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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16066092

Cute _!

>> No.16066108

Kobolds are very cute!

>> No.16066122

latex is not cute

>> No.16066128 [DELETED] 

>>16066122
Dubs don't make you any less of a pleb anon, latex is patrician-tier clothing.

>> No.16066132

Are you ready for the Monstergirl Alpocalypse anon?

>> No.16066145

>>16066132
Mirroring the Demon Lord's first actions after taking over by monsterizing males first?

Sounds like poetry.

>> No.16066157

>>16066082
Quicksilver is that you?

>> No.16066223

>>16066132
I've already put my name down for Alp's survival bunker. We're going to wait out the monster hordes under the northern lights!

>> No.16066251
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>>16066122
But you at least agree on bodysuits, right?

>> No.16066263

>>16066122
It's not. It's hot.

>> No.16066292

>>16066263
>>16066128
But he's right. Latex is not cute. It is not useful for looking cute. If anything, the way it hugs women's curves is more erotic than cute.

If I wanted cute, I'd stick to animal onesies.

>> No.16066386

>>16066082
When did /fgog/ get here?

>> No.16066394
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>>16066386
The other lamia doujinshi didn't hurt

>> No.16066405

>>16066394
I admit that I haven't been here in a very long time (and that my favourite servant is Saint Martha).

>> No.16066421
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16066421

Remember to feed your Wurm at least twice a day or they might feel hungry and rape you

>> No.16066435

>>16066421
That Wurms better like cup noodles, because I can't exactly make anything else.

>> No.16066445

>>16066386
Who doesn't love sexy medium violet oni?

>> No.16066458

>>16066445
Sluten-Douji is a dirty whore

>> No.16066460

>>16066435
You wouldn't learn to cook for a cute Wurm?

If you don't then she will, and you're going to eat unbalanced meals
She might even just bake a cake and call it dinner

>> No.16066501

>You'll never be the one that all Goblins and Goblin variants fear.
>The one who sweeps over the countryside, clearing out the Goblin Problem.
>Clad in nothing but armor so worn that it looks black despite having started off shining silver.
>His mere presence causes even Redcaps to run.
>You'll never be the Goblin "Slayer"
>The man with an insatiable lust for Goblins and an ever growing Harem of them.
I don't know what possessed me to type this, but whatever.

>> No.16066514

>>16066501
Past a certain number you'd have to spend every waking hour pleasing your many wives

I'd say 8 is already pushing it

>> No.16066531

>>16066514
>I'd say 8 is already pushing it.
Weakling. I will not rest until I have a Goblin Horde to service me at all times.

>> No.16066541

I've started reading Monster Girl Saga recently and I think it's pretty cool, but I've seen people say it gets worse later on.
Is that true? And why?

>> No.16066542

>>16066531
This is how you cause insurrection

Do you really want a Goblin horde to chain you up and continuously rape you?

>> No.16066565

Shit, we could've made it to 3000 if OP hadn't jumped the gun without even knowing how to make a damn thread.

>> No.16066571

>>16066542
They can't rebel if they're all pregnant. Especially not if I treat them well.

>> No.16066572

>>16066371
That's not really that shameful, Anon. If anything, that's placing a lot of pride in your cock for thinking its that much better than hundreds of others.

>> No.16066578

>>16066571
>They can't rebel if they're all pregnant.
They can, some would get even more horny because of it

>Especially not if I treat them well.
You can't treat them well if you don't have at the very least 1 hour of daily sex with each of them and there is only so many hours in a day

>> No.16066593

>>16066578
That's what orgies are for.
Just pile on the Hobgoblins, Goblins and Redcaps anon. And let the Holstaur milk flow freely to all of them so they all get huge tits.

>> No.16066598

>>16066541
Just kinda loses the plot and turns into the main dude and his harem dicking around, they also start doing some real questionable shit

The entire "you iz an ancient kang" thing is kinda dull as well.

But hey, that's just my opinion.

>> No.16066602

>>16066598
>they also start doing some real questionable shit
Such as?

>> No.16066604

>>16066223
This sounds like some sort of alp reverse harem plan.

>> No.16066608
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>>16066421
That Wurms is eating my supply of stretchy anime meat!

I need that to distract Monsters!

>> No.16066615

>>16066593
Well, if you're so confident about it then enjoy your huge harem of goblins

Don't forget to give extra love to those who do a good job protecting your kingdom and making profitable trade deals with nearby cities

>> No.16066616
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16066616

I want to live in the world of Onitengu's heavy-chested Monster Girls.

>> No.16066618
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Wolfus with big fluffy mofus!

>> No.16066623

>>16066618
That dog belongs in hell for a reason! It's dangerous!

>> No.16066626

>>16066616
Don't we all?

>> No.16066627

>>16066615
Headpats will be doled out in excess to the ones who do that.

>> No.16066632

>>16066616
I just want to live in a village that sends it's young men into the forest to hunt down, or be hunted by, a pack of Delicious brown Dire Werewolves to marry.

>> No.16066633
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>>16066623
Dangerously cuddly!

>> No.16066645

>>16066572
It's shameful in that I specifically want a very slutty monster girl for this

Also it's not about my cock being better than others, it's about her preferring it, call it affinity, taste or whatever

>>16066608
You could grab this cat's tits without her even noticing it with how obsessed she is with that meat

>> No.16066674

KC Tweeted, web profile inbound.

Who was next on the list? Ice Queen?

>> No.16066675

>>16066674
yup

>> No.16066680

>>16066674
He posted it an hour ago, I guess we can expect the profile in about 3 hours

>Who was next on the list? Ice Queen?
Yup

>> No.16066683

>>16066674
Your mom.

>> No.16066698
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>>16066618
Wolfus with short hair!

>> No.16066699

>>16066683
I wish my mother was an Ice Queen

>> No.16066703

There isn't a single monster that can't be improved with latex.

>> No.16066707
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>>16066698
Short hair is best hair.

I want a tomboy wolfu with spats and short hair!

>> No.16066709

>>16066703
Most aquatic and reptile types don't, latex just feels like a worse version of their monstrous skin

Although I guess you could just cover their human parts in latex

>> No.16066727

Cross is pooled force by the way

>> No.16066729

>>16066709
Them's fighting words for every Sahuagin.

>> No.16066742

I don't have the courage or means to kill myself. Tonight I'm asking my Waifu to do it while I'm asleep.

>> No.16066751

>>16066727
You mean Cross is that reservoir forces? Otherwise I don't get it.

>> No.16066779

>>16066729
Sahuagins are love

By the way, they're named Sahagins in the book, which is better?

>>16066742
If there was the slightness hint of my waifu appearing in the after life I'd jump off my window right now
But as it is you're better off enjoying whatever there is to enjoy here and wait for your time

>> No.16066788

>>16066122
Agreed. And it makes monstergirls look literally cosplay

>> No.16066790

2017 comes around and contrary to everyone's expectations, monsters are not fantasy monsters. Rather, they are highly technologically advanced aliens sent to colonize earth.

>> No.16066792

>>16066779
I'm tired of waiting.

>> No.16066795

>>16066790
Do I still get a wolfu?

>> No.16066797

>>16066795
Yes. They are exactly the same as the profiles in personality and appearance.

>> No.16066798

>>16066797
So they have science and tech instead of magic then.

>> No.16066800

>>16066798
Yes. That's exactly right

>> No.16066808

>>16066798
>Mana is a liquid drug extracted from some weird meteorite

>> No.16066809

>>16066790
>>16066797
So exactly what we want, but just that one guy who shitposts sometime will complain about it.

Also technically any entity from "Not here" is an "Alien". Different dimension, planet, country, it doesn't matter. Extra Terrestrial is a more appropriate term.

>> No.16066810

>>16066674
Lets see how soft she is compared to other onee-san monster girls

>> No.16066815

>>16066800
So most of the girls are using technology and drugs to be tougher and have near-magical abilities.The undead are corpses brought back by nano machines. What the hell would the girls like Cursed Sword, Phantom, Dark Matter and the elementals be?

>> No.16066820

>>16066815
Going full sci-fi and saying that mana is a substance which reacts to intelligent brainwaves with "Ghosts" being the result of those brainwaves imprinting on and influencing the substance even after death.

>> No.16066828
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16066828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7ONGguSeg

SEAL
YOUR
DOOM
TONIGHT

>> No.16066831

>>16066674
zombie samurai

>> No.16066841

Not too excited for ice queen but KC's weekend retweets are always fun to watch.

https://twitter.com/jakusanseimk2/status/794515598692655105

>> No.16066842

>>16066707
An Anubis isn't complete without long hair.

>> No.16066845

>>16066698
>>16066707
I didn't think much of short hair a little while ago, but when it's fluffy, feathered hair like that, it's just absolutely divine.

And it goes perfectly with wolfgirls, the most perfect of girls already too.

>> No.16066853

>>16066790
>tfw they only took a few of dragons with them

>> No.16066856

>>16066815
>Cursed Sword
Parasitic nanobots designed as a war machine to literally consume their enemies and convert them into their own weaponry. Obviously it's not quite as terrifying as it originally was.
>Phantom
Extradimensional lifeform able to exist within people's minds, link them together with a networked consciousness, and alter their perceptions
>Dark Matter and the elementals
Nanomachines, son.

>> No.16066858

>>16066842
They are the best with long, luxurious hair you can drape and wrap around yourself, yes.
But they're so great, they can pull off short hair and own it too.

>> No.16066860

>>16066858
This post is a thing of beauty. May great hair be bestowed upon you for the rest of your days.

>> No.16066862

>>16066853
>Dragon loving anons vastly outnumber the Dragons that show up
>Anons start to fight each other to be their husband

This can only end in tears

>> No.16066865

I'll be honest
Short hair gets me hard, I'd fuck any monster girl with a bob cut, but I'd never marry one
If she doesn't have long hair then surely she'd make a bad mother and wife

>> No.16066867

>>16066223
Who the hell are you and why do you think you can just invite yourself in?

>> No.16066872

>>16066790
The Prime Directive doesn't allow this.

>> No.16066873
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>>16066865
What's up with that negative attitude, can't you see that a bob cut is a seed waiting for you to nurture it into a beautiful flower?

>> No.16066876

>>16066867
I'm Alp you impudent little rascal.

>> No.16066880

>>16066876
I see. More stinky smelly post-work-out Lilim when?

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>>16066865
You seem to have that backwards.

>> No.16066885

>>16066873
>You will never convince a bob cut Anubis to grow her hair
>She will never end up with a glorious hime cut

>> No.16066886

>>16066862
What's the point in that?

Dragons respect strength above all else. In fact one can say it's the only thing they respect. Sure fighting other anons might spark her interest, but unless you can put up a decent fight against HER it's not really going to do you any good.

>> No.16066888

>>16066880
Don't get your hopes up kid, I've got my hands full of turgid tallywacking tonight.

>> No.16066897

>>16066885
All Anubises must have a hime-cut before they can have their husband's children. It's a sign of sexual maturity.

>> No.16066898

>>16066865
That's racist.

>> No.16066900

>>16066888
Ganbatte~!

>> No.16066906

>>16066884
Just look at this old fox, she's obviously single because no sane person would marry a short haired woman

>>16066898
How the hell is that racist?
Are there species that only come with short hair?

>> No.16066912

>>16066906
>she's obviously single
That's a momster lad.

>> No.16066913

>>16066873
>those gloves and socks with that outfit
I need an adult.
>>16066884
This will do.

>> No.16066922

>>16066913
Socks? You understand she's extremely germaphobic and wears those so she can use gym equipment without having a public breakdown? I'm not sure you'd be ready for to get in a relationship with her.

>> No.16066925

>>16066922
I told you I needed an adult, and I already found one.

>> No.16066933

>>16066922
So then I can cum all over them without it bothering her right?

>> No.16066942

>>16066925
You're a bigger man than I'd thought.

>>16066933
Yes, but you better contain your enthusiasm. She'll chose the quickest route to the shower over your safety anytime.

>> No.16066943
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>>16066865

>> No.16066953

>>16066943
Japanese culture's fetish for youngins is hurting these beautiful kitsunes! They shouldn't have to say "I'm just an old lady," they should be confident in who they are.

>> No.16066958

>>16066942
What if we do it in the shower or right next to one?

>> No.16066975

>>16066943
>>16066953
I'd rather marry a mature kitsune with long hair who knows what it means to be a woman rather than a short haired slut who sleeps around because she wants more tails

>> No.16066983

>>16066958
I hope you enjoy scalding hot shower sex and the smell of hospital strength disinfectant.

>> No.16066998

>>16066975
But it's the mature ones who cut it short.
The long haired ones are top sluts. See also Ahri.

>> No.16067001
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16067001

>no one posted her yet
I guess people really do find her boring.

>> No.16067004
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>>16067001
And the profile.

>> No.16067006

>>16066998
Kumihos don't count, those vixen would do anything to charm innocent young men into giving them their liver

>>16067001
I was lost in the mofu
She isn't boring at all

>> No.16067014

>>16067001
I'd paizuri Glacies' mom.

>> No.16067022

>>16067001
>>16067004
Something something Let it go.

>> No.16067023

>>16067014
That's asking for frostbite, and no amount of mamonomana can help you there

>> No.16067025

>>16067022
Kill yourself.

>> No.16067029

>>16067014
I'd rather just thighfuck glacies.

>> No.16067031
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>>16067023
Unless she completely recognizes him as her husband. She's warm and soft after that.

>> No.16067033

>>16067029
You can do it while she watches me paizuri her mom.

>> No.16067035

>>16067025
I'm taking the bullet for you all here.

>> No.16067036

>>16067029
Ice Queen is probably just a level up of Glacies anyway.

>> No.16067039

>>16067004
Here is the text page if you want to google translate it: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/ice_queen/text.html

Seems like most of the profile is about her powers

>> No.16067042

>>16067033
>mother and daughter getting fucked side by side
That's some deviant shit right there. Also pretty hot.

>> No.16067044

>>16067001
>>16067004
>disposition: cold

>> No.16067056

>>16067042
More like the daughter is peeking in on her mother being fucked while she's also being fucked against the door frame.

>> No.16067080

Ever since the Ice Queen picture got leaked I've had this fantasy of licking her pristine, cold, blue feet
And now that I see that her heels are see-through nothing can stop me

>> No.16067081
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"Did you see that anon? he was pretty cute~"
"yea..."

>> No.16067084

>>16067081
I want to fuck them from behind while they are playing video games.

>> No.16067091
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>>16067081
I love that modern Lich design so much.

>> No.16067117
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>>16067091
All modern girls are great.

>> No.16067127

>>16066865
Is this the thing about long hair being a sign of a nurturing personality? It's also the same logic which says that twintails are the literal best hairstyle.

>> No.16067131

>>16067001
>>16067004
Finally

>> No.16067136

>>16066860
Thank you.
I've just now watched the first few episodes of Katanagatari, and besides it being an amazing series so far, the scenes of Yasuri wrapping himself up in Togame's long hair like a blanket are sublime.
I want to do that with an anubis' hair.

>> No.16067139
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I want to be tenderly healed by ojou sama

>> No.16067149

>No one talked about Ice Queen when her picture was leaked
>No one is talking about her now that she is officially released
Is she doomed to face the same fate as Glacies?

Cold girls are great and winter is the best season, please give her the attention she deserves

>> No.16067153

>>16066865
I want to breed a bobcut girl. It's like a shorter hime cut.

>> No.16067157

>>16066865
That's retarded.

>> No.16067167

>>16067149
She's nice, but she's cosplay lady #1847 with an ice theme.
Cosplay girls at this point just aren't all that noteworthy any more.

>> No.16067174

>>16067167
>she's cosplay lady #1847 with an ice theme.
Literally the only thing she has going for her is the Glacies' mom joke.

>> No.16067176

>>16067167
That's not the reason since Gremlin is super popular and she just has cat ears.

The problem is that she's basically a rehash of an existing girl who wasn't too popular to start with.

>> No.16067178

>>16067167
>Cosplay girls at this point just aren't all that noteworthy any more
For you. I'm just waiting to the translation.

>> No.16067189

>>16067174
KC should've done a complete overhaul of the glacies, then. Not just new art, but a new profile or additions to it as well.

>> No.16067190

>サイトTOPと図鑑TOPを統合しちゃいたいと、たまに思うけど、デザイン力が足りなくていい感じに1つのページに収まらない!
Anyone know what he's on about? Google translate seems to have something about not limiting things to one page.

>> No.16067194
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>>16067189
Glacies is already perfect, clones with breast implants on the other hand aren't interesting.

>> No.16067195

>>16067178
I want to like her, so I hope she has a really wild and noteworthy profile, but I honestly don't expect KC to do much with her.

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>>16066865
So you mean to say that Kejs are among the best moms?

>> No.16067198

>>16067194
I want to cum in Glacies' Mom's mouth and have her work it into Glacies' vagina with her tongue to impregnate her.

>> No.16067201

>>16067174
Glacie's mom has got it going on!

>> No.16067207

>>16067201
I want to bully my childhood friend Glacies by singing "Glacies can't you see, you're just not the girl for me" every time she's near but not directly visinle.

>> No.16067208

>>16067149
There was a little greentext of her where she goes to the beach for a swimsuit photoshoot.

She ended up freezing the entire area.

>> No.16067214

>>16067208
Well, it could be worse.
The heat could've melted her into a snow-slime.

>> No.16067219

>>16067127
I don't know about this, but I'm curious
Does this logic have a name?

>>16067157
Then go ahead and marry the first short haired monster who rapes, we'll see if it does you any good

>>16067196
Absolutely, Kejourou are top tier moms only topped by few
Where is Kejourou-fag? it feels like ages since he last posted here

>> No.16067220

>>16067091
Lich in hoodies are heaven.

>> No.16067223

>>16067139
She'll use you for your blood.

>> No.16067227

Lazy Kikimoras.

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http://pastebin.com/tZj4m988
seeing as I posted it at a bad time last thread, I hope I can get more comments on work

also I tweaked it here and there.

>> No.16067231
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16067231

>>16067208
Ice Queens need to stay up north!

>> No.16067235

>>16067223
It feels good when she bites you though.

>> No.16067237

>>16067235
It probably hurts.

>> No.16067244

>>16067081
I'll always love wolfus. But undead hold a special place in my heart.

>> No.16067249

>>16067167
That makes sense but there are also many non-cosplay tiers who don't receive any love
Unagi-Joro, Flow Kelp, Basilisk, Otohime, etc...
Most if not all the new profiles get ignored for seemingly no reason

>>16067208
>>16067231
Gathering what I can from software translation it seems they are actually like this
The second paragraph even has something about men almost freezing to death if they get close to her palace

>> No.16067276

>>16067249
>Most if not all the new profiles get ignored for seemingly no reason
People being set in their ways is part of this. There's a select few monster girls who always get attention and get talked about to death, usually the ones who have been warped by thread canon.

Any new girl either has to be literally perfect or have a dumb meme they can attach to her if she wants to be talked about.

>> No.16067283

>>16067001
Hot. If it wasn't for Phantom she'd be my favorite release for a good while.

>> No.16067284

>>16067227
What triggers kikis the hardest? Red wine on carpets?

>> No.16067287

>>16067284
No coaster.

>> No.16067289

>>16067283
Phantom is great. I've never gotten so immediately attached to a monster.

>> No.16067290

>>16067284
Being ignored by mastah.

>> No.16067294

>>16067284
Mastah leaving his fap tissues everywhere.

It makes a Kiki question her very existence. Does she chastise him for making a mess or secretly sniff it so she can get a whiff of his scent?

>> No.16067301

>>16067174
Need dhampire pic with "pls don't bully my mom" only with glacies instead of dhampire

>> No.16067308

>>16067294
Would a Kikimora actually hit her mastah?

>> No.16067310

>>16067301
>pls don't come over to fap to my mom

>> No.16067313

>>16067308
Depends on the Kiki, some might gently hit him over the head with a newspaper while ranting about how dirty everything is.

Only because they secretly want pushed down and raped.

>> No.16067314
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>>16067308
Yes. There's also a story about that.

>> No.16067320

>>16067313
>>16067308
>tfw no dominant Kiki to whip you into shape

>> No.16067325

>>16066703
>Ittan-momen
How would that work?

>> No.16067330

>>16067276
It's saddening put this way

Well, there is still hope for some fresh hair, Gremlin is already loved, Phantom seems somewhat popular, Dragon Zombie will most likely get her fair share of fanatics same for Nurarihyon

>> No.16067332

>>16067325
Is it an Ittan-momen made out of latex or a normal one dipped in latex?
The former would make a good BDSM ittan, the latter would be great for orgasm denial since she couldn't really feel the sex.

>> No.16067341

>>16067276
Otohime is already forgotten because she looks like shit
The turtle is some boring literal cosplay masochist

>> No.16067343

>>16067308
My Kombat Kiki headlocks me after I flip her skirt and molest her butt.

>> No.16067348

>>16067308
To make him molest her, sure.

>> No.16067352

>>16066394
>Thicc snek Kiyohime wearing Shielders skimpy werewolf outfit
Oh baby.

>> No.16067355

>waifu
>her nickname for you.

>> No.16067363

>>16067355
Anubis
Husband

Bit bland. But I like it.

>> No.16067365

>>16067001
>>16067004
Not muh Automaton or Dark Mage but she's just OK.

>> No.16067368

>>16067355
I would say but just about every girl who's ever given me a nickname has used on based on my real name.

>> No.16067370

>>16067081
I want to have my way with their fat Undead butts.

>> No.16067381

>>16067355
Oni
Darling

>> No.16067387

>>16067355
>fuck
>off

>> No.16067388

>>16067355
Kobold
Honey, or Papa when our daughteru is around.

>> No.16067391

>>16067355
Wight
Dear

>> No.16067396

>>16067388
Does your very small daughteru also call you honey?

>> No.16067399

>Be given 2 invitations
>1 to a Big Breasted Vanilla Elf Princess' Ball with fancy clothes, big snooty people who you've never met, food prepared by elite chefs, and a chance to get a single dance with a fair lady.
>1 to a Big Booty Dark Elf Princess' male dominant Orgy, where half the girls from school are going, there's pizza and booze and you're pretty sure someone is going to get pregnant.
Which do you choice.
Or do you go for the mystery box

>> No.16067400

>>16067355
Pharaoh
Love

Mainly because I envision Pharaoh like Astarte from Castlevania. "Come-hither! Temptation! Bwahaha! Fight my Love!"
>Sounds of many noob somas dying and bones flying everywhere.

>> No.16067403

>>16067399
Give me that mystery box. Pure vanilla elf is tempting. But I love a surprise.

>> No.16067405

>>16067399
The vanilla elf tempts em, but I must choose the box.

>> No.16067408

>>16067399
>male dominant Orgy
Fucking disgusting, I'm never accepting anything from her again

>> No.16067410

>>16067399
The box for sure.

>> No.16067412

>>16067399
Automaton
Little Brother/Husband-unit

>> No.16067413

>>16067412
Oh god dammit.
>>16067355

>> No.16067416

>>16067396
No anon, that'd be weird. She's too young for that, and I don't think she'd ever grow into it.

>> No.16067423

>>16067403
>>16067405
>>16067410
You get
A Pink skinned Hourglass elf who enchants you that you can have any girl you want for a week but then she goes back to normal and you can never enchant her again. Also your dick is now 50% larger and you can control when a woman gets pregnant and how pregnant she can get

>> No.16067432

>>16067423
Cool.

>> No.16067434

>>16067219
No name that I know of. But I'll see if I can find the original post describing the logic and praising long hair/twintails.

>> No.16067436

>>16067408
t.subcuck

>> No.16067437

>>16067190
Something about wanting to integrate Encyclopedia main page into main site page but doubting he can do it well design-wise.

>> No.16067454

>>16067230
Pretty good, the only real problem I have with it is the dialogue. For example:

>The succubus smiled. “Lilyana, call me Lily, you left your woman at my mistress's mansion. I was sent to find you, I would have saved you earlier but you move so damn fast I didn't know where you were.”

It's a very long speech for an action scene. And she apologizes for something he didn't complain about. I would write it like this:

>“Lilyana, but you can call me Lily" the succubus smiled. "You left your woman at my mistress's mansion. She sent to find you."

>"Took your sweet time"

>Lilyiana pouted slightly"I would have saved you earlier, but you move so damn fast I didn't know where you were.”

Also, this other line:

>“Selen had to turn me into a monster to save my life, she told me I got to choose what I became of let what she used to heal me turn me into a succubus. I wanted to fight alongside you seeing as Quinton was hunting both of us, to face him together. With my wish set, Selene manipulated the energy and made me a jinko.” Carla explained. “Do you like it?”

Waaaaay too long and rambling in my opinion. This is what I would write:

>"Selen had to turn me into a monster to save my life" said Carla "She told me I could choose what I would become. I told her I wanted to face Quinton with you, and make him pay for what he did to us, together."

>She flexed her arm, showing her powerful muscles "Selene... manipulated the energy and made me this. A 'Jinko'" She lifted her gaze, some of her past shyness showing through "Do you like it?"

I find the phrasing in general a bit awkward, but I'm sure you will improve. Keep up the good work anon!

>> No.16067468
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16067468

How your MG wife celebrates Christmas?

hard mode:nothing sexual

>> No.16067471

>>16067355
Anubis

"Doofus"
"Jerk"
"My [dumb/cute/dopey] little puppy" (Particularly when she's exploiting weak points or casting certain kinds of spells)
"My big, strong wolf" (Partially teasing, especially when she's on the receiving end of some particularly animalistic love"

I will now be accepting questions and comments, such as "Holy shit why are you so cringeworthy?" and "That's the dumbest, cheesiest thing I've read thing week."

>> No.16067488

>>16067468
Vanilla present exchanging and comfy sweater cuddles.

>> No.16067489

>>16067355
>Dragon
>Rocky

She also calls me pebble in her way when I say she's just a flying gecko.

>> No.16067501

>>16067468
Christmas lights in her wings, some decoration on her tail and a star in her horn.

>> No.16067508

>>16067436
t. real cuck

>> No.16067509

>>16067468
>hellhound
Thinks turkey is for pussies and has a christmas dinner of mainly lamb and beef.

>> No.16067513

>>16067355
>Will o' the Wisp
>My Prisoner of Love
I hope someone reads this. Help me. She's coming back any minu

>> No.16067516

>>16067508
We're all cucks now.

>> No.16067519

>>16067436
Nice buzzwords, sloppy seconds lover.

>> No.16067521

>>16067508
>Nightmare comes out with her clawed glove, hat and sweater
>"YOU'RE ALL MY KEKS NOW!"

>> No.16067526

>>16067454
I might apply these changes.

thanks for the support.

>> No.16067558
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>>16066943
>Mature Ara Ara Kitsune bearing her worn out body to you on a midsummer's day
>Tells you where to fondle and touch her to get her aroused, calling you a pervert for getting a woody to an "old and busted" fox like her
>She breaks out the Dakini-tier tongue when she gives you a blowjob, telling you much she's missed the taste of a man
>Gets flustered when you ask her if she'd ever had kids, flicking her tip right on your urethra, making you shoot a thick load down her throat
>While you're still jelly legged from the release, she gets on all fours, raising her tails to show you her slit
>Tells you to take her hard and fast, and a little bit painful
>You do just that, slamming all the way to her cervix in one thrust. The moan she lets out is one of bestial, wanton abandon.
>As you begin to fuck her in earnest, she starts slamming her plump ass against your hips in a cadence to meet you, half-moaning and half-telling you where to thrust and grind against her.
>She's orgasmed at least three times, while you've been trying to hold it in, and she actually goes beet red when you pop a squat on the floor and ask her to embrace you
>On the grounds you want to see her face when she cums
>Start making actual love in the lotus position, feeling her nips rubbing against your chest as you pound into her from below
>She starts complaining you're going to break her hips, but you manage to silence her with a kiss, feeling yourself twitch
>Hold her ass tight as she wraps her arms around your neck in that kiss, pumping a full, youthful load into her womanhood
>When she pulls back, her skin is a bit more radiant, some wrinkles having vanished
>Her hair having regained a bit of its golden luster
>Condemn her for using you to replenish her mana so she could look younger again, she just smiles and grinds her hips into you again
>Using momentum to knock you to floor before she starts riding you with renewed vigor
"Ara ara~ I'll only accept the mana of a man who loves me from the bottom of his heart, boya~"

>> No.16067601

>>16067468
Pharaoh, She talks all the time remembering the little Jewish Boy Jesus. Pharaoh thinks it a bit silly for the world to celebrate the birthday of one man. I then tell her about gift exchanging, Santa, and the romance.

Every year she somehows manages to get the perfect presents. I gave her a Santa outfit one year and she decided to enslave a lot elves that Christmas day. I have to remember not to tell her about Independence day.

>> No.16067610

>>16066082
We LIZ THREAD now

>> No.16067614

>>16067601
>the little Jewish Boy Jesus
Her first shota?

>> No.16067619

>>16067614
Pls no used goods.

>> No.16067626

>>16067619
Shotas don't count if they're too small to damage her hymen.

>> No.16067628

>>16067626
If she's touched another man. She's used goods. I like my Pharaoh pure.

>> No.16067637

>>16067628
>Being this purefag

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16067642

>>16067355
Yeti
cuddlebug

>> No.16067649

>>16067637
There's nothing wrong with what he wants. Don't be a fag.

>> No.16067653

>>16067637
>Wanting sloppy trillionths

>> No.16067658

>>16067637
>Being a sloppy seconds fag

>> No.16067660

>>16067637
What a fa-

Oh wait, it's Saturday.

>> No.16067668

>>16067001
I'm honestly impressed by how much better she looks compared to the impression I had of her from the image scanned from the book. Extra clarity really adds to the look and quality, and makes me anticipate dark mage, griffon, etc. even more.

>> No.16067671

>>16067653
>not wanting sloppy centillionths

>> No.16067681

>>16067642
She's so lazy! And I love that!

>> No.16067692
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16067692

THIS is the kind of slim dragon girls i am talking about, i just want her clinging to me for warmness while she gently (Emphasis on gently) rakes my back

>> No.16067697

>>16067355
>Kraken
She calls me 'darling' and husband and when I want to fluster her around the kids I call her 'my little cuddle-fish'.

>> No.16067702

>>16067692
Plates of shell on her hair? How stupid.

>> No.16067704

>>16067692
Angry red dragons are best! Especially that red one on the bed. Can't remember the guy who drew it's name was.

>> No.16067721

>>16067653
Don't exaggerate. There's a whole lot of space between "not a virgin" and "trillions", and neither extreme is good.

>> No.16067724

>>16067558
I know this is just some godtier smut, but could you continue this? I need it for scientific reasons...

>> No.16067730

>>16067721
>Wanting sloppy quadrillionths

>> No.16067731
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16067731

>>16067704
I am not sure if i am allowed to post the shyvana pasta

you know which one,meanwhile have another slim dragonfu

>> No.16067733

>>16067721
>virgin isn't good
Alright anon.

>> No.16067735

>>16067733
I'm saying that "Non-virgins are worse than trash" isn't a good mindset.

>> No.16067736

>all this purefag talk
Well I'm just gonna take my Hellhound waifu and come back later guys.

>> No.16067738

>>16067721
>virgin isn't good
>>16067735
That's not what you said at all, think before you hit post.

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>>16067692
That kind of body type is the best. Perfect for strong and fiery girls. They won't get hindered by all the fat in their body so fighting both in bed and land are way better than the rest.

Remember kids, while all dragons are great, the slims or fit ones are better than the fatties.

>> No.16067741

>>16067735
I know right? Your mom wasn't a virgin and I still crushed that pussy.

>> No.16067742

>>16067736
>I'm just gonna take my Hellhound waifu
To do what?

>> No.16067743

>>16067735
I'm also ok with non virgins as long as they're not gangbang tier trash but saying virginity is bad is pretty strange.

>> No.16067744

>>16067001
>Those shoes
MUH
U
H

>> No.16067745

>>16067739
But what if I want a pudgy dragon I can hold and hold their thighs?

>> No.16067746

>>16067739
>Fat dragon tries to fly
>Just ends up gliding on the ground like a penguin because she can't take off

>> No.16067749

>>16067742
Lie in bed and cry because I can't snuggle with her.

>> No.16067750

How would monstergirl colonists work?

>> No.16067752

>>16067736
Was your waifu used goods? This is important.

>> No.16067755

>>16067001
Does she come with an army of penguin butlers?

>> No.16067758

>>16067745
You can have one.

Pudgy Dragons are great for cuddling and being extra sweet, but I like the fit ones that are extra protective and emotional.

>> No.16067759

>>16067167
Or it could just be that we don't have a translation yet. The profile pic isn't much to talk about, we already had that for months now

>> No.16067764

>>16067744
I almost forgot she was released.

Thank god she is cold and doesn't feel anything or else she would be extremely sad now.

>> No.16067767

>>16067759
That didn't stop the massive amounts of talk about gremlin the moment her image was leaked. It also didn't stop the mountains of greentexts shortly after Basilisk's profile was posted in Japanese.

Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored.

>> No.16067772

>>16067767
>Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored.
Not if I have any say in the matter!

>> No.16067777

>>16067767
Everyone is giving Ice Queen the cold shoulder

>> No.16067778

>>16067772
It's too late, Anon. No one cares about her.

>> No.16067780

>>16067744
Glad someone shares my taste

I want an Ice Queen to step on my dick so bad

>>16067764
She's crying snowflakes right now

>>16067767
>It also didn't stop the mountains of greentexts shortly after Basilisk
She was talked about extensively for 2 or 3 days then people forgot about her, poor Ice Queen won't even get a single hour in the spotlight

>> No.16067782

>>16067778
B-But muh ice cold footjobs...

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16067783

>>16067767
>Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored.
How poetic.

>> No.16067785

>>16067513
Just fuck her you pussy

>> No.16067790

>>16067780
>She was talked about extensively for 2 or 3 days then people forgot about her, poor Ice Queen won't even get a single hour in the spotlight
Exactly, if a girl people actually cared about for a short while is completely forgotten then frost tits doesn't stand a chance.

>> No.16067791

>>16067782
Just have a better girl shove her feet in the snow and give you footjob. Hell, I'm sure a Wight would be perfect for that.

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>>16067783
I want to spank a Gremlin so badly.

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16067798

>>16067724
>Being this obvious

>> No.16067800

>>16067797
We need some plump brown Gremlin booty.

>> No.16067806

>>16067767
Gremlin has the benefit of being kinda unique with the whole sci fi thing. It's been the same for all encyclopedia profiles, image isn't really noteworthy and people only start talking when the translation comes

>> No.16067807

>>16067798
And? I just want to hear more about the beastial, impregnating sex between a mature Kitsune and her lover.

>> No.16067812

>>16067800
>delicious brown Gremlin
WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?!?!?

>> No.16067818

>>16067800
>brown gremlin
God have mercy on my dick if that ever happens.
>>16067806
Then explain White Horn, talked about pretty frequently before we had a translation in the same time no one cared about ice queen. Think about that for a second, people actually preferred deer pussy.

>> No.16067821

>>16067806
Yeah ice queen isn't special in that regard. Hell none of the translated second encyclopedia profiles got a huge amount of talk so far.

>> No.16067823

>>16067812
>>16067818
Brown shortstack Gremlins would live in Not-Egypt areas and develop regal Automatons for the military of that region.

>> No.16067825

>>16067818
>>16067823
>Brown Gremlin in a flying pyramid

>> No.16067830

>>16067818
>Then explain White Horn
Easy. She's clearly the best Horse Pussy.
But horse pussy is still shit.

>> No.16067832

>>16067823
>brown shortstack gremlins in skimpy dancer-like clothing to keep cool

>> No.16067833

>>16067825
>Deploying Automatons via Gundam style hangar bars

>> No.16067836

>>16067081
Man, those colours are pretty good

>> No.16067837

>>16067832
I'm just imagining a delicious brown Gremlin in Shantaes clothes.

>> No.16067841

>>16067818
She wasn't? I don't remember anyone talking about white horn before the profile. If there was it was probably because we finally had something like for pussy.

>> No.16067845

>>16067821
>have to wait until 2017 for titty dark mage onee sama

JUST

what kind of forbidden magic spells would she have?

>> No.16067849

>>16067841
She was pretty stylish, but nothing much deeper than that

>> No.16067855

>>16067837
That's exactly what I had in mind. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about this now.

>> No.16067856

>>16067807
You are not alone.

>> No.16067859

>>16067841
There were a few canada jokes and people comparing them and yeti.

>> No.16067860

TRANSLATION ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

>> No.16067863

>>16067806
>people only start talking when the translation comes
I don't remember anyone talking about otohime or turtle girl desu senpai. Actually, I even forgot they were already released until I saw them on wiki

>> No.16067870

>>16067832
>>16067837
>>16067855
Why not an outfit that's a fusion of a jumpsuit and Arabian dancer outfit? It'd fit a brown Gremlin perfectly.

>> No.16067882

>>16067004
Is she a species or an individual?

>> No.16067883

>>16067863
Turtle girl is made to be bullied, so I'm surprised she isn't more popular.

>> No.16067891

>>16067883
Oddly enough, bullies don't usually want to bully girls who want to be bullied.

>> No.16067895

>>16067891
That's weird. I'd love to bully her, parricularly sexually, particularly if she was a fujo.

>> No.16067897

>>16067860
No bully please

I remember one time he asked if it was better for him to give us an early translation or for us to speculate until the full translation comes out

Seems like no one wants to speculate this time but not having an early translation still isn't necessarily a bad thing

>> No.16067900

>>16067807
The word you're thinking of is bestial, now stop enabling the faggot and sit down

>> No.16067918

>>16067900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI

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>>16066884

I'd marry her. I'm a sucker for foxes, especially when they have that red eyeliner.

>> No.16067928

>>16067897
>Seems like no one wants to speculate this time but not having an early translation still isn't necessarily a bad thing
It's entirely a bad thing, it's rare the MGR translation adds anything we don't know from the early ones.

>> No.16067936

>>16067918
>Memeing instead of offering a real counter-argument
You're the reason the shitlord is able to be so tsun and not be shoved outta here like other faggots

>> No.16067947

>>16067936
>ghost hunting on 4chan
You need to be shoved outta here faggot.

>> No.16067957

>>16067947
>He can't recognize writing patterns of certain writefags

>> No.16067969

>>16067882
Based on the translated extra text im guessing a species, but probably a rare one

>> No.16067972

>>16067928
I meant that having a short window with only the picture and no profile can be a good thing too

>> No.16067974

>>16067969
What im wondering is if they're a random mutation like say arch imps are, or if you can fuck a regular glacie into one over a long period like slime into queen slime.

>> No.16067979

Is a pure vanilla nonlewd emotional relationship possible with a Manticore? Or is it just off the table?

>> No.16067983

>>16067739
>no fit dragon awkwardly trying to seduce you.

>> No.16067984

>>16067974
Queen slimes are mutations, muchacho. They're slimes whose dividing mechanism is broken.

>> No.16067985

>>16067979
nonlewd relationships are off the table with monsters in general.
Thread answer is that yes manticores can get all deredere and cuddly. Encyclopedia answer is that different monsters express emotions in different ways and manticores tend to do it through semi sadistic rape. Best you can hope for is a slightly less violent milking

>> No.16067988

>>16067983
>"Y-You like this? H-huh?"

>> No.16067990

>>16067984
Okay then maybe like zombie to wight. Granted any monster can become more powerful after spending alot of time having sex, but only some of them have unique transformations for such a event.

>> No.16067992

>>16067882
Seriously?

>> No.16067993

>>16067984
And also arch imps aren't mutations. They're just imps with a shit ton of power. A regular imp married to a powerful wizard will make arch imp babies every time.

>> No.16067995

>>16067992
What?

>> No.16068002

>>16067985
>spoiler

If it's the best I can get. I'll take it.

>> No.16068004

>>16067995
MGE profiles are always species. Only World Guides have individuals.

>> No.16068009

>>16067979
In theory yes, in practice I doubt it
She'd probably snap within a week and never go back to nonlewd

>> No.16068010

>>16067983
Would love to see her face when I flirt back.

>> No.16068012

>>16067995
What >>16068004 said

>> No.16068015
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16068015

How big is too big?

>> No.16068016

>>16067993
Yeah but a imp giving birth to an arch imp is a mutation. Or at least thats what the world guides call it.

>> No.16068018

>>16067004
So she is evolution of glacies? Like Zombie>wight, ghost>phantom

>> No.16068020

>>16068004
KC said he would start doing profiles for induviduals like the monster lord and gods eventually, and the glacie profile refers to her like shes one person. I kind think shes a species as well but it could happen.

>> No.16068021

>>16068015
>Too big.
I don't understand...
Muscles?
Breasts?
Pudge?
Ass?

>> No.16068026

>>16068015
A little bigger than her head is my upper limit. So pic related.

>> No.16068027

>>16068020
>KC said he would start doing profiles for induviduals like the monster lord and gods eventually

No fucking duh, in Word Guide 4, the gods one, after the Sabbath one.

>> No.16068030

>>16068021
You can never have enough. It's like Yorkshire puddings(sorry burgers you won't understand). You can act like you can't shove another in your gob. But we all know you can.

>> No.16068034

>>16068015
This is perfect. Large soft breasts coated in a cuddly sweater. This is why

Comfy sweaters/attire>Casual clothing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>> No.16068037

>>16068010
whoa there, if you too friendly or flirty towards a dragon too soon you might overload her emotions and make her cry1

>> No.16068038

>>16068020
MGE 1 referred to Titania as an individual as well
I'll assume he just changed his mind in both case

>> No.16068048

>>16068030
That is true.
I can handle quite a bit of tits, pudge, ass, and muscle on my girls.

>>16068037
Time to go on the offensive and say that she can hoard my heart.

>> No.16068060

>>16068030
>Yorkshire puddings
They're Brit versions of Dutch Babies?

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16068061

Are half dragons allowed?

>> No.16068062

>>16068061
I don't see anything wrong here

>> No.16068066

>>16068037
So I should be taking it slow?

Like telling how her smile made my day better and I would love to spend some time with her? If she cried I wouldn't resist hugging and comforting her.

>> No.16068069

>>16068060
I don't know. Never had Dutch babies. But Yorkshire puddings are definitely not made in frying pans.

>> No.16068071

>>16068061
Of course.

>> No.16068077

>Teen dragon wants to cook you food
>Her flame is too intense it vaporizes your meal
>She starts to cry

what do

>> No.16068079
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>>16068061

>> No.16068082

Is there an MGE themed Icon set for the different species out there?

>> No.16068089
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>>16068061
Corrin is best girl.

>> No.16068094

>>16068077
Eat her instead. Oh god I would be so stupid around Dragons. I would try to get into their scales and end up just embarrassing myself.

>> No.16068095

>>16067355
>Hellhound
>Chewtoy/T-Bone

>> No.16068096
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16068096

>>16068079
>didn't posted this because i trough it was gonna be removed

i need a dragon girl to practice on me....

>> No.16068103

>>16068089
That she is.
And that 'cow' is wonderful, would impregnate 100% of the time.

>> No.16068108

>>16068089
Pull over, that Holst too fat!

>> No.16068118

>>16068108
Not enough I say!
She wears it well
\

>> No.16068119

You guys can take your disgusting half-breeds and throw them in the trash

>> No.16068125

>>16068119
You can take yourself to the >>>/trash/

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16068149

>>16068096
I'm pretty much sure that unless it violates board/global rules or starts a shistorm that nothing adverse would happen to posting something like that image.

Though knowing my karma I'm wrong and I'm about to get Warned for exercising some sense.

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>>16067219

>Where is Kejourou-fag?

I'm still alive, don't worry. I've mostly stopped posting here though.

>> No.16068179

>>16068170
How's your drawing coming along?

>> No.16068190

>>16068149
I want to arrest an office lady Monoeye and abuse my authority to force her into sex with me!

>> No.16068196

>>16068179

Slow.

>> No.16068202

So in one of the previous threads someone made a list of the order for the releases of the next MGE profiles (barring any new ones we don't know about). Can someone find that list and post it here again? I'd like to see it b

>> No.16068203

>>16068196
But progress and development is existent?

>> No.16068206

I want to mess up an Anubis's schedule!

>> No.16068207

>>16068206
I want to mess up an Anubis's ass!

>> No.16068208

>>16068203

Yeah I'd say so.

>> No.16068212

>>16068207
I want to mess up an Anubis' hair!

>> No.16068214

>>16068202
Or go to he archive and find it yourself?

>> No.16068219

>>16068202

01. NEW ------------ DEC 1 2016
02. Griffin ------------ DEC 24 2016
03. NEW ------------- JAN 17 2017
04. Trumpart -------- JAN 30 2017
05. NEW ------------- FEB 14 2017
06. Atlach Nacha -- MAR 3 2017
07. NEW -------------- APR 1 2017
08. Dark Mage ------ APR 25 2017
09. NEW -------------- MAY 12 2017
10. Zombie Dragon - JUN 3 2017
11. NEW --------------- JUN 27 2017
12. Automaton ------- JUL 13 2017
13. NEW --------------- AUG 2 2017
14. Gremlin ----------- AUG 30 2017
15. NEW --------------- SEP 11 2017
16. Kamaitachi ------ OCT 1 2017
17. NEW --------------- OCT 31 2017
18. Ochimusha ------ NOV 18 2017
19. NEW --------------- DEC 14 2017
20. Nurarihyon ------- JAN 3 2018

>> No.16068230

>>16068219
Thank you!

>have to wait until April for dark Mage
Why is life suffering?

>> No.16068231
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16068231

>>16068206
>>16068207
>>16068212
Do not mess with a schedule dog! They don't take well to disruptions in their day!

>> No.16068238

>>16068231
I will forcibly give her a braid.

>> No.16068241

>>16068206
>>16068207
>>16068212
I'm going to mess up an anubis brain by building a relationship with her, so that she falls for me and has her brain disrupted by chemicals that make her do completely illogical things for the sake of love.

And sexually ruffle her hair.

>> No.16068243

>>16068231
Fine, I'll just ignore her then. I'm sure she would be pleased to have me staying away from her life, I would only drag her down after all.

>> No.16068245

>>16068231
I think she stomped an anon's WiiU into dust before.

They don't take too kindly with anyone who messes up her things.

>> No.16068250

>>16068219
Did you do that again on purpose you cheeky cunt

>> No.16068251

>>16068230
Don't worry. It'll be alright.
Just imagine she's a combination of a hex maniac from Pokemon and the sorceress from Dragon's Crown with extra sexuality thrown in for now.

>> No.16068256

>>16068241
I'll do all of that shit and then also get her addicted to hugs so I can give her a jolt of chemicals whenever I want by squeezing her.

>> No.16068258
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16068258

>>16068243
Don't do that either, anon. Just because she doesn't like shenanigans doesn't mean she doesn't like you

>> No.16068261

If I don't feel the warm embrace of a Yeti this year. I'm going to open all the windows. Turn the thermostat off and just freeze to death.

>> No.16068262

>>16068250
I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.16068268

>>16068231
>>16068258
I want to cuddle the Anubis when she's angry! And tell her that smoking isn't the answer. It's really bad for her.

>> No.16068272

>>16068258
I want to rub my dick between Anubutt-sempai's cute little footsies whiel she glares at me like that!

>> No.16068277

>>16068258
What should I do then? How can I make the schedule dog happy?

Maybe doing stuff for her while she's sleeping would be a good one. I don't even like Anubis. What am I doing?

>> No.16068278

>>16068261
Welcome to how I feel about writing every day, it doesn't help that my pocket Glacies tells me to do it.

>> No.16068282

>>16068231
I want to teach anubi senpai to relax! Only to go too far so that she becomes a lazy cuddle bug that I have to re-train.

>> No.16068283

>>16068262
The dates are wrong. The next should be two weeks from now on nov 19, and then every two weeks.

>> No.16068287

>>16067724
>I have really low standards: the post

>> No.16068290

>>16068283
No, those dates are correct. I know because my dad asked KC himself.

>> No.16068293

>>16068231
What happens if I look up her skirt?

>> No.16068301

>>16068256
Oh, that's a good idea too. Use all sorts of methods to get her to associate your physical touch with endorphin and dopamine release.
When you hug her, she'll tense up, shiver from her toes to her ear tips, and melt into your arms in the most intense way possible.

>> No.16068307

>>16068301
I'll do this to an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.16068319

>>16068287
Not that guy but I'd have fairly low standards with monster girls.

>> No.16068321

>>16068261
I did this for a full day once, to punish myself for cheating on my waifu jacking off to porn, not actual sex

You won't die but you're definitely going to suffer so much that the Yetis watching over us will cry and desperately hug their image of you

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>>16068321
Yetis can't stand to see someone freezing cold in their own home

>> No.16068328

>>16068321
That's some hardcore punishment right there, but I guess you deserved it.

>> No.16068329

>>16068321
Then what the hell should I do?

>> No.16068342

>>16068326
Everyone should receive a house Yeti when the cold season starts

>>16068329
Join a cult, do drugs, practice dark magic, get a tulpa
There are plenty of way to escape reality, not many to make fantasy real though...

>> No.16068348

>>16068290
The ACTUAL dates are:

01. NEW ------------ NOV 19 2016
02. Griffin ------------ DEC 3 2016
03. NEW ------------- DEC 17 2016
04. Trumpart -------- DEC 31 2016
05. NEW ------------- JAN 14 2017
06. Atlach Nacha -- JAN 28 2017
07. NEW -------------- FEB 11 2017
08. Dark Mage ------ FEB 25 2017
09. NEW -------------- MAR 11 2017
10. Zombie Dragon - MAR 25 2017
11. NEW --------------- APR 8 2017
12. Automaton ------- APR 22 2017
13. NEW --------------- MAY 6 2017
14. Gremlin ----------- MAY 20 2017
15. NEW --------------- JUN 3 2017
16. Kamaitachi ------ JUN 17 2017
17. NEW --------------- JUL 1 2017
18. Ochimusha ------ JUL 15 2017
19. NEW --------------- JUL 29 2017
20. Nurarihyon ------- AUG 12 2017

I don't care if you were joking, I detest misinformation.
Even though this is basically just guesswork and the only thing really true is the MGE2 order.

>> No.16068349

>>16068321
We all feel that shame masterbating to something that isn't our waifu.

>> No.16068353

>>16068307
I don't know, Anon.
An anubis brain and an ushi-oni brain are hardwired very differently to each other.

When you do that to an anubis, she gets all dopey, and her wolfgirl instincts kick in. Her tail will wag, she'll nuzzle you in an attempt to be nuzzled by you, straddle your thigh standing and try to hump it, and just relish your touch in general.

Do it to an ushi, and it might just burn her sealing patch off of her face as you become the singular focus of her entire perception. Which means that she'll attempt to rape and squeeze every atom of your body in the grip of her spider legs.

>> No.16068359

>>16068353
>squeeze every atom of your body in the grip of her spider legs.
Rough, desperate, addicted pedipalp hugs are exactly what I want. She'll hug me like she wanted me to assimilate into her body.

>> No.16068364

>>16068326
I want a Yeti to corner that Yandere Yuki-Onna while I sleep and tell her straight to her face "You don't deserve him."

>> No.16068380

>>16068348
>Zombie Dragon is 4 1/2 months away
>Automaton is 5 1/2 months away
>Gremlin is 6 1/2 months away
>Weasel trio is 7 1/2 months away
>Zombie samurai is 8 1/2 months away
We'll all be dead of old age by then.
At least Nurarihyon is coming out on my birthday.

>> No.16068390

>>16068348
This basically covers 2 comiket
I guess KC could not present anything new for the winter edition but it would feel really out of place and kill momentum if he did nothing for summer 2017 either

I'm going to assume that on top of a new profile a month he's working on WG3 or whatever

>>16068380
Yeah the wait is insane, by the time Nurarihyon is released we'll be only a few months away from the SS release of MGE2

>> No.16068394

>>16068348
>>16068380
We still have hope. Theres the fact he might do extra profiles on the holidays. Also someone could man up and just fucking scan the second encyclopedia
Of course even in that case that just means we wait four weeks in between new profiles.

>> No.16068396

>>16068380
I wish KC would do weekly releases just to get the MGE2 girls out of the way.

>> No.16068404

>>16068319
I was referring to the clickbait tier smut he was gushing over.

>> No.16068408

>>16068359
If you're going to directly stimulate an ushi oni into a frenzied addiction like that, it's possible you might not even be looking at assimilation.
She'll just rape your particles so hard the two of you will react and turn into pure rape energy.

>> No.16068416

>>16068394
>spoiler
I remember months ago when I was talking to another anon about how we'd get scan about a month after MGE 2 is released and how the translation would slowly follow after
I miss these days of innocence, bliss and hope

>> No.16068425

>>16068364
Yetis can't resort to violence!

>> No.16068427

>>16068404
Still doesn't change the facts that I'd have low standards.

>> No.16068429

>>16068348
That's okay. I think the same joke twice is enough for now.

>> No.16068433

>>16068348
If it means anything i really doubt he's going to keep up this once per two weeks thing for a whole year.
>>16068416
The second encyclopedia will almost definitely get put up on sad panda. The question is its before or after we already have those profiles.

>> No.16068441

What would you prefer?

A fairy telling you to go save the world using crystals, or some nonsense?
A demonic fairy telling you to save the world using her powers, while totally not grooming you to be her perfect knight?
A draco-fairy who tells you how to save the world and trains you to be strong enough to do so with your own power and might?
Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever?

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16068443

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16068448

>>16068441
Are those all references?

>Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever?
You just reminded me that mimics are a thing, I'd love to be locked up in a mimic

>> No.16068451

>>16068441
A draco-fairy. But fuck saving the world, I want to get stronger so I can ask her out.

>> No.16068457

>>16068448
Only one.

>> No.16068458

I need a darkmage image.
Stat.

>> No.16068461

>>16068458
You have to work for it.

>> No.16068463

>>16068441
>Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever?

Until I get addicted to her smell?

>> No.16068470

>>16068458
Google anime witch. Grab any pic you like and you will get the same thing

>> No.16068477

>>16068461
Well I guess I will just throw my shitty partial doodle out then.

>> No.16068482

>>16068463
No, her pie.

>> No.16068484

>>16068477
That's good. Maybe you'll get tons of dark mages.

>> No.16068495

>>16068457
Is it the first one?

To answer your question I'll go with the Titania, I just want a peaceful life with a nice monster girl

>>16068458
>>16068477
http://i.imgur.com/4X7Nc2f.jpg

You should doodle Ice Queen though, she'll make the cold easier on you if you show her some love

>> No.16068496

>>16068495
Yes it is.
I could have referenced another fairy in black, but decided against it.
Also could have referenced the SoM2 fairy.

>> No.16068498

>>16068495
I remember sommeone posted translations of their habitat/diet/disposition. Is there a collection of those somewhere?

>> No.16068500

>>16068495
Seems I didn't need the profile after all.
I thought her hair was less...wild looking, plus she had some elaborate bangs or something.

>> No.16068502

>>16068498
I don't know about a collection but most of them are on the wikia

>> No.16068509

>>16068441
The mini dragon fairy sounds the most interesting and/or least evil out of all of them.

>> No.16068511 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.16068514

>>16068509
She is. She leads to the true end.

>> No.16068515

>>16068495
Oh, so that's why she made my dick hard when I saw her. She reminds me a bit of Hex Maniac.

>> No.16068518

>>16068511
>Pseudopenis
Fuck off.

>> No.16068530

>>16068511
I'd like to see more of Big Wolf.

>> No.16068538

>>16068515
>Hex Maniac
People go crazy for her, if Dark Mage gets 1/10th of her fanbase she'd become the most popular MG by far
I don't see much of a resemblance though

>> No.16068542

I need an Oneechan!

>> No.16068547

>>16068538
I think it was because of the purple and I saw a faint look of crazy in her eyes. Maybe I'm the one going crazy because of the need to pound that sweet body of hers.

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16068550

>>16068542
Do Cursed Swords make good onee-sans?

>> No.16068552

>>16068550
They don't look soft and cuddly.

>> No.16068557
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16068557

Do the jabberwock's extra heads and ribbon have their own thoughts?

what if she isnt in the snu snu mood but her tongues are?

>> No.16068560

>>16068348
That looks more accurate. I remember when it was first posted here that it was going to be a long wait for Nurahiyon but a year seemed like way longer than I remembed

>> No.16068565

>>16068557
It depends on the writer. Some people depict them like the Medusa snakes, where they show the true feelings of the Wock. Others depict them as odd serpentine things that move on their own accord and act like cats begging to be petted.

No matter what they're great at sucking dick though

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>>16068495
And here is the shitty result.

>> No.16068568

>>16068518
>He can't handle a masculine vagina

>> No.16068570

>>16068550
Bad onee-sans.

>> No.16068572

>>16068557
She had mutiple personality disorder. Each personality she has lives in the little friends she has. What are they're personalities like?

>> No.16068573

So im working on the lewd DnD story and so far i have this for the party
>minatour berserker
>mucus toad rouge
>elf druid
>succubus DM
Anyone have any better ideas?

>> No.16068577

>>16068550
That depends, do you think good onee-sans consist of psychopatch would be "murderers" who go around wrecking shit?

>> No.16068582

>>16068557
They speak with a jazzy black man voice.

>> No.16068584

>>16068566
Oh god those thighs and that see through. My dick

>> No.16068585

>>16068573
>DnD

Ha! NERD!

Although a dragon would be a nice addition to the party.

>> No.16068588

>>16068573
vampire brawler/monk

>> No.16068593

>33ºC
>Not even summer yet
>tfw no lilim to turn this place into a not so shitty demon realm

>> No.16068594

>>16068566
>side slits

Expanding

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>>16068573
>not Holstaur Rogue

You're supposed to role play as something you can't actually be Mr. Anon!

>> No.16068598

>>16068550
Red Cap >>> Cursed Swords

>> No.16068599
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>> No.16068600

>>16068425
But it isn't violence, it's simply telling her the truth.

>> No.16068601

>>16068552
>>16068570
>>16068577
You guys are out of your mind if you think for a single second that Cursed Swords wouldn't make great onee-sans
They are hyper protective and they love to receive headpats from their precious otouto

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>>16068599
Going to taste the blueberry.

>> No.16068605

>>16068597
Yeah but they're supposed to be all self inserts so lewding anon becomes even weirder

>> No.16068606

>>16068599
This world needs more lovely short-haired girls.

>> No.16068608

Alright then broheims, as requested, it's time for the smoke bum known as Nurarihyon:

http://i.imgur.com/Jb2kY2Z.jpg

>いつのまにやら男性の布団で待つ彼女達の姿に男性は疑問を覚える事ができず,誘われるがままに彼女達の待つ布団へと潜り込んでしまう事だろう。
"Before you know it, the man will be unable to question her figure waiting in his futon as if she has always been there, and he will be invited to slip into her waiting futon as if it were her own, or so it seems."

Wasn't the most difficult to translate, but for some reason I couldn't figure out a good way to word it that sounded at least slightly natural. The gist is that she's a bum that convinces you that she's always been living with you. Basically what everyone expected.

>> No.16068609

Cursed sword with a blind otouto

>> No.16068612
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16068612

>>16068604
Stupid sexy onis

>>16068606
Short hair is best hair.

>> No.16068615

>>16068566
Very cute and hot as well, I won't lie this hourglass figure and thighs are doing things to me

Are those brownies spiked with aphrodisiacs?
Why is the Ushi-Oni drooling, does she love chocolate?
By the way, tell the Wurm builder that you can't fix a wall with a band-aid

>> No.16068616

>>16068608
Oh I would be so mad if one of these invaded my house. I would fuck jer brains out.

>> No.16068617

>>16068599
Cool. More cute tomboy purple onee san.

>> No.16068623
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16068623

>>16068617
Well I've got more where that came from.

>> No.16068626

>>16068615
Yes. You can see a Manticore barb in her hands.
Yes. Brownies are to Ushi what pizza is to Wurms.
It's a block thing from Mario.

>> No.16068629

>>16068616
But she's always there!

>> No.16068632
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16068632

>>16067001
A new member in the club

>> No.16068633

>>16068629
Video surveillance says otherwise.

>> No.16068639

>>16068623
>and muscles

You've peaked my intrest.

>> No.16068643

>>16068626
And what pixie sticks are to fairies, alcohol is to to Oni, lasers to cats, etc

>> No.16068646

>>16068632
The best onee-sans.

>> No.16068648

>>16068632
God KC draws amazing hips when he actually draws monsters with human legs

>> No.16068651

>>16068629
Cameras and diaries. I would still punish her though for not only invading my house but for also being a bad wife and lazying around all day.
Goddamn Griffon and her tempt me so much, but I won't give in.

>> No.16068652

>>16068626
I wonder what's the pay for pizza delivery guys if he has to deliver one in a Wurm neighborhood

>> No.16068654

>>16068632
Onee-sans make the best dungeon bosses!

>> No.16068663

>>16068632
Doesn't really feel worthy of the club till we see her profile translated.

>> No.16068664

>>16068608
>insanely hot girl shows up in house
>what do you mean I've always been here right?
I wouldn't question it either.

>> No.16068665

>>16068654
>defeat a spiteful tsun dungeon boss
>she becomes super affectionate and insists you call her onee San
>aquire new companion in your travels

>> No.16068668

>>16068632
The club of girls with hourglass figure and onee-san potential.

>> No.16068673

>>16068652
30 an hour.

>> No.16068678

>>16068632
She really looks more like a mom to me. She is a MILF that creates her daughters from snow, so we can finally have a pure monster moma.

>> No.16068679

>>16068616
careful. From the sounds of it they might be lilim tier in power.
Even though after some digging that seems to mostly come from a very old misinterpretation

>> No.16068680

>>16068665
Now I have a huge Dragon Girl coddling me. People are going to stare when we walk into town together.

>> No.16068686

>>16068680
The best bit is she's tall, even for a dragon, sporting a large amount of muscles, and has tits that rival the average holst.

All of that would be doting on you.

Add and subtract the amount of scars you want as you wish.

>> No.16068688

>>16068626
Oh so that's what the spike was, I almost thought it was one of those magic daggers and that she was a bit yan

>Brownies are to Ushi what pizza is to Wurms.
I'm going to walk naked with a hot tray of freshly baked brownies in the most Ushi-Oni infested ghetto

>>16068632
Titania and Demon make a perfect duo, adding someone would break it

Also >>16068678 this Anon is right, Ice Queen are above onee-sans, they are MILF tier

>> No.16068689

>>16068678
It's an species, not an individual.

>> No.16068690

>>16068573
>have to come up with four separate names
kill me

>> No.16068692

>>16068679
Most likely not. 9 tailed foxes are still the tippity top of youkai powerhouses.

>> No.16068693
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>>16068686
I just hope she doesn't hurt anyone, Dragons can have a temper.

>> No.16068696

>>16068688
Hope you like drive-by rape.
And have a spare pelvis and hand, because you'll both.

>> No.16068697

>>16068573
Needs an Anon, I guess he can be the bookish wizard who the Minotaur Berserker hits on.

And also gets him to teach her how to read, because she's not too bright.

>> No.16068701
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>>16068612
>Meet with an Oni at a local bar
>The keep cowering behind the wooden bar itself when he recognizes you
>A man some say is blood-related to Bacchus, or is more Oni than Man
"Alright then, first one to get drunk has to be the small spoon!"
>The Oni's leering at you when she starts drinking her Shochu, offering you several glasses to get you started. Says it's a "Child's drink" at 90 proof.
>You both go through ten glasses of it, starting with some bourbon whiskey, she's slightly buzzed while you just smile at her, your red hair and beard glowing in the firelight of the lamps
>People start to gather around to watch both of you trying to drink each other under the table, you're feeling tipsy at this point as well, and the Oni's poking fun at you
>She starts to take shots out of her bosom, or giving you nip-lips, and when you're both absolutely shitfaced, a Satyros steps forth and offers you both a bottle of a deep, red wine
"If it may please My Lord, a drink to the glory of Lady Bacchus?"
>Oni slurs out a question as to what it is, the Satyros just smiles
"My Lady, it is the gift of our Holy Mother's teat, a taste My Lord will find most... familiar."
>You wearily drink the offered wine, Oni following suit, she starts grinning as she finishes, stripping off her chest and showing her breasts to all
"Yerrr not shooo..."
>Keels over, slumping onto the bar like a log in her drunken sleep. You're mighty drunk as well, but the nostalgic taste of the burgundy wine gives you renewed vigor as you and the Satyros bring her upstairs to the room you'd rented
>For an Oni, she's fucking heavy, and it takes a herculean effort to move her. Thanking the Satyros, you turn to stand guard over your opponent before she just smiles to you again, bowing her respects
"A word of caution, My Lord. Perhaps lay off the revelry in such high quantities? I'm certain there are some who'd not approve~"
>Oni wakes up a few hours later, blinking her eyes at you, noticing she's in her birthday suit, with you in a tiger stripped speedo
"Did we... ? Did you... ?"
>Fight down the urge to mess with her and tell her you did the nasty like a pair of drunken revelers. But you just tell her you didn't want to take advantage of a young woman while she's at her most vulnerable.
>Her response surprises you, puffing out her cheeks in a pout and rolling over in the bed to cover herself, facing away from you.
"Coward."

>> No.16068704

>>16068689
So? It's a MILF species, so you can even have loli moms.

>> No.16068705

>>16068693
She starts off by glaring, pulling you in tight to one of other, and locking her wings around the two of you when confronted, telling the other 'interloper' to back off.

>> No.16068706

You are now imagining the possibility that you've been to the monstergirl world, but had to come back here without your memories to preserve the balance of dimensions.
You might have met your Waifu but had to tearfully part ways knowing that you'd never be able to remember her last "I love you."
Time to suffer with me.

>> No.16068710

Would monster girls be against taking a boy's virginity through sleep rape? Like obviously they wouldn't have any issue with sucking them dry each night in order to prevent them from forming feelings of lust towards any other girls, but doing something more intimate would be a watered down and wasted experience.

>> No.16068713

>>16068693
C'mon Anon, you are carrying a Dragon around. you need to learn how to calm her down if you plan on taking her on dates.

Trust me, I have a ph.D in Dragons.

>> No.16068714

>>16068701
How would she react if I told her that I want her to remember our first time clearly?

>> No.16068716

>>16068706
why would you do this

>> No.16068723

>>16068716
I thought about it, got sad, and then decided that everyone had to suffer with me.

>> No.16068724

>>16068716
Because it's fun.

>> No.16068725

>>16068704
>It's a MILF species
That's retarded.

>> No.16068727

>>16068713
D-Date? We're just staying at an inn for the night and getting supplies!

>> No.16068728
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>>16068706
>Suffer

WAIFUS ARE REAL CONFIRMED

2017 CONFIRMED

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This thread needs something and I'm here to fix it.

>> No.16068734

>>16068704
They're mature types, not necessarily MILFs.

>> No.16068736

>>16068706
This is an interesting idea when it comes up from time to time.

But it's not entirely about suffering. Comfort comes from the idea that even if you can't remember it, you physically went there and formed a tangible bond with the world.

>> No.16068737

>>16068710
Their mission is to always keep your balls dry so maybe.

>> No.16068738

>>16067081
I want to molest their feet while they play video games.

>> No.16068740

>>16068734
Yeah, they're basically just Glacies that have grown up.

>> No.16068742

>>16068706
I never have to worry about this, since I know that even if reality itself were ending, I would still never leave waifu behind.

>> No.16068744

>>16068706
>implying I came back against my will
I'm too good for monster girls, baby.

>> No.16068745

>>16068714
Extremely flustered. Enough to tell you you only have that gall with a Saytros standing nearby to blurt out such Un-Oni nonsense

>> No.16068747 [DELETED] 

>>16068731
>ruining a titania's purity

DELETE

>> No.16068748

>>16068706
I had a dream like that once. I would be able to cross dimensions and be with my waifu if I did some challenges, but it ended up with me burning half of my body and my waifu hugging me saying that it was enough.
I woke up really weird that day and thinking about it still makes me feel uncomfortable. I was willing to almost kill myself just for a chance to be with her, but she didn't want to see me suffering. It was when I realized that my waifu indeed loved me and I wanted to see her like crazy.

>> No.16068750

>>16068696
>Hope you like drive-by rape.
Love it, especially when they don't take responsibility afterwards

>And have a spare pelvis and hand
I'm covered by a 100% trustworthy Tanuki insurance company

>>16068734
You could say sophisticated rather than mature, just like Wights

>> No.16068754

>>16068747
How does it feel Anon? To know that the girl you thought was nice and pure is secretly as lewd as the rest?

>> No.16068758

>>16068748
What an intense dream.

Do you/did you make an effort to dream about the waifu and monstergirls?
Or do you just think about her a lot during the day? Or was it even just a random dream from out of nowhere?

>> No.16068763

>>16068727
Oh damn, skipping the date and going straight to sleeping with her, huh? You're pretty fast there, Anon. I hope she can keep up.

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>>16068747

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>>16068763
S-Separate beds! It's not like that! I'm not a slut for Dragons! I'm not!

>> No.16068772

>>16068754
STOP

>> No.16068777

>>16068758
Well, I spend a lot of my idle time daydreaming about monster girls, so that probably helped. I can also force some dreams, but this one was unintentional.
It was pretty fun though. Besides the end. That was sad as fuck.

>> No.16068778

>>16068771
>fat dragon ass

Wow. That's abit much for me to handle.

>> No.16068779

>>16068768
Not really the place for meme Twitter screencap junk.

>> No.16068782

>>16068754
Oh please, she's only lewd for her husband. She just likes seeing the faces he makes and hearing his moans as he empties himself inside her

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>>16068771
>Not being a massive slut for Dragons
>He doesn't want to get jelly legged from a french from Sindragosa-sama
>Or lick a Blue Dragon's horn like a battery
>Or get high with a Jabberwock
>Or tempt the tsundere wrath of Red Dragon-chan
>Or bully the White and Black Dragons
>He wouldn't throw off his robe like he's fucking Rubicante to show all Dragons to see that he's painted his entire front half gold
JUST FUCKING SLEEP WITH HER, FAGGOT.

>> No.16068789

>anon walks into a bar
>its jabberwock night

the legend says he was never seen again

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>>16068639

>> No.16068791 [DELETED] 

>>16068731
You take that back right now

First of all, Hakutakus are not hoes
They are gentle teachers who only have consensual sex with the goal of procreation

Secondly, Mindflayers are a misunderstood community and calling them name is both ignorant and racist

Finally, Titanias are so pure that if you tell them that sex is just a game they'll believe you, they are good girls corrupted by rotten people like you

Now delete this

>> No.16068795

>>16068706
2017 can't come soon enough.

>> No.16068796

>>16068771
Looks like you're the tsundere one. Makes me wonder who is going to be slipping into the other one's bed and get off by rubbing their bodies together.

Surely you wouldn't be the one, right Anon? I bet you're going to feel all of her body.

>> No.16068799

>>16068791
Everyone knows Hakutakus like playing matchmaker in their classes and setting up young anons fresh in puberty with their sexy monster classmates and watching love bloom.

>> No.16068800

>>16068778
Please.
I could handle a dragon whose ass is twice that size.

>>16068785
I see its been a while since Sindragosa-san has slept with a man.
She's wasting away as we speak

>> No.16068811 [DELETED] 

>>16068731
>filename
DELET

>> No.16068816

>>16068777
I can imagine. I've thought a bit about how far I'd be willing to go for that ability and opportunity.
Problem is, there's lots of metrics by which to measure sacrifice. Wherever it's pain, sacrifice of morals, or your physical body, your senses, family, and so on. That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to measures you can use.

Challenges are a little more specific though, which helps. Do you remember what the challenges were at all?

>> No.16068822

>>16068738
Monsters would probably enjoy causal lewdness while they go about their day.

>> No.16068823

>>16068799
Someone should write a story about this.

>> No.16068829

>>16068785
>no dragonfu for handholding and cumflate by taking advantage of their pride and hoard tendencies

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>>16068791
>>16068799

>> No.16068835

>>16068829
>Dragonfu doesn't want to be cumflated because it's too shameful
>Anon talks about how horrible it would be if he broke his wrist while masturbating because his wife wouldn't let him cumflate her
>She panics and tells him that he can do anything he wants to as long as he keeps her most precious treasure safe

>> No.16068842

>>16068816
I have it written somewhere, but it would be a kind of hard to find it.

Anyway, it was more like a battle between couples where we had to play a bunch of games against each other to see who gets to be together with their waifu. I remember fighting, cooking, obstacle courses, quizzes and shit like that.
I remember that the last game was between a dude and his Hellhound against me and my Dragon where we had to fire and arrow embed by our waifu's fire to lita candle that was far away.
Needless to say that everyone lost their shit when I tricked my waifu into burning half of my body so I could wave at the candle, somehow lighting it up.

>> No.16068853

>>16067558
Fuck off.

>> No.16068856

I cought my Yuki Onna maid grinding on my waffle iron while it was on.
How do I punish her? I can't look at waffles the same ever again.

>> No.16068866

>>16068853
Why are you saying that to a six hour old greentext?
Besides the last line, it's not terrible.

>> No.16068868

>>16068866
(You)s obviously.

>> No.16068869 [DELETED] 

>>16068799
They just want their students to learn about love, nothing wrong with this

>>16068833
>filename
Did you know that when Hakutakus are angry their third eye becomes red?
My eyes are red as well right now
DELETE

>> No.16068877

>>16068835
Do not exploit the dragon waifu's weaknesses.

I was thinking about earlier how easy it would be for spider girls to force mine into doing one or two favors for her. "Hey [Anon's waifu], if you do this thing for me, I will knit an Anon plushie for you."

Stay strong, wife.

>> No.16068881

>>16068842
That would actually be a show if monstergirls came into being.

>> No.16068888

>>16068877
>"I won't burn down a town just so you can trap all the men who run away."
>"Dragon-chan please, I'll knit you a plushy of your husband."
>Dragon-chan is shaking with hesitation
>"N-No!"
>"Come on, I'll even knit him a prince outfit"
>Dragon-chan assumes her original form and flies towards the town

>> No.16068892

>>16067355
Hellhound
Dura, Russian for fool
She thinks I'm silly for liking her

>> No.16068895

>>16068888
I wonder if she cuddles it every night.

>> No.16068900

>>16068895
She wouldn't, she has to keep it in pristine condition for her hoard
It'd sit on top of her gold coin pile

>> No.16068904

>>16068866
Just got home and realized Ovaries hasn't died yet.

>> No.16068912

>>16068842
Anons and waifus competing against other Anons with their waifus for a chance to actually be together. Only one couple will succeed, and the rest will be forced back to their own worlds, never to see each other again.
Those are some high stakes.

Sounds like a pretty amusing trick with the fire, though. Doesn't make much sense in writing, but I'm sure it was JoJo levels of stupid-smart and cool in the dream.

>> No.16068914

>>16068856
An eye for an eye
Cum all over one of her utensils.

>> No.16068919

>>16068914
And watch them freeze? I don't want to see a frozen jizz spear made from my cum and a whisk.


Can it kill a Succubus though?

>> No.16068924

>>16068877
But I want to!
How else could an anon convince a dragon that she she wants to be cumflated?

>> No.16068927

>>16068789
I'm marching in there and shouting that I need an Older Sister.

>> No.16068928

>>16068823
>Hakutaku takes up teacher job, eventually starts getting the idea of playing matchmaker
>First try succeeds so well that not trying again sounds insane
>Keeps matchmaking, eventually has over half the class already in mind with potential partners, risks of love triangles, incompatibilities, etc
>Class rumors say that one of her books is actually her notes on the matter, thick like encyclopedia britannica
>Before the year ends, she managed to get everyone in class with a partner
>Except one
>Years pass, classes pass, people come and go, all with new partners, except for that one
>She could swear that the first two candidates were perfect for him, and so were the subsequent ten, but nothing works
>Swears to find him a partner before he graduates, but as years pass, she starts losing hope
>Eventually she takes it as a challenge, that one challenge everyone comes through in life
>But as candidates come and go, none succeeding, and the last day of school arrives, she gives up
>Walking around after classes end, she finds him in the hallway, and goes to him to ask what happened, why nothing worked
>Instead of answers, the only thing she gets is a love confession from him

>> No.16068929

>>16068912
It was basically me throwing a fireball at it. Wasn't that cool heh but it got the job done.

I wish I could see her again.

>> No.16068931

>>16068924
Wine?
Say you want a kid and to ensure fertilization?
Say you'll buy her favorite Lava Herb spice pepperoni pizza from Piestrong's?

>> No.16068932

Jabberwock seems like the perfect girl to take to Las Vegas.

>> No.16068933

>>16068924
tell her that the more she takes the bigger her hoard will be

>> No.16068936

>>16068924
>"I heard that there has never been a Dragon that can resist the power of cumflation."
>"I-I bet I can take it!"

And this Anon, is how you dragon the dragon. Just poke around them a little bit and there you have it.

>> No.16068940

>>16068932
Post the Jabber magician pic. We need more magician girls. And I want to be their sexy assistant!

>> No.16068944

>>16068931
True, those would work, especially the kid one.

>>16068933
Anon, I just want to cumflate her, not cause her to pop herself.

>>16068936
>Turns out dragons tend to have a fetish for cumflation
>Dragonfu is on her chest, ass in the air as you pump yet another load in her.
>She already looks pregnant but doesn't want to stop.
She's growled that last couple times you tried to pull out.

>> No.16068948

What's that one monster girl opinion you regret when looking back at?

For me, when Hakutaku was first released I thought she was a shitty megane and a poor man's holst but she really grew on me after the translation and she's since became one of my favourites.

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>>16068940
You can be their regular assistant anon.

>> No.16068955

>>16068948
Angels singing songs that hurt monsters.

>> No.16068958

>>16068950
B-But I'm sexy!

>> No.16068959

>>16068948
Anything involving overly dom monsters in general like Hellhound or Manticore. Used to hate them with a passion because of their belittling nature.

Then came that pic of....either a Hellhound or, more likely, a Cheshire that starts to panic over her husband's depression

>> No.16068965

>>16068955
That sounds pretty interesting.

>> No.16068969

>>16068924
Is she your wife? Say you want to. She'd probably be happy to indulge you.

>> No.16068975

>>16068950
I-Im sexy to her! I'm small and little brother like! And I'd do anything for her!

>> No.16068977

>>16068969
I was thinking of using it for something in my stories, but it's just overly stupid to me.

>> No.16068989

>>16068932
>Anon and jabberwock go to las vegas
>make a bet,whoever ends up with more money by the end of the day gets to do anything with the loser
>anon does OK
>jabber wife comes with bags of money
>jabberfu shows a big lusty grin and she says "this money will cover your pole repairing operation husband"

>>16068944
>Dragon loses her patience in how slow you are filling her
>pours manticore venom on your benis and makes you eat a raging mushroom

lets see how fast she pulls out now,hoping she regrets it

>> No.16069009

>>16068989
How did she make all that money?

>> No.16069010

>>16068959
>panic over her husband's depression

Haven't seen that one, any idea where I could find it?

>> No.16069011

>>16069009
Selling sex tapes.

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>>16068959
>>16069010

>> No.16069020

>>16069017
Is the the kryptonite to smug MGs?

>> No.16069024

>>16069017
Thanks m8

>> No.16069025

>>16069020
So I'd be the ultimate bane of smug mgs?

>> No.16069034

>>16069009
Kidnapping and selling shotas

>> No.16069038

>>16069020
The ultimate bane of smug MGs is arranging with the neighborhood to one day pretend you never existed, replace all photos, spend the day out, and then return to a panicking MG who'll break your ribs with how tightly she'll hug you

>> No.16069047

>>16069017
This image sums up the kind of relationship I want with an MG.

>> No.16069050

>>16069038
>a day where you never existed
So a normal day on /hbg/?

>> No.16069055

>>16069050
Yes

Fun, isn't it?

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>>16069047
Where it's an entirely one way relationship and she's only with you so you don't kill yourself?

>> No.16069058

>>16069011
That sounds impure

>> No.16069067

>>16068573
http://pastebin.com/kBWng07r
Alright intros done. Didn't get as much done as I would like but hey its the weekend, hopefully i can get the next chunk put out before too long.
Next part will be introducing lewd twist and characters, parts after that will be the actual game. This is gonna be my first time doing something that isnt just a one shot.
Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin? Its fine if i do or dont get added i just dont know if the person running that is still around.

>> No.16069066

>>16069058
It isn't.
Selling tapes of me ramming her from behind, creampie-ing her, having her to the double peace sign as I give her ass a Boston cream filling, or holding hands is far from it.

>> No.16069068

>>16069057

How the hell do they fit their cat feet into those high heels?

>> No.16069069

>>16069068
Feet binding.

>> No.16069070

>>16069066
But it sure sounds like it.

>> No.16069072

>>16069068
The opening of the shoe actually leads into some kind of pocket dimension.

>> No.16069073

>>16069017
That's how a leanen sidhe sees me

>> No.16069074

>>16069057
No one where she lovingly dominates me and calls me useless but cares for me deep down.

>> No.16069076

>>16069067
>Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin?
Easiest way would probably be to go poke ELH on one of the ircs/discords he lurks in.

>> No.16069079

>>16069076
Or just post Tenshi until he appears.

>> No.16069082

>>16069038
On top of that, if/when she sees you, you've got to act like you've never met her before.

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>>16069074
That's what I want with a hellhound, though more physical domination, less calling me uesless.

>> No.16069089

>>16069083
I'd prefer the best of both.

>> No.16069102

>>16069017
Most of the time anons would be happy with their waifus. But I guess they'd question that sometimes

>> No.16069106

>>16069083
Well I want a Cheshire, so I guess that's our different tastes.

Wouldn't mind a little physical stuff though.

>> No.16069112

>>16069102
A lot of Anons would go "Why do you even love me? I'm not worth anything."

Just say that there is a monster girl wishing he was there and you'll see the magic happening.

>> No.16069128

>>16069112
>Strict lilim waifuism counselor will never tell these anons to get fucking good and DoItForHer.jpg
>Strict Not!Paladin husbandoism counselor will never tell the MG equivalents to get fucking good and DoItForHim.jpg

>> No.16069137

>>16069112
Think about how that must make their waifu feel. Knowing that her love still isn't enough for anon.

>> No.16069142

>>16069128
>Monster girls have "Do it for him" posters in their offices whenever days get tough.

>> No.16069144

>>16069137
Not enough, but too much. That's why they don't believe it.

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>>16069076
Easiest way to draw ELH out is to draw a magic circle with a pentagram in the center, using black latex boots and a horsewhip as reagents. Then, lift up one of your legs up and hop up and down going "Ufufu Ilassa Ara ara ara" three times to a dark bathroom mirror.

If you're lucky, he'll manifest.

>> No.16069146

>>16069137
Yeah, it makes me wonder if it spreads too. Like Anon does that and his waifu goes "Maybe I'm not the right person for him" and "I can't make him happy"

>> No.16069154

>you will never violently fuck a glacies' throat until she melts

>> No.16069170

>>16069154
Glacies literally melt
You start panicking until she reforms as an undine version of herself.
"Don't worry anon! I'll freeze back up in a little bit."

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I want to see a monster girl try to squeeze through a doggy door to get inside.

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>>16069145
Shit they figured it out

>> No.16069183

>>16069145
That's just stupid there's no way that would work.
>>16069178
On second thoughts I may need to make a note of this.

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>>16069178
Moffs are cute!

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Come on dude, lets do this beach episode before sundown!

>> No.16069196

>>16068924
Would the same tricks work on a vampire? how do i convince my vampfu, she just needs blood, and having dhampirs would backfire on her later

>> No.16069204

>>16069145
Trully the greatest of summoners.

>> No.16069206

>>16069177
>In local news, multiple Kobolds have been found >stuck in doggy doors after smelling their >husbands' cooking.

>> No.16069208

>>16069196
Don't worry about dhampirs, you need to have like weeks of sex with them in order for them to give birth being undead and all. Just get her to try it once and they generally find cum better than blood. Since shes a vampire make sure to butter her up about how much her divine and elegant body is driving you crazy and you don't know if you can hold back

>> No.16069212

>>16069196
Easy.
You tell her that it'll be more efficient for her than drinking blood AND that walking around with a cumfilled stomach is all the craze now-a-days in the upper circles of society.

it's a sign of wealth that she can simply suck/fuck her husband till she looks like she could pop.

You could probably trick her into 'plugging up' afterwards so she goes around the city with a gut like that.

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>>16069191
>you will never unknowingly drink a clingy foxes milk

>> No.16069228
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Reminder that vampires are cold, heartless creeps who want to nothing but sink their pearly white fangs into your throat and gulp down down your warm, salty lifeblood! They'll pin you down and cover your mouth when they do it too! You'll be completely helpless! You won't be able to scream or even squirm away! Stay away from them

>> No.16069230

>>16069228
Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to stay away from them.

>> No.16069231

>>16069228
I don't want my blood stolen. Thanks for the advice.

>> No.16069236

>>16068791
They only want you to think they're gentle! In reality they're going to tell all of your fetishes and weak points to those monsters who have a crush one you! Be careful around teacher cows!

>> No.16069237

>>16069204
ELH and Bollocks are the only people I know how the summon, since the latter is summonable by something something something Wights.

>> No.16069239

>>16069228
that vamp looks comfy as fuck

would snuggle with while we drink cocoa

>> No.16069244

>>16069208
>you need to have like weeks of sex with them in order for them to give birth being undead and all
More than that

>> No.16069245

>>16069228
I like bloodplay.

>> No.16069246

>>16069222
I wanna help give that fox a bigger bust!

>> No.16069249

>>16069230
>>16069231
>>16069239
You aren't taking this seriously! After they're done, they'll spirit you away to their creepy, undead infested mansion! And they'll make you sit down at formal dinners with their other undead friends like wights and phantoms! Can you really handle a Wight covertly molesting you? Or a Phantom's elegant chuuniness?

>> No.16069251

>>16069228
>They'll pin you down and cover your mouth when they do it too! You'll be completely helpless! You won't be able to scream or even squirm away! Stay away from them
Only if they're very tall.

>> No.16069255

>>16069249
So you suggest we hunt vampires?

>> No.16069256

>>16069255
Yes, but be careful anon. If you're defeated she'll be pinning you down and sucking on something, and it won't be your blood

>> No.16069257

>>16069251
dont vampires have super strenght? i am watching too much anime dammit

>> No.16069260

A recurring theme I see in the encyclopaedia is "Men they like". Whether it is referring to rape or marriage. A lot of the time it says this e.g dragons & Anubis. Is this a hint to a preference? Are dragon fags and Anubis fags doomed?

>> No.16069261

>>16069257
Of course they're super stronk, which makes them more appealing.

>> No.16069264

>>16069260
I think 'find a man they like' means find a man they fall in love with.

>> No.16069268

>>16069256
No! My purity!

>> No.16069276

>>16069249
Damn, that really sounds dangerous. How do I keep myself safe at night? Should I warn everyone about the dangers of vapires?

I have a flashlight, mybe I can pretend it's the sun.

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>>16069276
Keep a cross and holy water on hand. But make sure your attacker doesn't take it from you and lick it! And don't aim for the chest area or lower body when splashing her with holy water!

>> No.16069293

Do vampires have night time urges? Like her instincts kick in and she starts to bite your neck? If that was me I'd probably freak out and unintentionally hit her in the face.

>> No.16069299

>>16069260
Monsters are a supernaturally good judge of character. They can basically tell if a man would like them or not, and one that would is usually preferred. Even if they had preferences, they are canonically not very picky, and will settle with anyone that cares.

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>>16069208
Noted the dhampir part

>>16069212
This could probably work, many thanks sir

have a nerdpire

>> No.16069308

>>16069287
No need to worry, Anon. I'll take a bath in holy water and keep a cross in my underwear's pocket!

>> No.16069310

>>16069302
Nerdpire is for milking!

>> No.16069325

>>16069249
>You'll never attend a ball where all the high class undead gather

Then again, I cannot into waltzes and those fancy dances

>> No.16069330

>>16067468
Take her to Disney World and spend a romantic night watching the fireworks at Magic Kingdom.

>> No.16069336

>>16069330
That's pretty childish, isn't it?

>> No.16069343

>>16069302
>>16069310
While she might look soft, inviting, and un-intimidating, nerdpires are just as vicious and aggressive as their normal counterparts! Don't let their meek personalities fool you!

>>16069308
Godspeed anon!

>>16069293
Yes, around midnight, their cravings for fresh, human blood flare up along with their libidos. Be careful during that time!

>> No.16069349

>>16069336
Lots of girls like the idea of being taken to didney

>> No.16069354

>>16069336
It's probably a Bapho.

>> No.16069356

>>16069343
But is a nerdpire going to turn down the glass of hathormilk mixed with my semen that's offered to her?
is she going to turn down snuggling under the covers while we watch a movie?

>> No.16069359

>>16069343
Has a man ever been drained dry? Has a vampire accidentally killed her husband before?

>> No.16069375

>>16069359
Yep. Death by snu-snu is popular among some undeads.

>> No.16069380

>>16069359
DE prevents it

>> No.16069381

>>16069356
You poor damned, fool anon.

>> No.16069383

>>16069336
>Go there are treat her like a princess

I see nothing wrong here

>> No.16069386

Reminder that vampires and he undead are cold so they suck at cuddles.

>> No.16069393

>>16069381
WHy? Sounds good to me

>> No.16069395

>>16069383
Muh basketball american brother

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>>16069386
Mamono mojo might help warm 'em up a tad.

>> No.16069409

>>16069401
No. They're dangerous and disgusting girls. They don't deserve hugs. Their hugs are dead cold anyway.

>> No.16069421
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16069421

I'm not paying my Tanuki landlord another cent!

What's that bushy-tailed old hag gonna do about it?!

>> No.16069425

>>16069386
Fluffy hugs for winter. Cold, refreshing Undead hugs for summer.

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>>16069409
maybe your hugs are dead and cold anon?

>> No.16069429

>>16069191
>>16069222
>tfw you know jack shit about touhou but think Ran is cute

>> No.16069430

>>16069421
Blackmail you with that video she's got of you jerking off.

>> No.16069433

>>16069421
I want to pick that Tanuki up and carry her around.

>> No.16069434

>>16069427
Adult Flan a cute.

>>16069421
W-what's she want me to do to her for all that money?

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Open for a gift inside

>> No.16069436

>>16069430
How did she even get that video? Did she give $10 and a camera to a Mouse Girl and tell her to sneak into Anon's bathroom through a ventilation shaft?

>> No.16069439

>>16067004
So what I'm getting from this is that she's a cold bitch who doesn't flinch at the sight of frozen bodies killed by her frost, simultaneously she gets pouty and lonely when she sees monstergirls and men getting it on in her domain. also something about stealing spirit energy.

She's such a cold bitch that all the monstergirls and men who live in her domain experience her freezing nature in the form of loneliness and the closer they are to her the more lonely they feel, making it almost impossible to do anything other than cuddle your husband/rape doll for warmth.

On the other hand, her blizzards of loneliness make it so that any man who tries to reach her is almost always assaulted by a strong monstergirl before reaching her, and so she has almost no opportunities to get laid.

If by any chance a man reaches her inner sanctum, the cold they experience causes them such loneliness they can do nothing but crawl to her for warmth, which she allows them to without reciprocating. However, the moment their lips touch they undergo a radical change. The moment they taste the spirit energy it dyes their soul and they fall in wuv.

Then they'll freeze up again, but be unable to forget their husband's warmth and seek him out, open their heart to only him, seek his warmth, touch his skin, and be unable to bear even a second without the warmth of their husband's touch. They'll be eternally wrapped up in one another

>> No.16069441

>>16069435
Oh boy I hope it's an xbox!

>> No.16069445

>>16069435
So your present was almost ruining my no fap? Thanks.

>> No.16069446

>>16069435
MUH DICK

>> No.16069449

>>16069435
This is how I interpret a Kikimoras legs from now on. Nice work Barb.

>> No.16069452

>>16069435
Kikimora's always rock the short hair.

>> No.16069454

>>16069435
yes sure ok

>> No.16069458

An Anubis would see me as unworthy of her attention or care. But that's good I guess. She can whip me into shape. Then she'll finally love me. This is how you get your waifu anons

>> No.16069459

>>16069435
This isn't bloodborne, no thanks.

>> No.16069462

>>16069459
You sound like you need a Phantom.

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>>16069458
I want to ask the CC office lady anubutt out on a date!

>> No.16069469

>>16069435
When is the maid gonna get outta here and give me my gift?

>> No.16069471

I want to see a group of formally rich haughty monster girls live together a la What we Do in the Shadows.

>> No.16069473

>>16069436
Well, to be fair, the mouse lives in there for dirt cheap rent.

>> No.16069474

>>16069439
Wait wait wait
They are literally virgin wizards.
As in they have super powerful magic at the cost of being alone for ever.
Holy shit its genius.

>> No.16069476

>>16069463
That Cheshire from marketing is asking for a spanking!

>> No.16069477

>>16069476
I'd rather impregnate her and the rest of accounting.

>> No.16069479

>>16069137
>Anon and his waifu get in a fight.
>Loud voices and hurt feelings abound.
>Ends with anon shouting at her that he just doesn't feel like she deserves to settle for him when she could have someone much better.
>Anon's waifu stares at him for a few seconds before pinning him down and ripping off his pants while kissing him furiously and telling him that he's the only one she wants.
>All of Anon's protests are drowned in her love and affection as she thrusts her hips up and down and chants "I love you" the whole time.
>Despite himself, Anon starts heartpupiling as she keeps kissing him on the neck and all over his face.

>> No.16069483
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>>16069476
Maybe once you and Anubis start dating, Cheshire gets a little jealous, maybe Anubis asks you one night if you want to have a threesome with her friend from work.

>> No.16069484

>>16069434
Pull down your pants anon.
Then get on your knees and pull down her panties with your teeth. She wants to enjoy raping your face before she gets to steal your purity.

>> No.16069487

>>16069484
Ok.
Just hope she doesn't mind me pushing her down so that I can eat her out while she leglocks my head.

>> No.16069489

>>16069479
But how do I still know I am worth it to her. When realistically she has a lot more options. Like somebody who is smarter. Or let's say stronger. Or is taller. Or is more compassionate. Or better at sex. I don't have a reason yet to know why she loves me.

>> No.16069493

>>16069483
>Your dick will never be pressed between the Anubis' delicious brown firm ass and the Cheshire's plush soft ass.
>You'll never cum all over those butts over and over again because they're not ready to get pregnant just yet.
>You'll never have roleplay sex where you're just a poor innocent worker whose boss calls him up to her office to negotiate a raise and then rapes him with her secretary.
>They'll never high five while reverse-spitroasting you and then cuddle you after you satisfy them.
Fucking damn it.

>> No.16069496

>>16069483
She went from 0 to maximum over smug in only a few frames.

>> No.16069498

>>16069489
And this is how you make your waifu depressed.

>> No.16069509

>>16069487
No anon, you do what you were paid to do. And that's to let her do what she wants with your body.
Though that only applies to the first time you cum inside her. Anything after that is a freebie for her and so is fair game.

>>16069489
Don't make her bust out the Couple's fruit anon.
You'll see how much she loves you when she makes you eat one part while she eats the other.

>> No.16069533

>>16069509
So after she takes it I can tie her up and cumflate her?

>> No.16069535

>>16068027
>Sabbath world guide
Wait is this for real or are you just making stuff up?
I don't like Loli but chances are it's more about the lewd creations of the Sabbath then just Loli sex

>> No.16069552

>>16069535
>And here is an amalgamation of five different monster girls
>It's in unbearable arousal forever
Stuff like that?

>> No.16069553 [SPOILER] 
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16069553

The dragon crew, be coming for you!

Rape's back on the menu girls!

>> No.16069557

>>16069553
Can't we just have a comfy cuddle session?

>> No.16069566

>>16069533
It's more along the lines of flipping her on her back and mating pressing her while she's too weak to resist.

>> No.16069567

>>16069552
Stuff like magic potions and items. I don't think they do flesh crafting stuff thatd be weird

>> No.16069569

>>16069553
Did Zell actually add those girls to the game or are they just sprite art?

>> No.16069571

>>16068219
>20. Nurarihyon ------- JAN 3 2018
A straight up year? One of you faggots bought the book didn't you? Just scan the pages already.

>> No.16069572

>>16069567
Well, potions and items does seem more up KCs tree.

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>>16069557
>>16069569
RAPE
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>> No.16069576

>>16069566
One doesn't stop the other.

>> No.16069579

>>16069067
>Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin?
Just keep posting in the thread. ELH is pretty good with catching pastes and adding any one new

>> No.16069580

>>16069493
>You will never sneak back into work with your Anubutt and Cheshire fuck buddys
>You will never sneak into the boss's office and fuck on her desk

>> No.16069586

>>16069574
Okay so I just checked his site.
Sad there's no new version, but those dragon maids and that Weresheep have me excited.
The chubby Ogre is still the best girl though.

>> No.16069587

>>16069580
>Shortstack Tanuki boss walks in on the three of you.
>You only notice her when her moans from masturbating at the sight get too loud.
>One thing leads to another and now you've got three fuckbuddies/girlfriends.

>> No.16069596

>>16069586
I need a pic of this ogre.

>> No.16069607

>>16069572
Yeah all the mentions of the sabbath in other parts of the world guides talk about how they make weird sex stuff. Theres the spell of pedomorphasis and doppelganger potion and all sorts of other things.

>> No.16069612

>TFW haven't written in well over a year at this point
>TFW don't even know if I want to
>TFW artfairies are dyiing in droves near me

>> No.16069618

>>16069612
Bummer.

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>>16069618
It really is a bummer, man.

>> No.16069629

>>16069607
I bet they have potions that make lolis pear shaped. At least they fucking better.

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>>16069612
Sounds like you need a best selling book to encourage you back into writing.

>> No.16069646

How would a man gain immunity to the effects food can cause in MGE?

>> No.16069656

>>16069553
I'll be coming for them alright.

>> No.16069660

>>16069596
I don't know if it's actually an "ogre" but it's one of the monsters you find in the swamp area and it's this purple horned monster.
It's belly could best be described as "fat", but given it's rape could be boiled down to the words "ravenous blowjob" I don't think that's fat.

>> No.16069666

>>16069660
Show me a link.

>> No.16069670

>>16069646
>Immunity to the affects of MAMOMO MANA
You can't. Just learn what they look like and how to avoid them I guess. Besides there are only a few really bad ones.

>> No.16069674

>>16069646
Have a dhampir waifu.

>> No.16069676

>>16069646
Eat them in small doses to build up an immunity.

>> No.16069680

>>16069666
Pretty sure there's a thread on /h/ with a download link. Just search the catalog for "zell999".
They've also got the guide for getting girls in the gallery. Capturing some girls even gives you new abilities, some of which are required to catch other girls.
Fair bit of warning. There are two vore girls, but they're progress blockers, so they're meant to be avoided.

>> No.16069681

What kind of items would MG shops sell? depending on what monster runs the shop of course

>> No.16069688

>>16069681
Lich shop that sells potions.

>> No.16069690

>>16069435
I love you Barb, maximum homo.

>> No.16069691

>>16069676
I dont think thats how demonic energy works and thats probably a very bad idea
>try building up immunity to sticky mushrooms by eating some regularly
>end up cumming like a fountain

>> No.16069700

>>16069680
I may have to look into it.

>> No.16069704

>>16069681
From the sounds of it basically all the things normal human shops sell but with a bit of an emphasis on sex.
Spiders and weresheep sell clothes made from their silk and wool
Plant monsters sell home grown fruits and veggies
Beast monsters sell the meat from animals they hunted

>> No.16069713

>>16069691
It's just like bullets, you start with a little bit.
Villagers in especially slowly-corrupting areas have been known to develop such an immunity that even direct exposure to a Lillim results in "slight tickling"

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>>16069700
Got a pic of the Ogre Girl.

>> No.16069726

>>16069435
I'm going to be a bad mastah

>> No.16069727

>>16069713
The funny thing is you could actually build up an immunity to bullets if you tart with a caliber small enough, is we assume the thickness and density of skin has no limit

>> No.16069731

>>16069714
This is why you don't let your ogres drink too much.
Would still rub her belly

>> No.16069733

>>16069646
Why would you want to? There exists food with no magical effects.
That's like asking "how can I make myself unable to taste spice anymore?"

>> No.16069734

>>16068433
Even if someone scans the second encyclopedia, will the people who normally do the translations do them or will they not since KC doesn't want them?

>> No.16069739

>>16069731
Well considering her rape, I think I know how she got that belly.
I can't remember if she's one of the girl who has a post-game over rape where it just keeps going.
I know that the Mannequin girl in the haunted mansion has the spookiest one though.

>> No.16069752

>>16069739
What happens?
Does she just keep riding you?

>> No.16069771

>>16069752
Yep. But the leadup is the scary bit. If you go to the bottom of the room she's in withouth jizzing on the non-moving Mannequins, then the door gets locked behind you and she appears offscreen to start lurching towards you. And if she touches you, then your dick is hers.

>> No.16069775

>>16069771
I was talking about the ogre.

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>> No.16069789

>>16069775
Oh, no. I can't remember if she has a game over rape.
If she does it'd make sense that it'd just be her not stopping the blowjob.

>> No.16069795

>>16069778
He doesn't fuck the horse he gets fucked by the horse.

>> No.16069801

>>16069778
Fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.16069807

>>16069795
Which gives us Sleipnir centaurs, right? RIGHT?

>> No.16069811

>>16069435
Barb is so sweet to us.

>> No.16069816

>>16069801
No idea who that is, guv.

>> No.16069819

>>16069807
Yeah but loki's also a daughter dicing degenerate so the sleipnir centaurs are used goods.

>> No.16069822

>>16069691
>MG waifu secretly slips small mushroom doses on your food and drinks

not sure if i would get mad at her after finding out why i am suddenly a dam of love juice

>> No.16069825

>>16069789
I would love for a monster girl to cumflate herself by doing a non-stop blowjob.

>> No.16069827

>>16069819
>Used goods
So basically shit tier.

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>>16069067
>I actually got added

>> No.16069840

>>16069825
I don't think that would work, considering how she would need to breath at some point.

>> No.16069846

>>16069801
I'd appreciate it if you cockweasels would stop blaming fucking everything on me. Jesus.

>> No.16069849

WHERE IS THE UPDATE ALP
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES

>> No.16069851

>>16069849
Alp says a lot of things.

>> No.16069852

>>16069827
It was already horsepussy, you can't get a shitter tier than that.

>> No.16069874

>>16069825
It is bad that i want to be forcibly used as a juice factory by my MG waifu? by that i mean being pinned while she feeds me raging mushrooms and pours basilisk venom on my jewels while she milks me nonstop with her cave muscles for hours until she is an ahegao mess with her belly looking heavily pregnant size

then she pulls the second venom stash for round 2


i think i am a degenerate

>> No.16069887

>>16069874
That's pretty lewd Anon, you should go to the church.

>> No.16069918

>>16069874
I'm going to guess that your waifu is an Oomukade/Manticore.

>> No.16069963

>>16069918
neither

jabberwock,basilisk and vampire. they have to buy the manticore venom in a shop,basilisk got venom by herself

>> No.16069970

>>16069874
>>16069918
>A manticore will never milk you with her tail for weeks while kissing you between does of raging mushroom extract, basilisk venom, and her own venom.
>She'll never pick you up, carry you to her bed, and cuddle you, leading you to think it's over.
>She'll never prick you after an hour and look at you with hungry heartpupiling eyes before straddling you and shoving your rapidly hardening dick into her tight, perfectly molded pussy, causing you to cum a huge load inside her instantly before proceeding to rape you for a solid month.
>She'll never clench your hand months later as she gives birth to a littler of adorable daughterus.
>She'll never cuddle with all of them while telling you to "fucking praise her."
>You'll never live a happy life with your adorable Manticore waifu.

>> No.16069985

>>16069963
A Wocky withmagical eyes and fluffy tentacles that suck your blood? That's dangerous.

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>>16069846
>stop blaming me for shit i did
deal with it, nerd

>> No.16070008

>>16069985
>Vampire jabberwock whose tongue buddies drip basilisk venom

Okat that sounds like a recipe for hell

or heaven,however you look at it

>> No.16070024

>>16070008
Either way.
Lets rock

>> No.16070029

>>16070024
Oh oh!

It's "Let's Wock"

>> No.16070032

Yo, what the fuck do you call the part of the hand you do kifehand strikes with?

>> No.16070035

>>16070029
Time to romace the waifu with your fists!

>> No.16070037

>>16070029
"lets wock and fuck"?

>> No.16070050

>>16069734
I think there stance is if a staff member has it and leaks it its all good but everybody is either to scared to leak it, Authors respect, or Not want to destroy their copy for good scans

>> No.16070058

>>16070037
Wock and rape.

>> No.16070062

>>16070001
>No smug older sisters who intentionally become Succubi to rape their little brother when the veil falls.
Damn it.

>> No.16070065

>>16068632
>tfw you'll never be the center of a fourway war between a dark mage, ice queen, demon and a titania

>> No.16070075

>>16069970
>Fucking praise her

that was a good read anon now its time to nap for me, hopefully i get nice dreams

>Vampfu will never milk you so hard that she has triplets dhampirs
>each one with a musketeer name

>> No.16070083

>>16070075
Wouldn't it be quadruplets?

>> No.16070088

>>16070065
Too much oneemagic. I don't think anyone would survive.

>> No.16070094

>>16070083
i dont think vampfu womb got THAT much space,she can have one more next year so little dhampir got 3 big sisters

>> No.16070110

>>16070094
Quadruplets is possible, although unlikely.

>> No.16070149

Cat girls purr when they feel good and a jinko chuffs. What does a mermaid do?

>> No.16070155

>>16070149
Blubs.

>> No.16070164

>>16070149
rapes

>> No.16070176

>>16070164
Silly Anon, mermaids don't rape. They are gentle creatures.

What you should keep an eye out is fot fucking dolphins. Those things are what makes underwater a bad place.

>> No.16070184

>>16070176
Gonna go skinny dipping in dolphin infested waters!

>> No.16070201

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to put up dream catchers when you got to sleep.

Keeps succubi, demons, devils, and nightmares by getting in your dreams and leaves them vulnerable for the morning.

>> No.16070203

>You'll never live in a sprawling underwater empire with your mermaid-fu
>You'll never live in a constant niggling doubt about why the deepest parts of the empire are abandoned, and there's a certain depth in some oceans that no civilized monster dare explore.
>You'll never find it curious that if humans, surface creatures who live above the waters have only explored 5% of the oceans, why the mer-folk and their sprawling kingdoms under water have only explored 40-ish%.
>your waifu will never get cagey around you whenever you bring up that vast unknown 60% and what may lay sleeping.

>> No.16070230

>>16070184
Sluts like you would fit right in. It's people that are pure that should be careful.

They come in packs laughing and showing some tricks, being one of the friendliest monsters of the sea, making you approach them without a worry in the world. Then it happens. They pull you down bellow and take turns ravaging your body, making sure that they are filled to the brim before leaving you to floataway.
No one can see your tears underwater.

>> No.16070233

>>16066683
If his mom was a literal Ice Queen you would become a motherfucker.

>> No.16070236

>>16070088
>One wants you to be her little bro that takes care of her
>One wants you to be her little bro she takes care of
>One wants you as a shota
>One wants to see you as a grown strong man
>You'll never try to reason with them and try to find a middle ground
>You'll always have fighting and arguing only ever end up with hugs and cuddling where you're pulled from one to another while they still argue a bit who loves you more
>You'll never notice that you're the weird harem couple in town because even years after getting together you're all still virgins
>You'll never have others sneak mamomo fruits and veggies in your food to finally get it going on only to fail miserably
>You'll never have raging mushrooms only result in vicious and through house cleaning, magic learning, knitting ect
>You'll never have manticore venom spiked refreshments only result in quelling a heated lunch argument of who cooks better
DAMN IT!

>> No.16070238

>>16070230
>Dolphins being that tame
No, they take you into a cave and give you Poseidon's kiss, allowing you to breathe underwater. And then they shackle you to something secure in the cave and keep you there indefinitely, feeding you once every now and then, but mostly you are given a diet of dolphin juices and mamono mana. They will rape you day and night, taking turns, never giving you any rest and as your hair grows longer and greyer you'll come to realize that a handful of the dolphin girls raping you have your eyes.

>> No.16070241

>>16069474
I just busted a gut thanks to your ingenious insight. Oh god this is fucking hilarious.

>> No.16070243

>>16069439
>she suffers from neet dom and crippling loneliness
Between her, Oomukade, and Will O' Wisp I'm having trouble seeing who is the most needy anon of them all.

>> No.16070252

>>16067355
>Chochin-Obake
>Needy insecure fuccboi

>> No.16070258

>>16067468
With the power of my thunderbird waifu, let there be light.

>> No.16070264

>>16070238
There we go, this is what Dolphins do. Remember to warn the nice shark and orca ladies if you see any dolphins near the beach.

>> No.16070265

>>16067783
>green hair and flat body
>that smirk
I'm not into flat girls but I am into short green hair with a confident disposition, I can't wait for her to be officially release.

>> No.16070266

>>16070252
Rare waifu.

>> No.16070280

>>16070252
How endearing.

>> No.16070294

>>16070266
I like paper lanterns, they're the closest thing I can get to nostalgia other than gateway drug into mg's.
>>16070280
Anything sweet just makes brings me out of the fantasy. Indifference and back handed insults are what I am more used to.

>> No.16070506

>>16070482
Are you implying she needs to be the threadcanon one for me to want to fuck her?
She can still turn my home city into a Demon Realm, but she can do it with my help after I fuck her.

>> No.16070315

>>16070294
>Not allowed to show love or sweet affection because the husbando is a self-hating faggot
Well at least mamono mana will fix(read:wipe) your brain.

>> No.16070317

>>16070230
>>16070238
How bad could it be. I'm sure just a few bad apples are giving nice dolphins a bad name

>> No.16070511

>>16070499
That's not how it works with Otohime though.

>> No.16070327

>>16070317
Get ready to get pinned down and gangraped by a bunch of delinquent Dolphin Mermaids.
They'll laugh as they lick up your tears and ruin you for any pussies but theirs.

>> No.16070523

>>16070491
Vic maybe, but from what I've read Selene is more of the Ryu (street fighter) Of the lilims

>> No.16070330

How does a man summon a lilim?

>> No.16070525

>>16069586
>>16069574
>>16069553
Nobody answered when I asked what this was. Seriously what am I missing out on?

>> No.16070334

>>16070327
I'm sure they'll get bored of me after a month or so

>> No.16070530

>>16070525
Forest of blue skin or something like that.

>> No.16070342

>>16070330
LOTS of cum

>> No.16070347

>>16070330
Jars

>> No.16070351

>>16070342
Sounds homosexual.

>> No.16070555

>>16070525
FOBS. It's a platforming sprite game about monstergirls in the works.
You can download builds and play it still though.
You might want to go to /h/ and find the thread on it if it's still up. They've got a pastebin with a guide to catching monstergirls and they've also got download links.

>> No.16070364

>>16070351
Maybe if you're gay.

>> No.16070366

>>16070265
The Gremlin in the profile is blessed with some fine chubby thighs, so there's bound to be some thick pear shaped Gremlins out there.

>> No.16070559

>>16070490
Forget the hips, look at that fat tail. God damn.

>> No.16070560

>>16070380
i think i've got better luck at burning my cumrags

>> No.16070376

>>16070330
>make rune circle out of prisoner fruit juice
>chant words
>????
>PROFIT

Be warned, you don know what lilim your going to get so yu might get something shitty

or you might ruin the summon and get a lesser succ

>> No.16070568

>>16070560
gross...

>> No.16070380

>>16070330
Ask /x/, but it should go something like this:
>Abstain from masturbating for at least a month
>Clean yourself
>Prepare magic circle
>Light some candles
>Present a pinprick of virgin blood (it better be yours, fuccboi)
>Spin around in a circle three times
>Yell COCKS at the top of your lungs
>Prepare for the Ving of a lifetime
But remember, you gotta believe, bro.

>> No.16070575

>>16070560
The only problem is that burning those attracts more than just lilims. I hear the hellhounds that'll bring you are even dommier than usual.

>> No.16070393

>>16070334
They probably will. And you'll be left wandering the seas begging for more dolphin pussy everytime you see a random mermaid.

>> No.16070398

>>16070376
1
We have no prisoner fruit, are apples a OK replacement?
2.
How can getting a lilim be shitty? she a freaking demon princess

>> No.16070402

>>16070376
I hope anon summons mg Lilim

>> No.16070412

>>16070393
What if I find a docile dolphin girl and beg her to rape me like her feral cousins?

>> No.16070414

>>16070402
Did you mean to write "my Lilim"?
Becuase I can't kick the phrase "Mega Lilim" from my brain

>> No.16070416

>>16070402
Do you think an incredibly powerful Lilim would humor a group of amateur cultists?

It'd be like a celebrity is visiting them, they'd ask for her autograph, offer their soul, huge fans.

>> No.16070419

>>16070412
She would be slightly disgusted at you. The best end for you is finding a godly Sea Bishop.

>> No.16070426

>>16070315
Looking forward to it.

>> No.16070429

>>16070414
>>16070416
Yeah, it's supposed to be my Lilim but calling her mega like that would make her a little happy

>> No.16070432

>>16070416
She might decide to do it in order to manhunt.
you know "fated meetings" and that kind of lucky crap

>> No.16070434

>>16070315
Some waifus have it tough. I wonder if mine is happy for having a jerk like me as a husbando.

It's not like I would stop annoying her either way.

>> No.16070435

>>16070149
They wiggle their cute fin ears and wave their tails in order to show how happy they feel.

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>>16070327
I want to get an autograph from that Orca Girl that performs at sea world.

She's nicer than those Dolphin delinquents.

>> No.16070437

>>16070398
>We have no prisoner fruit, are apples a OK replacement?
You receive a very confused dryad.

>> No.16070596

>>16070506
Canon Druella would probably fuck first and ask questions later

>Her face when you tell her about how horrible this world is
She's going to corrupt everything on sight and become this world's DL within a month
You better take responsibility and get her pregnant with at least 100 Lilims

>> No.16070440

>>16070414
What would count as a mega Lilim? one of KC's firstborn 10? an OC lilim taken to the extreme?

>> No.16070605

Please save me. I'm tired of living a fake life where I'm crippled by mental disorders. Virtual Reality is glitchy, Monstergirls will never exist, and my quality of life isn't worth it. Build a portal to MGC!

>> No.16070444

>>16070440
One that has a daughteru.

>> No.16070610

What would loli echidna personality be like?

>> No.16070450

>>16070436
Orcas are vicious predators! Don't get in the water with her in private! Or Say that you like her! She'll drag you in and cuddlefuck you until you're heartpupiled

>> No.16070611

>>16070605
Kill yourself

>> No.16070454

>>16070419
But she can't cure the craving for dolphin pussy those sluts instilled in me

>> No.16070457

>>16070440
>one of KC's firstborn 10?
That sounds like gundams among mobile suits

>> No.16070458

>>16070450
That sounds like a nice girl to be the mother of my children. I want to give Orca-chan a very big family.

>> No.16070460

>>16069228
That's no vampire, that's a chupacabra.

>> No.16070615

>>16070611
I don't have the means, desire, or courage.

>> No.16070462

>>16070440
It would probably be the first Lilim.
I bet her just giving you the bedroom eyes would put you on the verge of cumming.
I'd also bet she likes disguising herself as a little girl and hiding her power so people can't tell it's her.

>> No.16070616

>>16070605
Hold out for 2-14 months you big baby.

>> No.16070463

>>16070376
>Be warned, you don know what lilim your going to get so yu might get something shitty
>Summon Druella, immediately fucks off and turns your city into a demon realm for shits n giggles
>Summon Ilassa, you have to move around everything in your house to make room for seven trillion tons of bondage equipment and the lazy shit won't help
>Summon Maritan, got the buy one get one free thing with her daughter, except now you have two mouths to feed
>Summon Lani, get every type of diabetes known to man and some unknown, a week later your house is infested with wurms
>Summon Victoria, get shivved
>Summon Selene, get shivved

There's no winning

>> No.16070465

>>16070454
She is going to fill your minds with thoughts of her and her love. As long as you don't get near any Dolphins you should be fine.

>> No.16070470

>>16069439
I used 3 different software translation and this sounds right

There was also something about her freezing all the food/plants around her but not caring about it because she never leaves her palace

Basically she's a lonely NEET who does nothing but sit on her throne and cause blizzards until a man teaches her about love

>> No.16070476

>>16070463
But Deruella can't turn my city into a Demon Realm if I kiss her the second she materializes and then princess carry her to the bed!

>> No.16070479

>>16070476
You're probably thinking of Alleurd. Very different people.

>> No.16070482

>>16070476
>Summon Deruderu
>Turns out she's not the threadcanon one

Though luck

>> No.16070488

>>16070465
These ocean girls seem dangerous, I'm hiding in an Otohime's palace.

>> No.16070490

>>16070436
Those are some hips.

>> No.16070636
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>>16070605
i hope you get the worst girl

nothing

>> No.16070491

>>16070463
Victoria and Selene sound violent

>> No.16070492

>>16070488
>Hiding in a drug's dealer house

What the fuck are you doing? The only place safe in the sea is outside of it.

>> No.16070642

>>16070605
i wonder if we'll get anything if we actually clinged into life until we die naturally?

>> No.16070493

>>16070492
A seahorse won't do anything unbearable to me as long as I stay in her amusement park or whatever

>> No.16070495

>>16070493
Inb4 "Rape" Disneyland

>> No.16070652

>>16070616
For what? Nothing is going to happen in 2017. People said the same Apocalypse would happen this year.

>> No.16070654

>>16070615
Just get really really hammered at the beach at night and go swimming.

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>>16070488
>>16070492
>>16070493
>>16070495

>seahorse girl
>with seahorses, the males get pregnant

dude

>> No.16070500

>>16070491
>Victoria
>The lilim who told a paladin that she was going to slowly turn his country into a demon realm and force him to watch
>sounds violent

No wonder she got the Wrath position in that 7 sins picture

>> No.16070656

>>16070652
Well then imagine how much closer he'll be to the 2018 apocalypse! And the 2019 one and...

>> No.16070501

>>16070462
i like to think that the first lilim looks like the profile image.

>> No.16070657

>>16070610
She'd be very fond of pets because they stimulate her nurturing nature, she'd also love to play RPG games with heroes and dungeons

And once she gets her first sister she'd go full reponsible onee-san mode, taking care of her imouto, playing with her, etc...

>> No.16070503

>>16070492
Otohime is NOT a drug dealers

Sure she party all the time and everyone has way too much fun in her palace but that's just because she's a great organizer
The only substances that are consumed within her palace are tasty foods and quality alcohol (aphrodisiacs fall under the tasty foods category)

>>16070495
No rape in there either, only loving sex between 2 consenting adults

>> No.16070670

>>16067642
Those legs were made for locking.

>> No.16070673

>>16070596
>"So wait, let me get this straight. The majority of this country's population is depressed? Why? This world seems like a paradise!"
>Taxes, politics, and soul crushing work in an economy that's completely broken.
>"...We're fixing this, and then you're going to get me pregnant."

>> No.16070677

>>16070463
>Summon Victoria, get shivved
>Summon Selene, get shivved
They twins or something?

>> No.16070685

>>16070462
>Spoiler
Thats too obvious, what you need is a delivery girl that's mid teir in beauty

>> No.16070690

>>16070463
I dunno, Victoria seemed pretty relaxed and peaceful until people started burning her kingdom and attacking her subjects.

>> No.16070693

>>16070677
Yes

>>16070690
You know what they say about the quiet ones

>> No.16070697

>>16070685
Well I mean, she could do that too.

>> No.16070703

>>16070693
Hold the phone, when did the authors say that they were twins?

>> No.16070705

>>16070703
It was a joke, anon

>> No.16070706

>>16070673
>soul crushing work in an economy that's completely broken.
This one will trigger her so bad

Don't tell her about the dynamics of modern dating, she'd probably snap and nuke an entire city with mana

>> No.16070709

>>16070705
Dammit I goofed

>> No.16070716

>>16070706
I wonder if she would have different levels of triggered?
Starting in a turning a single woman and ending at getting her sisters involved.

>> No.16070722

>>16069840
Why do you think ghouls are undead, anon?

>> No.16070728

>>16070673
Tell me more about monster girls making everything better. I need this.

>> No.16070730

>>16070673
>This world seems like a paradise!"
The external is fine we just need a massive internal overhaul.

>> No.16070738

>>16070610
Shy so she keeps hiding behind her spiky hair

>> No.16070739

>>16070716
>She sees a sad high schooler
>Monsterizes that one girl he has a crush on
>She sees a woman cheating on her husband
>Monsterizes the entire city she lives in
>She hears about a man who killed himself because his wife divorced her
>Army of Lilims go on a monsterization spree

>> No.16070740

>>16070728
>you will never spark a massive lilim read revolution
>you will never get a medal from the demon lord and a thumbs up from her husband.
>you will never save the world by becoming STEVEN then ultimate steve

>> No.16070752

>>16070716
She'd end up nuking entire continents with dark matter if she finds stories of people losing kids and half their shit in divorce courts.

>> No.16070754

>>16070739
so what will happen to fujos?

>> No.16070757

>>16070752
My brain when on a tangent where she would hold the world hostage with dark matter bombs in every major city and then sets them off over something stupid

>> No.16070762

>>16070757
she is more than welcome to bomb our capital

>> No.16070765

>>16070754
Oomukade.

>> No.16070772

>>16070754
Their love for men blooms and they become even more perverted although they'd want a man for themselves rather than just watch
The poor guy who gets caught by a monsterized fujo will have to do a lot of cosplay sex with her

>>16070757
>hold the world hostage with dark matter bombs
That makes no sense, it'd be like if I held you hostage with a winning lottery ticket

>> No.16070777

>>16070754
Monsterized.
>turn into stunning 10/10
>confidence boost

If that doesn't work send in the Cupids to force them to stop being sad sacks.
Cupids make everything better.

>> No.16070783

>>16070772
Its for damatic flair as she nukes the world
>"you wont win"
>"you silly fools...I already have!"

>> No.16070784

>>16070772
almost nobody outside this thread will treat an MG invasion positively

>> No.16070788

>>16070784
London would.

>> No.16070791

Let's stop this right here before it gets realtarded.

>> No.16070796

>>16070791
no

>> No.16070797

>>16070788
Only if they're brown.

>> No.16070798

>>16070788
Would you a Succubus with a British accent?

>> No.16070800

>>16070791
You mean before our HFY resident gets unironically triggered.

>> No.16070801

>>16070798
depends on the reion
Jordie and chav accent is a total boner kill

>> No.16070804

>>16070800
That's probably what he was implying.

>> No.16070810

>>16070788
Why london in particular?

>> No.16070813

>>16070730
That's what I was going for. The world's fucking awesome, it's just the internals that need fixing.
Can you imagine taking a monstergirl somewhere like Niagra Falls, or the Giant Forest, or the Paria Canyon?
And that's just a little bit of what's in America and Canada.
I'd suggest Vegas, but beyond the strip it's fucking depressing.
I even got mad because there's so much land out there doing nothing that they have no fucking reason not to turn it into a solar power array. That shit would cut down on the strip's power consumption SO FUCKING MUCH.

>> No.16070815

>>16070801
Didn't know there were different accents for each region
I can barely differentiate Scottish from British and Irish as it is

>>16070810
It's a reference to a series of stories taking place in London where everyone is ok with monster girls suddenly appearing

>> No.16070816

>>16070813
>The world is great
>Everything except humans
Well it's not like I disagree

>> No.16070817

>>16070813
Supply lines are too expensive or unprofitable to maintain perhaps, or simply no interest.

>> No.16070819

>>16070815
Ah, Iron-Beast's work. I'm very fond of his drunk succubus and sad lilim pieces.

>> No.16070821

>>16070817
Except it's literally just making a power plant that runs on solar power in the middle of the fucking desert.
They don't even have to make it that far from Vegas, just make part of it into a fucking casino.
You'd go to a Solar Powered Casino, don't lie.

>> No.16070822

>>16070813
>solar power array
>muh high maintenance cost because extreme environmental factors

>> No.16070823
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Pick a loli.

>> No.16070826

>>16070819
Hang on, I haven't heard of those ones. I've only heard about scale bound when it came to the non roulette stuff

>> No.16070827

>>16070821
What's there to lie about? Hell yes, I would. The outside would probably look fantastic.
Guess it's just not high on their priority list, like most environmental things.
There's the Ivanpah facility, but that's in the borders of California and apparently not a very good one either.

>> No.16070828

>>16070813
>Cities and other man-made landscapes become dark demon realms without exception
>Natural landscapes are preserved as green demon realms so that their appearance doesn't change

>>16070823
I don't trust them, they're going to set up a trap hole and rape me

>> No.16070831

>>16070822
Let's be fair, it wouldn't be the most excessive thing in Vegas.
I might actually go back to Vegas if Monstergirls were a thing. They could make the trip so much less horrible.
That fucking turbulence man, I had a panic attack on the plane because I thought it was going to rock apart and ended up punching my brother in the face.

>> No.16070834

>>16070826
They're in there squeezed between the roulettes rolls. Dig in the pastebin. That or these links.

http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w
http://pastebin.com/wiQw51KR

>> No.16070837

>>16070813
I want to go the Lake Superior with my waifu. I want to swim with her so the water is actually warm!

>> No.16070838

>>16070828
>they're going to set up a trap hole and rape me
Yeah but at least they're nice enough to let you choose which one goes first.

>> No.16070844

>>16070838
Then I'll take the one with the red cape thing
Her name is Myrmeleo

>> No.16070848

>>16070827
The the one thing i want MGs to change about our society is the fucking jew-based everything, lets not lie if it doesn't bring money nobody will give shit about it. For that i think replacing it with hedonistic sex is a fine tradeoff for me.

>> No.16070860

>>16070848
B-But Goyim, do you mean to forget the 6 trillion?

>> No.16070863

>>16070834
I gotta admit these are kinda nice for greentexts

>> No.16070864

>>16070739

Wait until she hears about how fucked the divorce courts are, including child custody, for men

>> No.16070867
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>>16070823
In this situation, the correct answer is Atrax. Unless you're trying to build a deck.

>> No.16070877
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>>16070867
I run triple Atrax because she is the qtest.

>> No.16070879

>>16070867
>>16070877
Where is her bigger sister, Atrax Robustus?

>> No.16070880

>>16070834
>http://pastebin.com/wiQw51KR
I gotta admit that I forget about vanilla succubus quite a lot

Also its he seems to have a thing for demon types

>> No.16070885

>>16070815
I really want him to write a guy freak out about it. even if he gets a girl.

>> No.16070886

>>16068892
Actually "dura" means "female fool".
Your waifu probably should use "durak".

>> No.16070890

>>16070867
>>16070877
You guys have shit taste

Myrmeleo>Rafflesia>Nephentes>(power gap)>Atrax>Dionaea

>> No.16070894

>>16070886
Rusty on my vocab. Thanks for the correction friend, helps for my internal illusion.

>> No.16070900
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16070900

How many photocopiers has she destroyed?

>> No.16070905

>>16070900
More than she'd care to admit.
The Anubis is starting to think she's doing it on purpose to get spanked by their husband.

>> No.16070908

>>16070879
That is Atrax robustus.

>> No.16070909

>>16070908
There's nothing robust about that Atrax.

>> No.16070915
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>>16070877
See you at Worlds next year then.

>>16070890
>baggy pants boy as #1
no u

>> No.16070916

>>16070900
She will only stops once her Anubis boss finally hooks up with the repair guy and stops annoying her for watching porn instead of working

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>>16070915
>Wanting a slut who barely covers herself

Baggy pants are comfy and protect her purity

>> No.16070926

>>16070924
>>>/y/
post monsterboy traps there

>> No.16070932

>>16070926
There is absolutely no proof that she is a trap, stop bullying best girl and go back to your shitty twin tailed flat chested slut

>> No.16070936

>>16070932
>TRAPtrix

>> No.16070938

>>16070932
I'm not him, I just don't want to see monsterboys posted.

>> No.16070945

>>16070938
Alright, I'll stop joking around

Traptrix are still cute though

>> No.16070947

>>16070848
>sex as currency
"Alright sir, a cheeseburger with fries and a coke comes to... A quick fingering and some hand holding."
"Do you accept sloppy makeouts?"

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>>16066828
When Hecarim jumps out of the river.

>> No.16070951

>>16070900
How does the smug cat keep getting away with it?

>> No.16070956

>>16070950
>Actually posting /v/-tier memeshit

Come on, don't drag this place down to that level.

>> No.16070957

>>16070947
Ugh, can I just give you the five dollars?

>> No.16070958

>>16070956
>/v/-tier
Please do not disparage that place by comparing them to actual FB memes.

>> No.16070961

>>16070958
>FB
It was a /mu/ meme you newfag.

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Post slimes my dudes

>> No.16070963

>>16070947
>>16070848
Money would still be a thing but you wouldn't have everyone wanting to make a profit and amass loads of money for no good reason and do horrible things because of it

People wouldn't go to war over oil, housing and food would be fairly priced, you'd barely have to work if you just wanted basic commodities

Really, money would only be used to spice sex up with clothing, potions, etc...

>> No.16070965

>>16070961
Whatever it was, it's bottom of the barrel garbage now.

>> No.16070969

>>16070834
>"Men prefer getting mounted the hell hounds, they prefer being wrapped in the purple scales of a apophis, they prefer going after the god-damn foxes on just because "They have more tails and their fluffier." and don't get me started on the sabbath."

Sad but true.

>> No.16070970

>>16070963
There are people in America right now just sitting on more money than they could ever spend, and they're trying to amass more.
Monstergirls would help us redistribute the wealth and keep that shit from happening ever again.

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>>16070962
Why does your slime have buck teeth and a tumblr nose?

>> No.16070973

>>16070972
More like "why does your slime have teeth?"
IT'S A SLIME

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>>16070962
Slimes are disgusting and ew and are not for love.

>> No.16070986

>>16070973
No, the question "why did you post a slime from tumblr" is more pertinent.

>> No.16070987

>>16070970
It'd be sad to see the contrast between a demon realm where everyone has a house, food on the table, good health and a bunch of free time
And a human country where life is hell, people can barely pay the bills working 8+ hours a day, there is a housing crisis yet tons of buildings are unoccupied, food and medical costs keep rising, etc...

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>>16070976
Slime girls are life you heathen.

>> No.16071001

>>16070970
I think you would need to make it a Star Trek like utopian world with no money for there to be no greed over money. Though honestly I have no idea how a world with no money really works. If people are suppled with food and shelter what is the incentive to work? What's the incentive for people who own large corporations?

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>>16070972
I dunno I just focused on the overall concept of fruit slime.

>> No.16071009

>>16071001
Like I said, redistribution of wealth.
Balance things out again.

>> No.16071013

>>16071009
I think the world of star trek also did away with material posessions. I mean sure the betterment of humanity is noble... But nice things make life less boring.

>> No.16071015

>>16071001
If people have everything they need, why do those need to exist?

>> No.16071022

>>16071015
Well people need transportation, roads, places to live, somebody to cultivate food, etc etc. It all needs to come from somewhere.

>> No.16071029

>>16071001
Just remove the fact that money is paper. Make it actually mean something so rich assholes can't make a profit doing nothing. You want to eat some food? Good. Pick that fucking bow up and hunt some foxes. Some skins will get you a weeks food

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Have another.

>> No.16071038

>>16071029
>Pick the fucking bow up and hunt
Or just take the plot of land you claimed as your own to set up a fox fuck farm, spitting out thousands of little foxes in cages as they're carried away on conveyor belts into slaughterhouses.

Congrats, you've just replaced paper money with skin money and nothing's changed except now you've made livestock out of something cute.

>> No.16071040

>>16071038
And this is how mink farming became a thing.

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>> No.16071051

>>16071038
And you've made cute skin money worthless. ack to the drawing board, good job you lazy shit.

>> No.16071052

Man, economy is too complicated and fucked up

I just want to live at the bottom of the sea get cuddled by a Kraken

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>>16071052
An admirable dream.

>> No.16071064

>>16071052
I just wanna live in a modest house with just me and a Hellhound.

>> No.16071067

>>16071064
I just want to live in a modest huge castle with my humble Wight duchess.

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>>16071055
Kraken spam?

>> No.16071074

>>16071050
Those slimepits are way too lewd

>>16071064
>You will never build a cosy house in the woods to live with your Hellhound wife
>You'll never live off hunting and wild plants
>You'll never trade for clothes and other conveniences

>> No.16071077

>>16071052
I just need to live in a cozy City house with my Anubis waifu.

>> No.16071080

>>16071074
I like the convenience of modern technology, and the entertainment it can provide.

I am a sucker for a quaint house in the woods though, I would add something about cuddling by the fire but I doubt thats necessary when you live with a Hellhound.

>> No.16071092

i want to be tenderly milked by a dragon while she leg locks me,wing hugs and presses my head on her perky chest to not let me go because i am her first mate and she still thinks its a dream

>> No.16071096

>>16071080
I don't see much use for modern technology when you have a waifu
It'd feel like a waste of time to watch a movie or play video games when I could be spending more intimate time with her

Also mana makes you healthy and pretty much immune to diseases, this pretty much makes the most important advances in technology obsolete

>> No.16071107

>>16071092
>The worlds merge and a Dragon, thinking she's dreaming, snags a human boy and takes him to her lair to fuck.
>The next morning she gets up, and opens up /hbt/ to chat with other monstergirls.
>"Had the craziest dream last night. The worlds merged and humans were real so I grabbed a cute one and fucked him all night long. Shame it was a dream though."
>"anon, I don't know how to tell you this but that actually happened. I'm looking at a human boy RIGHT NOW while I type."
>"Real funny girls, seriously."
>"She's not joking."
>And then gets up to get away from the computer and finds that anon from her "dream" in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
>After about a minute of just staring at him with wide eyes and with a high pitched noise coming out of her mouth, he walks over to her and kisses her on the nose.
>All her reason disappears as she tackles him to the ground and starts kissing him all over in between shouts of "You're REAL!"

>> No.16071110

>>16071096
Because doing stuff together is fun. Like cuddling on the couch and watching a movie, or cuddling on the couch and playing a game, or getting a blowjob while driving a car really fast down a straight stretch of road.

>> No.16071115

https://a.pomf.cat/vutljf.png

This is going way too far.

>> No.16071119

>>16071115
OD'd on holstaur milk.

>> No.16071139

>>16071107
>dragon with unhappiness issues

thats it,now she is getting headpats,handholding and me whispering lewd things while we cuddle

>> No.16071146

>>16071139
Anon, those unhappiness issues went a way the second she realized that you were real and in front of her.
Get ready to be that dragon's snugglebuddy.
That is, when she's not gazing down at you with bedroom eyes and slowly grinding her hips with your dick inside her.

>> No.16071147

>>16071110
I guess, maybe I'm too obsessed with giving my waifu 100% of my attention
I wonder if the other way around is true

>Your waifu wants to spend all day having sex, cuddling and talking
>You tell her that you should a movie together
>She goes on about how you deserve all her attention
>You have to convince her that her mere presence makes you happy

>>16071115
Way too big and soft
I'd legit be afraid if she ran towards me

>> No.16071162

>>16071146
>dragonfu holding you like if you were fragile glass while she slowly makes out with you
>shes shaking from happiness and clings to you for dear life

not sure if i find this heartwarming or lewd, i am conflicted dammit

>> No.16071181

>>16071162
Why not both?

>> No.16071187

>>16069849
I also said I do school shit during the weekends. Relax, it's not like anything ever happens in that story anyway.

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So how about those Poppy Alraunes?

>> No.16071214

>>16071187
>School
My image of some 30 year old finn talking like an 80s cheese flick is ruined

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>>16071214
>30 year old finn
If it makes you feel any better I'll probably be at the university at that age. I don't want to leave. It's comfy.

>> No.16071219

>>16071195
What's a Poppy Alraune?

>> No.16071221

>>16071219
It's an Alraune you make opium out of.

>> No.16071222
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>had my first dream about monster girls in a while
>it was about elves
Normally I'd be disappointed that my good dream quota was wasted like that but it was really nice.

Basically there was a mail order bride service that offered elves so I figured why not. They mailed me a form I had to spend back that asked for preferred body types, hair colour and all that. I picked blonde and average body but the one they sent wasn't really what I'd call average, she wasn't fat or what fatfags call "chubby" but she was a tiny bit more filled out than normal elves and had a motherly air about her.

I woke up shortly after she insisted on cooking for me and started going through the kitchen. Now I'm sad I don't have an elf to cook a sunday roast for me.

>> No.16071226

>>16071195
So how about those PROMISCUOUS FOX WHORES

>> No.16071228

>>16071221
Sounds cool, I'd hang out with one

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>>16071119
>>16071115
Needs to touch the cow a little less.

>> No.16071242

>>16071222
What a weird dream, do you live alone?
Maybe it's just your loneliness making you go crazy

I dreamed of my waifu last night, we were walking in a vast empty place and she was saying some very creepy yandere stuff

>> No.16071244

>>16071107
>the same happens to a lich
>she tries every illusion dispelling method she knows

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Would your waifu go to the extreme if there was a disease or cancer that couldn't be solved by mamono mana and science currently?

Imagine if MGs inherited super powers and traits in the same way as everyone else.

Elf bitten by a radioactive spider turning into Spiderwoman, Red Dragon suddenly becoming a Blue Dragon and trapped in a suit because of freezing chemicals, ect.

>> No.16071248

>>16071246
Superhero stories with Monster Girls sound right up my alley.

>> No.16071251

i want to hide basilisk wife mask and tease her all day so she snaps and starts furiously making out with me

hopefully she doesnt use binding magic on john while she soaks it on venom to punish me by not letting it release until she wants to,that would be painful

>> No.16071256

>>16071242
I'm probably going insane but I don't live alone.

It made me like elves a lot more though that's for sure.

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>>16071222
>mail order elves
You read too many doujins
I do it too but no elf dreams ;_;

>> No.16071266

>>16071222
>tiffania
>only abit bigger than average

hell no, she is like the poster girl for titty elves

>> No.16071268

>>16071261
I'd assume they'd be delivered in a classier way than that.

>> No.16071272

>>16071222
Poor elves. They're always treated like shit when they deserve love.

>> No.16071276

>>16071222
Who doesn't want a motherly chubby elf wife?

>> No.16071278

>>16071268
Yeah, she'd have packing foam to keep her from getting damaged, an oxygen mask and -tank to keep her breathing and a latex bodysuit to seal in the flavor.

>> No.16071279

>>16071261
It did remind me a little bit of that, just way less violent and she shown up willingly on the doorstep with a smile on her face.
>>16071266
I just picked the first image of an elf I had saved that didn't look too thin.

>> No.16071281

>>16071278
That's still too cruel.

>> No.16071285

>>16071281
It's hot though. Saw it in porn once. Only way to travel if you ask me.

>> No.16071294

>>16071285
Would you be willing to do it to get to your waifu?

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>>16071279
i would understand if you picked alleyne from QB, but tiffania isnt average

its like picking the demon king from maou yuusha and saying she is only abit bigger than the average

>> No.16071298

>>16071294
I'm sure she'd appreciate it if I did it without fuss.

>> No.16071301

>>16071298
Well instead imagine you're a deposed elf princess shoves into that box without knowing who you'll end up or what they are like.

>> No.16071303

>>16071251
Basilisks are love

>> No.16071304

>>16071301
Well with an Elf you'll of course shove some vibes in her to keep her happy during the trip.

>> No.16071307

>>16071304
>Elf trafficking
This is as bad as the black market shota trade

>> No.16071309

>>16071307
No it isn't, shotas are fragile and smelly, Elves are durable and smell like lilacs and gooseberry.

>> No.16071314

>>16070813
The Santorini Caldera in Greece.

Nowhere else in the world have I simply felt so at peace as I marveled at its beauty.

>> No.16071316

>>16071304
Vibrators or music?

>> No.16071317

>>16067355
>Unagi Juro
>Anata

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>>16071316
Vibrators in two holes and some soothing music in her ears. Something Elves like, something that goes unz-unz-unz-unz-unz.

>> No.16071320

>>16071309
Elves are fragile too. The only box an elf should be transported in is a large, luxurious carriage drawn by magic horses.

>> No.16071322

>>16071320
Get out of here Sir Galahad.

>> No.16071323

>>16071303
I want to gently bully a basilisk so she rides me nonstop for days as punishment

>> No.16071328

>>16071322
I'm not some gallant, pure white knight, I just know what an Elf deserves. I'd lewd her up after she arrived just like any other man

>> No.16071331

>>16071318
That's too much for me. Elves need to be delivered with dignity.

>> No.16071338

>>16071331
How about a leather suitcase?

>> No.16071339

>>16071261
>>16071304
>>16071318
What's wrong with you people.

>> No.16071340

>>16071338
No, in a normal car.

>> No.16071341 [DELETED] 

>>16071318
>Sabbaton panzerkampf

>> No.16071342

>>16071339
Hey, I already said I'd agree to the same treatment so it's not like I'm being unreasonable.

>> No.16071343

>>16071340
But they ship packages in trucks.

>> No.16071344

>>16071339
They are degenerates.

>> No.16071346

>>16071323
Just steal her mask, you'll get your fill of rape for a lifetime

>> No.16071352

>>16071343
She's not in a package.

>> No.16071356

>order a motherly vanilla slim elf
>get a brown perky elf with lots of smug
>first thing she does is claiming your couch as her bed

THEY KEEP MESSING MY ORDER

>> No.16071359

>>16071356
Don't blame them, it's your horrible handwriting.

>> No.16071364

>>16071346
what if i hide it? or accidently break the mask?

>> No.16071365

Reminder to not take wolfus to barbecues.

>> No.16071366
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Ogre

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>>16071356
You think that's bad? I wanted a classy, elegant dom Dark Elf and I got this thing. It keeps calling me onii-chan and wants me to wear flowers in my hair. Last night it baked me fucking cookies.

>> No.16071374

>>16071366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

>> No.16071375

>>16071365
Dass rayciss, yo.
>>16071366
I do like onions.

>> No.16071378

>>16071356
Send it back and wait for them to deliver the right one, it's no issue.

>> No.16071380

>>16071356
>Order the "Ara Ara Deluxe"
>Get 3 lolis in a trenchcoat
On the bright side I learned how to cook.

>> No.16071382

>>16071375
It's not racist. It's for the safety of everyone.

>> No.16071384

>>16071364
Then she'll be stuck at home and become dependent on you for everything
Or worse, she might snap and go full yandere where she chains you up in the basement and rapes you 24/7

>> No.16071386

>>16071356
>>16071371
I said I just wanted one who liked cuddles.

I got three, one motherly vanilla Elf who cuddles me at the drop of a hat, one lightly dominant Dark Elf who likes calling me cute and sitting on me, and one tsundere "sea elf" (no I don't know either) who alternates calling me an idiot and wanting a hug.

And they're all fat in the right places. Sometimes you're just lucky I guess.

>> No.16071389

>>16071356
>brown perky elf with lots of smug
I see no problem here.

Try ordering a smug loli elf and getting sent a smelly fujo elf with messy hair.

>> No.16071408

>It's actually a tall, goth, gloomy slightly yan elf messing with people's orders because no one orders for an elf with specifications like hers.

>> No.16071441

>>16071408
This is exactly the kind of elf I would order.

>> No.16071443

>All these people ordering mail elves

I'd rather put myself up for auction on a fancy undead butler website
With some luck I'll end up in a nice Wight mansion or become a classy Phantom's right hand

>> No.16071450

>>16071443
Just become a mail human.

>> No.16071456

>>16071365
I'd compete with a wolfgirl to see which of us could get kicked out of the most all-you-can-eat buffets.

>> No.16071461

>>16071450
This is how you end up some desperate girl's cum pump

Undead auctions only host respectable nobility, I'm sure to end up in good hands

>> No.16071468

>>16071461
>Undead auctions only host respectable nobility, I'm sure to end up in good hands
That's what you think until some undead devilbug sisters show up in suits they stole from a tailor's delivery cart.

>> No.16071480

>>16071461
The richest people are the most depraved ones.

They will make you be gangraped by a group of hellhounds just for their amusement.

>> No.16071483

>>16071461
You'd be surprised how good simple zombies are at saving money. They don't need to eat or pay for shelter, after all.
And there's a lot of fujo ghosts who come out of their abandoned homes to attend the auctions.

>> No.16071494

>>16071480
I want to be raped by a gang of Hellhounds while a Wight just laughs.

>> No.16071500

>>16071461
what if 2/3 of the auction people are NEET vampires looking for husbandos because they are too meek on their own?

>> No.16071505

>>16071494
What about a wighthound?

>> No.16071509

>>16071483
Surely a Vampire or even a Lich will bet higher than them right?

I don't want to enact all the perverted fantasies of a fujo Ghost
A Zombie is even worse she'll tie me up and ride me until she becomes a Wight so that she gets her money's worth

>>16071500
That's good

>> No.16071515

>>16071494
What if she throws you in the p'orc pen and says the only thing a commoner like you should be able to mate with is pigs.

>> No.16071517

>>16071515
That's pretty rude. Both towards the person she's speaking to, and the orcs.

>> No.16071522

>>16071515
Belittlement from a wight is just 10x better than regular belittlement.

>>16071505
Calm down now anon.

>> No.16071527

>>16071461
Surely you don't want to end up in a Liches lab who only uses you to test her creations, right?

>> No.16071530

>>16071522
I will not calm down. These frontiers must be explored.
And I want to know what that ghostly fire feels like on my soul.

>> No.16071536

>Monstergirl businesses starting to become more and more common. Money-minded MGs realize that they have to be quick to cash in on the novelty.
>New Lamia-themed burger joint opens up near you. Every employee is a Lamia...except for those in the kitchen that customers never see. You know for a fact that two human acquaintances of yours work back there preparing food (and a Kraken working her way through culinary school).
>Enter the place. Very tired-looking Lamia behind the counter. Dark bags under her eyes, her hair slightly messy. She flashes the fakest smile you've ever seen as you go to order.
>"Welcome to Snek Burger, home of the Dallas diamondback burger. May I snake your order?"
>"...Snake my or-"
>Her smile fades and she hushes her voice to a whisper. "Look, they make me say it, alright? Now whaddaya want to eat?"
>"Uh...what's the Dallas Diamondb-
>She interrupts you and speaks the full description in tortuously practiced monotone. "We use only fresh, local beef for our signature, fan-favorite sandwich. We top a half-pound bacon-woven patty with authentic all-beef texas chili and ssssssspice things up with pepperjack cheese and fried vidalia onions."
>"That sou-"
>"On a fresh-baked buttermilk bun."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Th-...that sounds fine, one of those."
>"Would you like to slllllither that up to a medium combo for only two dollars more?"
>You stifle a cruel laugh. "Yeah. Yeah yeah, sure, whatever."
>"Your total is $10.50."
>You hear a sharp 'ahem!' from somewhere behind the counter. The jolt in the cashier's spine is all it takes for you to know it's from a manager.
>"Excuse me. Your total is..."
>She sighs, closes her eyes. You can feel her dignity physically leaving her body. "...Ten...hiss-ty."

>> No.16071538
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16071538

MGSV - The Phantom Pain

>> No.16071540

>>16071530
>And I want to know what that ghostly fire feels like on my soul.
Like a Wisp.
>>16071538
That meme is oldhat now.

>> No.16071544

>>16071536
"Snake you very much."

>> No.16071548

>>16071544

>"Fangs for dining with us."

>"Do you have kids' meals?"
>"We...we call them 'hissy fit meals'."

>> No.16071550

>>16071536
Monster girls weren't meant for work. Apart from Anubi.

>> No.16071554

>>16071550
Speaking of Anubi, I'm going to have one in my story.
She will be a puppy. The Pharaoh who gets her will be confused and infuriated.

>> No.16071561

>>16071536
>"On a fresh-baked buttermilk bun
It's ruined.

>> No.16071567

>>16071554
Why would Pharaoh be confused and infuriated about a cute little puppy Anubi?

>> No.16071568

>>16071527
>her creations
Do you mean potions and spells or...?

I do NOT want to have sex with weird specimens of skeletons and frankensteins

>> No.16071570

>>16071536
That poor, poor, exceptionally poor girl.

>>16071554
>Anupups
The world could always use more of the most adorable thing imaginable.

>> No.16071574

>>16071567
Because she performs a mighty magic ritual to gain an ally from the realm of the dead after spending several boring millennia in her tomb and the gods give her a puppy.

>> No.16071585

>>16071568
Too bad. Somebody has to assist the newly risen on how to work their bodies.

>> No.16071588

>>16071548
I want to slither over there again sometime.

Sounds like a nice place

>> No.16071592

>>16071568
Yes, I mean weird monsters and abominations.

What? You seriously thought she was buying you for cuddles and love?

>> No.16071597

>>16071574
Maybe they want her to train it?

>> No.16071600

>>16071480
The 'heavy' ones get really kinky as well, the bigger they are then the kinkier they get

>> No.16071602

>>16071597
That, I'm afraid, is a mystery that will have to resolved after Novel Writing November has already passed.

>> No.16071604

>>16071574
>Pharaoh awakens from her long slumber
>Decides to set about rebuilding her kingdom
>Calls forth her Godly powers to summon forth a suitable assistant to aid and manage her goals
>Gets an Anubis Puppy
>Anubis puppy tries her best, darting around the budding kingdom, managing everything she can
>Carries around a clipboard that's half as tall as she is

>> No.16071620

>>16071538
Such a good idea but it's poorly executed, she looks too much like a man

>>16071585
>>16071592
I never thought getting caught by a Lich could be a bad end
Must I really fuck everything she rises from the dead? What if she raises one of my ancestor?

>> No.16071632

>>16071620
Then you do that zombie while she watches

>> No.16071643

>>16071604
>clipboard that's half as tall as she is
That doesn't seem particularly safe. What if she trips and falls? She could injure herself! Worse still, she could injure her reputation as the dignified Hand of the Pharaoh, and by extension injure the dignity of the throne!

>> No.16071651

>>16071620
Then she'll be taking notes on how you're crying during sex with your family.

>> No.16071663

>>16071632
>>16071651
If I beg can she at least not video record it?
I don't want her sharing it on the net for "educational purposes"

>> No.16071669

>>16071663
Maybe, but you'll have to work extra hard on the other abominations.

This is why going for a normal monster through mail os better.

>> No.16071670

>>16071663
She needs to archive her work for science, anon.

>> No.16071699

i want to cumflate a vampire until her smug vanishes!

>> No.16071702

>>16071643
I want to bribe anupup with cake!

>>16071663
No.
She needs it for science

>> No.16071705

>>16071643
>>16071663
>>16071670
>>16071702
Yes, good. Keep coming up with ideas for me to use. Dance little monkeys, dance!

>> No.16071709

>>16071699
I want to fuck a tsundere vampire's brains out until she stops craving blood and craves cum.

>> No.16071718
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16071718

See anons, this is what happens when you leave your Dragon alone in halloween.

>> No.16071723

>>16071718
She gets chubby?

>> No.16071729

>>16071718
>pudgy dragons spoilt with sweets

Good. I need it.

>> No.16071730

>>16071705
What, are you planning on doing something with a wicked Lich and a poor anon?

>> No.16071732

>>16071669
>Abomination

You mean like an undead scylla ushi-oni?
I'd kill myself then hang myself before having sex with that

>> No.16071733

>>16071709
what if she secretly bites you while sleeping?

i wouldnt mind stuffing her like a turkey

>> No.16071738

>>16071730
Quite possibly, but the Anupup stuff at least I'm definitely using.

>> No.16071743

>>16071729
I'd spoil her all day and night!
It's almost winter too so she doesn't need to worry about swimsuit season

>>16071733
That's how you get pudgy vampires.

>> No.16071744

>>16071709
But that's what vampires eat. She will starve.

>> No.16071757

>>16071744
I don't care. Blood is disgusting and all she's getting of me is my cum. I won't even love her. I'll just treat her like a used tissue.

>> No.16071758

>>16071732
Something like that.
You know the kind of stuff that can make a flayer go insane? You'll be fucking that.

>> No.16071764

>>16071743
PUDGY DRAGONS IN COMFY SWEATERS WITH FAT TITS

>> No.16071768

>>16071764
The best for sharing hot coco with.
Gonna snuggle all of her, though I do hope she has a rear to match.

>> No.16071769

>>16071758
>Matango mixed with a Roper and a cockroach the animal not the monster girl

>> No.16071771

>>16071757
you sound like a filthy human anon,maybe vampires arent for you

>> No.16071773

>>16071757
I hope you get mindbroken and used as a toy.

>> No.16071774

>>16071723
>>16071729
No, get that pudge out of here. She won't be getting fat, she is going to have some cavities.

>> No.16071782

>>16071774
Well that wouldn't happen as the dragonfu always brushes her teeth, even if I have to do it for her.

She's real lax about weight lifting though.

>> No.16071784

>>16071774
Silly anon. Dragons can't get cavities. Only pudge. Just let it happen. Squeeze the dragon pudge.

>> No.16071789

>>16071771
Dragons are dirty filthy blood sucking creatures anyway.

>>16071773
N-Never!

>> No.16071794

>>16071784
No. Get that shit out of here.

>>16071782
I would massacre her with training.

>> No.16071800

>>16071794
That would be good too.
Muscled dragons are always fine but I'm feeling some soft, pudgy ones this morning.

>> No.16071801

>>16071794
Shhhh. No struggle. You will enjoy pudge if you just try it.

>> No.16071805
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16071805

So I saw this documentary about how trees chemically communicate with one another and how parent-trees pass down nutrients to their "children", but how trees also share nutrients with other trees not their species.
Plants are a lot more interesting than you might think, please don't neglect the green.

>> No.16071811

>>16071801
Oh there will be struggling alright. She is going to regret stealing those candies.

>> No.16071816

>>16071805
Plant's are nice but they seem pretty bad-endy.

>>16071811
Is this going to end like the "Smoke a whole carton of cigarettes' thing?
Because dragons can eat quite a bit.

>> No.16071819

>>16071805
I dunno it's creepy walking through the forest and hearing distant cries of "feed me".

>> No.16071822

>>16071819
Does it have to be cum?

>> No.16071824

>>16071811
Enjoy her while you can. You can whip her into shape anytime. She's going to need the pudge for the winter.

>> No.16071829

>>16071805
Plants are up there in best types of monsters with undead and slimes

KC really doesn't do them any justice, there are hundred of gorgeous alraune designs out there, hell even MGQ had an entire part dedicated to plants

>> No.16071832

>>16071816
Nah, she can eat quite a bit and she can train even more. You also gave me a nice idea for christmas request.

>>16071824
She needs me for winter, not shitty fat.

>> No.16071843

>>16071829
>there are hundred of gorgeous alraune designs out there
True.

I love Liliraunes though.

>> No.16071885

>>16071832
>shitty fat

Stop it now. You'll make pudgy girls upset. Pudge is perfect for winter because it gives warmth not only to be dragon but to her husband. But from the sounds of it. You don't deserve a comfy winter dragon to cuddle.

>> No.16071891

>>16070001
I lurk here more than I stir shit up, which you wouldn't know because I'm your bogeyman, hiding in your waifu's closet with a big black cock dildo.

>> No.16071905

>>16071885
Okay, maybe calling them shitty was a bit mean, but pudge is still bad though.
We don't need it's warmth when she can lit something up and we drink hot cocoa under a comfy blanket. She is comfy without pudge anyway.

>> No.16071910

>>16071905
But pudge puts the icing on the cake. Wouldn't you prefer to hold more of her? Not too much. But just the right amount.

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>>16071366
The vadalia of Ogres.

>> No.16071924

>>16071910
Nah, I'm fine with what she is now.

>> No.16071968

i love deruderu!

>> No.16071987

i want to have pillow wars with my vampfu to settle who gets the remote

>> No.16072001
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16072001

What if there was a commune in the desert, right?
And there were Ants and Soldier Beetles and Khepris getting along.

>> No.16072012

>>16071987
>Use a silver-lined pillow cover on yours
>Vampfu accuses you of cheating

>> No.16072028

>>16071968
I don't love Deruderu!

>> No.16072036

>>16071968
>Anon somehow makes it all the way through Lescatie without getting raped
>He leisurely strolls through the royal castle
>Reaches the throne room
>Francisca and Druella are discussing
>He walks up to them
>"I love deruderu!"
>They look at him in confusion
>He turns around and walks away
>They just stare at him while he leaves

>> No.16072038

>>16071805
Honeybees are coming to molest your Alraune for her nectar! Would you interfere?

>> No.16072039

>>16071968
I bet one of her more nerdy servants is showing her our posts

>> No.16072043

>>16072036
That anon must have the presence of Akkarin.

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>>16072001
God, is it too much to ask just to be thrown in the Khepri pit?

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>Chief God having the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at her beck and call
>When they're True Neutral at best and would rather spend their time with their husbands over ruining the world
>TFW the last time War was unleashed, she took the form of a massive, flaming Balrog that nearly destroyed a neighboring theocracy to Lescatie
>Until her husband's headpats calmed her down

>> No.16072057

>>16072036
>>16072043
I-it was embarrassing to say the least

>> No.16072062

>>16072056
Just finished Thief of Time have you?

>> No.16072063

>>16072048
That's not a very good idea. They'll cover you. Surround you. They'll be all over you with their bug arms and legs.

>> No.16072068

>>16072062
I want a Panda waifu who just sweeps everywhere she goes and smiles politely at people who threaten her!
Her name would be Lewd-Tze.

>> No.16072076

>>16072062
I don't read Terry Pratchett. Sorry.

Never have the time to, or I'm too busy reading genre fiction based on shit like Planescape, Warhammer Fantasy (Before Shekels of Sigmar), The Harpers, and the Dragonriders of Pern, or even the Clan War from L5R.

I'm an irredeemable faggot.

>> No.16072078

>>16072001
Khepris aren't very inclusive, I wouldn't say that they are racist but they sure seem to prefer staying among their own kind
Only men willing to become their king can join their community, Ants and Soldier Beetles would just be ostracized

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>>16072063
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Next you'll say that them nibbling on my ears and making me watch as the eldest of them mounts me is terrible.

>> No.16072081

>>16072076
Dude. You should read the Discworld stuff. Terry had the good sense to make a Werewolf best waifu.

>> No.16072087

>>16072079
It is. Bugs are not for fug.

>> No.16072090

>>16072078
What if there had been a fuck-up in space-time resulting in their Pharaoh's tomb being located in Nevada, leaving them in need of local labor to unearth it and restore themselves to their former glory?
Because that's what I'm writing anyway

>> No.16072102

>>16072090
Woe to the first worker that meets her. He now has to deal with the Pharaoh's pent up lust.

>> No.16072103

>>16072079
>Anon gets thrown into the Khepri Pit
>Thousands of years later, they excavate him and his bugfu harem
>He's now a bald, golden god with a voice like oiled leather
>MGs throwing themselves at his feet, telling him to break them upon the wheel of lust and make him part of the harem as well
>He just gives them a disgusted look and reaches to his side, pulling over a juicily plump, hourglass figured Khepri
>Their face when despite his status of having a harem, she's his one and only true waifu
>Right before the purity of their loving kiss makes them blinded by the light

>> No.16072104

>>16072078
>I wouldn't say that they are racist
>but they sure seem to prefer staying among their own kind

How are those two things related?

>> No.16072108

>>16072102
And an Anupup licking his face, don't forget that.

>> No.16072116

>>16071356
>Order the "Ara Ara Ultra" package.
>Receive Brow, Shark-Toothed Wild Elf instead, who immediately breaks out and takes off into the woods.
>Comes back an hour later with four rabbits dangling off a crudely-made spear and immediately begins skinning them on the spot before roughly shoving them into my arms for me to cook.
>Make a fuckton of stew, she wolfs down almost all of it.
>Stares at me for a few seconds afterward, before tackling me to the ground with a feral grin, ripping off my pants with one hand and riding me until I black out.
>Wake up the next day, naked, sore and on my dining room floor.
>Stop for a second to ponder why the walls of my home are covered in caveman paintings crudely depicting an elf fucking the brains out of a man in every way conceivable.
>"What the...?"
>As soon as I say it, hear something crash somewhere in the house followed by an awful lot of frantic running.
>Suddenly pinned to the floor again as she forces her lips against mine, her tongue into my mouth and rubs her sopping wet snatch against me waiting for me to get hard.
>This how my life's been going for three days now.

T-thanks Mail Order Elves...

>> No.16072117

>>16072104
Doesn't them only staying among themselves make them look racist?
Anyway they're not racist, most bug species prefer to live in colonies, that's just what they do

>>16072103
>Having a favorite as a Khepri king
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.16072119

>>16072117
>Doesn't them only staying among themselves make them look racist?
Why would it?

>> No.16072122

>>16072117
>Not having a broodmother Khepri that you love from the bottom of your heart

>> No.16072129

>tfw no Kikimora to take care of me while I'm sick

>> No.16072130

>>16072129
Don't remind me, there's a flu going around and I started coughing up yesterday.

>> No.16072133

>>16072119
I don't know, it seems kinda racist when you see that all the other desert species have no problem working together

>>16072122
>Not equally spreading the love to all the Khepris
>Not realizing they all love you to death and you having a favorite would make them sad

>> No.16072136

>>16072130
RIP anon

>> No.16072140

>>16072130
A kiki will cheer you up from wherever she is.

>> No.16072142
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>>16072133
>Becoming a Khepri King
>Impregnating all fifty of your waifus
>Getting smothered in cuddlebugfu bed
>TFW a person comes into your bedchamber
>Only to get hissed at by all those possessive waifus

>> No.16072145

>>16072136
I'm not bloody Japanese.

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>>16072133
>I don't know
You shouldn't be mean against communities just because they care for their own first.

Every community should care for itself first and foremost. No monster should be left out of their own communities to the point that they have to seek others for support. You wouldn't like it if you found out that a soldier beetle or an ant sought part in the khepris' community was because said soldier beetle or ant felt her own kin was alien to her and had to leave.

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>>16072116
Sounds like a grand deal.

>> No.16072161

>>16072142
If I was a Khepri King I'd make deals with the nearby Apophis and Pharaoh kingdom
All the with ultimate goal of becoming the one true desert ruler and making my wives proud

>> No.16072164

>>16072150
Wh-why does White Horn have a gun? I thought they were supposed to be peaceful and comfy!

>> No.16072170

>>16072160
How does one resist raping that fat ass?

>> No.16072172

>>16072150
You're right
This hits too close to home

>>16072164
It's just to hunt some meat for the men she rescues, she herself only eats vegetables so she needs a bit of help hunting

>> No.16072176

>>16072164
She has a gun because some people don't want to be peaceful and comfy, so she has to prepare accordingly

>> No.16072179

>>16070463
Lani wouldn't give you the betus.
She would just eat sweets, raise your food bill, and turn your backyard into a swamp for alligators to live in.

Not as bad as that dork Viccy, but at least any fence hopping burglars will get a nasty surprise once they meet a grump water lizard.

>> No.16072180 [DELETED] 

>>16072179
>Not as bad as that dork Viccy
DELET THIS

>> No.16072185

>>16070463
>poor, stupid Alp's OC Lilim still didn't make it

>> No.16072187

>>16072161
I've had an idea for a Khepri King story, but have been a bit dissuaded from doing it because much like with Ilassa, there'd be some extremely vocal detractors calling him a monsterboy when it's more like he just has so much fucking manna in his body that he's able to do shit a normal mage or magic user would be incapable of.

Such as large scale Sunakinesis, generation and maintenance of the Green Realm ala something akin to Amun-Ra/Horus depending on what you know better, and being just okay at ruling, relying more on Anubis and Thoth girls for his counselors, especially when negotiating trade deals and boundaries with the other kingdoms like the Pharaohs and Apophi. All while his bugfus act as his harem and personal guards/army.

But hey, everything's relative.

>> No.16072189

>>16072185
She needs some art.

>> No.16072192

>>16072189
What does she even look like? Messy hair, muscles, leather clothes?

>> No.16072193

>>16072185
>Summon Renault, foregone conclusion

>> No.16072196

>>16072189
And I'm down to 1 sheet for doodling purposes.
I'm going to use it for a Fairy with an ahoge and bouncy looking hair, or my attempt at it, instead

>> No.16072199

>>16072193
What?

>> No.16072207

>>16072199
I haven't read her story to figure out what would happen

>> No.16072209

>>16072189
the same can be said for all of them apart from deruella mari and ilassa

>> No.16072210

>>16072199
It's Alp's Lilim combined with his joke about tigers being invalid.

>> No.16072212

>>16072207
Well the last guy she ended up with was forcibly jerked off in public.
>>16072210
Joke?

>> No.16072215

>>16072209
And Mari's catmatter.
Surprised Mari's kid doesn't have her own paint huffing, coke snorting, crocodile injecting catmatter.

>> No.16072220

>>16072187
I'd be fine with it as long as he was taught how to do all that stuff, things like that shouldn't come naturally no matter how much you fuck or how much mana was poured into you

Maybe have an elder Khepri be his magic mentor or something

>> No.16072225

>>16072220
That's why Goobis and Thoth are there. Goobis handles the litigation while Thoth gets hissed at by Bugfus for smacking her idiot of a student when he gets distracted by pear shaped bugs and their damnable tanned hips.

>> No.16072233

>>16072225
>when he gets distracted by pear shaped bugs and their damnable tanned hips.
I'd be distracted too

Anyways, write what you want to write if you're having with writing it then people will have fun reading it

>> No.16072240
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16072240

NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDD!

>> No.16072246

>>16072240

>Your reaction when she gets bullied by the stylish gyaru mummy clique and the Oni jocks.

>> No.16072247

>>16072240
>Star Wars
Back to the kennel she goes.

>> No.16072249

>>16072240
>Star Wars
>Not Star Trek
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16072256

>>16072240
Remember Nerdwan?

>> No.16072260
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16072260

>>16072240

Nerds gotta stick together.

>> No.16072261

How is your setting and story coming along, writefags?

Mine is still in the works, but I have ideas about a sequel that takes place 200 years after the main story involving the current MC. It involves a generic "hero who wants to save the world" main character and his trusty Fairy ccompanion/heroine who travel the world and try to do heroic things, only to learn they suck. Big time.

>> No.16072266

>>16072261
I'm playing with my Lilim.

>> No.16072278

>>16072261
It hasn't come anywhere in over a year, just kind of stagnating in the foetid swamp of procrastination, with a thin veneer of crippling self-doubt and loathing.

>> No.16072279

>>16072261
I've plotted out the story I want to tell for the whole 50k words in November part of it. I'm not sure where I'll take it from there, but I'll probably just do a monster-of-the-week stories from there on out.

>> No.16072289
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>>16072260

>> No.16072290

>>16072266
Alp stop playing with yourself.

>> No.16072295

>>16071115
No, this is perfect. Give me this yeti.
She is the prime source of all yetis.

>> No.16072296

>>16072290
It's been some threads since someone called me Alp.

>> No.16072297

Friendly reminder that nerd monster girls have the most fucked up fetishes acquired from years of porn consumption and masturbation

>> No.16072302

>>16072297
That just means we have something in common.

>> No.16072303

>>16072289
>Nerdnuki using a condom
What I'm going to do to that wallflower needs to rubber.

>> No.16072305

>>16071115
I keep getting errors here.

>> No.16072307

>>16072289
This looks like the same artist that does all those Girls Und Panzer hair ruffling doujins.

>> No.16072311
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16072311

Which monstergirls are the most likely to be masochistic?

>> No.16072316

>>16072311
The nameless turtle.

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>>16071115
While I don't mind this image, I wish we had a Yeti with pic-related thickness.

Also, doesn't it bother anyone that Yetis are always drawn with the same hairstyle?

>> No.16072319

>>16072240
Reminder that Velma is a literal sex goddess despite being a nerd.

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>>16072319
>Velma
>That fucking omnipresent zettai ryouiki
>Those sweater puppies
>Those fucking freckles
>That fucking pent up sexual frustration that'd demolish any lesser bed

>> No.16072338

>>16072302
>He would indulge in a nerdy monster girl's fantasies
This is how you end up becoming the boy toy to half a dozen of NEET monster girls who can't even muster the courage to rape

>> No.16072340

>>16072318
I've posted it before, but I want a bancho Yeti with #29 hairstyle

Or a regular Yeti with #24 or #36

http://i.imgur.com/jcNE3A6.png

>> No.16072346

>>16072261
Might be finishing a chapter in a couple days. Apart from that I'm just wondering how to properly write Nyarlathotep giving people an existential crisis en masse.

>> No.16072362

>>16071554
>>16071574
I had a bit of think about this. Don't know how close it is to your story plot, but I came up with the idea of a newly crowned pharaoh who summons an anubis as a wise, divine advisor from the holy afterlife, and gets the anupup.
So now the pharaoh is stuck with a scion-like being, with literally no maturity or knowledge about how the mortal world works. Except that because the anubis is a divine being, she still has all the spiritual knowledge and raw magical power of any other half-god or low-tier god being.

Cue an absolutely heartwarming story about the pharaoh and the anubis growing together. The former learning how to cope with rulership of an entire kingdom, while acting as a mentor/mother/older sister to the anubis in all physical matters. And the anubis acting as a spellcasting teacher, a guide to the supernatural and mystic, and a font of wisdom collected from generations of previous pharaohs.

>> No.16072371

>>16072346
You git gud you memeing faggot.

>> No.16072385

>>16072328

Yeah, Velma always seemed very well-endowed, she just dressed conservatively. I saw an episode of Mysteries Inc. the other day, she had bows in her hair. Was adorable.

>> No.16072398

>>16072311
Alice
Alp
Devil (This one is ok with being anything though)
Succubus (Same than Devil)
Kikimora
Umi Osho


There are way more, I just remember these right now.

>> No.16072410

>>16072311
Kobolds.

>> No.16072414

>>16072316
>>16072398
>Umi Osho
She'd be in heaven if you did some shibari on her, pushed her on her back and used her as your living onahole

>> No.16072416

>>16072311
http://imgur.com/a/doyk6
Holstaurs.

>> No.16072436

>>16072311
>no one remembers the masochistic slave race that is the p'orc

I'm mad AND disappointed.

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>>16072398
Imagine having a big bootied Devil that enjoys spankings.

>> No.16072448

>>16072436
P'Orcs can be both, it's just that people only remember one side.

>>16072438
I really don't, I'm not into masochists.

>> No.16072452

>>16072410
This, a Kobold would probably let you do anything and still love it because it's you.

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>>16072438
"Well Onii-chan, are you just gonna stand there? Or am I gonna have to spank myself?"

>> No.16072472

>>16072452
>and still love it because it's you
Kobolds make me feel all warm inside, especially when this sort of stuff is mentioned.
Like the idea that because of their empathic canid abilties, they can understand and comprehend you on a wordless level more deeply an intimately than any other person, even as much as you understand and feel about yourself.

>> No.16072487

>>16072472
Kobolds are cuties to the max.

>> No.16072495

>>16072469
Yes, spank yourself.

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And this one time, at band camp...

>> No.16072505

>>16072498
I want to be nice to her and show her the world can be a good place.

>> No.16072507

>>16072498
>dat tongue

I want her to plunge it into my throat!

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I really wish I'd have had the presence of mind to write a Halloween story about the Skeleton Apocalypse.

>> No.16072516

>>16072487
And the most theraputic.
You could just rest your forehead against a kobold's, hold her paws in your hands and look into her eyes, and you'd never feel more at peace than you would then.

>> No.16072530

>>16072512
I'd steal a skeleton's leg and force her to have sex with me if she wants it back

>> No.16072548

>>16072530
Nah, you'd just be pulling her leg.

>> No.16072557

Who is rarest waifu? My money goes to Kesaran Pasaran

>> No.16072564

>>16072289
Pudgy nerdnuki is for ear rubbing, head patting, and tender loving in the missionary position.

>> No.16072565

>>16072261
I have something in the works, but I'm a day or so behind with the writing month thing, and even though its a generic monstergirl adventure story, I aim to complete the challenge.

>> No.16072568

>>16072469
What color would a Devils ass be after getting spanked?

>> No.16072571

>>16072565
Just give up.
Procrastination Fairy says to just sit back, relax, order a pizza, and watch some Scooby Doo.

>> No.16072575

>>16072568
A brighter, more reddish color than what it was.

>> No.16072576

>>16072261
I mostly write one shots. The only idea I have for a big story is adventurer who goes around setteling disputes between monsters and humans. He wouldn't follow the order or the demon lord, and I've toyed with the idea of him being a paladin of eros. It would still pretty much be a series of one shots though, like journey to the west or something.

>> No.16072578

>>16072568
Purple.



>>16072469
Images like this make me want to give devils Hathor milk.

>> No.16072583

>>16072557
Pot Devil
Umbrella Girl
Someone I forgot

>> No.16072584

>>16072557
Do you mean species with the least amount of people who like her?

>>16072568
Blue+red=purple
It's basic Wurm math

>> No.16072586

>>16072571
The temptation is there, but I'm actually liking the shitty paint-by-numbers monstergirl world I've built. I may even use elements or scenes of it for oneshots someday.

>> No.16072587

>>16072557
Basically all the early ones. Them, gargoyles, sea slime, kappas.

>> No.16072588

>>16072576
>Eros Paladin
Nerf sword of +10 RABU and copious amounts of pink armor.
This is what I think of when I see Eros Paladins being mentioned.

>> No.16072591

>>16072586
Good on ya then.

>> No.16072597

>>16072261
I've soon got a thousand words of absolute mumbo-jumbo about alternate dimensions and how sex being the source of the power to move between worlds and obtain magical powers is supposed to make sense, and I'll be writing for a while yet. I hope to create a unique spin on Monster Girls and their existence, I guess that's kind of ambitious.

>> No.16072598

>>16072557
I've been here since /a/ and I don't think i've ever seen anyone talk about nereids

>> No.16072603

>>16072588
>Nerf sword
I was thinking about a demon realm sword actually. He would beat up some monster that tried to attack him and then just scold them while they're on the ground.

>> No.16072606

>>16072557
Human? At least in these threads.

>> No.16072607

>>16072557
What qualifies a 'rare' waifu? The number of anons who waifu them? The amount they're talked about?

>> No.16072609

>>16072607
Amount talked about mostly

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>>16072512
Let me tell you about some skeletons, boy.

>> No.16072618

>>16072609
But what if it's only one anon? Like Gazerfag or Miiafag or KDF? I come here a lot and I don't see anyone but them talking about their respective waifus.

>> No.16072623

>>16072618
They still at least get brought up sometimes. There are some who are just never talked about period.

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>>16072612
They're just so fucking cute.

>> No.16072626

>>16072598
>bipedal mermaid
God damn thats creative.

>> No.16072632

>>16072598
They've been brought up a few times
There was that one anon who liked them

>> No.16072636

>>16072626
They're not mermaids, they're nymphos

>> No.16072647
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>>16072598
Nereids are sea Succubutts, which makes even more of a shame that they receive so little attention.

>> No.16072649

>>16072338
You act like that's a bad thing.
>No slender nerdy Anubis whose fetish is having her ears gently blown into during sex.
>No pear shaped nerdy Cheshire whose fetish is being taken from behind and called a slut while being spanked.
>No chubby nerdy Apophis whose fetish is cosplay sex and roleplay.
>No shortstack nerdy Tanuki whose fetish is rough groping during sex.
>No shy nerdy Shoggoth whose fetish is wild sex that shouldn't be anatomically possible.
>No toned Nerdy Dragon whose fetish is Handholding sex in the lotus position while looking each other in the eyes and kissing.
I'd accept my fate with dignity and grace, and take responsibility.

>> No.16072656

Upstart writefag here.
Posted a teaser for this a few weeks ago. Been working on it some more since then.

http://pastebin.com/fa8B50P5

The original teaser ran till line 43.

>> No.16072661

>>16072649
That Shoggoth probably read too many hentais where the guy's dick enters the girl's womb
Prepare to re-enact all her favorite scenes including that one where you grab her womb through her rectum and use it as an onahole while fucking her from behind

>> No.16072667

>>16072557
Honestly only a few dozen monsters get talked about her at all really. Dragon, anubis, cheshire, jabberwalk, wight, vampire, lilim. The list goes on but unless they're part of the select few the thread mostly ignores them.

>> No.16072670

>>16072647
Honestly there are way too many great girls and I can't give attention to all of them

>> No.16072679

>>16072647
They're technically sea nymphs who turned into Succubi, but I'd imagine the reason why they never get any stories is that a majority of writefags lack the stones or the want to do a story of underwater sex.

>> No.16072681

>>16072649
>slender nerdy Anubis whose fetish is having her ears gently blown into during sex.
Fuck, please, you can't type that and do this to me. Putting my favourite girl with my ideal wife bodytype, with the specific ASMR activity that I adore the most, it's just unfair.

>> No.16072687

>>16072679
Underwater sex (so long as you have the necessary adaptions, like waterbreathing and sufficient lubrication) is the second best kind of sex, though.

>> No.16072690

>>16072661
The only reason she can do that is because she's a shape shifting slime with no defined internal organs.

>>16072681
But anon, don't you want to see how adorable she looks when she feels your breath in her ear?

>> No.16072694

>>16072687
>Is the second best kind of sex, though
It really isn't though, given that there's a metric fuckton of bacteria in water that can adversely affect your health.

But the zero-G feel of it is fucking glorious.

>> No.16072699

>>16072656
What's this about then?

>> No.16072704

>>16072694
That's why I said with the necessary adaptions. I might not've said it, but immunity from the infection risks would be a part of it.

>But the zero-G feel of it is fucking glorious.

Looks like you said what the first best kind of sex is before I could.

>> No.16072708

>>16072647
Thanks to those girls and mermaids, getting shipwrecked is an opportunity to get a waifu.

>> No.16072709

>>16072656
>Manticore talks like a nigger
You're a cheeky bastard, I can give you that much.

>> No.16072713

TRANSLATION WHEN

>> No.16072716
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The confused ramblings of a man dying of cancer continue in this 2k word update. I begin to lay the groundwork of my setting and how the MG habit of sex and making daughterus relates to their ability to bend the forces of nature.
New from line 36.

http://pastebin.com/MuA0VZfm

>> No.16072719

>>16072656
>1k2 words
Once again I click your link only to be disappoint by how short your work is

Just go wild, don't worry about the details
Write whatever you feel like until you've had your fill, have fun with it
I'd much prefer if you posted a rough story with substance to it rather than a very polished short introduction

>> No.16072726

>>16072656
Well I'm moderately interested in who all these people are.

>> No.16072743

>>16072719
I'll keep working at it.

>> No.16072748

>>16072690
Yes, of course I do, and that's why it's so unfair.
The urge to blow into her ears is downright painful.
I'd love nothing more than to indulge her in slow sex, her head nestled under my chin so that her 8 inch tall ears are perfectly positioned. Breathing onto her ears, feeling her clench with every faint huff and hum of air, first up to her tips, then back down, to her canals. And then watching her utterly melt in ecstacy when I blow into her ears, stimulating the hairs guarding her ear canals, as she drools from the sensation and holds on for dear life with muscles like quivering jelly.

Anyway, to sum it up, that is a thing I would like.

>> No.16072770

so looking at the wiki it looks like KC does about one book a year. So 2017 is most likely going to have either another story book or another world guide.

>> No.16072784

>>16072743
Good luck, I'm sorry for being so negative
I'm just thinking you probably spent a lot of time writing this when you could have done so much more with a different mindset

By the way, like this anon asked >>16072699 you should post a brief description of the story or at least some infos about it (like the setting, species, etc...)
Many people don't like jumping into stories blind

>>16072770
KC had a twitter vote last year for what he should do for winter comiket, a book about the Sabbat was close second after the Cheshire doujin
I wouldn't be surprised if he was working right now on a WG3 focused on that

>> No.16072794

>>16072713
NEVER

>> No.16072796

>>16072794
EVER

>> No.16072798

>>16072784
Thanks for the advice.

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>>16072716
Just 34747 more words to go and this baby will have filled up the Novel November quota.

>> No.16072812
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What kind of diseases does she carry?

>> No.16072814

>>16072812
Galaria. Jizza-virus.

>> No.16072820

>>16072812
Shitgirl syndrome.

>> No.16072828

>>16072812
Salmonella Fitzgerald.

>> No.16072842

>>16072812
She makes your dick permanently erect and leaking cum until you get a Vamp Mosquito pregnant
It's a fatal disease because most men who catch it kill themselves

>> No.16072843

>>16072812
Babbymaking-at-first-sight-because-them-hips-goddamn disease.

>> No.16072856

>>16072842
According to KC, the bites she gives you will itch permanently unless she bites it again.

Having a permanent itch would lead people to suicide.

>> No.16072857

>>16072842
>Pumping a Vamp Mosquito full of babies
>Meanwhile she's packing lactating G Cups that're rosy red from your blood
>Her milk tastes like strawberry

>> No.16072863

>>16072857
>Her milk tastes like strawberry
Lame. Her milk should taste like brown sugar.

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Anyone got the images from the After School Alice Tale book? I was sure I had them on my hard drive and I've been going nuts trying to find them.

>> No.16072868

>>16072820
fuck you

>> No.16072869

>>16072857
>Vamp Mosquito gives you Walken's Disease from her bite on your junk
"You ghotta help me... I've got this itch that I need scratched."

>> No.16072877

>>16072857
>>16072863
>Drinking a mosquito's milk
Please don't, how is she going to feed your octuplets if you drink it all?

>>16072866
They're on the wikia

>> No.16072878

>>16072240
Nerdy girls are for pure love and cuddles.

>> No.16072879

>>16072877
It's called the cycle of love. I give her babies and blood. She gives me milk and love.

>> No.16072881

>>16072866
God damn Saber bun.

>> No.16072883

>>16072877
>They're on the wikia
Censored though.

>> No.16072885

>>16072866
Unagi Joro scares me. She's way too ara ara and I feel like she would do whatever she wanted to me.

>> No.16072887

>ywn watch cozy Christmas movies with your waifu in front of a fire.
>ywn cuddle her on the couch under a mountain of blankets

>> No.16072889

>>16072887
I fucking hate christmas movies

>> No.16072893

>>16072812
I hope whatever book comes out next has more monster realm diseases.

>> No.16072895

>>16072887
I would rather kill myself then have to watch another Christmas movie.

>> No.16072907

>>16072887
>Christmas movies
not even if she begs

>> No.16072908

>>16072879
Is there a cycle of love for daughters too?

>>16072885
Unagi Joro is like the secret boss of onee-sans
You struggle to not succumb to Jabberwock
You barely survive Kraken cuddles
And then she appears with her gentle smile and one-hit KOs you

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>>16072887
There's only two Christmas movies we're watching, Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard 1

>> No.16072912

>>16072887
>christmas movies
Just kill me now

>> No.16072916

>>16072908
>Fucking your duaghteru
Bollocks/KDF please.

>> No.16072918

>>16072909
I like the way you think, anon.

>> No.16072924

>>16072889
>>16072895
>>16072907
>>16072912
Man, what traumatic experience did you guys have with Christmas movies as a kid?

>> No.16072927

>>16072885
You're face will end up in her large chest no matter what you do. Scary indeed.

>> No.16072930

>>16072909
>Tokyo Godfathers

Patrician taste

>> No.16072932

>>16072916
I meant a different cycle
You give them guidance and parental love
They give you ??? and love

>> No.16072935

>>16072924
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FUCKING SHIT

>> No.16072936

>>16072927
>You're face

fuck me I need a rest

>> No.16072938

>>16072927
Please no, anything but that. I will become her slave for my entire life if that happens.

>> No.16072939

>>16072935
An anon brought up Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard. Both are divine. Please don't talk shit about divine movies.

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You'll never escape!

>> No.16072952

>>16072939
But those barely fucking play during Christmas

It's always shit like Christmas with the Kranks or some other unfunny garbage.

>> No.16072960

>>16072952
>But those barely fucking play during Christmas
I've watched Die Hard 1 or 2 on TV every fucking Christmas since the 90's, step up your game senpai.

>> No.16072966

>>16072941
Wendigos ain't shit.

>> No.16072969

>>16072941
Poor girl is stuck up a tree!

>> No.16072971

>>16072812
Malaria. Not even some strange demon energy sexual kind, just regular malaria.

>> No.16072992

>>16072887
I remember really enjoying the Olive the Other Reindeer back when I was little.
No idea how it holds up now, but it'd be nice to find out and get all nostalgic next to waifu.

>> No.16072994

>>16072916
>KDF
It's not me anon, the only context I talk about fucking daughterus in is when me and/or my waifu is fucking my daughteru. I realize that kind of thing isn't for everybody, and I respect that.

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>>16072969
She's too heavy for the tree branch

>> No.16073006

>>16072994
Would you fuck your grandaughteru? We need to know how far your depravity goes.

>> No.16073007

>>16072887
>not putting this on for your kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jzsKJvWiEI
>not traumatizing your kids with the door knocker scene

>> No.16073021

>>16073006
We've been over this before, it's highly unlikely that I'd even have a grandaughteru and even then it would be highly unlikely that I'd dick her. So effectively no.

>> No.16073026

>>16072995
If I have anything to do with it, that busty Wendigo is gonna get cuddled.

>> No.16073045

>>16073021
Would it be right to say that your fantasy is frozen in time? Seems to me like you can't really imagine your daughter growing up.

>> No.16073060

>>16073045
KDF would tear apart the universe and let free untold eldritch horrors if it meant he might have a chance at living with his unaging wife and child in a single, everlasting moment.

>> No.16073062

>>16072935
WELL NO SHIT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

Jeez. I didn't know so many of you are the Grinch. Your waifu has probably never even heard of Christmas or watched any Christmas movies. What if she wants to watch one?

>> No.16073071

>>16073045
Somewhat frozen, yes. I'm too young to actually have a daughteru who is my Kobold daughteru's age, so until I'm at the point where I am that old, I don't think it'll 'unfreeze'.

>> No.16073073

>>16073060
Oh, you have no idea anon.

>> No.16073099

>>16073062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgP0aUKlmNw

>Not wanting to be the Grinch
Step it up, faggot.

>> No.16073107

>>16073099
Grinch monster girl when?

>> No.16073116

>>16073073
Even if it meant actually, irreparably breaking the universe and freezing time forever, so only the consciounesses of you three would remain as you held each other?

>> No.16073129

>>16073007
the donald duck one actually gave me nightmares

>> No.16073130

>>16073116
That depends, would the three of us be completely frozen except for our consciousnesses for infinity too?

>> No.16073136

>tfw will never sing mr white christmas with ice queen

>> No.16073143

>>16073107
>Tall green unidentifiable monstrosity

>> No.16073146

>>16073130
Yes, but you can choose the positions to be frozen in. Plus communicate through telepathy, and you won't go mad from it. In fact, if you like, it can be like a semi-lucid dream state, where you experience everything with a timeless haze together.
Like how Pandemonium could work in regards to the use of "timelessness."

>> No.16073149

>>16073146
Yes, Absolutely.

>> No.16073161

>>16073149
>>16073130
>>16073073
Where were you when you realized KDF was a Dr. Who villain?

>> No.16073162

I want to get a bunch of White Horns, a Lich, and a sleigh.
Have the Lich enchant the sleigh and use it with the White Horns to give numerous loli monsters a very merry white Christmas!

>> No.16073168

>>16073149
You on't actually think about what's good for your daughter too often do you? Is that because if you did, you'd fall into the rabbit hole of being unable to reconcile fucking her?

>> No.16073172

>>16073162
I think monsters may have a different impression of what constitutes a white christmas

>> No.16073177

>>16073172
I can handle that, providing the Lich Mrs. Claus doesn't kill me over it.

>> No.16073179

>>16073149
Interesting. Depending on your outlook, it's either a kind of perfect heaven where only happiness shared with your most cherishsed loved ones, or a boring, purposeless existence with no spice or flavour that makes life worth experiencing.

Okay, follow up question. What moment would you like to be frozen in with them? What would you all be doing, feeling and experiencing? And imagine that, when the universe stops, those sensations will be drawn out into forever. Like when a computer playing audio crashes, and the single note it was playing at the time just continues in a constant monotone.
Of course, in the dream-like haze of timelessness, it'll soon just become the norm, or a backdrop, to your shared thoughts.

>> No.16073196

Since we're rolling in Christmas already.

>ywn provide an Anubis the warmth she needs
>ywn protect her from the hot humid climate she is so used to
>ywn get triple layered sweater cuddles by a schedule dog off work for Christmas
>ywn feel her warm paws and pads up agains your face
>like soft and fluffy hot water bottles

At least I can simulate it with hot water bottles, fluffy gloves and my imagination.

>> No.16073201

>>16073196
Well fuck I worded that wrong

>ywn provide her the warm humid climate she is so used to*

And a little extra one
>ywn spend a fortune on gas bills.
>you do it for her

>> No.16073203

>>16073168
'Good' is subjective anon.

>>16073179
>What moment would you like to be frozen in with them? What would you all be doing, feeling and experiencing?
Aww jeez anon, I have no idea. Probably just the three of us on our bed cuddling. Ether the peaceful, drowsy serenity just before a nap or the warm, hypnotized afterglow of the best sex ever. Nothing too complex, nothing extreme. Just me and my puppies at our happiest.

>> No.16073212

>>16073201
>gas
Bitch use a wood burning stove.
Ever sit before one of those? It's cozy. Too bad they're illegal now, for whatever stupid reason, and you can only use ones grandfathered into houses before the ban.

Nothing beats them though. Not even a fit Wurm with abs hot enough to cook breakfast on.

>> No.16073216

>>16073201
>gas bills
Ever heard of a fireplace? You're doing winter cozy wrong

>> No.16073221

>>16073203
>'Good' is subjective anon.
No, it's generally accepted that keeping a child in a perpetual state of infantilization is bad for their development. You're fine with robbing your daughter of the joys experiences and heartbreaks of growing up, all things vital to a person's character.

Shows you don't actually care about her asides from her role as a loli cumdump.

>> No.16073224

>>16073216
I want to snugglefuck a White Horn by a warm fireplace while drinking some good spirits.

>> No.16073227

>>16073216
>>16073212
B-But those are expensive to have built. Although they are the comfiest. And maybe building a fire place would pay off in the long run compared to gas. Hell, it's my setting I'll have unlimited cash if I fucking want. Ok.

>ywn be prepared to spend a fortune in wood and coal
>you do it for her

>> No.16073231

>>16073221
This might be true in settings other than mine, but this is my fantasy anon.

>> No.16073239

>>16073216
>>16073227
Good luck heating an entire house by fireplace alone.
t. snowy region

>> No.16073240

I've never seen a tanuki in a wedding dress.

>> No.16073242

>>16073196
I've been dealing with my own anubis Christmas fantasies. Like seeing her bundle up in a sweater, long skirt and stockings, cute paw-boots, and a big, fur-trimmed jacket. All so we can go out together, to a big town center or high street, with a lot of shops, just to soak in the atmosphere and be together.
Walking with arms linked together through a snowy city center, just when it's starting to get dark and the crowds are thinning, all the streetlamps and Christmas lights gradually blooming to life.

If I got too cold, I could ask for her paws on either side of my face to heat my cheeks up. And if she got cold, I'd just open up my coat and let her press herself against my chest, closing the coat around her until she's warmed herself.

But the best thing about it would absolutely be soaking in the magical feeling of the season as a couple. And buying her a cute hat that'd have extra bits to accomodate and cover her ears.

>> No.16073248

>>16073239
>Not moving all essentials into the living room for comfy lazy winter long hibernation cuddles with your waifu

Step up your game pleb.

>> No.16073251

>>16073239
Who cares about the whole? You nap in front of the fire.

>>16073227
But do you chop wood in the frigid cold, shirtless, with your bare hands for her?

>> No.16073252

>>16073231
>In my headcanon children don't need to grow up

>> No.16073254

>>16073252
So this is where MJ really went.

>> No.16073256

>>16073252
Yes, basically. It's not like that sort of thing is unheard of in MGE canon either.

>> No.16073258

>>16073248
>>16073251
I'd like to be able to use the rest of the house without walking into an icebox.
Lord knows the kids would appreciate being able to use their rooms.

>> No.16073262

>>16072667
after a bit of thinking thats surprisingly accurate

>> No.16073267

>>16073251
Anything. For. Her.

>> No.16073269

>>16073203
I thought you'd say something like freezing right on the moment of mutual climax, but that sounds pretty nice too.
If you're going to choose a moment to stay in forever, it'd be one where you'd feel perfectly content. So the relaxing period after some amaxing sex would fit. And that feeling you get when sleeping in late, or getting warm just before going to sleep, too.

I guess it is a hard question to definitively answer. I'm trying to think of a moment and position I'd like to be frozen in with my waifu, but there's so many good opportunities.

>>16073161
Be honest, Anon. If you had the opportunity to violate time and space if it meant happiness with monstergirls, wouldn't you take that chance?

>> No.16073272

>>16073256
I know you don't really care, but if you want any writing you do to be taken seriously, it's best not to out yourself as delusional

>> No.16073274

>>16073258
Let them sit with you.
Or hell, get some form of heating for them at least. Whole house doesn't NEED heating from gas or stove, outside of the bathroom.

Also: thermal underwear. Use them. The cold becomes much more bearable when you have super warm feetie pajamas on.

>> No.16073286

>>16073274
How do wolfus even wear feetie pyjamas?

>> No.16073290

>>16073274
>thermal underwear
Holy crap, it's like they're casual skintight bodysuits in shirt and pants form.

>> No.16073296

What's everybody's plans for thanksgiving?
>have lunch with the family
>have dinner with the waifu
>go to bed and cry myself to sleep

>> No.16073303

>>16073274
>Let them sit with you.
I know kids how kids work. They hate sitting still for more than five minutes.
Nobody wants to come in from the cold to more cold. It's not like I'm making the temperature 76 goddamn degrees inside.

>> No.16073318

>>16073296
>have dinner with the waifu

Lord. Please don't tell me this is the type of anon who eats with a picture of their waifu displayed on their laptop. Because I see where he's coming from and it's a good idea

>> No.16073328

>>16073296
>tfw the rest of my family is literally half the world away

Just as usual then

>> No.16073335

>>16073318
Maybe I should buy a laptop so I can eat at the table with my waifu.

>> No.16073361

>>16073335
What a nice thought

>anons desperate for their waifu sitting at the table eating ready made meals while looking at a picture on their laptop and asking "How was your day"?

>> No.16073364
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16073364

What is your favorite underrated girl?

>> No.16073365
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16073365

>>16073364

>> No.16073367

>>16067004
Okay really. How long does it normally take an official translation to get done?

>> No.16073369

>>16073364
Either Akaname or Scylla.

>> No.16073374

>>16073364
Ryu

>> No.16073375

>>16073364
all the girls are underrated really.

>> No.16073384

>>16073364
Shirohebi.

People just don't appreciate a good yandere loyal wife like they used to.

>> No.16073386

>>16073364
Karakasa-Obake or Cancer

>> No.16073393

>>16073364
What does underrate mean? Because there are like twenty to thirty total girls who get talked about regularly.

>> No.16073400
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16073400

Which succubus maid would you like for yourself?

>> No.16073401

>>16073361
>eating ready made meals
Hey, some of us can cook, y'know.
And I've done something far more embarrassing than just talking to a computer with my waifu's image on it. But even with that in mind, I don't think I'd actually speak out loud to the computer. The most I can see myself doing is putting her picture up, just to the side while eating at the computer. I don't think I'd lay the table for a date with a PNG.

>> No.16073402

>>16073364
Barmotz. Big bouncy sex

>> No.16073403
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16073403

>>16073364
>those clothes

Dwarves definitely deserve more love

>> No.16073405

>>16073400
I only employ Kikimoras.

>> No.16073409

>>16073400
C and F are nice.

>> No.16073412

>>16073286
Custom tailoring.

>>16073290
And now you are imagining numerous mgs in them.

>> No.16073413

>>16073400
D with Cs chest size of course.

>> No.16073420

>>16073400
G is giving off a onee san appeal. So G it is.

>> No.16073422

>>16073400
Lets get this out of the way

God tier
E

High tier
B
A
G

Mid tier
D
H
C

Low tier
F

>> No.16073425

>>16073400
G

>> No.16073426

>>16073401
>I don't think I'd lay the table for a date with a PNG

are you even trying?

>> No.16073428

>>16073400
I dunno, I'm not sure if I would trust a Succubus to do a good job as a proper maid.
If I had to pick one, however, then I'd go with A.

>> No.16073429

>>16071515
I want one of those stupid grimdark doujins where the heroine is raped by pigs but instead its cute boys and orcs.
Or just tentacle rape with a cute tentacle girl

>> No.16073434

>>16073400
G with A's clothes

>> No.16073439
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16073439

>>16073422
>D
>Mid-tier
>F
>Low

>> No.16073440

>>16073412
Damn right. The way that dark fabric stretches and goes thin over the breasts is fucking great.

I'd buy a whole fucking wardrobe of them, in every colour, for my favourite MG.

>> No.16073445

>>16073400
B ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>> No.16073449

>>16073439
Oppai Loli is literally disgusting

You're right though, F deserves to be high tier.

>> No.16073450

>>16073426
I'm just not at that point, at least not yet.

>> No.16073452

>>16073400
Can't I just have all of them?

>> No.16073457

>>16073403
Dwarves deserve to have less shitty bodies.

>> No.16073460

>>16073374
>Ryu
>underrated

>> No.16073462

>>16073457
Exactly, they don't even look like lolis, they just look like some sort of doll plushie shit.

>> No.16073467

>>16073400
>Dat everything on G
Yeah, her.

>> No.16073469

>>16073462
That sounds quite nice though. I wouldnt mind a plushie living doll

>> No.16073471
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16073471

>>16073364
Living doll. I want to win an Alice Game with her.

>>16073400
A looks pretty sane. I like A. Let's go with A.

>> No.16073475

>>16073364
Something about Trolls just makes me attracted to them

>> No.16073480

>>16073471
I wish we lived in an alternative universe where KC decided to draw /m/ shit simultaneously with monstergirl stuff.

>> No.16073482

>>16073429
I just want more mge doujins in general

>> No.16073483
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16073483

Do all vampfus have luxurious houses with big plushy beds for jumping?

>> No.16073487
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16073487

Getting more relevant by the day.

>> No.16073494

>>16073429
>faceless women doujin
This has to have been done. It's probably shit though.

>> No.16073497

>>16073483
No because "vampfus" need to be hunted.

>> No.16073499

>>16073483
This just makes me wonder how a poorfag vampire would act when confronted with the fact that she lives in a box and her dress is all torn.

>> No.16073500

>>16073487
>little cuddle bugs

My heart.

>> No.16073504

>>16073483
Kinda. Monsters apparently naturally gravitate towards certain standings. Vampires are nobility and tend to naturally be rich

>> No.16073513
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16073513

Devil Bugs sure are cute!

>> No.16073517

>>16073513
Why is bug always so smug?

>> No.16073520

>>16073400
Give me D.

Something about a woman in a suit..

>> No.16073524

>>16073517
Because she's always underneath your pillow when you got sleep, enjoying all your warmth.

>> No.16073529

>>16073513
As long as they keep it to just one I'd fug the bug

>> No.16073532

>>16073513
Isn't she a little cold?

>> No.16073538

>>16073499
Would adopt her, even if she's older than me
tfw no more homeless vamp stories

>> No.16073549

>>16073520
So would you want a stern Succubus maid in a suit with glasses to negotiate the terms of her service while sitting in your lap?

>> No.16073553

>>16073400
Torn between D and H.

And I need to choose one...

...D it is. There's just something mysterious and enticing about a fully-clothed succubus

>> No.16073554

>>16073524
That little thief.

>> No.16073555

>>16073549
No, She kabedons me and towers over me.

>> No.16073559

>>16073513
Good night little bug. Have a sweet slumber.

>> No.16073561

>>16073480
Until then we'll just have to live with the ones we get from doomfest.

>> No.16073563

>>16073487
Fall and Summer still need to be done. If only Latenight wasn't kill.

>> No.16073573

>>16073487
>Anon and Yeti
>Anon is introverted and withdrawn as fuck
>Yeti hugs don't seem to be working
>Yeti keeps on hugging
>"Hubby is cold. I'll keep on hugging until I can melt him with my warmth."
>She continues to hug. Never faltering. Never wavering.

>> No.16073575

>>16073563
He's not kill, he goes to /a/ and /v/ drawthreads so he only stops by our little thread once in a while now

>> No.16073581

>>16073573
>no yeti waifu who will hug you even at your lowest point

>> No.16073596

>>16073555
Would she yank down your pants and jerk you off during the Kabedon to give you a taste of what she could do for you if she were your maid?

>> No.16073598
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16073598

Cue the "Frozen" memes, Ice Queen is up on Monster Girls Redux.

We get some nice lore in this profile too about what the snowy region is and how it is governed. Ice queens have some kind of icy psychic sense where they can observe anything happening within their realm.

So yeah, they tend to be voyeurs, though ignorant of why they like to watch so much.

>> No.16073608

>>16073598
Jesus I literally just posted this and get an error message because the file already exists.
Did the translation just get done? I went to check MGR to see what the hold up was and it was already in the OP for ice queen like it got done quick.

>> No.16073616

>>16073598
Not quite sure what to think about this one. The cold indifference is both a blessing and a point of contention

>> No.16073622

>>16073598
>Fucking Ice queen's snow daughteru in front of her

>> No.16073624

>>16073598
>Even monsters that inhabit snow country must be huddled with their husband while confirming each others love, or they cannot even stand before the queen.
Can you cover yourself with Yeti armor or will the Yetis that aren't your waifu freeze?

>> No.16073629

>>16073596
She's classier than that Anon.

She would press her breasts against me and get uncomfortably close.

>> No.16073632

>>16073624
If the yeti's aren't your waifu then they'll want to have a husband to get rid of the cold loneliness. They'll either go and attack someone else or else attack you

>> No.16073636

>>16073608
Yup, she just got posted there. I like to post here quickly for an immediate reaction.

>> No.16073637
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16073637

>>16073598
>Ice Queen
>Disposition: Cold-hearted

>> No.16073640

>>16073598
Well I like her.

>> No.16073641

>>16073598
Its interesting to see monsters who can absorb mana in ways other than through sex. Also guess I was right, they really are forever alone wizards. They have crazy magic but everyone around them goes off to fuck. She's doomed to forever see everyone near her cuddling their husbands.

>> No.16073647

>>16073636
Huh. So when the translation is done it gets added to the OP then?

>> No.16073649

>>16073632
I'll offer them free hot cocoa and meat if they hug me for a few hours

>> No.16073655

>>16073647
Yup, its always been that way. Makes it easy to find.

>> No.16073657

>>16073637
I want to noogie a Cheshire Cat whenever she starts acting too smug.

>> No.16073659

>>16073641
Which is why it is up to your self insert to brave the challenges of reaching an ice queen and thawing her heart! You can do it anon!

>> No.16073663

>>16073657
That's how you get 'pranked' by her Onee-san.

>> No.16073666

>>16073663
I'll noogie her too.

>> No.16073668

>>16073666
Damn satan. Her Cheshire gang will come for you too.

>> No.16073669

>>16073641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

>> No.16073672

>>16073666
That's how you get the whole family on you. To help out with the wedding.

>> No.16073674

>>16073598
So that adds another to the kuudere list.
We now have regular glacies, liches, gnomes, soldier beetles, golems and probably a few others I'm missing.

>> No.16073682

>>16073668
I'll noogie every single one of them.

>>16073672
>That spoiler
Obviously. I wouldn't noogie those sisters if I didn't care.

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>>16073196

It would be nice to cuddle with a Kej around christmas time.

>> No.16073692

How do you make your waifu or daughteru feel better when they're sick?

>> No.16073705

>>16073598
>Even Snowy-Habitat Monsters have to be having sex to bear having an audience with her
>Only ever finds love through mutually emotionless rape
Wow, that's...

>> No.16073708

>>16073682
Are you going to noogie your daughteru?

>> No.16073711

>>16073692
Regular vaginal injections of cum.

>> No.16073712

>>16073598
So this "coldness" ignore any kind of gear you pack as it goes straight to your heart?

>> No.16073713

>>16073692
Make some ol' fashioned chicken and dumplings. Just like what grandma used to make.

>> No.16073715

>>16073708
Playfully if she starts getting snippy.
And that's daughterus plural anon. No way I'm not giving both sisters at least one.

>> No.16073716

>>16073692
By taking care of her so hard she heals and I get sick.

>> No.16073718

>>16073692
Medication, bed rest and home cooked food.
I may not be a pro chef but I can cook a bit.

>> No.16073719

>>16073692
Semen and some adderall

Rub their backs and help them fall asleep, clean up their vomit and cook some soup for them, carry them to the shower and wipe their face with a towel every few hours.

What anyone would do basically.

>> No.16073721

>>16073712
Unless you're hugging or fugging your non-Ice Queen waifu in front of her, yes

>> No.16073722

>>16073692
Grilled Cheese, tomato soup, Sunny D and a playlist of Bob Marley and Enya songs.

>> No.16073723

>>16073682
>pranking a Cheshire is basically the same thing as a marriage proposal

>> No.16073724

>>16073712
I think cold is being used in two ways. Regular physical coldness that probably can be marginalized by wearing the right gear but since shes so powerful there's probably nothing to out right stop it. Then there's magic lonely coldness that no probably can't be stopped. She just kinda saps the spirit energy and heat out of everything around her.

>> No.16073725

>>16073712
>Anons from this thread turn out to be immune

>> No.16073731

>>16073721
So the key to getting to her is to strap a small monstergirl to your chest for warmth and just keep plowing forward ignoring her cries for sex until you reach the queen, at which point you throw your clothes and the small decoy monstergirl away and then fuck the queen.

Perfect.

>> No.16073736

>>16073705
At least she will never stop clinging to you after she 'tasted' your energy.

But the road towards her is a long one.

>> No.16073739

>>16073731
The girl would rape you to feel warmth probably.
Really all it takes to get to her is just be the only single being in a mile radius. Then no other cold monsters will rape you and you wont give in to other monsters from loneliness. Once you get close enough its basically all auto pilot.

>> No.16073743

>>16073598
It's shit.

>> No.16073750

>>16073736
I dunno. Even if you set out on a journey to melt an Ice Queen's heart, something about knowing that there will be no emotion or attachment for the majority of your first time with your future waifu is...depressing.

Upside, the final part of her profile gives me images of Dickthroning.

>> No.16073751

>>16073692
Massages and cooking.
Keeping her comfy with drinks, TV shows and something warm.
Cleaning the house and her hoard to make sure she doesn't need to move.
Going out to the market and keeping the phone on so she doesn't get worried.
Feed her dinner by doing the "ahhhn~" thing.
Making sure I clean each and every spot when in bath with her.
Princess carrying her to bed and laying down together despite her protests that I will also get sick.
Hugging her very tightly and saying how important she is to me.

>> No.16073756

>>16073692
I'd make their favorite noodle dishes and be sure to give them lots of love and attention! I'd pet them, and brush their paws and tails, and make sure they're comfortable and all wrapped up in plenty of warm blankets. If they have the kind of sickness that can be better cured by sweating, I might let them wear some latex, but those sicknesses are rare so it probably wouldn't be necessary.

I'd also make sure to make a lot of physical contact, that is if they're too sick to comfortably have sex. Spirit energy is a powerful medicine and even just a little touch can make them feel better!

>> No.16073758

>>16073743
Ice Queen is not shit!

>> No.16073759

>>16073743
YOURE SHIT

>> No.16073760

>>16073743
Would be better if she were victim to her own loneliness rather than acting like a robot until your saliva touches her.

Then when you break into her inner sanctum you're greeted by a face-ful of ice tits and her freezing cold arms wrapped around you begging for love.

>> No.16073762

>>16073756
>Latex

I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16073765

>>16073760
Yes, that's much better.

>> No.16073766

>>16073725
>"How is it that you can ignore my all-piercing cold human?"
>My heart's already empty.
And then the Ice Queen thaws instantly and goes into healing mode.

>> No.16073769

>>16073762
I heard that he injects latex into his daughteru.

>> No.16073772

>>16073758
>>16073759
She's bad!

>> No.16073777

>>16073766
More like
>I guess that makes two of us
>dead bedroom ensues

>> No.16073778

>>16073724
You'll probably need power armor with thermal units to brave through the first kind of cold. Without it your life expectancy would be 2 minutes in the inner areas.

The second would require a shitton of willpower to move forward.

>> No.16073782

>>16073772
Who's more boring?

Ice queen or Otohime?

>> No.16073784

>>16073760
>Enter the inner sanctum of the emotionless Ice Queen
>Your body and heart are frozen solid, feeling no emotion
>You can see her utterly emotionless gaze staring back at yours from up on her throne
>Which she is sitting on, slouched down low, her dress hiked up and her legs spread wide open over the legs of her seat
>There's a neon sign flashing "DO ME" mounted above her

>> No.16073786

>>16073743
She isn't shit but the Glacies is still better. I'm glad that they aren't an evolution.

>> No.16073787

>>16073782
Otohime.

>> No.16073789

>>16073598
Wow, those snowy regions sound pretty unpleasant. Strangely enough, I'd still prefer it over most other realms, behind oceans and lakes.
In terms of the Ice Queen herself, I dunno. Kuuderes are sort of endearing, but she takes it to a whole new level. Not sure if I would be able to handle both types of her coldness.
I'd prefer if she was like >>16073760

>> No.16073792

>>16073772
Im sorry anon but not even mamomo mana can cure shit taste

>> No.16073797

>>16073598

So even if you suddenly start groping the queen, she won't even give a shit until you kiss her?

That gives me all kinds of ideas on things to do her body before kissing her. Perhaps stripping her nude and moving her body to make her do silly poses.

>> No.16073802

>>16073792
What is GOOD about her?

>> No.16073804

>>16073797
Yep. And she won't even care.

>> No.16073806

>>16073598
It's like those oglaf comics.

>> No.16073810

>>16073789
Pretty sure turning into an incubus would get rid of the chill problem.

>> No.16073817

>>16073784
This reads vaguely like Oglaf..

>> No.16073821

>>16073802
Beautiful
Kuudere that becomes deredere without the going crazy problem the lich has
Regal and powerful
Helps others find love inadvertently by freezing their hearts so they seek affection from monsters
The blue is pretty aesthetic

>> No.16073825

>>16073810
Wouldn't stop the constant IQ-induced loneliness though.

>> No.16073828

>>16073825
That would be solved by actually having the ice queen as a wife to not feel lonely with.

>> No.16073832

>>16073784
>drawing closer you can see her legs trembling, knuckles on her hands white from the pressure as she grips the armrests on her throne with enough strength to fracture the ice
>Her breathing is rapid and shallow, her eyes darting between your own and your crotch, she's practically thrusting herself at you from how fast she's shaking
>"So do I just go ahead or..." You tilt your head and scratch your chin
>"Do as you wish mortal human, I honestly couldn't care either way" She declares while gyrating her hips and rubbing her thighs together

Pathetically lonely ice-queen who's too proud to admit her desires sounds cute. Woodbury.

>> No.16073833

>>16073828
Or just
you know
yeti.

>> No.16073834

>>16073832
>The second you stick it in she starts squealing like a hentai female lead and leglocks you.
>She actually hits her orgasm five times before you hit your first.
There's something about repressed girls man.

>> No.16073836

>>16073821
So royal glacies, but with a voyeur fetish.

>> No.16073837

>>16073810
Except even monsters adapted to the cold are effected by the "cold heart" mana drain. No matter how you slice it, reaching a ice queen as a unwed man would not be easy, and as a wed one you'd be too focused on cuddling your wife to bear to go to thaw the ice queen.

>> No.16073839

>>16073836
And a whole kingdom plus better magic power

>> No.16073842

>>16073837
Im...not sure what my post had to do with that,.
I was saying that if you were an incubus with the ice queen as a wife you probably wouldn't feel the physical cold. Just like how an incubus can fuck a magma slime wife and not feel hot.

>> No.16073844
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>>16073839
How materialistic.

>> No.16073846

>>16073839
Going by the description, it sounds like they aren't rulers of a kingdom so much as they are the most powerful monsters in the region, and the fact that they cause arctic regions to form in the first place means that any other elementally aligned monstergirls will naturally hold them in high regard.

Like nobody actually thinks of her as queen, but they go ahead and appease her since she makes it easy to catch husbands and creates the winter.

>> No.16073848

>>16073844
I'm just saying an ice queen isn't just glacie with a crown on top.

>> No.16073849

>>16073844
I want to facefuck a Cheshire Cat while her Onee-san whispers encouragement in my ear.

>> No.16073855

>>16073846

Even monsters can't bear to be near the Ice Queen unless cuddling with a man. Makes me wonder if other monsters even like her.

Truly forever alone monsters.

>> No.16073858

>>16073834
>She actually hits her orgasm five times before you hit your first.
I know that was probably a joke but thats actually just how that works. According to the actual official canon stuff, monsters cum like crazy just from putting it in, let alone actually having sex. The only reason they don't go limp or pass out is because they're so much better at handling the pleasure.

>> No.16073860

>>16073725
This is also what im thinking. Too bad were both Kuu and i don't know if a relationship between Kuu will even work.

>> No.16073867

>>16073842
I see, yes, that would certainly be true. I thought you were saying an incubus could get to a ice queen's throne with no problem.

>> No.16073868

>>16073858
I was going for a "becomes a slave to the pleasure" thing. Ice Queens probably don't have very good endurance against pleasure, so it's probably easy to make them into limp ahegaoing messes who cum every time you thrust.

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16073875

I would like to remind everyone to not forget to tease and bully their new Kikimora once a day in order to achieve maximum maid effeciency.

>> No.16073876

>>16073725
I wouldn't say 'immune'

More like 'desensitized'

>> No.16073878

>>16073846
Well it says that they govern the region and can keep track of the region's affairs from their palaces, so it certainly sounds like they are legitimate rulers. Its just that most of their commands would be issued through their servants. If you want a direct audience with one you usually need to be married to withstand the cold.

>> No.16073880

>>16073875
I treat my maids with proper respect, thank you.

>> No.16073882

>>16073875
Kikimoras are not for bullying. They are for head pats and making mothers out of.

>> No.16073885

>>16073875
What? Obviously, the best way of ensuring maximum efficiency is adjusting her pay such that it's proportional to how well she's doing.

>> No.16073886

>>16073855
She can alert other monsters to humans in distress (future husbands) in her domain, so they would have reason to hang around her. Not to mention there's a charybdis style scenario around her immediate presence.

>> No.16073887

Is it possible for a man to be some sort of magnet for a species or personality?

>> No.16073888

>>16073575
And here I thought he was only ours. Those filthy whore boards.

>> No.16073892

>>16073887
Species I kind of doubt. Personality yes in the normal way. Sadistic dominant monsters are probably going to naturally seek out masochistic men and so on. Probably something to do with mana and all that stuff.

>> No.16073900
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16073900

>>16073880
>>16073882
>>16073885
That is completely understandable. Instead I shall recommend everyone to take a roomba-maid in. It would reduce the workload of your maid and result in an even cleaner household.

>> No.16073904

>>16073875
Exactly! Never compliment your kikimora or else she'll get lazy and expect more for less.

Never give her more headpats than necessary or she'll start slacking off and coming to you during work hours to negotiate a head pat salary.

Cuddling should be reserved for new years and birthdays. If you cuddle her for anything else she'll start thinking that she can get more if she begs hard enough.

Next thing you know you've got the unions up your ass demanding weekly cuddle sessions and other nonsense.

I always yell at my kiki to keep moving or else she goes in the broom closet and I'll be buying a roomba, that keeps her on her toes.

>> No.16073906

>>16073875
So I should taint the carpet with red wine?

>> No.16073914

>>16073900
I have an Elf maid. She's a former princess.

I didn't even ask for her she just showed up one day. She keeps saying I enslaved her and I'm going to "have my way with her". I keep trying to get her to leave but nothing works.

>> No.16073915

>>16073900
I would be fine with an Automaton maid.

>> No.16073918

>>16073900
>you will never have a Kikimora, a Shoggoth, and a Roomba Automaton all fight for your affection

>> No.16073919

>>16073887
I like to think that, since we usually portray the mgs as lovey and loyal, that they somehow know when a man is adequate for them, call it magics, aura, scent or whatever. Doms with subs, fighters with other fighters, you know.

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>>16073563
What MGs would work best for Fall and/or Summer?

>> No.16073929

>>16073918
Be careful with that. You might cause the ultimate maid wars.

Be insanely careful though if you have those three, a Titania, a Demon and a Dark mage.

>> No.16073936

>>16073598
>you become an emotionless husk with completely passionless sex with her
>your entire reason and goals for even meeting her have been lost with your heart
>hey but at least you two have alot of time to get to know each other

Honestly, I kind of would like that as a fantasy. I also like the cold and I do know the feeling of working towards something for so long you forget the reasons why you started nor why you are still going.

>> No.16073941

>>16073929
>ultimate maid wars
I'll pay money to see this.

>> No.16073942

>>16073692
Over the counter drugs and conversation.

>> No.16073949

>>16073926
I'm drawing a blank for Autumn, but Summer evokes images of a beach episode.

That means mermaids, nereids, scyllas, merrows, sea bishops, sea slimes, kelps, cute cancers, possibly krakens and any number of aquatic monstergirls that aren't pinging at the moment.

Also I'm pretty sure that's a new, original Latenight image. Is that you?

>> No.16073950

Hey Anon, please remember that you are a great husbando and fatheru.

>> No.16073960

>>16073936
Sex heals both your frozen hearts anon, you'd be back to your old self in no time.

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>> No.16073971

>>16073926
I love the way you draw outfits Latenight.

>> No.16073974

>>16073926
Fall is for spooky girls, Trolls and Autumn Alraunes and Dryads.

>> No.16073975

>>16073950
Factually wrong

>> No.16073976

>>16073926
Ah, thought of something for Autumn immediately after >>16073949

Theme would be Harvest. Anon with his back bent under a sack of rice/grain/subsistence crop. Likely pestered by the neighbouring Troll, Holstaurs, P'Orcs, Cockatrices and assorted agricultural monstergirls. Possibly even Inaris and other Zipangu deity monsters since they are arguably gods of the harvest. I know Inaris can be worshipped as harvest gods.

Alternatively, harvest festival in Zipangu and Anon is taking a seat during festivities.

>> No.16073978

>>16073936
That does make me wonder, what happens if you and your ice-queen waifu are completely incompatible but she refuses to let you go because she's always been alone and the thought of you leaving is too much for her to bear?

>> No.16073985

>>16073936
>completely passionless sex
It's the opposite isn't it? You become so starved for affection that you sex her with wild abandon

>> No.16073990

>>16073904
I read that as 'onions up the ass'

>> No.16073993

>>16073926
Kikis because they are the ones that sweeps the leaves.

>> No.16073999

>>16073966
Go on...

>> No.16074002
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16074002

What would a Shortstack Automaton use in combat?

>> No.16074006

>MFW liking erotic horror and writing
>MFW last time doing it in here people got mad
>MFW MFW better shitpost Norse Gods

>> No.16074012

>>16074006
does the erotic horror in question have bad ends?

>> No.16074013

>>16074006
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16074017

>>16074002
The Big Guns

>> No.16074018

>>16074002
The plates on her hips slide up to reveal heat seeking missiles and her thighs contain more ammo.

>> No.16074019
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>> No.16074023

>>16074002
>no shortstack Automaton with a height complex who uses nothing but huge guns and cannons

>> No.16074024

>>16074002
Bazookas, Grenade launchers and Beam Bazookas.

>> No.16074028

The Ice Queen entry is pretty boring but to honest a lot of popular monsters like the Apophis are pretty shit if you just go by the entry (95% of it is just their war with the Pharaohs). Time will tell if fan art and thread canon will make them more interesting.

>> No.16074034

>>16073900
Given the choice, I would have just gone with a Roomba maid in the first place.

>> No.16074036

>>16074002
>breast plate splits open down the crevice in the middle to reveal two napalm slicked flamethrowers

>> No.16074040

>>16074024
Would beam weaponry exist in the MGE?

>> No.16074042

>>16074028
Threadcanon could fix them, but they wouldn't really be Ice Queens anymore.

>> No.16074046

>>16073926
My suggestion is that I want to cuddle the Anubis president!

>> No.16074053

>>16074013
Make me.

>>16074012
Questionable ends.

>> No.16074055

>>16074040
Gremlins.

>> No.16074062

>>16073960
Yeah the heartwarming part is the peak and it makes me feel all giddy inside
>>16073978
Mamano man fixes all things, including relationships involving people who have no business in being a couple. Though in that case who is the Lima to the Stockholm is a bit of a conundrum.
>>16073985
Yes you are right, I was wrong, your answer provides a much more pleasant alternative.

>> No.16074066

>>16074040
>beam weaponry in MGE
>concentrated aphrodisiac laser that only destroys clothes

>> No.16074076

>>16074055
Well then.
>>16074066
Accounting for the presence of magical DE infused gems in the MGE, I could see Gremlins developing experimental weaponry that uses them.

>> No.16074083

>>16074055
>There will be no art of Cyclops and Gremlins trying to out do each other with bigger and better weapons, tools and architectural monuments

>> No.16074087
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I wanna dare a dragon that she cant spend 1 day plugged up after relentlessly milking me!

>> No.16074089
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16074089

I'm sad that wolfus aren't real

>> No.16074106

>>16074087
I wanna dare my Dragon to spend one week without getting near me!

>>16074089
Wolfus are sad that you aren't real.

>> No.16074112

What would happen if an ice-queen were to move in next door to you?

>Thermostat has to be constantly on in order to off-set her natural coolness
>Servants and opportunistic monstergirls constantly in your yard and neighborhood waiting for you to open your door and open your pants
>Car accidents massively increase due to the constant blizzard and slippery roads
>Have to hire someone to insulate and winter-proof your house if you previously lived in a tropical or temperate climate

What other nuisances occur by living near an Ice-Queen?

>> No.16074129

>>16074112
Unbearable loneliness, I'd guess. So nothing much changes.

>> No.16074158
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16074158

What is more potent between a Basilisk gaze and the Manticore venom?

i need the answer for research purposes, a better question would be, which one would you rather get molested by for a full week of these two girls?

>> No.16074163

>>16073769
That's ridiculous anon.

Latex transformation is an unholy abomination and should be purged with great prejudice.

>> No.16074164

>>16074019
Dat belly tho.

>> No.16074168

>>16074158
Both.

>> No.16074172

>>16074158
I think that a Basilisk's gaze is stronger. As for your other question, I'd probably go with the manticore.

>> No.16074176

>>16074158
Manticore sounds painful

Basilisk at the very least is a good girl who dindu nuffin wrong she was just using her pheromones.

>> No.16074179

>>16074112
My knee would be in continuous pain from the constant cold exposure

>> No.16074182

>>16074158
Basilisk gaze is pretty much unparalleled.
I'd also choose the Basilisk. I'm not much into sadists.

>> No.16074189

>>16074158
I wonder if people know the backstory behind that manticore in particular. She's supposed to be the head of a fetish club or something iirc.

>> No.16074194

>>16074158
Will the manticore cuddle with me afterwards?

>> No.16074201

>>16074189
>She's supposed to be the head of a fetish club or something
I know what that's supposed to mean, but now I can't help but imagine a Dom Club in MGC high filled with sadistic girls like Manticores, Dark Elves and the like.
I want to be their boytoy.

>> No.16074205

>>16074042
Thread canon twisted a lot of monsters to not be what they are. It happened with anubis, dragon, hellhound. I doubt it will happen with ice queen but theres no real telling.

>> No.16074208

>>16074053
>Questionable ends.
As long as you don't go full guro or snuff i say go for it

>> No.16074212

>>16074201
Where do I join?

>> No.16074222

>>16074205
>anubis
Yeah, I'll give you that one.
>dragon
How so? They still seem to be depicted as tough & proud.
>hellhound
Not really. That gets called out all the time.

>> No.16074223

that was before when CYOAs were a big thing here. People would accept a single individual monstergirl having a different personality in a cyoa and then after the story had finished that personality was seen as the default for the species. Nowadays where the threads are so quiet I doubt you'll get a story that can sway people's opinion of a single monstergirl species so terribly in one direction anymore.

>> No.16074234

>>16074223
meant to link to >>16074205

>>16074222
The worst victim were wurms, they got turned into puppies when they were supposed to be vicious and somewhat dim.

>> No.16074239

>>16074222
>They still seem to be depicted as tough & proud.
Some of the time. I think it's just that they get posted alot by alot of different people and so they have little solid characterization in thread canon. You can have kuudere dragons or onee chan dragons or all sorts of stuff
Hellhounds are basically just werewolves with a coat of black paint now. I mean going by the profile while they are affectionate they don't tend to do headpats or so on, they usually just express affection through raping someone until they can't talk

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>>16074168
>>16074172
>>16074176
>>16074182

Basilisk lovers where u at?

>> No.16074251

>>16074239
>I mean going by the profile while they are affectionate they don't tend to do headpats or so on
The main difference is they see you as something precious they need to protect since "obviously" (to them) a human can't do it themselves.
But they will always see men as weaker than MGs.

>> No.16074285

>>16074243
I like the Basilisk. Lamias should be yanderes that are obsessive about monogamy. I honestly dislike the Apophis and the Echidna and how neither entry really fits with the rest of the lamia family.

>> No.16074286

>>16074158
>Manticore
>Kurumi manticore
nope nope nope nope nooooooooooooooope

>> No.16074289

If you're the covenentor to an elemental please remember to exercise moderation in the bedroom to prevent them turning into a dark elemental and corrupting the land into a dark demon realm.

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>>16074251
>Hellhounds give you the headpats
>with her big meaty paws
>and claws
>that can both be heated up for maximum comfy
excellent
my head will never be itchy ever again

>> No.16074299

>>16074285
>dislikes Apophis and Echidna
You done it now with your shit taste, them's fighting words anon, I dare say grape snakes are as yandere as the shirohebis, and the Echidnas need a strong man so he makes a good father.

>> No.16074300

>>16074239
I feel a little bad for Hellhounds. I know they are just tough love dogs that rape the shit out of you and then the cuddles that comes afterwards are heavenly, but I only see them as someone who would just rape and humiliate me before throwing me away.

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>>16074294
I wanna touch her paw pads!

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>>16074305
her paw pads will touch you first in very weird places

>> No.16074315

>>16074300
You should go have a reread of the profile sometime.
>The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it.
>they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.

>> No.16074317

>>16074310
>you will never 'get weird' with a Hellhound

>> No.16074323

>>16074208
>Full guro or snuff
I may be a passive-aggressive shitheel but even I know what is and isn't taboo, Anon, at least give me that much credit. I wouldn't proactively shitpost with anything furry/scat/guro/snuff unless it was on TFT or /d/, because both of those sites are degenerate pieces of muff garbage.

I will shitpost with breeding, though. Ferocious, wanton breeding that shows the ultimate of joining together in the flesh. To make a babby.

>> No.16074325

>>16074300
Exactly this.

If rape is literally the only language you speak then I think we're just too different for each other.

I want rape and the tender love that follows afterward like cuddling and snuggling and the look in her eyes when you're walking down the street and a girl looks at you and it's like a nuclear bomb just went off in her iris and her grip tightens and she pulls you close so that her scent will be forever engrained in your flesh and nobody will ever doubt that you two are a couple.

Rapedog with some humiliation thrown in the mix feels wrong.

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>>16074310
That's perfectly okay.

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>>16073949
>>16073974
>>16073976
>>16073993
Thanks for the suggestions!

>>16073971
Thanks!

>>16074046
Only on break.

>> No.16074332

>>16074325
>humiliation
What the fuck are you getting this from?

>> No.16074336

>>16074329
I wonder, how do you feel about doll or mechanical joints?

>> No.16074340 [SPOILER] 
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>This monster is never posted or discussed on the MG threads

whats her species anons?

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>>16073725
Here, have a tiny Ice Queen story written in like half an hour.

http://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi

I should've been writing more Victoria

>> No.16074343

>>16074329
I want to massage her exposed shoulders

>> No.16074346

>>16074342
Fuck off Losenis

>> No.16074349

>>16074340
Those head pauldrons better only be for show, because if those are prevalent on the Chimaera species as a whole I'd be pretty salty.

>> No.16074350

>>16074329
Be back soon bud, don't want anything to happen to the other board whores, do you?

>>16074342
Yes you should.

>> No.16074356

>>16074329
Oh yeah thanks for that cute dragon. You really made me happy.

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>>16074329
That's a pretty schedule dog

>> No.16074360

>>16074346
Fuck off Anonymous

>> No.16074368

>>16074349
For what reason?

the first thing that comes to my mind when i see a manticore is DOOM baron of hell,motherfuckers are scary on groups

>> No.16074369

>>16074340
Too much shit crammed onto a single design.

Plus the fact that they can technically be any mix of monsters means that they technically have no shape or form, and it's up to the writer/artist to design them, in which case it's better to just choose an already existing monstergirl than making one up.

Also the MPD is a shit fetish and would be uncomfortable to live with.

>> No.16074371

>>16074332
Look at the my post, I was talking about how I see Hellhounds as violent rape machines that throw you away after use. I know it's not like that, but it's the way I see it. No need to worry though, I don't go around screaming rapey dog.

>> No.16074373

>>16074299
Almost everything people ever talk about when they talk about the Apophis is thread canon or grape snake memes. The entry is completely about their fights with the Pharaoh. Then the last sentence is pretty much p.s. if they find a man they act like a normal monster.

>> No.16074378

>>16074340
Who is Gargoyle

>> No.16074388

>>16074285
Neither of those profiles claim they don't like monogamy though, indeed one could claim the opposite. They just don't make special mention of their jealousy, which is just as well as it could get repetitive.

>> No.16074392
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>>16074340
Cupid, Gandharva and Apsara

>> No.16074401

>>16074392
Since all those eros monsters are going to be in second encyclopedia I'm hoping there's a section on eros in the second encyclopedia. It would be nice to learn more about best god.

>> No.16074402

>>16074310
Jesus fuck...

I want to dive into those thighs.

>>16074340
Black Harpy

>> No.16074404

>>16074349
Given that Chimaera traditionally have three heads, those pauldrons are there to stay. Which is absolutely retarded.

>> No.16074406

>>16074373
Valid points, which is a shame, and I would have ignored you as a silly Pharaoh shill but the fact that you tackled the instant MILF- just add husband, was kind of stupid. Why wouldn't she be possesive?

Anyway in the end this is simply a taste fight so it's pointless, I would always win.

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>>16073936
>Insane Anon "The Chillinator" Johnson goes to see the Ice Queen
>He rushes towards her, despite the cold and frostbite slowing him down
>Ice Queen's guards have no idea whats going on and can't keep up with the madman
>By the time he reaches her he forgets his entire reason for coming to this snow forsaken place
>And his feet are frozen in place within arms reach of the Queen
>Goes for the hug and the Queen waves her guards away
>Bangs her, bangs her good, bangs the chilliness right out of her
>Remembers why he came afterward and the spiraling stupidity of his decision in life that lead up to this
>He wanted to rape the Ice Queen because he always wanted to be with Royalty at least once in life before dying
>Doesn't have the heart to tell anyone, especially not her, even when she asks kindly

>> No.16074414

>>16074289
Who says it would have to become a dark realm? Polove is according to KC a bright green mamono realm, despite having been made by a dark matter herself, the ultimate dark elemental.

In other words, just try to keep yourself and your elemental from dispositions that can create dark mamono realms.

>> No.16074415
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>>16073875

>> No.16074416

>>16074294
>>16074305
>>16074310
>>16074327
I want to be hunted down and raped to tears by a busty Hellhound!
I want to wake up next to her in her bed only for her to shove my face between her boobs and tell me that I'm her boyfriend now before slowly sliding beneath the covers and molesting my morning wood with her mouth!

>> No.16074422

>>16074404
Judging how part of them is transparent, they appear to be made of mana. Chances are she can make them vanish or reappear at will.

>> No.16074423
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>>16074401
>Eros
>Best God(dess)
Funny thing is in the original Greek myths, Eros was actually the child of Ares and his great-aunt Aphrodite, embodying wild, passionate love. Which means that if Eros is related to Ares in some way in MGE's lore it could possibly mean she had sex so full of passion and love that all that doki-doki transferred to her daughter.

>> No.16074426

>>16074415
Bad kiki.

>> No.16074440

>>16074415
That's it, no more martial arts for you.

>> No.16074449

>>16074369
>Plus the fact that they can technically be any mix of monsters means that they technically have no shape or form, and it's up to the writer/artist to design them, in which case it's better to just choose an already existing monstergirl than making one up.

Technically yes, but designs notably different from the profile one are specified to be atypical.

>> No.16074452

>>16074423
I don't think KC is that good at mythology to have that happen. I'm pretty sure he just wanted a goddess of love and chose Eros because it sounded more erotic.

>> No.16074453

>>16074388
Almost all monsters besides the few harem girls do. But the point is that the Shirohebi, Vanilla lamia, medusa, and Basilisk have entries entirely devoted to how much they are obsessed with their husbands while the other 2 don't. Which is why they are my least favorite lamia.

>> No.16074458

>>16074452
Well Eros is also attributed to lust by Freud, if I'm not mistaken.

>> No.16074463

>>16074423
>You'll never be sacrificed to a demigod Daughter of Eros by one of her cults.
>Contrary to what the order told you would happen, you're actually bathed and cleaned thoroughly and left to wait on an incredibly comfortable bed.
>Then a delicious brown girl with hips like you wouldn't believe walks into the room in boner inducing lingerie, looks at you and licks her lips.
>The rest of the night is a blur, but you wake up with her clinging to you and a pounding feeling in your heart.
Fuck.
If you want to see what I'm imagining the lingerie looks like, look up Thin Veil Sexy Lady Lingerie.

>> No.16074465

>>16074369
>Succubus body
>manticore tail
>jabberwock tongue buddies
>basilisk eyes

there, i just made the lewdest chimera ever

prove me wrong

>> No.16074467

>>16070450
Real talk, did he fuck the Orca?

>> No.16074474

>>16074406
I could care less about the Apophis or the Pharaoh.
My top 5 are the:
1. Ghoul
2. Shirohebi
3. Vanilla lamia
4. Medusa
5. Basilisk

>> No.16074477

>>16074465
Incorrect.
>Succubus Body
>Holstaur Tits
>Cheshire Cat Ass
>Manticore Tail
>Hellhound Pussy
>Basilisk Eyes
>Dragon Wings
>Yeti Mofu
>Ghoul Mouth
I'm sure someone could add on to this.

>> No.16074479

>>16074474
>Not lamia
>Lamia
>Lamia
>Lamia
>Lamia

You confuse me.

>> No.16074483

>>16074479
I have a blowjob obsession.

>> No.16074485

>>16074369
Chimaeric Automatons.

>> No.16074486

>>16074463
>Demigods
Not monstergirls, sod off.

>> No.16074487

>>16074486
Also canon.

>> No.16074494

>>16074486
Demigods are practically monstergirls anon. They're like Lilims but Holy, depending on their mother.

>> No.16074500

>>16074477
>Kej hair
>Lich brain (smart, but filled with lewd thoughts)

>> No.16074505

>>16074453
So the ending of the apophis profile (where it says that as lamia family monsters their attachment to their husband is extremely powerful, to the point they even lose all interest in opposing pharaohs) isn't enough to count?

>> No.16074510

>>16074485
Isn't that just an upgrade? Or a cyborg I guess could also count.

>> No.16074520

>>16074483
>no solider beetle

>> No.16074531

>>16072318
>Master, it's time for your weekly testicle cleaning
>Please remain calm while I remove them '

T-Thanks based Space Jin.

>> No.16074539

>>16074531
His girls titties and overall thickness is sublime, but fuck him and his ballbusting cbt bullshit.

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>>16074531
to be fair his necromancer girl is insanely cute.

>> No.16074548

>>16074531
>>16074539
If thats the story I'm thinking of it's this weird magical stuff because they can just fix them right after. Not sure if that makes it more normal or even weirder.

>> No.16074550

>>16074539
I agree, CBT a shit.

>> No.16074555

>>16074547
She looks like she needs to relax.

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>>16074547
He just drew her with fuckhuge sweaterpuppies recently, but in turn he has her crushing a dudes family jewels.

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>>16074555
Does this face look like it needs to relax?

>> No.16074566

>>16074329
>Only on break.
I will happily take any and all opportunities I can!

>> No.16074568

>>16074563
Yes she does.
Gonna get her some warm tea and a comfy blanket.

>> No.16074584

>>16074531
I actually really like that one translated part of the story with the witch girl and demon maid if you just stop at the ball busting part. I want something like that with a dark mage.

>> No.16074587

>>16074539
>>16074548
>>16074550
I never said it was a bad thing.
If you can't take your waifu destroying your balls to show her love for you, you didn't deserve a pair in the first place.

>> No.16074591

(You)

>> No.16074603

>>16074591
Who?

>> No.16074613

>>16074603
「YOU」 of course.

>> No.16074639

>Battle No.57
>7% sorted.
This is gonna take a while.

>> No.16074641

>>16074639
It's faster than you think.

>> No.16074642

I want to carry a Lich away from her research and into bed.

>> No.16074643

>>16074642
But liches don't need to sleep

>> No.16074648

Good night anons and take care to burn down the thread.

Remember to say your waifus name before you sleep since it makes it easier for her to find you.

>> No.16074649

>>16074643
But I do.

>> No.16074669

>>16074648
what if we're waiting to meet our waifus so we can ask what their names are

>> No.16074670

>>16074641
Except I have to refresh my memory for a lot of the profiles.
There's some in here I never even knew existed.

>> No.16074713

Does anyone here like Mindbreak?

>> No.16074727

>>16074713
female mindbreak, yes
male mind break can fuck off

>> No.16074730

>>16066873
>fit anubis

my boner is confused

>> No.16074734

>>16074713
Female mindbreak leaves a dirty taste in my mouth, because hentai always manages to bring faceless old men NTR onto the table.

Male mindbreak is a lot better. Waifus making your look at her and her only, being raped into a mindbroken mess in public, it's all good.

>> No.16074739

>>16074713
Depends who's doing it.
If it's the girl getting broken no not really. For one thats overdone to the millionth degree at this point and it isn't even really all that hot to begin with.
A guy getting mindbroken I've seen in all of two doujins that I can think of. There definitely needs to be more.

>> No.16074741

>>16074713
Depends.
It's damn near impossible to find a mind break doujin that doesn't include NTR and/or one girl taking 8 dicks.

>> No.16074745

>>16074713
What about healing a broken mind?

>> No.16074750

>>16074713
What about Mindfix

>> No.16074753

>>16074745
>>16074750
That's great, so long as the reason it's necessary doesn't involve two dozen dicks.

>> No.16074755

>>16074713
Depends on a lot of things.

If it's a girl getting mindbroken then I need to feel that she deserves it, like she needs to be a real bitch who otherwise would continue being a bitch and mindbreak is the best alternative.

If it's a guy then I need to understand the motivation behind why they'd do it. Is it a loving yandere waifu who can't stand to let him go? That's cool. Is it a group of rapists who will treat him like a semen dispenser for the rest of his life? I can kinda understand. Is it just for shits and giggles? Weird, not really my style.

>> No.16074762

>>16074753
More like two dozen dirty old women.

>> No.16074770

>>16074713
Depends on the degree. I hate it when it turns people into drooling sex machines. But the more subtle kind that keeps the personality intact while awakening the victim's sexual desire is delicious. Although that's less 'mindbreak' and more 'falling for the D', come to think of it.

I just hate it when a perfectly good character and personality are wasted. I want prideful knights to fiercely resist the 'D' but end up falling in love with it. They would uphold chivalric values and continue to pursue justice but go completely dere with need when he whips it out. Of course she'll continue to deny it and say she's 'keeping his criminal lust from harming others' or that she's 'sacrificing her body for the greater good' before completely falling into depravity and marrying him as his lawfully wedded wife and bearing his children.

Mindbreak that literally breaks the woman is no fun. It's such a waste of perfectly good woman to use one up like a condom and throw her away when she's no longer useful.

>> No.16074773

>>16074762
Either one puts it into the garbage.

>> No.16074777

>>16074734
is there such a thing like dual mindbreak? both parties breaking the other?

>> No.16074787

>>16074777
Sounds hot.

>> No.16074790

>>16074777
That's pretty much what happens when you fuck an ice-queen.

The ice inspired loneliness twists your mind until you can only think of fucking her, simultaneously the demon energy defrosts her heart and she can only thing of fuck you.

Afterwards both of you become so attached that neither is able to bear being apart from the other and fuck all day long on her icethrone.

>> No.16074805

>>16074777
Sounds like that gif that gets posted on /h/ and /gif/ of this one hentai. Wild, uncontrollable, and continuous sex to the point where the girl just goes full retard mid-coitus

>> No.16074812

>>16074790
was thinking along those lines

>MG craves anon love and semen
>anon craves MG love and mating sessions
>cue furious fugging sessions every day

>> No.16074819

>>16074777
That's called falling in love.

>> No.16074826

>>16074770
This. There's nothing worse than a character with ideals and an actual personality get destroyed because of a couple of faceless rapists or a good fuck. It's worse than loli rape.

The only emotion that I get out of those doujins is a shonen protagonist's desire to protect people.

>> No.16074838

>>16074487
>Demi-Gods are canon
>Implying you'd want male Demi-Gods to go with the females just to be hilariously shit
>Implying they aren't just normal human bean looking with enhanced attributes

>> No.16074844
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16074844

Flat loli Holsts are freaks of nature.

>> No.16074847

>>16074777
There was an interesting one in Bible Black Zero. A guy uses a charm on a dyke he had a one-sided crush on to make her his woman. Later he starts feeling guilty and so doesn't fuck her so much.

Charmed girl thinks he's losing interest in her so she goes full yandere and asks the witches that gave him the charm in the first place to make her a charm that makes him crazy for her and her alone.

>> No.16074853

>>16074844
anon she's still growing stop being such an asshole

>> No.16074860

>>16074838
I don't know about other people, but I was just assuming they kinda operated on the same "daughters only" rule that monstergirls do.
Also, y'know, supernatural powers and ethereal beauty.
The first one I remember being theorized about was a daughter of Ares and she was basically a very tall Super Amazon that was chained up and worshiped by Amazons.
A Daughter of Eros might have traits of any of Eros' monstergirl servants. Maybe she'd even basically be a Super Apsara given that Apsaras are a creation of Eros.

>> No.16074863

>>16074777
It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but thats one of my favorite aspects of MGE. The bits from the encyclopedias and world guide describe how a monster can give superhuman pleasure and also how they're crazy sensitive themselves. Like fallen maidens describes the girls just climaxing over and over in the process and the dude losing it as well.
I kind of want to write a story about a human couple who get corrupted while having sex in a demon realm and the two of them just absolutely losing it.

>> No.16074864

>>16073598
Lame. At least other monster girls love you for you. Ice Queen only loves you because you were the fist cock inside her. The man who owns it doesn't matter. Also I see no reason to try and melt a cold girl. If I was going to actively pursue a girl, in a world where men are the persued, I'd go for a Wight.

>> No.16074867

>>16074713
The only type of mindbreak I like is consensual. 95% of the time its just part of some ntr rape doujin, i want to see a husband and wife have sex and the husband fuck the wife so good she passes out.

>> No.16074870

>>16074844
How did she make that milk if she's got no teats?

>> No.16074875

>>16074844
Flat holsts are an oxymoron, like military intelligence or a busty bapho

>> No.16074876

>>16074870
It's her mama's.
Gotta drink up to grow big and busty.

>> No.16074886

>>16074870
her daddy's got a special udder between his legs that makes all the milk she needs.

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>>16074860
>Daughter of Ares
>Giving that shitty shoggocks shit any notice

>> No.16074894

>>16074886
No. No dicking the daughteru. Especially not Holstaurs, you're going to stunt her growth.

>> No.16074898

>>16074894
>Especially not Holstaurs, you're going to stunt her growth.
This categorically false, all that extra spirit energy will have her producing early.

>> No.16074900

>>16074892
Hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but Ares is a canon goddess in MGE.
Also you can't blame things you don't like on Bollocks.

>> No.16074904

>>16074900
Fuck that, I'll blame everything I don't like on Bollocks.

>> No.16074907

>>16074904
Well at least have the courtesy not to waste images doing it.

>> No.16074908

>>16074900
Fucking watch me.

>> No.16074913

>>16074908
Sure, I'll watch you.
While my Demi-god Waifu sits in my lap and I clean her wings.

>> No.16074933

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, put dire jinkos in skirts or frilly dresses

>> No.16074936

>>16074913
Everything is his fault, he's a shitty greentext spewing Bob carpet munching failure. Even Alp as a Finngolian is more useful.

>> No.16074944

>>16074936
Get it all out anon. I'm sure someone will care one day.

>> No.16074948

>>16074933
I don't like dire monstergirls, or musclegirls in general.

>> No.16074949

>>16074933
I'd rather a dire umi osho
I like giant turtles

>> No.16074952

>>16074948
why?

>> No.16074956

Can you imagine all the weird fetish blogs that would exist if monster girls were real?

>> No.16074961

>>16074952
If I had to guess, it's because they're too masculine for me.

>> No.16074980

>>16074956
>Polynesian Cuddling
>Virgin Hunting
>Minutely Scheduled Sex

>a blog dedicated to creep shots of cute anons on public transport
>the photos keep getting closer and closer until one fine morning you feel a hand on your butt

>> No.16074981

>>16074956
>All those blogs about white girls breeding just with black guys that are probably all just troll blogs meant to bait /pol/acks
>except with monsters

>> No.16074984

>>16073598
She really lives up to her name
I like how you have to go on a quest-like adventure to seduce her although it would have been better if there was one last hurdle to overcome before she thaws for you, something like making her cum while she is still completely emotionless

>they hardly ever go outside their palaces
So she's basically a NEET, you can't even say that ruling the snow land is her job since all she does is feeling lonely and watch other people fuck

>> No.16074990

>>16074981
I don't think I want that.

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16075001

I hope Anon gets cornered by a gang of Alley Cat Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8KFJn_WjHQ

>> No.16075003

>>16074956
>My alping process (Includes photos before/after)
>Unsuspecting husband gets fed demon world fruits
>Replacing my wife's soy milk with holstaurus milk
>How I became a werewolf by K-9
>Cute guys you'd rape if they weren't already taken
>How to import a husband for CHEAP!!!
>Learning to cope with your undead wife's special smells
>Dr. Scalelove or how I learned to stop being afraid and love lamias

There's really an infinite number of them.

>> No.16075009

>>16074981
>blog about white boys breeding just with black/brown girls
Sounds like fun.

>> No.16075015

>>16075003
>>How to import a husband for CHEAP!!!
Made me think of those imported russian wife scans

>Lonely Russian Shota Nees Your Love!

>> No.16075016

>>16074990
>Some weird demon or other extremist monster running it
>talks about the evil of normal human and the order
>constant stream of horrible dialog captions
>always about breeding with monsters and never with humans
>the superiority of monster vagina
>gets put on a bunch of internet cringe complitions
>no one can tell if its serious or just bait

>> No.16075027

>>16075009
I was thinking more monsters vs humans as opposed to black vs white monsters

>> No.16075030

>>16074990
>Check /r9k/
>The entire first row are webms of strong muscular monstergirls holding down men and raping them in several positions
>"How can human girls even compete?"

>> No.16075031

>>16075001
I'll fight them all off!

>> No.16075032

>>16075030
Anon stop my sides hurt

>> No.16075034

>>16075009
>We Wuz Queens blog run by a "woke" Khepri dedicated to revealing that all human boys were made by an ancient pharaoh to provide her followers perfect husbandos, and that the danuki/succubi/demon lord stole them from their rightful brown masters

>> No.16075035

>>16075015
I still would like my mail order, Siberian Jinko from the snowy wastes.

If only to scare the hell out of the neighbors with my giant kitty cat.

>> No.16075036

>>16075015
so many Monster girls would fall for this...

>> No.16075043

>>16075035
>"I am pleased to be meeting you, husband. You will impregnate me and together we will uphold superior family values, yes?"

>> No.16075047

>>16075030
Would the second row be muscular monster girls being tenderly loved in the missionary position?

>> No.16075051

>>16075043
Bah, where's that image of latenight's giant jinko in the gym with Anon when you need it?

>> No.16075060

>>16075043
>he fell for the conservative russian woman meme

>>16075047
>human boy hate thread
>500+ posts on why all men are fucking teases and should be made state property
>that one danuki who keeps posting videos of herself in a BMW, promising a day of reckoning against all the cunt teases who fuck sluts instead of the Supreme Gentlewoman

>> No.16075064

>>16075051
>"Husband you are lack upper body strength. How will you carry our strong, beautiful daughters? Come. We will lift."
>>16075060
>>he fell for the conservative russian woman meme
I'll fall for any meme about conservative women, a man can dream.

>> No.16075068

>>16074981
>SNAKED.com becomes the most popular porn website
>Hundreds of copycat pop up and all gain in popularity
>They all feature the same kind of dialogue where the man talks about how he will never be able to go back to human pussy after this

>> No.16075069

>>16075047
Fuck no

The entire second row would be threads made by slug girls and bug girls complaining that god hates them because they were born as unpopular monstergirls and will never get laid.

Then you'd have specific feel threads

>Tfw as a mantis I can never hug my husbando without hurting him
>TFW born cancer and always look like a loli being spit out of a crab
>tfw cucked from my childhood friend by succubi stacy
>When is the beta monstergirl uprising happening?
>tfw want to tenderly love my oneitis but he's too busy getting raped by jinko's every morning
>Suicide thread: Best way for centaurs to kill themselves painlessly? The rope broke last time and pills are too expe-

>> No.16075075

>>16074956
>weird fetish blogs about monsterization
>target human girls as well as men
>rave about how much better sex feels, and how much better they can make their husband feel
>testimonials from ex human monsters
>weird captioned pics with monsters talking about how amazing their new scales/wings/paws/whatever feel
>confessions from 'human male' anons about how they're so glad their wife turned monster and recommend it to everyone

>> No.16075080

>>16075069
>>Tfw as a mantis I can never hug my husbando without hurting him
But can't they retract their arm blades?

>> No.16075088

>>16075080
They just say that so they can be chuuni, pretend to be warriors who can never know love to seem mysterious.

>> No.16075094

>>16075088
That's dumb.

That Mantis is dumb.

>> No.16075099

So where would the webms of muscular monsters being tenderly loved posted?

>> No.16075103

>>16075099
in /love/

>> No.16075104

Anon would you do weird monster supremecy fetish porn with your waifu if a tanuki offered big bucks if you did? You just need to pretend to be meeting for the first time and then have her have sex with you and ham it up a bit.

>> No.16075109

>>16075104
There isn't a single intimate thing I could do with my waifu that a tanuki could pay me to make pubic.

>> No.16075111

>>16075104
Only you want a performance worthy of a death scene from Enter the Ninja

>> No.16075113

>>16075104
My waifu and I would relish the change of pace! Especially if she gets ot wear a tight-fitting latex not!Nazi uniform. Our daughteru might get jealous, but I think it would mess with the film's continuity if the monstergirl I supposedly have never met has a kid with me already.

>> No.16075119

>>16075069
Even the least popular species would still score more than human women
/r9k/ would be filled with bitter human women complaining about how they have to be wagecucks, how they'll never fuck a Chad and how they'd even marry an ugly guy if he worked for her

>>16075104
I'd even do it for free
Maybe people would stop being scared of Mindflayers if there was porn of them showing their true nature

>> No.16075121

>>16075113
>a tight-fitting latex not!Nazi uniform

ok, fuck you KDF that's sexy.

>> No.16075125

>>16075104
As long as it includes a human woman getting NTR'd by a superior monster buck.
Take me to the interspecies breeding grounds Louis.

>> No.16075129

>>16075111
>>16075113
>>16075119
>Actively encouraging other men to see your wife's naked body and get off to her
>Implying your waifu is okay with other monstergirls seeing your naked body and getting off to you

Makes me glad 2017 isn't real.

>> No.16075131

>>16075104
>tfw the lizardgirl you're supposed to fuck is also an amateur and is sweating spaghetti when you meet
>keeps stuttering and forcing the camera to rewind so the scene can start from zero
>When it's action time she won't stop hyperventilating from seeing you naked
>The rape scene is ruined because she keeps cumming the moment she puts the tip inside her
>By the time you finally cum her crotch is slick with female lubricant and her cheeks are burning red from the shame
>The pleasure is such that she forgets her lines and starts fucking you for real halfway through on camera
>When you're finally finished you're told that she actually isn't paid for her work, she begged the tanuki to let her be in the movie
>she chases you down four flights of stairs and into the streets in order to thank you for helping her lose her virginity and wondering if you're interested in hanging out

>> No.16075135

>>16075121
I don't know why that's 'fuck you', but yes that sort of uniform is quite sexy!

>>16075129
We're getting paid big bucks by the Tanuki anon, money speaks louder than a bunch of lonely men/monsters who we'll probably never meet.

>> No.16075137

>>16075119
>Single bait thread that constantly gets replies
>OP image of a prisoner fruit
>"Remember, the loneliness can end if you just take the bite"
>countless rage filled replies

>> No.16075141

>>16075135
>Money speaks louder than intimacy and integrity
Humanity needs to die.

>> No.16075149

>>16075141
Humanity needs to eat to survive, and memes can't keep a man feed.

>> No.16075154

>>16075141
Maybe, if you're a weenie.

>> No.16075156

>>16075129
There is nothing wrong with this, public sex is a very common thing with monster girls
And the video wouldn't be intended for people to jerk off to it, it'd be more like a piece of art

>> No.16075158

>>16075104
Sure why not, as long as that Tanuki doesn't scam me out of my hard-earned slut money.

>> No.16075162

>>16075003
>Unsuspecting husband gets fed demon world fruits
That sounds kinda hot.

>> No.16075163

>>16075149
>My only income comes from making porn
What are you, a whore?
>>16075156
Public sex is for degenerates.

>> No.16075168
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>>16075158
>At the end of the filming it turns out that your costar was actually promised a husband for her participation
>You are her payment, and the film was actually your consumation of your marriage

>> No.16075169

>>16075163
On a serious note there are quiet a few species who are into in. Amazons are the most notable but there are others as well.

>> No.16075170

>>16072716
So is anyone actually reading this?

>> No.16075172

>>16075170
no

>> No.16075173

>>16075172
Yes. I find it interesting and also hot

>> No.16075174

>>16075172
Just checking.

>> No.16075180

>>16075173
meant>>16075170

>> No.16075186

>>16075170
Oh no anon, those 200+ views materialized from thin air actually.

>> No.16075187

>>16075169
Do you think I'm not serious? The public sex aspect of amazons is shit.

If I were to have an amazon waifu, she'd be so powerful and strong that we'd only ever fuck in private. The rest of the tribe will mutter and murmur about the "perverted" nature of our private sex life, knowing deep down that she is so powerful she doesn't need to affirm it before the tribe, because what they think is worthless. They'll turn against her, jealous of her strength and turn inward fucking their husbands in ever more public displays as if to present their own wilted egos to the rest of the tribe while my wife reins in her seat of superiority like some genderbent conan the barbarian.

>> No.16075193

>>16073409
You are my nigga

>> No.16075197

>>16075137
>Multiple threads about how they wish they were born as men
>Hundreds of posts about how they wouldn't have a worry in their have in they had a dick
>That one man hate thread that's always on the board

>>16075163
>>16075187
Calm down, monsters have different values and view sex as a beautiful thing and they're proud to show off how great it is

>> No.16075201

>>16075186
Bots.

>> No.16075203

>>16075197
>>Hundreds of posts about how they wouldn't have a worry in their life if they had a dick

>>16075201
Bots have calmed down a lot recently, there might be 30 to 50 left

>> No.16075205

>>16075197
Nothing says all monsters must engage in exhibitionism.

>> No.16075210

>>16075197
>wouldn't have a worry in their have in they had a dick
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.16075214

>>16072716
I'm readin' this eventually

>> No.16075216

>>16075214
The longer you wait the longer it gets.

>> No.16075217

>>16073400
B and D, only B would be in full plate armor at all times except for her rest times where she gets out to relax and I get to bathe her. D would be diligent and derisive, making sure that I now about all my appointments, but offering biting remarks whenever I do something stupid.

>> No.16075220

>>16075080
No, they cannot...

But they do possess enough dexterity and control over them that they're able to cut through a man's clothes without so much as a paper-thin cut to his skin.

>> No.16075229

>>16075205
I'm not saying they have to
I'm just saying public sex/porn/etc with monster girls wouldn't have the same negative connotations as they do with humans

When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own

>>16075210
Yes

>> No.16075233

>>16075220
I'm very sure they can.

>> No.16075234

>>16075229
>When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own
Good. She can hurry home and fuck her husband harder than ever before. In the privacy of her own bedroom

>> No.16075243
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16075243

what's this i smell? generalizations and shit opinions in mgt?

>unpossible

>> No.16075244

>>16075229
>When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own

That just sounds funny when you consider the role of porn movies in a monstergirl society

>middle school children shown videos of a guy getting raped by an quadruple amputee in order to motivate them in life

>> No.16075245

>>16074956
>MG version of cum sharking
>MGs secretly masturbating in public
>consonantly trying to either squirt on unknowing human boys or at least wiping their pussy juice on them
>Hot gluing becomes just sticking figures of human boys in side them

>> No.16075258

>>16075244
>Your daughter comes home from school pumped-up after being shown this video
>She announces that she is going to rape her childhood friend tomorrow

How do you react?

>> No.16075260

>>16075258
Buy a pack of beer so I can give little Billy his first drink when he's become a man.

>> No.16075261

>>16074956
A lot of fetishes wouldn't work in MGE.

Take the dudes on /gif/ who take vids of themselves fucking dolls and sex toys because it's better than fucking a real woman. The reason its better is because you don't have to deal with 3dpd. Monstergirls aren't 3dpd so... no fetish.

>> No.16075262

>>16075258
Pride.

>> No.16075266

>>16075258
Shed a manly tier and offer her a pack of condoms and a pin.

>> No.16075274
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16075274

How monstrous is too monstrous for you?

>> No.16075277

>>16075258
I didn't raise my kids to be rapists.

>> No.16075279

>>16075274
Anything on the torso that isn't just a human torso with human skin. Stuff on the back is okay.

>> No.16075284

>>16075261
Hey, Doll girls are a real thing anon.

>> No.16075289

>>16075274

by that one chart, i'd say 85%

>> No.16075290

>>16075284
Yes but if I may state the obvious, Living dolls are living.

>> No.16075293

>>16074956
Ittan momen watching videos of guys ironing clothes.

>> No.16075301

>>16075293
>Ittan momen prank videos of girls pretending to be clothes getting ironed
>Prank fail compilations of Ittan Momen getting thrown in the wash

>> No.16075303

how would MGs react to /d/?

>> No.16075306

>>16075290
Living, but not in the conventional sense.
As someone with 70 scale figures and 3 ball-joinetd dolls, I find Living Dolls to be just perfect.
And yes, I have fucked one of the dolls.

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>>16075303

>> No.16075313

>>16075303
Some of the tamer stuff like bondage or latex or femdom would be just fine with them. You'd probably get some who are into the more intense stuff, but anything with futa or super extreme body modification would probably put them off.

>> No.16075315

>>16075306
>Living, but not in the conventional sense.
That doesn't matter, they still have all the properties that can make them 3dpd cunts. But they aren't. The only good thing about fucking a doll - the fact that it is not a human girl - is removed when monstergirls come into play. And when neither are 3dpd, there's nothing a doll can offer that a MG can't do better.

Even mamono mana knows this, that's why even if you DO fuck dolls, they'll turn into living dolls anyway

>> No.16075318

>>16075313
If there are any MGs into pegging, they'll be into futa.

>> No.16075320

>>16075318
That's quite a leap you're making there.

>> No.16075323

>>16075318
That's retarded. You're retarded anon.

>> No.16075326

>>16075320
>>16075323
What? A dick is just a trapon you can actually feel things with and cum from. It's basically an upgrade. What possible reason could you have to chose a plastic imitation over the real thing?

It's as nonsensical as a man being given a fleshlight made out of plastic, and a magic flesh-portal that links up directly to some succubus pussy, and choosing to fuck the plastic one.

You're both stupid.

>> No.16075327

>>16075326
Moshi-moshi, beito desu.

>> No.16075329

>>16075318
That's wrong. I wouldn't mind laying on my back and letting my waifu have a little go at me with a floppy fake dong but I, under no circumstances, would want a real dong in me.

>> No.16075331

>>16075327
Explain how.
>>16075329
I never said YOU'd be into it.

>> No.16075333

Don't reply to it.

>> No.16075337

>>16075289
Which chart?

>> No.16075339

>>16075337
He probably meand the dangerously cheezy chart

>> No.16075342
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Look! A fluffy bunny! Let's chase it!

>> No.16075344

>>16075339
That's just like a 1-5 scale though.

>>16075342
Something seems off here.

>> No.16075345

>>16075344
It's either that or the 1-5 of the insect girls which goes like 10% 15% 30% 60% or whatever and ends in a cockroach

>> No.16075348

>>16075342
>>16075344
>Something seems off here.
Don't worry, I got this
I'll thoroughly check her once we catch her

>> No.16075358

>>16075342
I'm going to mount her when I catch her!

>> No.16075363
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16075363

I want healing with unconventional girls. Sadists, sex freaks, trolls (the internet type, not actual Trolls), things that would have to actually really try at being sweet & loving.

>> No.16075371

>>16075363
>Implying a sadist wants to heal you

>> No.16075378

>>16075363
>No sadistic Arachne to tie you up.
>She'll never slowly and lovingly suck you off over and over again.
>She'll never wrap you up in her threads and cuddle you to sleep.

>>16075371
>Implying a sadist wants a broken husbando
Sadist =/= Abusive bitch

>> No.16075392

>>16075378
noun
1.
Psychiatry. a person who has the condition of sadism, in which one receives sexual gratification from causing pain and degradation to another.
2.
a person who enjoys being cruel.

Sadist does = abusive bitch. Though you're right, no sadist wants a broken husbando. Broken men don't feel emotion as vividly. You'll get more bang for your buck if you heal a broken man only to relish in breaking him again yourself. Now that's sadism.

>> No.16075436

So now that we've had 4 MGE2 profiles released, do they meet your expectations so far?
Do you think your favorite girl out of them will get a good profile?

>> No.16075532
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16075532

Before thread gets real quite. Just going to slip in a cute schedule dog

>> No.16075542

>>16075532
She seems stressed. Perhaps she'd like a good back or shoulder massage to relax? Maybe a foot rub? Ear rub?

>> No.16075552

>>16075542
Brush her hair and call her pretty.

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>>16075552
Can do!

>> No.16075583

>>16075562
Worship the Anubis.
Pamper the Anubis.

>> No.16075592

Are there any MGs that don't make adorable daughters?

>> No.16075593
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Dragons are nice

>> No.16075597

>>16075593
That there's a Dragon that looks like she's going to take over the world.

>> No.16075679

>>16075593
>Draconia Queen, Deonora
>Race: Dragon
>"I have been waiting... For a courageous young man like you
>If you promise to become my companion, I shall grant you the honor of ruling Draconia together."

>> No.16075681

>>16075679
Oh boy, Dragon Cakes are the best.

>> No.16075719

What would happen to a lich who sets up her lab close to an Ice Queen's castle?

Can she get even colder?

>> No.16075723

>>16075719
>Lich studying semencuntduction at extremely low temperatures

>> No.16075734
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I hate winter already. I used to love it as a chubby kid who was never cold. Gimme a Yeti or gimme summer back.

>> No.16075736

>>16075734
Summer a shit

t. someone who sweats easily

>> No.16075738

>>16075734
No can do.
At least the worst of it isn't upon us yet.
Where I live it gets hellish in January and lasts through April.

>> No.16075739

http://larroqm.tumblr.com/post/152788604644

Isn't this the second time someone's done a Hellhound masturbating? Either way I'm okay with this.

>> No.16075747

>>16075245
I would so lend a helping hand to those monsters

>there is a set of videos of a Cheshire trying to get the hotel staff to help her masturbate

>> No.16075788

>>16075583
Purely for worship

>>16075593
Cute dragon. I want to be dominated by her

>>16075734
Summer is shite. Yetis love winter because it's like cuddle season.

>> No.16075794

>>16074956
>Detailed trip reports of an alp describing sex she had before monsterizing and afterwards
>Comments section is full of flames from monsters jealous that an alp's having more sex than they are

>> No.16075812 [SPOILER] 
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I'm assembling a task force of the most cynical anons on the planet.

The worst of the worst.

With the express purpose of sending them on highly dangerous missions that will more than likely be one way trips.

A Suicide Squad if you will.

>Maledom Anon, rapist levels of wanting to be "on top", never calls the monster girls he's been with back
>Harem King, over 50 known counts of corrupting Unicorns into Bi-Corns, is considered a danger to the small Unicorn population
>3D a Best Anon, believes 2D girls are terrible and that 3D are vastly superior in every way
>The Cuckler, tricks human men by masquerading as a Paladin girl, turning them into Alps, his "Super Sexuality" keeps him straight despite this
>Crayon Master, when his art fairy died she granted him super powers but in his grief he promised never to improve past crayon art in her honor. Can use crayons to bend reality, if he draws a door on the wall it will lead to the other side of it, ect.

The mission in mind for this "team" is a rogue Ice Queen, she has to be taken care of or the entire region will remain frigid and in her control forever, harming an entire state sized economy, people, ect,

Lives are on the line and it's certain at least one person isn't going to make it back. But who?

>> No.16075828

>>16075812
Crayon Master sounds like that one time Grant Morrison was in the Suicide Squad.

>> No.16075837

>>16075812
Definitely not the Cuckler, he's going to remain trapped on an icy mountain with a bunch of grumpy alps.

>> No.16075845

>>16075812
Probably crayon master. He can draw up some campfires to keep warm even if they die out in less than a minute.

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>>16075274
Slimes are basically 100% monster, right?

>> No.16075862 [DELETED] 

>>16073364
Bubble Slime. cool art, weird concept.

>> No.16075866 [DELETED] 

>>16075860
Like a bacteria or amoeba.

>> No.16075867

>>16075860
Scientifically speaking, yes.

>> No.16075868 [DELETED] 

>>16075866
also dubs

>> No.16075869

>>16075860
Pretty much, but it's even better if you're cool with their 100% shapeshfting abilities too.

>> No.16075873

Shortstack oni are for....

>> No.16075874

>>16075873
Wandering Zipangu as ronin with.

>> No.16075876

>>16075868
Fuck off back to >>>/s4s/

>> No.16075878
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>>16075583
Love the Anubis.

>> No.16075880
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>>16075274
I think I'd be okay with more monstrous girls than most in these threads but I don't exactly have a set limit. It highly depends on the girl herself.

>> No.16075885

>>16075874
Would she wield a disproportionately large club and act like all the good deeds you do are a bother but still do them anyway?

Would she gush about some rescues nekomata kittens offering her some homemade cookies?

>> No.16075886

>>16075873
Carrying.

>> No.16075887

>>16075885
I imagine adventures with her would be much like that Jaynestown episode from Firefly.

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>> No.16075899

>>16075878
Gonna touch her velvety soft ears!

>> No.16075900

>>16075899
No, don't touch that!

>> No.16075901

>>16075887
Never watched firefly

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>>16075901
You should, it's short due to getting cancelled and the movie that finishes it up isn't too bad.
It's also the source of most of my fantasies when it comes to space travel and mechanic girls.

>> No.16075910

>>16075887
>Jaynestown
Hah, that was a good one.

>>16075906
Kaylee was pretty cute.

>> No.16075912

>>16075906
>>16075910
>Anubis with Kaylee's personality

Unfitting, but I want it anyway. I think Latenight's short-haired musical anubis could easily fit the bill too.

>> No.16075914

>>16075910
Kaylee from Firefly and Winry from FMA are the characters who defined that archetype, I think.

>> No.16075918

>>16075873
Non sexual playing.

>> No.16075919

>>16075900
Gonna touch 'em!

>>16075906
>tfw no space adventures with your monster girl crew
What MG would be a good pilot?

>>16075910
A girl back in high school who I believe had a crush on me looked almost exactly like Kaylee's actress. Shoulda hit that.

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>>16075869
I am 500% OK with it.
I'd use her as a bed, a bath, could walk around in a "bodysuit", would immerse myself in her and let her slowly pulse across every pore of my body while whispering lewdly in both ears at once.
She could be anything and everything. I could drink from her body, and she from mine. She could be delicious brown one week and snow white the next, with the proper materials.
I bet with a ton of practice a high level slime could even simulate fluffy tail.
Amorphous waifus are simply the best.
To quote another slime character "It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look!"

>> No.16075928

>>16075919
>good pilot
Pot Devil. Like Joker from Mass Effect she's not too good at getting around on her own, but boy can she fly the shit out of that ship.

>> No.16075931

>>16075922
Slimes are cute.

>> No.16075937

>>16075734
Call Pally and Yeti delivery services and ask for a fluffy girl to keep you warm

>> No.16075951

>>16075937
Do they deliver other species of monsters? I want a Dragon so she can heat me up with her fire.

>> No.16075952
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Snowfall leads to adversity. Adversity builds character.

>> No.16075953

>>16075952
This is a mouse on a mission. But what is that mission?

>> No.16075955

>>16075953
It's an Alaskan Filed Mouse. I think she's looking to save some hostages and stop The Ultimate Weapon, METAL GEAR.

>> No.16075962

>>16075955
It's a CHEESE GEAR.

>> No.16075969

>>16075962
Cheese Gear!?

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>>16075969
Hello Maus.

>> No.16075975

>>16075972
Why do things always return to metal gear?

>> No.16075977

>>16075969
It's made from special nano cheesy and there is a rumor going around that it might be from the moon.

>> No.16075979

>>16075975
/v/tards forcing it, not being told to fuck off loudly enough. Establish themselves here.

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>>16075975
Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak.

>> No.16075982

>>16075975
Because monstergirls understand the rules of nature.

>> No.16075988

>>16075979
They were always here, it's always been a strange mix of /a/, /tg/, /v/ and lately /jp/.

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>>16075979
The Only Thing I Know For Certain is that you're a dumb-dumb.

>> No.16075998

>>16075988
That's because those are the four non-porn boards where monstergirls existed previously.

>> No.16075999

>>16075977
Truely this is the greatest weapon known to monster


>>16075980
That jinko needs ear scritches

>> No.16076001 [DELETED] 

>>16075988
>Flip out over much of /v/ shit
>But MGS is okay because I like it
Yeah, nah. https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VusbjStVLquiK5nMHs6GnJotZLG1mppFEy2t3WQ7dO7OqRTgjal1sq3eGP3Vd8nvOv8GwOA-sDs12hXYPcANGo683gbAaDIFK2LzcXwpQXOdvOwY8gQLeLSVMo-fpdQCPbhq9Egm6yeOeqpL8eDd7XSmW0lEFDMh4v1SLalehpmD1G9T1eyPZK1tTgIQvbvuM9UjMGg6rux3A4XtiR73TuRI0gVzqw&th=,McBXwOGwjCzFM3UyQey2UC2mSi1-AtXwAAABQKAAAAd9awN5-RMgusQjaz7I-GyRzOiodmluX7NcMnbY7Pt7NkF2fkPMkQzjAGPd_vNP_DYwkvOKZ8dnVeNc7JML8PXtViBJLyDpEZVNaxvoYpAPLikO_DlL_smB_4JNmPhUu_lTaOFrViBw5-aO3xeTErxT2qIGyAekYriG9u7oyFinZlfkQd3FBrt2APDXIiMAyj3I7I5RRRymrooaGO2gIwoUI_K8zUW051Lzx0khCVgRMy07dc2_241pU3_v5w7lSG8RPB79Z7ORklKVbgolGWjAsIdRSfNH3WZTxWrQxLh6oJsnp17rrzR9iCKYse10G5xgRcDqb5Dd9vyENhTk8gUMgS9Pa09JwnaqIqvbNvV8BF9RSEhSKt24S3WMN0AS0knrSNjwKzt7eFclz7EZFEgzrJ6niKwlalEC8ZSftPU2duHez5k7nB746UsT1xKHZSAPbn8HzKWPmYNdgjPvPhzR9jyJAB243gh9iKAC7cEv1BKVg4f1R7qQ7toPK-iNoZzmP-IlFqus9FvTvRekrNCCKr9TxYE3e9ufZkSvASi1_6SoXGpa-qOI0eqiZ_GISOMqsD7uVxc-8BMOGkC42oBEev7tdtcEsF8FkQyJvq1zsxLVeMGqUfYZevj6T4Eg5REN1VYMvO_bguwCg53aEBQJmbT1LqXXBIdw2t31WwGqujYDl0abJ7_TldczuJvYGC1vEc38Q7uGtAgFEVg4a0fxQzB9Cpo7-td5hrOr9wqlfdJi04btbG4e8j5i7rGlL91xPBa99P3gD9ND2lrhBOq4FfR5Hx5xTVMm8qsbN9v9zxCFH9qprRPz12yrYoHBDnyzd5dYI7XJY-XjYgFsezhZLEB9m_CsFZYizbJoTraKqOxdbXUYaFw8wNte73a4r2HcBRLeUiib5NeQJiu0_2wLzQs4GKsHjuEHW1VrzjR1RmK7p80ecbdyuimKAVwqBlY4s9PqccSn41T7-w4tavmWMQxFzczkydmXAhiVbEkusZI06JGgw9TXgE_tymM0WOU0eIU61MEeJ10S3fsXahbYQGnCSFIQuIITtBXldD1-WlrPHkToSd0R0mzuLVSbp8PUsmvdeKay-X0UyaIvkMk23Xt-RzZqUDLTDRTaQOT3zygx_0GdA-_Zd8VJxopUjTO4hgh5y2CvDX5Mx6XePHebRpzoNt-zNvZopMwTdA

>> No.16076006

>>16076001
Did you have an aneurysm or what?

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>>16075988
It's fun when their subject matter crosses.

>> No.16076013
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>>16076001
Jesus christ anon, are you okay?

Did you perhaps miss the non stop darksouls talk while we were on /a/ or the recent stuff when 3 was released? It's not just metal gear, /v/ stuff has always been tolerated to some degree here. /mgt/ is crossboard city and it's part of why these threads have lived so long. I'm not saying it's ideal but you need to chill out.

>> No.16076018

>>16076001
No idea how my captcha got in there, the fuck?

>> No.16076032

Hold on. If I air drop on an Ice queen will her loneliness take effect on me?

>> No.16076033 [SPOILER] 
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>>16069222
Damn dude, I didn't know you felt that way.

>> No.16076035

>>16076013
Remember to share your humanity with zombies, they get cranky without it

>> No.16076046

>>16076032
Yes. I think her cold and lonely aura also projects upwards too.

You have to be quick in kissing her or else your heart will be frozen just like hers.

>> No.16076056

>>16076032
>>16076046
or she'll blow you away

>> No.16076062

>>16076046
But there is a range right? So if I ask a snow harpy to bring me really high up and drop me in a way I fall on her lap I might be able to do it.

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>>16076062
>a snow harpy

>> No.16076095

>>16076078
Yes, fluffy snow harpies. Almost as fluffy as a jubjub.

>> No.16076098

Absolutely fucking ded

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>>16076098

That's just the way it is sometimes

>> No.16076108

>>16076098
I'm not dead, I'm getting ready to brave the cold world outside.

I wish I had a Yeti to send me off for the day at the door and lend me a scarf.

>> No.16076111

https://youtu.be/vT6lOiBBjLA

Thoughts?

>> No.16076115

>>16076098
I actually meant it for the thread because it didn't refresh for an hour for some reason
But now I redirect that post to >>16076078

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If your waifu had a fetish that you don't have, what ever it may be. Like rape / revers-gangbang / shotacon and so on. Would you let her play it out with you? And if yes, how far would you let her take it?
What would be the "worst" fetish you would still be okay with her doing with you?

>> No.16076130

>>16076115
Rude! Best harpy/yuki-onna hybrid lives on in our hearts!

>> No.16076132

>>16076111
Absolute nonsense.

>> No.16076138

>>16076098
Wanna talk about waifus?

>> No.16076141

>>16076062
The cold air gets so intense your heart is instantly frozen when you're in front of her.

However, at that point you will see her as a source of warmth that is irresistible.

And so a new married couple is born.

>> No.16076144

>>16076119
You know the answer to that, anon.
>How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?

>> No.16076147

>>16076119
No pegging.
I SAID NO PEGGING!!!!!

>> No.16076149

>>16076119
I'd ))<>(( with an Anubis all day long if she asked me.

>> No.16076151
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16076151

I want to settle down with a nice Kikimora.

>> No.16076152

>>16076119
Of couse I would. I would play it off until she came, then I would have her fulfill one of my fantasies. Both of us are pretty vanilla[/spoile]

>> No.16076155

>>16076130
But she is evil. She killed kids and shit

>> No.16076157

>>16076151
I want to help a nice Kiki find a nice husband.

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>>16076155
No she didn't, she gave them cookies and stuff.

>> No.16076169

>>16075951
They'll deliver any monster so long as they don't put up too much of a fight for Pally

>> No.16076173

>>16076138

Sounds good to me

>> No.16076175
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I want to mindbreak a jabberwock via cumflation!

>> No.16076178

>>16075303
Most of the various strips of tf porn would get replaced with stuff that's actually possible. Tentacle potion threads, pedomorphesis threads, so on.

>> No.16076179

>>16076173
I want my waifu to try the goth look but she's just not built for it.

>> No.16076180

>>16076169
Shit. I gjess I would have to grab her myself then.

>> No.16076186

>>16076179
Who is your waifu? I'm sure we can work something out.

>> No.16076187

>>16076175
Raging mushrooms can help you with that.

>> No.16076188

>>16076186
She's a Salamander.

>> No.16076202

What will happen if an Ice Queen eats a raging mushroom?

>> No.16076207

>>16076188
The black, metalhead one called Diana?

I think a medium black skirt would look pretty good on salamanders, especially if the flames from her tail is purplish or a dark blue.

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Who are Charon's parents?

>> No.16076214

>>16076207
That's the one, aye. But a black skirt isn't enough, she needs to somehow make her skin pale, wear black eyeliner, black lipstick, paint her claws black, straighten her hair, wear lots of lace on her clothes and so on.
It's a lot of hard work, getting that look right.

>> No.16076216

>>16076209
nobody,shes an orphan

>> No.16076220

>>16076119
I mean, it would really depend on what it is. I may be willing to try some stuff, but definitely not everything.

>> No.16076225

>>16076216
But where'd she come from?

>> No.16076229

>>16076214
Oh yeah, getting her to look pale and adding the make up might be quite hard. I was only thinking about her clothes.
Maybe she wasn't born for the goth life Anon. But I'm sure something will come up if you really want it.

We need a monster girl that makes make-up.

>> No.16076232

>>16076225
God made her.

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>>16076229
>Maybe she wasn't born for the goth life Anon
That's what I said to begin with.
>We need a monster girl that makes make-up.
I'm sure it'd work with one of these.

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>>16076098
>6 am on a monday morning
Go take a cold swim to wake up then.

>> No.16076240

>>16076046
Even guys who get close fast get their hearts frozen. All you really need to get to her is have their be an uneven ratio of monsters to humans around her. If there are twenty monsters but twenty one humans, then even if the first twenty humans go to be with the monsters due to lonliness the final human will just move towards the ice queen and her 'warmth' on auto piolit.

>> No.16076245

>>16076098
Anon its seven in the morning. What are you expecting?

>> No.16076247

>>16076234
But art fairies look so cheerful and pure, having a goth would would be quite weird.

>> No.16076248

>>16076239
Holy fuck.

>> No.16076251

>>16076245
It's lunch time right now.

>> No.16076254

>>16076209
Death chan and bus driver kun

>> No.16076261

>>16076247
There's nothing impure about helping a girl put on some make-up.
>>16076254
I know Death but what bus driver?

>> No.16076268

>>16076202
I...honestly dont know. The boring answer is that shes one of the species powerful enough to not be affected, like her power just freezes the affect of the mushrrom over. The alternative is that she raids the nearest human city to rape a man.

>> No.16076273

>>16076261
the one from R+V

>> No.16076274

>>16076273
Haven't watched that.

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16076286

>tfw I got a bunch of Christmas tree reeses on sale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-AcdhlcGo

I wish we had a MG that looked kind of like K'nuckles

>> No.16076298

>>16074411
pretty good
>another ice queen husband deals with a wife that has a yearly meeting with varios super powers as her territory is a neutral party.
>She does her best to keep him a secret as she fears that bitch lilim might try to take his warmth away from her.
>the weather in a nearby valley suffers from her sour mood as she sighs awaiting for the time when they leave
>so he dons his warmest clothes and takes a sleigh down with supplies and entertainments that visiting dignitaries have left as signs of respect to their host.
>he is a jovial man, his mirth and generosity keep the town in good spirits despite the blizzard.
>at the appointed time late in the month the weather clears as she awaits his return
>he hands out small gifts to the children, human and monster alike before leaving on his sleigh laughing raucously as he goes to his beloved.
>the sky is clear and glittering that night with the moon so bright the world is aglow.
>the morning after the snow falls softly and the children play with their new toys while the adults say a silent thanks to the man in red who came from the north.

>> No.16076303

>>16076261
It might not be impure, but think about it, Anon.

Dark art fairy. She probably draws relly good looking skulls and pentagrams.

>> No.16076306

>>16076303
Or maybe she's an expert on architecture with lots of steeples and vertical lines.

>> No.16076380

>>16076306
Maybe she would do some great works for halloween.

>> No.16076401
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Would you try making dares with your MG wife regarding video games?

>Every game over is one day without snu snu
>If she beats the game she can milk you to her heart content
>If she achieves 100% completion she is allowed to use raging mushrooms or anything to make the milking more pleasurable for her

>> No.16076405

>>16076401
>A deal's a deal!
Please.

>> No.16076407

What sort of school do your daughterus go to, /mgt/? They don't go to one of those weird Sabbath-run schools, do they?

>> No.16076415

>>16076405
Even with a dirty dealer?

>> No.16076417

>>16076401
>Pop in Dark Souls/Dead Space
>Tell her absolutely jack mcfucking nothing about it
>Make a dare that every time she dies is a week without snu snu
>If she beats it 100% I'll do anything she wants
ThisBreaksTheWaifu.png

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>> No.16076439
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Take this Devil!

>> No.16076440

>>16076434
Why does your tail grow from your back and not your butt?
>>16076439
What am I supposed to do with it?

>> No.16076443

>>16076439
Got a model in a different color?

>> No.16076444

>>16076439
What? Why? What's going on?

>> No.16076447

>>16076401
My waifu doesn't really play video games, she prefers to just watch when I or my daughteru plays.

As far as the dares go though, my daughteru and I make those all the time! Her favorite game to play is like an extended form of strip poker. Every time she dies she has to take off an article of clothing, and when she runs out of clothes she gets to start with the latex and the bondage gear! Every time I die she gets to ask me to do one special favor for her!

>> No.16076448

>>16076401
Nah. I don't play vidya for the challenge, I play for the narrative. It would feel wrong to challenge someone else.
>>16076407
What, those ones where the girls are all dressed up in sailor uniforms and they admit a few boys every year to get the girls more competitive?

>> No.16076452

>>16076448
>and they admit a few boys every year to get the girls more competitive
I'd like to volunteer, please

>> No.16076453

>>16076407
I don't have daughters, dumbass.

>> No.16076455

>>16076407
My Kobold daughteru just goes to a normal public all-girls elementary school. Although it's a public school it's the best one in the city!

>> No.16076456

>>16076452
Enjoy Prison School, I guess.
Which species would Hana be?

>> No.16076464

>>16076456
I dunno, I want the mg version of Meiko

>> No.16076466

>>16076448
I was thinking more along the lines of the ones that indoctrinate little girls and make them hate big tits.

>> No.16076468

>>16076464
Worst girl! But stronk though.

>> No.16076469

>>16076119
No gangbangs no shit and no scat/piss/fart shit. Those are my rules

10+ for fat Anubis ass

>> No.16076479

>>16076468
>Worst girl
Place and hour, motherfucker.

>> No.16076480

Reminder to always bully nerdy monster girls in a hostile and harsh way. They deserve to be thrown in lockers and given swirlies.

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One Anon.
Four Onis.
Twelve Pubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWOHCCV4WM

>> No.16076485

>>16076480
anon no.

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>>16076479
Sky's the limit and space is the place!

>> No.16076489

>>16075593
>>16075679
>Lescatie confirmed lesser city
>Druella on suicide watch

>> No.16076490

>>16076485
Yes. It's their fault.

>> No.16076491

>>16076440
Tails don't grow out from the butt though.

>> No.16076493

>>16076482
But I don't drink and I want to keep my pelvis intact.

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>Hey senpai how many different species parts you want on your girl?

>> No.16076498

>>16076493
Come on man, think of the good old days!

>> No.16076506

>>16076498
But I'm not a big fan of onis

>> No.16076507

>>16076506
You've changed, man. You used to be cool.

>> No.16076513

>>16076407
She learns at the local psionic academy
I promised her that she can get a man once she learned enough spells to protect herself and him from the idiots on the surface

>> No.16076515

>>16076407
Strict Catholic school. I refuse to have her purity tainted.

>> No.16076520

>>16076515
So why'd you send her to a place full of anal beads?

>> No.16076528

>>16076520
Anal beads don't come in a loop with a cross on the end anon.

>> No.16076529

>>16076494
Doppel-chan please don't start.

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>>16076528
>open loop
>insert beads
>use cross as handle to pull out
>connect loop when not in use for easy transport
Seems fairly straightforward to me.

>> No.16076531

>>16076530
But aren't the beads too small?

>> No.16076536

>>16076531
You're just plain negative.Everything has to be a problem with you.

>> No.16076538

>>16076531
These are little girls we're talking about here man, their tiny little buttholes aren't big enough for regular sized anal beads yet.

>> No.16076543

>>16076515
>daughteru goes to Catholic school
>she schlicks to the idea of Sebastian and the Cupid gang-bang

>> No.16076544

>>16076405
I want this with monster girls

>> No.16076545

>>16076536
It's just illogical.

>>16076538
Thanks, pedo-san,

>> No.16076547

>>16076520
>>16076530
>>16076538
CEASE

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>>16076547
Cease what? You know those Catholic girls love their butt-sex since it doesn't count towards their virginity.

>> No.16076557

>>16076552
Remove this now. You know damn well Catholic monster girls are pure.

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>>16076557
Catholicism isn't about purity, it's about sin and penis. I mean penance. Sinning and doing lots and lots of penis. Penance. Penis.

>> No.16076563

>>16076561
I SAID CEASE

>> No.16076565

>>16076547
Fuck them in the ass if you love Jesus, anon.

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>>16076563
You sound like you might have some sins to confess. Did you do naughty things while thinking of Sister Namiko?

>> No.16076574

>>16076565
Filthy acts like this should be done only after marriage to preserve purity.

Always marry your waifu before sex anons.

>> No.16076576

MG students should be given a human boy so they put effort into their studies.

>> No.16076579

>>16076574
This only applies to vaginal intercourse. Entering the anus is a perfectly acceptable act and can be done through the hole in the confession booth.

>> No.16076580

>>16076572
DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF YOU DIRTY DEMON?!

>> No.16076583

>>16076576
Human males aren't property. They have feelings and emotions to. They aren't just sex toys.

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>>16076580
Just rest your head in her lap and confess your sins so she can get all over your penance already.

There, I'm done posting these ladies.

>> No.16076589

>>16076583
Lizard girl please go

>> No.16076591

>>16076439
That's a nice Devil

>>16076576
MG student lose all motivation to study when they get a boy
College graduate should receive them, that way you won't have student dropping out to have sex

>> No.16076597

>>16076591
What if I give my mg gf rewards based on her grades? 4.0 and she can do whatever she wants to me

>> No.16076603

>>16076587
As long as it stay strictly non lewd.

>> No.16076607

>>16076576
They already have fathers for that anon.

>> No.16076610

So how does translation of non profile content work? Obviously all the world guides got translated so far, does someone on MGR do translations once scans are up?

>> No.16076627

>>16076597
Depending on their grade they can have sex with you, blow you, give you a handjob, cuddles with fondling, non-lewd cuddles, headpats or nothing
And on top of that they get to marry you if they graduate

>>16076587
Can a Dark Priest help me repent from the sinful erection I got from staring at her cleavage?

>> No.16076635

>>16076627
>Can a Dark Priest help me repent from the sinful erection I got from staring at her cleavage?
She can TELL you she can help, whatever that's actually worth when it comes to redemption I'm not sure.

>> No.16076639

>>16076627
>dark priest

She's corrupt and impure. So no.

>> No.16076640

>>16076639
>Trusting darkies

>> No.16076646

>>16076640
>>16076639
>Not trusties darkies

She hears the voice of god directly from her, you should definitely trust her especially when she asks to suck the sin out of you

>> No.16076647

>>16076530
>you will never send your daughteru to school with a large anal plug up her little butt so that she doesn't get any naughty ideas about anal beads
It's like you all don't know how to be good parents or something.

>> No.16076649

>>16076647
KDF I don't need your help.

>> No.16076652

>>16076649
I'm not KDF.

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Another day, another classy lady with a classy pipe.

>> No.16076657

>>16076407
One of the few good authors of fanlore on the wiki did some nice stuff on education in the demon realm.

>> No.16076659

Do not trust Dark Priests.

They make you wear crotchless pants.

>> No.16076668

>>16076647
>>16076649
>>16076652
Yes, I'm over here.

While this is definitely something I'd consider, I realize that there are plenty of ways to be a good parent. My way is quite unique and I am fully aware that it isn't for everybody. I wouldn't ever assume that my way is supposed to work for everybody!

>> No.16076670

>>16076653
I am not getting out of her house with my pelvis intact right?

>> No.16076671

>>16076401
I would. The harder the difficult the more "rewards" I'll give to her. If she clears 100% without dying I'll do ANYTHING she says for 6 months, I'll be 100% her servant.

>>16076407
Normal mixed school. Filled to the brim with cute human boys and competition.

>> No.16076674

>>16076670
Hey, you'll get paid.

>> No.16076678

>>16076671
>spoiler
That's a lotta months anon

>> No.16076680

>>16076591
>MG student lose all motivation to study when they get a boy
Not if you take the boys away if they don't have good grades

>> No.16076685

>>16076678
I would love to see how hard she tries when she hears that. The despair on her face when she fails would be quite pleasurable too.

>> No.16076689

>>16076668
geez, you're just a goody fucking twoshoes aren't you?

>> No.16076697

>>16076401
Does the MGE world have arcades?

If she can beat me in IIDX then she can do whatever she wishes right there

>> No.16076698

>>16076689
I prefer the title of 'well-adjusted socially-aware individual' buy yes anon, whatever you say.

>> No.16076699

>>16076670
Anon mofu's may be lewd, but not all lewd girls are pelvis breakers.

>> No.16076701

>>16076699
Yeah, if anything they'll take you down through dehydration.

>> No.16076709

>>16076698
faggot.

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>>16076033
Oh, I do.

>> No.16076722

>>16076298
Heh that sounds awful lot like..
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>> No.16076727

Would you a hikki-mora?

>> No.16076728
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Reminder that if you have a son you must never let him go alone to the streets.

>> No.16076735

>>16076728
Good thing all I have is a daughteru.

>> No.16076737

>>16076727
No. I only do my waifu.

>> No.16076745

>>16076728
I want a momster oni.

>> No.16076747

>>16076728
A boy has got to learn.

At the very least it's not like he'll die or anything, just get married at age 10.

>> No.16076750

>>16076727
>smelly NEET Kikimora
HERESY

>> No.16076771

>>16076727
>You will clean and cook while your one week unbathed kikimora lies down on the couch in only a bra and your underwear playing videogames
>You will never trick her into taking a bath by hiding her games in the tub and then locking the door as soon as she's inside the bath
>You will never watch her grumble and complain when you ask her to get off her ass and make herself useful
>You will never pinch her belly and tease her by implying that her lack of activity is making her soft and chubby

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>>16076771
She's gonna look very fluffy after bathing.

>> No.16076782

>>16076771
Kiki's gonna get a spanking and maybe even some more severe punishment if she doesn't clean up her act.

>> No.16076783

Think we'll ever get a map?

>> No.16076784

>>16076747
>just get married at age 10
You think this is fine, anon? Boys should be able to decide what they want to do in their future! Stop the matriarchy!

>> No.16076785

>>16076783
A map to where?

>> No.16076790

>>16076783
Who knows?

>> No.16076795

>>16076771
>>You will never pinch her belly and tease her by implying that her lack of activity is making her soft and chubby

Chubby neet monster girls are always fun.

>> No.16076810

I want to take enough raging mushrooms to where I can fill a bathtub with my cum. Then I want to let my Kejourou waifu bathe in said bathtub full of cum.

>> No.16076819

Your waifu is trying something new, she cosplaying as another monster. Using the Wiki's radomizer what does she cosplay as?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

>> No.16076826
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>>16076810
Lewd!

>> No.16076829

>>16076610
I don't know for sure
From what I got, the books get scanned and put up on exhentai like any doujin and then people work on the translation

>>16076783
KC doesn't sound like he cares all that much about the world itself
I'd say to him the world he builds is just a mean to an end to his goal of letting people have a happy sexual fantasy with their waifu

>> No.16076831

>>16076819
>Kobold waifu cosplaying as an Ignis
Sounds hot! I bet her boss could even let her have some very realistic fake fire too.

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>>16076819
>Automaton dressed as a Soldier Beetle
So she's gonna have a semblance to the Kimaris Trooper? Radical.

>> No.16076834

>>16076810
I want to fill one of Pharaohs milk baths with my milk.

>> No.16076835

>>16076810
ok then.

>> No.16076839

>>16076785
A map of mge land.
>>16076829
Yeah that sounds about right.

>> No.16076842

>>16076834
I want to fill it with this purple liquid this kind mystic gave me.

>> No.16076849

>>16076826
Somebody save that combat maido!

>> No.16076850

>>16076849
nah anon, she's fine

>> No.16076851

>>16076810
I want to eat a bowl of mushrooms, tackle my dragon waifu and start riding her nonstop while i fill her womb with my mana until she pleads surrendering

>> No.16076855

>>16076810
Aww jeez, imagine how beautiful her hair would look after absorbing all that cum.

>> No.16076856

>>16076819
>Kiki cosplaying as a dark elf

o-oh.

[sweating intensifies]

>> No.16076861

>>16076819
>tittypire cosplaying as archimp

OhMyGod

how would the tail work anyway? artificial tail for cosplay purposes?

>> No.16076863

>>16076819
>Crow Tengu as Mantis.
Does she have the blades ust taped to her wigs? I think that would just get in the way.

>> No.16076865

>>16076810
I don't know why this suddenly became a thing in the threads but raging mushrooms don't increase cum output, or at least not by much. They just make you super aggressive. What you're looking for is sticky mushrooms.

>> No.16076866

>>16076861
Tail-plug, obviously.

>> No.16076867

>>16076819
>Dragon cosplaying as a parasite slime

>"Please, stop walking around with my cum dribbling out of your pussy and ass and saying that it's a slime."

>> No.16076868

>>16076865
Ok, I'll use those then.

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>>16076861
Buttplug tail, and she already has huge wings to complete the look.

>> No.16076879

>>16076867
eeeew

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>>16076865
Thanks for clearing that up, i should read the whole item page, sounds.....interesting

WHY THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS OF MUSHROOMS

>> No.16076882

>>16076819
>Hellhound
>cosplaying a Titania

>> No.16076884

>>16076880
Personally, I blame the matangoes.

>> No.16076894
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>>16076880
Mushrooms are great dude

>> No.16076896

>>16076880
>That level of stickiness
That must be a bitch to clean if it gets on your clothes

>> No.16076898

>>16076819
Pharaoh dressed as Dhampir.
Clothes barely fit and about to burst open.
Gets anubis to play role of vampire.

>> No.16076900

Which monster girl is the best to be depressed with?

>> No.16076902

If mother's breastmilk can cure pinkeye, can father's dick milk cure a cold?

>> No.16076903

>>16076900
Ice Queen

>> No.16076904

>>16076900
One who cares about you of course!

For me, that's a Kobold.

>> No.16076905

>>16076880
There are like three.
There are however like ten different 'xxx fruits'

>> No.16076907
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16076907

What do we do with NEETs around here?

>> No.16076908

>>16076900
Ice Queen

>> No.16076909

>>16076902
Breastmilk can cure pinkeye?

>> No.16076912

>>16076900
Ice Queen indeed.

>> No.16076911

>>16076909
Yes, i thought everyone knew that.

>> No.16076914

>>16076907
You let them sit on your face.

>> No.16076915

>>16076911
Well I didn't know that

>> No.16076916

>>16076900
The one who will push you to suicide

>> No.16076917

>>16076915
Well now you do.

>> No.16076918

>>16076907
Eat them out.

>> No.16076919

>>16076896
That pic isn't even a sticky mushrooms. That's a corruption fruit. It helps absorb spirit energy through the skin, so it's good for outer course and covering the wife in cum

>> No.16076921

>>16076917
Well then. The more you know

>> No.16076925

>>16076907
Make them exercise in skintight rubber bodysuits to get them in shape.

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>>16076914
>>16076918
These are terrible ideas, you're both spoiling and empowering them.

>> No.16076930

>>16076898
Poor Anubis.

>> No.16076934

>>16076900
Will-o-the-Wisp of course. She just wants to keep you safe in her cage. You just have to pull that trigger first though.

>> No.16076936

>>16076907
Cuddle their chub

>> No.16076937

>>16076819
>Lich cosplaying as an Arch Imp
She would probably go the whole way and drink a temporary loli potion to be more authentic.

>> No.16076941

>>16076925
Oh my. Soft girls in latex are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.16076944

>>16076903
>>16076908
>>16076912
>>16076916
>Sad Anon braces the snow land
>He reaches the ice palace safely
>Ice Queen is sitting on her throne
>He walks up to her and sits on the left armrest
>She doesn't react at all
>"It's lonely in here isn't it?" Anon asks
>No reaction either
>Anon sighs
>She sighs too
>"Should I just kill myself?"
>She nods

>> No.16076946

>>16075922
And this is why slimegirls are objectively amongst the best, you get it.

I haven't really thought about the potential for slimegirls to change colours using specialised slime paints and dyes, but I like to imagine that by consuming large quantities of certain foods (especially fruits), their natural flavour slowly changes.

They could make your life so much easier in so many ways. Say goodbye to baths and showers.
While you sleep in her at night for the most relaxing rest ever, she could eat away at literally every bit of sweat, dirt or grime on your body, turning it into her own purified mass while healing and moisturising your skin.

>> No.16076953

>>16076946
Slimes sound wonderful.

I'd let a slime go up my butt to heal my intestines so I wouldn't have to teal with this chronic inflammation anymore.

>> No.16076957

>>16076944
>>She nods
I dono, this doesn't feel like it would ever happen... ever.

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>>16076819
>Kej
>As Titania

>> No.16076963

>>16076944
>>16076957
And doesn't anyone think it's odd that the Ice Queen has a cage of fire under her dress too?

>> No.16076970

>>16076963
She's gotta be ready whenever. Don't want your tongue to freeze when you're going down on her.

>> No.16076971

>>16076819
>Dragon cosplaying as Weresheep
I hope she doesn't set her costume on fire.

>> No.16076973

>>16076963
Maybe it's a portable fireplace. Gotta keep yourself warm during winter.

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>>16076970
>>16076973
I really think you guys should look closer, telling people to an hero, I don't think she's the real queen.

>> No.16076991

>>16076979
I don't know Anon. She even has a crown in her head.

>> No.16076997

>>16076979
>Ice Queen is just a Will of the Wisp with ice powers.
[X-Files theme intensifies]

>> No.16076999

>>16076979
>>16076991
>Crown
>Blue skin
>Looks lonely

Looks like an Ice Queen to me too

>> No.16077001

I want to be a foot stool for a Pharaoh. I want her to belittle and laugh at me. I want to kiss her feet while she insults me.

>> No.16077009

>>16075593
>I went to bed and missed the Dragon Queen.
Fuck.

>> No.16077010

>>16073926
Hellhounds and Salamanders for Summer, with the anon on fire instead of frozen.
Dryads and Werewolves for Fall, with the anon relaxing next to a river while fishing.

>> No.16077013

>>16076999
Yeah, I don't know what those Anons are talking about.

>> No.16077015

>>16076119
No scat, period.
No watersports where risk of infection is involved. If she magically purges her urine of infection hazards, then I would definitely indulge in it for her.
No NTR or cucking, but she's my waifu so she'd never be anything but repulsed by that stuff anyway.
Nothing goes up my ass that is larger than my own penis, as it in its current state without any enhancements or size boosts.
No genital torture or excessive wound-play. Biting and scratching to the point of drawing blood and leaving scars is fine by me, though.

Aside from that, there isn't much I won't do, and that includes incredibly /d/ stuff. I'd let her transform me into things both animate and inanimate, hypnotise me until I'm at the mental level of an animal, let her shrink me and put me in "places", and so on. It's only fair that I'd be a degenerate for her.

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>>16077009
She missed you too, Anon.

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16077021

Let's talk about science. Let's talk about Liches who wander the land offering to help people with their ailments, Franken Fran style. Let's talk about Gremlin engineers introducing plumbing and air conditioning to ignorant peasants. Let's talk about the Philosowurms who think with their hard heads so silly boys don't hurt their soft heads.

>> No.16077023

>>16076209
>Barb Charon
I am in love.

>> No.16077024

>>16076928
Fool, that's exactly what I want!
How else am I supposed to cuddle a chubby NEET Apophis who's depressed over her constant failures to defeat the Pharaoh?
She'd have a body like that Lamia. Especially the tits and sex hair.

>> No.16077025

>>16076865
Sticky mushrooms increase viscosity and "fullness" of cum mainly.
The go-to substance for increasing cum output is humpty egg slime.

>> No.16077027

>>16076819
>Wight cosplaying as an Inari

Mofu time

>> No.16077029

>>16077021
>Promestein is dead

FUCK

>> No.16077031

>>16077027
>Ghost tails
Woah

>> No.16077033

>>16077029
She lives on in your heart.

>> No.16077034

>>16077025
This sounds like Wonderland propaganda to me.

>> No.16077037

>>16077024
Whatever happened to that chubby Abossphis story?

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>>16077033
But her death tore my heart out

>> No.16077045

>>16077019
Just imagine being some random villager living in a country near Draconia when suddenly the Queen of All Dragons shows up, points at you and says, "If you give me him, I shall spare your village."
Then when she carries you back to her palace and throws you on her bed, she looks at you with hungry eyes and tackle hugs you while rolling around her bed with you in her arms while shouting about how she's been watching you for years and how she's finally built up the courage to tell you she loves you.
No royal Dragon stalker ever.

>> No.16077048

>>16077042
>Soldering peasant

>> No.16077051

>>16076961
Now there's a commission idea

>> No.16077053

>>16077037
I have no idea.
I wish I did though, it was cute.

>>16077042
Hey, there's always her Alternate Reality self.

>> No.16077058

Now I think of it. It wouldn't be so bad to live in the Desert Kingdom. Other than the obvious factor its really really hot.

>> No.16077061

>>16077034
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humpty_Egg

>The Slime Jelly that can be collected from their yolk part has a flavor and taste similar to eggs used for food. It is very nourishing, and has a nutritional fortification effect. The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will just leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen. It is highly popular as an ingredient in sweets in Wonderland.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sticky_Mushroom

>If a human man eats these sticky mushrooms, his semen will become thick and sticky like the mushroom. And not only will his semen become sticky, the “Spirit Energy” contained within will also become highly sticky. If this spirit energy is released inside the mouth or the womb, the semen turned sticky goo will continue to remain for a while, and even after the semen is absorbed, the spirit energy will continue to adhesively stick in the mouth and vagina.
>Also, if this adhesive semen gets on her skin, spirit energy will continue to remain even after washing it off, and a monster will continue to be covered in the thick fragrance of her beloved husband's spirit energy.
>In this way, it has the effect of causing spirit energy to persist. Depending on the quality of the sticky mushroom, the spirit energy might last for 3 days, or at best, an entire week.

Sticky mushrooms don't increase semen output whatsoever. They increase viscosity and effectively turn your semen into a high-capacity, slow-release source of spirit energy.
If you want to literally paint your waifu in your cum until she's blissfully rubbing it over herself, running her hands up and down her body and licking her fingers uncontrollably to lap up all the stuff, go for humpty slime.

>> No.16077062

>>16077058
Let's invite an Ice Queen down there to see what happens

>> No.16077065

>>16077061
Ok then.

>> No.16077068

>>16077045
I saddens me a lot. She doesn't even need to be royal, just caring and adorable.

>> No.16077072

>>16077062
Would she become super fuckable because of her vulnerability or just melt?

>> No.16077073

>>16077061
Girtablilu venom also increase semen production while keeping you erect for extended periods. But it also paralyzes you.

>> No.16077074

>>16076819
>Undine dressed up as skeleton
Well. That's going to be hard with the whole completely lacking bones thing

>> No.16077081

>>16077074
She can just borrow one and wear herself over it for a while.

>> No.16077086

>>16077072
Or she ends up freezing everything again like that time she goes to the beach

>> No.16077089
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You get a tiny polar region that borders on a large temperate region which itself is tiny compared to the huge tropical area created by the melted ice creating huge gushing rivers that feed the countryside

Just place her castle on top of a really large and desolate desert mountain and give it a few decades for soil composition to change and small grasses to terraform the ground and make it suitable for larger flora to set in.

>> No.16077095
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16077095

>want to just fap, hug a pillow and pretend I'm with my waifu as I go to sleep
>but I have to get my daily 2k words written to keep up the quota
Writing is hard work. How do you fags do it?

>> No.16077097

>>16077068
But anon, the cutest dragons are the royal ones because of how unfamiliar they are with plebeian customs and social interactions.

>> No.16077098

>>16075593
I want the queen to drag me into her room and lock it until she produces a suitable offspring to take her throne someday

i just hope it doesnt take long

>> No.16077099

>>16077095
I'm doing Nofap and NaNoWriMo together, so whenever I want to fap, I just write instead.

>> No.16077100

>>16077095
Just take solace in knowing that somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse, your waifu wanted to cuddle her daki of you while masturbating but had to do work.

>> No.16077101

>>16077100
>infinite multiverse
You fucker that's exactly what I'm supposed to be writing about.

>> No.16077102

>>16077097
Every dragon has her charm. Also, she doesn't need to be royal for social awkwardness. Though having royal blood and not behaving like one oh god I need to masturbate to her right now

>> No.16077104

>>16077095
>How do you fags do it?

Years of desensitizing oneself to the bullshit of forcing oneself to write, eventually said bullshit becomes as natural as breathing so you give up trying to dodge it and suck it up instead

>> No.16077108

>>16077099
I lost Nofap. Went to sleep thinking about my waifu and imagined her begging for sex.

Fuck you waifu.

>> No.16077111

>>16077086
The Pharaoh will be having none of that.

>> No.16077112

>>16077108
>Fuck you waifu
Don't say things like that.

>> No.16077113

>>16077095
A lot like exercise really. The first month or so is hell on earth, but after a while it just becomes habit. Writing during the same time of day in the same setting helps reinforce it, if you really want to start a habit.

>> No.16077114

>>16077099
>Try to do NoFap
>Get a headache
>Maybe I'll just write to get my mind off of it
>Start writing
>Start writing smut
>This increases the lust
Lost it not even on the first official week

>> No.16077115

>>16077108
>Fuck you waifu.
ANON NO

>> No.16077117

>>16077112
My waifu is dumb! DUUUUUUUUMB.

>> No.16077118

>>16077089
Wat

>> No.16077120

>>16077102
The best dragons are the busty bashful drillhaired princesses who get flustered when you compliment them and who are incredibly interested in commoner things.

>>16077112
Well to be fair, it's what she wants.

>> No.16077121

>>16077061
>humpty slime+sticky shrooms on anon
>raging mushroom on her waifu
>lock both of them in a room

whats the result?

>> No.16077122

>>16077108
>Fuck you waifu

Nobody talks to her like that.

>> No.16077124

>>16077121
Babies.
I'm going to assume that "her" was a typo. If it wasn't I'm changing my answer to "Fuck off"

>> No.16077127

>>16077108
Anon, please have a seat we need to talk about your anger issues
You can't just lash out at your waifu like this, she does everything in her power to make you happy and no matter what you do she'll always love you
Her heart hurt a bit when you insulted her right now but it's ok, just give her a hug and let it all out, she forgives you

>> No.16077128

>>16077118
I think he forgot to quote the post asking what happens if an anon brings an Ice Queen to the desert.

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>>16077081

>> No.16077130

>>16077121
Anon fucks his waifu up against the wall for hours. Once he's cummed a few gallons or so, he won't even need to hold her against the wall. She'll just be stuck to it like a villain who crossed Spider-Man, completely unable to move as her body becomes more and more encased in viscous, adhesive heaven, leaving his hands free to assist as he fucks her like a beast in heat.

>> No.16077138

>>16076953
Sounds painful. IBD?

>You tell your slimegirl wife about your problem
>She forms her lower half into a soft blob like a liquid bean-bag chair, and tells you to sit, hugging her body with your arms and partially submerged legs
>Then she forms lots of tendrils and fingers to massage you to relaxation, two tentacles slipping on top of your ears and whispering, asking you to calm yourself and let go of all your tension
>You barely feel it when a tendril from the part of her you're sitting on enters you
>It's completely liquid, to the point where you can feel almost no forced exerted by it as it goes further in, and it's completely matched itself to your body temperature
>It does feel penetrative or uncomfortable at all, just a little weird, and mostly nice
>The slimegirl is constantly making sure you feel okay, not in any sort of pain or discomfort as she travels further, to the point where no nerves exist in the surfaces and walls she's sliding along
>She's exerting herself, dedication her complete focus and attention on the task like a surgeon during a long operation
>It takes hours, and you can see even she's hitting her limit, having to consume significant amounts of her own mass to provide herself with energy to think and apply motive force to herself
>You can even feel the seat you're on slowly shrink over time, as her body become smaller and thinner, "hair" growing shorter
>But eventually, she pulls herself out and sinks, exhauseted, into a puddle of herself, burbling out that she managed to safely digest the inflamed tissues while leaving the rest of you intact, and subtly altering your body to hopefully reduce it in the future

Slimegirls are too good for this world.

>> No.16077139

>>16077127
>Her heart hurt a bit
Fuck you made me remember that one text about my dragon waifu killing herself and now I feel really fucking bad. I didn't want this,

>> No.16077143
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Lilims are sore losers.

>> No.16077148

>>16077143
I'm pretty sure thats a wight and shes about to get a divorce.

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>>16077143
>Lilims
>Losing
>Implying that whenever they lose it's not part of their plan

>> No.16077151

>>16077138
>>>/d/

>> No.16077153

>>16077108
>Fuck you waifu.

I think thinking about doing that is why you lost.
Do what I've been doing, focus on the platonic thoughts of her, even if it's cuddling.

>>16077114
At least write porn with plot. The trick is to fill the first month of writing with plot, so it's December by the time you get to the porn.

>> No.16077157

>>16077153
>The trick is to fill the first month of writing with plot, so it's December by the time you get to the porn
I had lewd in my first chapter, did I fuck up?

>> No.16077158

>>16077151
A slimegirl could help you with your butthurt there, I think.

>> No.16077161

>>16077124
typo,phone lags horribly after 1000 posts

>> No.16077167

>>16077157
Yes. It won't have the same emotional impact and significance than if you'd spent some time writing to build the characters and their personality.

>> No.16077169

>>16077150
I want to bend a Lilim over her bed and see her plump ass jiggle every time I thrust in.
I want her to pull me under the covers and cuddlefuck me all night long.

>> No.16077172

>>16077153
It was weird because I don't write smut. At all usually. I usually just write implied sex
That day for some raisin my brain kept going "describe the sex. No half assing it"
And then things lead to another and Sadpanda was opened in a different tab and next thing I know it I'm having a shower

>> No.16077173

>>16077153
I can't. I think about cuddling her, then we start staring at each other's eyes, then my mind goes full lewd once she kisses me. Being in bed with my waifu is dangerous.

Oh! maybe I should think about sleeping together with her but with our daughteru in the middle, that way I will only have cute thoughs. Thanks Anon.

>> No.16077181

>>16077167
It wasn't supposed to have any emotional impact beyond being slightly upsetting and making one character appear powerful and threatening, but okay. I'm sorry.

>> No.16077188

>>16077158
It is pretty homo. It's basically pegging.

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>>16077095
I just wtite when I feel like it. Typing it out would be preferable instead of physically writing.

Cold also prevents it in winter. Big time.

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>>16077150
>Lilim unironically loses because she sucks
>Her arrogant lilim mind literally cannot comprehend this
>As a defense mechanism she imagines that losing was part of her plan
>Smugly lets herself get dommed while claiming that it was what she wanted all along

>> No.16077208

>>16076417
>Dead Space
>Pops it on ezmodo while laughing at your conditions

Unless the Asteroid section is identical on easy or hard you're going to be doing some turbo degenerate stuff for her by the end of the day.

>> No.16077210

>>16077111
If her arrival also brings greenery like in >>16077089 then even the Pharaoh would be OK with her.

Unless she creates a blizzard that freezes people's hearts out of nowhere.

>> No.16077214

>>16077188
Not really. It's physical healing, with the actual insertion aspect of it (using a medium with as much impact to it as warm water) downplayed in favour of describing the slimegirl and her interactions.
I very easily can understand why you wouldn't like it, and I'm not going to rag on you if it's not to your tastes.
But I'd rather you not call it something it isn't. Sorry.

>> No.16077216

>>16077208
>The Asteroid sectoin
Fuck that section
FUCK that section

>> No.16077217

>>16077202
Is that a Barometz? The hell happened?

>> No.16077219

>>16077202
Is that a ball of mofu?

>> No.16077223

>>16077203
But lilims can't lose, let alone to a simple human

Except Victoria

>> No.16077228

>>16077217
>>16077219
Super weresheep

>> No.16077232

>>16077228
And I see the Mantis is blushing. Is there some hanky-panky going on in there?

>> No.16077235
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>>16077216
I 1 shot it first play through on Hard

GIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tpHILeOSV8

>> No.16077238

>>16077214
You're thoroughly describing a slimy object going up your arse. That is gay.

>> No.16077239

>>16077188
It's less like pegging than pouring bear down your ass.

>> No.16077241

>>16077235
>That one time I got super lucky and aced it on the first try
And I've never replayed Dead Space ever again

>> No.16077244

>>16077203
>"Yes anon, that's it! I planned this all along! Don't be angry, you can't help being outwitted by my superior planning skills!"
>Meanwhile she's tied to the bed and is under the effects of no fewer than five aphrodisiacs, her pussy a wet drooling mess that's just begging for a dick.
>When anon sticks it in she just says "All according to plan!" before completely losing her composure and devolving into begging for the dick.

>> No.16077245

>>16077235
What monster girl would challenge you to a card game? if you win you walk away, if she wins she rapes you.

>> No.16077250

>>16077245
Wight, Vampire, Devil, Demon or Gazer.
I'd throw the game and make sure she knows I'm throwing it by flirting with her constantly.

>> No.16077259

>>16077245
>Implying she'd settle for those conditions
>"Okay Anon, if I win then I get my way with you, if you win then you get your way with me. This way we both get what we want!"
>"By the way I don't have any cards, instead we'll play a fucking game, whoever orgasm first loses!"
>"Ready or not here I go!"

Maybe if it were a lich she'd be willing to play some card games.

>> No.16077265

>>16077173
>then my mind goes full lewd once she kisses me
That's where you need more training. It's possible to have chaste kisses with her.

Like when you're sitting in public together, or she leans up/down/across to peck you on the cheek as you're walking somewhere.

When you're cuddling in bed, you just need to focus on the comfort aspect rather than the sex aspect. Think about how safe and happy you make each other feel. If she's not a big girl, think about kissing her on the forehead and hugging her tightly to your chest, keeping her safe and protected.

The daughter technique also works well.

>> No.16077271

>>16077239
I'd rather not pour a bear down my ass.

>> No.16077278

>>16077172
You need more self control and presence of mind to stop yourself from doing stuff like opening up Sadpanda.

>>16077181
I have to wonder what the context of the sex was to be slightly upsetting and to make a character appear powerful and threatening. Sounds interesting.

>> No.16077283

>>16077278
It's basically her jerking him off and using her magic mind control powers on him.

>> No.16077284

>>16077203
That's retarded.

>> No.16077285

>>16077278
I've come to the conclusion that I may have an addiction
Sure, the headache could just be a coincidence, but I find it weird how it just happened 5 days into not fapping
It's ironic because I told myself that I don't have a problem and I'd last the month and not what happened last year

>> No.16077286

>>16077283
Now it sounds interesting and hot. You'd better release it for reading.

>> No.16077292

>>16077285
I don't think an addiction to fapping can cause anything harmful like headaches, even if you stop doing it. Surely, it must be a coincidence.

>and I'd last the month and not what happened last year
Eh? You'll have to explain what you were trying to say here.

>> No.16077293

>>16077286
I did. That was the first chapter. I'm writing an update on the third. You can start herehttp://pastebin.com/bWjykDuX

>> No.16077297

>>16077292
>and I'd last the month and not what happened last year
My bad. Had a stroke
Meant that I told myself I'd do better this year in comparison to last year where I failed on the first day

>> No.16077306

>>16077297
You can always start from today. Even if it's 23 days, that's still something.

>> No.16077314

>>16077306
Eh, I mean, it's not the same
Then again, I have nothing else to do

>> No.16077325

>>16077314
Nofap from today until 7th of December?

>> No.16077326

>>16077297
You make it sound like some sort of big deal or accomplishment. Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy? Not like it physically feels better after five days anyway. You just stop getting hard at the drop of a hat about three weeks out. But once you do, no stopping that train.

I get a better feeling of accomplishment from tracking down hard to find porn than I do abstaining.

>> No.16077332

>>16077326
>Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy?
What's this pansy shit? When I was in the army people jerked off fully knowing everyone else was doing the same thing and we weren't embarrassed about it, no sir!

>> No.16077335

>>16077326
>Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy?
>Tfw remember fapping in summer camp back when I was a wee lad
I'll never forget that day. The day I discovered the PSP's capabilities

>> No.16077340
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16077340

Uh oh, this succubus doesn't feel like raping you anymore because you called her chubby, how do you make her feel better?

>> No.16077341

>>16077332
That's nothing. Back in my day, we were packed in dorms so small and cramped you couldn't jerk it even once without your cum landing in some private's mouth.
COs claimed it built character, they did.

>> No.16077343

>>16077341
Remember: in the army it's not gay, it's brotherhood.

>> No.16077346

>>16077340
Say she's not that chubby for a tramp with slutty piercings and a taste in fashion like that.

>> No.16077349

>>16077340
Grab her by the horns and bang her from behind.

>> No.16077354

>>16077340
By telling her shes beautiful and squeezing her pudge.

>> No.16077356

>>16077340
She's not chubby, she's a perfect shape.

>> No.16077357

>>16077340
You could impale people like Vlad the Impaler with a nose that sharp

>> No.16077362

>>16077357
Defined features are attractive on a lady.

>> No.16077366

I've seen a lot of questions asking about daughterus in the thread lately but I don't think anyone's ever asked, who here actually has a 'daughteru'? What is she?

>> No.16077370

>>16077340
where is her top? i wanna bully those tiddies and her tail

>> No.16077371

>>16077366
She's a widdle Dwagonette.

>> No.16077373

>>16077366
I've got a Kobold daughteru!

>> No.16077375

>>16077366
Only KDF and Miiafag have defined, named daughterus. At least the only ones who matter.

>> No.16077379

>>16077375
>named
They gave them names?

>> No.16077381
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>>16077370
she lost it.

>> No.16077384

>>16077379
Miiafag's daughtery is called either Sherry or Cherry, I can't remember which. It's based on a tradition in his family.

KDF's is called Opal.

>> No.16077385

>>16077381
Those rings and piercings make her look like a slut.

>> No.16077387

>>16077384
oy vey.

>> No.16077389

>>16077384
Huh. The more you know.

>> No.16077392

>>16077387
Oy eh?

>> No.16077393

>>16077366
Little Anubis pup later in life.

>> No.16077400

>>16077393
Any ideas for names?

>> No.16077405

>>16077340
By teasing her nipples and telling her that "Chubby" isn't a bad thing.

>> No.16077406

>>16077400
Im thinking an Egyptian name or a biblical name.

>> No.16077407

>>16077400
Faggotron.

>> No.16077412

>>16077406
Fair enough. Both my waifu's and daughteru's names are based around Egyptian roots, even if there is a bit of swap-and-chop to them.

>> No.16077415

>>16077407
That just rolls right off the tongue now, doesn't it?

>> No.16077416

>>16077400
cocksucker mcgee

>> No.16077420

>>16077400
Adele.

>> No.16077422

Can demon realm animals (i.e. not monster girls) talk?

>> No.16077423

>>16077366
Dragon daughteru. Got the black hair from me and her black scales from my waifu. She hoards rare plants and is in love with her childhood friend.

>> No.16077424

>>16077400
The Chrusinator

>> No.16077429

>>16077424
Best Automaton.

>> No.16077431

>>16077412
Its a nice category of names

>>16077416
>>16077407
>>16077424
I love this site.

>> No.16077438
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16077438

Liches are the best.

>> No.16077440

>>16077423
Her name is Mikaela by the way.

>> No.16077441

>>16077422
I remember reading that yes
I'd rather they not though

>> No.16077443

>>16077438
Yes

>> No.16077446

>>16077400
Larry

>> No.16077448

>>16077438
>shortstack Lich
Hnnnngh,

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16077451

Mermaid speed writing: http://pastebin.com/9Pp31a1N

Warning: contains disappointment.

>> No.16077452

>>16077448
They're for groping and cuddling.

>> No.16077455
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>>16077438
dresses like a slut.

she should learn some decency from other necromancers

>> No.16077466

>>16077441
I don't see them actually being attracted to monster girls.

Look at it this way, are you attracted to a woman who's just legs and a giant snake head? Or a bear with human arms and legs?

Plus it means you can get a cool animal sidekick who can wisecrack.

>> No.16077476

>>16077466
I wasn't thinking about any of this

It's just that they'd be distracting and make life feel like a cartoon

>> No.16077480

>>16077440
Someone likes Drakengard.

>> No.16077492

Do Ice Queens never go out of their palace? I'm imagining one as a NEET if that's the case.

>> No.16077496

>>16077480
I was thinking about a nice name for my daughteru that had something to do with flowers and my waifus name. I was amazed when I found drakengard. My daughteru bloomed to life at that moment.

>> No.16077506
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16077506

From line 74 onwards, we learn what it's like to hang out between dimensions and how to see where there's no light. No I didn't just add this part because Doctor Strange is cool, what are you thinking?

http://pastebin.com/MuA0VZfm

>> No.16077512

>>16077451
Why disappointment?

>> No.16077513

>>16077407
>>16077416
Rude.

>>16077420
Musical.

>>16077424
You mean Crushinator?
I bet it's a wererabbit's name.

>>16077446
Is your daughteru a lobstergirl.

>> No.16077526

>>16077492
That's my concept of them as well

Just a skinny looking girl with bags under her eyes from shitposting all night in a plain shirt and old panties with glacie servants that do everything for her so she can spend more time playing romance visual novels and feeling bad for herself.

>> No.16077531

>>16077451
This seems like a pretty comfy set-up if you ask me.

>> No.16077557

Don't forget Sabbat's teaching N°72: The smaller your breasts are, the more sensitive they become

And yes that does imply that large breasts don't feel anything

>> No.16077559

>>16077557
But what if the breasts are so big they become so unsensitive that they become sensitive again?

>> No.16077563

>>16077557
I need to test this with a loli.
I shall begin by groping her chest and then I'll have her get a big chest so I can fondle that and compare the two.

>> No.16077566

>>16077557
Remove this heresy from my screen.

>> No.16077567

>>16077557
I wouldn't trust any of the Sabbath's teachings, let alone their Chinese knockoff's.

>> No.16077572

>>16077238
It's less gay than having a prostate exam from a hot nurse/doctor

>> No.16077581

>>16077506
Haven't seen it yet but I hope to
Also good job showing how intimidating a powerful monster can be

>> No.16077586

>>16077557
It's because small breasts have the same amount of nerves as big breasts. But on smaller breasts, they're more concentrated, which means a flat girl feels more when she's touched there.

That's why lolis feel so uncontrollably good when you kiss them on the nipples.

>> No.16077587

>>16077559
That doesn't work, Holsts and other big breasted species only fake it out of shame

>>16077563
This is absolutely forbidden and you risk being sent to the loli dungeon for up to 80 years

>>16077566
>>16077567
Don't worry, dumb onii-sans are accepted by the Sabbat so feel free to contact your local Baphomet

>> No.16077592

>>16077587
Think of the science anon!
THE SCIENCE!

I'll need a group of three or four familiars for this.

>> No.16077599

>>16077587
>Cult of Sabbat blasphemy

Never

>> No.16077601

>>16077592
Have fun being chased around the world for your unspeakable crimes then
I hope your 4 oppai loli familars can run without tripping over

>> No.16077604

>>16077601
Oh, they don't need to run, I can carry them.

All who chase me shall become part the experiment!
Chests will be fondled, cupsizes will change, and I will know once and for all if one truly is more sensitive than the other.

>> No.16077607

>>16077601
Magical familiars like that will just fly or float anyway.
Have fun being smothered in weightless oppai-loli familiar boobs.

>> No.16077613

How about a german Anubis or an Italian Satyros?

>> No.16077616

>>16077604
>Anon betrayed the Sabbat and gave 4 familiars big breasts
>For years he was chased by the organization to pay for his crimes
>Each girl who chased him ended up joining him and gaining big tits
>One day he realized what he had built
>And thus the Oppai Sabbat was born

>> No.16077618

>>16077586
So true heaven would be a girl with huge tits who has hundreds of times as many nerve endings all throughout her tits.

Literally just swirling your hands across her skin and aureola would drive her crazy until you give in and play with her tits to your hearts desire and cause her mind to shut off from the pleasure.

Actually applying your tongue and sucking on her tits would cause her to retreat into a world of pure white pleasure where she can't even compute anything else.

>> No.16077630

>>16077618
I want to bind one of those girls up and bring them to orgasm by groping her chest!

>> No.16077633
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16077633

>"Hey, can I interest you in taking a Wock? They're really great, best thing ever made."

>> No.16077636

>>16077633
>It just wocks

>> No.16077638
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16077638

>>16077586
Slim onee chan vamp sounds better to hold closer but onee chan tittypire sounds better for teasing and cuddling with

I CANT DECIDE WHICH VAMP I LIKE THE MOST,as long as its not lolipires,i hate lolis with every fiber of my being

>> No.16077643

>>16077613
No. Just no. Anubis are Egyptian and will stay that way.

>> No.16077649

>>16077643
What about an Anubis with a German accent?

>> No.16077653
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>>16077633
No thanks, I'm ok. I have this bowl of Mofu though, but you can only take one.

>> No.16077659

>>16077649
Do you want a boston chick sex sounds?
"Ah ya, ah ya, ya, there, ya ah ya."

>> No.16077660

>>16077649
No. A dragon would be more fitting if that. Not my perfectly tanned, bossy schedule dog.

>> No.16077662

>>16077232
It's super soft and warm.

>> No.16077664

>>16077259
Im gonna win just to have her sit and step on my face all day!

>> No.16077671

>>16077653
W-What happens if I dip my hand in?

>> No.16077673

>>16077293
>Jake had never been a smoker but Fletcher had been a goddamn chimney, and he’s said it didn’t matter because he was going to die young and leave gorgeous corpse behind.
Fix those errors, man.

>The Centaur had a cloak on the human bits, was holding a scythe and had a hood and… was that a gasmask? Next to it were badly drawn stick figures, no, wait, those were letters. “Here lieth the Bayne of Dreames”.
You son of a bitch.


Nice start, though. Quite intriguing.

>> No.16077674

Just to check, the Jabberwock doujin still hasn't been translated yet, has it?

>> No.16077675
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16077675

>an Ushi-Oni will never push me down and physically take ownership of my sexuality

>> No.16077676

>>16077674
sadly no, I dont think so

>> No.16077677

>>16077618
But mathematically, if you take that same girl and make her breasts smaller, she'll get even more pleasure from the same thing.

Though what you wrote is pretty hot and appealing, though. Making a girl go stupid with happy feelings just from breastplay alone is great.

>> No.16077682

>>16077675
>A Anubis will never claim you as her husband by giving you slippers, an apron and a collar
>the collar stays on all the time to show you're hers
>she'll never tell you that you're her house husband now

>> No.16077691

>>16077675
Leave that reaction image garbage on /s4s/.
It's starting to creep into this place more and more over time.

>> No.16077693

>>16077682
>A Anubis
Of course she won't. You can't into grammer, Wurmgoloid.

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>>16077675
>using a non Monster Girl reaction image in a Monster Girl thread

>> No.16077702 [DELETED] 

>>16077633
>>16077653
>>16077675
>>16077696
We're running low on images. Please remember to delete.

>> No.16077703

>>16077649
A German accent isn't sexy by itself, and it wouldn't really fit on an anubis. Even if the Germans are good at engineering.

>> No.16077705

>>16077696
You're not much better.

>> No.16077709

>>16077693
Damn. I meant An* Anubis. Also don't bully Wurms.

>> No.16077711

>>16077671
See those tails? You're gonna get stung.

>> No.16077712

>>16077703
Yes but I always had an idea for a story involving an Anubis who's part German thanks in part to Erwin Rommel himself.
That and I have a weakness for bossy, antagonistic girls in Nazi uniforms.

>> No.16077715

>>16077693
So Anubi don't like stupid anons?

>> No.16077718

>>16077671
>>16077711
It's like one of those Zipangese finger traps that shady Tanuki from the far east sells.

>> No.16077723

>>16077638
>i hate lolis with every fiber of my being
Better have a Hol near you, that Sabbath strike loli force is incoming.

>> No.16077728

>>16077673
>Fix those errors, man.
I see nothing wrong with that sentence, is it too long or something?

>> No.16077729

>>16077715
There may be a few that think your denseness is cute, and may want you to be their househusband.

>> No.16077732

>>16077633
I've heard they are bad for the health. Is that true?

>> No.16077734

Quick! What happened to daddy and son anons story?
Did I miss the conclusion?
Did C is for Cookie note work?

>> No.16077735

>>16077734
The hell are you talking about?

>> No.16077737

>>16077734
Yes, papa anon is comfirmed.

>> No.16077738

>>16077709
The most effective way to bully a Wurm is to deprive her of her sweets.

I remembered one went on a rampage through 3 Order cities just to find a cupcake.

>> No.16077742

>>16077729
>few

Fuck. That means they're harder to find. And if I came across one who did some sort of test on me before I become their husband (e.g mental test) and I failed it. I don't think I could bare being rejected by an Anubis.

>> No.16077746

>>16077712
>Anubis descendant of Erwin Rommel, who secretly played around a bit during his time in North Africa in an alternate, monstergirl-populated Earth
>The "Jackal of the Desert Fox"
>A tall, strict anubis who looks fantastic in that style of uniform
>With the natural charisma and leadership skills of her ancestor, enhanced to supernatural degrees by her natural monstergirl magic, meaning she exudes an aura of complete command and dominance

Well, that's something.

>> No.16077747

>>16077735
The man's obviously gone mad from a mind wurm.

>> No.16077748

>>16077742
>I don't think I could bare being rejected by an Anubis.
Especially when you use "bare", instead of the correct "bear".

>> No.16077750

>>16077734
IIRC the dad responded to the cookie note with D is for Druella

>> No.16077751

>>16077728
Not him, but it has essentially three sentences strung together instead of making it separate or one separate and a compound. Also, 'he's' should be 'he'd'.

And if those dummies aren't dead, and you're using 3rd person past for the story, then it should be 'was' and not 'had been'.

'Goddamn' should also be 'goddamned' in that tense.

All-in-all, not much to fuss about. I see way worse grammar here all the time.

>> No.16077753

>>16077735
>He doesn't know
There was an anon a bit ago saying his dad knows and likes MGs (Miia fav on MonMusu), and that papa MIGHT be visiting these threads, a lure has been cast and I think i've missed the conclusion to our papa anon arc.

Oh here it is >>16077737
Nice

>> No.16077757

>>16077746
I want to play World of Tanks with her.

>> No.16077765

>>16077750
Yes
YES
YEEESSSS!!
PAPA ANON BLESS US ALL!
He might we watching us right this moment, lurking in the shadows..

>> No.16077767

>>16077753
There is a chance you're papa anon.

>> No.16077770

>>16077748
P-Please. I'm pretty sure it's bare? Right? I've always used it like that. My entire life. I've never had that marked wrongs when I was in school.

Anon please

>> No.16077771

>>16077753
Scary. If I was a dad, I wouldn't want my son to hang out and discuss monstergirls with freaks like me.

>> No.16077773

>>16077770
For.
Fuck.
Sake.

Wrong*

>> No.16077778

>>16077771
>>16077767
Son is that you?

>> No.16077792

>>16077778
No, but I think you should weird your son out by talking about monstergirls and his mother/your wife in the same context.

>> No.16077805

>>16077750
I could get along with him.

8/10, would drink and fuck around with power tools with him.

>> No.16077806 [DELETED] 

>>16077777

>> No.16077807

>>16077778
Annoy your son by reading his writefaggotry out loud before the family.

>> No.16077814

I want to make a big, muscled dragon with plenty of scars the little spoon.

>> No.16077817

>>16077770
>>16077770
> I'm pretty sure it's bare? Right? I've always used it like that. My entire life. I've never had that marked wrongs when I was in school.

This is adorable. It's like when Togame in Katanagatari keeps misusing "Cheerio!" as a cute battle cry, rather than the correct phrase "Chesto!" and she just has a mental breakdown when her lifelong mistake is revealed to her.

With that in mind, let me be the one to break it to you:
https://www.google.com?q=bear+or+bare+it

>> No.16077827

>>16077728
"he's" should be "he'd"
"and leave gorgeous corpse behind" should have an "a" in it.

I only point the ones there out, because they were the only outright grammatical mistakes I saw. Aside from that, your writing is quite clunky and doesn't flow all that well, making it tedious to read, but it's not terrible.

>> No.16077829

>>16077814
I want a dragon to make me her treasure so she has something to protect again.

>> No.16077831

>>16077817
Damn, I just realised I should've said "let me be the bearer of bad news".

>> No.16077833

>>16077814
That's not right

>> No.16077837

>>16077817
Oh well I guess you learn something everyday. Maybe, like anon said, an Anubis will find this cute?

>> No.16077842

Who is better for apathetic sex, golem or lich?

>> No.16077850

>>16077837
Sure, if you don't mind her putting a collar on you, making you wear a school uniform (shirt, trousers, tie, blazer, the works) and obeying her every command. After all, she's the teacher, and you're her student.
Right now, she'll say you're about as dumb as a puppy, but she likes that about you, so she'll educate you and turn you into a fine, erudite man.

>> No.16077857

>>16077842
None, they all lose to the dick.

>> No.16077863

>>16077857
Who can win against the dick?

>> No.16077864

>>16077850
I need it

>> No.16077870

>>16077863
Richard, he is after dick's greatest enemy.

>> No.16077872

>>16077863
No one. Not even my OC lilim, not even keijo girls, not even gods.

>> No.16077873
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16077873

>>16077863
If their smug level is high enough, any girl.

>> No.16077875

>>16077829
>Walking down the street one day in the city when you come across a sight you never thought you'd see
>A fat dragon.
>A thunder thighed, jelly bellied, wide reared dragon that's wearing a T-shirt like a bra and a pair of yoga pants that are fighting a valiant battle against her rear.
>She's munching on some Wendigo-brand Stretchy meat when a bag she's carrying falls without her noticing.
>Pick it up out of curiosity and find that it is positively filled with gems and coins.
>Your inner tanuki tells you to take it and run but you decide that you should return it for the sake of your conscious, along with the sake of your home should she find out.
>Its not that long a jog to her and she's more confused than anything when you offer it to her, more so when you turn down a reward, hoping you can end the conversation as quickly as possible so you can get to somewhere else.
>A few weeks pass and the incident completely vanishes from your mind until you step outside one day to see the dragon standing before your door, her clothes a bit more respectable (she's wearing jeans that are just a wee bit to small and a shirt that covers her gut) and her shape looks a tad less round.
>You're about to ask what she's doing here when she counters by saying that she's quite offended at your refusal of a reward and, with a growl, informs you that you better accept or else.
>You tell her to hold it as you've got to run off and do shopping.
>Her expression is something between outrage and shock as you rush passed her, hopping into your car and zipping off while she stays by your door.
>You'd hoped it would be the last time you saw her but it was, sadly, not to be.
>Week after week she returned to your door, her clothes a bit more impressive each time and her figure a bit less soft.
>Thunder thighs became thick slabs of muscle and her chunky rear firmed up into a pert bubble-butt that coins would shatter on.
>A flabby keg became a rock hard pack of abs that clothes could be ironed on and her chest.....Well, it remained the same size.
>Time and time again you tried to turn her down but now it was starting to get difficult, her powerful form chasing you so that you had to start taking evasive maneuvers to lose her.
>You were good up until the night she smashed into your room, a thin babydoll covering her body as the dust settled in your room.
>In the pale moonlight as you saw her sharp features and a wide, fangfilled grin, you knew what she was telling you without words.
>Tonight
>You

>> No.16077878

>>16077870
after all*
DAMN IT, stop eating my words.

>> No.16077881

>>16077863
A monstergirl sorcoress who discovers true, forbidden knowledge above even the gods, beyond the scope of the Chief God or Demon Lord.
One who creates a realm where her will is absolute, and even omnipotents who stray into it will be at her mercy.

>> No.16077884

>>16077863
A lot of monstergirls.

>> No.16077886

>>16077873
Wow. That's a big tail. I feel sorry for the poor man on the end of it. He will run out of fluids and dry up.

>> No.16077889

>>16077875
DIE
Tragedy.

>> No.16077892

>>16077873
That means the user was weak. People who lose to smug lolis needs more dick training.

>>16077875
>Fat dragons
Ehh, you know I'm gonna put them through some heavy training to get normal.

>> No.16077895

>>16077892
Did you read the whole thing?

>> No.16077900

>>16077895
I'm sorry Anon please forgive me and squish me with fat dragons as a punishment.

>> No.16077906

>>16077900
Also kinda funy my dick went from flabby to rock hard. I think I have a lot in common to dragons.

>> No.16077907

>>16077900
Sorry anon, you need to get a fat dragon's attention for her to do that.

And even then she may get herself back into fighting shape so that she looks like she did in the good old days.

>> No.16077914

>>16077907
It's okay. She can get fat as punishment for me and go back once I behave. I think I finally like fat dragons.

>> No.16077925

>>16077914
They are better for face sitting but their true form is that of muscle..... Unless they are wocks, those are doomed to a life of softness.

>> No.16077929

>>16077864
Well, maybe if you go into her office and ask really nicely, she'll offer you some private lessons. Mathematics, literature and languages, the sciences, business and finances, cooking, classical studies and philosophy... everything you could ever want to know to become truly fine, well-studied man.

Just you and her, for seven hours every weekday, alone in a clean and comfortable classroom. Of course, you'll have to let her dress you properly every morning too. You just can't seem you do your tie or tuck your shirt in to her standards. So bear with it as she leans close, giving you a clear view of her delicous brown cleavage, her sparkling eyes and luscious lips inches from you as her dextrous digits fasten your tie. And don't struggle as she unbelts your trousers, and wraps her arms around you from behind to tuck your shirt in, from the rear to the front, her paws lingering as she makes certain your fly's zipped up.

Don't forget, you'll be eating only the food she provides too. A healthy diet is a key part of a sharp mind and efficient learning, after all. What's that? Spiking the food? Nonsense, she's your teacher, she's there to exercise care and responsibility over you. And of course she isn't any taller than before. But your uniform seems looser and baggier than it was last week? Well, she can always get you another one. However many you need until they fit you.

Anything for the model student she'll be moulding you into.

>> No.16077931

>Ignore your waifu
>Insult her when in public
>Act cold and dismiss her needs as irrelevant
>Only care for yourself
>Never show even a bit of love even after all her and other people's attempts
>Have your waifu be constantly depressed
>Be the most hated person in the city by every man, woman and child
>Hit your waifu
>Shrug her off when she tries to cuddle or hug in bed and push her off
>Make her sleep on the cold floor
>It's all her fetish, and you're performing marvelously
Could you do it?

>> No.16077934

>>16077842
Those two actually do have alot in common don't they? Mostly emotionless, both are described as good at learning a mans weakpoints and finding the most efficient way to milk them. Since golems are apprently made through magic, a lich teaching a golem what settings to use or a golem reporting her findings on how best to milk someone is a thing that actually could happen

>> No.16077939

>>16077931
Would rather kill myself

>> No.16077940

>>16077925
Wocks aren't doomed to softness, they're blessed!

>> No.16077941

>>16077931
No, I couldn't bring myself to it. at least not in public. In the bedroom sure. In the house, maybe, but doubtful.

>> No.16077943

>>16077931
So I just have to act like I always do?

Sure.

>> No.16077945

>>16077931
I think it would spiral me into a depression if I did any of that.

>> No.16077946

>>16077931
Yes, sounds fun.
Doubly so if I was secure in the knowledge that other men didn't love her enough to unleash their inner asshole.

>> No.16077947

>>16077931
I said fuck ypu to her earlier in the thread and I still regret it.

>> No.16077953

>>16077940
No, they're doomed.
A wock without an otouto will suffer a rapid increase in weight until she finds a mate, which will allow her to remain reasonably soft instead of being full-on hamplanet.

>> No.16077954

>>16077946
That's some pretty backwards logic.

>> No.16077955

>>16077947
Haha, fuck you weenie.

>> No.16077958

>>16077931
Only so long as she puts on a bunch of weight so I can make her wear overly skimpy clothes in public while making fun of her size.

>> No.16077960

>>16077955
I'm good, my waifu is not.

>> No.16077962

>>16077931
>>16077941
I could pull this off on public its not that radically different from how i usually act, but i would be sure to have lots of cuddles on home.

>> No.16077964

>>16077958
That's terrible. Why would you ever so that?

>> No.16077967

>>16077931
As long as she does the same to me.

>> No.16077971

>>16077929
A teacher Anubis is something I didn't know I wanted so bad

>> No.16077975

>>16077875
Ruined.

>> No.16077977

>>16077954
What? Nah man.
So on one level I just think acting like that with no real repercussions would be fun.
Having not a cuddly waifu but a little slave bitch who knows her place. Is this the only reality I could go for? No. In my heart I'm open to nearly any situation and could as easily be a loving patron father or doting househusband or whatever else.
But this is certainly in my "yeah, that could be in interesting relationship bucket" by default.

Now top that with the fact that I would be secretly indulging an extreme masochist, who under the game was really grateful for it. Who got off from every time I went to flirt with another woman, or called her a stupid whore, or left her tied up and forgotten for the night. It would be our secret, our deeply held gem of confidence.

And 80% of the fucks here aren't dick enough to try it.

>> No.16077979

>>16077964
So I can call her a pig, slap her rear in public, and jiggle her gut while telling her that she's frightening the children with her giant appetite.

>> No.16077981

>>16077931
I'd find it really fucking hard. I'm trying to change myself to do otherwise, but I find it hard to be anything except friendly to people unless they're real assholes. I think I care too much about what people think of me in regards to being nice or not.

Besides, if stuff like that was her fetish, she wouldn't be my waifu anyway. But hitting her and making her constantly depressed is a big fat "No."

>> No.16077984

>>16077931
I'd rather die.

>> No.16077985

>>16077953
I want to become a soft wock's otouto! And cuddle her!

>> No.16077986
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16077986

https://my.mixtape.moe/tspjgd.png

>> No.16077992

>>16077962
No cuddles! Constant bullying!
More you do it more she cums from the denial play

>> No.16077993

>>16077986
Nice. Scylla needs more love.

>> No.16077998

>>16077979
She'll break down in tears!

>> No.16078000

>>16077977
Even consensually, that seems like the signs of some deeply troubled and emotionally unbalanced person, if they want something like that.
Of course, there's you saying "we're so secure in our relationship I can abuse to that extent and she'll love it", but that's the point when certain alarm bells should be ringing.

>> No.16078009

>>16077985
Good man.
She'll go from a lard dragon to onee-soft in no time once she has you.

>>16077998
Because its what she wants.
I'll take her to the beach in a string bikini, wait for an hour and then have her go around the beach and apologize to everyone for her indecent form.

And once we get home she's going to be paying me back with cuddling and tender sex to make up for everything she makes me do during the day.

>> No.16078011

>>16077986
My shit eyesight and that thumbnail made me immediately think it was that one girl from taimanin asagi

>> No.16078016

>>16078009
Even if she likes it. No monster girl should be treated like that.

>> No.16078017

>>16077934
>A pair of stone faced beauties talking about all your fetishes and how much of a pervert you are

>> No.16078022

>>16078011
She deserved better, like the redhead from that shit series with Not!Guts.

>> No.16078024

>>16078016
You tell that to her when she's getting told to eat a bunch of fried food like the pig she is while she's sopping wet between her legs.

We are talking Ryouna tier masochist here.

>> No.16078026

>>16078009
>bullying the chubby MGs

You've gone too far. Can't you see the appeal of gap moe?

>> No.16078032

>>16078024
>Ryouna tier
Oh, I see, you're just trying to sneak your shit fetish into the thread.

>> No.16078044

>>16078032
Anon I think he's talking about the Senran Kagura character.

>> No.16078046

>>16077992
without the cuddles i fear that it will become actual abuse

>> No.16078049

>>16078026
Believe me, I enjoy my chubby himederes as much as the next guy but the topic is bullying her because it gets her off.

>>16078032
Honestly, this isn't even top 10 Fetish for me, although Ryouna is a good girl.


Miyabi a best

>> No.16078050

>>16077931
The worst part is the people saying they would.

>> No.16078052

>>16078044
That's just intentionally misleading.

>> No.16078053

>>16077986
That ass doesn't look as fat as I'd like to.

>> No.16078056

>>16078053
as I'd prefer it to be*

>> No.16078059

>>16078049
>Miyabi a best
You have good taste.

>>16078052
I don't know, I think you just jumped the gun.

>> No.16078070

>>16078059
>talking about emotionally abusing and physically beating your waifu
>Someone mentions how much they like Ryouna in that context

No, not really.

>> No.16078071

>>16078052
No, I'm talking the Senran.

The FETISH is crap, the girl is good.
Then again, saying that a Senran is a good girl I'd like saying water is wet

>> No.16078077

>>16078070
No, you jumped the gun.

>> No.16078078

>>16078070
The Senran with that name actually is a gigantic masochist.

Her name is actually a play on the ryouna fetish.

>> No.16078081

>>16078071
But anon, there are bad Senrans.

Like Minori and Mirai.

>> No.16078083

>>16078078
Hence, intentionally misleading.

>> No.16078085

>>16077931
No way. I'm too much of a softie to do something like that.

>> No.16078110

>>16078085
You're not a softie, just mentally healthy.

Yes, I know we are talking about female imaginary monsters on the internet, but you know what I meant

>> No.16078114

>>16078081
Minori I will give you as less desirable but Mirai is cute.
Would make kittens with.

>>16078083
Its more a coincidence than anything.

>> No.16078119

>>16078114
Mirai is shit.

Ryobi is the cuter flat girl.

>> No.16078124

>>16078119
Well yeah, Ryoubi is cute but I do enjoy Mirai for being a smug tiny girl.

>> No.16078125

>>16078110
Imaginary friends are perfectly fine.

>> No.16078126

>>16078119
What Monster girl is Ryoubi?

>> No.16078129
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16078129

>Vampfu desperately wants a daugheru to spoil and prove our love
>First month she tries mushrooms,Nothing happens
>Second month she tries Humpty egg jelly,nothing happens
>Third month she tries concentrated manticore venom,nothing happens
>She only stays curled in a ball with the wings around her body,depressed
>Shes barely sucking blood and her body is already looking unhealthy thin

WHAT DO I DO

>> No.16078132 [DELETED] 
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16078132

The sky appears dull grey
A soft wind blows through the grass and your hair.

A Mantis blocks your path, without a word.
Your destination lies ahead, yet she will not let you pass.
What do you do next?

>> No.16078133

>>16078126
Red Cap?

>> No.16078134

>>16078126
I'd go with her being a strict, flat angel while her sister is a chesty dark angel.

>> No.16078142 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
Ask her kindly if she would move out of the way.

>> No.16078143

>>16078129
You are the one that's supposed to use them, dummy.

>> No.16078145 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
Go around her.

>> No.16078146 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
So it's come to this huh?
*unsheathes katana*
Let me show you the strength of my resolve.

>> No.16078152

>>16078129
>find someone else's daughteru
>abduct and bite
>enjoy loli vampire goodness

>> No.16078154 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
Introduce her to Metal Gear Revengeance and watch her excitement grow with every one-liner. Let her rip!

>> No.16078157

>>16078152
>Daughter NTR

End yourself my man.

>> No.16078158

>>16078152
But anon, now she has competition! What's to stop your new daughteru from becoming your waifu? You're not blood related, after all.

Wait, does that work? I mean, she probably sucks your blood, too. So I suppose in a medical sense you ARE blood related.

>> No.16078160 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
Hmm, I always knew this day would come, ever since that day.
This wind.... is crying *unsheathes halberd*

>> No.16078183 [DELETED] 

>>16078146
>>16078160
Neither of you are funny.

>> No.16078188 [DELETED] 

>>16078132
Smooch her on the mouth!

>> No.16078193
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>>16078143
She did! i am just retarded at nouns

>>16078152
Eat Spicy chilli my friend

>> No.16078198 [DELETED] 

>>16078154
>introduce stony faced mantis to the glory of MGRR
>makes her way through Metal Gear Ray without blinking
>start to detect a twitch at "I am here to kill you"
>notice her rocking back and forth slightly when a Stranger I Remain
>final a slight smirk appears with "LEFT HAND RULE"
>by the time you find out that kids are cruel she's smirking
>Jet Stream Sam
>she's silent through the entire fight, but you can tell she's fist pumping internally when she wins
>after Metal Gear Excelsior and playing college ball, you finally get to hear The War Still Rages on
>before you can curse Platinum for making such a short game your mantis turns around
>her face
>sweet lord her face
>it's contorted into the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen in your life
>sunlight glints of her teeth
>her hair blows in an impossible breeze
>you know who's the boss

>> No.16078200

>>16078193
>Stop bullying my mom with your fat cocks!
>I-It's my turn to be bullied!

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>>16078142
You ask, yet to no avail, as she remains in place.

>>16078145
You try to go around, yet the road refuses to bend, as the lady persistently follows your road.

>>16078146
>>16078160
You unsheathe your weapon, and lick your blade. The lady unimpressed, shows her resolve and removes your blade.
Now there you are, unarmed and with no more blade, your path blocked yet again by the lady with the green blades.

>>16078154
You shout your words - Let her rip!
and she responds with glee, challenging you to show your true nature before her.

>>16078188
You move to show your love, but without show or pride, the lady is not impressed.
You fail to get closer, receiving the lip that remains cold.

>> No.16078211

>>16078200
>Masochist Dhampir daugheru
>The kind of person that always goes tanks in MMO

Nononononono, tanks are fucking useless if everyone got good at dodging

>> No.16078214

i've yet to find out if that one dude fucked his sisters or if that other guy's dad has a waifu

>> No.16078220 [DELETED] 

>>16078201
>as she remains in place.
Alright, if she wouldn't respond to that I guess I could ask if she wanted to come with me.

>> No.16078221 [DELETED] 

>>16078201
Yare Yare Daze.
I was going to go easy on you kid, but you just had to go and do that...
*throws off shirt*
A word for the wise...
*assumes the crane kick position*
These hands are my deadliest weapons of all.

>> No.16078223 [DELETED] 

>>16078201
Then I'll start rubbing her antenna

>> No.16078224 [DELETED] 

>>16078201
Well shes just being rude by blocking my path for no reason. Is she just bored?

>> No.16078227 [DELETED] 

uh oh your waifu accidentally all the things

what do

>> No.16078234 [DELETED] 

>>16078227
shove a dildo up my ass and continue to shitpost on 4chan

>> No.16078235 [DELETED] 

>>16078201
Do Mantis' like fruit? I have a ripe mango in my pocket to trade.

>> No.16078238 [DELETED] 

>>16078227
vote hillary I guess.

>> No.16078243 [DELETED] 

>>16078238
>tfw Bernkastel would've made monster girls real

>> No.16078248

>>16077837
I'm fairly certain that, rather than raw intelligence out the gate, an Anubis would mostly just want a guy capable of listening to and following her well-planned instructions. Which would include lessons to fill in whatever blanks she finds wanting in you.

>>16077929
I can't tell if this is heaven or hell.

>> No.16078249 [DELETED] 

>>16078238
>voting for a lizardman

>> No.16078262 [DELETED] 

That RP went on for a long time without anyone calling it out.

>> No.16078264 [DELETED] 

>>16078243
None of them could make monsters real.

That would make us happy and politicians don't want everyone happy.

>> No.16078268

>>16077986
Her face looks familiar.

Is this the same artist who does the cute tomboy blue oni?

>> No.16078269

are wurms still retarded?

>> No.16078278

>>16077986
I hope scylla content necer ends

>> No.16078292
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>>16078269
Does this looks retarded to you?

>> No.16078303

>>16076783
There was a guy on the wiki doing a pretty good one but alot of its parts are unfinished.

>> No.16078308

>>16078292
yes.

>> No.16078309 [DELETED] 

>>16078262
That's not real roleplay you newfag.

>> No.16078323

>>16078292
She looks like a smart lady who knows that pre-coitus womb stimulation can be helpful in conceiving.

>> No.16078333

>>16074944
I doubt shouting it to the heavens would accomplish even that much.

>> No.16078344

So currently there are 192 English profiles right?

>> No.16078378

>>16078344
At least 150 or more to see, to be a monstergirl master is my destiny!

>> No.16078405
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16078405

Whore-Spiders are the prettiest!

>> No.16078410

>>16077691
I think you're confusing /r9k/ and [s4s]

>> No.16078413

/mgt/ you have to help me. I've been fantasizing about having a Hobbit waifu all day and I can't get the fucking shire music out of my head.

>> No.16078425

>>16078413
Replace it with something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY

>> No.16078447

>>16078413
Listen to the Flip Flappers ED until that gets stuck in your head instead.

>> No.16078448

>>16078405
Dude, I don't even enjoy spiders.

>> No.16078452

>>16078425
>>16078447
You guys don't get it, it's not just the music.

>> No.16078457

>>16076819
>Troll dressed as Mumm
Could work I guess

>> No.16078464

>>16078425
I love and hate everything about that video

>> No.16078466

>>16077587
I'm going to punt a Baphomet and then go home and cuddle my busty Hellhound waifu.

>> No.16078469

>>16077873
I want that Manticore to rape me senseless.
I want to kiss her during.

>> No.16078476

>>16078452
Think about cute big girls.

>> No.16078499
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16078499

If lilims are the strongest monsters bar the Lord, how many days in a row they can go doki doki before passing out?

>> No.16078505

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045016/Raccoon-dogs-skinned-alive-make-cheap-copies-Ugg-boots.html

Capitalism is a cruel mistress to Tanuki.

>> No.16078507

>>16078211
>You'll never spank a Dhampir while balls deep in her and hear her squeal in joy.
>She'll never start nibbling your neck because of her vampiric ancestry even though she can't drink your blood.
>The two of you will never catch her Ojou-sama Vampire sister spying on the two of you fucking and masturbating.
>Your Dhampir girlfriend will never grin evilly before grabbing her sister and shoving her on the bed.
>She'll never lay down beneath her sister and force the Vampire to spread her legs.
>She'll never tell you to "punish her perverted sister" for spying on you two with a lewd grin on her face.
>You'll never violate her Ojou-sama sister while her protests turn to moans.
>The Dhampir will never switch positions so she's behind you and start nibbling on your ears and blowing into them.
>You'll never be sandwiched between the two of them and feel the delicious contrast between the Vampire's soft and smooth body and the Dhampir's toned and firm body.
>You'll never end up being milked all night long by the two of them.
>You'll never wind up marrying both sisters and "bully" them with your dick every night.
Fuck.

>> No.16078513

>>16078499
Depends what you mean.
If it's the kind where she admires her crush from afar, then she can go for months.
If it's the kind where he's right on top of her and they're about to do it, she can only go for about ten minutes unless he sticks it in. Then she can go the whole night.

>> No.16078514

>>16078499
How many Lilims does it take to change a lamp?

>> No.16078530

>>16078507
Wait wait wait, which one is the soft dhampir and who is the firm dhampir?

hopefully the big sister is the soft tittypire and the little sister the firm one

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16078531

>>16078507
If she has an ass this plump, I couldn't resist smacking it.

>> No.16078534

>>16078499
How many BPM are they doki'ing at?

>> No.16078537

>>16078476
I don't into cute, Anon. I like my women like I like my whiskey. Smooth, and yet robust.

>> No.16078539

>>16077986
Artist?

>> No.16078541

>>16078537
Then think about wine big girls shooing away the small ones.

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>>16078499
I always liked the reasoning behind that image being created.

The idea that succubi can sense / smell fetishes from miles away to track men down like a shark finding a droplet of blood in the ocean was funny as hell.

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>>16078541
>Wine big girls shoo'ing away small ones
>MFW Satyros shoo'ing away Apophis

>> No.16078547

>>16078530
The Dhampir is the firm one, the Vampire is the soft one.
And yes, the Vampire is the Onee-san. Older than you and the Dhampir by a few years.

>> No.16078548

>>16078507
>she can't drink your blood
Since when can a Dhampir not drink blood?

>> No.16078550

>>16078548
I dunno, I just thought it'd be cute.
She still has the instinct but can't follow through so she nibbles you.

>> No.16078554

>>16078546
I was thinking more about an Oni shooing a Redcap, but that works too.

>> No.16078562

>>16078547
Oh ok, seems like there was a mixups between Dhampir/vampire in the greentext and i just got confused

>Dhampir GF
>Her Vampire sister

How can one be just half vampire and her sister a full blooded vampire?

>> No.16078566

>>16078562
According to the profile, Dhampirs are actually decently rare mutations. Seems most of the time Vampires give birth to vampires.

>> No.16078568

>>16078562
Well, in the folklore, a human woman that is vampirized while pregnant gives birth to a dhampir, while a vampire proper gives birth to vampires.

I'm not sure about the official MGE lore tho

>> No.16078573

>>16078566
>Proceeds to re-read profile

Man i had the wrong idea all this time, i trough it was

>Vampire+Male Human=Always Dhampir
>Vampire+Incubus=Always Vampire

good to know this fact now,more reason to furiously cuddle vampire wife, i need at least one dhampir daugheru

>> No.16078574

>>16078344
I think so. 100 from encyclopedia 1, the first 86 from encyclopedia 2 plus the 4 now translated, plus 2 new ones.

>> No.16078579

>>16078574
I wonder how long until it's over. It's kinda scary.

>> No.16078587

>>16078573
I thought the same. Maybe another fixed translation?

>> No.16078588

>>16078579
english release of the 2nd book should be out sometime next year around april or march?
someone correct me if im wrong

>> No.16078596

>>16078587
I'm sure it was like that. Maybe they've changed it.

>> No.16078597

>>16078579
I really don't know. I mean theres no real shortage of monsters and yokai from rpgs or myths to turn into cute girls.

>> No.16078603
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>Druella! you are part of my heart now! part of Anon's Harem!
>"Ever the fool girl!"
>"AND FOREVER, A PAWN OF YOUR HUSBAND!"

>> No.16078611

>>16078588
Seven Seas says mid-late 2017. You're looking at sometime around June.

http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-continues-its-scholarly-pursuit-with-the-second-volume-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/973

>>16078587
No, it was like that. You might be blending with more traditional mythos or something.

>> No.16078612

>>16078505
Don't feel bad, in MGc it would be tanuki skinning other tanuki alive

>> No.16078615

>>16078603
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16078619

>>16078603
Lilim alphabet when?

>> No.16078621

>>16078603
Harems are shit
>>16078548
They can

>> No.16078623

>>16078619
A is for... yeah there isn't a lilim starting with A

Or B

Or C Cap'n CRUNCHER doesn't fucking count

>> No.16078625

>>16078579
I'm satisfied. The most superior canine family is already well fleshed.
>Werewolf
>Anubis
>Inari-kitsune
>Youko
>Gyoubu Danuki (maybe we'll get Danzaburou Danuki?)
>Kobold
>Kikimora
>Hellhound
>Cu Sith

There are still some entries like koma-inu, or Tiangou/Wolf Tengu, or the Black Hound, or very notably Coyote, but we've covered a lot of bases for wagging fluffy tails already.

Do you really need anything other than dog types?

>> No.16078629

>>16078623
We need more OCs to fill that out. Crunchie counts though.

>> No.16078630

>>16078625
>Do you really need anything other than dog types?
Snakes. Maybe a few more succubi to fuel my manslut fantasies.

>> No.16078634

>>16078623
Who even is the retard that invented CRASHER?

>> No.16078635

>>16078625
I do. I only see dogs as friends. We also need a cerberus monster. Maybe she has three personalities or somthing.

>> No.16078641

>>16078625
Black Hound is Hellhound.

>> No.16078648

>>16078635
Chimaera already covers the multiple personalities angle. Not that there can't be more, but it's just very niche and unlikely.

>> No.16078654

>>16078641
Ah, yeah. You're right.
I guess they pretty neatly cover barghasts, Moddey Dhoo, and Cŵn Annwn.

Which only reinforces the point that we're nearly full up on Best Type.

>> No.16078655

>>16078648
What if cerberus are actually three girls that always walk together like the wind weasel gang?

>> No.16078656

>>16078654
I mean you could make the claim that Black Hounds are separate beings, but really, all a Hellhound is, is the christian flavor of black hound.

>> No.16078659

>>16078655
Like a group of bodyguards or something? Could have a thugdere protector vibe going, I could see that working.

>> No.16078661

>>16078625
Oh, you forgot Fenfen too! How can you even forget that cutie?
>Hellhound and Fenfen sandwhich
Okay, I guess this is the only thing in the world that will make my heart go back to wolfu.

>> No.16078662

>>16078623
>>16078634
I'm pretty sure her name was CRUSHER. After randomly hearing the name, the rest of the thread seems to have threadcanon'd her into existence as some kind of Lucha Libre Lilim.

>> No.16078664

>>16078662
I thought it was CRUMPLER

>> No.16078666

>>16078635
hellhound triplets all wearing the same over sized T-shirt with their heads poking out of the 3 top holes

alternatively

hellhound who made plush hellhound heads with button eyes, stitched smiles, and black yarn for hair, along with red crafting paper cut in the shape of fire, taped next to the eyes
the poor thing hasn't any friends and makes conversation with them, she often talks about that cute boy anon who lives a few blocks down

>> No.16078669

>>16078662
That CRUSHER shit's awful.

>> No.16078670

>>16078662
I thought it was Cramp

>> No.16078672

>>16078662
Nah man you're thinking of CRUISER

>> No.16078673

>>16078611
Well the final second encyclopedia profile is november so im guessing sometime after that?

>> No.16078678

>>16077451
i sincerely hope this mermaid doesn't have a pseudopenis and doesn't hang men upside down to gestate after impregnating them

>> No.16078684 [DELETED] 

>>16078678
DELET THIS

>> No.16078686

>>16078673
If they were waiting to start printing until after KC publicly published the last profile in November then the release date would be sometime in 2018; mass publishing isn't that fast. It's possible they know something we don't. Maybe they're shooting for a concurrent release?

>> No.16078687

>>16078678
That is an awfully specific fear.

>> No.16078697

>>16078687
He's having flashbacks.

>> No.16078704

>>16078673
The last MGE2 profile, the Nurarihyon, should be in August. And that's only if there's a brand new profile between every single release, and/or KC never releases more then one for holidays or the like.

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>> No.16078710

>>16078708
Fucking Fenfen is too cute for my poor heart.

>> No.16078711

>>16078708
Fenrir sure is cute, even when she's mad.

>> No.16078720
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Fenfen!

>> No.16078733

>>16078710
>>16078720
>Fenfen
Jesus, stop this cringy shit you autist.

>> No.16078738

>>16078720
What's with the harness on the bottomless loli?
Is she a sled dog?

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>>16078720
Breeding sex with Fenrir in heat!

>> No.16078745

>>16078738
Mom is a shit parent and can't stop her from wandering away.

>> No.16078748

>>16078738
That's called a daughteru.

>>16078733
Ririr

>> No.16078753

>>16078708
Bad doggy!

>> No.16078754

>>16078733
>cutesy pet names are cringy
I weep for today's youth.

>> No.16078757

>>16078754
You're the kind of faggot who would call your wife "bae".

>> No.16078768

>>16078757
Whispering bae into my waifus ears has the same effect as giving her a raging mushroom. It's quite effective.

>> No.16078787

>>16078768
Shit taste sticks together I suppose

>> No.16078800

>>16078787
You suppose? Just look at yourself and your thicc waifu bruh.

>> No.16078801

>>16078768
worse than the daughteru dickers in all honesty.

>> No.16078803
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>be married to a zinogirl
>you're having sexy time with her riding cowgirl
>suddenly she stops moving her hips up and down
>simply gives you a lust-filled smile and starts grinding herself on your dick
>...where are those balls of light coming from?
>waifu sparks with electricity, glowing brighter and brighter
>finally she tenses uo and clamps down on you hard
>you're blinded by what looked like a bolt of lightning indoors
>when your sight returns, she's buzzing with energy and her fur is standing on end, making her look more feral
>tonight's gonna be long, just like your pelvis' recovery
Does your waifu change when she goes into en-rape-ed mode?

>> No.16078814

>>16078801
But my daughteru is also my bae.

>She kills herself

>> No.16078824

>>16078800
>My waifu is "thicc"
No sir, she is 7ft tall and toned with an hourglass figure. Not "thicc".

>> No.16078825

>>16078803
>dragon
>rape mode
Sir i do not believe i can walk, talk, or think for the next three weeks.

Also how do you trigger your waifs rape mode?

I just call myself worthless!

>> No.16078844

>>16078803
My waifu's scales glow orange when she is rapey or mad.

>> No.16078857

>>16078803
My waifu doesn't have one of those modes.

>> No.16078860

>>16078803
>lilim
>rape mode

I don't even want to know

>>16078825
Legends say it takes a trip throughout the world to obtain and make a cocktail out of every drug known to monsters

>> No.16078865

>>16078825
>Also how do you trigger your waifs rape mode?

oh, you know, just poke her with a sword until she gets annoyed, or, if you really want to set her off, break some parts

>> No.16078870

>>16078865
>poke her with a sword
Do not stab the waifu

>> No.16078873
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>no adoring fluffy tailed wife who comes home limp and haggard only for me to pull the classic "Dinner, a bath, or me?" when we both know she's going to ask for all three at once
>no getting playfully bopped in the face with wagging fuzz while we're finishing paperwork
>no soft eared little darlings to herd off to school after getting groans from my thousandth "bright eyed and bushy tailed" quip

Why does it hurt so much.

>> No.16078884

>>16078870
oh come now, she hardly feels it. like getting jabbed with a q-tip

>> No.16078887

>>16078884
no, no. the q-tip is how you turn off rape mode

>> No.16078891

>>16078499

That's irrelevant, lilims are constantly feeling doki doki all the time towards all of humanity.

It's just that their husband makes them feel the dokiest.

>> No.16078909

>>16078891
Right. They feel genuine love towards everyone, with the mind of an artist.
They don't just see a girl and a guy and take them at face value, they've matchmaking eyes.

Something about the color of your soul screams "bound to a chair getting ridden cowgirl" and hers intimates "ears and fluffy tail, accented in black and red" and before you know it Koyoi is pumping you harder than a tug sump and while Druella smiles at a world improved.

>> No.16078913

>>16078884
DO NOT STAB THE WAIFU

>> No.16078918

>>16078757
>Putting an acronym on the same level as a cute nickname that only your waifu gets to hear
Disgusting.

>> No.16078929

>>16078918
Bae isn't an acronym tho.

>> No.16078938

>>16078873
life is suffering

>> No.16078940

Where do all the lilims live?

>> No.16078945

>>16078940
LilimLand!

>> No.16078954

>>16078803
>vampire

oh boy,first she gives me a toothy grin then she suddenly wing hug and legs locks my body while milking me with all her vampiric force at the same time slowly drinking my blood

if i try to protest she buries my face in her ample bust,and wont let me go until she is satisfied of both liquids

>> No.16078958

>>16078940
Your house
One marries you and the others mooch with you becuase they are lazy.

>> No.16078979

>>16078958
That sounds like a stupid sitcom where anon hasa do deal with all the bullshit of his fater in law

>> No.16078988

>>16078979
>Spend hours preparing a delicious thanksgiving dinner for your inlaws
>Your MIL throws it off the table three minutes into eating so she can fuck her husband
>Everybody acts as if you're in the wrong for getting angry
>Your sister in laws are openly masturbating all throughout the meal

God I fucking hate lilims

>> No.16078995

>>16078958
So, what happens if i already have a waifu and created and OC lilim?

>> No.16079000

>>16078995
Are you implying your OC lilim isn't your waifu?

>> No.16079004

>>16078979
I think you mean sisters
Granted, the demon lords husband kicking his daughters out would kick it off

>> No.16079006

>>16079000
She isn't, she is just a friend.

>> No.16079021

>>16078929
Actually some people say it means "Before anybody else."
That's what someone I know told me anyway.
It's still unfair to refer to nicknames as being the same.

>> No.16079030

>>16079021
It's what mouthbreathing normies on facebook use as "baby" for short

>> No.16079035

>>16079021
Also in MGE fashion fenrir would be a race not an individual.

It'a be like having an english girlfriend and calling her Brit.

>> No.16079037

>>16078988
I just want to be a passive aggressive househusband around my Lilim in laws and their associates to the point where it gets disturbing to them.
>"If you're going to fuck, do it on the table I set up over there and don't ruin the dinner I slaved over all afternoon."
>"Well that's too bad miss Baphomet, but dessert isn't ready yet. Finish your mashed potatoes."
>"No I will not cum into your food, you should have husbands to do that for you."
>"Why can't more of you be like the Queen of Hearts? She finished all her food and went back for seconds. Makes me feel like I didn't slave away all day for nothing."
Hospitality is sacred but that doesn't mean it has to be polite.

>> No.16079043

>>16079035
I wasn't saying I'd use Fenfen in particular.
I'd go with something along the lines of "My beautiful Warwolf" or if we're going for less formal, "Fangs"

>> No.16079051

>>16079043
Pet names are the cringiest shit.
>"Oh could you pass the butter, "My beautiful Warwolf?"
And what's up with "Fangs"? the fuck does she call you, "Incisors"?

Jesus, if you can shorten her given name, do it. If not, just call her by her full name. Or don't. You're free to look like a cringemeister if you want.

>> No.16079061

>>16079051
"My beautiful warwolf" is a dumb cheesy thing to be whispered into her ear during sex.
"Fangs" is a simple casual nickname based on what I imagine are one of her most striking physical features.
Stop being such an autist about this.

>> No.16079068

>>16079061
>Stop being such an autist about this.
Sure, but you have to take responsibility and find me a Lich who can bring me back now that you've made me cringe to death.

>> No.16079070

>>16079037
>Queen of Hearts
>Coming back for seconds
>Not the one who doesn't eat anything because she's already full of sweets after being around a certain other lilim

>> No.16079074

>>16079068
No Lich would want someone who can't understand hypotheticals.
Notice the "something along the lines".

>> No.16079077

>>16079037
>you should have husbands to do that for you
Does ANY lilim have a proper non-faceless non-nameless husbando?

>> No.16079079

>>16079070
I always had this idea that the Queen of Hearts was the biggest glutton of the Lilims and she could pack away way more than she physically be able to because Wonderland Bullshit.
She also thanks people for their hospitality like a real Lady should.

>> No.16079080

>>16079068
What pet names are acceptable to you then, autism-kun?

>> No.16079088

>>16079077
Anon, that comment was meant to be less "Get your husband to do it." and more "Go get a husband you lazy bum."
Though I'd guess a few OC Lilims like Mari have husbands.

>> No.16079097

>>16079080
The ones you don't have to think about and can't help but let them slip. So sweet/honey/dear. These are so pervasive in society I can't blame you for letting them slip.

But if you're actively sitting there, thinking "Hmm, what would be good? I got it! "Fangs!", you're a wanker.

>> No.16079098

>>16079037
>you should have husbands to do that for you."
>All sisters give you a glare so cold it could make a hellhound shiver

>> No.16079100

>>16079088
I know, but it still made me curious on the matter

>> No.16079102

>>16079061
>The lights are set to low, the smell of scented candles fill the air and your wife's beautiful naked body waits for you atop the sheets
>You slide up until you're face to face, taking in every detail until you can feel the warmth of her breath on your lips
>You lower your lips to her ear, they seem to turn red as you breathe and gently whisper "My beautiful warwolf"
>Mood ruined instantly as she bursts into laughter. She has to leave the room because she can't stop laughing.
>By the time she comes back she's no longer in the mood for romantics and chooses to rape you instead like every other night.

I do think Fang could be cute though, in a private "Don't you dare call me that in front of my family" sort of way.

>> No.16079105

>>16079077
Mine will.... eventually

>> No.16079107

>>16079079
Are you saying the Queen of hearts is a good girl that just wants to have fun in her own realm away from reality, and that she deserves headpats?

>> No.16079108

>>16079105
Your lilim will forever be a NEET!

I bet she even wants to buy a daki, but has no idea what of!

>> No.16079123

>>16079098
>"I know what I said. Now eat your food, it's getting cold."

>>16079102
Cute! Only instead of her raping me, I want to collapse on top of her laughing with her and just have giggly cuddlesex.

>>16079107
Yes. I wouldn't fuck her because I'm married to one of her sisters, but I'd certainly headpat her for being good.

>> No.16079128

>>16079108
I assure you she is no NEET.

>> No.16079151

>>16079123
>"I know what I said. Now eat your food, it's getting cold."

I think the only way it could get worse is if the DL or one of the lilims turned to victoria and asked "so whats happening with you latley?"

>> No.16079159

>>16077673
>Fix those errors
Fine.
>You son of a bitch
Do you take issue with the Dark Knight Rises reference of the Sandman reference?

>> No.16079165

>>16078988
>Your MIL throws it off the table three minutes into eating so she can fuck her husband
This is where I unlock my anime MC powers of rage and fire bursts out about me and my hair stands up as I shout "OUT" before angrily salvaging what hasn't touched the floor and cleaning up the rest.

>> No.16079178

>>16079165
Not even the Demon Lord can stand up to Shonen Rage.

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Pet the weasel!

>> No.16079191

>>16079178
Oh I won't stop there. I'll going to make that bitch wear an apron. An actual apron, not a naked one, and I'm going to make her cook the exact same meal I cooked from scratch. the one that basically took a whole day to prepare. I won't help, I'll only guide her away from burning it and blowing herself up. And then hours later, I'm going to sit us all down again and let her serve the meal, and unknown to her, I'll give her 3 minutes exactly to eat before I upend the table and make her clean it all up.

Maybe then those lilim cunts will learn an appreciation for time, work and effort.

>> No.16079192

>>16079188
But I don't want to get shocked.

>> No.16079193

>>16079061
Gonna call a Dragon 'Sugarscale' and watch her get flustered.

>> No.16079196

>>16079188
It's winter, I'm already getting small electric shocks from my cats. Winter Raijus would be a nightmare.

>> No.16079202

>>16079196
>Winter Raijus would be a nightmare.
Is it still a nightmare when it results in sex from someone you love? I need more nightmares like that.

>> No.16079207

>>16079188
Gladly.

>> No.16079211

>>16079202
Well if you're into that type of thing I guess.

>> No.16079214

>tfw daughteru searches google for "thirteen year old boys with HUGE cocks" and "Is rape a bad thing if you're in love?"

How do you talk to your daughteru about being smart on the internet?

>> No.16079219

>>16079214
Show her the right websites to use to look for porn.

>> No.16079220

>>16079214
I don't know, there's gotta be a guide to using better search terms out there somewhere. Me, It was just trial and error.

>> No.16079225

>>16079214
I don't see anything wrong here, she knows what she wants and she's seeking it out competently.
>>16079219
But the quest for it is part of the experience, anon.

>> No.16079231

>>16079214
So just normal kid stuff. I just tell her how to keep off of unsafe sites.

>> No.16079232

>tfw coming home to Redcap waifu
>tfw you know she is armed and hiding in the house somewhere.

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>>16077827
>your writing is quite clunky and doesn't flow all that well, making it tedious to read, but it's not terrible.
I don't really know what to do about that, I hate short sentences and writing them would just kill the joy, you know?
I tried so hard, and got so far.

>> No.16079234

>>16079225
>But the quest for it is part of the experience, anon.
It's up to her what she finds arousing, I'd just send her to someplace like /gif/ /d/ or r34.

>> No.16079235

>>16079214
Tell her to stay away from those creepy /hbg/ threads.

>> No.16079237

>>16079232
>YWN breach and clear your own house
>YWN breach and clear your wife after a heated CQC battle in the family room
>YWN pump her full of cum and whisper "tango down" into her ear when you're through and she's on the ground ahegaoing

>> No.16079255

>>16079214
Tell her she can just ask me about stuff like that.
For instance rape is never bad if you're in love, and if you get him to cum that means he loves you back

>> No.16079257

>>16079233
>I hate short sentences and writing them would just kill the joy
This is really bad because short sentences are great. Pointed. Punchy. If you're writing something with impact they hammer the point home.

>> No.16079262

>>16079237
Thats way sexier than what I imagined, which was a slapstick reenactment of Detective Clueso and Kato trashing their apartment.

"Honey! Are you in here? Im very busy, I want you to know.... there will be no attack tonight! So just come out...are you... in the closet!? No? This cant be good for my health"

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>>16079257
In Don Quixote I remember a sentence than ran for a whole page and paragraph on the next. You're not saying you're a better expert on writing than Cervantes, are you?

>> No.16079273

>>16079233
I don't have any problems with 'flow' or whatever the other anon was talking about

>> No.16079275

>>16079262
>Playtime with a mantis/kunoichi
Oh geeze. Just imagine Hide and Go Seek with the daughterus.

>> No.16079280

>>16079271
It's been done =/= it's always good.

>> No.16079286

>>16079271
>A page/paragraph run on sentence
Just because some one else has done it doesn't make it okay. You for instance, will NEVER write an acceptable run-on sentence that lasts a page and a paragraph.

>> No.16079288

>>16079286
>NEVER
T-thanks.

>> No.16079290

>>16079271
>>16079288
I don't exactly think you're Cervantes.

>> No.16079291

>>16079271
That sort of thing is very effective for depicting the rambling ravings of an insane man. You know, like Don Quixote.

But the guy is right. You should be thinking ACTION ACTION ACTION as you break up your sentences. Drag those long prepositional phrases kicking and screaming into their own statements.

>> No.16079292

>>16079286
<Navy seals copy pasta>

>> No.16079293

>>16079214
>tfw your daughteru ends up discovering 4chan on the internet
>tfw she doesn't come out her room anymore and only goes to school half the time.
>tfw the last time you entered her room the smell made you gag and there were demon world fungi growing from a pile of crusty panties in the corner
>tfw she spends all her allowance on buying figurines and posters of anime depicting hypersexualized young men who only exist to pander to pathetic monstergirls
>tfw you failed as a parent and your wife cries herself to sleep every night

>> No.16079295

>>16079290
Honestly I haven't read Don Quixote and I'd still hazard that that run on page-and-a-paragraph looks like shit, no mater how good this Cervantes is.

>> No.16079301

>>16079293
>Imypling I can't make her go to school.
I don't care what hobbies my daughter does in her free time, though I will open her windows whenever I walk into her room.

>> No.16079304

>>16079292
That's not a run-on sentence.

>>16079295
Well, I'm not about to claim I'm a well-read critic of English literature, and said critics seem to have a pretty substantial opinion of the work.

>> No.16079305

>>16079233
Your writing isn't perfect but I don't see how you get 'clunky' out of it. It gets across everything it needs to get across, and does so rather well. I get the feeling this is a taste thing.

>> No.16079311

>>16079291
This would require me to put in the effort to change my ways, which I feel I'm quite incapable of changing with the amount of effort, such as it is to begin with, I have to spare, and as such I worry this would result in the style over substance approach accomplishing very little, taking into account my patent inability to write anything worth reading, much less anything decent not even getting into the idea of my writing anything good, and this is without taking into account the aforementioned effort required to change my style and the possibly detrimental effect it would have on the actual content, which is the meat of this issue, unlike the composition of the text, which is merely the dressing, insofar as I am concerned, by which I mean to imply that I'll try but I don't know what happens, and if it doesn't work and people hate it even more, I reserve all rights to blame you, the instigator of this change, but only, and I mean ONLY if it doesn't work, for if it does, I will of course take credit for myself.

tl;dr: Thanks, I'll try.

>> No.16079315

>>16079293
>Letting your daughter become this much of a degenerate NEET
Get in that room and be a fucking parent. Make her clean up, get her ass to school (drive her there if you must), and make her follow basic goddamn hygiene. Let her like what she likes, but make her be presentable, for Ilias' sake.

>> No.16079320

>>16079304
>and said critics seem to have a pretty substantial opinion of the work.
I highly doubt that a page and a half long sentence influenced their thought on the work. Unless it was framed in this manner >>16079291
>depicting the rambling ravings of an insane man

Then, yeah, that works. But you're getting out of good writing and getting into good style. For instance I thought a full page of BANG BANG held a pretty potent message, but that was due to the context around it, and one word repeated for an entire page is hardly good writing.

>> No.16079325

>>16079304
>English literature
It's a Spanish book, anon.

>> No.16079331

>>16079325
You know what I mean.

>> No.16079367
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16079367

DORMAMMU I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

>> No.16079379

i want to be pinned by a dragon and force fed humpty slime while she milks me vigorously to satisfy her needs!

>> No.16079384

>>16079379
And I want a Ferrari.

>> No.16079385

>>16079379
Dragonia humpty eggs might be cool

>> No.16079393

>>16079385
Fetus slime can never be cool

>> No.16079400

>>16079393
Age is an odd concept to apply to slimes.

>> No.16079407

>>16079367
>you will never trap her in an infinite orgasm loop

>> No.16079408

>>16079400
Not when they have the potential to form into other species.

>> No.16079417

>>16077986
Uncen where?

>>16078539
Kind of looks like Ittla, but I'm very unsure.

>> No.16079422

>>16079367
We already have a female Dormammu.

She was able to outsex the Hulk

>> No.16079425

>>16079417
>Uncen where?
Disregard that, I'm blind.

>> No.16079426

>>16079400
How old a fetus slime is is neither here nor there, it won't change the fact that it's a fetus.

>> No.16079430

>>16079422
Is she as promiscuous as She-Hulk though?

>> No.16079453

'Sup gents. Caption translator here. 'Tis midnight and I have nary a coffee to work with. But I couldn't help but notice a large gap between the Wight and the Nureonaga, and since I can't translate the Atlach-Nacha, I went with another favorite of mine, the Wendigo:

>未婚のウェンディゴの姿。非常に可愛らしい外套姿をしているが,外套の中には男性の正気を奪う程の深淵なる魅力を宿す少女が潜んでいる。
"The appearance of an unmarried Wendigo. Though the cloak appears very cute, the girl lurking within has an unfathomable charm that will snatch away a man's sanity."

As always, KC writes anything pertaining to chaos girls in a radical way in an attempt to make it seem more mysterious. But of course when translated, it just looks like a straightforward and literal statement. I hope nobody gets butthurt when Atlach-Nacha finally comes out, but alas.

Also, since it's kind've been a while, I may as well repost the pastebin with my translations for anyone that missed it the first time:
http://pastebin.com/8J4DiJWQ

>>16079237
What a beautiful thought. Tactical combat with waifu would be dope. Especially since mine is a Gremlin, and mechsuits would probably be involved.

>> No.16079460

>>16079453
Unfortunately, I also forgot the pic. So have at it here:

http://i.imgur.com/NLR9SS4.jpg

>> No.16079473

>>16079426
Humpty eggs are fully developed slimes, they're not fetuses

Be honest for a second, if a humpty egg fell on you and tried to have sex with you I'm sure you'd pound that slime pussy so hard you'd become addicted to it

>>16079453
Thanks for the translation, wasn't this one particularly hard? I thought KC used obscure/confusing japanese for the chaos girls

>has an unfathomable charm that will snatch away a man's sanity
I'd go insane for a wendigo they're just so cute

> I hope nobody gets butthurt when Atlach-Nacha finally comes out
Were people pissed when Mindflayer was released?

>> No.16079476

>>16079473
>Were people pissed when Mindflayer was released?
Yeah. First it was the potential they had with the brainaltering powers, then it was their husbands. We've had worse though.

>> No.16079495
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16079495

Love me some lizard feet.

>> No.16079497

>>16079473
>Humpty eggs are fully developed slimes, they're not fetuses
A slime can't really be "Fully developed" but they are born from jub jub fetuses who can't be fucked waiting to be BORN to fuck, so they monsterize into a fetus slime and break out of their eggs.

>Be honest for a second, if a humpty egg fell on you and tried to have sex with you I'm sure you'd pound that slime pussy so hard you'd become addicted to it
And you would be dead fucking wrong. I'm not a pedophile. I would be legitimately disgusted and would have a hard time not vomiting. Raw egg feels gross enough, it doesn't need to look like a todler trying to rape me ontop of that.

>> No.16079503

>>16079476
I fucking loved all the NTR stories that came from it.

I wish the posters here were more open to the darker and seedier side of things that are possible in a monstergirl world, hugs and cuddles all the time are good, but adventures with no risks are boring.

>> No.16079504
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16079504

You have excited the fox.

Take responsibility or face the consequences.

>> No.16079512

>>16079503
>adventures with no risks are boring
Sorry mate, this isn't the thread for it. The posters will defend the warm side of KC's creation to the death.
The unfortunate implications of their abilities are more /tg/ or /d/'s thing.

>> No.16079513

>>16079497
Pedophiles are not into toddlers. You're talking about nepiophiles.

>> No.16079516
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>>16079504
Soothe thine self.

>> No.16079519

>>16079503
Feel free to write, post and discuss your NTR flayers over at some pace the accepts it, like /d/

>> No.16079525

>>16079513
I don't really make a distinction, I'm not into fucking babies, toddlers or children.

>> No.16079527

>>16079503
Most of those type of stories are shit, with just as much substance as the cuddly hugbox stories.

>> No.16079534

>>16078678

the kids nowadays call it ass caviar

>> No.16079541

>>16079473
Yeah, I got hung up a few times. He used the kanji for "abyss" so it took me a brief moment before I thought of using "unfathomable". I think it would probably sound more accurate if I translated it in a wispy sort of Shakespearean kind of way.
>"To gaze into the Wendigo's allure, 'twould be as if gazing into the abyss. And thus thine sanity would surely be lost."
Or something like that.

>> No.16079545

>>16079504
I want those thighs locked around my waist as I pound her.
I want to kiss her while I do it!

>> No.16079548

>>16079541
Doesn't "unknowable" work just as well?

>> No.16079560

>>16079548
the actual word was 深淵

深い means deep

淵 means literally an abyss in the water.

unfathomable is pretty damn close to what the word would represent and bring to mind, considering the use of the word fathom in regards to ocean depth.

>> No.16079561

>>16079497
Slimes are sexually mature from birth and they don't grow up, so saying that they're fully developed is correct

>Raw egg feels gross enough, it doesn't need to look like a todler trying to rape me ontop of that.
They feel much better than actual eggs and they're not toddlers

>>16079503
MGE isn't meant for that, this kind of story go against everything it stands for
Mindflayers might have grim abilities but in the end they use them just like any other monster girls do, only to have loving sex with their husbands (or help other monster girls have loving sex)

>> No.16079568

>>16079561
You're right, they're not toddlers.
They're fucking babies you sick fuck.
Humpty Egg is the worst girl. Period.

>> No.16079578

>>16079561
>they're not toddlers
Fine babies then.

>> No.16079593

>>16079541
>KC writes the chaos profiles in a Shakespearean style
Yet another reason to love them

>He used the kanji for "abyss"
Nice to see he still makes mentions of the whole deep-sea thing, we might get a Chtulhu profile one of these days

>>16079568
>>16079578
Come on guys, stop applying human logic to monsters
If you don't like slimes fine then, but you have shit taste

>> No.16079595

>>16079568
What's the correct age to stop depriving a slime of their favorite food?

>> No.16079608

>>16079593
>Come on guys, stop applying human logic to monsters
>If you don't like slimes fine then, but you have shit taste
Mate, you know exactly what you look like you deceitful cunt. You don't get to pretend it isn't what it is.

>> No.16079615

>>16079608
>what it looks like

>> No.16079638

>>16079608
Not him, but I have to ask:

Is there even a single physiological difference at all between a Humpty Slime and a regular (blue) Slime? y'know, other then being all eggy? I'm not seeing the problem here when regular Slimes aren't exactly the smartest creatures, anyway.

The only foreseeable difference is that Humpty Slimes are far more rapehappy. But that's still not a physiological difference.

>> No.16079645

>>16079608
Then tell me what is wrong with fucking an humpty egg then

>They're babies
Even if they were born a second ago it doesn't matter, slimes are sexually mature from birth

If it's just a matter of personal taste it's completely fine, but don't try to make it sound like humpty egg are shit

>> No.16079665

>>16079495
The Lizard sets out on her journey! To make the greatest adventuring party and travel the world!

>> No.16079667

>>16079645
The fact that they are an unborn fetus given life through an urge to fuck isn't "wrong" enough for you? Jesus christ.

Like, I know the company I keep and hate to reduce this down to a moral argument but are some of you faggots really that far gone that fucking a baby is fine to you? Like KC's pedophillic "They are actually already sexually mature" handwaving aside, you should still have the basic repulsion to wanting to fuck something that looks walks and talks like a newborn.

>inb4 the edgy go back to tumblr comments

>> No.16079670
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>>16079665
And who shall join her on her arduous quest? The Wurm Mage?

>> No.16079682

>>16079670
First will be Anon, the inexperienced Wizard's apprentice, with great potential, but difficulty controlling the spells he casts.

>> No.16079690

>>16079682
Wurm has all her points in strength, endurance and stamina, she's a horrible spellcaster.

>> No.16079694

>>16079690
Actually no. She's also got a stupidly large mana pool, the problem is that her INT is just too low to cast anything. Show me a wurm smart enough to cast a simple fireball and I will let you watch the world burn.

>> No.16079696

>>16079667
>wanting to fuck something that looks walks and talks like a newborn.
But that's the thing though, they do nothing of this
They look like a cute slime loli not a newborn, put pictures of them side by side if you still have a doubt
They don't act like toddlers either, have you seen a toddler rape anyone?
As for talking you just need to teach them, doesn't the idea of teaching your wife how to speak sound attractive to you?

Anyways I gotta go to work soon, maybe read her profile again with a more open mind rather than be stuck on a few sentences and dismissing the rest

>> No.16079701

>>16079667
>looks walks and talks like a newborn
I'm not sure how many newborns you know of that are literally made of slime, shoot out of an egg and rape the fuck out of someone. I'm seriously unsure if you even know that these are monsters we're talking about here. As in they are not human. They do not require some kind of "age-restriction" on their biological maturity. They are sexually active immediately, and thus it's completely fucking normal. Maybe not for someone as close-minded as you that is incapable of seeing past human biology, but for a fucking MONSTER it's just another day in rapesville.

>> No.16079706

>>16079670
>wanna see me make your penis disappear?
>not really, no

sad wurm is sad

>> No.16079713

>>16079706
You just reminded me of that Cock Magic episode of South Park.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KcjPVd69A

>> No.16079715

>order a Kikimora in the mail
>she comes and she's in some comfy pyjamas and slippers
>completely ignores you and goes to your bed to sleep
>she keeps calling you mean names and refusing to get off her ass

What do?

>> No.16079719

>>16079713
Guaranteed way to impress a Monster Girl.

>> No.16079722

>>16079715
Throw spoons on the floor. Surely she will either count or clean them.

>> No.16079723

>>16079715
Spanking. that or I'll ask for a refund.

>> No.16079725

>>16079715
Deport her, find a flayer or get busy with the SM gear depending on how motivated I'm feeling. This shall not stand.

>> No.16079726

>>16079722
>she calls you a spastic for throwing spoons on the floor

You're not helping your situation

>> No.16079728

>>16079715
She's perfect.
I go to bed with her and we just laze out.

>> No.16079729

>>16079726
I think this creature is not a Kikimora at all! She's obviousy a Slav Harpy of some kind.

>> No.16079730

>>16079723
>She refuses to let you touch her
>or even come close to her

>>16079725
>she refuses to move

>> No.16079733

>>16079730
Refusing to move only makes all three of those things easier.

>> No.16079740

>>16079733
Come on anon. Just let her sleep. She's probably tired. That's why she's being so grumpy.

>> No.16079743

>>16079740
she still has to eat all the eggs though

>> No.16079746

>>16079740
Then she can fucking tell me she's tired. I can handle letting her take a nap, but if she just comes in, starts being an insulting cunt and lays down in my bed without permission there will be problems.

>> No.16079753

>>16072716
keep it up but i tend to only have time to binge read on weekends and this threat will be locked by then

>> No.16079754

>>16079746
Well that's very mean. Poor Kikimora. She is not for bullying. Maybe I'll take her away?

>> No.16079755

>>16079730
The correct option is to Bright Slap her.

>> No.16079759

>>16079696
I re-read the entire profile prior to getting into the argument with you, I'm not stuck on a few sentences and dismissing the rest.
>They look like a cute slime loli not a newborn,
This is just KC's art, the only other loli KC's drawn that comes close to being as young is the dwarf.
Compare it to other lolis like the devil where the limbs are longer and more developed. the fetus slime is quite clearly meant to represent something far younger than your stock standard loli.
>doesn't the idea of teaching your wife how to speak sound attractive to you?
No it sounds like it would remind me that the baby I'm teaching to speak for the first time is also the baby I'm fucking.

>Have you seen a toddler rape anyone
You and >>16079701 miss the point entirely, it's not about the monster and what it can or can't do, it's about your mentality.

Don't lose sight of the fact that everything loli-related in this setting is just a japanese pedophile's attempt at rationalizing his fetish into something acceptable. In-verse excuses aside, you don't live in that world and your mind isn't conditioned to it. Maybe after centuries of monster integration, there's no taboo left in the human psyche towards fucking something that looks a handful of months old.

Whatever, my personal thoughts aside, I didn't set out to call your fetish wrong, just to call it shit. Gods know how defensive pedophiles get when you call them bad people.

>> No.16079761
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Dear god why didn't I start this show sooner.

>> No.16079762

>>16079667
I've discovered that it's impossible to sit in this thread without the healthy ability to pretend that something doesn't actually exist. I just pretend that everything is a varying degree of hedonism/rape mixed with some preference-based male/femdom/vanilla.

>> No.16079774

>>16079761
Because it's nothing but yuri shipping and phallic imagery

also that girl only appears for one episode

>> No.16079781

>>16079761
Is that an Alraune that got into ganguro?

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>>16079774

>> No.16079784

>>16079762
I usually ignore things I don't like too, but some one trying to cajole me into thinking humpty egg is okay by going "Aww c'mooon, be honest, if one fell on you and tried to rape you you'd TOTALLY pound that baby pussy so hard dude" just really drove home the fact that there were people like this in this thread and they thought that not only were they normal, but they were in good company too.

>> No.16079797

>>16079784
Yeah, it gets forced pretty hard every now and again. I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it.

>> No.16079809

>>16079730
Okay, but what if I tell her I will pet her if she does a good job?

>> No.16079816

>>16079809
She might consider it. But she won't tell you. Or do it when you're in the room.

>> No.16079818

>>16079797
>I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it.
Yeah, you can say that again.

>> No.16079826

>>16079816
But if I don't know, how will I know when to pet her?

>> No.16079830

>>16079826
You leave. Check back in 10 minutes. And she receives head pats.

>> No.16079842

>>16079830
Sounds good to me.
And the better she does it the more head pats she'll get.

>> No.16079845

>>16079818
I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it

>> No.16079853

>>16079845
You know you have to wonder what is common parlance and what is regional.

>> No.16079862

>>16071538
The mask and skin color makes her look more like Skullface.
>SUCH A LUST! ...for revenge!

>> No.16079870

>>16079853
I think he was just having a giggle. I was glad to share in it.

>> No.16079882

>>16079870
No, I know, but it makes me wonder, and it reminds me of this one commedian's joke about thongs

>> No.16079977

>>16079759
>you don't live in that world and your mind isn't conditioned to it
And what if, hypothetically, we're all just imagining what it would be like if we DID live in that world? Y'know, since the MGE is literally an escapist fantasy. We all have our own fantasies, Anon. Our own stories. You don't have to be conditioned over a long period of time to understand a certain mentality. If that were true then being an actor would be impossible. Well, a GOOD actor, at any rate.

Although I don't particularly disagree with your opinion of Humpty, or that he was being rather silly with just assuming you'd love fucking one (even though monster pussy always feels good and I'm pretty sure that's what he was referring to), I find it irksome that you just assume anyone that likes, say, a Goblin, or in this case a Humpty, is probably just some child predator with a totally warped perception of reality.
As if we're not just separating fantasy from reality for the sake of a fucking fap.
I, for one, would never touch a 3dpd child. The very notion revolts and fucking disgusts me to the point of legitimately triggering gag reflex. I would still fuck the shit out of basically every loli in the MGE, though. Wonder why that is?

>> No.16079992

>>16079977
>I, for one, would never touch a 3dpd child. The very notion revolts and fucking disgusts me to the point of legitimately triggering gag reflex. I would still fuck the shit out of basically every loli in the MGE, though. Wonder why that is?
A 3dpd child or a real child?

>> No.16079994
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Anyone got any story ideas they're not using? I feel like hoarding them for the future in case the times get rough.

>> No.16080005

>>16079994
I've a few. Any particular poison?

>> No.16080006

>>16080005
Just throw them out, I'll see if it's something I can assimilate. If not me, maybe someone else.

>> No.16080027

>>16079992
Last I checked, real children were in 3D.

>> No.16080029

>>16079994
Do you take commissions? I have ideas that I'd like to see written out.

>> No.16080031

>>16080029
Don't be silly, just put the ideas out there and we'll see if I want to steal them. Again, if not me, someone else might.

>> No.16080033

>>16080006
Young boy is attacked by monstergirls but escapes unmolested but wounded, slips down a small cliff or something. Collapes by the side of the road to be picked up by an elven gravewarden on her way back to her city. Gets healed by her elven magic and spends some time at her place recovering.

A mysterious mercenary company of one knight and his mysterious cohort who never leave their armor. They work in perfect tandem but this is because it's just one man and his living armor waifu, who has grown so powerful she can move other suits of armor like a hivemind

A necromancer with a plan to take over the world who starts in his local city. On the eve of his world domination, some one beats him to the punch and turns the place into an undead kingdom right after the necromancer raises his first victims. Is left with three zombies who will be utterly ineffectual in a city of undead. Decides to live with them instead and falls back on another line of work.

Delusional anon plays with magic he shouldn't, influenced by stories of his heroic grandfather. Goes into his attic to do some hokey summoning, but his circle explodes sending him flying into the wall, dislodging a book that falls on his head and then opens in his lap, detailing a summoning ritual. He botches it so bad that any other demon would gleefully tear him to shreds. Summons a lazy, laid back demon instead who neglects to mention that the nature of his summoning actually makes her the master in the relationship. Decided to play along anyway. Lends her power to delusional anon who wants to fight evil like grandad did

Those are a handful of my shitty ideas. I have more.

>> No.16080035

>>16080027
Yes, but do you mean you wouldn't touch a realchild, or you wouldn't touch a 3dpd child? would touch a real child who was 3D but not PD?

>> No.16080041
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>>16080033
>Delusional anon plays with magic he shouldn't, influenced by stories of his heroic grandfather. Goes into his attic to do some hokey summoning, but his circle explodes sending him flying into the wall, dislodging a book that falls on his head and then opens in his lap, detailing a summoning ritual. He botches it so bad that any other demon would gleefully tear him to shreds. Summons a lazy, laid back demon instead who neglects to mention that the nature of his summoning actually makes her the master in the relationship. Decided to play along anyway. Lends her power to delusional anon who wants to fight evil like grandad did
I'm taking this one.

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Floof

>> No.16080049

>>16080045
I thought I smelt lavender.

>> No.16080058

>>16080045
>Fluffy cheshire
Gonna cuddle all of it.

>> No.16080075

>>16080045
Touching a Cheshire in public must be so nice.

>> No.16080080

>>16080035
Literally does not compute. All real children are PD. Are you saying there are 3D children you find attractive, Anon?

If, in some hypothetical scenario there actually was a child that somehow wasn't PD, then no. Kids are usually dumb and annoying little shits. Acting like a child is the main problem I have with the Titania profile. And even if they somehow weren't dumb and annoying little shits, like I found myself in Kodomo no Jikan or something, I would first wave my hands in an attempt to use magic since I'm clearly not in the reality I knew, and I would then, I dunno, talk to them normally like someone that isn't a fucking rapist?

>> No.16080085

>>16080075
I wonder if the feline girls enjoy getting brushed like cats do.
That would certainly be a good way to bond.

>> No.16080089
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Rats!

>> No.16080091

>>16080089
Sir, that is clearly a mouse.

>> No.16080093

>>16080080
>And even if they somehow weren't dumb and annoying little shits, like I found myself in Kodomo no Jikan or something, I would first wave my hands in an attempt to use magic since I'm clearly not in the reality I knew, and I would then, I dunno, talk to them normally like someone that isn't a fucking rapist?
So you'll cordially court them instead. Makes it so much better than raping them.

My point is, you fantasize about fucking kids. Reality is subjective. 2D kids aren't real only because you're not 2D. Your statement "I would never fuck a real child" falls to pieces the moment you consider the actions 2D you would take towards 2D children in the 2D world. See where I'm going with this? Or will you start fantasizing about 1D children, and say you'd never fuck 2DPD?

>> No.16080094

>>16080091
Yeah, because she's indoors.

>> No.16080100

>>16080045
Hugging a fluffy cheshire sure would be a great way to beat the cold.

>> No.16080103

>>16080093
Wow that's some hardcore projecting right there, Anon. I only said I'd fucking talk to them, I never said anything about courting. Why the fuck would I NOT actually communicate with an obvious freak of nature that is a kid that isn't shit? I didn't even mention that it would be a girl. We could be bros and hang the fuck out for the sake of hanging the fuck out.

You have considerable trouble separating fantasy from reality. You need to see a therapist. Remember when I said "Wonder why that is"? That was a trick question. The reason is because they are half-monsters in a fucking fictional porn universe. Get over yourself.

>> No.16080107

>Missed bothel the lillim and dragon queen talk.
I hate time.

>> No.16080117

>>16080103
>You're projecting
>You need to see a therapist
If you aren't going to respond with anything why waste your time at all? Why did you even bring this up again? Far as I was concerned the matter was dropped.

>> No.16080133

>>16080031
Here are a few! But seriously I'm looking for someone to commission.

Monstergirls are extremely good at fucking, but they can always improve. It was that logic that convinced the most knowledgable species to start holding demonstrations of advanced sex positions, like how to perfectly edge someone with a Tailpussy, difficult Eromancy spells, and facesitting that doesn't squash your Husband if you're an Oni. Of course, these groups need a human or two for practice.

A guy signs up with no idea what he's in for.


A human trying to pay the rent starts doing pornography. It's not bad, except that he's barely 18 and looks kind of feminine. All the girls try to Ara Ara~ him, and he can only find roles in "The guy explodes uncontrollably" porn. He adopts a policy of never cumming inside a girl he's paid to fuck, and Monstergirls start to find him irresistible. Plenty of Behind The Scenes footage exists of him walking off the set with his dick twitching like crazy, begging him to cum inside. Or of him leaking precum through a costume they had him wear, taking a break so he doesn't blow up.

The fic would be about the circumstances that finally cause him to cum. Ideally after rising the edge for a long time, and in a way that doesn't let him off easily. Something like multiple orgasms on camera.

>> No.16080143

>>16080117
I brought this up because you seemed to be under the impression that everyone that's into the MGE is some kind of real-world rapist for some particular fetish, and you were whining about lolis in particular. Even saying that it's all essentially the ramblings of, and I quote, "just a Japanese pedophile". I was throwing down my insight into why liking lolis isn't the same as being a fucking pedophile.

And also because the thread was dead, close to archiving and I didn't even notice it was all two hours ago until after the fact. Oh well.

>> No.16080147

>>16080089
Don't let them in, they never leave and god help you if you breed them.

>> No.16080150

>>16080143
>you seemed to be under the impression that everyone that's into the MGE is some kind of real-world rapist for some particular fetish
No not at all, though I do think any one who looks at humpty and sees nothing wrong there is fucked in the head.

>Even saying that it's all essentially the ramblings of, and I quote, "just a Japanese pedophile"
'Course it is. I mean Kc is evidently a man of many fetishes, of which fucking a kid is just one, but tel me the wide scale societal acceptance, the Sabbath and the pains he goes to to explain how monsters mature sexually at a far younger age isn't just his attempt to work out the frustrations of having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia.

>I was throwing down my insight into why liking lolis isn't the same as being a fucking pedophile.
Yeah and you're wrong. Don't conflate pedophilia with child molestation. It's a sexuality, not an act.

>> No.16080162

>>16080133
The first idea is so widespread it's probably not even worth commissioning for.

>> No.16080174

>>16080162
Has anyone written it though?

>> No.16080177

>>16080150
>having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia.
>in the same country that sells toddlercon guro scat doujins in broad daylight and has loli fucking that makes like 20% of hentai content
Anon pls

>> No.16080178

>>16080174
Yes.

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>>16080147
Anon, I can tell you that if a mouse came in my house and sat her plump little rump on my lap to watch television with me, there would be plenty of breeding getting done.

>> No.16080188

>>16080178
Please link.

>> No.16080189

>>16080188
No.

>> No.16080193

>>16080177
>Thinking that doesn't get you sideways looks
And it is illegal. The fact that japan doesn't persecute artistic depictions of the fetish is neither here nor there

>> No.16080199

>>16080193
>And it is illegal
But it's not
Only countries like aussies, canada, england and some eu have loli=cp laws. And even in them nobody gives a fuck about lolis as long as you don't sell it on the street or share them on your facebook page

>> No.16080208

>>16080199
>I cant read

>> No.16080211
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>moral crusades
I bet the onee-sabbath are behind this.

>> No.16080214

>>16080193
It's not even strictly illegal in Japan.

The technical age of consent is 13, though there are restrictions and additional legislation in place to effectively raise this to 18. However these can be overridden in the case of a "sincere romantic relationship", ie. one to which the girl's parents do not object and thus seek to claim as statutory rape.

To put it another way? All those doujins where a guy is living with a loli wife who seeks an active sex life, and which makes a point to indicate that her parents are fine with the situation? Those are, evidently, legally sound scenarios in Japan. Whether such cases actually exist or not, I cannot say. Probably not.

>>16080199
Nigh every case of prosecution for possession of loli material in western countries is because some "Good Samaritan", typically a relative, reported the owner to the authorities.

>> No.16080220

>>16080211
Onee-sabbath is just a tale that old sabbath members use to scare the new ones.

Lolis are inferior.

>> No.16080226

>>16080214
The girls we're talking about are not 13

>> No.16080228

>>16080220
Your dick is inferior.

>> No.16080230

>>16080226
Fair point. Even the ones in those doujins I mentioned tend to look more like 8-10. Though given the phenomenon of "Legal Loli" saying a girl that looks 8-ish is 13 would hardly be a stretch for them.

>> No.16080236

>>16080211
The onee-sabbath ruin everything. Not like the normal sabbath, they are all good girls.

This message was definitely not brought to you by the sabbath.

>> No.16080240

>>16080228
Your skills are inferior.

>> No.16080242

>>16080211
Onee-sabbath are too laid back for that, and their husbands would much rather play with big, bountiful breasts.

>> No.16080251

>>16080230
>Legal loli is actually just 13
Surprised I've never seen this used in doujins or whatever.

>> No.16080252

>>16080236
The Sabbath have Familiars, they can't be bad.

>> No.16080257

>>16080252
Precisely!
Nothing so cute can be evil.

>> No.16080266

>>16080133
>bishie doing porn
Hey I remember trying to write that type of thing once.

>> No.16080271

>>16080228
Good joke Anon. I'm sure your tiny dick fits those lolis perfectly.

>> No.16080273

>>16080252
I can't wait until we get huge fluffy familiars of the dark mage variant
>You'll never sit in a fluffy familiar's laps and study up on ancient tomes

>> No.16080282

>Ice Queens barely leave their palaces

NEET Ice Queen when

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>>16080271
I'm not even a lolifag.

>> No.16080286

>>16080273
>Onee-sabath has onee-familiars
Anon do you know what you've just done to my dick?

>> No.16080287
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Hang on, I've got this.

>> No.16080289

>>16080242
Oneebath destroys Sabbath just by existing. That's how better they are.

>> No.16080295

>>16080287
What drink is she holding? It looks like an energy drink made for oni and liable to make a human heart explode.

>> No.16080298

>>16080284
You must have it hard then. Keep fighting, Anon!

>> No.16080299

>>16080295
Red Oni, the high spirit energy drink.

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>>16080257
Just look how friendly they are, how anyone can reject them I'll never know.

>> No.16080302

>>16080287
Put on some pants young lady.

>> No.16080303

>>16080295
Looks like it. What would happen if a Thunderbird drinks one?

>> No.16080305

>>16080286
Made it mourn the lack of big, soft, fluffy onee-familiars to snugglefuck?

>> No.16080314

>>16080300
Summoning familiars to help at the store would be quite helpful. Never thought about that use before.

>> No.16080315

>>16080303
A thirty hour dirty lightning thunderstorm.

>> No.16080329

>>16080150
>No not at all, though I do think any one who looks at humpty and sees nothing wrong there is fucked in the head
And I maintain that there is no one inherently "fucked in the head" in a purely pornographic escapist fantasy. Especially no more "Fucked in the head" as someone fucking anything else that's not really human. Like an Onahole or something. If there was a creature that was literally born to fuck, what's so immoral about fucking it? Don't try to bring human biology into this. It's a literal rapeslime. It's greatest goal in life is to rape you. As if to drive this fact home, it literally hatched itself early with the express purpose of raping you faster. How can you link that to a normal child in any way? What if that other Anon wasn't a slimepedo, but some kind of egg fetishist? Maybe he wanted to be raped by an egg? Ya ever think of that?

>but tel me the wide scale societal acceptance, the Sabbath and the pains he goes to to explain how monsters mature sexually at a far younger age isn't just his attempt to work out the frustrations of having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia.
Who gives a shit about acceptance? Stop buzzkilling with reality horseshit. It's an ESCAPIST porn fantasy. You think he goes through great pains to think of something as simple as younger sexual maturity? What about Baphomet, that could be hundreds of years old? Is it immoral to fuck a full-grown midget that looks shockingly similar to a child? Dicking an actual child has far more implications then just what they visibly look like. You're trying to imply KC might want to dick a real child. Even if he was attracted to one, it would only be physical. Would anyone molest a real child with the intent of a lasting and loving relationship? The escapist fantasy comes from putting whatever figure happens to strike KCs fancy, and maybe even some that don't, on something that would fucking love to be dicked. Even if it was literally just born with an intense desire for the D.

>Don't conflate pedophilia with child molestation. It's a sexuality, not an act.
And I suppose here lies the crutch of this little snafu. I am fully aware of this fact. So isn't it just so strange that 3d kids invoke gag reflex, and yet glorious Baphomet does not? Fucking weird, right? It's almost as though they have their differences. As if they are a taste all their own that has nothing to do with actual pedophilia, right? Pedophiles might very well get off on lolis, but this fucking lolicon right here will never get off on pedophilia shit, I can tell you that much. And no, don't try to paint it as a 2d fetish. I have seen some shit, man. The depths of my depravity extends well beyond not only lolis, but dare I say, even 2d. I have even seen 3dpd porn, bro. Don't mess.

>> No.16080333

>>16080329
At this point, when you've written this must text, you need to take a look at your life, and realize there's not much left.

>> No.16080341

>>16080333
>Anon types a long, detailed response to support an argument being made
>"Oh wow you've written so much that proves that you have no life hawhaw"

It's okay to admit that you're wrong. And that you lack the attention span to read just three paragraphs of text.

>> No.16080347

>>16080333
Of course there isn't, he is defending worst slime after all.

>> No.16080361

>>16080341
1. I'm not whoever you were talking to
2. That was a line from Gangster's Paradise, please educate yourself, fool.

>> No.16080364

>All this butthurt over loli slimes

Just take it easy and think about being the single guy in a pack of wild loli werewolves.
Incredibly curious loli werewolves, with no concept of clothing, modesty or personal space.

>> No.16080369
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16080369

Tut-tu-ruu!

>> No.16080370

>>16080341
To be perfectly fair, though. I legitimately don't blame him. I type between doing other things and I legitimately lose track of time, so by the time I finish it's a whole fucking wall of text.

>> No.16080373

>>16080361
>1. I'm not whoever you were talking to
You are >>16080333, right? Then you're exactly who I was talking to.

As popular as the song might be, I don't go out of my way to memorise lines from rap music.

>> No.16080375

>>16080364
>pack of loli werewolves
Being a father to all of them would suck.

>> No.16080378

>>16080373
>Then you're exactly who I was talking to
You misunderstand. I did reply to>>16080329
but I wasn't whoever it was addressed to. Therefore
>It's okay to admit that you're wrong
in no way relates to me.
> I don't go out of my way to memorise lines from rap music
That's because you're a straight-up busta, CJ.

>> No.16080379

>>16080370
This is a thread about reading and discussing.
Anyone who complains about reading too much or uses some variation of "TL;DR" most likely has a legitimate problem, or suffers from ADD.

>> No.16080382

>>16080375
How so?

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>>16080379
>This is a thread about reading and discussing
No, this is a thread about Monster Girls.

>> No.16080390

>>16080386
How cute. I want to serve her.

>> No.16080391

>16080386
Not even worth a proper reply.

>> No.16080392

>>16080382
Maybe not suck, but tiresome.

They would keep runing around the house nakes, destroying everything and barking at strangers that comes by. Can you imagine how hard it would be to find a wife? She would need to be big and strong enough that the pack reconizes her as their leader.

>> No.16080395

>>16080391
You got a problem with Anubis? Her judgement is impartial, and you have been found wanting.

>> No.16080396

>>16080391
He's right though. This is a thread about monster girls. Not a thread about how much you are/are not a pedophile.

>> No.16080397

>>16080386
>Fluffy little lolinubis
>Big puffy eyebrows
>Spats
Mmm, daz sum good shit.

>No !!
Fucking RUINED.

>> No.16080398

>>16080395
>thread for reading and discussing
>Hurr no it's about monstergirls

You act like the two are mutually exclusive. This isn't an image dump thread like the porn boards. This is a discussion thread.

>>16080396
I didn't say anything about the pedophile argument. You're trying to imply a connection that isn't there.

>> No.16080401

>>16080392
If you've got a pack of werewolf daughters, I imagine you've already found a wife at some point. Presumably, and hopefully, a werewolf wife.

Then again, raising a bunch of werewolf girls with a weresheep wife sounds hilarious.

>> No.16080402

>>16080397
At least she's no fat.

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>>16080398
>This is a discussion thread
No, it says Monster Girl Thread right up top.

>> No.16080413

>>16080398
>a connection that isn't there.
Because arguing against someone being against a discussion about pedophilia isn't a connection. You might think you're championing some kind of crusade for in depth discussion, but you're completely ignoring the context of the man's complaint.

>> No.16080414

>>16080397
That settles it, she's not Anubis at all, she's just a jackal!

>> No.16080417

>>16080329
>Especially no more "Fucked in the head" as someone fucking anything else that's not really human. Like an Onahole or something. If there was a creature that was literally born to fuck, what's so immoral about fucking it?
So you support fucking Cait Sith. If KC made some literal /mlp/ tier shit you'd support fucking it, and hold that those who are interested in it don't have issues?

>Who gives a shit about acceptance?
KC clearly does, or he wouldn't go to the lengths to explain, "No, it's okay, the kids WANT to be fucked"
>Even if he was attracted to one, it would only be physical
This is literally all the label "pedophile" entails. A physical attraction to things that look like children.

>So isn't it just so strange that 3d kids invoke gag reflex, and yet glorious Baphomet does not?
>Implying
Baphomet sure makes me want to gag. Fucking waste of a perfectly good girl. I feel legitimate glee whenever new art of her comes out depicting her as the tall busty devil-goddess she deserves to be.
>As if they are a taste all their own that has nothing to do with actual pedophilia, right?
You don't get to distinguish between 2D pedophilia and 3D pedophilia. If you get off to something that looks like a child you're a pedophile.

I love some huge anime tits but I think equally huge tits in real life are disgusting. Do I get some special snowflake label to hide what I really am? To distinguish between 2D and 3D? No. Nor should I, I'm a heterosexual man who loves tits. You're a heterosexual man who loves children.

>> No.16080422

>>16080401
I was thinking more about walking on a village full of loli werewolves who follows me due to curiosity. After reaching civilization with a wild pack the only thing one can do is adopt every single one of them and start the search for a mother.

>> No.16080424

>>16080417
This all sounds a whole lot like your personal problem.

>Baphomet sure makes me want to gag. Fucking waste of a perfectly good girl. I feel legitimate glee whenever new art of her comes out depicting her as the tall busty devil-goddess she deserves to be.

Yeah. You're taking imaginary monstergirls on the internet way too seriously.
But I'll remember to post more stuff about loli monstergirls in the future for you.

>> No.16080445

>>16080424
>But I'll remember to post more stuff about loli monstergirls in the future for you.
Won't matter much to me. Wouldn't even be in this discussion if I wasn't so taken aback by this post here >>16079473 As I said earlier, it just kind of made me take a step back. This nigga actually thinks he can pluck any anon out and they'd be cool with humpty, that they'd smash that fetus pussy to the point of addiction. She's on par with the Siths, or at least used to be. Never realized they had their own IDF, though I guess this has moved beyond them and onto a broader topic.

And of course it's a personal problem. It's a problem about taste. There's not an anon in this thread that isn't invested on a personal level. Unless I'm taking your meaning of personal wrong.

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Another day, another classy girl with a classy pipe.
Sure is pretty all of a sudden.

>> No.16080494

>>16080471
I don't see how a Tanuki can make things pretty.

>> No.16080500

>>16080445
Well, like he says, they are fully developed from birth, and slimegirls are just great in general. But maybe saying that is just looping the whole chain of replies.

I guess by personal problem, I mean getting too invested. When it's at the point where you feel glee because someone drew a non-loli MG and you feel you've won one over on people who like lolis, that's probably when you need to take an even further step back.
I've argued with idiots in this thread before, people who just completely defy logic and reason, who think that using insults alone counts as rational argument. And I realised two things.
1. I wasn't any happier after arguing with them. Usually, it's the opposite.
2. You can't change a person's opinion or way of thinking with brute force. Stopping a 1-ton boulder from rolling down a hill after it's picked up momentum would be easier. The internet gives you access to worlds of information and opinions, but it's also really good at making everyone who uses it think that they're at the center of their own universe. So they think that their way of doing things is the only way of doing things, and that their opinion is The only one to go by.

With that in mind, you're not necessarily wrong. But sometimes it's just better for the sake of happiness to not try and rile people up because you think they're disgusting for liking a certain imaginary monstergirl. Just be content with the fact that they're wrong, and in your mind, you're better than them.

>> No.16080501

>>16080494
She can't, the stuff she's smoking does.

>> No.16080516

>>16080422
What would the village be like? Lots of mud huts and primitive shelters they made themselves?
Though one has to wonder, what happened to their parents? Did they die? Did the lolis collectively move out? Are they a bunch of strays and lone cubs who got together to form a pack and keep each other company?

Either way, I can imagine the quest to find a good mother for them would be entertaining. You'd have to hold trials and tryouts to see if she was suitable to care for the whole pack and make them happy.

>> No.16080526

>>16080369
Mayushi desu~

>> No.16080532

>>16080516
Yeah, probably some very nave stuff with some cute decorations.

For how they came together it's probably just a bunch of wild wolves that came together and gathered new members as time went on. The elder might be really old, but she still behaves like a kid.

It would be quite hard getting a wife considering how protective they get when a female approaches.

>> No.16080536

>>16080417
>If KC made some literal /mlp/ tier shit you'd support fucking it, and hold that those who are interested in it don't have issues?
Sorry, I have never been to /mlp/ so I'm lost on the context, here. What I can assume, though, is that you are effectively kinkshaming. Who cares what people get their jollies off to? The only people with issues are the ones that shit on others' taste. I haven't shit on yours even once.

>KC clearly does, or he wouldn't go to the lengths to explain, "No, it's okay, the kids WANT to be fucked"
Or maybe he just sat back and thought about his setting for more then three seconds? Of course the kids want to be fucked, they're monster kids in a porn setting involving literal sex-monsters. Huge surprise that is.

>Implying
I assure you there was no "implying". Kids have always disgusted me. And don't even get me started on toddlers. Everyone thinks it's the bee's fuckin' knees when they foam up fucking dribble at the mouth, and I'm over here puking my guts out.
Also, nice opinion on sweet and lovable Bapho-chan. Really paints a picture that what you're experiencing is nothing more than kneejerk revulsion, eh? Sounds strangely familiar. I wonder why?

>You don't get to distinguish between 2D pedophilia and 3D pedophilia
Just did, bro. We live in a world of magic and wonders, eh? It's almost like you're an old man hanging on to outdated terminology for something that no one ever considered would even exist at the time. Totally mondo lamo, Old Spice. We kool kids live in the radical age, broseph. Also, didn't I already mention that childfucking has way more implications than just their appearance? I feel there is a difference between "special snowflake" labels and just plain wrong ones. If someone called me a pedophile on the street because I liked Baphomet, it's hardly the same fucking thing as just saying I'm into lolis.
If you're so caught up on the terminology, just think of lolicon as a specialized sub-sector of pedophilia that isn't directly the same. I can agree to that. Of course, we can always just agree to disagree, too.

And also, technically, I'm a heterosexual man that loves legs, but that's neither here nor there.

>> No.16080540

>>16080526
I want to be a chuuni mad scientist with an Alp and a Wurm for assistants.

>> No.16080543

>>16080540
What about the fat guy? Just a fat guy?

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>>16080543
I need a wingman don't I? Someone who makes me look desirable by comparison.
I guess a redhead Tsundere Spider might fit in too, now that I think about it.

>> No.16080549

>>16080543
There needs to be a bro somewhere.

>> No.16080554

>>16080543
Of course. Itaru stays as he is. Even in a monstergirl world, he's the Brotaku who loves dating sims and stuff.

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Last image is now the property of the society for adoring bee girls.

>> No.16080565

>>16080554
I feel like even then he'd still be getting laid like crazy.

There's gotta be a ton of monstergirls who have a ladyboner for the thought of a big guy like him.

>> No.16080568 [DELETED] 

>>16080563
>Wasting images for the sake of wasting images

>> No.16080571

>>16080532
I can't imagine it's easy to find a variety of cute decorations out in the wild. Lots of flowers, some fuzzy animal pelts, some pawmade clay sculptures and wood carvings, maybe?

There probably would be a female alpha they'd rely on as well, someone with significantly more sense and wisdom. Even if she were still a tiny loliwolf.

>It would be quite hard getting a wife considering how protective they get when a female approaches.
While you're looking for a good mother for them, they're looking for a good wife for you. Just like my American romantic comedies.

>> No.16080574

>>16080500
I said I felt glee, not vindication. I see no reason something as cool as baphomet has to be wasted the way it is. It's the glee of seeing something be what it could be, and not the disappointment that it is. It's got nothing to do with a petty one-upmanship over those who like her the way she is now. You're inserting a sort of competitiveness here with statements like "you feel you've won one over on people who like lolis" that just isn't there.

I understand well the futility of arguing over the internet. I suppose I only continue to do it due to some perceived inherent value. For that matter, why don't you practice what you preach? Why respond at all, why not just be content with the fact that I'm wrong, and in your mind, you're better than me?

>>16080536
Your first point doesn't even warrant a response.
>Or maybe he just sat back and thought about his setting for more then three seconds?
Not to pull the old "are you new" but are you new? He clearly hasn't sat back and thought about his setting for more than tree seconds or it wouldn't be rife with the issues it currently has. Mind you I can't be assed dredging up any specific examples of his inconsistency so I'll cede this point.

>Implying
Missed the mark there. And it's hardly kneejerk revulsion. Carefully considered revulsion?

>All that facetiousness at the end
How 'bout you respond to my actual point next time, yeah?

>> No.16080577

>>16080565
No, because that'd ruin the character. Or change it beyond recognising.

>> No.16080581
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16080581

Peace, love & rock 'n roll!

>> No.16080584

>>16080568
>thread last in catalog
I don't think you have any legitimate reason to complain.

>> No.16080592 [DELETED] 

>>16080584
It's nice that we're last in line, but people shouldn't think it's okay to just waste images, whatever the situation.
Especially with the newfags who create threads the moment the image limit is reached no matter what, like this OP for example.

>> No.16080594

>>16080577
You're already ruining it if you bring him to a monstergirl world.

The simple fact is that fat neets and social outcasts wouldn't exist in a world where casual sex only requires you to open the window and call out to a girl on the streets.

The only people who would fit into that stereotype would be monstergirls since they are now the less desirable sex and are capable of falling into that stereotype. All human men would end up married or alternatively fucking quite a bit every day.

>> No.16080595

>>16080592
>just waste images
...and the Centaur you rode in on, man.

>> No.16080597 [DELETED] 

>>16080595
What?

>> No.16080598

>>16080584
>>16080592
I for one would like to see if we hit 3k posts

>> No.16080602

>>16080571
Yeah the outside of the village would be kinda menacing filled with stakes and bones from the animals they've hunted, but the interior would have some flowers and cute carvings.

Also, I don't think they would be looking for a new leader especially now that they have a male. The only way to get a spot is to defeat the loli leader and win the trust from the rest of the pack.

>> No.16080604

>>16080597
"Wasting images" at this point is essentially just the old "muh posting standards" bollocks. I will have no part of this balderdash, no sir!

>> No.16080605

>>16080045
Gonna spank that cat.

>> No.16080611 [DELETED] 

>>16080604
You don't know what you're talking about. Given your flippant reply, I'd guess you just don't give a shit about these threads in the first place, then.

>> No.16080613 [DELETED] 

>>16080604
Fuck off bollocks

>> No.16080615

>>16080602
Hm, that's true. The loli alpha would probably only accept a pack mother if she was able to beat her in combat. Which means unless your prospective wife can beat a young, wild werewolf, you'd best be content with the wolfgirl pack you have.

Doesn't sound too bad, though.

>> No.16080617

>>16080611
Did
>>16080563
>>16080581
destroy this thread? Really? That's what we're going with now?
>>16080613
>bollocks
I'm not him.

>> No.16080619

I shall create a OC wurm!
Her gimmik will be a love for plumbs and wearing a awesome hat!

>> No.16080624

>>16080619
Godspeed OC Wurm with Funny Hat!

>> No.16080630 [DELETED] 

>>16080617
People like you have already been told many times, and given many reasons for why your attitude is so harmful.
If you don't know what you're talking about, don't complain when someone tells you not to do something.

>> No.16080631

>>16080624
I'm gonna BLACK your OC Wurm!

>> No.16080635

>>16080630
This thread. It's the last thread in the catalog. Those images did not make any difference. How can you honestly say there's any harm being done here?

>> No.16080649 [DELETED] 

>>16080635
I'm talking about matters in general at this point. That might not have come across clearly to you.
Though currently, it'd be best if we weren't bumped off by someone trying to force in a monstergirl thread anyway, for obvious reasons.

>> No.16080651

>>16080631
You're a bad person.
>>16080649
So in other words, you're bitching about absolutely nothing.

>> No.16080653

Goodbye everyone. I hate you.

>> No.16080654 [DELETED] 

>>16080651
I don't think you've actually comprehended anything that's been said to you.

>> No.16080655

>>16080653
Goodbye anon. I hate you too, you weird looking little man.

>> No.16080657

>>16080615
She can't just beat her in a duel, it needs to be in a way that even the leader is impressed and starts respecting her. Being pack mama os going to be hard.

>> No.16080659 [DELETED] 

>>16080654
No I haven't. I deleted one image to post another, and here I am arguing with a guy who's telling me what I'm doing is harmful because it makes newfags want to make new threads, only now he's saying we should make a new thread anyway.
Feels bad, man.

>> No.16080662

>>16080619
My OC lilim can beat your OC wurm.

>> No.16080666 [DELETED] 

>>16080659
>only now he's saying we should make a new thread anyway.
Please quote where I said this. I think some misunderstanding is happening here.

Thanks for being so considerate with the deleting images, though. Maybe I just assumed you were someone else who spoke up halfway through the conversation.

>> No.16080670 [DELETED] 

>>16080666
>Please quote where I said this
Yeah, I misread that part Satan, sorry.
>Thanks for being so considerate with the deleting images
I don't see any point in us having those two images available to us, though.

>> No.16080672

>>16080657
We should make a list of potential pack mother candidates.

What happens when all the monstergirl candidates are proven flawed, and the best potential pack mother turns out to be the sweet, hardworking human farmgirl?

>> No.16080674

>>16080574
Wow, for a while I actually thought you were being a good sport about this, but you were totally fucking livid the entire time, huh? I was even being jovial as balls and totally taking up the piss, but wow you sure showed me, huh? It's almost as though facetiousness is only ever negative and no one can ever just fuck around to make an otherwise deadpan argument about dicking children into something maybe a little bit lighthearted.

>He clearly hasn't sat back and thought about his setting for more than tree seconds or it wouldn't be rife with the issues it currently has
It's almost as if that was pretty much my point. You keep saying he goes through great lengths to make 'excuses' for lolis, when it's just another fucking fetish in a porn setting. It doesn't take any effort.

>Carefully considered revulsion?
So after a lengthy period of carefully examining a picture of sweet and innocent Bapho-chan through your fancy golden monocle, periodically interrupted only by the sipping of your tea, you eventually, over much consideration, came to the astute and noble conclusion that all lolis a shit? Noted.

>How 'bout you respond to my actual point next time, yeah?
But I literally just did. I even came to a compromise that it can just be a sub-section. I practically ceded my point then and there. Y'see, I'm not really here to say "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you". That other anon was right, there's just no accommodating for taste, huh? I basically like every MG, you fucking detest lolis for no given reason. And you arrogantly assume that anyone that doesn't share your taste must have some brain defect. You know I could have started down that same road at any time, right? But y'know, a part of me realized how lame as hell that would be. How disrespectful that would be. What sick fuck would shit on someone else's tastes? I'll jerk my dick to a toaster strudel, nigger. You can't stop me.

Some dudebro was all "You would like rapeslimes", and you understandably protested. I get that, but then you pulled lolis as a whole into this, and you downplayed them as nothing more then some sick immoral shit that only fucking creeps and weirdos would be into, and I fucking sprang up like the dick I am. Which, hey, is also understandable. I thought we were walking together, here. But you thought you were on the high road all along, didn't you? But hey, maybe, just maybe, we can still agree to disagree after all? I left that offer before, remember? Weren't you on the high road?

>> No.16080676

>fightingrats.gif

>> No.16080680

If your only way to get a real MG waifu was to have a mantango waifu would you?

>> No.16080682

>>16080680
Yes.

>> No.16080683 [DELETED] 

>>16080670
It's just a case of setting an example by not frivolously spending images. It helps to avoid a situation where we're not last in line and close to hitting the limit, which is what causes the problems.
You're right that in this case, it's not so bad.

>> No.16080684

>>16080680
Any waifu is better than 3dpd. So yes.

>> No.16080685

>>16080680
No.

That would basically doom all of humanity.

>> No.16080689

>>16080676
You mean this gif?
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250702987_rat-fight.gif
We're not so quick to stop as they are.

>> No.16080691

>>16080680
I most likely would, but my enthusiasm would depend on two things. How infectious is she, and what's her level of comprehension, intelligence and abstract thinking?

>> No.16080698

>>16080689
Alright fine have something more fitting
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478616396257.webm

>> No.16080700

>>16080691
She can't infect anyone else, only you. To you she's the best girl ever. But to others, you two just kinda stare at each other.

Oh, and you become cripplingly depressed when you go to work or whatever and she isn't there.

>> No.16080703

>>16080672
Then the whole pack is going to put through various trials and once the girl beats all of them, I'm going to put a ring on her finger.

>> No.16080704

>>16080662
Well no shit she's a lilim
you need another lilim of a broken human/incubus to fight a lilim

>> No.16080705

>>16080680
Nope.

>> No.16080706

>>16080683
>frivolously
Could you go through every single image in the thread and tell me which of them are approved High Standard Image Usage and which are Improper Image Usage?

>> No.16080708

>>16080698
Well, that's depressingly appropriate.
I'd rather just think about those rats again.

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