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Fun for all ages.

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>> No.16106336

>>16106331
Kitsune a best.

>> No.16106337

>>16106331
Loli Onis are the cutest.

>> No.16106340

Kobolds are cute and deserve pats!

>> No.16106341

>>16106336
Correct.

>> No.16106346

>>16106331
FLAT!

>> No.16106350

>>16106331
I want to use Hathor Milk to force a tribe of Goblins to become shortstack Pesudo-Hobgoblins!

>> No.16106352

Dragons are adorable!

>> No.16106357

Maids are olev, be they feathered or blueberry or whatnot.

>> No.16106358

>>16106352
This is true. Dragons are especially adorable when embarrassed. Make sure to tease your dragon.

>> No.16106360 [SPOILER] 
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>>16106357
I want to summon a Shoggoth to be my maid and then do stuff like pic related with her.

>> No.16106361

>>16106358
>Make sure to tease your dragon.
Make sure to practice safe dragon teasing. Shit gets out of hand when you don't.

>> No.16106363

>>16106361
Oh, what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16106364
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16106364

I want to hug my cute onee-sama!


And I promise not to image dump this time.

>> No.16106365

>>16106360
What is this, a reverse gloryhole?

>> No.16106367

>>16106361
Do not tickle your dragon, she might burn your face acidentally.
It's cute and bad at the same time.

>> No.16106368
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16106368

Big strong wolfus and femdom!

>> No.16106369

>>16106363
Plenty of people say that. Then they take it too far and end up pinned to the bed being raped furiously until their Dragon waifu is pregnant.

>> No.16106371

>>16106369
And how is that bad?

>> No.16106372

I want to raid a lilims castle!
and then raid a lilim

>> No.16106374

>>16106365
I don't see how your response has anything to do with what I posted.

>> No.16106375

>>16106369
I'm not seeing the problem.

>> No.16106378
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>>16106368
put them in frilly clothes and then wait for them to get revenge!

>> No.16106379

>>16106363
Well, worst of all you could actually make her angry
Then there's poorly timed flustered fire breathing, BIG MEATY CLAWS coming into contact with things they shouldn't on accident, setting off the fire alarms, and making her act so cute you literally die. Dragons are dangerous.

>> No.16106380

>>16106368
I can't be the only one around here who doesn't like musclegirls.

>> No.16106386

>>16106372
>Hero anon storms a weak Lilim's castle, kicking ass everywhere he goes until he goes up against the Lilim and through some divine luck wins.
>The beaten Lilim crawls back towards her throne, pleading.
>"W-wait! If you let me live I'll let you take whatever you want from the castle! Anything at all!"
>Anon pauses for a moment and then says that he wants her.
>"W-what?"
>And then he mating pressed her all night long.

>> No.16106387
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16106387

>>16106372
I like lilims, a have a thing for the way the horns are done

>> No.16106388

>>16106380
Nah, you get a lot of pudgy lovers in the afternoon.

Average though is pretty hard to get.

>> No.16106389

I want to pet a kobold

>> No.16106390

>>16106387
Given Deruella's got a sort of purple-pink skintone going, do you think there's Blueberry or Cherry Lilims?

>> No.16106391

>>16106380
Actually, you are.You are such an impressively unique snowflake that absolutely nobody else shares your tastes in a purely subjective attribute!

>> No.16106392

>>16106387
For as overdone as the are, I admit Lilims have the best succubus design.

>> No.16106396

>>16106388
I also don't like chubby/pudgy girls. It would be nice to give some attention to soft but not chubby girls and athletic but not muscled girls.

>> No.16106397

>>16106390
Maybe Queen of Hearts is cherry.

>> No.16106398

>>16106371
>>16106375
Dragons are naturally greedy anons.
You think she's going to stop at one daughteru?
You're getting Quintuplets at minimum.

>> No.16106399

>>16106380
>>16106388
>>16106396
I like both.

>> No.16106401

>>16106391
As I expected then.

>> No.16106405

>>16106397
All I know about the Queen of Hearts is she's a good girl who deserves headpats for actually finishing and appreciating her meal that her sister's husband cooked for the family.

>> No.16106407

>>16106392
how much is overdone to you?

>> No.16106411

>>16106396
Finding that middle line is pretty rough.

>Waifu is just in form, she is completely healthy
>Other dragons bully her because she is not 100% fit nor 100% pudge

She doesn't have big tits and ass either.

>> No.16106418
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>>16106378
Gonna grope those ears!

>> No.16106423

>>16106407
Not him but don't worry about it
Lilims are just the new hellhound for people who don't like hellhounds.

>> No.16106424

>>16106398
I'm greedy too. I'm hogging her all to myself and I ain't letting go.

>> No.16106425

>>16106411
She sounds cute.

>> No.16106428

>>16106418
Off to get married!

>> No.16106433

>>16106364
An Arachne Onee-sama would be a lewd hell anon. She'd always grope you and want to use you as her own personal bondage dummy!
She might even rape you while you're all tied up!
When's that OAD getting subbed damn it?

>> No.16106434

>>16106425
She is really average and it just makes her so cute.

Thanks Anon, I bet you're waifu is cute too and if you don't have one, I bet you'll find a 10/10 monster out there.

>> No.16106435

>>16106423
What do you mean?

>> No.16106436

>>16106423
I dunno, Lilims have always been popular because people tend to see them as Succubus+

>> No.16106438
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16106438

Automatons deserve nothing but love.

>> No.16106442

>>16106438
>Engaging pelvic thrust sub-routine.
>50 000 000 Hz.
>CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG...

>> No.16106445

>>16106438
What does she understand?

>> No.16106446

Average waifus are the best.

>> No.16106448

>>16106434
I'm not going to lie, but I'm still trying to establish my waifus appearance. It doesn't help when you have multiple body archetypes you really love.

>> No.16106452
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16106452

What does it take to give your waifu heart pupils?

>> No.16106453

>>16106445
That it's snusnu time according to >>16104968

>> No.16106454

>>16106442
Automatons have squishy pussies!

>> No.16106456

>>16106436
True but it's only now that everyone is creating personalities and stories that lilims have hate now.
Compare the kiki thing, nobody gave a shit about hating the kiki and then soggoth got released and everything when to shit.

so to me is just people disliking what's occupying the thread. the lilim thing will blow over and we will find something else to say thats overdone and/or hated, like manticores and alps used to be.

>> No.16106457

>>16106452
Almost any form of intimacy with her.

>> No.16106458
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16106458

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16106462 [DELETED] 

>>16106458
You're too early man, delete this and post when we reach page 8.

>> No.16106464

>>16106456
Lets switch gears a tad.
What's the best lilim to you and what's the worse?

>> No.16106465

>>16106453
>malfunctions frequently
Time to do some repairs.

>> No.16106466

>>16106433
My onee-sama would never try to rape me! I'm taken already, and even if she acts lewd she would never take it far.
Subs never ever, to all of our dismay.

>> No.16106469

>>16106454
>"Engaging Vaginal Gel layer vibration. Maximum."
>"Engaging penetration and activation of semen suction unit. Maximum."
>"Engaging vaginal lubrication and rotation. Maximum."
>"Engaging stimulation sensitivity. Maxi~oh~muum."
>"Eeengaging hip th-th-thrusting subroutine. Maximuuu~m."
>"Engaging Dirty Talk runtime package. Give it all to me darling~"
>SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

>> No.16106471

>>16106465
I don't think Automatons actually "malfunction", as they probably just use it as an excuse to hide the fact they're very horny.

>> No.16106473

>>16106469
I like every aspect of this.

>> No.16106474

>>16106464
Best? Mari or Selene
Worse? that one deviant OC I saw a while back. I think her name was phoebe.

>> No.16106476

>>16106471
Dumb robot.

>> No.16106480
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16106480

>>16106474
You mean this one right?

>> No.16106483

>>16106473
And the thing is, She's not even done upgrading her pussy.
Just you wait until she gets the tightness alteration module for example.

>> No.16106484

>>16106480
Okay fuck, but that's hot.
Was there something wrong with her personality?

>> No.16106489

>>16106480
That body is marvelous, but that artist needs to rework her potatoface into something actually attractive.

>> No.16106491

>>16106480
>>16106484
I dunno, I think there was just somethiing about her face.

they guy has also un-lolied a bunch of monsters, the rest is just random crap.

>> No.16106494

>>16106464
Best Lilim is my Lilim! There are many like her but this one is mine!
I'd post art but there isn't any and if I made some myself it would be treated as a joke.

>> No.16106500

>>16106494
Then put all your effort into shitting out something that looks serious

>> No.16106501

>>16106500
You mean I should draw her Serious Face?

>> No.16106503
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16106503

Check out this fairy my dudes.

>> No.16106502

>>16106483
That pussy better be close to a plump, simulacrum butt.

>> No.16106505

http://i.imgur.com/KngOcpW.png
Since we're talking about Automatons, would you gladly drink ones milk?

>> No.16106506

>>16106501
as in something that would not be taken as just a joke, even f its a one time deal

>> No.16106509

>>16106503
Does she want me to pop her cherry?
>>16106506
You're asking for the impossible.

>> No.16106510

>>16106505
Trying so hard not to make an 'Alien' joke here...

>> No.16106512
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Robots are too lewd.

>> No.16106513

>>16106509
then fine, do the serious face

>> No.16106516

>>16106513
Jolly good, my chap.

>> No.16106518

>>16106505
I don't really like milk, though I guess I could try to drink some.

>> No.16106517

>>16106510
>"You're being hysterical, husband/little/big brother-unit."
I gotcha.

>> No.16106521
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>"Some fairies are are bad drunks, you won't be getting that drink back"

>> No.16106522

>>16106503
Radical

>> No.16106530

>>16106521
Are there any cheaper dates than a fairy? You know, assuming it's actually possible to take her on a date.

>> No.16106534

>>16106502
Everything about that Automaton is modifiable anon. She can have whatever you want with as many "pleasure enhancers" as you want.
You think her pussy's good? Try her mouth or her ass.

>> No.16106535
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They said there wouldn't be any workplace discrimination, but with these monsters in power there is some pretty transparent favoritism.

>> No.16106538
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>>16106513
Truly I waste my talents by writing.

>> No.16106540

>>16106535
She could have worn a tie

>> No.16106542

>>16106535
Far right or second from the left are getting all of the jobs.

Would adventure with middle though.

>> No.16106543

>>16106505
I'd be a little curious as to where the milk is coming from, but then I would immediately not care anymore and drink it with a straight face.
I'll bet it tastes delicious.

>> No.16106544

>>16106535
mind putting that in context?

>> No.16106547
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>>16106452
various sexual activities where she's in charge
going out for walkies and/or dates
napping/cuddling together
cooking food on her
wrestling/playfighting
hunting during full moons
her finding a way to use me in one of her work out routines

>> No.16106552

>>16106543
Gremlin ingenuity and monster mojo work in wonderful ways.

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>>16106337
>Write a short blurb about a loli-oni
>Someone draws her
A nice feeling.

>> No.16106554

>>16106547
>You'll never stick your dick down a Hellhound's throat and feel the heat of her internal demonic flame coursing through you.
>You'll never look down and see her lips pressed against your crotch, her heartpupiling eyes looking up at you, almost begging you to start thrusting.
>You'll never spend the night pumping load after load down her throat and watching her eye flames burn brighter with every shot.
>You'll never collapse to the bed, spent after the fifth hour of her sucking your dick.
>She'll never pour an entire jug of Holstaur milk and a bowl of Sticky Mushroom soup down your throat before stinging you with a Manticore Spike and mounting you for ten hours of sex for the purpose of getting pregnant.

>> No.16106558

>>16106554
My dick

>> No.16106572

>>16106558
That's not even getting into the post sex cuddling, the cheek nuzzling, and the conversations about what you should name your daughterus.

>> No.16106608
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>Uuh, mommy told me about this part...
>Y-yuou're going to rape me now, right?
Just your luck, isn't it? You try to summon a semen demon and turns out she's a virgin.

>> No.16106612

>A lewd Vampire will never gently step on her tomboy Dhampir sister's head and force her to blow you while grinning smugly.
>She'll never make you repay the favor after you cum inside her sister's mouth by shoving your face into said sister's pussy.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with a sore dick and both of them clinging to you.
Why is assisted sex so good?

>> No.16106613

>>16106608
>Y-yuou're going to rape me now, right?
That's not even a semen demon, it's just a cosplaying elf with rape fantasies. Again. Geeze.

>> No.16106617
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>>16106608
That's the best though.

>> No.16106621

>>16106608
>Just your luck, isn't it? You try to summon a semen demon and turns out she's a virgin.
Do you know the potential for cute this has? She can take my virginity while I take hers in an awkward first time.
And then afterwards while she's going home she waves shyly.
>"C-call me again anon. I had fun."

>> No.16106622

>>16106613
Where did you even get that spell? You've got a receipt, right? Get a refund.

>> No.16106626

>>16106612
Not really intimate enough to be proper sex, is it?

>> No.16106628

>>16106622
I found it on $chan, I'm hardly getting a refund. Still, it could be worse. I mean, it's like furnishing your rape dungeon with furniture from Ikea, but it's still furniture.

>> No.16106631

>>16106613
This idiot didn't even purchase the right wings, these looks like the dragon model
Her tail is weird too and what the fuck is that haircut?

I'm going to ask for a refund but I'll still rape her to teach her a lesson

>> No.16106632

>>16106626
It could get pretty intimate anon. Imagine having a curvy, busty Vampire lay herself beneath you while her blushing Dhampir sister mounts you.
Dirty talk and nibbling on both ears. Twice the neck kissing, twice the stimulation.

>> No.16106635

>>16106632
I don't know about this. How could a Vampire have a Dhampir sister anyway?

>> No.16106641

Help! I have an onee san fetish. But my waifu doesn't look like an onee san nor does she show any traits of an onee san. What do?

>> No.16106645

>>16106641
you better not be that same guy

>> No.16106651

>>16106645
What same guy?

>> No.16106657

>>16106635
Easily. Dhampir are just a rare mutation of Vampires.
Okay, so it's not easy but it's possible.

>> No.16106666

>>16106635
Dhampir can be the older sister, then the father becomes an Incubus and knocks his wife up again.

>> No.16106669 [DELETED] 

>>16106666
Gee Mega-Satan.

>> No.16106670

>>16106635
Vampire mom gets pregnant while dad is human. This results with a Dhampir daughter.

Then, Vampire mom then gets pregnant after dad gets incubized, this results with a (younger) Vampire daughter

>> No.16106682

>>16106617
>You impregnate it, you marry it
They really should put that near the top of the contract.

>> No.16106683

>>16106682
That's the kind of thing they put in the finest print.

>> No.16106697

>>16106452
Why is that silly dog dressed like Musashi?

>> No.16106698

>>16106697
Because it's cosplay night.

>> No.16106702
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>>16106608
Noice

>> No.16106703

>>16106702
Come on anon. Some people are at work.

>> No.16106705

>>16106702
I'm going to keep this one for... research.

>> No.16106707

>>16106698
Well that's an exellent choice of costume

>> No.16106725
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16106725

Winter might be long and dark, but the Sun always triumphs in the end.

>> No.16106727

>>16106725
The sun is cheating with bribery and the threat of cutting off our food supply if we don't comply.

Sun is a bit of a cunt if you think about it.

>> No.16106732

>>16106727
Hey, the Sun didn't tell us to evolve the way we did.

>> No.16106759

>>16105388
You can find it on Kurobine, it's the very first link under "Sub Contents".
The place to find all the threads is:
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/otaku/11485/
The thread where they talk about the profiles is:
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/read.cgi/otaku/11485/1441958563/
The thread where spoilers are allowed is:
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/read.cgi/otaku/11485/1294842422/

They post way way way slower then we do. A single thread of 1000 posts could have the last post yesterday and the first post in 2012. They also rarely say anything actually meaningful. Imagine this thread, but constantly dead, nobody ever replied to anyone, no one ever quoted anything and we all basically just ignored each other. Also no images.

>> No.16106760

>>16106682
Seems totally alright for that particular demon.

>> No.16106838

Sure is quiet in here. It's like a tomb in here. A quiet, sleepy tomb with cute, non-snoring MGs. As we all know, Ghouls are the only undead that snore.

>> No.16106844

>>16106838
I want to raid a tomb filled with cute undead girls that are busy sleeping.

>> No.16106845

>>16106844
>Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission
>Snake? Why did it have to be a snake?

>> No.16106850
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16106850

>>16106838
They may not snore, but some of them purr.

>> No.16106857

>>16106850
Chuff, not purr.

>> No.16106860
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16106860

No lizardman to challenge me to duel.

>> No.16106864

>>16106857
But Sphinx-chan isn't a tiger, she's a cat.

>> No.16106867

>>16106857
Sphinxes are cute, petite cats that purr!

>> No.16106871
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16106871

Moose saga continues
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/112911865/Chapter%20103

>Tower of evil continues to rise
>Crazy prof be crazy, MC scared
>More prof storytime
>Tower was made by man
>Man destroyed the tower bec of the gods
>Duke's wall actually interfered w/ the natural order
>Ancient markings actually mana-flow circuits

>Tower opens like a petal
>Tower already high up into the sky
>MC: You be crazy, this is dangerous
>Prof: Who cares? I fooled you so you could help me use this
>[INSERT CYCLICAL HISTORY VS LINEAR HISTORY THEORY HERE]
>Prof: This machine can destroy large areas
>MC thought: You're crazy
>Prof: Church & Empire tried to stop history
>Prof: I will use the machine to find the secrets

>MC grabs prof from the control panel
>Prof goes berserk, actually is touch-phobic
>Struggle, MC falls, prof kicks MC
>"DON'T. EVER. TOUCH. MEEEE!"
>Storytime continues
>Prof: I wanted to make life, man can only destroy
>Prof: I used corpses from the battlefield to make zombies
>... with the help of monster energy

>Tower rises, prof wants more power
>Tower powers up, prof gets more data
>"More powaaah"
>Energy sphere grows (ala Spider-man 2)
>Tower shoots beam at mountain
>Mountain goes boom


Surprised anonymoose can have so much storytime at this point

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>>16106860
>tfw your minmaxxed scythe crit build gets dunked on by some chucklefuck wizman who barely knows what he's doing because martials aren't allowed to be good

>> No.16106891

Mistress Pharoahs for feet worship

>> No.16106914

>>16106871
This sounds...a fair amount like the Tower of Heaven from Fairy Tail.

>> No.16106928

>>16106844
Anon, that's how you end up getting gangraped.

>>16106850
>No purring blowjob from a smug Sphinx ever.

>> No.16106947

>>16106882
How is punching? I want to punch things, hard, fast, and/or in rapid succession.

>> No.16106961

>>16106947
Monks are below-average, that one prestige class with magic fire fists is less good than the prerequisite classes.

>> No.16106965

>>16106961
If you're talking about 3.PF the best unarmed combatant is the Unarmed variant Swordsage.
Punches things with magic combo fists and doesn't give a fuck.
Needs amulet of mighty fists and superior unarmed strike to work properly though.

>> No.16106996

>>16106965
This is a d&d 3.5th ed. board, nerd.

>> No.16107002

>>16106996
You seem to be mistaking something.
Tome of Battle is a 3.5 splatbook.
"3.PF" is just an umbrella term for 3.0, 3.5, and Pathfinder content.

>> No.16107025
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16107025

Can you come back when you're older?

>> No.16107026
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16107026

Manticore speed writing/3.9k thank-you note to the kind Anon who introduced me to Everything Everything: http://pastebin.com/FfLn8Ap8

>> No.16107045

>>16107026
Pretty good. You managed to make Rosie act like a proper Manticore, something few writefags here can do.
At this point you're probably one of the best writefags we have, so I'm looking forward to whatever you come up with next.

>> No.16107050

>>16107025
>Visit a far off resort town in not-japan with family as kid
>Spend summer vacation there
>After a week you go to a local shrine
>Meet a young shirohebi close to your age there
>End up playing with her and exploring the town together a lot of days
>The time of your life really
>But the time comes for you to fly back to your home city
>She asks if you'll come back when you're older
>You promise her you will
>But you're not just going to forget about it
>You write a note to yourself in the future and have your parents hold onto it
>Fifteen years later
>You've graduated college and gotten a good job when your mother mails you something important
>It's that same note from when you were a kid
>Decide there isn't any harm in it and book a vacation
>Can pay for the flight yourself and everything
>The town you remember from that summer has been overrun by a growing city
>But you manage to find that shrine still running
>It's a bit run down, and only one snake woman is still working there
>You can't quite remember what that little snake looked like, so you approach the woman and ask if she knows about her
>She practically squeezes the life out of you right then and there
>You catch up over the day, but finally you start thinking it's time to go back to the hotel
>But before you realize it all the sliding doors in the small shrine are closed tight around you
>Fifteen years of pent up feelings and sexual frustration were worked out in the six days that followed
>At the end of your two week vacation, you fly home with a wife in tow
>You will never have this

>> No.16107073
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>>16107026
>predatory manticore
>fear play
>pretending she's going to eat him
Based Silent, Rosie is the kind of Manticore I love, it's a real shame they got a bad rep due to people not being able to write them like this.

>> No.16107094
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16107094

So how do you guys feel about spiders?

>> No.16107113

>>16107094
Why do you keep posting this page?

>> No.16107114
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>>16107094
They're pretty decent for the subs of the world, or just people that want to have cool looking clothing.
Still would prefer a fox into male bondage though.

>> No.16107120

>>16107094
That doesn't look like a spider.

>> No.16107143

Mice girls are for ______.

>> No.16107170

What about monsters that doesn't resemble a girl but still female?

>> No.16107173 [SPOILER] 
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>>16107113
Would you like me to post this one more instead?

>> No.16107177

>>16107173
Okay, not the one I was expecting.

>> No.16107186

>>16107177
What one were you expecting?

>> No.16107188

Oh hey, you guys are still here.

Anything new? Is gazer-fag the guy writing that beholder mage girl overlord fanfic?

>> No.16107194

>>16107186
The one where she was actually a spider that usually comes in a response to a post like >>16107120

>> No.16107231

>>16107143
For catching with mousetraps and keeping as pets/slaves.

>> No.16107240

>>16106682
>>16106683
There's also that cafe/bakeshop in MGE where employees have a heart shaped pin. If it's pink then she's taken or interested in someone already. You can take the ones with green pins home with you.

Also no returns no matter what.

>> No.16107287

>>16107231
Rodents do seem to make good pets, don't they?

>> No.16107291

>>16107188
>Oh hey, you guys are still here.
No we're not.

>> No.16107300

>>16107073
>fear play

Yes

>> No.16107323

>>16107287
They're loving, social, relatively clean, and uniformly soft and fuzzy.
A delightful class of pet.

>> No.16107333

>>16107025
Anon, you know that when you tell a young monstergirl to wait for you, you're just dooming her to a broken heart.
Or can you stay pure for all those years?

>> No.16107376

>>16107333
She's a shirohebi. I doubt she'd give up on him.

>> No.16107383

>>16107376
It's tragedy, then.

>> No.16107417
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16107417

7ft kej barbers are life anyone who disagrees is a faggot.

>> No.16107427

>>16107417
Can confirm, disagree.

It's like an unsweetened lemonade or canned cranberry sauce on a humid summer day.

>> No.16107429

>>16107417
But how good are they with moustaches?

>> No.16107442

>>16107429
Adept in all kinds of hair my nigga.

>> No.16107464

>>16107442
The husband of a Kej must have the most dapper birthday suit.

>> No.16107467

>>16107464
That's a weird thing to call your body hair.

>> No.16107484
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16107484

Vampires are for wing hugs,Gentle biting and sharing garlic breadsticks with

>> No.16107486
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16107486

My onee-sama has cute legs!

>> No.16107507

>>16106871
You can criticize lots of things about him, but if there's something I can give him is pure quantity of adventures. Most writefags go ded sooner, and even more if we only count stories related to a certain cast.

>>16107026
I even get some scary silent's smut, looks like a good day.

>> No.16107509 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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16107509

Last thread I was speaking to an anon who was interested in allowing me to watch his Kitsune waifu tie him and and do things to him.
As promised, here is my artistic interpretation of how our meeting would play out. >>16106143

I'm not the best artist in the world, and I warn you this picture contains sexual imagery, so I have take the liberty of spoiler tagging it.

>> No.16107523

>>16107509
I see you are a man of QUALITY

>> No.16107525

>>16107509
I just came back from the archive, reading that. I think you might have taken the joke too far.

>> No.16107533
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>>16107417

Kejs are life, not just Kej barbers.

>> No.16107535

>>16107509
I came
Do more pics

>> No.16107539

>>16107525
It isn't a joke, and a promise is a promise.

>> No.16107555

>>16107539
Fucking finns.

>> No.16107567

>>16107486
Her legs are scary.

>> No.16107574
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16107574

>>16106337

>> No.16107578

>>16107484
Vampires are for all kinds of biting. Rough biting, playful biting, hungry biting, sexy biting, sad biting.

>> No.16107587

>>16107509
I did not wake up for this.

>> No.16107588

>>16107026
That was a really nice read, well done. It's great to see more people writing Manticores like this.

>> No.16107611

>>16107486
My waifu has a cute everything.

>> No.16107623

What is the cutest part of your waifu?

>> No.16107627

>>16107623
Her everything

>> No.16107629

>>16107623
Everything.

>> No.16107630
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>>16107509
The best thing about this image is that the guy's face says what we're all thinking.

>> No.16107634 [SPOILER] 
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>>16107486
My waifu also has cute legs!

>> No.16107637

>>16107623
You can't just ask me to choose one single part of my waifu that's the cutest anon, there are just too many parts of her that I love!

>> No.16107640

>>16107026
Thanks for highlighting the importance of post-rape hydration

>> No.16107642

>>16107611
Who is she?

>>16107634
She's pretty cute.

>> No.16107646

>>16107623
That's really fucking hard, but I really like my waifu's tail, especially the soft underside and the base.
Well the truth is every part of her is cute, but that's the one I like to tease the most.

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Beware the yandere kejs

>> No.16107651

>>16107642
She is a cheerful Dragon.

>> No.16107657

>>16107651
Dragons are cute.

>> No.16107666
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>>16107649
How scary!

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>>16107567
>my onee-sama's legs
>scary
Pick one

>> No.16107675

>>16107657
I agree. I want to treat one like my most valuable treasure in life.

>> No.16107681

>>16107649
Oh no. A Kej that would love me unconciditonally and forever.

What ever shall I do?

>>16107670
I bet they're smooth

>> No.16107685

>>16107670
I mean, they might be nice but you could hurt yourself on them.

>> No.16107689

>>16107509
I don't know what I expected.

>> No.16107694

>>16107681
I want her to wrap them around me as I hug her stomach and she pats my head.

>>16107685
That's why you be careful around them.

>> No.16107701

>>16107694
I bet her front legs(?) are great.

>> No.16107711

>>16107701
She looks like she's sitting on a comfy spider chair with them.

>> No.16107733

>>16107711
Yeah, but do they get in the way of sex. It's important for... reasons.

>> No.16107779

>>16107733
I wouldn't know. I don't have sex with, nor desire to have sex with, my onee-sama.

>> No.16107788

>>16107779
wierdo

>> No.16107789

>>16107779
But your sister desires you.

>> No.16107790
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>>16107630
Wrong title, and you know it

>> No.16107798

>>16107788
At least my love for her does not hinge on 'how sexy she is', but rather for who she is to me.

>>16107789
Her desires are fruitless, for various reasons. I just want to hug her, and I wish for her to want the same.

>> No.16107801

>>16107798
>At least my love for her does not hinge on 'how sexy she is', but rather for who she is to me.
Are you implying that everyone else here is shallow, anon?

>> No.16107807

>>16107801
Not everyone, anon. I see some and think that but most definitely not everyone.
It simply feels as though that is all that anyone sees if my onee-sama.

>> No.16107809

>>16107807
you what?

>> No.16107815

>>16107798
But Anon, she is a monster girl. She wants to have sex with you and you are ignoring her desires. You can't make her 100% happy if you don't jam it in.

>> No.16107816
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16107816

Reminder that getting a lilim means dealing with the family

>> No.16107822

>>16107779
>he wouldn't fug his onee sama

Homo

>> No.16107823

>>16107026

Rosie is cute! CUTE!

>> No.16107824

>>16107816
Jokes on you, my lilim is just a friend.

>> No.16107829

>>16107779
>He wouldn't have sex with his onee-san
Point and laugh at the alp!

>> No.16107831

Do people unironically actually have OC Lilims? I thought it was all just a meme?

>> No.16107838

>>16107831
Some have actual content, others are just shitposting with a name attached
we need someone to update that list

>> No.16107840

>>16107822

I want my nee-san to hug me against her breasts, lick my ears and tell me I'm cute. Then when I can't take it any more, I push her down and ravage her right then and there, showing her how cute I really am.

>> No.16107841

>>16107831
I unironically have Lilims that I barely mention in passing in my stories. I basically just say "x Lilim did this thing that one time" and that's it. So far from an OC, but still technically not any Lilim that has been mentioned previously. She doesn't have a name either.

>> No.16107843

>>16107815
I don't believe my onee-sama would be happy taking it if she knows I genuinely don't want to do it.

>> No.16107845

>>16107843
Tell me anon, are you an "asexual"?

>> No.16107847

>>16107845
No, but the place in my heart for marriage and lust is not for my onee-sama.

>> No.16107851

>>16107847
Oh shit you are a very rare husbando.

>> No.16107853

>>16107847
Then why do you keep sucking her metaphorical dick?

>> No.16107862

>>16107853
Because she's an amazing lady and I really want to hug her.

>> No.16107866

>>16107862
Mmhm.

>> No.16107870

>>16106641
What species?

>> No.16107880

>>16107866
What? Someone can't praise a person they love without it being sexual or for courting them?
There is such a thing as platonic love, anon.

>> No.16107883

>>16107880
Sure, but with a monstergirl?

>> No.16107884

How long until new profile

>> No.16107888

>>16107883
I never said it wasn't weird, anon.

>> No.16107890

>>16107884
Next 5 days.

>> No.16107893

>>16107884
Long.

>> No.16107900

>>16107831
Yes.

>> No.16107901

>>16107888
It's weirder than the daughteru dickers if you ask me. You do you though.

Do you have a waifu that she approves of?

>> No.16107904
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16107904

Reminder to cater to your Undead girls while they have friends over.

>> No.16107910

>>16107901
I would say yes, though I will not concern the thread with my love in that matter.

>> No.16107912

>>16106464
>best
Mari.
>worst
My own donut steel.

>> No.16107914

>>16107910
how come?

>> No.16107918

>>16107904
>"You're onii chan is cute!".jpg

I wan't to give those girls foot rubs.

Also
>Secret Gondola

>> No.16107919

>>16107914
She is not a monster girl, so it does not concern the thread.

>> No.16107920

>>16106464
Best the ones made by KC
Worst the rest

>> No.16107922

>>16107918
>onii chan
>both of them are likely hundreds of times older than you
weird, man.

>> No.16107923

>>16107919
There are plenty of people here with human waifus.

>> No.16107926

>>16107922
Damn. I forget that about undead girls.

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>>16107026
>A big Manticore will never implore you to sit in her lap

>> No.16107929

>>16107816
I wonder if the mother and father go out of their way to embarrass their kids in front of company?

>> No.16107930

>>16107884
I wish he'd do weekly updates for the girls he's already drawn.

>> No.16107932

>>16107929
I wonder how much it'd take to embarrass a Lilim.

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>>16107923
I'm more comfortable keeping that door closed and simply talking about my onee-sama here.

Speaking of, I've always liked red eyes.

>> No.16107939

>>16107920
you dislike them because they are fanmade or do you have different reasons to dislike each?

>> No.16107940

>>16107936
Are you embarrassed of your waifu anon?

>> No.16107942

>>16107936
You trully are a rare husbando. I bet your waifu and sister are happy to have you.

>> No.16107945

>>16107932
Baby pictures, old toys, fun stories among other things

>> No.16107948

>>16107939
Both

>> No.16107950

>>16107940
Why would he be?

>> No.16107952

>>16107940
No, quite the opposite. She's amazing. But that is all I have to say on the matter for here.

>>16107942
Thank you, that's a nice thing to hear among the "lol you wouldn't bone her?" comments.

>> No.16107953

>>16107950
He doesn't want to say who she is. I can think of no other reason than him being embarrassed!

>> No.16107955

>>16107932
Talking about how many spectators the birth of her newest sister had.

>> No.16107958

>>16107955
Vietnamese flashbacks

>> No.16107961

>>16107948
Fuck it, shits slow so I'll bite
Do you care enough to share your reasons for disliking each lilim?

>> No.16107962

>>16107952
Eh, each of us have a reason. I myself am not much of a sister fucker, and seeing some platonic love is pretty nice.

>> No.16107966

>>16107952
I've got to know anon!

>> No.16107968

>>16107955
I forgot that was a thing

>> No.16107975

>>16107961
It's not bait, and I'm not gonna give my reasons because they're personal and you will all be over me.

>> No.16107985

>>16106464
Ilassa makes my dick go crazy. And that's all I need to know.

I don't really care for my own little donut, but I really dislike Crusher, mostly because her name is in caps.

>> No.16107986
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16107986

>a pear-shaped Fox will never sit on your face

>> No.16107989

>>16107975
Considering the current 50/50 lillms get i doubt it would cause a shitstorm. and I in particular dont give a shit about why you hate something, i just wanted to know

But fine.

>> No.16107993

>>16107985
>Illassa
Is it because she's a hardcore M?

>> No.16107994

>>16107986
I would rape a little fox so hard. Why can't I break one?

>> No.16107995

>>16107975
Does it involve the lilim itself as a character, or shenanigans regarding the writefag/drawfag/memer/other people pushing it?

>> No.16107997

>>16107994
Because monstergirls are much stronger than people are.

>> No.16108001

>>16107995
Mostly the first

>> No.16108003

>>16106464
Best is Selene, I like battle hungry women

Worst is Crusher due to being 100% Meme

>> No.16108004

>>16107993
Not only because of that. Her body just makes me want to pin her down and break her.

I'm normally a sub, but some girls are way too much for me to handle.

>> No.16108005

>>16107995
Maybe he just hates fanmade content? Probably equates it to DA-tier Sonic OCs regardless of how they are.

>> No.16108007

>>16107994
Little foxes are stronk. They have to get husbands after all.

>> No.16108009

>>16107986
Why must I suffer without this.

>> No.16108010

>>16107993
>Make a Lilim
>She behaves like a normal slutty succubus

>> No.16108013

>>16108005
THIS ISN'T DRUELLA

IT'S MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLUELLA

>> No.16108021

>>16108013
I made numerous OCs!
Deruella! Rani! Marisa! Illya! Queen of Games! And SMASHER.

>> No.16108032

>>16108005
A sonic teir OC lilim would probably be some freak that rapes her mother in terms of power and even the order likes her

>> No.16108034

>>16108010
I don't think most Succubi are Ms, just sluts.
Illassa is at the level of M where she will tie herself up on your bed and get off to being neglected when you watch tv instead of screwing her.

>> No.16108037

>>16108034
Sounds like my kinda girl.

>> No.16108038

>>16108013

And I'm not Mari. I'm my original character Blari

>> No.16108041

>>16108021
Yeah well I made Veronica and Selena!

>> No.16108042

Lets be honest. If we could. We'd summon a Succubus. Unless some anons want to stay pure for their waifu.

>> No.16108046

>>16108038
Blari Lilim Project when

>> No.16108044

>>16108032
So like that one magical W40K sue who almost united the whole universe and turned Nurgle into a bishie?

>> No.16108047

>>16108034
>I don't think most Succubi are Ms
I think you're wrong.

>> No.16108048

>>16108034
I would love to try some stuff like stepping and degrading Illassa. It just makes her so sweet.

>> No.16108050

>>16108037
She's basically Tenshi the Lilim.

>> No.16108052

Whats the weirdest thing youve read recently?

>> No.16108055

>>16108052
End of the last thread.

>> No.16108061

>>16108034
So from the "serious" Lilims we have

>A hardcore masochist
>A slut that likes to be used
>A canon one that was made a moeblob by threadcanon
>The Queen of Hearts, which we know almost nothing about

And this is a species supposed to be mostly full of rapemachines and corruption lovers.

>> No.16108062

>>16108047
Considering they're raping you, and not the other way around, they are far from Ms.
When they get off to being slapped, they're Ms.
When they get off to having a car battery hooked up to their nipples, they're Ms.
When they rape you, belittle you, and get off to you squeamish noises as you are violated, she's a S.

>> No.16108065

>>16108061
And from the "joke" ones what do we have?

>> No.16108068

>>16108061
>my donut wasn't in the serious list
Such misfortune.

>> No.16108070

>>16108062
Since when do succubi rape men? They rape women to corrupt them and tempt men to have love with them.

>> No.16108072

>>16108070
>Succubi don't rape
>Succubi
>Don't rape
Anon...

>> No.16108073

>>16108068
Renate?

>> No.16108081

>>16108073
I am not Alp.

>>16108065
Well, since all that aren't Mari, Illassa, etc are jokes:
>A Lilim with a flat chest, sweet tooth, and a Wurm problem
>A Lilim with a sword
>A dork
>Alp's Lilim

>> No.16108083

>>16108072
>In order to meet the desire of a wide variety of types of men, they range from having full, voluptuous bodies, to having bodies that stay like that of a child and never grow. Despite the variations, all are beautifully lewd, arousing the desire of men. Just as their appearance vary greatly, so too do their personalities, but every succubus has in common being extremely lustful and dedicate to the pursuit of pleasure.

>Their desires know no bounds compared to other monsters, they are eager to be intimate with the man they love.
They have powerful magic, but nearly all of it is used for seducing men. Whenever they find a human man, they use charm spells, their gorgeous bodies, and various means to seduce him, and gain spirit energy through sex. Every aspect of the succubus is designed to enable her to bewilder men.
I don't see the rape anywhere, just that they seduce/tempt men to have sex with them.

>> No.16108085

>>16108055
I like how it actually has fanart now.

>> No.16108092

>>16108065
Mari and Illassa are the only lilims I take as a serious part of the canon. The others are either jokes or bad threadcanon.

>> No.16108093

>>16107986
Lolifoxes are natural subs, for pounding from behind and mounting.

>> No.16108100

>>16108081
>A dork

Could it be mine?

>> No.16108103

>>16108092
I take Mari and Illasa as jokes as well.

They do not resemble Lilims to me.

>> No.16108111

>>16108103
so what makes a lilim to you?

>> No.16108113

>>16108081
>A dork

No bully

>> No.16108116

>>16108085
It does?

>> No.16108123

>>16108081
I thought that people actually liked Victoria and Selene?

>> No.16108125

>>16108083
So, what your saying is, it's not rape if it's a Succubus?

>> No.16108126

>>16108111
A miserable little pile of secrets

>> No.16108129

>>16108123
All donuts are hated, just to different degrees..
I am the only one who likes mine.

>> No.16108130

>>16108081
Define joke

>> No.16108132

>>16108130
You.

>> No.16108134

>>16108123
They do, but you can be liked and still be a joke.

>> No.16108135

>>16108125
They want it as much as you want it, so doesn't matter who takes the lead, it's never rape.

>> No.16108136

>>16108129
I know there are at least one anon that likes mine. It made me pretty happy.

>> No.16108137

>>16108132
But I'm not ur mum

>> No.16108143

>>16108116
Unfortunately, yes.
see >>16107509

I'm assuming it's Alp because of the style.

>> No.16108144

>>16108135
So, what with the whole "all are part Succubi" thing of MGE, all monsters cannot rape? Is it literally impossible to win a lawsuit if you are a guy there too?

>> No.16108150

>>16108137
My mom's dead, so of course you aren't.
As for the "joke", refer to the guy calling Mari, etc as the serious Lilims.

>> No.16108153

>>16108123
Selene needs to lose a fight. She has this "smug bitch" feel to her due to the way she acts.

>> No.16108156

>>16108144
Exactly.

Remember guys, if a monster tells you to take your pants off, you better do it, because the law is with her.

>> No.16108158

>>16108144
In MGE, it's not rape if the guy is enjoying it by the end.

>> No.16108160
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16108160

>>16108136
Well, good for you. At least someone likes how much effort you put into your idea...

>> No.16108161

>>16108158
>it's not rape if they cum
Saber!Alter pls

>> No.16108164

>>16108160
You wanna talk about your lilim?

>> No.16108167

>>16107509
All the stories and greentexts you could have drawn a cute doodle to, and you chose that.

>> No.16108168

>>16108150
Still doesn't define joke, just cites examples

If anything Selene and Victoria could go in the serious category due to the effort applied by the writefags contrary to the meme ones, yet still go in the joke category due to differences between what KC would consider canon lilim behavior and attitude vs what said writefags have made

>> No.16108169
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16108169

>>16108144

>> No.16108170

>>16108161
That's not what I said. Please carefully note the difference.

>> No.16108174

>>16108164
And get people angry?
Like how my doodles trigger that one guy?

>> No.16108178

>>16108174
Don't think about the others, Anon. Throw your lilim at me so I can give you and her lots of praises. I'm sure she is a good girl.

>> No.16108181

>>16108168
Every Lilim is their own person, so there could be virgin Lilims who are purer than a Unicorn and don't even understand sex.

>> No.16108182
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16108182

>You're on a date with a monstergirl
>Things are going pretty well
>Suddenly you two start talking about sex and she says this
>After a while she invites you to her home
What do?

>> No.16108184

>>16108174
>only one guy hates my stuff
Commercial?

>> No.16108185

>>16108181
MGE says monstergirl are born knowing about sex, so if a common mouse girl knows about it what do you think about the daughter of the DL:

>> No.16108188

>>16108178
>good girl
She's the type who would mail you scorpions in a box on your birthday, swap out your Pringles for Lays Stacks, and tell embarrassing stories about you to your friends.

>> No.16108190

>>16108182
I'd do it for my waifu, but nobody else.

>> No.16108191

>>16108153
Considering she's pretty much restrained herself to weapons and is still Dynasty warrior teir, she has a good reason to be smug.

Then again, warriors in Beast's stories are all kind of like that.

>> No.16108192

>>16108182
"Good thing I'm not a cute boy."

>> No.16108194

>>16108184
I never said "only one guy", just "one guy" because he was vocal about it.
Shit, you might as well be a fucking ghost if you don't speak up.

>> No.16108200

>>16108182
That's a thing I might do for my waifu, not someone I just had my first date with.

>> No.16108201

>>16108192
Wait until she slips you a shota potion.

>> No.16108202
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16108202

Could a Kitsune-bi possess a yet-to-be activated Automaton?

>> No.16108203

>>16108188
And why would she do that? Is she a natural bully?

>> No.16108204

>>16108191
Explain please

>> No.16108206

>>16108202
No. No slot for "soul".

>> No.16108208

>>16108182
>Dragon dressing me up as a princess AGAIN

>> No.16108209

>>16108201
>Be 6'6'' hairy skeleton who hasn't shaved for a long while
>Shota potion turns me into koksal baba

>> No.16108212

>>16108182
Tell her thats also my fetish and that she can do anything she wants to me.

>> No.16108213

>>16108202
what's that thing she's doing with her hands?

>> No.16108217

>>16108182
I'm not into dresses.

>> No.16108218

>>16108182
Jokes on her, I'm already wearing a dress! This is my fetish! I always wanted to be a Princess!

>> No.16108219

>>16108182
Not for some random lady on the street, absolutely not!

I would for my waifu though, as long as she picks out something cute for me to wear.

>> No.16108221

>>16108213
It's the signal that she is a slut. All foxes do it.

>> No.16108223

>>16108213
Allegedly, those are fox shadow puppets.

>> No.16108224

>>16108192
Yep, I guess I dodged that bullet.

>> No.16108225

>>16108202
Yes, but only if they were strong enough to be individual entities at that point.

>Kitsune-tsuki-maton
This robot was programmed to fuck you silly.

>> No.16108226

>>16108221
You're a slut

>> No.16108227

>>16108213
Miming undoing her side-tie panties sluttily.

>> No.16108228

>>16108213
What hand thing homie?

>> No.16108232
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16108232

>>16108203
No, just a bit mischievous. I kept going on about her sweet tooth and Wurm-Factory, that I forgot she is meant to do stuff like that.

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16108234

>>16108213
>>16108223
Fox sign.

>> No.16108235

>all these people who would dress up as girls
I always knew the thread was full of faggots but this is just ridiculous.

>> No.16108236

>>16108226
Only for my wife. All foxes are sluts that attack any man in range.

>> No.16108237

>>16108204
In "burning edge" Kenneth is shown to take on a bandit group singlehanded

In scale bound the MC can go 1V1 with a minotaur and not long after that fight a woman who's strength has been boosted by dragons

Selene is self explanatory and her servant lily is no slouch either

>> No.16108239

>>16108191
>Dynasty warrior tier
>sword
>magical sex being
Oh god, it's Zero, minus the foul mouth.

>> No.16108240

>>16108236
That's Youko.

>> No.16108243

>>16108236
>Tanuki propoganda

>> No.16108245

>>16108232
Your Lilim deserves some spankings. How old is she anyway? From that drawing she looks pretty young. Or is that just another trick?

>> No.16108246

>>16108237
Scale Bound?

>> No.16108251

>>16108245
Anon, all girls look young as a chibi/sd. Even strong Jinko.
In my shitty setting she is at least older than 300.

>> No.16108253

>>16108235
Please do not bully the Alps.

>> No.16108255

>>16108253
Bully dorks instead.

>> No.16108258
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16108258

>>16108255
Why not bully dorky Alps?

>> No.16108259

>>16108246
Have you not heard of it? it's Beast's other story.

>> No.16108261

>>16108258
Too much bullying potential.

>> No.16108264

>>16108235
You look like a fun person anon. I bet you only do the missionary with your waifu.

>> No.16108266

>>16108259
No. I have not. Summary?

>> No.16108267

>>16108251
Some of them look a bit more mature in your drawings.

Also, that's pretty old for a girl that likes to do bad things. I guess she is more of a trickster than a corrupter, huh?

>> No.16108268
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16108268

>>16108225
>Kitsune-tamoton
>Ears and tails manifest themselves of MGE oriented sexytimes "fire"
>Head crest resembles a foxes head with a blue jewel in the center
>Lightly armored, but wields a heavy magitek Naginata because that shit's rad
>Can still maintain balance despite super busty and having no proper feet
Brainstorming Automaton variants is fun.

>> No.16108271

>>16108264
We get it, you enjoy taking it up the butt.

>> No.16108274
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16108274

>>16108261
I want to bully a Living Doll by sneaking up on her and hotgluing her.

>> No.16108276

>>16108274
I want to bully a Living Doll by tackling her down on the bed and stealing her arms and legs!

>> No.16108278

>>16108235
>They would wear dresses while going balls deep into Succubus pussy!
>They must be gay!
Whatever you say, Anon.

>> No.16108286

>>16108235
Femdom is on the faggotry spectrum.

>> No.16108288

>>16108267
More or less.
She also prefers bright green demon realms, or whatever their names are, over others since it doesn't overwrite the local nature or its beauty, allowing her to enjoy her travels instead of looking at the same crap as the back of her mother's castle.

>> No.16108289

>>16108268
That's a cute automaton image.

>> No.16108290

>>16108276
I want to steal her hand and masturbate furiously with it!

>> No.16108295

>>16108290
eeew anon, I bet she'd be able to feel it too!

>> No.16108296

>>16108286
I like femdom but the crossdressing shit and Alpfaggotry is repulsive, like these faggots for example:
>>16108253
>>16108258
>>16108264
>>16108278

>> No.16108299

>>16108266
Knight captain guy (cant remember name) Fights a "Scalebound" a human woman that's got a connection to dragons

Now the dragon ruled kingdom she belongs to wants an alliance with the humans, and are planning a goodwill fighting exhibition between them

>> No.16108301

>>16108286
(You)

>> No.16108302

>>16108286
Oh, it's you. It isn't the weekend yet, what are you doing?

>> No.16108303

>>16108288
Oh, she is kinda like mine then. What's her name again?

>> No.16108307

>>16108299
>scalebound
So like Drakengard's pact shindig?
I could get interested.

>> No.16108309

>>16108303
What's yours like?
>her name
Lani.

>> No.16108314

>>16108307
Nah, nothing like that.
If i remember right she gains strength and magic, I need to re read it and play drakengaurd agian

>> No.16108324

>>16108307
>Drakengard
Is that the one with the mute muderhobo in the first game and the whiny twat in the second?

>> No.16108327

>>16108314
So like Drakengard. The pact allows the MC of it to kill armies on his own and do some more magic.

>> No.16108331

>>16108309
Oh, right. I find it hard to catch all the lilims. It wasn't that hard talking about her now, right?

About mine? Well her main targets for corruption are poor human villages. She, along with her Ryu friend, transforms the place in a green realm by using corrupted rain. I talked about her a few threads ago.

>> No.16108340

>>16108324
Yes.
Awesome mute murderhobo with dragon waifu in the 1st, annoying gary stu twat in the second who gets his ass handed to him by the MC from the last game, and a bloodthirsty, foulmouthed, sex hungry woman who really wants to kill her sisters in the third.
Then there's Nier, which has a father(or brother if you go by the Jap ver with the Raiden lookalike) trying to save his daughter with a boLoBgloriously voiced by LoB.

>> No.16108354

>>16108340
And we'll be having Automaton party soon.

>> No.16108357

>>16108331
She seems more into breathing life into wastes compared to mine, who wants to explore and enjoy nature or mysterious locations of interest.
She's more or less an explorer with a sweet tooth and a mischievous side to her. It's not all of her, but it's a basic summary, I guess.

>> No.16108362

>>16108354
Yes.

YES.


Y.E.S.

>> No.16108367

>>16108354
>>16108362
Except you have to murder them all.

>> No.16108373

>>16108367
And? They are just robots.

>> No.16108375

>>16108367
Dead Automatons are just regular fuckdolls, anon.

>> No.16108380

>>16108373
And you're just a meat robot.

>> No.16108389

>>16108380
Really makes you think...

>> No.16108399

>>16108380
Poor automatons.

>> No.16108406

>>16108052
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10248310/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Rebirth-of-Lescatie

>> No.16108425

Which species were made to become cock sleeves?

I vote monoeyes

>> No.16108428

>>16108425
Kikis or Kobolds. Or Alices.

>> No.16108431

>>16108425
Onis.

>> No.16108433

>>16108425
Weresheep.

>> No.16108441

>>16108425
Alices, familiars, dormice and Anubis.

>> No.16108443

>>16108431
Only lolis right?

>> No.16108445

>>16108443
Yes, cocksleeves have to be portable.

>> No.16108447

>>16108425
No girl should be made a cock sleeve. They should all be tenderly loved.

>> No.16108450

>>16108425
Fairies.
Any other answer is incorrect.

>> No.16108453
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16108453

Is your MG Barren,fertile or very fertile?

>> No.16108456

>>16108447
I disagree. Some girls were made to be used and left in the corner to wait for another round.

>> No.16108457

>>16108453
Fertile. Can't have too many Anubis puppies running around.

>> No.16108458
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16108458

>>16108443
YES
I like to store all my excess semen inside a loli Oni.

>> No.16108460

>>16108453
Fertile.

>> No.16108461

>>16108453
Fertile enough to just have one single daughteru.

>> No.16108464

>>16108456
No! That's mean!

>> No.16108465

>>16108453
Really hard to get pregnant.

>> No.16108466

>>16108453
Fertile, naturally.

>> No.16108470

>>16108464
Some girls are made to be fucked silly and left snoozing under the blankets until it's time to cuddle.

>> No.16108471

>>16108465
You just want an excuse to fuck her a bunch

>> No.16108472

>>16108464
It's not like you need to care for their feelings, they are just cum dumpsters after all.

>> No.16108473

>>16108425
>>16108456
What is wrong with you

>> No.16108483

>>16108472
Stop it. Be more like >>16108470

>> No.16108485

>>16108473
>Not wanting to abuse a girl for her body alone
>Not ignoring her as a person and using her as a masturbation tool

What is wrong with you?

>> No.16108488

>>16108471
Well, what can I do? I can't help stuffing my waifu so much that she blacks out.

>> No.16108493

>>16108483
It's not like I care about her feelings. I just enjoy pumping her full of cum and hugging and cuddling her warm body all day. She's just a combined onahole, plushtoy and friend to me.

>> No.16108496

>>16108485
My point still stands. What is wrong with you.

>> No.16108503

>>16108483
No, leaving her on the bed is a hassle and she might make it dirty. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be able to remove the cumstains with her tongue, so the only place she is sleeping is on the ground in the puddle of cum that's coming out of her.

>> No.16108506

>>16108503
You're worse than that one anon who wants to keep his kiki ina a cage.

>> No.16108513

>>16108503
>>16108493
But she'll be sad that you just use her. She'll cry and might run away. Why would you treat a poor girl like that?

>> No.16108515

Some days the fish are biting so hard that it's really difficult to resist the temptation to throw out a line yourself.

>> No.16108523

>>16108506
heard you talkin shit about me

>> No.16108524

>>16108513
She's too busy being cuddled and fed breakfast in bed to run away.

>> No.16108530

>>16108523
You're the shit itself.

>> No.16108531

>>16108506
>>16108523
There are two of us who want to keep a Kiki in a cage? neato.

>> No.16108534

>>16108513
Yeah right. It's not like she would be even able to think anymore after being used so many times by me, and even if she did, it's not like she would be able to walk after a session with me. And there is also the huge trail of cum that she would leave behind.

>>16108524
You mean shivering one the ground while licking the puddle of cum?

>> No.16108535

>>16108515
>I was just pretending

>> No.16108536

>>16108453
Fertile but not very much so, that way I can cum in her as much as I want but there is still the thrill from the possibility of getting her pregnant

>>16108496
Hey there is nothing wrong with me
She's enjoying herself
I'm enjoying myself
Everything is fine

If she starts getting emotionally attached to me I'll have to throw her on the streets and get a new cock sleeve but otherwise our relationship is perfectly healthy

>> No.16108540
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16108540

>tfw Automatons render Golems obsolete
They're like the Guntank to an Automatons Gundam.

>> No.16108541

>>16108535
I haven't thrown out any bait yet.
Yet.

>> No.16108549

A bullet in the head for each of you.

She would never do that.

>> No.16108556

Dragons and Jabberwocks have such big claws and immense strength. They might hurt their fragile lover.

>> No.16108557

>>16108540
>obsolete
Please. Golems are far more sturdy than Automatons and can take a hit without messing up any wires. They are also stronger, allowing them to be more fit for combat and heavy lifting.
Automatons would short circuit in water, most likely, and have to worry about rust or the possible brittle metals composing them shattering.

All in all, an Automaton just has a gun. Everything else is actually worse.

>> No.16108559

>>16108549
It's not like she has an option.

>> No.16108564

>>16108453
Standard MG fertility, i.e. pregnancy possible but it takes waaay more fucking than for humans.
I'd like kids, but I don't want so many that I can't dedicate the proper care to all of them. Plus, with it more infrequent each one is that much more special.

And like hell I'm using condoms.

>> No.16108567

>>16108556
Then they'd probably be in tears for harming their precious treasure.

>> No.16108568

>>16108556
Having my dragon waifu, who can destroy boulders with just a slap, slowly taking care of me with her claws would make me putty. I just love her so much.

>> No.16108569

This is why I'm glad they will never be real.

>> No.16108570
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16108570

>>16108556
Wurm-chan wouldn't hurt a fly!

>> No.16108575

>>16108557
>without messing up any wires
Automatons probably don't even have wires. Their internals are probably comprised of some Demonic Energy/Biomechanical hybrid material.
>Automatons would short circuit in water, most likely, and have to worry about rust or the possible brittle metals composing them shattering.
That's also very dumb considering the setting.
>All in all, an Automaton just has a gun. Everything else is actually worse.
The Automaton in the profile art has a gun, but you fail to account for the other members of the Automaton species and what armaments they're bound to have.

>> No.16108582

>>16108570
>image

Too cute for my heart.

>> No.16108587

>>16108575
So we are doing hypotheticals now?
A chain-sword, or any advanced melee weapon, is still applicable on a Golem, as are any ranged weapons. You could even fit more rockets and plasma canons on a Golem than an automaton.

>> No.16108590

>>16108557
You're wrong on a lot of things
Golems are more sturdy, require less maintenance and are more easily programmable but these are their only upsides compared to Automatons

I can't say one is better than the other but I'd take an Automaton over a Golem every day of the week even if it means risking her getting a yandere virus and chaining me up in the basement

>>16108564
Even the gentlest, most submissive MG wouldn't let her husband use condoms
I wouldn't be surprised if condom manufacturers were all branded as dangerous criminals in monster friendly countries

>> No.16108591

>>16108567
Dragonchan gets in an argument with her husband! In the heat of the moment she flails her arms and accidentally scratches her husband's face!

Imagine the suffering!

>> No.16108605

>>16108591
>Anon wakes up the next day to a handwritten letter
>Dragon-chan apologizes for her violence and has to leave the city for anon's safety
>The letter ends with a paragraph about how anon deserves a better girl than her

I'd hang myself

>> No.16108606

>>16108590
>only upside
Don't forget the lack of a weakness to water or electricity since I doubt Gremlins or ancient people had that in mind.
Also Golems come in more flavors than: steel, iron, titanium, and mithril.

>> No.16108608

>>16108591
Imagine her panicking and saying sorry over and over again, thinking that he might hate her now.

Fuck, I would get hurt by mine just to see this side of her. I know it's bad, but I wouldn't resist.

>>16108605
Depressed Anon and Depressed Dragon make a wonderful couple.

>> No.16108619

>>16108608
Watching their wedding would be like a suicide hotline in person.

>> No.16108627

>>16108619
>It's just them saying "You deserve someone better" over and over again

At least his dragon waifu gave him a good beating.

>> No.16108632

>>16108627
>Do you Anon take this Doragon to be your wonderful wife
>"No... She deserves someone better than me."
>Er... A-And do you, soon to be mrs doragon, take Anonymous to be your husband
>"I can't. I'm garbage. He deserves someone better than a peice of shit like me..."
>Priest looks at them both
>He takes a long sip from his flask

>> No.16108634

>>16108619
>that night is just them having sad faps in opposite corners of their room

>> No.16108636

>>16108627
Sex has to be miserable between them

>He tries to make her cum by pounding her hard
>She misunderstand and apologizes that her pussy is so bad he has to be rough to feel anything
>He gets confused and loses his boner
>She starts crying and gives him a desperation blowjob to get him hard again
>They go for a round 2 but he cums early
>Now he is the one crying

>> No.16108641

>>16108636
>Did you come inside?
>Yeah
>I'm sorry
>I'm sorry

>> No.16108644

>>16108632
Then they keep trying to comfort each other over and over again.

>>16108636
At least they are sad together

>> No.16108647

>>16108636
What happens if one of them takes a dominant role? And stops being a pussy?

>> No.16108650

>>16108644
>At least they are sad together
This hurts

>>16108647
Then everything is fixed but that would never happen

>> No.16108657
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16108657

Anubutt!

>> No.16108659

>>16108644
>You're not garbage. You're the greatest person I've ever met in my entire life
>You're just saying that to make me feel better. You don't actually mean anything you're saying
>But I do. You're funny. You're beautiful. You're absolutely perfect. I'm the one that's garbage
>No no. You're wonderful
>In comparison to you, I'm yesderday's trash. You're the mere embodiment of perfection and I'm just nothing
>You're not nothing. You're something. You're everything. I'm the one that's nothing
>You're not nothing
>Don't lie
>No, you're beautiful. You're the opposite of nothing. You're the one that's everything. You deserve someone better than me
>No, don't say that. You deserve someone better than me. I'm an ugly shadow in comparison to you. The opposite of you
>No you're not. You're beautiful. You're the opposite of me
>Yes, I am the opposite of you. You're handsome. I'm disgusting
>You're not disgusting. I'm disgusting
>"JESUS FUCK JUST FUCK ALREADY!"

>> No.16108663

>>16108659
>Eros dispatches the "Just Fuck Already" Cupid platoon.

>> No.16108669

>>16108663
I bet their depression can make the love arrows rot.

>> No.16108672

>>16108669
These ain't no greenhorn cupids, boy.
These are the ones reserved for pussyfooting the likes of which even the gods can't stand.

>> No.16108683

>>16108672
>Sending elite cupids to deal with depression duo

I guess it's the only way. For a dragon that's normally haughty and proud to feel depressed must mean that it's some hardcore shit.

>> No.16108694

>>16108672
>Send Cupids
>They become depressed as well
It's infectious.

>> No.16108704

>>16108657
>Those dead eyes
The Pharaoh forced her to do this right?

>>16108694
>Eros goes to them herself
>She gets depressed too
Nothing can stop this plague

>> No.16108708

>>16108694
It's clearly not. I (and most others here) yet remain positive.
If anything it would make them indignant.

>> No.16108710

>>16108704
Only Rance can save them now.

>> No.16108720

>>16108704
She came in abit sleepy for work. So Pharaoh makes her shake it for all the boy slaves.

>> No.16108726

>>16108704
Just separate them. If they are far away from each other for long periods of time the pain will start to build up, making them come together again. Sure, they will keep being a little sad, but at least they know that they need each other.

>"I'm sorry, but please stay by my side no matter how trash I am"
>"Please, Anon, this stupid Dragon can't live without you so would you be with me?"

Or something like that.

>> No.16108731

>>16108672
>Cupids flying aboard a troop carrier in the stratosphere
>"Alright ladies. This Op is critical, so pay attention."
>"Our targets is a human by the name of Anon Y Mous. Roughly X'X'' tall. Known for: sitting in his room and wallowing in despair and depression."
>A real bundle of joy, huh?
>"Keep your opinions to yourself corporal. He has recently begun a strange relationship with a Dragon by the name of [Insert Name Here]. These dimensions are probably fake so I'll skip over that. Known for: Listening to Linkin Park in her cave while bathing in depression
>A depressed Doragon? What's wrong with her?
>"Unknown. The braniacs upstairs think she may be going through an emo phase."
>A match made in heaven
>"ZIP IT, corporal."
>So what's the Op?
>"We're going to make a HALO Jump to their position; currently at his house alone with no parentals in sight. We'll drop about two blocks from their position and surround them. Three teams will be on the rooftops while two on the ground. We already have a girl on the ground who has closed off that entire area in a three block radius thanks to the local law enforcement."
>Do we just shoot when we get them in sight?
>"Due to the nature of things, it may take three simultaneous shots from all directions for it to work. There depression has generated some sort of I- Field, shielding them from traditional methods. Each team will each fire an arrow. We'll light them up like the forth of fucking Ju-Ly."
>And if that doesn't work?
>"If that doesn't work, then we retreat-"
>Retrea-
>"-to a safer distance. This air bus is equipped with the most potent love explosives; moonlight extract and the works. Courtesy of the eggheads. If all else fails, IF ALL ELSE FAILS, we carpet bomb that entire neighborhood in raw, concentrated Love."
>"ANY QUESTIONS?"
>NO MA'AM!
>"FIVE MINUTES. Let's turn that bedroom into a hormone scented hotbox!"

>> No.16108766

Is it possible to waifu a succubus?

>> No.16108767

>>16108766
As long as you have the love to do it.

>> No.16108768

>>16108766
Only if you are a cuck

>> No.16108770

>>16108768
That's mean. Obviously she wouldn't fuck other men.

>> No.16108781

>>16108766
In most settings yes, although you'd have a lot of creampies to give her

In others you'd die from rape and them sucking out everything out of you

>> No.16108785
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16108785

>>16108766
Yes.
>>16108768
Stop projecting your desire to get cucked on every monstergirl you can, faggot.

>> No.16108798

>>16108767
More like the stamina.

That's a lot of woman to satisfy, but it'll sure as hell be worth it

>> No.16108804

>>16108785
>every monstergirl
But I never did that. Succusluts only

>> No.16108811
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>>16108804
So you admit that you'd want your Succubus waifu to sleep around?

>> No.16108814

>>16108785
She has a very comfy sweater. I want to cuddle her.

>> No.16108817

>>16108811
>your Succubus waifu
Why would I have succubus waifu? I'm not a cuck

>> No.16108821

Don't reply to the faggot who wants other men to fuck his wife.

>> No.16108843
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>>16108821
Better yet, pay attention to cute demons.

>> No.16108845

Someone mentioned married automations "malfunction" quite frequently.

Her eyes turn red and she goes full rape mode?

>> No.16108846

>>16108766
I actually come to like succubus a lot.
They aren't "the best" at anything in terms of MGs. But they are nice and love you and can be used for more or less any fetish/taste you have.
I wouldn't have a problem if I got a succubus waifu.

>> No.16108853

>>16108843
>Lewd onee san demons with abs.

Yes

>> No.16108855
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>>16108843
And what if I don't want to? What if I want to hug a cute blue elf?

>> No.16108861
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16108861

I want to keep my onee-sama safe, and be rewarded with hugs and headpats!

I want her to protect me, too, so I have an excuse to pamper her.

>> No.16108862

>>16108845
I imagine that she's like a zombie, and is prone to falling apart from being pounded too hard

>> No.16108864

>>16108845
>Automaton is cleaning the house
>You're enjoying a book
>You suddenly hear her dropping stuff
>You run to check if she hasn't run out of energy
>She slowly turns her head 180 degrees
>Her eyes are bright red
>"Target acquired, engaging combat."

That day, anon's screams could be heard from a 1 mile radius

>> No.16108867

>>16108861
Does she ever tie you up? Non-sexually of course.

>> No.16108878

Page 3 - Introduction
Page 4 - Table of Contents
Page 6 - Material. Basic Knowledge about Demons
Page 8 - 101. Demon
Page 10 - 102. Devil
Page 12 - Material. Magus Army and Exteremist.
Page 14 - 103. Kobold
Page 16 - 104. Troll
Page 18 - 105. Liliraune
Page 20 - 106. Barometz
Page 22 - 107. Tentacle
Page 24 - 108. Soldier Beetle
Page 26 - 109. Mothman
Page 28 - 110. Titania
Page 30 - Material. The Land of Fire and Demons
Page 32 - 111. Lava Golem
Page 34 - 112. Hell Hound
Page 36 - 113. Chimaera
Page 38 - 114. Manticore
Page 40 - 115. Basilisk
Page 42 - 116. Thunder Bird
Page 44 - 117. Griffon
Page 46 - 118. Sandworm
Page 48 - 119. Pharaoh
Page 50 - 120. Apophis
Page 52 - 121. Khepri
Page 54 - Material. Lost Kingdoms of the Desert
Page 56 - 122. Vamp Mosquito
Page 58 - 123. Mucus Toad
Page 60 - 124. Cancer
Page 62 - 125. Flowkelp
Page 64 - 126. Kraken
Page 66 - 127. Yeti
Page 68 - 128. Selkie
Page 70 - 129. White Horn
Page 72 - 130. Glacies
Page 74 - 131. Ice Queen
Page 76 - Material. Land of Ice Monsters
Page 78 - 132. Kikimora
Page 80 - 133. Dark Mage
Page 82 - 134. Arch Imp
Page 84 - 135. Familiar
Page 86 - 136. Bicorn
Page 88 - 137. Gazer
Page 90 - 138. Parasite Slime & Slime Carrier
Page 92 - 139. Satyr
Page 94 - Material. Goddess of Alcohol and her Followers
Page 96 - 140. Gandharva
Page 98 - 141. Apsara
Page 100 - 142. Houri
Page 102 - 143. Cupid
Page 104 - Material Goddess of Love and her Followers
Page 106 - 144. Valkyrie
Page 108 - 145. Dark Valkyrie
Page 110 - 146. Dhampir
Page 112 - 147. Lich
Page 114 - 148. Wight

>> No.16108882

>>16108878
Uhuh

>> No.16108884

>>16108878
a story for the ages

>> No.16108887

>>16108843
Leaked version when?

>> No.16108889

>>16108867
When I'm a moron and I deserve it, or she is playing a prank, yeah.

I don't like being tied up but that just adds to the fun for her.

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>>16108213
She wants to ROCK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY&t=1m18s

>> No.16108923

>>16108878
>Page 12 - Material. Magus Army and Exteremist.
Love myself some extremists, human women are for corrupting

>Page 30 - Material. The Land of Fire and Demons
Nice to see that all the fire type girls have an actual place to live in rather than vague mentions of volcanoes

>Page 54 - Material. Lost Kingdoms of the Desert
I don't have much hope in KC on this, I already have a strong vision of the desert I think a lot of anons share my opinion on this

>Page 94 - Material. Goddess of Alcohol and her Followers
2 pages on Bacchus yet only 1 of her followers
This reminds me when Satyros was released and a lot of people were talking about possible Bacchus follower species

Thanks for taking the time to translate all of this and typing it out

>> No.16108925

>>16108922
>ywn be chased by singing thicc harpies

>> No.16108930
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16108930

What beautiful eyes you have

>> No.16108933
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16108933

>>16108922
Reminder that playing instruments might attract monster girls.

>> No.16108946

>>16108930
Is there any possibility I will NOT get raped?
She has beautiful eyes too.

>> No.16108949

>>16108946
It's not rape, it's just love making.

>> No.16108963

>>16108845
What if when her husband gets even a tiny bit hurt she goes full kill mode like the Iron Giant?

>> No.16108975

>>16108949
Does that mean I have to marry her?

>> No.16108980

>>16108975
Do you want to marry her? If yes then you do it. If not then you go on numerious dates.

>> No.16108986
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16108986

I want to x a y!

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>>16108878
I wasn't the one who posted this on 4chan, but I am the user from MGR who is posting the machine translated table of contents. As proof here's Something that I'm not allowed to post over there. I'd leak more then that one photo and words, but taking good pics of the pages is near impossible without like 9 Photos because text is small and book is glossy. I got about an hour to chat with you guys if you want

>> No.16108991

>>16108930
I'll admit it, I'm a weak man
If I was thrown into MGE, I'd have an hard time resisting even the most basic monsters like slimes and succubi but I'd still resist them in the quest to find my waifu
A blind snake on the other hand would make me completely submit to her and give up on my waifu

Call me a slut if you want but I just can't resist her cute claws, her glowing groin, her shiny eyes, etc...

>> No.16108993

>>16108989
Second page of contents when?

>> No.16109000

>>16108993
Probably late Night, or tomorrow.

>> No.16109001

>>16108989
Thanks for posting this stuff.

>> No.16109011

>>16108980
>Be in a cycle of "no we're not married and I don't care this is our 75th date"
It could be kinda fun to be in a permanent girlfriend-boyfriend relationship.

>> No.16109013

>>16109001
No problem, I'll try to post what ever I can within MGR's rules when I can.

>> No.16109019

>>16108991
Anon, we're all sluts here.
But to be honest I wouldn't have that big of a problem if a succubi "claimed" me by the start of my waifu quest.

>> No.16109025

>>16108991
Who is your waifu?

>> No.16109028

>>16108989
>want to sex with you
>give you to me
Spoopy

>> No.16109030

>>16108991

I have a spectrum. On one of the far ends I have what I consider "untouchables", things I wouldn't even want to fuck (very small list), then in the middle I have things I don't feel terribly strongly about. Then as the list goes further in the opposite direction, there are girls that I really like (ghouls, cheshires, hellhounds etc) and I'd probably consider myself lucky to be able to "settle" for them, realistically. On the furthest point of that end is the waifu.

>> No.16109031

>>16109013
I bet some people have questions for you, but the thread seems kinda quiet now.

So, how is your day going?

>> No.16109035

>>16109030
I like my waifu a lot, so most species I just see as normal. However, if an assertive, strong girl came for me I would probably give up.
God forbids if this girl is a wolf.

>> No.16109037

>>16109031
I'm doing quite great. I'll be back on later, so I'll try to answer some questions I miss when I do.

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16109040

>>16108989
>That broken engrish
So cute

This might be a lot to ask for, but could you look at the mindflayer page from the book and this one side by side to see if he added/changed anything?
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/mindflayer/page.shtml

Other than that most of my questions will be answered when you post the other half of the contents

Have a Christmas Houri for your efforts

>> No.16109053

>>16109035

Everything about wolves is great. I've grown up with dogs since I was a child, they're a huge part of my life. But kobolds just don't do it for me. With wolves, you get a lot of typical canid aspects (loyal, overprotective etc) but at the same time they're more primal and bestial. And that's exciting.

>> No.16109060

If I'm being honest. I really don't think I could bring myself to have sex with waifu. Well maybe not as soon as I'd expect. Because I'd prefer to just spend time with her. Sex just seem abit boring compared to other things I can be doing with her. On top of that, I'm pretty sure me and a lot of anons here would have no idea what to do during sex. We have exactly experienced it first hand (well most of us).

It might just be a cocktail of autism and being a beta faggot.

>> No.16109061

>>16109053
Yeah. Kobolds are just too nice for me, but wolves are just something out of this world. The overprotectiveness, strength, speed, the raw bestial sex like you said and there is also that fluffy fur. My waifu is going to kill me.

>> No.16109063

>>16109040
I can't read Japanese but still it looks like there's already a bit more text in book.

>> No.16109069

>>16109025
It's too shameful to say in this context

>>16109030
I have pretty much the same thing except that there is a huge power gap between girls I love and my waifu who reigns supreme in my heart

Although one of the unreleased MGE2 girls was on the same tier as my waifu for quite a while until I manned up and decided to remain faithful, I'll probably become a bigamous degenerate
Are there any girls that have made it up to your waifu's level?

>> No.16109071

>>16108989
>that chibi Kiki and Shoggoth
I want to see this back page scanned just so I can screenshot those cute little things.

>> No.16109075

>>16109069

>Are there any girls that have made it up to your waifu's level?

Just one, but neither she nor my waifu are MGE. As far as MGE though, Inari are at the absolute top for me.

>> No.16109076

>>16109069
>I'll probably become a bigamous degenerate if her profile is as great as her design

>>16109060
Anon please, sex is the best way to show love to your waifu and it doesn't have to take the whole day
Just do it one hour a day and she'll be pleased

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16109077

>>16108922
>Chirp! Chirp!

>> No.16109081

>>16108989
My heart...

>> No.16109087

>>16109063
Thanks anon, much appreciated

I knew he'd do something to her profile after all the explaining he had to do when he first released her

>> No.16109092

>>16109069
My waifu pretty much fits an existing profile. So, as far as MGE goes, I have no problems superimposing my waifu on the setting.
Cosplay-tier wins again.

>> No.16109099

>>16109069
It's a really weird feeling. I want to remain faithful to my waifu, but there are two girls that if they came to me I have no idea what I would do. It's why I like to imagine my waifu being over protective of me if they get in sight. I start thinking how cute it would be and my love goes straight to her.

Fight hard, Anon. Your waifu loves you.

>> No.16109101

>>16109040
>houri
>xmas
Isn't it pretty haram?

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16109107

>>16108989
Make love to master.

>> No.16109111

>>16109076
>an hour a day

I don't think I'll be able to keep up with that

>> No.16109113

>>16109111
Fuse your waifu with a weresheep.

>> No.16109120

>>16109111
Do it 3 to 4 times and you should be good.

>> No.16109121
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16109121

Before I go for now, Here's the back cover slip. See you guys in a few hours and tomorrow.

>> No.16109124

>>16109121
Bye bye, I hope monster girls get you.

>> No.16109129
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16109129

>>16109113
Just another day on a Monster Girl farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfOEEVxBmgk

>> No.16109130

>>16109107
>No maid monstergirls to cuddle and forget your troubles with.
>You'll never feel the downy softness of a Kikimora or the cool slimy embrace of a Shoggoth.
>You'll never feel the honest affection of an Elf or the sisterly love of a Demon.
>You'll never feel the calming touch of a Weresheep or the warm fluffiness of a Yeti.
>You'll never feel the firm strength of a Dragon or the gentle grace of a Ryu.
>You'll never feel all of them at once because your maids love you.
Fuck.

>> No.16109133

>>16109075
>>16109092
>Waifu not from MGE
Maintaining a stable relationship with a waifu you had no say about sounds hard
I strongly believe a waifu needs a fine balance of predefined traits you may or may not like and traits you came up with
MGE is nearly perfect on that aspect

Anyways make your waifus proud

>>16109099
We'll be fighting this war together, if I fall on the battlefield just leave me behind and remember that your waifu is waiting for you back home

>> No.16109144

>>16109129
>You'll never be hired by a Tanuki Farmer to be a farmhand.
>You'll never learn too late that that means being a breeding stud for all the girls on the farm, including the Werewolf guard dogs and the Tanuki Farmer herself.
>You'll never spend all day six days a week balls deep in Minotaurs, Holstaurs, Weresheep, Alraune, Honeybees, Liliraune, Barometzes, Werewolves and the freckled Tanuki farmer.
>On the upside though, the cuddles are amazing, you get paid in food and housing, and they're all cute.

>> No.16109148

>>16109133
None of us are going to be falling Anon. We are getting to our girls with our head up.

So, who is your waifu's rival? Mine is Hellhound and Griffon.

>> No.16109150

>>16109144
Aside from having to fuck Alraunes, Liliranunes and Barometzes that sounds pretty swell.

>> No.16109151

>>16109133
>Maintaining a stable relationship with a waifu you had no say about sounds hard
It's pretty easy, you meet a character and you find yourself caught up in them; you were fated for each other. It makes more sense to me than hand-crafting your waifu.
She does become a bit "detached" from the source, I can say that much. Her as my waifu is a bit different from the "her" of the source material.

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>>16109144
>Alright boy, time for you to milk the Minotaurs, wear this.
>I-It's just a bright-red bodysuit!
>That's the idea boyim. Now go make them happy, they're all pent up and in heat, haven't done the deed in months, good luck.

>> No.16109155

>>16109150
>Barometzes
>implying they're a negative

>> No.16109156

>>16109150
What's wrong with stimulating nectar out of plantgirls anon?

>> No.16109161

>>16109154
Just give the Tanuki a Dixie accent and you've basically got it.

>> No.16109162

>>16109155
They're all sticky and I don't have to want to spend an hour getting their jelly out of my clothes.

>>16109156
I don't like the plant girls.

>> No.16109168

>>16109162
>getting their jelly out of my clothes

That's why you go in naked.

>> No.16109174

>>16109168
I'm not walking around the farm naked just to prevent that from happening.

I'm very sure the Tanuki would be able to find a replacement for those three.

>> No.16109178

>>16109144
Best job ever.

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>>16109161
>You done with the Minos? Alright, now put on this here blindfold before you go into the Cockatrice shed, them eggs sell for a lot to cityfolk.
>Don't let 'em take it off ya hear? Especially that alpha, she's a wily one I can tell ya. She'll do anything to try and get you to remove it. She loves to break in the new farmhands. Or have them break her in, I forget which.

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>>16109107
I want a lactating Kiki.

>> No.16109188

>>16109148
>Hellhound and Griffon
Now I understand why your waifu has to be overprotective

KC literally can't mess up the Griffon profile unless he purposely does so, you better prepare yourself for the day when it is released/translated

My waifu's rival is Atlach-Nacha, KC could still mess up her profile so I might have a chance after all

>>16109151
What you said pretty much describes what happened to me after reading my waifu's profile

Altering a fully developed character to suit you better and creating a character off of a profile might result in the same type of waifu after all

I thought that with you as a person changing and her character being pretty much set in stone from her source material there would come the inevitable day where you and her would have to part ways

>> No.16109189

>>16109182
Is it possible to put stockings on a Kikimora? Is it alway possible they're a small size so they pinch her thighs?

>> No.16109191

>>16109144
Reminder if you see an Alraune getting molested by Honeybees for her nectar, go join them.

That way the nectar will be even more sweet and potent.

>> No.16109195

>>16109179
What do I need to do to work there? It sounds amazing.

>> No.16109201

>>16109188
Well, even with an existing character, there's plenty of gaps to fill. But it's true that our two cases probably aren't too different.
That said, honestly my tastes haven't changed much over time. If anything I've gone more vanilla.

>> No.16109202

>>16109195
It's literally any man who walks through the gates, but they have to survive the 1 week trial period. Most don't, they limp out of the farm in crutches and in a pelvis cast.

The farm life isn't easy Anon.

>> No.16109203

>>16108989
That chibi Kiki and Shog are absolutely adorable.
Keep up the good work

>> No.16109206

>>16109101
Is there Christmas in MGE?

>> No.16109211

>>16109206
It's obligatory that every fantasy setting has, if not Christmas itself, some obvious stand-in like the "Winter Festival" or something equally obviously the same thing.

>> No.16109214

>>16109206
Yes, it's when all the Christmas Cakes get opened.

>> No.16109215

>>16109195
Accept the job opening. But be ready to enter a world of constant lewdness.

>> No.16109216

>>16109206
Obviously not.

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16109220

>>16109206
A Monstergirl world without cute santa outfits would be unpleasant, eh?

>> No.16109222

Wurms with hang-gliders.

>> No.16109223

>>16109211
It'd make sense considering Japan sees it as a "romantic holiday".
>>16109214
Sounds great.
>>16109216
Why?
>>16109220
But would there be a Monster Girl Santa?

>> No.16109226

>>16109220
I wonder what Whitehorn-san will bring me for Christmas?

>> No.16109229

>>16109214
>come home on dec 25 to find a 300 year old wight wrapped in strategically placed ribbons
Christmas in monster girl land sure sounds better.

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>>16109220
I want to get drunk off Eggnog with Miia

>> No.16109233

>>16109179
Don't forget that after a long day "tending" to the various girls around the farm that Tanuki is gonna want you to warm her bed for the night. Do you think you can handle a toned Tanuki with firm abs, soft tits and a plump ass?

>>16109191
>Walking around the farm on one of your rare breaks.
>Find a group of Honeybees beckoning to you while holding a blushing Alraune's legs open so you can see her dripping pussy.
Such is life on a monstergirl farm.

>> No.16109237

>>16109226
Could be something simple like weresheep wool sweaters. They're comfy and helps your sleep too.

>> No.16109238

>>16109229
I would hate to be the poor guy that doesn't get anything and has to spend his Christmas alone.

>> No.16109239

>>16109188
>Nacha
I'm interested in what your waifu is, but it's better for her to pray that the little spider loses.

In my case, the Griffon being able to give normal and wing hugs, tail wraps and leglocks removed the advantage my waifu had over the hellhound. Plus, I believe they are haughty and proud which is just like her. She also has that feather fluff which gives her crazy bonus points along with her ahoge and that delicious underboob. I know it's just the one in the profile but goddammit.
Hellhounds are really dominant, and me being a huge switch instantly makes me a slut for them. Just thinking about one making me lick her body after she is all hot is just way too much. That delicious dark skin and wild fur makes me melt.

Help me Anon, I want to be only with my waifu. How do I stop being a slut?

>> No.16109242

>>16109233
You'll be dead tired, but luckily she'll take charge, riding you cowgirl into the night.

>> No.16109243

>>16109238
A monster girl would fall from your fireplace if you are lonely. Or she would come from the window.

>> No.16109244

>>16109238
He gets a visit from a special someone.

>> No.16109250

>>16109242
It'd be worth it to see her cute smile on her freckled face in the morning.
Especially when she starts teasing you while you help her tie her hair into pigtails.

>> No.16109253
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>>16109238
December 25 may be Christmas to some, but Yetis celebrate Loners day where they hunt down people celebrating Christmas alone and cuddle with them

>> No.16109256

>>16109250
She'll make you breakfast, lots of it, going to need your strength for the day ahead and she knows how to cook.

>> No.16109258

>>16109243
That's some wishful thinking, anon.

>>16109244
Who would that be?

>> No.16109261
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16109261

>>16109232
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

>> No.16109263
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16109263

>>16109238
Sounds just like Christmas for me last year and most likely again this year.

>> No.16109266

>>16109258
>Who would that be?

Just a jolly Elf who jiggles like a bowl full of jelly.

It's not her belly though.

>> No.16109267

>>16109263
anybody got the summer one to go with these I got the other three now

>> No.16109271

>>16109077
Those tiny legs! how can she possibly stand on those!

>> No.16109274

>>16109263
That Yuki killed him!

>> No.16109279

>>16109258
Christmas is a day of miracles. It's better to say goodbye to your window now.

>> No.16109280

>>16109239
You're going to be tempted anon. Pretty much anyone who's had a waifu for an appreciable amount of time will be, and I'm inclined to think anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar.
But one of the things that sets a waifu apart from everyone else is the test of time. Is the competition going to hold as much importance in a month's time? A year?

Do you really think you could connect with them beyond the honeymoon, so to speak?

>> No.16109284

>>16109256
All her sisters mocked her for learning how to cook and for being into physical labor instead of financial manipulation. They're not laughing now that she's the owner of a massively profitable farm!
If you think your usual schedule is packed, wait until a holiday when the whole farm gathers together to lovingly gangbang you.

>> No.16109285

>Work 16 hour shift yesterday
>Was supposed to get out early today but had to stay longer than normal again
>Don't feel all that mad

I wonder how a monster girl would handle a workaholic husband.

>> No.16109288
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16109288

>>16109189
Try one of the arachne shops around town. They are bound to have everything and anything you ask for. Just make sure to always insist on paying for whatever you buy.

>> No.16109290

>>16109239
The Griffon is such a scary opponent, those delicious underboobs definitely don't help either

>How do I stop being a slut?
You don't, you just keep yourself in check
Having impure thoughts and fantasies is normal and nearly impossible to avoid, what you can do is not take those a step further

Where I put my limit is masturbation, I avoid as much as possible fapping to anything other than my waifu and if I do fail at this then I punish myself

Also try to spend time with your waifu where you do nothing but think or daydream about her, maybe even speak to her
I personally do one mandatory hour/day + whenever I feel like it

>> No.16109291

>>16109267
>three
He did fall?

>> No.16109294

>>16109285
She'd welcome him home with a nutritious and revitalizing dinner and then drag him up to the bedroom to spend the rest of the night fucking like rabbits in heat while talking about their days.

>> No.16109296

>>16109285
>you should stay home!
>Hey stay home im cold today and its snowing out.
>Please stay home!
>.......
>I WILL MAKE YOU STAY.

>> No.16109299

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59960384
Creepy crawly robutt girls.

>> No.16109304

>>16109280
>>16109290
It was just a wave of lust and it already passed. That basically shows what it actually is.
For my waifu I feel a lot of things, but for the other girls I just find them hot. That's all there is to it and it's not enough to make me cheat on her.
All my waifu has to do is keep my lust in check and I'm all hers.

I love my waifu lots and I'm sure you guys can withstand the lust too. Fight hard, waifus and Anons.

>> No.16109307

>>16109294
That would be nice, although it would be very late and he'd need to go to bed quickly for the next day.

>>16109296
>But I gotta work!

>> No.16109311

>>16109239
Embrace your slutty need for dominant dogs.

>> No.16109313

>>16109223
>Why?
Because there is no christianity in MGE world?

>> No.16109315

>>16109285
>Going out for work
>Basilisk waifu uses her eyes on me
>Now paralyzed and at her mercy

How am I going to explain this to my boss?

>> No.16109317

>>16109296
I want to beg my Anubis wife to stay home.

>> No.16109319

>>16109313
Winter festivals are still a thing though.

>> No.16109324

>>16109311
They already lost.

>> No.16109325

>>16109274
She knows what she did, but the yeti hugs cannot melt her ice

>> No.16109327

>>16109315
>Boss asks why you didn't show up for work
>"Monster girl"
Really, all you need to do.
Hell, boss probably didn't show up either for the same reason.

>> No.16109328

>>16109315
Rapeday

>> No.16109334

>>16109325
>yeti hugs
>cannot melt

They melt my heart that's for sure.

>> No.16109369

>>16109317
I want to wake up to an Anubis pulling her skirt up over her fat ass. I want to beg her to come back to bed and rub my face with her paws.

>> No.16109372

>>16109369
I want to see a fat-assed anubis lament her failing figure!

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16109375

>>16109369
The lack of plump Anubis butts is appalling.

>> No.16109382

>>16109375
The lack of it is an insult to her butt. It must be worshipped.

>> No.16109421
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16109421

They say if you spy the sky at midnight on a full moon, you might just catch a magical Kiki soaring through the nightsky on her broom.

>> No.16109424

Little monsters with shapely rears are for maledom and anal

>> No.16109426

>>16109424
Correct!

>> No.16109432

>>16109424
Indeed.
They're also perfectly viable for facesitting.

>> No.16109436

>>16109424
They are for making chubby and haughty!

>> No.16109441
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16109441

That's the 19th photocopier you set on fire! You won't get away with this!

>> No.16109452

>>16109436
Fatfags stay go

>> No.16109459

>>16109452
Thanks mr. skeltal

>> No.16109465

>>16109452
No need to be like this anon.

>>16109441
Oh but she will. And she won't stop photocopying pictures of her cat ass and placing them in everyone's inbox.

>> No.16109468

>>16109424
I agree. But what is the most usable little monster?

>> No.16109472

>>16109441
The things she does for love.

>> No.16109477

>>16109441
Gonna lit my dick on fire and put it inside that cheshire.

>> No.16109479

>>16109432
Great taste.

>> No.16109480

>>16109468
familiar

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>>16109188

>Altering a fully developed character to suit you better and creating a character off of a profile might result in the same type of waifu after all

For me, there's really nothing complex about it. I just found myself smitten with everything about her. I'd do everything I could to gain her approval, but who knows. I might need to make her love me.

>> No.16109489
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16109489

>When you see a picture and think of doing whats in it

God I could use a nap.

An eternal one.

>> No.16109503

>>16109489
Yeah. I see the image of a jabberwock holding some anon in bed all the time.

It's like pain but on the inside.

>> No.16109513
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16109513

>I am ready for you master.

>> No.16109514

>>16109489
It hurts not having her here by my side. I wonder what's she doing.

>> No.16109518

>>16109513
Hm. You know. I know some anons out there have different tastes. And they like different girls. Some anons like Shoggoths. Which some other anons might consider a bit weird. I know that when it comes to monster girls. Really the only line that is drawn, is furries.

But there's a whole new line now.

>> No.16109537

>>16109518
It's the brand new "I'm joining the Order" tier.

>> No.16109538

>>16109513
You might want to do some QC here.

>> No.16109541

>>16109513
well that's a 10 pound pile of nope in a 5 pound bag

>> No.16109553

>>16109468
>usable
That's not very nice, it's lovemaking and you should cuddle afterwards.

Fox is a shy and submissive type that should be gently taught, and likes to go slow and sensual, I imagine.
Anubis will protest at first but shamefully climax numerous times, because they're buttsluts.
Hellhound should be teased and edged, before you pound her top down bottom up until she ahegaos.
Lich for kuudere sex, you can tell she came only from a quiet grunt and some twitching.
Jabberwock so you can bend her over and flip the turboslut switch.

>> No.16109562

>>16109553
>Fox
Careful, that's the kind of attitude that gets you raped by a Youko.

>> No.16109569

>>16109325
Yeti hugs can't melt Yuki ice, wake up sheeple.

>> No.16109571

>>16109562
Just as planned then.

>> No.16109582

>>16109482
FAT FOX!

>> No.16109586

>>16107649
Name of the anime?
I've been too busy with Jojo to catch up with anything else, and aggressive star-pupils with questionable consent on the dude's part is my thing..

MonMusume OVA is out by the way, if anyone wants to check it out. It's really more of the same.

>> No.16109592

>>16109562
Only dick good girls.

>> No.16109595

>>16109586
No subs yet though.

>> No.16109601
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16109601

>>16109582
Fat foxes, you say?

>> No.16109607
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>>16109582
Not fat!

>> No.16109608

>>16109595

Actually, there are subs now for the OVA. Check around.

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16109615

>>16109291
yeah

>> No.16109616
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16109616

>>16109607
I want to drizzle chocolate on a chubby fox's curves and lick it off.

>> No.16109617

>>16109601
Fondling fatty foxes!

>> No.16109621
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16109621

>>16109607

My Ran-sama is perfect, regardless of her size.

>> No.16109622

>>16109601
>>16109607
FATTIES! I hate them so much! I'm going to spank all of them!

>> No.16109623

>>16109616
fat fox fondue

>> No.16109625
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16109625

Take a break from posting and have a drink.

>> No.16109628

>>16109625
I thought we were out of milk?

>> No.16109629

>>16109625
Dorafs make me want a race of shortstack holsts so very, very much.

>> No.16109634
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16109634

>>16109621
Amen.

>> No.16109635

>>16109625
Would she be offended if I opted to forgo that drink for one from the tap?

>> No.16109637

>>16109616
This amount is perfect for pounding.

>> No.16109642
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16109642

>>16109637
Get searching, anon. there's plenty of chubby foxes out there for you.

>> No.16109647
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16109647

>>16109642
I normally dislike fat, but on certain monster it just makes them more rapeable

>> No.16109650

>>16109642
Gonna make kits with those foxes

>> No.16109652
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16109652

Thick wolfus?

>> No.16109657

>>16109652
A pack of them.

>> No.16109660

>>16109652
The thickest.

>> No.16109668
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16109668

>>16109647
I think that's the only pic of her I don't care for. Looks more fat than curvy just because she's so bottom-heavy.
>>16109650
Get on it, anon. The other guys are already ahead of you.

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>>16109586
It's actually not an anime, it's literally chinese cartoon
Aishen Qiaokeli-ing

>> No.16109671

>>16109625
Did she make her own milk?

>> No.16109678

>>16109668
All the thick foxes.
And Wolfus
And nyans

>> No.16109679

>>16109668
I really wish that artist didn't have 95% of his pictures as paizuri.
Such a waste.

>> No.16109682

>>16109668
Sluts! All of them! Do you have the name of the artist?

>> No.16109689
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16109689

Is this the big hour?

>> No.16109695

>>16109689
Yep, fat is free now.

>> No.16109701

Lolis > whales

>> No.16109704

>>16109701
How about little whales?

>> No.16109705

>>16109689
Gonna fondle the dragon.

>>16109701
Why not both?
Pudgy lolis are a wonderful thing

>> No.16109708

>>16109701
Baphomet detected.

>> No.16109709

>>16109701
2x4 > loli

>> No.16109711 [SPOILER] 
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16109711

>>16109679
I fail to see the problem, sir.

>> No.16109713

>>16109711
Because they're all the same shit.

>> No.16109716
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16109716

Hellhounds are perfect

>> No.16109718

>>16109716
I want to cuddle a Hellhound!

>> No.16109722
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16109722

>>16109718
I want to be the little spoon of a hellhound!

>> No.16109739

>>16109722
Well great, now I want to make a Hellhound blush.
I wanna nuzzle her nose with my nose!

>> No.16109743
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16109743

>>16109722
i want to be hunted down by a hellhound!
i want to get up on my tippy toes and smooch her!
and i especially want to hold her paw and walk with her outside in the middle of winter in a shirt and jeans cause i know she'll always keep me warm and cozy!

>> No.16109747

>>16109743
Can anyone translate that moon? I'm really curious what she's saying.

>> No.16109748
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16109748

Milk?

>> No.16109749

>>16109748
No thanks.

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>>16109748
Yes, please! Preferably served in a fluffy sweater.

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16109755

I want to draw funny faces on my onee-san'd carapace while she sleeps

>> No.16109758

>>16109743
I want a Hellhound to hunt me down only to let me get away so she can track me down to my house!
I want her to sneak inside and wake me up by pinning me to my bed before assaulting me with a storm of kisses and affection!
I want her to milk me dry and then cuddle me afterwards!
I want to go to school with her and hear her triumphantly declare me her boyfriend!

>> No.16109761

>>16109755
Dude, draw a dick on it.

>> No.16109765

>>16109755
Anon, that's just asking for her to rape you in retaliation!
She might even take advantage of her book lung to keep sucking until you pass out!

>> No.16109772

>>16109761
I don't want to be TOO mean, now, anon.

>>16109765
Oh please, she pranks me enough as it is. You make it sound like she cant take what she deals!

>> No.16109778

>>16109765
Joke's on her, I keep my dick rubbed in spicy spices at all times to ward off potential dicksuckers.

>> No.16109781

>>16109778
>Spice up my dick so I can wander the streets at night
>It attracts dire Hellhounds

>> No.16109791

>>16109452
You can take the lard out of the american but you can' take the american out of the lard.

>> No.16109807

>>16109791
I'd rather put the lard into dragons.

>> No.16109810

>>16109807
Would P'orc bacon be tasty?

>> No.16109814

>>16109810
You know it.
How do you think they get so big?

>> No.16109817
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16109817

>>16109807
No you don't fucker. See how perfect this Dragon is? It should stay this way.

>> No.16109820

>>16109722
>>16109743
I want to be the big spoon to a young hellhound
I want to make her stand on tippy toes bent over a table
I want to molest her mouth with my tongue
I want to repeatedly empty my balls in her ass

>> No.16109821

>>16109814
Same way as regular pigs-they roll around in mud and eating everything.

>> No.16109833

>>16109817
Never!
Going to get a haughty, soft one to massage and grope!


>>16109821
Well, they roll around in bed more than anything but, yes, they eat pretty much everything.

>> No.16109835

>>16109817
Arms aren't flabby enough, not enough cellulite, belly is too trim. Next.

>> No.16109836

>>16109778
You act like she wouldn't train herself to be able to handle spices to get at that Otouto dick.

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>>16109758
I'm reminded of a page from some manga I saw awhile back, a tall girl walking gleefully down the hall at school, holding the hand of a boy much shorter than her, with him all embarassed.

I wanna see that, but make it a dire hellhound holding hands with a normal sized person.

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>>16109833
If anything, a soft dragon would be stronger than a normal one. Think about it. If she's soft, it's because she was strong enough to amass a huge hoard and be intimidating enough that nobody was willing to challenge her. She's gotten to lounge around and get chubby atop her mountain of gold because she was a badass.

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16109849

>>16109841
i wanna see that too
happening to me

>> No.16109855

>>16109847
Exactly!
The softer the dragon, the stronger the dragon!

>> No.16109875

>no matter how many times I proofread a story new shit alway keeps turning up
WHY

>> No.16109878
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16109878

>>16109849
I wish wolfus were real.

>> No.16109880

>>16109847
I want a super soft dragon to straddle my head and order me to eat her out while she continues to lounge.

>> No.16109881

What qualifies a wolfu?

>> No.16109888
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>>16109878
Me too.

>> No.16109891

>>16109748
Always.

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16109902

>>16106503
>That radical fairy

>> No.16109905

>>16109881
Her superior tail and ears. They have pretty sharp claws too.

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>>16109880
>Soft Dragon waifu
>Loves to lounge around naked
>Also likes to sexually bully you
>She knows you're a slut for her curves
>You know there's nothing you can do about it
>You'll be watching TV at night
>She'll walk in, naked and bored
>She'll have that smug smile on her face
>No words needed, you just sigh and lay over
>'That's a good boy.'
>She presses her thick ass over your face
>Proceeds to lay out across your body, burying you in her curves
>Her heaving tits are smothering your painfully hard cock
>You proceed to eat out her red-hot snatch as she uses you as the lewdest couch ever
>Sometimes, if she's feeling generous (or hungry), she'll unzip you pants to treat you to a paizuri blowjob

>> No.16109912

>>16109908
You know what? I think I might give in to pudgy Dragons. I can't defeat them and my dick is getting kinda hard.

>> No.16109915
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16109915

>>16109905
dont forget their canines
they're amazing for love bites

>> No.16109922

I'm going to naked and defiantly tell an Orc and Gnoll warband they can't rape!

>> No.16109923

>>16109915
Oh, how could I forget that? I don't think I'm missing anything else though, right?

>> No.16109940

>>16109908
Exactly.
Would gladly give her heaping helpings of snacks

>> No.16109943

>>16109915
NO BITING!

>> No.16109944 [SPOILER] 
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>>16109912
Give in to the softness, anon. Your waifu is waiting for you.

>> No.16109949

>>16109944
That's a fucking furry anon.

>> No.16109952
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16109952

>>16109835
Unfortunately nobody can have her, dead or alive.

Technically the ancient Dragon from BBI would grant any wish you desired but she's dead as fuck.

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>>16109949
Can't tell from the angle of the picture, so I choose to believe it's a Dragon girl. Still doesn't dissuade wanting to be facesat by thick Dragon ass.

>> No.16109990

>>16109905
But what monstergirls count as 'wolfus'?

>> No.16109996

>>16109944
>Posting a furry
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16110001

>>16109996
I refer you to my statement above. Didn't know it was furry, and the angle let's me believe it isn't. Stop the boogeyman shit.

>> No.16110005

>>16109944
I mean, Dragons are really fucking hot especially when they order you around, and I know those chubby ones do that with a smug smile on their face because they know I'm their slave. And chubby girls are perfect fpr facesitting too which is one of my bigest fetishes, so yeah. And there is going to be more for me to enjoy right? Maybe just a taste wouldn't be so bad, right?

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>>16110005
Best soft dragon

>> No.16110016

>>16110005
Thats perfectly fine.
Haughty, chubby dragons are the best.

>>16109944
I want to milk that dragon.

>> No.16110017
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16110017

>>16109952
Gonna lick those abs!

>> No.16110022

>>16110001
>Boogeyman
>Implying it isn't merited

>> No.16110026

>>16110015
>no horns

>> No.16110030

>>16110022
I want a boogeygirl to either
a. creep out of my closet in the dead of night and give me some "nocturnal emissions"
b. challenge me to a dance battle
depending on your interpretation of "boogey"

>> No.16110032

>>16110026
Thanks for drawing attention to her disfigurement asshole.

>> No.16110050

We already have Golems and Automatons, but what are other Golem sub-types that have potential in the MGE?

>> No.16110062
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>> No.16110064

>>16110062
Fucking translation there bud?

>> No.16110065

>>16110050
Frankenstein-esque 'Creations' come to mind.

Other that, we go full Oz and bring in Scarecrows and Tin Woodcutters

>> No.16110073
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>>16110062
The struggles of a big chest: Amazing for lewd stuff, horribly inconvenient for everyday life.
>>16110064
Seems to be something along the lines of above. Fun to use big tits sexually, not so much fun for clothes and sleeping.

>> No.16110075

>>16110062
I want to milk a bunch of shortstack holsts!

>> No.16110077

>>16110075
A bunch of them?

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>>16110075
Did the man stutter?

>> No.16110088

>>16110077
A bunch of them.
A whole heard of shortstack holsts.

>>16110086
Exactly.
I'd house them, milk them, and give them a comfy place to nap.

>> No.16110089

>>16110086
Meant to reply to >>16110077

>> No.16110090

>>16110086
God, those bodies are built for breeding.

>> No.16110091
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>>16110075
I share your desire.

>> No.16110097

>>16110090
It's canon that they are.

>> No.16110100
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16110100

>>16110090
Granblue girls really did luck out with the 'fuck me until I'm pregnant' bodies.

>> No.16110104

>>16110091
It would be lovely, bringing them all hearty meals, listening to them relax after the milkings.

Life would be grand.

>> No.16110105

>>16110100
>Doesn't refer to herself as onee-san in those translations
Lame.

>> No.16110106

>>16110097
Why is it Granblue is the only series that seems to know how to get oppai shortstack right? Every other shortstack I've seen just looks off.

>> No.16110113

>>16110106
It's magic.

>> No.16110124
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>>16110106
Because they don't go overboard on the proportions. Most Granblue girls look like busty, curvy women, just shrunk down. Too many people who do shortstcak mess with the proportions and just slap comically huge tits or butts on a kid's body. Makes it look weird.

>> No.16110132

>>16110106
Because they use adult anime proportions. They're short women, not drawn with kid proportions like oppai loli.

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16110141

>>16110124
Yeah it helps that they actually just look like short women, rather than children with huge tits

>> No.16110150

I wish I lived in Onitengu's world of shortstack MGs and that I could find myself a nice Dragon or Dragon sub-species.

>> No.16110159

>>16110141
Yep, would milk all the dorafs!
Would help them increase their milk capacity!

>> No.16110179
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>>16110150
>Busty Dragons & sub-species
>Dragon gets flustered at all the men ogling her rather than bowing down in fearful awe
>Wurm playfully slams around, enjoying having built-in aribags
>Foot traffic to Ryu's shrine has quadrupled, though her robes have a tendency to rip or split
>Wyverns are frustrated at the extra front weight throwing off their balance for flight
>Jabberwocks relatively unaffected; Continue to snatch up shotas to raise as their husband, just with an extra focus on instilling breast & milk fetishes.

>> No.16110191

>>16110179
>>Jabberwocks relatively unaffected; Continue to snatch up shotas to raise as their husband, just with an extra focus on instilling breast & milk fetishes.
>Lactating shortstack Jabbernee with added husbando husbandry
I like these Wocks. Where can I sign up to attain otouto status?

>> No.16110197

>>16110179
I want to milk a busty dragon. Imagine how embarrassed she'd get that some lesser being is treating her simple livestock. Especially since she secretly enjoys it.

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16110205

Watch out, Anon! You attracted the attention of a Dark Mage! A weird looking one.

She's going to battle you for your virginity.

>> No.16110218

>>16110205
What if I win? It better not be some shitty deal like her virginity.

>> No.16110219

>>16110205
At least post a tittymonster Marisa.

>> No.16110227

>>16110197
She may start spending treasure to 'up' her production, and possibly her chest size, and try to manipulate you into milking her from behind while pounding into her.

>> No.16110231

>>16110205
Do I earn points for letting my dick graze her hitbox?

Do I ever get to danmaku inside?

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>>16110197
Get ready to become her personal milking maid, anon. You'll be pulled away at given time as she makes a grandstand about using you for manual labor (she has to keep up appearances, after all), before locking the pair of you in a room for hours-long milking sessions. She'll try to be threatening and tell you that if you talk about it to anyone she'll reduce you to ashes, but she'll be clear that she enjoys the feeling while hating that a commoner can make her feel so good.
Then one day, with out knowing why and without being able to stop yourself, you'll take a nipple in your mouth and start to suckle. You'll realize what you did, and the two of you will just stare for a moment. She's in shock, you're just waiting to die. Then she manages to weakly say, 'Don't stop.'

And from there it's just a short time to dragon pups.

>> No.16110237

>>16110179
My kind of Dragons. I'll take a half-dozen Wurms.

>> No.16110244

>>16110233
I'll be sure to tease her during our milking sessions. I'll ask where all her pride and noble bearing went, and accuse her of enjoying being milked and fucked like common livestock.

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>>16110218
Of course not! You get her help in solving the latest incident: Why Lilim are having their magical artifacts stolen. Someone is trying to one up her!

You do get pic related's eternal love if you resolve the thefts, though. She'll be impressed that someone managed to catch her.

>>16110231
Fire your Master Spark inside her and she'll never let you go. You'll have stolen her heart.

>> No.16110250

>>16110244
Push the envelope and make her moo like the cow she is.

>> No.16110252

>>16110205
She'd be fighting a meaningless fight, in that case

>> No.16110257

>>16110233
>tfw nearly all the top-tier MGE species don't have lactation porn yet

>> No.16110258

>>16110250
>Make her moo
>Make her wear a cowbell
>Give her cowprint undergarments
>Increase her bust size even more to help with the 'cow' look.
she remains haughty and arrogant in public but still wears the cowprint bra and panties beneath her clothes.

>> No.16110259
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16110259

wolfus are for marriage!

>> No.16110273

>>16110064
I'm pretty sure it's an expectation/reality kind of thing. Expectation is her being sultry and lewd when 団長 wants to sleep with her. Reality is her spilling spaghetti when it actually comes down to it.

>> No.16110275

>>16110258
I want to pick her up in private and greedily drink her milk up!

>> No.16110282

>>16110259
Wolfus are making wolf pups with!

>> No.16110287

>>16110275
Good, she'd probably start mooing loudly and grinding against you before milky sex ensues.

Just don't get her too into it, she may start spending heavily to try and outdo holsts with her milk production/capacity

>> No.16110304

>>16110259
>>16110282
wolfus are for telling you that you're going on a date with them!
wolfus are for clinging to during tense and scary moments!

>> No.16110308

>>16110287
Maybe I want to her to do that. Maybe I will drink up every single drop of her white gold in an attempt to make her feel like she is inadequate in her milk production.

>> No.16110317

>>16110308
Anon please, she'd do everything in her power to increase it.

She'd increase her diet so that she has more fuel to make milk.

She may even find mega holst milk in her quest

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>>16110179
Oh crap, this reminds me, did anyone else remember to prepare the tribute for the Dragon?

She's visiting tomorrow!

>> No.16110329

>>16109915
Has any writing come out that makes use of love bites?

>> No.16110342

>>16110329
not that i know of
dont let that stop you

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>>16110326
I have her tribute right here, anon.

10 gold per head, and the choice of the males in the house, correct?

>> No.16110348

Is EMG still going? I miss the BROKEN IN HALF from the few live read threads I was part of.

>> No.16110350

>>16110205

I don't want to fuck any of the protags, honestly.

>> No.16110356

>>16110348
Still going strong, as far as I know.
Last chapter had a Matango.

>> No.16110366

>Somewhat ditzy Mindflayer going around doing good deeds by dispensing wildly irresponsible information, experience and training via head-tentacle to unknowing/unwilling recipients.

>> No.16110386

>>16110350
That is a sane response.

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>>16110350
Cerea and Rachnee are still top quality waifus.

>> No.16110391

>>16110387
Rachnera is the best onee-sama, no doubt.

>> No.16110394

>>16110366
I just realized the amount of "I know kung fu" flayers can give

>> No.16110396

>>16110342
It didn't stop me. I'd like to read some though.

>> No.16110397

>>16110387

I meant touhou protags. Marisa doesn't seem like the type to be interested in a lasting relationship, Reimu is a mega bitch, Sakuya despises humans...

Sanae is actually pretty nice, but I don't feel like getting converted. Reisen is actually pretty level-headed even though her ability is to drive people insane... so yeah, those two aren't bad but I wouldn't waifu them personally.

>> No.16110420

>>16110387
Miia's better

>> No.16110424

>>16110420
brother?

>> No.16110434

>>16110424
Uh?

>> No.16110480

>>16110345
That is a very scary Dragon.

>> No.16110486

>>16110394
>Flayer shows up at your school.
>Meets with the Principal, your Shota ass gets called out of class to meet with her in the office.
>A Shota you may be, but you grew up in this damned town. You know that some random Mindflayer showing up in the middle of your day asking you by name is generally a sign your day is about to go right to shit... if she even let's you remember that and doesn't program you to be some kinda witless slave boy who wears frilly outfits and urinates on command.
>Under the oppressive glare of the Ogre hall monitor you stiffle your thoughts and perform what you damn well know is likely your march into the death of your own sense of self.
>After a few agonizingly long minutes you arrive at ground zero, to find the... oddly professional-looking flayer and your succubus principal, who's just grinning with absolute smug pride at the chance to play matchmaker.
>The flayer, for her part, gently beckons you over and places a suitcase on the desk.
>With a sad smile, she introduces herself with some kind of legal mumbo-jumbo and informs of you how much she regrets to inform you that your grandfather has passed away.
>The succubus' mood visibly plummets right there, her fantasies of being a lewd-enabler are most thoroughly dashed.
>Wow... that actually kinda hurt... your granddad was probably one of maybe two people in your family that you actually liked, the rest being a bunch of 'Empty-headed fackin' pretty boys with more tears and feelings than fackin' wits' as your late Grandpanon would say.
>"The late Mr. O'Nymas was quite insistent that I personally deliver your inheritance to you where the rest of your family would be absent."
>She opens the suitcase and hands you... an old red beret and a hastily scribbled note on a crumpled up piece of paper.
>"DEVILS_BRIGADE.EXE" it reads.
>...Wait, what?
>And that's about when you feel the tentacle slam itself into your inner ear.

>> No.16110487

>>16110480
Volvagia?

>> No.16110496

>>16110486
>Grandpa passes away and leaves his accumulated knowledge and training with a Mindflayer.
>You suddenly not only know every school topic your grandpa did to heart, but also his military training and discipline.
>Over the course of a weekend, the meek human nerd becomes a hardened badass.
>Won't those smug bullies be surprised?

>> No.16110501

>>16110496
Whoops. I forgot the line that states the Mindflayer gives you the memories.

>> No.16110517

>>16110486
More?

>> No.16110538

>>16110030
Having an MG pop out of your closet and just cut the fuckin' rug with the dankest moves you've ever seen would be dope. I'd get jiggy with it.

>>16110397
Reisen's ability isn't driving people insane, it's manipulating wavelengths. Also, you didn't mention Youmu. Sometin' wrong with half-ghost swords chick?

>> No.16110545

>>16110538

I just figured I'd go with a simplified explanation. And I always forget Youmu exists. I guess I'd be scared she'd cut me the fuck up if I so much as looked at Yuyuko.

>> No.16110548

>tfw no Corgi Girl pups.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

>> No.16110577

>>16110548
>Corgis
>Not Wolfus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCWbF4HG3U

>> No.16110587

>>16110577
>You will never get to go to the "Wolf Park"

>> No.16110595

>>16110577
>A pack of 5 Werewolves appears!

>> No.16110597
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>>16110086
Now also available in chocolate.

>> No.16110598

Is there a better scan of the Automatons profile art out there yet?

>> No.16110613
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16110613

Oh, I forgot to mention

Mono drew me a doodle of Miia last night

It is really cute and I wanted to share it.

>> No.16110617

>>16110613
Mono needs to draw more thicc.
And Abigail for that matter.

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>>16110613
That reminds me, he drew Rachnera, as well!

And I colored it http://a.pomf.cat/gbfgzf.png

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16110634

Don't open this image.

>> No.16110639

>>16110634
I opened it. What now.

>> No.16110642

>>16110625
Nice

>> No.16110647

>>16110639
I suggest you try and hide before she gets you.

>> No.16110652

>>16110647
Wny would she get me? Not like I would be of any interest for her.

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>>16110030
>boogeygirl
I prefer monstergirls without animalistic features so ideas like that get me going.
Especially if she gets turned on by scaring you.

>> No.16110660

>>16110634
I couldn't resist and opened it anyway
Looks like I have to take responsibility and let her rape me but I'm definitely licking her arms and turning the tables as soon as the opportunity present itself

>> No.16110679

>have to downgrade to old laptop while my current one is RMA'd

>oh shit did i remove the monstergirl wallpaper?
>fuuuuuuck

>> No.16110691

>>16108073
>someone remembered her name
I bet you're him.

>> No.16110705

>>16110634
BLLEUUURGH!

>> No.16110728

Translator Anon here, with another caption.
Since my waifu is a Gremlin I've been busying myself by translating that entire pudding story on Kurobine. I'm pretty desperate for info on her, yo. So forgive me if these are less frequent and a bit more listless then usual. Anyway, on to the Demon:

http://i.imgur.com/K2oYKj6.jpg

>悪魔の契約紋は,伴侶の男性器が勃起すれば子宮が疼き,悪魔の子宮が精を求めれば男性器がそそり立つという,互いの契約をより強固にするものである。
"The crest of the Demon's contract. If her partner's penis stands erect, then her womb will begin to ache, and if the Demon seeks to fill her womb with semen, the man's penis will swiftly tower. This is something that strengthens their mutual contract."

Simple enough, you get horny, she gets horny; she gets horny, you get horny. Strengthening their contract is probably some kind've synonym for marriage bonding or something. The Demon's caption is one of three that was officially released. The other two being Kobold and Shirohebi. I was expecting someone else to translate them for the longest time but meh, may as well do 'em myself.

>> No.16110766

I want an honest, upright monster girl to rape me straight and save me from my path of being a slutboy

>>16110728
Good luck with that Gremlin story, an anon did some research and learned that apparently Gremlins are somewhat suicidal, probably has something to do with explosions

That Demon contract looks so abusable

>Demon waifu is busy coming up with a plan to take over an Order country
>You feel lonely and start to get horny
>She suddenly teleports back home and pins you to the wall
>Gentle, loving sex ensues
>She you tell you to keep your lust in check because she is doing important business
>You get erect again barely a minute after she leaves
>She comes back
>Violent hate sex ensues
>Rince and repeat until she is desperate to get you satisfied once and for all

The other way around works as well

>> No.16110779

>>16110766
>getting saved from being a slut by getting raped
I don't get it.

>> No.16110793

>>16110766
>an anon did some research and learned that apparently Gremlins are somewhat suicidal
Anon, that was me. I said I was desperate, yo. I also learned some other things that I can't easily explain.

I love the image of fucking with Demons like that. Every time she comes back only moments later, you just slowly shrug with this fucking retarded shit-eating grin on your face.

>> No.16110794

>>16110766
Suicidal in the sense that they are reckless have little regard to danger in their pursuits seems more apt.

>> No.16110821

Damn. I missed fat dragon posting.

>> No.16110824
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16110824

Since human-monster relations might be a bit difficult for the first few years of co-existence in the same reality, why don't we just become sperm donors?

>> No.16110833

>>16110821
Go on, go chase a dragon!

>> No.16110834

>>16110821
You fucks love your monsters so obese, their gravitational pulls could probably pull discussion back to the topic.

>> No.16110837

>>16110824
Sure. I'll donate my sperm directly to one monster for the rest of my life. Good enough?

>> No.16110860

>>16110834
Obese =/= cute squeezable pudge

>> No.16110880

>>16110860
>Implying you even know the difference
I wouldn't trust your kind to see any line unblurred by blubber

>> No.16110889

>>16110880
Gotta be chubby enough to squeeze, but it's too much if I can't wrap my arms all the way around her.

>> No.16110892

>>16110889
>7 ft GF
>Toned, muscled, wide hipped, large breasted
>Can't wrap arms all the way around her hips or chest
The ideal woman

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16110949

Osu!

>> No.16110952

>>16110880
I bet you secretly love pudgy girls.

>> No.16110956

>>16110952
I'm >>16110892

>> No.16110958

>>16110892
Hey, that's good too.

>> No.16110963

Hmm, it appears the "suit" of a Trumpart depends on their personality, and the number on their card is an indication of their strength. That would explain why the bbs were talking about a "Joker" card some time ago.

>> No.16110964

>>16110963
So what are the personalities of Hearts, Clubs, Spades and Diamonds?

>> No.16110979

>>16110949
Nope, I'm done little Fairy.

>> No.16110982

>>16110952
Not him, but chubby girls irl have the biggest tits. I wouldn't go for a complete landwhale, but the slightly chunkier girls are fun.

>> No.16110984

>>16110964
All I know is that the Clubs ones are probably huge losers.

>> No.16110987

>>16110984
I don't get it.

>> No.16110990

Well Here's the second page of the Table of Contents.

Page 116 - Material. Undead Kingdom
Page 118 - 149. Will-o'-the-Wisp
Page 120 - 150. Living Doll
Page 122 - 151. Cursed Sword
Page 124 - 152. Living Armor
Page 126 - Material. Wonderful Wonderland
Page 128 - 153. Chesire Cat
Page 130 - 154. March Hare
Page 132 - 155. Mad Hatter
Page 134 - 156. Dormouse
Page 136 - 157. Jub Jub
Page 138 - 158. Humpty Egg
Page 140 - 159. Trumpart
Page 142 - 160. Jabberwock
Page 144 - 161. Cait Sith
Page 146 - Material. Cat Kingdom
Page 148 - 162. Cu Sith
Page 150 - 163. Wurm
Page 152 - 164. Wyvern
Page 154 - 165. Dragon Zombie
Page 156 - 166. Automaton
Page 158 - 167. Gremlin
Page 160 - 168. Mindflayer
Page 162 - 169. Wendigo
Page 164 - 170. Shoggoth
Page 166 - 171. Atlach-Nacha
Page 168 - 172. Jinko
Page 170 - 173. Kakuen
Page 172 - 174. Renxiongmao
Page 174 - 175. Hinezumi
Page 176 - 176. Hakutaku
Page 178 - 177. Jiangshi
Page 180 - Material. The Hidden Continent in the Fog
Page 182 - 178. Ryu
Page 184 - 179. Shirohebi
Page 186 - 180. Nekomata
Page 188 - 181. Raiju
Page 190 - 182. Kamaitachi
Page 192 - 183. Kitunebi
Page 194 - 184. Kitsunetsuki
Page 196 - 185. Gyoubudanuki
Page 198 - 186. Kunoichi
Page 200 - 187. Akaname
Page 202 - 188. Kejourou
Page 204 - Material. The people and world of Zipangu
Page 206 - 189. Aooni
Page 208 - 190. Usioni
Page 210 - 191. Oomukade
Page 212 - 192. Nureonago
Page 214 - 193. Chochin Obake
Page 216 - 194. Karakasa Obake
Page 218 - 195. Ittan Momen
Page 220 - 196. Ochimusha
Page 222 - 197. Unagi Joro
Page 224 - 198. Umi Osho
Page 226 - 199. Otohime
Page 228 - Material. Ryugujo
Page 230 - 200. Nurarihyon
Page 233 - Afterword postwriting

>> No.16110992

>>16110964
>Spade Trumpart
Oh lawd

>> No.16110993

>>16110964
I have no idea. Hearts MAY be genki and/or deredere. They won't be saying anything clear enough for me to know for sure, it's all just little scraps of information that some of them blurt out sometimes.

>> No.16110997

>>16110987
My brain will always associate the suits with Kamen Rider Blade and the rider based on Clubs was a huge loser who thought he was cooler than he was.

>> No.16111000

>>16110990
Interesting stuff, how do you know this?

>> No.16111003
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>>16110997
I see, so it's like that.

>> No.16111008

>>16111003
Not tanned enough.

>> No.16111009

>>16111003
If my monstergirl waifu ever became real, she'd probably be mystified by me getting sad whenever I see that fucking bench.

>> No.16111020

>>16111009
What is this about a bench?

>> No.16111033

>>16111020
Blade didn't end happy.
I mean, the heroes are still alive at the end, but the main hero had to go into self imposed exile from society because he became a monster to keep God from destroying humanity.
Specifically so that another rider, who's also a monster, could live a normal life in his human guise.
One of the last scenes was of the guy imagining the main rider greeting him from a bench only to realize that he's not actually there.

>> No.16111036

>>16111000
I bought MGE 2 last week and just got it on Monday, I was asked to leak the Table of Contents on MGR, Perentie (the guy in charge of getting things translated) told me to not leak images but me typing out the Table of Contents should be okay.

>> No.16111042

>>16111036
>no images
Shame. Thank you for the information, though.

>> No.16111043

>>16111033
Ah, I can understand in that case.

>> No.16111058

>>16111043
I want a Hellhound to help me feel better when I'm sad with affection.

>> No.16111067

Adoptive motherus have a legal obligation to vag the sonneru

>> No.16111068

>>16111067
No! They're for nursing and love.

>> No.16111071

>>16111068
No son should go unvag'd by his adoptive family. An adoptive motheru may waive her duty only if there is a nee-san to take it up.

>> No.16111076

>>16111071
>No adoptive monstergirl nee-sans to bring back your smile.
Damn it.

>> No.16111079

>>16111076
I want to give my daughteru a younger brother, but I also don't care about raising some one else's kid. I hope she doesn't mind a younger brother some centuries later after the DL wins.

>> No.16111106
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16111106

Hey kid, wanna be a sorceress' apprentice?

>> No.16111112

>>16111106
Yes but I dont like foxes

>> No.16111115

>>16111106
May I see the job description first?

>> No.16111122
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16111122

>>16111115
It's THAT type of job.

>> No.16111140

>>16111122
That was a good doujin, if triggering by this place's standards.

>> No.16111151

>>16111112
What DO you like?

>> No.16111154

>>16111106
I would rather just be her cumpump.

>> No.16111156

>>16111140
>shotashit
>with an yaoi scene in it
>good
You lost, m8? You should be in /y/

>> No.16111161

>>16111140
By most standards, most people aren't gay.

>> No.16111162

>>16111151
Dead monstergirls. Like an undead Dark Mage or something.

>> No.16111165
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16111165

>>16111162
How about a dead girl with the power to move you?

>> No.16111166

>>16111162
So basically Pharaoh who trained in the dark arts rather than healing arts?

>> No.16111169

>>16111156
>>16111161
I don't really care, dudes. I just went to the next page where he was fucking his teacher. If I don't like something in a doujin I'll skip past it.

>> No.16111172

>>16111165
She'll need tits for that.

>>16111166
No? A Dark Mage who died.

>> No.16111173

>>16111169
Too bad I can't skip shota

>> No.16111174

>>16111140
The artist in general is pretty great for /ss/.

I picked up a copy of the manga where a young guy is constantly subjected to the lusts of his 3 onee-sans. Great read.

>> No.16111175

>>16111173
Sure you can, just close the tab

>> No.16111181

>>16111172
>She'll need tits for that
Then help her find them and stitch them back on.

>> No.16111184

>>16111169
It's still shit since it's shota garbage.

>> No.16111185
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>>16111162
>undead mage
That's called a Lich, anon.

>> No.16111187

>>16111181
Uh, sorry pal. not my kind of undead. I don't deal in needles, twine or formaldehyde.

>>16111185
Not if she doesn't has a phylactery.

>> No.16111188
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>>16111184
/ss/ will never die. You might as well stop fighting it.
>>16111185
No, a Lich is a specific type of magical undead creature, but something like a skeletal mage can still exist.

>> No.16111190

>>16111184
Alright buddy, you've seen some one liking something you don't like, you've called it shit and demonstrated how much you don't like it.

Were you planning anything else, or are we done here?

>> No.16111193

>>16111188
>/ss/ will never die.
Will do when japan makes it illegal before the Olympics.

>> No.16111196

>>16111185
>be a powerful sorceress
>can use a variety of spells and enchantments already
Why would someone in the MGE world "upgrade" to lichdom? You'd stop caring about anything that doesn't enhance sex and concentrate solely on eromancy or whatever instead. To a human mage there would be no benefit.
Sorry if this has been answered or discussed before, but I really don't get it.

>> No.16111199

>>16111193
Loli dies before /ss/ does. No one care about depictions of little boys being raped by girls.

>> No.16111219
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16111219

Hath anons been lulled into slumber?

>> No.16111226

>>16111219
Watching the salt apocalypse on /vp/.

>> No.16111228

>>16111226
These are not lusty lady Pokemon, are they?

>> No.16111231

>>16111226
>playing online of pirated game before it's release date
>cry about being banned
Even wurms would be smarter than this

>> No.16111242

>>16111231
This is what happens when hacking your 3DS gets to be so easy that even children can do it.
You get plenty of people who won't even exercise a modicum of caution.

>> No.16111248

>>16111231
>Implying wurms aren't secretly hyper intelligent and playing the longgame

>> No.16111250

>>16111248
>Wurms are all Emperor Claudius
It seems evident to me that quality of wit is more important than quantity.

>> No.16111256

>>16111242
>when hacking your 3DS gets to be so easy that even children can do it.
Guide? I still haven't hacked up 3ds. Last time I checked (2 years ago) it was a fucking bullshit and required 70$ gateway card

>> No.16111262

>>16111256
As long as you have:
-a 3DS/2DS that has not been updated to 11.0+
-an SD card reader
you can do it.
https://plailect.github.io/Guide/get-started

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16111265

2017 is coming, stand by for reality being fucked by reckless reality warpers.

>> No.16111274

>>16111265
Can I be fucked senseless instead?

>> No.16111275

>>16111274
You probably will when the Dark Matter Dimension floods here.

>> No.16111305

>>16110990
>Cat kingdom gets material
>Demons of chaos and deep-sea don't
Now you got 4 eldritch abominations sandwiched between Gremlin and mist continent girls without any context
That's the one thing I'll hold against this book

>Page 180 - Material. The Hidden Continent in the Fog
So the Mist Continent has some actual substance rather than be "Not-China"

>Otohime is second to last profile
Best girl always wins, all the people who hated on her can suck it now

>Page 228 - Material. Ryugujo
Nice to see him expending on this but I expected some heavy lore/information as the last material of the book just like how MGE1 told us about the DL's end goal

Seems like there is no must-learn information in this compared to MGE1 which is basically required reading
On the other hand the girls in this are so much better, the settings sound more interesting too

Also this might mark the end of Zipangu girls with how many you have in this but then again, I can already think of a few yokais who would make great MGs

All the materials could have been about Alp tails and I'd still buy the book regardless since my waifu is in it but I've got to say I'm somewhat disappoint
I expected an A+ and a blowjob from the teacher and just received an A instead

At least we don't have to beg for early translation now, we're missing on cool stuff but nothing that important aside for the profiles who have yet to be released

Thank you so much for doing this
I hope it didn't take you too long to type all those kanjis into a machine translator, sounds like a lot of work

>> No.16111306

>>16111305
Chaos a shit anyway.

>> No.16111308
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16111308

Another day, another classy girl with a classy pipe. I don't think I've got any more of these and this might as well be a repost for all I remember, so this meme dies here.
Wish I was a boytoy to one of these ladies.

>> No.16111314

>>16111308
>you will never hit rock bottom and end up as a boytoy to decadent rich Monsters who smoke Soothing Herbs and use you for slow, tender sex while everything is beautiful and relaxed

>> No.16111315

>>16111308
We need classy Ryus.

>> No.16111316

>>16111306
They're an acquired taste, don't be mean to them

>>16111308
I'd love to be hired by a pipe smoking Otohime to be a "meal" at her Ryugujo's buffet
I'd get husbando'd by some random sea girl at the first day on the job but at least I'd get to have Otohime blow smoke at my face and belittle me during the job interview

>> No.16111320

>>16111314
>>16111315
>the water is warm
>it's so easy to just float here
>the sound of water is so comfy
>she's so soft, yet so firm
>she inhales the smoke, then kisses you
>the blissful tranquility of Soothing Herbs spreads into your body with the smoke, you dick getting hard while strength leaves the rest of you
>the Ryu wraps around you
>make slow love in the warm water
>everything's so calm
>so beautiful
>time doesn't exist anymore

>> No.16111322
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16111322

>>16111315

>> No.16111323

>>16111322
>no pipe
It's like they just plopped her on display!

>> No.16111324

>>16111322
Ohh nice, I didn't know that existed.

Fancy, smoking, gentle Ryus are the best.

>> No.16111325

>>16111140
Got a source for it then? The picture was deleted and I'd like to at least check it out for myself first.

>> No.16111336

>>16111325
https://exhentai.org/g/670998/fb3a55b442/
Just gloss over the faggotry, if you can. It only works to its detriment.

>> No.16111339

>>16111336
>yaoi
>catboy
Fuck off, Bob

>> No.16111344

>>16111339
>guy asks for something
>other guy provides link
>third guy gets upset
Huh.

>> No.16111347

>>16111344
Anon thinks he's being original and witty, best not engage with him, you'll only fan something that shouldn't be lit.

>> No.16111353

>>16111344
>>16111347
>unironically posting yaoi monsterboys
Since when it's allowed?

>> No.16111354

>>16111339
No Anon. You're supposed to say "fuck off shoopuf".

>> No.16111360

>>16111305
>Ryugujo

Do they have all-you-can-eat buffets there?

>> No.16111363

Whatever happened to that "Slut enhanced mia" poster?
I was secretly looking forward to it every thread back then.

>> No.16111367

>>16111360
Yes, it's filled with delicious sea-foods, delicacies from all throughout Zipangu and desperate men

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>>16111363
I remember that phrase but I don't remember what he actually posted. That was a long time ago, wasn't it?

>> No.16111370

>>16111367
The food is more than enough for me to stay there

>> No.16111372

>>16111360
Probably. They must have a shitload of drinks too so you can enjoy the fun.

>> No.16111374

>>16111370
Be careful to not eat too many maki rolls or the Flow Kelp chef might think you're into her

>> No.16111375

>>16111369
Yes it was. There was even a counter post to it saying "Pure maiden reduced". The only thing that survived was the Slowpoke Hols breastfeeding and that zombie girl that asks ridiculous labors from his onii-chan.

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>>16111375
TZICH you for forgetting Moth-chan. And Charon and her puns still exist.

>> No.16111385

>>16111372
I want to get drunk with a bunch of old mermaids
Sharks have to keep out though, they get rowdy when they are drunk

>> No.16111390

>>16111385
Sharks and orcas are the best sea monsters though. Think about how good it would feel to be thrown on the ground and bitten by a bunch of sharks.
That would be the only way for me to stay at the fun palace.

>> No.16111396

>>16111390
Have fun getting sexually bullied by a bunch of muscled shark girls then
Don't complain when they leave a bunch of love marks you

>> No.16111398

>>16111374

Oh man they have sushi? It'd be hard to hold myself back.

>> No.16111403

>>16111396
I would proudly show my marks in public, everyone would know that I'm a slut for big strong bullies.

>> No.16111409

>>16111390
What kind of music do they play down there?

inb4 under the sea

>> No.16111410

>>16111398
It's sushi cooked in Eel whore's mucus, so it has an extra flavor.

>> No.16111414

>>16111323
>>16111324
Much worse, no big meaty claws.
I can't fap to those tiny weak hands.

>> No.16111425

>>16111403
>Showing love to bullies
People like you should be thrown in jail

>>16111410
Rice made by an Unagi-Joro
Seaweed from a Flow-Kelp
Fish cut by ?

>> No.16111428

>>16111425
I want to be thrown in a jail cell with a Barracuda Girl!
The cell would be half-filled with water and my bed would an inflatable mattress floating on the water and I'd be desperately trying to stay on it so I don't trespass on her territory where I have to pay The Tax!

>> No.16111429

>>16111381
Is that a moth larvae?

>> No.16111432

>>16111425
We know that Inari-kitsune are good cooks, but I'm betting Kamaitachi are sashimi masters.

>> No.16111435

>>16111429
>Moth-chan
>is Moth-chan a moth
Funnily enough no, she's a Red Admiral Butterfly.

>> No.16111442

>>16111428
This honestly sounds terrifying, you should send this idea to a movie studio, it would make a great horror movie

>>16111432
Good picks but it has to be a girl related to the sea

>> No.16111443

>>16111442
Horror movie with a rapey Mermaid and a guy in prison?
Who would possibly make such a thing?

>> No.16111445

>>16111432
I don't think either of those two could survive underwater. Ryugujo's submerged ain't it? I guess Otohimes would have to either employ Mermaid/Merrow to do it.

On the topic of castle-like things, are Otohime the only MGs that actually have such a thing?

>> No.16111449

>>16111409
Probably casino music and some jazz or the type in the chill places.

>>16111425
Maybe the turtles are good cooks?
Also, being thrown in jail and bullied not only by the monster cellmates but also by the guards? That would be living the dream.

>> No.16111450

>>16111445
Otohimes have a power that makes even normal humans able to live underwater, at least in their palaces anyway.

>On the topic of castle-like things, are Otohime the only MGs that actually have such a thing?

Ice Queens have their own palaces, and I'd imagine higher tier undead MGs having their own manors or castles.

>> No.16111452

>>16111449
>but also by the guards
Dark Elves, Minotaurs, Orcs and Ogres make up the whole prison staff?

>> No.16111454
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16111454

Which monster girl species would have the best asses?

>> No.16111455

>>16111450
Wights probably have their own castle.

Underwater ice wights.

>> No.16111459

>>16111454
Werewolves. Air Gear was a shitty manga, but that chapter about the sharp turns dogs make and how they figured it all out by staring the that one girl's tight ass was breddy good.

>> No.16111462

>>16111442
Oh, sorry. I wasn't really following the thread of conversation back to Ryugujo.
On the assumption that wet fox tails aren't fun and we have to use aquatic Oriental Adventures monsters, there aren't that many good choices.
Kappa are pretty natural since they're associated with a certain industriousness and there already exists the kappa maki sushi.
A Shirohebi or Nureonago might be comfortable there.
China doesn't have any aquatic types yet.
Guess you have to outsource.

>> No.16111469

I think I'm gonna need to take libido inhibition classes from Paladin-chan. Thinking about monstergirls is clouding my mind and making me lose focus in my work. This can't be good for my sanity.

>> No.16111470
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16111470

Would you fuck a shoopuf if it was turned into a monster girl?

>> No.16111471

>>16111462
Oh yeah kappas would work pretty well on the kitchen.

>> No.16111472

>>16111454
Holsts would have asses to match their busts. Would be odd to see a large rack and a flat ass on the same body.

If we're going toned then more atheletic MGs like Oni/Werewolves. I guess even Hinezumi and Salamander as well, can't get a good fight without toning the whole bod.

Then there's horse ass, which is huge by default, but probably not what you're looking for.

>> No.16111473

>>16111470
Fuck off shoopuf.

>> No.16111474

>>16111469
You think that's bad? I still need to churn out two thirds of a page of text by Sunday and all I can think of is getting locked up in Monster Girl prison and becoming a toy that gets passed around!

>> No.16111481

>>16111470
Speaking of, when do we get a Baku girl?
Doremy was not enough.

>> No.16111483

>>16111449
>Maybe the turtles are good cooks?
They sure look like good cooks and the image of one happily cooking for her boss's guest is the cutest thing I've thought about all day

>being thrown in jail and bullied not only by the monster cellmates but also by the guards?
And this is the scariest thought I've had all day

>You're thrown in jail after resisting rape from a rich girl
>Your cellmates are /fit/ Onis and Minotaurs
>They spend all day raping you and treating you as their boy toy
>A P'Orc guard finally passes by your cell
>You beg to her for help
>She gets you out and drags you to her office
>She locks the door and tells you to get undressed unless you want your sentence to double in time

>>16111462
No way they'd outsource for a Zipangu dish
I guess we'll have to go with a fox girl, they love fish don't they?

>> No.16111484

>>16111469
I need to fo it too. I'm talking about monster girls while I'm working and it's not good.

>> No.16111487

>>16111483
Shower time must be fun in MG prison.

>> No.16111489

Doremy is too good.

>> No.16111495

>>16111483
You either be the toy of a strong gang leader or are everyone's toy. You can also side with the guards for a few extra benefits, but they are extra rough and demanding. Oh how must it be heaven.

>> No.16111516

>>16109489
Every time I see a noose pic, breh.

>> No.16111523

>>16111516
>"DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS"

>> No.16111533

I want to challenge a Kej to a tickle battle! Shogs would be nice, but being a slime makes it unfair!

I'll still lose because 2 arms < 1 head of sentient hair, but that's fine, it's participating that matters!

>> No.16111542

>Monstergirls arrive in the future
>So does your waifu
>But you already gave up on her because society forced you to let go of your dreams and adapt to the grey wageslave life to survive
>hfw

>> No.16111561

>>16111533
I want to tickle a Mummy, things would get really awkward when she cums from it but overall it would be a lot of fun

>>16111542
I'd hang myself before becoming a waifuless wageslave
If she ever comes she will be greeted by the most loving husband on Earth

>> No.16111570

>>16111542
If she ever came into this world I wouldn't care if I had given up. I'll just keep fighting if there even was a chance.

>> No.16111576

>>16111542
>Waifu becomes real but I'm already dead inside

If she really is my waifu then she is definitely going to drag me around until I'm alive and well.

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>>16111533
But dare you challenge the mofusphere?
>Could you handle soft fur inching its way into every crevice and cranny of your body?
>To be up to your armpits in wiggling fluff?
>Silken tendrils teasing their way into ears and nostrils, wending around temples to constrict reliably as any blindfold. Delicate threads dancing across your lips.
>And just when you fell to their binding, that's when you'd realize it.
>They weren't just playing with you, not simply tickling extremities and spiraling leisurely around your rod, oh no. You were being moved.
>You'd struggle to no avail, gasping as a fuzzy tail constricted the base of your member and began to work it full mast.
>As if on the breath of a receding tide you'd drift down a tunnel of gossamer cilia into the waiting maw of PUFFY VULVA

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>>16111576
Beneath the smug she cares about you!

>> No.16111587

If Wurm butts aren't for molesting, then why are they so perfect for it?

>> No.16111604

>>16111587
The same reason why daughterus aren't for dicking but are perfect for it

>> No.16111605

>>16111585
She ain't even smug, just condensed happiness.

>> No.16111616

>>16111604
>Daughterus
>Perfect for dicking
Repulsive.

>> No.16111622

>>16111604
But what is the reason?

>> No.16111625

>>16111583
Nah, I'm not a big fan of overdosing on fluff. Stopping at 3 tails seems like a good idea, everything else just seems too warm to feel comfortable in.

>> No.16111628

>>16111604
Daughterus are perfect for not dicking.

>> No.16111633

>>16111604
Degeneracy.

>> No.16111634

>>16111622
I don't know, something about morals and preserving innocence

Would you really feel good about molesting a Wurm' butt if it ended up getting her started in a life of crime and rape?

>> No.16111636

>>16111622
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAADE

>> No.16111643

>>16111634
I'd take responsibility so her only crime would be stealing my heart and her only rape would be of me.

>> No.16111645

>>16111625
I want to OD on fluff. I'd be an incoherent mess of hip spasms as I experienced non-stop infinite climax.

>> No.16111648

>>16111634
I would slap a Wurm's butt so hard it makes her cum if it meant getting raped by her.

>> No.16111649

>>16111643
Are you really willing to sacrifice your freedom and engage yourself to a Wurm just to molest her ass for a bit?

>> No.16111654

>>16111645
>You'll never meet that one fox with the bus sized tail
>She'll never turn out to be a kitsune
>You'll never rail her 24/7 just to make her grow 9 tails
>You'll never finally hit the day that she grows her 9th tail
>You'll never dive in to her tails and never be seen again

>> No.16111656

>>16111649
Son, if I marry that Wurm, I get to molest that ass all I want, all day, every day. So yes, yes I would.

>> No.16111658

>>16111106
Yes, but only because she's a fox.

>> No.16111662

>>16111654
>Your fox misses you

>> No.16111668

>>16111662
what a twist

>> No.16111673

>>16111604
But daughterus are for headpats!

>> No.16111676

>>16111106
Sorcery is for faggots, so no. I'm gonna become a wizard soon enough anyway, which is better.

>> No.16111678

>>16111648
>>16111656
You two don't seem to understand the repercussions of your actions

You'll be thinking about paying the bills and other serious stuff, meanwhile all she cares about is what's for dinner and when does she get to fuck you
If it was up to her you'd live in a cave and but fuck, eat and sleep

>> No.16111682

>>16111676
Wizards are doomed to eventually lose to monsters.
Just become her familiar.

>> No.16111684

>>16111673
>tfw your daughteru outgrows you and it becomes awkward to headpat her

>>16111678
>If it was up to her you'd live in a cave and do nothing but fuck, eat and sleep

>> No.16111690

>>16111678
That's why you take charge and become the boss of the cave.

>> No.16111696

>>16111682
>Wizards are doomed to eventually lose to monsters
Chew you have a singlelicious havisfact to snack that up?

I'll augment my powers in peaceful exile, far away where no monster thought to travel. It'll be safe there until I grow strong enough to become fucking invincible.

I'll swat dragongirls out if the sky like flies.

>> No.16111704

>>16111684
Daughters are for head patting, it doesn't matter how tall they get

>> No.16111705

>>16111696
>"Hey Druella, you sense that?"
>"Another Grand Dingus forgot to suppress his powers."

>> No.16111709

>>16111542
>Monstergirls arrive in the future
You wish, fag.

>> No.16111716

>>16111705
>Implying I didn't learn from previous wizardinguses' mistakes
You gotta plan your stuff Anon.

>> No.16111722 [DELETED] 

>>16111704
I want to NTR my daughteru's husband by having her tell him my headpats are better than his

>> No.16111751

Who would win in a fight:
A grand arch-wizard
Or a flock of horny succubi?

>> No.16111759

>>16111751
Wizards have a history of trolling the fuck outta monsters, don't know where the whole "wizards lose" meme came from.

>> No.16111779

>>16111759
I mean wizards devote their whole life to magic, at one point their pent-up lust will burst and that's when the monster girls get them

I'm sure the most serious wizards don't even masturbate as to not waste MPs, just imagine how crazy they'd go for monster pussy

>> No.16111791

>>16111751
The Succubi always win. That's just how the world works.

>> No.16111804

>>16111678
But that Wurm ass, Anon.

>> No.16111810

>>16111779
They'd probably just cast an inhibition spell on themselves, maybe even a no-boner spell for good measure.

>> No.16111811

Shotas are for __________

>> No.16111817

>>16111811
Using as bait to remove unwanted monster girls.

>> No.16111826

>>16111811
Trash or matango pits

>> No.16111846

>>16111470
Ride ze shoopuff?

>> No.16111858

>>16109615
Are they erecting a shrine around him?

Was Summer done yet?

>> No.16111869

>>16110613
>Mono doodle
Great. He's now trying to kill what little business I get.

>> No.16111871

>>16111811
Sending to MGQ land to be dissolved in acid.

>> No.16111890
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16111890

Be prepared to do alot of laundry.

>> No.16111891

Whats the best monster land to visit?

>> No.16111892

>>16111890
I played FSN. I can handle constant laundry and cooking.

>> No.16111894

>>16111583
That looks fluffy as hell. Source?

>> No.16111896

>>16111891
Either the mist continent or a green demon realm

>> No.16111897
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>>16111890
And a lot of hugs. Intentional or otherwise.

>> No.16111901

>>16111891
Wurm-land. First time visitors get free Wurm hatchlings to keep.

>> No.16111903

>>16111891
None, they dont exist.

>> No.16111907

>>16111891
DL's castle.

>> No.16111908

>>16111891
Desert kingdom and this >>16111901

>> No.16111909

>>16111891
Beast's "crazed london" as I finnally have a good reason to go to england.

>> No.16111911

>>16111846
All aboardsh

>> No.16111915

>>16111891
The MGE version of Northrend. Either that or not-Japan.

>> No.16111922

>>16111908
>>16111901
Every 10000th visitor gets a shiny Wurm that starts off knowing Earthquake and Rock Slide as its egg moves.

>> No.16111924

>>16111846
>>16111911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xprp0Cg_mTg

What kind of monster girl does this fit the most?

>> No.16111926

>>16111922
Lord help the world when she hatches.

>> No.16111932
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>>16110728
I'd lovingly impregnate my Demon onee-san something fierce.

>> No.16111935

>>16111922
I bet she could destroy the world when grown up.

>> No.16111936

>>16111926
You think that's bad? At level 14 they learn Dragon Claw and Dragon Rage.

>> No.16111940

>>16111924
yeti

>> No.16111943

>>16111454
Automatons and Golems.

>> No.16111944

>>16111936
>Shiny Wurm in her child form is basically mega Rayquaza

Oh god.

>> No.16111945

>>16111935
You gotsta EV train her first, or else she'll have 370 Atk instead of 580.

>> No.16111947

>>16111936
>angry wurm
>angry shiny wurm
What kind of damage can she do and how might one "soothe the savage beast"?

>> No.16111952

>>16111944
And wait until she evolves!
Or goes through a mega evolution.

>> No.16111958

>>16111891
Undead Kingdoms.
Any location with Automatons.

Or better yet, an Undead Kingdom that has Automatons.

>> No.16111961

>>16111936
What level do they learn dragon dance at?

>> No.16111966

>>16111947
She can 1shot a Shuckle.
You must appease her with a pie.

>> No.16111969

>>16111961
79.

>> No.16111970

>>16111947
Belly rubs.

>> No.16111971

>>16111891
Zipangu, easily. First thing I'd do is search the markets for gifts and then go exploring in caves hoping to find an Oomukade to woo with them.

Knowing my luck I'd stumble on an Ushi instead. That's fine too but I'm not sure if my body could handle it.

>> No.16111974

>>16111969
You can have her learn it earlier by taking her to an Otohime.

>> No.16111975

>>16111969
>level 100 wurm with dragon dance, outrage, iron tail and earthquake
God help us all.

>> No.16111981

>>16111890
I'd do laundry 23 hours a day if it meant getting one hour with a cute Unagi Joro
Bonus points if she's a nee-san type

>>16111897
>Unagi-Joro strategically placing her slime on the floor so you slip on then and fall into a hug
Cunning eels I tell you

>> No.16111993

>I'm late for the talk about classy ara ara monstergirls and boytoys
Oh well.

>> No.16111994

>>16111975
The only way to beat her ito to use marry.

>> No.16112000
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>>16110659
>Babadook/Bogeyman MG
>A true crib-snatcher style MG, hunting their destined husbands since they were small children
>Swiping at their feet from beneath beds, or grinning at them from the darkness of their closets
>The shape behind them in the lonely woods
>Anon turns 21, infinitely paranoid about the dark
>Power in the house goes out, ends up going into the basement
>Starts hallucinating of a beautiful woman, who starts to tell him to "Give me what's mine"
>She repeats it until he runs back upstairs
>Looks behind him, it's a long coated figure in a top hat with insanely long claws floating towards him
>Stretches out its arms with a soft, feminine sigh
>Flees upstairs, locks himself in his room
>*pomf*
>The top hat lands on the floor just outside of the closet
>As does the jacket
>The darkness is growing into an inky black void that swallows up the entire room, a chill in the air as the hairs on his arm and neck stand on end
>Two golden eyes light up in the blackness, a cheshire-like grin with sharp teeth looking right at him
"Ara Ara~ Dook Dook Dook~"

>> No.16112001

>>16111974
Otohime have bad atk, def, and spdef though.
They are only good for backup special sweepers if your Ryu croaks or if you want an hm slave with dive, waterfall, surf, and flash.

>> No.16112003

>>16111994
Or throw a Titania at her, dragons are weak against fairy types.

This just makes me imagine a Titania trying to calm down an angry wurm by offering her home made cakes.

>> No.16112005

>>16111932
Demon onee-sans are not for impregnating
They are for sex solely for the purpose of pleasure

Can you imagine how trampled her pride would be if her pregnant belly ruined for figure? How is she supposed to act dominant and show off her confidence when she knows she's about to become a mother?
Please have some consideration

>> No.16112006

>>16112003
Oh damn, you're right. A shiny titania with pies, rubs, cookies and games could easily defeat a Shiny wurm.

>> No.16112008

>>16111975
>Dragon uses Dragon Dance and that one skill that raises def/spdef until maxed
>Uses Baton Pass and switches in Wurm
We finally have something to fear more than mega Ray.

>> No.16112015
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>>16112000
There is art of a Babadook girl.

>> No.16112017
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>>16112015
Those Double Dooks

>> No.16112018

>>16112006
>easily
She's part Earth or Rock too, so she can still tear up that fairy with rocks.

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>>16112005
I'm making my Demon Onee-san a mother and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.16112026

>>16112018
I don't know, Anon. If Titania starts with pie to stun her and follow up with rubs the Wurm could be in great danger.

>> No.16112030

>>16112015
Fearboner yes

>> No.16112036

>>16111981
>plus points if shes a nee san type

Unagi Joro are up there with the top tier onee sans.

>> No.16112040

>>16112008
You think that's bad, wait until you've seen a bulky ev golem pass a few turns of rock polish to an Ushi-Oni.

Ever seen a one ton cow demon move faster than a cockatrice?

>> No.16112047

>>16112040
Jesus christ can you imagine how fast she would move them hips?

>> No.16112048

>>16111924
What nice relaxing music FFX had, so fucking good.

>> No.16112051

>>16112047
She could probably drain a man's balls in ten seconds, truly something to be feared.

>> No.16112058

>>16112019
You monster
At the very least let your daughter be an only child, don't make your onee-san go through pregnancy twice

>>16112036
Onee-sans tier list:

>God tier
Titania
Demon
Kraken
>Top tier
Unagi joro
Jabberwock

The rest doesn't matter, although I wonder if Ice Queen is a top tier onee-san or if she's more of a motherly figure

>> No.16112061

>>16112015
>Be in bed, hear the scuttling on your ceiling
"BA BA... DOOK. DOOK. DOOOOOOOOOK."
>Open your eyes, Babadook-neesan is flashing you in her exhibitionist ways
>Opens her arms and lands boobs first onto you
>Turning you into her night dakimakura

>> No.16112066

>>16112058
Ice Queen is kuudere onee-san of course

Also
>No Dark Mage

>> No.16112075

>>16112058
Hit it right on the mark. Best list.

>> No.16112077

>>16108878
>Page 104 - Material Goddess of Love and her Followers
FUCKING
CALLED IT

>> No.16112080

>>16112066
There was an anon who licked an Ice Queen's face with predictable results. She didn't even raise an eyebrow.

>> No.16112086

>>16112061
She better have sensitive nipples and a tendency to produce milk.

>> No.16112093

>>16112058
Onee-sans tier list:

>God Tier
Titania
Demon
Kraken
Dark Mage

>Top Tier
Unagi Joro
Jabberwock

>Mid Tier
Ice Queen
Phantom
Mindflayer

>Low Tier
Skitter skitter sniktbug

>Mom tier list:

>God Tier
Wight
White Horn
Dragon

>Top Tier
Vampire
Ryuu
Otohime


BONUS ROUND:

>KDF Tier
Kobold

>> No.16112100
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16112100

Post waifu bullying. The real bullying, not that retarded teasing

>> No.16112102

>>16110990
Yeah about what expected, short words on wonderland right before all the wonderland monsters lined up.

>> No.16112109

>>16112093
>spoiler

Not so sure on the Otohime. And possible dark mage can be moved to top tier instead.

Do we even have translated Dark Mage profile yet?

>> No.16112110

>>16112093
>Vampire
>No god tier


>>16112100
Fucking faggot

>> No.16112113

>>16112100
Fuck you.

>> No.16112117 [DELETED] 

>>16112100
delet this

>> No.16112121

>>16112100
Don't you dare bullying burn victims. They're cute and for all the love.

(You)

>> No.16112127

>>16112109
>He doesn't want an Otohime to spoil him rotten as his Momster because His smile is the only thing that actually brings her happiness in her lonely, CC world

>> No.16112133

>>16112093
I agree with you so much it's scary

>Mid Tier
Ice Queen
Phantom
Mindflayer

All of them are great but in such a narrow way that mid tier is perfect as an objective rating

>Ice Queen ultimate kuudere
>Phantom ultimate chuuni
>Mindflayer ultimate fearboner

>> No.16112142

>>16112100
Girls like that give me an imense heal boner.

>> No.16112143

>>16112093
>Mom tier list
Oh if we're doing this.
>God tier
Lich
Jinko
Yeti
>Top tier
Nightmare
Ryu
Hobgoblin

Imouto tier list:
>God tier
Devil
Arch Imp
Gremlin
>Top tier
Dragon
Apophis
Hinezumi

>> No.16112148

>>16112143
>Dragon little sister who will eventually outgrow you but will lay down for head patting.

hnnnnnnnnng

>> No.16112149

>>16112143
>Ryu not god tier mom

Are you serious? Chubby Ryu make great mothers.

>> No.16112151

>>16112148
Dragons are perfect for everything.

>> No.16112167

>>16112077
I'm excited to learn more about Eros. Looks like that's either going to be once we have scans or once official English comes out, whichever is sooner.

>> No.16112168

>>16112143
>No Flowkelp on the imouto list
>Not wanting an imouto that can attain Methonium-tier THICC after absorbing enough liquid

>> No.16112169

>>16112127
I want my Otohime sugar mommy to tell me that spending time with me is the most fun she had in her entire life

>>16112143
>Imouto tier list:
This one is so hard, I can't decide there are so many great ones
Could Titania possibly be god tier as both an onee-san and an imouto?

>> No.16112171

>>16112149
Lonely mama Ryu strikes again, falling into despair and thinking she is a bad mother once her son scratches himself while playing with the other kids.

>> No.16112176

>>16112143
Dude how did you forget little sis Familiar? She is perfect.

>> No.16112185

>>16112015
No. That movie was legitimately too spooky for me, I almost cried and I got nightmares for a while.

>> No.16112189

>>16112169
>Otohime sugar mommy gives you 500k yen as your 'monthly allowance'
>Nyahahahas nefariously, thinking she's succeeding at spoiling you rotten
>Sees you trading wares with a Dragon one day, thinking that you're getting cheated, as if the scaly she-beast has the dull wits to do that to HER SON
>HFW you had saved up your allowances to buy her a wedding dress made entirely out of dragon scales that's as smooth as silk and as durable as mithril
>HFW you tell her that while she isn't your blood-related mother "You still want to keep her closest to your heart"

>> No.16112199

>>16112149
It was honestly a hard choice but all the god tier ones appealed to my fantasies a little more when it came to spitting them into tiers.
>>16112169
>Could Titania possibly be god tier as both an onee-san and an imouto?
They're probably the kind of imoutos to cook for you, make your bed and act way more responsible than the average girl their age.

>> No.16112210

>>16112189
That's how you make the sugar mommy go crazy.

>> No.16112217

>>16112189
>>16112210
>You will never tell an Otohime sugar mommy who thinks her only value is her money that you love her as a person and want to marry her

God is so cruel

>> No.16112218

>>16112100
But how to bully something that doesn't exist?

>> No.16112226

>>16112218
Here's a pity (you), tried twice today so it'd be a shame not to get one.

>> No.16112235
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>>16112143
Yeti mom makes sure you're warm enough to play in the snow and brings you hot cocoa

>> No.16112253

>>16112210
>Have daughteru with Sugar Mommy Otohime
>As a toddler, she cries when she's not in a sling wrap around your front, getting sniggers and jeers from other monsters and their husbands about "Oedipus, Jocasta, and Electra"
>Otohime gets jealous, starts pouting
>Even as a child, your daughteru tries to make you her sugar daddy, only for you to shoot her down
>Asks you how much your Sugar Mommy Otohime was, then, thinking that money is the only value in the world
"The love of somebody you care for from the bottom of your heart is just... truly priceless."
>YFW you and Otohime-mom make another daughter that night

>> No.16112269

>>16112253
I could her Otohime's heart exploding with happiness from here.

>> No.16112277

Speaking of horror monsters, which is better for slashers, cursed sword or red cap?

>> No.16112280

>>16112277
Red Cap with a Cursed Sword.

>> No.16112282

>>16112277
Depends on the story.

Cursed swords are good for things like possessions and shit. Redcaps for your typical slasher

>> No.16112293

>>16112253
>>16112269
Sugar mommy Otohimes are too good for us

>>16112277
Both are great in their own way
Cursed Sword has a lot more potential for plot twist and psychological horror

Red Cap is much better at being a serial rapist
>Tfw your find the body of the bishonen of the group covered in lewd juices, naked, laying of the floor and doing the double peace sign

>> No.16112313

>>16112293
>>16112269
>Otohime gives you a special birthday present
>Calls it "Taro's box"
>You're sitting there, fully knowledgeable of the old legend
>Open it anyway, thinking that she won't be into an old man and with mamano mana it'll be fine
>There's white smoke all right, but it doesn't age you
>Rather, your clothes get bigger and bigger until you feel yourself slipping out of them, it wasn't an aging mist
>It was a shotafication mist!
>YFW Otohime-mom makes you suck her lactating breasts while she gives you an /ss/ handy, telling you that she wants a kid when you're back to normal

>> No.16112325

>>16112313
>Throw the box at her
>Sugar mommy is now sugar daughter
>What have you done

>> No.16112330

>>16112325
>Sugar daughter
>TFW having to tote around an Otohime claiming to be your daughteru and going "OHOHOHOHO~" with a fan

>> No.16112334

>>16112325
I now have a cute, rich, daughteru to spoil and pamper

>> No.16112337

>>16112334
No, Anon. Your daughter is going to spoil you.

>> No.16112347

>>16112337
She can try but I'm going to pamper her with all the cuddling, sweets, and love she can handle.

>> No.16112350

>>16112347
You're going to buy those sweets with the money she gave you?

>> No.16112356

>>16112350
Nope.
Gonna work and use that money to spoil her.

>> No.16112360

>>16112313
>Rather, your clothes get bigger and bigger until you feel yourself slipping out of them, it wasn't an aging mist
>It was a shotafication mist!
>YFW Otohime-mom makes you suck her lactating breasts while she gives you an /ss/ handy, telling you that she wants a kid when you're back to normal
That's my fetish.

>> No.16112361

>>16112337
>You come home getting fired from yet another job for not sleeping with the boss
>Your Otohime sugar daughter gives you the most smug smile ever
>You tell ther what happened
>She does an overly dramatic "ohoho" laugh
>You shamefully ask her for money to pay this month's rent
>"Well then, you know what to do onii-chan."
>You begin and slowly move your trembling arm towards her head
>You give her the most pitiful headpat in history
>She throws a load of cash at you and tells you to be glad your daughter is so kind

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if she was the one spoiling me

>> No.16112364

>>16112356
You can't do that. You have a sugar mom- daughter, she is sugar for a reason. Unless you pretend to be the sugar daddy of a sugar daughter while you pamper each other.

>> No.16112372

>>16112361
>Sugar daughter calling you onii-chan
Looks like she broke.

>> No.16112373

>>16112364
Exactly.
She's going to get spoiled until she doesn't need to do anything!
She may even get pudgy.

>> No.16112384

>>16112372
I didn't even notice

What would she call you? "daddy?"

>> No.16112388

>>16112361
>Headpatting the Sugar Daughter Otohime
>She puts on America and brings out the Jack Daniels
>Gives you a foot rub while she playfully calls you "Papa"
>YFW she tricks you into telling her you'll make her your bride

>> No.16112392

>>16112384
Yeah. Otou-san is stupid and papa is too pure.

>> No.16112434

I want a Titania and Holst and Cheshire and Kej sugermommies!

>> No.16112439
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>MFW helping to create and contribute to threadcancer worse than French Wights

>> No.16112441

>>16111542
She's going to rock my world and genki the shit out of me.

>> No.16112446

>>16112441
Genki waifus unite.

>That fucking smile that is brighter than the sun
Hnnnng

>> No.16112457

>>16112446
>oh, you're having a bad day and feel like moping around the house?
>TOO BAD WE'RE GONNA PLAY LASER-TAG WITH MY COUSIN AND HER BOYFRIEND!
It keeps happening.

>> No.16112469

>>16112446
>>16112457
You guys think you want a genki waifu but you don't actually want that

She'd exhaust the hell out of you and you'd become a tired mess within a week

And don't you dare give me that "her smile will give me energy" bullcrap

The calmer your waifu is, the better off your are
That means kuuderes>all

>> No.16112473

>>16112469
truth

>> No.16112474

>>16112469
Let me dream, dammit. Let me dream.

>> No.16112484

>>16112469
>She'd exhaust the hell out of you and you'd become a tired mess within a week
>I won't have time to sulk or be sad

The only reason I get sad is when I have time to think about life. Kuuderes are pretty boring and lame though, so maybe it fits you.

>> No.16112492

>>16112484
>Spoiler
You take that back right now
Insulting kuuderes is heresy and punishable by a life sentence in the bug pit

>> No.16112502

>>16112492
A boring wife to a boring Anon with a boring life.

It's perfect don't you think?

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>be lazy writefag
>read some comics instead of writing because it's how a lazy writefag does
>the story is about a writer who keeps a Muse captive and literally fucks inspiration out of her
I think this might be a sign from above.

>> No.16112531

>>16112502
You can insult me and my life all you want but don't you dare bring my wife into this

And besides you're the one with a boring wife
Smiling everyday no matter what happens, being overly optimistic about things, hiding her true feelings when's sad so you don't get worried, etc... She has no substance and only a plain idiot like you would want to marry a genki girl

Not even the best species of monster girls can redeem being genki, on the other hand kuudere girls make the best species
This is why everyone loves Lich and only one crazy man loves Kobold

Now apologize

>> No.16112535

>>16112513
Sandman is a good comic.

>> No.16112548

>>16112535
Sure is. I've got up to volume 4, gonna be getting the rest of it for Christmas. Lucifer too.

>> No.16112552

>>16112093
>Bonus round
Cheeky anon.

>> No.16112571

>>16112548
You're in for a good ride Anon.

>> No.16112574

>>16112439
>French Wights
>bad

>> No.16112576

>>16112571
I figured that out by the time I met Gadling.
>dying sucks, so I won't

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>> No.16112592

>>16112531
Ah, alright. I think I understand you now. A genki wife always has a smile on her face indeed after all, she is happy to be with her husband and looking foward to see him when they are separated. Now a kuudere one? She just stands there and doesn't care neither for you, for her or for life.

>hiding her true feelings when's sad so you don't get worried
You're kidding right? You just pointed out that she cares more about her husband than herself. Not only that but if you really liked her, you would be able to point out what's wrong, which would lead up to you bringing her smile back once more and probably a night of lovely snu-snu. But a kuudere one? Nope, just that dumb dead fish face every single day. You're not even able to know what she's feeling because guess what? She is so lame that she doesn't feel anything.

>This is why everyone loves Lich
Lich? Oh right. The girl that bores you to death.

Hey Anon, I'm sorry for you having such a lame waifu.

>> No.16112596

>>16112589
Maid cows are lewd

>> No.16112603

>>16112589
She needs a pump so she can take care of herself.

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>>16112589
Remember to not let your cows get too pent up, they may become "aggressive".

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>>16112592
>Lich? Oh right. The girl that bores you to death.
I'm not the guy you're replying to but this crosses several different lines.

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>>16112589
More big Holsts please.

>> No.16112635

Holsts in string bikinis!

>> No.16112636
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>>16112624
Order up!

>> No.16112637

>>16112613
>Liches are going to Linch

Wish I could stay here a bit longer.

>> No.16112641

>>16112574
Maybe if they're not associated with one of the worst faggots here they'd be good.

>> No.16112643

>>16112636
Puffy vulva.

>> No.16112644

>>16112592
Come on dude, there's no reason for waifu bashing. Especially when it's this early.
At least talk shit about actual bad MGs like Alps or Manticores.

>> No.16112647

>>16112592
Alright, you make some seemingly valid but very uninformed arguments

I don't want this to end up in a never ending back and forth argument between us
Let's just end it there

I'm sorry for insulting your waifu, that was too crude of me
Maybe after reading a nice story about a genki dragon I'd change my mind

>> No.16112652

>>16112635
Minotaurs in micro bikinis!

>> No.16112662

>>16112636
But I don't like Cows. Puffy Vulvas are nice

>> No.16112698
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16112698

There's a waifu on the plane!

>> No.16112699

>>16112698
Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

>> No.16112703

>>16112698
Oh the humanity!

>> No.16112708

>>16112698
Somebody needs to fug the smug out of a Gremlin.

>> No.16112710

>>16112662
>But I don't like Cows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVvuLX_Xso

>> No.16112723

>>16112698
She just saw that the wing design was inefficient and went out to do some impromptu upgrades.

>> No.16112724

>>16112698
>There's SOME-THING... ON THE WING
>SOME... THING.... ON THE WING!
>Sir, calm down, it's your waifu
>BUT... HOW CAN... THIS BE!?

>> No.16112728

>>16112698
Gremlins sound like the type of girl that would actually crash a plane and survive it with just some ash on them, a few bruises and torn clothes

>> No.16112732

>>16112728
>Well, that experiment was a bust
>BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

>> No.16112737

>>16112728
Are you saying Gremlin is a Big Girl?

>> No.16112744

>>16112728
>Behold, the Turbo Jet Delu-XXX!
>By the time you're finished orgasming, you've already arrived three hours ago!

>> No.16112752

>>16112698
>Hey hot stuff, can you pass me that wrench? I've got stuff to do.

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>>16112752
How do you get oil out of fur?

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>>16112744
Sounds like the type of testbed tech she'd use to develop a flight-abled Automaton with.

>> No.16112766

>>16112759
I do hope she's okay with me spanking the hell out of that ass.

>> No.16112768

>>16112756
Gremlin fur is oleophobic, oil doesn't stain it, it just drips off.

>> No.16112772

>>16112756
Intense and intimate scrubbing

>> No.16112782

>>16112756
Her fur used to be white

>> No.16112788

>>16112698
C-Can't she just wait until we've landed before converting the plane into some kind of sex-crazy automaton?

>> No.16112791

>>16112766
Only if you do it to test her brand new spank bracelet that gives you live feedback of the force and speed which you are spanking her at
She might ask you go to full force/speed to test if the sensors can reach that far

>> No.16112798

>>16112766
Her rear needs to have a lot padding for you to pull that off.

>> No.16112800

>>16112759
Gremlin-chan, I don't think you're authorized to be here, I'm going to have to escort you out of the facility.

>> No.16112808

>>16112800
Just stick her in a hazard suit and send her to Lambda wing. That'll keep her out of everyone's hair for like half-an-hour at least.

>> No.16112822

I feel like MGK again after ojou water horse daughteru.

You are Jimmy, and you were given a euphemism for "penis" as a name because your dad thought it was funny.
Do you help Pharaoh conquer the playground with Anubis and Girtablilu?
Do you help Ophy ruin Pharaoh's plans?
Do you eat some Baklava with Dragon, Wyvern, Wurm, and Sandworm?
Do you show the world that you hate seagulls by feeding them poison with Lich and Elf-Wight?
Do you play patty-cake with Yeti?
Do you ride on 6th grade White Horn's back?
Do you see if Mantis likes Clerks?
Or do you go to the rusty van with a Weresheep at the wheel and 'free pizza' painted on the side?

>> No.16112825

>>16112808
All that classified technology makes the place a candy store for a Gremlin.

Got to pick her up by the scruff of her neck and take her outside. Can't trust her with that kind of technology, last thing we need is nano-sized automatons.

>> No.16112829

>>16112752
>You realize I die if this window opens right?

>> No.16112833

>>16112822
I'm going to stop Lich and Elf-Wight from doing this horrible thing, and I'm doing it with my underwear outside my pants and a mask on!

>> No.16112836

>>16112822
I'm hungry, baklava sounds good but free pizza sounds better
Weresheeps are trustworthy right?

>> No.16112838

>>16112759
>Gremlin shaking her booty and telling you she has something to show you
"Haaa.... It's... Haaaa... BIG."
>Go into the hangar, it's an Automaton that dwarfs you
>Her legs are even more streamlined than normal
>Two huge, artificial breasts topping her torso as the lights of her eyes come on
"Now, Test Flight #180!"
>Automaton rips off your clothes, gripping you close to her, vacuum-tight Automaton pussy starting to milk you
>The first orgasm batters into you as the Gremlin gets more and more excited, her breathing becoming more and more ragged
"And.... Liftoff!"
>The JT-D3LUX3 activates, two wings coming out the Automaton's back structure
>The G-Force alone would be enough to kill you, but the android keeps your head pressed onto her bosom as you break out of the facility going hundreds of miles an hour
>When you finally get back from the test flight, addled and covered in soot and other shit like splattered bugs, you can see the Gremlin stripping her bra and shorts off
"Haaahn! Needs more... Cock!"
>TFW getting held in place by Flight Automaton while Gremlin-chan rides you ragged, ignoring the blaring security claxons

>> No.16112841

>>16112829
>Hey c'mon cutie, don't be a wimp, just hold your breath or something.
>Pass me that power drill while you're at it too, I gotta make some 'modifications'.

>> No.16112842

>>16112822
Patty cake with Yeti is a ploy to hug me

>> No.16112844

>>16112833
>saving seagulls
Worse than Hitler.

>> No.16112846

>>16112647
Hey Anon, you look like a cool guy. Liches are not boring at all. They are very interesting with their experiments and kuuderes are great when you break the ice.

I wouldn't say my waifu is genki, she is just cheerful. And she is also a dragon.

>> No.16112849

>>16112836
Baklava isn't a food meant to be eaten like a meal. It's hyper swert.
Like, you can't eat a lot without getting sick if it's good Baklava.

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We need more dragon knights

>> No.16112853

>>16112822
I'll just sit and wait for Wocky and Lilim like a good loyal shota.

>> No.16112855

>>16112852
Dragons are apex predators. There can't be too many around.

>> No.16112858

>>16112852
I wanna be a squire to a Dragon Knight!

>> No.16112859

>>16112852
Get lvl 2 Squire then.
Or master Knight, Blackmage, and get Lancer, Ninja, Samurai, and Geomancer to lvl 8 and kill enough people to get Dark Knight.

>> No.16112860

>>16112838
That's pretty hot.
> JT-D3LUX3
It's almost like muh Gundams, except magitek-y and clockwork-y.

>> No.16112863

>>16112853
Wock's at the Dentist.

>> No.16112864

>>16112852
Most dragons would rather be bandits. Keeping all the treasure themselves. How greedy.

>> No.16112869

>>16112863
Then to the Dentist Waiting Room I go.

>> No.16112874

>>16112869
>loud screaming and high speed drill noises intensifies

>> No.16112878

>>16112822
Eat some bakaka with dragon. I'll do the aaahn~ thing with her.

>> No.16112881

>>16112858
I would rather have a young dragon as a squire

>> No.16112884

So, dragonfags.
How will YOU prove yourself to be a cut above your fellows when it turns out there are ten of you for every dragon?

>> No.16112889

>>16112884
I'll let the others fight until there's a winner. Then I steal the Dragon from the wedding.

>> No.16112892

>>16112884
show her my kickass skills in video games and story telling

>> No.16112897

>>16112884
Mom taught me how to cook and clean, I'm not a kiki, but hey. I also jog everyday and do some exercises.

I have a healing fetish, so I aim for a damaged dragon. I hope I can also humor her.

>> No.16112899

>>16112859
Knights were always garbage units. Get a monk with that ninja double-attack move and you'll murderfuck everything.

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She started wearing cow patterns around her dress, I guess she likes being fondled.

>> No.16112906

>>16112904
What a silly creature.

>> No.16112909

>>16112904
I want to touch the cow now and do a little bit more

>> No.16112912

>>16112822
Obviously help the Pharoah, Anubis and Girtablilu

>> No.16112914

>>16112884
Show how strong I am physically and spiritually.
Then have lots and lots of daughterus with her so that there's enough for everyone.

>> No.16112915

>>16112904
>cowprint cowtits Dragon
You should consider making a gallery sometime man, your stuff is great.

>> No.16112918

>>16112884
I can make an omelette.

>> No.16112919

>>16112914
This is the winning answer.

>> No.16112921 [DELETED] 

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=jen-10

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16112922

>>16112852
We need more pudgy dragons!

>> No.16112924

>>16112904
Wait a second is she squeezing her tits a little bit? Fucking cute.

>> No.16112927

>>16112849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iTKfmwSr8U

Why did I remember this shit

>> No.16112929

>>16112921
What are you doing

>> No.16112931

>>16112899
Unless it's a character with First-Strike.
Knights kicked ass because they hurt, are hart to kill, and Knight Swords gave numerous effects.

Ninjas are more dangerous than all other classes outside of specials, due to gaining high attack and speed. They get 2-3 turns over the rest and can hit HARD. Give them Move+3 and Concentrate and you'll be able to snipe across the map by throwing Chaos Blades.
Holy Knight and Sword Saint are best period, though.

>> No.16112933

>>16112904
Wanna milk the dragon....
Gonna milk the dragon....

>> No.16112934

>>16112904
I wonder if she feels comfortable making moo sounds.

>> No.16112935

>>16112904
D-do I ring the bell? Touch the cow?

What do you want from me, woman?

>> No.16112937

>>16112822
Free pizza? Nice! Weresheeps are so nice!

>> No.16112940

>>16111196
Because they have realized that in the MGE universe, magic powered by spirit and demonic energy in synergy is far and away more powerful than anything else achievable by regular humans. This is objective fact.

As a side note, you don't 'stop caring' about the other issues. The other issues are already solved. Famine is gone because of DE veggies literally growing where sex happens, natural disasters stop because corrupt elementals all now have your back, and pre-established thousand year old sabbath lolis will provide you shelter and interesting work to follow. Demon realms ARE a paradise of a sort, where incubi and monstergirls can fuck endlessly without worry.

>> No.16112942

>>16112904
What position are you supposed to milk dragons from anyway?

>> No.16112945

>>16112937
Hope you like being chained in a dark basement with frer pizza

>> No.16112946

>>16112934
Do you think she is okay with me using her horns as handles?

>> No.16112950

>>16112945
The hell is a "frer pizza"?
Can I eat it?

>> No.16112955

>>16112946
One way to find out, two moos for yes, one moo for no.

>> No.16112959

>>16112942
With her back on your chest, her in your lap, and a breast cupped in each hand

>> No.16112960

>>16112942
While you fucke her from behind and the milk goes on a container. Or just drink from the tap

>> No.16112963

>>16112950
It's free pizza.

>> No.16112964

>>16112904
I will only fondle her if she press her breasts against me the same way Holsts do

I don't care about her pride, she has to do it

>> No.16112966

>>16112904
Also, who is the artist? Was this a commission or just for fun?

>> No.16112969

>>16112960
Lotus position with breast sucking due to her being taller?

>> No.16112973
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She
Is going
To kick your fucking ass
And
You know
Her name is Dragon Lass!

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>>16112966
Dude doesn't have a handle yet, but he does browse this place nonetheless.

>> No.16112980

>>16112973
>Red eyes black scales
Everybody knows it's the Blue-Eyes White Dragon people fear, scrub.

>> No.16112986

>>16112973
What did I do?

>> No.16112990

>>16112978
I love his work. I hope my doodles can one day be half as good.

>> No.16112992

>>16112980
Yeah, her and her two sisters are cute

>> No.16112994

>>16112986
She's Young Nasty Dragon.

>> No.16112995

>>16112931
You're explaining all these complicated effects and costly sword-wasting. I literally just punch things to death. That's all. Monks hit like freight-trains with just one hit, and ninja-powers give them two. Makes everything a cakewalk.

>Holy Knight and Sword Saint are best period, though.
Fuckin' true.

>> No.16112996

>>16112822
What do I need to do to help the Pharoah?

>> No.16112997

>>16112980
What about that one dragon that caused much grief over how bs its effect was?

>> No.16113009

>>16112990
I love his work too, it has the same feeling that the artist who did the sandworm doujin has

Don't talk yourself down
Learn to get used to non-chibi proportions and you'll become good in no time and with perseverance and a lot of practice you could even become great

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>>16112992
>TFW you're the target of affection of three Blue-Eyes White Dragon sisters
>TFW when they finally take you, it lasts for three days and nights

>> No.16113013

>>16112904
Must be hard to intimidate a village into giving you tribute when they're all staring at your Double Dragons.

>> No.16113015

>>16112995
Giving a ninja brawler is actually better, since they have better atk and atk growth than a monk, but have much lower hp growth.
Of course, you should also put on martial arts on your ninja for full effect. Monks are still awesome though because they can kick ass with minimal work and maximizing bravery.

Agrias and TG Motherfucking Cid are absolute powerhouses. Even Reis, the Dragonkin with the best stat growth outside of Onionshits, has only slightly better atk growth than Cid in his BASE JOB. He can fuck up Tiamats on his own and solo the game from the get go.


I want a Valkyrie Agrias now.

>> No.16113016

>>16112904
Now she needs some black streaks in her hair and even bigger titties to pull off that Holst look.

>> No.16113018

>>16112996
Become Iskander.

>> No.16113027

>>16113009
I'll stick to chibi for now, because I like it and it fills a niche, and try to work on more proper proportions when I get a proper house again. Maybe ask Mari, Mono, or Loen if they'll put up with me enough to teach me some things.

>> No.16113030

>>16113018
Does this fidgety Centaurs and rude Philosowurms?

>> No.16113032

>>16112927
>tfw no good genie girl in MGE

>> No.16113033

Cerberus girl(s?) when

>> No.16113034

>>16113011
Well worth it.
I wouldn't even mind if the estranged, fourth sister with plenty of scars joined in.
No stopping till they are pregnant

>> No.16113037

>>16113030
What? Just conquer.

>> No.16113038

>>16113030
Does this involve*

>> No.16113047

>>16113038
No. It involves conquering, autistic battle cries, and friendship so strong it continues even after death.

>> No.16113048

>>16113027
Man, every time I remember you're homeless it bums me down

I hope 2017 happens and we both get nice waifus so we don't have to worry about this shitty life anymore

>> No.16113058

>>16113047
But Bukephalos and Diogenes are important Iskander-stuff!

>> No.16113060

>>16113048
Don't get your hopes to high up.
Expect the worst, so that when it doesn't happen you'll be better off than the worst case scenario.

>> No.16113067

>>16113058
Fine.

>> No.16113073

I want to help a living doll look more womanly by giving her extra stuffing!

>> No.16113080

>>16113015
No point in hitting harder when Monks practically one-shot bosses already. I don't know anything about stat-growth or whatever, or if it's the same in the remake as it is in the original that I've played a million times.

Reis Dragon. Agrias Valkyrie and Ophelia... Sea Bishop? FFT with MGs would be glorious. That also reminds me that there needs to be some dedicated white-mage MG. I always had a had a thing for those adorable little white-mages.

>> No.16113085

>>16113073
They're wooden though.
So give them some wood.

>> No.16113089

>>16113085
Wooden? They're made of porcelain!

>> No.16113090

>>16111585
I want more of waifus panicking about depression

>> No.16113092

>>16112973
Cool. I like tsundere Dragons. Especially the violently insulting and abusive ones.

>> No.16113095

>no cute horny Ushi-Oni gf that will just forcefully rape me whenever I haven't put out enough instead of asking

>> No.16113096

>>16113089
Then I'll just have to warm her up and get looking much more alluring!

>> No.16113107

>>16113034
>Go to their mother's house
>She's a blind woman with the same platinum white hair as her draconic daughters
>Stops when she hears you coming through the door, being princess carried by the eldest sister
>Feels your forehead, smells your scent
>You have so many questions for all four of them, but she just smiles so warmly to you that it melts your heart
"It's been so long. Welcome home, Master."
>TFW platonic-as-fuck love with their mom while the three of them smash you

>> No.16113118

>People earlier talking about Best Mom-tier MGs
>No one mentions Troll
For shame anons, for shame.

>> No.16113136

>>16113090
It's truly something we need more of. Since it's super cute.

>> No.16113147

>>16113118
Trolls aren't THAT bad. They're nice for visiting for free pie. But their design is repulsive.

>> No.16113150

>>16113107
Cute.

>> No.16113155

>>16113080
Most bosses have more than 999 or 2000 hp though.

Stat growth is an important thing, but you don't need to bother unless you like days of grinding to make omnipotent characters. Basically: their class dictates their stat growth and current stats. A Knight has high growth for atk, while Mime has the highest atk, hp, and m:atk growth outside of onionshits. This also applied to level downs, so leveling down as a Chemist while leveling up as a Mime gets you a large net increase in stats.
By deleveling and releveling, my Agrias has max hp while naked, 98 physical attack, 88 magick attack, and wears Septime perfume, Robe of Lords, Ribbon, Aegis shield, and Chaos Blade. She is utterly impossible to kill outside of 15 Dark Knights ganging up on her due to having blade grasp and safeguard. Her attack is so obscene she does 999 with night sword against her worst zodiac sign compatibility with just a broadsword.

>> No.16113165

>>16113147
It isn't

You're repulsive

>> No.16113176

>>16113165
Come on now anon. You know damn well it looks disgusting. Don't tell me you'd waifu a troll?

>> No.16113180

>>16113176
I would because I'm not a faggot like you

>> No.16113182
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>>16113176
I would. As well as Mindflayer.

>> No.16113194

>>16113118
No mentions of Pharaoh or Echidna either.

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>>16113033
Whenever I get over my crippling self-doubt, so in the meantime have the most yandere of yanderes.

>> No.16113207

>>16113180
I personally believe all waifus are equal. But a troll? Really? How low standards do you have to have?

>>16113182
Mindflayers are great. But trolls aren't.

>> No.16113210

>>16113155
Days of grinding? You're saying you did all this stuff to get an Agrias that does 999 damage? And it took less effort then just getting double-hit on a Monk and immediately hitting 800-1200 in a single turn without any grinding necessary? Maybe it's just because I always made Ramza the monk, and his stats are different or something. I dunno since I just breeze through the game without caring about grinding.

>> No.16113213

>>16113194
Would Pharoah fit a momster roll or onee San?

>> No.16113234

>>16113194
>>16113213
Personally think that Pharaoh's more the Onee-san type myself.

But yes, the exclusion of Echidna from Momster talk is as egregious as the lack of mentions for Troll.

>> No.16113236

>>16113182
Do you get flayed by squeezing one?

>> No.16113240

>>16113234
I agree. She's not as gentle and loving to be a mom. But she's just as dominant and teasing enough to be a mean onee san.

>> No.16113251

>>16113240
And you cannot go against her words too.

>> No.16113259
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Remember there is one Oneesan who will always protect you, and always love you.

>> No.16113262
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16113262

Birbs are made to be cocksleeves. That's why they have hollow bones, so you can bounce them on your dick more easily.

>> No.16113270

>>16113262
So kinda like elfs?
That's good, harpies would make good cocksleeves.

>> No.16113275

>>16113270
Elf don't have hollow bones, do they?

>> No.16113277

>>16113275
No, but they are made to be cocksleeves.
So would harpies make better cocksleeves than elves?

>> No.16113280

>>16113262
>>16113270
No

>> No.16113283

>>16113259
But her extra "things" will potentially scare an anon. And she seems more slimy than huggable.

>> No.16113290
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>>16113277
Elves are the better cocksleeves because of the special function of their vaginas.

>> No.16113297

>>16113290
I swear if you are referring to vagina tentacle you can fuck off.

>> No.16113300

>>16113210
Ps1 or psp? Because the psp ver has the non-dumbed down difficultly.
Plus, it takes forever, but it's nice doing max damage on any target. Period.
Though it mostly shines in the side thibgs, as it's comolete overkill in the main game.

There's also the whole "impossible to kill and will fuck your team up" aspect of it. I did it for my whole team, meaning my Ninja, Samurai, Dragoon, Beowulf, Reis, Cid, Baltheir, and my itemfind bitch Cloud.
My Ninjas speed is obscene. Like, DBZ levels.

Still, Valk Agrias would be lovely, drawfags.
HINT HINT

>> No.16113302

Can we please stop treating Elves like this? Show some respect please.

>> No.16113305

>>16113302
Oh fine then.
>"Please miss elf, can I use you as a cocksleeves?"

>> No.16113307

>>16113302
>Expecting anything from memelovers

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>>16113302
I want to use a nice Elf as a plush toy.

>> No.16113329

>>16113297
The seed is growing inside you.

>> No.16113331

>>16113290
>Vagina tentacles again
Fuck OFF Bollocks

>> No.16113338

>>16113283
She's super hugable, and her mouths are nice and friendly. You can pet them if you want.

>> No.16113340

>>16113290
>>16113329

Go away with that shit faggot.

>> No.16113352

>>16113313
Marcielle is just another reason for me to hate Elves. She didn't even truly resurrect Farlyn, she just brought the Red Dragon back in her body, which that cocktease Androgy-Dark Elf probably transformed into a different form because fuck cooking it's time for plot

>> No.16113356
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http://pastebin.com/NLHdPuR5

Weekly Fallen Brides translation update. About 3,400 words this time. Unfortunately, this is a long section, so I wasn't able to reach a natural breaking point like I have in previous updates.

This section concludes Koyoi's flashbacks, and begins what I'm sure we all knew was coming eventually. This brings us to 60% completion on this story.

As usual, the version on the blog (link in the pastebin) has italics and other formatting, which some of you may find helpful.

>> No.16113361

>>16113338
I will agree that she is very huggable. But do "they" bite? They look like they would.

>> No.16113395

>>16113361
She'd probably use them to lick you.

They can also give love bites if you asked her about it.

>> No.16113398

>>16113033
Looking at Chimaera it seems like KC doesn't know how to do multiple heads properly
I'm sure Cerberus will happen, profile will be great, her art will be gorgeous but she'd have one stupid detail related to her heads that will ruin her

>>16113073
Please don't lewd the Living Doll, her figure is perfect as it is

>> No.16113401

>>16113395
They probably lick her husband clean after a long mating session.

>> No.16113404

>>16113398
Never!
Gonna make her the most stacked of shortstacks

>> No.16113406

>>16113398
All he has to do is make it three actual heads.
Not pauldrons.
Not one-head-split-personality.
Not shapeshiftery.
Just straight-up three heads with separate personalities.

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>>16113361
They'd never bite you.She loves you. Because you're special and irreplaceable to her.

>> No.16113410

>>16113356
Good to see progress being made steadily.

>> No.16113411

>>16113356
Nice
Thanks for your good work

>>16113404
How is she supposed to spook people by stealthily moving around when she's a shortstack who keeps tripping over?

>> No.16113416

>>16113409
What if it's love bites?

>> No.16113419

>>16113411
>He doesn't want a shortstack Living doll with massive tits and a tremendous rear to trip while she sneaking up on him, revealing her elegant panties

Come on man.

>> No.16113421

My onee-san >> Your onee-san

>> No.16113426

>>16113421
My wife >>> onee-sans

>> No.16113429

>>16113300
>Ps1 or psp?
PS1 of course. Not even emulator. I just remember struggling through most of the game my first time, and then everything becoming piss-easy when I discovered the power of ninja-monks.
>Ninja, Samurai, Dragoon
You seem to use all the units I tend to avoid. I always find that just Archers and Summoners are already sufficient for most anything. But again, it's most likely just game balancing. I like it being easyish since it gives me freedom to fuck around and make waifu-units.
>itemfind bitch Cloud
Yeah, that's about all he's good for.

>> No.16113432

>>16113426
My wife = Onee-san

>> No.16113433

>>16113409
>those hips.
>in those shorts

MUH

>> No.16113437

>>16113421
My onee san > your onee San

But it's ok anon. I bet your onee San is just as best to you as my onee San is to me.

>> No.16113438

>>16113411
>Living Doll spooking people
Sometimes I forget that other people are afraid of dolls. I only ever imagine them hanging around in toy stores waiting for people to buy them like puppies or something.

>> No.16113441

>>16113409
>That golden tooth

>> No.16113445

>>16113409
That gucking Cheshire better not ruin my onee-san's sun bathing session.

>> No.16113448

>>16113406
Can 3 heads really work?
She'd look like a freak

I know it can work if you go for a more monstrous look but MGE is pretty tame in that aspect

>>16113419
Living Dolls only have 2 pleasures in life
1: Spooking people
2: Getting dressed up by their owner

Why would you want to remove one of them?
You better heavily compensate and buy her all the cute dresses

>> No.16113457

>>16113448
You bet I would.
They'd be frilly, hug her figure, and make it look like she could pop her top at any moment.

>> No.16113479

>>16113437
No. Mine is objectively best,

>> No.16113480

>>16113479
That's ok to think that. Anons get really defensive about their onee san they love so dearly.

>> No.16113482

>>16113448
>She'd look like a freak
Welcome to monster girls.
And they'd be no more monstrous than:
>centaurs of all varieties
>scylla types
>motherfucking SANDWORMS
>chaos girls
etc.

>> No.16113485

>>16113421
Does your onee-san milk you dry while belittling you about how perverted you are?
I don't think so

My onee-san >>> Your onee-san

>> No.16113488

>>16113421
Anon here >>16113485 has a point. How are you even going to compete with that?

>> No.16113492

>>16113485
Yes she does, and way better than yours I bet!

>> No.16113510

>>16113482
But all of them just have one head. More than one head is just really uncomfortably weird as hell. It's like being in a three-girl harem and having three dicks. Just because you can fuck them all at once doesn't mean it isn't still fuckin' weird.

>> No.16113512

>>16113457
Good, don't forget to dress her up in the most comfiest pajamas and hug her tight while going to sleep

>>16113482
I should have been more clear
It's the fact that her upper body would differ wildly from other species' that would make her stand out as a freak

We only have one monoeye, we don't have any girls with more than 2 arms, the only girl with more than one head uses pauldrons that look like armor, etc...

KC doesn't take much risk compared to other monster girls artists

>> No.16113518

>>16113290
I'm going to ignore what you probably mean and choose to believe you're talking about elves having super stimulating vaginas.

>> No.16113521

>>16113512
That I would.
The top would be a button up so that she can show off her surprising amount of cleavage and her backside would be big enough so that her panties can be seen peeking from the bottoms.

She'd make a little huff and comment how she can't spook anything looking like she does, with hips wider than most girls and big enough that she has to worry about getting stuck in doorways some days

>> No.16113526

>>16113457
I want to molest an Shortstack Living doll's tits.
I want her to start getting really smug about how much pleasure her fat chest gives me.
I want her to wake up all the other busty Living Dolls in the attic so that I'm getting paizuri raped to sleep by a bunch of Shortstacks and Oppai Lolis.

>> No.16113534

>>16113526
Would some of the dolls make you use your hands while the rest bully your dick with their chests?
Would the original doll straddle your head with her thick thighs and smugly smile down as you eat her out?

>> No.16113546

>>16113429
I too make waifunits. Sam, nin, and dragoon are just awesome to me so I use them often.

>all he's good for
Yep. His limits suck.

>> No.16113547

>>16113521
>getting stuck in doorways
Hold on there, hombré. Unless that's a doggy door you're talking about, that goes well beyond obese. Especially on a freaking doll, she'd be as wide as she is tall. Maybe even wider.

>> No.16113550

>>16113547
Old homes have small doors and hallways, where else do you think a little living doll would live?

>> No.16113555

How tall do you like your doll?

Same size as me would be extremely cute just like the doll from Bloodborne but I still prefer a short one of about 4 feet for the creepy factor

>> No.16113560

>>16113555
Four feet is best for cute factor.
That and they can be deliciously thick at that size, perfect for snuggling.

>> No.16113565

>>16113555
The Plain Doll is actually a little taller than the player.

So just right.

>> No.16113570

>>16113555
Seven feet

>> No.16113573

>>16112978
To say the truth I remember asking him for a dragon and if that image was because of that it would make me really happy. but it's kinda selfish though.

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>>16113555
4ft dolls are the best, it's cute when they can't reach stuff around the house and ask for help.

>> No.16113577

>>16113574
Then you can pick them up by the hips and hoist them up!
You can even look up their skirt while you do that!

>> No.16113583

>>16113555
Most Living Dolls are probably only around 2 feet tall. They are dolls after all. Personally, 4 or 5 feet is the bare minimum for me. I'd like to be able to kiss them while balls deep without having to snap my spine to do it.

>> No.16113586

>>16113555
I like the small ones. They are pretty cute.

>> No.16113609

>>16113565
>actually a little taller
She truly is a cutie

>>16113577
Please don't, she already let's you see her naked body and toy with it when you dress her up, you don't need to do perverted things on top of that

And don't you dare make her wear lewd clothing

>> No.16113612

>>16113555
2 feet tall is pretty nice.

>> No.16113615

>>16113406
>>16113398
>>16113033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkrF43SZEU

>Cerberus MG
>A variant of the Hellhounds
>Has existed since before the Overlord rose to power, and is more times than not erroneously used to refer to the individual, over her descendants
>Guard-dogs of the Underworlds and of Demon Realms
>Tower over normal humans and monsters at a height range of 213 - 256 cm, with densely muscular bodies
>Their fur, per their Hellhound-like nature is completely jet black, and strong enough to resist some forms of light weaponry
>Feet and hand paws are massive, big enough to easily palm a basketball like it was nothing
>The strangest physical attribute they possess, however, is the fact that instead of one, they have three heads with three different personalities
>It varies amongst individuals, but the most common combination is genki, normal, tsun with others existing. No two heads share the same personality.
>When mating with a Cerberus, not only will she prefer to be on top, but will want you to make love to her at least as many times as she has heads, with them enjoying various positions
>Though they often times will have conflicting opinions and will not attack without being in consensus, once the Cerberus finds their one true husband, they will devote everything to protecting him
>Tales exist of heroes in the ancient world who'd tussled with the original Cerberus and won, but in the current age, there are very few monsters who's ire can match the ferocity or savagery of one such beast
>Hell hath no fury like a Wolfu scorned

>> No.16113620

>>16113609
Imma do it.
White lace panties with garters are what she's gonna have.

>> No.16113623
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This Fairy barges in and commands you to do shit or she'll use her magic on you.

What do?

>> No.16113624

>>16113623
Cumflate the fairy

>> No.16113626

>>16113534
Yes and yes.

>> No.16113628

>>16113615
That's not so scary. You can just pull an orpheus and calm them down with music.

>> No.16113633

>>16113623
flush her down the toilet.

>> No.16113635

>>16113609
>And don't you dare make her wear lewd clothing
I'd make her wear a maid outfit with a breast window.

>> No.16113640

>>16113628
Big dogs are calmer because they know they don't have to prove anything.

>> No.16113646

>>16113555
Bare minimum about up to my waist. I've no real issue with doll size other than a small size makes it more awkward to perform the mating press

>> No.16113660

>>16113646
But a small size DOES allow you to hold them up and forcefully fuck them against a wall while their legs dangle limply. That's something.

>> No.16113661

>>16113628
>Get cheeky with your music skills
>Break out the guitar
>Play Roundabout by Yes
>Cerberus rapes you three times as hard that night
>Leaving you in a body dent in the bed

>> No.16113662

>>16113623
Tell her to make her self human sized and lactating and I'll listen to her.

>> No.16113676
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>>16113640
I want Cerberus to sit on my face

>> No.16113729

>>16113615
>You'll never be chosen as a sacrifice to a Cerberus to keep her from destroying your village.
>She'll never look you over, her right head grinning smugly while the middle one licks her lips and her left head smiles cheerfully, sling you over her shoulder and carry you back to a surprisingly fancy looking bed before pinning you to it.
>She'll never wrap her arms around you and start kissing you all over while one of her heads nuzzles you.
>She'll never make you feel like the most wonderful person in the world while milking you dry.
>You'll never wake up on top of her while being cuddled like a teddy bear.
>You'll never live a loving married life with a Smug, Lewd and Genki Cerberus.

>> No.16113758

>>16113623
What does her magic do?

>> No.16113766

>>16113758
Makes your dick rock hard until you fuck a monstergirl.
She didn't anticipate the possibility of you using her as an Onahole though. Fairies aren't too bright.

>> No.16113779

Would a lonely dragon still marry if she knew her hubby was a gold digger?

>> No.16113785

>>16113779
It's a Dragon, anon. Just about every person who goes after them and isn't a bard is partly doing it to get at her hoard.

>> No.16113786

>>16113779
She'd take every measure possible to make sure her husband is addicted to her body.

>> No.16113788
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>>16113729
>Smug, Lewd, and Genki

>> No.16113796

>>16113615
Imagine a titfuck from one of these things, with all three heads giving your dicks head a lick with their potentially long tongues.
Provided they have massive goddamn titties of course.

>> No.16113804

>>16113785
What about the men who are sick of them extorting their villages?

>> No.16113821

>>16113788
Just imagine the kisses anon.
>Lewd head is the one in the center, so she gets your lips.
>Her tongue winding around yours while she moans in pleasure.
>Genki head gets the right side of your face.
>Her giggling while peppering your face with kisses melts your heart.
>Smug head gets the left side of your face.
>She's surprisingly gentle and almost embarrassed. She's clearly out of her element doing something so tender with you and it's adorable.

>>16113796
They'd probably be Kyonyuu Fantasy sized, if not bigger, due to their large frame.

>> No.16113824

>>16107649
Monsters asserting their claim over you is my fetish

>> No.16113831

>>16113729
>>16113821
Would she get all flustered when she wears that micro bikini for our anniversary?

>> No.16113840

>>16113831
No. But, You'll probably get flustered when she leans in and all three heads tell you they took fertility potions.
You're not getting out from under her until she's pregnant anon.

>> No.16113841

>>16113796
Honestly with the way I see it They'd be as big as Tio's if not bigger.

>> No.16113853

>>16113840
>dat spoiler
I wouldn't have it any other way. Would they get flustered when I start talking about names for our daughterus?

>> No.16113869

>>16113853
Yes, because you're so cute to them.

>> No.16113924
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>MFW several other people coming around to Gnoll and Cerberus ideas
>MFW not fucking alone anymore
>MFW still the biggest shitbag here

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>>16113758
Based around the fact that 97% of fairies are flat, and that they store magic in their boobs, I'd say she could do...just about anything with her magic.

Upsetting her would be unwise, she might rape you after shrinking your dick to fit her better.

>> No.16113934

>>16113924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp8H6j2vAxE

>> No.16113937

>>16113623
Catch her and ram my dick in her

>> No.16113938

>>16113934
Thanks based Ugandan man

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Frogs in mating season!

>> No.16113967
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"Anon~! It's time for bed, I have some 'homemade' milk and cookies to help you sleep well tonight!"

>> No.16113978

>>16113967
Awesome. I love milf and cookies.

Gonna insist on lap pillows and nursing handjobs before bed.

>> No.16113994

>>16113967
I prefer my Holstaurs with hooves.

>> No.16114006

>>16113967
I'll find a homeless Wurm and give those things to her.

>> No.16114009
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>MFW having a dream during nap today about Black Phillip's Forest as a casino
>With a tanned black furred Baphomet as the proprietor, her employees being Familiars, Witches, Devils, and Imps in bunny girl outfits
>MFW Witch's Sabbat below ground where orgies happen between the patrons and the girls looking for dependable big brothers
>MFW her personal chambers are basically a reality marble to a dark, foggy wood where she stalks the MC and engages in hallucinogenic poultice rubbing all over their bodies followed by languid, polynesian style sex

>> No.16114013

>>16113967
>it's only 5:00pm

I'm not waking up early tomorrow, am I?

>> No.16114014

>>16114013
But Anon, it's 11:20PM

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>> No.16114036

>>16114033
Brown demon maids. That is dangerous.

>> No.16114043

>>16114033
>Succumaid
Now we just need Dragonian, Undead, and Holst Succubi to join the fray.

>> No.16114050

>>16114033
I want to hug that demon.

>> No.16114077

>>16107026
Any Man-Made updates planned?

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>>16114043
Did I hear Dragon?

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16114100

Materclaws is a good artist.
More wife pictures planned and some in the works.

>> No.16114106

If I had a monster onee san would she reward me for doing well in classes?

>> No.16114113

>>16114106
Yes, she would say congratulations and give you a smile.

>> No.16114117

>>16114100
l-lewd!

>> No.16114126

>That feel when you're a mercenary just trying to do your damned job, but your client, the currently-reigning Pharaoh, keeps following you around and trying to set you up with her Nubian half-sister (and, in all likelihood, herself).
>Taranis-dammit, you're hunting down a Hykso death-cult seeking to revive the long-dead Sea Peoples and wipe out all of the known world, you haven't got time for this shit.

>> No.16114129

>>16114100
cute!
gazer is slowly making her way up my power rankings

>> No.16114132

>>16114100
His Cerea ranges from great to rather awkward.
Nice wife by the way.

>> No.16114137

Is demonic possession a thing in MGE?

>> No.16114142

>>16114137
Ghosts and Fox Ghosts can posses women,

>> No.16114148

>>16114142
That's not demonic possession.

>> No.16114155

>>16114148
They're getting possessed by ghastly semen demons.

>> No.16114161

>>16114100
She has nice armpits

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>>16113853
>Do we need three names or just one!?
>B-But what if I have puppies!?
>I can't handle more than two kids! Stop laughing!
>This isn't funny! Motherhood is serious business!

>> No.16114163
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16114163

I feel like I'm going to commission some more stuff with dynamic poses in the coming months.
>>16114132
His cel shading style is really nice but I vastly prefer his soft shading. This January I'll probably commission a soft shaded picture of her in a similar pose to the cel shaded one I got from him a while ago because god damn, he's good.
>>16114129
She made her way to the top of my heart years ago.
>>16114117
Barely!

>> No.16114172

>>16114162
How does breastfeeding work with Cerberus daughterus?

>> No.16114174

>>16114163
>Shit monster with shit jojo
It all makes sense.

Just kidding about your waifu.

>> No.16114179

>>16114172
Gotta take turns.

>> No.16114185

>>16114172
...Two mouths one nipple?
Rotating which side gets one all to herself while the middle-child never gets enough attention and develops a complex just like in real life?

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>>16114161
She has nice everything.
>>16114174
All the jojos are cool anon

>> No.16114191

>>16114172
Oh, I know. Have one head in each nipple and one in your dick.

>> No.16114198

>>16114189
Jolyne single handedly undid the work of every other jojo before her, though.

>> No.16114200

>>16114189
How many pic of gazer do you have right now?

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>>16113573
Are you that guy that asked for that elin/loli dragon a few weeks back? because I had it done, but I got all flustered.

>>16112915
Thinking about it.

>>16112966
For fun.

>> No.16114235

>>16114198
Pretty sure her stand didn't evolve into Made In Heaven and reset time though.

>> No.16114243

>>16114228
>fat-bottomed Dragonloli with cute stubby wings and tail
On top of being able to draw pear-shaped girls, you're also able to draw fat booties to accommodate them. Lovely work.

>> No.16114249

>>16114228
Aw shit there it is, in full color too! I was about to go to sleep Anon, and you just made me very fucking happy. Thanks for doing it and I hope you have a great life of drawing. Maybe someday I'll be as good as you.

>> No.16114252

>>16114185
I don't think a Cerberpup is going to be big enough to reach both breasts at once.
You'll just have to rotate them.

>> No.16114255

>>16114235
She fucked up and was the reason that gay priest got Made in Heaven, though.

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16114259

>>16114198
Oh come now, anon, everything wasn't completely Jolyne's fault.
>>16114200
This is always a tough question because my folder is full of alternate versions and multiple resolutions and .psd files all that, but uh, folder says 539 items, 1.05 GB. Probably reduce that by ~50-75 to get a better estimate.

>> No.16114279

>>16113978
>milf and cookies
Was that a slip of the tongue?

>> No.16114283

>>16114255
Pretty sure Jotaro is the reason the gay priest gof Made in Heaven.
If he'd just burned DIO's diary without reading it none of that shit would've ever happened.

>> No.16114399
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16114399

>>16114191
Fuck off KDF

>> No.16114414

>>16114399
It's not me anon, that's someone else.

>> No.16114450

>>16114399
Yeah, i'm not KDF. He would ever fuck anything other than his waifu and daughteru.

>> No.16114474

>Travel to Dragonia in a soul searching quest
>You keep having dreams of three stars streaking through a desert sky, their fires blazing a bright blue
>End up asking every Dragon you see if they remember such an occurrence, many of them think you're mad or delirious with insanity
>Hell, a black-scaled dragon with scars all across her body holds you in rapt attention with ruby-red eyes before disdainfully telling you to, in her own words, 'Fuck yourself'
>Climb to the highest peak, the dreams having intensified into almost lucid memories of some sort
>The air up there is cold, uninviting, you're not even sure a dragon would care if you allowed your body to be dashed against the rocks
>As you fall, you can almost hear a group of voices calling out to you
>Close your eyes, expecting to never wake from your slumber as the wind whooshes past you
>But death never takes you, and you find yourself in a lavish bed with down pillows and pearly white dynasty cotton sheets that're almost like silk
"Ah, he's awake."
>The sun's shining through a window, letting you see the woman that spoke. You can make out the vague details of silvery-white scales on her clawed arms and legs, as well as her wings
>Two beautiful blue eyes stare into you as she warmly smiles
>It's an almost nostalgic feeling, one that makes your heartache. You're clutching your chest as unfamiliar tears begin to flow.
>Two more of the dragons come into the room, their platinum white hair cascading down to their shoulders. The three of them begin looking at each other, and then back to you.
"Do you think he remembers?"
"Doubtful. It has been so long, sisters."
"How can we be sure it's him?"
>The leader of the three smiles again, her cheeks flushing slightly
"I felt my heart skip a beat when I caught him... Just like all those eons ago. That familiar scent stirred these memories of mine..."
>Confused, ask them what they're talking about. The eldest sister steps forward, placing a claw on your cheek, the vast oceans of her eyes making you lose yourself in them.
"Oh... Beloved... We've crossed oceans of time, just for this moment. Please, we've waited for so long... Don't leave us again."
>They're climbing onto the bed with you
>TFW falling asleep with the three dragons cuddling you, forgotten and deep buried memories breaking towards the surface
>The tears won't stop flowing
>You're finally home

>> No.16114498

>>16114474
I like this concept very much.

>> No.16114501

I want to hunt down the evil dragon queen and find that she's a tiny oppai loli.

>> No.16114514
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16114514

I want to worship a lewd goddess.

>> No.16114535

>>16114474
It'd be better if it was just one dragon he'd come back to.

>> No.16114567
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16114567

Are there 4 lizardgirls that can be used for this

>> No.16114575

>>16114567
We only have two types unless you want to use dragons. If you do go that route you'd better us a wurm for "hhhehehe"

>> No.16114585

>>16114567
Top Left - Wurm
Top Right - Ryu
Bottom Left - Salamander
Bottom Right - Lizardman

>> No.16114636

>>16114575
>>16114585
Wouldn't wurm be better for the hhhyhyhy?

>> No.16114642
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16114642

>>16114636
The internet has already agreed, Anon. Don't bother us about it.

>> No.16114657

>>16114636
Wurm is more a hheheheehe than a hhyhyhyhyhy

>> No.16114662

Who is the best cow that isn't a Holstaur or Minotaur?

>> No.16114668

>>16114662
teacher cow of course

>> No.16114686

>>16114662
Hakutaku is a minotaur subspecies so them.

>> No.16114692

>>16114668
>>16114686
How about non-bovine cow monstergirls?

>> No.16114700

>>16114692
>non bovine
>cow

>> No.16114704
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16114704

>>16114700
Yes.

>> No.16114714

>>16114704
If you're looking for your standard titty monster, start at A and work your way down to Z, with the exception of a few lolis.

>> No.16114719

>>16114535
I may change it if I expand on it. I dunno.

>> No.16114732

>>16114692
Were-Sheep and Satyr have the boobs for milking while being based off of animals people do milk. After that Pharaoh and Apsara. Both of them are giant tiddy monsters and Apsara are dancing with milk in their profile pic.

>> No.16114859

>you will never walk in on your Leanan Sidhe roommate masturbating to old Bob Ross videos

>> No.16114870

>>16114859
That's a spanking.

>> No.16114872

>>16114704
Look at the size of those bloodbags!

>> No.16114888

>>16114859
>Doing lewd things with based Afro Jesus
That girl's gonna get the devil beat out of her.

>> No.16114967

>>16114870
>>16114888
domestic violence is not the answer

>> No.16114970

>>16114872
More like milkbags.

>> No.16114975

>>16114859
Infect her computer with a succuvirus so that all images of Bob Ross have my face crudely shoop'd on.

>> No.16114978

>>16114967
Please, spanking is not domestic violence. It's foreplay. I don't know why anyone would try that on most monsters when she's in the middle of schlicking and expect her not to like it.

>> No.16114999

Is it wrong for a mother MG to teach her daughters to kiss by kissing them herself?

>> No.16115009

>>16114870
Why? If she pays her part of the rent she can watch whatever she wants.

>>16114888
Careful anon, she might like that.

>> No.16115010

>>16114999
Yes KDF, it is.

>> No.16115074
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16115074

They lurk among us.

>> No.16115080

>>16115074
Lord, I wish.
Do you know what I'd give to meet a monstergirl NEET from the other side?

>> No.16115084

>>16115010
Amon stop it, that's not me either.

>> No.16115088
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16115088

>>16115080
But she's probably chubby. And stinky. And awkward. And so starved for actual sex instead of toys that you'll never escape her room.

>> No.16115094

>>16115088
>stinky NEET girls
hI aLp

>> No.16115097

>>16115084
>Either
This would imply I had attributed something to you previously. I haven't.

Besides it sounds like you.

>> No.16115102

>>16115088
You act like monstergirls like that aren't worth cuddling and loving.
Bathing's a thing and I'm awkward too, so I could be awkward with her.

>> No.16115109

>>16115097
I'm sorry for pulling the same thing I'm trying to correct, but someone got mistaken for me earlier today too.

>> No.16115121

>>16115109
>but someone got mistaken for me earlier today too.
I hope your cancer isn't spreading.

>> No.16115129

>>16115121
But I don't even have cancer!

>> No.16115131

Don't trust NEET monstergirls, they seem inoffensive and kind but in fact they are violent rapist who WILL use your body to satisfy all the weird fetishes they acquired throughout years of masturbation

>> No.16115137

>>16115131
But anon, what if I kissed her straight on the mouth and then whispered in her ear about how beautiful she is?

>> No.16115155
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16115155

>>16115137
Once she recovers from stammering and blushing uncontrollably, she's probably going to rape you. Hard. And repeatedly. All while muttering about how Anon loves her. Probably with permanent heart pupils, too.

>> No.16115166

>>16115155
Cute!
Is it really rape if I welcome it?

>> No.16115167

>>16115137
This >>16115155

Also I hope you like rough doggystyle where you pull her hair and make her say out loud how good she feels because you'll be doing a lot of this

>> No.16115169

>>16115167
A+
What about post sex cuddling?

>> No.16115173
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16115173

>>16115167
>rough doggystyle where you pull her hair and make her say out loud how good she feels
Where do I find this mystical, fetish-indulging NEET?

>> No.16115206

>>16115169
>>16115173
But you're not supposed to love her
Wouldn't you prefer a confident girl who doesn't ask you to do weird things in bed?

She'll probably ask you to mating press her for breaskfast everyday
As for cuddles you'll do so much of them you'll forget how it feels to lay in bed alone
This is NOT ok

>> No.16115220

I need stories of Order men losing to MGs and getting tenderly loved.

>> No.16115223

>>16115155
>>16115167
How would she act when I look her in the eyes and jab myself with a Manticore barb?

>>16115173
All you gotta do is pull that trigger, then your waifu will no longer be just dreams.

>> No.16115226

>>16115206
Anon, if a girl insists that I give her a morning mating press and pull her hair during doggy, she can have all the damn cuddles that she wants. any girl who can tick off all my fetish boxes like a secretly kinky nerd deserves them.

>> No.16115228

>>16115223
>All you gotta do is pull that trigger, then your waifu will no longer be just dreams.
One day I'll be set free.

>> No.16115237

>>16115206
Anon, you just described a woman I'd love with every nanoangstrom of my heart.
Especially if I can help her think better of herself.

>> No.16115260

>>16115206
>She'll probably ask you to mating press her for breakfast everyday
I don't see a problem, that's 100% wife material right there.

>> No.16115261

>>16115223
>How would she act when I look her in the eyes and jab myself with a Manticore barb?
She'd get wet because it reminds her of that one doujin she loves
She'd probably recite her favorite lines as you fuck her too

>>16115226
>>16115237
Ok, you guy enjoy your sex-freak NEET with no self confidence
Don't come back crying when you come home to her wearing some perverted leather outfit that dents into her skin

>> No.16115262
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16115262

Yuletide approaches. Santa's little vermin will be spying on you.

>> No.16115269
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16115269

>>16115261
Oh no, however will I live with knowing that I'm endlessly fucking a girl who indulges my every preversion?

>> No.16115275

>>16115261
>Don't come back crying when you come home to her wearing some perverted leather outfit that dents into her skin
Stop anon, I can only get so erect.

>> No.16115276

>>16115261
I'm going to fuck, cuddle, and love some self confidence into that NEET.
What are you imagining for this? Because I'm imagining an Apophis.

>> No.16115279

>>16115262
She better not, or else she'll end up wearing a leather strap harness with an armbinder and sleeping in a cage in my basement.

>> No.16115285

Who here knows shit about plants?

Is an alraune a snap trap or a pitcher plant? Or both?

>> No.16115288

>>16115285
She's breddy flowah.

>> No.16115294 [SPOILER] 
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16115294

>>16115276
>NEET Apophis
Nice taste.
Mine's an Anubis.

>> No.16115295
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16115295

>>16115276
Personally, I have a particularly soft cow in mind, though that Dark Elf I dug up above is... mmmph.

>> No.16115305

>>16115288
Yeh but what kind of breddy flowah is she?

She has a lure. She has a pit full of nectar that makes it hard to escape. Her petals close.

If I were a plant dude how would classify her and under what family?

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16115308

>>16115295
Dark Elves are cheating though. They're literal purpose in the world is to fuck and get fucked.

>> No.16115319

>>16115305
Breddy flowah smell nice. Gonna fug.

>> No.16115331

>>16115088
I wanna NEET Hellhound who writes cheesy romance greentext stories on /hbg/ and spends a good chunk of her money on art comissions of cute human guys! I wanna meet that neet and make all her dreams come true!

>> No.16115340

>>16115294
I want to squeeze it!

>> No.16115353

>>16115305
And would an alraune be classified as a succulent?

>> No.16115380

>>16115285
Alraunes are neither. They're modeled after carrion flowers. KC just made them sweet and alluring to men instead of flies.

>> No.16115392

>>16115308
And cuddles! Don't forget the cuddles!

>> No.16115409
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16115409

>>16115392

>> No.16115413

>>16115409
If this what they actually said, I'd pick it the fuck up, but it's an edit, isn't it?

>> No.16115419

>>16115413
it's actually pretty good

>> No.16115422

>>16107838
There's a list?

>> No.16115425

>>16115262
I'm gonna stuff that Mouse's stocking!

>> No.16115439

>>16115422
http://pastebin.com/tDBF4m7E

All but druella and the queen of hearts are oc

>> No.16115448
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16115448

>>16115439
>still not on there
I guess I deserve it for not actually keeping up with the writing.

>> No.16115451

>>16115448
thats why he said it needed updateing

>> No.16115462

>>16114100
Is there an uncensored version of this?

>> No.16115465
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16115465

So how powerful is a Gazer?

>> No.16115475

>>16115465
find out in a few weeks oniichan

>> No.16115480
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16115480

The person that drew that Clubs Trumpart just made a Spades version.

>> No.16115487

>>16115475
>a few weeks
But I'm trying to write NOW!
>>16115480
No number?

>> No.16115488

>>16115480

now for one on the rules card that's always in a deck of cards

>> No.16115499

>>16115480
If it's true that their personality depends on the suit, I can see this being relatable to Shugo Chara. Spades is Kuudere, Clubs is deredere, Hearts is genki as fuck and Diamonds is an idol.

>> No.16115518

>>16111381
I deliberately forgot about charon because I automatically associated her with hobos.

>> No.16115552

>>16115518
That's kind of rude.

>> No.16115660
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16115660

My armor, my helmet, my sword and my shield-
Gather for me, and the path I shall yield!

>> No.16115676

>>16111894
Sauce is the best series about buttpounding fox lolis on the internet.

>> No.16115681

http://i.imgur.com/kce1RK7.jpg

Now imagine that but as a Jinko.

>> No.16115686
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16115686

Givin' my dog a sandwich.

>> No.16115687

>>16115681
2 fat

>> No.16115689

>>16115686
What kind?

>> No.16115695
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16115695

>>16115689
jalepeno jack, black forest ham, and chipotle mayo. It's her favorite.

givin' my dog some hot chocolate.

>> No.16115696

>>16115695
Oh great, giving chocolate to a dog. Great job killer. Another one bites the dust.

>> No.16115698

>>16115695

>Giving a dog chocolate

Dude.

>> No.16115700

>>16115696
>>16115698
The "chocolate kills dogs" thing is a meme.

>> No.16115702

>>16115695
That sounds like a good sandwich. I don't always even care enough to butter my bread when I'm eating it.

>> No.16115703
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16115703

Meet your new landlord. She accepts rent in modern currency, ancient currency, and personal tributes to her shrine.

>> No.16115707

>>16115700

Large amounts will kill 'em. Small amounts will give them upset stomachs, vomiting, and diarrhea. Bad for them.

Also don't give them onions or garlic, also bad for them.

>> No.16115710

>>16115703
She's had like 4 dicks inside of her at once, and over a hundred total.

>> No.16115713

>>16115707
Mind your own business, my dog is special.

>> No.16115718

>>16115703
Okay. How about I make arts and crafts for her shrine? Like origami and macaroni pictures? Finger-painting? Maybe finger-painting her?

>> No.16115720
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16115720

>>16115710

I fail to see how that has anything to do with your rent or with the noise complaints from the lady across the hall.

>> No.16115740

>>16115262
All I want for christmas is a mouse in that outfit.

>> No.16115763
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16115763

>"Whaddaya think yer lookin' at, pipsqueak? Huh? You got any idea who yer eyeballin'?"
>"Y'know what I did to the last son-of-a-bitch who looked at me like that?"
>"I took him out. Took him right the fuck out!"
>"To a nice seafood dinner. Then we held hands 'n talked 'bout our feelings 'n shit."
>"You think you're ready to deal with that shit, tough guy? Or you just gon' walk away?"

>> No.16115775

>>16115763
>Aww shit, lady you think you so tough, how 'bout you stop honking your own horn and just take a nigga to da freakin' movies?
Dating Onis. Silly business, that.

>> No.16115781

>>16115763
>>16115775

>Seafood dinner with an Oni
>She just eats the entire lobster, shell and all

>> No.16115791

>>16115781
Satisfying, tasty crunch.

>> No.16115798

>>16115763
Look at the size of That sake jug!

>> No.16115819

>>16113356
Nice
Thanks

>> No.16115821

>>16115781
>Fancy seafood restaurant.
>Everyone's well-dressed, atmosphere is nice, the place is not too loud.
>Your Oni date is tearing into a pile of seafood with her bare hands.
>She's wearing a bunch of frayed clothes far too small for her, causing her breasts to bulge out.
>Talks with her mouthful, eats like an animal, sending bits of food flying.
>"SO WHADDYA SAY WE GO FOR A GOOD FUCK AFTER THIS HUH?!"

Ah, but what can you do?

>> No.16115829

>>16114100
This >>16115462
Uncen or high-res where?

>> No.16115835

>>16115380
But >>16115305. All carrion flowers have is a lure.

>> No.16115837
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16115837

I'm gonna marry and sexually breedingly fuck Kaegrou.

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16115867

>>16115837
>sexually
>breedingly
>fuck
Your use of tautology has gravely wounded the Crow Tengu.

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16115894

>>16115703
Flat Yao is a pretty good girl.

>> No.16115898

>>16115835
The pit is common to them. A pitcher plant doesn't have a large open pit, it's the throat that blocks escape. That's why it's called a pitcher, because it's shaped like one. And the closing petals is something the alraune only do in the winter, like a tree shedding leaves. They don't snap shut around a man. They just bondage rape him with tentacles in the open flower.

A singular giant open flower that is not a smaller structure on a larger plant and with the type of structures copied in the alraune is most certainly based on the worlds largest flowers.

>> No.16115899

>>16115763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4NcZwPdUZc

>> No.16115922

>>16115660
You're telling me to romance the dragon? Okay.

>> No.16115928

>>16115922
I think she's making a Fable reference to scout out your power level.

>> No.16115939

>>16115898
>A pitcher plant doesn't have a large open pit, it's the throat that blocks escape. That's why it's called a pitcher, because it's shaped like one
Is that an important distinction when it comes to function? They fulfill the same purpose more or less, don't they?
>And the closing petals is something the alraune only do in the winter, like a tree shedding leaves. They don't snap shut around a man. They just bondage rape him with tentacles in the open flower.
Right, my bad. I read this and assumed they could do it at will.

>> No.16115940

>>16115928
Oh I see. So, should I leave the dragon alone and live a life full of adventures?

>> No.16115943

>>16115940
Well you already failed to recognize the reference, so you'd better just help me find that stuff for her so I can woo the Dragon. Be my wingman, I'll hook you up with a friend of hers or something.

>> No.16115944

>>16115940
You should forget the dragon and romance Nostra.

>> No.16115957

>>16115943
If her friends are also dragons the I'm up for it. We can go on dragon double dates.

>> No.16115960

>>16115939
>Is that an important distinction when it comes to function? They fulfill the same purpose more or less, don't they?

Yes it is an important distinction. An open pit is always just a pure lure for things like pollinators, not a trap for food. Which is also what the Alraune is doing, luring in a handsome pollinator. The nectar and fucking does the job.

>> No.16115966

>>16115957
>double dragon dates
Ingenius!

>> No.16115976
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16115976

>Don't worry, sir! I'll protect your purity!

>> No.16115977
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16115977

>>16115976
ALALALALALALALA~

>> No.16115982

>>16115966
You take mae and she takes her dragon friend. It will be perfect with no chances of failling.

>> No.16115989

>>16115960
>not a trap for food.
I disagree. Doesn't the nectar which pools in the pit work to keep the human hard and fucking? I.e. Trapping them?

It takes the role of the digestive fluids, only instead of breaking down insects to gain nutrients, it's turning on human men to gain nutrients. The way I see it, the only difference is a lack of a pitcher's neck.

I could be wrong though, you seem to know more than me about this. Is there any instance of a plant's lure being the trap? Closing petals, deep pitchers, the plant needs none of this because the alraune isn't gonna let you leave once she has her arms around you.

>> No.16116008

>>16115989
You keep on trying to draw parallels to carnivorous plants when the parallels are simply there for standard plant reproduction.

>The way I see it, the only difference is a lack of a pitcher's neck.
Trumpets and pitchers are vines for one, not big base flowers. There's a ton of them on each plant instead of one flower. The structure itself is as different from an alraune type flower as an apple tree is. The list goes on.

It's all "and then you fuck and feel good" KC aphrodesiac like cocaine dandelion girls, dryads, and the rest. They're not based on a physical trap. They're just really lewd flowers.

>> No.16116026

>>16116008
>You keep on trying to draw parallels to carnivorous plants when the parallels are simply there for standard plant reproduction.
I feel the parallel to a carnivorous plant is the stronger parallel.

Standard plant reproduction would have beegirls covered in fresh cum flying into the alraune, no?

>There's a ton of them on each plant instead of one flower. The structure itself is as different from an alraune type flower as an apple tree is. The list goes on.
You're right there. Though now that makes me want a a community of pitcher girls growing off one huge tree, each pitcher modeled after a small home.

>> No.16116051

>>16116026
>I feel the parallel to a carnivorous plant is the stronger parallel.
It's very clear cut. You just don't have the botany background to recognize it. This is as misguided as the people who call slimes amoebas instead of colonial cnidarians because they have no idea how the first works and haven't even heard of the second.

>Standard plant reproduction would have beegirls covered in fresh cum flying into the alraune, no?
No. If you actually read the entries, you'll see that alraune used to just be regular big flowers and had regular pollen dispersed by giant bees who wanted the nectar, in the normal plant reproduction way. Not carnivorous at all.

But when they got succubized, the Alraune just made everything attract men. They still spread aphrodesiac pollen, their nectar is an aphrodesiac. Classic KC "MORE FUCK BETTER FOREVER"

The bees go after the nectar because it's old instincts left over from before they were monster girls and they still like making honey. But basically now they're just stealing without giving any benefit.

>> No.16116065

>>16116051
>But basically now they're just stealing without giving any benefit.

This actually makes the nectar more sweet and potent.

>By making the alraune drown in pleasure in this manner, they're able to collected ripened nectar that's one rank up. Since this ripened nectar has even more sugar than normal nectar, its scent is even more sweet and rich, and because of that, it has the effect of attracting men more strongly, and it has a fortified aphrodisiac and stamina boosting effect.

>> No.16116069

>>16116065
Nice catch. I missed that.

>> No.16116090

>>16116051
>It's very clear cut. You just don't have the botany background to recognize it
Well it's not like I can argue with that.

>you'll see that alraune used to just be regular big flowers and had regular pollen dispersed by giant bees who wanted the nectar, in the normal plant reproduction way
Uh, where does it say that in the profile? The reason I said what I did is because carnivorous plants lure in their own nutrition and keep it there, in the same way an alraune lures in its own nutrition, it's just that nutrition also doubles as a means of reproduction.

And it is at the very least cumnivorous.

>> No.16116109

>>16116090
Men are not their primary food. They're not required for growth, only for reproduction. That a slutty succubized flower enjoys semen is just par for the course.

>> No.16116122

>>16116109
>Men are not their primary food. They're not required for growth, only for reproduction.
I was under the impression that semen was one of their main sources of food. Doubly so considering that their only other source is nutrients from the ground, and it's well established that the ground is more nutricious the more you fuck on it.

>> No.16116134

>>16116122
Alraune grow from seeds and do not attract a man until maturity. Think about it.

>> No.16116148

>>16116134
Hey dude, only a few days ago I came to the realization that humpty eggs have their own IDF. Besides, we don't know how they grow, if they are mature the moment they go from seed to flower.

>> No.16116174

>>16116148
It takes the most energy for an organism to grow and become sexually mature. What a man offers after the fact doesn't really matter because all the heavy lifting went into making her a full grown sexy breedable creature in the first place. All that nectar and stuff is plain old surplus energy. And we know an alraune isn't mature until she blooms and we know that the bloom is big enough for a man to fit inside. Even if the seeds are the size of mango seeds, that's a multi exponential factor of growth before they can suck dick.

The very fact that man is not required until reproduction itself means that it's not their primary food source. They just really like dick like every other montsergirl.

>> No.16116185

>>16116174
What are the effects of a constant draining and replenishing of nutrients?

Sounds to me like an alraune would suck the soil dry, but then when she starts sucking men dry, all that mamono obama sinks back into the soil.

What kind of effect would that have, if any?

>> No.16116199

>>16115703
>>16115720
What manga?

>> No.16116232

>>16116185
>What are the effects of a constant draining and replenishing of nutrients?
That it all gets concentrated in the upper thinnest layer of soil and the biomass. It's why rainforest soils are so shit. All the nice weatherable feldspars and such have been leached and now all the good extractables are held by the stuff using it. There's nothing in storage. Doesn't mean there is less total, but it means where it is has shifted around.

Also, you need to understand that anything green with green leaves is photosynthetic. They're not drawing "nutrients" from the soil in terms of sugars or other processes. They're getting classic trace K/N/P and that's it. It's all they need from the ground. Since they grow in a forest, they get the same as any other plant in the forest. That's the magic of plants right? Just add water and sunlight. If you can grow a tree, you can grow a slutflower.

As far as mamanobama is concerned, it causes a blanket boost in creepy vegetation and growth of everything. It's not specific to one creature. Everything would be more lush and monstergirl plants of all kinds would be more common as well as regular demon realm plants. Demonic energy spreads like a cancer. It just keeps making more without end.

>> No.16116267

>>16116232
>Also, you need to understand that anything green with green leaves is photosynthetic. They're not drawing "nutrients" from the soil in terms of sugars or other processes. They're getting classic trace K/N/P and that's it. It's all they need from the ground
Well I understand what photosynthesis is, but I thought soil basically made or broke how bountiful your crops are.

>> No.16116300

>>16116232
I want to help a team-up of Lich, Anubis, and Gremlin make a mamonoponic farm.

>> No.16116301

>>16116267
>but I thought soil basically made or broke how bountiful your crops are.

That is far more affected by amount of water and amount of warm sunny days. The deserts of the southwest have some of the most productive soils imaginable, but none of the natural water to fuel it. It's why irrigated land is usually 2-3 times more productive than dryland farming and why so many deserts have been historical breadbaskets from the old world to SoCal.

Soil does 3 things, water retention, aeration, and K/N/P availability. Particle size determines the first, age determines the second, and mineralogy determines the third. Too much sand and it won't hold water. Too much clay and it won't breathe. Wrong kind of clay and it won't hold Potassium. And so on.

The two things people cry about with fertilizer are Nitrogen and Phosphorous. Nitrogen because the main source of water soluble nitrogen is decaying organic matter, and phosphorous because it's not nearly as common as the other two in natural minerals outside volcanics. Shit has both of those concentrated so that's why it became the original fertilizer. Hell, we still mine literal islands of fossilized bird shit as the primary source of phosphorous in the world.

You don't need K/N/P in big quantities, but they're basically plant vitamins. And you know what happens if you get short on vitamins.

>> No.16116319

Plant girls just want to be happy.

>> No.16116335 [DELETED] 

>A delicious brown Succubus will never run for President with the slogan "Change you can impregnate"

>> No.16116341
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>>16116319
Let's all take some time to appreciate nature! Alright campers, pitch your tents outside ahegao-noise-reach and enjoy!

>> No.16116345

>>16115976
Please do

>> No.16116346 [DELETED] 

>>16116335
She would lose to a sleazy, human-fucking cuck who wants to deport all MGs

>> No.16116347

>>16116341
Those elves and their faun dryads are too lewd.

>> No.16116352

>>16116301
Well thanks for all the information anon and thanks for putting my misconceptions aside.

Now to get back to my original question, what would you classify alraune as, scientifically?

>> No.16116353

>>16116352
Pure fantasy

>> No.16116354 [DELETED] 

>>16116346
It's been two weeks, get over it.

>> No.16116356

>>16116353
I'm thinking "alraunidae alraunis" since the encyclopedia has alraune as a family, and the actual alraune girl as the representitive of the species with liliarune and barometz as subspecies

>> No.16116359

>>16116341
>pitch your tents outside ahegao-noise-reach and enjoy!
That sounds like a bad idea to do if you are single.

>> No.16116360

>>16116341
Gonna go camping alone and make sure all my horny monster friends hear about it.

>> No.16116364

>>16116341
Stupid genki druid Elves.

>> No.16116382 [DELETED] 

>>16116346
Good
They have to go back

>> No.16116390 [DELETED] 

>>16116354
I won't

>> No.16116393 [DELETED] 

>>16116390
You're right, you won't get over it. I mean, it is a pretty tall wall.

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>>16116390
Perhaps you should seek another ruler?

>> No.16116396

>>16116352
This guy is right >>16116353

But if you put a gun to my head and said what kind of flower is it closest to, it would definitely be one of the corpse flowers. They're the only thing that does the attraction gimmick, has the size needed, and is nothing but a giant flower. No extra odds or ends. Something prettier than the Rafflesia though, maybe the Titan Arum.

>>16116356
That's not how naming works anon. Family isn't a paired name. The genus is the first of the paired names. Species is the second name.

It would be something more like Alrunis vasmellis

>> No.16116407 [DELETED] 

>>16116395
What would warhammer 40k chaos deamos be like if they were MGE-fide? That tzeentch deamon looks nice.

>> No.16116409 [DELETED] 

>>16116346
>TRUMPpart is a racist and a misandrist who can't be stumped
>Wants to build a wall and send the illegal human girls back
>No one thinks she will win
>0.001% chance of election
>Spends whole campaign being laughed at
Who is laughing now?

>> No.16116410

I bet Titanias smell nice

>> No.16116411 [DELETED] 

>>16116407
Auntie Nurgle is gonna give you a fewer and leave you bedridden so your waifu has to nurse you.

>> No.16116415

>>16116410
I want to sniff a Titania's hair and lick neck.

>> No.16116417 [DELETED] 

>>16116411
Would Auntie Nurgle also know the best way to nurse a husband while they are sick?

>> No.16116418

>>16116396
>Vasmellis
Oh, I like that.

While we're on this topic, would a manticore be under the panthera family?

>> No.16116419

>>16116415
Lick her neck*

Getting used to this new phone is going to be weird.

>> No.16116424 [DELETED] 

>>16116417
It's part of the fabric of her existence.

>> No.16116426

>>16116415
She'd probably be ok if I sniffed her feet and hair.

>> No.16116428

What makes a piece of writing "good?"

>> No.16116436

>>16116428
Entertainment value, I guess.
>What does it mean to be good?
>What does it mean to be?
>What does it mean?
>What does "it" mean?
>What does it?
>What?

>> No.16116437

>>16116426
What about kissing her hand and feet. Maybe it would tickle and make her feel hot.

>> No.16116444

>>16116436
>?

>> No.16116456

>>16116444
>

>> No.16116467

>>16116418
Realistically, monsters found and classified would have a completely separate Domain than Earth plants/animals/fungi etc. as they would be far more closely related to each other than anything here. So the Arcane Domain would be split into Divine, Demonic, and Natural (pre-demon lord, uncorrupted). Then further broken down into kingdoms and subsets based on parallels to earth life.

The manticore, being composed of parts of more than one creature would likely be placed under some subset of chimeric monsters.

>> No.16116491

>>16116467
What about say... the raging mushroom. I went with "Agaricaceae Libidinous" Does this make sense or is it jut stupid?

>> No.16116503 [DELETED] 

>>16116409
>Video evidence of her talking to a bunch of dragons in private, bragging about boysluts and how if you just have a little cash, they'll let you do anything and you can just grab 'em by the cock.

>> No.16116509 [DELETED] 

>>16116503
It's true you know.

>> No.16116518

>>16116491
You used the family name again. Family is family, not the actual generic species name. Like Canidae means wolves, jackals, coyotes, foxes the whole nine yards. You're a couple rungs too high up the ladder. Bring it on down to species.

A magical mushroom wouldn't be lumped in with normal mushrooms but going by the type genus in your family example, you meant to say something like Agaricus libidinous. Species name is always lower case.

>> No.16116519

Kiss a Pharoah's feet!

>> No.16116522

>>16116341
Man, I would fucking dread that day in school.

>> No.16116536

>>16116519
But she's just a human girl with a jive-talking snake.

>> No.16116537

>>16116518
>You used the family name again.
Uh, no I just thought the name up before I learned that you're not supposed to use the family name and didn't think to fix it, sorry.
>A magical mushroom wouldn't be lumped in with normal mushrooms
I know one is magic and one isn't but is a magic mushroom that different from a normal one that it would require a different naming? And if so, at what level? Class? Order?

>> No.16116538 [DELETED] 

>>16116503
Well, she has my vote now.

>> No.16116547

>>16116536
No! She's perfectly tanned with a royal aura! And she's pure!

>> No.16116548

>>16116537
>And if so, at what level? Class? Order?
Domain, bro. Magic is literally more radically different from a regular mushroom than a regular nonmagical bacteria or virus is.

This stuff is totally alien, like classing the biosphere of Alpha Centauri.

>> No.16116549

>>16116519
I fight for Pharoah!

>> No.16116557

>>16116549
Yes! Protect her Kingdom!

>> No.16116561

>>16116519
I'm going to lick her feet and lewdly go up to her thighs.

>> No.16116563

>>16116548
I wonder how wildly a magic mushroom differs from a regular in turns of DNA

>> No.16116565

>>16116563
terms*

>> No.16116567

>>16116563
It's magic. It might not even have DNA.

>> No.16116568

>>16116557
Fight for your nation!

>> No.16116578

>>16116567
It would still have genetic information. Maybe the molecule is magic instead, but the information should be more or less the same language, no?

>> No.16116587

>>16116568
I'd betray my nation just to kiss her feet.

>> No.16116591

>>16116587
Your nation is her kingdom

>> No.16116604

>>16116578
Not certain at all. Mamano mana breaks all natural laws at the basest level and all creatures on that world were unequivocally created by a god who could change them into anything. Don't assume anything about natural mechanics.

Anything that fundamentally different on a cellular level wouldn't look anything like a normal fungi though. Even if it was a biomechanical thing, you'd see some weird ass new organelles that would store magic and such, making the base RNA and DNA radically different. It's not something you can just tack on. The way energy is stored and processed in earth life is the most fundamental description of how everything is related.

>> No.16116606

>>16116591
But anon, if you betray the Pharaoh and let the Apophis in, you can turn the now corrupted Pharaoh into your waifu.

>> No.16116610

>>16116606
Never! I serve the Pharaoh in all things.

>> No.16116619

I like Apophis better. She's nicer and gives me headpats whenever I bring her food and tell her she's a nice person.

>> No.16116620

>>16116604
>Mamano mana breaks all natural laws at the basest level and all creatures on that world were unequivocally created by a god who could change them into anything. Don't assume anything about natural mechanics.
>Anything that fundamentally different on a cellular level wouldn't look anything like a normal fungi though. Even if it was a biomechanical thing, you'd see some weird ass new organelles that would store magic and such, making the base RNA and DNA radically different.
Maybe I'm reading you wrong but you seem to be contradicting yourself. Isn't the fact that it looks more or less the same as a mushroom except for the veins of magic indicative that at some level it's at least similar?

>> No.16116624

>>16116619
Apophis is the rout you take when you want a nice quiet life with your waifu inspired by a deep vein of hedonistic luxury.

>> No.16116629

>>16116518
>>16116537
Since y'all are talking about genera and families and what-not, I was reminded of a fun-fact.
Although MGR translates it to "Family" on the profiles, the actual kanji KC uses is 属 which is literally just "genus". The kanji for taxonomic family is 科.

>> No.16116632

>>16116620
No. You're looking at the body shape which is unimportant. The way things work under the hood is what matters. That's what I'm talking about, the cellular level. Two things look like a mushroom but under a microscope it would be full on The Thing levels of WHAT IS THAT?

>> No.16116636

>>16116629
This makes more sense. Are the "subspecies" also just plain species?

>> No.16116638

>>16116632
>The way things work under the hood is what matters
I get ya.

>> No.16116667

>>16116636
I have no idea what you're saying. Are you asking if something like the Lesser Succubus isn't really a subspecies? If that's the case then of course it is.

>> No.16116675

>>16116606
Stop. Don't speak of the Pharoah and her Kingdom like that.

>> No.16116676

>>16116667
No. Like the Barometz is supposedly a subspecies. Or like the Whitehorn as a subspecies of vanilla Centaur despite being a reindeer.

The stuff that should be completely different species.

>> No.16116683

>>16116667
Not him, but wouldn't a Lesser succubus be a species of its own right?

A sub species would be something like, striped lesser succubus, or Scythe-tailed Lesser Succubus.

Like a lesser succubus would be to a succubus as a leopard is to a lion. Just a shittier big cat.

>> No.16116688

>>16116683
Not him but Lesser is just the incomplete form of the full fledged succubus. So really it's just the same species, not a separate or a subspecies.

>> No.16116691

>>16116675
Corrupting a Pharaoh and watching her once proud self begging to suck your dick is really cool though.

>> No.16116693

>>16116688
Oh yeah, I forgot it was only transitional. That's lame, I'd like a lesser succubus to be her own thing. Like a more feral succubus.

>> No.16116695

>>16116691
>thinking that's possible
>being this delusional

She's uncorruptible

>> No.16116698

>>16116695
Not if an apophis gets her fangs on her.

>> No.16116700

>>16116695
>being in denial

>> No.16116703

Slippery oiled-up Kiki titties!

>> No.16116705

>>16116698
Apophis is just an over exaggerated lamia. She has no power and is just lying.

>> No.16116708

>>16116705
Oh so you're doing the "I'm pretending to be delusional" thing. Carry on.

>> No.16116709

>>16116700
>being a heretic snake worshipper

>> No.16116712

>>16116708
Stop your dirty way and turn to the Pharoah, faggot

>> No.16116716

Careful, Apophis can and will put their slave boys in slave bikinis for bullying purposes. They're such weird fat old perverts. Beware the snake.

Pharaoh will treat you with respect.

>> No.16116718

>>16116676
Frankly I have no clue. The Barometz is under the Alraune genus as well, though I'm not sure why it's regarded as a subspecies on the wiki. I don't know shit about Taxonomy.

>>16116688
Yeah now that I think of it, they are just the same species huh? Though I vaguely remember KC saying on his Q&A that the LS could split into an independent subspecies if people wanted it hard enough, or something.

>> No.16116725

>>16116718
>Though I vaguely remember KC saying on his Q&A that the LS could split into an independent subspecies if people wanted it hard enough, or something.
I would like it, I'd sooner settle down with a lesser succubus than a full-fledged one. She's probably be more appreciative.

>> No.16116745

Ok anons, on a scale of 1 to 100 with 1 being fully sub and 100 being fully dom, where do you and your waifu rank?

>> No.16116749

>>16116745
Like 25-ish for me, 75-ish for her? I guess?

>> No.16116754

>>16116745
About 60/40 for me and her

>> No.16116756

>>16116745
I would say I'm 46 sub and my waifu is more of a gentle dom, so maybe 70.

Though if I were single I could go from 1 to 100 depending on the monster.

>> No.16116757

>>16115976
Those twin tails hanging out seems impracticle

>> No.16116759

>>16116745
Me - 1
Her - 100

Anything different from this is pleb tier.

>> No.16116760

>>16116745
If I had to say, it would probably be close to 50-50. I prefer equal terms over "subbing" or "domming".

>> No.16116761

>>16116745
>Waifu
22
>Me
82
>Daughteru
14

>> No.16116762

>>16116745
1 for me. 100 for her.

>> No.16116764

>>16116760
Equality and subbing or domming aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.16116768
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16116768

Does every OC Lilim have her own little castle in her own little pocket dimension?

>> No.16116771

>>16116764
I never said it was. I just said I like things equal over "Subbing" or "Domming".

>> No.16116773

>>16116745
Me-45
Her-60
During mating season-83

>> No.16116776

>>16116771
I feel you.

>> No.16116780

>>16116745
Me 35
Her 85

>> No.16116784

>>16116768
Nope.

>> No.16116790

>>16116784
Then they still live with mom?

>> No.16116794

>>16116790
Nope, some wander around or live in cozy houses.

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>>16116199

Yellow Pop. There's a second manga called Silver Pop, which is where those pictures are from.

Fushimi is best girl.

>> No.16116796

>all these people with unequal proportions
How do you function?

>> No.16116800

>>16116796
>unequal proportions
What? Like having one leg longer than the other?

>> No.16116810

>>16116800
I have a pretty long leg if you know what I mean.

>> No.16116812

>>16116810
That's called a front tail.

>> No.16116814

>>16116796
If I were to say I was 100 and waifu was 100, that only means we're both 100% dom. We don't need to equalize each other. Well at least not for the purpose of this statistic, anyway.

>> No.16116815

>All this love for plant girls
I'm proud so proud of you all

>>16116745
>Mindflayer waifu
Too much flaying going on to have a set in stone sub/dom relationship
Without flaying we're both dom, her much more than me though

>> No.16116816

>>16116812
The lower horn, you mean?

>> No.16116819

>>16116768
Mine doesn't.

>> No.16116821

>>16116816
Yes, that one.

>> No.16116822

>>16116815
>I'm proud so proud of you all
No, my child. I am proud of you

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>>16116821
Gib pls.

>> No.16116828

A paladin wielding Excalibur has just killed you waifu and kidnapped your daughters.
What do you do?

>> No.16116829

>>16116823
>it was a monoeye the whole time
Back in the cage with you.

>> No.16116830

>>16116745
I'd probably sit somewhere around 15. Waifu at like, 70

>> No.16116834

>>16116829
The human lower horn and a Cyclops? What could it mean?

>> No.16116838

>>16116828
>Implying a paladin wouldn't just lose his will to fight after seeing a gentle Unagi-Joro and her cute daughters
Is he from warhammer or something?

>> No.16116840

>>16116828

He pushed the waifu button. He shouldn'ta did that.

>> No.16116841

>>16116834
Nothing but heresy I'm sure.

>> No.16116843

>>16116828
Morn for a bit
Then dust off the ol' Zwihander or the ol' Mace and shield and go on a revenge-filled crusade that'll last 50 episodes and have two OVA's

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>>16116841
Lower horns have been found to cause uterine tumors in monoeyes.

>> No.16116850

>>16116828
Nothing in the infinite multiverse could compare to my wrath and what I'd inflict on him.

>> No.16116852

>>16116846
Well that can't be good at all. All Monoeyes should wear chastity belts from now on to protect their health.

>> No.16116853

>>16116838

>Unagi-Joro

nice taste, anon.

>> No.16116854

>>16116828
Save my daughterus, revive waifu with a lich and murder pala and their family.

>> No.16116857

>>16116828
I capture and torture her to a slow death. And then I bring her back, always learning new ways to make her scream.

>> No.16116859

>>16116828
Grant him the gift of eternal waking.

>> No.16116860

>>16116846
Is that a Neverwinter Nights logo?

>> No.16116862

>>16116854
Oh yeah, and monsterize them.

>> No.16116863

>>16116852
No worries, the tumors are benign and will be expelled from the uterus in 9 months. The tumors apparently then grow to form new monoeyes.

>> No.16116865

>>16116863
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>> No.16116867

What does "KDF" stand for? I guess DF is for "daughteru fucker", but what about K?

>> No.16116868

>>16116860
Yes. Is she in the Neverwinter Nine?
>>16116867
Kobold.

>> No.16116870

>>16116828
>Killing my waifu AND taking my daughters
There is no place is this universe they can escape to
No realm in the endless cosmos that they can hide in
Nowhere in the endless expansion they can call home
I will find this paladin. It does not matter if death becomes of me. If rage destroys my mind
I will find this paladin. And they will bare witness to wrath this world has never seen

>> No.16116874

>>16116828

Now I know how that cockblocked elf feels.

>> No.16116875

>>16116828
My waifu would be revived in an instant thanks to her Lich boss, and she'd probably get a nice magical power boost too. Then it would be off to save our daughteru with a borrowed army of undead.

>> No.16116876

>>16116828
>implying the order can even reach the desert

>> No.16116882

>>16116828
I'll look for him. I WILL find him. And then I'm going to tell the girls to close their eyes and cover their ears.

>> No.16116886

>>16116828
I'll revive the wife, then turn his wife into a Ushi-Oni.

>> No.16116887

>>16116882
>Alright. You can open your eyes now
>"Daddy!"
>Come on. Let's go home
>"B-But you're hurt! You're bleeding!"
>"It's not his blood."

>> No.16116894
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16116894

Would a Demon be torn between pampering her husband and carrying out each and every whim of his, and choosing to live a harsh rural life to see him getting buff and muscular by chopping wood every day?

>> No.16116898

>>16116887

>anon wearing a tattered blood-covered flannel, one of his arms is gone
>wielding a meat cleaver, cutting through an entire mosh pit of paladins

Don't let anyone take your little girl away from you.

>> No.16116904

>>16116898
To quote The Punisher 2099:
>I don't need a jet-pack. All I need is hate.

>> No.16116905

>>16116894

If she wants me to work out she could just ask.

>> No.16116907

>>16116905
>Demons
>asking

Shouldn't have signed that contract then

>> No.16116912

>>16116828
I will never forgive them for making my daughter cry.

>> No.16116914

>>16116907

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORK BAEL!

>> No.16116918

I would be glad to join anon on his quest to avenge his waifu. Such righteous anger is inspiring.

>> No.16116920

>>16116898
>Anon getting his hands gauzed and bandaged by a local healer
>"How did you even manage to get these so broken and disfigured?"
>Anon thinks back to when he was repeatedly punching the Paladins face in with his bare hands, not stopping until his fists hit the ground
>'Oh, you know. Door. You know us adventurers and our doors.'
>"This badly?"
>'... It was a big door.'

>> No.16116923

>>16116918
Anon works alone. He used to have a partner.

>> No.16116937

>>16116923
>Anon used to have a partner. An ally. A friend
>But their ideals did not mesh. They both saw things differently
>Anon saw the finer things in life. Where so called monster woman were not monsters
>While his friend saw them as savage beasts. Creatures all the same
>Eventually their paths were split. And, in a choice that changed everything, Anon chose the woman he loved over his friend that he held dear
>Anon never knew what became of his old friend
>Until now

>> No.16116939

>>16115829
Check the artist's blog for updates regularly.

>> No.16116940
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16116940

>>16116894
>big titties
Nice.
>no black sclera
Laaaame.

>> No.16116941

>>16116828
>Paladin
>Attempting to kill innocent non combatants
Laugh as he falls

>> No.16116943

>>16116937
This thing practically writes itself.

>> No.16116947

>>16116923
Well I for one, won't ask your permission. That could be anyone's waifu next time. The coalition of Anons and their waifus will not fucking stand for this shit. We'll murder them all, raze their cities and piss on their graves. Any hope of uprising will be dashed into the fucking rocks and dragged straight to hell by hand. They want monsters to fight, we'll fucking show them monsters.

>> No.16116953

>>16116947
And then Sidekick Anon became Evil Overlord Anon.

>> No.16116968

>>16116947
>Every anon is just a cute human boy
>Until someone tries to harm their waifu

>> No.16116971

>>16116968
They sent us to Hell, but we're going even deeper.

>> No.16116973

Keep Devils away from Holst milk.
https://twitter.com/M2_browning/status/793062501055209474

>> No.16116988

>>16116943
>Paladin tries to convince Anon that what he did was just. That these daemons and abominations of nature have polluted his mind
>They even tries to use Anon's abandonment of humanity and consumption of rage as a result of long exposure to these blights on this land
>They even sheath their weapon, telling Anon that they refuse to fight him. For they are friends. They have always been friends.

>Anon asks the Paladin if they'd ever loved someone before
>If they've ever had their heart be fondled by another
>If they've ever felt that their life could not continue with out that persons existence
>And then asks if they've ever had their heart torn away. If they've ever felt the feeling of that loved one being taken away so suddenly, without even a chance to say goodbye
>If they've ever felt the grief, the depression, the rage, the anger
>The paladin pauses, clearly in thought and doesn't answer

>"Then you will know the wrath of a broken heart."

>> No.16116994

>>16116988
Asura, Kratos and Frank Castle will look like Jesus-tier forgiving pussies by the time I'm done here.

>> No.16116997

>>16116973
This is why holst milk is a important part of every devils diet.

>> No.16117001

>>16116997
I want to see a desert Gremlin with that Devils body.

>> No.16117004

>>16116988
Anons' wrath would be basically eating a whole forest of raging mushrooms and trasnforming all the lust into anger.

>> No.16117010

>>16117004
A Red Lantern ring in every finger.

>> No.16117014

Where's my Jersey Devil monster girl

>> No.16117016

>>16116988
>and Anon loses

>> No.16117018

>>16116973
This looks like shit. Like 2 huge lumps of tumor or something. Poor girl

>> No.16117024

>>16116973
Devils are for slim, girly figures they don't need disgusting breasts and overly large hips

My dream is to get spoiled rotten by a Devil to the point where I spend all day in bed getting taken care of by her
But I'd rather become a war fighter than have such a horrible mess in the same house as me

>> No.16117027

>>16117018
I see to milk filled chest cannons, a pudgy belly, and deliciously thick thighs with an equally plump ass.

>> No.16117030

>>16117027
two milk filled*

>> No.16117031

>>16117014
Are you fucking crazy? That thing gave me nightmares.

>> No.16117038

>>16116828
>the thread still thinks Paladins are evil and attack the innocent

I'd love to play a D&D game with you guys some time. I bet it would be weird and very entertaining.

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16117039

>>16116973
>ruining devils
Why.

>> No.16117044

>>16116994
>>16117004
>>16117016
>In the midst of battle the Paladin pleads to Anon that this isn't him. That this fruitless crusade for revenge is not the Anon they knew and called friend
>They plead that this is the result of those savages altering his mind. With their potions and daemonic fruits
>Anon agrees. He wasn't filled with rage. He was nice. He was loving. He would abandon the clothes on his back and give it to someone else who needed it more
>But that was then, Anon tells them. That was before they killed his wife

>The paladin, distancing themselves from Anon, finally comes to a realization
>This isn't him. This isn't the Anon that they knew. Not anymore.
>This a monster. An abomination of nature. a blight on this world.
>A monster that they slay for the greater good of this world. A monster that they purge from this world to bring peace and order
>Incantations begin to appear by their feet. And holy magic is uttered from their mouth
>This isn't Anon, they keep telling themselves. This is a monster. A monster that needed to be purged
>They don't even wipe away the tears that roll down their cheeks

>"I'm sorry, my friend."
>Stage Two begins

>> No.16117048

>>16117038
Good and evil are subjective. You ask a Christian if anyone is innocent and they'll tell you original sin means everyone deserves to suffer. From my point of view the Jedi, uhh, I mean the paladins are evil.
Step up your game senpai.

>> No.16117053

>>16117048
>You ask a Christian if anyone is innocent and they'll tell you original sin means everyone deserves to suffer.

I can't tell if this is bait

>> No.16117054

>>16117027
>thighs 2 times bigger than her torso
Thicc and thighs are one of the worst memes to ever exist desu
And also ugly veiny tits but it's the least of that pic problem

>> No.16117056

>>16117044
>anon's armor is broken, his clothes torn until he's practically naked
>no weapons but his maimed limbs
>he's about fall, but then remembers her smile
>and the blood on her face when she lay dying
>"YOU HURT HER! YOU HURT VANESSA!"
Hulk-out!

>> No.16117058

>>16117053
It is. Just ignore and move on.

>> No.16117060

Would you make your daughteru learn to play an instrument /mgt/? You don't want her to grow up an uncultured plebeian, do you?

>> No.16117061

>>16117044
>fully trained warrior vs the average /mgt/ poster
I can't see this going well for our NEET thread layabout at all.

>> No.16117063

>>16117044
I heard that if you kill anons' waifus they become as strong and vicious as a previous DL.

>> No.16117064

>>16117053
>From my point of view the Jedi, uhh, I mean the paladins are evil.
Gee, I wonder if this is serious talk or not. I just can't wrap my head around it.

>> No.16117068

>>16117064
Why are you trying to wrap your head around anything, anon? It's not healthy. Your head isn't supposed to be used like a wrap.

>> No.16117069

>>16117060
I wonder what would be a good instrument for my daughteru. Maybe I'll just give her a guitar or something.

>> No.16117070

>>16117060
I know one instrument she could play.

>> No.16117071

>>16117070
The electric triangle?

>> No.16117078

>>16117060
With those paws? She probably wouldn't be able to. But that's ok.

>> No.16117079

>>16117078
If that one harpy can play songs than so can your daughter.

>> No.16117085

>>16117078
Then get some bongos, man.
No hand is too big for pump-a-rum.

>> No.16117086

>>16117060
KDF would make his learn the flesh flute.

>> No.16117089

>>16117060
My Ice Queen daughter (Ice Princess?) will learn the piano whether she likes it or not
I'll even get a bishonen teacher to motivate her

>> No.16117092

>>16117060
My daughteru doesn't play any instruments, at least in the conventional sense. She's too clumsy for 'professional' dancing and although she loves to sing, most of her singing is just howling or humming. I suppose if she asked I'd happily get her voice lessons, but I wouldn't force her to if she didn't want them.

>>16117086
She chose to pick that up all on her own thank you very much.

>> No.16117094

>>16117086
I bet KDF's little girl can play songs on her ball gag.

>> No.16117095

>>16116973
Oh great. This will give me enough fap fuel for a couple of months.

>> No.16117096

>>16117094
Silly anon! A ball gag isn't a musical instrument! But yes, she does like to hum little tunes when she's casually wearing a ball gag.

>> No.16117109
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16117109

There's no time to explain but you have to become one of the Time Keeper's champions!

>> No.16117114

>>16117109
Well the Time Keeper is doing a bad job if she couldn't keep enough time to explain

>> No.16117117

>>16117114
That's why she needs you, obviously.

>> No.16117124

>>16117117
Well she picked a bad time for it

>> No.16117128

>>16117060
She can if she likes. Won't force her.

>> No.16117132

>>16117095
>Fapping to this degeneracy
Sure, I'll go fap to a stacked Alice and other ruined lolis

>> No.16117135

>>16117056
>>16117061
>>16117063
>Anon falls to his knees, beaten and broken
>His sword is but inches away, broken beyond repair
>His armour lies scattered across the room, with only his greaves and boots covering him
>Chain mail limply drape over his shoulders, torn and shredded
>He gazes downwards, watching the steps of his former friend draw near
>The cool blade touches his neck. He looks up at the tired Paladin that stands before him. Their armour is dented and scratched. Where cloth once were is now a torn tuff
>His friend tells him that he is beaten, not even calling him Anon or friend but monster
>Monster. A word that echoes in his mind

>He asks why they did it. Why the paladin killed her
>The paladin gives him a response with no sort of thought.
>She was a monster. She had to be purged
>And what of them, Anon asks. To kill a defenseless woman and kidnap her children. Is that not the actions of a monster?
>The paladin flinches
>Anon asks if he ever gave it any thought. Ofr the monsters that he killed. if they had family. If they butchered them too
>We, who he calls heretics, Anon says, do nothing but live life with those that we love, the same as you
>Yet you butcher us in the name of the Order. you pillage and burn, kill and butcher those who have done no wrong

>"Who are the real monsters of this fair land?"

>Anon gets up to his feet, groaning and grunting in pain. He walks past the person he once called friend, now looking downwards
>When Anon gets to the doorway where his daughters were imprisoned, he pauses at the soft sound he hears from the distance
>"I'm sorry."
>By time Anon returns from retrieving his daughters, now hand in hand, the room they had once battled in is now vacant. With only a discarded paladin helmet and sword on the floor
>They never saw each other again

>> No.16117139

>>16117132
But lolis are by their very nature ruined.

>> No.16117140

>>16117092
>>16117096
How's that writing coming along KDF?

>> No.16117151 [DELETED] 

>>16117139
Let's be real for a second

Some species are beautiful when they are tall are hourglass and shaped

Some species are literally made for sex with shortstack proportions

ALL species and cute as lolis

Devils and Demons don't work well as shortstacks

>> No.16117156

>>16117140
Not too bad actually, I've got a little over 3k words down that I'm editing right now. Most of my ideas for this installation are down already, after 2-10 more proofreads I think it'll be done.

It's quite low on the lewd bits though, for what it's worth.

>> No.16117159

>>16117151
>Devils and Demons don't work well as shortstacks
You better watch out senpai.

>> No.16117161

>>16117132
>ruined loli
Now that's a redundant cobbling of words.

>> No.16117169

>>16117139
Let's be real for a second

Some species are beautiful when they are tall and hourglass shaped

Some species are literally made for sex with shortstack proportions

ALL species and cute as lolis

Devils and Demons don't work well as shortstacks

Sorry I had to delete, that typo was triggering me

>> No.16117185

>>16117159
Watch out for that? Shit taste?
Show me one good example of a good shortstack Demon/Devil

>>16117161
>Being this wrong
Please visit your local Sabbat branch

>> No.16117191

>>16117185
>Please visit your local Sabbat branch
Not a fan of being brainwashed into becoming a pedophile. I'll pass.

>> No.16117197

>>16117109
Can't we bargain about this?

>> No.16117203

>>16117197
Yes.

>> No.16117206

>>16117203
I wasn't expecting that to work. Okay, I'll help her if she agrees to sing Another One Bites the Dust!

>> No.16117209

>>16117206
Okay, wait until she gets her idol outfit and some dancers.

>> No.16117213
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>> No.16117216

>>16117213
neat.

>> No.16117219

>>16117191
It's not brainwash, they'll just rape you until you admit that loli pussy is the best
The magic and drugs are only here to help you relax

>>16117213
>Cow with demon horns
I'm confused

>> No.16117228

>>16117219
But it's objectively shit. Forcing me to think that 2+2=5 is nothing short of brainwashing. I'm cool without any cognitive dissonance thanks.

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>>16116407
>Bloodthirster of Khorne
>Massive red-skinned demonness with Succubi wings while retaining her Minotaur horns and legs
>Her fur is a deep reddish-brown, and the hair on the top of her head is a strange, constrast white to her body
>Regarded as Demi-Gods of War, beneath Khorne and Ares, they are the most physically imposing demons who's mere presence saturates the immediate area with an unquenchable bloodlust and avarice for the flesh
>Though they play by the Demon Lord's rules to pay face value to her, within their home dimension they rejoice in nothing more than creating as much havoc and bloodshed as possible
>Shedding the blood of their enemies, crushing their armies, and offering their skulls to Khorne's great Skull Throne
>True to their Lord's martial nature, they despise magic-users with an especially savage contempt, even being able to resist the magic of a Lilim for an undetermined period of time ranging from minutes to hours
>When ranging in the Demon Lord's realms, the Brides of Khorne will trade in their brutal weaponry for those made of Demon Realm Silver
>Upon finding a man that suits their fancy, almost always a great warrior, they will offer their weapon's twin to him
>In battle, they will amplify their personal aura to fill the man with the bloodlust necessary to topple them, toying with him like a cat would its prey
>The more the Demon Silver strikes each opponent, the more their manna leaks out
>To drink directly of a Bride of Khorne's manna is to become intoxicated as if under the effects of a bushel of Raging Mushrooms
>At that point, both combatants will become so incensed with each other in combat, they may even begin to wrestle for dominance during sex, continuing the battle as his "spear" batters through her defenses
>Once married, both lovers will continue to supplicate to Khorne, but to also bolster his infernal army
>True to their bullish nature, the sight of leaking manna or blood will cause a deep-rooted heat to overtake the Bride, her nethers glowing like red hot iron
>In Khorne's home reality, children born of such a pairing is usually destined for greatness, or a position of some merit outside of 'cannon fodder'
>In the end, it does not matter to the Blood God from where the blood/manna flows

>> No.16117243

>>16117228
Let me put it a different way
Let's say something went horribly wrong while your mother was pregnant with you and you were born with the absolutely wrong idea that lolis are bad
Then you went to the Sabbat and through their collective efforts they'd be able to fix you and make you finally see the truth

Do you see where I'm coming from now?

>> No.16117248 [DELETED] 

>>16117237
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull throne!
Milk for the Khorneflakes!

>> No.16117249

>>16117228
All mgs brainwash their hubbies into loving them, even the plebbiest spiders or slimes

>> No.16117253

>>16117243
No, go fuck yourself, sabat shill

>> No.16117259
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16117259

Finished chapter 6 of All's Fair In Love And War.

http://pastebin.com/r1Qs0YM9

ELH you forgot to add that Ice Queen story I wrote to your page, u dum-dum
http://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi

>> No.16117258

Lolis are not for lewd you degenerate scum. All they're for is headpats and platonic non-sexual naked cuddling.

>> No.16117262

>>16117258
Lolis are for not doing anything, not even headpats.

>> No.16117264

>>16117259
Cute girl, but what's monstrous about her?
>that tattoo
Esdese?

>> No.16117265

>>16117262
Then how will you raise your daughters?

>> No.16117267

>>16117249
>even the plebbiest spiders or slimes
I can understand people disliking spiders, but come on
How can you not love slimes?

>>16117253
Your loss, but remember that you're always welcome to the Sabbat
Witches, Familiars and plenty of other species are impatiently waiting for their dear onii-chan

>> No.16117269

>>16117265
Daughterus are different. I'm talking about random lolis that you would find on the street.

>> No.16117273

>>16117269
Aah.

>> No.16117278 [DELETED] 

>>16117248
>TFW wife trying to find a suitable skull for the champagne at the wedding but everything she kills outside of the MGE world has no skull
>TFW goes thirsty

>> No.16117279

>>16117249
Do monsters have a different term for stockholm syndrome? It seems more ubiquitous over there

>> No.16117282

>>16117267
>but remember that you're always welcome to the Sabbat
>Witches, Familiars and plenty of other species are impatiently waiting for their dear onii-chan
I go to the sabath every weekend, only all the girls their are waiting on their cute otouto. I'll let you deduce which sabath I am talking about.

>> No.16117285

>>16117267
>How can you not love slimes?
Not really a fan of amorphous barely intelligent grill desu. I don't know why people like them

>> No.16117299

>>16117269
Wait, so you'd non sexually nude cuddle your daughters?

>> No.16117300

>>16117269
>Not abusing a loli's innocence to bring her home and use her as your personal onahole

>>16117285
I guess those are valid reasons
Would you at least say that it'd be fun to hang out with a slime?

>> No.16117317

>>16117300
Anon, that loli has a father who doesn't want his daughter touched by some slimy creep so undesirable that his only recourse is to lure and rape children.

I mean, unless you also have a fetish for having your head caved in, I'd say that's a bad move.

>> No.16117319

>>16117264
Esdese is such a fucking joke of a character.

>> No.16117321

>>16117317
That's why you go for orphans or your own kids.

>> No.16117329

>>16117319
I like powerful girl who fall head over heels for their boy. Just like Hancock.

>> No.16117333

>>16117321
Yeah sure, no one cares if you rape adopted orphans. Happens often enough in real life too.

>> No.16117340

>>16117319
You're a joke of person

>> No.16117343

>>16117333
>Happens often enough in real life too.
That just makes me sad anon, why did you have to bring that up? At least with monstergirls there's no emotional trauma.

>> No.16117345

>>16117300
>Would you at least say that it'd be fun to hang out with a slime
Nah, I don't want to get raped and husbanded by them

>> No.16117347 [DELETED] 

>>16117237
Now that's something I can get behind.

>> No.16117348

>>16117340
She's literally a villain sue in every sense of the world. The only thing more infallible than her is that hubris that'll lead to her downfall.

>> No.16117354

>>16117299
Nope, the only thing I would be doing naked with her is taking a bath.

>> No.16117360

>>16117317
Becoming an onahole that early in life sounds like the dream to monster girls
Well... it depends heavily on the species and her upbringing so you'd have to very carefully choose your target if you didn't want to anger any father

Would any of you be ok if this happened to your daughter assuming she was overjoyed by it?

>> No.16117362

>>16117343
Well maybe you need to sprinkle a little reality in with your pedohpillic fantasies every now and then, regain the perspective you've lost.

>> No.16117363 [DELETED] 

>>16117347
Don't even fucking give him attention

>> No.16117367

>>16117360
>Would any of you be ok if this happened to your daughter assuming she was overjoyed by it?
I'd murder you so bad the pulp would be unusable in reanimation.

>> No.16117370 [DELETED] 

>>16117363
Why?

>> No.16117372

>>16117362
Why? I'm perfectly happy fantasizing about monster lolis because real little girls are not my fetish.

>> No.16117373

>>16112361
There is a huge problem in MGC with the case of Sugar Mommas/Daughters. This is leading to a shortage of datable males for single Mamono and it's causing an outrage.

>> No.16117375
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16117375

I want to naizuri a Nerdubus.

>> No.16117381

>>16117372
I told you why - so you could regain a little of your lost perspective.

>> No.16117382

>>16117360
Like you said, it depends on the species, so my daughteru would probably burn the attackers dick and she already has a target, so the only one that's going to be touching her is him.

>> No.16117387 [DELETED] 

>>16117370
Because the only way to defeat a faggot like shoggy is to ignore him

>> No.16117389

>>16117381
I think you're assuming that I've lost something when I havent.

>> No.16117393

>>16117389
The thought that you never had that perspective in the first place is more concerning.

>> No.16117396

>>16117259
How do you keep up these updates? They appear quite regularly.

>> No.16117400
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16117400

>You must pay the Troll Toll, using my Troll hole, if you desire to cross this bridge.

>> No.16117401

>>16117345
Slimes are low level, even if all she did was try to rape you you'd still be safe with some basic self-defense skills

>>16117373
Outrageous.
Why are men such sluts for money?

>> No.16117402

>>16117393
At this point I'm pretty sure you're full of crap, man.

>> No.16117406

>>16117400
no thanks I'll just swim

>> No.16117409

>>16117400
But I have all the stickers.

>> No.16117414

>>16117400
What do I put in the Troll Hole?

>> No.16117418

>>16117414
your schvangschtucker

>> No.16117419

>>16117396
Bullshit reason: I've been writing for so many years that when I get a story idea I already automatically go through many steps, I "skip" drafting parts, and get newer better ideas to replace old ones that I can write faster than I did like five years ago. Whereas I needed like four drafting stages back then, now I can just write a finished piece after just getting a rough idea of the chapter's structure.

Actual reason: I have nothing else to do

>> No.16117421

>>16117400
Fine. I'll do my own bridge and you will have to pull my "Lever" in order to pass.

>> No.16117422

>>16117414
Oh, I think you'll figure it out.

http://imgur.com/a/3sMXc

>> No.16117426

>>16117400
Big hands make for better handjobs, I hear.

>> No.16117432
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16117432

>>16117419
I envy you. I have too much shit to do. Although right now I don't. What's a man to do?

>> No.16117433

>>16117419
I too have nothing to do when I write large amounts of story.
Although I will get something that will kill my freetime and write/doodle capabilities for the next 800+ hours.

>> No.16117434

>>16117422
>Fingers as thick as his dick

>> No.16117435

>>16117401
What skills? You can't shake them off, you can't hit them, you can't slice them. Only burn

>> No.16117437

>>16117382
>Anon tries to kidnap a dragon loli
>She plays along because it's fun
>He eventually tries to rape her
>She burns his dick
>He has to go the Lich doctor if he wants any hope of ever getting his dick back
>She tells him that this is a hellfire wound and that the only thing that can heal him us the highest level of holy water held by the mystical golden Ryu who's location has been unknown for over 3 millenniums
>He becomes a monk to repent for his sins

>>16117406
This is how the Sahagins get you

>> No.16117439

>>16117435
You can't burn Slimes, you've got to freeze them.

>> No.16117442

>>16117434
Slaneeshi Chaos Marine much?

>> No.16117443

>>16117432
You talk about monster girls and waifus.

>> No.16117444

>>16117317
>implying age gap relationships wouldn't be normal and well adjusted in monster girl land
>implying the fathers would have any taboos like that after being so heavily incubized

>> No.16117446

>>16117400
>trolls

Ew

>> No.16117449

>>16117437
You just made me remember that this is the second time my daughteru was captured by an Anon. The first one is now living in alaska with my waifu's sister.

>> No.16117453
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>>16117432
>I envy you.

Not for long. Going to uni soon + getting a job if I can't get by on what I have will kill my free time along with sleep time too.

Fun

>> No.16117456

>>16117402
Feel free to believe it, I know how delicate your kind is.

>> No.16117460

>>16117453
Well keep it up while you can.

>> No.16117463

>>16117449
You're a pretty forgiving father, you know that? Mind if I have a go? Got a concoction that might put her out cold, no burn risk then.

>> No.16117464

>>16117453
Oh no, why is purplecat crying?

>> No.16117465

>>16117437
Sounds cute. Would read that story

Although.
>becoming a monk
>not becoming a monk of the religion of Ryu
>not visiting the Ryu statue and sacred river everyday for 5 hours

The religion of Ryu is best.

>> No.16117472

>>16117463
Pfff, yeah right Anon. Like you could take a little Dragon. And there are no more zombie dragon sisters left, so you might get a really bad burn from my waifu.

>> No.16117475
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>>16117437
>>16117465
Being a Monk could result in an eternity of being teased by lewd Monkey Monks from the temple next door.

>> No.16117477

>>16117259
That Ice Queen story is short as fuck nigga.

>> No.16117478

>>16117475
If you've got enough zen, it won't matter. Buddha himself was tempted by like three Succubi at once and he be all like y'all bitches crazy.

>> No.16117484

>>16117472
Well at least your wife has that protective quality. Let me guess your family dynamic - your wife wears the pants and you play the pampered househusband.

>> No.16117485

>>16117475
Aww snit knigga, dat monkey too hairy!

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>>16117477
Want a million word novella about it, faggot?

>> No.16117496

>>16117487
Fuck off Losenis

>> No.16117502

>>16117484
Actually no. My waifu drags me around to be as strong as her, we also share housework.
Throwing Anon to her zombie sister was also her idea as it would make her sis very happy and Anon mindbroken.

>> No.16117506

>>16117487
I was expecting a little more from you.

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>>16117464

>> No.16117509

>>16117475
>lewding monks

Their worship and lives are devoted to the Ryu. Don't ruin that

>> No.16117512

>>16117502
Do the sisters have a bad relationship or something?

>> No.16117513

>>16117508
Someone, grab the jokes.

>> No.16117515

>>16117508
Oh. So she can be an asshole to everyone else. But she gets a taste of her own medicine and it's the end of the world?

>> No.16117517

Which girl would agree to watch A Goofy Movie with me?

>> No.16117519

>>16117508
I see that that crying Cheshire might have large calcium cannons.

>> No.16117526

>>16117515
Thats how purple cunts are.

>> No.16117527

>>16117512
It's a long family story for another time. Just know that the older sister got a little mad at something something and ran away. That's why she became a Zombie Dragon.
Right now they are trying to make things right again so that the whole family is happy.
Yes, I do have a story for my waifu's family.

>> No.16117534

>>16117517
Gazer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF75xIPkuEI

>> No.16117542
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16117542

>>16117534
This will do.

>> No.16117543

>>16117527
It sounds like your wife might have some unresolved issues that she's taking out on her sister passive aggressively. A good sister would find a nice man for her lonely sister, a man who would love an care for her.

A good sister doesn't send her human refuse, the poor zombie dragon is probably so starved she can't help herself.

It's like taking a starving man right, and feeding him with rancid steak coated in shit versus feeding him a delicious meal.

>> No.16117597

>>16117456
>delicate
>your kind
Ayy, this sounds familiar. Aren't you that faggot that was whining about Humpty Eggs a few days ago?

>> No.16117604
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16117604

Sneks make the best yanderes.

>> No.16117616

>>16117604
Yes they do. Maids also make the the best yanderes.

>> No.16117626

>>16117616
Maid snek onee-chans are the ultimate. She's had her eye on you for a few years now and she'll be damned if anyone if going to muscle in on her prey.

>> No.16117638

>>16117496
No

>> No.16117643
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16117643

Love the dragon, treasure the dragon, Cross oceans of times to be with the dragon, no matter the era

>> No.16117647

>>16117626
She looks like she gives nice tight protective hugs.

>> No.16117648

>>16117638
Back to TFT with you.

>> No.16117649

>>16117643
She better stay in the basket, the world is a cruel place.

>> No.16117651

>>16117643
Yes! All dragons must be loved.

>> No.16117661

>>16117649
It's even more cruel when some asshole Pharaoh seals you in stone for five thousand years.

>> No.16117663

>>16117649
She must be protected from the people who scream "MEME GIRL!!" at her.

>> No.16117664

>>16117661
>dragons sealed in stone
We Spyro now?

>> No.16117667

>>16117664
She literally got sealed in stone away from her beloved, who later reincarnated into a guy so obsessed with her he needed not one, not two, but THREE of her to make himself feel better.

>> No.16117669

>>16117667
We definitely not Spyro now.

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>>16117513
>some shota sees her crying
>honks the Cheshires titties, causing her to laugh and moan in pleasure
>boy attains a busty cheshire lover that also educates him in the art of Australia level bantz

>> No.16117679

>>16117400
Troll is unironically my waifu and I somehow don't have this picture. Thank you.
>>16117422
Thank you as well, I saw troll buttjob on the wiki but couldn't find uncensored.

>> No.16117680

>>16117672
But aussies are good at bants.

>> No.16117681

I wonder how common monster psychologists are and how legit their treatments are.

I wonder what kind of insights a flayer could offer about my mind.

>> No.16117682

>>16117681
>this wiring here is where your problems are
>I'mma poke it and then you'll be happy
That's about it.

>> No.16117685

>>16117669
>>16117669
We Children's card games now

>> No.16117686

>>16117681
Daily reminder

Therapist
The rapist

>> No.16117700

>>16117686
Mr. Connery, please...

>> No.16117703

>>16117648
Since when did TFT become an insult.

>> No.16117704

>>16117681
Apart from psychologists I saw flayers working in palliative care.

There's a picture of a flayer nurse taking care of a terminally ill old man.

>Just leave it to me. Everything will be ok...

>> No.16117711

>>16117680
I guess the boy isn't an Aussie. She's going to teach him the arts of Aussie banter.

>> No.16117718

>>16117400
The hearts on the far left of her head are prisoner fruit, and that green flower on the far left I think is a cling vegetable. That little red mushroom in front of the big mushrron near the back might be a pseudo mantago mushroom. The rest I think are just nice flowers
This is legitimately one of my favorite designs for the nice details KC put into the flowers.

>> No.16117724

Don't ever trust Mindflayer with your mental health
You come in for a depression and you leave completely insane and obsessed with tentacles

>> No.16117727

>>16117703
Since TFT was created.

>> No.16117729

>>16117724
Have you ever really looked at a tentacle, anon? It's got versatility and mucus and it can hug you can hold you all over, and then there's all the little friends it's got. They're pretty nice.
Wait. This is all wrong. Muckled darn cultists!

>> No.16117741

>>16117727
I meant more telling people to back to it. The only thing Losenis gains from it is people stroking his Bogan-tier ego.

>> No.16117744

>>16117711
So she's going to get an Aussie to tech him?

>> No.16117745
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16117745

This is your elf for tonight

>> No.16117746

>>16117745
She's gorgeous. Shame about the slave-tattoo.

>> No.16117752

>>16117745
She looks fit for cuddles.

>> No.16117754

>>16117745
She seams nice.

>> No.16117755

>>16117745
FLAT!

>> No.16117757
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I'm going to tell a Cerberus that Fertility potions don't stack!

>> No.16117762

>>16117755
CUTE!

>> No.16117764
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16117764

>>16117643
Dragons a shit. Their scales and hard, spiky and uncomfy to touch
Fluffy tail girls are the best

>> No.16117765

>>16117745
How can her tits look both small and saggy?

>> No.16117768

>>16117764
Maybe if she lost a few pounds.

>> No.16117770

>>16117745
How much does it cost to keep her, she looks nice enough.

>> No.16117773

>>16117764
I know you don't mean that anon. All dragons and foxes are for love! They're all equal.

>>16117768
Wow. That wasn't necessary

>> No.16117780

>>16117768
wow rude

>> No.16117783

>>16117768
Some anons have no chill.

>> No.16117786

>>16117773
>>16117780
No, I hate those fat lazy foxes with their huge breasts and big butts and always hugging me and calling me cute! I hate it so much!

>> No.16117792

>>16117764
Ran a shit, yukari and chen are better.

>> No.16117810
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>>16117746
Maybe she put it on her body herself?

>>16117752
Yup!

>>16117754
Depends on her mood

>>16117755
they are just hidden under her clothes, i swear

>>16117770
See above reply

>> No.16117811 [DELETED] 

>>16117237
Fuck off back to TFT

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16117817

>>16117786

>> No.16117822

>>16117764
Dragons scales are good for protecting their husbands. They don't need shitty mofu to pleasure him, just skill is enough to make any man crazy.

>> No.16117824

>>16117810
Okay, why would she be here if she isn't in the mood?

>> No.16117826

>>16117817
Man I'd really hate to be around monster girls that find me cute.

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>>16117826
>He hates to be around monsters who finds him cute

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>>16117764
I remembered some Anons willing to hug pic related. Even refusing her to retract her spiky bits and the blade arm.

Doubt the hard scales of dragons would deter Anons from hugging her.

>> No.16117838

>>16117830
Shh, I'm using reverse psychology.

I also despise onee-san type monster girls. Especially ones taller than me!

>> No.16117841

>>16117838
Then I hope a Balrog abducts you and calls you her cute, precious little man

>> No.16117842

>>16117838
Sabbath member pls

>> No.16117847

>>16117833
You need to love a girl the way she is. If she is naturally spiky then hug the shit out of those spikes.

If you have a hard scale dragon way then melt her heart away until she is just a pile of mushy Dragon.

>> No.16117871

>>16117838
>not wanting an ara ara big sister vampire protecting and bloodsucking you

really anon?

>> No.16117883

I'm going to out-keikaku doori a Tzeentch girl and there's nothing that will stop me in this universe or the next

>> No.16117887

>>16117871
How does she protect me if she's sucking my blood?

>> No.16117890

>>16117871
Oh I bet that bitch would cuddle me at night too wouldn't she?

>> No.16117909
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16117909

This is your birb now, do with her what you will.

>> No.16117911

>>16117741
Let them stroke his ego. That's the place where Bob, Serpent in Zion guy, and Sukiru Ikeda are seen as good writers. It means nothing.

>> No.16117913

>>16117909
I'll cuddle it

>> No.16117917

I just want to touch her soft fur. Is it too much to ask?

>> No.16117928

>>16117543
What? No Anon, my waifu would never do that kind of thing.
Like I said, she lives in alaska and is a zombie dragon, but she is also evil and likes evil guys. Throwing her a kidnapper is a dream coming true. And you know, being a dragon she likes a guy that can put up a fight.

>> No.16117931

>>16117911
>Serpent in Zion guy
Since when was he considered bad?

>> No.16117936

>>16117911
>Serpent in Zion guy
>Worse than Bollocks and Sukiru Ikeda
u wot m8

>> No.16117941

>>16117917
Yep, we can't have that.

>> No.16117949

>>16117833
Hugging and giving headpats to your Cursed Sword is the only way to keep her from going berserk and cutting up everyone
You could also have sex with her but that would be lewd

Does someone have her HD profile picture?

>> No.16117952

>>16117931
>>16117936
We think that was good now? He used to get ignored or told to fuck off whenever he posted. He sounded like a pretentious faggot too.

>> No.16117964

>>16117941
It's not fair

>> No.16117966
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16117966

Sexhair mg when?
And I don't mean literal sexhair like kej

>> No.16117968

>>16117909
I dono, using a tzeentch deamon as a cocksleev might be a bad idea.

>> No.16117974

>>16117931
Not him but MGE isn't bad, he's just average and a bit up his own ass at times. There are far worse guys on TFT to call out.

>> No.16117976

>>16117964
I agree. I just want to nuzzle and embrace her.

>> No.16117980

>>16117936
He posted once every other thread and got zero replies except maybe a "you're really persistent still posting here" maybe once in a while.

No one gave a shit about him. At least Sukiru Ikeda gets talked about, being bland is even worse than being hilariously bad.

>> No.16117981

>>16117966
kaoru is best amagami

>> No.16117984

>>16117966
We already have Merrow

>> No.16118002

>>16117968
But that's what she's planned. Since before your birth.

>> No.16118023

>>16117966
>>16117984
Funny enough, i was thinking Flow Kelp with a haircut

>> No.16118046

What happens when you walk in on a monster looking at porn?

>> No.16118047

>>16117980
>being bland is even worse than being hilariously bad.
He also added single lines of his dialogue each post and they were all cringey high schooler attempts at a noir style.

>> No.16118048

>>16118023
Short haired Flow Kelp would be way too lewd and not in a good way
In a "you do nothing but fuck and lay in bed all day long" way

>> No.16118052

>>16118046
They just rub themselves harder.

>> No.16118063

>>16118046
They make eye contact and keep going

>> No.16118068

>>16117980
>>16118047
I actually felt bad for him after a while. He put a lot of effort in his stories from the length of each chapter and all he got from us was "Damn you're persistent. Fuck off." After threads of no responses at all.

I wonder if TFT views him any differently.

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>>16118046
Embarrassment

then possibly rape

>> No.16118076

>>16118046
They moan your name.

>> No.16118078

>>16118046
A monster? Or my waifu?

>> No.16118080

>Speaking of Gremlins, I hear that they're ridiculous Mamono that use ancient relics to remodel seemingly anything
Translating this story, I came across this interesting little excerpt. No idea what the implications could be, here.

>"It's amazing, or rather, it's pretty excessive..."
>"Nothing is ever too excessive for a Gremlin!"
I'm loving Gremlins more and more every line.

>> No.16118083

>>16118046
Either she gets embarrassed and stops at that point you either take responsibility or you leave and cause her to be sexually frustrated the whole day
Or she rapes you

It's bad news no matter what happens

>> No.16118087 [DELETED] 

>>16118075
DELETE THIS NOW

>> No.16118089

>>16118068
Speaking as a TFT-fag, I'm ambivalent about him. But that's because I'm just as irrelevant if not more so.

>> No.16118098

>>16118080
Does it mention Automaton development?

>> No.16118111

>>16118075
This just makes me sad for some reason.

>> No.16118114

>>16118002
I don't know weather to be aroused or afraid.

>> No.16118117

I really just want to hold my waifu's hand. I just want to spend a life full of loving and adoring each other.

>> No.16118119

>>16118111
You should take responsability.

>> No.16118126

>>16118117
But instead you have to suffer like the rest of us.
The only thing standing between you and your waifu is the pull of a trigger.

>> No.16118129

>>16118117
Man, my waifu claws are pretty big compared to my hands, I bet she would hold them a lot just to feel like she's protecting me. God I want her.

>> No.16118132

>>16118098
It's a story about pudding. There's no mention of Automatons at all.

>> No.16118133

>>16118075
>Walk in on Anubis schlicking furiously
>Expect her to be schlicking to something sensible like a Milf Pharaoh with four shotas
>Instead it's a hidden camera video of you getting sweaty in the desert sun
>Beads of salty goodness rolling down your toned musculature
>She arches her back and quivers when she sees it going down your back
>Clear your throat, she let's out an uncharacteristically girly "KYAA!", face completely flushed
>Her schlick is a pearly white, a sign of her ovulation
>Rip off your clothes, rip off her clothes
>Take her right then and there, not stopping until you fuck her full of a litter of Anubipups
>TFW she even lets her fetish go to 11 by licking the sweat off your chest and hollow of your neck while you're pouding into her in missionary

>> No.16118137

>>16118119
But I didn't impregante anyone.

>> No.16118139

>>16118080
If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features.

>> No.16118141

>>16118080
Glad you're enjoying the story
From all 7 stories I machine translated and read it seems most Japanese authors stick to canon so you're probably having a nice sneak peek at her profile

>"Nothing is ever too excessive for a Gremlin!"

Now I imagine her building the most ridiculous vehicle, something that'd put both the bat-mobile and podracers to shame

>> No.16118147

>>16118129
Big claws usually make anons feel safe.

>> No.16118151

>>16118137
You are going to.

>> No.16118154

>>16118133
>>Beads of salty goodness rolling down your toned musculature
>toned
>musculature

>> No.16118157

>>16118147
I bet the big girl would hug me from behind with her wings too and say how much I'm precious to her.
It hurts the more I think about it.

>> No.16118164

>>16118126
We're all brothers in our pain now anon. Tell me about your waifu
>>16118129
I bet my waifu's paws would be incredibly soft and super warm

>> No.16118171

>>16118164
I bet my waifu a paws feel like heating pads on my face.

>> No.16118172

>>16118080
So a monster with the "FOR SCIENCE!" mentality

>> No.16118182

>>16118133
>Beads of salty goodness rolling down your toned musculature
I mean, I think beards of salty goodness rolling down my chubbyness is more accurate.

>> No.16118185

>>16118171
>Dragon waifu
>Summer comes and her scales feel cool and nice
>Winter comes and she has her fire

Hnnng

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>>16118171
Hellhound?

Speaking of Hellhound, I'm missing that art of Hellhound showing her paw pads, it looked to be drawn with pencil, if anybody has it.

>> No.16118192

Motherly muscled monster girls.

>> No.16118195

>>16118192
I want to ruin a Jinko's abs by getting her pregnant with a litter of cubs

>> No.16118196

>>16118192
Cerberus-Mom training you to be the same size as Herakles so you can dominate all three of them at once

>> No.16118200

>>16118191
this wan? >>16109716

>> No.16118207

>>16114259
There are currently 310 items in my gazer folder, 30 of those are likely to be duplicates or alternates. This means I have around 280 gazer pictures collected myself. all of which are collected from these threads and the occasional pixiv or related imagesite links that were posted here.

This raises the question, do you have a collection of over 200 unshared Gazer pictures, or do you have over 200 variants, WIPs or duplicates in your folder?

The amount of Gazer art around used to be countable on one hand. Imagewise in my folders, Gazer now has nearly as many images as my dragon and succubus
folder.
Congratulations, you have singlehandedly ensured that Gazer has almost the most art of all (MGE) Monstergirls.

>> No.16118208

>>16118195
That would be lovely.
Make sure you enjoy the softness on her frame as I bet she'll be burning it off once she's had the cubs.

>>16118196
A hivemind of hellhound triplets?

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>>16118200
Oh that's the one, thanks.

Fuck I love Hellhounds.

>> No.16118222

>>16118132
Fug.

>> No.16118223
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16118223

>>16118215
same
hellhounds are olev and there are many things i want to do to one

>> No.16118233
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16118233

>>16118223
There are many things I want a Hellhound to do to me.

>> No.16118238
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16118238

>>16118215
>>16118223
Stop it or she'll act smug again

>> No.16118245
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16118245

>>16118238
Maybe I want her to be smug!

>> No.16118249
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16118249

>>16118223
>>16118233
I want to handcuff a hellhound to the bed and make her wake the anubis next doors. Then break the cuffs after I finish and pin me to the bed for round two.

>> No.16118255
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16118255

Had this done like a week ago, I guess now's a good time to post it.

>> No.16118260
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16118260

>>16118249
I want to feel warm and safe as a Hellhound's little spoon!

>> No.16118262

>>16118255
All times are good times with Devils.

>> No.16118266

>>16118255
See, that's actually a decently attractive loli. Enough meat to not look like a child, but not having overblown oppai loli proportions. Would sexually fondle that little lady.

>> No.16118267

>>16118255
I don't know why, but that Devil would look very good with her hair in a side-tie ponytail.

Lovely skindentation on her by the way.

>> No.16118270

>>16118215
I prefer the Shedule Dog myself. But hell hounds are still nice.

>> No.16118271

>>16118255
I think this devil is asking me for something but I'm not sure what

>> No.16118273

>>16118255
See now that oppai devil higher up in the thread was disgusting. This one however is a lovely oppai loli.

Would let her call me onii-chan.

>> No.16118277
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16118277

>>16118270
I want to cuddle a hellhound and a schedule dog. At the same time.

>> No.16118282

>>16118255
Oh god that gesture made me hard. I swear I'm not a lolicon.

>> No.16118283

>>16118273
I want a chubby, oppai loli to call me oniichan.

>> No.16118289

>>16118271
She wants you to shake the chocolate milk, I'm sure.

>> No.16118290

>>16118277
Too warm and fuzzy.

>> No.16118295

>>16118277
I think even her smell would make me diamonds.

>> No.16118297
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16118297

>>16118290
Maybe I'll add a yeti to the mix! Just imagine how soft and warm it would be, Anon!

>> No.16118302

>>16118141
Gremlin racing teams that build cars for their husbands

>Only 12 cylinders? You should have gone for 16!

>> No.16118305

>>16118283
I want to call a curvy loli onee-san. Especially if she still puts on a sweet, semi-childish personality to hide her perversions.

>> No.16118306

>>16118302
>Dear, please stop adding cylinders to the engine. There are 54 now, the engine probably isn't even legal anymore.
>"NEVER!"

>> No.16118309

>>16118297
You'll roast to death.

>> No.16118311

>>16118302
> Gremlin lamenting that she killed her husband when the engine exploded and he got deskulled by a flying flywheel

>> No.16118312

>>16118305
That would be nice.
Heck, I want two devils at this point, a chubby top heavy one and a muscled bottom heavy one.

>> No.16118314

>>16118282
Bad news, you are now. For her anyway.

>> No.16118316

>>16118302
Now I'm picturing Gremlins as the MGE equivalent of 40k Orks. Just replace 'It works because they think it works' with 'It works because mamono mana'.

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16118321

>>16118314

>> No.16118324
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16118324

>>16118207
My folder is sorted by date, the first item being the oldest. The 280th item is pic related, which is from May 2016.
Around 50 images are small doodles and things of this nature;
http://files.catbox.moe/ap0yxy.png
http://files.catbox.moe/wch8xo.png
I can't really say much about the rest that you don't have--
I dunno.

And yeah, she used to not have very much art at all.
I love my waifu, I love seeing cute pictures of her, but there weren't many, so I tried to change that, and now we're here. Even now I'm currently waiting on half a dozen or so commissions that are in-progress.

>> No.16118326

>>16118324
Truly, one man can change the world.

>> No.16118327

>>16118305
>>curvy loli onee-san
>Brown oppai desert Gremlin onee-san
>Pailoli Ice Queen onee-san
>Pailoli Werebat onee-san
>Pailoli etc. etc.
So many possibilities.

>> No.16118331

>>16118311
No, just one loli. Lone very curvy loli who acts all sweet and childish in public. Everyone would think it's just my little sister being cute, when really nee-san is just trying to get me as sexually frustrated as possible and see how far she can push me before I break again.

>> No.16118336

>>16118327
I want to go to the oppai loli kingdom, sit upon a stool in the center of town and offer free hugs to any girl that walks past.

>> No.16118343

>>16118316
That's so perfect

>> No.16118349

>>16118316
That's what I'm thinking too when that anon said nothing is too extreme for them.

>> No.16118356

>>16118349
>Nothing too extreme
>Gremlin tries to get you to break the cumflation record.
>A record set by a very depressed manticore who dope a man up for a year before having sex with a man.
>Rumor is that mammybammy just barely saved her from popping.
>Gremlin is already wet at the thought of trying

>> No.16118362

>>16118208
Three-headed massive Hellwan that wants nothing more than a strong husband to breed her and make her into a mother.

>> No.16118380

>>16118311
>Implying she didn't make him a racing helmet out of solid Adamantium with Mithril where the cloth would be.

>> No.16118393
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16118393

I love Jabberwock! I can't wait to marry her one day! The wait for commissions is suffering.

>> No.16118424
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16118424

I like Gazers, they are great. And very, very lewd.

>> No.16118435

>>16118362
Too bad, she is getting a weakling.

>> No.16118437

>>16118356
Soon gremlin is going to be in a grave.

>> No.16118440

>>16118424
Second time that image has been posted censored. Either link to source or quit teasing us with it.

>> No.16118449

>>16118424
>>16114100

>> No.16118463
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16118463

>>16118435
Then she'll make you a man.

>> No.16118467

>>16118440
Alright.
http://i.imgur.com/FPOjpnK.jpg

>> No.16118476

>>16118463
Cute face, nice chest, and I love the idea of a muscular Oni literally riding me through the bed... but that waist is bothering me so much. It's so thin compared to her body, especially for how muscular she is.

>> No.16118485

>>16118440
>>16116939
http://ictiosis.tumblr.com/

>> No.16118487

>>16118467
Good shit. My thanks, anon.
>Big puffy innies
I'm going enjoy teasing her and watching them become erect.

>> No.16118495

>>16118463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>> No.16118501

>>16118424
why's she got her mouth all open like that?

>> No.16118502

>>16118463
My body is ready.

>> No.16118507

>>16118076
A monster girl moaning my name, whether she knew I was listening or not, would get me in an instant. I'm weak to signs of actual affection like that

>> No.16118508

>>16118501
She want's you to put something in there anon. You wouldn't let her wait for too long now will you?

>> No.16118513
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16118513

>>16118502
How sure of that are you, anon?

>> No.16118515

How can I wurmproof my house?

>> No.16118525

>>16118515
They take it as a challenge. They'll find a way to break in, rape you and then cuddle you. Any questions?

>> No.16118529

>>16118515
Build it on the moon and pray they never build the wurm cannon. Alternatively, make everything out of rubber.

>> No.16118535

>>16118515
Put up a sign that says "Wurm-Proof House"

>> No.16118538

>>16118508
I don't know man, I'm not that fast of a chef. I could put a ball gag in there if she needs something immediately, but I really don't see what else could satisfy her.

>> No.16118539

>>16118507
I feel the same. I'd cry of happiness if I heard my waifu say my name

>> No.16118543

>>16118535
That seems like tempting fate to me. Plus, they might misread it.

>> No.16118545

>>16118507
Mine would be hearing her call me "big boy"

>> No.16118553

>>16118538
Maybe a ball gag could work. But if you did that you would have to fuck her right away, otherwise just removing your pants and leting her do the rest might be the best option.

>> No.16118558

>>16118502
>Cerberus pounding your pelvis into dust
>You incubized through the night due to all the mamano mana
>HFW not only did you gain an indestructible pelvis from it
But your cock grew enough to stretch her so wide that all three heads ahegao upon sticking it in
ALL THE LOVE BITES

>> No.16118578
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16118578

>>16118324
This gif is probably the oldest art I have in the folder. I suspect you have a series of art which you've never posted in these threads. I've virtually collected every single image that has been posted in these threads for a while now, so most images in my folder were likely posted by you or some other anon first.

I like those doodles, simplicity is often simply best.

>> No.16118585

>>16118513
The number is too big to write.

>> No.16118593
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16118593

>>16118578
There's probably a number of things I've not posted, but yes, most of the pictures you have saved are likely things I've posted myself or that others have reposted afterwards. These threads are on average over 2000 posts long, so sometimes when I post new art it kind of gets lost over the length.

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16118595

>>16118585
Alright, anon. Just don't say you weren't warned.

>> No.16118598

>>16118507
It's so lewd, yet so pure and lovely. I would be sure to flirt with her a lot after that just so I could hear her louder and lounder until I can hear it while she is on my dick.

>> No.16118603

>>16108636
Just feed them both intoxication fruit.

>> No.16118604

>>16118595
I'm not the one you should be warning.

>> No.16118606

>MFW enjoy big girls
>MFW end up writing disgusting vanilla no matter what, never getting to enjoy snu-snu

>> No.16118607
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16118607

Let's talk about sad Cockatrice who just can't get themselves caught by men. How does one solve such a horrible problem?

>> No.16118608

>>16118606
>vanilla
>disgusting
Fuck you m8

>> No.16118612

>>16118606
>disgusting vanilla
You're disgusting.

>> No.16118614

>>16118607
Inject a man with 200 Proof HOTBLOOD and watch him break every fucking sound barrier in existence to catch her.

>> No.16118615

>>16118607
Walk towards them but backwards or make her go to an alleyway.

>> No.16118624

>>16118607
Eat a Raging Mushroom, chase her, and proceed to make her look like she's pregnant with twins.

>> No.16118653

https://exhentai.org/g/997351/ee65d863e3/

This more than makes up for the last Mizone doujin that got translated.

>> No.16118670

>>16118653
It's great but I don't know if it makes up for the other one. Probably but still.

>> No.16118685

>>16118607
>>16118624
>See a sad Cockatrice, ask her what's up
"Ara... I'm nothing but a worthless christmas cake..."
"There just isn't one who can compete with my speed... Now I know how Saitama feels in that anime..."
>Challenge her to a chase, and if you catch her you're going to make her a mother with not one, but TWO chicks
"Ah..."
>She's gone a second later, a small dust cloud
>Re-appears, a bored expression on her face, her tail feathers ruffling under your nose
"It took me... 0.00012 milliseconds to circle this world. What hopes do you have?"
>Hold up a small vial, it's a bright red concoction, and when she sees it her face flushes slightly
"Y-... You can't... Your body won't be able to..."
>Pop the top off and down the entire vial in one go. Your mind starts racing as you scream out at the top of your lungs, the power filling you
>Her arousal practically gushes out from between her legs before she takes off again, but this time you can perceive her
>Her short skirt is flapping in the speed force of her escape, showing you the bare naked and rosy red aroused slit of her crevasse
>There's a faint "Fuck me" smell to it
>Time seems frozen as you're chasing her, throwing your clothes off in the process
>The strain on your body is massive, your feet rupturing streets and sidewalks as you chase her around the world
>She looks back at you, her face still sad and almost bored
"Ara... You still can't get me... Huh..."
>Push yourself to the absolute limit, feeling as if at any moment your body could break into a million pieces
>Suddenly, there's a white flash, the silhouette of a man and his Cockatrice wife. He gives you a thumbs up... A baton pass!
>The gravity force smacks into you, but your blood is boiling, volcanic even as you gain speed
>Faster, faster, faster. Have to go FASTER.
>She's within arm's reach now, and the Cockatrice sees you, her eyes widening
"W-Wai--!"
>Impact, you're both tumbling to the ground, awkwardly positioning yourself and thrusting for all you got to smack into her womb in one insertion
>Lay there, in the nude together in a smouldering crater in the middle of rural China, holding her head up by her chin as she twitches and ahegaos
>Tears of absolute carnal bliss streaming down her face
>When you're done she's still crying as she rubs her face into your chest going "I love you, I love you, I love you" over and over again
>Such is the determination of a man using the combination of Adonis and Tiger Blood, Platinum Nitro, a dash of SPEED FORCE, and a Raging Mushroom for good measure

>> No.16118686

>>16118309
Cuddle them all in Ice Queen territory so without them you'll be a block of ice

>> No.16118695
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16118695

>>16118685
>>16118607
There are simpler ways.

>> No.16118737

>>16118653
I'll never understand Nips and kemono as monstergirls.

>> No.16118742

>>16118685
Lovely

>> No.16118788

>>16118742
>Lovely
Nigga that was mediocre at best.

>> No.16118815

http://alice-books.com/item/show/1985-5
Batta did a whole doujin about nerdnuki.

>> No.16118850

>>16118695
I'm using the rocket-powered roller skates and only a Nurikabe girl can stop me.

>> No.16118854

>>16118607
It's all in the equipment.

Give a man a grappling hook and a whiff of the "CHASE ME AND FUCK ME!" hormones and he can accomplish anything.

Imagine a Cockatrice throwing Batman styled equipment at men then running away.

>> No.16118859

>>16115676
Buttpounding fox lolis is what they're for.

>> No.16118872

>>16118815
Nerdnuki is for cuddling.

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>>16118859

>> No.16118907

http://pastebin.com/c1KNyaBa

I want to cuddle with my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughter in our big bed, and tell my daughteru stories about how me and her mother first met!

I wrote about it here, but I want to do the real thing.

It's short, but I'm proud of it. This style of embedding a story within another story was quite outside my comfort zone.

>> No.16118921
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16118921

>>16118859
They're for jackhammering until the bedframe cracks and the bed springs break, and then a little further

>> No.16118924

>>16118907
Oh, it's finally out.

>> No.16118937

>>16118924
Yes, it's a lot later than it should have been but I'd rather this than forcing or rushing it.

>> No.16118943

>>16118921
I need loli fox stories. Now.

>> No.16118950

>>16118937
Don't worry KDF, I know you have a daughter and wife to take care off. Too bad I can't read it right now.

>> No.16118958

>>16118950
That's fine anon, I'm glad you understand.

>> No.16118979

>>16118958
It stills feels a little weird to me when I think about just a normal dog with a bondage fetish. I know it feels natural and lovely to you, but you three make up a very interesting family.

>> No.16118991

>>16118979
I mean, it's not like she had the bondage fetish when she was actually a dog, but I can see your point.

>> No.16119030

>>16118907
Diabetes: the paste.
Also, your waifu was a literal dog? Those are called Cu Siths. You furry.

>> No.16119040

be honest, does the average person produce enough blood to satisfy a vampire? i imagine they would take a liter or near that amount off you daily

>> No.16119048

>>16119030
The good diabetes or the bad diabetes? And no anon, I'm not a furry. I'm the KDF, not the CSDF.

>> No.16119063

>>16118991
Just pulling your leg there.

And I also was able to read the whole story now. It's too cute when there is no lewd involved besides the constant latex they are wearing.
Also, nice OC Lilim.

>> No.16119071

>>16119040
Where are you getting that number from? They're magic I don't think its ever specified how much they take. Besides theres always the semen supplement.

>> No.16119073

>>16119048
I was half joking about the furry thing. I thought Cus were monsterfied dogs going by the encyclopedia, not kobolds.
And since when has there been a good diabetes?
>Pupmuffin
Really?

>> No.16119079

>>16119073
>>16119030
You're correct. Siths are pets turned manomo

>> No.16119081

>>16119071
I want to mating press a chubby Vampire Ojou-sama until she's satisfied!
I want to cuddle her afterwards and tell her how cute she is!
I want to help her curl her hair into drills every morning!

>> No.16119083

>>16119079
>KDF doesn't even know how his own waifu works
I just don't even.

>> No.16119091

>>16119081
Chubby vampire ojou-samas are for doing cute things with and giving snacks!

>> No.16119094

>>16119081
I want a vampire to mating press me

>> No.16119095

>>16119079
Oh shit. This means that KDF accidentally wrote a Cu-Sith story. This is amazing.

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16119098

>>16119063
>OC Lilim

At this pace lilims are gonna feel overused and mundane

>> No.16119100

>>16119095
KDF always had a sith waifu. It's just that most of her fur fell because of the constant latex usage.

>> No.16119102

>>16118907
>Ophelia was an actual pupper before monsterizing
Oh fug.

>> No.16119104

>>16118907
Tell me you didn't name the wife after your dog. Because the implications are fucking creepy even by this thread's standards.

>> No.16119105

>>16119098
My Lilim is pretty cozy right now. I feel like hugging her and telling how popular her sisters are.

>AKB48 but with lilims instead

>> No.16119116

>>16119105
>lilim group photo never

>> No.16119123

>>16119116
If I ever did that I would want the correct number of lilims posted here. They need to have at least a name, personality and a bit of backstory.

>> No.16119128

>>16119040
Well the human body has about 5 liters of blood, so 5 feedings, but the human body also produces 5 liters every 120 days as replacement over time, so the human body produces 0.0416 liters (41.6ML) everyday normally.

There isn't a way to produce blood faster so there isn't a good way to produce the blood required to feed normally if they need 1 liter a day.

But a few profiles states that monsters are incredibly efficient, and 500ml of human blood contains 460 calories, a 120 pound vampire would need 78(1,560/20 (Guestament, never states how efficient but it does state they can survive off of little cum for months(dullahan profile))) calories a day.

So your vampire could feed off you a little and once in a while suck a lot more to make up for the slow starvation.(38.272 calories a day) without magics and the such.

I could do more science and math but i am already probably on a watch list after that.

>> No.16119131

>>16119063
Thanks for reading! And yes, part of the reason for writing this was to expand on the dynamic outside of the constant lewdness.

>>16119073
>Pupmuffin
Yes really, I thought it'd be a nice parallel to Pupcake.

>>16119079
>>16119083
>>16119095
>>16119100
Ok, here's my thought process. Kobolds monsterized from dogs too in the beginning, so it stands to reason that you could still get dogs monsterizing into Kobolds in addition to human women. It's not like Kobolds sprang up from the earth one day after the Demon Lord took power, they had to come from somewhere. Only someone with the power of the Demon Lord (i.e. one of her daughters) would be able to perform a more 'complete' monsterization though, it's only something that would happen under extreme circumstances. Also, I'd think that the closer you were to the 'ground zero' of a mana nuke like this, the higher chance there would be of a 'complete' monsterization.

>>16119098
She's more of a plot device than an OC, really. I don't plan on expanding upon her at all as things are now at least.

>>16119104
I don't even have a dog. That would be entirely too weird for me too.

>> No.16119133

>>16118907
>literal pet fucking
Oh god. I knew you were a faggot but this takes it up to 11.

>> No.16119134

>>16119116
Good

>> No.16119136
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16119136

Order for the Wendigos at table 7 how many of these are they going to eat?

>> No.16119140

>>16119134
Do not bully the lilims

>> No.16119142

>>16119136
Wendigos eat Hellhounds?

I'm gonna get awawawaway from them.

>> No.16119147

>>16119094
I want a vampire to tie me up and rub her butt against my dick while ignoring my moans.

>> No.16119148

>>16119131
It's too late KDF you are now a Lilim holder.

>> No.16119149
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16119149

>>16119091
They're also for sitting on your lap, allowing them to grow incredibly smug towards anyone who sees her sitting there!
Unless you do something loving to her like hug her or kiss her on the cheek. Then she gets flustered.

>>16119094
>Vampire on top of you forcibly kissing you deeply while thrusting her wide hips up and down.
>The pleasure is so intense that you're ahegaoing while leglocking her.

>>16119098
I feel like my virginity would be annihilated that night because I wouldn't be able to resist raising my hand.
I still love the idea of monstergirls being able to sense men who share their fetishes.

>> No.16119150

>>16119140
Only the shitty ones

>> No.16119151

>>16119128
The nutritional value of semen in in the spirit energy it contains.

>> No.16119154

>>16119131
>Pupcake.
You aren't making this any better.

>> No.16119155

>>16119142
Her brown fur, red apron, and eye fire make her look like meat to a hungry Wendigo

>> No.16119156

>>16119149
A vampire that soft would have quite the respectable rump, I'd be more than content to let her sit in my lap, although I hope its thick enough to hide the sensation of something poking it.
A surprise hug would be required.

>> No.16119157

>>16119105
>Idol Lilim Sextuplets with varied bodies.
>An average body Genki girl, a Tall /fit/ Onee-san type, a cute and friendly chubby one, a short slender strict pettanko, A clumsy Oppai-Loli and a funloving and lewd Hourglass one.
They share a boyfriend/husband because they share everything in life.

>> No.16119158

>>16119133
I'd never fuck an actual dog anon, that's gross and inhumane.

>>16119148
Aww jeez.

>>16119154
If you say so anon, I think their nicknames are very cute!

>> No.16119160

>>16119081
>I want to help her curl her hair into drills every morning!
What counts as "morning" in a land of perpetual night?

>> No.16119162

>>16119105
50 Shades of Lilim.

>> No.16119163

>>16119156
You act like she wouldn't like the feeling of you getting a boner from her sitting on your lap.
She'd even start grinding her hips if she felt one.

>> No.16119164

>>16119157
That would be the life.

>> No.16119166

Chowder, do you somewhere you save your drawings?

I'm remaking that lilim list and I'm adding how to find the material regarding each

>Renate's last name is Bedrager
I thought none were supposed to have a name since that'd also be the Demon Lord's or her husband's last name too, and by extension every other lilim

>> No.16119172

>>16119160
The time of day where everyone's awake and doing what they do.
It'd seem more like Dusk than Night. The comfiest time of the night.

>> No.16119177

>>16119166
Make sure to add KDF's

>> No.16119180

>>16119163
Well if she does that, I may slip my hand beneath her skirt and give her rear a squeeze

>> No.16119190

>>16119177
According to KDF she was just a plot device, no real effort spent on her, so I don't think she really gets to be on the list. Otherwise I'd also end up having to put cap'n CRUNCHER and that other upside down lilim even though they're pure memes

>> No.16119197

>>16119177
This is getting stupid. Do we now need to scour the old stories on the pastebins for lilims too? Because that's where we're heading. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Abaggijawah's lilim considering he wrote a multi-part story about one that gave her more personality and background than any of the new steelims currently have.

>> No.16119201

>>16119197
>Do we now need to scour the old stories on the pastebins for lilims too?

If you want to do that nobody will stop you

>> No.16119204

>>16119190
>>16119197
I was just joking my man, I know lilims are a delicate matter but it's fun to pull their tail sometimes.

>Upside down lilim
Haven't heard of this one.

>> No.16119206

The OC Lilim shit needs to stop.

>> No.16119217

>>16119197
>I'm surprised no one has mentioned Abaggijawah's lilim

Same, maybe there aren't as many oldfags around here as I thought. I really liked that story back then, I wish he continued the sequel past the first two chapters.

>> No.16119218

>>16119163
>vampfu bullying your boner with her rear
>while she leglocks and wing hugs so you cant pull away
>wont stop moving her hips back and forth until you call her mistress

Its nap time, i cant sleep with lewd ideas

>> No.16119219

>>16119164
Here's how I imagine the usual weekday would go.
>8:00 AM: Wake up, the girls aren't home. Take a shower and get some food in you.
>8:30 AM: Start thinking about what to cook for dinner. Resources aren't a big problem so you can do quite a few things.
>9:00 AM: Get in your morning workout. You're gonna need it.
>12:00 PM: Go into town to get lunch, materials, and rent tonight's movie.
>2:00 PM: Stop by the "supply" shop to pick up "stamina" potions for tonight.
>3:00 PM: Start working on dinner.
>5:00 PM: Greet the girls home
>5:30 PM: Dinner and conversation about the girls' latest concert.
>6:00 PM: Cuddle up on the couch and watch the movie.
>7:00 PM: Take a shower
>7:15 PM: Head to the bedroom and wait.
>7:30 PM: Wild, ball draining sex with the Lilim Idols.
>1:00 AM: Post sex cuddling after another shower. Rest up for the next day.
Fuck, I'm starting to get invested now. I might write up some names and basic personalities.

>> No.16119228

>>16119219
The real question is how the idols handle one of their number getting pregnant

>> No.16119229

>>16119206
Eh, I only recognise Mari and to some extent Ilassa as "official" fan lilims.

The others are all either story lilims (these have never counted before so why now?), memes, or shit attempts to create some form of threadcanon character.

>> No.16119231

>>16119219
It needs to be 48 lilims. Only then it will be perfect.

>> No.16119234

>>16119219
ANON STOP

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

>> No.16119236

>>16119229
Those two are shit too

>> No.16119237

>>16119147
>>16119163
>>16119218
I want more monster buttjobs in general.

>> No.16119240

>>16119228
Obviously they go on Hiatus for the pregnancy or just perform with five. They're Monstergirl Idols so the announcement that one of them got pregnant would be met with wild cheering.

>>16119231
Six Lilims is enough anon. 48 Lilims would fucking kill a man.

>> No.16119249

>>16119236
True, but they've got so much content and they've been around forever.

>> No.16119259

>>16119249
Piggybacking on this, both Mari and Ilassa have actual profiles. Mari's in Exet's game, and Ilassa pops up in a few of ELH's stories. To say nothing of the amount of art each has.

>> No.16119260

>your OC lilim will never be taken seriously
Feels bad, man.

>> No.16119262

>>16119240
Hmm, that would be rough going on hiatus whenever one gets pregnant.

They would probably continue with five, leaving the one home to be doted on by their husband

>> No.16119263

>>16119259
Not to mention KC seems to officially recognise Mari. She's the only OC lilim to be given this honor, and is basically part of the canon because of it.

>> No.16119266

>>16119260
I don't care for my own lilim, all I need is Ilassa.

>> No.16119267

>>16119259
>both Mari and Ilassa have actual profiles
It's not exactly a monumental task to make one. If anything, it's a good thing they're the only ones with one for now. Can you imagine some shitty meme attempt starting with a full infodump profile and mspaint art?

>> No.16119271

>>16119234
But I really want to.

>> No.16119274

>>16119094
I want any monster to mating press me.

>> No.16119276

>>16119274
How would that even work?

>> No.16119279

>>16119206
>>16119229
Glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.16119285

>>16119276
Cowgirl with a twist.

>> No.16119288

>>16119276
Exactly how you think it would
boards.4chan.org/h/thread/4405099

>> No.16119289

>>16119267
>This is Kawaiipenis and she's the lilim who lives in notstralia. Kawaiipenis lives in a big hard tower guarded by 40 salamanders who don't afraid of anything and they all listen to my chemical romance every night and stay up to 12 at night.
>Kawaiipenis fights all the wizards and makes them have sex with her because she's the lilim who controls notstralias magic and she needs magic to do all the lilim shit.
>Kawaiipenis is Mari's cat's drug dealer and they light up together every day. Weed is legal in notstralia because all the gremlins need it to think about how to invent stuff.

>> No.16119301

>>16119289
Good lord

>> No.16119303

>>16119289
I want to lick kawaiipenis' thick spadetail.

>> No.16119305

>>16119301
This is the future you all chose.

>> No.16119306

>>16119289
Hehehehehe

>> No.16119309

>>16119263
More that Maritan's just gone back and forth with KC and Exet to flesh out her own book that she's planning on making. What you might be thinking of are the series of tweets where Mari got set as Lilim #10.

>> No.16119311

>>16119288
Thats hotter than I was expecting

>> No.16119317

>>16119305
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it.

But let's keep going and see what happens.

>> No.16119318

>>16119309
Wait what? When did this happen, did he repost her profile somewhere or what?

>> No.16119319

>>16119288
well ok then

>> No.16119320

>>16119303
It's huge and it lactates when she's happy.

>> No.16119328

>>16119289
I just want you to know that whenever faggots try and bring up OC lilim shit again, I'm going to mention this one along with them as a serious entry.

>> No.16119329

>>16119318
https://twitter.com/MariTheLilim/status/544530951251193856

Her profile (in moonrunes) was featured during one of the MGE profile updates. Forget which girl.

>> No.16119339

>>16119328
>Announcing it

Good job.

>> No.16119346

>>16119328
But Kawaiipenis is a serious entry. She's a serious lilim who banned jokes in her tower after a mad hatter made rude jokes about her once. That's how serious she is.

>> No.16119350

>>16119320
Such a big and meaty tail is going to fill my mouth.
It smells so nice and the taste is so strong I'll get addicted.

>> No.16119354

>>16119339
Its clearly a false flag designed to ruin this well crafted OC.

>> No.16119359

>>16119328
Look at this faggot trying to shit on best lilim.

>> No.16119367

>>16119354
>well crafted OC

>> No.16119369

>>16119350
Bitch she rapes all the wizards with that thing.

>> No.16119376

>>16119354
>>16119359
Is this sarcasm. Please tell me is sarcasm.

>> No.16119378

>>16119367
>implying Kawaiipenis isn't just as well thought out as the other steelims so far.

>> No.16119382

>inb4 lilims become that one monster nobody wants to see anymore
>they get almost no content for the rest of these threads' life, and the content they do get ends up received negatively by default
>all because of memes

Like pottery

>> No.16119383

>>16119376
How dare you insinuate such a thing?
Obviously man.

>> No.16119391

>>16119376
Nope. 100% serious, I actually like the OC lilim stuff and this new addition sounds pretty cool. It even tells us how mari's cat gets fucked up. The world building is already in place.

>> No.16119392

>>16119369
I would indeed become her bitch if it meant being raped by that.

>> No.16119394

>>16119382
Lets go the opposite way. I want more lesser succubus fan fiction!

>> No.16119395

>>16119382
>they get almost no content for the rest of these threads' life, and the content they do get ends up received negatively by default
One can only hope that their eventual demise comes sooner rather than later.

>> No.16119398

>>16119395
Do not bully the non-meme lilims

>> No.16119401
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16119401

So if I give a Raiju holds my phone in one hand, and masturbates with the other hand, will she be able to charge it?

>> No.16119405

>>16119401
Yes, but your phone might turn into a mini phone girl the size of a fairy.

>> No.16119408

Would you be a good husband and get your waifu pregnant for her birthday every year?

>> No.16119413

>>16118515
What if you made a house out of Wurms? Surely that would be Wurmproof.

>> No.16119417

>>16119398
But the only non meme lilims are Mari, Ilassa and Kawaiipenis. It's hardly fair to the others.

>> No.16119418

Am i the only one who has never liked lilims since their profile came out?

I feel like they're too rare and OP as shit.

>> No.16119421

>>16119418
They're boring as shit and lots of other people genuinely dislike them.

At this point, lilim posting is just as bad as nerdhound.

>> No.16119422

>>16119394
Remember that if that girl who has a crush on you turns into a lesser succubus you shouldn't bully her sensitive body to much. If you do she gets her revenge tenfold when shes a full succubus and can make you cum in seconds

>> No.16119425

>>16119421
>implying anything is as bad as nerdhound

>> No.16119426

>>16119401
Depends on the initial conditions.
If she's already charged, then sure. Better make sure she doesn't accidentally make it explode, though.
If she isn't, then get working on fixing that, otherwise she'll just suck out all the juice.

>> No.16119427

>>16119408
The problem is every one requires a gimmick, more or less, and it's easy to make a shit one.
That and they're prime Mary Sue bait.

>> No.16119432

>>16119421
NoMoreNerdwan.jpg

>> No.16119435

>>16119418
>>16119421
Generally agree.
>Lani isn't anything other than one guy reminding the thread that he thinks she's a thing constantly
>Victoria is just a story character. Those never used to count as special snowflake OC so what the fuck has changed?
>Alp's lilim is by Alp
>Selene is another single story character.
>CRUSHER is just a stupid meme
>Kawaiipenis is an abomination made through what I hope is sarcasm and mockery for the entire OC lilim thing

>> No.16119447

>>16119289
I'm going to draw this lilim next thread. Lilims with art become threadcanon, so it'll be great.

>> No.16119465

i'm going to write a story using tropes and niche fetishes that most folks in these threads viciously hate

brb

>> No.16119467

>>16119435
>Selene is another single story character.
Didnt Beast saay he was going to do more suff with her?

>> No.16119468

Is it meme hour already?

>> No.16119480

>>16119465
good luck have fun, anon

>> No.16119481

>>16119465
So your going to mindbreak a hellhound with a gangbang and watersports?

>> No.16119490
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16119490

>WAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.16119491

>>16119481
>So your going to mindbreak a futa hellhound with a yuri gangbang and watersports as monsterboys and her husband watch on?

Fixed.

>> No.16119494

I want to just cuddle up with a chubby Cheshire and a /fit/ Hellhound on a rainy day on a couch by the fireplace.

>> No.16119512

>>16119480
thanks

>>16119481
>>16119491
kek, something along those lines. maybe i'll just go meta and write about a guy who has to come to terms with the crippling fact that even in a world filled with horny women desperate to get laid, no one wants to have sex with him

>> No.16119514

>>16119490
That man put up a good fight.

>> No.16119518

>>16119512
So, an autobiography?

>> No.16119572

>>16119418
They always struck me as the "OC Donut Steel" monstergirl and meme developments have not surprised me in the least.

>> No.16119587

>>16119514
>You will never go to an Oni hangout and challenge the leader to a drinking contest.

How can you even prove you're a man without that?

>> No.16119588

>>16119408
It's not I can exactly choose when she gets impregnated.

>> No.16119600

>>16119587
Getting into a hunting competition with a Mantis?

>> No.16119603

>>16119600
Human, the most dangerous game.

>> No.16119604
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16119604

>>16119600
Good luck with that, champ.

>> No.16119608

>>16119588
Sure you can.
Have her guzzle a bunch of fertility potions and inject her with an ovulation inducer.

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16119615

>>16119604
Mantis Girls are scary.

>> No.16119617

>>16119603
No, anon. I'm talking about hunting a rare animal.

>>16119604
I would need it, should I fail the first time I would just have to try again.

>> No.16119619

>>16119587
Punching match with both red and blue onis

>> No.16119622
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16119622

>>16119587
Some say there was a man who challenged a drunk Yeti to a battle of cuddles, and that he's never been seen again

>> No.16119629
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16119629

>>16119615
Mantis girls are cute. I bet they're all cuddlers once you manage to get past that unflappable barrier of kuu. Just play it cool and don't get flustered by the few hints of lewdness they drop.

>> No.16119632

>>16119629
What if you fluster easily anon?

>> No.16119644

>>16119629
I'd get flustered if a Monster Girl just looked at me.

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16119647

>>16119632
Then you have to break them first, anon. It's your only chance.

>> No.16119654

>>16117259
Nice. Don't let the memes bother you. Victoria is an interesting character.

>> No.16119661

>>16119219
>Well-structured schedule
Anon stop, you're going to get Anubis fangirls if you keep this up.

Teach me your ways please.

>> No.16119662

>>16119629
>A monstergirl will never do the blowjob motion while staring at you in an attempt to seduce you.
>She'll never actually sneak into your house to rape you with her lewd mouth.

>> No.16119682

Mantis' in cowprint.

>> No.16119701

>>16119682
Monotone moo?

>> No.16119711

>>16119701
Bland bovine.

>> No.16119722

>>16119711
Covert cows.

>> No.16119723

>>16119701
No. Stop. I refuse to be responsible for leading to another girl mooing in cow prints. Dragon the other night was already too much.

>> No.16119725

>>16119722
Unseen Udders.

>> No.16119730

>>16119725
Lurking livestock.

>> No.16119734

>>16119654
Thanks, anon.

>> No.16119736

>>16119730
Cud-chewing Cuddlebugs.

>> No.16119738

>>16119701
>>16119711
>>16119722
>>16119725
>>16119730
Holstaur Rogues are the best mismatched monstergirl and job class.

>> No.16119745

>>16119723
No, no, it's okay. She'd be completely average-sized, the cowprint is just to give her an opening while her opponent is confused.

>> No.16119748

>>16119736
Sounds more like a regular Holst than a big-titted Mantis.

>> No.16119754

>>16118255
Are you the one who made Elin-shaped MGs earlier? That style looks similar.

>> No.16119755

>>16119748
Mammary Mantis then.

>> No.16119762

>>16119754
That's the same dude. His stuff also gets uploaded to assorted boorus rather fast after he posts here.

>> No.16119765

>>16119762
Now if only they had a pixiv or something to make tracking them easier

>> No.16119773

>>16119661
Think of what you're going to do and how long it'll take, then give yourself a bit of breathing room time-wise.

>> No.16119783

>>16119734
Also, having just finished it the chapter:

Your writing has significantly improved. I'm impressed with the growth I see, especially with dialogue. This is what, eight chapters of a semi-continuous plot? You've become more fluid, descriptive, and concise.

It seems to reinforce the idea that plot-based writing really encourages improvement in certain areas that short-stories struggle to.

>> No.16119789

>>16119783
>be a writer for years
>haven't improved at all
How do other people do it?

>> No.16119791

>>16119629
>>16119662
Those motions are hotter than they have any right to be

>> No.16119792

>>16119789
Ask for feedback and actually commit to change. If you reject feedback and take it as a personal attack, you'll never improve.

Which writefag are you?

>> No.16119796

>>16119792
Hush now, no more attentionwhoring.

>> No.16119799

>>16119789
Be born good.

>> No.16119802

>>16119796
Seriously, what?

>> No.16119805

>>16119701
Moo Noir.

>> No.16119807

>>16119791
It's because you know full well that they're willing and able to make good on those insinuations, whether you want it or not, and that it'll probably the best head you've ever had in your life.

>> No.16119812

>>16119796
Since when is giving advice attention whoring? Is this a new meme?

>> No.16119818

>>16119812
Any time that anyone can draw any attention to themselves as an individual based on something of note they have done, for any reason, it is attention whoring.

THESE ARE THE RULES OF 4CHAN.

>> No.16119820

>>16119812
Shh.

>> No.16119825

>>16119820
Go away Bromont.

>> No.16119831

>>16119825
I'm not Bromont, don't go around blaming innocent people now.

>> No.16119836

>>16119831
He's one of the few I can think of that looks at feedback as a bad thing. Unless you're the anon who just hates writefags.

Perhaps you could clarify what it is you're trying to say?

>> No.16119850

>>16119836
I'm saying I'm not asking for any feedback and that there's no need to make this thread about me so please stop doing that.

>> No.16119851

>>16119825
>>16119831
>>16119836
Why is his pastebin empty? I hear him talked about but it looks like I'm not going to be able to read his stuff now.

>> No.16119859

>>16119850
Then why did you call my first post of the night as me being an attention whore?

>> No.16119863

>>16119859
I didn't. I was saying I won't say who I am because I don't want to do any of that.
Please stop already.

>> No.16119876

>>16119863
Not him, but I feel comfortable telling you why you're a terrible writer.

"No more attention whoring" vs "I don't want to be an attention whore"
>Not getting the difference

If you didn't want attention before, you certainly have it now.

>> No.16119910

>no more images
>only on page 9
Harumph. Anyone wanna pretend they're seeing their daughteru with a sentient cape, a couple dozen feet of chains and belts, pouches galore and her telling you she's a little Hell-Spawn?

>> No.16119918

>>16119910
>Hell-Spawn
No. She's grounded until she drops the edgy bs.

>> No.16119921

>>16119918
Anon, she's a 90's superhero. They weren't edgy, they were X-treme and radical!

>> No.16119931

>>16119910
>No vampire and Shoggoth childhood friends to play "Spawn" with.

>> No.16119933

>>16119931
What's your daughteru's superhero name? Blüdkïllvolf is already taken.

>> No.16119981

>>16119933
There's no daughterus in this equation anon, just a boy and his childhood friends.
The vampire would play the "damsel in distress" who has to be saved by the hero Spawn.

>> No.16119996

>>16119981
With ol' Junko being Cogliostro in the hopes she'll get a warm meal out of it?

>> No.16120006

>>16119996
Who's Junko?

>> No.16120007

>>16120006
A Jinko who lives in the junk. She was invented by someone but only written about by that one faggot.

>> No.16120015

I admit it, I'm a slut for slugs
Please don't judge me

>> No.16120019

>>16120015
Slugs? Why slugs? I'd understand the prospect of a portable house with a snail, but a slug?

>> No.16120023

>>16119918
>Hellhound daughter telling her friends that she was "forged in the fires of hell"
>Poke your head around the corner and say "That's not a nice thing to call your mother. Also, we lived in Canada for most of your mother's pregnancy and you were born in April."

>> No.16120027

>>16120015
I understand, I'm a slut for humans.

>> No.16120030

>>16120023
What if Momhound's name is Hel?

>> No.16120035

>>16120019
They are just too slimy, cute and gentle

Wouldn't you fall in love if a nice slug slowly brought you breakfast in bed?

>> No.16120037

>>16120023
>Hellhound daughteru wants to be hardcore, but dad won't let her.

>> No.16120041

>>16120030
Oh ja?
>>16120035
They're not as slow as people say. I've seen plenty move at Adequate Speed.

>> No.16120043

>>16120035
Cheerful slug kids slowly rushing towards you when you come home is a cute mental image.

>> No.16120045

>>16120035
>>16120041
>>16120043
I'm sorry but Uzumaki has ruined snails and slugs for me.

>> No.16120047

>>16120043
Would slugs be kinda dopey so they won't get frustrated by going so slow even when they're excited?

>> No.16120052

>>16120027
Disgusting.

>>16120043
A very cute one
Just imagine them doing shouting in excitement over and over as they "run" towards you

>>16120047
Of course, slugs are never frustrated by their speed
Some of them would even be afraid if you put them in anything that moves faster than 3mph

>> No.16120066

>>16110766
>Good luck with that Gremlin story, an anon did some research and learned that apparently Gremlins are somewhat suicidal, probably has something to do with explosions
Is this how we get Undead/Lich Gremlins? Because I'm kinda sorta okay with that.
>You will never develop a "patchwork" Automaton with your Undead Gremlin

>> No.16120075

>>16120066
>apparently Gremlins are somewhat suicidal
He later corrected himself and said that suicidal was probably a bit too much.

It's more like they have little regard for themselves and as a result, end up in a lot of dangerous scenarios; reckless endangerment kind of thing.

>> No.16120082

>>16120075
Ahh.

But still, I don't doubt that Undead Gremlins are a thing. Provided Undeath extends past humans and Succubi in the MGE.

>> No.16120084

>>16120082
humans, Dragons, and Succubi

>> No.16120089

>>16120075
>It's more like they have little regard for themselves and as a result, end up in a lot of dangerous scenarios; reckless endangerment kind of thing.
So what you're saying is the monstergirl equivalent of Jackass is run by Gremlins.

>> No.16120093

>>16120075
That makes sense. Pursuit of science and lewdness above all else.
>>16120082
I can see this, too. Bet Undead Gremlins brag about the ways they died in their experiments.
>'So, yeah. The rig kind of exploded and the shrapnel blew a hole in my chest, but I came SO HARD while it was running!'

>> No.16120096

>>16120089
Well, it'd be a lot more awesome because Gremlins probably make giant robots to fight with for fun.

>> No.16120111

>>16120089
>walking down the street in MGC
>all of a sudden you hear a commotion behind you
>you turn around and see a bunch of Gremlins and a ghost girl rolling down the street in a giant shopping cart
>you try to run but get caught by one of the girls
>as your pants are being torn away you hear the Gremlin on top of you shout
>"Hi I'm Jayne Nashville, welcome to Jackass!"
And that's how I met my waifu.

>> No.16120122

>>16120111
>The very next episode, monstergirls tune in and see a human boy in front of the camera instead of Jayne.
>"Hi I'm Anon, and welcome to Jackass!"
>Anon pushes a button and Jayne is sent rocketing out of the cannon behind him.
That sounds like a pretty chill life anon.

>> No.16120130

>>16120122
Until someone ends up drunk and wrapped around a tree...

>> No.16120137

>>16120111
>walking down the street in MGC
>They're renovating the sidewalk
>The Oni workers take their lunch break
>A gang of Gremlins swarms the construction site
>One of them gets on her hands and knees
>The others grab a power drill and modify it so it has a dildo at the end
>"Hi I'm Jenna Knoxville and this is Jackass"

>> No.16120138

>>16120130
Brutal

>> No.16120147

>>16120111
>and a ghost girl
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that.

>> No.16120149

>>16120130
Oh, they don't do things that are that dangerous anon. Their antics are more, shall we say, incredibly sexual.

>> No.16120155

>>16120137
Is there any wet concrete around? I could foresee them trying to preserve their lewd antics.

>> No.16120163

>>16120149
Sexual antics can be pretty dangerous
What if she builds a nuclear powered fucking machine?

>>16120155
>She imprints her aheagoing face on the concrete
That would make for a cultural landmark

>> No.16120166

>>16120163
>Concrete ahegao
Are you me, anon?

>> No.16120173

>>16120163
Why would she want that when she's got a husband?

>> No.16120178

>>16120173
One guy can't penetrate all four holes at one time.

>> No.16120183

>>16120178
>four holes
Manticore wife?

>> No.16120216

>>16120178
What is Doppelganger Potion?

>> No.16120230

I can't stop thinking about fat Kakuen butts.

>> No.16120233

I WANNA BECOME A BRAIN-DEAD VEGETABLE AND HAVE MY MONSTER WIFE TAKE CARE OF ME FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES BECAUSE THESE DUMB WHORES MARRY FOR LIFE!!!

>> No.16120237

>>16120230
Try thinking about fat spider butts instead.

>> No.16120241

>>16120237
Now I'm thinking of spider-monkey butts.

Thanks Anon.

>> No.16120249

>>16120230
Concider thinking about fat Anubis butt. Or continue to think about onee San butt.

>> No.16120302

>>16120230
>>16120249
Not the same guy, but now I just want my adoptive Kakuen Onee-san and her smug friends to shove me onto the bed and bully my dick with their plump asses.
>>16120233
I want to poison you before you can do that, and then leave you in the company of a particularly clingy and unstable Wisp.

>> No.16120344

>>16120230
>>16120249
Consider: Fox butt
http://i.imgur.com/QdSvpw9.png

>> No.16120345

>>16117401
Well given that men can't get stable jobs they have no choice but to either shack up with a wealthy Mamono or whore themselves out.

>> No.16120351

>>16120344
MUH

>> No.16120354

>Roomba advert comes on TV
>Kikimora begs mastah not to replace her
>she's crying

What do?

>> No.16120355

http://jingaidaisuki.blog.fc2.com/

>TFW my fave JP monster girl blog hasn't been updated in months

F

Dude probably got killed by the Japanese Flu or maybe even the Japanese Truck.

>> No.16120368

>>16120354
Borrow KDF's bondage gear to make the Kiki crawl around on her elbows and knees, make her clean like that.
Also sit on her back and caress her butt while she does.
Then ask her if a roomba could provide me with this

>> No.16120373

>>16120368
That's not the correct answer

>> No.16120374

>>16119259
>tfw read one of the most popular MGE story in my language
>Ilassa is one of the MC
Kek

>> No.16120375

>>16120373
What's wrong with it?

>> No.16120432

>>16120375
It's not nice to do that to a Kiki.

>> No.16120435

How come most of the girls with tentacles are smug?

>> No.16120440

>>16120432
>it's not nice to explore the depths of despair and delight
I agree. It's not nice. It's naughty. She'll have to correct me afterwards.
>>16120435
Because they've got both reach and flexibility.

>> No.16120447

>>16120354
I don't think roombas can clean curtains or wash your clothes. She'll be fine.

Hope she didn't accidentally find my discarded fap tissues though.

>> No.16120467

>>16120435
They're not?

>> No.16120479

Grab & Go Sized >>16120476

>> No.16120493

>>16120467
>mindflayer
>Kraken
>Shoggoth

Are you new?

>> No.16120495

>>16120479
What have you done?

>> No.16120497

>>16120493
They're not?

>> No.16120512 [DELETED] 

>>16120497
(You)

>> No.16120518

>>16120512
Sorry for not investing in your memes.

>> No.16120537

>>16108731
lol, keep it up!

>> No.16120545

>>16120537
>replying to your own thing after most of a week has passed
This is a new low.

>> No.16120558

>>16120545
Well I think it's fine.

>> No.16120560

I want to eat a homemade meal from my Lamia girlfriend (soon to be wife).

>> No.16120561

>>16120558
No, it's just pathetic, especially since no one else responded.

>> No.16120566

>>16120561
At least it was now brought to my attention so I could read and enjoy it. It's fine. Go to sleep now anon.

>> No.16120574

>>16120566
Its 10 in the morning.
The guy posted a pat on the back to himself. Damn straight I'm calling out such self indulgant faggotry.

>> No.16120579

>>16120574
Go eat lunch, anon. You can't concentrate when you're hungry.

>> No.16120581

>>16120574
Calling it now, you're arguing with the author of the post and greentext.

>> No.16120583

>>16120581
No, I bet YOU'RE him.

>> No.16120585

>>16120579
Haven't you got more glowing praise to give yourself?

>> No.16120587

>>16120585
I don't honk my own horn though.

>> No.16120588

>>16120583
So I was right. Holy shit this is funny!

>> No.16120589

>>16120583
YOU'RE probably him.

>> No.16120592

>>16120588
But that's not true, anon.
>>16120589
Yeah? Well YOU'RE Alp!

>> No.16120600

>guy gets called out for obvious astroturfing his own failed greentext
>starts claiming its acceptable behaviour now
>one faggot refuses to let it go and let the egotistical autist just look foolish on his own
>people now don't know the difference between your and you're

Am I missing anything here? Maybe its time to move to the new thread after all.

>> No.16120602

>>16120600
You missed how there's a whole "you're him! no you're him" thing going on.

>> No.16120615

>>16120600
I think one of them is Beast, if only for the spelling.

>> No.16120621

>>16120600
When did someone misuse your and you're?

>> No.16120625

>>16120600
>a situation so awkward everybody just agrees to leave the room
Somehow worse than the awkward silence after being invited over for omelettes at your friend's house and getting in the door and realizing his wife is a harpy.

>> No.16120628

>>16120600
I guess I missed it. What green text now?

>> No.16120636

>>16120625
Why would that be awkward? It's like a Mermaid eating fish or a human eating the meat of another mammal.

>> No.16120644

>>16120628
Just read a little bit up the thread. I don't want to directly link it in case that anon was right and the writer was actually just being a sad sack.

>> No.16120683

>>16120644
I don't get which one you are referring to. but I guess that doesn't matter. Some guy is being a faggot and that's that.

>> No.16121011

>>16120615
No, I just got here. I haven't written any greentext for a month now.

>> No.16121082

>>16120023
>implying Canada isn't hell

>> No.16122112

Hey guys, how about Harpy egg balut

>> No.16122126

>>16122112
No.

>> No.16122135

>>16122126
Yeah I was just kidding. Sorry.

>> No.16122169

>>16119783
Just woke up. Was the improvement seen in the entire chapter or mostly starting in the segment with Indrick and company going to Acerrae? I tried something different with it, so I might be heading in the right direction.

Don't know about dialogue, though. I don't think I did anything new so it might just be practice showing.

>> No.16122174

>>16120447
You obviously haven't heard of roomba model 300 that the gremlins built. Kikis are getting creamed.

>> No.16122718

>>16122174
>Kikis are getting creamed
Oh I'm sure they are.

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