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>>16041824
You're not a Vampire, Erica.

Cute Dragons!

>>16041824
I want to sing her the song of my people!

>>16041830
Muscle dragons!

>>16041752
mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com
It's kinda long though.

>>16041824
>you will never have a Phantom childhood friend that has a busty CC bodytype

Prepare to be spooped nerds!

Are Wurms cute or sexy? I can't decide!

>>16041846
How spooky!

...So where do I put it in, if I were to do such a thing?

>>16041849
Wurm hips don't lie.

>>16041849
Mostly sexy.

Can we all agree that the best part of Wolfus and Dogfus are the pads? I just want to fondle them so bad.

>>16041849
Cutexy.
That's around 50% cuter then they are sexy, but definitely both.

>>16041846
What if she hits me with that arrow? Did she steal if from some poor cupid?

tittypires for handholding

>>16041846
Our men are running from the fierd of battre! Shamefur dispray!

>>16041868
It would be very painful.

>>16041869
I want to watch dumb action flicks with her!

>>16041876
She better put it away the before she pokes someone's eye out?

>>16041849
Wurms are inherently cute but because they decide to go around naked with nothing but their scale protecting their private parts it makes them sexy

So if you want her to be cute buy her a nice frilly dress or a comfy pajama and tell her you'd be happy if she wore it

>>16041824
Gonna bully a phantom by ruining her chuuni fantasies! Gonna rip off her mask and tell her to grow up!

>>16041885
Chuuni-off?
>I will shatter your illusions and drag you into the real world!
>Fool! Drown in your ideals!

>>16041892
If that's what that it takes, then fine! I even brought a mock katana, just for this occasion!

>>16041885
Joke's on you, your fantasy of destroying her chuuni world is part of her play that you're unwittingly participating. You'll be fucking by the end of it, guaranteed.

>>16041869
She has no titties.

>>16041896
You'll challenge her double keyblade gunblades Ebony Bliss and Ivory Rapture with a single katana?

>>16041876
She's a big girl

>>16041880
Must be a spoopy ghost bow with ghost arrows.

Passing through their targets but numbing cold wherever it hit.

>>16041897
No matter what you do, you are always playing your piece. Such is the fate of those who meet Phantom.

>>16041897
I wonder how she'll manage to twist things to that point.

>>16041901
I don't need fancy things like gunblades, those are for inferior swordsmen!

>>16041932
You'll be swallowing those words with her saliva!

>>16041824
now that i think about it...

>>16041941
Is it a cane or a mic stick?

Holy fuck Phantom screaming into the end piece like some kind of metal singer when?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16041941
Excellent work Barb!
>her hair is transparent to the extent that her mask is visible
Only now I notice that detail.

Though I have to wonder, what kind of masks would individual Phantoms wear, provided they'd all wear masks in the first place?

>>16041952
So is anyone making that Brütal Legend with Monster Girls yet?

Well it can technically fit here too.
Enjoy your Halloween.

>>16041958
Why does this mask make me think of sex?
>>16041966
I refuse to enjoy my Halloween! There's nothing to put me in the Halloween spirit! Not even any spirits!

>>16041941
She sure knows how to handle a stick.

>>16041869
I see you managed to post the worst girl of that series. Good job.

>>16041974
Not even a dark lord dressed up as Ghost Dad the Touhou?

>>16041937
But what I beat her? Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!

>>16041966
Trying out new eyes huh? Cute!

>>16041999
Then she'll swallow her words with your saliva, and those trips.

>>16041941
Nicely done..

Halloween is tomorrow, and what will Monster Girls be dressing up as?

>HD Apophis was released 2 hours ago
>Not posted yet
>Not a single person asked for it

I always knew grapesnake lovers were just joking

>>16042002
She'll be swallowing something else too. That'll teach her to be such a dumb nerd.

>>16042015
I know Succubi have only one Halloween costume they fear.

>>16042015
My daughteru will go out as a venus flytrap.

>>16042015
Dunno, but I'll be going out in a tee shirt that says "I'm a slut for undead girls" And I'll also be walking by any graveyards and spooky houses that are close enough

>>16042039
No undead girl wants to necrobone a slutboy, they all want someone to spend the rest of their death with.

>>16042020
I didn't even know it was out.
But I'm not joking!

>>16042015
Thats a very nice and lewd Jabberwock.

>>16042020
Also Phantom making-of

>>16042001
It's almost the same one used for Wisp to be honest.

>>16042056
Every Wocky is lewd.

>>16042020
Where are the HD profiles released? Also is there an imgur of them somewhere or are they on the wiki?

>>16042015
EMIYA.

>>16042015
>ywn spend halloween stuffing your jabberwock with thick quality syrup

>>16042067
On KC's enty. There are not on the wiki since they are paywall'ed

Can we post a little pudge please? I'm in the mood to feel cuddly.

>>16042075
No, today is the official no pudge day.

>>16042075
No pudge now, only muscles.

>>16042020
Hey I asked for it last thread, you're the one being slow.

>>16042049
I dunno, might be able to pick up a few horny ghouls like that. Should I dress in my Sunday best and bring my best bottle of champagne if I'm trying to court a Wight or a Phantom?

>>16042088
Suit for Wight, Death Metal, Metallica, or Queen shirts for Phantom.

>>16041824
This vampire looks a little fluffy

>>16042088
>>16042090
>TFW you will never have a singing match against a Phantom while you both exhibit vocal ranges of Freddie Mercury and DIO
>TFW

>>16042052
Yeah you say that now but I'm sure you're just having a good laugh at the pudgy Apophis CC because she won't get a husband anytime soon

And besides we both know who's the true desert ruler

>>16042084
I didn't notice your post then, forgive my mistake
We have at least one serious Apophis lover

>>16042098
Do Yeti burn up in the sun like Canadians do?

>>16042080
What's wrong with pudge. It makes you feel warm and nice imagining cuddling a pudgy monster girl

>>16042083
Muscle is great. But I'm in a pudgy mood.

>>16042105
>true ruler
Wurm-chan, obviously. She took care of that haughty tanned human and her pet snake before teaming up with the desert schedule corgi to make the desert a better place. In only 2 years the desert has become a lush forest once more.

>>16042098
I don't know how yeti's manage to make themselves so cute. But I just melt everytime I see one.

>>16042106
Yetis wear cooling pads in any weather over 20C

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16042105
>true ruler
Apophis, duh.

>>16042075
Here is your pudge for tonight

>>16042140
That cat really needs to put down the fucking fork.

>>16042140
>fat cats

That's what im looking for. Maybe a bit too much pudge? But would still cuddle.

>>16042123
How would a Yeti fair in Death Valley? I know Yuki Onna can negate the heat by turning places into winter wonderlands for as long as they are present, but what about Yeti or Wendigo? Do they just strap loli Yuki Onna to them?

>>16042113
The existence of Wurm-chan has never been proven, it's all conspiracies and convoluted stories
And NO, that one hidden pyramid that was filled with candies doesn't prove anything

>>16042133
I was obviously referring to the lucky man who will fall in the Khepri pit first and become their king
The golden beetles will unite the desert once again

>>16042110
This is probably the only pudge pic I have.

>>16042143
One day I'll draw a puddy loli Anubis for you guys.

>>16042150
That's not a monstergirl.

>>16042150
Darkseid is not for subbing.

>>16042149
>never
But the hieroglyphs prove she is real. She will come and unite the desert people after sunset, when her Xbox account expires.

>>16042149
>king
No thank you, I'll take my Apophis queen.

>>16042147
Why would a Yeti even be in death valley

>>16042140
That Cheshire would look better with a pudgy hourglass figure like http://i.imgur.com/fv9kegI.jpg instead of all that flab.

>>16042153
This sounds perfect anon. Pudgy Anubis are already a big win on their own.

>>16042159
Looking for hugs.

>>16041824
Can I steal your mask?

>>16042159
To participate in the Ultra Triathlon.
>>16042154
Explain yourself.

>>16042153

Pudgy anubi are for cuddling and belly rubs.

>>16042167
Well can you?

>>16042169
I can't keep up with a marathoner Yeti, she'll want me to run with her across frozen tundras for daily workouts

>>16041824
Gonna cum on a chunni's mask!

>>16042171
>>16042163
>Pudgy Anubis

Yes

>>16042172
Will she gets so embarassed her powers run amok?

>The entire city is dragged into her play

>>16042156
I won't go along with these lies
There hieroglyphs is a transcript of the fated prophecy

Are you really trying to imply that a stupid dragon was somehow the one to end the centuries old war between the 3 kingdoms and that she is one depicted in the prophecy?

>>16042182
Get on my level.
>All the world's a stage, all the men and women merely players

>>16042177
She's big!
That means she's got a big gut!
Grope and Squeeze!

>>16042067
my.mixtape.moe/bzosyv.rar
p: 2017

apophis not included

>>16042185
Wurm-chan ever was and ever will be.

>>16042196
A new drawfriend is born.

>>16042201
Umm, no. That's a repost of something old. And I'm not new.

>>16042187
>our reality is merely a play of an incredibly ancient and powerful Phantom

now this is spoopy

>>16042185
Yes. Her coming has been told since the stone ages, where man still feared fire and banged his daughters without care.

>>16042209
Of course it's something old dummy, look at the filename.

>>16042217
Wurm-chan go back to sleep the stars are not right yet.

>>16042219
Wurmthulhu?

>>16042219
Of course the stars are not right, it's 4 PM

>>16042211
She's still a dork chuuni like all the rest. Just bully her and you'll be fine

How long until KC does Angra Mainyu as a mg, giving us something legitimately stronger than a Lilim or Baphomet?

>>16042233
You should go kill all your friends, anon. You'll become a hero if you do!

>>16042240
Carnival Phantasm much?

>>16042177
Gonna let that Anubis sit on my lap.
Gonna pet her on the head and call her cute!

>>16042248
Hope your lap is augmented, cause she exceeds the 2-ton weight limit of an elevator.

>>16042222
Are you implying Wurm-chan is old?
>>16042245
Grail-kun is basically Poison Suu.

>>16042213
Are you implying that Wurm-chan will put an end to incest?

>>16042233
Lilims are linked to all monsters and draws power from them so you can't have a species stronger than a Lilim/the Overlord

>Pudgy Anubis

You have my complete and undivided attention.

>>16042260
I want to feel all of her extra flesh.

>>16042233
How long until KC gives us the Ice Queen

>>16042267

I want to rub my face in her tummy, lick her belly button then grind my dick on her tummy until I cum.

>>16042274
What would it feel like inside an pudgy girl?

>>16042252
Oh come on anon, that's exaggerating. She's not that heavy. Just eyeballing her I'd guess she's about 180 pounds. 210 tops.

>>16042277

You'll have to ask someone else.

I'm not into vore.

>>16042279
Loli Anubis is so heavy because she is filled with hate and disgust.

>>16042285
You know what he meant anon.

>>16042286
Dude, do you see her chest? That isn't a Loli.

>>16042253
So a bunch of Wurms doing the CF opening wave when?

>>16042256
What if it's a fallen god of sorts?

>>16042177
How big is the Pharaoh?

>>16042308
I'd like to imagine tall and muscular.
But also flat as a board and jealous of her Anubis' jiggly chest.

How much does an automaton weigh?

>>16042301
Meant to say pudgy. It's just that the stupid pudgy little shitdog got stuck in my mind.

>>16042320

Why is there no automaton (fan)art?

>>16042314
Ah!
But muscle pharoah would have a large and firm rear to compensate!

The best of both worlds in the same kingdom!

We talkin' about pudge? I want to tease a pudgy sheep

>>16042320
Depends on the frame. They are pretty heavy, but not as much as Golems are due to being frames and sheets of metal over wires and such instead of a solid mass of stone/granite/adamant.
The guntank models, or shortstack if you're a uneducated folk, are pretty heavy at over 1.5 tons.

>>16042320
Depends on how much they have equipped, and what their bodytype and height is.

>>16042332
Sheep fat is definitely for squeezing.

>>16042332
Now that's some mutton.

>Your Automaton will never put you through a rigorous training program so you can be able to princess carry her
Why even live?

>>16042329
There's currently a small pool of art for them. But hopefully more fanart pops up when KC finally releases their profile.

>>16042307
I don't know if monsterized gods count as monsters but even if didn't they'd have to be very powerful to top a Lilim

The power chart should be something akin to this:

High Gods
Mid Gods
Low Gods (some species go there)
Monsters
Humans

The Overlord and Lilims should go somewhere between mid gods and high gods and they are constantly growing in power
Unless I'm wrong, the only high god is the Chief God

>>16042342
>Why even live?

I don't know, man.

I don't know.


>>16042343
>But hopefully more fanart pops up when KC finally releases their profile.

I hope so. There's only one picture in my folder and it's been posted already. >>16042334

>>16042352
I've seen at least 5 pieces of automaton art posted here

>>16042342
>Your Anubis wife will never put you through a vigorous house husband training program so you can tend the house while she's at work

Why even live?
Ywn have your Anubis wife come home to her husband in an apron making dinner

>>16042348
I find it odd how the CG was able to be stronger than all other chief deities.

Anyway, IIRC Angra Mainyu was some sort of higher tiered diety. He did represent all evils of the world, afterall, so his mge counterpart would be pretty up there. He also has another interpretation as Ahriman.

>>16042352
Did you miss Ougis, Latenights, and that one drawfag that does pear-shaped lolis Automaton fanart?

>>16042352
You don't really stay around much, do you? I've dome at least 2 doodles involving them.

>>16042368
Good to know I don't even qualify to be remembered.

>>16042368

I did unfortunately.

>>16042371

I come and go.

>>16042373
Chowders too then

>>16042375
I could make an imgur album for all the Automaton art if you want.

>>16042384

I'd appreciate it.

Pudge is the hip thing now. NEET Monster Girls everywhere are having their dreams come true.

How can muscular and fit Monster Girls avoid a crisis?

>>16042330
Yeah, but she really wants to have a soft bouncy chest and no amount of compliments to her abs or her rear will change that.
Sometimes she drinks Holstaur milk to try and get tits, but it hasn't done anything for her yet.
She's getting desperate enough to ask her personal slaveboy, who she will never refer to as cute no matter how much she thinks it, to massage her breasts.

>>16042387
By following in the pudge and NEET lifestyleJust kidding. All girls of all body types should be respected and loved

>>16042380
Too late, hot plate.

>>16042387
I want to have a threesome with a chubby monster and a tight toned monster

>>16042394
>Holst milk
Hmmm, she must be suffering from a rare syndrome where it all goes to her rear.

>>16042402
You, you are good.

>>16042386
http://imgur.com/a/a4vaE
Alright, here you go.

>>16042387
>NEET Monster Girls everywhere are having their dreams come true.
Great, now I want to see a pudgy NEET succubus' eyes go all starry when I hug her during sex.

>>16042387

Can you imagine how smug pudgy girls are now? They didn't even do anything and now there are some boys fawning over them.
I want to be stolen from a chubby girl by a big muscular one that makes me smell her and lick her sweat after training.

>>16042409
Shit, there's an image I forgot to add to the album.

>>16042409

Bless you.
Have a Lich in return.

>>16042409
>Chowder isn't in there.

Heh.

>>16042419
I didn't save his Automaton images when I should have.

>>16042406
No matter how much she drinks, it all just goes to her firm yet soft ass. She might even get desperate enough to jack you off and rub your semen on her washboard chest in the hopes that your spirit energy might make her bustier.

>>16042414
>spoiler

The finest thing in life.

>>16042419
Whelp. Guess it's time to leave for greeber pastures.

>>16042428
Don't worry buddy, I'm sure a nice sexy Wisp will take you as her husbando.

>>16042387
They start the emergency plan "Black List"

If a man dare say anywhere, whether that's on the net, on the phone, out loud, etc... That he likes pudgy monster girls, he ends up registered on the list
All men on the list get sent a highly trained rape squad of /fit/ monster girls compromised of a Hellhound, a Dragon, an Oni and a wild card

Unhealthy lifestyles won't prevail

>>16042433
I'd rather have Charon.

Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx10MYrh4MY

>>16042425
A shame.

Some one needs to teach the muscle pharoah that the ass is just as important as the chest!

Two parts of the same whole!

>>16042417
Why do I have an urge to sit a lich on my lap?

>>16042417
No problem

>>16042443
Their fat Lich butts.

>>16042436
You think that's scary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pBBLN0w7NY

Welcome to my ten year old self's nightmares.

>>16042414
Pudgy NEETs don't even need to try anymore. Male food servants just flock to them.

I want to bully a pudgy girl by cumming on her food I bring her. Would she not take it as bullying and look me straight in my eyes as she eats it?

>>16042434
I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls.

The more I say the quicker they would come right? I hope they wash my dirty mouth with their saliva and sweat.

>>16042451
I-It's not that fat!

>>16042439
No matter what you do, she's always going to want something there anon. She's worried she won't be able to provide for her child that she wants to have with someone who definitely isn't you what are you talking about?

>>16042436
>>16042452

I love both of these shows so much. It'd be comfy to watch them with a ghost girl. Her pouting about the portrayal of ghosts in the media would be cute.

>>16042443

You will never get a lapdance from a Lich. Sadfrog.jpg

>>16042434
>All men on the list get sent a highly trained rape squad of /fit/ monster girls compromised of a Hellhound, a Dragon, an Oni and a wild card

I need this. Oh god I need this.

>>16042460
Well.
There is still one option, although it is dangerous.

If groping and regular holst milk won't work then we must find the milk of the legendary megaholst.

Strong lactation and a huge bust are practically guaranteed that that point!

Still, the pudgy anubis may feel her position as queen of the chesty is in danger.

She may try something keep her position.

can jabberwocks get pudgy if you feed them enought with special candy?

>>16042434
I think it'd be pretty hard for them to rape me while I'm sandwiched between two pudgy Cheshrires and I'm balls deep in one of them.

>>16042458
>>16042467
I feel like the Black List would probably be abused heavily looking at these posts.

>>16042387
perfect for me, now there are plenty of desperate fit girls for me to choose from.

Has the HQ Apophis been posted yet?

>>16042477
Each mouth will want a piece

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...Experimenting with the Lich.

>>16042477
Pudgy jabberwock's are just proof that love is actually worth living.

>>16042490
This is a blue board, anon.

>>16042459
It's big and soft to touch!

>>16042477
Pudgy jabberwock's are just proof that life is actually worth living.

>>16042482
They probably wouldn't be able to do anything because Anons keep abusing the Black list.

I would go around all places saying that I love pudgy girls. It would be quite funny to see one coming towards me thinking she has a chance and I suddenly brush her off saying that I'm looking for the fit ones.

>>16042471
Megaholst milk is a bit of a huge jump isn't it? Maybe just start with Hathor Milk?
And I don't think that the Anubis would be threatened by her friend getting tits. It's not like she's trying to become the monstergirl equivalent of Hitomi Tanaka after all.

>>16042487
Nope. Bless you anon.

Wait. Whats the druella story at the end of fallen brides about?

>>16042482
>I feel like the Black List would probably be abused heavily looking at these posts.

Looks like pudge will prevail, at least the rape squads might find themselves nice husbands in the process

>>16042487
Not yet
Thank you anon, now we can look at the overweight snake in HD

>>16042436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEibQCsf998

>>16042505
What's up with the sudden pudge love anyway? It started slow with the Anubi ones but now it's spreading really quickly.

>>16042075

>>16042507
Oh boy, Undead theater!

>>16042501
Maybe, but hathor milk will hide her abs and send her rear into a scale that is truely monumental.

We may need to get her a new throne!

As for pudgy anubis, she'll be worried because her friend will have tits AND an ass that can't be matched on top of muscles!

How could a pudgy, large chested schedule dog compete with that?

>>16042490
What is that lich pouring on that poor man's little friend?

>>16042516
That's where you fight the succubus in that game too

She can drain your health by kissing you

>>16042500
That's mean anon.

>>16042522

Desentizing potion. Can't have him finishing before she's done experimenting.

>>16042522
Lots of science lube, gonna be a long night.

>>16042514
Pudgy girls are cute, that's why.

>>16042519
That anubis doesn't have to worry about competing with the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh already has her heart set on her personal slave who tends to her every day, even if she won't admit it.

>>16042525
Ah! She'll steal men's first kisses!

I want to dedicate a day of the month where I cater to a Kikimora's needs.

>>16042514
No clue
Thicc girls have always been popular tho

>>16042531
>Pudgy desert girls

I hate it so much.

>>16042531
But anon, Anubis-chan has her heart set on the same servant!

It's a nightmare where childhood friends are fighting for the love of the same man!

>>16042540
Why? You basically just described heaven.

>>16042515
God I want to impregnate that kiki so fucking lovingly.

seductive monsters > rapist monsters > submissive monsters

>>16042522
Special "zero friction fluid"

>>16042544
Then she just has to tell the Pharaoh that and she'll let her oldest friend marry the servant too. She's the Pharaoh, she can do what she pleases.

>>16042549
I agree with this

>>16042546
I know Pharaoh and Anubis have slaves and all of that but seeing them as fat monsters that only eat and sit all day is just dumb. And what makes it worst is that Anons destroy their good looking, curvy frames by pretending to be their slaves when what they really want is to stuff them with food just to fill their desires.

Thank god Apophis isn't affected by this. The best desert girl should stay away from those fat sluts.

>>16042559
Ending up with a large reared, muscled wife and a pudgy, large chested wife?
Truely this man will live like a king.

Remove pudge.

>>16042582

I'll remove you.

>>16042575
Oh anon, that is the fate of all queens!
To be pampered by servants and lay about is their dream!
and all that pudge makes them easier to tease.

>>16042549
Seductive rapists are the best though.

>>16042575
There's no need to be mean now. All the desert girls can get along. Maybe Pharoah can invite Anubis and the Grapesnake around for a tea party? Oh what fun that would be.

>>16042575
>Fat
Not fat anon. Pudgy. There's a big difference.
And the Pharaoh's muscular.

>>16042576
He'll be showered with affection and father many daughterus who go on to become amazing rulers in their own right.
But only when the Pharaoh can get a chest fit for breastfeeding so she can be confident enough to make him her husband.

>>16042549
Excellent taste. Seductive monsters are definitely the best type.
Given how oblivious I am, however, I feel they would transition into the rapist-type quickly.

>>16042601
>Not fat anon. Pudgy. There's a big difference.
t.fatfag desperate to justify being fat

>>16042600
Only if the Grapesnake poisons the tea and sets Pharaoh and Anubis right.

>>16042592
I swear to god if I even became the servant of a girl like that I would give her a diet where she would be really healthy. I would hide all the junk food and only give it to her in special occasions.

>>16042515
Now that's a lovely crowdog.

Reach out, anons. I'm sure if we all try our hardest and believe an awful lot, the barriers will break.

>>16042617
Why not become like Hal, and inject bacon greese into their cookies?

>>16042621
I'm pretty sure we'd develope reality marbles before then.

>>16042625
I would give the cookies to homeless children and have her eat all the vegetables.

>>16042621
Oh yeah, I finally had sex with a monster girl in my dreams. Being able to control them a little bit is really convenient.

>>16042617
I guess this just proves that the Apophis can't get along and is he problem. What about a sleep over? Everyone like a sleep over.

>>16042645
Oh yes, a sleep over would be really nice. Snakes go hunting inthe night and their bodies would be pretty defenseless. At this point I want to set the desert right more than a Apophis.

>>16042621
USELESS LUMPS OF FAT

>>16042656
Oh come on anon. Can't they all just be friends? Why don't they stop this silly little beef they have with each other?

>>16042644
Lucid dreaming, huh? I kind of started every guy in my class with that habit during middle-school, they were so hyped.
Not all of them got it right though.

>>16042666
They're friendly after the Pharaoh gets graped

at least in the extra info

>>16042617
> Hide all her candy and junk food
> Get publicly executed for high treason

>>16042666
Yeah right Satan. Apophis should stop hesitating and strike those fat cunts already so the desert could finally become a magnificent place filled with beautiful women ready to rule the sands.

>>16042687
Bitch I'm hiding those candies harder than Roger did with the one piece. And I'm not leaving any hints.

>>16042693
You don't want to do that anon. She'll... throw a tantrum

>>16042693
Roger actually did a shit job about hiding anything since EVERYONE KNOWS ONE PIECE IS ON RAFTEL.

>>16042693
No no anon. We can all live in harmony once the girls have a husbando. It's the lack of male penis. It's messing with their brains. Making them turn on each other.

>>16042706
It's there but no one knows how to get there except Roger.

>There is an island someone in the One Piece world that is full of monstergirls

>>16042673
It's not really lucid dreaming. When I wake up after a good night of rest and go back to sleep for one more hour I can kinda start the dream however I want but I can't really control it.
So this means I can only do it in weekends where I don't go to work.

>>16042693
> She kills you anyways
> The secret location of her candy stash goes with you
> Promises unlimited riches beyond your wildest imaginations if you can find it
> Hundreds of adventurers search for the candy stash like it's the Holy Grail
> Hundreds of years later, even after all the candy has long since rotted away, people are still looking for it
I like this idea

>>16042601
Time for naizuri and teaching pharoah that even a small chest can feed the kids!

>>16042719
somewhere*

>>16042701
So be it. Tantrums aren't going to bring her candies back, but if she behaves and eats all the vegetables she might get a reward.

>>16042733
But she'll cry on the floor screaming about how it's unfair. Can you actually tame that? And she hates her veggies! They're BLUEH! DISGUSTING!

>>16042443
Because they're highly sexual kuuderes. Everything about the lich makes you want to sit her in your lap and to toy with her body.

Which monstergirl makes the best chefs?

>>16042719
Fishman Island and the Mermaids not enough for you?

>>16042744
Multi-arm Manticores.

>>16042744
Goats

>>16042744
Demon.

She adds her "special" sauce to a lot of things.

>>16042744
Among the undead, Ghouls.
Their sensitive tongues mean they're great at making flavorful food.

>>16042739
Life is unfair. At max I would let her eat one candy of her choice as a way of saying goodbye to the past.

>>16042749
>haha! It's so small.jpg

>>16042758
That's disgusting.

>>16042744
Unagi Joro and Troll

I want to tell a monster I've masturbated to them before.

>>16042764
>not making that smug goat squirt all over the place with just your hands

>>16042772
>Not wanting cookies made with Demon Onee-san's love.
You're boring.

>>16042774
>"Oh, then I should do this with my hand first."

>Basilisk puts you on a chastity belt as a punishment for taking off her mask
>She got plenty of patience and will wait until you are desperate
>At that moment she will coil herself around you, using her arousal venom to make it even worse and not letting you fight back
>She spends the whole night milking your endless dam until her womb cant take more
>Wake up snuggling close together as she stares at you with her gorgeous eyes and strokes her love filled belly
>>take my mask again and we will need a bigger house~

>>16042783
I may be boring but at least I eat normal food.

>>16042749
Do you think a baphomet or a satyros would give you a weird look if you had goat milk or goat cheese in your fridge?

>>16042792
>I may be gay*. But atleast I eat normal food

Fixed that for you.

>>16042796
Depending on your relationship with them, they might ask why you're buying store bought instead of making it at home

>>16042744
Dragons.

>>16042800
Now you're just acting childish.

>>16042784
God tier.

Pudgy wocks

>>16042806
Hey man. Your the one who doesn't want an Onee-sans love mixed into your cookies. Would you prefer a Titania's sauce instead?

>>16042774
That could either be a bully tactic or an invitation for rape depending on the monster.

>>16042809
Are for teasing and belly squeezing

>>16042810
No, I don't want any monster doing that kind of thing to my food.

I want to eat a meal and not have to worry about if the monster girl who made it put their bodily fluids into my food.

>>16042809
Are for accidentally calling Onee-chan

>>16042805
I want to eat a dragon's charcoal!

>>16042825
That doesn't sound healthy at all anon.

>>16042744
Holstaurs.

>>16042744
Wendigos

>>16042825
I forgot to write (eatable)

Good news, anon! A buddy of yours has set you up on a blind date. What? You didn't ask for one? Oh, hush. Just enjoy it. At best you'll find your soul mate. At worst you'll have to spend an evening with a lady you'll never speak with again. Chill out. You're scheduled to meet your date at this nice sit-down restaurant. A cozy place, y'know? High-quality but casual.

The first of these spoilers you scroll over is your blind date. No backsies.

Your date is a gentle, friendly Holstaurus. She comes in wearing a charming sundress and a pair of heavy clogs. She's a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt. A vegetarian, she orders a veggie burger with mild sauce, sweet potato fries, and a lemonade. She's pleasant, but very sensitive and seems uncomfortable around vulgarity or serious discussion. Her hobbies include gardening and playing the ukulele. She enthusiastically invites you to her next 'concert' to be performed in the alley behind her loft apartment.

Your date is a friendly, casual Orc. Of the green-skinned/muscular variety, not the pig variety. She comes in wearing a pair of dirty jeans and a graphic tee reading 'I give 500 XP'. She quickly reveals herself as a huge nerd, favoring tabletop gaming, sci-fi, and high fantasy. She orders two servings of chili-cheese fries with extra onions and a double bacon burger. She spends half of the date stuffing her face and the other half talking about the horror films she's seen recently.

Your date is a distant, stoic zombie with an apparent music fetish. She has a mostly average figure but a very pretty face with large eyes (and deep dark bags underneath them). She describes herself as an aspiring musician and keeps a pair of studio-quality headphones around her neck. She listens to obscure vaporwave music during your date and removes her headphones only when you open your mouth to speak, constantly distracted. She orders breakfast for lunch. Though constantly occupied with her headphones, she removes them every time you seem distracted and asks if there's something wrong or if you've been offended by her.

How do you fare?

>>16042515
Pudgy, big hipped kikis are for surprise, over the counter anal.

>>16042844
>decided to leave it to fate and roll a d3
>get 1
Fat butt gentle cow huh. I fare incredibly.

>>16042844
> Girl #3
Everything went better than expected

>>16042844
>3rd

I would be slightly offended by her using a headphone all of the time but I would at least try to be friends. Maybe I could even show her some of my skills.

>>16042844
>zombie

I have some expensive headphones too. This might work

Can I keep having sex with her so she gets upgraded to a wight?

>>16042818
Hm. Well I guess there is just the board for you. >>>/lgbt/

>>16042866
She's the kind of person who would refuse to become a Wight even if she was given the opportunity. Being low-fi is part of her aesthetic and she revels in being 'common'. The kinda girl who would spend money in order to make it seem like she has less money.

How do you decrease the smugness from vampires?

>>16042844
Gimme the orc.

>>16042844
Whats a vaporwave? Isn't that what my microwave gives off to heat my food?

>>16042844
#1

I'm pretty sure being flat chested is impossible for her species.

>>16042876
Be smug and keep taking pics of her with flashes. If she rapes and you lose your smug that means you are a weakling.

>>16042844
I'll take the orc.

Also:
>Holstaurus
>flat-chested
Now listen here you little shit.

>>16042852
Their swollen breasts may start to leak milk if you do that.

>>16042885
>>16042882

It's considered a medical condition for her species. She can't help it. Be nice.

>>16042876
Smother yourself in garlic butter, put on a cape while nude, and declare that you are Alexander the Great as you charge at her with the intent of raping her.
If she's still smug as you blast her colen with your mighty army, try doing a warcry.

>>16042876
Defeat her in 1 on 1 combat. Obviously you stand no chance in a "fair" fight so pack some tricks in your bag.
Get some garlic from the farmers market, stop by your local church and stock up on holy water, etc.
Some might call it cheap but when you're standing tall as the victor, she'll have no strength left for smugness.
And that's just the beginning. Follow up with some "reconditioning" to really settle things.

>>16042891
Surely I can do something to help her.

>>16042875
I remembered seeing a wight in a pretty common bedroom. She was pretty thicc too IIRC.

>>16042844
I'll go for the Orc. Not a big fan of orcs. But seems a better option than Holstaurus (never been too fond of their design, milk probably tastes nice though) and a /mu/ zombie (never been too fond of music as a hobby. But vapourwave is cool)

Only problem I have with the Orc being I'm quite a little pussy when it comes to horror movies

>>16042900
>>16042902
>garlic
Have fun gettting raped

>>16042844
Green orc master race porc peasants need not apply.

>>16042844
>Stuck with a flat-chested cow that won't even eat meat
I'd rather you just stick a fucking knife in my chest

>>16042944
Porcs need to be slaughtered and eaten.

>>16042844
>'s a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt
Perfect. Relatively normal vegan girls are few and far between

>>16042939
Not if I rape her first!

>>16042876
Tell her her holy land isn't worth crusading for, then go conquer one of those purely smiling apsaras instead and claim the gift of eternal life.
A houri would be fine too.Deus vult.

Do wockfags ever fell uncomfortable about her "little friends" she has? They're very off putting for me. I'd always be afraid one would bite me.

>>16042844
>She's a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt
She's getting a breast expansion potion whether she likes it or not.

>>16042982
Do they move on their own?

>>16042992
Flat holsts need love too! Don't force something like that on her!

>>16043003
They look like they do. But I've seen them be helpful like handing her alcohol in some art which would make me think she has some control over them? (Please don't hang me for taking art as canon)

>>16043012
A flat Holst isn't a Holst.

I want to go to a gym in MGC and make no attempt to hide my staring at butts jiggling on treadmills!

No bully!

>>16042982
They're part of her that she has full control over. Mostly used for helping remove clothes, foreplay and cleaning up bodily fluids after sex.

>>16043047
Anon. You'll be thrown out and a lawsuit will be filed against you.

>>16043052
But they look so scary and strange. Holy shit I never thought of this. Do they talk? Or atleast do they make noises?

>>16043054
I'll stare at the judge and prosecutor's cleavage and butts then!

>>16043049
If Dhampirs were on their mom's side I'd actually like them.

>>16043059
B-But you can't do that!

>>16042844
That actually sounds like a nice zombie, even if she doesn't like herself all that much.

>>16043061
Not all Dhampirs loathe their mom I bet.

I want my lizardman girl to dress up as a grim reaper for halloween!

What if monsters crossed over into our world and things where way different than their world?
>portal opens up in your room, nearly scaring the shit out of you until you see a monstergirl step out
>"Fufu, so this is the other world. Ah, looks like I find my first boy toy of this dimension. How about I get you ready to play."
>her eyes flash, and then... nothing
>"Huh, so that's not enough, eh? I didn't want to turn you into a mindless slut just yet, but let's see you take my full power charm spell."
>a pink beam shoots from her outstretched hand, hitting you in the chest
>it only gets you to half-mast
>"Agh, fine. Not like I need magic to rape you anyway. I can still overpower a lowly human like you."
>she pushes you down and tears off your pants, which turns you on enough to reach full erection
>her jaw drops. turns out the average penis size in this world if far larger than what's normal in her world
>her confidence waivers a bit, but she's still certain she can break you with her pussy
>you two start fucking, and it soon becomes obvious that the experience is different for both of you
>you feel pretty good, but you're not coming instantly like MGE seemed to imply
>meanwhile, she's afraid your girth might tear her in half, but she can't stop her hips from moving
>you finally come, and she passes out, her eyes rolled back and tongue hanging out
>seems your spirit energy is more potent than that of the boys back home

>>16043096
>Succubus finds that her magic isn't as potent in this world.
This is my fetish.
How would she react to waking up with me cuddling her?

>>16042876
With stuff.

>>16043082
They only hate vampires that treat their servants (especially her dad) like trash.

>>16043103
That must be a gross misinterpretation on their part. Vampires are olev.

>>16042876
Lactation potion.

>>16043096
Damn, I wouldn't mind fucking the brains out of a succubus.

>>16043096
Honestly?
I'd go back over to their world. I'm into tender femdom and things sound more lewd over there

>>16043103
Vampires don't do such thing. It's Dhampir propaganda.

>>16043108
>You'll never break a haughty vampire by tricking her into drinking lactation potion then sucking on her huge tits while dicking her.

>>16043110
>"W-wait, that's too much! Human, that's too much! You're flooding me! I'm gonna go crazy!"

>>16043096
>Average penis in this world is far larger than in her world
"Let me introduce you to my role models"
>Pull out VHS tapes and DVDs
>Start with early career Ron Jeremy and progress to current generation hardcore and camgirls
>She's floored, scared, and aroused
>The first thing she says when she gets her voice back is "Go back to that xth one, I saw something I wanna try."
>After a few months acclimating to our world's standards, she returns to hers as a GOD with you in tow.

>>16043096
>All the males of her world are bishounen or shotas.
>Freaks the fuck out the first time she sees chest hair, broad shoulders or a beard.

Tomorrow is the night Draculina and her mamono army rises from the dark! It's up to you and her Daughter Alicard to stop Draculina and her army from enslaving all the men! With the Family Whip passed on every generation you ready to show Draculina who's of the boss?

>What a horrible night to have a curse.

>>16043064
They can't stop me! I might even have sexual fantasies about bending the tanuki judge over and screwing her on the bench!

>>16043132
That sounds like the start of a Dhampir's favorite CYOA porno.
Just change the roles around so it's a Dhampir and her heroic childhood friend.

>>16043106
>>16043125
Vampires are rude.

>>16043132
>"defeating" mamono Draculina sends your way while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YypeBZ3w39Q

I would

>>16043127
I'd definitely full up a Succubus. Watching her little little belly buldge abit when you cumflate her.

>>16043130
In that case it'd be a paradise for those martial arts monstergirls and slamanders/lizardmen.

They'd probably ahegao just because you could lift a two hander

>>16043130
>she's initially disgusted, but once you embrace her, she starts to like how rugged your manly body is

>>16043132
Draculina>Vampires>Dhampirs

is this accurate of their ranks?

>>16043135
I guess the officers and the court wouldn't stop you. They are seeing a free show and the Tanuki is getting some dick. Seeing her flustered face and moans after each thrust while facing the jury.

>>16043096
>Pharaoh's face when, for the first time in her millennia-long existence, she hears: "No thanks, I'm good."

>>16043148
And while she's laying there in your living room, sweaty and twitching, would you pick her up and princess carry her to your bed?
I can guarantee you that'll get her heart racing when she wakes up and sees you sleeping next to her.

>>16043150
>two hander

Those are lighter than you think (3-4kg)

http://www.thearma.org/essays/2HGS.html

A maul on the other hand...

>>16043155
You Apophis fags are so mean. Why don't you go live in a cave with your Grapesnake and stop bullying?

>>16043132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2PfHWMxaAo

>Be married to Draculina
>Wake up on Halloween outside of the castle, dressed up in the same outfit you wore when you first met her
>Even your fucking home's gotten into the mood, mist everywhere and the moon hanging low
>Your Dhampir daughter can barely contain her Electra complex when she's fighting alongside you against various servants such as Skeletons, Sahaugins, Succubi, you name it
>Finally get to the throne room
>Wife is sitting there on her throne wearing the same outfit she had when you defeated her all those years ago
>Does her whole 'What a terrible night to have a curse' schpiel, as well as mentioning 'bloody tears'
>Bring out the whip and start aiming at her clothes, disrobing her. Every time you strike her, her face gets more and more flushed until she's blushing like a virgin schoolgirl on her throne
"C-Curse you, Belmont!"
>TFW breaking a bottle of Holy Water/Berserker Mushroom extract and showing her how a real Belmont uses an Item Crash. All. Night. Long.

>>16043167
This sounds like the best Halloween ever

>>16043158
I would cuddle her and take responsibility if something does happen.

>>16043165
But... but... I'm not an Apophis-fag...

>>16043148
cumflating monster girls is my fetish

now i am sad again,dam it

be right back,gotta daydream about cumflating a dragon girl so much that she gets heart shaped pupils

>>16043132
Wouldn't the daughter be Anilucard?

>>16043167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMMIdnJnQ5Q
We Thrashard in the Cave now.

>>16043172
It isn't often that a human man makes Succubus stutter and blush in her world.
Be honored that you get to see her at her most adorable.

>>16043178
You can't say shit like that anon I've already jerked off twice today

>>16043155
>Confusion and insta-flooded panties.

>>16043178
>great taste in not only fetish but monster girl

New girl next weekend I guess? Or hopefully tomorrow since we got the Phantom on a Monday.

>>16043183
>implying
Don't monster girls cum tens of times just from JAMMIN IT IN in mge?

>>16043178
>Spoiler

I'm >>16042644 and my dream was kinda like that. It's quite funny how you mention it.

>>16043198
KC is doing 1 girls per month now, m8. At least the gap between redcap and phantom is 1 month. He probably just doing it on random schedule

>>16043202
I'm talking about this specific idea of monstergirls coming here and finding out that humans on our side have better sexual stamina than them.

>>16043208
Kinda. It looks like one every two weeks, but he alternates between completely new girl and one of the new girls from encyclopedia 2. So next week will be ice queen then two weeks later someone new then two weeks after that another from encyclopedia 2 and so on.
Unless of course someone decides to leak those profiles early. That'd be nice

>>16043096
>manticore venom still somehow unchanged
>men who got hit becomes literal rape machines

Low as fuck on paper, so I need pne idea for a doodle.
Preferably not Alp's steelim or Phantom.

>>16043203
It's not nice to lie on the internet, Anon.

>>16043185
>dragonfu keeps milking you dry because your parts are HER property and it cant go to waste
>low growls and moans every time she extracts more into her womb because she is uncomfortable from the fullness
>dragon pride and greed wont make her stop until she gets tired or you are completely dry for the day

>then she pulls a potion from under the bed for round 2

>>16043096
Eh. Nah.

>>16043228
A lani pic that'd be fitting for >>16034698 if there isn't one already, at least until a full one of the same quality pops up

Most likely Lani Victoria and Selene will remain as the unfortune full-HD-color-art-less trio

>>16043218
Gremlin fucking when

>>16043228
>Calling out Alp
Alp hasn't done anything wrong for at least a week now. Unlike his counter part Shoggocks.

>>16043235
I want to become a little cum cow for a dragon. I want her to milk me until it hurts.

>>16043242
Where are these gyate gyate MGE girls coming from godammit.

>>16043257
It's this one lich who keeps loosing focus of her work.

>>16043242
I dont have the order on me. All i know is dark mage is 6 so its going to be like twenty fucking weeks before she gets out and life isnt fair.

>>16043257
I don't know, but I want more.

>>16043257
keep coming from*

>>16043240
Good god, I don't have the skill to make something fitting for one of those.
>just do another portrait like with Wisp!
I-It's too much!

>>16043266
here is a rare one

>>16043277
God please, no more trash tier oc lilims.

Do something fluffy like weresheep or mothman.

>>16043230
It's true though The dream was rather long and the only part with monster girls was the end that went like this:

>Dragon is wrecking shit all around and I"m sent to defeat her
>As soon as I get there she pins me down and starts riding me pretty roughly
>She keeps getting rougher, at one point I'm already begging for her to release me
>She is drooling like crazy, more than a Deviljho drools when it sees meat
>She starts shoving down her hips more violently and faster
>Both me and her are a panting and moaning, I'malso covered in her drool
>She does one push so hard I penetrate her cervix
>At this point she ahegaos and starts shivering like crazy, the ground beneath us starts cracking when she tries to hold it with her claws
>She slumps down on top of me and neither of us can move
>I didn't cum

It was pretty great.

>>16043277
Although Lani liking sweets could fit with Gluttony.

>>16043132
So how would being Soma work? Reincarnation of Draculina's first husband? Fucking mamono to gain souls to use?

Faggots you'll meet.
>Jealous faggot who gets mad knowing you are the reincarnated husband.

>Faggot you meet copies your power of dominance and starts raping girls. You kill him after he tries to show off how much of a faggot he is.

>Fire Fag who doesn't care about his Agni Girl using her only for powers and not love.

>>16043283
>no more
Reverse psychology, eh?

>>16041960
It's on the backburner while I update another story. I've got a roadmap though.

01. Ice Queen ----- NOV 5
02. NEW ------------ NOV 19
03. Griffin ------------ DEC 3
04. NEW ------------- DEC 17
05. Trumpart -------- DEC 31
06. NEW ------------- JAN 14
07. Atlach Nacha -- JAN 28
08. NEW -------------- FEB 11
09. Dark Mage ------ FEB 25
10. NEW -------------- MAR 11
11. Zombie Dragon - MAR 25
12. NEW --------------- APR 8
13. Automaton ------- APR 22
14. NEW --------------- MAY 6
15. Gremlin ----------- May 20
16. NEW --------------- JUN 3
17. Kamaitachi ------ JUN 17
18. NEW --------------- JUL 1
19. Ochimusha ------ JUL 15
20. NEW --------------- JUL 29
21. Nurarihyon ------- AUG 12

Give or take a couple days each since KC can't stick to a schedule. This is also assuming he's alternating new girls EVERY other two weeks, which probably isn't the case. This is also assuming he won't release more than one during, like, new years or something. Which desu probably is the case.