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/jp/ jokes Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 01:02:54 No.16136560 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't Remilia come to Suika's party?

Vampires are weak to s(t)ake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 01:21:48 No.16136605 Did you hear about the outsider who tried to explore the Forest of Magic? He was destroyed!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 02:06:04 No.16136731 Bakc to /v/ with you.>>16136605

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 03:52:05 No.16137013 What did Junko give to her son for Christmas? Nothing. Her son is dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 03:56:29 No.16137021 Why is Junko obsessed with purity? Because she can never get hers back. She's used goods. Pure SLUT.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:00:06 No.16137031 Why did the Lunar Capital survive in LoLK? Because Junko is a PURE incompetent failure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:02:05 No.16137035 Who's the maddest character in the current 2hu lore? The used goods who can't protect her son.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:03:24 No.16137038 Why did Hecatia participate in LoLK? Because the son got shot down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:17:06 No.16137076 Want to hear a joke? touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:22:47 No.16137100 What did Yukari do after graduating high school? She took a gap year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:26:41 No.16137109 File: 151 KB, 600x900, junko toshiaki rage_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16137013 >>16137021 >>16137031 >>16137035 >>16137038 what is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:31:47 No.16137122 What is Koishi's favorite band? Third Eye Blind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 04:35:34 No.16137133 Why did Youmu cry? BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING DORK

Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 05:25:52 No.16137284

These are all horrible. They are so awful. I've never seen 'jokes' this bad before. They make a completely normal sentence without a shred of comedy seem like the best joke in the world in comparison. They aren't even not funny, they are negative funny. They cause comedy to evaporate. Whatever the negative form of laughing is, they cause that. If the creators of these jokes aren't suffering unspeakable brutal torture for the rest of ever it's a 100000000% proof that a kind god does not exist. The best proof for fedora foppers is right here. All the worlds insults are not enough for them. Hitler, Stalin and other mass murderers are nothing compared to these crimes. If aliens came to earth to help us, they would fuck off right away after seeing this garbage, and if we are lucky destroying this planet. I can proof right now right here, that the creators of these jokes don't have a shred of moral sense. The proof is these posts, cause anyone with a single big of moral capacity would have killed themself years ago if their brain had been capable for unholy messages like these. I started believing in satan, cause this fucking proofs otherworldly evil to exist. I'm now wondering how to banish myself into nothingness, cause the thought of the slighest possibility that my memory survives after death is unbearable torture. I'm sure nothing can top this, we have reached the absolute low.
I hope these fucks die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 05:33:13 No.16137303 >>16137284 Mamma mia!!! It looks like we have an Italian here. BECAUSE PASTA COMES FROM ITALY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 05:53:03 No.16137351 >>16137284 Why did our culture disgust the extraterrestrials? BECAUSE IT WAS ALIEN TO THEM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 07:13:13 No.16137533 Why did Mokou climb the mountain? So she could see the Houraisan!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 08:18:20 No.16137720 What nationality is Seiga? Mexican.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 08:19:56 No.16137724 What's Orin's favorite day of the week? Satorday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 08:21:46 No.16137730 How much fish did Kisume buy at the market? A bucketfull.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 08:57:19 No.16137844 Why is Shiki such a good cook? He knows exactly where to cut the food.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 10:23:47 No.16138074 >>16137533 Hey this one aint half bad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 10:37:33 No.16138131 >>16137724 More like Caturday :-DD

Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 10:58:18 No.16138240
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Yamame, Nue and Remilia walk into a bar. Yamame orders a glass of water, Nue a beer, and Remilia orders nothing.

The three sit at a table and begin drinking - except Remilia, who remains quiet and isn't drinking anything.

Finally, Yamame, being as curious as she is, asks Remilia why she hasn't ordered a drink. To which Remilia, smiling impishly, replies:

____________________________You just lost the Game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 11:38:07 No.16138349 File: 181 KB, 414x470, eri_gamana1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16138240

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 12:03:24 No.16138469 Knock, knock.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 12:03:45 No.16138471 >>16138469 who's there?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 12:20:21 No.16138542 >>16138471 Certainly not Junko's son

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 12:28:34 No.16138564 >>16138471 Which two.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 12:55:35 No.16138682 >>16138564 Which two who?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 13:03:55 No.16138717 >>16138682 wch 2hu wud u fuq

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 16:44:09 No.16139558 What's Yamame's favorite sweet? ヤマアメ.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 16:51:19 No.16139584 File: 1012 KB, 1222x1222, 15913231_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16139558 I want to taste Yamame!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 17:35:44 No.16139907 File: 181 KB, 800x555, 1443149677023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16138469 >>16138471 >>16138564 >>16138682 >>16138717

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 21, 2016 20:03:14 No.16140864 File: 64 KB, 419x564, laughing onis_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16138469 >>16138471 >>16138564 >>16138682 >>16138717 This is so awful but so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 00:58:37 No.16141965 Why didn't Sacchin cross the road? SHE WAS TOO BUSY SLEEPING IN HER CARDBOARD BOX

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 01:06:54 No.16141985 File: 75 KB, 420x248, 0aa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] your resume

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 01:09:00 No.16141991 >>16141985 Your social life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 06:58:26 No.16142995 >>16138469 >>16138471 >>16138564 >>16138682 >>16138717 sugoi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 07:04:55 No.16143012 How are bad electronics and a futa SDM doujinshi similar? They're both Maid in China

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 07:25:14 No.16143087 >>16143012 You're just reposting jokes from the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 07:33:47 No.16143117 >>16143012 >>16138717 >>16139558 That's old material.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 23:56:28 No.16146774 >>16143087 >>16143117 it's still pretty cute though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 00:31:42 No.16146883 File: 413 KB, 619x400, Junko is the purist.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16137013 >>16137021 >>16137031 >>16137035 >>16137038 good jokes my man

Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 00:46:36 No.16146941
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In Gensokyo people who work hard are usually Achy

The reason why Unzan is so buff is because at his previous job he was Untzan

Why Wriggle? Because boys cannot ''wiggle wiggle wiggle''

What is favorite phrase of lazy stoned Komachi? Yaaa man...

Do you need a reason to prepare some tea?

Why did Okuu cross the road?!
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 12:43:14 No.16149169 This thread is a pale shadow of the last one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 13:17:16 No.16149327 >>16149169 And the last one wasn't even that good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 13:26:56 No.16149369 >>16137021 I can say the same for the watatsukis

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 14:40:33 No.16149752 >>16149169 But this is alive, different of the Junko son.

Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 17:45:07 No.16150728

How Cirno feeling today?
She's on Cloud 9!

What did the drunk Tenshi say to Iku at the green light?
Ikuzzzggggooooo.

What's Eirin's favorite cereal?
Reisen Bran

Where is Orin taking Yoshika?
SIX FEET UNDER AT THE DUBYA DUBYA E THIS SATURDAY TONIGHT AT 8

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 17:58:13 No.16150780 kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 18:25:28 No.16150913 >>16138240 Fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 24, 2016 00:36:18 No.16152244 >>16143087 I just joined last month so that's fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 24, 2016 12:12:45 No.16155007 Why does everyone hate Junko?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 24, 2016 14:12:43 No.16155531 >>16155007 Because they don't understand the feeling of loosing someone that important. I love Ran-sama, but I also want Junko to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 24, 2016 14:18:40 No.16155557 File: 2 KB, 126x126, 1342808289489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16137720 Caught me off guard.

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