/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16059802
Get the fuck out of /jp/

so this is the power of taoism...

Abort

samachan..

NOW what?

My Fｅｒｔｉｌｅ NEET Sperm Managed to Impregnate TWO Youkais!

My (tiny) NEET C*ck Married A Snake Goddess And She Wants My Sperm

My Lazy NEET Managed To get Impregnated with my superior sperm

>>16060545
That ain't pregnant dude, she's just fat.

>>16060860
Are you sure?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2386511

>>16059802
An 1000 year-old womb still that fertile?

I Tried Impregnating the Fat Spider on What Was More or Less Our Third Date Ever But Our Genes Turned Out to be Biologically Incompatible!!

>>16061155
Wow! I'm already hooked!

>>16061147
Nigga that womb ain't 1000 years old what you talking about willis. That right there is a 1000 year old penis turned into a fresh child ready womb through voodoo hermit magic, it's perfectly ready for insemination by healthy villagers.

Why do her earmuffs say "and" on them?

I Tried Impregnating The Corvid Nuclear Reactor But All I'm Getting Are These God Damn Ugly-Ass Cancer-Ridden Ghoul Children

>>16062308
This Was Our Child

Was!!!

>>16062294
They don't though? Unless the meaning for 和 is different in chinkese or some shit.

boys can't get pregnant

This is another filthy taoist trick!

1. I want to ejaculate inside Alice!
2. I want to mix my DNA with Alice's!
3. I want to combine my gametes with Alice's!
4. I want to create a zygote with Alice!
5. I want to have consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Alice!
6. I want to poison with my foul, inferior seed the womb of Alice!
7. I want to orgasm inside the vaginal cavity of Alice!
8. I want to ejaculate inside the mother of Alice!

Our children will probably be more autistic then I can even image.

>>16062315
It means "peace" or "harmony". A in harmony with B, A together with B -> A and B.
It's there because it also means Japan, as its (Japanese) pronunciation is the same as another character 倭, which was a name for the Japanese but also meant "dwarf.

>>16062796
I just realized how many girls in Touhou are legitimaly autistic. Is this a good thing?

>>16062945

倭 is dwarf? Isn't it 矮

What!? My Lowly Lolicon Sperm Managed To Impregnate The Girl Even Spirits Fear But She Got Too Stressed From Continuously Hearing The Baby's Thoughts And Miscarried!?

>Voluptuous Reverse Rape Gensoukyou

>>16062796
She'll eat your children, anon.

>>16063214
I'm more than convinced that Kokoro has aspergers

That's an interesting name for a manga

>this thread

>>16065655
Sounds more like a light novel title.

>>16064719
That made me sad, dude!

Please don't talk about 2hus miscarrying!
=

I love these kind of titles on my doujinshi

Which 2hu would be the hardest to impregnate, only able to insemnate after a 12 hour long sesion of leg locked mating press love making?

>>16064719
Satorin would be a good mama.
I could see her loving her child no matter what, even if she could tell that they were ever distrustful about anything.

>>16066067
Rinnosuke

Even Though I'm a Useless NEET I'm the Father of Over 100 (and Increasing) Daughters and They're All Yandere!?

>>16062308
Why The Fuck Do You Type Like That?
Also pregnancy is gross

>>16066801

Are You Stupid? Said My Autistic Youkai Wife On The Topic Pregnancy.

>>16066829
>>16066476
>>16064719
>>16061155

>>16060344
died, but not soon enough.

>>16066962

Why these four posts? Why not the others?

>>16066984
He types like someone's grandma. Or a manga title. Both of which are cringe worthy.

>>16066994

There's more than one poster you've quoted and you didn't answer the question.

So do I really have to point out that the manga/doujinshi title text is the point of the thread?

>>16066962
What!? Some Faggot Misses The Point Of The Thread Completely And Gets Mad!?

>>16066984

because they're real bad

>>16067079
What's the point of this thread? Shitposting?

>>16067102

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>16067133

You don't like the thread? Report and ignore my dude. Very simple.

I Died Before My First Sexual Encounter And Now The Kasha Is Taking My Virginity!

>>16065962
"Love Sperm Rinko-san the huge-breasted MILF gets NTR’d by an ugly fat Gundam Otaku!! It’s a book where he releases his cock-colony into her soft Jaburo pussy and impregnates her with a Newtype Baby" is a classic.

>>16066454
Underrated post.

>>16059802
Why don't you all just use this instead?
https://salty-salty-studios.com/shiz/lncovers.php

>>16066476
No Problem!

>>16066476
kill them

Nice save, lewdposter.

>>16060428
Go for the third strike anon, you can do it

>>16069725
what does this do

>>16066994
It's more a title of LNs like oreimo

>>16059997
Fun fact: Taoism is an anagram of aotism.

>>16066962
My Little Anon Can't Possibly Be This Retarded!!!!

That feel when I was preggers for a month without even knowing

/jp/ lied to me. Again.

>>16105807
pics of belly.

>>16105807
>/jp/ lied to me. Again.

I can't help but picture this comment being in reference to a jay pea saying he'd take responsibility. How awful!

>>16105807
What? It's well known what the outcome is if you put benis into bagina.

>>16106058
>>16106010
But I wanted that warmth of instinctual motherliness at the very instant that conception occurred!

I wanted my baby box to bounce with joy!

I wanted to know, deep down inside, that his seed had been sown into my destiny!

instead I peed on a stick and it changed an interesting color

>>16106066

Real life isn't like my doujins at all!!!

>>16106066
Pregnancy is disgusting

>>16106066

peeing on things is real fun though

>>16089713
it's an execution device for the hooker who's tied up in your basement right now.

>>16106066
What, when has that ever been a /jp/ theme?
There's the pleasure if being cummed inside, but that's just a hoax, as I've been told the only way a woman can tell that her partner just ejaculated is by the stupid look on his face.
Not that I can say that from experience wwwwww
Anyway, thanks for reminding me to never become pregnant and ruining my dessert.

>>16110232
If you're not a weak faggot she can clearly feel the pumping, mate.
Only the "I can feel the warm cum inside me" part is bullshit.

>>16110232
If I'm being honest, I often fantasize about being held down and impregnated. But then I remember that everything that comes after just sucks, and the feeling fades.

>>16113449
I sometimes wish my room mate would force himself onto me, but he already has a girlfriend. Ah, well.

I want to make Miko a single mother

I refuse to believe there are so many girls on the /Jay/

>>16116924
She kind of already is.

The Story On How The Vampire Lady Tricked Me Into A Life Of Semen-Slavery!

>>16129735
Thats a good life.

>>16117307
Any community that gets its kicks by pretending to be little girls will have little girls join thinking they're in good company

>>16132636
Thicc

I Woke Up One Day And I Find Myself Being The Foot Slave Of The Mistress Of The Palace Of Earth Spirits And Her Little Sister But I Do Not Think That Was Much Of A Bad Deal

>>16142236
I hate feet but I love socks.

>>16142313
That's kinda like saying you love foreskins but hate penises

>>16142519
But one is not optional, and gay, while the other is a choice.

>>16142663
>one is not optional
Tell that to Americans

>>16142856
What?
We have feet

>>16142236
This would be an acceptable fate. Feet-oriented femdom is subpar femdom, but still better than nothing.

I Accidentally Impregnated The Rabbit Prostitute After Being Indebted To Her But She Is Still Not Deleting My Tab!