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>>16132348
>screwed
Very often

>>16132352
>>16132357
but you also gain her powers to prevent that so..

>>16132363

>>16132348
I've been seeing this image everywhere recently.

Cool, I always liked Kanako.

>>16132403
what

>>16132363
my nigger

>>16132363
And why would I want to?

>>16132348
I'm absolutely fucking fine.

>>16132788
So you're okay with being a slut? Your parents would be more disappointed than they are now.

Do I wake up as her in Gensokyo or reality? I'm hoping for the later because I get to become a special snowflake and start camwhoring in jaypee.

You can permanently become Sanae but only if you:

Easy mode: Maintain virginity for 12 hours

Medium mode: No sex and masturbation for 1 week

Hard mode: No impure thoughts for 1 whole month

Lunatic mode: Literally become Sanae from the lore for 1 year (no beer, no lewd, no smoking, pray always, maintain teenage girl posture and don't rape boys or even attempt to seduce them)

>>16132957
>So you're okay with being a slut?
After many years of reading H-manga, I've become convinced that being a slut is the highest form of pleasure in existence. Why wouldn't I pursue that, given such a golden opportunity?

>>16133037
What are the benefits of easymode challenge compared to lunatic? If I just get the same benefits regardless, there's no point going hard.

>>16133061
Going easy just means you are a slut. You deserve to be Sanae but the ones who do Lunatic mode are literally Sanae.

Would you meet Zun and ntr him if you become Sanae? Because I would.

>>16133072
Only buddhist monks who have already been following a rigorous temple regimen for dozens of years will be able to do lunatic.

I can't go four days without masturbation before I start behaving like a crack addict on withdrawal. You expect anybody here would be able to do that?

>>16133090
No, which is why no one can really become Sanae.

>>16132348
Depends, if I am Sanae in Gensokyo I'm not happy. If I'm Sanae in my own natural life and I can convince my loved ones that I have become a cute girl, this is the ideal situation that I have wished for all along.

>>16133096
It's fine. I'll settle for being fanon doujin Sanae.

>>16132348
This is a very gay thread and I resent you creating it OP

better than being a dirt poor miko bum amirite

>>16133129
We're not homosexual, just transient people.

>>16133139
Reimu at least doesn't have any pesky corporeal gods to bother her at her shrine about her duties as a shrine maiden.

She is truly free in the sense that she has some vague tasks like "maintain the border" or "keep gensokyo incident-free" but nobody to check up and nag her.

>>16133168
>nobody to check up and nag her.

>>16133168
What about the gap hag?

>>16132348
Not at all. My standard of living takes a huge step up once I cash in all those prizes sitting around for the first person to prove the existence of the supernatural to the scientific community. I'll also see how doable causing a resurgence of magic would be.

>>16132348
So what you're telling me is that I can give up my dull life as a failure of a human being to become a cute demigod shrine maiden in a magic land, far from the shitty world we live in?
Am I also going to have superpowers and every once in a while solve silly incidents caused by other magic-wielders from this land?
I don't know about you folks but I won't think twice about this

>>16133188
Sadly for you, bill clinton has a thing for supernatural cock sleeves.

>>16133182
>>16133186
Yukari sleeps for most of the year. It's not the same thing!

>How screwed are you?
>become a beautiful girl with magical powers
>ez mode life

>>16133235
>stds

>>16133289
She's either an asymptomatic carrier or she can just miracle them away so it'll be fine.

>>16133037
Lunatic mode is easier than hard.
At least you could still do it with some serious effort, preventing thoughts on the other hand is impossible.

>>16133410
you just need to be an air head for a whole month lol. im sure that by being a girl helps that

Commence miracle hax

>>16132348
I do camshows for money and never have to leave my house again, sounds like I'm not screwed even a tiny bit.

But what happened to the real Sanae? If she's off in my original self freaking out, this is no good. I'd go and find her. Or him now, I guess.

>>16134067
the real you will disappear from the real world

>>16134123
Then what happened to the real Sanae?

>>16134127
the real sanae is you now. you have both yours and her memories

>>16134135
Fine, fine, what happened to the original Sanae then?

>>16134155
You fucking erased every trace of her ego. One minute she's there, then it all goes black and she stops existing. A horrible way to die, it guarantees that every trace of what she knew as "herself" gets vaporized. This is true death if it ever exists in this universe.

Meanwhile, you instantly inherit her memories, and a new being emerges in what used to be known as "Sanae". You may look like the shrine maiden on the outside, but what is inside is no longer what used to be you, or what used to be her, but a new being altogether. In a sense, your past self also ceases to exist.

If it was just a body swap, this would be interesting. True reality however, is much more mortifying than this, it seems.

>>16134155
technically, she is gone. everything she ever been is you right now, much like Utsuho integrated Yatagarasu

>>16134212
>>16134214
Well I'm not playing this game then.

>>16133197
Unless she's the one causing the trouble, then she wouldn't be the one nagging, but Raymoo.

>>16133037
I've basically done hard mode before, so eh

But the novelty of being a cute girl probably wears off after a few days

step 1: Buy a dragon dildo...

>>16133168
>Reimu at least doesn't have any pesky corporeal gods to bother her at her shrine about her duties as a shrine maiden.
Sanae has two surrogate moms to keep her company.
Reimu probably feels lonely at that big empty shrine.

I would go after cute virgins.

>>16135211
I wonder what it would be like to have Suwako as a mom

>>16132348
I would be fine.
I would still imediately check ifI still had a penis.