/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16185400
>two threads
>two times the monster girls

This one is a few seconds faster.

Cute daughterus.

>>16185403
This one was a few seconds earlier

You guys are dumb.

Talk of Dragon Girl cuddling earlier makes me wanna cuddle the best one, and fall asleep in her arms

>>16185418
I hope she doesn't roll over and suffocate him.

>>16185413
Best spider

>year of the monkey is almost over

Wyverns aren't even real dragons.

>>16185408
The best.

>>16185431
They are great and powerful creatures anon! Their tears form mighty rivers!

>>16185431
Wyverns are so nice though. I think they are the second best dragon and I would give tons of love to one.

>>16185431
I honestly feel like Wyverns and Otohimes are the best dragons.

where would you take your girl?

>>16185442
>notDragons and notDragons are the best dragons
What is wrong with you dude

>>16185444
Rappelling.

>>16185448
Wurms aren't dragons either. They are just hard lamia.

>>16185448
Regular dragons are overdone, dragon zombie are one of the worst undead and Wurms are ruined by thread canon.

Wocks aren't bad though.

>>16185444
More like where would she take me.
And that is probably treasure hunting in ancient ruins and maybe hiking.

>>16185454
>dragon zombie are one of the worst undead
Opinion discarded.

>>16185430
Year of the rooster is going to be dumb.
Who wants lame chicken monstergirls?

>>16185469
Year of the chicken huh? Time to make my waifu cluck like one.

>>16185469
Year of the cock, it's futa cheshire's time to shine.

>>16185487
>2017 is the foretold monstergirl invasion
>year of the cock
It all makes sense now.

>>16185469
I remember someone with a cockatrice waifu, so it's his year.

Final Fantasy XV is pretty
Alptastic, eh? EH? EHH?

>>16185496
Was that supposed to be a pun or joke of some sort?

>>16185411
Looks like someone wants to cause trouble.

>>16185501
Yes. Because it's really, really gay, see?

Reminder they're whores

>>16185515
I thought she was holding a whale for a second.

>>16185515
Lots of frost runes on there?

>>16185515
>implying there are not-whores MGs

>>16185523
Of course there are.
Any MG with the "devoted" tag.

>>16185523
Unicorns, warriors and tsunderes like glacies are canonically one-fuck-for-life pure waifus

>>16185523
Pretty much all of them but Minotaurs

Pointy foxgirls are for ______

>>16185538
Long winter nights by the fire with hot cocoa and a good book to read.

>>16185515
Question, how much are you going to push that miss writing on the SS translation shit? As much as elf tentacle guy?

>>16185430
It's such a shame that Kakuen never got a piece of new art despite it being the year of the monkey.

>>16185546
As much as Raiju headpats.

>>16185549

>>16185550
So you're going to try to destroy monster girls one by one?

>>16185549
She got a few on pixiv which weren't exactly masterpieces, nothing you could call good though.

>>16185538
Breeding. The pointier the better.
I want to find an insecure youko who looks like Yao and has been scaring off all the boys.
And then rock her world.

>>16185515
Reminder the hide post function exists for a reason

>>16185538
Making them even more pointy.

>>16185469
>not wanting to cock the cock

>>16185581
What's that gloved finger for.

>>16185585
We just don't know.

>>16185585
Prostate play

>>16185581
If I pound her 3 times will she orgasm?

>>16185592
Nice.

>>16185599
If you pound her 3 times she forgets she consented and thinks you're raping her.

>>16185592
>>16185612
I bet you two like to play Halo and want to invite me to your basement.

>>16185614
Y-you don't wanna play Halo?

Winter is comfy!

>>16185614
Im sorry what?

>>16185614
I got Queers I mean Gears of War if you'd prefer.

>>16185618
No!
>>16185620
A joke from before your time, I see.

>>16185619
It's the last day of November and I'm not wearing any socks! This winter sucks! SUCKS!

>>16185444
I'll take her to the beach since she's only known snow all her life

>>16185444
I don't want to remove Pharaoh as much as I used to.

>>16185613
That sounds even better.

>>16185566
>>16185574

How do you get then pointier?

>>16185444
A typical Japanese arcade. I want to show her my rhythm game skills.

>>16185642
Ancient mofu sharpening skills.

>>16185469
>not liking cockatrices

>>16185645
>No image of a pharaoh on a DDR machine.
>No image of her cheating by tying you up with her snake.

Thighpire

>>16185649
>ruining perfectly good mofu

>>16185642
Pointy peaked ears.
Pointy corners to the eyes.
Pointy claws.
Pointy tails.
Angular mouth, pointed chin.
Slit pupils.
Sharp teeth.
Pic related.

>Dream about hunting the wild Wurm
>With a friend in a tiny little village
>Trying to find clues about it's whereabouts
>Catch the occasional glimpse of the Wurm but not fast enough to catch it
>The Wurm is HUGE, probably 40 feet tall at least
>Go into local store and try to get one of the locals to give me info on where it's lair is
>Local speaks gibberish
>Give up, head outside
>See another glimpse of Wurm in the distance
>Wake up with ever catching Wurm

Maybe tonight I'll catch her and bring her back to civilization. And put her on display.

>>16185656
Why is that nun associating with that fiend?

>>16185675
>chasing a dragon
Anon, lay off Vitamin H.

>>16185444
Is this new? I like it.

>>16185660
Weaponized mofu.

>>16185675
She's going to break up and grab you before climbing a skyscraper and swatting at planes.

>>16185682
Please don't imply that she is gonna be killed, that would be worst end.

>>16185637
Exactly.
>>16185656
Would let her feed on me, she's a real cute one.

>>16185675
I remember playing hide and seek with a hellhound in a dream. I was lookinh for her, but then she couldn't resist chasing after some and lost.

Then I violated a sweaty lich.

>>16185681
A tail that is not fluffy is scarcely a tail at all.

>>16185684
She's a Wurm. All a fall will do is hurt her head for a few hours.

>>16185691
>hurt her head for a few hours
She might not even feel it honestly.
>whoa, everything moved!

>>16185691
Or send her so deep into the earth she gets lost and ends up in Mexico, drinks mescal by the gallon and becomes a famous hit man for the cartels.

>>16185690
It is fluffy, but she can spread it out and harden it so it becomes really sharp.
Like I said, ancient mofu sharpening techniques.

>>16185704
Exactly, it's a secret combat technique. A single sttand of fur becomes like a steel needle, and an entire tail of them hits with the weight and desctructive force of a dozen flails.

>>16185704
>>16185716
It's sick and wrong, a perversion of nature.
Like beating someone to death with a Bible.

>>16185719
Mozgus seems to have no problem with it, and if the Inquisition says it's a go, then it's a go.

>>16185719
It's a practical ability. Bibles can be hard and heavy, perfect for bludgeoning or throwing.
Likewise, the ability to harden their fur into spikes is the perfect ability for an unarmed kitsune to defend herself.

(I feel like there's a creature in Monster Hunter that actually does this, but I can't think of what it might be.)

>>16185719
I've defeated mom using the bible already, so sharpening mofu is pretty normal to me.

>>16185728
Narga does that if I remember correctly.

>>16185619
I can think of ways by which it would be comfier...

>>16185745
There is a monster girl right now whishing you were by her side warming her up.

I stole a dragons panties! What should I do with then?

>>16185762
Wear them over your head like a mask!

>>16185762
Put it on your treasure box

>>16185762
Hoard.

>>16185749
No there isn't

>>16185762
>step 1: jerk of in them at least five times
>step 2: return the cum covered panties to the dragon
>step 3: ???
>step 4: profit as you are now the dragons husbando

>>16185778
Yes there is. She is just rolling in your bed thinking about you over and over again. Looks like you can't get out of her mind.

>>16185833
Please stop lying. No monstergirl would ever want nor think about me.

Yuletide approaches.

>>16185842
Maybe she is a crazy one, because she really really really wants you by her side. She gets all embarrassed just by thinking about the cute stuff she would say to you.

>>16185444
I fight for the Pharaoh!

>>16185904
Stop it anon. She's not real. This isn't healthy.

>>16185926
You aren't real either, but that doesn't stop her from creating little scenarios in her head about the two of you being happy together. She doesn't care if it's healthy or not as long as she gets to see your smile.

>>16185939
>You aren't real either.
Okay calm down Jaden.

>>16185949
Did you know that none of exist?

>>16185955
How can waifus be real if our eyes aren't?

>>16185967
Waifus exist but we are stuck here.

>>16185745
Comfy Anubis! I'm going to cuddle her!

Science is hard.

>>16186037
Ganbatte!

Drowning in semen

>>16185515
http://www.gomanga.com/books/monster-girl-encyclopedia/818

Amendment

Pg. 81 - Holstaur (First, Second Printing)
Another trait the holstaur shares with the minotaur is its arousal by the color red. Prolonged exposure to the color causes a holstaur to become violent for a time, as if she just remembered she was a monster, leading her to attack much in the manner of the original minotaur, who is also impassioned by extended exposure to the color red. However, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband. It is said that if a holstaur with a husband becomes aroused by something red, she will charge across any distance in order to find him.

They admitted it was a mistranslation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqxWw9TK-So

>you will never bully a baphomet scared of heights by lifting her

>>16185515
There's only one that fits that description.

>>16186115
reeeeee

>>16186115
Nope, MGE Minotaur fits that too.

>16186129
Not even worth a (You) desu

>>16186122
>>16186129

>>16186031
She needs her ear tips rubbed, they're getting cold

Reminder that Minotaurs are shit and should be purged from existence.

Holsts are better in every single conceivable way.

>>16186115
Seriously delete that

>>16185400
>tfw no new jorougumo art ever

>>16185656
Are those two an artists OC?

>>16185444
This makes me want to see a more realistic Ryu.

>>16186115
You call that a shitpost? This is a shitpost.
http://i.imgur.com/ncPAHpv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ph8Tg55.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IYrFbSQ.jpg

>>16186188
delet this

>>16186188
Yes but here's the difference.

The first image in the set I can force everyone to look at.

Meanwhile those links are super easy to ignore.

>>16186168
I found this on Twitter recently.

>>16186203
Pretty nice

>>16186081
>White tail and fur
>Thick eyebrows
>Fox whiskers
>Perfect body type

She's close to being a ten but here eyebrows not being white ruins her
2/10 would not lewd with

>>16186103
Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick

>>16186223
>Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick
But what if you're the childhood friend of a Baphomet and it's the only way to stop her when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?

>>16186203
She might look nice but she'll definitely show her true colors when the sun sets.

>Night is longer in winter

fug

>>16186115
Dorafs are the best

>>16186248
Everyone knows childhood friends are honorary onii-chans

>when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?
You might even have to flick her forehead if she goes that far

>>16186257
I never thought about this dynamic, yet another reason why winter is the best season

>>16186264
That's not a waifu.

>>16186264
Can this faggot be reported

>they didn't remove the actual shitposts
What gives?

>>16186142
>Forgot to delete image
Fug

>>16186188
You have a long way to go to master the art of shitposting, Sir.

>>16186257
>>16186269
>She's trying her best to play up the cruel spider act
>She's weak to the cold and her teeth are chattering
>End up inviting her in for hot chocolate

On a scale of Kiki to jabberwock, how lewd are raijus?

>>16186432
Jabberwock
They openly masturbate

>>16186432
Jabberwock. According to KC they touch themselves to charge up. This is why you avoid sharing baths with them.

>>16186432
Not after the last thread, please.

>>16186432
I don't think that's a good scale anon, Jabberwocks are hardly chaste.

>>16186443
You'll be fine, it's lewdtricity.

>>16186440
>tfw you will never make your raiju put on a chastity belt
>Once you both get home she discharges all her pent up lust on you

>>16186443
>Thunderstorm outside
>Raiju schlicking and confusing her man with navelingus
>"O-Old habits die hard!"
>TFW across the clouds, the cosmic Raijin clobbers cock cacophonously

>>16186443
>This is why you avoid sharing baths with them

You think that will stop them? Even if you lock the door a Raiju will somehow break in and touch the water.

>>16186461
Would Raijus actually try to move with their husband on places with plenty of local thunderstorms? i can totally imagine it

>>16186460
That would be nice.
Even better if she's a shortstack

>>16186432
Is that an edit? I can kinda see Kagerou in there.

>>16186472
It definitely is.

>>16186432
>Raiju assassin
>Charges up static during sex and releases it on the guy at orgasm
>makes him come and go at the same time

>>16186467
I think that's how that Anon got noogie'd by one in the shower.

>>16186484
>Noogie'd by a Raiju

So the Raiju tried to headpat him but failed?

>>16186492
She destroyed his electric heater in the process too.

Phwwhh~

>>16186505
>Monster girls that can't whistle

>>16186509
I never learned to whistle either, I feel their shame.

What is the most dangerous job in MGC?

>>16186481
Raiju electricity isn't harmful though.

>>16186525
Being a male idol is up there.

>Crazy fangirls will rush you on stage to rape you while security turns a blind eye
>Faceless Tanuki producers

>>16186525
Cemetery groundsman.

>>16186468
>Raiju moves with you into the countryside of Zipangu, where there is often said to be thunderstorms
>The electricity in the air is palpable, and she gets off to it before fucking you into a dent into the futon
>That is, until one day it's raining and thundering louder than usual, almost to a monsoon-level of storm
>The crash of thunder, and a bolt of lightning strikes the tree in the central garden, making your heart sink
>You liked that tree
>Standing on the grass is a massive Oni, you'd wager at least 8'10
>Her red muscles are defined and massive
>The Oni's face is painted the same ghost-white of the Kabuki theater actors you'd seen in the city, and your Raiju wife is cowering behind you
"M-Mom..."
>Hearing the zap-weasel's voice, the massive ogre walks over to you, the four tomoe engraved drums hanging on her back from a large ring
>Every step has the crackling of lightning and a thunderous BOOM to them, closing the gap effortlessly
"RAISE YOUR HEAD, LITTLE MAN."
>Look up into her amber eyes, right before she lifts you off the porch like a rag doll and to her face
>Gives you a look up and down, smells you, drops you to the floor, dazed and confused
>Beats on one of her drums with her baton, the electricity covering both you and your Raiju with pleasant tingling, that is until it gets intense to a torturous level
>Her hands get what feels like magnetically attracted to your groin and her fertile folds between her legs
"I APPROVE OF THIS UNION. NOW GO, AND MAKE ME SOME GRANDCHILDREN."
>Raiju getting increasingly flustered as the electricity builds up to the point that you go an entire month of not needing to pay any electric bills
>On the count of all that electricity discharging sex you're having. THANKS RAIJIN.

>>16186525
Ice Cream man.

>>16186353
>Implying she wouldn't just cuddlerape you

The hot chocolate in front of the fire with blankets and nuzzling is for day time

>>16186432
Raijus are the lewdest Zipangu species so they are pretty high up the scale

>See a Raiju masturbating in public
>Think of how much a slut she has to be to do this
>Record it anyway for future fap material
>She notices you
>Get dragged into a dark alley
>Get zapped by her
>Somehow manage to stay conscious after what felt like cumming from your entire body all at once
>She starts crying and hugs you
>She finally found her fated husband
>She forces you to take her virginity
>Officially marry her later that week

>>16186509
>You will never have a buck tooth southern holstaurus whistle Dixie through her teeth while giving you a blowjob.

>>16186525
Being a virgin

>>16186499
I actually managed to fix it, but there is no way in hell I'm taking a bath in burning water ever again. I heard a crackle when I was taking a normal bath and almost dashed off naked. Turns out it was just my dog knocking down some stuff.

>>16186528
There was a news story of a teen who died from fapping 42 times in a row. Maybe the Raiju's going for that.

But with the DL/Overlord being what she is, I doubt that will happen. He'd just become an incubus I think.

>>16186525
A beat cop tasked with stopping the Serial Hugger

>>16186520
I feel for those who can't whistle some songs. It's a really nice feeling.

>No parrot harpy that whistles along

>>16186547
This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

>>16186525
>Electrician
On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
>Lamiaologist
Snake pits.
>Manticore tamer
Do I need to explain?

>>16186558
Not nearly Lovecraftian enough of an onee-san.

>>16186564
>On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
>Get a job as electrician thinking you'd have to deal with circuitry and all the stuff you studied
>At the fourth raiju in a row you have to chase off you resign yourself to the fact that you're pretty much a pseudo-paladin hunting raijus at this point

>>16186570
I wonder who could tekeli-li behind this post.

>>16186576
Did you know that there is a swarm of Shoggies lurking around this time of the day?
Just give them a chance and they might show up.

>>16186576

>>16186564
>This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

My plan for 2017 is to lie.

>>16186585
They can smell your lies also known as the smell of your semen because you masturbate too much.

>>16186525
Shota idol

>>16186505
If I see anymore monster girls smoking pipes I will give up and sell myself to a rich ojou-sama

>>16186558
Eldritch abominations make the best onee-sans and that's a fact

>>16186581

>>16186596
Is that so?

>>16186525
Trial pilot for Gremlin creations.

>>16186594
I shower in the mornings after wanking. My plan is foolproof.

>>16186581
Sauce anon?

>>16186607
Being a substitute for ballistic gel isn't fun. She better pay a shitload for this job.

>>16186605
>hair and fur are different colors
WHORE

>>16186594
Actually this got me thinking. Going by canon monsters can smell a man's spirit energy. Which is better, not jerking off or doing it all the time?
Does it work where it becomes more potent when it gathers, and so one who keeps it in and is all backed up can easily be detected and one who empties himself has little stored and so it's hard to detect.
Or does it work the other way around, where releasing it makes it linger on you and you smell of lust and one who refrains smells of nothing?

>>16186605
This is it, I can't resist my slutboy urges any longer
I'll be on my way to sell myself to a pipe-smoking snake

Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?

>>16186611
It's not weapons they're testing on you, anon.

>>16186615
Not whore, just mixed. Probably she's a kumiho with a kitsune grandmother or something like that.

>>16186618
My god, my affinity for this type of thing has led one of my fellow anons to ruination.

>>16186594
>This taste... Is the taste of a virgin, Anonymous!

>>16186618
>Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?
It's between snakes, onis and the mofus.

>>16186617
I'm not sure. But I do know that cum rags sell like hot cakes.

>>16186611
Nah senpai you aren't testing weapons.
Though, robots are still involved.

>>16186617
They're not smelling for your SE, they're smelling for the DE of other monsters, which would indicate if you're taken. DE doesn't wash off.
Good luck faking that.

>>16186627
Some Liches can, too.

>>16186630
DE of other monsters act as a repellent for other MGs. Except Bicorns.

>>16186630
I'm sure they can smell SE too. The stronger it is on the crotch region, the best the mate is. Also, SE comes from more than just semen right? So if you get all sweaty they might be on to you too.

The only is is to hit that monster puss and get a bit of DE mixed in so they know you're already taken.

>>16186639
>I can smoke all I want, my lungs are dead anyway!

>>16186585
>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
>As it's going to be physically impossible to last a month without getting violently assaulted, he forms a contract with a demon
>In exchange of protection, the demon gets his virginity in a couple years, but anon cares more about not getting assaulted sooner rather than later

>>16186654
>Demon comes to claim his cherry
>anon turns her tail into a banana with her newfound Wizard powers
Dohohoho!

>>16186643
This is why slutty vampires with pipes are great.

>>16186657
>with her
With his*

>>16186630
>A monstergirl corners anon
>"Mmmm... You don't get many virgins around these parts, darling."
>he nervously stutters than he's already taken, and that there must be some kind of mistake
>her smile widens as she slightly sniffs the air around him
>"That's funny... why can't I smell anyone on you?"
>Anon goes into all out panic mode, forgetting that nervousness and fear excite monsters
>She gently pushes him against the wall, and with her hot breath teasing his ear whispers
>"You wouldn't be lying to me now, would you?"

>>16186596
>We've reached the point where we no longer fear the eldritch truth but embrace it as our onee-sans That we totally don't want to fuck
This timeline gets stranger and stranger as it progresses

Kakuen had a fun year.

There was a lot of mischief to be had in 2016.

>>16186657
>He Alped

Oh man, that Demon is going to be so mad.

>>16186663
>Ruining a man's chance at getting wizard powers
This is why we need paladins.

>>16186654
>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
I'm just saying, some people have a fear of physical contact. Monstergirls being real would ramp up lifes difficulty level to nightmare mode for these people.

>>16186669
I'm sure the monkey-business will continue.

>>16186672
>When the Anon you've been lusting for Alps
HeavyDrinking.png

>>16186669

>>16186676
They will get a shock therapy, just like it would happen to me, having arachnophobia, if a spidergirl raped me.

>>16186669
It truly was the year of rape ape. Dicks out for Kauken, because they like that sort of thing you know.

>>16186669
But so little art

>>16186694
>shock therapy
Of course!
All of the orgasms without actually having to make physical contact!

>>16186694
>arachnophobia
I also have this. If 2017 happened I'd either become a complete shut in or marry a random boring monstergirl type out of necessity. Especially if fear turned on Arachnes.

>>16186696
Assemble the statue, Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

>>16186694
I wonder how sad would a spider girl would be if you saw her.

>>16186707
Those amazonesses are still freaky as fuck. Snatchin' away the kids and whatnot.

>>16186705
>if fear turned on Arachnes.

Do MGs think that sex will solve everything?

>>16186712
They take their jobs as Temple Guards very seriously.

>>16186663
Sounds like a Deep South manticore who "ain't seen no virgins boys around these parts". She's going to rape you over her pick up.

>>16186708
Why?

>>16186676

I can't stand being touched, it's even gotten me in trouble a couple of times. That being said, I wouldn't necessarily mind a MG touching me.

>>16186625
It's ok anon, I was doomed to end like this
You did nothing wrong

>>16186627
If it's a tie then I'll stay with a snake

This one looks a bit too gentle for the manwhore I am but I'd love to spend my days applying lotions to her lower half

>>16186726
Wouldn't you find her disgusting and scary? I'm sure she would be sad. She just wants to talk.

>>16186727
Monstergirls would probably be the kind of people who lightly touch you constantly. Its a base part of flirting, and as a single man you're going to get a lot of it.
I wouldn't like it either.

>>16186732
I find her scary, not disgusting.

She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

>>16186666
>Spoiler
That's true but we can't stop them for fucking us, would you dare prevent your dear eldritch onee-san from raping you?

And yes this is quite a strange timeline we live in, 2017 is near things will only get stranger

>>16186725
I'm gonna give a big scary Manticore a surprise kiss!

>>16186745
>She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

I have a pretty big fear of heights and my waifu can fly. Please god don't let her get the idea of sex dives.

>>16186733
You better get used to the constant groping and rubbing on the bus and subway. Along with frequent ass slaps while walking on the pavement.

>>16186599
That thread was great.

Season 3 never.

>>16186558
whos dat again?

>>16186755
Maybe some licking too because of >>16186626

>>16186755
They'd make male only carriages if the molestation problem was big enough.

>>16186772
>Monstergirls becoming a reality causes the world to become modern day Japan except everyone's fucking breeding

Can Manticores smell fear?

>>16186779
All MGs can.
But Manticores get off to it.

>>16186772
>implying that human men have rights in the MG world

>>16186779
Manticores can smell your boner even before you go hard.

>>16186784
The fairer sex needs their rights anon.

>>16186733

If an attractive woman touched me I'd be more surprised than anything. It'd definitely take getting used to.

>>16186432
Hey, Jabberwocks aren't that lewd. I mean, they're so nice, and they always want to spend time with their little brothers or human boy that they pretend is their little brother. They wouldn't do anything lewd to them right?

Have you ever seen a Purple Mantis?
Exactly.

>>16186755
>>16186772
>You will never in this world
Kill me now.

>>16186779
They can smell, see and taste it

Manticores are fearsome creature

>>16186780
Wrong, the gentle ones cannot

>>16186797
>Jabberwocks aren't that lewd
And I'm the king of England.

>>16186802
live in this world*

>>16186803
Even the gentle ones can.
They just react differently. MGs are masters of reading emotions.

DE is pretty much emotion-magic anyway.

>>16186779
I wonder if in the the MG universe. Monster girls attend events where human males are allowed a 20 minute head start inside a forest in which they can hide. Then a single manticore is released to hunt them down.

>>16186822
>"I can hear your heartbeat, it is very fast, very intense..."
>"...Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Ba-bump~"

>>16186800
Light colored Mantises are the best
I never saw a purple one but I don't care to, what we need is a white one

>>16186817
You're right, it's just weird to think that a cutie like a White Horn could smell your fear just like a violent rapist would

>>16186822
They'd probably get complaints.
>so you're telling me I can't even get a boyfriend, but they have a bunch of guys to set lose for one manticore?

>>16186833
>"I can smell you. Just come out"
>"I promise to be gentle"

I wonder if they use their tail pussy to probe around small places the poor anon could be hiding like that scene from "War of the worlds"

>>16186800
>No white mantis with white hair and delicious brown skin

>>16186822
The most dangerous game.

>>16186853
Upon re-reading this, I fucking realized the guy she ends up wish has scars on his back from all the times they used to have sex when they were younger.

HE LITERALLY COULDN'T GET OFF IF HE DIDN'T FEEL HIS WAIFU'S CLAWS IN HIS BACK.

>>16186779
Actually I think so. I could be misremembering but Im pretty sure spirit energy from different people has a different taste. Like the energy of a hot blooded passionate guy would taste different from a laid back person. It's not like most monsters could put that into words, but its a sort of instinct that tells them if someone would make a good husband or not.

>>16186886
So?

>>16186886
This is my fetish

>>16186892
It's incredibly vanilla and heart-warming. To be so in love with your waifu you can't even masturbate without the idea of her holding onto you with her inhuman bits.

>>16186886
He has amazing taste then

>>16186800
Ah. OCs. What wonderful fun.

>>16186907
>Your waifu will never claw the shit out of your back nightly
>Mamono mana means it heals fast and leaves no scars
>Still healing when you go to work one morning
>boss slaps you on the back and congratulates you on your proposal being approved
>Day's off to a good start
>Get up to take a piss a half hour later
>Your coworkers start freaking out
>They ask you if you're okay
>Inquire as to why they're asking
>The entire back of your shirt is completely saturated with blood
>"Oh, that. It probably already stopped by now. I should change my shirt though, does anyone have a spare?"
>Coworkers stare at you dumbfounded

>>16186886
At least your kids will think your scars are cool. You can even make up some stories about how you got them.

Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her. 2017 ain't far away.

>>16186974
No she doesn't

>>16186974
>Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her.
>2017 starts with an epidemic of broken ribs

>>16186975
She thinks you're acting silly.

>>16186989
She doesn't exist because no monstergirl would want me

>>16186994
So you don't have a waifu? Now that's just silly, you're silly. Everyone has a waifu. Even the people who say they don't. She's your waifu for a reason. It's because you love her and she loves you. You can't doubt it all you want be she loves you.

>>16187005
Even if monstergirls are waiting at the other side I'm sure there isn't one waiting for me.

>>16185469
You fool, you could turn that new pokeman chicken girl into a cockatrice that's brown or vanilla.

>>16187014
Dont pull a depressed anon m8.

I still remember the pain when i said that!

Playing Titanfall 2 for 13 hours straight with my scary dog!

>>16187038
>scary dog
She's not scary! SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD! And video games aswell?! HA! WHAT A GEEK!

>>16187053
Are you a sperg?

>>16187031
I'm just saying the truth.

>>16187038
Do you think monsters would play those lewd meta games?

>>16187059
Don't tell me you're a nerd aswell. I bet you are!

I want to capture a White Horn with white fur and brown skin!

Regardless if it's bad luck!

>>16187081
>White Horn with white fur and brown skin!
I see we share the same wavelength

>>16187081
Good taste in color scheme.

>>16187081
>capture

Good luck with that. You standing outside in the snow until a white horn walks by. But because you're freezing to death a white horn will notice and bring you in. To which she will cuddle you in her warmth all night.

>>16187038
I want to sit on a dire Hellhound's lap and introduce her to the RPGs from my youth.

>>16187081
>>16187087
>>16187089
Aren't brown skinned girls with light hair/fur slutty?

I mean I still love them regardless but they don't look pure at all

>>16187089
Any girl is great when you just add chocolate!

>>16186932
>Waifu won't stop biting me
>I won't stop getting heard everytime she does it

>>16187095
No, that's brown with multicoloured hair, AKA gyaru's

>>16187095
>brown skinned girls
>not pure

Excuse me?

>>16187095
Have you ever seen a slutty yeti?

>>16187063
Yes. MG's would find a way to make everything lewd

>>16187114
I thought Yeti's were so pure that they were incapable of sex and didn't even know what it is. All that is on their mind is the cuddle.

>>16187095
Brown girls with white hair is almost a trope but they are still the best combo regardless.

More importantly since everyone here are weebs and likely don't understand white deer are considered to have holy powers by native americans and the superstition of shooting one is supremely bad luck for even normal murrican hunters.

We're talking multiple stories of "Guy shot a white deer then died a week later" type of shit existing.

It would be the equivalent of attacking a Unicorn.

>>16187102
Maybe I'm mixing up the two
Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?

>>16187114
>>16187126
They aren't slutty but hugging a man until he gets a boner and asks for sex isn't what I would call pure

>>16187126
Oh you sweet summer child.

>>16187126
Sex is just more cuddling to them, they don't have a barrier between warm cuddles and sex

>>16187137
>Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?
Delicious brown

>>16187126
Popping a boner while they hug you gives them the impression that it's time to commence a babymaking session.

>>16187139
No! Don't lewd cuddles!

>>16187152
The yetis already have.

>>16187151
>You'll never have gentle cuddlesex with a busty Yeti.
>You'll never see her sweet and loving smile as you cum inside.
Fucking hell.

>>16187154
T-They're pure! Don't lie!

>>16187159
This is the nightmare we live in, Anon

>>16187081
>>16187129
Brown skin + White hair is lovely, makes me want to see what other members of the White Horn MG species look like.

>>16187129
The bad luck you'd get for capturing one would probably falling completely in love with her or worst, getting her pregnant on her first time

>>16187164
We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more

>Displacer Beasts telling sex stories, rating their experiences and individual sessions based on how many 'latches' they managed on their husband
>Meanwhile, their husbands' backs look like a battleground that even the most seasoned Yakuza would envy

>>16187161
Pure =/= Chaste anon. They're not slutty but they certainly have healthy sex drives and want to have sex with their beloved.
Nothing purer than love.

>>16187167
>We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more
Damn straight, even fanart that shows one of the girls wearing a different outfit has her actual design 1:1 like the profiles.
Pic-related for example.

Shit really inflames my autism.

"Ah. The experiment was a success."

>>16187187
Gonna stroke that cool, silky fluff

>>16187187
If only her hair was long and fluffy to match her tail.

>>16187187
>Lich + Wolfu
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?!

>>16187191
That is clearly a fox.

>>16187190
But that would be too much perfection for any one man to handle.

>>16185400
In these lands, it's rape or be raped, Anon.

>>16187196
I want to play with her tail

>>16186755
I'm going to wear tight shorts with nothing underneath. Do you think they'll notice

>>16187187
>Fluffy tail DLC

>>16187211
The Alps will.
They have a sense for those sorts of things.

>>16187202
There can only be one outcome.

Also, I'll delete this in a bit.

>>16187202
I'd like to play with her ears. They look so floppy.

>>16187221
Well they aren't going to blackmail me are they?

>>16187187
I want to pound that Lich's plump ass and then "accidentally" break her phylactery right before I cum inside.

>>16186795
This
>"Uh... What do you think you are doing?"
>"Oh! Sorry, did I offend you? I'm still not used to human customs"
>"I - No, I... Its just never happened before"
>"What? But you're cute!"
>Awkward silence
>"Do you want me to stop?"
>"... No"

>>16187229
She might get the wrong idea and ask you out on a date
I'd rather never leave my home than be seen in public with a pig girlfriend

>>16187250
>that
>plump
Actually, I don't believe we have art of a grandiosely plump Lich butt.
Which is sad provided that in the case it gets drawn, more is done to change up the profile design beyond her bodytype.

>>16187263
Sometimes I imagine it's bigger than it is in pictures because that's what I feel Liches deserve.

>>16187270
Well if there's a husband between her and her Study Beanbag™, She'l want to maker her rear as plump and cushion-y for his lap as possible.

What would you get your waifu for Xmas?
Hard mode: No sex

>>16187202
SPROINK THE TAIL,
FLOP THE EARS,
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF HER HORDE,
SEE YOUR WAIFU MOLDED BEFORE YOU

>>16186546
Fuck now I'm hard and sad at the same time.
Fuck you anon.

>>16187318
Some new video games she's been eyeing for a while.
Then I'd take her out to a local bar and grill for dinner. They've got burgers with fried bacon.

>>16187318
Probably Titanfall 2 or spending the holiday skiing at the lodge.

>>16187337
>burgers with bacon
>like its a big deal

welcome to 'merica comrade.

>>16187279
As long as she makes her breasts equally plump so I can grope them while she works.
And then when she least suspects it, I'll disable her phylactery and start teasing her inverted nipples.

>>16187318
I'd let her squid me all day long + I'd buy her some spooky magic stone that she can use for her corruption shenanigans

>>16187318
seems fitting for a minotaur, gonna give it to her in a red gag too

>>16187340
Fried bacon anon. There's a difference.
And the fries there are pretty great.
Shame I can't tell you the name of the place since it would actually give away where I live.

>>16187337
>Not making her homemade burgers with the best ingredient, your love

Hello, Anon.

I haven't heard back from you in a while, and I'm getting a little concerned. Maybe I was thinking a little too far forward with my original offer, and made you a little suspicious. Rest assured, I always honor my word, and I patiently await your response.

In the meantime, I would like to bring to your attention some information I had gathered about your current financial situation.

It appears that you have taken a smaller 100-thousand MON loan from a financial office in the Undead Sector. I know you have no means of paying such a loan back, so I can only assume that you have cut some filthy, degrading, under-the-table method of payment.

Quite frankly, I am insulted by your decision. I had gone out of my way to arrange our deal, and you chose some depraved, rotting bint over me? You could've at least wrote me back! I would have loved to cooperate with you.

Personal feelings aside, I would like to point out that what you are doing is highly illegal. I would certainly hope that you haven't conducted any business with her by the time you receive this letter.

I have many eyes, Mr. Anon. They are everywhere, and always watching you. I only need to make one call, and you will spend the rest of your life rotting in a cell.

I look forward to seeing you!

-S. TANUKI, CEO

>>16187346
*bag

>>16187318
What better to get a dragon than a crown?

I mean a fully gold, gem encrusted crown with diamonds on the top.

>>16187318
Uh... the dead don't really want for much. Maybe I'l go out and buy some stuff so I can present her with her old suit of armor, sword and shield, cleaned up and polished and shining and completely funsional again.

Or maybe I could buy some strings and some stuff to repair that ancient lute she has in her room.

In terms of sentimental stuff she has more then enough collected over the centuries, so instead of something new, it would probably mean more to her if I brought something old back to life, like I did her.

>>16187349
Anon, when you give a girl a gift you do something for her that you don't do every day already. In this case, go out to eat, come home to have Apple Pie for dessert, then cuddle up and play video games for the rest of the evening before tying yourself to the bed and letting her ravage you for the rest of the night.

>>16187350
You're cute when you're jealous.

-Anon

I wonder how she'd react upon learning that I got that loan from my adoptive Wight mother?

>>16187318
I want to make a white haired Christmas-y Gremlin cosplay as pic-related.

>>16187318
Matching nooses for both of us.

>>16187187
First the Holst Lich
Now the Fox Lich

We need more Lich types!

>>16187388
>take MG
>remove: body heat, emotion, color
Ta-da.

>>16187318
A child

>>16187402
If you had an imagination, there's a lot more you can do to Undead something.

>>16187350
Tanukis are scary

>>16187411
Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.

>>16187420
>Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.
I know that feeling.

>>16187318
I really don't know. I was thinking a sword or a shiny acessory, but she already has a bunch of that. Sex we have everyday, so yeah.
I'll cook her favorite food, get her favorite movie and music and stuff like that. Hopefully I can give her the best day of her life and maybe I'll think about a nice present.

>>16187256
Oh god I'd fall to flattery and flirtation so fast it'd be ugly

>>16187435
I have a bad habit of playing along with things like that until the end where I back off. I think it would be a really fast bad end for me.

Yandere Oni

>>16187318
A daugheru

>>16187447
I dig it.

>>16187447
>>16187465
I will teach them the magic of sharing.

>>16187435
I'd be putty in some Ojou-sama's hands faster than you could call me a slut.

>>16187447
>She'll shatter your pelvis if she catches you talking to another girl

Does a human pelvis grow back?

>>16187447
Knowing KC, if she stabs you with that knife the worst that's going to happen is you get an irrepressible boner and a single-minded desire to rape the oni who stabbed you. Also, the knife is going to gain sentience and turn into a knife-related monster girl who's going to seek a human male of her own.

Violence is tuned down to such an absurd degree in MGE-verse it's gone past the point of suspension of disbelief.

>>16187435
I always wonder what it would be like if I got put in the MGE world. I pictured myself running from monsters and taking refuge in some church of the fallen goddess and realized a dark priestess could do just about anything to me with a bit of physical contact and some flattery.

>>16187481
>Be lumberjack
>Head out inawoods to chop some trees
>Swing mighty axe into a trunk
>"Ahn~"
>Wtf
>Look at axe
>Realize you grabbed the demon silver one by mistake
>Now the tree and axe are turning into mamono
>Get raped by both

>>16187481
Anon it's porn. Of course death and violence are going to be heavily de-emphasized. I mean I'm sure if you pushed KC he'd admit that yeah monsters killing humans and humans killing monsters happens somewhere out there, but it's never going to get major focus because those things are decidedly unsexy.

>>16187481
So the knife is made out of demon realm silver?

>>16187491
>Be lumberjack
>Looking for a bush to relieve yourself
>Pull mighty cock out of your pockets
>"AAAH!"
>Wtf
>Look at bush
>Realize you're peeing on a shortstack dryad

>>16187501
eew

>Another long day at work.
>No tanuki wife to come home to who'd be in a huff at me being late

At least I get to watch a hockey game with the family but man, I'd love to come back to a shortstack tanuki.

>>16187510
I wish I were able to go to movies with my waifu and my daughteru instead of just going alone.

>>16187518
What movie would you take them to see?

>>16187518
That would be nice, although going to the movies alone would run the risk of some monster girl trying to suck you off in the dark.

>>16187518
>going to movies alone
What's the point? Movie theaters are disgusting and uncomfortable enough WITH the social excuses. Not worth being able to see a movie a few weeks early imho.

>>16187528
I'd let it happen

>>16187527
All the movies anon, I love movies. Most recently though, Dr. Strange. Both my daughteru and my waifu would love the special effects!

>>16187528
Not that kind of movie anon.

>>16187531
Movie theaters don't bug me as much as the people who I'd ever go to movies with. Going alone is the comfiest option, though if my waifu and daughteru were with me that would be comfier.

>>16187532
Would you?
Even if you really couldn't see who's doing it?

I need pictures! Pictures of angry MGs!

>>16187544
Are you telling me that a monster girl wouldn't try and suck you off during Doctor Strange?

I'm sure that a lot of nerdy MGs would suck your Sorcerer Supreme at the shot at a boyfriend/toy.