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16066306 No.16066306 [Reply] [Original]

How many eggs do you have?

>> No.16066309

Like 2 in my fridge right now.

>> No.16066325
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16066325

I don't knwo

>> No.16067183
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16067183

Like, why do you ask?
I just had breakfast and have three eggs in muh belly at the moment. Five are still in the fridge.
Tried hot sauce with them for a change.

And now my stomach is feeling weird..

>> No.16067186

A bowl full.

>> No.16067209

However it doesn't eggs

>> No.16067369

0, i gave all to a girl last night.
for some reason she just threw them and ran away. but she cant leave until she have eaten them. i made a mistake there.
She's dead now. i buried her with eggs to hide it

>> No.16077615
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16077615

I want to fetilize Madotsuki's eggs if you know what I mean.

>> No.16077635

About maybe 12-14
I bought a new carton but I have some left from the last still in the fridge.
I always keep stocked on eggs

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>>16077615
I want each and every last one of my sperm to eat Madotsuki's eggs until she becomes absolutely infertile.

>> No.16080485
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>>16067209
does it egg? i thnki it mihgt. just gotta to beleve sometimes

>> No.16082934

>>16066306

Quite a few. Don't expect anything impressive though.

>> No.16082951

I can make an omelette.

>> No.16085229
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>>16066306
I collected them all
I'm sorry my mado, I'm sorry I forced you to this

>> No.16086152
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>>16066306
I've beaten Yume Nikki like twenty times
>Everyone here thinks OP is talking about literal eggs

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>>16086152
But she is! She wanted to borrow some from us to bake a cake!

>> No.16088275

I never finished Yume Nikki. Is there even an item in that big red maze?

>> No.16088280

There are 16 eggies in the fridge

>> No.16088635
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>> No.16088644

>>16088275
No, it's there as a big red Fuck You

>> No.16088672

>>16066306
None. I don't even cooking.

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>>16088644
and Toriningen in there for extra salt in the wound.

>> No.16090246
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16090246

So many.

>> No.16091039
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16091039

About 2 dozen or so.

>> No.16091070
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16091070

Madotsuki has roughly 1.7 million plump, fertile eggs.

>> No.16091077

>>16077615
>>16091070
Mado is not for sexual ::))

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>>16086152
Stop shitposting anon, there are no eggs in Yume Nikki. What's next? Are you going to tell me there's an ending too? Well don't remind me

>> No.16105065

>>16101798
There are too eggs. When you drop the effects they are egg shaped.YOU stop shitposting.

>> No.16105131

>>16091039
Well she's a bird after all.

>> No.16105140

>>16086152
>I've beaten Yume Nikki like twenty times
Autism

>> No.16105214

>>16066306
>that first sip of the day

>> No.16105245

I've got 23 in the fridge

>> No.16105263

>>16105140
Point being??

>> No.16105692
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16105692

I ran out of eggs many centuries ago.

>> No.16105703

I don't like eggs.

>> No.16108437

>>16077615
Please stop ~kudasai

I don't want to become a cancerous macrofag

>> No.16108494

What's the best way to cook eggs? Fried? Poached? Scrambled?

>> No.16108520

>>16108494
Scrambled with a bunch of shredded cheese thrown in.

>> No.16108607

Roughly 200 eggs. I get about 25 every day.

>> No.16108658
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16108658

You gotta eat all the eggs.

>> No.16110402

>>16105065
That's the joke, anon.

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>>16105140

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>>16105065
no u

>> No.16111954

>>16111806
Looks like the slab guy from courage the cowardly dog

>> No.16125410

>>16111806
I love landscape artwork like this.

>> No.16125431
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16125431

whatever happened to the game dev? I feel like most japanese game devs just fade out of existence.

>> No.16125747

>>16125431
got a job and family probably

>> No.16125866

>>16125431
The girl you use in this image her Doujin was sad...

>> No.16125897

i've lost my eggs. i've been a fool and thought my eggs were fine while they were slowly dropping from my head for quite some time.

>> No.16130030

I don't even know what's this supposed to mean but I currently have 7 dozen at the fridge.

>> No.16130327
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>>16088635

>> No.16130763

>>16125431
probably jumped off a building

>> No.16141925
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>> No.16141929

>>16130327
>not including eggs of <18

>> No.16143028

>>16125431
Kikiyama died in that huge earthquake. The very same earthquake that killed ken-sama

>> No.16144133

>>16130327
Do women lose multiple eggs during one period? I assumed it was just one, but there's no way a woman goes through 100,000 cycles in about three years.

>> No.16144144

>>16144133
Thirty, I mean.

>> No.16144479

>>16141929
You can see it flattens out at maximum fertility.

>> No.16144526

>>16144133
>>16144144
Fraternal twins happen when two seperate eggs become fertilized. Think about that a bit.

>> No.16145125

What's your theory about it, guys? For me, she was always dreaming, that explains her permanently closed eyes and how the stuff on her room behaves in odd ways.
What really makes me think is: if the stairs were product of her dream, how did she managed to use them as an exit? Maybe she has finally mastered her mind at such level that she can manipulate it?

>> No.16145226

>>16145125
She was a hikki and dreamed all the time and finally succumbed to hikki depression and died.

>> No.16147895

>>16145125
Madowasraped

>> No.16148242

>>16066306
I'm about to have some noodles with soy sauce and egg. Then I will have one egg inside me.

>> No.16159724

>>16066306
>>16067183
>>16080485
what artist is that? aosora?

>> No.16165695

>>16148242
l-lewd

>> No.16167709

>>16165695
How is that lewd?

>> No.16168566

>>16125431
this thing that might be fake says hes a private person so we wouldnt hear much
http://archive.uboachan.net/yn/res/628.xhtml
name is kikiyama

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