/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16049802
cease!

Who are you quoting?

you guys, why is remi genuinely charismatic, yet satorin comes off as a chuuni? they're really similar, you'd think.
>>16049965
you're mom

>>16049674

>>16049910

>>16050006
you motherfucking mutt, you!

why remi never turned into bat out of eosd?

>>16050067

keep that motherfucker >>16050184 here!

>>16049986
one has a giant chicken that can nuke everything the other has a bat that can destroy anything

I wanna degrade this bat

>>16049986
Because the fandom is retarded. It's Satorin who's mature and Remi who's a petulant child most of the time.

>>16050462
did you play the game anon? septette is actually kinda melancholic and a bit serious. meanwhile satori maiden just oozes chuuni, it's so fucking playful. and do you remember the :3 smirk satori gives you? also mind the charisma- remi runs a mansion, satorin is just a neet obsessed with animals. she's an actual cat lady of gensokyo. she wears slippers into battle for fuck's sake,

and i don't mean to offend satorifags, i'm a huge satorifag myself, but remi's just more ladylike.

>>16049674
Perfect timing, I was just thinking of creating a Remi thread myself, to ask the following question: Are there any theories on where she was born?

If I remember correctly she was confirmed to be fluent in english in Forbidden Scrollery (writing a letter in english). English was actually not a popular language outside of the british islands 500 years ago and despite "Remilia" and "Flandre" not being english names, "Scarlet" definitely sounds english.
Is Remilia british?

>>16050284
I want Remi to degrade ME!

>>16049674
>why is remilia the best 2hu? i swear, everything about her is perfect.

You answered your own question. Remilia is perfect in every way.

>>16050533
>IN ending
>SSiB
>WaHH
remi is a big, pampered child

>>16050533
Look I love Remi, she's one of my favorites, but she's immature as hell

Satori might be mature but she's also an asshole due to her nature so regarding either of them as truly elegant is kind of wrong

>>16051702
>>16051688
Remi often acts very immature, but she has her moments where she shows that she's lived for a long time and is not just a child. Like taking pity on the Goblins and giving them a place to live and work when pretty much everyone else would have just killed them off.

>>16051751
That's what I like about Sakuya & Remi.

While Sakuya often acts mature and elegant all the time, she has her moments where she acts really silly.
Meanwhile Remi often acts immature and childish, but has her moments where she acts really mature and wise.

I want to do incredibly lewd things to her body. That's normal, right?

She's just irresistible to me. I want her so much.

>>16051773
This.

I guess eternally having the body of a loli, even after 500 years you don't stop having a young mind.

But I would say every "human" mind would deteriorate into a polite-dead state of emotioins. Our minds aren't made to last eternally; you live around 100 years at most and already everything is an old tale to you.

>>16051897
I want to pour my warm kefir on her belly.

>>16051595
going by her age she's valds granddaughter. she probably travelled all over europe. however in my headcannon remi will always be romanian and orthodox.
>>16051688
are you shitting me kid? remilia's charismatic. she's regal. she says "we choose to go to the moon" and patche's like "ok" and goes to work immediately(unlike in many retarded doujins where patche has fuck off attitude). that's charisma. do you think jfk was a big child too?
>>16051702
>Satori might be mature
satorin's theme doesn't sound mature. she's chuuni, deal with it. and she's not an asshole- she cares for a fucking brigade of 420blazecats and other critters from underground. probably even has a tame rutherer. she constantly worries about koishi. she's a heart of gold.
>>16051751>>16051773>>16051930
remi's not acting immature, she just doesn't give a fuck. the haters will hate, and remi's a playa, that's what charisma is. you guys have no idea.
>Our minds aren't made to last eternally; you live around 100 years at most and already everything is an old tale to you.
that's just dementia. if your neurons regenerate every evening your cognition will not be ever impaired in any way, nor will your emotional spectrum. every kind of blues is an actual, physical, neurological disease.

This thread lacks smuggy smug smug.

>>16053553

I love her. Remi is the absolute best girl.

More Remi plz!
Is lewd allowed in this board?

>>16054045
I can post more Remi once I get home.
/jp/ is a blue board, so no porn allowed.

>>16054059
Thanks!

Uu~!

Best lady. Best girl.

I like you OP.

>>16054916

>>16054921

>>16054924
Remember to check out touhou hisoutensoku. Playing our godess is beautifull feeling.

>>16050148
why would she? She is already perfection incarnate

I want to give the Remimi a big, wet, disgustingly perverted , unmistakably adult kiss as I fondle and grope her petite loli body all over!

>>16054954
Get in line.

I love ojou-sama. I really do. But lately I have been unable to control my lust for her. I want to bury my cock in Remi and fill her womb with my seed. These feelings are growing stronger every day. She has become a 2D sex symbol for me.

>>16055284
Are you just the same few people repeating this spiel?

>>16055333
>Are you just the same few people repeating this spiel?

I don't understand.

>>16055333
I like better the "Ojou-sama, ojou-sama, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished" one.

>>16055333
Remi is just THAT sexy.

>>16055393
And cute. Can't forget how cute the lady is.

Spooky vampire.

I would trade half my lifespan if it meant to be able to serve the Mistress until I die.

I want to get smugged at so bad!

>>16055901
Remilia's fate manipulation power is confirmed to be able to turn humans into half-youkai iirc, so you'd probably stop aging at one point anyway if you serve her well.

>>16055736
Cute.

Remi a best

>>16055960
In a Keine sort of sense?

>>16054059
Wait! Okay no porn I get it, but many images that aren't porn are still too lewd to be considered sfw, and I'm seeing a few of them posted around here.
So what are the limits? Not as lewd as /e/cchi, but still if it's artistically lewd it can proceed?

Just a few examples:
>>16054263
>>16054264
>>16055284

>>16057076
She is. Best touhou fanarts are from Remi

>>16057487
A certain degree of lewdness is fine. Just don't post images with nipples or pussy.

>>16057363
neat

I love this bat.

She was made for bullying.

>>16058710
No bully

>>16058721
The mistress is the only bully here.

>>16055333
/jp/ is a small board.

>>16058955
And has an even smaller chest size.

>>16058955
My favorite /jp/ poster is the guy that always writes an essay on why Sanae is a good girl.

I think Remilia would be one of the most approachable 2hus if you got to Gensokyo as an outsider.

The SDM is always hiring new servants and the requirements for employment seem to be quite low, considering how useless the fairy maids are said to be. Remilia is a collector of rare things and is always interested in extraordinary events. A human from the outside world living at her mansion would surely pique her interest and she would come to inspect you and speak with you on her own. From that point on it's a matter of making sure she doesn't find you boring, if you can keep her interested you're in a great position.

>>16059567
She wants me to be work and be interesting?

Just die in my sleep already.

>>16059635
Are you saying you wouldn't gladly work to make the lady happy?

>>16059567
There are humans that happened to enter Gensokyo accidentally, and the ones who decided to stay are in human village. No one gave a fuck besides their stories because they didn't have the knowledge to recreate the outside technology. I forgot the print work it said this.

So, you'll need to be an exceptional human to pique the Remimi's interest. Though, I guess your average human would stay away from the SDM.

I would try to reach it and offer my services.
Either she hires you and you get to ogle vampire lolis and maid, or your flesh gets consumed by such a cute.

>>16058721
She's a top-tier bullying target.

I want to bully her until she cries and then hold her in my arms and tell her that I love her.

>>16060163
Same, except for the hugging and loving part.

>>16058710
I agree! I want Remi to bully me SO much!

>>16060349
Look at this pervert wanting to get bullied by a little girl.

>>16060219
Aren't 2hu vampires strong enough to effortlessly break iron handcuffs like that?

>>16060621
Yeah. It's obviously a consensual act of BDSM.

>>16057238
>In a Keine sort of sense?

I don't know. It's in PMiSS.
It says people can become half-human half-youkai if Remilia changes their fate. Sakuya probably won't die of old age.

>>16060621
They can' break them cuffs then probably paint the walls red with their blood. But >MUH MALEDOM

>>16060659
Sakuya could probably stop her aging herself. She has time powers after all.

>>16060852
Ahh... I want Remi to spit in mouth too!, I want her to insult me and treat me like a lowly dog!

>>16060852
Nice pic!

>>16059635
>She wants me to be work and be interesting?
Sounds like normie shit to me.

I love Remi

Hey, any girls in this thread?

>>16062908
Get out

Bat wings have lots of tiny and highly sensitive receptors called merkel-cells. They're similar to the receptors on human fingertips, but way more sensitive. They allow the bat to detect changes in the air flow around its wings so it can change the wing shape and always fly as efficiently as possible.

tl;dr - Remi's wings are extremely sensitive.
I want to play with her wings until she comes.

>>16062986
Nice, I didn't know that. I have a new feel.

>>16062986
That's really hot.

>>16060844
>in the sun

IMMERSION RUINED

>>16059567
If anything, your knowledge of the outside world would interest her. Many residents of Gensokyo know little of the outside except Rinnosuke.

Also a human from the outside would most likely be valuable to her as not only the knowledge of that person but the novelty of having a rare guest like that as well would bolster her standing.

This is the most beautiful Remimi ever drawn.

SPOOKY !

While proud Remi is in my objective opinion the best Remi, mild Remi is also cute.

>>16064261
That image is great.

Nyaaaaa~

I want to have sex with the vampir.

>>16060380
gonna need a sauce on this one, anon

>>16060621
It's the power of porn, anon.

>>16059757
>you'll need to be an exceptional human to pique the Remimi's interest
i think that we sinsacks are exceptionally obsessed with our waifus. in this particular thread that's remi. i would wage a fucking jihad for ojou-sama.

l-lewd

>>16062986
[DESIRE TO CUDDLE INTENSIFIES]

I didn't think Best Girl could get more Best Girl, but then she became more Best Girl.

Well done, doing God's work anon.

>>16066959
From the thumbnail I thought she was amputee

You wouldn't take advantage of a sleeping ojou-sama, right?

>>16067067
Remi's slender loli fingers wrapped around your hard neet penis!, Remi gently grabbing your testicles with her bare tiny hands!

>>16067960
I gently moved my hand to pet Remi's blue hair, but oh! So clumsy of me! I accidentally spilled the yogurt that I was eating and it fell all over my thighs and penis!
I don't have anything close that I can use to clean all that mess, but could sweet Remi help me out with this totally unintentional accident?

can we have less pedopandering and more charisma you guys?

>>16067901
I wouldn't.

>>16069143
fufufu~
sorry, have a cute loli Remi

>>16067960
>>16068702

>>16071058
that's not cute though, it's not even drawn good.

post quality remilia portraits, you impudent pedophile mutts.
>>16067901
if you're capable of penetrating a little girl without her waking up i have grave news for you.

Remilia is very cute.

>>16071184
>penetrating a little girl without her waking up

Who said anything about penetrating?
I meant things like kissing her tummy.

>>16071058
>cutw loli Remi
wet humid water

>>16071058
>>16071184
I think that loli remilia is pretty cute and probably most people would say the same. It's pretty well drawn, I saved it. It's just a different art style and by the filename it comes from pixiv so it's not exactly any random fanart taken from nowhere.
You didn't have to scold that anon, it's all about different tastes and opinions.

>>16071967
that's cute!

>>16073133
Ojou-sama is always cute.

>>16052389
>going by her age she's valds granddaughter

Wasn't her being a relative of Dracula confirmed as a lie?

I want to tickle her.

>>16073531
Yes.

>>16074917
I want to kiss her.

>>16075574
that's a really nice picture.

>>16074917
There is only one thing, that she needs to kiss: my dick.

>>16071232
That is strictly forbidden as is staring at it uncovered.

I want to press my ear against Remi's belly and hear how the hot mix of my blood and my semen sloshes inside it!

>>16076770
Woa, another loli Remi lover, you da real mvp
Have another loli Remi.

>>16077147
But Remi is always loli.

>>16076770
>semen
How terribly rude. Also she would have to drink many times as much blood as she's actually capable of to end up sloshy.

>>16077170
What about when the whimsy to take a grown up form strikes her?

>Thread full of lolicons who want to fuck ojou-sama.

Know your place!
Good taste though, Remilia is the cutest.

>>16077237
>What about when the whimsy to take a grown up form strikes her?

I don't think Remilia can change her body at will, other than bat and mist transformations of course. She's stuck with the body of a little girl.

>>16078139
Only because she hasn't cared to try. Patchy or even Eirin could probably come up with a solution.

toothy!

All I want is to offer my life in service to the Mistress

A worthless person like myself who has nowhere to go and no reason to live...all I want is to be her slave and maybe get a smile as a reward every now and then

>>16079242
Will you settle for being smugged at?

>>16079242
>in service
more like served during dinner. it's canon that yukari feeds all the guys coming to gensokyo to remi.

>>16079246
>clipping.webm

>>16079401
It's also canon that Remi avoids killing people and usually just sucks a little bit of their blood. Flan eats human flesh, though, and Sakuya is implicitly a butcher

>>16079486
>you're not even gonna have the honour of being killed by your waifu

meido's sleeping, post lewds!

>>16079987
Ojou-sama is not for lewd.

>>16079026
>Only because she hasn't cared to try.

She has no reason to try, she already looks perfect.

I would roughly mating press the Remimi!

>>16077658
But we just like cuteness, we don't wanna do anything bad and loli Remi is a cutie!

>>16080711
B-but you j-just posted one

I miss him.

>>16081556
Who? :o

>>16081570
Crying Remilia makes me sad.
Remi should be smug or at least smiling.

>>16082077
Aww I'm so sorry!

She's the character that turned me into a lolicon. She should take responsibility.

>>16059567
Funny enough, in Kenchinroku 3 this is, more or less, what happens.

>>16049674
> i swear, everything about her is perfect. from dress design to stage to ungodly levels of charisma.
Remi has many great qualities on her, but her stage before the boss fight is not one of them. She deserves better.

>>16063613
Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me!, hit me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be anything more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please, Milady!, please abuse me to your heart's content!

>>16083229
>remilia doesn't want to even drink your blood because it tastes bad
>gives you to sakuya for flan's pastries

>>16084109
I doubt blood would taste bad for a 500 year old vampire.

>>16084109
>blue eyes
Why do artists fuck this up so often? Is it meant to be Cirno cosplaying or something?

Monsters like that don't belong in this world.

I want to cuddle her so much.

>>16085418
that's why she's in gensokyo you dunce

>>16085932
Keep in mind that her physique is of cold temperature and rather boney. Also her social manners leave a lot to be desired.

>>16087448
>Also her social manners leave a lot to be desired.

The only thing I desire is her.

>>16087448
>Also her social manners leave a lot to be desired
she's the vampire countess of gensokyo and you are an insolent useless cur. what social manners, you food?

>>16087448
>Keep in mind that her physique is of cold temperature and rather boney.

Also she has no heartbeat and doesn't need to breathe, so if she sleeps in your arms you're essentially holding a dead little girl.

>>16087060
That's a very cute image.

Also Gensokyo is still part of this world, even if it's behind a barrier.

The (main) problem with midgets is that they are just too damn small. Otherwise, it would be acceptable to include them in this discussion.

>>16088001
Small girls are cute.

What are your favorite Septette remixes? I like Remi's theme, but for some reason there aren't many remixes of it that I like.

>>16088001
says the 5'11
>>16089007
i personally just don't like remixes in general. maybe lyrica live will cook up some lyrics to it in the future but vanilla's still the best.

Remimi is a fruit bat!

Why is this thread in /jp/ and not in /c/?
Not hating, just asking

>>16084813
I bet it would if it was HIV positive.

>>16089958
/jp/ would be a sad place if we weren't allowed to express our love for ojou-sama once in a while.

>>16091096
l-lewwwd!

>>16091094
neat
>>16091096
lewd
>>16091116
what is this bug-eyed ting evem? can you guys post the good ones?

>>16091116
>>16091137
Lewd Remi is appropriate because loli vampires are always lewd. There are no exceptions.

>>16091096
I want to make out with Remi's navel!

>>16049674

>>16092224
I like Satou Kibi's stuff a lot. His Remilia is perfect.

flan is better imo

>>16093083
Flan is very cute too, but she isn't even a lady. Remi is perfection.

>>16093083
>>16093134
>Not loving both

>>16092118

>>16087491

>>16093657
>she notices me and my raging erection

>>16092132
real nice one.

>>16067067
suace now.

>>16094916
[Shishamo Publishers] Gokkun Kouin Koumakan

>>16049674
>>16051773
>>16064720
Remilia isn't gay!
Fucking fags, I swear.

>>16095305
Gay people like men, Remilia isn't gay, she's lesbian because she likes girls.

>>16095305
>2016
>not being gay
son, are you gay?

>>16095449
The Trump/Pence death squads are coming for you fag.

>>16095330
>Remilia isn't gay, she's lesbian because she likes girls.

Remilia is a vampire loli and all vampire lolis are made to be impregnated. That means Remilia can't be a lesbian.

>>16093220
I love both, but I can only marry one of them and I choose Remi.

The remimi is cutest when she does cute things

Remimilia Scarlet is the most charismatic of all vampires.

>>16099328
Everything Remilia does is a cute thing, just because it's done by Remilia.

>>16097703
>>16097708
I'm a simple man, I see a loli Remi, I save.

>>16095449
That is SO adorable!

>>16099539
>That is SO adorable!

Vampires are dangerous, not adorable.

Spooky vampire.

I LOVE Remilia!

>>16101528

I want to hug her so much.
And then I want to carry her into bed and do the lewdest things with her.

And her little sister can watch if she wants.

>>16103976
I want to grab Remi's lolibutt!

Why does Remi attract so many cute posters?She is one of the few 2hu's that doesn't try to pull "Ups,just being silly tehehe." and just puts an i don't care kind of attitude,like kidnapping people so she can play Sherlock Holmes during an incident,openly tries to get into fights etc .Not truly evil,yet she doesn't see other people as her problem.Yet as soon as one of these threads is made they swarm in start posting stories like she is an autistic 10 year old child and white knight for her like she is a god-given saint,even when the thread was not made for specifically for cute posting(Like this one for example.)Now i don't mind it,it's not like other people can ruin a character for me,especially not a favorite,but i do wonder where did they all come from and why?I mean there are so many better characters for it who do exactly what they project onto Remi.Her sister for example is very child like,plays games,has no ill intents,and there are so many more goody two shoes characters to like and appreciate.And Remi is not the only character i see with this kind of general fan-base.For example,Sakuya get a similar treatment,everybody worships her for her perfect maid side,then suddenly comes a new guy and mentions her wilder,Jack the Ripper side and i swear if it was an actual meting that guy would have been gunned down,and they deny it so quickly,but why?If you can't accept the "bad side" to your character than you don't truly like the character you just project your Mary sue onto a combo of flesh and cosmetics,which is fine by me,but isn't it boring to do that?Especially when you could find a character that you actually like,your own Mary sue?I just don't understand these people and i try to and would like to,but i don't,which why i ask this,possibly silly question.
TL;DR:When and why did all these cute posters become the majority of the fan-base?

>>16104425
Why are all Remi posters so autistic? What's the deal with Remi and people with autism is drawn to her?

You rarely see this with other posters, nearly only tripfags,attention seekers and autistic people seem to enjoy Remi for some reason.

>>16104425
>When and why did all these cute posters become the majority of the fan-base?

Remilia is a loli. Lolis are cute and attract cute-posters. It's that easy.
Remilia attracts many posters because just like you said, she's a more interesting character than just being a token loli.

>>16104063
Remi's petite butt fitting snugly in your hand.
Squeezing her young flesh as she yelps and asks you to be gentler.

>>16101528
>not adorable
>posts another ADORABLE Remi!

>>16104583
^

>>16104696
S-ss-stahp turning me on!

>>16104425
It's the contradicting of her canon character. Japs love that. The prideful, charismatic girl is shown as cute, wimsical and such things. Or the prideful female class president who gets degraded. This is literally why charisma break is a thing. The other thing they like is running with a joke till forever.
Also people like porn and cute stuff, so most 2hus get a good share of that. See the positive, you get loads of cute, badass and everything in between of her. Others are painfully underdeveloped in contrast. Like there is nothing I haven't seen a tousand times before of Flan.

>>16104450
If that was the case i would not be asking this question as autistic people would not project this hard.As for "autistic" people you refer to,they are not even closely the majority it's,just as you said they seek at attention so they scream the loudest.They are drawn to her because they see themselves as her,they look at a "hah,sure told them quote" like let's say "So all it takes for gods is to blow some wind?" or however it went,and they think they do the same to their peers,co-workers and that they are just socially misunderstood while reality is much crueler.The fact that she is fairly popular doesn't help,it gives them a false sense of acceptance and security.Also i must inform you if you went on this board voluntarily you are quite "autistic" your self,in your own right.
>>16104450
But why force the traits of token loli onto her then?
With classics like:
>I WANT A XXX LULU XXX FU FU FU

>She didn't do anything,she did not not know i swear,she is not a light eater,she spares them i swear(just forget the fact they turn into zombies after the bite),she is the kindest person there is but i will not name a single act of kindness,i will also ignore the the fight picking,"bullying" etc.

All in all i think there is more to this than just that otherwise we would have other characters just as infested as this one.Something must have made her blow up or it is something about her.
And sorry i cant replicate the stuff these people write at all,guess i am quite autistic myself.

>>16105129
Yeah,when i meant the fan-base i thought i mainly took /jp/ as an example as here you mostly see things i named above and my actual question,to be more specific,is what made Remi blow up so hard,with other characters it's usually a meme or trivia that brings a specific type of people,yet nothing really comes to mind with Remi.The Touhou getting everything is pretty true and is in fact good,you can easily filter the things you like and don't like,hence the more wondering stance instead of straight out complaining i had in my question.As for the cannon-shifting,i find it that they actually like sticking to achetypes,but like the doing ironic things for the said archetype.For example the prideful and strong characters get broken,or typical airhead doing something smart on accident.The Japs sure love their irony.For Touhou it might seem a little different because some characters have very broad cannons and personality.And i am pretty sure that is what made it so popular,it offers a a lot of artistic liberty,hence more variety,hence more interested people.

>>16104425
>>16105129

DEGRADING THE MISTRESS EVEN MORESO

>>16104425
>>16105129

DEGRADING THE MISTRESS EVEN MORESO

>>16104425
Wall of text

>>16105129
Don't forget the Japanese are such huge fans of pedophilia.

not a pedo
not a pedo

>>16105250
>what made Remi blow up so hard,with other characters it's usually a meme or trivia that brings a specific type of people,yet nothing really comes to mind with Remi.

It's because she's best girl.

lmao it's literally not halloween anymore

>>16107540
It's always Halloween in the SDM!

>>16104696
Tell me more!

>>16107540
You're right, it'll be christmas soon.

>>16109289
Kissmas!
Kissing Remi on Kissmass!

Does Remi have a thick Romanian accent?

>>16110128
I really don't understand why some of you people think she's romanian. I mean it's not impossible, but her name really doesn't sound romanian.

>>16109316
I want to kiss her butt.

>>16109316
I want to kiss her every day, not just on christmas.

>>16062986
This is my new fetish.

Post more cute ojou-sama

>>16063619
>>16059567
You still gotta be careful, since you're an outsider you don't count with the same protection as humans from the village, she can dispose of you any time she feels like it, but as you said, If you get to pick her interest and/or she finds you useful she'll want to keep you, and even If you run out of topics and you have nothing else to talk about with her It doesn't matter since she probably already considers you as a friend, just look at Patchouli, she's boring as fuck and totally useless but since she's Remilia's friend she can live inside the mansion, eat, sleep and read all she wants.

>>16083063
I love the giant blue 3D Labyrinth screensaver stage though, the backgrounds from EoSD look pretty average except perhaps for the library and the entrance which look both nice, I'm still wondering what the fuck is stage 5 supposed to be.

>>16116479
>TGA

>>16115470
>Post more wet water

>>16111236
A kissu on her buttu

>>16115470
Yus

>>16116479
>just look at Patchouli, she's boring as fuck and totally useless

That's so mean.

>>16116948

Do these look cute to you?

>>16083063
>>16058329
>>16054928
>>16054940

Imposing yea, but not cute.

>>16117160
Sorry dude, I love Patchy, she's a cutie, but she does jackshit all day

>>16117180
>Do these look cute to you?
yes, super cute.

>>16113376

Bump limit reached,small dump incoming.

>>16117593
Is that Dante in the background?

>>16117606
Yeah.I do believe there is a version from opposite angle where Dante is facing the camera.