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I just came out to my parents as a Touhousexual. They weren't happy. Those intolerant bastards. They don't want me to be tainted.

>> No.1611121

You deserve it.

>> No.1611130

GTFO Touhoufag!

>> No.1611139

Anonymous-san!
Anonymous-san!

Fapping stop!
Touhou fapping stop!

At least when your parents walk in.

>> No.1611140

You should tell your parents that Touhousexuals deserve the right to love Touhous just like normal people.

>> No.1611151

I'm Kaguyasexual.

>> No.1611496

>>1611151
Personally i'm an Eirinist.

>> No.1611517

Well, you're a bunch of deviants and you're all going to hell.

God hates touhousexuals.

>> No.1611536

I much prefer Yukari. Yeah, I'm into dangerous relationships, so what?

>> No.1611552

>>1611536

Penis, gap, own asshole. Yukari may by fuckhot, but she's also the ultimate troll. This is why I'm a Reimusexual.

>> No.1611565
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>>1611536
Impossible. Yukarin shall be mine. Even if I have to endure eternal tentacle rape.

>> No.1611569

>>1611118
You bastard! Udonge is MAI waifu!

>> No.1611570
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>>1611151

I'm an Eterniphiliac.

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>>1611536
YOU'RE into dangerous relationships?! I'm risking testicular cancer here.

>> No.1611612

>>1611565
Why don't you fight for her then?
Go hold a tournament of Yukafans in her honor or something.

>> No.1611609

>>1611565
Oh? Can you handle randomly taking traffic signs and TRAINS as well?

>> No.1611626

>>1611612
Easy, whoever can take the most being sent through the gap into their anus wins.

>> No.1611743

>>1611626
I heard her last male sex object could take an entire skyscraper into his ass without even breaking a sweat.

>> No.1611757
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>>1611118
Why do I want to touch? I want to touch so much.

>> No.1611758

>>1611743

Sugoi Goatse-san

>> No.1611776

I don't get why all the masochists are drawn to Yukari.
Yukari could do all of that whether or not regardless of your love, respect, or thoughts you were in a relationship with her.
I think she'd be much more interested in someone to pass the time with and who was competent enough to deal with annoyances so she could sleep easier.

>> No.1611789

I would take daily suppositories from Reisen.

>> No.1611822

I want to steal Chen away from Ran, am I a bad person /jp/?

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1611838

oh noes! I was a touhousexual and I didn't even know it before now :(

would that make me a Margatard?

I'd be her puppet...

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>>1611757
Poofy tails are poofy and taily.

>>1611822
Would moving in work better? Maybe if Yukari was out of the picture?

>> No.1611885

>>1611862
I don't think Yukari would like it if I forced her out of her home just so I can live with Ran and Chen, come to think of it, I doubt Ran would like it much either.

>> No.1611923

>>1611838
>I'd her puppet...
Fix'd it for you.

>> No.1611928

>>1611885

Well then, I suppose you're just going to have to kill yukari and lock Ran in the basement.

>> No.1611944

>>1611928
But then Chen would never love me, and that is counter productive to my entire mission!

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