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Clownpiece was waiting for you to come home!

>> No.16038718

>>16038711
You can't fool me. I don't leave the house.

>> No.16038872
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>>16038711
She's already in the appropriate throatfucking position!
Clownpiece is such a good fairy onahole!

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>>16038872
Then I want her to wait for me like this!

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burgers where

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>>16038973
Clownpiece's cunny!

>> No.16047229

>>16038711
To the moon? How do I get there

>> No.16047238
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16047238

Tickle, slide finger down spine, or rub shoulders?

>> No.16047265

>>16047238

Cuddle

>> No.16048234

>>16047238
Ask where her wings are.

>> No.16048241

Why the fuck did she break into my home? I'm calling the police

>> No.16048248

>>16048241
>Calling the police
Exercise your American right and just shoot her.

>> No.16048257
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>>16048248
I live in Slavlands, and that makes it make even less sense for her to break into my house

>> No.16049852
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>>16048257
sometimes i feel like secretly half the posters on jaypee are russian.

maybe that's why there are so many unintelligent op posts - we just don't know how to spell properly; therefore "youmu is a girl!" kind of threads.

>> No.16049863

>>16049852
Please do not assume the stupidity of others.
Everyone has a piece of the divine spark.

>> No.16049992

>>16047238
If it had her wings this pic would be perfect

>> No.16050113

>>16049863
that is besides the point.

>> No.16050124

>>16038711
>tfw my only friends are fictional

>> No.16051336 [DELETED] 
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>>16050124
I'll be your friend.

>> No.16051516

>>16038711
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I TAKE THAT FLAME OF YOURS AND TURN YOUR FACE INTO CHARCOAL!

>> No.16051528 [DELETED] 
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>>16051516
You stared into her torch, didn't you?

>> No.16051544

>>16051336
ok thanks anon

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>> No.16051641

>>16051528
NO I JUST SAW SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE THAT I DO NOT APPROVE OF! NAMELY A YOUKAI!

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>>16051336
But we're all friends, here on /jp/

>> No.16056898

nothing like a good ol' american loli pussy

>> No.16056915

There are too many blonde fairies now.
Three blondes, one black, one red, one green, one blue.

>> No.16057127

>>16051641
Clownpiece will help you get rid of it!

>> No.16067262

>>16051637
get rid of this

>> No.16070468

>>16067262
Looks like he's already in the process.

>> No.16078101

>>16038718
underrated post

>> No.16082992
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i want to sniff clownpiece's clowniest spot!

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>>16082992
Big fat clown butt sitting on my face!

>> No.16083418 [DELETED] 

I voted!
Praise me!

>> No.16083823
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Well, it's all come to a close, ladies and gents.

Time to celebrate our quadannual exercise in coordinated regret by posting Patriotic Fairies.

>> No.16083841

>>16083418
Good job, anon!
I'm very proud of you!

>> No.16083847
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>>16083386
Junko pls.

>> No.16083849 [DELETED] 

>>16083418
I voted for Johnson

>>16083823
I never actually thought that we would elect the madman so I'm trying to wrap my head around exactly how shitty a president he'll be.

I mean, we already had a retard in the WH from 2000-2008 and all we got out of that was a bunch of dead soldiers and a smoldering economy. I wonder if things can get any worse

>> No.16083880

>>16083849
>spoiler
Me too!

>> No.16083943 [DELETED] 

>>16083849
>>16083880
Why would you vote for him?
You may as well have voted for Reimu since it's pretty much the same thing.

>> No.16083968 [DELETED] 

>>16083943
Why would I vote for anyone? A single vote means literally nothing in terms of swaying the election and I detested both candidates

>> No.16083979
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Clownpiece is a cute little boy.

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>>16083979
You might be on to something.

>> No.16084010

>>16083841
Thanks!

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>>16083979
Clownpiece sure is handsome! I'd love for him to be in our band, but he'd probably steal all the girls!

>> No.16084509

>>16083979
I'm not gay or anything, but I'd suck his dick.

>> No.16084536

>>16084048
Left looks like Alice in drag.

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>>16083979

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>>16084542

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>>16038711
Clownpiece was waiting to make America great again!

>> No.16085073

CP stands for cervix penetration.

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