/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for singing to Tanuki through the night.

First for Kobolds being very, very cute!

I still want to introduce a flirty Wight Ojou-sama to the world of commoner food and watch her adorably flustered reactions!

Why'd you have to go and make her mad?

>>16174164

>no hands
>drops egg
>all the tears

>>16174189
>"D-Do you really just take it in your hand like that a-and... bite?"
>"... May I?"

>>16174194
They'd be gentle, and those eggs would likely be tough.

>>16174164
I want to stroke that egg.

>>16174193
I'll make up for it by apologising and kissing her cheek.

>>16174208
I'm still waiting on my pic of loving Dragon egg care.

>>16174193
>IF I CATCH THAT LOUSY THIEF, I'LL... I'LL! OOOOOOOO! I'M SO MAD!

>chaos girls
>wonderland tea
>Diamond Trumparts
What's with KC's sudden bestiality fetish
I don't like it

>>16174232
I don't mind it with Wonderland since it's just a temporary thing.
The Cthulhu girls can fuck off though.

>>16174228
What did he steal?

>>16174238
Her heart

>>16174189
>Order a burger for her
>"You don't need knives or forks for this?"

>>16174232
KC has always been a huge pervert. It's just that the profiles usually don't reveal it so openly.

Is /ss/ allowed here?

>>16174232
I don't know how I feel about it. On one hand I think it's hot but on the other I'm not sure I care to interact with it with anything other than a computer screen infront of me. Not sure I want turn into a wolf to give the waifu the knot, y'know? Though, it feels like one of those inhibitions that will just get eroded away by mamono mana

>>16174250
Not a fan of the girl sitting on the scorpion look. Couldn't make the scorpion maller? Make the girl more integrated?

>>16174252
I'm fine with it
I just don't like shit like Mindflayer or Atlach that expect you to live your entire life as an animal

>>16174267
You forgot Wendigo.

Shog husbands are less normal than they appear as well. Pic-related.

>>16174193
I found out that I had told people on the internet that I wanted to breed her.
I don't know what to do now.

>>16174274
I don't have any issues at all with Shog, since they explicitly cannot transform their husbands to the extent that their masters can.
And yeah, Wendigo is pretty awful too. Mindflayers are bearable because while they prefer going out with you in squid form, they're fine with both in intimate situations. Meanwhile Atlach-Nacha will get legitimately abusive if you try to turn back, since her whole gimmick is being mean lolidom as fuck to humans but turning somewhat submissive once you've turned into a giant spider

>>16174286
You cuddle her, give her all you attention and tender love until you are married. Then you can preform sex for the sake of pro creation.

Dragons aren't toys for fuck. Dragons are for laifu.

>>16174250
Is that the scorpion equivalent of a hoverhand? Look at that claw.

>>16174292
She might just be

>>16174198
>>16174245
Too cute! She's too cute!

>>16174189
>Introduce her to cup ramen
>Puts in water
>She then realized the kettle isn't plugged in
>Starts pouting

>>16174232
There seems to be a lot of bestiality/"bestiality" on girls in MGE, but are there any cases of girls doing that sort of thing to the guys? Pharaoh worries me a bit in that respect.

>>16174232
>Diamond Trumparts
Did I miss something about them

>>16174267
>expect you to live your entire life as an animal
Only if you're one of those nerds who applies an arbitrary definition of what you "really REALLY" are. You can change back at will with no cost.

>>16174321
They are ridiculously depraved, and among other things enjoy having their husbands turn into animals before they fuck sometimes.

>>16174321
Trumparts comes in 4 flavors. The Diamonds are the kinkiest and will not hesitate to experiment when having sex. Some of that involve potions that turn you into a literal animal.

>>16174324
Only for Mindflayer, who only prefers that form when going out in public, if you try to turn back on an Atlach-Nacha she will lolidom you until you break and turn back.

>>16174331
KC getting this explicit about how weird sex in MGE gets is making me re-evaluate my like for Krakens and Scyllas.

>>16174333
>if you try to turn back on an Atlach-Nacha
Oh, well I don't really care about chaos spider. Too flat and not eldritch enough.

>>16174317
So cute I might die.
It'd be fun to see her like that because of how flirty she usually is.

>>16174338
I for one am incredibly pleased to learn that the shitty eldritch loli spider is actually shitty.
Now I can lord my superior taste in eldritch girls over them.

>>16174326
>>16174331
Ah, I guess I missed that bit.
Clubs still a best.

>>16174337
Incubi have flexible orifices, don't worry.

>>16174342
Oh, has her profile been summarized? I didn't even notice.

>>16174347
It hasn't.

>>16174347
That was just the extra I think

>>16174351
Wait, then how do you know she had you turn into a spider permanently?

>>16174337
Considering KC supported and provided illustrations for a collection of stories where, among other things, a loli Witch summons a tentacle monster to roughly violate both of your asses while you fuck and shower you in magic cum, you probably should if you're wary of that sort of thing.

>>16174337
It's mostly limited to wonderland and chaos girls, don't forget there's over 200 girls now so he has more room to throw wild shit out there once in a while.

>>16174357
It's not permanent in that you can turn back freely, but if you do it just sends her right into femdom mode until you break and turn back to escape it.

>>16174359
True, but it does feel like the girls and the lewd have been getting more "out there" recently. Hell, the majority of the new girls in MGE 2 are pretty damn weird in some way. I don't necessarily dislike it, but it's a pretty stark contrast to the mostly very normal girls of MGE 1.

>>16174364
>Eggs-in-paladin-Butt guy's new waifu

>>16174369
Man considering how /d/ KC is turning I have to wonder if he'll canonize 'that' in some way. I men he made his stance clear but that was a long time ago and I'm a little worried his answer this time would be different. I mean if you asked him a few years ago if he'd consider canonizing bestiality I doubt he'd have said yes.

>>16174364
All of this while she is pouting too.

>>16174369
I wouldn't say so. Dragon Zombie, Griffon, Otohime, White Horn, Ochimusha, Ice Queen and the dumb turtle are all on par with what he was doing before.

It's a small minority of weird stuff seeming more than it is.

>>16174384
Maybe because it all cameo out at once.

>>16174375
>I mean if you asked him a few years ago if he'd consider canonizing bestiality I doubt he'd have said yes.
He already did a few years ago, wonderland stuff is nothing new. It's not permanent but neither is the chaos stuff.

>>16174375
It's already semi canon in that KC said it's possible within the setting but only as a result of potions or whatever, and he won't write about it as part of the official material because it's just not his kind of thing.

>>16174326
>>16174331

diamonds. truly the hardest metal known to man

>>16174358

neato

>>16174384
Griffon's idea of punishment sex and Ice Queen actually keeping an icy personality even after getting married are kind of strange in their own way for MGE.

>>16174389
First I knew of it was the tea. How long ago was that written about? And besides it looks like it might have been a mistranslation now that it says
>“Tea that causes men who drink it to go mad with lust like a dog, and attack and ravish monster girls.”
And not
>“Tea that causes men who drink it to turn into a dog, and attack and ravish monster girls.”

>>16174399
It wasn't a mistranslation, it's just that nobody wanted to believe that it wasn't so they tried to interpret it in the most harmless way possible.
Trumpart confirms outright that no, you literally do turn into a dog.

>>16174405
>Trumpart confirms outright that no, you literally do turn into a dog.
Sauce or you're full of shit.

>>16174405
>It wasn't a mistranslation
Got any proof to this? It's also likely that it WAS a mistranslated and KC has just deviated over the years.

>>16174406
Anon, I...

>>16174410
>It's also likely that it WAS a mistranslated and KC has just deviated over the years.
SERIOUSLY grasping at straws there buddy.

>>16174415
I don't know what my possible motive could be considering we're at the same point regardless thanks to Trumpart.

I'm just pointing out that his /d/escent might not stop. The more I think about KC the more it seems like he's an omnophiliac.

So what happens when a monster girl drinks the tea?

>>16174424
Beastiality.
Or just them turning into furry-tier. Don't know what is worse.

>>16174424
Probably nothing. It's like raging mushroom, it has a specific effect on men, but on monstergirls it just makes them horny. I imagine that there's a lot like that. Or at least I want to hope nothing.

>>16174433
At least with horse pussy it would make no difference.

>>16174424
There was a Dormouse having sex with her husband inside a giant teapot in that KC Wonderland doujin. Probably acts like an aphrodisiac.

But this is Wonderland we're talking about so I don't know.

This mermaid surrenders to you and tells you to do as you please.
What do?

Trumpart hasn't been officially translated. Stop stirring shit based on speed TLs.

>>16174375
I don't particularly care for the turn his writing has taken. That being said, maybe there was only so far he could go before things got stale.

Just more editing for the headcanon I suppose.

>>16174438
Well, it's not like ALL of their tea turns you into an animal. Just special kinds.

>>16174435
>At least with horse pussy it would make no difference.
What, that entire human half being gone wouldn't make a difference?

>>16174439
Tie her to my longship and go raiding

>>16174445
Reminder not to drink random things there. You'll never know what will happen.

>>16174442
MGE should've stayed maximum vanilla.

Anyone else wish this thread talked about stuff other than MGE more often?

>>16174464
Nah. I think MGE has a pretty good balance between vanilla and /d/ right now.

>>16174467
Like what?

>>16174467
Not really.

>>16174467
We talk about other manga when it's relevant. What else is there, EMG and it's kawaii kobolds(male)?

>>16174467
Like what? There aren't really all that many other japanese monster girl settings with any amount of content worth discussing, and the western ones are all festering hives of autism and vore.

>>16174471
Other series like this I guess.

>>16174478
We talk about longneck-chan x3.

>>16174478
You can talk about it. Don't know how intersted pepole are however.

>>16174480
>3
What's the third one?

>>16174478
There's really not all that to discuss with doujins and minor manga. There are some monstergirl related anime coming up, so we could talk about those.

One strenght of MGE is how soft it is compared to other monster girl settings
I can understand that you find that girls with extreme fetishes tarnish it as a whole but they don't directly impact how great life with your waifu would be
The foundations of the setting are so vanilla and hugboxy that there is really nothing to worry about except that when you will have gentle lotus position sex with your waifu there will probably be a dude having some messed up sex with his waifu somewhere on the same planet as you where you can't see or hear them

>>16174485
The one with the school teacher MC. That had a rokurokubi didn't it?

>>16174491
Are you thinking of Demi-chan?
That does not have a rokurokubi.

>>16174488
MGE isa hugbox. But the problem with hugboxes is that if you think to hard about them, they fall apart.
The only reson MGE can still work as a hugbox is due to >Mamanomana and KC just saying "Yeah, you'll be happy and everything will be the way you want it to be".

>>16174496
You're right. Huh. I could have sworn there was 3. Pic related, the one with the spider girl that gets posted some times, and teacher-mc. Is there a third or am I just making shit up?

What about imps?

Is having some more strange and fetishy girls really that bad when they're both the minority, and rare in-universe?

>>16174488
>>16174501
MGE is great because no matter how lewd it gets it always remains happy and vanilla.

>>16174509
They're not really that much of a minority. But they're also not that extreme that I see how they'd actually bother anybody.

>>16174439
this show was good
too bad japan has shit taste as always

>>16174511
This, weird monster girl fetish sex and vanilla aren't mutually exclusive.

>>16174506
Imps with fat tails are for swinging around like Bowser in Mario64

>>16174509
I agree with you, the only counterargument I see is that those girls can still rape you, cue the hate for Matangos and their drug spores

>>16174512
They're all squirreled away in Wonderland, which is pretty much the "here be weird shit" land.
Basically, if you go there, you know what you signed up for.

>>16174509
Way I see it is the in-verse aspect doesn't really matter. No matter how rare a Suit of horsecock trumpart is, she'll attract those people to the thread.

>>16174504
You've gone insane it seems.

Now why don't we talk about this cat.

>>16174530
How often have we had people circlejerking about bestiality or furries in this thread? Get over yourself.

>>16174536
Who rammed a cock up your ass?

>>16174544
Go fuck yourself.

>>16174535
That is one cute cat, why are thin girls so great?

>>16174554
Jeeze anon, so tun~

Lets talk about demon princesses
wouldn't you want to help one expand her realm?

>>16174557
They awaken protective instincts.

>>16174559
tsun*

>>16174562
If that is true then thin lolis are the absolute best

>>16174535
How do those glasses even work? Her ears are on the top of her head.

>>16174573
GLUE

>>16174560
Not this shit again. Only two of those are actually canon and the rest are either memes or one off story characters.

>>16174575
That sounds like a bad idea.

>>16174577
I'm pretty sure Selene is in 2 stories.

>>16174509
It's not bad at all. As long as he doesn't start making futas, which he won't since he doesn't like it, I'm all for him experimenting with a few different girls here and there.

He's in the 200+ range now and there's only so many times handholding sex in the missionary position or cowgirl can be done without a bit of variation here and there. Even Automaton was a nice change since they have milking devices rather than vaginas.

>>16174573
It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>16174586
It's not like the more vanilla girls don't have variation, any girl will use as much of her body as possible to get you off, and then there's all the produce, potions, magical sex toys, demonic energy manipulation...
Not that I dislike these new, "weirder" ones at all.

>>16174584
Also, where is the Queen of Hearts in that image? She's actually a canon Lilim.

>>16174560
I don't particularly care for Lilims but I love other types of Queens and Princesses

Apophis is best Queen

>>16174573
You ruined her for me, I hope you fall off a centaur and die

>You'll never have a vampire onee-san whose teeth get itchy, making her want to nibble you

>>16174593
Why would I be on a Centaur on the first place?

>>16174592
No clue, I wasn't the one who made the image
what would she replace?

>>16174592
There's a problem in that we have no idea what she looks like and have never seen an extended amount of her personality.

>>16174597
Is it really that much of a problem to let her nib-nib?

>>16174164
Man, I always love everything about harpies. Precisely the reason why I become a drawfag.

>>16174601
One of the meme ones, obviously.

>>16174603
A fair point, KC needs to expand on her a bit. But we can safely guess she'll be highly eccentric as the queen of Wonderland and if she's anything like the original Queen of Hearts she'll be prone to anger.
I'd guess wrath for this.

>>16174608
Not a problem at all.

>>16174597
She is getting her teeth brushed whether she likes it or not
I am NOT getting bitten by itchy teeth

>>16174616
Are you out of your mind? The itch will move to your bite wound and then you'll be the one asking her to bite you

>>16174633
That's not how it works. It's like teething. You just wanna gnaw on something. Don't you ever wanna gnaw things?

>>16174599
You belong on a centaur because centaurs are shit and so are you
Why would you ruin such a cute cat for everyone? I bet you're one of those creepy guys who are obsessed with wolfus

>>16174584
True, Selene and Victoria aren't meme lilims like Lani, CRUSHER or that Kawaiipenis thing.

But those two are just story characters, we've had lilim characters before and no one felt the need to make them "canon", so why now? Why can't they just be part of their author's own works?

>>16174643
There is literally nothing wrong with wolfus.
t. not even an awoofag

>>16174640
I'd trust a canine girl like an Anubis or a Hellhound to gnaw on me but not a Vampire, she's bound to go overboard and suck my blood

>>16174643
>I bet you're one of those creepy guys who are obsessed with wolfus

I actually am, too. Not the submissive boring ones, but the huge wolfus. They're fun.
That was an awesome guess on your part, so I hope you enjoy those impossible glasses even more!

>>16174650
Letting a vampire gnaw on you is like letting a cat gnaw on you. Their fangs are sharp but if you stick your fingers between their molars they pull funny faces and can't bite down.

>>16174644
I never considered the word "canon" whenever I mention shit

I just like to celebrate variety when it comes to lilims. canon has nothing to do with that

>>16174646
They are vastly inferior to cats if you ask me

>>16174653
Huge wolfus are the worst, if you told me you like them muscled as well I'd probably puke
And no I can no longer view that cat the same way, it's like when you find a cute cat on the street and it acts very friendly but then you notice it has a collar on

>>16174171
What's with the singing man?
>>16174172
They know any tricks?

>>16174644
I'm confused as to why the thread doesn't count Palamina. I know Abaggijawah is an old writefag, but she's got the most development out of the current writefag lilims. Still, I'm just glad he's alive again. Now all I need is Parkedbuggy to revive.

>>16174194
She's not a Wyvern, anon.

>>16174671
I'm not trolling, I honestly would like a huge slightly muscled Wolfu. Be honest, I can't have ruined her that hard for you, that's just silly.

>>16174671
Does this offend you?

>>16174673
Speaking of MIA writefags, I'm wondering where Lanternon is. He hasn't updated since early October. He can't just leave us hanging when we're about to have all the loose ends explained.

>>16174671
The only cats I really like are Sphinxes.
They're the only ones that don't bullshit around.

>>16174678
Huh. So that's what's under those weird arm armor pieces.

Also that wolfu arouses me.

>>16174584
Speaking of Selene, where is Beast?

>>16174677
OK I might have overreacted but now I'm more focused on how those glasses work than on how cute she is

>>16174678
Absolutely disgusting, delete this.

>>16174560
My Orange County Lilim doesn't even have a realm, she's practically a stinky hobo.

>>16174678
It arouses me, personally.

>>16174686
Don't ask me, I've been gone for a while, last time I was around some dude nagged him to stop posting that salamander with the flag.

>>16174678
I'm offended that he's offended.

>>16174690
Alp get out

>>16174701
No I just got in and it's cold.

>>16174676
It is not OK to joke about this, people stealing unfertilized Wyvern eggs is a serious issue can you imagine how ashamed a Wyvern must be when she sees a man running around with her egg?

>>16174685
>>16174693
>>16174697
>Getting aroused by a muscled wolfu
Be careful guys, you might end up getting abused by her and end up like those hentai girls who do the double peace sign

>>16174710
Nee-nee-ne-nee-neh
Hehehehe

>>16174710
>Not wanting to be thrown around by a big muscley wolfu and fucked in embarrassing positions
>Not wanting post coitus snuggles that has her curled around you protectively, and torn between wanting to cuddle you and lie on you while not wanting to crush you with her weight.

Is it possible to get a Demon wife and not have her be dominant?
I know that KC said that they are all extremist.

>>16174730
You could trick her in the contract. That's how you deal with demons, you know. Trickery.
Unless you're Doomguy.

>>16174730
Of course. Radical =/= dom

>>16174735
Or you just hash out the terms honestly..

>>16174730
It's KC land, so you can have what you want. I'm not sure why you'd even want a submissive Demon, but you can if you feel the need.

>>16174730
KC said that you can turn one into a fucktoy if you want.
>At a glance, it looks as if the demon has total domination over her man, but in actuality, the situation is a bit different. The demon herself is also bound by the power of the pact, and can never go against it. In other words, it means the man can also use the demon's body for the enjoyment of pleasure whenever he wants and in any way he pleases. If a man demands sex, she must accept everything.

>>16174730
Of course it's possible, every species can come with all kinds of personalities unless it's specifically said they are always of one type (e.g Ice Queen are kuuderes)

Also extremists means they actively corrupt land and women, it doesn't have much to do with personalities

>>16174690
My lilim lives in a comfy house.

>>16174762
Mine wanders the world and stays in cheap motel rooms with sleazy dirtbags.

>>16174764
Jesus, doesn't your lilim have some dignity?

>>16174783
Not much, she originated in my mind after all.

>>16174714
The egg thief must be captured and thrown in jail
May the Dragon Queen breath the fire of judgement upon him

>>16174715
Post coitus does sound good but I'm sure no one could survive the sex without passing out and/or mindbreaking

>>16174792
You know that feeling you get when you hit an egg-thief juuuust right and manage to ram them off a cliff?

>>16174796
That reminded of that one egg thief who thought he could steal from a CC red dragon, the poor thing ate a fireball in the back and was sent flying off a cliff

Target acquired.

>>16174535
is that manga any good or is it just your of the mill fantasy story and characters ?

>>16174900
Good at first. Kind of getting meh. I dropped it, there's probably around 5 or so chapters out now that I stopped reading.

>>16174882
Hunting elves for sports is how real men spend their afternoons

>>16174882
>>16174924
Don't take the bait

>>16174933
What bait? Are you saying there's other Elves lying in ambush?

>>16174193
>I will get you next time, Sonic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxeSNmd55Yc

>>16174934
Shh. They can hear the increased heartrate of a man from a mile away

>>16174715
This is the ideal scenario. I want to feel safe in her embrace!

>tfw same height as her

>>16174944
I've got a baaad feeling about this, sarge.

>>16174958
I've been wondering something for a while now. Aren't those bird calls a little... too perfect?

>>16174969
You hear that? It's quiet. TOO quiet.

>>16174958
Just relax Anon. Elves can't rape men.

>>16174977
Tell that to Peterssen's popped cherry.

>>16174972
Get down anon and don't move an inch. They can't see you, if you don't move.

>>16174977
These aren't your normal elves. The mountains have mad them harsh. Are you familiar with the viking blood eagle?

>>16174957
Same height is good too but her being taller than you is leagues better
I don't care if you're 7" tall, your wolfu has to be 2" taller than you and there is no arguing that

>>16174986
The type of elf doesn't matter, buddy. They won't be able to get me no matter what.

>>16174986
>viking blood eagle
Shit son, you're just trying to ruffle my feathers.

>>16174467
God, yes. Made a few attempts in the past, but nothing seems to stick.

>>16175002
Yeah? Well you don't want to know what a cum eagle is. No man should be put through that kind of torture. Every man they find who'd been cum eagled was dead inside. Mumbling in the night strange elven names, only to vanish come morning.

>>16175009
You're obviously lying. There is no way an elf can do that to a guy, even if it's a mountain one.

>>16175015
Am I? Have a look for yourself, climb the mountain and delve into their frozen white forests. You'll know the tree they bound him to. The stains are still there. You'll have to go alone though.

>>16175019
There's an Elf among us. Pants down, time for penis inspection.

>>16175023
>penis inspection.
That's exactly what an elf would say.

>>16175029
The Thing with a Shoggoth or Predator with a Gremlin when?

>>16175023
Damned tomboy elves
I should have noticed her when she blushed after seeing me pee in the snow
Also the fact that she always wore a beanie

>>16175023
>Taking all our dicks out while Elves are near by
That's a good way to get raped.
>>16175033
But now that its already done what do we do with her?

>>16175037
Fulton her back to base for research.

>>16175023
SWATnubis must cope with a lot of stress.

>>16175037
I'd say we let Anon decide, these two seemed awfully close so he might be the one who's the most angry about the situation

>>16175037
Whatever you do, put a gag in her mouth and never take it out. A Mountain elf's cries of ecstasy will catch the attention of every elf within fifteen klicks.

>>16175042
Her job mostly deals with unruly Undead who try to escape the Underworld.

>>16175046
Sounds like that Reaper TV show from a few years back.

>>16175037
We treat her like a sex slave and rape her over and over again.

>>16175040
That seems reasonable.
>>16175043
I sure know if an elf was trying to look at my junk without my consent I'd be angry about it.
>>16175045
Why would she be crying in ecstasy any time soon?
>>16175061
Anon no, that's exactly what she wants, and you heard the other guy.

>>16175063
It's just e lust taking over. I'm sure the sweet smell of sex wouldn't attract the other ones, right? Sbe is giving me that look.

>>16175066
No! You have to resist!

>>16175066
Stand down soldier.

>>16175023
>Penis inspection day would be a real thing with monster girls

>>16175040
>Fulton recovery

I can see some of the smarter Harpies using this to trap men and snag them while they're helpless mid air.

>>16175073
Dammit, we need to research the warp upgrade fast!

>>16175069
But Anon, look at that lewd, inviting smile. It's like she is challenging me.

>>16175071
It can't, it's too hard.

>>16175083
This is where I'd post Kamille getting slapped silly but I realize I don't have anything like that saved.

Snow elves are fearsome and it's not only their beauty that is statuesque. I once caught one in the act of hunting completely by accident. She was completely camouflaged with the snow and I only saw her by chance through my binoculars, spying her stiff, pale pink nipples, one poking out of the snow she had dashed over her to hide her bow. She was lying, frozen in the snow with her bow drawn and her eyes closed.

And I shit you not I watched her stay like that for so long I thought she was dead and literally frozen. I'm talking hours. And then this HUGE demon owl flies past- and those things are as silent as death itself - and in this burst of snow an arrow flies out and smacks right into the head of this owl.

Then the elf gets up like it was nothing, brushes the snow off her tits and bundles up the owl in ropes and hauls it back into the mountain passes, completely naked. And I swear, I fucking swear she looked right at me and smirked

>>16175085
So I can have my way with the elf? Thanks.

>>16175086
>>16175099
I want to take all this discussion and try turning it into a story.
Give me a setting. Do I do the snow, or do I do jungle?

I want a dark elf wife

>>16175116
Snow

>>16175117
Try hitting some of their clubs then.

>>16175121
unf

Implying I have the confidence

>>16175128
Wear a mask, would you kindly.

>>16175116
Snowy setting seems nice.

But damn, someone would have to knock me out in order to resist a lewd elf looking at me with THAT smile and all that comfy body warmth.

>>16175116
Model it after https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

>You'll never look in the same spot in hopes of spotting the same elf hunting, smitten
>You'll never spot her some days later, just as naked only this time, bowless
>You'll never watch heart POUNDING in your chest as she turns towards you and drops down into the snow, spreading her legs and tracing a line down her chest with her fingers before taking her hand lower

>>16175138
>winter war
So countless waves of peasants in their summer clothes getting raped in the harshest winter of the century?

>>16175132
I don't like mask stuff 2bh

>>16175150
We all wear masks, anon.

>>16175152
Deep

>>16175145
Yeah, and the hardy now elves than can survive it.

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling me about how Snow Elves shelter from the elements?

>>16175155
Isn't it? But it gets even deeper. Did you know you can't see past all of your own masks?

>>16175138
>telling me to write a story based off of my own country's history
Stalker-kun pls.

>>16175158
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Falmer

>>16175163
You shouldn't post deep things in the morning.

>>16175166
Oh. A meaningless promise. Thanks for clarifying.

>>16175152
But why do we wear the masks

>>16175163
Is this how dark elfs woo human boys?

>>16175170
Hey I didn't promise anything.
>>16175177
To make people think we have something to hide.

>>16175158
Mankind merely adopted the snow. The Snow Eves were born in it, molded by it. They live in harmony with the biting ice.

>>16175166
I expect lots of patriotism.

>>16175072
More like penis testing day

>>16175185
>patriotism
December 6th is our independence day. I'll see what happens by then.

>>16175166
>White Snow elfs killing red snow elfs

nooo

>>16175186
So, who inspect the penises? Hakutakus?

>>16175182
>To make people think we have something to hide.
A lotta secrecy for an unpaid anon

>>16175190
>Red snow elfs
Those aren't snow eles anon

>>16175190
It's just a snowball war. Don't worry about it.

>>16175194
Perhaps they are wondering why you would bother to get to know a Monster before asking her for sex.

>>16175195
It was a civil war anon

>>16175200
That was a different war.

>>16175203
And I was referring to it.

>>16175200
>The Winter War (Finnish: Talvisota, Swedish: Vinterkriget, Russian: Зи́мняя война́, tr. Zimnyaya voyna)[26] was a military conflict between the Soviet Union and Finland in 1939–1940. It began with the Soviet invasion of Finland on 30 November 1939 (three months after the outbreak of World War II), and ended with the Moscow Peace Treaty on 13 March 1940.

Doesn't sound very civil
>>16175204
>And I was referring to it.
Oh. Well way to be confusing.

Meanwhile, anons were marching to the Zipangese prison camp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bmsluWHZc

>>16175199
It makes the sex better and more meaningful, duh.

But nameless monster rape can be fun in its own way, too.

>>16175210
But anons are pure and wouldn't do anything wrong. Why are they going to prison?

>>16175216
Accessory to improper man and lady behavior. All of them.

>>16175217
That's not a crime.

>>16175219
Yes it is, the guard in Fable said so.

>wake up
>check the last thread to see what I missed
>see pic related, and think 'oh, new Anubis art, cool!'
>realize that it was a drawing by Latenight in response to my description of my waifu

Latenight is a God, I am so happy right now.

>>16175207
>Well way to be confusing.

I guess. I did specify whites vs reds though(which is more of a civil war term).

>>16175222
You're a good guy, with a good waifu, and good luck for getting her drawn.

Fuck, green eyes and brown skin is the best. THE BEST.

>>16175223
But nobody knows about the Finnish civil war, anon. As far as Americans know "reds" always refers to the Soviets.

>>16175223
>Whites pure white snow elves
>Reds shitty soviet humies

>>16175222
Pretty jelly he drew exactly your waifu, but you dessrve it for your good taste and cute waifu.

>>16175226
Also used in the russian civil war

>>16175222
Delicious.

>>16175237
Ahn?

>>16175239
Why is that tiny snake beating that giant newt over the head with the bottom half of a fish?

>>16175244
That's its tail, Anon.

>>16175244
It's an abstract monster girl.

What are the best ways to make a dragon girl smile?

>>16175251
Jump at her and give the lady a big hug.

>>16175245
Oh yeah, now I see.

Poor giant newt.

>>16175251
Tell her you're pregnant.

>>16175258
!

>>16175158
What happened to my imouto?

>>16175267
Acuse case of japanese truck.

>>16175270
I bet that my waifu could save me from a japanese truck and a japanese cold.

>>16175251
Compliment her.
Dragons are sluts for compliments

>>16175258
This only works the first time, after that not even a Wurm would believe you

>>16175273
I think I'm suffering from a Japanese cold right now.
What I wouldn't give to have an anubis stroking my head with her soft paws.

>>16175282
>after that not even a Wurm would believe you
I dunno anon.

>>16174678
10/10 would let peg.

>>16175283
Her schedule would be full of "Take care of Anon."

>>16175185
>I expect lots of patriotism
Question: do I have to use authentic Elfgolian names?

>>16174375
monster girls are /d/. As is /gfd/. That place can be tamer than you think

>>16175273
But can she herself survive a Japanese truck?

>>16175284
Don't underestimate Wurms, she has faith in you but she can also tell when you're lying

>>16175311
Yeah. And after we survive I'm getting her pregnant.

>>16175310
>monster girls are /d/
They're already in /e/, and they could be in /h/ if mods wanted to.

>As is /gfd/
Which is retarded.

>That place can be tamer than you think
Yeah, as long as the thread isn't filled with shit that you especified you don't want in your thread, which some don't care about.

>>16175289
Thinking of this sort of thing isn't good for my heart.

>7:00 - Make Anon breakfast in bed
>7:30 - Change Anon's hot water bottle, over the covers massage
>8:15 - Stroking and petting Anon's head
>8:30 - Hot lemon and honey herbal tea
>8:50 - Rest Anon's head on lap, more stroking and petting

It'd be the ultimate healing experience.

>>16175308
It would make me pretty hard.

>>16175324
Alrighty then.

>>16175322
Anubutts are really pure. I bet she would try to hide her schedule from you because it's so embarrassing.

Remember to give her lots of cuddles and I love you's when you get better.

>>16174990
Oh I agree. I wish she was taller. She's certainly stronger at least.

Are wurms really THAT dense?

>>16175328
What kind of native cuisine do they eat over there in elfgolia?

>>16175337
Only in threadcanon

>>16175337
They are cute!

>>16175311
>lying to a Wurm

It's like you want your pelvis shattered

>>16175328
Oh boy, are you really writting this piece?

>>16175338
Blood sausage with mashed potatoes and huckleberry jam is the forte of my town.

>>16175344
Well yeah. I've been in the mood for operator shit since I got to rappel for the first time in years.

>>16175337
They are just simple minded.

>>16175337
Yo Wurm so dense she got her own moons.

>>16175346
Wow. I can imagine that being a pretty potent mix of flavors. I've had black pudding before but it's not something I tasted and thought "Man this would go well with some jam"

Speaking of density, I remembered greentexts of succubi encountering a harem MC and got frustrated.

>>16175352
Aw shit, is that a compliment? It's a really good one.

Dense anons are best, it's fun to read monstergirls trying so hard.

>>16175357
I suppose it's an acquired taste, I remember loathing everything about it as a kid, but now I can down a ton of it.
Also every Thursday is pea soup and pancakes day, be it in school or in the army.

>>16174612
Id be willing to bet that theres some new info in the wonderland bit of encyclopedia 2

>>16175337
They just don't care about anything other than sex and their husband
As far as other topic matters go they wouldn't bother, so if you asked one to solve a puzzle she'd just rape you thus why they always score 0 on the IQ test for never answering the questions

>>16175365
What kind of pancake?
>You'll never have a snow elf cook up some pea soup in a cozy cottage cluttered with furs, trophies, weapons and other bits of clutter
>You'll never snuggle her on a rug before the firepace.

>>16175337
Not nearly as people think.
>>16175370
This guy has it right. They're the type of girl with a one track mind, if they want something they're going to go for it and ignore everything else regardless of the consistences.

They're also more likely to rape the ice cream truck driver than be interested in what he's selling.

>>16175393
I dunno, just pancake. I never paid much attention to it, the important thing was covering it with strawberry jam until you couldn't see the pancake and then putting sugar on the jam until you can't see the jam.

>>16175396
Do you eat this stuff separately or at the same time?

>>16175402
Well a normal person would eat the pea soup first and the pancakes after, but it's not like there's a law that says you have to eat the main course before the dessert.

>>16175358
>>16175362
>You will never make a Satyros give up on you by asking her if she is Buddhist since she bought you a drink for her karma

>>16175412
I dunno, pancakes are pretty amazing. Maybe you dipped them into the soup or something. I mean, I recently discovered pancake, greek yogurt and sausages taste pretty nice rolled up together.

>>16175362
I would only pretend to be dense around MGs I don't like. Hopefully they get the hint and don't take it as a challenge.

>>16175426
This is how you get raped, and your penis won't be dense when it cums straight into her womb

>>16175426
Then you will get raped. Everybody knows dense guys have some kind of superior power that helps them avoid getting killed or raped.

You're a fake one so you don't have it.

According to KC, Raiju and Kamaitachi's fluffy "socks" are actually fur.

>>16175429
>>16175431
Fuck. I guess it's in my best interest to just confront them then.

>>16175437
Wonderful.

>>16175451
Cute daughteru.

Why do all dragon related races like leashes as gifts?

Kraken Onee-sans that violate you and you can't tell mom because she's blackmailed you with "incriminating evidence"

>>16175465
Did you ever think the leash is not for her?

>>16175465
They think they're for something else. Like wrist band.

Power, overwhelming.

>>16175465
It shows that she possesses you.
I still prefer necklaces though.

>>16175470
Kuddlefish wouldn't be so tentacruel.

>>16175470
I cry and ask her why she hates me when I only want to love her.

>>16175479
>he doesn't think a Kraken would rub his crotch with a tentacle while at the dinner table.

>>16175437
That's cool to know.

Morning, thread! Have a shibby-hibby. A sheero-heebi. Shirohebi.
http://pastebin.com/VnAW0T1L

I tried to make this one more lovey-dovey. It was kind of difficult, though, since snakes scare the crap out of me.

>>16175489
Snakes aren't scary, silly writefag. Snakes are more scared of you than you are of them.

>>16175495
Just like spiders, right? You won't fool me.

>>16175502
Yes, I do. Saw one on the snow the other day when it was warm and the snows were melting. It was pureddy.

>>16175489
>yananon
Today was a good day.

>>16175437
Fluffy tingly Raiju tabi footjobs!

>>16175519
I want to rub a bunch of balloons in a Raiju.

>>16175529
On a Raiju. Not in her.

So are there 3 Kamaitachis in the profile due to how a legend of them goes?
One knocks the victim down, one cuts them, and the last applies medicine so there's no wound.
>Biggest one of the 3 knocks down
>One with the jar applies the meds
I wouldn't know about what the medicine and cutting would be in MGE though, since I don't have the book.

>>16175562
Exactly as you said. I think the 3 of them are inseparable too.

I'm just going to leave this here to show that I'm actually doing something. The basic premise is that a bunch of conscripts doing their military service and giving no shits about it end up getting stuck in the middle of the Great Elven Invasion of 2017. It won't end up being very long so don't worry about it never getting finished.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>>16175562
The medicine and cutting are lifted word for word from the original. There's just added sex while they cut you and heal you.

That's it. I've had enough of you anons lewding elves. Your day will come.

>>16175601
Bloede d'hoine.

>>16175562
An Anon made the ultimate sacrifice and scanned the whole book for us, you can check it on sadpanda

>>16175601
If elves are for lewding then what are they good for? Being nature hippies?

>>16175619
>nature hippies

Hey! That isn't bad thing! It's a nice and relaxing like style to live with an Elf wife.

>>16175604
I don't speak baguette.

>>16175628
Eh? You want to stick what in my where?

>>16175619
there are different types of elves you fucking racist

>>16175601
Lewd is not bad as long as they're tender loved and not used as meme rapebait.

>>16175631
DELETE

>>16175633
I love chocolate dark elves personally.

>>16175635
This.

Aslong as they're only lewded for the purpose of procreation.

>>16175631
My dick in your mouth, you knife-eared piece of shit. At least that way you will shut the fuck up about trees. Cunt.

>>16175635
This

>>16175601
More like they will come, if you know what I mean.

>>16175631
I WILL POUND THAT FRUIT OF YOURS UNTIL YOU ARE RIPE

These are your wives now.

>>16175696
Slight problem, I already have a demon waifu.

>>16174250
In some ways yes.
>tfw the anon that was writing a Demon Christmas /ss/ story never fell through on it

Also, how are the monstergirl species with black sclera capable of also being super cute?

>>16174250
It has always been

>>16175696
i will take the right beauty for purposes of procreation

>>16175222
I wish I was as lucky as you are, because my Automaton was the bees knees despite the concentrated amounts of autism I had in her description. Also:
>Still no new KC girl

>>16175604
Caedmill elaine

>>16175714
Va fael!

>>16175702
Too bad for her

>>16175710
They're a package.

>>16175489
>You will never have kinky switch sex with a clingy snek
Why live?

>>16175575
>The back of the truck was filled with all the usual shit
Is it just me or is this a little too coloquial for a narrator? Unless I'm a retard and it's a character narrating.

>>16175716
O-okay.

>>16175720
There's no character narrating, but I'm kind of trying to drive home the point of "nobody wants to be here, nobody wants to do this".

>>16175725
Yeah, I can see that. Another bit of nitpicking
>Aarnio, the fat one, and Fagerström, the one with the glasses,
Is giving the nerd the badass name deliberate?

>>16175728
I picked the name because Conan O'Brien found it funny, I don't see anything badass about it.

>>16175730
I dunno, maybe it's just my foreign sensibilities talking but it sounds pretty strong. Either way, strong start, good stuff.

>>16175734
>sounds pretty strong
It's Swedish. Swedish is lame. Always.

>>16175222
Lucky.

But you deserve a chocolate Anubi with green eyes and yuuuuuuuge paws.

>>16175696
I also have a waifu. Where should I put them?

>>16175489
>Yandere Shirohebi rewrite
Hell yeah motherfucker.

>>16175741
I think these two can share sleeping bag under the bed.

>>16175735
Idunno dude. If your "o" has a slash through it that's pretty cool.

>>16175222
>he chose a thicc Anubis

See. I'm undecided on this. Should my waifu be thicc or fit? I can't decide since I love both equally. Help anons!

>>16175745
You crazy foreigners.

>>16175747
Would you prefer to carry her, or have her carry you?

>>16175744
Yeah, that might work. As long as they don't climb up to cuddle me then my waifu would be fine too.

>>16175741
One at each side of you

>>16175747
They're both good.

>>16175758
But what about my wife?

>>16175763
Over you?

>>16175763
She'll be on top of you.

>>16175764
>>16175766
I don't think she would accept two horny girls dry humping me at night.

>>16175769
So put chastity belts on them.

>>16175696
The only way I'd marry those girls is if I was as stupid as a cupcake

>>16175773
Marrying two hot girls is stupid?

>>16175772
What a simple solution.

>>16175696
I'l take the elf, some one else can take the dog

Do you have a cutesy nickname for your waifu anon?
What is it?

>>16175775
Left one is a disgusting half-breed jackal girl, the right one is a slutty elf
Neither of them would make good wives

>>16175791
Those are just assumptions, anon.

>>16175756
Her carry me. But think of the thicc thighs! And face sitting!

>>16175788
Ass blaster

Just kidding. It's actually just generic Sweety. Please don't judge me on my blandness

>>16175803
Go strongfat then

>>16175788
I don't do nicknames.

>>16175788
More or less. I call my waifu Emimi when I want to act cute for her.

>>16175788
Pupcake.

>>16175788
How would you nickname an Automaton?

>>16175788
As dumb as it sounds, her nickname is "waifu"
I mostly call her by her actual name though

>>16175811
Something like 518008.

>>16175811
Tincan

>>16175811
Do Automatons get offended when you call them toasters ?

>>16175788
I usually use her actual name, but I enjoy "my queen" or "goddess" if I'm trying to get her flustered

>>16175811
Robutt.

>>16175818
5318008*

I want to bully an Automaton.

>>16175819
But Automatons are squishy!

>>16175793
Then is it true that elves dress very lewdly but are pure? I thought that was a joke

As for the left one she has to be a jackal girl, Ok maybe I went too far by calling her a disgusting half-breed

>>16175222
>green eyes
Damn, didnt notice that last time around. Great taste.

>>16175826
Let her browse /g/. Especially technology gore threads

>>16175826
That's probably not a good idea. Who knows what she could do?

>>16175158
Is that a shop? That looks like a shop.