waifu trying to keep her love rivals away. She knows that they can rape me at any time, so she is ver protective.

>> No.16201555

>>16201535
>Spoiler
You're just begging for your daughters to be bullied by a big /fit/ Werewolf

>>16201543
So you're saying that you can never have enough loli foxes bu the more foxes you have the closer you are to having the ideal number (at least percentage-wise)?

>>16201548
Do not even joke about this.

>> No.16201557

>>16201516
I'd never even consider looking at another woman, anon. Also my waifu is yandere and extremely strong and would likely melt me in acid if I tried to cheat on her.

>> No.16201564

>>16201533
>Don't every daughter ask their father in marriage at least once when they are young? I bet yours has been wanting to for years
She has asked several times, yes. She also asks my waifu if she can marry her too because it's only fitting considering our relationship. See, instead of wedding rings my waifu wears a collar and I wear a wrist cuff, and our daughteru has a collar that matches her mother's. I guess all that's separating my amd my waifu's marriage and our 'marriage' to our daughteru is the ceremony. Maybe someday we'll have an official ceremony where we both marry our daughteru too, but there are no actual plans.

>>16201548
Your bait is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.16201566

Damn paper still isn't dry, might have to forgo drawing entirely until spring-ish, and Silver Los and Molten Tigrex are fucking cheap as shit.
So how about some MGK?

You are Tommy, not Jimmy, this time, and you fucking love pussycats.
Do you stare at the ass of the thong wearing Werecat who works at the Dragon's Bakery?
Do you share your lunch with the Cheshire octopuplets?
Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?
Do you throw catnip into a group of Catgirls?
Or do you just stay home and fap to Werecats and bitch about the lack of good Werecat porn on the internet?

>> No.16201570

>>16201566
Cheshire octopuplets
Cheshire octoplets!

>> No.16201571

>>16201566
No. I am myself and I'm going to take the crybaby wyvern on a date. There is also nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.16201572

>>16201566
Tommy seems far too old for Kindergarten.
I'd share lunch with the octuplets though.

>> No.16201581

>>16201566
Nice to see you, I wanted to ask you if you could post those 2 Mindflayers doodle you did a while back
I'd very much appreciate it

>Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?
This, I'll try to make her purr and if I can't then I'll be rough to get her worked up so we can play chase

>> No.16201584

>>16201570
Shit. Autocorrect you suck.

>> No.16201587

>>16201581
Why? Exactly?

>> No.16201589

>>16201566
>Do you rub the Snow Leopard Jinko's big, fluffy paws?

This. Defiantly.

>> No.16201592

>>16201572
He's a 3rd grader.

>> No.16201601

>>16201587
Why do I want the doodles?
Because I'm rebuilding my waifu folder and those are among the few pictures I'm missing
Also I love the way you draw her

>> No.16201602
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16201602

Nightmares are waifus.

Undead Centaurs are turbo rapists though.

>> No.16201610
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16201610

>>16201601
Well, if you say so.

>> No.16201611

>>16201602
I want to grope and bully a shy girl because of her huge titties!

>> No.16201612

>>16199764
What is she so happy about?
Is it a positive pregnancy test?

>> No.16201620

>>16201516
Harems?
I haven't even kissed a girl

>> No.16201628

>>16201601
>>16201610
Shit, I don't have the others

>> No.16201632

>>16201612
She learned how to use the internet finally.

>> No.16201634

>>16201566
What would happen if you approached a group of Cheshire octuplets and told them that you're going to get them all pregnant?

>> No.16201637

>>16201634
In 3rd grade? Probably still rape.

>> No.16201639

>>16201634
A bunch of asses would be shoved in your face.

>> No.16201640

>>16201634
They'd fight for who goes first.

>> No.16201642

>>16201610
>>16201628
It's alright, thank you very much for this one already
I'll try to dig the other from the archives

Can't wait to see your next doodle

>> No.16201647

>>16201634
Heart pupils and purring.

>> No.16201658

>>16201642
Assuming I can doodle anytime soon.
At this rate I expect an actual monster to materialize and stop me.

>> No.16201661

>>16201647
So much purring.

>> No.16201663
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16201663

I want to be summoned into MGE!

I want to work for a Arch Dire Imp as her Familiar!

I want to mix and sell the potions for her upfront business!

>> No.16201682

>>16201663
But Humans familiar are supposed to be good a magic, and not have to learn from the very beginning.

>> No.16201696

>>16201682
Or be useless like in ZnS.

>> No.16201705

>>16200960
26
forever and always

>> No.16201715

so new profile today maybe?

>> No.16201717

>>16201715
KC is kill

>> No.16201721

>>16201715
didn't KC say he was going to include every girl from every profile into his game?
then shouldn't he eventually stop and focus on his game?

>> No.16201722

>>16201715
Whenever the Japanese cold releases itself from KC.

>> No.16201724

Do you think the sabbath has books on how a big brother should treat his loli?

>> No.16201729

>>16201661
Yep.
And they'd all cuddle you before group sex ensues.

>> No.16201732

>>16201724
The Sabbath has a lot of things around to generate dosh.

>> No.16201738
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16201738

i want to tenderly nurse my dragon wife egg!

>> No.16201743

>>16201738
As do I!

>> No.16201755

>>16201738
>Dragon waifu goes from cheerful tomboy to full caring mother when daughteru's egg comes

It would give me a heart boner like no other. Makes me want to reach through and give both of them a huge and warm hug.

>> No.16201760

>>16201738
Wurm eggs!

>> No.16201765

Do Wurms hatch from eggs?

>> No.16201764

>Tell a Gnoll there's no way that a shitty hyena could rock your world
>That only true patricians of taste will go for the superior dog, the Werewolf
>Wake up not knowing where you are, not knowing WHO you are, if only momentarily
>Your entire body is battered and bruised, shallow lacerations criss-crossing your back
>Painful welts on your shoulder and teeth marks on your neck
>Your hip almost feels like it's been dislocated like you're an old GI Joe doll
>Cock is raw to the touch, almost like a giant rosy-red protrusion from your pelvis than a real penis
>She's just sitting there, drinking something from a glass
>Sees you're awake, pulling you close and kissing you, clamping onto your lips with her own teeth in a pseudo-bite
>It burns and tastes a bit like corn, and when she pulls back she gives you a small cackling laugh
"You'd better get used to this, boy. I play for keeps."

>> No.16201767

>>16201765
Yes.

>> No.16201769

>>16201767
Oh god, the thought of a Wurm telling her egg about the world sounds too cute.

>> No.16201778
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16201778

>>16201421
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

>> No.16201780

>>16201760
Harder than Adamantium. It's only possible to break them from the inside.

>> No.16201781

>>16201769
Wurms are so destructive, but look at them when they are taking care of their egg. So innocent.

>> No.16201786

>>16201769
>Wurm tells her egg about amusement parks and pizza
>the egg hops out of her arms and rolls away
>days later Wurm receives a postcard containing a picture of her egg on a roller coaster

>> No.16201791

>>16201786
I could believe this

>> No.16201794

>>16201786
She's too short to ride he roller coaster.

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16201796

>>16201642
>>16201658
This took less than an hour to find, I'm surprised

>At this rate I expect an actual monster to materialize and stop me.
I feel you, the weather isn't too kind these days and you probably have other stuff to worry about too
Best of luck my man

As a side note, while searching this I had a throwback to plenty of your old doodles and I'm very surprised at how much you improved I thought you just got better at doing details but you got better at plenty of things (expressions, proportions, symmetry, linework, etc...)

>> No.16201797
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16201797

It's cold and rainy out, so you better force a mouse under a blanket, cuddle it and molest its ears.

>> No.16201801
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16201801

>>16201797
I want to fill a Mouse with my seed!

>> No.16201810
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16201810

>You will never henshin with your Living Armor GARO style.

>> No.16201814

>>16201797
It's pretty rainy here indeed. A mouse died underneath the store I work. The smell was pretty bad.

Also, I'm eating a banana.

>> No.16201825

>>16201801
I want to feed the maus cheese until she's chubby!

>> No.16201828

>>16201814
>A Zombie Mouse Girl comes into the store the next day to complain about how she got stuck under the store and no one helped her.

>> No.16201830

I'm beginning to wonder if the things I want to write about are too /tg/ for here.

>> No.16201837

>>16201828
Dude, the little cunt stole three boxes of candies. We would do some serious questining with that maus.

>> No.16201838

>Anon and his Wurm wife decide to have a clutch of eggs
>12 eggs in total
>12 little wrecking balls running around the house with energy like they're pumped full of adrenaline.

How does Anon reinforce the house and the things in it?

>> No.16201841

>>16201837
Always gotta keep an eye on Mice Girls in your store I guess, they've got sticky little fingers.

>> No.16201847

>>16201724
That sounds like very lewd reading.

>> No.16201851

>>16201837
>Who cares if you lost your life, you stole candy!
Dude, that's harsh.

>> No.16201852

>>16201724
I wish I could read all the lewd sex guides monsters would write. That one pazuri technique touhou book is the closest we're likely to get

>> No.16201853
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16201853

I want to celebrate Christmas with a Yeti!

>> No.16201858

>>16201851
Three boxes my man. I could buy three mice slaves with that.

>> No.16201859

>>16201852
>paizuri technique touhou book
Hypothetically, where could someone find this?

>> No.16201863

>>16201837
>>16201851
She should work in the store to pay off what she stole.

>> No.16201866

>>16201786
>Wurm gets upset because her egg didn't invite her

>> No.16201868

>>16201863
I'm pretty sure I know how this doujin ends.

>> No.16201869

>>16201863
Yes, a little zombie mouse assistant would be nice. Sometimes it gets boring without any customers.

>> No.16201874
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16201874

Cat abs!

>> No.16201877

>>16201853
She would be excited about all the ham and food to eat at Christmas

>> No.16201878

>>16201796
Washington's bird is a water Ryu with feathers taped to her arms for a reason.

>acknowledging that I have improved
It's a good feeling, espesially looking back at the Ryu eggs and hersheys Slimes.

>> No.16201880

>>16201859
https://nhentai.net/g/165818/
part 2 by the same artist under his name

>> No.16201882

>>16201838
He hires Anubi to fortify the house.

>> No.16201892

>>16201874
Overrated.

>> No.16201893

>>16201874
>Fight for a nation with a small army.
>Have plenty of gold, but not enough soldiers.
>Hire the infamous 'Gold Tiger' Jinko Mercenaries.
>Big scary Jinkos with scars, hefting heavy weaponry, coming from far away lands.
>They begin to settle in the camp, their Leader is a Jinko with an eyepatch who's able to keep them relatively well-behaved.
>Whenever she's not around though, the Jinkos make aggressive passes at the male soldiers.

>> No.16201895

>>16201880
>number 31 in part 2
i never knew i wanted this

>> No.16201898
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16201898

Odd Couple Update, turned into a bit of a war movie here but the story's almost done.

http://pastebin.com/2NXCwArs

Took a week longer than I predicted, and for that I apologize. Next update will be sometime before the new year, that's all I can promise. A bit more lighthearted and easygoing than this chapter, I can assure you that much.

>> No.16201899

>>16201893
I want to challenge the biggest one to a drinking contest! If I show off how much of a man I am then maybe she will stop slapping my ass!

>> No.16201901

>>16201882
>Come home one day.
>A bunch of laborers, straight out of Ancient Egypt, are building fortifications around your home.
>"Honey, who are these men?"
>"They're slackers is what they are! Move faster you lowly worms!"
>She cracks her whip from her high vantage point, where she can survey the construction.

Such is life.

>> No.16201902

>>16201898
Wyverns a best.

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16201913

>>16201899
>"Very well little man, but know that if you should lose, I will be breaking you this night in my tent."

>> No.16201920

>>16201913
Oh boy, that ass is just asking for my face.

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16201930

>>16201920
I wanna eat out that pussy's pussy!

>> No.16201931

>>16201901
Is the Wurm whipping them or an Anubis?

>> No.16201942

>>16201931
Both.

>> No.16201944
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16201944

Brown
Fat
Cats

>> No.16201951

>>16201931
Anubis is whipping them with a wurm.

>> No.16201954

>>16201944
Thats not a fat cat but I wouldn't say no to a large werecat or sphinx.

>> No.16201955

>>16201931
I misread that, I always assume Wurms as the ones to destroy houses, rather than take shelter in one.

>> No.16201958

I kind of want to keep making people hate me so that Krampus can nigger whip me into oblivion

>> No.16201960
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16201960

>>16201944
Horny pussy!

>> No.16201968

>>16201931
The Wurm is standing aside, looking concerned about the Anubis' methods, but can't deny that she'll feel more safe.

Anon is hoping these laborers won't cost too much, but then their Anubis friend tells them they work for peanuts.

Then all is well.

>> No.16201977

>>16201968
>Anubis leans over to Anon and Wurm
>"They think they have a good union, but they don't."

>> No.16201997

>>16201977
>"Whenever they start getting rowdy, I take a seat on the troublemaker's face for a good hour or so, he will be my throne for that time. That shows them who's in charge!"

>> No.16202028

>>16201852
A Sabbath-made guidebook specifically would be quite a read.
>in-depth guides on sex positions that are optimal for lolifucking, for different monster body types
>weak spots of different monsters
>light bondage
>how to make use of different holes
>various random topics like how to keep a good pace without bumping against cervixes too hard

>> No.16202036

>>16201663
>Anon gets summoned to the MGE world
>But he ends up in an Order controlled city where sex with monster girls is absolutely haram

>> No.16202042

>>16202036
>Join the Order
>Betray them from the inside
>Profit

>> No.16202048

>>16202036
He could always sneak out of there and into monster territory.

>> No.16202051

>>16202036
>Anon gets summoned into the MGE world
>Slips and hits his head on a rock
>goes to his world's heaven/hell

>> No.16202053

>>16202028
>light bondage
Meanwhile the Onee-Sabbath guidebook is detailing the reverse shrimp harness and orgasm torture.

>> No.16202055

>>16202048
That would be the first thing he'd do when he realizes where he is.

>> No.16202060

>>16202051
Would he get resurrected with a cheat item because he got summoned to the monstergirl world only to die stupidly?

>> No.16202065

>>16202055
It'd be a long trek though.
>>16202060
Probably not.

>> No.16202071

>>16202060
No, he would be reborn with the power of an isekai MC.

>> No.16202073
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16202073

Doing lewd to/with your smug, flat Kikimora.

>> No.16202077

>>16202073
Only if she has a big butt.

>> No.16202081

>>16202073
>Bending her over the counter as she tries to make you breakfast

>> No.16202087

>>16202073
But that's what she wants.

>> No.16202090

>>16202073
Dropping her under the table and having her give me a blowjob.

>> No.16202091

The Cheshire is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a scoundrel, bitch, cunt, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a faggot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>> No.16202095

>>16201960
What a fuzzy kitty!

iwhy is she face down on that down panel....

>> No.16202097

>>16202073
cumflating her then telling she cant spill a single drop or will get punished

>> No.16202102

>>16202036
So a Human Magi summoning a human familiar?

That doesn't sound particularly reasonable.

>> No.16202107

>>16202073
I want to find special potions to increase the size of my flat kikis rear!

>> No.16202114

>>16202091
I want to call a Cheshire names while spanking her!
I want a smug masochistic Cheshire!

>> No.16202115

>>16201852
Oh look its one of the monster realm english books!
https://exhentai.org/g/977880/aeac120a32/

>> No.16202120

>>16202102
It's like summoning a W40k Ork as a janitor.

>> No.16202128

>>16202114
I find your tastes agreeable.

>> No.16202129

>>16202073
forcing the flat kiki to lay on the couch and watch movies with you on a rainy day, instead of doing chores!

>> No.16202133
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16202133

How do you feel about chimera/hybrids ?

>> No.16202141

>>16202053
Well lolis are probably more timid than older women, just being blindfolded and tied up with silk ribbons a bit while other things are happening will already be plenty exciting.

>> No.16202143
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16202143

>>16202133
Totally fine depending how well their design is executed.
Did you draw that by the way?

>> No.16202145

>>16202128
The best part would be post sex cuddling where she purrs as I stroke her hair.
Seeing her blissful smile would make it all worth it.

>> No.16202153

>>16202145
Hm, it seems we truly are kin.

>> No.16202161

>>16202133
Okay

>> No.16202167
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16202167

The cat and the gat

>> No.16202173

>>16202133
Don't really care about them because usually nobody from MGT has any ideas on how to make one great. Especially since if you imply multiple heads and removing the Digimon pauldrons it's considered haram.

Which is fine, because if you were to take it to /d/ knowing them they'd make a Chimera made entirely out of penises. Somehow.

>> No.16202188

>>16202173
I did one without digimon pauldrons once.
Nobody cared.

>> No.16202191

>>16202073
I want to forcibly naizuri my smug, flat Kikimora. It'll probs make her even more smug, though, since she can see I'm a hopeless mastah who prefers flat chests. Then I'll just have to naizuri her rougher next time.

>> No.16202202

>>16202188
I'd almost like them better from KC if they weren't schizo and legit had multiple heads. But that's because i'm borderline /d/ or /tg/ and a slut for six smug eyes

>> No.16202214

>>16202202
We need a Cerberus

>> No.16202218
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16202218

Is it possible to fuck the smug out of the meme cat?

>> No.16202226

>>16202218
Yes. If you can't do it that means your dick is weak.

>> No.16202238

>>16202143
No, it's my OC drawn by .Less

>> No.16202239

>>16202133
Love em, even KC's version is fine by me.

>> No.16202242

>>16201620
Goodness thats pathetic

>> No.16202249

>>16202218
Just make her really sad

>> No.16202260

>>16201516
Actually yes. Thought up individual personalities and appearances for each one but it's too much to fit into one post, way too much.

I'm kind of autistic when it comes to my fantasies.

>> No.16202265

>>16201152
I just came saw and I have to say. Nice!Why didn't you include your daughteru in that pic as well?

>> No.16202266

>>16202218
No, but if you try you'll end up with a purring cutesmug Cheshire.

>> No.16202274

>>16202265
Thanks anon! My daughteru is absent because the artist doesn't draw lolis, which I find quite unfortunate. I want my next commission to be both of them, but finding good artists is very difficult when you're me.

>> No.16202284

>>16202274
>Hello there! I would like to commission my dog wife and daughter wearing latex suits and ballgags.

I can imagine.

>> No.16202288

>>16202242
Nothing pathetic about keeping yourself pure for your waifu anon.

>> No.16202292

>>16202238
.Less drew that? It was hard to tell since he fortunately didn't draw your OC with a doofy nose.

>> No.16202294

>>16202218
If you don't want smug why even come to cheshires in the first place?

>> No.16202297

>>16202274
>but finding good artists is very difficult when you're me.
I find that quite easy to believe.

But now I have too agree to what you are always saying about using latex and fucking them. It's really sexy.

>> No.16202306

>>16202284
Yeah, pretty much.

>>16202297
>It's really sexy.
I'm glad you think so anon, it's the best.

>> No.16202309
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16202309

>>16202218
>Shoes and not paws
Your taste a shit.

>> No.16202324

>>16202102
>anons gets summoned to mge world
>just horny yandere paladins

>> No.16202339
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16202339

>You will never dare your jabberwock waifu to play video games
>Every time she gets game over is one week with a chastity belt
>If she manages to finish it she can use you to her heart content
>Time limit is 2 weeks

I just want to see her sexual frustration building up over days, and after she finally wins she rips our clothes and fucks me nonstop for a week

>> No.16202344

>>16202073
>loli kiki
>officially your maid
>part adopted daughter
>part wife

>> No.16202362

>>16202339
Tell her to play dark souls.

You will be raped for three months straight.

>> No.16202368

So is KDF an official waifufag now?

>> No.16202371

>>16202324
Can't they just get laid by themselves?

>> No.16202376

>>16202368
He's always been one. We just don't tend to give him attention because he's ruined Kobolds for everyone.

>> No.16202385

>>16202368
He's always been one. It's just that now it's bringing content to the thread.
Personally I always thought that he was good if a bit obnoxious.

>> No.16202390

>>16202306
I swear I will liberate your family and get them the therapy they need.

>> No.16202395

>>16202390
You're silly.

>> No.16202396
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16202396

>>16202324
Yandere Paladins are the best. You'd better not even think about race mixing when they're around.

>> No.16202402

>>16202376
At least he picked a girl nobody talked about before.

>> No.16202406

>>16202402
Kinda funny don't you think? Kobold is a good girl and most here would agree I think.
Why don't we talk more about them?

>> No.16202407

>>16202376
I heard from my daughteru that KDF's daughteru wants to start her own latex brand.

>> No.16202419

>>16202406
Because they're boring as fuck. They're literally just less furry Cu Siths that still act like dogs. They're also probably the most submissive MGs out there.

>> No.16202425

>>16202402
It's not even an MGE Kobold, or she would have digitigrade legs and not originally be an actual dog.
It's not like everyone here is required to specifically have an MGE waifu, anyway.

>> No.16202426

>>16202214
Then write or commission your own picture of one, dweeb.

>> No.16202428

>>16202407
If that's what she chose to do with her life I would wholeheartedly support her.

>> No.16202436
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16202436

Would your waifu describe in detail how your daughteru was conceived to her?

>> No.16202443
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16202443

>>16202309
Wolfu paws are where its at. I bet Anubutts have very soft paw pads from letting their slaves do all the work!

>> No.16202447
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16202447

>>16202436
>Implied harem end
Honestly, I don't think I'd be too mad at that.

>> No.16202448

>>16202436
If she asked, absolutely. Though she's still young and innocent enough to just ask about the time she was born.

>> No.16202452
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16202452

>>16202436
I bet Hellhounds would go into great detail about it.

>> No.16202456

>>16202436
This picture is blatant propaganda. Everyone knows its not rape if the guy cums.

>> No.16202457

>>16202447
If it ever were to end it would probably be a harm end. I don't mind it.

>> No.16202461

>>16202436
No.

>> No.16202464
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16202464

>>16202452
I bet most girls would get so horny describing everything that happened during conception, most would be trying to re-create it later that night.

Now the daughter will have the sound effects to go with the story.

>> No.16202488

>>16202133
>tfw no Vampire Dragon hybrid biting me

Why live

>> No.16202499

>>16202464
Do you think a mindflayer or some other magic could make me temporarily forget my wife so she can rape me all over again?

>> No.16202501

>>16201152
Fuck, I just noticed that her left are is fucked up. I can't un-see it.

>> No.16202503

>>16202436
Not in detail, just birds and bees.

>> No.16202506

>>16202499
She'd ask you if that's okay first. If you say yes then she'll rape the hell out of you.

>> No.16202507

>>16202464
This made me think;
Wouldn't MG daughterus, especially of the feline variety, have really good hearing?
You wouldn't be able to bang waifu without her hearing every single detail.
How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?

>> No.16202508

>>16202428
Would help her test her products? I'm sure your waifu would love to.

>> No.16202509
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16202509

>>16202464
>"Well, first we started in lotus position, because he's the mushy type and wanted to hold me close... I kinda bounced my hips up and down on his dick for a bit, but I couldn't really help myself, pushed him down onto his back, and rode him like there was no tomorrow, squeezing every last drop out of him, and preventing him from walking straight for a good week... Hey, so where's dad at right now?"

>> No.16202512

>>16201152
Wait, why are there pictures of random girls in bondage gear on the wall?

>> No.16202514

>>16202512
Maybe she's in one of those weird love-motels.

>> No.16202515

>>16202507
They can smell it, too. A shower's not enough to mask it.

>> No.16202519

>>16202443
Anubi are a cute! I love girls who are smarter than me.

>> No.16202520

>>16202507
I think my waifu recorded me having sex with waifu and sold it at her school.

>> No.16202522

>>16202507
>How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?
I guess I have to dick the daughteru now.

>> No.16202530

>>16202339
Reminder that Wocks and Dragons do possess high intelligence. She will git gud and you will get what's coming.

Not like it's a bad thing though.

>> No.16202532

>>16202501
I'm not sure what you're seeing here, but don't tell me.

>>16202508
Absolutely! I'm sure she'd want to give me and her mother lots of private modeling shows so we can critique her latest ideas, and she'd probably use us as models every so often too. Since my waifu and I are such fantastic parents, we'd do our best to test our daughteru's new outfits and gear to their fullest!

>>16202512
See >>16201190

>> No.16202535

>>16202509
Welp, looks like daughteru's getting a sister.
>>16202507
I'd imagine there'd be a look of abject horror on her face when she realizes they're recreating that night. She'd probably storm over to our room to make us stop. Naturally, this hasn't been thought through, and she's greeted by the sight of her parents fucking like animals.

The real question is, will she get turned on by what she sees/hears?

>> No.16202545

>>16202447
The bigger question is where to get the Slavic spider.

>> No.16202548

>>16202507
>How would she react to this? What if she came to investigate? What do?
Usually the only times when my waifu and I can have sex alone is when our daughteru is sick or sleeping over at a friend's house or locked in her cage or otherwise restrained so Mama and Papa can have some alone time.

>> No.16202556
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16202556

Does your waifu have a cutesy pet name for you?

>> No.16202566

>>16202556
Stupid pathetic ittle submissive bitch

>> No.16202574

>>16202556
Just 'Honey', or 'Papa' if our daughteru is around.

>> No.16202581

>>16202556
She sometimes calls me princess. Only when shes feeling extra affectionate like when she's carrying me in her arms

>> No.16202586

>>16202581
That's fucking adorable anon.

>> No.16202588
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16202588

>>16202581
That's fucking cute

>> No.16202590

>>16202556
Yep. Just like any dragon with a husband, she sometimes call me treasure but when she's extra flirty she calls me by my second name which in english means rock, followed by some praises and "polishing".
She also cutesifies my name when she wants something.

>> No.16202593

>>16202566
Either Hellhound or Amazon
>>16202574
Bee?
>>16202581
Blatant Dragon. My brother.

>> No.16202597

>>16202593
>Blatant Dragon.
amazon actually

>> No.16202599

>>16202593
>Bee?
Kobold.

>> No.16202603

>>16202593
You're pretty bad at guessing my friend.

>> No.16202613

>>16202593
>Hellhound or Amazon

Anubis actually.

>> No.16202619
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16202619

>>16202556
T-Bone, Chewtoy, Bitch, Mine

>> No.16202629
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16202629

>>16202613
What the hell kind of Anubis are you dating, anon?

>> No.16202630

>>16202556
Big Poppa.

>> No.16202637

>>16202556
Just "Dear" most of time, but gets mushy whens she's in season or is ts in the right mood.

>> No.16202638

>>16202619
>Bitch

Lewd.

>> No.16202650

>>16202629
A strong one that lets me know I'm dirt. A smart one that constantly tells me how panic and stupid I am. A courageous one who tells me I'm more feminine than her. A one that keeps me on a collar so I know I'm always her property.

And that Anubis is giving me a boner. I want her to stomp on my crotch.

>> No.16202657

>>16202650
Woah, you're a next level M slut.

>> No.16202658

>>16202556
Occasionally little boy

>> No.16202660
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16202660

>>16202650
I think Anubis' husbands are only supposed to be figurative slaves to them, non. Not literal ones.

>> No.16202664

>>16202660
Tell that to the fags who wanted to enslave all those lolis yesterday.

>> No.16202666

>>16202629
Set isn't even a jackal, or in the context of that image, a good OC.

>> No.16202667

>>16202660
Well, if anons can have marriage slaves and impregnation slaves, why can't Anubises?

>> No.16202672

>>16202650
I'm not gonna criticize you or anything but a dark elf sounds more you're speed.
Speaking of I wish KC would redraw them, they look kinda generic as is.

>> No.16202673

>>16202667
You forgot baby slaves.

>> No.16202676

>>16202660
That's a big Anubis

I like it

>> No.16202677

>>16202664
Today I'm feeling rather nice with them lolis.

>>16202673
Sounds so dumb.

>> No.16202687
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16202687

>>16202167
I didn't have this one. Have a thank you.

>> No.16202692
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16202692

>>16202667
>Anon, you've been my marriage slave for five years now.
>I'm bored of it.
>From tomorrow on you will be reassigned.
The next day Anon is herded into her chambers and told that he's now her impregnation slave. After cumflating her every time she ovulates for another five years and breeding her with several pups, he's again reassigned to be a nursery slave for fifteen years.

>> No.16202711
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16202711

>>16202324
Paladins can't summon.

Hell in MGE the male Magi / Locks summon regular familiars and Imps to help them.

So does that mean only female ones can summon human men for their own helpers?

...Oh god...oh my god...they summon human boys for Order women / Paladins to rape and have children with, they men would have no corruption because they're from another world.

Also for regular labor I guess, it's not like someone summoned has much opportunity to break free.

>> No.16202719

>>16202556
Dearest, Fool, Sweetheart, Stickbug

>> No.16202740
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16202740

>>16202711
I want to be a Space Paladin-chan's impregnation slave forever. I bet they like kinky shit like the lotus position and plugging up the vagina after creampies.

>> No.16202741

>>16202619
>Bad Luck Club

More like Big Butt Club.

>> No.16202750

Is [fetish] slave the freshest hot meme?

>> No.16202752

>>16202692
Cumflated anubi are cute!

>> No.16202755

>>16202750

Hardly

>> No.16202759

>>16202660
Why is she angry? Did her husband refused to eat his veggies or something?

>> No.16202761
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16202761

>>16202711
Think of the poor anons who opted into the "Magical Familiar" program but got summoned in as rape slaves for regular human women.

All they wanted to do was be summoned by nice monster girls...

Truly human women are the real monsters of MGE, especially the Magi and Locks.

>> No.16202762

>>16201142
If you truly want to go nuts you could look into getting an entire comic done.

I wouldn't even want to know the price.

>> No.16202763

would you slap a hell hound's ass and run for 100 dollars?

>> No.16202768

>>16202763
Yes.
I'd probably do it for half that.

>> No.16202771

>>16202762
I can get colored pages done for under $100 each anon, it's doable.

>> No.16202772

>>16202763
Hell yes I would.

>> No.16202773
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16202773

>>16202759
She knows that Anon is trying to flatter her to wiggle out of facing death, but she likes it anyway.

Anon is such a slut.

>> No.16202774

>>16202763
I'd do it for a klondike bar

>> No.16202776

>>16202763
>and run
But why?
Slap her ass hard. Hard enough that everyone in the vicinity drops what they're doing to turn and look in order to find out what that loud noise was.
Then, when she turns around, kiss her before she can do anything.

>> No.16202779

>>16202763
No. I'd gingerly kiss the butt.

>> No.16202780

>>16202771
Under 100$? I bet you could even strike a deal and get a discount if you let him sell the comic or something.

>> No.16202783

>>16202763
Make it 200, and I'll kiss her on the cheek as well.

>> No.16202791

>>16202780
I think later next year I'm going to look more into the whole thing.
I have too many single illustration commissions planned for the first half.

>> No.16202795

>>16202763
Yep, I'd load up on manticore ven beforehand though

>> No.16202800

>>16202791
At this rate you might not even have to bother, you are getting so much art out some artist might do it out of himself because he thinks your waifu is popular on the net.

Try to spend some of that money on your well-being aswell.

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16202804

>>16202763
I wonder how a Hellhound would react to being slapped on the ass? Angry? Aroused?

Either way I'd do it for free.

>> No.16202808

Liches should develop element resistant Zombies

>> No.16202811

>>16202804
She would get hearts in her pupils like that one Shirohebi who got her ass slapped.

>> No.16202816
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16202816

>>16202811
>Heart pupils
I bet they like it when their prey fights back

>> No.16202817

>>16202763
fucker I'd slap it and wait there for free

>> No.16202831

>>16202817
>and wait there
But that's no fun.
They enjoy the chase, anon.

>> No.16202833

>>16202816
Well that soft hellhound better be ready for me to fight back because I wanna grope every inch of her

>> No.16202848

Guys.

I just realized that Elves are a proud, noble peoples worthy of respect.

>> No.16202852

>>16202848
I wonder who is behind this post.

>> No.16202856
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16202856

Do you have any cute pet names for your waifu? I like to mine "Hot dog" or "Top dog" sometimes.

>> No.16202858

>>16202848
I wanna have sex with an elf and constantly play into her pride by making comments like how of course im this hard when such a beautiful person as her is around me.

>> No.16202860

>>16202848
>worthy of respect
Heh

>> No.16202865

>>16202856
well in return ill sometimes call mine >>16202581 my knight.

>> No.16202868

>>16202852
I am 100% human.
>>16202860
They are completely worthy of our respect.

Especially the princesses and Queens.

>> No.16202869
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16202869

It's time to choose

I just hope you choose wisely.

>> No.16202870

>>16202856
I call her Pupcake! I also call her other, very lewd things when we get super intimate and kinky, but those are embarrassing.

>> No.16202873

>>16202856
Usually it's just the usual 'honey' and 'dear', but if I'm trying to get her flustered, it's my queen or goddess

>> No.16202875
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>>16202848
What kind of dynamic do they share with the other MGE girls I wonder.

>> No.16202879

>>16202869
Either Milkmaid Shoggoth or Battle Kiki.

>> No.16202880
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>>16202856
>Start teasing your canid waifu
>"Come on, who's my top dog?"
>Her tail starts wagging slowly
>"Me..."
>"You're my top dog."
>"I'm your top dog!"
>She starts getting excited, her tail starts wagging faster and faster

>> No.16202883

>>16202869
maids a shit

>> No.16202886

>>16202875
They probably look down on them.

>> No.16202888

>>16202869

I choose neither!

>> No.16202889

>>16202856
I call mine queen sometimes, but mostly I use Dusky. Sometimes I use a short and cute version of her name.

>>16202869
Little kiki twins.

>> No.16202891

>>16202869
A loli Kiki baby slave.

>> No.16202900
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16202900

>>16202869
+1 for Kiki.

>> No.16202917

>>16202869
Do I have to?
One's an eldritch abomination that wants to warp my body into an aberrant horror and the other is just kinda boring.

Is there no Witty-Ogre-Roommate option?

>> No.16202949

I would be too dense to realize if a monster girl was going after me, and not someone around me.

>> No.16202952
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16202952

Butts.

>> No.16202967

>>16202949
How?

Is being spear-tackled to the ground and having your pants and underoos forcibly removed not enough of a clue?

>> No.16202970
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16202970

itty bitty kitty!

>> No.16202971

>>16202952
Unchained!

>> No.16202974
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16202974

>hear knock on door
>open it
>"Hello sir! Do you have time to talk about the Fallen God?~"

What do?

>> No.16202983

>>16202974
Release the hounds.

>> No.16202986

>>16202974
The next time you interrupt a family sex session I'm gonna show you my angry face.

>> No.16202991

>>16202974
Let them in and give them some tea and just let them do their thing and see what happens.

>> No.16202995
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>>16202970
Big fat cat!

>> No.16202996

>>16202974
Close the door.

>> No.16203008

>>16202974
>This is an Eros family. Sorry.

>> No.16203014

>>16202974
>"Sorry, I'm cooking right now."

>> No.16203020
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16203020

>>16202995
Big fit cat!

>> No.16203022

>>16202967
I'd assume that I'd just blocked someone else from getting tackled accidentally.

>> No.16203039

>>16203008
I assume the two faiths would get along quiet well actually.

>> No.16203041

>>16202974
I'm an Eros supporter.

>> No.16203049

>>16202974
For the last time, Sister Cunningham, my wife and I are devout Hathorites and are not interested in converting! Now if you'll excuse me, we're both due for a milking.

>> No.16203070

>>16202974
I've got a raid in five minutes and some ramen noodles in the microwave cooking for three minutes. Talk fast or not at all.
Unless you can heal of course, then grab my laptop, sign in and help me.

>> No.16203081
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16203081

How thick is to thick?

>> No.16203086

>>16202974
>What do?
Tell her this isn't the wiki.

>> No.16203089

>>16203081
That.

>> No.16203090

>>16203081
why does that picture exist

>> No.16203091

>>16203070
She'd blow you under the desk and thank you for the donation.

>> No.16203093

>>16203081
>drawn with that ugly butterface more often than not
Why.

>> No.16203094
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16203094

>>16203081
Don't you fucking ruin hellhounds for me with pictures like that.

>> No.16203100

>>16203094
Hellhounds are already ruined. Too many fags spamming them all the time.

>> No.16203104

>>16203039
Would they? It's essentially a church of love and a church of lust. Maybe the info in encyclopedia 2 will tell us

>> No.16203108
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>>16203100
This is for you.

>> No.16203113

Is it okay to do urethral play with a monstergirl since they don't use the bathroom?

>> No.16203121

>>16203113
I don't see why not.

>> No.16203122

>>16203108
>Wasting images
Typical. Hellhoundfags are fucking cancer.

>> No.16203128

>>16203122
I'm not even a hellhoundfag.
I just find people whining about girls being popular to be pathetic.

>> No.16203130

>>16203081
I guess I'm the only anon here who likes this pic. Oh well more fap fuel for me.

>> No.16203133

>>16202763
>>16202831
*fucker I'd slap it and run for free
happy waifu means a happy laifu, good catch anon

>> No.16203147

>>16203130
You're disgusting.

>> No.16203153

>>16203130
I mildly like it. The hips call. Maybe with a paper bag and a dial down It'd be better

>> No.16203159

>>16203153
Thighs do not work that way.

>> No.16203163

>>16203159
I never said anything about the thighs.

>> No.16203166
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16203166

How can i make my dragon wife smile?

>> No.16203167
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>>16202875
Now let me tell you something about Elves.

>Elves are notoriously arrogant and look down on other races, even the 'slutified' version of their own ken
>Started a fucking war with the Dwarves over shaving a male's beard as an insult
>Are long-lived tree fuckers who, despite being in heat ALL YEAR LONG just like Humans, find it more fun to shoot at random passerby like a more annoying PETA and Green Peace
>Hate Orcs, Goblins, Human Men, and Dwarves equally
>Will bully or try to kill a Dark Elf, even if she was born in their stupid Ewok tree-village because why not
>Keep the non-slutified or incubized Elven men locked up like fucking supervillains in THE LEGION OF DUDES
>Where they're basically kept under house arrest with the added 'perk' of being used as a meat dildo to spawn more offspring for their 'wives'
>Maximum tsundere for both any humans they mate with, or half-elf progeny they spawn
>Even though deep down in places they don't like to talk about by the campfire, there's nothing more exciting than having their man ride them like a bucking bronco and nipping their ears, finding the 'Rounder's fascination with their dagger ears as equally annoying as arousing.

Hell, there's been more than one time that an Elf has been laid and bred simply because she let her male companion get in a good ear fondling and massage.

>> No.16203178

>>16203130
[spoilers]Its OK.
I like stuff like that but the thighs and face look a bit off, even for me

>> No.16203179

>>16203166
Tell her that you couldn't imagine a life without her, and that you will giver her all the baby dragons that she wants

>> No.16203189

>>16203166
I don't know. I only know how to make my dragon waifu smile.

>> No.16203190
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>> No.16203191

>>16203190
why the sticks?

>> No.16203211

>>16201521
Never dick the daughteru

>> No.16203212

>>16203166
I know how to make my wife smile.

By dying.

>> No.16203218

>>16203211
I politely refuse.

>> No.16203231

>>16203212
Why would she smile? Is she an undead?

>> No.16203247

>>16203231
She'd be single again.

>> No.16203250

>>16203247
If she didn't want to be with you she's be gone by now.
She would probably cry a lot if you're gone.

>> No.16203255

>>16203250
Why are you trying to reason with sadsackanon?

>> No.16203257
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>> No.16203269
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16203269

>>16203257

>> No.16203272

>>16203255
Not only it's automatic but I can't stand sad Anons. Also, think about their waifus.

>> No.16203292

>>16202974
Send me an Angel.

Otherwise, I'm not interested.

>> No.16203309

I want to be claimed by a shortstack dragon

>> No.16203317

>>16203250
I'm sure she'd only give me five minutes of crying and then just go on with her life.

>> No.16203337

>>16203317
You mean go on to suicide? Because that's what happens when a loved monster girl's husbando dies. Her life would have no meaning without you by her side.
What species is she, Anon?

>> No.16203346

>>16203269
Just imagine if the realities merged and our world suddenly had monstergirls in it. Specifically, imagine how often that image would get posted on /hbt/ by shitposters as reminder.jpg.
I want to meet a NEET Cheshire or Succubus from /hbt/ and help her prove them wrong.

>> No.16203355

>>16203346
I'd love a neet monster girl, especially a meaty one

>> No.16203367

>>16203346
They'd probably have huge inferiority complexes when comparing themselves to hum women..

>> No.16203372

>>16203346
>Sad waifus posting how their husbandos deserve a better monster

>> No.16203375

>>16203355

NEETy meaty yetis need help leaving their apartments

>> No.16203377

>>16203269
Impossible. As it is I'm unconvinced even most monstergirls would be attracted to me, so humans girls are completely out.

>> No.16203380

>>16203367
Yeah but the neets are so much cuter!

In fact, I'll track the NEET monster girls down and tell them that to their faces!

>> No.16203384

>>16203337
Cerberus.

>> No.16203385

>>16203375
They sound pretty meaty...
I approve

>> No.16203391

>>16203372
I can dig it.

>> No.16203396

>>16203367
Thats just the thing. Even loser monsters are super hot and naturally good at sex.
Could you picture the surprise of a NEET monster at how turned on her body makes you? Could you imagine the devious look in her eyes as she realizes all the lewd things she can do to you

>> No.16203401

>>16203257
>smuggle reverse ntr doujins staring paladins girls and faceless alps stealing husbands into mg city
>greedy faceless danuki start selling their own
>the order starts making their own propaganda
>laugh at the resulting shitstorm

>> No.16203404

>>16203384
Oh man that's bad. Not only she is a loyal ass wolfu that protects you more than the gates of hell but she would also miss you three times more. You being sad is like a mission failed for her, Anon. You don't want to see her being sad, do you?

>> No.16203415

>>16203396
Can you imagine the heart pupils when you say "I love you?"

>> No.16203449
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16203449

Cabin Fever anon here.

If 2017 hits and you never hear from me again it's because I lost my shit thinking those evil gremlins outside my home were going to bust into my house and steal my precious stockpile of frozen / thawing non-stretchy meat.

A Frozen Will-O-Wisp will likely find my corpse / soul huddled in a corner with a homemade acid launcher, a bucket of frozen piss above the doorway as a trap into the room, and my fridge ransacked regardless of my best efforts.

There's no happy ending for me. Even in death I still surf.

>> No.16203457

>>16203367
I want to tell one she's beautiful and that I love her.
I want to shitpost in the thread to mock people who say I'd cheat on her.

>> No.16203459

Has anyone ever drawn a tsundere twintail kikimora? All kikimora are already technically tsundere.

>> No.16203483

>>16203449
Bye Anon. I hope tomorrow a monster girl gets released and gets you.

>> No.16203486

>>16203415
I'd gather a small harem of neets so we can run DnD groups and do co-op games with each other.

>> No.16203489

>>16202556
She doesn't. She just blushes uncontrollably when when I do sweet things for her. She has to keep her tough facade up.

>> No.16203498

>>16203404
she'd just go into hell, grab anon by the collar and give him a stern talking to about how he's the only wan for her

>> No.16203499

>>16203459
>All kikimora are already technically tsundere.
How?

>> No.16203504

>>16203498
He's the only wan for her three times.

>> No.16203511

>>16202869
Why not both?

>> No.16203513
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>>16203483
It's fine, I'll probably go back to playing WoW like a true degenerate so that time passes by with less insanity bothering me.

I've literally installed and uninstalled it twice this weekend because every time I login I can't be fucked with making the UI how I want it.

>> No.16203516

>>16202869
Just once, I want to see a Shoggoth in a story or even art not doing maid things. It doesn't even have to be sex, I just want more.

>> No.16203535
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>>16203516
Does this count?

>> No.16203545

>>16203513
Oh. Good luck in your games then, I hope you have tons of fun.

>> No.16203554

>>16203504
>>16203498
Yeah right. Multiheaded girls don't exist in MGE.

>> No.16203555

>>16203367
>Find NEET monstergirl with an inferiority complex
>Help her build up her confidence and become more outgoing
>She leaves me for a better man
The most likely scenario

>> No.16203558
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16203558

>>16203545
>Fun

Nice joke anon.

>> No.16203563

>>16203554
Good thing this isn't the Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread.

>> No.16203573

Name some "Nickelback" MG rock band songs.

>> No.16203607

>>16203449
http://files.catbox.moe/se70ll.jpg
I have cleaned this up.

>> No.16203608

>>16203499
Because they think you're a disgusting lazy slob but eventually warm up to you after you stop being a disgusting lazy slob.

>> No.16203613

>>16203573
Wombfiller. Babies first metal.

>> No.16203616

>>16203607
cute

>> No.16203617

>>16202856
Treasurer because im her treasure

>> No.16203618 [SPOILER] 
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16203618

>>16203607
I'm sure everyone appreciates your work cleanser anon.

Hell I'm certain Latenight does too.

But god damn it I still prefer the originals with all their rustic extra flavor.

>> No.16203627

>>16203618
Yeah, I agree with the originals having some cozy feelings to them

But even so, it's nice to 'see' some cleaned up versions.

>> No.16203646
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16203646

Just a reminder

>> No.16203658

>>16203558
That motion is oddly reptilian.
Are eroge subconsciously eroding our minds to welcome the coming of the demon lord?

>> No.16203664

>>16203658
>reptilian
I have no idea what you mean anon.

>> No.16203684

>>16203613
I want to be an MGC Idol who got chewed up and spit out of the industry when I wasn't cute and young anymore!
I want to get a bunch of disillusioned idols together and make a Heavy Metal band because I know the MGC media won't be able to resist reporting on "Idols gone bad"
I want to see my old producer's expression when we outsell her "shiny new talent" by actually talking to our audience after shows and generally being like a bunch of cool brothers to our fans.

>> No.16203689

>>16203664
She bobs with her hole body, as if it were on a stick, much like a snake would. Her mouth is open for most of the animation (even wider on a few). Snakes tend to use their tongues to get a feel for their surroundings, so maybe her mouth is open to expose her tongue. Finally, the arm hand motion is far too stiff to be considered natural. It's possible she is keeping her arms close to her body to stay warm due to the lack of thermoregulation mechanisms in a reptile's body.

>> No.16203691

>>16203689
Please take your medicine /x/.

>> No.16203701

>>16203691
You accuse me of insanity, for what? I've spoken as clearly as I can about my suspicions. Do you believe medication will magically change that image, that medication will convince me that her motion did not mimic that of a snake?

I have seen the truth, the grim fate that awaits us in the near future, anon. To ignore it is to accept the wrath of God.

>> No.16203704

>>16203701
PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDICINE /X/.
I wish we could use italics so I didn't have to capitalize for emphasis.

>> No.16203709

>>16203704
Though the truth may vary, this ship will take our bodies safe to shore.

>> No.16203717

>>16203704
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴, 𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘯?

>> No.16203722

>>16203717
Janet pls

>> No.16203729

>>16203717
how

>> No.16203735

>>16203729
𝐔𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭

>> No.16203813

>Kikimora discovers all of your ass focused images and porn
>Doesn't say anything to you
>Just deletes it, discards her uniform in favor of spats and a t-shirt, and begins doing squats every day

>> No.16203816
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16203816

>>16203813
I wouldn't mind. She better drink some Holst milk to help in that process though.

>> No.16203823

>>16203813
She'd need to work awfully hard to get her rear to the size I like

>> No.16203828
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16203828

Big, busty, bottom-beaten, bellowing, broken, bimbo beast babes.

>> No.16203830

>>16203823
Kiki are hard workers.

>> No.16203836

>>16203830
Good, because she's going to have a rear that would have quite a few people tell me to leave the thread.

It and her would be lovingly used.

>> No.16203837
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16203837

>>16203828
Full image, sir?

>> No.16203838

>>16203813
>deletes it
>discards her uniform
UN-ACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16203842
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>>16203836
Are you Averageanon?

>> No.16203847

>>16203842
You can't prove that.

>> No.16203850

>>16203847
I've always been able to tell when you're posting based on your tastes alone.

>> No.16203854

>>16203850
Well, OK then.

Regardless, I would enjoy a big bottomed kiki.

>> No.16203856
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16203856

Would your MG wife approve of your alcoholism?

Would you still be an alcoholic if you had a loving MG wife to come to at the end of the day?

>> No.16203858

>>16203856
I don't drink.

>> No.16203859

>>16203856
I'm not though.

>> No.16203862

>>16203856

I don't drink alcohol. I can't stand the taste of it.

>> No.16203863

>>16203856
But I'm not an alcoholic.
If anything, I'm a social drinker.

>> No.16203864

>>16203856
I can't drink because of health issues and I have an addictive personality.

>> No.16203867
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>>16203837
B is for boobs and butts. The bounciest booty on a bumbling bimbo.

http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/145983360290

>> No.16203868
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>>16203646
Say that to my maid and see if she cares

>> No.16203871
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>>16203854
By the way, when will you do more with that lactating tomboy Vampire? It'd be a waste if the main dude didn't have the opportunity to drink her breast milk after she drinks his blood.
Also, tomboypire winghugs.

>> No.16203873

>>16203854
Well, that and a muscled jinko maid, a big breasted mantis maid, and a slightly tsun, chubby white horn maid for cuddling.

>> No.16203874

>>16203856
>Would your MG wife approve of your alcoholism?
Probably not because I don't have any mamaano magic alcohol so it's actually killing my organs.

>Would you still be an alcoholic if you had a loving MG wife to come to at the end of the day?
Maybe. Even without a waifu I'd drink all the time if it was that magic shit from MGE.

>> No.16203878

>>16203871
Sadly, probably never.

It would be far too generous to call me a writefag outside of random, uncredited greentexts I do every now and then.

Being a network engineer really cuts down on the writing time.

Dark souls 3 eats up the rest.

>> No.16203881

>>16203867
Don't people usually get better at drawing as time goes on? Can someone explain to me how .less has managed to get worse?

>> No.16203884

>>16203828
>>16203837
>>16203867
Manticores are for tender loving!
Just kidding! They're rough bestial sex that makes her scream your name as she rides you so hard her ass smacks against your crotch hard enough to be audible over her moans and cries.

>> No.16203885

>>16203868
I wouldn't even interact Aon, I crave death, but I'm no sadist.

>> No.16203890

>>16203881
He listened to the wrong people

>> No.16203894

I want to lick the slime jelly off a Slime Carrier.

>> No.16203896

>>16203881
I don't see it.

>> No.16203898

>>16203894
parasite slimes are cute!
I want to get one in a black suit and have her say "We are Venom!"

>> No.16203900

>>16203894
what would happen if you licked and/or kiss a slime's core?

>> No.16203903

>>16203856
Alcohol tastes like piss.

>> No.16203909

>>16203873
White Horns shouldn't be tsun or at least not the bitchy kind of tsun
Maybe she could be too ashamed to admit her love for you but not in a "I'm too proud" kinda way, more like in a "Anon is too good for me" way

>>16203885
Shoggoths are pretty chill, the worst that could happen is that she'd drive you insane

>>16203894
Parasite Slimes are our friends and Slime Carriers are waifu material.

>> No.16203912

>>16203903
Then you have never tasted whiskey before.

>> No.16203913

>>16203900
Her whole body would be quivering from a touch. Fondle it long enough (Or blow a load on it) and she'll cum so hard she'll forget how to hold her body together.

>> No.16203919

>>16203909
I dunno, a haughty, slightly tsun white horn would be lovely.

And I'm talking the 'doesn't want to admit she's in love' kind, not the 'beat you up over a misunderstanding' kind of tsun.

>> No.16203923

>>16203903
>>16203862
Sure it tastes bad, that why you only do shots of hard stuff and use a chaster after.

You're gonna drink alone at midnight in your room anyways, who gives a shit.

or if you like a proper put together drink, some peppermint schnapps in some good hot coco is fucking amazing

>> No.16203926
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16203926

>>16203884
Why not both?

>> No.16203939

>>16203923
Screwdrivers go down pretty easy and get you drunk enough fast.

>> No.16203940

>>16203926
Well something's gotta happen after the sex. Cuddling while she chuffs would be nice.

>> No.16203942

>>16203912
I think I actually have, can't remember what all I've tried but it all tasted like piss or piss mixed with other stuff to me.
>>16203923
But why drink something that tastes horrible? Everybody says if you're drinking to get drunk you don't care about the taste but that's what doesn't make sense to me, why would you willingly drink something like that?

>> No.16203948

Speaking of .Less; there is a lot of his older art that is missing since his Imgur page died, and is neither on his Tumblr or Deviantart.

Is there anywhere else I can find it? or is it forever lost in time?

>> No.16203950

>>16203940
Shortstack manticores would be lovely, although I don't know how they'd handle their husbands no longer being afraid of them once they realize how they act.

>> No.16203953

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure that the vampires don't bite you......or do make sure they bite you.

I'm not one to judge.

>> No.16203958

>>16203950
They'd be smug about how even though they're short they can still bring their husband to his knees with their tailpussies.
Personally I want a Shortstack NEET Manticore to shitpost about me on /hbt/ while riding my dick.
When they say she's lying she'll just link them to an imgur post of her giving me a titfuck.

>> No.16203963

>>16203942
Alcohol tastes like fire, not piss. Doesn't really have it's own taste in the classic sense, just it's own smell and texture. But you would be amazed at the garbage people drink just because it has alcohol in it.

There's plenty of good tasting alcohol, but with spirits, its usually not the cheap stuff. Ironically, with wine it usually is because young wine is sweeter and less bitter. Beer is so all over the board, you can never tell by price whether it will be an okay bitter bread soda or warm piss.

>> No.16203965

>>16203958
It would be great.
She could even suck your dick with her tail pussy while the pair of you game.

One needs to wonder if she'd do live streams for the sole purpose of hoping you'd show up so she can both prove that she has a boyfriend and do lewd things to you on screen.

>> No.16203967
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16203967

>>16203958
>>16203950
I prefer my scorpion-bat-cats tall and mighty.

All the sweeter then they eventually fall.

>> No.16203978

>>16203967
Why not both?
One small and soft, the other tall and muscled?

>> No.16203980

>>16203919
Then she wouldn't call you an idiot or belittle you all the time?
That's my biggest turn off after violence

>>16203953
People who willingly let Vampires bite them can only be called sluts

>> No.16203987

>>16203980
Eh, I like tsun a bit, mostly because of the feeling of success you get when you get them to admit their love.



And I do not judge vampire sluts.
I'm a slut for many monster girls after all.

>> No.16203988

>>16203953
Neck braces are hard to come by when you don't have a medical need for one.
Besides, she wouldn't want my blood anyways.

>> No.16203996
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16203996

>>16203978
Are they related?

Best friends? Cousins? Sisters? Mother and daughter? Genetically engineered clones? Parallel reality alternate selves?

>> No.16204000

>>16203965
I'd imagine she'd use her tailpussy to get advantages on me in vs modes. Of course, I'd bend her over and fuck her doggystyle as retaliation and we'd forget the game.
And she'd livestream RPGs that she can casually talk the the crowd of fellow NEETS from /hbg/ while playing.
The chat reaction when I show up and let her sit in my lap would be amazing, especially when nothing lewd happens and the last thing she does before ending the stream for the night is lean close to the camera and say "He's mine, he loves me, and I'm gonna fuck him senseless tonight. Everyone who said I was lying can enjoy their fingers later." before grinning smugly and waving goodbye.

>>16203967
To each his own.
Can I get an uncensored link?

>> No.16204001

>>16203996
Twin sisters would be fun. Especially if the shortstack is technically the older one.
The paizuri would be amazing between the two of them regardless.

>> No.16204006

>>16204000
>Can I get an uncensored link?
I don't know if it exists. I've never seen the uncensored version.

>> No.16204010

>>16204006
>I've never seen the uncensored version.
How new are you? Less posted the original here when he drew it.

>> No.16204013

>>16204010
Well, the gif has years now, and I don't come to every thread.

The same reason why I was looking for a storage of all of his older work.

>> No.16204015

>>16203987
>mostly because of the feeling of success you get when you get them to admit their love.
I like that feeling too but I'd get depressed before making her admit

>I'm a slut for many monster girls after all.
Aren't we all?

>> No.16204016

>>16203967
>Hmmph, amateur.

>> No.16204029

>>16204016
Holst's face always got me. Manticore looks like she's somewhere between pain and cumming for the little milk she's making, but Holst is just having another day at the office as her milk flows.

>> No.16204030

>>16204000
https://e621.net/post/show/1048692

>> No.16204032

>>16204029
I want a nice tall glass of Manticore Milk.

>> No.16204037

>>16204032
>it's spiked with her venom

>> No.16204050

>>16204032
I do wonder what health properties would a glass of manticore milk could provide, an how would it taste like. Could it have similar properties to those of minotaur milk, but with a stronger taste?

>>16204037
>Manticore offers you a nice glass of milk.
>Little do you know that she has actually spiked the milk with her venom!
>However, she has no idea that her venom needs to be injected intravenously for it to work, and has no effect if consumed.

>> No.16204058

>>16204037
>Manticore used Spike!
>It's not very effective...
Playing along with her once you figure out what she tried to do would be a blast. Until you actually get the spines and it's all real, that is.

>> No.16204069

>>16203958
I'd kiss my meet waifu so she could take a picture and post it to her profile

>> No.16204072
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16204072

Im going to kingdom exploring. whats the worse that could happen

>> No.16204078

>>16204072
You could get dead

>> No.16204079
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16204079

santa glacies?

>> No.16204081

>>16204079
No anon, Santa is a Lilim.

>> No.16204082

>>16204081
Santa better be bringing me a daughter.

>> No.16204093

>>16204069
>She posts the picture and they say it's photoshopped.
>Your waifu makes a homemade porno of her riding you while you moan her name.
>Timestamps it.
>Posts it on her profile.
How would you feel about that anon?

>> No.16204094

>>16204082
I think you have to make those yourself anon, Santa Lilim doesn't just have a bunch of babies stockpiled to hand out on Christmans eve.

>> No.16204097

>>16204072
You could get caught by a Sandworm who won't ever let you leave her body because the first and only time she ever caught a man she let him leave and he didn't come back
The poor girl didn't even get to rape him

>> No.16204102

>>16204072
The pharaoh could find you...interesting.

>> No.16204105

>>16204093
I mean, I would think posting a video of us doing just about anything would have worked. But if that's what she's into

>> No.16204111

>>16204013
Here you go then. His stuff is always uncensored. People have only ever censored it themselves to post on blue boards like here.

http://imgur.com/xxeuxMo

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16204117

>>16204032
>>16204037
>Manticore finds out you have a milk fetish
>Can't really afford a potion for it, though
>But how hard can it be?
>Those dumb cows pump out gallons a day, surely she could handle a glass
>Looks up how to induce lactation
>Several days of working her tits over but still nothing
>Her chest is sore, and there's a damp spot on the seat under her
>'For fuck's sake, just ONE DROP!'
>She gives another firm squeeze
>A small bit of fluid beads up on her nipple
>A few days later, she comes to you
>'Hope you like it.~'
>The milk is cool and sweet, with a small tang of something...
>'Where'd you get this?'
>'Well, I heard what you said about milk, so I made you a glass myself.'
>'Yours?'
>'Yeah. Just don't ask how long it took. I don't think my tits have ever been this sore.'
>Anon starts fidgeting in his seat
>'Oh no.'
>'What do you mean, 'oh no'?'
>'Well, I did some reading after I made this. And it turns out Manticore milk is slightly... venomous.'
>'WHAT?'
>'But it was only a little! I thought that you'd have a tolerance for it by now.'
>'You're fixing this.'
>'Wha-AAAHHH!!'
>Pull up her shirt and start aggressively fondling her chest
>'H-Hey! Stop it ! They're too sensitive right now!'
>You don't care, it just spurs you on more than anything
>'Stooop. You're gonna make 'em leak.'
> Her nipples begin to engorge, a bit of milk dribbling from them
>You can't help it, clamping down onto one with your mouth
>She immediately cries out from the sensation as you suckle on her
>Your hand teases her free nipple, tweaking out more and more milk
>Her protests weaken as her breathing becomes more ragged, eventually turned to outright moaning
>You feel a paw wrap around the back of your head
>She holds you to her chest, begging you to keep sucking
>You pull one sweet mouthful after another as you feel her body trembling
>Finally you release her
>She falls onto her back, chest soaked and her face flushed
>But now it's your turn
>You straddle her chest as you undo your zipper
>She can only stare in a lusty haze at your throbbing cock hovering over her chest
>You push her tits tightly together, pushing in from below
>You penetrate her cleavage hard & fast, and she lets out a low moan
>You begin to work your hips, thrusting into the tight warmth of her tits
>She's panting like a bitch in heat, turned on by your seething cock fucking her sensitive chest
>Mmmmm. So hot, but it feels so good. Don't stop.~'
>Her paws close over your hands, helping work her chest along your shaft
>The heat of her tits and the slickness from the milk is incredible
>You feel yourself going over the edge
>You thrust one last time deep into her tits, peeking out the other end
>White-hot cum erupts from your cock, slathering her chest and face in seed
>You are finally drained, but she won't let go
>She greedily swallows what landed in her mouth before slowly lapping up your cum
>Her tongue works over your sensitive head, coaxing every last drop out
>Her mouth is almost overflowing with cum as she closes it, taking it down in several large gulps
>She just looks up at you when she's finished, a dirty look in her eye
>'That... was hardly... fair. Jumping a poor girl... when she's so sensitive.'
>'Hey... You're the one who- who fed me spiked milk.'
>She lets out a low chuckle
>'Ufufufu. I guess we're both to blame. How about we make it up to each other later?~'

>> No.16204121

>>16204117
You lost me at Manticore

>> No.16204122

>>16204117
>induced lactation
>instead of natural lactation by pregnancy

intothetrashitgoes.jpg

>> No.16204134

>>16204102
>you will never be caught by mummies on your travels
>they will never bring you to the pharaoh who decides, she needs a manservant.
>you will never get close
>you will never become king, yet still tend to her every whim.

>> No.16204141

>>16204122
The gif showed very little milk and mild discomfort, as if it wasn't natural lactation. I played with what I had.

>> No.16204150

>>16204134
but what about the poor mummy patrolman who fell in love with you during your capture?

>> No.16204152

>>16204141
>exact same amount of milk as the holstaur beside her
>little

Anon, don't go digging yourself further down.

>> No.16204163

>>16204134
>No Pharaoh who's intrigued by your pale skin.
>She'll never make you do things that let her shoot unnoticed glances at your ass.
>You'll stumble upon her in a secret room covered in pictures of you sleeping and naked while sniffing a stolen pair of your boxers and masturbating furiously.
>She'll never notice you and then start crawling towards you, her eyes glowing brightly as her face starts twisting into a perverted smile.
>You'll never be raped senseless by a Pharaoh who's gone her entire 5000 year unlife trapped in her virginity by the sealing of her palace.

>> No.16204164

>>16204152
She actually seems to be producing half of what the holstaur is making. Holstaur releases a squirt with ever suck, while it takes two for the manticore.

>> No.16204178

>>16204164
Look at the uncensorced gif. It's exact same. And you're doubly mistaken for thinking her embarrassed face is discomfort. The original mandate for that pic was literally sticking a big lactating manticore in a milking farm and her being embarrassed by being milked like a cow.

Why is it every single time you newfags have to come up with asinine reasons to justify something instead of just going "That's what I wanted to write. Sorry it didn't fit your taste." Instead it's all "No, it wasn't me. My arm was twisted outside my control."

>> No.16204184

>>16204178
>newfag
Why is that your automatic comeback for everything? I interpreted the image how I chose to and wrote something up based on the posts. Sorry you don't care for it, now stop being so ass-mad about it.

>> No.16204185

>Arguing about milking
Somewhere out there the Holsts are very happy about this

By the way, would any of you be actually heartless enough to hook up a Holst to a milking machine? This is how you get a depressed cow

>> No.16204187

>>16204178
1. I'm not the same Anon.
2. Stop projecting. I'm only talking about the quantity of milk.

>> No.16204189

>>16204184
>I interpreted the image how I chose to
This is what makes you a newfag. Because there's no interpretation when the artist drops in and has the whole story that goes with it. That picture isn't even that old, post exodus.

>> No.16204191

>>16204185
But anon, then you can pound her doggystyle while her breasts get pumped!

>> No.16204199

>>16204117
Lewd.

>> No.16204200

>>16204191
You can still gently milk her while doing her in doggy style

If you wanna be rough might as well gag her, tie her arms and pull on her hair while you're at it, I'm sure there are quite a few masochist cows wanting that kind of treatment

>> No.16204202

>>16204189
Wow. I've never seen someone bitch this hard over a post. I don't recall seeing the artist coming down from on high to proclaim what the image was meant to be in this thread. So if you can show me where the artist for that several years old image said in this thread or in the one link to the uncensored image what the image is supposed to mean, I will happily apologize. Because clearly that's what you want at this pont, the gratification of being told you were right about something you disagreed with.

Actually, that's not true. I have seen people bitch this much. Plenty of times. Typically about people who write or do art, shockingly enough. Not just the bad ones, either. And you wonder why so few artists end up staying around when people are this hostile.

>> No.16204203

>>16204185
No I could never do that, it's seems very cold hearted to do that to her. Plus milking a Holst by hand is not only a fantastic way for you to bond closer to her in a relationship but also allows for easier communications between each other. This is especially true if you're like me and have a hard time trusting a monster girl and need help to get over it in order to find a monster girl to form a relationship with.

>> No.16204230

>>16204202
No, certain crybabies don't wind up staying around because they take criticism about as well as you are right now. People who aren't antagonistic like latenight do just fine.

It's real simple.

If you were not a newfag, you would remember that picture from .less's nothing but manticore era, and the spam it generated. Since you don't, and there were even people talking about .less like he was some japanese artist who only made censored pics, then yeah that means newfaggotry.

You seem rather mad that you're considered one. I've seen this plenty times before too, from people who have been here a few months and think they know it all. It's never, "Gee Olly, guess I was mistaken." It's always "Fuck you if I was wrong. It doesn't matter anyway."

Look to your own attitude first.

Also, thirdly, if you weren't a newfag you would know that the archives are wrecked from that era.

>> No.16204256

>>16204203
>This is especially true if you're like me and have a hard time trusting a monster girl and need help to get over it in order to find a monster girl to form a relationship with.
I always forget there are people like that out there
A Holst definitely seem fitting for this tast, you'd peacefully live in a small farm and live off her milk + whatever crops you have
Whenever she'd feels needy she'd just push her breasts against you and ask you kindly
And overall you'd spend a lot of comfy time together

I'd still take a White Horn over a Holst though

>> No.16204268
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16204268

You guys are goobers. I would milk the shit out of the entire smug squad. Mantimilk, muttmilk, mememilk, it's all mine.

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>>16204230
>Since you didn't remember every single image ever existed in this thread, you are new
I've been here several years, well before these threads were on /jp/. This image is dated on my computer from 2011, and that's just one I could find easily. I know the archives were wrecked. I'm just tired of people like you who have this superiority complex and call out anyone who does something they don't like or can't remember every single thing about these threads as a newfag.

I've seen that image before. I don't know the context behind it. I'm sorry for not remembering it. But this whole argument is going because you decided that since I interpreted something in some way, that I was wrong and new for not remembering.

>> No.16204274

>>16204268
Even monkeymilk?

What about the smug squad honorary members, Otohime and Gremlin?

I'd milk an Otohime so bad, in fact I'd pledge to never consume anything other than her milk just so I get to fondle her breasts everyday

>> No.16204281
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>>16204268
Who wouldn't? Smug is made to be left vulnerable, and what's more vulnerable than having some guy groping your chest and using you like cattle?

And then they turn on you afterwards.

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>>16204274

I suppose I would. The original three just have a soft spot in my heart.

>> No.16204291

>>16204273
Because instead of going "I guess I didn't remember. Oh well." you instead went on the attack with "I interpreted it the way I chose to, and that's just as valid." Seriously, like .less did not used to post every single thing he did here before anywhere else along with a short blurb about what it was supposed to be. But you didn't concede that at all. You just got angry and defensive. You want people to not jump down your throat so much. Use some qualifiers instead of straight statements like fact.

"X seemed like Y", "looked like", "appeared to be" vs. "X is Y"

If you're writing that's something you should always have learned to do to couch an interpretation or opinion anyway.

>> No.16204303

>>16204281
I don't know why, but cheshires with highlights get my dick rock hard.

>>16204288
>You'll never be cornered by the smug squad.
>They'll never rape you with their breasts until they've all be coated in your semen.
>They'll never give you a phone number and tell you to call it if you want to go "all the way."
>If you call it, the Cheshire kidnaps you and you wake up tied to a bed with the smug squad looming over you wearing nothing but smug grins.

>> No.16204304

>>16204303
All Funderland girls have strange highlights.

>> No.16204314

How can you be a slut for the rich and powerful? All my favorite are rare girls

>> No.16204317

>>16204288
>Dominant, rapey hound from hell
>Sadistic, proud flying lion scorpion
>Insane cheeky cat from best land

I can understand why you love them

>>16204303
>you wake up tied to a bed with the smug squad looming over you wearing nothing but smug grins.
This is my fetish
Well, to be precise they have to be first dressed then undress and right after they get naked while I'm still stunned they grow smug grins as if to say "you know what is happening next"

>> No.16204318

>>16204303
Would they be taking turns, fighting over me, or just agree to bury me in their bodies?

>> No.16204324

>>16204317
They can be dressed anon. But only from the waist up. You're waking to the sight of their dripping pussies on full display.

>>16204318
They drew lots to determine who gets to rape what. Two of them got your hands, one of them got your face, and the luckiest one got your dick.

>> No.16204325
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16204325

>>16204314
How rare?

>> No.16204326

>>16204256
Agreed the comfy life with a cute monster girl is all I need for I'm a simple man. Regardless of it being a Holst or White Horn I'd be quite the happy man milking his waifu whenever she needs it or just wish to relax as we make conversation.

>> No.16204331

>>16202556
Is that pic new or very old? I don't remember seeing it.

>> No.16204332
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16204332

>>16204324
Well, that hardly seems fair for them. Tell you what. I propose that each of them gets one-on-one rape time to do with me as they please, then we meet back up for the group raping. It's no fair for only one of them to get the dick. My schedule's pretty open, so time isn't an issue here.

>> No.16204335

>>16204325
Literally most of the high ranking ones

>> No.16204337

>>16204332
You don't really have to anon. Those other girls are just in waiting positions.
Whenever the one on your dick finishes, she'll let the next girl on and then slide up next to you to whisper dirty things into your ear constantly.
This will continue until all of them satisfy themselves. Then the four of them will give you a four way buttjob until you're out of semen to coat their plump asses with.
You'll pass out looking at their smug grins and knowing that your life as their boytoy is just beginning.
Wait until they invite their other friends. That'll be a night.

>> No.16204345
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16204345

>>16204335
They may be rare, but are they valuable?

>> No.16204346

>>16204324
Can they be wearing lewd see through negligee?
Bonus points if their lewd juices makes it stick to their pussies

>>16204326
Same, but instead of milking I'd just ride my White Horn's waifu back as we browse through the forest for some good wood to sell and use for ourselves
Life in a remote cabin in a cold country sounds way too good

>> No.16204349

>>16204346
>Can they be wearing lewd see through negligee?
Yes.

>> No.16204360

>>16204314
>How can you be a slut for the rich and powerful?
I don't know but this describes most of the thread, myself included
There is something about rich powerful girls that just makes me want to become their cum pump

Maybe it's just because they're too good for me to have? Don't we all want things we can't obtain?

>>16204345
I would a very rare golden chest Mimick, at first I'd be sad that it didn't contain a legendary treasure but then I'd be happy to have gotten such a rare waifu

>> No.16204361

>>16204346
Life in a cozy cabin with my waifu, regardless the species is easily one of my favorite scenarios id ever want to have. Me and my Holst waifu just relaxing a cabin with a warm fire and having a glass of hot chocolate flavored by her milk is perfection.

>> No.16204372

>>16204360
I don't know about you anon, but I kind of want to be picked off the street by the servants of an ex-adventurer Wight Ojou-sama so she can rape me in the Amazon position and make me her sex slave.
I want her to make me lick her abs.

>> No.16204373
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16204373

>>16204360
That sounds like my kind of mimic. The inside of her chest would be a gilded paradise retreat.

Just be careful how quickly you throw open those rare chests. The rarer the mimic, the longer the rape.

>> No.16204380
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16204380

>>16204079
Glacies' mom has got it goin' on.

>> No.16204394

>>16204373
>Find a Diamond-tier Chest while adventuring
>We're talking made of diamond so thick it's completely opaque. The kind that has SSS tier loot in it. Requires a magic key to open.
>Bring it home with you while you try your hardest to complete a ritual with a 1% chance of success to make the key over and over again.
>After weeks, finally get the magic key.
>Go to open the chest.
>Surprise! It's a mimic!
>Due to the quality of the chest though, she's got a body that practically emanates sexiness.
>By the time you see her heaving tits, childbearing hips and sharktoothed grin, she's dragged you inside her chest for half a year of nonstop rape.
>Due to diluted time magic, it only takes an hour in realtime, but you certainly experienced half a year of her pussy.
>When you get spat out, she pops of her chest with a blush on her face.
>Wraps her arms around you and kisses you on the cheek while you pass out.
>Wake up on your bed.
>She's still there. She was watching you sleep the whole time.
>Once she notices you're awake, she gives you another kiss and places a tray with amazing looking food on it in your lap.
>She watches you eat every bit enraptured.
>When you're about to walk out the door for your adventuring work she tugs on your arm and tells you to hold out your hands and close your eyes.
>When you open them you see you're holding an amazing Shield/Sword combo. Definitely SSS Class.
>The mimic just tells you to come home safely to her.

>> No.16204404

>>16204394
I would give up my life of adventuring to form a family with her

>> No.16204409

>>16204394
Thats very sweet, for a surprise dungeon rape.

But she's crazy if she thinks I'm not taking her with me questing. A mimic could hold all the loot and provisions.

>> No.16204416

>>16204380
I want her to step on my dick!

>> No.16204427

>>16204404
Anon, that's how you get a heartpupiling Mimic.
You'd need to buy chests for your daughters to live in as they grow up. Mimics are kind of like Hermit Crabs in that way.
>>16204409
Well there's the problem of mobility though.
Moving around in a chest like that isn't very easy.

>> No.16204435

>>16204427
Actually, I was just refreshing my mimic knowledge...

>What seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities.
>They have magic that can teleport themselves to other locations, While I am not sure about their source, they can get information about dungeons that have a lot of traffic, dungeons that have rare treasures etc. and even move from place to place based on that information.

Mimics actually seem pretty handy to have around.

>> No.16204442

>>16204274
>What about the smug squad honorary members, Otohime and Gremlin?
I don't think any one agreed on this. I think you're just trying to push shit girls into a dated meme to garner relevance.

>> No.16204444

>>16204442
Smug Squad has always been terrible. Manticore doesnt even look smug. More like constipated.

>> No.16204449

>>16204442
>>16204444
Oh boy, here comes the fun police. Quick hide the fun!

>> No.16204451

>>16204444
If I knew I was rolling quads, I might've said something positive.

>> No.16204461

>>16204449
>Dusty old memes
>fun
>The two worst girls to come out of the MGE2 batch
>fun
If I'm the fun police, you're the fun mortician, here to stuff dead memes and make them look pretty and alive one last time before you bury them six feet under.

>> No.16204463

>>16204461
I can tell the difference between things that make my dick hard and memes anon.
The smug squad isn't a meme, it's an excuse to get a bunch of monstergirls that make my dick hard into a group for reverse gangbangs.

>> No.16204465

>>16204461
At least they aren't White Horns

>> No.16204466

>>16204461
>The two worst girls to come out of the MGE2 batch
No wonder you have a stick up your ass. Your taste is shit.

>> No.16204469

>>16204466
>He actually likes otohime and a redundant human girl with cat ears

>> No.16204470

>>16204466
I mean, he's not wrong about Sea Hoes.

>> No.16204471

>>16204469
>redundant human girl with cat ears
Anon, this proves you don't know shit about Gremlins and you're just talking out your ass.
I will not let the engineer waifu be slandered in this way.

>> No.16204477

>>16204471
>Implying automatons aren't better engineers
>Implying Liches aren't better scientists
>Implying a gremlin isn't just a wow goblin-tier engineer who can't build a toaster without it exploding.

>> No.16204482

>>16204477
>automatons
>engineers
That's a funny joke anon.

>> No.16204488

>>16204482
I'd trust ancient Atlantean AI and technology with creating new, powerful machines more than I would a dumb cat eared git.

An automaton would run rings around a gremlin and at the end of the day, her shit wouldn't explode.

>> No.16204494

>>16204488
Automatons are just archeotech with tits anon. There's no guarantee that they'd have any engineering skill at all or that it isn't corrupted. At least you can have fun testing a Gremlin's inventions.

>> No.16204503

>>16204477
>>16204488
You do realize the translation we've been given thus far says the malfunctions are deliberate, not accidental? Of course you don't. Why bother asking.

>> No.16204511

>>16204494
Nonsense. We use machines to build everything today, for what possible reason would they not have used machines to build everything back in their day either. Who knows how much ancient knowledge is stored in their minds, fuck, imagine it their civilization was just our a century from now. They could have the entire internet locked up in their noggin. Every encyclopedia her ancient race ever devised.

She could recreate any of her old world's tech with machine precision, bar other automatons, because, AI building AI, kinda sounds like a bad idea.

And in the odd occasion where she needs to devise something entirely new, she'd be more than well equipped to whip something together.

Compared to a gremlin who cobbles together scrap metal that makes less mechanical sense than an ork spaceship.

>>16204503
And?
>I make my shit explode on purpose!
Wow, great.

>> No.16204516

>>16204511
>Giving machines the ability to self replicate without human intervention
Way to usher in sexual skynet dumbass.

Also Malfunction=/=Explosion

>> No.16204520

>>16204511
>Having great skill and knowledge with machines, as well as magitech, they were recently discovered in ancient ruins alongside the "Automaton(p.156)", and are considered the only race capable of operating technology from the unknown civilization.

>ONLY FUCKING RACE

>> No.16204525

>>16204520
>Automatons can't operate themselves
Whatever you say anon

>> No.16204531
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16204531

>>16204516
>>Giving machines the ability to self replicate without human intervention
AUTOMATON YURI

>> No.16204532

>>16204516
I for one welcome our new mechanic overlords

>> No.16204537

Top tier+:
Otohime
Dragon Zombie
Atlach Nacha

Top tier:
Nurarihyon
Ice Queen

Great tier:
White Horn
Gremlin
Griffon
Ochimusha

Good tier:
Automaton
Trumpart

Ignore tier:
Umi-Oshi
Kamaitachi
Whoever I'm forgetting

We don't have much info on Nurarihyon and Kamaitachi but their original myth is so straightforward we can easily guess what their profiles will be life
And Atlach-Nacha is a chaos girl so whatever her profile is you'll either love or hate her no matter what

>> No.16204540
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>>16204532
I want to be an Automaton's slave. She'd force me to clean the house and refuel and oil her and maybe even use me to satisfy her sadistic sexual urges!

>> No.16204547

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Stopped reading there.

>> No.16204548
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16204548

Pick a robot.

>> No.16204549

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Thanks for saving me from reading the rest of your post. If only I was able to discard every shit opinion within the first two lines.

>> No.16204552

>>16204537
>Top tier+:
>Otohime
Holy shit how could you fuck up that bad

>> No.16204553

>>16204548
Can I put their minds into bodies actually built for sex?

>> No.16204557

>>16204548
The one with the bed head bobcut

>> No.16204564

>>16204547
>>16204549
>>16204552
It's alright, I can't expect everyone to love her
What do your lists look like?

>> No.16204567 [DELETED] 

>>16204531
Delete this.

>> No.16204573

>>16204567
No.

>> No.16204578

>>16204564
Top tier:
Dragon zombie
Smoke bum
Dead samurai
Automatom

Shit tier:
Sea horse
Trumpart
Gremlin
Atlach Nacha

Every one else tier:
Every one else

>> No.16204580
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>>16204567
Do you really think you can satisfy an Automaton after she's had another robutt inside her hatches? They know exactly what each and every component does, after all.

>> No.16204583 [DELETED] 

Is this some kind of falseflagfag mad I was shitting on gremlins?

>> No.16204585

>>16204537
>>16204578
Alright someone please explain the appeal of Smoke Bum to me, because all I see is a majin-tier nobody.

>> No.16204598

>>16204585
Part of the appeal to me is that she's 0 effort. You gotta love a girl you click with so well that she can be a complete stranger and show up in your house at random and make it feel so completely natural that you don't even question it. I also find her aesthetic appealing as fuck, and she's the kind of girl who would take the food from your fridge only to feed the both of you, and then buy more food for your fridge.

And then there's the power to appeal to a powerslut, and then there's the fact that she loos like she could play vidya with you in nothing but an open kimono while sucking your cock at the same time.

Basically she's the perfect monster roommate.

>> No.16204609

>>16204585
Basically this >>16204598

Most people are sluts for powers but instead of being a proud, hard to obtain species like the other girls of her level she is the most casual you can get

You just come home one day and you've got a god-tier monster girl waiting for you in bed and before you realize it you're already fooled into thinking she's your wife

>> No.16204610 [DELETED] 

>>16204583
>Implying that shitstirring asshat is me
I'm offended. I disagreed with you, but I would never use it as an excuse to ruin the thread.
Also I hate Yuri.

>> No.16204617 [DELETED] 

>>16204610
Just seems suspicious that as some positive sentiment is hitting automaton, some fag rides that wave to post robutt yuri. I suppose I'll believe you though.

>> No.16204618 [DELETED] 

>>16204617
You and I might disagree on Gremlins, but we can agree that Automatons are high-tier.

>> No.16204622
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16204622

I guess it's canon that dorafs have great asses as well as tits, because this is official art.

Shortstacks are too good.

>> No.16204623

>>16204585
What's Smoke Bum? I don't really follow these meme names.

>> No.16204631
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16204631

>>16202581
Why is Princess the best Nickname to get from a Dragon species?

>> No.16204632

>>16204622
That's a pretty mediocre butt anon

>> No.16204637

>>16204623
You don't follow the thread much either, do you?

>> No.16204650

>>16204578
Kinda surprised you don't care about Griffon and White Horn but otherwise your tastes are pretty understandable

I wonder why undeads are so great when most non-monstrous girls need to have great profiles to make up for their looks

>>16204622
>Delicious shortstack dakimakura offcial art
Man, they need to bring Grablue to the west ASAP, they already did with Shadowverse what is taking them so long with this?

>> No.16204653

>>16204650
>implying dragon zombie wasn't a great profile

>> No.16204659

>>16204650
>what is taking them so long with this?
The japanese version is in english, they don't want their big hit to flop in america again like bahamut did.

>> No.16204665

I want a White Horn that will play videogames with me while we cuddle!

>> No.16204672

>>16204622
Doesn't change the fact that dorafs are shit

>> No.16204673

>>16204650
>Kinda surprised
Why? I'm not a fan of horse pussy nor do many winged girls really appeal to me.
>I wonder why undeads are so great
We may never know

>> No.16204679

>>16204665
How do you cuddle one while still being able to see the screen? You can't have a quadruped in your lap, after all. Do you sit in front of her and let her plop her bust on your head?

>> No.16204688

>>16204679
I'd imagine she could sit in front of the couch and then lay her head in your lap.

>> No.16204690

>>16204679
>Do you sit in front of her and let her plop her bust on your head?

Yes. It sounds perfect.

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16204692

>>16204679
>How do you cuddle one while still being able to see the screen?
Easy.

>> No.16204698

>>16204653
So did Ochimucha

I'm just saying, you put up any undead against any similar cosplay tier and despite both of them pretty much looking like humans the undead will always come on top

>>16204659
Can't really compare them
Anyways both brought us great monster girls and that's all that matters

>> No.16204701

>>16204679
He could be referring to Bipedal white horns.

>> No.16204705

>>16204692
>Welcome_to_my_humble_abode.jpg

>> No.16204728

Do we know what the White Horn's origin monster is?

>> No.16204738

>>16204728
A reindeer I assume?

>> No.16204746

>>16204738
Oh. I thought she was an actual monstergirl like a centaur and not an animal girl like a Giant ant or a Grizzly.

>> No.16204750

>>16204673
>I'm not a fan of horse pussy
Same but she's just too cute

>do many winged girls really appeal to me.
I thought wings were universally liked unless they took away the arms, and since she has both she's bound to be great
I still dislike her legs though

>We may never know
Amen.

>>16204665
Would she actually enjoy playing?
I love the idea of her not particularly liking it but still playing just to make me you happy

>>16204728
An Anon talked about 2 or 3 threads ago
Apparently killing one brought you bad luck

>> No.16204754

>ice queen was so shit that posting her ruined kc's health

>> No.16204757

>>16204754
No, she's so cool that he got a cold.

>> No.16204759

>>16204750
>I thought wings were universally liked unless
I don't like or dislike them, just like I don't like or dislike tails. It's a bit of a non issue to me a girl won't be worse off for a lack of wings. I do like that she has both wings and arms though.

>Same but she's just too cute
People get triggered when I say it, but she would be far better as bipedal.
>Apparently killing one brought you bad luck
But what is it?

>> No.16204768

>>16204746
I thought Reindeer were mythical. I checked and turns out I'm wrong.

>> No.16204783

>>16204757
She's a cold bitch alright

>> No.16204789

>>16204754
>KC posts about a girl who would let humans die in the cold if it wasn't for the DL
>Dies from a cold shortly afterwards

That would be the saddest ending

>>16204759
From what he said a White Horn was never a monster, just a kind of animal with mystical stories around it

I might recall that completely wrong, the only thing I clearly remember is that killing one brought you bad luck

>> No.16204807

>>16204789
It's probably just a Mg-ified white stag, the legends around white stags are in a lot of cultures

>> No.16204828
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16204828

>No umi osho to surf the waves

>> No.16204837

>>16204828
I'd chill on the beach with a Umi-Osho but as far as romance goes she's stuck in the friendzone forever

>> No.16204883

>>16204837
>this kills the turtle

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16204885

>>16203658
>>16203689
>>16203701

>> No.16204887

>>16204837
>this gets the turtle off because she's such a masochist

>> No.16204890
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16204890

I bet it's the red-white miko that did this.

>> No.16204894

>>16203081
>Poison from final fight/streetfighter as a chubby hellhound
fucking hell this is like angry cancer

>> No.16204910

>>16204072
But anon, the denizens of the Sand Kingdoms might mistake you as a grave robber.

Then you'll be at the mercy of the Pharoah's sex snake as both a combination punishment for you and entertainment for her court.

>> No.16204911

>>16203729
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬
>>16204885
>>16203558
I get the feeling not many people know what TinkleBell does. I'd have expected more angry replies to this anon.

>> No.16204917

>>16203701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwcj7m0cIGk

>> No.16204921

>>16204911
no need to get upset over something that isn't actually posted, right?

>> No.16204927

>>16204921
But that's what sensible people do

>> No.16204928
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16204928

>>16204911
I like to think I'm providing good reaction gif for anons.

Also because these semen demons are pretty good.

>> No.16204933

>>16204928
I never liked how 5-headdy his girls were

>> No.16204937 [DELETED] 

>>16204928
That's great and all but how about you at least delete this off-topic shit after ten minutes.

>> No.16204944 [DELETED] 

>>16204937
I really don't like how there's a timelimit on deleting pictures

>> No.16204976

>>16204728
>This time, it's the reindeer-based Centaur of the snowy lands, "White Horn"-san!
>She doesn't have any mythological basis or such, but since, to get a "snowy" image, I made the tips of her horns white as snow, I called her the "White Horn".

>The concept for this race came to me originally around the release of the first MGE book release, but initially she was going to be a genki-type in a Santa Claus-type costume, but that eventually became the Yeti, and I found that the raising of body temperature from estrus made for stronger sex appeal. This kind of design would be a "Nordic Beauty" (北欧系美女).
>(Unfortunately, the Santa elements from the early sketches didn't make it...)

It's not based on anything, just OC. Or you can say Santa's deer

>> No.16204978

>>16204976
This would be his first OC, no?

>> No.16204980

>>16204894
>angry cancer
That's a new phrase to me.

>> No.16204982

>>16204978
He's done a few OC girls before.

>> No.16204985

>>16204928
They need a good dicking.

>> No.16204988

>>16204976
>>16204978
She's a Reindeer. That's all. She just has a fancier name then "Were-reindeer". Same with Flow Kelp, Mucus Toad, and Vamp Mosquito.

>> No.16204990

>>16204978
Flow Kelp is his first announced OC (as in he said it in his enty)
But there's got to be others before

>> No.16204998

>>16204990
Oh yeah, I forgot about Flow Kelp.
But can you call that OC, when kelp already exists?
>>16204982
Everything else is based on an animal or an already existing myth.

OC is like inventing the Lich. I don't think Liches were a thing before dnd

>> No.16205030

>>16204978
What do you mean by OC? It is based on reindeer. If by original you mean non-mythology based then many of girls are OC. All incects except oomukade and mothman are OC

>> No.16205038

>>16205030
I don't know what I mean, now I think of it, White horn can't be called OC when it's just taking a reindeer and slapping a woman on it.

>> No.16205056
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16205056

Remember that talk we had about a tall /fit/ brown Succubus and her gang?
Seems like a Japanese artist had the same idea

This is too brown for my taste but I'll take her

>> No.16205057

>>16205038
Nothing is Oc my man. Just girl slapping.

>> No.16205059

>>16205056
A little too brown yeah. Still, would snuggle.

>> No.16205067

>>16205056
Such a long tail!

>> No.16205129

>>16205067
What's better: Long tail or thick tail?

I vote _long

>> No.16205133

>>16205129
That's really hard. I guess it depends on the species.

>> No.16205136

>>16205133
I was talking specifically about Succubi

>> No.16205143

>>16205136
Long I guess

>> No.16205152
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16205152

Dragons will make sure you never ever fall into harms way. You're their property, and they'll protect you forever and ever.

>> No.16205156

>>16205129
Like Anon said, it depends on the species. For succubi I like them long.

>> No.16205164

>>16205156
Thinking about other species I have an hard time deciding for all of them
Except dinosaur girls, they must have tails that are both long and thick

>>16205152
I'm going to cyber bully a Dragon's husband and there is nothing she can do about it

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>>16205152
will they protect my virginity?

>> No.16205202

>>16205152
I would like to have a Dragonfu stalker.

>> No.16205214

>>16205176
Of course, up until your honey moon that is.

Also your pic looks more like a demon/succubus and she would absolutely NOT protect your virginity

>> No.16205219

>>16205202
You make it sound like you're already married to her, but you just don't know it yet.

>> No.16205224

>>16205219
>Anon wakes up one morning to a collar around his neck
>"Property of Dragon"

>> No.16205230

>>16205224
>He tries to remove it
>It's a legendary soul-bound item that can't be removed

>> No.16205231

>>16205219
How could I even resist? Little would she know that I already have everything planned, now I'm just playing along like a normal person would. Y'know because I'm not stalking her or anything like that.

>> No.16205265

>>16205230
>"You should be happy. That item only has a 5% drop rate from tier 6 elite bosses."

>> No.16205275

What would be things you would find in a magazine in MGC be like?
>5 sex techniques that you can learn from lamias
>Top 10 ways to make sure that you get pregnant
>How to find a good house husband
>The best places to have sex on your honeymoon.

I want to read these just to know what’s in them.

>> No.16205283

>>16205275
I wish I could just go for one day to MGC in an alternate reality. Sure, I would probably kill myself after coming back but it would still be a trip.

>> No.16205286

>>16205275
500 ways to tie up your mice and cookie recipes.

>> No.16205290

>>16205275
>10 tips to rape cute boys and get away with it
>How to tell if your husband is ready for children
>Special interview: Wurm-chan tells us all about how she got pregnant with octuplets
>Exclusive pictures of Druella's latest look!

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>>16205214
i assure you, thats a dragon, a half dragon anyhow

>> No.16205332

>>16205290
What's the deal with impregnating waifus with octuplets? Twins, triplets and so on are not a matter of love or effort, just pure random chance.

>> No.16205339

>>16205275
>Best names for your children depending on species

>> No.16205348
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16205348

Devils really are the most waifu-y waifu in the MGE.

>> No.16205358

>>16205348
That story that was posted around halloween with that devil raping the shit out of that guy was GOAT. Wtf I love devils now.

>> No.16205362

>>16205348
I don't think so.

>> No.16205372

>>16205332
I'm sure it depends on the species as well
A Vamp Mosquito giving birth to octuplets wouldn't surprise me that much, same for spiders, etc...

Also let the monster girls dream, don't tell them about it

>>16205348
Well, their whole gimmick is to take care of their husband so well that he becomes dependent on them
Basically she is the happiest when you let her take care of all your needs

Most waifu-y waifu indeed

>> No.16205415

I want to be a Hellhound's princess! I want her to carry me like one and make me the little spoon in bed! I want her to dote on me and make me feel safe and loved!

>> No.16205417

>>16205348
A chubby, bottom heavy devil would be magical.

Nothing would be better than coming home to her.

>> No.16205422

>>16205417
No sir. Coming in her would be better.

>> No.16205432

>>16205422
That would be fantastic too but after a long day of work, dinner and some cuddling are what I need.

>> No.16205438

>>16205415
I want to be a Anubis' Princess!

>> No.16205446
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>>16205415
>>16205438
I want to be my Jabberwock's Princess!

>> No.16205452

>>16205446
I want to make a hobgoblin my princess!

>> No.16205453

>>16205415
>I want her to dote on me and make me feel safe and loved!
Would getting brutally raped achieve this?
http://i.imgur.com/SZw0wDb.jpg

>> No.16205457

>>16205438
So you'll be her Snow White?

>> No.16205460

>>16205415
I want to be my Dragon's princess! But then realize that I'm not fit for the role and end up playing the thief trying to steal her hoard!

>> No.16205461
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Remember to be kind to the beetles

>> No.16205469

>>16205461
I thought they were way bigger.

>> No.16205470

>>16205461
Soldier beetles are cute!
I want to give them fruit slices as they go about their day!

>> No.16205472

>>16205457
I would!

>>16205446
Anon must sure like the warm embrace of a wocks chest.

>> No.16205476

>>16205461
I remember picking up a bettle on one of my walks and it did a very weird noise. I wonder if slapping a soldier beetle's butt would give the same result.

>> No.16205482

>>16205469

That one is still pretty young

>> No.16205493

>>16205461
Beetles need their fruits and vitamins to grow up big and stronk!

>> No.16205497

>>16205493
So if I give her enough fruit she'll grow into a big, muscled soldier beetle?

>> No.16205520

>>16205348
Top tier wife material, would marry a devil.

>> No.16205522

>>16205461
Beetles are for caring and loving
I'd love to spend a day in the forest with one, we catch a bunch of fruits together
We might even be able to bargain with an Alraune for some nectar

>> No.16205523

>>16205348
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

>> No.16205525

>>16205461
What happens when the larger, CC beetle wants fruit too?

>> No.16205529 [DELETED] 

>>16205522
She could.

>> No.16205544

>>16205348
But that's not Troll...

>> No.16205545
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A plague of Mucus Toads!

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i want to be the QUEEN princess

>> No.16205568

>>16205129
Long, sleek and sexy.

>> No.16205598

>>16205358
Wait what story?

>> No.16205599
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>>16205348
Is that pic a reference to this one?

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Apparently there's a Mantis Girl in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. She has cute antennae.

>> No.16205606

>>16205598
http://pastebin.com/hwMwaKar

>> No.16205622
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>> No.16205631

>>16205622
Remember to not chaos dunk.

>> No.16205636

>>16205622
>>16205631
Chaos Wurms? Really? We've come to that, have we?

>> No.16205638

>>16205545
Out of all the girls I love but never speak about Mucus Toad has to be the one I love the most

I truly believe they are the perfect ratio of monstrosity
Their mucus things is great as well
And who doesn't love toads?

>>16205622
Wurms should be banned from all sports except swimming and maybe power walk

>> No.16205647

>>16205638
I play ping pong a lot these days. I bet I could take on a wurm.

>> No.16205649

>>16205638
Mucus toads can give you one hell of a kiss too.

>> No.16205661

>>16205525
Then a bunch of loli/early teen soldier beetles pout up at him as their larger cousin pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit.

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16205671

Would you folks be interested in a writing project I've been working on for a good while now? It's monster girl related.

Specifically, it's about moon bunnies.

>> No.16205672

>>16205649
Getting throat raped by a Mucus Toad is my dream
When 2017 happens that's the first thing I'm doing

>>16205661
>pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit.
Beetles would never be that forceful
The most she might do is stare at him and slightly pout

>> No.16205675

>>16205671
A writing project? It's not a story?

>> No.16205679

>>16205675
It's a nearly finished book.

>> No.16205680

>>16205671
>Specifically, it's about moon bunnies.
I'm interested, bunny girls don't get enough love around these parts.

>> No.16205681

>>16205672
anon, this is a CC soldier beetle we are dealing with.

A veteran of the waifu wars whose emerged out the other side without a husband.

She's going to be tall, strong, and forceful, pushing her chest into his face while staring down at him with a blank expression.

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>>16205679
>nearly finished book
I need an adult.

>> No.16205687

>>16205661
>pushes her chest into his face until he gives her fruit
>starts wondering why he's just standing there not giving her fruit

>> No.16205688

>>16205671
>moon bunnies
I'll take five please.

>> No.16205689

>>16205671
A cup of moon-something guy? Is that you?

>> No.16205702

>>16205685
Wh-what is that elf gonna do with the boy?

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>>16205680
>>16205685
Let me preface by saying it's not a romance story.

Amid a small town, a man finds a white rabbit lying limp in a parking lot on a rainy, chilly autumn evening. He ignores it, initially. For what wasn't wasting away in his decrepit little backwater?
Yet when the rabbit reaches out to him, barely clinging to life, he finds in it something pure.

http://pastebin.com/y4K0xreC

>>16205689
You caught me.

Admittedly I've posted this story on /jp/ before, but it never occurred to me you folks might be interested in it. I just don't know if it's the sort of thing you'd be into. And if not I apologize.

>> No.16205708

>>16205704
So how long is this?

>> No.16205714

>>16205708
This is the prologue and first two chapters, about 12k words or 25 pages.

The full text is about 100k words or 350 pages.

>> No.16205715

>>16205704
I recognized you from the Rabi-Ribi thread. And yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

>> No.16205719

>>16205714
>100k words or 350 pages
Huh. Well, I hope you don't expect me to give you literary criticisms of it. I'm putting this up on the ol' backburner though, feels great to see someone who's into MGs also be capable of actually sticking with what they start.

>> No.16205721

I'm gonna get rich selling people Wurm insurance!

>> No.16205727

>>16205681
I underestimated the situation
At this rate she might even make a beetle noise, we need to give her a juicy fruit before this kind of tragedy happens

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>>16205715
This pastebin is a chapter longer than what you read last time, if you're interested.

>>16205719
>I hope you don't expect me to give you literary criticisms of it.
Nah, don't worry about that. I am just glad I found some folks who may be interested in it.

It's a deeply personal story to me, both the content itself and my love of bunnies.

>> No.16205735

>>16205721
Just wait till the anti-wurm defamation league hears about this!

>>16205727
Indeed, can you imagine the scandal that would follow should that come to pass?

>> No.16205736

>>16205728
So where do we go for the whole story?

>> No.16205739

>>16205714
>The full text is about 100k words or 350 pages.
That puts you up there with some of our other writers. Nice.

>> No.16205743

>>16205721
I don't know why so many people have trouble with Wurms. They are so peaceful.

>> No.16205747

>>16205743
They sure are docile when you put ketamine in their food.

>> No.16205758

>>16205736
I hope to get it onto Amazon or somesuch soon for not very much money and will probably do a giveaway once I have a cover and such made.

I guess I've been kind of waiting on my artist, to set up an author's blog and such. Sorry about that.

>> No.16205761

>>16205743
You need special structural reinforcement to prevent them from literally crashing through your home.

Even then, she might accidentally knock over a power pole and cause blackouts.

>> No.16205763

>>16204548
Makes me think of monsoon from MGR

>> No.16205772

>>16205747
>ketamine
Are you trying to get a clumbsy, tired Wurm to coil you up and sleep with you inbetween her breast for a day? And think about how cute she'd be on it?

Shes still a wurm, you will go to sleep in her coils.

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>>16205758
I might have room on my shelf to support such a thing, yes. Have all of my ganbatte.

>> No.16205776

>>16205721
Good luck with that, Tanukis have a strong monopoly on the insurance business

>>16205735
>anti-wurm defamation league
The only reason it was formed in the first place was because they needed a headquarters for Wurm lovers to come get their wives
They haven't done anything regarding defamation since their creation and it doesn't seem that they will start anytime soon

>> No.16205777

>>16205747
>>16205761
I thinh you guys are just weak to wurms. All you need to do is put them to sleep and carress them so they get good dreams. When the wurm wakes up she'll be friendly and peaceful.

>> No.16205783

Silent, if you're lurking, what ever did happen to the guy after he got sucked into the devil world from I've Seen Footage?

>> No.16205785

>>16205776
No, its not that Anti-Wurm Defamation League, I'm talking the OTHER Anti-Wurm Defamation League.

>Anon bad mouths wurms
>Wall suddenly explodes and a wurm sentai team is standing there, ready to deliver justice

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>>16205775
Thank you. I'll try my hardest.

>> No.16205790

>>16205788
You better. You'll give me hope. Hope of actually getting something done one day.
One day. After today.

>> No.16205792

>>16205785
Those wurms sound shit. I'm suing their organization, I'm gonna rebuild my wall and make them pay for it.

>> No.16205793

>>16205727
How will gum solve this?!

>> No.16205794

>>16205777
>Implying her rape meter doesn't reset after she goes to sleep
If you don't struggle too much maybe your home will survive with only a few broken furniture

>>16205785
We don't talk about this one
If it wasn't for government corruption they'd be arrested already

How come they have enough money to covers for all their expenses?

Also, raping and marrying men who insult them is not a proper way to deliver justice, you even have people abusing them to prank their friends

>> No.16205796

>>16205793
With the properties of gum and rubber you can bring the dead to life.

>> No.16205799

>>16205792
Ah, but now you have to face an even more difficult opponent.

The Anti-Wurm Defamation League Lawyer Team!

>And then anon was in court with a tanuki sentai team that are contractually obligated to wear the suits when they do business for the wurms.

>>16205794
Well, you can't disagree with the results.

10/10 wurms who join the Anti-Wurm Defamation League sentai team get married within the year!

>> No.16205803

>>16205794
If a wurm tries to rape you after she sleeps you are clearly triggering wet dreams instead of sweet ones. You need to pat the right spots Anon. Trust me, I have a Ph.D in dragons.

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>>16205796
That's bullshit but I believe it.

>> No.16205809

>>16205799
Well my case is rock solid. Some angry cunts trespassed on my property and trashed my shit. If they drag this out I'll just sue them for the cost of a lawyer aswell

>> No.16205813

>>16205808
Hisoka did it, so can you!

>> No.16205815

>>16205809
Were you disparaging Wurms when they broke in?

They're allowed to do that.

>> No.16205816

>>16205785
>Casually slip a crude joke about wurms and lightbulbs on Twitter while you're waiting for your train
>Suddenly, you're caught between two busty wurms who are uncomfortably close
>One of them hugs you
>"Now, now, Anon. You didn't really mean what you said, did you?"
>The other one licks her fingers while staring you down.
>"You know what'll happen to naughty humans like you, right?"

>> No.16205817

>>16205809
See >>16205794
They probably corrupted the judge and you'll be sentenced to a life sentence of taking responsibility

>>16205815
Look you already have people defending them!

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>>16205783

>> No.16205826

>>16205816
Exactly.
Justice delivered in wurm form.

They're actually running into issues at this point with unmarried members that they've been recruiting lolis.

>>16205817
Don't blame me, blame the laws.

>> No.16205827

>>16205815
Disparaging remarks about wurms are illegal now?

What is this, the Soviet Union? If I really am fighting against the state, then I'll just lie. Wurms are too stupid to remember what they had for breakfast, I'll just convince them they broke into the wrong guy's house.

I mean, the whole jury are wurms and so is the judge. I'll walk out of there with cookies and "sorry" cards written in crayon.

And then I'm moving to somewhere not shit, like an Undead Kingdom

>> No.16205831

>>16203563
It may as well be.

>> No.16205846

>>16205816
This man lost and gained 2 things today
He lost his freedom and virginy
He gained 2 Wurm wives

>>16205826
>Don't blame me, blame the laws.
If it wasn't for the Wurm's mining of precious stones and metal being a cornerstone of the economy the laws wouldn't be that unfair to begin with

>> No.16205849

>>16205827
>with cookies and "sorry" cards written in crayon
>There are people who would STILL speak ill of wurms

They deserve to be persecuted, honestly.

>> No.16205851

>>16205846
Well, if you manage to find a way to replace the income made by wurm mining operations with an equally profitable industry than feel free, then you too can enjoy the special privileges that wurms get.

>> No.16205853

>>16205849
>disrespecting the national food and a wurm's hard work
It took her decades of studying her ABC's to be able to write, if some one deserves punishment it's you.

>> No.16205857

>>16205851
>Wurm
>Operations
Two words that go together like a mild nuclear explosion

>> No.16205859

>>16205820
Do you think it would hurt to cum that much for so long?

>> No.16205862

>>16205857
Say what you will about those girls' book knowledge, when it comes to mining and gem finding, these girls are second to none.

>> No.16205865

>>16205862
Ooohhh
Click-click-click-click-click
Work's on in the mines!

>> No.16205866

>>16205853
Anon I get the feeling we're actually agreeing with each other

>> No.16205874

>>16205826
I can imagine a MILF wurm using a defamer as a sex training dummy for a loli wurm

Twisted, but not beyond the scope of a monstergirl's power in a modern city.

>> No.16205875

>>16205827
>>16205853
>Taking Wurms for idiots
I mean sure, except a very few select things like cooking they don't bother to learn much but why would they need to? If they ever encounter a problem they can just smash it until it solves itself

Also don't underestimate how cunning they can get when a man is on the line, they will carry that justice trial to the end and make sure you are legally bound to marry a Wurm

>> No.16205887

>>16205865
Hey, do you know that they do work under the city at all times and that their mine safety rivals that of Dwarves?

It is an underrepresented skill that wurms posses yet never brag about.

>>16205874
Maybe but they'd only teach the girls the basics by letting them watch, wurms are quite careful about making sure that loli-wurms first times are spent with their husbands.

>> No.16205889

>>16205887
> their mine safety rivals that of Dwarves?
Wurm-poop is like concrete, gotcha.

>> No.16205890

>>16203850
Good thing I'm a chameleon

>> No.16205891

>>16205820
That vid is only 27 years long.

>> No.16205898

>>16205891
ssshh

>> No.16205899

>>16205891
>He actually did the math

Go marry a Gremlin or something you nerd

>> No.16205903

>>16205859
I don't know he looks like he's enjoying himself

>> No.16205904

>>16205866
Oh, I took your greenwords to be derisive.

>>16205875
But wurms are idiots. Exceedingly simple with horrendously low intelligence.

Wurms are literally retarded.

>>16205862
>when it comes to mining and gem finding, these girls are second to none.
What do wurms know about minerals? All they do is spend all day demolishing them as they tunnel under ground. They may stop to look at a shiny, but their attention span is so feeble they would be luck to remember to bring it to their husband as a pretty gift. to study and identify precious metals is far beyond their capacity.

>> No.16205906

>>16205890
I've noticed people don't recognize me with nearly the efficiency they claim they do.

>> No.16205913

Reminder: It is highly insensitive to say we should teach monstergirls "not to rape". Their instincts, and culture compel them to spread a very unique, physical expression of love. Any perceived crime is, at its worst (and only in the rare event that a human is physically injured), assault. Please stop persecuting these poor, innocent girls.

>> No.16205922

>>16205904
As I said, don't understand Wurms when a man (or in this instance their husband) is on the line
Not only will she remember to brig the shiny stones to him, she will also spend a week learning about all the precious minerals she can find for him

>>16205913
Amen.
This should be taught in schools

>> No.16205926

>>16204337
>four way buttjob
Oh god. Even after being mailed by all of them I probably wouldn't last a minute and I'm not even into the smug squad that much

>> No.16205935

It would be interesting to see how human male rock bands would be picked apart after their set was done by the various monster girls in attendance.

>> No.16205939

>>16205935
Not when we have Eddie Riggs -tier roadies around.

>> No.16205940

>>16205939
>Implying even the roadies would be spared.

>> No.16205946

>>16205940
Clearly you don't know what a stand up guy Eddie is.

>> No.16205951

>>16205922
>Not only will she remember to brig the shiny stones to him, she will also spend a week learning about all the precious minerals she can find for him
Hahaha, their love for their husband isn't some kind of shonen friendship powerup. You would be lucky if she remembered to bring similar shinies to him.

Wurms have worse than slime tier intelligence. At least the slime profile states that despite their simple thoughts they are intelligent enough to speak. Wurms don't even get that much

>> No.16205952

>>16205946
Even poor eddie would succumb after so much venom.

>> No.16205960

>>16205952
The joke's on you, he's already an Incubus!

>> No.16205971

>>16205960
Then wouldn't he willingly throw his guys to the metaphorical (and maybe literal) wolves?

>> No.16205973

>>16205906
It's mostly people boogeymanning. KDF is recognizable if only because he talks about his waifu and daughter all the time.

>> No.16205978

>>16205971
Nope, he'd keep the rock going throughout the ages.
And my waifu would totally help him. And I guess I would too, not that I could actually do much.

>> No.16205993

>>16205951
First of all, it is clearly said that ALL monster girls are capable of speech no matter their intelligence

Second their love can be like a shonen powerup, I'm not saying she is getting a Ph.D right after marrying him but with a lot of love, support and time she will be able to learn the full skillset to become a perfect wife this includes but is not limited to: Finding precious stones to bring money home, cooking varied and healthy meals, cleaning all kind of different surfaces and clothes, basic education to teach her children, etc...

If you think for one second that a Wurm is nothing but a bundle of mindless rape you are right but if you think that they can't overcome their nature for the sake of love you are dead wrong

>> No.16205999

>>16204537
>Automaton
>Good
Nigga, they're top fucking tier+++.

>> No.16206001
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16206001

I want to be chased by a Redcap nee-san!

>> No.16206003

>>16205993
>Second their love can be like a shonen powerup, I'm not saying she is getting a Ph.D right after marrying him but with a lot of love, support and time she will be able to learn the full skillset to become a perfect wife this includes but is not limited to: Finding precious stones to bring money home, cooking varied and healthy meals, cleaning all kind of different surfaces and clothes, basic education to teach her children, etc...
>If you think for one second that a Wurm is nothing but a bundle of mindless rape you are right but if you think that they can't overcome their nature for the sake of love you are dead wrong
>Look at all this shit I'm pulling out of my ass
Just be sure to bathe your wurm you wouldn't want her slipping under the water

>> No.16206004

>>16205973
The only one I can recognize outside of KDF and sometimes Alp is that Salamander dude in the morning.

>> No.16206010

>>16206001
Me too.

>> No.16206011

>>16206001
I wanna grope Redcap neesan's chest!

>> No.16206012

>>16206001
I wouldn't mind getting stalked and roughly raped by her. Too bad she would go white.

>> No.16206015
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>>16206001
I wanna give her a haircut.

>> No.16206016

>>16206004
>Salamander dude in the morning.
Explain, please.

>> No.16206019

>>16206004
I know that passive-aggressive shitheel always complaining about writing, too

>> No.16206023

>>16206016
There's this bloke with a metalhead Salamander for a waifu, likes to exercise with her.
Nobody of importance, I assure you.

>> No.16206026

>>16206015
I wanna grope that elf's rear and chest while asking if they are natural.

>> No.16206028

>>16206019
Anon, you say that but you're just as recognizable.

>> No.16206029

>>16206023
>>16206016
Yep. There is this one guy that's very easy to recognize even if he's not posting about his waifu.

>> No.16206033

>>16206001
Redcap nee-sans must be a thing, they are probably extra rare since they'd be a mutation though
Actually you can say that for any loli-only species except maybe Baphomets

>>16206003
The only canon argument I have is that mindless Zombies can become sophisticated Wight with enough sex, so what is to say that a Wurm can't get smarter with enough sex?
I don't like this argument because you can't really compare a low level monster like a Zombie and a high level one like Wurm

Whatever the case is, I choose to believe in the power of love

>> No.16206034

>>16206028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw&t=63s

The lies you tell.

>> No.16206036

>>16206023
I know the guy, I was just narrowing down between the two salamander people here.

>> No.16206044

>>16206036
There's two?

>> No.16206045

>>16206036
There are two? Who is the other one?

>> No.16206048

>>16206036
Wait, who's the other salamander guy?

>> No.16206049
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>>16205951
>their love for their husband isn't some kind of shonen friendship powerup
>Posted in a setting where a succubus turned God-tier through a monogamous relationship with her husband and rewrote reality to her whim

>> No.16206051

>>16206033
>If a zombie has a progression from zombie to wight then a wurm must get smarter
What kind of assumption is that?

>> No.16206052

>>16206049
>Oni
>Drinking actual hops-made beer
>Not Sake
Probably a fucking Irishwoman.

>> No.16206053

>>16206044
>>16206045
>>16206048
Oh look it's the three stooges.

>> No.16206055

>>16206049
Wrong order bub. Succubus turned god-tier and then god sent a holy hitman who defected

>> No.16206059

>>16206044
>>16206045
>>16206048
That guy that posts either that badly drawn salamander with the flag or a black color edit.

>> No.16206062

I want to romance an oppai loli salamander!

>> No.16206079

>>16206055
It doesn't say in which order it happened, unless there's something I missed. If the list of coincidences is in chronological order, then she met her husband before or just as the monsters lent her their strength for her to become Demon Lord. In that case her husband was most likely sent to kill the previous Demon Lord, not her.

>> No.16206083

>>16205775
Ganbatte is overrated.

>> No.16206089

>>16206012
>Loving and caring when she's white as expected from onee-sans
>Will violently rape you when she turns red

What more could you want?

>> No.16206091

>>16206089
Mostly rape. Just caring a bit here and there.

>> No.16206095

>>16205603
Her name is Mantis, and yes she has antennae, but I'd hardly call an alien empath a "mantis girl".

>> No.16206096

>>16206079
>The exact order of events that brought the Demon Lord and her husband together is somewhat unclear in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia books. At any rate, after the defeat of the former Demon Lord, in a very unusual turn of events the remaining monsters (who were expected to largely cannibalize each other once robbed of their foul leader) instead rapidly acclaimed a new Demon Lord, a succubus. One of the Chief God's heroes - who would generally be expected to deal with this development by lopping her head off - had been nurturing in his heart "doubts about why humans and monsters must continue to fight". On meeting the new Demon Lord, he stuck her with his pork sword rather than his steel one and they ended up married.

It goes Previous DL dies > Succubus takes power >Monsters hold her up as their new DL > Monsters monsterize? > Hero who is a race traitor is sent to deal with the new DL > Fucks her instead > They fuck for a bit, reinforcing her DL powers enough so that when God came down, they grabbed her by the pussy.

>then she met her husband before or just as the monsters lent her their strength for her to become Demon Lord. In that case her husband was most likely sent to kill the previous Demon Lord, not her.
Wrong.

>> No.16206103

>>16206091
Nothing raging mushrooms can't solve. Dunno what will happen if you feed one to a Redcap in rape mode.

>> No.16206104
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16206104

I am ready for many snuggles and ruined sweaters with my raiju!

>> No.16206107

>>16206104
I started wearing a wool sweater for the first time this winter and I'm getting zapped by every door handle.

>> No.16206108

>>16206096
>Wrong.

That's why I said "unless I missed something" at the start. The details are scattered all over the place in the wiki, and it's been too long since I've read about the matter.

What page is this in? Can't find it in the Demon Lord page.

>> No.16206110

>>16206103
Or maybe stabbing her with her sword and getting some sweet red revenge. Yeah, I think I'm good with Bigcaps.

>> No.16206114

>>16206104
That's a pretty nice Raiju, would hug and ahegao.

>> No.16206115

>>16206104
I always forget that Raijus have a fluffy blue mane

I want to have the most depraved of sex in the bathroom at the family Christmas gathering with innocent kids running and both our families who still think we are just dating and nothing else

>> No.16206118

>>16206104
I'm getting a feeling she'd overload the Christmas lights of an entire neighborhood.

>>16206107
Haven't wore one since 2014. The last 2 winter weren't cold enough for me to wear it. Maybe this year it will.

>> No.16206120

>>16206104
Headpats to recharge.

>> No.16206121

>>16206108
Doesn't take much searching, follow the link in the DL's page to the DLs husband.

>> No.16206125 [DELETED] 

>>16206120
Fuck off.

>> No.16206130

>>16206104
thunderbirds > raiju

>> No.16206134

>>16206125
>He doesn't like headpats
But they've been recharging Kikis and Raijus since the dawn of time.

>> No.16206135

>>16206125
Easiest (you)'s to date.

>> No.16206137

>>16206049
love truly conquers all praise eros

>> No.16206140

>>16206104
That's a very cute Raiju.

>> No.16206149

>>16205926
Asses like those are something men should strive towards anon.

>> No.16206179

>>16206130
I'd say Thunderbird is objectively better because she is much less extreme than Raiju in the way she uses her electricity to improve sex
But we all know this thread hates birds, so Thunderbird gets ignored along all the other harpies while Raiju and the beast-type girls shine

>> No.16206187

>>16205636
Khornate Wurms when?

>> No.16206191

>>16206187
What do they want? Milk for the cookies?

>> No.16206195
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16206195

Walking in the winter wonderland~

>> No.16206203

>>16206195
>wonderland
TRIGGERED

>> No.16206209

>>16206203
Does Wonderland has its own Christmas celebrations?

>> No.16206212

>>16206209
Yes, during Midsummer.

>> No.16206215

>>16206195
Wonderland is so crazy I bet their snow is a potent aphrodisiac and/or hallucinogen

Also this >>16206212

>> No.16206223

>>16206215
Wonderland has aphrodisiac rain as shown in that KC doujin. It wouldn't be far fetched to think their snow also would contain stuff like that.

>> No.16206229

>>16206223
I heard that if you make a snowman it becomes a snowoman and rapes you.

>> No.16206253
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>>16199100
Is the preference of monsters varied on an individual basis, or do certain species prefer certain kind of husbands?

We know Baphomet prefer husbands they can call Onii-chan, but what about other species?

>> No.16206255

>>16206253
I think Mommy Sneks want tough guys for maximum alpha genes.

>> No.16206257

I love winter, coldblooded waifus spend all day cuddling with their hubbies to keep warm.

>> No.16206263
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>>16206257
I love winter because the air feels better in my lungs.

>> No.16206264

>>16206253
Echidnas want powerful men.

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>>16206195

>> No.16206268

>>16206253
Strong monsters have a preference for strong men, but if you love them too much they give in.

>> No.16206270

>>16206253
Kikis iirc want a non-NEET masta

>> No.16206272

>>16206268
>Strong monsters have a preference for strong men
Not true, just a couple of species.

>> No.16206274

>>16206229
>KC's next profile is Wonderland Snowman
>You have to build her yourself
>Depending on how you build her she gets different fetishes
>They heavily rely on spirit energy to maintain their form, without daily sex they'd melt and you'd have to come back to life
>Alices often build some and cause snow weather to get even more dangerous than usual
>If a Snowman tried to rape you the best way to save yourself is to push them and make them lose mass
>A Snowman with low mass is a harmless loli
>On the other hand if an Alice (or a man) builds a huge Snowman only a highly trained human would be able to overpower her

This could actually be a thing

>> No.16206285

>>16206253
Akaname prefers licking fatigued or unhygienic men. They taste better according to them.

On the other hand you get Alraunes who would take any men that got lured by the sweet smell of their nectar.

>> No.16206289

>>16206272
That's what I meant to say.
Things like Baphos, most Lizards and Echidnas like strong boys.

>> No.16206293

>>16206274
Snow golems! Snow harpies.

>> No.16206296
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Lazy Mofu!

>> No.16206298

>>16206293
Snowballs

>> No.16206302

>>16206296
That's redundant.

>> No.16206304

>>16206298
You just gave me a great idea.

Cumballs and throwing them at MGs

>> No.16206305

>>16206274
Well...the heartwarming short "The Snowman" would be...different.

>> No.16206317

>>16206253
I really don't know how to answer this
Looking at the books and profile nothing is clear

The safe answer would be to say when a profile say the species have a preference then they nearly always go for that kind of man with very few exceptions, if they don't they have varied preferences on individual basis

>>16206257
The other way around great too, when you have a nice hot waifu like a White Horn or a Hellhound to cuddles with and keep you warm

>>16206296
I don't like lazy girls
Unless we can be lazy together

>> No.16206355

for those select few who care, the DnD story is on semi hiatus for now. Finals are coming up and in retrospect I picked probably the worst time I possibly could have to try a larger scale story.

>> No.16206356
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>>16206355
DnD story?

>> No.16206365

>>16206296
she better be wearing something underneath that sweater

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>>16206195

My Ran-sama-induced orgasms are always more potent than my others. They make me exhausted and I don't have any strength left. The only explanation is that she is siphoning spiritual energy from my faps.

>> No.16206401

>>16206391
I think she'd eating too much spiritual energy if you know what I mean.

>> No.16206402

>>16206356
Chubby holsts are best holsts.

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>>16206229
Is this how people end up with Glacie waifus?

>> No.16206414

>>16206356
If he's who I think it is, it's a story about an anon playing DnD with a monstergirl party.

>> No.16206432

>>16206406
Those are yandere eyes if I've ever seen them
I'm feeling motivated!

>> No.16206442

>>16206414
What a harrowing experience.

>> No.16206447
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16206447

>Odd raiju saves her body [read:never masturbating] and save it all for the time she meets her fated anon
>all electric stuff explodes that night in anon house

>> No.16206455

>>16206447
She better have been saving up her wallet too

>> No.16206458

>>16206270
Normally, yes.
They're not averse to a fixer-upper. The difference is that a Kikimora with a guy already making it on his own will usually be a more demure, quiet and servile maid, whereas the maid of a NEET will be more hands on and controlling. She'll decide when you sleep and when you get up, what you eat, etc.

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>>16206432
Motivated, you say?

>> No.16206471
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>>16206195
Don't leave your fox outside in the snow for too long

>> No.16206481

>>16206471
But if I leave her outside, she'll have to get extra fluffy to stay warm. Give her a week and she'll come back more mofu than ever!

>> No.16206483

>>16206447
Sounds like another retconned origin story for Electro.

>> No.16206486

>>16206463
Fem Dante would be a beast in bed.

>> No.16206493

>>16206463
>0 reaction when showing her tits
Gross.

>> No.16206498

>>16206493
I bet a lich would do the same.

>> No.16206499

>>16206493
No time to react when there's fighting to be done.

>> No.16206503

>>16206493
Only weaklings and fools would be ashamed to display their bodies.

>> No.16206521

>>16206493
Vergil-chan would only show a reaction when she's sure nobody else is looking.

Kinda like the normal Vergil.

>> No.16206525
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>>16206498
Liches are already exposed, though. They wear a cape and tombstone. Can't be embarrassed about exposing something that you never hid to begin with.

>> No.16206530

>>16206493
I find that hot, but then I like Liches and imagine they'd react with the same blank stare if someone ripped off their top.

The only thing better than the "so what?" reaction to forced disrobing is a slow, confident grin.

>> No.16206532

>>16206503
Then there would be pride. Smugness. No reaction is kind of
>I was raped as a child and now I care so little I'll let a hit's bodyguards gangbang me if it means I get close enough to assassinate a dude and fulfill a contract.
There's something about a girl who doesn't value her body that's a huge turnoff.

>> No.16206535

>>16206463
>You will never have a threesome with a female version of Dante and Virgil
Life sucks.

>> No.16206539

>>16206525
Maybe some Liches have varying levels of miniscule cloth coverage for their bodies.

>> No.16206545

>>16206535
Let's see you get an SSS score with these two then!

>> No.16206546

>>16206535
There's actually smut of that.

>> No.16206547

>>16206521
Virgil-chan is for tender loving in Private.

>> No.16206549

>>16206532
>>I was raped as a child and now I care so little I'll let a hit's bodyguards gangbang me if it means I get close enough to assassinate a dude and fulfill a contract.
That's pretty specific, you sure you're not projecting your shitty fetish?

>> No.16206556

>>16206549
The "Dead inside Honey-pot assassin" was the only relevant trope to immediately come to mind.

>> No.16206558

>>16206545
Wouldn't it be a XXX score?

>> No.16206603

>>16206558
Not stylish enough.

>> No.16206604

I would imagine Liches would wear some kind of robe when in public.

>> No.16206607

>>16206498
>>16206525
A lich wouldn't leave her lab so it's a moot point. If one of her zombie experiments tripped and disrobes her, the only people there are her undead minions/family and her husband. In which case yeah, whatever.

>> No.16206612

>>16206604
They don't go out.

>> No.16206618

>>16206532
>There's something about a girl who doesn't value her body that's a huge turnoff.
Something like "If she doesn't value her body, why should I?"?

>>16206546
Links or bullshit.

>> No.16206624

>>16206612
Well they have to get supplies somehow.

>>16206618
http://pastebin.com/TKzQEs1N

>> No.16206643

I just want the dark mage profile so I can live out my witchcraft works fantasies in MGE land.

>> No.16206647

>>16206624
That's what the servants and helpers are for.

>You will never work under a Lich, going out to grab ingredients and selling her potions

>> No.16206653

>>16206647
I want to grope my Lich boss' butt while she makes potion.

>> No.16206658

>>16206653
I want to flirt with the customers and have Lichy boss scold me.

>> No.16206661

>>16206647
Also being used as a test subject.

>>16206653
Don't do that. She's busy.

>> No.16206666

>>16206618
Yeah, kind of. Like if your body is worthless to you, then why should I care about it? It just becomes meat.

I've typed this post out like five times, and deleted it because I just can't find the words to accurately describe why it's such a huge turnoff to me.

>> No.16206668

>>16206658
anon you're asking for an extended testing period in the soundproofed chamber if you do that

>> No.16206673

>>16206643
You can have that already
Don't you want to become a Witch's onii-chan and craft all kind of lewd potions to have sex with her?
You could even get yourself a Familiar to cast even more powerful spells like "Tera Tentacles"!

The Sabbath is a joke as a magic institution, even I would rather hang out with a Dark Mage than a Witch

>> No.16206674

>>16206661
I'm gonna do it.

That butt is getting touched.

>> No.16206684

>>16206658
I want to buy her hathor milk as a treat only to have it get mixed in with the rest of her ingredients!

>> No.16206687

>>16206673
I'd be a Witch's Otouto, and learn magic while cudding her big ara ara familiar.

>> No.16206692
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>>16206658
>Lichy boss scold me
More like get intensely jealous.

>> No.16206699

>>16206624
>virgil acting cutesy
I didn't fucking come to her because i wanted that i came to her so she could retain a smug expression and talk down to me the whole time

>> No.16206701

>>16206668
>>16206692
Well, she better get the hint that I'm not really into liches, that's why I'm hitting on her customers. I wouldn't resist if she gets sad though.

>> No.16206710

>>16206701
>not liking liches
>deciding to work for one
but why?

>> No.16206711

>>16206687
I agree with being an otouto but I think you need a flat familiar to compensate with how stacked your witch onee-chan would be
That is unless you want to be smothered in breasts and softness

>> No.16206713

>>16203404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g

>A Schizo being loyal

>> No.16206720

>>16206692
>Flirt with various customers in Lich's store.
>She silently glares at you during your shift.
>After closing she grabs your arm and injects a potion into you.
>Your body starts burning up with lust as she drags you to her room and shoves you on to her bed.
>You can't even resist someone as physically weak as her as she pins you down and rides you.
>She mutters things like "You're mine" and "Only look that way at me" while her plump ass smacks against your legs.
>The next morning, the customer you flirted with asks "did it work?" and then high fives you when you tell her it did.
Liches are cute!

>> No.16206722

>>16206711
I would enjoy busty familiars and Dark Mages.

Soft oneesans would be the best.

>> No.16206723

>>16206711
>That is unless you want to be smothered in breasts and softness
Yes. Yes I do.
>Sit in big familiar's lap with her breasts on your head while you read up on magical tomes
>Fall asleep on her, wake up cuddled on both sides by a pouting witch clinging to you in her sleep and a smug familiar, awake and amused

>> No.16206728

>>16206713
Please get that dead meme outta here.
And Schizo =/= Multiple Personalities. Schizophrenics hear voices in their heads.

>> No.16206730

>>16206674
She's got a huge shipment to put out. She does not need some young breather putting his hands where they don't belong.

>> No.16206738

>>16206710
Because I like them as just buddies.

>> No.16206740

>>16206720
That Liches womb must now be warmer than any other part of her cool body.

>> No.16206741

>>16206525
My headcanon is that they're not outright exposing anything that would get you banned on a blue board, but the robe is constantly on the verge of wardrobe malfunction.

>> No.16206742

>>16206728
>A meme, dead
What is dead may never die

>> No.16206747

>>16206722
>>16206723
How are you guys going to learn magic with that much breasts and hips around you?
I bet you'd spend most of your days having sex and cuddling

>> No.16206758

>>16206747
Magic will come in time. When you have magic and mamono mana making your lifespan strong, sex and cuddling is all you need. Maybe you'll find a moment to study an old tome.

>> No.16206759

>>16206730
>breather
She's going to get a thumb up her ass if she starts saying things like that.

I don't insult her for being a nerdy corpse that refuses to leave her lair.

>> No.16206764

>>16206738
you are a man of eccentric tastes I'll give you that

>> No.16206771

>>16206673
witches are flat only for now. I mean like one of the few monsters that have no real variation in body type.

>> No.16206777

>>16206747
Easy.
I ask the to of them to figure out if a bigger bust or a bigger rear would be more towards my liking.

That way I can study magic while they argue over that.

Now I just need to hope they don't figure out that "Why not both?" is the correct answer.

>> No.16206778

>>16206764
There are many monsters who I would consider only being friends with. Getting a bit touchy-touchy sometimes, but nothing more than that.

>> No.16206783

>>16206759
But breathing is for suckers.

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>>16206455
Yes she did

>>16206483
may i ask....how

>> No.16206788

>>16206783
Breathing is good.

>> No.16206795

>>16206785
Well if the guy can get superpowers from falling in a tank full of electric eels, why not a Raiju?

>> No.16206798

>>16206788
It's holding you back, like eating and sleeping.

>> No.16206800
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16206800

>> No.16206804

>>16206800
go on.........

>> No.16206806

>>16206800
It's only near the end of the year of the monkey that the Kakuen gets some art.

>> No.16206807

>>16206798
But I like all of those things.

Especially sleeping.

>> No.16206810

>>16206800
Monkey is ugly and worst girl.

>> No.16206813

What is your waifu's favorite food?
Something fancy or something simple? Would she think that you cook it the best? Vegetables or some meat? Your "meat"?

>> No.16206814

>>16206800
10/10 would monkey around with. Kakuens are great girls.

>> No.16206815

>>16206810
If you keep saying that then she'll eat a bunch and become a chunky monkey.

>> No.16206818

>>16206807
They're wastes of time and money.

>> No.16206832

You know who'd actually be scarier than some shitty non-loli Baphomet? Belias, the Gigas.

>> No.16206834

>>16206800
I want to fuck that monkey.

>> No.16206840

>>16206813
Rabbit stew, fish, and rice.

>> No.16206842

>>16206818
I'm fine with that.

Better than being an unfeeling corpse that can barely enjoy life.

>> No.16206843

>>16206813
Soup, rustic broth, the vegetables cut with a sword, mutton and other kinds of shitty meat.

>> No.16206848

>>16206832
Gigas? From 12beast?

>> No.16206852

>>16206813
Honestly, she enjoys whatever I make. Due to her job she finds it difficult to make time to make full meals for herself, so when she comes home to a table full of food, she gets incredibly happy. she definitely has a preference for meat based dishes, though

>> No.16206856

>>16206463
>>16206535
Does anyone remember those old greentexts?

Or better yet, have caps?

>> No.16206857

>>16206771
The Dark Mage profile actually references the Baphomet profile so they're most likely just non-loli Witches who aren't obsessed with the Sabbath

>>16206777
Genius plan

>Spoiler
Then ask which should they use first to please you and the argument will rage on

>>16206800
Monkeys are for anal while pulling on their tail

>> No.16206863

>>16206856
They were binned write here >>16206624

>> No.16206864

>>16206842
That's rude. She enjoys life plenty.

>> No.16206867

>>16206800
I want her to sit on my face!

>> No.16206868

>>16206857
True, that would by me study time, although I may come in one day to find the familiar sporting an overly large posterior while her master has a bust that exceeds the average holst.

>> No.16206871

>>16206848
God-Stone Bearer, with me do treat.

>> No.16206876

>>16206871
You lost me.

>> No.16206880

>>16206813
My mind.

She very rarely ate actual food and when she did it was raw sea food, I'm never letting her go back to that.

>> No.16206883

>>16206864
Well she doesn't show it.

>> No.16206888
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Any one else here into moo-snuu?

>> No.16206899
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>>16206888
I don't like Crabmans cows, sorry.

>> No.16206901

>>16206883
She enjoys it on the inside.

>> No.16206904

>>16206901
But I want her to enjoy it on the outside.

At most in private.

>> No.16206913

>>16206904
That's not what a Lich is good at.

>> No.16206916

I want to be kidnapped in a bar one night and be taken by some Onis back to their frat house to be used as a cum dispenser!

>> No.16206921

>>16205606
That ending was obvious from a mile away.

>> No.16206926

>>16206916
I want the strongfat P'Orcs at Orc house to drug me and take me back so I can be their boy toy and explain to them why this 'Dungeons and Dragons' thing is so popular.

>> No.16206927

>>16206913
Then I'll teach her how to be good at it.

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>>16206916
replace onis with minotaurs, frat house with barn, and cum dispenser as breeding stud, otherwise pic related

>> No.16206938

>>16206926
Ha! Those nerdy P'Orcs!

I bet their house gets pranked by the Jock Onis a lot.

>> No.16206947

On Nurarihyon

They're the "masters of the night", and leaders of the Hyakki Yagyo, a parade of youkai that drag along everyone they encounter.
They will one day just show up in your house and act like they own the place, and their bottomless charisma will make you not question this, and simply accept them as your new companion.
They act quite un-monsterlike during the day, and enjoy drinking tea. During the night however, they will tempt men, and show them unimaginable pleasures. With just a fingertip, they can make a man reach climax, and being engulfed by their vaginas will dash one's mind to pieces.
Even after the night has passed, one will not be able to stop thinking about the pleasures of the preceding night, but the Nurarihyon will be acting as usual, and even if you cannot wait for the next night to come, you will have to be patient, since the Nurarihyon don't much care for sex during daytime, and unless you absolutely cannot bear it and desire it from the bottom of your heart, they won't go along with it even if you request them to.
The incredible charm and charisma of a Nurarihyon, that lets them lead a procession of 100 youkai, and charm bystanders into joining the festivities, will also carry over to her husband, and he will be able to conquer anyone and anything he desires. Any girls that catch his interest, he will be able to make his, like a samurai taking concubines. But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.

>> No.16206948

>>16206800
Gonna spank the monkey

>> No.16206951

>>16206938
It's give and take, the onis are stronger but the P'Orcs have numbers on their side, along with a still respectable strength.

>> No.16206953
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16206953

>>16206899
ahh, but your pic says you may partake of moo-snu?

>> No.16206954

Mimics with strange fetishes

>Ahh to keep such useless and cheap items inside me...
>Im no more than your worthless junk drawer

>> No.16206958

>>16206951
The P'Orcs would be better cuddlers though, they have more meat than the onis.

>> No.16206965

>>16206947
More or less within expectations. The harem stuffs pretty lame, though.

>> No.16206973

>>16206965
youre lame

>> No.16206975

>>16206947
She's really powerful. I don't like the harem stuff.

>> No.16206988
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16206988

>>16206947
Well that's kinda a letdown of a profile, assuming that's the real deal.

>> No.16206993

>>16206951
>TFW no Demon Boar based Orc who's strongfat as the most swole Oni when she's a bachelorette but becomes deliciously plump and waifish after marriage

>> No.16206994

>>16206988
Just a rough summary but there's a bit more in there. Just too blurry for me to want to deal with.

>> No.16207000

>>16206947
>Any girls that catch his interest, he will be able to make his, like a samurai taking concubines. But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.
This appeals to me greatly. Time to build a zipangu harem with one of every girl and two nekomata sisters.

>> No.16207003

>>16205606
I want more monster stuff with light horror elements.

>> No.16207004

>>16206993
Mmmmmm, I'd rather keep her strongfat as a wife.

Heck, I'd help her become even more strongfat when she's my wife!

>> No.16207010
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>>16206888
Yes

>>16206947
The first part is nice, the harem part is garbage.

>> No.16207011

>>16207000
Don't be greedy. Leave some Zip girls for the other anons.

>> No.16207015

>>16207010
is extra creamy strawberry with a side of femdom an option?

>> No.16207018

>>16207011
One of every girl in each race, there's plenty more running around.

>> No.16207019

>>16207000
>>16207011
Harems have a hard cap in MGE anyway, after a certain point you just won't be able to handle that many girls at once.

>> No.16207022

>>16207018
But some are rare.

>> No.16207026

>>16206947
>The incredible charm and charisma of a Nurarihyon, that lets them lead a procession of 100 youkai, and charm bystanders into joining the festivities, will also carry over to her husband, and he will be able to conquer anyone and anything he desires. Any girls that catch his interest, he will be able to make his, like a samurai taking concubines. But of course, the Nurarihyon will forever be his one greatest love.
KAYCEEEEEEE

>> No.16207027

>>16206947
They're very powerful and OP so I expect them to be ultra rare.

Which is good, we don't need too many haremshits in Zipangu.

>> No.16207030

>>16207010
Very tall muscle cows with nice milk tanks > short fat cows

I want a cow with vanilla milk!

>> No.16207033

>>16206947
So they will cuck themselves?

Fucking KC.

>> No.16207038

>>16206947
I like the festival part. Imagine Nurariarieair goin to the fun palace. Oh man it would destroy the world.

>and their bottomless charisma will make you not question this
>Implying bottomless charisma can beat bottomless rage

Also, Nerariairai with Bicorn.

>> No.16207041

>>16206965
>>16206975
>>16207010
>>16207026
>>16207027
>>16207033
when did this thread get such shit taste

>> No.16207042

>>16206947
>>16207033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-QpfLV8dQw

>Parade

>> No.16207043

>>16206947
Imagine the charm not working on an irritable Scotsman.
>"Who tae fack are ye? Oh ye live here do ye? Dinnae realize yer name was ona lease, fack off ya slag!"

>> No.16207044

>>16207022
If I really had to limit it, Karakasa-Obake, Oomukade, two Nekomatas and a red Oni would be the optimal harem to go with a smoke hobo.

Only rare-ish thing in there is the centipede I think.

>> No.16207046

>>16207041
Harems were always pleb taste.

>> No.16207049
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16207049

>> No.16207056

>>16207041
Anon, it's always been shit.

>> No.16207069

>>16207046
sure anon
sure

>> No.16207070

>>16207049
Ah the Elf. The universes smug rape magnets
>Tfw know exactly where this is from

>> No.16207074

>>16206947
Kind of sad that he made things complicated with "Hyakki Yagyo" instead of straight up saying along the lines of:
>They are revered as the absolute yokai and every monster in Zipangu respect and admire them for it
But that's just the power-slut in me talking

>They don't want sex during the day but make you completely addicted to their bodies
This is hot in a terrible way, I can already see how miserable I'd feel begging her to at least poke my dick while I furiously masturbates and her just playfully saying that she would never do such a perverted thing

>They grant their charm powers to their husband
Very interesting, I wouldn't have guessed that
I'm glad that she got such a defining power
I'm not going to focus on the harem part since I'm not too interested in that, think of all the other applications this can have
You can just charisma your way through everything, life must be such an adventure with this power
If you want to go have sex in the emperor's palace you can, hell I'm sure you could even throw him out and live there
If you want to go visit the desert you can just breeze your way through without issue, maybe even get a Pharaoh and an Apophis to share a tea with you and discuss their kindgom matter peacefully
If you wanted to be a bit risky about it you could also infiltrate the Order's most secured city and go hang out with their leader, maybe even hook him up with a Ushi-Oni or something

I can safely say she is a top tier girl but to what extent I'll have to think about her powers more to decide, her full profile will also help with my judgement

>> No.16207077

>>16207049
Those Elves are mean. They'll make me upset if they don't stop. But I guess it's not their fault. Constant sexualisation of their proud and noble race has made them like this.

>> No.16207079

>>16207041
Harems and cuckqueans have always and will always be shit tier.

>> No.16207085

>>16207079
behold the man with no taste.

>> No.16207091

>>16207030
dont worry anon, plenty of herds out there, you'll find the right one, or wear red and she'll find you

>> No.16207092

>>16204578
Welp, looks like I need to scrap smoke bum off top tier.

Though it does entirely rely on what the husband chooses to do, having that precedent there in her profile sullies her.

Farewell Smoke cuck. I barely knew you.

>> No.16207093

>>16206947
>Nurarihyon shows up in Anon's house
>Ready to smash that delicious anon dick
>Little does the bitch know that Anon has a Kiki
>Kiki beats the shit out of the bum whore

>> No.16207094

>>16207085
no u

>> No.16207095

>>16207079
You're right about harems.

>> No.16207096

>>16207041
I'd bet good money at least a few of those are samefagging.

>> No.16207107

>>16207096
Or maybe a lot of people don't like haremshit, or a girl who's basically Bicorn-tier in terms of trying to get her husband to fuck other girls.
What a shocker.

>> No.16207108

>>16207095
>Cucks aren't shit either
Dude. She doesn't even love you enough to want you to herself.

>> No.16207112

>>16207096
>I-It's a samefag
Or maybe this many people don't like nip bicorn

>> No.16207115

>>16207091
>wear red

You see. You think that sounds like a good idea. But imagine being put in the middle of a free range cow field with a red cape. Will you seriously enjoy the visits to the hospital in which they'll have to fix your shattered pelvis?

>> No.16207117

>Have a Nurarihyon and a Bicorn waifu
>The harem power is too strong so it even beats your good old manono mana chain
>Make a harem out of Anons waifus
>Fuck all of them at the same time with doppel potion

Finally, my dream can become true.

>> No.16207121

>>16207115
Stupidest question ever, the things I'd want a herd to do to me is lewder than you can imagine.......probably

>> No.16207125

>>16207041
t. 16 yo

>> No.16207128

>>16207108
I only like forced cuckqueaning. Where she has no say in the matter. Like that one doujin withe the teacher and the long tongued girl.

>> No.16207137

>Very brief translation of how her ability to conquer anyone and anything rubs off onto you
>Being able to build yourself a harem is used as an example of what you'd be able to do with this ability

Not only is this too early to judge her, the bit of information we received doesn't say anything about her wanting you to build a harem just that she is ok with it
And remember that KC even said that Shirohebis are ok being in a harem so that doesn't mean anything

>> No.16207141

>>16207128
I do have a thing for my waifu being forced to watch me getting raped

>> No.16207146

>>16207015
Easy going girls and femdom are a weird combo which would make it work really work really well.

>> No.16207148

>>16207121
Do inform me of these lewd things.

>> No.16207153

>>16207107
I find that hard to beleive since harems are built right into the setting as a thing that happens. Like I can understand not wanting one but can't imagine several people stupid enough to shit on them when one of the first stories is about a guy fucking seven different corrupted humans.

>> No.16207156

>>16207137
>And remember that KC even said that Shirohebis are ok being in a harem
I'm glad he's dead.

>> No.16207158
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16207158

>All of this shit right now
Let's talk about something less shit.

What kind of adventures would you go on with your waifu?

>> No.16207159

>>16207153
First day here?

Most people dislike bicorns as well.

>find that hard to beleive since harems are built right into the setting as a thing that happens
Having pets turned into furries happens as well and you don't see it mentioned here normally.

>> No.16207162

>>16207137
>And remember that KC even said that Shirohebis are ok being in a harem
Don't remind me.

I already said once that he shouldn't try to please everyone with the profiles, and since there are so many girls each of them should focus on an especific group of people.

>> No.16207163

>>16207158
Anything Indiana Jones like

>> No.16207164

>>16207158
The adventure to find the best hot chocolate in the world

Spoiler: it's made with her breast milk

>> No.16207165

>>16207153
>as a thing that happens
Well yes. Only if you want them. They're by no means mandatory.
And people are still free to call out shit taste.

>> No.16207168

>>16207162
I think the issue with that is that in-universe you don't get to pick which monster girl you end up with.

>> No.16207170

>>16207148
I want them to hold me down, cover me head to toe in a steak dry rub, plop a little A1 on me, methodically lick it off, and I mean methodically, slowly, not missing a single grain, then each member of the herd taking turns putting me in the amazon position and not stopping untill they've satisfied themselves. shall I continue?

>> No.16207177

>>16207170
Are you the anon who freaks out if anyone mentions ketchup and steak?

>> No.16207179

>>16207164
>Spoiler
That's lewd anon. I'm intrigued.

>> No.16207180

>>16202763
I'd pay anything

>> No.16207182

>>16207141
I pity your waifu

>> No.16207185

>>16207177
nope

>> No.16207188

>>16207158
None since adventuring with the waifu could result in her getting hurt or scarred and I couldn't live with myself if anything bad happened to her. An adventure of everyday life sounds better

>> No.16207193

>>16207137
What's that, a reasonable view on things? A rare sight.
>And remember that KC even said that Shirohebis are ok being in a harem
I remember how buttblasted everyone was about it, wish I could go back in time and show that everyone while we were still on /a/ and shirohebis were still super popular.

>> No.16207194

>>16207170
You shall. It sounds like I'm reading a porno and a cooking show.

>> No.16207196

>>16207165
>And people are still free to call out shit taste.
Yes people are allowed to yell at people to stop liking what they don't like.

>> No.16207200

Well hey... even if they aren't waifuable, at least the smoke bums are some top tier fuckbuddies

>>16207193
>and shirohebis were still super popular.
I notice no one really cares about them or mentions them anymore. A coincidence, surely.

>> No.16207205

>>16207158
Treasure hunting and walks on mountains. Also adventures on the bed.

>> No.16207212

>>16207200
>I notice no one really cares about them or mentions them anymore. A coincidence, surely.
Quicksilver ruined those.

>> No.16207213

>>16207200
People had stopped talking about them regularly long before KC dropped that info.

>> No.16207218

>>16207200
Since they don't even like sex during the day they'd be perfect for raising their husband's daughter.

>> No.16207219

>>16207194
Next up is being chained up in a barn and forcefully sandwiched between two at a time and used as a milking slave, one on her back, with me on her stomach, and another laying on me, making me drink until I pass out need more?

>> No.16207227

>>16207219
Damn this is the best one. I'm diamonds already.

You can continue if you so please.

>> No.16207236

>>16207219
Aren't cows such fun?

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>>16206692

>> No.16207244

>>16207218
Yeah, I didn't even think about this. You could fuck her for a while when she first moves in while you're looking for a waifu and when you find a waifu, you can keep the nurarihyon around as a kind of maid or something, and she can raise your waifu's kid while you go out and do cute date things with her

>> No.16207251

>>16207241
Oh no! Am I going to feel the wrath of a tiny little short stack girl who can do magic tricks?! What ever shall I do!?

>> No.16207250

>>16207241
I desire more yandere Undead.

>> No.16207255

>>16207227
a typical day of being forced too lick their horns and hoofs clean, and working up a sweat doing so and promptly held down and used as a salt lick, next comes getting forced to lick their armpits after they've been in the field all day. Dinner is being serving up food, then being thrown on the table and put in the mating press position as the others watch and cheer waiting for their turns I warned you it was gonna get lewd

>> No.16207259

>>16207241
What a cute Lich.

>> No.16207266

>>16207241
Do Liches make good judges?

>> No.16207267

>>16207255
HOLY SHIT THIS IS LEWD

>> No.16207273
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16207273

i want to tightly snuggle a fit dragon girl while she exercises her inner muscles with my rod

>> No.16207274

>>16207241
And so, Anon never flirted with the customers again.

>> No.16207276

>>16206947
I like it. The first final boss tier that actually comes with the prestige of being of ones husband

>> No.16207278

>>16207241
But what am I guilty OF?

>> No.16207282

>>16207278
>>16206658

>> No.16207287

>>16207276
Forgive me if I don't think there's a lot of prestige involved in "she just showed up the other day."

>> No.16207290

>>16207267
Warned ya oh and sleep is a fleeting dream since for them chaining me down on my back and riding me like a bucking bronco is the nights entertainment, followed by forcing me to drink up for some revitalization and the next round.

>> No.16207297

>>16207159
>Most people dislike bicorns as well.
You can have harems without bicorns you know

>> No.16207304

>>16207297
Bicorns are perfect for forcing girls into your harem.

>> No.16207305

>>16207287
>Just showed up the other day
>Still on the search for an actual waifu
It's like the literal definition of side pussy

>> No.16207308

>>16207304
>Forcing
Anon that's not a harem that's just kidnapping!

>> No.16207314

>>16207308
And? She's not going to complain with her mouth full of your dick.

>> No.16207321

>>16207290
How do you get any rest? Surely cows of all girls would understand that a happy producer produces the best product. In this case being semen. Well I guess you are happy.

>> No.16207324

>>16207287
She fell in love with you for one reason or another. Probably does the whole disguise herself as a human and look for a proper husband thing. And what I meant was you actually get power appropriate to being the husband of a queen of yokai as opposed to just being a lilims bitch for instance

>> No.16207328

>>16207324
>as opposed to just being a lilims bitch
One does not simply get a lilim waifu.

>> No.16207331

>>16207321
its called passing out from too much moo-snu oh and next is when the biggest and therefore leader of the heard gets a tanuki level idea, she puts a tag in the ear, slaps a bell and collar on me and drags me to the farm next door and rents me out as breeding services to the satyrs and weresheep, the brings me back to service the herd, or else

>> No.16207334

>>16207308
I just love the thought of a bicorn asking an innocent Alice if her rag smells like chloroform and carrying her back top the rape cave.

>> No.16207335

>>16207331
>or else

>> No.16207338

>>16207328
I still refuse to believe people waifu their own OC lilims.

>> No.16207346

>>16207212
>A writefag ruined an MG
Erroneous statement. We still talk about Cheshires and Manticores after the debacle of Truckercore.

>> No.16207347
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16207347

You will surrender to the might of the Undead.

>> No.16207351

>>16207347
I doubt it. My waifu will protect me from all monster girls of all kinds.

>> No.16207352

>>16207335
hey, minos can get a little mean, getting pushed down and twisting an arm behind the back, "You wouldn't let us all sit here in discomfort with too much milk and breeding needs un-fulfilled, would you?" "After all you're property, would be a shame if we had to rough you up a bit."

>> No.16207353

>>16207346
Cheshires, meme magic.
Manticores, RS.

>> No.16207358

>>16207347
no

>> No.16207360

>>16207347
Already did. I serve the Pharaoh in all things

>> No.16207364

>>16207328
Yeah that's what I mean. Smokey and lilims are both head honcho who only go after a husband if he's done something exceptional go get their attention. Just with a nurahiyon you also get to feel like a husband of the head because you get power to match

>> No.16207374

>>16207352
"Or, ya know, we get soooo sweaty working out there, we could go for a quick bath, and you humans have those cute pink little tongues"

>> No.16207375

>>16207347
I shall, but not to horse pussy.

Also, I want some undead Egyptian automatons.

>> No.16207376

>>16207352
Sounds like those cows have a lot of built up anger. I like it. I never realised how much I would like minotaurs.

>> No.16207385

>>16207374
Please I can't take anymore.

>> No.16207397

>>16207375
>undead Egyptian automatons
They'd have the normal squishy Automaton torsos and heads but have stylish, regal looking armor?

>> No.16207411

>>16207397
Mm, and stoic expressions

>> No.16207414

>>16207397
>>16207411
That sounds fantastic.

>> No.16207415

>>16207375
>undead Egyptian automatons
Reminded me of the Tomb Kings' giants for some reason.

>> No.16207417

>>16207376

>>16207170
>>16207219
>>16207255
>>16207290
>>16207331
So how'd I do? Lewd enough for ya? I think I like part two the best, being engulfed in the sweaty, beefed up flesh of two minos, like being surrounded by an ocean of flesh being forced to drink seemingly endless quantaties of fresh milk, soft sensual moos echoing in between the fleshy prison as the one on top puts her full weight down, squirms causing one to sink ever deeper as their flesh presses down roiling against a soft, small naked human body, the heat overwhelming, but the softness unimaginable

>> No.16207418

>>16206813
She really enjoys BBQ after being introduced to it but she likes food from her own country just as well.

>> No.16207419

>>16207347
But I've already surrenders to the might of the undead. Do I get a prize or something?

>> No.16207424

>>16206813
That undead mushroom seeing that she can afford it.

>> No.16207432

>>16207375
Anon just use golems. Golems practically got invented around that time period

>> No.16207436

>>16207417
It was good. But I'm puzzled on how you like your cows. Do you like the MGE Minotaurs? Holsts? Or Asterio type minotaurs? Personally I prefer Asterio type.

>> No.16207438

>>16207353
RS isn't the only Manticore writer we have. Only good one, maybe.

>> No.16207440

How would a man deal with a harem of Kuudere girls?

Would the lack of emotions from his wives drive him insane?

>> No.16207450

>>16207440
Simple. You only go for something like that if you want that

>> No.16207456

>>16207440
The lack of emotions from ONE kuu girl would be too much for me.
Kuu is weak.

>> No.16207459

>>16207436
I like em bigger than me
>tfw only 5'6
but I like variety, but lean toward an asterio type/mge mino, with holsts for when a little less rough suits my mood

>> No.16207465

If the monstergirl version of Rome is composed by werewolves, who's Carthage?

>> No.16207475

>>16207414
>A pale sandstone color is in place of the porcelain white of the [Western MGE Country] Automatons
>Outer armor is given a golden heat resistant coat of paint with some lapis lazuli here and there
>Use kinetic weaponry, bows and arrows, and sometimes cast curse based magic

>> No.16207482

>>16207465
>Rome
>Werewolves

>> No.16207499

>>16207440
I'd be totally fine with a harem of kuudere Khepri. Being king of the kuu beetles would be great.

>> No.16207501

>>16207456
Yeah, I would feel pretty awkward when talking to a kuu girl.

>> No.16207502

>>16207465
Cat types maybe because of relations to palestine and the areas around it

>> No.16207508

>>16207499
>kuudere Khepri
Khepri are already cute as it is, kuudere versions would be absolutely adorable.

>> No.16207509

>>16207440
>girls just lay around the house
>they barely speak to each other
>anon tries to lighten the mood with some fun activities
>just gets sighs

>> No.16207511

>>16207482
>Romulus and Remus' myth
>Using wolves as banners
>Using wolf skins for the soldiers
Really?

>> No.16207515

>>16207347
Only if it's a cute Wight.

>> No.16207524

>>16207482
The blood of a roman gives you strength when drinking wolfs milk.

>> No.16207526

>>16207440
Why on earth would a harem of kuuderes form around a person who doesn't like them? That's not how that works

>> No.16207529

>>16207526
But he does like them.

>> No.16207530

>>16207511
Wolfus would also fit for germanic tribes and some gaulish ones.

Lizardmen(Dragons as the patriarch class) would be a decent fit for romans but it wouldn't be based on much history.

>> No.16207539

>>16207509
Would they even care if he stormed out and didn't come home for a week?

>> No.16207547

>>16207539
They would, but when he came back they'd pretend they didn't.

>> No.16207551

>>16207074
I imagine their charisma and status only really matters in Zipangu or with youkai. I imagine any charisma rolls on her part would result in getting spit in her face.
Hell, I doubt their charisma works on Ryu, the water Wurms of not-Japan, considering they aren't youkai and due to how dragons do their thing.

>> No.16207553

>>16207440
Reminds me of that image where all the well known kuuderes are brought together in one room. Everyone was doing their own thing.

>> No.16207558

>>16207508
>Fall asleep after a long day of governing your kingdom.
>Feel something wet around your crotch when you wake up.
>One of your Khepri harem crawled into your bed to deal with your morning wood.
>Her face betrays no emotion, looking at you without changing her expression as she sucks you flaccid.
>Looks at you expectantly until you ruffle her hair for a job well done, her face still not changing even though you can see her antennae twitching in happiness.
>Walk out with her into the dining room for breakfast where her sisters, your other wives, are waiting.
>A chorus of emotionless "Good morning my lord"s greet you.
>Though you could've sworn you heard an equally emotionless mutter of "lucky" when they saw the other khepri.
>You vaguely notice a set of dice on the table.

>> No.16207564

>>16207440
What's kuudere mean? I always took it like the girl from witchcraft works, who's clearly affectionate but doesn't let it show on her face that much.

>> No.16207566

>>16207553
What image?

>> No.16207567
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16207567

What monster girl would Hideo Kojima be? Would you waifu her?

>> No.16207572

>>16207511
>Implying that Wolves don't fit more with the imagery of the Goths, given that they're the ones who ruined everything
The Djinni and the Manticores are laughing from here

>> No.16207576

>>16207508
You know it. All those kuuderes running around cleaning, cooking and providing entertainment in dancer outfits.

>> No.16207580

>>16207567
An Alp...obviously.

>> No.16207581

>>16207576
I don't, I have an awful memory.

>> No.16207600

>>16207566
http://imgur.com/a/4JIKr

>> No.16207606

>>16207530
Did any of those tribes have the wolf as an important part of their myths and/or used them with an aesthetic sense?

>> No.16207607

>>16207564
Kuuderes are girls who are cold and emotionless on the outside, but inside hide a sweet loving personality.

>>16207580
I think he means the monstergirl equivalent, not literally Hideo Kojima.

>> No.16207614

>>16207567
PHANTOM
Who else would be able to spin such extravagant tales?

Wouldn't wife though.

>> No.16207616

>>16207607
An Alp.

>> No.16207639

>>16207558
I bet they resort to playing a round of poker in their lunch break to decide who goes next.

>> No.16207641

>>16207606
Some tribes did(E.G Alemannii) IIRC.

I based it more on general behavior and so on. (E. G Wolfs/germanics migrating across europe)

Just another take on it.

>> No.16207650

Rome would be eagle harpies and griffons, no?

>> No.16207657

>>16207650
Sounds more like 'Merica.

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>>16207650
Bird of prey Harpies are a best

>> No.16207663

>>16207639
>The same Khepri wins again.
>One of her sisters gets up and lightly kicks the wall.
>She utters the softest "Damn it."

>> No.16207669

>>16207650
That's greece.


Greece would be pretty diverse

>> No.16207673

>>16207663
I want to notice her getting upset and offer her a private cuddle session.

>> No.16207676

>>16207657
Rome did it first. America is just unoriginal.

>> No.16207677

>>16207663
This is going to lead to them all cheating in the next game and still losing terribly isn't it?

>> No.16207680

>>16207676
Don't fix what isn't broken.

>> No.16207681

>>16207600
>Liches annually meting to discuss magic and science.

>> No.16207684

>>16207650
Griffons are from Mesopotamia

>> No.16207689

>>16207681
>Their husbands are in the other room giving each other tips on how to tease their respective wives.

>> No.16207705
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>>16207650
Rome would be Wolfus, Griffons/Birds of Prey Harpies (Meteor attacking, Latin singing, laser shooting Harpies), and some sort of variant of the Valkyrie.

The Goths would mostly be Jotunn, Wolfus of their own, Draugr/Wights.

Not!Middle East and the Ottomon Empire would be Djinni, Manticores, Houri, Ghouls, Succubi, Demon, Devils, and Angels

Britannia would be Unicorns, Bicorns, Ettin, Orcs, Elves, Fairies, Pixies, Titanias

Not!Egypt would be the Desert Girls, with the southern borders having shit like dark-skinned Arachne like Anansi.

The TRUE Empire would have Mindflayers, Wendigos, Elder Things, Hounds of Tindalos, Cthugha, Nyarlathotep, Byakhee, Yidhra, Shoggothes, and Atlantis-Nacho

>> No.16207720

>>16207639
>>16207663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZTAXbcXBRw

OPEN

>> No.16207728

>>16207705
Iberia is full of Minotaurs.

>> No.16207730

>>16207673
Anon, that's a good way to get a kuu Khepri to almost blush! Are you sure you want to feel her so close to you knowing that she's thinking about such dirty things as holding your hands and stealing a kiss?

>>16207677
They're going to lose so often that they just decide "screw it" and make every time you have sex into a kuudere reverse gangbang.

>> No.16207732

>>16207684
But they are regal, and Rome used an eagle on their standard

>> No.16207749

>>16207705
>Ottoman Empire
You wot

>>16207732
>But they are regal
Not really, they were also used as protectors of the temples.

>> No.16207751

>>16206947
>not dark mage
I'll forgive you since she was the one i was second most curious about. Nice to see she didnt disappoint

>> No.16207753

>>16207730
>spoiler
Of course, I'll even tell her there's nothing wrong with such thoughts.

>> No.16207755

>>16207728


Lots of gauls in iberia too. Actually, gauls and germanics are almost everywhere so there would be a lot of wolfus and so on.

>> No.16207756

>>16207673
>>16207730
Now I'm not a harem guy, but it seems to me you'd never want to have more girls than you could conceivably form a cuddle pile with. That is, if they can't all make contact, you've got too many.
Cuddlebug pile.

>> No.16207765

>>16207730
>kuudere reverse gangbang
Those three words are music to my ears.

>> No.16207766

>>16207753
Great job anon, now she's actually blushing for real.

>>16207756
So you'd be on board with a Khepri harem so long as there was enough to they could all get to cuddle up to you?
Genki, Kuudere, or Smug? How do you want your cuddlebugs?

>> No.16207776

>>16207766
>now she's actually blushing for real.
All according to plan!

>> No.16207777

>>16207755
>Lots of gauls in iberia too
Gauls from Iberia were more iberian than gaul at some point.

>> No.16207788

>>16207766
>So you'd be on board with a Khepri harem
Eh, not me personally. I'd definitely prefer to dedicate my all to one girl.
I'm just making suggestions here.

P.S. Genki > Smug > Kuu so long as they're not squee-type genkis.

>> No.16207799

>>16207788
>That spoiler
Nah, Genki Khepris are more the "Super happy to be alive and wanting to experience as much as possible" type.
They're the kind of girls who wholeheartedly try as many things as possible, be it food, rides or games.

>> No.16207806

>>16207788

tfw no genki nee-san MG

>> No.16207826

>>16207614
Tell me Ms. Phantom...

Why are Norman Reedus, Guillermo Del Toro and Mads Mikellsen fighting using weird mutant-tube-babies?

>> No.16207827

>>16207806
Isn't that kinda what Titania are?

>> No.16207833

>>16207827

I meant I am having feels because I don't have one. I wish I did. Not necessarily a Titania though.

>> No.16207843

>>16207827
Titania are the breast.

>> No.16207849
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HEADS DOWN, MG BOUNTY HUNTERS!

>> No.16207857

>>16207849
More like booty hunters, huehuehue.

>> No.16207858
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Dinner is ready!

>> No.16207866

I want to corrupt my pure Tittyania nee-san until she's as lewd as Demon nee-san!

>> No.16207870

>>16207858
it better be "rump" roast

>> No.16207891
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>Cait Siths becoming Dark Mages with cat ears and paws that have the power of transformation for subversive spreading of the teachings of Bastet
>Literally "Ara Ara~" Cat-Mages who're more closely related to the actual myths around them than a fucking Final Fantasy reference
>YFW getting shibari's by magically conjured yarn as your Cait Sith oneesan 'plays' with you
>Only shifting into a cat to avoid the prefect at the school

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>>16207826
I'm sorry.

>> No.16207902

>>16207891
>Cait Sith
Stopped reading right there.

>> No.16207908

>>16207902
You probably should have gone a little further.

>> No.16207912

>>16207898
>"Did you like it, Nii-san?"

>> No.16207940

>>16207866
>"Really anon? You'll feel better if I rub this with my boobies? Okay~"
>"Hey anon, I heard a rumor that that stuff that comes out of your dick can be used to make my skin smoother. You wanna do that thing again?"
>"Ara ara~ I wonder how naive you thought I was? I've known since the start what this thing I've got here between my tits is. Such a naughty little brother."
>"I think someone needs some Pun~ ish~ ment~! Yes, some nice punishment for a lewd little brother. I think ten shots each will do nicely."
>"What's "Each"? Why, my tits, my mouth, my hand, my thighs, my ass and my pus~sy! I'm gonna please you every way I can anon, are you ready?

>> No.16207948

>>16207866
>>16207940
HERESY

>> No.16207950

>>16207898
>>16207912
I think we went a little too far

>> No.16207952

>>16207940
Nee-san is scary.

>> No.16207956

>>16207940
Demon onee will get as intensely jealous as that Lich from earlier.

>> No.16207958

>>16207908
Or you know, you could just accept Cait Sith is garbage tier.

>> No.16207961

>>16207940
I'm fine with this.

>> No.16207963

>>16207956
Demon Onee-san will ramp up her lewdness so that she's at least ten times lewder than Lewd Titania Onee-san.
It'll keep escalating until they're basically competitively fucking you all the time.

>> No.16208052

Dark Mage
>A Majin-type that manipulates various types of magic
>Sometimes confused with Sabbath's Witch.
>Instead of becoming witches through Bapho power, they are human women that turn into witches by unconsciously absorbing demonic power for the sake of satisfying some extreme desire.
>In other words, they're women that basically sell their souls to DE.
>Unlike Witches, who usually use magic for the sake of the organization and others, Dark Mages are much more hedonistic and selfish, and use magic mostly for their own pleasure.

This is only the first paragraph (out of four). Turns out I'm ripping it after all, though it's a bit blurrier then the Gremlins profile was.

>> No.16208060

>>16208052
So they're just sluts instead of onee-sans.

>> No.16208063

>>16208052
Looks like i was more or less on the money. Normal human mages who decide to dable with dark power.

>> No.16208080

>>16208060
Lewd onee-sans are not sluts!

>> No.16208091

>>16208052
>Dark Mages are much more hedonistic and selfish, and use magic mostly for their own pleasure.

I want a sadistic nee-san.

>> No.16208101
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16208101

Eating spicy ethnic snacks with a lamaia on a cold, rainy day.

>> No.16208104

>>16208101
Sitting on a lamia's lap must be pretty comfy.

>> No.16208117

>>16208104
they sit on your lap and they weigh like 300 pounds despite being lithe and skinny.

>> No.16208151
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>> No.16208152

I want to tell my vampire wife that garlic is healthy for the dhampirs inside her!

>> No.16208158

>>16208151
Wat

>> No.16208173

>>16208158
>"This carpet feels like mofu."
>"..."
>"Mofu I'll never have."

>> No.16208230

>>16208117
No. I'll be the one sitting on their laps.

>> No.16208233

>>16208151
This is exactly how I feel today, but anyway what's the reason for this?

>> No.16208246

>>16208173
>No NEET Kitsune Ojou-sama to cuddle with in her fancy bed.
>You'll never unpack your boxes and set up your game consoles and the ultra HD TV she bought when she came over to our world despite not knowing what a TV is.
>You'll never introduce her to all sorts of video games while cuddled up to her.
>No comfy gaming with your NEET Kitsune mistress ever.
FUCK.

>> No.16208275

>>16208151
>I'll never be able to jump into my waifu's lap and say how glad I am that she is there with me

Man, I spend a lot of time thinking about the stuff that me, her and our friends do together and the only reason I live is to keep imagining such things. My life in my mind is way more important than the one I'm living.

>> No.16208294

>>16208151
>Falling asleep at night
>Feel this phantom longing that I don't have my waifu to cuddle at the time

FUCK this feeling.

>> No.16208299
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>>16208117
I want to be squished by a heavy lamia, but be unable to say anything since if I tell her she's heavy, she'll think I'm calling her fat and get mad!

>> No.16208305

>>16208052
>adventure with nerdy 4/10 mage girl
>she falls for you
>doing stuff in demon realm and you two of you get beat
>about to be raped by a group of orcs
>the desire to save you and the pent up desire to have you to herself all explode at once
>makes pact with the demonic energy she's been bathed in
>now an 11/10 busty dark mage
>promises that no one will ever lay a finger on you again

>> No.16208314

>>16208294
How about the sensation of something on your chest, even though you know nothing is there?

>> No.16208324

>>16208314
Occasionally, I just grab a spare pillow and hold that while falling asleep if that happens.

>> No.16208334

what if 2017 happens but its like that one movie where everything gets covered in mist as demons come from another dimension?

>> No.16208346

>>16208314
Just imagine them saying "I love you, Anon," only with your name.

I don't even have a set waifu and I cry every time.

>> No.16208365

>>16208346
I got used to the feeling.

>Can't like any 3D girls because waifu is too perfect
I crippled myself.

>> No.16208366

>>16208346
As long as she doesn't repeat "I'm sorry" over and over again

>> No.16208373

>>16208366
You're waifu cries every night for not being able to exist.

>> No.16208382

>>16208373
Your waifu*

I'm too tired and getting too sad for this.

>> No.16208383

>>16208334
my fear boner likes the idea

>> No.16208392

>>16208334
I'll go out in the mist and start jacking off.

>> No.16208404

>>16208334
i'ma walk into the mist with some flowers and a ring and marrying the first mg I meet

>> No.16208419

>>16208373
>>16208382
Feels like the barrier gets thinner every day. A random sound, like someone calling in the distance. A random sensation, like being pressed from the side.

Either that, or I gotta up the meds

>> No.16208422

>>16208334
Again, I don't understand why people want monstergirls to come to this 3DPD world.

I prefer to imagine they would open some portal and grab take us with them.

>> No.16208431

>>16208422
and take us*

>> No.16208432

>>16208334
>Where everything gets covered in mist
It's called THE MIST by Stephen King you fucking philistine.

No but seriously you should watch it again, the Tentacles from Dimension X are maximum spooky.

>> No.16208434

Do you think some Automatons would view giant robot media as size fetish stuff?

>> No.16208445

>>16208434
that or they'd think of it as a way of cosplay

>> No.16208447

>>16208419
An object in the corner of my eye, and a cry out of nowhere seem to happen the most to me. It seizes me with both a dread and wonder at the same time.

>> No.16208466
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>>16208434
They might take inspiration from some of it like for armaments and stuff. Though I'll assume they'll get that from Real Robot stuff with some Super Robots here and there.

>> No.16208488
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16208488

Inter-dimensional strip club, where girls from all realities can make you wildest dreams come true... for a price.

There are only two rules.

The girls cannot live with you, and you're not allowed to fall in love.

>> No.16208496

>>16208488
>that spoiler

then I don't want to go

>> No.16208498

>>16208488
This is dumb.

>> No.16208499
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>>16208488
*leave

>> No.16208503

>>16208488
Right away, I break the rules.

>> No.16208513

>>16208488
But what if falling in love is my wildest dream?

>> No.16208514

>>16208496
>>16208498
It's still a business, after all. You wouldn't be able to run a strip club if all of your performers continued to leave.

That'd be more of a XXX dating service.

>> No.16208523

>>16208514
still don't want to go

>> No.16208533

>>16208488
So stealing a girl and having her live next door is fine, right?

>> No.16208539

>>16208533
Only if you're okay with her performing for other men.

Don't marry the turbosluts, people.

>> No.16208540

>>16208488
that guy draws some nice traps and futas.

>> No.16208552

>>16208540
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.16208553

>>16208540
Kindly remove yourself from the premises immediately.

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>>16208488
>>16208513
I'd rather check in with the matchmaker downtown.
Rumor has it she can tell which of her clients would make an ideal partner for you better than you ever could. Or would admit.

>> No.16208561

>>16208514
All of their business have to deal with all of their employees going missing for several weeks at a time and the the men frequently calling in for exhaustion and dehydration.

>> No.16208562

>>16208539
She won't be performing anymore.

>> No.16208566

>>16208514
Easy. Just rent out the polls and other dancing places to pre established couples.

>> No.16208567

>>16208334
>The mist with monstergirls
YES

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

>> No.16208569

>>16208560
Does she charge for her service or is it free?

>> No.16208571

>>16208432
I got it confused with that other movie of a nearly identical premise from I forget where

>> No.16208579

>>16208566
But other places do not have the variety and uniqueness that the Inter-dimensional Cabaret has.

>> No.16208583

>>16208569
It's a public sector job.
What little taxes there are in MG-controlled areas contribute towards this sort of thing.

>> No.16208587

>>16208571
The Fog by John Carpenter?

>> No.16208588

>>16208579
yes but you have your own advantage. Those places are essentially nothing but teasing, its just some girl putting on a show that never really goes anywhere. Here the costumers couples can take even more enjoyment since they know they can actually have sex with each other.

>> No.16208593

>>16208587
yeah thats the one

>> No.16208604

>>16208587
I forget. I know one of them ends with the whole world being covered and some giant tentacle monster and the other ends with the fog just clearing up.

>> No.16208607

>>16208588
Certain cabarets and strip clubs also double as brothels where sex services are given.

You're just not allowed to leave with the girls, or for you to fall in love with each other.

>> No.16208609

>>16208567
>family members start killing each other because they don't know that the things yanking people into the mist aren't actually murderous beasts
How about no.

>> No.16208610

>>16208583
What happens when more than one of her clients would be a good partner?

>> No.16208614

>>16208609
Not my problem

>> No.16208617

>>16208604
>I forget. I know one of them ends with the whole world being covered and some giant tentacle monster
That was only in the novella. In the movie from Frank Darabont the titular mist is cleared by the US military using flamethrowers, somehow. In the original story by King, it's left up to speculation if the entire world is covered in the mist or if it'd ever end.

>and the other ends with the fog just clearing up.
Depends on the version. In the 1980 original the fog only clears up after the spirits get their retribution by killing the descendants of the six men who betrayed them a hundred years ago.

In the 2005 remake that'd make Uwe Boll blush, it only clears up after they murder the descendants and successfully cuckold the main character by the AMAZING plot twist of his love interest being the reincarnation of the main antagonists' wife. Who french kisses aforementioned leper ghost and turns into one herself.

Basically, fuck remakes.

>> No.16208624

>>16208607
>spoiler

But that's the fucking point, no one wants a loose "just fuck any of them lol just no love tho" thing.

I'd burn that place down and you for how shit both are.

>> No.16208628

>>16208422
What if the first thing to come out is a dark matter that turns the world 2d?

>> No.16208637

>>16208624
That's just how strip clubs work, Anon.

>> No.16208640

>>16208607
You come across as the kind of person that gets off on having an unfaithful "lover"

>> No.16208652

>>16208628
>Dark matter that turns the world 2D
That would only solve half the problem the PD part would still be there.

>> No.16208655

>>16208640
It's just sex.

That's not how ""lovers"" work.

>> No.16208660

>>16208610
While it's extremely unlikely that two individuals would both fit someone to the 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 degree, she'd probably prioritize whichever girl had been waiting the longest.

>> No.16208661

>>16208655
Uh-huh

>> No.16208664

>>16208655
then do tell how does the whole "lovers" thing work

>> No.16208668

>>16208567
>You're camping out in a store with a bunch of other guys trying to survive after a strange mist rolled into town.
>Suddenly you hear a scream and the shattering of glass.
>The guy you had watching the door is gone, with only webs in his place and a gaping hole in your perimeter.
>Suddenly they start creeping in, the bizarre girls who came with the fog.
>You and a handful of others barely have time to run as women with spiderlike legs, living piles of slime, girls with mosquito-like wings and other disturbingly erotic horrors swarm in and set upon the other men.
>To your horror you see the others clothing torn to shreds as the creatures drag them off, the moaning in the air telling you that the others are being raped.
>You soon find yourself separated from the rest of the survivors, creeping through the mall trying to avoid running into any of the creatures.
>Occasionally you'll hear a scream and know that they got someone.
>Suddenly feel something drip on your head.
>You look up and see green skinned girl smiling at you from the ceiling, a dress of flailing tentacles built into her very body.
>"Lucky me! I found a cute one!"
>You don't even have time to scream before her tentacles seize you and drag you up into her embrace.
>Five hours later you stumble out into the mist with your new girlfriend clinging to you happily. You see another survivor riding on the back of a spider-woman with a bag of ice on his crotch.
>He looks at you and extends his fist. You oblige him with a fistbump.

>> No.16208669

>>16208664
You don't pay a lover for sex, in the first place.

>> No.16208674

>>16208668
I would rather commit suicide.

>> No.16208678

>>16208669
>TFW no saving a Kejourou from a life of prostitution
>Only to find out that Zipangans are hella racist against yokai like her

>> No.16208679

>>16208669
and?

>> No.16208680

>>16208668
As much of a slut I am, I'd try to stay alone and single as long as possible just for fun.

>> No.16208682

>>16208678
Why would they be racist against yokai when like 80% of them are?

>> No.16208692

>>16208679
And you don't go into a strip club looking for love. If you do then there's something wrong with your reasoning.

>> No.16208695

>>16208674
Why? Would you rather one of the other girls?

>>16208680
It's just like the thrill of hunting sex anon. Not knowing when you'll get caught or by what, not knowing if you'll be able to escape with your virginity on the line? That's an adrenaline rush like no other.

>> No.16208696

>>16208334
I think about alot of horror movies but with MG's for some reason. Like that one movie the crazies but instead of people going nuts its demonic energy making them all horny.

>> No.16208703
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16208703

I wonder, seeing as what's she's smoking could be DE instead of regular tobacco, whould it be the same as vaping?

>> No.16208707

>>16208703
\//\

>> No.16208711

>>16208703
That shit's nasty man.

>> No.16208716

>>16208711
smoking DE or smoking in general?

>> No.16208718

>>16208716
The latter.

>> No.16208720

>>16208703
It's probably demon realm herbs.

>> No.16208724

>>16208668
Thats my favorite part of fearboner stuff. When the horror and despair turns into 'Oh. Well I guess this isn't that bad'

>> No.16208725

>>16208718
Fair enough
I don't like smoking either, it was just a random thought about that stuff
>>16208720
Know KC, weed in the demon realm would just be an aphrodisiac.

>> No.16208727

what would horror movies be like in mg city?

>> No.16208730

>>16208725
Knowing*

>> No.16208735

>>16208727
It's all psychological stuff about a world where monstergirls don't exist and everyone's depressed.

>> No.16208736

>>16208725
>weed in the demon realm would just be an aphrodisiac.
thats specifically what i was referencing.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Demon_Realm_Herbs

>> No.16208741

>>16208736
I legit forgot, my apologies

>> No.16208742

>>16208724
Not to mention the conversations with the monstergirls afterwards.
>"Why were you guys running anyway? We just wanted to find husbands."
>We uh... We thought you were gonna eat us or something.
>"That's silly anon. You're silly."

>> No.16208744

>>16208741
no its fine, i was just linking in case anyone didnt know
I want to be chained up by a monster and have them put one of those fragrance burner things in the room with that stuff in it before we go at it

>> No.16208749

>>16208735
>a world where monstergirls don't exist and everyone's depressed.

When Monstergirls invade and see everyone depressed there is going to be mush heart boners.

its not gonna happen anons, 2017 wont. we will be depressed until we commit suicide or die otherwise.

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16208760

I have a 2,000 word paper to write on Hadji Murad by Tolstoy and how it relates to post-colonial theory, someone please refer me to a good girl to do it in my stead.

>> No.16208766

>>16208703
>>16208736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>> No.16208776
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16208776

>>16208760
She will help you with all your information needs

>> No.16208779
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16208779

>be 6'3"
>no shortstack waifu you have to bend down to for your goodbye smooch every morning
>she will never plant her sizable ass on your lap while you both watch tv on the couch
>you will never princess carry her to bed when she falls asleep in your arms
>you will never be her big spoon
>you will never be able to lift her off the ground during standing sex by just standing up straight
Someone kill me now...

>> No.16208782

>>16208727
Something like the life of this guy who went to war, lost a bunch of his comrades in battle and got PTSD and when he returned home discovered his wife had been cheating on him, then divorced him and took half of his shit.

>> No.16208786

>Woman escaping slavers happening upon a Manticore in her den
>Letting herself get corrupted into a sort of 'pride-sister' in order to exact her vengeance
>TFW tailpussy engulfing a guy's head to suffocate him, making travel back to the rape cave easier

>> No.16208787

>>16208776
I like the concept for Hakutaku, but she's over-designed. A little simpler and she'd be top-tier.

>> No.16208789

>>16208760
Are you me? I was reading Hadji Murad and all I could think about was Otoyomegatari. She must of read it at some point.

>> No.16208790

>>16208727
Man with hypersensitvity having sex with a giant slug

>> No.16208791

>>16208727
I think one of two things.
1. classic mostly cheesy horror movies, like what we have today and largely unchanged. The only reason people go to see them is to act scared and snuggle up with their partner
2. Horror movies don't really exist in mgc because they aren't into that sort of thing.

>> No.16208792

>>16208786
There's so much wrong with this.

>> No.16208800

>>16208779
Don't forget that she's At optimal titfuck or blowjob height at all times depending on how tall she is.

>>16208786
>Human girl lets herself get corrupted into a manticore.
>Uses her newfound strength to decimate the slaver camp and free all the women trapped there.
>Notices that one bandit who was actually really nice to her.
>Realizes he's not even that bad looking, unlike the fat piglike wastes she just got done laying out.
>Not too muscular, not too reedy either.
>A little shorter than her too.
>Just her type.
>The last thing Anon the unwilling bandit sees before he wakes up in her rape cave is her licking her lips as her tailpussy engulfs his head and squeezes until he passes out.

>> No.16208811

>>16208800
>Death by barnacle.

Not sure if want.

>> No.16208817
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16208817

>>16208811
>>16208800

>> No.16208819
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16208819

Would monsters wear panties? And I mean for regular use. Obviously they'd be familiar with them for lingerie or fetishes, but would monsters just coming to the human world understand the concept of wearing underwear in your day-to-day life?

>> No.16208824

>>16208817
FUCK I didn't want to remember that scene

>> No.16208825

>>16208819
Unless they're completely feral, I'm sure they would wear panties too.

Not all monsters live in the wild, like animals or crazy hobos.

Insane monster girl hobos, who fought in The War.

>> No.16208827

>>16208819
Yes

>> No.16208828

>>16208811
>Death
She's just knocking him out anon. He'll wake up with that tailpussy around his dick.

>>16208817
The one thing that bugs me about this the most is the fact that Manticores don't have teeth around the rim of their tailpussies.
Heh. "bugs".

>> No.16208829

>>16208776
gonna steal a cowteacher's hat and ruffle her tail!

>> No.16208836

>>16208800
>spoiler
I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from pinning her up against a wall and going to town on her. that or flip her upside down and lower her onto my dick while simultaneously eating her out

>> No.16208843

>>16208829
>Stealing teacher's hat
That's a detention, mister.
>Ruffle her tail
And that's detention for the rest of the month. You are to report to her office for three hours every day after school so you can learn a lesson on respecting teachers how to properly touch a lady.

>> No.16208864

>>16208703
Talk about toxic love...

>> No.16208870

>>16208836
>I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from pinning her up against a wall and going to town on her.
That's how you get a desert Tanuki looking up at you with a smug grin asking if her tits feel good as you pump load after load into them.
>that or flip her upside down and lower her onto my dick while simultaneously eating her out
On the other hand, this is how you get her smug behavior to fade as she starts to get nervous.
Would you sit down while holding her like that and practically piledrive her mouth on to your dick for a mindblowing deepthroat?

>> No.16208882

>>16208864
Are you trying to summon Hexus, anon?

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>>16208870
that's exactly how i imagined it in my head. things might get a little dangerous when she tenses up and wraps her plush thighs around my head. also, pic related

>> No.16208896

>>16208817
Jack Black really limited his career. I can't take him seriously.

>> No.16208898
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16208898

>>16208891
There are a lot of things I would give up to be able to fuck a soft shortstack like Narumia like that.

>> No.16208900

>>16208891
You're that futafaggot from earlier aren't you

>> No.16208918

>>16208891
I want to fuck my daughteru in this exact position.

>> No.16208923

>>16208918
the daughteru is not for fucking

>> No.16208924 [SPOILER] 
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>>16208918
>daughteru
Do we really have to go over this again?

>> No.16208928

>>16208923
The daughteru is absolutely for fucking.

>>16208924
Anon this image is not the best for telling me not to dick the daughteru.

>> No.16208930

>>16208928
But dicking daughterus is how you get Cleetus's and Clydes.

>> No.16208933

>>16208918
I want to fuck your daughteru in this exact position.

>> No.16208935
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16208935

You have attracted and startled a group of yetis

>> No.16208938

>>16208930
Incest doesn't yield retards in the MGE newfag.

>> No.16208941
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16208941

>>16208898
shortstacks are truly miracles of the universe

>>16208930
implying that's not handwaved by mamonomana

>> No.16208942

>>16208930
Not if you don't impregnate them. Also >>16208938

>>16208933
Oh please.

>> No.16208945

>>16208935
Might as well lay back and let the warm tender gangpaizuri happen.

>> No.16208948

>>16208942
>Oh please.
Okay.

>> No.16208951

>>16208941
Poor cow maid. Life must be hard for her. I want to be a caring Master for her. Giving her some help around the house even if she says no. Complimenting her on what a fantastic job she does and how beautiful she is. Taking her out to a nice meal as thanks for her work. Giving her a back & shoulder rub after a long day's work.

>> No.16208958

>>16208930
Unless there's already a predisposition in both you and your partner's families towards genetic retardation, you're pretty safe. How do you think those remote villages of 20 people in the jungle manage to survive?

>> No.16208961

>>16208951
I'd love to cuddle the cow maid after a Sunday night hockey game after I've got some beer and bourbon in me

>> No.16208978
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>>16208961
>'Waaah!'
>'M-Master, this is hardly appropriate.'
>'What would the other servants say if they saw us behaving so intimately?'
>'No, I don't mind. It's quite nice.'
>Would Master care for another drink as we rest?'

>> No.16208979

Good night anons, take care and don't burn does the thread.

Instead, remember that Grizzlies are still looking for someone to cuddle during their hibernation


Don't worry about the pudge, it'll be solid muscle when spring rolls around

>> No.16208989

>>16208978
Yep, would even need to do anything lewd, although I may nuzzle into her chest as I go to sleep.

>> No.16208994
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>>16208951
Cows work hard!

>> No.16208995
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16208995

>>16208989
As if she wouldn't try to encourage this.

>> No.16209003

>>16208995
That would be nice, although she does raise a point about the other maids.

Why should they be exempt from post hockey cuddles before I go to bed and spend another day on the other side of the state?

>> No.16209007

>>16208958
>How do you think those remote villages of 20 people in the jungle manage to survive
You mean those remote villages of 20-something retarded savages?

>> No.16209009

>>16208995
Men who are pulled into the breast void, seldom return.

>> No.16209012

>>16209009
Why would they want to return?

>> No.16209014
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16209014

>>16205348
I'm surprised Nav hasn't uploaded he pear-shaped lolis to his tumblr yet.

>> No.16209016

I want to spread a loli Kiki's legs apart and tease her urethra.

>> No.16209018

>>16209014
uploaded his*

>> No.16209019

>>16209016
Anon no. Go back to medical school.

>> No.16209020
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16209020

>>16209009
It's even more dangerous when it begins to seek out victims.
>>16209012
Truth

>> No.16209023

>>16209019
I don't know what you're worried about, I'll be careful.

>> No.16209037

>>16209020
Gonna milk that maid!
Gonna cuddle her all night!

>> No.16209060

>>16209020
looks cozy under there

>> No.16209062
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16209062

Despite their strength and magic, monsters may still lose to the common shelf

>> No.16209063
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>>16209037
>'Milk the- Y-You mean... Eeeeehhhh?!?'
Are you trying to fluster your pure, large-chested maid, Anon? Because you're doing an amazing job. She's just your humble servant! Doing something so lewd would be indecent! Not that she hasn't had thoughts about it, since Master has been so kind to her- NO! You're both clearly just confused from all the awkward situations her chest has caused. She should just get back to work, and put those thoughts of Master's hands on her chest behind her. Master soft, gentle hands, caressing and massaging her breasts. Massaging them after a long day stuffed in her uniform. Teasing her nipples, squeezing one jet after another out into a glass for him to drink...

We need more art of flustered Tengu cow maid.

>> No.16209092

>>16208924
I'm getting mixed messages here.

>> No.16209094

>>16209016
Would you make her wear a catheter anon?

>> No.16209095

>>16209094
Okay no, fuck off. I'm not leaving this alone.
Get out and die.

>> No.16209100

>>16209094
Sure, why not. It's not like Kikis pee anyway.

>> No.16209101

>>16209094
Jesus fucking christ dude

>> No.16209102

>>16209063
>flustered cow maid tenge
I couldn't agree more with you sir, after all crow tengu are great in my books and can always use some more love. Plus I love the idea dating a flustered tengu cow maid who snuggles beside me as we share a glass of her own freshly maid milk while we share a good book. Also milking her by hand is a great way to grow closer in our relationship for maximn combines and letting her know her feelings of love for me are reciprocated equally back.

>> No.16209110

>>16208945
If you play dead they'll think you really are dying and try to save you

>> No.16209119

>>16209095
>>16209101
I don't see the problem here. Monstergirls don't pee so it's just like a semi-permanent way to tease her urethra.

>> No.16209120

>>16209119
Quicksilver you aren't very subtle.

>> No.16209128

>>16209120
I don't know, it took you long enough.

>> No.16209130

>>16209128
Because you've posted about it ad-nauseum.
Soon you're probably going to start pushing diaper shit as you have in the past.

>> No.16209132

>>16209110
And then they carry me back to their cabin for warm cuddlepile sex. I fail to see the problem here.

>>16209128
Fuck off.

>> No.16209137

>>16209130
>ad-nauseum
I don't know about that anon. And I'm not going to push anything.

>> No.16209142

>>16209120
You mean you didn't recognize him when he was talking about baby slaves the other day?

>> No.16209144

>>16207241
http://files.catbox.moe/ludchd.jpg
This was mildly difficult to clean up but I did it.

>> No.16209145

>>16209119
>tease her urethra
>her
Quicksilver you pleb

>> No.16209148

>>16209145
Girls have urethras too, silly.

>> No.16209150

>>16209014
Would automatons be good for taking care of children that are afraid of human contact due to bad experiences?

>> No.16209151

>>16209142
I would've pointed it out, but adding more fuel to that shitfest would've been undesirable.

>> No.16209154

>>16209144
Saved.
>>16209150
That's a pretty good idea.

>> No.16209156

>>16209148
You have a head too, it doesn't mean it's meant to be patted.

>> No.16209157

>>16209151
Hey now, that was a comfy discussion.

>> No.16209158

>>16209156
Everyone deserves headpats, even Quicksilver.

>> No.16209166
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16209166

Hey guys, remember that Piestrong's pizzeria will do two for one pizzas on Monday.
Dragon's Pizzeria is currently doing a "slaughter house" special for meat lovers.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO TO MANTICORE'S PIZZA. EVER. AND ESPECIALLY, DON'T TAKE YOUR CHILDREN THERE. SOME WEIRD SHIT GOING ON WITH THE PIZZAS THERE.

>> No.16209169

>>16209166
>AND ESPECIALLY, DON'T TAKE YOUR CHILDREN THERE. SOME WEIRD SHIT GOING ON WITH THE PIZZAS THERE.
Why, does KDF work there?

>> No.16209175

>>16209169
Nah, they just have really shit pizza. Almost as bad as Sabbath Industries Pizza.
Piestrongs and Dragon's remain the untoppled kings of Pizza in MGC.

>> No.16209178

>>16209169
Why would you implicate me in such a sketchy operation anon? I'm nothing but pure and innocent. Besides, my waifu is the one with the job, I stay at home and do all the homemaker things!

>> No.16209206

>>16209175
Does Sabbath pizza have M&M topping?
I want to try that shit.

>> No.16209207

>>16209206
Cheese pizza only. No toppings allowed because adding anything on top makes loli haet pizza.

>> No.16209213

>>16209166
>You'll never uncover a shota trafficking ring involving various pizzerias and politicians in Monster Girl City

>> No.16209214

>>16209207
I bet the Sabbath make a mean cheese pizza, they are the masters of it after all.

If MGC were real, Sabbath Industries Pizza would probably be my favorite pizza joint.

>> No.16209218

>>16209214
I dunno. I heard stories of all those little boys that went missing on site. Plus there's that whole 'blow of '87' thing

>> No.16209221

>>16209214
I mean sure, so long as you're okay with only one kind of pizza and squeezing into those kindergarten-sized tables. Me, I'd rather go to P'orcer Hut for some fine meat lovers.

>> No.16209226
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16209226

This is your Automaton forever.

>> No.16209232

>>16209226
That's some wide hip armor.

>> No.16209234

>>16209221
>P'orcer Hut
>not Draginos

Whats wrong with you?

>> No.16209235

>>16209221
Who the fuck actually eats pizza in the building?
You take that shit out, bro.

>> No.16209241

>>16209218
That's Manticore's Pizza anon, didn't you do the research?

>>16209221
The tables are uncomfortable, yes, but cheese pizza is the only kind I ever actually eat. I bet my daughteru would love the atmosphere though, I'm sure she'd have one or two friends who'd go there as much as we would.

>> No.16209248

>>16209232
Is that a problem?

>> No.16209249

>>16209234
>Draginos
Not even once. If I want pizza and I'm not going to the Hut it's gotta be Mama 'Chidna's. Have some fucking taste, mate. Or I mean, if I wanted cheap I'd do Little Seize Hers where I can get a pizza and dormouse carry-out for $6.99

>> No.16209252

>>16209235
If it's actually a sit-down restaurant then of course you'd eat there if it's a family outing or something.

>> No.16209256

>>16209249
Friendly reminder than Mon-co Wholesale has the best pizza around in their mini food court place. That stuff is cheap and huge too, no other regular pizza place can compete.

>> No.16209266

>>16209226
Rather...clunky drawing. Doesn't quite capture the Vidar's sexiness.

>>16209232
Those're scabbards, each holding 3 disposable rapier blades.

>> No.16209280

>>16209266
>Rather...clunky drawing. Doesn't quite capture the Vidar's sexiness.
The artist did draw a normal Vidar not too long ago.

>> No.16209284

>>16209266
I thought those were grenade holsters like some of the grunt suits get.

>> No.16209304
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16209304

Why are monster girls so lewd?
It can't be healthy to think about sex this much

>> No.16209306

>>16209304
Monstergirls are fundamentally different from homans on an emotional and biological level anon, being lewd all the time is the mark of a healthy monster!

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Just saw this on /tv/

>TFW office-working monster girls

>> No.16209312

>>16209304
I'm sure it'd calm down once they get older. Like, after a point their libidos die down and they're only about as horny as a pubescent teenage male. Ish.

>> No.16209315

>>16209311
>monstergirl boss calls you in to her office specifically to show you naked pictures of herself
>no other reason
This would 100% absolutely happen.

>> No.16209316

>>16209214
They suck anon. They only offer "cute service". Their pizzas suck as bad as you'd expect a pizza made by a toddler to suck.
Go to Piestrongs instead. Not only do they hand make their crust, but kids eat half off! Some people might try to scare you off by saying it's "Paladin Run" but it's not. It's run by Knights.
Plus their Stuffed Crust is godly.

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>>16209304
because they have animal instincts, they're not held back by the human cultural stigma of being forward like real women are

women secretly want it just as much, if not more, than men do, and a woman who is assertive and forward is a common fantasy among men. for their potential mate to not only not resist, but to actively seek -them- out instead

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16209319

>>16209284
>>>/m/14993538
Gundam Vidars only projectile weapons are its rifle and front-skirt pistols.
>>16209311
Fuck off with that garbage.

>> No.16209321

>>16209312
What about the ones that get lewder the older they get, like foxes?

>> No.16209324

>>16209319
That's exactly how'd they act though, you dip.

>> No.16209327

>>16209321
God save your geriatric pelvis. Also, don't forget to eat plenty of calcium, you're going to need it.

>> No.16209336

>>16209324
You can find better examples of that in 2D mediums instead of the faggotry you posted.
Newfaggotry is rampant I swear.

>> No.16209338

>>16209256
>Mon-co Wholesale
>The best
Second best at best anon. Good taste though.
I swear, Mon-co is a great place to shop though. No-one looks at you funny when you buy a few twenty packs of muffins, a couple sacks of potatoes, fourteen pounds of ground beef, and eighteen pounds of steak.
Family cookouts with the waifu's family are fuckin' wild. A practical smorgasbord, but goddamn is the family huge.

>> No.16209341

>>16209316
Maybe you've been visiting chains or something, but the original Sabbath Industries Pizza is still family run by the original founders, they know how to make a perfect cheese pizza and don't hold back with it at all. That's the one you have to go to all their staff is professionally trained there too.

Their dress code is also very liberal, we routinely get good discounts and even free pizzas there when my daughteru goes in one of her latex outfits.

>> No.16209346

>>16209338
This anon knows. Their baguettes make fantastic garlic bread and I can stock up on snacks for months at a time.

>> No.16209349

>>16209315
>Oppai Apophis exec bullying the flat crow tengu secretary

>> No.16209359

>>16209346
You ever heard the thumping of little hellhound tails when they taste Spaghetti and Garlic Bread for the first time? I'll cherish it for the rest of my life.

>> No.16209365

>>16209306
Does this mean it is a good thing for someone to let a monster girl indulge in her fantasies?

It's not like I want to, but if a Succubus asked me to let her blow me until I'm dry I'd be obliged to apply the her health's sake

>>16209318
That is one adorable rabbit

>> No.16209375

>>16209359
No but I bet a single little Kobold tail would be similar enough.

Are you the guy with like nine Hellhound daughterus?

>>16209365
>Does this mean it is a good thing for someone to let a monster girl indulge in her fantasies?
Yes anon, it's avery good thing so you shouldn't be ashamed. It could be considered abuse if you don't, in some cases.

>> No.16209378

>>16209338
I like their cookies; they're great for teaparties when you don't want to make anything but also don't want to mildly displease the mad hatter that put everything together.

Also they're the perfect size for feeding to dormice.

>> No.16209381
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>>16209365
She eats and eats, yet she never gets fat.

>> No.16209401

>>16209375
>It's abuse to not have sex with monster girls
We are all good people, no one here would do this kind of terrible thing

>>16209381
This makes her even cuter

>> No.16209402

>>16209375
>Nine
More like twelve anon. I might have a Hellhound for a wife, but her mother was an Echidna.
Like I said, the family cookouts are fuckin' wild.

>> No.16209409

>>16209402
I'm reminded of a few greentexts we had with a bunch of an echidna's dragon daughterus getting together for a "nice" family dinner. I want more.

>> No.16209415

>>16209402
Jesus Christ anon! Twelve daughterus is a lot of daughterus! Any more than one would be way too much for me, I can't even imagine a dozen daughterus.

>> No.16209431

>>16209415
Worst yet hellhounds are known for their ridiculous amounts of stamina; they wouldn't even get tired and go for nappies as quickly as they should. I bet only their mom could keep up with all of them.

>> No.16209458

>>16209431
I feel like this is the one time where you'd need to hire a nanny or something, I honestly don't know how you'd cope.

>> No.16209475

>>16209415
>>16209431
That's what all the "training" with their mother was preparing me for. I've gained enough stamina to keep up with my Hellpup daughterus and even outlast them when it comes to roughhousing.
The best part is cuddling up with them and the waifu on the couch to watch a movie that they're all asleep by the end of.

>> No.16209487

>>16209458
I've always wondered about monstergirl nannies or married couples with monstergirl maids, having daughterus seems much more intimate and personal with monstergirls than it is with humans, would nannies even exist or would you have to marry a nanny or maid to have it not be weird for her to take care of your kids.

>> No.16209497

>>16209475
You must be swole as fuck anon.
>spoiler
That must be the comfiest feel, it'd be like an ocean of warm sleeping Hellpups.

>> No.16209506

>>16209497
Swole =/= Stamina. It'd be more like a distance runner's body.

>> No.16209544

>>16209304
Because it is the best way to attract mates. They'll stop being so lewd if they know it bothers you.

>> No.16209545

I want a Salamander to step on my dick with her dirty lizard feet!

>> No.16209552

>Rape is legal in the entire country and by extension in schools too
>The rate of students who dropout after raping/being raped is alarmingly high
>For 3 years the head of multiple schools have tried to solve this issue
>All attempts at punishing students for raping have failed miserably
>Other creative attempts have had better results but none reduced the rate to below 30%
>All except one
>A small high school has attained a rate of barely 5% thanks to their ingenious system
>The director of the school tasked his nephew a self-described "slut" to be the school's cum-pump
>Whenever a student is sexually frustrated she can go to him to release her urges
>Others school have started to imitate this system
>Ads are put everywhere for men to become the cum-pump of a school
>From middle school to college, over 400 schools need a cum-pump

Do you apply for the job? What kind of school would you apply to?

>> No.16209554

Impregnating a kunoichi is referred to as an "inside job".

>> No.16209563

>>16209552
That's some dystopian shit anon, no thank you.

>> No.16209570

>>16209552
But monstergirls always marry the first man they fuck.

>> No.16209575

>>16209570
No they don't.

>> No.16209596

>>16209552
Yes. The academy of sports and fitness.

>> No.16209600

>>16209575
They do. They aren't 3d whores

>> No.16209609

>>16209600
>>>/r9k/

>> No.16209613

>>16209609
You should go shitpost there if you love slutty used goods.

>> No.16209622

>>16209600
Some do, but not all of them.

>> No.16209641

>>16209622
Care to name and shame?

>> No.16209650

I just wanna cuddle with a basilisk or a reindeer-bimbo.

>> No.16209655

>>16209641
Griffon, for one.
Pretty much any girl with certain "criteria" for marriage will still fuck around a bit before she finds someone who fits the bill.
Some girls practice with their daddies before they find their own husbands.

>> No.16209663

>>16209655
nice head-canon.

>> No.16209669

>>16209655
>Some girls practice with their daddies before they find their own husbands.
I honestly believe you're a kek.

>> No.16209677

>>16209641
Not him, but really, anon? In a setting where half the creatures subsist purely on semen, you think no girl will have had sex before meeting her husband? I'm all fine with the 'husband for life' stuff, but do you honestly expect a succubus, a creature whose sole purpose is to have sex, to be pure? Have your dreams all you like, but even in a fantasy setting like this, that's an unrealistic expectation.

inb4 3DPD

>> No.16209681

>>16209545
>tfw into crotch/dick stepping
>waifu has soft paws

I guess it will have to be gentle femdom.

>> No.16209682

>>16209677
>In a setting where half the creatures subsist purely on semen
That was retconned in some of KC's notes, actually. You can basically take either side with one facet or another of the material supporting you.

>> No.16209684

>>16209669
Except it's canon that dark elves in particular do this a lot.

>> No.16209687

>>16209682
>That was retconned in some of KC's notes, actually.
Where?

>> No.16209689

>>16209677
>a fantasy setting with magic and mythical beasts made to satisfy lonely men
>lmao stop being unrealistic the girls have to be sluts because I said so

>> No.16209690

>>16209681
What, just because a girl has paws she can't step on your junk? That sounds like you're challenging her, anon.

>> No.16209699

>>16209689
He's projecting his desire for unfaithful women.

>> No.16209702

>>16209684
>dark elves
And why are you applying this to all species? Do you have some problems you don't want to talk about?

>> No.16209706

>>16209552
I've read this doujin, anon, but the school cumdump was a male crossdresser in an otherwise all-male school.

>> No.16209707

>>16209687
It might have been a tweet, I can't actually recall if it was one of those or a side note. If someone links me to the translated resources we've got I'll go digging.

What it amounted basically was yet another situation where he said "While what I wrote was this, my actual meaning was something entirely different." In this case it was that even when an MG's diet listed only spirit energy they still COULD eat normal food but they preferred baby batter.

>> No.16209714

>>16209702
I said SOME, not all, you chucklefuck.

>> No.16209716

>>16209677
>In a setting where half the creatures subsist purely on semen
Even Succubi still need thrive off normal food you newfag.

>> No.16209717

>>16209714
Whatever you say anon.

>> No.16209719

>>16209707
>In this case it was that even when an MG's diet listed only spirit energy they still COULD eat normal food but they preferred baby batter.
Well no shit, the "diet" section just lists what they prefer to eat, not the only things they will eat.

>> No.16209721

>>16209689
I'm not saying that they all have to be sluts. I'm saying that you're going to be hard-pressed to convince me that demons whose sole reason for existing is seeking sexual pleasure will be virgins when they marry. Other girls, I'd have no problem buying it. Demons and succubi? Not really.

>> No.16209724

>>16209663
Thats world guide canon

>> No.16209726

>>16209682
>That was retconned in some of KC's notes, actually. You can basically take either side with one facet or another of the material supporting you.
That's not a retcon that's just the way the MGE has always been. At least, since it began consistent publishing in 2012. Odds are if you went back a ways (Say, 2007-2010) and were to judge older versions of the profiles from that time period, you'd probably find stuff that's more concrete when compared to the up-to-the-viewer, open-to-interpretation nature of the current MGE. So I guess you could call it a retcon. But not a recent one.

>> No.16209728

>>16209721
It's easy when they marry their childhood friend at age 6.

>> No.16209730

>>16209721
Succubi in MGE have absolutely fuck all to do with mythological succubi, they're basically the monster girl equivalent of humans, and they epitomize all the "ideals" of MGE, including being single minded in their pursuit and sticking with their first guy.

>> No.16209733

>>16209719
That's still in direct contrast to when the Anon I quoted saying that "half the creatures subsist purely on semen" though. I was pointing out that we have word from god that this is not the case. Not ever, apparently.

>> No.16209736

>>16209716
>need
[citation needed]

>> No.16209737

>>16209733
They can subsist entirely on it, but that's not really an ideal situation. It's their favorite treat, but it'd be kind of like living entirely off of your favorite candy.

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>>16209721
>Demons
Nigga they have marriage contracts for a reason.
>succubi
>>16209730

>> No.16209742

>>16209721
Since the whole point of this is wish fulfillment, it doesn't make sense to willingly bring in the unpleasant parts of reality. All men want a woman that hasn't been with other men.

So why deny yourself of that? Unless you have a fetish for girls with experience.

>> No.16209743

>>16209737
It doesn't really matter if semen is a treat or the main dish with the food pyramid on the side, if they're capable of surviving without it the "need to take cocks to live=sluts" argument is void.

Of course, that's not to say they couldn't still be sluts, only that they aren't obligate cock-takers. Again, it can go either way with that point underlined.

>> No.16209747

>>16209742
>All men want
Fuck you I do

>> No.16209752

>>16209730
Succubi are weird in that much of the time they already have someone they like before turning, so once they turn, they just instantly go for that guy. So they aren't really comparable to other monster species.
Most girls may fool around a bit and probably won't turn down a fuck if you approach them for it, but you're missing the crucial detail that unless they're in heat or sex-starved, they'll only attack a guy that strikes their fancy in the first place.

>> No.16209760

>>16209742
It's not that I have a fetish for experienced girls, I just find the notion of a pure succubus silly, even in fantasy. I won't hold it against anyone else, that's just my opinion on it.

I am reading the encyclopedia entry, though, and there is this bit:
>After gaining spirit energy, if they fancy a man, they’ll bring him back to their residence in a Demon Realm.
The key is that 'after gaining spirit energy' bit. It would imply to me that a succubus can have multiple partners, but will eventually settle on a man she likes.

>> No.16209767

>>16209760
>I just find the notion of a pure succubus silly, even in fantasy.
It may be underutilized in pop culture, but this is a pretty popular trope, actually. A succubus who is actually a nun or just someone's wife.

>> No.16209777
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16209777

Unshaved Armpit sex with a Whitehorn in heat!

>> No.16209779

>>16209767
I know the idea exists. Hell, I've fooled around with the idea of a pure succubus in these threads. Makes for some fun writing once in a while if you do it right. Generally speaking, in terms of day-to-day average monsters, I would not be surprised if one had been through a few guys before coming to me.

>> No.16209781

>>16209777
>Unshaved armpit
Clean that shit up, anon. We're not fucking savages here.

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>>16209777
>Unshaved

>> No.16209790

>>16209777
Yes

>> No.16209791

>>16209742
My first reply on this topic:
As a wish that's fine, but maybe I'm the only one here who wouldn't freak out if my waifu wasn't pure?

Are we all virgins here or do we hold our waifus to contradicting standards? Would my waifu not love me if I'm not a virgin?

This topic is always a shitfest and I wish it would stop getting brought up.

>> No.16209797

>>16209791
It will stop getting brought up when people stop pushing the used goods fetish. You c.uck.

>> No.16209798

>>16209791
You're not.
I am, but I wouldn't.

>> No.16209799
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16209799

I need a girl who knows decent wine

>> No.16209804
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>>16209799
Perfect girl for you, anon.

>> No.16209805

>>16209791
I mean it's the same thing japanese otakus go through, but they're very adamant on the subject. They want their waifus to be pure.

That might even be a realistic request in Japan with its 40% virginity rate.

Here in the west, though, it's just not realistic. So it's wish fulfillment to want such a girl, but in real life I suppose I'd be alright with it so long as it wasn't something like 5 partners before she'd gotten to me.

>> No.16209811

>>16209805
That's a fair argument. Having sex a few times before wouldn't bother me as long as she isn't the town bicycle.

>> No.16209813

>>16209805
Isn't there a thing where otakus go mental when idols have boyfriends or get married?

I could be wrong

>> No.16209816

>>16209813
Wouldn't surprise me. Japan has a really weird culture clash about sex.

>> No.16209818

quick /r/:
what would a shirt/vest like this be called -and/or- where can I find one similar?
http://gelbooru.com//images/85/a6/85a6533ea76f6ad53d367d86b76f41cf.png?1583969

>> No.16209819

>>16209777
White Horns are for tender front pussy love only.

>> No.16209822

>>16209804
Satyrs would know decent wine AND indecent wine.

>>16209813
It's definitely a thing, but Idol Otaku are a special kind of autistic.

>> No.16209823

>>16209805
It's just that there's so much wish-fulfillment necessary to make it realistic, even in the fantasy setting:
1. Love at First Sight - she somehow knows who the one is and never touches someone else
2. True (everlasting) Love - she'll always love you (completely non-optional as far as we're concerned)
3. Death won't do you part - There's an afterlife in some form and everyone knows it. You'll see each other even after tragedy.

I desperately wish this world was real, but I would settle for just number 2.

>> No.16209827

>>16209799
Why has she been fingering the glass? and with it trickling from her mouth...

>> No.16209828

I'd like everyone to pull out their copy of World Guide 1 and flip over to the article about a monster's "View of Humans".
This will be on the test.

There, it's purported that a monster can have the thought "I'm only after mana, so anyone will do".
However, it's noted that this often ends up with her falling in love with the guy that shouldn't have mattered, anyway, as a monster's love is directly linked to their lust.

If there are Mamono that do "whore around", they would be the minority, not the majority.

>> No.16209838

>>16209819
Why do centaurs even still have the rear pussy when they have one in the front?

>> No.16209839

>>16209813
I don't know, all I know about Idols is that some guy tried to attack a AKB48 member with a chainsaw a while back.

>> No.16209843

>>16209813
Reminds me of one TCG where one of the deck themes is a group of idol mermaids, and they're forced to keep it out of competitive play because the last time they were tournament worthy their fans went apeshit over filthy tourneyfags defiling their waifus.

>> No.16209851

>>16209813
Look up "Kannagi" and...I dunno, "Scandal", maybe?

>> No.16209878
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16209878

>>16209777
>You will never thrust vigorously into a Whitehorn's armpit-pucci as she clamps it as tight as she can, licks her lips, and stares intently with lewd intent, face bright red, completely flushed.

>> No.16209882

>>16209878
But why unshaved?

>> No.16209889
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>>16209882
cause it's lewder and more MILF-like and Christmas Cake-like.

You don't want a lewd white, winter doe with some mature hair?

>> No.16209894

There is no justifying used goods. Just take your NTR shit somewhere else. There is no reason to have it here if you don't have a fetish for used goods.

>> No.16209896

>>16209889
You do realize that monster girls can't grow body hair on their human parts?

>> No.16209901

>>16209896
literally where the fuck is this stated?

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>>16209894
>used goods
Kind of an over-reaction. Pretty much every person who talked about sex before marriage was talking about it in terms of a normal, healthy sex life.
>NTR
Your the only person who's mentioned it, most likely in an attempt to stir up shit.

>> No.16209906

>>16209901
World guides. Demonic energy automatically keeps their human parts free of body hair.

>> No.16209907

>You will never hear the clopping pitter-patter of your Whitehorn family's petite cloven hooves on you hardwood floors

>> No.16209911

>>16209906
>Manticore has a mane
>Hellhound chest tuft
>etc.

Typical KConsistency

>> No.16209914

>>16209906
just like everything else in this retarded hug-box of a setting, that changes on preference

>> No.16209919

>>16209914
No it doesn't, this is one thing monster girls legitimately have no control over. Anything your dick gets near, any scales or hair will disappear from. The usual "undesirable" hair that doesn't cover their naughty bits or whatever doesn't grow in the first place because most japs hate body hair.

>> No.16209922

>>16209919
>Anything your dick gets near, any scales or hair will disappear from
Yet there is art that shows this to be bullshit.

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>>16209911
Tell me more about Scorpion-cat-bats.

Why are they so sadistic?

>> No.16209930

>>16209922
Like what?

>> No.16209934

>>16209919
>>16209906
Source me.

Mamono-mana does everything, If I wanted hairy MILF puss on my flat kikimora, I'd get it.

>> No.16209936

>>16209922
Obviously that doesn't apply to paws or claws if that's what you're referring to.

>> No.16209939

>>16209928
They are just full of love.

>> No.16209942

>>16209934
No you wouldn't.

>> No.16209946

>>16209942
Yes I would.

By your logic, does that mean every single humanoid: elf, dwarf, dullahan, vampie, etc doesn't have hair down there either?

>> No.16209950
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16209950

I would like to fight by wife first, I prefer girls that like punching things.

>> No.16209953

>>16209946
Yes.

>> No.16209957

>>16209946
Setting material outright says that they don't.

>> No.16209962

>>16209957
so link it.

>> No.16209967

>>16200833
Soul Nomad & the World Eaters.

>> No.16209974

>>16209928
Like most things, it's best explained with an 80's song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

>> No.16210005

>>16209907
I want to bake Christmas cookies with my White Horn wife and our 3 daughters

>>16209950
But that would hurt, why would you want that?

>> No.16210016

>>16210005
>TFW no Blind deer GF

https://youtu.be/xGeQE-BBDvI

>> No.16210073

>>16210016
Blind deers are for riding and guiding through the snow

>> No.16210078

>>16210073
riding AND "riding"

>> No.16210112
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I want to date the tomboy Moose who lives next door!

>> No.16210123

>>16209962
He won't because there is no proof, he's posting bullshit and using book names without actually posting anything from the books that proves his point.

Hell, one of the key parts of mamono mana is that both partners bodies change to suit each other's tastes.

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16210131

We need more hunny!

>> No.16210140

>>16210123
>mamono mana is that both partners bodies change to suit each other's tastes
>over the course of a few months your body starts to change
>only then do you find out that your waifu has an obese amputee fetish
fuck

>> No.16210141

>>16210078
Of course.
I wonder how touchy she'd be, I bet she would want to constantly hold you close and she'd gently rub your face to imprint it in her mind

>>16210131
I do not trust grizzlies
They keep bullying innocent bees

>> No.16210145

>>16210131
>OH FUCKING BOTHER!

>> No.16210148

>>16210141
>They keep bullying innocent bees
They have to, the Heffalump Girls steal all their hunny from them so they need more.

>> No.16210149

>>16210141
>You will never cuddle with your blind Whitehorn wife on a snowy night, next to the fire, as she desperately clings to you.

Prep the exit-bag, lads: it's time.

>> No.16210153

Would a White Horn feel offended if you only wanted to use her front pussy?
Would Mamono Mana just make the horsepussy disappear altogether?

>> No.16210156

>>16210153
I'd use mamono mana to make her bipedal considering centaur anatomy makes so little sense that it angers me.

>> No.16210162

>>16210153
>Would a White Horn feel offended if you only wanted to use her front pussy?
KC went on record saying that centaur types actually prefer using their frontpussy. He said the back one is only really there "if you want to use it" which was probably a way of appeasing horse fuckers.

Really MGE Centaurs are fine, it's possible to ignore the existence of horse pussy entirely.

>> No.16210166

>>16210156
As if a bipedal humanoid with multi jointed hooved legs made any more sense.
Give her human legs if anything. The ears and horns are cute, those are all she really needs.

>> No.16210169

>>16210162
>KC went on record saying that centaur types actually prefer using their frontpussy. He said the back one is only really there "if you want to use it" which was probably a way of appeasing horse fuckers.
Source.

>> No.16210171

>>16210149
We all know Heffalumps are a myth, grizzlies are so gluttonous they need excuses to steal hunnie

>>16210149
>She will never call you the most beautiful man
>You will never tell her that she's the most beautiful woman
>She will never insist that she is barely average
>You will never convince her of how beautiful she is by giving her a detailed description of what she looks like
>You will never make her cry when you tell her how pretty her eyes are
>You will never have the most gentle of sex while she keeps telling you how much she loves you

>> No.16210173

>>16210166
>forcing girls to be cosplay-tier
THIS is my fetish.

>> No.16210178
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16210178

I came up with a character called Dick Johnson who was porn-star but got so completely mindbroken he had to retreat to a chuuni fantasy where he's a great action hero adventurer, like cross between Indiana Jones, James Bond and every generic Ahnold character. His life becomes one of real adventure when a Phantom is impressed by his ability to stick to character.
Thoughts?

>> No.16210184

>>16210173
Well he is not wrong in that bipedal humanoids with hooves just wouldnt work.
They would be pretty much incapable of walking at best and be very slow and clumsy at best

>> No.16210186

>>16210169
>Why do Centaurs have a second pussy? I'm fine with the one in the back, so I think this is a bit weird.
>Isn't it natural that lovers and married couples would like to have sex facing each other? Since the girls had this wish, a second set of genitalia grew.

The Q&A on pastebin. Remembered it a bit wrong but KC's view is pretty clear there.

>> No.16210187

>>16210171
>>She will never insist that she is barely average
>>You will never convince her of how beautiful she is by giving her a detailed description of what she looks like
>>You will never make her cry when you tell her how pretty her eyes are
>>You will never have the most gentle of sex while she keeps telling you how much she loves you

I'd post that image of peaceful Wojak hanging himself, because that's exactly how I feel, but I don't want to waste an image.

>> No.16210191

>>16210153
I'm sure she would be really happy either way. She is too pure for this world.

>> No.16210195

>>16210186
The phrasing he uses doesn't imply that either one of them is meant to be superior, just that they have two so you can have sex while facing them at all.

>> No.16210201

>>16209714
>Do you apply for the job?
Not him, but "some" is still a general term. Should have said "some dark elves"

>> No.16210213

>>16209878
>pucci
There's a knife in your kitchen anon. It may not be the sharpest but a little persistence will do you wonders. Take it, and open your wrists.

>> No.16210215

>>16210178
Pretty good but I don't like the mind broken part it doesn't make much sense and feels cheap
What about him just realizing how he spent his entire adult life drowning in pleasure without ever achieving something, not even love
Then he remembers about his childhood dreams of becoming an adventurer and that basically triggers him to enter a huge disillusion where he acts out his fantasies and truly believes he has become an adventurer
Maybe that's what you meant by mindbreak

>>16210187
We can hope for 2017 and if that doesn't work then we can still fantasize about it to cope with the pain

>> No.16210216
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>You will never walk through the snowy streets of St. Petersburg while holding hands with your Russian White Horn who's blushing profusely and mumbling inane things because she's really embarrassed

I never really thought about White Horns, but these recent posts are making me go doki doki. Top-tier girl.

>> No.16210218

>>16210216
So are we headcanoning white horns as only having horns and fluffy ears and tails now? Because I can get behind that.

>> No.16210220

>>16210215
>Maybe that's what you meant by mindbreak
Honestly, your idea is better. I'm stealing it and using that instead.
Next year, that is. When I get around to it. This year I've got Elves to do.

>> No.16210225

>>16210218
No, I wanna molest velvety deer-butt, deer-thighs, tuft-tail, and SOPPING WET DOE CUNT.

>> No.16210226

>>16210225
SPROINK!

>> No.16210227
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>>16210216
White Horns are too good.

>> No.16210231

>>16210166
>>16210184
Wouldn't a mix of digitigrade legs and tail solve this balancing issue?

>> No.16210232

>>16210227
My favorite gal since Flowkelp.

>You will never bury your face in her soft, white, but cold and frosted hair until you reach the nape of her neck and kiss it.

>> No.16210233

>>16210225
Animal fuckers please leave.

>> No.16210235

>>16210227
>taur
Delete this.
Bipedal white horns in this thread only.

>> No.16210236

>>16210218
>Not preferring objectively superior fluffy ZR
I mean, I can only ask why, but otherwise it would be pretty top tier to snuggle up to a white horn while you ride a carriage around St.Petersburg

>> No.16210240

>>16210236
Because it looks dumb, not sexy at all and makes no anatomical sense.

>> No.16210242

>>16210112
I want to eat poutine with her!

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>>16210235
If only KC didn't ruin their design.

>>16210240
Well the fur itself may not be sexy but it is undeniably comfy and you can't argue the allure of that upper thigh

>> No.16210246

>>16210112
>those antlers
That's a tranny.

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>>16210235
White Horns have four legs and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.16210249

>>16210244
I'd rather just have more thigh.
If I wanted ZR she could just wear thigh highs or long boots.

>> No.16210251

>>16210249
That is fair enough. I just like it natural.

>> No.16210252

>>16210216
I want to molest a White Horn until she gets hot enough to cook an egg onto
And then I won't even take responsibility

>> No.16210253

>>16210248
White Horns are for nuzzling the necks of while you sleep on their backs!

>> No.16210255

>>16210248
I can shit up this thread until bipedal white horns are accepted as the only canon.

>> No.16210257

>>16210248
Could always improve her with thread and head canon. It' such a shame, damnit, it didn't have to be this way.

Dogs, wolves, bears and cats and reindeer are all quadrupeds yet White Horn is the only Taur. Needlessly ruined to pander to animal fuckers.

>> No.16210258

>>16210251
I never understood the appeal of "natural" ZR myself. With regular ZR at least everything below is still attractive too. With this brand you're just sacrificing the whole rest of the legs for that small bit of thigh.

>> No.16210260

>>16210253
Exactly, can't do that with most girls.
>>16210255
But anon, you can't shit up what's always been shit.

>> No.16210264

>>16210258
>With this brand you're just sacrificing the whole rest of the legs for that small bit of thigh.
What are you going to do with the rest of the leg, rub your dick on it? There are better things to do with your dick, and the soft fluff is worth it for non lewd things.

>> No.16210267

>>16210257
He managed to ruin all of those too, White Horns aren't exactly an isolated case.
KC is literal cancer.

>> No.16210271

>>16210260
>Exactly, can't do that with most girls.
Who cares? Can't put a horse in the lotus position and give her a gentle sensual dicking

>> No.16210272

>>16210264
>What are you going to do with the rest of the leg, rub your dick on it?
Legs look nice. Don't tell me you only find that tiny part of a girl's legs erotic? Or do you only get turned on by parts you can stick your dick into?

>> No.16210275

>>16210257
>thread canon
>improving anything

>> No.16210279

>>16210272
>Don't tell me you only find that tiny part of a girl's legs erotic?
I honestly do. Calves can be shapely and aesthetic but I honestly don't find them arousing, My cock only starts caring above the knee.
>Or do you only get turned on by parts you can stick your dick into?
I get turned on by bellies and tits and necks too. Occasionally backs if we have some 10/10 sculpture tier muscular structure going on back there. I imagine the back of a toned and fit winged girl to be quite enthralling.

>>16210275
It would improve this.

>> No.16210281

>>16210279
There's always front pussy

>> No.16210285

>>16210281
One of the better parts about the lotus position is lifting her up by the ass before bringing her back down on your dick.

Fucking horses ruin everything.

>> No.16210287

>>16210272
Thighs are all that matters.
There's a reason why every MGE girl follows the same formula. Thighs, torso and face, which are the only parts anyone gives a shit about, stay humanlike and sexy, and all the other useless bits aee turned into monstrous versions that don't add sexiness or anything but make the girl more exotic.

>> No.16210294

>>16210279
>It would improve this.
I'm sure everyone who tried to push something as thread canon before felt the same way.

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>>16210287
Big thick thighs

>> No.16210298

Deer are so light, and they have those delicate, skinny legs. You could do some really lewd, forceful stuff with a whitehorn, like flipping her over, holding her hind legs together with one hand, and then going to town back there.

>> No.16210300

>>16210285
Eh, lotus is boring.

>> No.16210306 [DELETED] 

>>16210298
Fuck off.

>> No.16210309

>>16210287
This, pretty much.

>>16210300
You could kiss her while doing leglocked missionary. you could meme press her. Literally all you get with fucking a horse is doggy and torso crushing cowgirl.

>>16210298
Sure you wouldn't rather be posting about diamond trumparts?

>> No.16210313

>>16210287
What if I find the monstrous bits sexy too?

>> No.16210314

>>16210309
>Literally all you get with fucking a horse is doggy and torso crushing cowgirl
You're not being creative enough.

>> No.16210315

>>16210298
>You will never ravish a whitehorn in the snow and make her so hot she begins to melt a big, whitehorn shaped hole.

>> No.16210317

>>16210313
Then this may be the wrong community for you.
I'd recommend furaffinity.

>> No.16210319

>>16210298
>0 mention of the girls expressions, the things she would say
>The way her tits would bounce around
This is just a post about fucking deer. And you people claim you aren't just looking to fuck an animal.

>> No.16210322

Instead of arguing which is better just enjoy the fact that we can have both thanks to polymorph

>Ride your White Horn wife all morning long to gather wood for fire
>Get back to your comfy cabin in the middle of nowhere
>Feed the fire with the freshly gathered wood
>She cooks a hearty stew for both of you
>You eat together then cuddle for a bit
>Things start to get lewd
>She starts reciting the spell that she learned by heart from all the times she used it
>Her lower half becomes a pair of sexy legs to your liking
>She goes back to normal after hours of sex

>> No.16210326

>>16210319
Too many people don't get that the monster parts are supposed to be an extra for some mild added exoticism and occasional interesting sensations, but not anywhere near the main attraction. KC always designs his girls around matching some kind of human girl concept, too.

>> No.16210331

>>16210322
>Instead of arguing which is better just enjoy the fact that we can have both thanks to polymorph
Trying to please everyone pleases no one.

>> No.16210332

>>16210319
okay she's lying there, covering her mouth in vain as she keeps telling you to stop, all the while red as a beat, modest breasts jiggling all the while.

So is hating on actually monstrous monster girls the new meme? No more mermaids, lamiae, and soldier beetles? Just cosplay shit?

>> No.16210333

>>16210332
If you don't like it no one is forcing you to stay.
This thread is for wolfus and foxes and other such girls.

>> No.16210335
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16210335

Papa, what's the meaning of kurismasu?

>> No.16210336

>>16210332
>new meme
The only thing that's new here is you, pal. That has been a rule of these threads from the beginning.

>> No.16210337

>>16210331
>Trying to please everyone pleases no one.
KC in nutshell.

>> No.16210338

>>16210319
One guy doesn't represent all of us who like taurs.
>>16210326
Gee I guess those stories KC hosts on his site and gives his endorsement via retweets must be wrong.

>> No.16210339

>>16210332
Animals aren't monstrous, deerfucker. Cater to your bestiality fetish over in >>>/trash/

>> No.16210340

>>16210337
Really I don't get why people want whitehorn to be bipedel, without the deer parts she's just yeti 2.0 with a fancy coat.

People who want that already have a girl for their fantasies but rather than leave one of the few niche girls in the encyclopedia to the people she was designed for, they completely miss the point and want everything to appeal to them alone.

>> No.16210341

>>16210326
Unfortunately KC is a degenerate as they come and unfortunately he works thing into his canon like "Monstergirls please you with every part of their body". But then, there's a reason we ignore KC when it comes to certain things.

>> No.16210342

>>16210333
>>16210336
>>16210339
Shouldn't you guys head on over to the kemonomimi thread on /e/ or something? Seems like that'd be more your speed.

>> No.16210344

>>16210340
Yeti isn't a cute nordic/russian girl that blushes easily.
Look past the monster features, animalfucker.

>> No.16210346

>>16210340
Really I don't get why people want whitehorn to be tauric, with the deer parts she's just centaur 2.0 with a fancy coat.

People who want that already have a girl for their fantasies but rather than leave one of the few niche girls in the encyclopedia to the people she was designed for, they completely miss the point and want everything to appeal to them alone.

>> No.16210349

>>16210337
His girls are too monstrous for the vanillafriends and too human for the animalfuckers.
KC is a fucking retard.

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>>16210336
>>16210333
>That has been a rule of these threads from the beginning.
Right the good ol' cosplay-tier only girls rule, right.
>>16210339
>Animals aren't monstrous
Yeah, but human-animal hybrids, like all the most basic and well-known monster girls are.

Where did the the normies come from and how did this happen? I leave for a 2 months and come back to fags telling other people to leave for liking actual monster girls, really makes me think.

>> No.16210361

>>16210349
>monstrous for the vanillafriends
In a world were kiki and Dhampir exists? At that point it's not even KC fault, they are asking for non-monster monster girls.

>> No.16210362

>>16210344
You can have a nordic/russian yeti. Nothing stopping you since monster girls aren't bound to one region.
>animalfucker
I'm not even the guy you were arguing with before. I'm just tired of this happening with a ton of different girls, people missing that they're supposed to fill a specific niche, calling them shit because she wasn't aimed at them and trying to change her to better suit her tastes rather than like the girls who were designed with their fetish in mind.

It's similar to bullshit like submissive manticores when there's already girls like dormice and kikis are out there to please people who like that type of girl.
>>16210346
Eat shit, reversing that only works if she wasn't designed with the deer parts in mind.

>> No.16210364

>>16210361
>they are asking for non-monster monster girls.
Reminder that Japan completely shit on wonderland for being too cosplay and he had to cancel it early back in the day.

>> No.16210365

>>16210354
You're not alone man, but I don't feel like dealing with their shit right now. KC's whole intent with making the White Horn was literally to have a Snow Centaur. That's why he made her.

If they think that's garbage, then fine. There's lots of garbage girls like the Matango and the Siths. It's this headcanon meme stuff that's just pathetic, doubly so by calling actual classic monstergirls like centaurs furry.

>> No.16210367

>>16210354
>I leave for a 2 months and come back to fags telling other people to leave for liking actual monster girls, really makes me think.
Horse pussy isn't actual monstergirls.

You fags always try and slip lamias and mermaids into the discussion to validate horsepussy when they are so clearly not the same.

But if you're going to go on about snakecloaca up the tip end of the tail, you can fuck off too.

>> No.16210371

>>16210362
>Eat shit, reversing that only works if she wasn't designed with the deer parts in mind.
No, it works. The fact that KC fucked up from the drawing board is irrelevant.

>> No.16210373

>>16210340
>White Horn is a demure, pale nordic style girl in a thick coat with a perpetual blush
>Yeti is a brown genki girl that dresses like a stripper
They could have no monster parts at all and they'd be worlds apart. Because monster parts barely matter.

>> No.16210376

>Your white horn will never go to the nearest Lich to get body parts removal
>You will never help her in the recovery

>> No.16210379

>>16210367
Centaurs have front-pussy too. If you're okay with cuddling a big snake tail, spider carapace, or a fish tail, you should be okay with horse butt.

If there's a female human top-half, it ain't furry.

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>thread goes to shit at this time again like clockwork
What an amazing coincidence.

>> No.16210382
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16210382

I'll be fucking the front pussy AND the back pussy, thank you.

>> No.16210384

>>16210376
>You will never help her in the recovery
Your damn right I won't. At this point she's just a nordic girl with antlers. I'll try my luck with that lich instead.

>> No.16210389

>>16210381
Blame Canada?

>> No.16210390

>>16209902
>it's not NTR
>although I'm ok with the thought of my waifu being filled with another man's cum

You fags really need to take your shit to /d/

>> No.16210394

>>16210382
But anon, if you do that the deer will love you too much.

>> No.16210396

>>16210382
GOOD. I hope that you are happy now and live a long nice life with your waifu since what you do with her is your own businesses.

>> No.16210399

>>16210382
>front pussy

That's awkward. The back sounds easier.

>> No.16210400

>>16210382
I want a genki White Horn who is way too upfront about wanting to do lewd things

>> No.16210401

>>16210389
It's like 6 AM in canada.

>> No.16210402

>>16210390
>Replying to a 2 hour old post
>Being this retarded.
Okay anon, what ever you say.

>> No.16210403

>>16210354
>Right the good ol' cosplay-tier only girls rule, right.
These people obviously haven't been around long enough to remember when lamias used to rule the threads and people used to talk about snake cloaca. Or when people called ass on a Lamia retarded.
>>16210365
>It's this headcanon meme stuff that's just pathetic
Tell me about it, everything is reduced to cosplay or a moeblob. I still feel for the real fans of wurms and wendigos.
>>16210381
Personally I blame Australia and Finland.

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>>16210381
>Implying there's a pattern
The thread goes to shit randomly.

>>16210379
Spiders lay eggs. Fish lay eggs. Snakes lay eggs. How the fuck are you going to squeeze a centaur out frontpussy, huh?

Eh, whatever. Arguing about horsepussy only ever goes in circles. Lets focus on something else.

Like crows.

>> No.16210406

>>16210400
I want a white horn that overheats.

>> No.16210409

>>16210401
Then they can't say that's it's not their fault.

>> No.16210411

>>16210406
Isn't that exactly what they all do?

>> No.16210412

>>16210401
It's a South Park reference my son. Before your time.

>> No.16210413

>>16210394
Good. I want to drink hot tea with her, wear sweaters she knits me, go into our cheery winter wonderland town together, take our daughters sledding, and chop firewood outside as she waves to me from the kitchen window.

>> No.16210414

>>16210382
I want to suspend a white horn in mid air using rope and fuck her frontpussy while standing.

Seriously, bondage goes so well with centaur types. You could even shove a vibrator in the deer pussy to melt her mind even further.

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>>16210405
Can I have this crow?

>> No.16210424

>>16210420
I don't think crow wings work like that anon. Are you sure it's a crow?

>> No.16210425

>>16210411
They just heats up. I'm talking about one that needs to remove her clothes or else she blacks out.

>> No.16210429

>>16210403
>These people obviously haven't been around long
Which makes it all the funnier when they claim that anon is a newfag for liking the white horn.

>> No.16210430

>>16210406
What would she do when she overheats?
What if she gets naked and masturbates in front of you while begging for you to help her release her heat?

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16210433

I'm here for the salamanders.

>> No.16210439

>>16210412
I got the reference.
I did not find it particularly amusing.

>> No.16210440

>>16210405
I really, really want to fuck a crow.

>> No.16210441

>>16210430
>>16210425
That too, she needs to cool down one way or the other. Having you fuck the heat out of her is a good option too.

>> No.16210443

>>16210424
She told me that she's a crow and that her blue skin is just due to bad lighting. I let her stay with me since she's from out of town. Why wouldn't I help such a nice crow?

>> No.16210446

>>16210429
Snake cloaca vs horse pussy arguments were fun times. Even if I'd do both.

>> No.16210447

>>16210433
You can't have any.

>> No.16210448

>>16209655
>Some girls practice with their daddies before they find their own husbands
The ones who do this stick with the father, don't try to make it pass as something normal.

>> No.16210449

>>16210433
Hello my dude.

>> No.16210454

>>16210441
>Having you fuck the heat out of her is a good option too.
That's not how friction works.

>>16210443
You should probably trust her anon.

>> No.16210458

>>16210402
Not an argument.

>>>/d/ with your c.uck fetish

>> No.16210460

>>16210454
You need to make her exhausted so she can't jeat up anymore.

>> No.16210465

>>16210447
Why not? I like salamanders

>> No.16210469

>>16210440
Crows are not for lewd.

>>16210454
>Implying your soothing spirit energy wouldn't help her cool down
Physics don't matter

>> No.16210471

>>16210465
What salamander you want my man? We have all the types and colors, we even have special albino salamander twins today.

>> No.16210472

>>16210458
You know cuck isn't a word that is filtered right?

>>16210460
What's the quickest way to tire out a White Horn? Have her sit in your lap and bounce while you grope her ass and play with her tits?

Imagine if that was your routine whenever she got too hot, have her climb ontop of you and sart bouncing her round. Plump butt. Her thighs would be huge after a while.

>> No.16210473

>>16210465
So do I but what do I have in my bed? Two cats who won't let me in it.

>> No.16210481

>>16210382
I seriously don't see the problem with a taur even if I personally don't care about them. Centaurs have always been a well known part of the monstergirls.

>> No.16210500

>>16210472
Having a white horn sit on top of you would be pretty weird.
I guess the usual way is to run with her in the snow while molesting her. Just make sure she has enough energy to go back home.

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You'd donate to the shrine, right anon? They'd be very happy if you did.

>> No.16210507

>>16210503
Only for the Ryu one. I can donate to foxes in the middle of the night.

>> No.16210509

>>16210503
Donate what?

>> No.16210511

>>16210503
>Only 4 tails
She is not worthy of worship, I'll go donate to the nearest Ryu shrine and hang out with the white snakes

>> No.16210513

>>16210481
I dunno how other anons feel about it but personally I just think it's a massive waste.

What's your favorite girl, anon? Dragon? Wolfu? Fox? Harpy? Imagine if from the get-go they were tauric.

I mean we have enough. Cuck horse, pure horse, vanilla horse, dream horse. Where are we've got, what? Two hoofed bipeds? Bahpo and Satyr. One hates tits and the other is an alcoholic.

>>16210500
>Having a white horn sit on top of you would be pretty weird.
How come?

>> No.16210516

>>16210503
This is a fox who has an ojou laugh.

>> No.16210520

>>16210513
If my favorite girl was tauric I'd have a nother favorite girl because the point of having so many different girls is variety.

>> No.16210522

>>16210513
Ahh, I was talking about the normal White Horn. I guess just gropping her is fine then, maybe a slap or two would be fine.

>> No.16210524

>>16210513
>Two hoofed bipeds
And Holstaurs and Minotaurs.

>> No.16210525

>>16210503
No I'd rather bully that fox.

>> No.16210526

>>16210524
You know they completely slipped my mind. Huh.

>>16210520
So you don't have a favorite girl.

>> No.16210528

>>16210526
>So you don't have a favorite girl
What.

>> No.16210529

>>16210513
You're forgetting hakutaku, minotaur, and holst, among others.

>> No.16210531

>>16210509
Money, fried tofu and possibly your love

Don't listen if they ask for your liver

>> No.16210533

>>16210528
Well I asked you what she was and you didn't give an answer. Just said someting vague that doesn't mean anything. You're clearly not one of the anons with a specific waifu like the dragonfags.

>> No.16210537

>>16210531
I'd give her so much love and tofu that she'd be tubby mofu!

>> No.16210539

>>16210526
>So you don't have a favorite girl.
Anon, if she was tauric from the start you would never know the bipedal option exists so your current second favourite would be your favourite.

Favourite =/= waifu, they're entirely different things.

>> No.16210542

>>16210533
So only waifufags can answer the question?

>said something vague that doesn't mean anything
But I didn't? I said there's nothing wrong with having variety.

>> No.16210545

>>16210529
I think hakutaku, mino and holst are it. I did forget them though.Probably the bovine aspect, can't help but think of them as a different subspecies.

I mean specifically equine/cervidae. Also, I didn't realize goats were bovine.

>>16210539
>you would never know the bipedal option exists
Dude what? Kc isn't the be all and end all of MGs. There are taruic dragon designs out there. I mean they look like shit but they exist.

>>16210542
>So only waifufags can answer the question?
Yeah, they are the only ones especially committed to a species.

>> No.16210548

A NERD WHITEHORN WHOSE PARENTS WERE FORCED TO MOVE TO FLORIDA AND HAD TO GO WITH THEM!

>> No.16210549

>>16210545
Weersheep is the last one. Her, the cowgirls, the tit hater, and the alcoholic are all bipedal hoofed monstergirls.

>> No.16210553

>>16210545
>Dude what? Kc isn't the be all and end all of MGs
You didn't specify that though.
>Imagine if from the get-go they were tauric.
Was what you said.

>> No.16210554

>>16210548
>MOM! DAD! This sucks! There's an alligator in the pool!
>HI I'M DAISY!

>> No.16210555

>>16210525
If you bully a little fix then you'll get bullied by a big fox
So think twice before doing anything mean

>>16210537
Now that's the right mentality
Keep her healthy though, you wouldn't want a chubby fox

>> No.16210561

>>16210549
You forgot Barometz and Chimera

>> No.16210563

>>16210561
Don't we all?

>> No.16210569

>>16210563
kek

>> No.16210572

>>16210555
Maybe I do want a chubby fox.
A fox as soft as her tails!

>> No.16210579

Give me a goth princess and nobody gets hurt.

>> No.16210581
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This is your cat for tonight

>> No.16210583

>>16210563
Oh shit. I feel sorry for them.

>> No.16210584

>>16210555
Still gonna bully that little fox.

>> No.16210588

>>16210579
Sorry, I only have goth, fiesty warriors.

>> No.16210595

>>16210588
Eh, I'll take it, but you'll get no more than four shekels for it.

>> No.16210597

>>16210581
Gonna do lewd things to that rear

>> No.16210600

>>16210553
We've been talking KC from the start, that's not something I have to specify.

>>16210549
So we have
Mino, Holst, Barometz, Weresheep, Hakutaku, Satyr, Baphomet. not counting Chimera because if I recall correctly that can be any combination of monsters.

But the point stands, these are all bovids. Some deer pussy that doesn't make me look like a madman from /k/ would be nice.

Though to be fair I suppose White Horn is the first deer girl we have. All the other horsepusies are equine.

>> No.16210601
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>>16210581

>> No.16210604

>>16210595
I can force her in a princess dress for 4 and a half.

>> No.16210606

>>16210572
This is too much softness for one man to handle, you'll get lost it her softness and spend your entire days at the shrine cuddling her

>>16210584
Then be ready to be bullied a tall stacked fox, she might even tease your ears until you apologize

>> No.16210616

>>16210604
4 and a half? Who do you think I am, king Croesus?

>> No.16210623

>>16210606
I'll just bully the other fox as well.

>> No.16210631

>>16210616
C'mon Anon, not only I'll have to get the dress but I'll also put it on her for you. She IS a warrior you know?

>> No.16210634

>>16210606
That's perfect!
I can cuddle her, brush her tail, and hand feed her more snacks!

>> No.16210641

Fuck filthy Cheshires.

>> No.16210642

>>16210623
This is not ok.
That fox is nearly a hundred and earned the position of head priestess through years of dedication and hard work
Bullying her would be the greatest of affront

>>16210579
Which monster girl wears Gothic dresses the best?
No undead please, that would be too easy an answer

>> No.16210645

>>16210641
Fuck bath Raijus.

>> No.16210646

>>16210631
Just show me the warrior already, I'll decide if the dress is worth it.

>> No.16210656

>>16210642
>Which monster girl wears Gothic dresses the best?
Kiki

>> No.16210665

>>16210646
Well, I don't have her right here sadly, but I'll have her in a few hours.

>> No.16210668

>>16210665
Bonasera, Bonasera. What did I ever do to deserve such disrespect?

>> No.16210670

>>16210656
Living Doll

>> No.16210673

>>16210642
>No undead please, that would be too easy an answer
Fairies.

>> No.16210675

>>16210641
No, I'm going to clean up that Cheshire with a shared bath and massage!

>> No.16210678

>>16210634
Then go ahead, enjoy yourself
But once the inevitable day comes when she'll be grabbing her chub with the saddest most depressing expression on her face and she asks you if you think that she is fat you better take responsibility

>>16210641
No.

>>16210645
Yes.

>> No.16210693

>>16210656
Spiders.

>> No.16210699

>>16210656
Kikis do wear the goth dress well but they're far from the best

>>16210670
That's kind of cheating, tell me one thing Living Dolls don't wear perfectly

>>16210673
Goes fairies are alright, still not the best
Might even be worst than goth kikis

>>16210693
I don't know about this one, I'll need a picture to decide

>> No.16210709

I want to be a cute male Idol who is the sweetheart and hope for a million girls! I'll do my best to become the light in their lives! I'll even give free hugs to all my fans after the performance ends! I'll even kiss the stuff they ask to sign!

>> No.16210715

>>16210709
Too bad you aren't cute.

>> No.16210717

>>16210678
Oh, I will be.

Gonna fondle the fox all over before 'taking responsibility'

>> No.16210723

>>16210642
No affront is too great for me. No fox too haughty to bully.

>> No.16210724

>>16210709
This is how you get stalkers and yandere fans
Also make sure you never ever show yourself publicly with a girl, that would literally cause riots

>>16210717
Good.
Make that chubby fox happy and confident about her body

>> No.16210726

>>16210709
This sounds like a doujin plot. 20 pages later you're already ahegaoing and doing the double pace sign while being gangbanges by your monster fans.

>> No.16210728

>>16210726
Ahegao with double peace sign is the best!

>> No.16210735

>>16210726
Anon is a corrupted Idol. I bet after this even he'll wear slutty clothes in events.

>> No.16210737

>>16210709
How you do deal with faceless Tanuki producers?

>> No.16210744
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Unexpected.

>> No.16210746

>>16210744
Them's Injun clothes.

>> No.16210750
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Profile.

>> No.16210751

>>16210744
I need my waifu for this.

>> No.16210752

>>16210715
Savage

>> No.16210761

>>16210723
Don't turn this into a dr.Seuss book
You are going to make that fox cry and deeply scar her pride

>>16210744
Eh?
Monday release + an MGE2 girl?
I'm very surprised but still happy, Griffon is a great girl

>> No.16210768

>>16210761
That's what she gets for interfering while I try to bully the other fox.

>> No.16210772

>>16210744
>Lion ass

>>>/out/

fucking zoophiles

>> No.16210776

>>16210724
I'm going to!
She'll be the happiest and softest fox in the world!

Kits will follow!

>> No.16210787

>>16210744
>>16210750
Hey, KC is not dead after all

>> No.16210790

>>16210744
>>16210750
One of the two girls I was really waiting for, based KC.

>> No.16210802

>>16210744
That's a lot of mofu

>> No.16210832

>>16210750
So, is this a product of KC's cold
Or did we not crack the release code?

It seemed like he was alternating between MGE2 profile and brand new one every 2 weeks

>> No.16210834

>>16210772
Are you that mad people were calling horsepussy shit?

>> No.16210842

>>16210744
I want to just slide my dick right up into that cleavage

>> No.16210845

>>16210768
>>16210776
You two should fight it out so we can learn if foxes are for loving or for bullying

>>16210802
When we got the leak picture I did not enjoy all her fluff, but now that we have a good look at her I'm starting to think that she is so warm and comfy that you would take the best naps on her lap

>> No.16210850

>>16210744
>>16210750
Finally

>> No.16210851

>>16210845
I never thought her underboobs are this delicious too.

>> No.16210853

>>16210845
Foxes are obviously for bullying. Obviously.

>> No.16210854

>>16210851
The under boobs are really strong. So strong that combined with the rest of her makes me waver.

>> No.16210856

>>16210845
Why not both?

>> No.16210880

>>16210751
Hang on anon, ignore the fluffy lionbird she's got nothing on your waifu

>>16210842
>>16210851
>>16210854
Her underboob game is really strong, so is her fluff game
Just think of the hugs she can give

>Strong fluffy arms hold you close to her and making you feel safe
>Big wings to cocoon you with and protect you from everything
>long lion tail to wrap your midrif for extra tightness

Yetis better find a new job

>> No.16210885

>>16210880
>Her underboob game is really strong, so is her fluff game
Her face really does it for me too, so serious and fierce. The red markings really help too.

>> No.16210893

>>16210880
>She'g got nothing on my waifu
>proceeds to say things that my waifus can do but now with soft and glorious fluff

You are not helping.

>> No.16210914

I bet Griffons are proud and lonely social outcasts, hated and feared by other MGs for making committed "loyal" husbandos turn into second rate sluts with her presence and majestic figure alone.

Who will be the first to play hard to get with a griffon, and not immediately kneel before her?

>> No.16210916

>>16210893
Nope, hold on. My waifu isn't just cuddles and hugs, I love her because of who she is, not because of her body.

>> No.16210945

>>16210885
Definitely
She has that look which says "If you mess with my husband you will regret ever being born."
I bet she'd scout you from the skies whenever you went out and would protect you from every little thing

>Guy klaxoning close to you and hurting your ears
>She swoops down and carry the car away
>Someone accidentally bumps into you
>He doesn't even have time to apologize that she's onto him, ready to tear him apart

>>16210893
>>16210916
I'm sorry and that's the right way to think about it
There is a reason I said your waifu is better and not dragons are better

>> No.16210951

>>16210914
>committed "loyal" husbandos
Hey now, it's just a little trip and it doesn't affect just me either. Such a powerful baest and so much treasure behind her too. My waifu wouldn't resist fighting and stealing from one.

>> No.16210967

>pick this up due to way friend described that men get monsterized when they spend some time with their new monster wives
>finally reach the part where it's mentioned
>they don't actually get monsterized
What the actual heck was even the point of introducing that part of the lore?

>> No.16210975

>>16210914
Hey, I'd become a slut for a Griffon if given the opportunity but my waifu would never let it happen, she'd rape me until I can't direct my list at anyone but her

I'm sure the waifus of every other weak husband would help them not succumb to sluttiness

>> No.16210979

>>16210744
>kc not dead
>broke pattern by going with encyclopedia 2 profile
MAD MAN

>> No.16210982

>>16210967
I think becoming an Incubus counts as leaving humanity behind.

>> No.16210990

>>16210982
Well they don't even do that, the 'incubi' that men turn into are monster but not monsters, some edgy version of a half monster.

>> No.16210993

>>16210967
It's so people can have a perfect life with their waifu without much effort.

>> No.16210997

>>16210982
>>16210990
Incubi are humans

>> No.16210998

>>16210990
Canonically, KC gave a kind've half-assed answer that they're literally just "humans with benefits".

>> No.16211002

Think hes going to release two in order to make up for the lost time or is he just going to let that gap sit there.

>> No.16211004

>>16210581
I'm going to squeeze every inch!

>> No.16211011

>>16210914
>>16210975
Now I'm curious about this, I can't be the only one relying on his waifu to prevent him from becoming a slut

Would any of you commit adultery if your waifu wasn't there to keep you in check?

If no one says yes I'm going to feel so ashamed

>> No.16211014

>>16210945
>He doesn't even have time to apologize that she's onto him, ready to tear him apart
God help that poor guy.

>> No.16211015

>>16211002
>>16211002
Maybe a new girl.
Waterland or insect is my bet.

>> No.16211017

>>16210982
>>16210990
>>16210993
>>16210997
>>16210998

I mean I was expecting something along the lines like growing scales on your skin if you're with a dragon, fur if you're with a kitsune or a hellhound, or losing legs in favour of a tail if with a lamia(or at least just scales over legs)
this is just some weird failure where the only thing that occurs is bigger dick and having athlete champion body.

I came for my fetishes(which I was told would be covered) and I was disappointed on that end.
For example who wouldn't like their dragongirl to breathe fire in their face because they can't hold it in and you just laugh it off because it doesn't do crap to you?

>> No.16211026

>>16211017
You get resistance to stuff like that, but your body is still human.

>> No.16211027

>>16211011
>Would any of you commit adultery if your waifu wasn't there to keep you in check?
Never.

>> No.16211036

>>16211017
No. You stay human-looking in appearance. But you gain a bunch of resistances depending on the waifu
I mean, you didn't think you'd become some sort of, some sort of, MONSTERBOY did you?

>> No.16211037

>>16211026
Yes but a fire stream in your face from point blank during sexy time will still melt your face off or damage it severely, I'm talking about immunity to that stuff.
>>16210997
How exactly? From what I've read they turn into monsters, if a incubus sleeps with a human woman then the woman turns into a succubus due to monster mana present alongside his spirit mana.

>> No.16211042

>>16211017
What incubi are is kinda up for debate. KC has been very, VERY vague with it. Mostly is just human+.
But He's also said that you can gain attributes from your waifu. Tough this was mostly meant for things like dragon fire doesn't hurt you (Instead it feels warm and pleasant) or all aquatic monsters husbands gain underwater breathing.
But full on monster boy isn't a part of the cannon. Maybe you gain a thing or two from her but not all of them. You can just head cannon that you become one but that's up to you.

>> No.16211044

>>16211036
>spoiler
Is that something avoided because of copyright issues or the like?
I just came here to rant because I wouldn't get claws and wings from fudging my waifu So yes, me not turning into a monsterboy makes me unhappy

>> No.16211045
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16211045

I want to go on comfy adventures with mixed party of humans and MGs while having the best of bants!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAYqGrwVDQY

>> No.16211046

>>16211017
Sounds like somebody needs a chaos girl in his life, Mr. Squidward.

>> No.16211048

So how do White Horns cover themselves up back there?

>> No.16211052

>>16211042
Incubi are monsterized human men, the same way monsterized elves still look like elves, centaurs like centaurs, dwarves like dwarves, eros minions like eros minions and so on.

>> No.16211054

>>16211048
Mudflaps.

>> No.16211055

>>16211042
Ah thanks, that explains what I needed to know, I just skimmed over profile stuff unrelated to the husbands in a rush to get to incubi part so I guess I missed it.

>> No.16211057

>>16211044
>Is that something avoided because of copyright issues or the like?
No, it's avoided due to MGE being monster GIRL. And most here have a hate boner for monster boys.

>> No.16211062

>>16211044
>Is that something avoided because of copyright issues or the like?
No
It's just a very VERY heated topic
You know, because this is a monstar goil thread

>> No.16211068

>>16211057
It's the only thing that makes MGE unique. That's the difference between a monstergirl and a girl monster. Otherwise we'd all just be over on /tg/ fapping to regular elves, busty vampires, succubi and so on as they've existed since the 70's.

>> No.16211071

>>16211057
>>16211062
Oh, well that explains it, thanks again.
Not wanting lewd airborne handholding sex with your winged waifu where you both use your wings to get closer to each other, plebian tastes I tell you

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>> No.16211073

>>16211011
I'll be honest with you, Anon. I've been with my waifu for a good time now and I can only see myself in a relationship with her. Even when thinking about other monsters, it's monstly just friendly stuff, never anything lewd, but there are three exceptions.
One is the Hellhound. I used to love wolfus a lot, but my love for my scaled waifu was stronger. Hellhound seems to be the remains of that wolfu lust, the fact that she is a dom rapist doesn't help either. I think i could be friends with onr, but if she ever pinned me down and attacked me weak spots I would be in a pretty bad position.
Second one is Griffon. Basically a dragon, but with the fluff. I always thought about how nice it would be to have a bit of mofu in mine, but I really don't care all that much if she doesn't have it, she is perfect either way. If the griffon attacked me though, that would be a bad spot for me just like the hellhound.

>> No.16211075

>>16211072
Familiars have weird tails.

>> No.16211077

>>16211075
It's a fluffball
A ball of fluff
Effective mace

>> No.16211079

>>16211071
>Spoiler
I'll be honest, that sounds kinda nice.

>> No.16211082

>>16211077
What happens if I bury my face in it and brwllbwlbwlblwlb?

>> No.16211085

>>16211082
You get a mouth full of fluff
A fluffy mouthful
Not at all tasty

>> No.16211087

>>16211085
What about her though?

>> No.16211090

Having the proper text to go off of with griffon, as a clarification, rather than finding reasons to attack you, instead you start coming back again and again to try getting the treasure again but deep down you really just want to meet the griffon again. As she keeps repeatedly punishing you her contempt for the lowly human trying to steal the ancient treasure she's protecting also begins to fade away into affection.

>> No.16211096

>>16211079
Having a tail rubbing contest with dragon waifu where the winner wins rights to be on top, rules are whoever moans first loses
Lewd two way 9tail-locking with your kitsune waifu
Slimy tentacle wrestling fun with the scylla waifu

>> No.16211100

>>16211087
Familiars are very soft
Pinchable cheeks
Soft underbellies
Good for brwllbwlbwlblwlb

>> No.16211101

>>16211017
KC doesn't believe monsterboys are something that should occur naturally in the setting. You'll have to visit Wonderland or join the Sabbath for anything of the sort.

>For example who wouldn't like their dragongirl to breathe fire in their face because they can't hold it in and you just laugh it off because it doesn't do crap to you?
I wouldn't be surprised if certain incubi could do that after reading some of KC's tweets.

>> No.16211104

>>16211100
Then fluff in the mouth isn't going to be a problem. I will assault her mercilessly!

>> No.16211110

>>16211045
>tfw always tank in vidya
>if I could go on an actual adventure, probably be similar
>Everyone needs a tank, and since it's MGs, human males would be even more highly sought after
>Wind up never getting in a party because everyone's arguing
>I just wanted to adventure
That aside, what would you party with, and how many should be in it? I say 5, self included, would be a good number

>> No.16211123

>>16211110
>Tfw used to always Tank
>As long as you keep aggro everyone loves you
>Decide to try DPS
>Other DPS' mock babby numbers
>Healers hate you even if you do good
>Tanks hate you even if you do good
Being a good DPS is suffering
Also, I'd say five too. Tank, Healer, DPS, Support, Jack

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>>16211110
I'd prefer a lucky, magnificent 7, including me, so six companions.
I would be the scholarly know-it-all atheist monk.
My waifu would be a melee DPS.
There would be a healslut bishie and his overprotective but tsundere Ogre tank girlfriend.
There would be an absent-minded wizard who is too OP to be in out party but who balances it out by being so out of it he hardly ever contributes.
There would be a city-born Dark Elf noble daughter who wants to play at being a ranger but is terrible at it. She only stays in the group by virtue of being the one who pays for everything.
Then there would be a Mimic for all our loot-carrying needs.

>> No.16211140

>>16211133
This post speaks volume about you.

>> No.16211146

>>16211133
>Then there would be a Mimic for all our loot-carrying needs
>Wasting a party slot on inventory

>> No.16211148

>>16211140
Nothing bad I hope.

>> No.16211153

>>16211146
She's the ultimate rogue you know.

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>>16211133
>I would be the scholarly know-it-all atheist monk.

>> No.16211165

>>16211154
Where else am I going to learn kung fu than a Buddhist temple? You tell that to me, lizardette.

>> No.16211179

>>16211148
Well... >>16211154

>> No.16211182

>>16211101
I think I may have found a new fetish thanks to that anon
>lewd sexy time with my dragon waifu
>she can't hold her breath when she comes hard
>breathes fire in my face thats hot enough to melt stone behind me
>panics and freezes thinking she just hurt me really bad, or worse killed me
>smoke clears out
>I'm fine and I'm laughing with small embers all over my face and upper chest
>She's all red faced and apologizing
>Breathe fire back at her
>She goes bit of tsundere on me for teasing her
>Initiate lewd kissing with fire blazing out whenever there's an opening between our lips

Gods damn you newfag anon.

>> No.16211185

>>16211179
Okay.

>> No.16211187 [DELETED] 

>>16211133
>[Deleted]
LaughingCheshire.png

>> No.16211188

>>16211182
>>Breathe fire back
You get immunities, not super powers.

>> No.16211190

>>16211110
Forgot to add who I'd go with, so going with >>16211123 template
>Hinezumi DPS
>Gandavarha Bard/Support
>Self as tank
>Titania as a healer
>Kej for Jack, since their hair seems to be rather flexible in usage.

>>16211133
>Dark Elf as a sponsor
That's new. Thought that stuff like Vamps/Wights would be the choice for money. Maybe a coon, but they seem to be clingy with money.

>> No.16211194

>>16211190
>Titania as a healer
My child from a different ancestry

>> No.16211198

>>16211110
I ain't no fucking nerd.

>> No.16211201

>>16199100
When did Yananon decide to come back?
[Spoiler]Didn't he die?[/spoiler]

>> No.16211203

>>16211188
I was referring to his posts >>16210967 >>16211017 where full monsterization happens, so in that case I'd get waifu's supah powahs as well as immunities.

>> No.16211221

Monsterboyfags remove yourselves from the premises, people have already been tolerating your faggotry enough now.

>> No.16211223
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Yuletide approaches.

>> No.16211235

>>16211017
How fucking new are you

>> No.16211238

Friendly reminder that getting a loli Kiki is the best option when looking for a Kikimora maid. Loli kikis may take longer to train, but they are much more eager to learn and are much more enthusiastic about whatever you'd tell them to do, no matter what it is. They're pure and innocent and perfect for molding into your ideal personal maid!

>> No.16211240 [DELETED] 

So has /a/ migrated to these threads?

>> No.16211242
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>>16210503

I would hang out at the shrines all the time and be a dirty free-loader, until one of the foxes snaps and makes me take responsibility. Bonus points if it's an older one.

>> No.16211243

>>16210967
>>16211017
Get the fuck out of here

>> No.16211244 [DELETED] 

>>16211240
Last I heard some janitor there went berserk and nuked their EMG thread or something.

>> No.16211245

>>16211072
whats this? Is this KC? A rewrite?

>> No.16211249 [DELETED] 

>>16211244
They also came to my precious One Piece threads. These new guys are cleaning up the system.

>> No.16211254 [DELETED] 

>>16211244
New mods went on a killing spree killing majority of generals, if it was full of shitposting it died relatively quickly, EMG threads were dead for a day and a half before someone put up a proper thread.

>> No.16211256

I just want to go for a walk with a Whitehorn, holding-hands, while both of us wear mittens.

>> No.16211268 [DELETED] 

>>16211254
They'll be here in a week.

>> No.16211282 [DELETED] 

>>16211268
Shouldn't be as purge happened about week and a half ago and threads are mostly alive now as shitposting just gets deleted and banned.
But I have seen fair amount of our guys sperging like fucking retards over monster boys shown in latest chapters

>> No.16211284

>>16211256
>hand holding

Go back to /d/ with this degenerate shit

>> No.16211291

>>16211284
but I wanna make her blush because she's embarrassed and not because she's flushing herself to prep for lewdness.

>> No.16211295 [DELETED] 

>>16211282
Don't we sperg over that same thing though?

>> No.16211302 [DELETED] 

>>16211282
>Exodus ended with us getting split and half getting sent here
>With how the EMG threads keep getting nuked, soon they'll be sent here as well
The ultimate pottery

>> No.16211305 [DELETED] 

>>16211302
I for one welcome our new, arachnid OC!

>> No.16211309 [DELETED] 

>>16211282
>Complaining about one thing is shitposting

>> No.16211310 [DELETED] 

>>16211295
Not exactly, as our guys automatically assume that the moment they see a monster boy that he's gonna NTR the fuck out of their waifu and then proceed to anally mindbreak them as a finishing move where as EMG guys just complain that male kobolds look more like animals while female ones look more human like This seems to vary, as we so far have both human like and animal like male kobolds shown.

>> No.16211314 [DELETED] 

>>16211310
>actually believing that the reason people hate monsterboys here is competition or NTR

Somebody drop you on your head when you were a kid?

>> No.16211317 [DELETED] 

>>16211310
That's not the reason I dislike monsterboys, retard.

>> No.16211319 [DELETED] 

>>16211310
>He thinks the reason people don't like Monsterboys is because of NTR
LaughingFaeries.png

>> No.16211320 [DELETED] 

>>16211309
Not one me to judge the mods, but shitposting has been culled decently.

>> No.16211322

what the fuck I love whitehorns now?!

>> No.16211330

>>16211322
Only bipedal ones I hope.

>> No.16211332 [DELETED] 

>>16211314
>>16211317
>>16211319
>123
>I like the male oni design

>134
>>I like male oni design
>NTR cuck kys

>146
>>I like male oni design
>How does it feel to be a faggot?

I just reporting what I've seen, can't really talk about the ones that silently shake their heads now can I?

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>>16211322

>> No.16211343

>it's snowing now
So the weather Ryu was ghosted by a Yuki Onna, it seems. Better be prepared for surprise attacks from Wendigo.

>> No.16211346

>>16211343
Hah! My door is locked, so let's see them get in!
...there's one behind me right now, isn't there?

>> No.16211348

>>16211343
I wish my waifu could show me snow.

>> No.16211352

>>16211343
>a Ryu and an Ice Queen plotting to plunge the world into an ice age

Who would rise up and stop them?

>> No.16211359 [DELETED] 

>>16211332
>crossposting with stuff from /a/ like it matters here
>can't even do that right
>calling someone a faggot even being in that list

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?

>> No.16211360

>>16211352
Scorcher.

>> No.16211362

>>16211348
She can. If she smuggles it ib from mexico first.
Remember, good "snow" smells strongly like gasoline, showing how and who smuggled it in.

>> No.16211367

>>16211352
Wooly Yetis.

>> No.16211372

>>16211343
I want to lure a Wendigo out of her cave with stretchy anime meat! Once she comes out I'm going to tackle her and use the rope I brought with me to tightly hogtie and gag her so I can bring her home with me. An anon needs a good Christmas tree after all.

>> No.16211374

>>16211362
Not that kind of snow Anon. The pure and lovely one that falls from the sky.

>> No.16211375

>>16211372
Be careful. Her coat is actually her stand.

>> No.16211380

>>16211374
The boring one? Just get a Yuki Onna and she can make it snow anywhere at any time.
Even in Death Valley.

>> No.16211385

>>16211245
I think its some other dude who's just writing up stuff on all the sabbath girls. Not canon or anything just something for fun

>> No.16211389

>>16211380
Yes, the boring one. Will my waifu torture a Yuki Onna just so I can see it? Thanks waifu.

>> No.16211391

>>16211375
I don't know what that's a reference to. You mean she's going to stand on her coat as my Christmas tree? I don't know about having a naked little girl for a Christmas tree.

>> No.16211394 [DELETED] 

>>16211359
It was a random example not actually crossposting
>Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?
Everything

>> No.16211396

>>16211389
Do not torture the snow woman.
They are both powerful and vengeful.

>> No.16211406

>>16211391
No, a Stand, like those funky looking dudes who hover behind certain characters from JJBA from part 3 onward.

>> No.16211408

>>16211375
Would the Wendigo be even worse if the giant monster in her coat was just some creature she controlled, rather than you?

>> No.16211412

>>16211406
What's the name of her [Stand]?

>> No.16211415

>>16211396
So she'll make a snowstorm so me and my waifu are cuddling inside our house for one week straight? Snow woman is too kind.

>> No.16211418

>>16211375
Someone said their screams is like a kid raging in Minecraft after his autismfort burns down. Terrifying indeed.

>> No.16211421

>>16211406
Weird. I guess she'll have to stay tied up and gagged then, I don't want my Christmas tree spooking my holiday guests.

>> No.16211432

>>16211412
Obsidion Tower.

>> No.16211435

>>16211418
I imagine more like a frenzied Khezu's scream.

>> No.16211436

>>16211412
Christmas tree.

>> No.16211442
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>that turbohot doujin about loli oni got translated
>it got translated and paywalled by fakku
I don't enough RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE for this desu senpai

>> No.16211447

>>16211436
So as a song, it'd be O Tannenbaum?

>> No.16211451

>>16211412
「White Christmas」

>> No.16211457

>>16211447
Sure, but I don't know why my Christmas tree would be singing, I don't want my Christmas tree to sing. That's why I'd gag her.

>> No.16211460

>>16211457
But a singing Christmas tree would be adorable, Grinch-kun.

>> No.16211461

>>16211442
I'm more interested in her Oni mom and those unbearably thicc thighs.

>> No.16211464

>>16211457
KDF Christmas much? Wendigo bondage tree, redcand white gimp suits, and trying to act normal sounds like his shtik.

>> No.16211472

>>16211442
HOW DARE THEY
>>16211461
Sibling from another progenitress

>> No.16211473

>>16211460
I don't know, Christmas songs get old really fast, they're so damn overplayed. Sure, maybe I could take her gag off when 'm in the mood for a song maybe on Christmas eve or something, but I don't wand to be woken up in the middle of the night or early in the morning by my Christmas tree deciding it's time for a song.

>> No.16211474

>>16211442
Why did you have to make me aware of the existence of this?

>> No.16211480

>>16211460
>Wendigo with a green coat decorated in christmas ornaments
>Singing songs with some pep at a party
>the Cheshire at said party is disapoint that there's no tree water to drink

>> No.16211481

>>16211464
I never said anything about gimp suits anon, that's weird.

>> No.16211483

>>16211442
It'll get leaked soon enough, no need to worry.

>> No.16211490

>>16211464
I've said before that I don't even celebrate Christmas anon, it's only significance for my family is that it's mine and my waifu's anniversary.

That being said, my daughteru would look absolutely adorable in a candy cane-patterned latex catsuit!

>> No.16211493

>>16211442
Is there anything stopping someone else from translating it and putting it somewhere else?

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RUUULES OF NAATUUREE!

>> No.16211499

>>16211483
Didn't sukebe fakku leaker got banned and all his torrents removed?

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Tomorrow is Elfgolian independence day, so be prepared for lecherous tales of snow Elves.

>> No.16211526

Griffon
Habitat: Mountains, Desert
Disposition: Ferocious, prideful, strong
Diet: Carnivorous, wild animals, particular preference for horse meat

A demon beast combining the wings of an eagle, and the lower body of a lion.
They make their homes in the unexplored regions of the mountainsides, and near desert ruins, and they were once given the mission to protect the ruins, and the treasures dwelling within, by the gods, and even in the current era they still keep watch over them.
They have an extremely rough and fierce temper, and will mercilessly attack anyone approaching the secret treasures they guard, no matter who it is.
They possess strong pride and great courage, and it is said that a Griffon has once driven off a Dragon attempting to add the treasure of the ruins to her hoard.
Therefore, they regard humans as lowly thieves who desire the treasures of the gods, and face them with arrogant and irreverent attitudes.

(cont)

>> No.16211529

>>16211499
There's more than one place leaks happen even if nyaa sold out.

>> No.16211532

>>16211490
>I don't even celebrate Christmas
Why not?

>> No.16211538

>>16211529
What? Cafe? It's slow as fuck, updates once per month or something

>> No.16211542

>>16211532
Because I was raised Jewish.

>> No.16211544 [DELETED] 

>>16211526
>once driven off a Dragon attempting to add the treasure of the ruins to her hoard

DELETE

>> No.16211551

>>16211538
Chaika, there's been 3 posts on there already this month.

>> No.16211562

>>16211542
oh.

>> No.16211569

>>16211526
>Horse meat
Is that a real thing? Do griffons outside of mge like eating horse?

>> No.16211572

>>16211569
Have you ever had any? It's good.

>> No.16211577

>>16211572
No can't say I have but I'll take your word for it.

>> No.16211578

>>16211526
>it was said
So the Griffon is also boasting and making herself look tougher than she actually is.

>> No.16211579

>>16211551
>chaika
I still don't get how to use it. It's just archive downloading of expunged panda galleries? It's uncomfy as fuck without actual pics

>> No.16211580

>>16211578
I think it's a random example to give an idea of how powerful they are.

>> No.16211581

>>16211526
>it is said that a Griffon has once driven off a Dragon attempting to add the treasure of the ruins to her hoard
I bet dragons and Griffons have angry arm wrestling contests in MGC bars after they've had one too many to drink
>>16211569
For some reason this makes me imagine a Griffon swooping down and carrying off a horse.

>> No.16211584

>>16211372
>kidnapping an innocent Wendigo and making her stand still in one place for weeks on end
Un-acceptable.

>> No.16211586

>>16211579
You can hover for the cover at least, although it's more useful if you know what you're looking for.

>> No.16211599

>>16211578
Wouldn't be the first monster to match a dragon in power.

>> No.16211602

>>16211584
I'm trying to be environmentally friendly here man, deforestation is a big problem these days and having a Christmas tree you can reuse every year is good.

>> No.16211607

>>16211551
Never heard of it. Can you link?

>>16211442
What's the title?

>> No.16211617

So The Last Guardian came out. How accurate of a portrayal is this of a boy's relationship with a feral monster?
How long until we get MG versions?

>> No.16211619

>>16211526
>driven off a Dragon

This is really bad.

>> No.16211623

>>16211442
>Why must you torment me like this?

>> No.16211630

>>16211619
Wolverines drive bears off of carcasses too. Doesn't make bears less cuddly-wuddly.

>> No.16211635

>>16211493
No, but you have to find someone to translate it first.

>> No.16211638

>>16211578
First attempt to retarded threadcanon.

>> No.16211643

>>16211630
But my dragons...

>> No.16211655

How old is too old for Holst daughterus to be nursing?

>> No.16211661

>>16211638
Won't be the last either. God forbid something can beat a dragon, people already get salty enough when it's mentioned that Baphomets are stronger.

>> No.16211665

>>16211655
As soon as they start making their own, they shouldn't steal from mommy.

>> No.16211678

>>16211655
I don't think anyone can get too old to drink form a Holt's titty, especially her kids.

>> No.16211683

>>16211526
But the instinct of a monster has taken hold even in them.
Even before they took on their current form, they were very sensitive to the desires of humans, and could thus easily detect the presence of would-be thieves, and the greater their desire, the stronger the Griffon's aggression would become, and the more violently they would attack the trespasser.
Currently, the ferocity they show towards humans is less violent, and more obscene and lustful, and the stronger a man's desire is, the greater their lust will grow, and they won't be able to help themselves and rape the man.
Their proud and arrogant personality makes them despise the idea of intercourse with a lowly human, and they will try their hardest not to display any pleasure or emotion during the act.
When they attack a man, they will swoop down from the sky with great speed, and the man will be utterly unable to defend himself, and they will quickly straddle him, put his penis inside them, and shake their hips wildly.
As if driven by the man's lust for the treasure, they will take pleasure in overpowering him with their own lust gone wild, and take delight in their conquest.

(cont)

>> No.16211685

>>16211526
So since they can match a dragon I guess they're the dom, fluffy version of dragons, in some way.

>> No.16211691

>>16211580
And an example to make dragons into Warf.

>> No.16211693

>>16211655
>>16211678
>Teenage Holst daughteru has a bad day at high school
>Her mother just smiles and puts an arm around her when she gets home
>Leads her to the old rocking chair that she'd always sit in to breastfeed
>Smiles and pats her lap
>Daughteru wordlessly settles in and starts suckling at her mother's teats
I can dig it.

>> No.16211699

>>16211691
Worf.

>> No.16211703

>>16211683
>they will try their hardest not to display any pleasure or emotion during the act
Oh man this is great. It's great when strong girls try and hide their pleasure but still remain dominant.

>> No.16211708

>>16211683
>They rape would-be thieves who want to steal their stuff

Fluffy dragons indeed.

>> No.16211710

>>16211691
It just says she drove a dragon off, not beat her. The dragon could have just decided it wasn't worth the effort or respected the griffons strength and so decided to leave

>> No.16211715

>>16211683
>they will take pleasure in overpowering him with their own lust gone wild

Oh man, she is number 1.1 on my list.

>> No.16211716

>>16211710
>my feet hurt
>wish I was back at my hoard
>this bird is pecking me

>> No.16211718

>>16211699
Yeah.

>> No.16211722

>>16211710
Or it was just a young dragon she scared off.
Like a Wurmling.

>> No.16211726

>>16211722
>AAHHH IT'S THE EARLY BIRD SHE'S GONNA GET ME!

>> No.16211731

>>16211722
Could be. Birbs normally feed the little ones worms.

>> No.16211733

>>16211722
It wouldn't take much to drive off a Wurmling, all you'd need to do is tell her that her father has cookies for her back at home.

>> No.16211737

>>16211731
Or vomit into their mouths.

>> No.16211741

>>16211726
>>16211733
Do not bully the little Wurms.

>> No.16211742

>>16211726
>Wurm burrows away through the floor
>somehow ends up causing the Griffon's lair to collapse

>> No.16211746

>>16211733
Or show her the color plaid.

>> No.16211750

>>16210744
>>16210750
>dat injun attire
>them milktanks
>that fluff
>that "beak" that's represented as jewelry
I want a tall, brown Griffon to kabe-don me.

>> No.16211755

>>16211746
Why would that drive away a Wurmling?

>> No.16211765

>>16211746
Plaid isn't a color anon.

>> No.16211768

>>16211607
Mating with onis

>> No.16211784

What's everyone else's least favourite threadcanon?
>Memecat

>> No.16211794

>>16211784
The whole 'don't dick the daughteru' stuff.

>> No.16211798

Fuck now there are even more powerful monsters guarding all the fat loot.
Being an adventurer in mge is hard.

>> No.16211799

>>16211784
Just about all of them really.

>> No.16211801

>>16211442
>mfw I managed to attain Because It's You, Shorty via some obscure hentai doujin site that seems to have hmanga paywalled by Fakku on it

>> No.16211805

>>16211586
Chaika has only expunged wani stuff or just the whole panda?

>> No.16211812

>>16211798
>adventuring
>not staying in the village and marrying your perfectly human childhood friend

>> No.16211818

>>16211784
Paladin-chan and Paladins in general.

Paladins are not monstergirls and have no place in the monstergirl thread.

>> No.16211824

>>16211784
All of them. Can't think of anything not cringy or retarded. I guess Charon is okay but she is forgotten now

>> No.16211825

>>16211784
>>16211818

>> No.16211828

>>16211812
>Staying still when you have magic and cuties

>> No.16211829

>>16211805
I think it's deleted only. At least, I tried to search some random stuff I read on Ex recently, and got nothing.

>> No.16211831

>>16211755
They think it's Spaceball 1 coming right at them.

>>16211765
To them it is, alongside apple.

>> No.16211832

>>16211805
Just licensed stuff.

>> No.16211833

>>16211828
Magic sucks

>> No.16211838

>>16211833
I agree, that's why I would go muscle wizard.

>> No.16211839

>>16211784
Memecat, stinky ookukade, wurms being retards rather than rape trains with a one track mind, paladins.

Hate just about all of it really.

>> No.16211843

>>16211526
>They possess strong pride and great courage, and it is said that a Griffon has once driven off a Dragon attempting to add the treasure of the ruins to her hoard.
I really like the way this is worded, as usual it leaves a lot of room for interpretation so you can assume whatever you prefer but most importantly it makes it sound like she managed to drive off the Dragon thanks to her heart, pride and courage


>they will try their hardest not to display any pleasure or emotion during the act.
This has so much potential, love it

>the stronger a man's desire is, the greater their lust will grow
So if a greedy fuck like me tried to get her treasure I'd be raped into the ground? Good.

>> No.16211845

>>16211839
>wurms being retards rather than rape trains with a one track mind
Wurms still are rapetrains here, they're just cute, simple rapetrains.

>> No.16211846

>>16211784
Memehounds.

>> No.16211848

>>16211784
memecat isn't threadcanon, it's a /monster/ meme

>> No.16211852

Friendly reminder to eat all your Christmas Cake this year anons, if you don't it sits there and gets all sad and lonely.

>> No.16211854

>>16211784
Wurms being retards and being able to destroy the universe. A close second is bipedal WH.

>> No.16211855

>>16211843
She'll swoop down from the mountaintops just to rape you.

>> No.16211860

>>16211784
Horsepussy/Whitehornpussy

>> No.16211868

>>16211855
Good thing I have plenty of fingers to finger her with.

>> No.16211873

I want to give a loli Mousegirl her daily rimjobs.

>> No.16211875

>>16211683
Thus, their relationship will change to two people who repeatedly meet for sex.
As is natural for a monster, a man will not be able to escape the allure of their body, and the man's desire to find the treasure will be gradually replaced with a desire to meet the Griffon once more.
Like monetary greed, sexual desire will also fuel their aggression, their desire being stoked isn't just carnal lust, but also her desire as a female monster to satisfy that man's lust.
By giving her husband pleasure with her own body, and heightening her husband's lust for them, and they will feel an ecstasy, and a feeling like butterflies in your stomach, unlike anything they've ever felt before, and they will lose themselves in the pleasures of sex with their loved one.
"When I was tasked with protecting that treasure, I had nothing but contempt for them... Who knew that the desire of a human, that I'd known only to hate, could be such a lovely thing when directed at oneself?"
And a result of them placing their husband above the treasure in importance, they're often inclined to forget about their treasure, and they'll probably begin neglecting their duty.

>> No.16211884

>>16211784
All of it. But OC lilims and bipedals are the worst.

>> No.16211892

>>16211526
>>16211683
>>16211875
They really are the haughty kabe-don types, I love it.

>> No.16211900

>>16211875
I am now picturing a Griffon looking at a picture of an anon as an army of Wurms, Wendigo, and Tannuki sneak off with her mountain of treasure behind her back.

>> No.16211905

>>16211875
Woah shit, this is the first time I see a line from the interviewed monster.

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>>16211845
You say cute but it comes across as anything but, it just makes them look like retards.

They're not even rapetrains 99% of the time, they're more interested in cookies, bellyrubs and other garbage.

>> No.16211947

>>16211910
Heaven forbid we portray anything differently than the books show them as.
Might as well be Codex: Monmusu

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>>16211947

>> No.16211955

>>16211884
I kinda like the OC lilims.

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Touch the cow. Do it faggot!

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>>16211953

>> No.16211962

>>16211957
no thanks

>> No.16211964

>>16211947
There's a difference between portraying them as different from what the book says and writing them as a 5 year old in an adult body.

>> No.16211968

>>16211955
What's the name of yours?

>> No.16211972

>>16211953
Die nerdhound, you don't belong in this world.

>> No.16211975

>>16211955
Kawaiipenis fag pls go

>> No.16211976

>>16211953
Nerdhounds are fucking great, I don't care what anyone says.

>> No.16211977

>>16211947
>some guy asks what we don't like
>one guy answers
>how dare you have a differing opinion on something I like!

>> No.16211979

>>16211968
I don't have one. I just like most of them.

>> No.16211981

>>16211784
Pretty much all of it. I mean, Wendigo started out okay but then faggots took it too far.

>> No.16211982

>>16211784
To be honest. I actually enjoy it.

>>16211839
>>16211854
>retards

It's cute.

>> No.16211986

>>16211982
Yes I agree, just like Nerdhounds and Raijus headpats.

>> No.16211987

>>16211977
Welcome to /mgt/, I guess.

>> No.16211993

Friendly reminder to all you anons who want a monstergirl to 'rape' you, it's not actually rape if you want it.

>> No.16211994

>>16211979
Which ones do you like Anon?

>> No.16211998

>>16211982
>It's cute.
It'd be cute for a small catgirl or something, not a type of dragon.

>> No.16211999

>>16211957
SHUT THE FUCK UP COWTITS

>> No.16212000

>>16211986
Exactly. I don't understand how people hate it.

>> No.16212008

>>16211993
And?

>> No.16212013

>>16211994
Mainly Selene and Ilassa.

>> No.16212014

>>16212000
The only thing I don't like about the Raiju headpats is the image spam that surrounds it, but the concept itself is rather adorable.

>> No.16212015

>>16212008
Calling it rape makes you look dumb.

>> No.16212022

>>16211998
>uniqueness is bad because everything has to be obvious and bland

Add some spice to your life.

>> No.16212031

>>16212014
>image spam

It's hardly spam.

>> No.16212032

>>16211957
Okay, I chuckled a bit.

>> No.16212043

>>16212031
Not him, but the way the guy was spamming Raiju headpats out of spite in the previous thread really pissed me off.

>> No.16212050

>>16212013
>Selene
I forget what her deal was.

>> No.16212055

>>16211957
MEGA MILK

>> No.16212058

>>16212022
There's a whole world of difference between being different or "unique" and being a complete abomination of a caricature.

You could do a ton of variations on Wurms without resorting to the same old thread canon shit. Thread canon as a whole is crutch used by people without an ounce of creativity, it doesn't matter if you have no ideas when you have memes.

>> No.16212065

>>16212058
>no fun allowed

It amazes me how people can have this much anger and hatred over a cute harmless idea.

>> No.16212085

>>16211957
I regret not saving the image with the big brown cow.

>> No.16212092

>>16212065
You're a genuine newfagggot aren't you.
>cute harmless idea
That "cute harmless idea" has plagued the thread for eons.

>> No.16212098

>>16212065
There's a good reason for it. It starts out as cute and harmless, but then it gets taken too far to the point where you can't even discuss the topic (e.g., Wurms) in any other way. Seriously, when is that last time you heard anyone discuss Wurms without resorting the threadcanon. Even if/when someone tries everyone else just responds with threadcanon bullshit.

>> No.16212107

>>16211900
Would other Dragons try to sneak in and use this opportunity to increase the size of her hoard?

Or they're too prideful for that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

>> No.16212113

>>16212092
>oh? You disagree with me? WHAT A NEWFAG

It's like you have only been in these threads and have never been on any other part of this website. Because of you did, you'd see that the stuff posted in here is nothing compared to the shit out there. Like I said, you must have really strong autism for this to anger you that much.

If the idea of cute wurms gets you so ass blasted. You should go cry about it on reddit.

>> No.16212115

>>16212107
Dragons would fight them head on. Dragons are great!

>> No.16212117

>>16212098
And? If you want a serious question go ask the fucking wiki or y'know, ignore them?

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>>16212050
Your lucky, I haven't had the time to read all the stories or find the links, so I don't know any of the lilims "gimmiks"

>> No.16212127

>>16212115
I'm getting a feeling the Dragon will win this one as the Griffon is more interested in Anon than actually defending the pile of treasure.

>> No.16212133

>>16212113
>>16212117
You really love your drooling retard Wurms don't you.

>> No.16212139

>>16212133
Yup. I love silly Wurms.

>> No.16212141

>>16212139
I have some bad news then. You are the cancer.

>> No.16212142

>>16212127
Non Anoned Griffon versus Dragon.

>> No.16212148

>>16212110
What kind of music would an anubis listen to while she works? Classical? Egyptian religious music? /mu/core?

>> No.16212152

>>16212148
Marches, mostly.

>> No.16212153

>>16212139
You're a part of the problem anon.

>> No.16212158
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16212158

Slim catgirls

>> No.16212165

>>16212148
Vaporwave

>> No.16212166

>>16212158
Those paws are nothing but.

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>>16212142
>Giant, fire-breathing, armored destroyer of days vs an over-glorified turkey
Gonna be having drumsticks tonight.

>> No.16212168
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>>16212158
Pff

>> No.16212176

>>16212158
Darkstalkers taught an entire generation on what a Succubus is. Thanks Morrigan.

>> No.16212181

>>16212167
>Dragon brings back griffon from her raid and uses her as a maid

Fight on, Dragon waifu.

>> No.16212195

>>16212142
I'm gonna put armor on that Griffin, then ride her into battle!

>> No.16212200

>>16212119
Here's the rundown.
Mari's daughter is the loli.
Illassa is the masochist who asks if you woukd like to know more.
Lani is a flat chested evolution of MGK Lilim who loves sweets, exploration, and has issues with illegal Wurm immigrants.
Mari is the overly sexual looking one who has a dark matter that huffs paint and assumes the form of a cat or catgirl.
Selene is the warrior type who likes fighting and strong willed people. Or something.
Victoria is into running her country the best way she can, but is besieged by various forces over misunderstandings. Looks lije Esdeath.
There's that one Lilim with a Ryu who save rainforests, or whatever.
There's Alp's.

And then there are the meme ones: CRUSHER and kawaiipenis.

>> No.16212203

>>16212167
Easiest 50 bucks I've ever made.

>> No.16212204

>>16212119
>I don't know any of the lilims "gimmiks"

To my memory
>Deruella is canon and a tad extreme in corrupting lands
>mari is an explorer of some sort.
>Cant remember much about victoria but the thread calls her a dork.
>Ilassa has her own super city
>Selene likes fighting and restrains herself for a good duel.
>Lani= something something candy and wurms

Keep in mind I could be wrong about any this and I'm missing 4 but two of them are jokes.

>> No.16212205

>>16212200
>There's Alp's
You know she exists, but don't know anything about her.

>> No.16212215

>>16212142
>strong scaled, fire breathing dragon
>vs weak to fire duck who may or may not have lightning
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Pretty tough call.

>> No.16212222

>>16212204
I want to explore Mari's body.

>> No.16212225

>>16212200
Don't forget KDF's.

>> No.16212226

>>16212141
>>16212153
I really don't care. I'll enjoy my waifu. You enjoy yours.

>> No.16212228

>>16212200
>And then there are the meme ones
They're all meme ones.

>> No.16212232

>dragonfags upset because another girl can match them when their duty is at stake
Surprise level: Mantis.

>> No.16212236

>>16212181
This. Dragons are best!

>> No.16212237
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16212237

>>16212158
Slime catgirls

>> No.16212242

>>16212148
>Egyptian religious music

On behalf of my Anubis wife. Do elaborate.

>> No.16212244

>>16212204
Candy is more Druebella's thing, as Lani is more into sweets and shit like cakes.

CRUSHER and cutechinpo are the meme ones. Lani, Selene, and Viccy are the newer donuts on the block, but still have some content.

>> No.16212246

>>16212181
Fuck you don't ruin Griffons this soon

>> No.16212247

>>16212200
>save rainforests

Green lilims. She transforms wastelands into green realms.

>> No.16212248

>>16212232
Quite the delicious bait you got there, mate.

>> No.16212255

>>16212232
Drive off /= match.
Even then, a mid-game monster is always weaker than an endgame one.

>> No.16212256

>>16212246
I need to protect myself one way or the other.

>> No.16212258

>>16212232
Silly anon. You really think a "over glorified turkey" can even match a dragon. Those humans telling that mythical tale are probably deluded.

>> No.16212263

>>16212247
At least she's doing more than getting a bunch of kids to sing about rainforests and pocketing any money they get donated to them.

>> No.16212267

>>16212248
I'm 100% serious.
Just examine the replies following yours.

It's suddenly like it's a fucking Touhou power level thread.

>> No.16212269

>>16212200
>Whore's daughter
>Shitty masochist
>Retarded idea
>Whore
>Who
>Who
>Who
>Who

>> No.16212275

>>16212269
>>Shitty masochist

I call her that in bed along with many other things.

>> No.16212277

>>16212065
>harmless
It completely shuts out any discussion of alternatives. It's got to the point where I'd rather not see Wurms talked about at all.

>> No.16212286

>>16212232
While we're at it, reminder that dragons get btfo by loli goats.

>> No.16212293

>>16212267
Anon, this has always been a power level thread.

>> No.16212294

>>16212248
>>16212255
>>16212258
At least this one doesn't turn into a lizard like yours.

>> No.16212295

>>16212286
Because they're KC's author pet.

>> No.16212299

>>16212267
My waifu is a Dragon and I would really like it if Griffon was almost as powerful as one. It would be fun to imagine my waifu trying to steal her treasure.

>> No.16212300

>>16212242
Well, obviously there are no surviving compositions or writings from ancient Egypt in our world (I believe the earliest surviving piece of music some Greek song from ~1st century C.E.), but to me it's more than likely that some music and instruments would have been preserved by pharaohs and anubi. It would also more than likely be religious, since early music is almost strictly religious or ritualistic in nature.

>> No.16212301

>>16212286
>loli goats
You want to talk about shitty meme girls, there's one right there.

>> No.16212303

>>16212294
No, she just becomes a birdbrain who can't guard ice cream from a depressed Yeti.

>> No.16212304

>>16212294
>turn into a lizard like yours

???

>> No.16212305

>>16212299
Both Dragons and Griffons are prideful. A fight between the two is inevitable.

>> No.16212307

>>16212294
>implying that's a bad thing.

>> No.16212314

>>16212304
Dragon's innate magic partially protects them from the Demon Lord's magic. They can revert to their 'true' dragon forms if they choose to. This applies across the board to draconic races.

>> No.16212319
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Dragon loli and Griffon loli pulling eachothers hair on the playground when?

>> No.16212325

>>16212305
I don't think we can call one side being reduced to a pile of charred feathers a 'fight'.

>> No.16212326

>>16212269
you were told who, dont be a dick

>> No.16212328

>>16212314
Oh that's what you meant. Well, that's not a bad thing.

>>16212319
Who's going to have to separate them?

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>>16212305
What about the corner of the ring that's prideful, powerful, greedy, AND lewd?

>> No.16212333

>>16211801
Isn't that on nhentai?

>> No.16212334

>>16212168
I miss classic Felicia.

>> No.16212336

>>16212326
He's obviously baiting. Just don't reply.

>> No.16212337

>>16212319
Mortal enemies since birth?
>>16212328
>Who's going to have to separate them?
Paladin-Pete, the kid who got over measles through the power of faith and now wears a kettle on his head.

>> No.16212340

>>16212168
Am I a faggot if I really like her arms and legs? Huge paws included.

>> No.16212341

>>16212325
Wrath gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.

>> No.16212344

>>16212325
You can stop making us look like petty 12 year olds any time.
Please.

>> No.16212345

>>16212336
I am not.

>> No.16212348

>>16212337
>Yeti and Paladin open up a day-care together
>He's constantly having to break up the Dragon and Griffon girls

>> No.16212351

>>16212305
Oh man think about it.

>Dragonfu starts arguing with Griffon
>"Oho? You say that you guard treasures from the gods, but they don't even look that great. My hoard is definetely better than yours!"
>"And what could your hoard have that it makes it "better" than mine?"
>Dragonfu points at me

Bonus points if the Griffon says that I'm trash and then the mountain explodes.

>> No.16212349

>>16212325
A serious dragon wouldn't even leave ash behind.

>>16212328
Big sis Wock.

>> No.16212353

>>16212331
Can Wocks even leave Wonderland?

>> No.16212355

>>16212304
Dragons go sub.

KC described it as being "mere lizards" once it happens or something like that.

>> No.16212363

So does the church of dragons just milk money from lonely dragonfags?

>> No.16212368

>>16212355
That's probably it. At that point the Dragon doesn't care about being the strongest monster girl anymore. She just want sex with Anon.

>> No.16212370

>>16212353
Any girl can leave Wonderland, Alices especially.

>> No.16212371

>>16212344
Considering the amount of ass-mad and the anons who scream 'newfag!' at anything they take offense to, I hardly think me joking around is what makes you look like a child.

>> No.16212374

>>16212371
Newfag.

>> No.16212378

>>16212295
>excuses
Fact is dragon gets beat by at least three girls now and probably more than that which KC hasn't bothered to point out.

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>>16212368
Apophis.txt
What a purple waste of a profile.

>> No.16212381

>>16212371
There has been an extreme amount of rancid newfaggotry lately, newfag. Especially with that faggot that wanted to be a monsterboy earlier.

>> No.16212382

>>16212307
If you have shit taste, maybe.

>> No.16212383

>>16212355
Powerful/dominant girls becoming subs towards the man they love, but no one else, is my fetish.

>> No.16212389

>>16212363
>Anon pays the dragon church to smuggle him into Dragon territory
>He might get snagged by other MGs before reaching the Dragon

I wonder who is behind this

>> No.16212393

>>16212200
>Daughters of a reality breaking sex monster
>Decides to make a fucking battle shonen character.
I want to punch the idiot that made Selene, why would a lilim be interested in fighting?

>> No.16212397

>>16212382
Wow, haven't heard that one before. With your skills, you could easily make it big in /b/.

>> No.16212399

>>16212379
See this is what happens when you worship Cat Girls like they do in Egypt.

They get incredibly smug.

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>>16212379
Oh please Pharaoh internet defence force, you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.16212403

>>16212389
Fact is there's just not enough dragons for all the people who want one.
As a result, they have to whittle down all the ones that try.

>> No.16212406

>>16212383
I'll use the phrase of the other anon >>16212382

>> No.16212409

>>16212378
Dragons are one of the most powerful. I'm excited to see even stronger monsters.

I really don't see why people are getting all pissy over a Griffon making a Dragon fuck off. It could be that she was stronger or that the Dragon just got bored, but that doesn't change the fact that Griffon was strong and fulfilled her mission.

>> No.16212411

>>16212400
I never noticed what her tail was doing in this pic. that's adorable.

>> No.16212412

>>16212383
Distinguished taste.

>> No.16212419

>>16212406
>other anon

>> No.16212424

>>16212400
>here's a profile where everything in it about her goes away the moment you fuck her
Yeah grade A shit right there.

>> No.16212426

>>16212403
>Anon gets smuggled into Dragonia
>Gets arrested for being an illegal immigrant
>Thrown into jail and gets raped by the guards there

Maybe that's his plan all along

>> No.16212431

>>16212409
Haven't all the "demon beasts" been considered scary as fuck? I don't know why anyone expect any different with this.

>> No.16212444

>>16212426
Would they even use dragons or wyverns as guards? That seems like demeaning grunt work, not a role for proud, distinguished warriors. They probably make all the lesser reptiles like Lizardmen do that work.

>> No.16212447

>>16212286
They've been equals in strength since the Dragon was introduced.
Vampires can also match Dragons if they're willing to give in to their thirst for blood.

>> No.16212452

>>16212393
Maybe she wants to impress daddy by becoming a strong fighter like him?
Imagine a young Lilim trying to lift her father's sword and wearing his large armor.

>> No.16212453

>>16212419
?

>> No.16212457

>>16212452
And so Isilda, daughter of Anon, took up her father's sword?

>> No.16212463

>>16212403
>the ones who try

Like how?

>> No.16212464

>>16212444
Maybe as higher ranked guards. That Anon can only hope the warden has eyes for him.

>> No.16212477

>>16212355
>Dragons go sub.
[citation needed]

>> No.16212485

>power level arguments
if this continues then thats gonna be the last fucking straw I'll have to leave

>> No.16212491

>>16212485
Blame dragonfags, this started with them whining.

>> No.16212496

>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”
t. Profile

>> No.16212497

>>16212477
>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

Here ya go. Straight from the Dragon page.

However, you should note that it says "if their instincts recognize a man". IF. I'm sure that if you decide to be agressive in bed she might go lizard, but if you keep things cool she might stay normal. There is also the chance that she'll fight back.

>> No.16212499

>>16212496
Was for >>16212477

>> No.16212504
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Can't we all just get along?

>> No.16212506 [DELETED] 

>>16212496
DELETE

A scripture we do not talk about in the great dragon prophecy.

>> No.16212510

>>16212457
>took up her father's sword
Don't give KDF ideas

>> No.16212516
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>>16212464
>Anon gets arrested illegally entering Dagonia
>Gets sent to prison
>All according to plan
>Now he may might get raped by a dragon guard
>Arrives at prison
>All the guards are Lizardmen and Salamanders
>notlikethis.jpg
>The guards are talking amongst themselves all day, eyeing him up
>Anon gets a solitary cell
>That night, the door swings open
>There's a particularly surly Lizardman there
>'On your feet, scum. The warden wants to talk to you.'
>You've only been here one day! What could you have done?
>Warden steps in
>She's a full-fledged Dragon
>She's a bit older, with scars from countless battles on her muscular frame
>'Hmph. So you're the new inmate who's had my guards all abuzz.'
>She's licking her lips as she looks you over
>'Mmm, yes. You do seem like a trouble-maker. I suppose I'll have to break you in personally.'
>'Lock the cell. This prisoner is under solitary confinement for the next 24 hours.'
Everything went better than expected, I guess

>> No.16212520

>>16212506
>not liking the best part
Sad!

>> No.16212523

>>16212510
Oh yeah, talking about KDF. I was watching that video about the guy punching a kangaroo and thought about a Roo girl bullying his daughter and him saving her.

I'm 100% sure I should kill myself now.

>> No.16212525

>>16212496
>>16212497
I remember that, but the post said it like it was a guarantee. Also
>being more powerful than a dragon

>> No.16212528

>>16212496
>>16212497
Only for this Griffon is better

>> No.16212531

>>16212525
In magic JRPG-sex world?

I dunno anon, you tell me.

>> No.16212532

Sometimes I wonder if people ever actually bother to read the pages for their favorite girls or if they just assumed thread memes were indicative of the race.

>> No.16212537

>>16212457
Who?

>> No.16212538

>>16212528
Griffon has a huge advantage over Dragon, I mean, look at that fluff. I'm sure people who are more into femdom would go for Griffon because I would say they are more likely to rape you and treat you roughly.

>> No.16212542

>>16212532
I mean memes do sometimes exist for a reason but that isn't me saying they shouldn't read the entry too cause yeah sometimes they are a lot more telling

>> No.16212543

>>16212537
It's a Lord of the Rings quote, I just made Isildur a more feminine name.

>> No.16212544

>>16212528
Sure, if you have shit taste.

>> No.16212546

>>16212538
Fluff is also why Ryu > other dragons.

>> No.16212547

>>16212485
That would be the final tumor of cancer that would kill these threads. All we need is a madara tier copy pasta about somebodies waifu

>> No.16212549

>>16212546
Yeah, Ryu is pretty great but she doesn't have that much fluff. She does have reverse scale though.

>> No.16212552

>>16212547
If anything causes that it's going to be someone with an OC lilim that they take VERY seriously.

>> No.16212553

>>16212485
>>16212547
Are..are you guys actually new? You act as if this was the first time this ever happened.

>> No.16212557

>>16212516
>Word got out that solitary confinement = locked in a room with a Dragon warden
>More Anons go to the Dragon church and pay them fees to get smuggled into Dragonia

just_as_planned.jpg

>> No.16212561

>>16212532
You're acting as if ignoring parts of bios and cherry-picking is anything new in these threads. We've pretty much always ignored one part of a bio or another for some girls, typically because those parts are stupid and contradict the rest of the bio. Just about every girl made has been boiled down to a meme of their one or two primary features.

>> No.16212565

>>16212553
I've been around since before we left /a/ but have taken a few hiatus's. When was the last time wiafu war power level wanked happened? I genuinely don't remember that.

>> No.16212567

>>16212544
Only someone with shit taste would say that.

>> No.16212572

>>16212565
Couldn't tell you. I usually zone out when this happens.

>> No.16212573

>>16212565
Last one I remember was that Shoggoth one.

>> No.16212574

>>16212565
Pretty much any time baphomets get brought up.

>> No.16212579

>>16212567
Only someone with shit taste would accuse others of shit taste.

>> No.16212580

>>16212574
I've heard bitching about them being authors pet like once or twice a few months ago. That's hardly power level fighting.

>> No.16212582

>>16212580
Don't forget the bit about them having The Best Pussy™ when that's just about the only power level that actually matters in this setting.

>> No.16212590

>>16212582
That best pussy shit is pretty much why ost people ignore them, even when talking about the Sabbath. When one character is blatantly that much of a Mary Sue creator's pet, why would you want to bother with anything else?

>> No.16212598

>>16212403
Yeah that's fine, I never actually expected that I would ever be good enough to land a dragon waifu in the first place.

>> No.16212603

>>16212565
Monthly at the very least, what rock have you been living under?

>> No.16212615

>>16212603
There were none in novermber or october that I can think of.

>> No.16212627

>>16212615
There was one last month, again about baphomets and dragons and before that there was one talking about various other girls.

>> No.16212628

>>16212598
You could always try a different approach than the Dragon kingdom.
There's eligible Ryus over in Zipangu, Wurms can be found in the far ends of the earth, and rumors speak of undead dragons in abandoned kingdoms.
Otohime don't count fuck you.

>> No.16212640

>>16212628
I think I'll just try my luck with Angels. They seem to be underrated and thus available.

>> No.16212656

I want to spoil a lonely CC monster rotten.

>> No.16212659

>>16211110
I mean I always play healers, but I don't know if that would be all that safe with MGs. They'd probably just think I'm some kind of slut considering spirit energy is super effective for 'healing' party members. I'd probably have to stick with a nice paladin-oneesan if I wanted to actually do my job.

As for party size, around 4 is good. Tank, Healer, Off-Tank/DPS, Pure DPS.

>> No.16212660

>>16212640
Remember, Eros > the rest.

>> No.16212665

>>16212660
Posiden seems alright.

>> No.16212671

>>16212660
Valkyrie are more my style.

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16212673

Uh-oh, anon. It turns out your house was built on top of an old shrine, and you have managed to disturb a particularly haughty fox spirit. She is now demanding you worship her and pay tribute. How do you respond?

>> No.16212675

>>16212673
Call her a titcow

>> No.16212678

>>16212673
"Worship" her and give her some coins eveyday and be on my way.

>> No.16212679

>>16212673
I mean sure but its not like im exactly swimming in dosh her. She could probably find more lucrative sources.

>> No.16212682

>>16212673
Absolutely not. This is my house now and me and my waifu will do what we want.

>> No.16212683

>>16212673
I use my body to pay tribute. Yeah, I'm a foxslut.

>> No.16212691

>>16212683
>she gets flustered because she didn't expect that cheesy pickup line (by fox standards) to actually work

>> No.16212707

>>16212561
People prefer to have their own setting and waifu. Ain't nothing wrong with that. For example, Anubi are cute and have their own quirks (which for some reason people like to call autism). Which a is good. Uniqueness is good. But the "mummy curse" and the "rapes when confused" is ignored quite a bit. I think this is because KC literally threw this in to make up for the rape theme most of the girls have. So instead of developing more of the character he just decides to create an excuse for rape. This isn't necessarily bad. I still like it. But it's easy to see why people ignore it.

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>>16211447

>> No.16212713
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>>16212675
A full, voluptuous figure is a sign of wealth and status! How dare you try to demean her by comparing her to a common dairy machine.

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>>16212673
Fuck off, bitch
This house is Sabbath's territory, only loli foxes allowed here

>> No.16212728

>>16212707
I wish Anubis raped more. I'll take that over the buttslut memecanon.

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>>16211953
>>16211947
>"For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality."

>> No.16212744

>>16212726
>flat
>a single tail
That's about as bottom of the barrel as you can get for kitsune status.

>> No.16212746

>>16212673
Complain to the seller and move out.

>> No.16212747

>>16212728
Ain't nothing wrong with big butts my friend. Ain't nothing wrong with rape.

>> No.16212750

>>16212728
I wasn't even aware that memecanon had them as buttsluts.

>> No.16212753

>>16211683
>Even before they took on their current form, they were very sensitive to the desires of humans, and could thus easily detect the presence of would-be thieves, and the greater their desire, the stronger the Griffon's aggression would become, and the more violently they would attack the trespasser.

>You'll never be dense-kun and irritate shit out of a Griffon because she's not used to company and wants you gone, but physically can't make herself attack you because you have no untoward desires.
>You'll never make her spend all day grudgingly hanging out with you

>> No.16212763

>>16212673
Introduce her to the Nurarihyon wife.

>> No.16212770

>>16212744
>wanting multitailed whores who fucked literally thousands of men
Enjoy your sloppy thousands and your wife's kids

Making one-tailed kitsune into nine-tailed by yourself is the only acceptable way

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>>16212713
>How dare you try to demean her by comparing her to a common dairy machine.
Oh how I'd love a milky Kitsune.

>> No.16212778

>>16212730
I think that's what the people who dislike nerdhound are upset about. Not the littler hound, the fact that the aggressive forward nature was turned all shy and cutesy

>> No.16212783

>>16211784
I like most threadcanon, primarily because when I don't see it as an improvement, It's happening to a girl I don't give a shit about anyway.

>> No.16212791

>>16212770
Kitsune get one tail per 100 years, assuming they're single.
More tails just means they're the ultimate CC.

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>>16212771
That's a sacred duty reserved only for the head priest of the shrine, anon. Not just anyone can be allowed to fondle the sacred chest of a fox.

Though with her shrine being gone, she just so happens to have an opening available.

>> No.16212802

>>16212167
>>16212215
Dragons, stop posting please. She didn't believe you when you said you left your over on either.

>> No.16212803

>>16212793
Heaven.jpg

>> No.16212809

>>16212793
>image
Beat me to it you fucker.

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>>16212778
>the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality."
the shy and cutesy is just a facade though, a facade you can break with too much bullying or teasing.

>> No.16212824

>>16212771
>>16212793
I really want to milk a busty kitsune like common livestock, and then teaser her about how she enjoys it.

>> No.16212825

>>16212565
Shoggoth. I started it

>> No.16212836

>>16212824
>Milky Kitsune cosplaying as a Holstaur
>Even does that fox-hand thing while mooing
Oh yes.

>> No.16212848

>>16212793
>Shes braless

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>>16212824
Oh, I'm sure she wouldn't hide enjoying it. Have you seen how smug foxes are? With a body like that, they're gonna be sure to enjoy it. They'll just make suree to remind you how lucky you are to be a lowly commoner who gets to milk her every day. You have to tease her about the lewd faces she makes, telling her how unbecoming it is for someone so deified to be making such base displays.

>> No.16212853

>>16211442
I pity the anons who can't enjoy such joys
It's absolute fap
http://imgur.com/a/h44f1

>> No.16212875

>>16212853
>Tight penetration panel
>Close-up, detailed, uncensored
I'm not one for lolis, but that shit has me diamonds.

>> No.16212917

>You'll never be an avid bird watcher
>That is, the watcher of one bird
>An ancient, regal griffon, who at times can be seen circling her mountain's peaks
>Sometimes you watch her just circle for hours
>At other times you watch her swoop down on a would be thief, or knight who wandered too close
>Watching her best a knight, eat his horse and take his gear was the better part of the day.
>You're woken up early in the morning by the distant claps of thunder, yet when you look outside the sky is clear.
>The only time you'd witnessed such a phenomenon was some years back.
>Immediately, you rush to your usual spot only to bear witness to an aerial dogfight of claw, scale and feather.
>Your breath leaves you as you watch a mighty dragon square off against the griffon
>The scaled monstrosity unleashes a salvo of flame which the griffon deftly avoids before holding the claymore in her claws up high. the blade glows for a moment, before another crack of thunder lances out of the sky, narrowly voiding the swerving lizard.
>Their greetings done, the fight descends into a flurry of claw and steel, feather and scale and thunder and fire
>You can barely keep track of it as they dart about the sky before finally descending to the peak of the mountain, the both of them too exhausted to remain airborne
>Here, the griffon makes her final stand, and the fight begins anew
>Blood, broken and burnt feathers and singed scales litter the peak as the two mythic beings clash
>Each takes a step back and lunges, the tip of the griffon's claymore leveled at the dragon's chest, the dragon's fangs reared and going for the bird's throat, maw smouldering
>They clash but the griffon pivots away at the last moment, avoiding the claws and teeth while opening the lizard's belly.
>You can see her face clearly. Stoic yet exhausted. Grim, yet proud.
>The dragon slumps before crawling towards the edge of the peak, her wormlike struggle growing more refined as her vitality returns to her as befits the king of beasts, despite the thick smear of blood she leaves behind.
>While the griffon sits down to rest, watching the dragon leave
>It reaches the edge of the peak and rolls off, spreading its wings at the last moment and gliding down the mountain and into the skies, clutching its stomach, crimson blood staining the land
>You spend extra long that day, watching the bird.
>Maybe you'll lead a horse a little too close to her territory tomorrow.

>> No.16212924

>>16212850
I'd have to take it even further and make her wear cowprint and moo.

>> No.16212930

>>16212853
You're blueballing me here anon, I need loli oni and I need it now.

>> No.16212939

>>16212917
There was an attempt.

>> No.16212949

>>16212917
She's just flying off after getting disemboweled?

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>>16212924
>Become fox's head priest
>Help to re-build her shrine
>You also effectively become her husband
>She talks so proudly, even when you're working her tits over with your hands
>You always shoot back about how undignified she looks enjoying it so much
>Which almost invariably leads to sex
>It's a jovial, light-hearted relationship
>You'll tease and prank each other from time to time
>The goal is always to see who can make who crack in front of the visitors
>One day you leave a present for her on her bed
>It's a set of gag lingerie with cow print
>A joke back to when you first met her
>During the day, you're out cleaning the courtyard
>You look over and see her talking with some of the visitors as the leave
>She looks back over to you, pulling her robes
>She has the cow-print on underneath her ceremonial garb
>She winks at you with a cheeky grin
>You double over your broom, trying desperately not to laugh
I want this

>> No.16212986

>>16212917
You almost got it, Anon.

>> No.16212997

>>16212939
What did you find lacking? Was I too short in describing the combat, or do you dislike the notion that a griffon would use part of her treasure to defend the rest of it?
>>16212949
Dragons are fuckin' tough dude. She was already beginning to heal as she crawled off the mountain. As long as you hold it all it, it'll all be fine. Probably.

>> No.16213049

Would you a griffon if she came with her own buff shortstack dwarf griffonrider?

>> No.16213068

>>16213049
No. I don't dislike the Griffons design, but she isn't my kind of girl.

>> No.16213082

>>16213068
You're missing out on dwarven puns anon. They irritate her partner to no end, that's why she does it.

>> No.16213087

>>16213049
>Fucking anything apart from my dragon waifu

Nah. But she can bring herself and her little friend to dinner with me and my wife. Although it might get awkward when the Griffon and my wife start staring each other down across the table.

Geez. It's only been 1 thread and we're making thread cannon for the Griffon.

>> No.16213090

>>16213049
No, but I would praise her hoard.

>> No.16213098

>>16213087
>Nah. But she can bring herself and her little friend to dinner with me and my wife.
I mean sure, if you want the midget to get a little wet over each individual treasure your dragon holds. I mean the griffon will shake her partner down before they leave, but if her praise happens to catch your dragon's ear you could be in for hours discussing the origin of each little gold coin.

>> No.16213100

>>16213090
>praise her hoard
This sounds like an innuendo.

>> No.16213102

>>16213087
canon*

>> No.16213110

I want to bring a radio outside my Dullahan neighbor's house and have it play "Don't Fear The Reaper" as loud as it can and have her muscled, older sister open the window instead of my friend.

>> No.16213111

>>16213100
Oh, no. I'm just talking about her treasure hoard.

>> No.16213112

>>16213098
>Griffon and Dragon finally bond over treasure

I just find this adorable.

>> No.16213116

>>16213110
I want to see a Dullahan balance her head on her breasts.

>> No.16213123

>>16213116
I want to catch a dullahan's head as it rolls off her breasts

>> No.16213134

>>16208995
>Hair over eyes.
Why, out of all things, does this turn me on?

>> No.16213146

>>16213116
>>16213123
>Busty Dullahan
>Remove her head and make it watch as you milk her bodies ample breasts

>> No.16213161

>>16213146
Wouldn't she just command her body to stop you?

>> No.16213169

>>16213161
Why would she want to? Why would her body listen?

>> No.16213175

>>16213169
I dunno? How do they work?

>> No.16213177

>>16213161
Her body wouldn't listen.

>> No.16213179

>>16213116
She'd need a sizable chest for that to work.

>> No.16213185

>>16213175
Usually, I think the body is somewhat semi-autonomous when separate from the head. Like it sort of acts based on their true desires and base instincts or something.

>> No.16213195

>>16213179
Well I thought that was already implied.
>>16213177
>>16213185
Huh...okay.

Wait, I got a great idea.

Tsundere Dullhans. Head is the tsun body is the dere.

>> No.16213207

>>16213195
>Tsundere Dullhans. Head is the tsun body is the dere.
>Body gets detached
>Duct tapes the mouth and cuddles 「YOU」 while head turns red like a tomato

>> No.16213208

>>16213195
I appreciate the discussion on best fairy but anon you really should read their profile sometime.

>Because of this, when their head is in place, they are stubborn and intellectual, but once their head comes off, they change completely. Their personality reverts into a naturally lustful monster personality and they act according to their true feelings and fawn on the man to entice him in pursuit of sex. Normally they hide that personality, but it is what they truly feel on the inside and it is their true character. If one ever encounters a dullahan, be sure to take advantage. Knock off her head and you can end the fight. However, the spirit energy will spill out, and she’ll become hungry. As noted above, her personality will change and she’ll probably assault you right then and there.

>> No.16213214
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She's your guardian angel tonight. Have fun.

>> No.16213219

>>16213214
I'd prefer she was my guardian angel every night.

>> No.16213221

>>16213207
How cute.
>>16213208
Ah, typical KC stuff really.

>> No.16213224

>>16213214
Oh man, I'm going to play mario party with her and we'll see if she ends up protecting me.

>> No.16213228

>>16213214
But I don't need protecting.

>> No.16213231

>>16213214
It's cold! Somebody get that poor girl a blanket!

>> No.16213238

>>16213169
>>16213177

>Trying to have a pleasant chat with a Dullahan.
>Her body, however, is having none of that shit and abruptly shoves you to the ground before ripping your pants off like an enraged Ogre and forcefully taking you on the spot, muffling yours' and the head's cries by roughly forcing the two of you into a kiss.
>You barely know anything about your Dullahan "waifu" because every time you try and talk to her, her body goes into full-tilt rape-mode.

>> No.16213242

>>16213195
That's the default isn't it

>> No.16213244

>>16213238
Learn telepathy.

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>>16213134
Because it's the best.

>> No.16213253

>>16211875
There is nothing better than turning a proud girl into a slut for the cock.
Too bad the change isn't as radical as it is with dragons.

>> No.16213255

>>16213252
Damn these lewd Kej.

>> No.16213282

>>16213253
It's less turning into a slut and more turning into wife. She's just chuffed you care more about her than her treasure.

>Her face when her old master had a hidden mechanism in the hoard that would only react to a man who had won her heart
>Her face when hidden doors open and reveal a small room with a pedestal and a note on it
>Her face when it turns out the whole hoard is just a dowry.

>> No.16213287

>>16213282
Gods are assholes.

>> No.16213294

>>16213287
Maybe this god is nice, and wanted to do a nice thing for his pet bird.

>> No.16213318

While powerlevels are a thing, who would be stronger, a griffon or a hippogriff?

Probably a griffon

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>>16213255

What do you plan to do about it?

>> No.16213327

>>16213318
Better question, why would griffon lolis be so fun to play with?

>> No.16213334

>>16213282
I totally picture Eros being like that just for shits.

>> No.16213336

>>16213323
Lock my door and refuse to associate with them

>> No.16213344

>>16213282
Maybe you're right, it's just that her going from disdaining sex and protecting her treasure so hard to wanting to have sex so much she forgets about her treasure kinda makes it sound like she got defeated by the cock
Then there is also their bonus pic where she is sucking off her husband with way too much passion for a proud girl

>>16213294
>pet bird.
I don't think it's ok to call her humiliating names

>> No.16213345

>>16213318
Are hippogriffs a thing in mge

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11807528

>> No.16213354

>>16213345
Is Anonymous a veteran of /mgt/?

>> No.16213359

>>16213327
>little winged furballs flying themselves at daddy once he comes home

>> No.16213365

>>16213351
Didn't we argue enough? Anyway fuck your choices I choose...Dragon zombie! Way cooler, in at least 2 ways.

>> No.16213366

>>16213351
Can you please stop trying to antagonize the dragonfags.

>> No.16213375

>>16213318
>tfw not a feudal king with a hippogriff as a mount and lover.

>> No.16213376

>>16213351
Do not tell my Dragonfu this, but Griffon does look better and fluffier.

>> No.16213382

>>16213359
Yep, they'd start climbing all over you and be purring happily

>> No.16213401

>>16213376
That's because the Dragon was made time ago. She would probably look way better it she were made now.

>> No.16213408

>>16213401
Yeah. You can see how KC got better.

>> No.16213412

>>16213401
I don't see KC changing the owtheedge pointiness inherent to the Dragon/Wyvern designs.

>> No.16213417

>>16213344
It's okay for a god to call her anything

>> No.16213422

>>16213244
>Take lessons with your Flayer sister-in-law to learn telepathy.
>After about a month of trying, you've finally gotten to the point where you can at least whisper into someone else's mind and understand bits of thought they send back, no big words mind you, but at least it's progress.
>Try it one night after dinner while the body's busy doing dishes.
>The head's face lights up with pure joy as you begin... and then you hear a loud crash.
>Your eyes snap up the sink. The body is facing you now.
>It knows.
>It lets you know that it knows by pointing at you with pure fury, like it had just found something overwhelmingly treasonous and obscene.
>Before you can blink, she is upon you.
>You are airborne.
>Your pants are savagely torn from your body.
>And suddenly, you are slammed through the table, back first.
>Through the pain, you see Dullabody snatch the then-flying Dullahead out of the air, before waving her arms as if she were amping up a crowd that didn't exist... before suddenly doing the lowest of splits and rams her crotch against your face.
>"Why... why do you always do this?!" You hear Dullahead scream, choking back tears.
>She gets no answer. Only your dick in her mouth.

>> No.16213433

>>16213351
That question is way too hard to answer

What we really should be asking is: Which one gives the better handjob
I vote Griffon with her rough bird talons

>>16213422
You don't need to delve into psionic arts to learn telepathy, I'm sure there is a basic spell for that

>> No.16213437

>>16213376
You don't deserve a dragonfu now. Good luck in 2017 when you'll be all alone.

>> No.16213438

>>16213345
No, but I fail to see why we can't just make them a thing until Kc eventually releases their profile.

>>16213382
This is another important question, do they chuff or chirp?

>>16213375
I'm sure that polymorphed she would make a majestic mount.

>> No.16213442

>>16213422
That body has some problems.

>> No.16213444

>>16213438
Why not both noises?

>> No.16213446
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>>16213146
This appeals to me greatly.

>> No.16213447

>>16213422
>>And suddenly, you are slammed through the table, back first.
What the fuck is this cunt's problem? Looks like my dullahan is gong to have to find a new body.

>> No.16213448

>>16213351
Dragons > Griffon

This is the law of the land and will stay.

>> No.16213452

>>16213437
But I've been marked already.

>> No.16213463

>>16213412
There's a few updates I could see happening. Make the wings a bit larger since they actually do fly with them as opposed to succubus floating. Maybe scale back some of the pointy bits, but add in some scales for armor. There's a bit too much exposed skin on her upper body I feel, but you can't add on anymore as is because of all the spikes on her outfit right now. And maybe bulk her up a bit. Not to Minotaur levels, but some muscle definition. Their bodies look way too dainty.

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>>16213146
No milking, but I second this sentiment

>> No.16213470

>>16213376
>>16213437
Sometimes a man's gotta be objective
I love my waifu to death but I could still enumerate a list of girls who are objectively better than her in a lot of aspects
That doesn't mean she is the absolute number 1 in my heart for all categories

>>16213463
Most importantly fix those goofy feet, how is she supposed to give the best footjob of them all with those?

>> No.16213482

>>16213446
I want a Dullhan to be my knight.

>> No.16213483

>>16213470
Anon are you sure she's your waifu? Because if your waifu isn't perfect to you. Then she isn't a waifu.

>> No.16213489

>>16213463
Going by his newer dragon designs she'd probably have fewer scales.

>> No.16213491

>>16213469
Truely hathor's milk would be the best item.

>> No.16213494

>>16213483
Mean't to say
"That doesn't mean't she ISN'T number 1 in my heart"

She's more than perfect even with all the mean things people say about her

>> No.16213499

>>16213483
Not him.
My waifu is my waifu because I love her flaws and all, not because I pretend those flaws don't exist.

>> No.16213508

>>16213494
>>16213499
A waifu's flaws are only perks for her lover

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>>16213489
Newer ones do have fewer scales.

>> No.16213530

>>16213499
If you love her "flaws" they they aren't flaws are they?

>> No.16213538

>>16213483
There are girls that have what my waifu doesn't, but that's just it. I love my waifu for a shitload of reasons, not just because she has/hasn't fluff.

There is a Dragon with a hoard 10 times bigger and more valuable than hers? Well, if it isn't my waifu sitting on top of it then I don't care.

>> No.16213541

>>16213530
They are objective downsides.
Yet I love her all the same.

>> No.16213542

>>16213499
>implying you shouldn't be treating her flaws like perfection

Jeez. You guys really must not know what a waifu is.

>> No.16213550

>>16209928
They're incredibly overrated.

>> No.16213551

>>16213499
My waifu's flaws are not flaws to me.

>> No.16213552

>>16213508
>>16213530
Damn right they are perks

>>16213538
Also true, even for things that actually matter me
I'm a huge powerslut and my waifu is nowhere near the most powerful but I still love her much more than any other

>> No.16213555

>>16213351
>Hellhound > everything else

>> No.16213568

>>16213555
>Memehounds
>being better than anything

>> No.16213569

>>16213489
>>16213521
You realize those weren't drawn by KC, right?

>> No.16213586

>>16213555
>>16213568
my favorite > your favorite

>> No.16213589

>>16213521
How did she even get those stockings on?

>> No.16213593

I want to find a strongfat cyclops working in her forge and ask what it would take for me to date her.

>> No.16213597

>>16213589
Don't think about it.

>> No.16213599

>>16213542
That's easy to say when every "flaw" in MGE is someone else's fetish.
But I didn't choose my waifu. She chose me. And I've been at this for a long time.

>> No.16213601

>>16213541
But if you like it, it's not a downside. I think you just don't love your waifu anon.

>> No.16213603

>>16213589
Anything is possible when monsters think about the dick.

>> No.16213614

>>16213569
They were it's just for a non-canon book.

>> No.16213617

>>16213593
You reminded me of a weird dream I had a few days ago where I had to eat out a huge 2m50 tall Cyclops so she'd help me out on my school project

That being said, what size do your prefer your Cyclops?

>> No.16213625

>>16213601
>But if you like it, it's not a downside.
Are you sure you're not saying that to yourself?

>> No.16213633

>>16213617
8-10 feet with strongfat or muscled builds.

>> No.16213643

>>16213625
What? It's good advice, why wouldn't I also say that to myself?

>> No.16213644

>>16213625
So you don't like your waifu's flaws?

>> No.16213645

>>16213614
They really weren't. Do your eyes not work? If you just look you can tell quite obviously that they weren't drawn by him.

>> No.16213647

>>16213569
But Dragon Zombie and that flame dragon were.

>> No.16213667

>>16213644
I'm saying that I recognize that's she's not ~perfect~ and I love her even with the flaws.
Would I have stuck with her all these years if I didn't? Fuck no.

Are you trying to tell me I can't love something that isn't utterly flawless from my point of view? Is this so hard to understand?

>> No.16213674

>>16213599
>That's easy to say when every "flaw" in MGE is someone else's fetish.
I tried to find an example that couldn't be someone's fetish but I couldn't find any
Even some of the most crude stuff like Akanames wanting you to never bathe so she can lick you clean must be the fetish of quite a few people

>But I didn't choose my waifu. She chose me
I think that's true of anyone who is serious about his waifu
Handpicking her yourself would be wrong and leave open the possibility that you'll find better later on

>>16213633
That's a lot of Cyclops to handle, I bet she can only fall asleep while hugging you and wrapping her legs around you

>> No.16213678

>>16213667
No anon you don't understand. We aren't saying that she needs to be utterly flawless and perfect. We're saying that her flaws should be perfection TO YOU.

>> No.16213680

>>16213667
If you love her "flaws" then they aren't flaws but improvements.

If you don't love her quirks, you don't love her.

>> No.16213685

>>16213674
I like a lot of cyclops though.
Strong arms covered in softness would make for the most comfortable of hugs.

>> No.16213687

>>16211052
Just a note, but centaurs and non-angelic Eros girls were always monster races, they weren't monsterized from non-monster races like dark elves, fairies, etc. were.

>> No.16213694

>>16213674
How does a waifu pick her anon. And how does that anon know when she's the one?

>> No.16213703

>>16213678
Let's take a complete hypothetical here.
Say your wife has some curse or whatever that means she spends one month out of the year in a coma.
Are you trying to tell me you'd delude yourself into thinking that's a positive thing? Would you ditch her over it?

>> No.16213705

>>16211071
If it helps at all, KC did mention in a Q and A that potions/spells exist that can temporarily turn a man into a monster boy. Course its not fully canon until its in a actual profile or settings book.

Oh, and in addition to a body resistant to whatever elements his wife is adapted to, incubi are also stated to get things like night vision if they are married to a monster that is nocturnal or lives in caves.

>> No.16213721

>>16213703
That's not really what we mean by flaws. When we say flaws we mean maybe she has a fear of something or she cries easily or something along those lines.

>> No.16213724

>>16213703
That's not how it works though. That's not her "character" if you will. If her race was a race that went into hibernation one month out of the year, so deeply it was 'like' a coma, and you chose to waifu her anyway? Then yeah the man who would waifu her would find that positive. Maybe he gets off on feeling needed. Looking after her would be a nice change to him.

It's a flaw, but it isn't her flaw. It's a curse some one else placed on her. And if it were MY waifu, it wouldn't be a curse very long. There would be one very dead witch somewhere.

>> No.16213726

>>16213694
You'll know when a girl husbando's you when you can't get her out of your mind. She invades it or something.

>> No.16213731

>>16213705
Why do you start again faggot

>> No.16213733

>>16213694
>And how does that anon know when she's the one?

You cannot stop thinking about her, its slow at first, you think about how good her species is and slowly over time go down to an individual, then you slowly stop thinking about love here and think of how happy and nice it wold be with her.

Its a slow, slow decent into madness part of me wants out of but im addicted, there is no way out, i just want to be with her. I want to stay with her forever and i just cannot stop thinking about her.

The question is do i want to get out of it? I love my dragon and i'd do anything for her but... why? it physically hurt to type that.

>> No.16213734

>>16213705
It's been 7 hours anon. Why are you bringing it up again?

>> No.16213738

>>16213721
>When we say flaws we mean maybe she has a fear of something or she cries easily or something along those lines.
Are you kidding me? That's babby stuff.

>>16213724
>It's a flaw, but it isn't her flaw.
Haaahahaha.

>> No.16213743

>>16213685
Would you be ok with her hugging you way too tight
Not enough to break anything but definitely enough to make it hard to breath and leave you unable to escape

>>16213694
It just happens, also this >>16213733

>> No.16213753

>>16213733
We are stuck like this. She is so fucking great that even though she doesn't exist I still like her over some people.
I just want to feel her.

>> No.16213755

>>16213743
>>16213733
>>16213726
>don't like talking about the girl who's been on my mind for months now because I'm worried about people calling her meme girl and degrading her

Shit.

>> No.16213758

>>16213743
Anon, that would be fantastic.
May even plant a kiss on her cheek if I'm able to get close enough to her.

>> No.16213759

>>16213755
As someone who has had a waifu for a long-ass time, that's pretty close to why I never bring her up here.

>> No.16213760

>>16213753
Shit man. What I'd give just to touch her fur.

>> No.16213767

>>16213759
I wish this place was much safer for talking about waifus.

>> No.16213769

>>16213738
You realize introducing random bullshit isn't inductive to your argument right? You don't get to add random shit to my waifu that I didn't agree on. Because if you start adding shit then by definition she isn't my waifu anymore.

"Yeah well now she' cursed. Not so great now, huh huh huh?"
You're just being an obnoxious cunt.

>> No.16213770

>>16213733

Here's how I knew: over time, when I'd see pictures of her, my heart would begin beating faster and harder, my head would get dizzy and I'd get butterflies in my stomach. The feeling persists to this day, and it even happens when I think about her.

>> No.16213774

>>16213755
Wanna talk about waifus?

>> No.16213787

>>16213769
I'm giving an example of a serious problem. Not some cutsey bullshit like "she's scared by thunderstorms."
My waifu has flaws just as I do, and I'd rather we recognized them and worked to help each other with our problems rather than ignoring them and pretending they don't exist.

>> No.16213791

>>16213774
Sure I guess. I haven't done it in a while and it seems late enough for it. She's an Anubis

>> No.16213795

>>16213787
>you shouldn't be wanting perfection out of your waifu
>me and my waifu should work to fix our flaws

Wew

>> No.16213802

>>16213791
Really now? I find Anubi pretty cute. How different is she from the profile? Is she the lego one?

>> No.16213804

>>16213787
Yeah but you fail to grasp the key concept of a waifu.

If you suddenly take my waifu and make her cursed to fucking explode or some shit every Thursday, then yeah. That's a flaw. But you know what else? She also isn't my waifu, so she's not going to be perfect. Because my waifu doesn't explode every Thursday. Understand?

It's not about ignoring "flaws" It's about appreciating and enjoying them, not trying to fix them. Because they make up a facet of the gem that is your waifu. If you start adding random facets to other people's gems, they are no longer the same being.

How do you fail to grasp this most basic of concepts?

>> No.16213813

>>16213795
Perfection is unattainable.
But there's no reason we can't strive to help each other.

>> No.16213817

>>16213755
>>16213759
Same, whenever someone asks about waifu I reply about other species I like

>>16213758
Good, you'll make her blush so hard with a kiss
Don't look at her in the eye though, she'd become a flustering mess if you did

>> No.16213822

>>16213804
If it can be appreciated and enjoyed then it's not a fucking flaw.

>> No.16213826

>>16213802
Nice and tall with a light touch of abs. Soft paws and pads. Apart from that she's pretty "generic". You?

>> No.16213828

>>16213822
That's what I'm fucking telling you, you stupid motherfucker.

>> No.16213832

>>16213705
Fuck off shoggocks

>> No.16213836

Anons i must admit something i have been working out for my waifu but have you done anything for her?

>> No.16213838

>>16213804
I don't know about you, but I'd hope my waifu loved me enough to help me with my problems rather than brushing over them. P.S. Kikis are good girls.
Not everyone is Pygmalion.

>> No.16213843

>>16213836
N-No... Do I need to? Oh now you've just made me sad.

>> No.16213844

>>16213813

I like this. Flaws can be a good way of creating a fun dynamic between characters (or people), and they leave room for development.

>> No.16213845

>>16213836
Yes. Learning how to draw and going out a bit more. I also made a little dragon image.

>> No.16213847

>>16213817
Oh, there would be much eye gazing.

Even more so if she starts squirming

>> No.16213852

>>16213838
If they caused you distress she probably would, but she loves everything about you, so if you remove a quirk of yours, you're removing a part of you that she loves.

>> No.16213861

>>16213836
Recently not much but I could give you a long list of all the improvements I've undergone for her
Waifus really do wonders for you

>>16213847
Don't you dare compliment her eye, she will start crying and might even ask you in marriage

>> No.16213866

>>16213836
I write stories about her! I also pay people to draw her.

>> No.16213869

What's the ideal middle ground between flawless perfection and Okayado tier nothing but a list of flaws?

>> No.16213875

>>16213852
Alright, here's something I've gotta say.

There are things about me I DON'T want her to love.

>> No.16213876

>>16213826
Mine? She is an nice Dragon with a slightly fit build. She is cheerful and a bit smug. Has black scales and gradient orange hair that starts out red.

>> No.16213880

>>16213836
I commissioned art of her, and I might get more. I tried writing, but it was awful.

>> No.16213881

>>16213861
>Ask for marriage

Not if I ask her first after complimenting her eye.

>> No.16213883

Which 'material' section are you most excited for from the second encyclopedia? I want to hear more about the church of eros

>> No.16213885

>>16213843
I wouldn't say so. You can love her any way you want. It's just that some people like to manifest that love in one way or the other.
Doing things for her like this is proof that my love exists.

>> No.16213886

>>16213876
What's her skin tone?

>> No.16213890

>>16213875
Well that's too bad. I'm sure she has things about herself she'd rather you not to love, but if you can't say you love everything about her, then she's not your waifu.

>> No.16213896

>>16213883
I want to know what those two sections on the start are of demons and the extremist faction. Apparently demons is its own subcategory of monster somehow, and I guess the extremist faction has more to it than just demon and devil.

>> No.16213899

>>16213886
She has a very slight tan, got it from working out under the sun. It's not really noticable though.

>> No.16213902

>>16213885
Oh. I thought it meant self improvement. Well I can't draw or write. And I don't have the kind of money to request commissions.

So I guess I'm really shit at this. Fuck, I hope she knows I love her still.

>> No.16213903

>>16213351
>full on waifu wars
STOP
T
O
P

>> No.16213904

>>16213881
That's it.
You've having leglocking sex with her until she gets pregnant and/or passes out

>>16213883
Ryugujo
Mostly become I'm surprised he dedicated material to it when only a single (or aguably 2) girl is related to it

>> No.16213905

>>16213890
But she is, and nothing you say will change that.

>> No.16213910

>>16213845
Post it anon.

>>16213861
>Waifus really do wonders for you,
They do, even if i feel a little insane at times she has turned my life around, i may still be depressed but at least i haven't committed suicide yet.

>> No.16213911

>>16213905
You can insist all you like, but so long as you can't love all of her, it only makes you a liar.

>> No.16213912

>>16213902
That too. I sometimes look up to my waifu and decide to try extra hard when working out.

>> No.16213924

>>16213911
I'm no liar. I love her even with her weaknesses.
I do have to wonder how much your waifu has changed though. Could you even call her the same person a year from now?

>> No.16213930

Pear-shaped Griffon loli with an ahoge when?

>> No.16213933

>>16213912
Do you fear she won't like you? Do you feel you need to prove your worthy to her? Do you feel you don't deserve her? Do you feel like maybe she's way too good for you? This hurts saying this

>> No.16213935

>>16213904
Why not both?
I want to go till my big, strongfat blueberry is carrying triplets!

>> No.16213938

>>16213930
>Pear-shaped loli
I'm literally getting tired of this broken record.

>> No.16213939

>>16213351
It's tied at 50/50 but I'm not gonna break it because I don't care for either girl

>> No.16213941

>>16213912
I haven't improved myself. Should I be worried?

>> No.16213944

>>16213938
Good thing you added "literally" or I might not have known.

>> No.16213948

>>16213924
My waifu is more or less just as unchanging as she is undying. I could call her the same person a century from now on, it would take ages of a huge event for any significant changes in her personality to come about.

>> No.16213950

>>16213938
>literally getting tired
Take a nap then you shit taste faggot.

>> No.16213958

>>16213950
Not him, but It's the most overrated meme body type.

>> No.16213961

>>16213933
I actually doubt it. I feel like she would be stuck to be like glue and no matter what I do she'll always be there. I started improving myself because she would definitely drag me along to exercise.

>> No.16213962

>>16213950
>Shit taste
EVERY TIME lolis are brought up you faggots pretend there's only one body type for them. Maybe if you learned to not be insufferable, boring and repetitive shit pails this place would get better. But no. Every goddamned thread it's the same stuff over and over again like we're Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

>> No.16213967

>>16213962
To be fair, it;s not their fault lolis are shit and they have to borrow features from more mature women to make them passable.

>> No.16213970

>>16213938
If only it was broken over your head, might knock some taste into you.

>> No.16213971

>>16213948
Time will tell, won't it?

>> No.16213972

>>16212348
>Pally holding one in each arm
>Angry Yeti noises coming from behind Pally's head

>> No.16213978

>>16213941
Not really. If you feel like you should improve then go ahead and do it. If not, then you can just do whatever your doing.

>> No.16213982

>>16213971
Well no it won't because at the end of the day, she doesn't exist and I'll never get to live with her

>> No.16213993

>>16213982
2017 is close.

>> No.16213996

>>16213982
Not with that attitude, mister.

>> No.16213998

>This talk about waifus
Guys, you just need to remember one thing

My waifu > Your waifu

>> No.16214001

>>16213967
I personally prefer flat loli's. If you don't like them then don't fap to them.

>> No.16214005

>>16213904
Cat kingdom has one despite only having one girl dedicated to it

>> No.16214009

>>16213998
4U
But that's kinda the point.

>> No.16214010

>>16213993
Not gonna happen

>> No.16214014

>>16213970
I'm sorry you have to justify gateway pedophilia by trying to make them look older than they really are with features of a more mature woman.

>> No.16214027

>>16213836
Seeing as she'll never be real, I have no reason to actually do anything.

>> No.16214030

>>16213935
Make sure to take responsibility and help her become the best mother she can be
It must be hard to go from lone blacksmith to mother for 3

>>16214005
To a certain extent all cat species are related to it but you're right

Maybe he wants to build more places to complement all the profiles and help with fantasies
So far most people just come up with wherever they will spend their time with their waifus, I rarely saw people talk about how they wanted to live in specific places

>> No.16214049

>>16214010
You don't know that. If you keep doubting it. It won't happen to YOU.

>> No.16214050

Has moth-chan been in any stories yet? I know she's been in a few greentexts but that's about it.

>> No.16214053

>>16214030
That I will.
I may even learn how to forge so I can make her her own ring.

>> No.16214055

>>16212917
That was nice to read. Though now the challenge waits you to turn that greentext in a proper paragraph or two

>> No.16214071

>>16214049
Have fun when 2017 is the same as any other year.

When you go to kill yourself, show what method you'll use.

>> No.16214072

>>16214050
There's
http://pastebin.com/CJ8zvTm3

But unfortunately the last part was released in july, in the middle of things unfolding.

>> No.16214086

>>16214071
You have no way of knowing that we all won't be with our waifus in 2017! And you're very mean you know that? I don't need to even think about something as horrible as suicide when I know that I'll be with my waifu and nothing can change that.

It will happen guys don't you worry. You'll all be with your waifus!

>> No.16214095

>>16213967
Dear fag with shit taste, slim and wide-hipped lolis are both good.

>> No.16214096

>>16214086
If 2017 happens I'll be with some nice human girl instead of my waifu.

>> No.16214100

>>16214086
It's never going to happen outside of a dream.

At most the only thing that will happen in 2017 is literal monsters show up and start killing everyone.

>> No.16214103

>>16214096
Why? Also she's not your waifu if you don't want to be with her or would give anything to be with her.

>> No.16214117

>>16214100
I could work with that, at least something to validate my existence.

>> No.16214121

>>16214050
She made a brief cameo in that recent thing by ELH. At least I'm pretty sure that was her.

>> No.16214135

>>16214100
That's better than nothing, about time that humans get an external enemy that unites us.

>> No.16214152

>>16214100
Look at the Chicago Cubs! Nobody thought they'd win the World Series. And they did! This just proves that 2017 will happen. There is no denying it. Just live with the fact and enjoy the rest of your life with your waifu.

>> No.16214165

Where did the 2017 thing come from?
Wasn't it originally about elves or something?

>> No.16214169

>>16214152
>And they did!
They did the equivalent of kicking the shit out of a blind, deaf, quadriplegic retarded toddler.

Monster girls aren't going to become real.

>> No.16214177

Would you a loli-Scylla?

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52027297

>> No.16214179

>>16214169
But you have no proof. You have no way of knowing that they won't. Why do you have so much doubt? Because you're going to look very silly when your waifu comes knocking on your door the day after New Years.

>> No.16214198

>>16214100
Well, at least that'll make my job more interesting. Hell, I may even get laid.

>> No.16214202

>>16214177
I would a Scylla all day everyday
That one isn't particularly attractive, mostly because she has tentacles sprouting from her belly, tentacles should only sprout from the hips and bellow

>> No.16214206

>>16214055
Not sure why you would want that, It would be more or less the same thing but with out the arrows and more sentence structure.

>> No.16214208

>>16214177
A loli lamia would be better.

>> No.16214210

>>16214179
Because a belief in something like monster girls becoming real is silly.

Hell, I don't even have a waifu.

>> No.16214220

>>16214198
>I may even get laid.
Are you one of these guys who'd be willing to sacrifice his life just for a night of sex?
If a legit soul-devouring succubus asked if you wanted to have sex with her would accept?
I would.

>> No.16214224

Reminder to not listen to Chief God's defeatist propaganda

>> No.16214229

>>16214220
Even if they're literal monsters, some of them may still be sexy and I may still be able to get laid. Death is not really a factor since, if I'm in a situation where monster sex is possible then I'm probably going to die either way. Alternatively I get some 'end of the world pity sex' from desperate human girls.

>> No.16214235

>>16214224
I dunno, they make some good points about establishing human breeding farms to inflate soldier population.

>> No.16214262

>>16214224
I listen to her all the time. Hence why I'm so unproductive.

>> No.16214280

>>16214235
I still think it's stupid that female soldiers who train all their lives to finally become heroes get sent to the breeding facilities just because of their "superior genes"

Monster girls would never do this kind of horrible thing

>> No.16214285

>>16214280
Monster girls would absolutely do the same kind of thing.

Except they just brainwash you into enjoying being turned into a living semen dispenser and having your life ripped away from you.

>> No.16214293

>>16214224
Wait patiently for 2017!
Make no attempts to find love on your own!

>> No.16214295

>>16214165
I think nobody remembers at this point.

>> No.16214300

>>16214285
Well, to be fair I would enjoy becoming a cum dispenser as long as I got to spend some time with all my children

>> No.16214303

>>16214293
So what happens if monstergirls finally happen, but I've already given up and got myself a human girlfriend. Specifically, how would my waifu react? What would she do?

>> No.16214313

>>16214303
She will be pissed, or your Girlfriend is corrupted into your waifu.

>> No.16214317

>>16214303
No Anon, your gf is your waifu!

>> No.16214322

>>16214313
>>16214317
For the record I don't actually have a girlfriend, but if I did she'd probably be stereotypical 3DPD because that's the best I can do.

>> No.16214326

>>16214303
One of two things
She'd save you from that shitty relationship which was doomed to end at the slightest little problem
Or she'd corrupt her and try to get in on the fun so you'd have 2 waifus

There is no escaping a monster girl once she thinks of you as her husband

>> No.16214353

>>16214326
That's good to know. It would still be a shitty situation either way, because I couldn't just turn down my waifu because I'm already in a (shitty) relationship, but at the same time I'd feel like an asshole for just dumping my current gf because someone better came along.

I'm not so sure my waifu is the type to corrupt/monsterize human women though, then again she is semi-yandere so who knows what she'd do.

>> No.16214358

>>16214326
>There is no escaping a monster girl once she thinks of you as her husband
My fist has something to say to that.

>> No.16214366

So how many of you really care about the species of your waifu? For me, as long as her personality is perfect for me and her fetishes are complimentary to mine I don't really care what species she is as long she's not one of the purge-tier ones.

>> No.16214374

>>16214366
It is essential.

>> No.16214376

>>16214366
I do have some preference to her species but honestly I just want to be loved.

>> No.16214378

>>16214366
Automatons let me tap into my actual fetishes and /m/ design fetishes, so all the possibilities of design variations among them is a wonderful though.

>> No.16214381

>>16214378
*wonderful thought

>> No.16214382

>>16214366
For my waifu, her personality is non-transferable to another species imo, I love her for who and what she is.

>> No.16214399

>>16214366
I think she would be a nice human too, but I think some species would be weird with her. Also the ones with certain quirks would definitely not work.

>> No.16214403

>>16214366
I care about her species a lot. I love wolfus a lot, and while I could see her personality working with other species, it just wouldn't quite be the same.

>> No.16214406

>>16214366
My perfect Kobold waifu and I would eventually meet since in my headcanon monstergirls can sniff out fetishes and personalities and stuff. Assuming my headcanon doesn't apply though, I'd still be a bit disappointed if everything but her species was perfect. The fetishes and personality are way more important though.

The whole process of trying to meet the perfect waifu in a mess of monstergirls who will to rape you at every turn seems like an awful time for an idealist like me. The odds of finding her without some sort of deus ex machina stuff seem astronomically low if you just get taken by the first monstergirl who sees you.

>> No.16214407

>>16214353
She'd do it for love of you.

>> No.16214412

>>16214358
Aside from maybe a lv1 Skeleton you won't be able to overpower any monster girl
Maybe if you work out and practice some martial art you'll be able to beat lv5 monsters AT MOST

>>16214366
At first her species was all that mattered, she didn't even have a name or anything personal
But as we grew to learn about each other her species mattered less and less, she could change into one of my most disliked species and I'd still love her for who she is, not what she is
Her current species is the best though, and I'd be sad if she was any other

>> No.16214415

>>16214285
>not wanting to be a male anglerfish

>> No.16214425

>>16214412
Says you nerd.

Anger trumps all.

>> No.16214433

>>16214366
I only care that she's undead. Zombie, Wight, Vampire. As long as she was a humble soldier in life I'm happy.

>> No.16214443

>>16214433
Why a soldier?

>> No.16214467

>>16214443
Because that's who my waifu is. A humble soldier who fell in glorious battle. Came back a corpse.

>> No.16214468

>>16214406
This is the threadcanon I hate the most, the implication that you'll have zero choice once a monstergirl claims you, it's just rape and you're stuck with whatever sees you first. I want to have some choice in who my waifu is. I'd like to have a life free from the fear of rape thank you very much.

>> No.16214482

>>16214467
So she tripped while fighting and bashed her head on a rock.

>> No.16214484

>>16214468
Exactly, anon.

>> No.16214490

>>16214468
It's only threadcanon because r9k-going idiots scream about "muh purity" and "used goods" otherwise.

>> No.16214496

>>16214482
Depends. Her unit was either overwhelmed by vampires and in respect to her tenacity she was bitten and turned, or she was slain on the field and brought back by an enemy necromancer along with countless others.

>> No.16214501

>>16214468
Then ignore it. This thread isn't the only MG community. Just the one filled with the most idiots at the worst of times.

>> No.16214508

>>16214468
Stockholm syndrome combined with their bottomless affection would probably win me over eventually. I suppose average monsters deserve love too.

>> No.16214513

>>16214501
Leave then. I'm tired of reading faggos complaining about how bad we are, yet you all still here.

>> No.16214533

>>16214513
I said at the worst of times, you dipshit. Such as when people start stupid shitstorms like Griffon v. Dragon. It's why more times than not I'm lurking because you people can't even enjoy waifus without starting shit.

>> No.16214547

>>16214533
>enjoying waifus

look at this fag

>> No.16214596

>>16213836
She's part of the reason I'm becoming a fire fighter.

>> No.16214604

>>16214596
That's sick, bruv. You're a good person

>> No.16214607

>>16214468
>The monstergirl you love isn't in the region you live
>Set out on a quest to find your waifu in foreign lands
>After much travelling, and many near rapes, you've made it
>You've lost a lot of weight
>Your body is tired and sore
>But you've made it
>You drop your backpack
>And all the clothes off your body
>You lay down on your back
>"Oh boy, I sure hope there are no HELLHOUNDS here who want to have their way with me~

>> No.16214641

I'm trying to think of something clever to say about jungles but i'm dry. Sorry. Migrate whenever. >>16214629

>> No.16214646

>>16214596
Hellhound fire fighters.

>> No.16214647

>>16214547
It'd be better than drinking scotch and watching the vocal idiots out of 181+ people duke it out over mofu vs scales for the upteenth time this year.

>> No.16214667 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.16214668 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
Fuck off.

>> No.16214672 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
Come on faggot

>> No.16214677 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
It never ends this shit

>> No.16214681 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
Fuck off cancer.

>> No.16214684

>>16214604
I have to be for her.
>>16214646
Would start more fires than put out.

>> No.16214685

>>16214607
What happens if more than one show up?

>> No.16214695 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
>Someone's already in there calling it a general.
This is your fault you fucking idiot.

>> No.16214705 [DELETED] 

>>16214695
>implying it's not

>> No.16214709 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
Fuck you.

>> No.16214722 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
What the fuck, why do you need to be such a faggot.

>> No.16214731 [DELETED] 

>>16214641
>all the posts so far are pure garbage
Is anybody surprised that the retards are the only ones who """""""""""""""migrate""""""""""""""?

>> No.16214733 [DELETED] 

>>16214722
It's hard to load this thread on my phone so we needed a new one.

>> No.16214743 [DELETED] 

>>16214733
That's not how it fucking works and you know it. If you can't load the thread, that's your damn problem.

>> No.16214744 [DELETED] 

>>16214733
>my phone is shit, so we need a new one
nice one, fuckface. suck it up and wait until the thread dies

>> No.16214746 [DELETED] 

>>16214733
Really? And you decide to make a new thread because of that?

>> No.16214749 [DELETED] 

>>16214733
You're legit cancer.

>> No.16214809 [DELETED] 

>>16214743
>>16214744
>>16214746
>>16214749
Easiest (You)s I've ever gotten

>> No.16214817 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxtmQDCyLE8

>> No.16214818

>>16214685
A lot of rape...

>> No.16214888

>>16214818
>That's a lot of rape

>> No.16214910

>>16214880
>Tall but no boobs and ass?
ThenWhat'sThePoint.png

>> No.16214911

>>16214818
>You'll never be gangbanged by a bunch of Hellhound sisters.

>> No.16214931

>>16214911
I want to attract a pair of dire hellhound sisters and invite them to a local hockey game.

>> No.16214943

>>16214910
Tall and kind of slender can actually look really good if it's done right. Thing is, it's more beauty and less sexy. Basically it's the way elves were traditionally done.

>> No.16214982 [DELETED] 

All posts calling out the shitpost thread get removed as always.
I really wish there was someone to notify of this problem.

>> No.16215124

>>16214931
>the ice rink melts while the game is going on
>all the players face plant into the new wading pool

>> No.16215140

>>16215124
They'd have to be generating a lot of heat to do something like that.

So much so that it would probably incinerate everyone else surrounding them.
I just want to go to hockey with a pair of ultra muscled hellhound sisters.

>> No.16215172

>>16215140
>Everyone's bundled up watching the game
>And then there's this faggot in a t-shirt and shorts sitting in between two Hellhounds

>> No.16215187

>>16215172
>As he goes home a few people hold a makeshift funeral for his pelvis.

>> No.16215219

>>16215140
>incinerate everyone else surrounding them
a-anon thats not how hot ice has to get to melt

>> No.16215226

>>16212393
Thats a question, who did make Selene? I know alps lilim more then I know her.

>> No.16215302

>>16215219
>this knigga doesn't know the tremendous specific heat of water

The other guy is right. To overcome both the temperature difference and the refrigeration system in the time period of a single game would be about like a crematorium. Worse even, because heat rises and doesn't transfer as well to the ground because of convection. The low specific heat of the surroundings means the building would catch on fire before the rink melted.

>> No.16215460

>>16214179
>>16214210
>Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
>Over many a quaint and curious volume of MGE lore—
>While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
>As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
>“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
>Only this and nothing more.”

>Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
>And each and every Anon wrought their dreams upon the floor.
>Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
>From my books a better laifu—one where I have a waifu—
>For the rare and radiant maiden whom the Anons called a "waifu"—
>Nameless here for evermore.

>> No.16215514

>>16215460
Are we scared yet?

>> No.16215578

>>16212628
>Otohime don't count fuck you.
yup. seahorses aren't dragons.

>> No.16215636

>>16215578
Seahorses aren't, but Otohime sure are. It's right there on the profile, bro.
Denying a simple truth because "waah waah I dun like her" is just retarded.

>> No.16215668

>>16213351
>no option to give peace a chance
Boo!

>> No.16215681

>>16215668
>Dragon sets her eyes on a young man from the nearby village
>The town guardian Griffon is also soft on him
>They both decide to make a move on the same day
>Run into each other on his doorstep
Would they fight to the death or try to make peace for anon? Or would they make it a contest?

>> No.16215684

>>16215681
Anon would have to act as a mediator between their peoples, learn the roots of their racial conflict and then make shit up about how it's all actually okay and send them both home happy.
Just like Avatar.

>> No.16215743

>>16215681
Anon would try to make it into a threesome like every one of these choosing scenarios ever suggested to the n'th time.

But this time, they would actually be proud creatures and tell him that they have more self respect than that and both leave to find worthier men. Anon would be left all alone, known to both dragons and griffons as fool's gold, something that sparkled from afar but was worthless once you got a good look at it. And for once the bot-level posting cycle would be broken.

>> No.16215774

>>16215743
>threesome
speak for yourself you fucking degenerate

>> No.16215849

>>16215774
>implying that's not exactly how these scenarios always end up
>implying it wouldn't followed up with the same series of stupid framing good stuff as bad posting

"But anon, then you would have to make sure and give them both equal attention or one will get cute and pouty and demand headpats."
"Yeah, and then they would compete to see who makes you cum most in bed."
"And then compete to make you the tastiest breakfast of all your favorite meals."
"With naked aprons"
"And sneak holst milk into each others food so they get big soft asses and tities"
"Yeah, how awful that would be. How could you want that?"

One of these days I need to make a post generator for this thread just to see how close I can model it.

>If [ [loli] comment value [1]]
>Then [insert [pear shaped] comment [3]]
>[insert [query:ass size] comment [2]]
>[insert random sex position [value: lotus]]
>[insert meme [value:cumflation]]

Fuck it. Might as well do some proper new content instead.

>> No.16215968

>>16215849
>proper new content
>Muh posting standards
So far you're the only faggot that brought up this threesome shit. Stop pretending you speak for the rest of the thread before it's even spoken.
The only thing you're doing is robbing any actual discussion to fucking whine about imaginary "low-quality" posts.
Imagine if every single question asked in this thread was immediately followed with "Why bother asking when every answer is always shit".
That's you. Sometimes there are people that actually turn this random shit into prime content. You're only trying to kill the concept before it starts.

>> No.16215993

>>16215968
>deriding the same old mindless repetition is muh posting standards
>implying anyone ever actually chooses in a choice scenario

Plz anon. You're just embarrassing yourself. Just look at the only other post to it. Same old song. >>16215684

I'm just tired is all. Maybe try actually asking a new question for once. It's a better use of your time than getting mad about somebody being sick of the same "I wanna X a Y!" tier stuff.

>> No.16216045

>>16215993
You're still pretending to speak for the thread. If you're tired than fucking sleep before you make your drunken ramblings even more apparent.
And ffs, >>16215684 is a reference to a show. And even then it implied he would be sending them home, which is exactly what your response did, too.

>Maybe try actually asking a new question for once
>No one is allowed to ask questions that don't meet my arbitrary standards
>Because I already decided that everyone's answers will be shit beforehand
I don't care if you think you have precognition, you're not adding anything. You're just whining that no one else is adding what you want.
Here's a better use of your time: how about sleep? Browse a thread you actually care about? Maybe make your own content and stop whining about everyone else's?

>> No.16216177

>>16215187
>The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it.

He'll be fine

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