/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They use toilet paper, folded thrice.

Bidets, but I'm sure they also use toilet paper.

Wadding is for losers, I fold, my tender Anus needs soft I also use 6 ply TP. Your "documentation" was wrong.

>>161307
japanese girls lick your ass till clean

>Now i wonder how Japanese people clean up the ass. Anybody know ?
3 shells.

Toliets clean their butts. With water.

>>161309
>>161316
correct

I use toilet paper folded twice.

me take dump, put on undies, walk around a bit, get clean ass.

What kind of barbarian would crunch the toilet paper into a ball? What the fuck?

>>161315
LULZ, And they only have Taco Bell.
Judge Dredd

>>161307 Americans make balls
Wait what the fuck?

>>161333
yeah. i thought they only suck balls.

>>161331
Try it, it's better than folding.

>>161341
You are fucking nuts.

>>161307 Americans make balls
Seriously what the fuck? Do they stick it up their ass after it or something?

I'm a britfag and I scrunch, but only because my mother bought really shitty toilet paper when I was kid, that pretty much had to be scrunched, and I never broke the habit.

It's not so bad though. Try it some day, you never know, you might like it.

So, Americans act like little kids with napkins?

>>161350
So trolls act like little kids on the internet?

>>161307
you know you could all save on money and wipe with your bare hand and just wash it off.

>>161356
Turk detected.

>>161359
i thought it was india that does that.

>>161307
What the hell do you think those chopsticks are for?

Americans crush up toilet paper into balls as a stress release mechanism, because they know what's coming next when they're done: His/her inbred uncle will ram his cock up their ass to clean the shit out.

>>161356
Fucking Arabs do that, when you wake up you will reject their religion and ways, they are only meant to hold you in an inferior position to them.

>>161367
French detected.

>>161367
...

Not everyone in America has an inbred relative.

>>161356
Paper is less expensive than using a bunch of soap and water.

>>161375
Lies. Lies and slander.

>Americans make balls while Europeans fold the paper

Amerikkkan here. This is false, I fold.

>>161375
only the cool ones

>>161370
Um, they don't use soap and water, don't ever touch an Arabs left hand, that or a muslims.

>>161384
Well, some people do origami to relax as well I guess.

>>161388
Oh God. So that's why they never touch food with their left hand.

Why can't you Amerikkkans nuke every single Arab country already? You faggots are so useless.

>While we westeners use paper

AHAHAHAHA you fucking uncivilized white barbarians.

Just goes to show that just because America is the richest nation, it is hardly an indication of their (lack of) superior intellect and innate caveman sensibilities.

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A TOILET PAPER?
DO YOU WANT A CLEAN ASS?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A TOILET-PAPER BALL SCRUNCHER
FUCKING U.S.A

>>161349

Anothe britfag here, I scrunch too. Mostly because then I don't feel like I'm touching my ass so much.

>>161395
Stop wasting our proxies, you gigantic faggot. No one falls for you here.

>>161395
REPOTERED MISTER PERMA BAN

Japan has some wonderful anus cleaning solutions which the more well off can afford. Regular Japanese use toilet paper like the rest of the civilized world. I imagine they have their wadders and folders too.

Wow.

>>161398
>>161399

American toilet paper ball scruncher apologists.

And I thought Chinks who defend China was silly!

>>161395
Fail troll is fail.

REPOTERED MISTER?
don't you mean toiletmeister?

http://www.scruncherorfolder.com/

I think a bidet would be awesome.

>>161448
a nice 3 with a warm air dry.

All hail Thomas Crapper!

Think about it this way: if you were walking down the street, tripped and landed face-first into some dog shit, which would you do?

1) wipe your face with paper, or
2) perhaps wash it with water and soap?

>>161495
There is no dog shit in the streets where I live. I don't have to live like heaten Arabs.

>>161495
Do you normally wash your ass with soap?

>>161520
I do when I shower,

>>161520

Antibacterial soap applied to a bath sponge to minimize contact with my eldrich crevasse.

Japanese don't shit.

hey

American here. Until recently, I scrunched the paper. But then I tried folding, and discovered it to be much more efficient. I will never go back to barbaric method of scrunching ever again. I have evolved.

Amerifag here. Every american has a gay cousin.

If you don't know any..then you might be that gay cousin.

turkish people use water as japanese do,we use toilet paper for drying and i prefer folded

Britfag here.

I fold (obviously) and do 2 dry wipes, one wet wipe and a final one or two dry wipes.

turkish people use this

shove a rubber pipe up your ass!

that is how GAR ppl wash ass!

LOL AMERIKKKANS I NEVER WOULD THINK THAT KIND OF STUPIDITY

>>161652

I don't know why the westerners don't use this

Why am I laughing so hard?
This thread...
This thread...

>>161394
One Arab friend told me they only use left hand for bathroom and that they consider it dirty. OH GOD NOW I KNOW WHY.

Also, I use use paper folded in 2 (I used to fold in 3, but now I like to save it up) and after that I wash with soap.

>>161530

Unless you disinfect that sponge every single time, that's fucking disgusting.

You fold, I lol'd.

How do they poo in Japan?

>>161731
light brown, half liquid and not very much. it's also INCREDIBLY rancid, thanks to their diet.

>>161734

Their diet of rice and vegetables?

Aren't you confusing Japan with America?

>>161739
No, a diet of rice and vegetables results in a diet lacking in protein and fibre, which results in loose, watery, pale and smelly poo.

But who cares what poo looks like...

>>161734
Considering how the elevens love to eat poo they need a very balanced diet so that their poo will be very tasty when it comes out.

>They sayed that American paper is thinner than European because Americans make balls while Europeans fold the paper.
amerikans do what?

>>161754
They crumple up the paper and wipe their arses with the resulting ball of paper. You know, much like you used to do as a kid before you developed the fine-motor skills to achieve the supremely difficult task of folding it.

>>161771
wait wait
no we don't

>>161796
Oh pish, who am I going to believe - you or the OP's "short documentation about toilet paper"?

>>161796

Yes you do. Fucking barbarians.

unless one of you comes over here and wipes my ass for me, then i'll be the one to tell how it gets done

/jp/ must be running out of good topics ti discuss...
this is the stupidest OP I ever read...

>>161863
you read it?

In Russia Toilet papers you!

I fold and then scrunch it...

>>161905

when at home, i wash with water and soap. of course after that i would wash my hands with water and soap.

If outside, i would wipe with toilet paper. folder.

>>161910