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Aren't Kejouro's mega sluts in canon? I know they hang out with prostitutes but wasn't the implication that they also fuck randos all the time?

Maids are olev

I kissed my waifu.

>>16093514

Yokai Shoujo

You wouldn't fuck an old cat lady, would you?

>>16093554
Prove it.
Also two threads are the exact same time, jeez

>>16093551
It depends on how you view it, you could say that if they are not pure then they are sluts by default in canon. Simply due to the fact that most of them fuck/rape men all trier lives unless they are specifically stated to stay pure. But that's up to how you interpret the KC cannon.

So I've fapped to many monster girls, but I haven't chosen one to be my waifu yet. What are some of your waifus, everyone?

>>16093551
Traditionally Kejourous fashion themselves as courtesans, an aesthetic which KCs clearly follow.

Generally the way shit works in the MGE is "any profession can be adjusted for the purposes of sexual gratification", with the "Worker" generally then subsequently marrying a favored client and then reducing their clientele to him exclusively.

And the general thinking is that "Favored" means "First". But this is up to individual variances and desires of the writer/reader.

Tell me about this so called "waifu" of yours

>>16093551
Profile says some of them work as such, not all, some.

>>16093579
She's a beautiful brown-haired Kobold and she loves me a lot!

>>16093415
>meme kings like Losenis, Alp, and a few other people can fuck off
>because it's pretty clear they were made Lilims to just be Lilims, rather than have actual thought put into them

Sounds like you're more upset than anything

>>16093587
Drop it.

>>16093575
Gnome
Troll
Golem
Don't really have one, like you, just a few favorites

>>16093569
Just ask her.

>>16093579
She is the sunset waifu.

>>16093561
Even the Grisabellas of life need some young love too

Monstergirls would at least be considerate enough to not rape me during Remembrance/Veterans Day ceremonies, right?

>>>16093514
From the last thread, could anyone help a fellow anon out?

>>16093611
Scroll up you pleb.

>>16093611
You could read this thread to begin with.

>>16093611
Image search.

>>16093579
you're not gonna try and flip this around and try to tell me i wanna fuck my mom, are you?
big, tall, fit, laid back, fire fighter hellhound

Cuddly spiders.

>>16093626
Winter ready spiders

>>16093579
Mai waifu is invisible.
I don't care if people may not consider invisible girls to be monster girls.
If it's a monster in D&D, it counts for me.

>>16093633
Dude. How weird is it when you fuck and cum inside of her?

>>16093579
We met through that Maid program that was advertised a while back.

She's really turned my life around

>>16093626
Defenseless spiders.

>>16093633
If it's anything Boku wa Hero Academia has taught me is that invisible girls are the L E W D E S T.

>>16093633
That outfit is lewd! LEWD!

>>16093632
Fluffy winter spiders.

>>16093648
Gonna grope their chests!

Not sure where to post this with two threads, but it's time for another bonus caption. This time it's a niche little MG, the Cancer:

http://i.imgur.com/CkACZYH.jpg

>潔癖であるともいえる彼女達だが，例え精液で汚れた男性器であっても，それが愛する男性から出たものであれば，うっとりと顔を寄せ，頬ずりまでするのだ。
"Though they are said to be cleanfreaks, even if a man's penis were to be dirtied with semen, if it came from the man they love, they would pull it close with a blissful expression, rubbing their cheeks all over it."

I've been wanting to translate hers for a while. Cancer is one of those girls I basically never think about, but really like. And her bonus pic is strangely adorable. Apparently when around their husbands they zone out and just cover themselves in his jizz. Even though they're supposed to be cleaning. Hmm. Yup, I like that.

>>16093547
I want to watch the snow with a ryu.
Why are there no good scenery porn images of ryu

>>16093646
I have several images relating to that that are probably unsafe to post on a blue board.

>>16093587
Just fucking drop it.

>>16093579
Shes a dragon that has to deal with me being suicidal and depressed.

There is a lot of cuddling and handholding, and it is warm and nice.

>>16093662
Ryus are for lovely moments, not lewd ones.

Dire Automatons?

>>16093675
Scenery porn is where the landscape looks orgasmically pretty, not lewd in a sexual sense.

>>16093673
So you finally accepted her love eh? Good for you and your waifu.

>>16093678
So, all terrain tanks?

>>16093678
Gypsy Danger?

>>16093679
Oh, my bad.

Yeah, Ryus should some nice pics. I would love to see one where she is gazing at the sky right after she made it rain, with the ground full of puddles and all.

>>16093678
Husband-unit, get inside my chest cavity.

>>16093685
Titans.

>>16093691
>Titanfall with waifus

I can dig it

>>16093678
You know you can just build them very tall right? Not everything needs to be 'dire' you can just say big or tall.

>>16093700
Dire anons.

>>16093678
They'd 7ft. tall HWS Automatons.

I approve wholeheartedly and lament the fact there's no proper art for them.

>>16093701
Dire dire.

>>16093705
Dire posts.

>>16093707
Dire goodnight.

>>16093711
Dire goodbye.

>>16093715
Dire shitposting.

dire go fuck yourselves

>>16093722
Dire wow rude

>>16093722
Dire forgot to extend the reply train.

>>16093722
dire rudeness

>>16093701
>>16093705
>>16093707
>>16093711
>>16093715
>>16093720
>>16093722
>>16093727
>>16093728
>>16093729

Dire dires

>>16093579
She gives the best brojobs and has the thickest spadetail around.

>>16093611

Already got you covered >>16093560

Would a dire dullahan be even more headless, or just have detached arms/legs/etc.?
Monsoon?

>>16093739
Living doll more like living onahole.

>>16093722
Dire King Grumpy Alps

Who let the Canadians in?

>>16093743
I'm sorry but, are they dire canadians?

>>16093748
Does 6'5 count as dire?

>>16093621
You, I like you, and your taste.

I have a mighty need for art of a Hellhound in just firefighter pants, and maybe a tank top, flexing her stomach muscles.

>>16093743
Across the stars, the cosmic canadian clobbers cunt cacophonously.

>>16093759
To this day I still want to see a firefighter Hellhounds saving loli Kobolds from a building on fire.

>>16093759
h-how about only the suspenders?
i'd like to draw my waifu, but muscle anatomy is kicking my ass

>>16093761
What?

>>16093743
Nobody's mentioned a dire moose yet.

>>16093759
>>16093772
This thread has gone to the dogs.

What is your waifu's favorite food? You do know how to make it for her, right?

>>16093772
Looking at that face has given me an incredible urge to kiss it. Is this normal?

>>16093783
South Park, anon.

>>16093783
meese are already dire to begin with
http://imgur.com/gallery/DqDLwfq

>>16093797
>meese
I thought you meant Mousegirls for a second and now I am sad

>>16093759
>>16093767
>>16093772
>>16093785
Wolfus are love.

>>16093789
Spicy meat curry and yes, I do know how to make it.

>>16093797
Moose girls are fast!

>>16093803
my b, have a sleepy mouse

>>16093789
My waifu's favorite food is spaghetti topped with olive oil and garlic, and maybe some bacon bits too if she's feeling adventurous.

My daughteru's favorite food is macaroni and cheese!

>>16093815
hey thanks, man.

>>16093789
Fried tofu, and nope.
I've heard it's rather bland on its own and I have no real clue where to start if I wanted to try it.

>>16093675
Of course they're for lewd ones.

>>16093743
We never left.

>>16093836
But they are more for love. Sex comes after.

>>16093815
Oppai loli maus is for tender loving.

>>16093743
Cute Canadian Yetis!

>>16093815
Lolis suckling on other people's fingers is muh fetish

>>16093853
This world could do with more lewd loli monsters.

>>16093857
I quite agree with you there anon.

>>16093579
She wants nothing more than to cuddle for days and her body is made of the earth itself.

>>16093783
I hear they make astonishing football players

>>16093575
Gazer a best. She's basically a NEET who's easily amused so I can leave her at home and come home to fill her with pent-up cum and snuggle her to sleep.

>>16093575
You don't chose a waifu. Waifu chooses you.

What would the inside of a Sandworm smell like?

>>16093957
Wet bags of sand.

>>16093939
I'm still not sure if I've been fond. I tend to rely on what comes into my dreams, but I've had dreams of several

>>16093969
Multiple waifus could ruin your laifu.

Go for the harem ending anon.

>>16093969
One day a monster girl will get stuck in your mind and remain there for unknow amounts of time. That's when you know you have a waifu.

>>16093957
Flowers probably

>>16093656
>Poor niche Cancer translation drowned out in a sea of Hellwans and dire Canadians
Poor crabsponge we hardly knew ye.

>>16093957
Like the inside of something's mouth

>>16093656
That's pretty cute almost could make a person completely forget about the giant crab connected to them

>>16093656
Of couse she would like that, she's still techically cleaning his dick

>>16093656
i want her to make me squeaky clean and convince me i can get that job i've always wanted
i want to come home looking dejected and have her help me feel better

>>16093656
I wonder, would a Cancer want to clean your insides as much as your outsides?

>>16093849
>a lone yeti is the only Leafs fan to show up
At least someone is cheering them on as they lose

I wonder, if she's a general or something. what does a standard grunt soldier look like?

>>16094064
A standard solider would probably wear less shiny armor.

Man, I wish someone would post all the pictures from this book.

>>16094068
didnt someone already do that?

>>16094074
If someone did, I haven't heard of it.

>A Direbat will never force a titty to your mouth while aggressively riding your dick

>>16094077
A guy did scan them, but i can't remember if he got all of them.

>>16094092
Nice. Is there an imgur album of all the pics that have been scanned?

>>16094092
>actual different members of a monstergirl species instead of a profile art clone
I want to see this more often.

>>16094092
That wyvern is for tender loving.

>>16094090
Thank god

>>16094111
Fuck you anon, I had to double check my tab and see if it was Battletech general.

>>16094139
>Not wanting some Werebat tiddy

>>16094090
Dire werebat is for cuddles.

>>16094103
not to my knowledge. I just saved what I could when he posted the scans. the only ofter pic ive got is the dragon queen

Do they make dire potions? What would happen if your waifu took a dire potion?

>>16094090
honest question, do bats produce milk?

>>16094171
>Dire Ittan-Momen
Muscle blanket gonna wrap me up.

>>16094174
>Do female mammals produce milk?
Anon, are you aware what mammal means?

>>16094174
They are mammals. So a titty Werebat is very much able to lactate.

>>16094167
Even with that low quality, I can tell that dragon is fucking stacked. I like it!

>>16094171
>waifu already has muscles
https://youtu.be/zMjAjlTSggU?t=5s

How do I get further into monster girls? I was introduced through MonMusu and have read the encyclopedia. How do I take it to the next step?

>>16094167
Damn. Do you know how long ago the scans were posted? Just in case if I feel like searching through an archive to find the rest of them.

>>16094203
Get yourself a waifu, start loading up on art of her.

Office lady yetis who always have candy on their desk!

>>16094203
Read the side details of the encyclopedia if you haven't, go around boorus looking for MG images, lurk the thread, check on the writefags, and so on

>>16094171
If my waifu took a dire potion she'd grow at least a foot and get a lot softer. A dire Kobold of my waifu's small, unremarkable species would probably be more of a strongfat than a muscle-girl, but that's just fine. She'd be great to cuddle and she could actually comfortably be my big spoon. Her butt would be plushy and enormous, her tits would beautifully squishy and the size of my head, and her thighs would be thick and out of this world!

Also, seeing a my 6-foot plus Kobold waifu easily picking up our little barely-4-foot daughteru and cradling her like a baby would be almost too adorable to stomach!

>>16094193
And she has a sister

>>16094228
I want to say august but im not sure

>>16094203
Maybe give mgq a whirl. Its the only other major source besides MGE and EMG

>>16094243
I want, no, I NEED those Wurm twins.

>>16094243
I think you replied to the wrong guy

>>16094238
That's a big Succubus

>>16094256
sorry

>>16094208
August I think

>>16094147
>not superior flatbat

>>16094214
I'm having trouble deciding is the problem. I really just want a waifu who is dedicated, loving and devoted. How do I know when I've found the one? I'm thinking something in the canine, reptile or avian family, like a kobold, dragonewt or harpy.
>>16094228
Thx anon. Any notable works I should check out first?

>>16094268
Awesome, thanks for the info.

>>16094243
>she has a sister
Yes! I must be buried in dragon titties!

>>16094272
>tfw z ton will draw literally nothing good ever again

>>16094272
Flat is always best

>>16094273
You can either check the writefag list in the first link in the OP or check whatever pops up in the second link.

Don't really have anyone to recommend since it'd be purely up to taste, but eventually you'll also see some writefags putting up here what they write when they finish if you stick around long enough.

>>16094090

I like Werebats because they can be rape machines but they can also be putty in your hands, depending on the light. Poor girl needs updated art.

>>16094272
Pretty sure she'd be the superior bat no matter what kind of body she had.

>>16094293
>Z-Ton makes a sequel
>It's NTR
I should really stop putting hope into Z-Ton

>>16094233
I don't care what the other people say KDF, I think you and your kobolds are adorable.

>>16094322
Thanks anon!

What makes dragons so alluring?

>>16094272
What happened to that anon who drew the cute bat girl, Lily?

>>16094402
Last I saw her, she was spamming RP images like this was some kind've Tumblr page and some people were getting peeved.

>>16094397
Wealth and social status

>>16094397
Lickable abs

>>16094397
They give you worth and call you treasure. They also protect you, make you feel safe, they're warm and give the best hugs due to their wings and they're strong but gentle.

>Fox noises

>>16094471
How would a dragon respond to you wanting to protect her?

>>16094488
>tfw Nuke hasn't drawn a new image in eons
>Lactating Hathorite Lich never

>>16094488
What is that fox so upset about? Did they stop selling that thing she liked at her preferred fast food chain?

>>16094545
Maybe she's trying to get more mofu care products to take care of her tails, but they haven't got enough.

>>16094551
How much sex do you have to have to get tails like that?

>>16094489
99% of the time heart pupils and rape.

>>16094281
Hey anon do you have the original or a link to it?

>>16094580
Here you go, anon.
http://imgur.com/a/kQ4Ic

daughteru dickers belong in jail.

>>16094551
I pity that fox. There is such a thing as too much mofu, and she has clearly surpassed that point. Must make daily life hard.

>>16094604
I wonder how long brushing them takes.

>>16094608
Maybe they don't need brushing? Fox magic keeps them nice and soft with no knots.

>>16094613
Maybe, but she'd probably make you do it anyway because she's a spoiled fox. And you'd do it anyway because you like to spoil her.

>>16094626
Those are some big bells. Don't they get heavy? Isn't it loud and annoying with them so close to her ears?

>>16094626
I really just want to rub it against my face. I need a Kon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>Doing things on computer
>Look away for one moment
>Something is trying to boot off my hardrive
Spooky. I don't want no succuvirus

>>16094639
Succuviruses are easily beaten by Valkyrie Antivirus though

>>16094635
Kon was too good for that show

>s2 never ever

>>16094628
I was wondering how many of KCs girls wear bells. I noticed some on white horn, cait sith, chesire, jinko?, nekomata, weresheep, youko, and holstaur.
I like how it could help guide a lost traveler to a white horn, and how disorienting it must be to have a chesire jingling unseen all around you.

>>16094321
its time to move on i suppose

So why did kitsoviet stop updating?

>https://exhentai.org/g/995418/ff0d7f0193/

there's something missing, but I can't figure out what.

Do you guys think meme girls are shit?

>>16094703
whats a meme girl

>>16094704
Cheshires, Hellhounds, Dragons, Lilims, Kobolds, Alps, the list goes on.

>>16094261
4 u

>>16094717
One of these things is not like the others.

>>16094721
Yes, it's Dragons. Because they're also shit.

>>16094717
>Spoon feeding

>>16094722
They're shit because?

>>16094728
They're the worst of the memes.

>>16094733
That's not really a reason.

>>16094736

I agree with you. In this day and age, you really need to be able to separate fandoms (and their content) from the actual source material. If you don't then you just spend a bunch of time being mad at the wrong things.

Would monstergirls be prone to having wet dreams?

>>16094488
>>16094545

>>16094742

All of the wet dreams.

>>16094745
I agree with the fox; I do not understand the reason for chip cards at all.

>>16094742
I think wolfus are prone to having steak dreams and lewd dreams of anon.

>>16093656
Cancers are the cutest
Their washing thing is the best think of how great it would be to have her clean you, causing you to cum over and over again until you're sparking clean
Also all kuuderes are great in my book, there is something about a girl who doesn't speak and show emotion through actions

Oh and thanks for the translation anon

>>16093547
It's probably filled with mana and doesn't that on its own smell sweet?
So some combination of fleshy smell and sweetness

>>16094703
>>16094717
Cheshire N°165
Hellhound N°79
Dragon N°139
Lilim N°76
Kobold N°178
Alp N°168
That's out of 185 girls, so yeah aside for lilims and hellhound who are slightly above average I don't particularly like most of the popular girls
That's more because I am not fond of their designs/profiles rather than them being memes

I'd still smash a Kobold despite her being in my bottom 10, I don't hate her it's just that aside from some silly scenarios I don't see myself with one

>>16094742
your waifu is probably having a wet dream about you right now

>>16094756
Meant to reply to >>16093957 not to OP
No clue what happened

Today, I went to go stock up on cigarettes, energy drinks and alcohol. I got out of my car and made it halfway to the store before a drunk Ushi Oni in a MLGA hat grabbed me by the crotch and whispered "Are you scared now, you boy slut?"
I froze. I ran back to my car once she walked away and drove straight home. I need to remove the Order sticker on my car, to be safe. I don't think I'll feel safe in this country ever again.
#NotMyLilim

>>16094733
how the fuck are they meme

>>16094742
I'd say any with a lustful disposition

>>16094763
So Druella is trump now?

>>16094519
I've been super busy but I should have time to draw again soon™

I'm really feeling it too, I can't believe how fast you can get rusty if you don't keep up with drawing.

On another note, this fox has since resorted to using illusion magic on her tails so that their size isn't as intimidating anymore.

>>16094763
Just find yourself a nice Nureonago

>>16094770
My god that butt

>>16094770
I require more fat fox ass

I bet the janny is a libcuck.

If I'm not mistaken, monster girls decide who leads them based on who is the most powerful right?
On a large scale it's always the Overlord but on smaller scales you can end up with very interesting settings

>Small village ruled by an ogre who lets monsters do whatever they want to human
>Big city ruled by an arch-imp who doesn't even know she rules it
>Town ruled by a Chimaera who changes the law on a weekly basis because of her multiple personalities

>>16094742
I'd say 90% of them do
Most of the remaining 10% would dream about romance, then you have species like salamander who'd dream about fighting

It makes sad thinking of a lonely monster dreaming of being with her husbando and then waking up to no one next to her in bed

>>16094791
At once, sir!

>>16094249
And they're Bartenders!

Granted it's a dessert bar, but still.
You can have delicious sundaes crafted by sexy wurms!

>>16094280
Just to say I'm pretty sure that I didn't upload much else from the Dragon Book except this one little pic of a Jabberwock and Husbando in a hot tub.

>>16094755
Maybe lewd dreams of anon wearing only an apron while he cooks steak?

>>16094797
There needs to be more foxes in butt emphasizing clothing.

>>16094293
Well, nothing involving bats anyway.

>>16094321
It really is just the one story he did that's got an NTR-end. It seems silly to just constantly ascribe it to him when it was so over-the-top I'd swear it was parody. Everything else he's done is...well, maybe not "Vanilla" for the post part, but...

>>16094805
Why do you need clothes to emphasize the butt?

>>16094812
Beautifully soft and plump.

Undead are best monstergirls.
I want to sink into the cold embrace of death.

>>16094822
They're abit gross? And Spooky? And disgusting aren't they?

How am I supposed to like this?

>>16094823
>They're abit gross?
That's rude.
>And Spooky?
That's fine!
>And disgusting aren't they?
That's mean.

Just enjoy cold and bloodless flesh.
Or room temperature as it were.

>>16094829
I'm sorry but I have to agree with >>16094823

Undeads are among the most disgusting
You know how when something smells terrible we say it smells like death? With undeads that taken literally

I'd rather hang out in a dump with a bunch of devil bugs

>>16094829
I think they're perfectly acceptable monster girls, even if I prefer a warmer body myself.
>>16094838
Mamono mana solves everything

>>16094838
You can have the magic that animates them also preserve them.

>>16094829
Well. I like Wights and Pharaohs.

>>16094838
I only dislike them when they're missing limbs or have obvious signs of decay.

I guess I'm fine with Liches and the like because I can assume they're skilled enough with their magic to prevent the decay of their body even if their heart has stopped.

I realize how silly this sounds after typing it out but eh, I'd still fuck a Lich.

[x] kiss the corpse

>>16093547
>>16093554

Ask President Trump to legalize 2D marriages!

>>16094869
>legalize 2D marriages
I wasn't aware it was illegal in the first place...

>>16094848
>>16094849
>>16094859
I know that but someone has to give them the mana necessary for this when they're still in poor condition
Would any of you fuck a zombie until she becomes a wight? I guess not, you'd all want her to be a wight already

>>16094868
>Peacock Undead
Genderswapped Isaka?
I will be astounded if anyone gets this reference.

>>16094881
I'm the one who brought up undead and I'm not so sheepish about the rot. As far as Monster Girl Encyclopedia goes, zombie would be my first choice.

Anubis!

>>16094868
Apparently this is from a square enix card game with a bunch of hot gory undeads
It's called Deadman's Cross, I don't think it's a good game but at least is has decent art
Here is the pixiv tag for it: デッドマンズ・クルス

>>16094886
You're a good man

>>16094892
Wurm!

>>16094899
Slutty panda!

>>16094892
Waifu.

>>16094892
Gonna touch those paws!

>>16094920
Pads feel like marshmallows. Touch away.

>>16094895
Very interesting. Thank you for this.

Would you a wonderland OC?

>>16094960
Is it from pixiv? Can't see it there

>>16094961
Got it from twitter along with >>16094904

>>16094960
Why the six of clubs? And she's green. Wouldn't four imply the four leaf clover thing? I don't get this design choice.

Why are warrior centaurs so hot?

>>16094995
The only acceptable centaur is a White Horn.

>>16094997
Please don't bully Nightmares, they already have confidence issues.

>>16094998
Drunk nightmares are a nightmare on the psyche.

>>16094998
Bully? I don't even want to ever talk to one
Centaurs are for ignoring

I could be fed the most potent aphrodisiacs, drugged with the most concentrated venom and thrown in centaur barn with only the highest quality species and specimens, I'd still hump a pile of straw rather than fuck one of them

>>16094997
This. White horns are best centaurs and are only for cuddles, no lewd.

>>16095022
>No lewd
This would be like torture to her, can you imagine how hot she'd get if you cuddled with her but refused to have sex?

The worst in all of this is that she won't even rape you even if she reaches critical levels of heat because she is that kind and gentle

>>16095022
They can warm your body and heart while giving you a ride home.

Perfect for the times when you accidentally wander near an Ice Queen's palace.

>>16095027
Do you want an anon to fuck a horse?

>>16094758
I still get a bit fuzzy inside when I think about my waifu having dreams with me. Am I going to deep?

I want to reenact Castlevania with her

>>16095055
But where will you find a skeleton that can juggle scythes in a cloak?

What the hell? Anyone remembers the name of the guy who did the dwarf story and the yandere flow kelps? it seems he put his pastebin in private? Dude why? Dont deny me of the yandere goodness, especially when its so far and in between. Please, at least let me stash it and then you can do what you think is best

>>16095047
She's not a horse, she's a reindeer
A damn cute one at that

>>16095052
>Am I going to deep?
Not at all

>>16095084
I don't remember his name either
He was the only writer who I liked so much that I had to binge read all his stories

Uh-oh!

It looks like the Harpy Caliphate is coming to crush any resistance to their taking over of <Anon's Homeland> I hope you anons surrendered because nothing could stand up to them!

>>16095107
I'm not fighting.

>>16095107
You've never seen a Canadian winter.

>>16095107
>they try to crush our resistance
>we crush their pussies

And there goes another group.

>>16095107
any resistence will be crushed and kept as sex slaves

>>16094214
>Get yourself a waifu
That's not how it works

Static cling?

>>16095153
Indeed that's not how it works
And loading up on art of your waifu serves no purpose if you have no use it for

>>16095172
>And loading up on art of your waifu serves no purpose if you have no use it for

Explain?

>>16095121
>Charging at Harpies on horse back

I don't think you thought this through all the way.

Unless you plan on riding into battle on archer centaurs because you've allied with them.

That would make them super happy after all those years of being neglected by the <Anon Nation>

>>16095166
Yes.

>>16095177
I used to keep a folder of every single image of my waifu (more precisely of her species)
I did nothing with them aside from collecting them and filling the "Do it for her" template
A few anons seemed to share my opinion on this last time I brought it up

Anyways don't take it from me, do whatever makes you and your waifu happy

>>16095166
Absolutely.

>>16095191
That seems like an odd reason to deem it "useless"

Please describe what it feels like to cuddle with a Snek Waifu.

>>16095202
Like a big snake.

>>16095202
Full body hugs

>>16095191
>Do it for her
>Still no "Do it for her" Anubis version
>I can't actually have a do it for her poster on my wall of my waifu

please god.

>>16095224
>Still no "Do it for her" Anubis version
You're supposed to do it yourself, like we all did with our waifus.

>>16095224
Make one yourself, even if it sucks it shows your dedication. And put a daily schedule underneath it.

>>16095172
I find that sentiment completely ridiculous. Having images is its own purpose. You look at the images and feel enjoyment. How can it serve no purpose or have no use? They are images. They are to be looked at. Their purpose is intrinsic in their own existence.
Are you the kind of worthless person that scoffs at art galleries?

>>16095228
>>16095229

I-I don't have Photoshop. I'm poor.

>>16095233
MS paint or be a pirate.

>>16095233
I'm also poor and I got photoshop without paying, if you know what I mean.

You can use paint or something else anyway, but it won't look as good.

>>16095233
Neither do I, but I bet you've got mspaint, that's all it takes to try.

>>16095241
>>16095239
>>16095238
Tried doing abit earlier. This is what I got. It is the worst, most low quality crap i've seen in my life.

Come on anons. Pirating is illegal. Think what your waifu would think.Unless your waifu is a criminal. Or a dragon..

>>16095197
I don't deem it useless for everyone
I deem it useless for certain individuals such as myself

>>16095230
The thing was that I didn't even spend time looking at them after the first time
Hell I even commissioned a sketch and I haven't looked at it since the day I received it

>>16095245
Anon the point is that you're trying, also its only illegal if you get caught.
And I just remembered that KAT got shut down and now I'm pissed again.

>>16095249
That is bizarre. I can spend an entire day with an image of mai waifu taking up a tab, and every time I click back to that tab I smile for a moment and return to my business.

i want to see a manga about monstergirl holocaust. with protagonist participating in the extermination of subhuman monster scum.

and it should have none of the witcher shit too- no sympathetic portrayal of monsters. readers need to be disgusted by them the same as the people within the world are. you know, like average germans were disgusted by jews. ideally after reading you should go "yea kill them all" and then MAYBE go "what the fuck am i actually saying".

>16095257
(You)

>>16095253
I only get this feeling with her profile picture, I even use an addon to have her always on screen when I browse 4chan
I'm even considering commissioning KC if he'd do it for no more than 200€

>>16095079
Death-chan' is good friends with Draculina so it won't be a problem.

>>16095233
I don't either but gimp does the job, it's shit but still better than paint.

>>16094293
>TFW love the shit out of Schizanthus and Z-ton's original Centaur-waifu-in-a-bar-with-her-husbando work
>He starts releasing more monster girl stuff
>'Okay this won't be bad'
>What started out as Centaur vanilla quickly turns into son-daughter incest, son-stepmother incest, netorare, tentacle futanari, and cock gigantism 'vanilla' at the end
>He does another bat-girl doujin, okay.jpg
>What started out as vanilla turns into NTR² and even monsterboy at the end with a fucking scheme that's even more convoluted to enable NTR than a fucking ninety-sixties villain plot
>He does Slime girl, okay this won't be bad. Please for the love of God don't be bad.
>It's fucking snuff.
>Does another Centaur doujin, it's monsterboy gangbang and impregnation+mindbreak
>Does a fucking Tentacle suit monsterboy doujin where it's technically child-on-mother incest
I don't even know why I bothered, to be honest.

>Be mage anon wandering alone through random ass jungle #9
>Suddenly ambushed and taken prisoner by a tribe of amazon MGs
>They drag you back to their village taking the time to inform you of your new husbandly duties along the way
>Cooking, cleaning, public sex, scribe work, knitting, public sex...
>They come to realize that you're a white mage, and the previous village medicine man just kicked it of old age
>Although they understand its importance, the amazons spend to much of their time hunting, fighting, or training to concern themselves with medicine
>Suddenly find yourself elevated to a position of importance within the tribe as the new village healer and are roughly on the same ground as the womenfolk
>Discover that this means you're essentially "off limits" to be taken by normal means since the healer being hogged by one girl would be problematic
>And so they resort to unorthodox methods to win you
>The chieftains daughter is using tsundere tactics, bringing you extra meat from her kills, citing it'd be better if it didn't just go to waste and you should be thankful for her generosity
>The kuudere bow woman keeps faking injury to get into your hut's recovery bed where spends most days watching the back of your head while you work and masturbating
>That cheery one keeps complaining of muscle soreness so when you examine her she can flex and say things along the lines of 'See how big? Bet these could keep you safe huh~?'
>The village berserker is giving you flowers and writing freaking poetry, comparing you to alcohol, and the jungle, and about the creatures she'd hunt for you
>It's not particularly good poetry, but it's the thought that counts

I'd like to imagine that the rape-y monster girls are the cutest when they're stuck in situations where they can't just rape you.

>>16095245
>waifu is a dragon
>there is a photoshop right there
>I made a Dragon thing on it

Shit.

>>16095291
I did mine on paint.net, the interface is much more intuitive

>>16095233
>>16095245
Suck it up and just do it or at least download GIMP instead

>>16094272
>>16094293
>>16095292

What's the general consensus on /hbg/ of the MGU version of Z-ton?

>>16095239
>>16095245
>What are GIMP and Paint.net, Alex.

>>16095302
The same as it is here, made a few good things then went completely off the rails.

>>16095300
>Raijuu learns top tier lightning magic
>Only to use it on herself
>People can still feel the electricity in the air today

>>16095245
what kind of a fucking pussy you are? the kids these days. what's this world coming to?!

>>16095245
>spend 10 minutes building one
>realise last second I already have one saved in the archive
Well now you have 2 of them.

https://a.pomf.cat/ymcyag.png
https://a.pomf.cat/jqstyf.png

>>16095322
I owe you my life anon. Thanks.

>>16095295
Living the dream.

>tfw the only MG girl with a mane is that pooper scooper Manticore

One day Lion girls will be real! And they can pick fights with Jinkos for fun!

You'll all see!

>>16095342
>Fighting a jinko
>fun

She'll have alot of fun with you for sure. Maybe not the other way around.

I want to bite a fujo bug girl's antenna while I traumatically inseminate her.

Spiders!

>>16095360
The only good spider is the fluffy one.

>>149666438

>>16095362
But all spiders deserve hugs and love.

>>16095365
Only the fluffy cow ones are getting mine.

>>>/a/149666438

>>16095362
Ushis are the fluffiest spiders.

>>16095368
But MGQ already exists...

>>16095362
>>16095370
>Wanting a disgusting half cow half spider monstrosity

She can't even spin you nice clothes

>>16095373
And it's shit, now don't respond to the bait.

>>16095374
You don't need clothes in her warm, fluffy quad-limb embrace.

>>16095374
And? All I see is a big monster that deserves love and is constantly misunderstood. I would love to listen to her problem and pick up knitting so I can make comfy clothes for her.

>>16095381
Are you out of your mind?
She is going to RAPE you anon

>>16095383
It's not rape if I consent.
I'm going to tease her by giving her light kisses and cheek rubs while she kneads me into herself with her arms and pedipalps.

>>16095202
What it feels like to cuddle with many sneks on a big bed?

>>16095250
KAT is still alive anon.

>>16095202
Cold and clammy as she wraps herselgf all around you and sucks up all your body heat.

>>16095382
>>16095390
You think she'll be all lovey-dovey and affectionate but you'll quickly learn that until you satisfy her huge sexual appetite she'll act like a beast

Do you really think you have what it takes to please a ushi-oni? If you pass out she might even think you're a weak boy and become overly protective

>>16095402
I will teach her that slow sex feels much better than violent ravaging. She won't even think about ravaging my frail body after she learns to enjoy gentle orgasms. Her vagoo will crush my dick like a vice when she spends a whole minute spasming in orgasm after an hour of handholding slow sex, though,

>>16095402
First you'll take things her way, being pinned down and fucked roughly wouldn't be a problem. Then I would slowly start gettinh each time more mushy in bed, making sure she feels how noce it can be when both of us are synchronized.

I'm going to corrupt my Ushi so we can make mushy love.

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Shiver the Ice Queen?

>>16095429
It depends: do you know Candice?

>>16095374
>Caring about nice clothes she can't spin
>When she can spin literal steel strength web rope

Why would I want clothing when I can have something with hundreds of applications at my disposal instead?

>>16094167
That dragon is meant for paizuri
>a bar only for dragons
That's be a pretty cool place

>>16095437
Pokemon is heretical and a blight on Her frozen kingdom, our entertainment involves staying warm with each other and not freezing over when She sighs

>>16095456
Well fuck you, I'm still sticking this human dick in your mouth.

>>16095405
>>16095426
Looks like I can't change your mind
Enjoy your ushi-oni, I'll enjoy my black widow arachne

>>16095429
>Ice Queen cares about nothing
>She just sits on her throne all day
>That one pesky yeti keeps bothering her everyday
>She goes on about how cool ice queen is and how she's going to tell other people about it
>A few months pass this way
>The yeti got 100 people to gather at the queen's palace
>No one thinks that the queen is as great as the yeti portrayed her to be
>They all play along because of how enthusiastic the yeti is
>The yeti gives her a huge
>"I told you you are great queen-sama"
>For the first time in her adult life the Ice Queen cracks a smile

>>16095429
Sure. I love the Ice kingdom.

>>16094770
Bless you Crit.

>>16095429
I bet my waifu could melt the Ice Queen.

>>16095464
>>16095482
Steaming and melting Ice Queens with hugs

>>16095426

Mushy-Oni

>>16095486
There is no way yetis would not hug ice queens
They're all lonely and sad in their palaces, yetis can't let that happen

Maybe there is some strict hierarchical structure and yetis are too respectful to break their superior's wish but even then ice queens wouldn't do anything if you suddenly hugged her

>>16094701
I wish SSS' girl were thicker.

>>16094904
Panda milk?

>>16095342
I'm still waiting bated breath for KC or a writefag who isn't a literal faggot like Bob to do Gnolls. I just want a natural rival to Gaorus and Manticores

>>16094960
I'd that one

>>16094701
I didn't think I'd ever like a slug

>>16095704
I really like her black drills. You rarely see anything else than blonde drills.

>>16095704
>>16095709
>Not getting a chubby to snail and slug girls

>>16095563
What does it taste like?
I bet it has some weird effect like holst milk does

>>16095713
I wish she'd kept her shirt up. I hate it when they pull their tits out but keep the shirt on.

>>16095713
Snail girls are too good.

>>16095740
Kind of makes me sad I don't have the stones to actually write slug/snail girls given they're maximum raunchy and sticky sex.

>>16095727
Probably like some specialty chinese milk.

Keep bullying the dragon girl, i am sure nothing will happen, right guys?

>>16095764
Why would someone put that on a dragon? That's just mean. That's not what dragons are for.

And I'm pretty sure in retaliation she's going to gag you and put you on a leash.

>>16095753
I'm going to get her pregnant just to drink her milk
I won't even leave a bit for the baby

>>16095782
>what dragons are for.
Dragons are for hugging from behind in public and making them squirm and snort smoke.

>>16095764
They'll steal your heart.

In a literal fashion.

>>16095790
>Dragon breathing heart shaped smokes
This is the kind of shit that would kill me.

>"Alright, buddy, here's your sparring partner for the day. It's her first time sparring so go easy on her."
>"Huh? Well, her first time sparring in karate, that is. She's got a buncha black belts in some other shit or somethin', I'unno."

>>16095791
I still want to see a VampDragon even though Halloween is over.

>>16095800
Can't I just sit off this round?

>>16095055
I want to have her sit on my face

>>16095800
Sorry I thought this was Home Ec.

Dragons are for [spoiler[heavy breeding and snuggling[/spoiler]

>>16095764
Dragons aren't for bullying, dragons are for making happy with head rubs.

>>16095539
She would feel warmth in her heart for a few moments before freezing again. Not ever her husband's spirit energy can permanently defrost her heart.

But she will never forget said energy so she'll keep on cuddling her husband.

>>16095823
>breeding

Don't lewd the dragon.

>>16095748
I'm sure you can, you're probably underestimating yourself and besides it's not like thread has high standard, even a decent story will be enjoyed by many

Snails have a lot of untapped potential
>Their salt gimmick
>Slime shenanigans
>Shell pocket dimension
>etc...

>>16095828
>tfw she asks you to hug her again so she can feel your warmth slightly longer

>>16095824
They're for bullying with read rubs.

>>16095824
I think I would do for a horrible dragon's bully. Whether she gets sad or angry, I would go crazy and start fawning over her.

How can I hate dragons?

>>16095843
>Don't lewd the dragon.
So you're telling me that this specimen here ISN'T prime breeding material?
I'd bet she'd make a great mother and housewife too.

>>16095844
She's one of the ara ara types when she warms up. As her husband you won't get frostbite from cuddling her too.

Has translator anon worked on this one?

>>16095878
That one was translated, yes.

>>16095878
Yup he did, I wish I bookmarked his pastebin

Ice queens are so great once you get past their initial coldness
Too bad many people got stuck on the line about how they'd let people die if it wasn't for the DL

>>16093665
>>16093646
Technically speaking you should be able to see the cum, they're not transparent like slimes, they're invisible starting from their skin, so fucking would be weirder than cumming, since at point of connection your dick would be disappearing and reappearing as you thrust in and out.

>>16095872
you don't breed the dragon the dragon breeds you

Who's your favorite team in the MG Baseball Association. I think the Zipangu Kanabos got a real shot this year.

>>16095931
The one who gives birth is the one getting bred. The only girl that can breed a boy is a Beelzebub.

>>16095938
i think he means the dragon decides when to breed, not the husbando

>>16093939
>Waifu with heart pupils chooses you
>Refuse with the most cold and emotionless "No"
Yeah fuck that anon, I'm not posting this cancer story of mine.

>>16095949
Getting someone pregnant without her will is rape, anon. You should only breed when both parents want to.

>>16095959
I'm going to breed a dragon whether she wants me to or not. If monstergirls are allowed to do it, why can't I?

>>16095959
no no no anon,she will breed with you WETHER YOU GIVE HER CONSENT OR NOT

>>16095904
>>16095914
Ah I missed that. Missed his pastebin too.

>>16095936
Mine is the Abyss Abominations, so far no team has actually faced them they all surrender before the first ball gets pitched
I hope the Serbian Jinkos will put up a good fight