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Get home
See this

>> No.16127971

You're making me sad.

>> No.16127976

Please. Don't do this.

>> No.16128004

how much does it cost if...

>> No.16128044

>>16127950
That's violation of private property and squatting.
As such i take my handgun and magdump into the stranger, then claim self defence.

>> No.16128063

How effective is a broom at sweeping snow, really?

>> No.16128095

>>16128063
if the snow is not packed or slush, broom works just fine. It might actually be better than a snow shovel with powdery snow

>> No.16128104

>>16127950
Why is the inferior miko here?

>> No.16128121

A Touhou cardboard?
A home that is not actually my home?
Snow already?

>> No.16128164

>>16127950
What 2nd world home is that

>> No.16128181
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>> No.16128280

I DON'T WANT NO GOOKS HERE, GET OFF MY LAWN, THIS STATE HAS CASTLE DOCTRINE AND I WILL STAND MY GROUND

>>16128164
Somewhere from Russia.

>> No.16131537

Making her clear snow with a broom?

That's just cruel.

>> No.16131567
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>>16127950
Run up to her, pick her up and carry her over the doorstep. Let her down when she squeals for me to stop. Kiss her on the forehead, ask her about her day.
Wake up.

>> No.16131589

>>16127950

did someone boil her?

>> No.16131593

>>16128280

pro: living with sanae!
con: in russia!

nope.

>> No.16131811

Санаэ улыбающийся мило!

>> No.16131947

>>16131811
Unless Sanae in question is a boy, it should be "Санаэ, улыбающаяся мило!". And more natural word order would be "Мило улыбающаяся Санаэ!".

>> No.16132063

>>16131947
What kind of nerd language has word genders?

>> No.16132080
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16132080

Get home
See this

we need more 2hus over irl backgrounds

>> No.16132090

>>16132080

marisa is fucking huge

>> No.16132098

>>16132063
Slavonic languages, apparently.

>> No.16132110
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I want to give this sad fairy a home!

>> No.16132117
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>>16132090
She should've been less bulky and a bit more tall imo

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>>16132090
>>16132117
this one is just right

>> No.16132143

>>16132063
It artificially increases the difficulty of the langauge, though it gives it more of a "personality".

Great for poetry, not much other pros though.

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I love this aesthetic so much.

It's really comfy.

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Someone please edit Seki's head in this one

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>> No.16132315

Leave Soviet Russia.

>> No.16132316
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>>16132273
Sekibanki from http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2080377
Hope it's not too shabby.

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>>16132316
thanks. could've been more obvious that there is no neck but still good!

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>> No.16132531

>>16127950
Cannot shovel snow with a broom you stupid miko, you need a shovel.

>> No.16132617
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Date with Rin in Shinjuku! Bar hopping with the hellcat!

>> No.16132693

>>16132280
haha

>> No.16132921

>>16132063
It gets cute when you realise that you must append feminine endings to all words connected even to the first-person pronoun "I".

>> No.16133099

>>16127950
What the fuck happened to my house!? It looks like shit!

>> No.16133121

>>16132921
Having to change even someone's last name is too much.

>> No.16133127
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Cyka

>> No.16133137
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>> No.16133177
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OH HAI YOH

>> No.16133199
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16133199

https://youtu.be/iW3Ck1Y6CWk

>> No.16133232

>>16132279

London is lovely at night Alice. Especially along the river.

>> No.16133299
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>>16133199
eh, not bad for a doujin circle

>> No.16133334

>>16133121
That's because the last name has no basic form... it is in a state of being perpetually changed to reflect gender. Last names outside this paradigm do not require changes.

>> No.16133377

>>16132110
>>16132273
>>16133137
>>16133299
Is being depressed the national sport of Russia?

>> No.16133426
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>>16133377
Better get comfy.

>> No.16133435

>>16133177
I miss Sluten spam

>> No.16133502

>>16133377
You'd be depressed too if you were living in Russia.

>> No.16133631

>>16127950
look like she is going to give me ...
cold shoulder

badum-tss

>> No.16133714

>>16132080
HELP! A BURGLAR!

>> No.16133730

>>16132253
Stupid dog, get off the sofa!

>> No.16133911

>>16132080
Is Marisa a vampire ? ? ?

>> No.16133990
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>>16133911
no, she's a magician

>> No.16134120

>>16133990
>that hand
are you a girl (male)?

>> No.16134145

>>16134120
that fumo is not mine. i saved it from a fumo thread

>> No.16134317
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>>16133990
Its a witch! Run!

>> No.16134942

this thread is gold

>> No.16135001

>>16134317

I'll run towards her and give her a hug!

>> No.16135124
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>>16127950
What a nice tread

>> No.16135277

>>16135001
Same tbqh

>> No.16135346

>>16133377
Depression is comfy.

>> No.16135403

I would never let my home be in such disrepair.

>> No.16135604

>>16127950

This is not my beautiful home!

This is not my beautiful wife!

>> No.16135796

>>16135604
>Implying your wife can be conisdered beautiful when compared to Sanae

>> No.16135809

>>16135604
Letting the days go by!

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>> No.16136052

>>16128044
That's too much snow to be Florida

>> No.16136061

>>16132273
That headless man is really Cheeki Breeki

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>>16132617
Heres a better Hellcat for you.

>> No.16136618

>>16135346
This is a sad but real truth for many of us.

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>>16136594

>> No.16136730

>>16127950
Ask myself "Why am I having a stroke if I'm so healthy?"

>> No.16136738

>>16132063
Spanish

>> No.16136762

>>16131947

Thanks for the Russian lesson anon :D

>> No.16136942

>>16136594
Why's it say "cock" on it?

>> No.16136989

>>16131567
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>> No.16138792

>>16133199
This is fantastic! They even added shadows and reflections! So much effort and so well done

>> No.16138991

>>16136942
LOL I didn't see that

>> No.16139453
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>> No.16140207

>>16127950
It doesn't snow where I live

>> No.16140580

>>16136989

CLEANING STOP

>> No.16140714

>>16136942
It says "cocky" you pervert

>> No.16141379

>>16127950
No acid not now

>> No.16142020

>>16127950
That's a really shitty fucking front door.

>> No.16142034
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>>16133377
>>16132316
Pretty sure it's squatting.

>> No.16142047
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>>16133199
Reminds me how unbearably shitty NYC is. Only thing they were missing was a comfy motorcycle or vespa ride.

>> No.16143821

>>16142047
>NYC
>One of the best cities in the world
>Shitty

What's wrong? Can't afford a MetroCard?

>> No.16144154

>>16143821
doesn't NYC have Mexico-tier amount of daily murders?

>> No.16144304

>>16133199
this really deserves more views if only because of all the work that went into the video

>> No.16147139

>>16144154

What is this the 80's? NYC is nothing but rich people and bars.

>> No.16147581
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Big picture turned small!

>> No.16157776

What is the pixiv tag for these?
I want to find some of the Yakumos

>> No.16157889

>>16127950

why is she red

>> No.16157925

>>16127950
Sanae is in russia?
Cyka blyat.

>> No.16157971

>>16147581
Pretty clean desktop if you ask me.

>> No.16158075

>>16157889
>when the skin temperature falls below about 10°C, the surface blood vessels dilate (get wider) rather than constrict. If the temperature falls further periods of blood vessel dilation alternate with periods of constriction. This is because your body is trying not to lose heat from the extremities, but at the same time wants to supply the skin with blood for oxygen and nutrients. This phenomenon explains the red cheeks and nose characteristic of frosty weather.

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>>16133377
>>16133377

>> No.16158678

>>16127950
>Russia
>Winter
>This clothing
RIP Oksana

>> No.16158719

>>16158678
It's pretty warm during winter in Russia last two years.
>the only time of the year your city looks good is when soviet ruins covered by snow
>no snow

>> No.16158926

>>16158719
What is warm for you? For me its 38°C or more.
Hot would be 42°C+.

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>>16158926

>> No.16160485

>>16158926
Are you from the Sahara?

>> No.16161238
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>> No.16161453

>>16161238
That wasn't the image I uploaded

HIROOOOO

>> No.16161583

>>16147139
I didn't realize NYC was just Manhattan.

>> No.16161590

>>16158075
I would honestly like to know who you are quoting.

>> No.16161872

>>16127950
Ask her what she is doing with a broom and not a shovel.

>> No.16161981

>>16161453
I'm okay with it.

>> No.16161991

>>16161238
CUM IN KOUME

>> No.16162018

>>16161590
http://www.coolantarctica.com/Antarctica%20fact%20file/science/cold_humans.php

A good way to find sources for texts is to look up a sentence of the text between quotes on Google, it's what I did

>> No.16162091

>>16160485
No, northwest mexico.

>> No.16162098

>>16160147
Anon, is that a thermometer stapled to a fridge?
You russians never stop to surprise me.

>> No.16162525

>>16127950
I don't have a home

I won't ever see this as I arrive home

>> No.16166426

>>16127950
First thing I do is show her where the snow shovel is. Then, coffee because she looks cold.

>> No.16166431

>>16132090
Huge Okuu is better

>> No.16166432

Wish I was better at photoshop so I could make nice pictures like the ones from this thread

>> No.16169764

>>16157776
Please respond

>> No.16172267

>>16133199
View +1, for you.

>> No.16172443

>>16127950
Oh, nice, been a while since I have seen that much snow.

>> No.16172779

>>16133199
wtf i love san francisco now

>> No.16172869

>>16162098
Not even out of it's packaging too, which would expose it to the ambient air so it can....you know, record the temperature correctly

>> No.16172928

>>16134317
Burn the witch!

>> No.16173254

>>16133377
yes

>> No.16176137
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Best thread on /jp/ since years.

>> No.16176217

>>16176137
What's so great about an off-topic thread about depressed commies?

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>>16176217
everything.

>> No.16176749

>>16127950
ask her how she shoveled snow with a fucking broom

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>>16176749
Have you guys EVER tried to swipe snow with a broom? If the snow is freshly fallen and it's cold enough outside for it not to melt a broom might be just as good, even better than a shovel.

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>>16127950
hmm, sorry to interrupt you missy, I was looking for the Hakurei shrine; can you please indicate me where to find it?

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