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The Alabaster Demon approaches.

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>> No.15993922
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>>15993916
Hmm?

>> No.15993924

Maids are olev

>> No.15993926

>>15993916
>MOEAGARE
MOEAGARE
MOEAGARE
MOAGARE GUNDAMU~

>> No.15993930
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Dark elves are for tying you up and dominating your heart.

>> No.15993935
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Why is she so smug?

>> No.15993942

>>15993935
The heater is broken and it won't be fixed until next thursday.

>> No.15993944

>>15993935
She looks like she's not wearing anything below the waist, but it's actually a pantyhose, and she knows all the guys will go crazy.

>> No.15993947

>>15993926
I want more Automatons.

>> No.15993962

>>15993916
Never let your Automaton Roomba do an auto clean if you have a dog in the house...

By all that is decent, IT gets everywhere, and then she sits down with a green glowing light like she's proud of herself.

>> No.15993972

>>15993947
They say anyone who lays eyes on an Automaton will cum.

>> No.15993975

>>15993942
She's the one who broke it, there's white fur clogging it up!

>> No.15993981
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15993981

How are Shoggoths with children?

>> No.15993982

>>15993975
I remember when a Yeti did that to our apartment's heater to try and get the one she had her eyes on. Many were pissed off. The Lamia family especially, they wanted to rip said Yeti limb from limb after they found out that she did that.

>> No.15993983
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15993988

>>15993981
Spoopy, but they can create objects like toys from their own mass.

>> No.15993991

>>15993981
Their nursery rhymes would be sung in odors and colors beyond the human senses.

>> No.15993999

>>15993962
>You will never see a Kobold loli ride on a maid Automatons shoulders

>> No.15994017

>>15993935
She has a big butt and she knows it.

>> No.15994029

>>15993947
I wonder if a house of Zeon Automatons would be rivals with a house of Federation Automatons.
To be childhood friends with Gundam-Chan and the one red Zaku-II girl would be interesting.

>> No.15994040
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15994040

Im doing few tests before starting Wockfag comission, trying to replicate KC style. Its incomplete but oh well, have the first test, feedback would be appreciated. If I manage to get it right, that means semi-official MGE nudes, oh boy.

>> No.15994042

>>15994040
Oh boy, i that you Loen?

>> No.15994043

>>15993930
How romantic. Too bad MGE dark elves just ain't my type.
I gotta admit there's something hot about being tied up and helpless against her, though.

>> No.15994046

>>15994042
is that you*

>> No.15994050

>>15994042
Yes, hello anon. Also just finished this like an hour ago if people are interested >>>/i/483332

>> No.15994055

>>15994050
Nice to see you too Loen. Your emulation of KCs style is pretty lovely on top of being a mix of your own.
Will you ever draw an Automaton
>>>/i/483332
I like that spider pussy.

>> No.15994062

>>15994055
Also, I forgot to add that I really dig the lines you used for that Lala image. It harkens back to the lines Mono used for his Wight "hand" job image.

>> No.15994079
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>>15993981
They're great, although they go overboard with surveillance
You don't need to watch over a kid sleep all night long

>>15993988
>from their own mass.
I read that as from their own ass, that'd be lewd

>>15994040
I was about to say make the jaw less pointy but after double checking it seems KC draws them that way too
Maybe looking at some making-off can help you? You also have the HD profiles

>> No.15994088

I need a decent last-name for my MC, let's hear some suggestions.

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>>15994079
Not like there's anything wrong with fat-bottomed Shogs, right?

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>>15994040
Good luck Loen. I know you can make something phenomenal. Only thing to say on that picture is the lip looks a bit too plump then KC would draw, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Can't wait to see what you'll make.

Also hope to see more cute chibi Monster Girls in the future. And cuddle cat. And that dullahan OC of yours. And just more Monster Girl art in general.

>> No.15994106

>>15994088
julian

>> No.15994111

>>15994106
Jake Julian. That's a comic book -tier name.

>> No.15994115

>>15994088
Ward

>> No.15994116

>>15994055
Thanks anon.
>being a mix of your own
That was unintentional, seems I still need to practice it.
>automaton
I love the design, would love to draw one, actually, I have an idea in mind, but I need to know what is better, for her to recharge through a cable or rewind with a key.

>>15994079
>You also have the HD profiles
Only achieved the look-alike thanks to those, they were a life saver. It was interesting to study KC, now that I can somewhat replicate it, I can do delicious giant brown sketches after Wockfag answer some ofm y questions.
>>15994105
Nice catch, writing it down so I dont forget about the lips. Many MG on the way anon, we just need to wait.

>> No.15994117

>>15994111
I might use that myself

>> No.15994119

>>15994116
>but I need to know what is better, for her to recharge through a cable or rewind with a key
I have a feeling that Automatons recharge in a certain other way if you know what I mean, Hon hon.

>> No.15994120

>>15994117
You can't I've already got 416 words written, I need more than you do.

>> No.15994122

>>15994088
wilson.

>> No.15994126

>>15994122
Who do you like more, Cast Away Wilson or House MD Wilson?

>> No.15994127

>>15994106
That's a first name usually.

>tfw was just reading about Julian Davion, Prince's Champion

>> No.15994129

>>15994127
I know like three people who have a first name for their last name.

>> No.15994132
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I want to see an Automaton stripped of her outer armor bits just to get an impression of what their base frames look like without all that equipment.

>> No.15994176
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>>15994132
I would imagine they just look like the basic MEC frame from XCOM.

>> No.15994202
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15994202

I like my women how I like my coffee.

>> No.15994210

>>15994202
Thick?

>> No.15994213
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>>15993930
>Muramasa
>elf

>> No.15994223

>>15994210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_white

>> No.15994226

>>15994223
Oh, clever.

>> No.15994232
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>>15994202
Hot as Hell and black as tar?

>> No.15994236

>>15994232
White is right.

>> No.15994238

>>15994202
You don't like coffee?

>> No.15994252

>>15994202
Big ass titties?

>> No.15994255

>>15994236
To each his own.

>> No.15994267

>>15994202
Columbian?

>> No.15994268

>>15994202
seasoned with the arousal of little girls?

>> No.15994276

>>15994255
White Dragons are objectively superior

>Much rarer
>Pure white scales
>More powerful
>Can come in fluffy version

What does your stinky black Dragon has aside for some dirty scales and a bad temperament?

>> No.15994278

>>15994202
>Black or americano
>iced

A black glacies?

>> No.15994282

>>15994276
I'd much prefer a Metallic Dragon. All of them are have much more appealing personalities than Chromatics.

>> No.15994284

>>15994202
Full bodied with milk? Yes please.

>> No.15994286

>>15994276
Love for me.

>> No.15994302

>>15994282
>Metallic Dragon
>>Chromatics
What would their personality be like?

>>15994286
Enjoy your sub par Dragon then
She's top tier in your heart isn't she?

>> No.15994303

>>15994213
Technicalities.

>> No.15994307

>>15994302
>spoiler
Of course.

>> No.15994323
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg

>> No.15994334
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>>15994116
>That was unintentional, seems I still need to practice it.
Hello Loen, Miiafag here
Please don't, you mixing your own charm into other styles just makes the piece better in my opinion.
You may do a very good job of capturing aspects of Crab's style in the Miia pictures you do for me, but they still have a lot of "Loen" in them, and that's why I love them.
Having a strong part of the original art style in the picture while letting your own seep in can make a beautiful picture.

Like, this has a lot of the style of something from official MonMusu stuff, but it's still obviously done by you.
There's literally nothing wrong with that, it's why we commission you and not go begging KC or Crab for art, we like the flair that only you can bring.

>> No.15994345

>>15992819
>I don't think I'll turn it into a full story, because it's kind of rushed and I also already wrote a beach anubis thing. With twins, in fact.
Link, please?

>> No.15994364

>Leaving to visit your family with your Kikimora maidwife
>She isn't a fan of your family because they see her as "the help"
>Before you start the car, you lean over and whisper in her ear that you're going to fuck her in every hole when the two of you get home
>Your family is convinced she's mocking them because of how giddy, friendly and helpful she's being the entire time
>The visit comes to a screeching halt when your mother tries to start a fight with your wife over said perceived mocking and derisively asks why "some maid" is so happy to do chores for someone besides her employer and sarcastically states that she's probably looking to rob your family
>Your wife gently puts down the plate she was washing, turns to your mother with a cold smile on her face and states "When we get home, your son is going to shove his cock up my ass. Maybe if you did the same with your husband from time to time, you wouldn't feel the need to take your frustration out on me." loud enough for everyone to hear
>You quickly push your wife out the door and into the car before your family can recover from their shocked silence
>She spends the entire ride back home trying to look as smug as possible

>> No.15994367

>>15994302
Well Brass dragons love conversation and so would probably be Deredere.
Bronze Dragons are pretty much Paladins in spirit, very serious. They also mate for life and take parenting extremely seriously so there's that.
Copper Dragons are pranksters, so they'd be genki as fuck.
Gold Dragons are Himedere knights, through and through. Smiting Evil and living in intricate mansions they designed.
Silver Dragons are social and tend to live among humans. Deredere all the way.

>> No.15994373

>>15994323
I would watch a monster girl version of that.

>>15994364
No! Bad Kikimora! She'll only get a spanking when we get back home.

>> No.15994384

>>15994364
That's only going to make future visits awkward.

>> No.15994399

>>15994367
>They also mate for life and take parenting extremely seriously so there's that.
Isn't that all Dragons?

>Gold Dragons are Himedere knights
I want this

>> No.15994403

>>15994364
>didn't make a joke about a stick up her ass

>> No.15994404

>>15994364
Why?

>> No.15994429

>>15994364
This is made me think, wouldn't everyone's family be much happier if you monsterized all the females?

And no that doesn't imply your mother/sister will want to fuck you afterwards

>> No.15994432

>>15994404
Because his family didn't like her.

>> No.15994434

>>15994399
>Isn't that all Dragons?
I was just doing what I could off their articles. The best I can interpret that into monstergirls is "One husband, ever." even if he dies.

>> No.15994436

>>15994432
Why bother going to see them why? Why is the response to his mother being a cunt "Well your son will fuck me up the ass" It makes no sense, like one of those ideas you think sound good in your head but really don't.

>> No.15994441

If you were met by a Lilim who offered to show you the wonders of Monster Girl world, what would be the first thing you wanted to see?
Other than your waifu, I mean.

>> No.15994442

>>15994429
If we go by strait MGE cannon, yes. There is no reason not to monsterize ever female and make every man a incubus. None whatsoever.
If you go with a headcanon, it would depend on what you chanch. in general it would still be better and everyone would be happier from it.

>> No.15994445

>>15994436
I think the idea is that the Kiki is getting laid, something she recommends to her mother-in-law so as to get her to calm down and stop being such a cunt.

>> No.15994446

>>15994441
The great Jubjub migration!

>> No.15994447

>>15994442
Even in MGE there are monster-persecution areas where suddenly monsterizing would be a pretty upsetting thing.

>> No.15994449

>>15994446
Well my story did mention there had been UFO sighting near where to MC is, Harpies might make sense.

>> No.15994453

>>15994434
>off their articles

I guess that could translate to "They stay pure and never experience love until they find their one and only mate"
I don't think many Dragons go around raping men but still, making it very clear that Bronze Dragons absolutely NEVER do it is still a plus

>>15994441
The deep sea and all the spooky aquatic girls that live there
We might even see the place where the place where the Demons of Chaos are sealed if we go deep enough

>> No.15994454

>>15994441
Tricky, but I would have to go with some form of an art exhibit. Art can give a lot of insight to a society and the people in it. And I would just like to see what kind of art they would do. Would it all be sexual? Would it be deep and thought provoking? Would it just be a display of mastery of art? A combination? I would really like to know and go and talk to the art fairies and ask them how do I get better at drawing and avoid burnouts?

>> No.15994457

>>15994447
And that could be solved by everyone monsterizing. So how to solve the problem with monsterizetion is... monsterizetion.

>> No.15994462
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>>15994453
The sea is too spooky.

>> No.15994464

>>15994441
The most beautiful and prosperous undead kingdom.

>> No.15994473

>>15994441
The far North tundra and whatever craziness lives up there.

>> No.15994475

>>15994441
The grand mountains where the lizards are
that or elemental temples, gotta be shit like that around

>> No.15994476

>The Under Brothers... Klaus Schultz... #! $#posting... are these real book titles?
Deviantart comments are gold.

>> No.15994478

>>15994441
as many cait sith in one spot as possible

i want it to be near a cliff, and i need a laser pointer

>> No.15994480

>>15994476
link?

>> No.15994483

>>15994476
Oh hey, I'm getting famous over there if they're seeing my Shitposting Guide.

>> No.15994484

>>15994476
Where?

>> No.15994488

>>15994476
I feel like I need the context to get this comment.

>> No.15994495
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Well here it is, the start of a new story everyone has been waiting for. It has an OC Lilim in it since that's all the rage these days.

http://pastebin.com/bWjykDuX

>> No.15994505

>>15994484
>>15994488
>>15994480
http://loen91.deviantart.com/art/Comission-10-June-640852794

>> No.15994507
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>>15994040
Lala is best monmusu

>> No.15994513

>>15994441
Wonderland probably

>> No.15994516

>>15994441
The portal back home.

>> No.15994518
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>>15994495
Go to bed.

>> No.15994519

>>15994505
thanks

>> No.15994520

>>15994518
At this time of day?

>> No.15994522

>>15994520
Yes.
Go to sleep forever.

>> No.15994523

>>15994441
The church of alpollo.

>> No.15994525

>>15994522
i wish

>> No.15994527

>>15994522
Why you gotta be a hater man? Can't you just let a playa play?

>> No.15994530

>>15994525
Now I just feel like an asshole.

>>15994527
Because I kind of want more.

>> No.15994531
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>>15994507
That's not Liz.

>> No.15994532

>>15994530
>want more
Did you even read it?

>> No.15994535

>>15994532
I glanced over given it's almost 4am and I really need to get sleep for work tomorrow, but it looks like I'd keep up with it.

>> No.15994537

>>15994535
Well thanks a lot, now I have to keep making shit up for it.
Like the Secret Society of Vampire Sex Mistresses being real.

>> No.15994538

>>15994531
Liz is not best monmusu.

>> No.15994541

>>15994531
>literally just Draco but worse

>> No.15994544

>>15994505
That's... oh.
I feel good knowing that I'll never be THAT bad.

>> No.15994550

>>15994537
Gave it a read after all. Barring spoilers, I want to see where this ride goes with leather lilim.

>> No.15994553

>>15994550
Wherever mysteries can be badgered out I guess.

>> No.15994556
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Monster girls with pantyhose > Monster girls without pantyhose

>> No.15994559

>>15994556
Oh aye.

>> No.15994575

>>15994556
True that.

>> No.15994583

>>15994544
>I feel good knowing that I'll never be THAT bad.
How bad?

>> No.15994584

>>15994556
Scylla-types with pantyhose just look Sicily.

>> No.15994629

>>15994584
Every scylla type should have a pair of pantyhose in their dressing room

>Black pantyhose contrasting with a Kraken's white tentacles
I need this

>> No.15994630
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15994630

>>15993926
>Haven't been checking MG Thread the last couple days due to being busy with studies, buying appliances, and FFXIV
>Browse through previous thread for what I missed
>All this talk of Gundam Girl Automatons
What a shame.

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15994641

Paladin-chan doesn't need your help you wimp!

>> No.15994665

>>15994629
>a pair
A "grouping" would probably be a more appropriate term.

>> No.15994722

>>15994641
You're right, she needs a dick and a vial of ushi blood force fed to her.

>> No.15994729

>>15994722
And eggs up her butt.

>> No.15994751

Big
Muscled
Weresheep

>> No.15994760

>>15994751
Petite
Soft
Dormouse

>> No.15994769

>>15994751
>>15994760
Why not both?

>> No.15994778
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Living armours would make good patrolmen

>> No.15994780

>>15994778
Living armor are always godly patrols along with jelly cubes and skeletons.

>> No.15994790

>>15994778
Living armors are good for being chuuni and pretending they're a gundam.

>> No.15994799

>>15994441
Demon lord giving birth to my OC Lilim.

But seriously, probably take a trip to dragonia or maybe underwater palace.

>> No.15994802

>>15994790
She is a gundam!
She's going to bring peace through the annihilating her enemies!

>> No.15994815

>>15994778
would be kinda weird if living armour just kinda equipped itself on you

>> No.15994822

>>15994778
Is this from KC's makings-of?

>> No.15994825

>>15994815
Yandere cursed armor that you can't remove and stops your movement if you look at other girls

>> No.15994833

>>15994822
yes as far as I know.

>> No.15994834

>>15994825
Not even when you're going to a bath?

>> No.15994839

>>15994834
ESPECIALLY not when you're going to a bath.

>> No.15994843

>>15994834
Nope. Someone might try a surprise attack, so even when you are taking a bath or sleeping she will be there.

>> No.15994865

>>15994441
The super-brothels in the Royal Demon Realm Capital!

>> No.15994877

>>15994441

Her bedroom.

Surprised no one said that yet

>> No.15994905

>>15994531
I know this doesn't stop most people, but isn't she with someone already? My memory is fuzzy and I can't remember which chapter I thought that was mentioned in.

>> No.15994913

>>15994905
Both her and the Oni she works with have partners assigned to them who oversee their training and work. While I'd say they both seem to have fairly obvious crushes on their partners, nothing is shown nor presented beyond a platonic senpai/kouhai working relationship. So you could take it either way.

>> No.15994915

>>15994877
You can't do that, she's been welcoming humans from earth for over 200 years and no one ever hit on her
Can you imagine how she'd react if you said this?

>> No.15994919

>>15994915

Rape?

>> No.15994934

>>15994919
And heart pupils

>> No.15994936
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>>15994913
It'd be hard for her partner to resist that fat lizard butt.

>> No.15994937
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>>15994495
Oh look, the bitch is jolly well back with more gosh darn tootin' bullwinkles.

>> No.15994988
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Fiery redheads.

>> No.15994997

>>15994988
My favorite kitsune pic.

>> No.15994999

>>15994997
Because she's wearing a coat with nothing under it and is probably planning to flash some kindergartners?

>> No.15995006

>>15994999
Not exactly. It's the exact skin tone, the exact shading of red, the striking eyes, the confident posture despite her size and height, how everything seems to frame that face, and the hazy color in the background that gives even more of a presence to her than the tails alone would. The shape of the eyebrows, the eyes, the mouth, and the ears is perfect and though it's not perfect, the details are lovely.

>> No.15995025

>>15995006
Ve careful Anon. If you praise a monster girl too much she might show up in your dream to attack you.

>> No.15995030

>>15994441
I want her to show me the rare and highly lewd Dire Kitsune tribe.

>> No.15995047

>>15995025
If it hasn't happened to the Anubis guy, I think I'm sadly safe.

>> No.15995048

>>15994988
You know what they say about red foxes

>> No.15995053

>>15995048
They're british?

>> No.15995055

>>15994988
I want to tell this red fox that I'm CUMMIN' ELIZABETH!

>> No.15995057
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15995057

>>15994040
Ganbatte, Loen.

>> No.15995059

>>15995053
No, they're Irish.
And they love the shit out of mutton.

>> No.15995061

>>15995053
No, they give great head

>> No.15995062

>>15995059
Oh. That's even better.

>> No.15995065

>>15994999
A little late for that. Drewberry beat her to it.

>> No.15995071

>>15995062
Some finely roasted mutton will attract hundreds of them. Possibly a few Wendigo pretending to be Irish as well.

>> No.15995072

>>15995047
It has happened to him. He just forgets it from Mindflayers wiping his mind.

>> No.15995073

>>15995057
Is that a Vodka Slime?

>> No.15995079
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15995079

Redcap sure is popular.

>> No.15995082

>>15995073
Yes.
Or a Slime playing in an empty bottle. Whatever your imagination wants.
I prefer a vodka Slime with a cliche Russian accent.

>> No.15995085

>>15995079
What's not to love about a crazy violent loli who will rape you until she becomes docile?

>>15995082
I bet she learned Russian by listening to drunk people cursing at the bar

>> No.15995087

>>15995082
>Slime playing in an empty bottle
Not sure why but i find this extremely adorable.

>> No.15995088

>>15994913
Ah, many thanks. I'm glad I asked rather than asserted in any fashion.

>> No.15995090

>>15995079
Redcaps are all loli since the original lore show them as dwarfs right?

>> No.15995091

>>15995079
Stylish Radcap.

>> No.15995096

>>15995079
She really came out-of-the-blue though, didn't she? These development are pleasing.

>> No.15995098

>>15995085
Probably.

>>15995087
Because it's having fun?

>> No.15995101

>>15995090
Or as petite/shortstack/pearbooty

>> No.15995102

>>15995096
She is a stalker that attacks when her target lets their guard down, so it makes sense.

>came out-of-the-blue
No anon, she came out-of-the-red!

>> No.15995107

>>15995098
>Feel like getting drunk
>Grab that vodka bottle that's been in the kitchen for months
>Open it
>"schas po ebalu poluchish, suka, blyad!"
>Angry little slime crawling out of the bottle
>"po'shyol 'na hui piz`da"
>She's throwing her fists in the air

>> No.15995108

>>15995098
It's the fact that she's having fun with a bottle the thing that i find adorable.

Like, imagine her making splashing sounds and moving around in that bottle while saying "i am vodka!".

>> No.15995113

>>15995079
There's even a few Whitecap (the docile, deredere variant after the "red" has been removed) images. I wish I had saved some.

>> No.15995115

>>15995102
>No anon, she came out-of-the-red!
Now that just gives me silly thoughts
>come home from school/work/whatever
>find your bathtub full of blood
>naturally you start freaking out wondering what happened
>a recap who was holding her breath in there lunges out and grabs you
>turns out it was really tomato juice
They strike me as the type that like Halloween pranks.

>> No.15995117

>>15995113
Huh, where were those? Usually check the usual art sites daily and feel like an idiot for missing those.

>> No.15995127

>>15995102
Right, we were supposed to get 28 weeks of MGE 2 girls and suddenly this cute little thing popped up outta nowhere

>>15995115
>turns out it was really tomato juice
Gross, a waste of cash and too messy, it should just be food coloring

>You will never wash off red dye from a Redcap's hair after she played a prank on you

>> No.15995153

>>15995117

Saw one posted in several threads back. Presumably from pixiv, where 80% of the MG art comes from.

>> No.15995183
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15995183

>>15995153
This is the only one I remember of

>> No.15995220
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15995220

>>15995153
>>15995183
Oh that one I remember, OniTengu always delivers.

>> No.15995227
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15995227

Post thicc monsters

>> No.15995232

>>15995227
I mean, skindentation is god-tier, but Jesus give her some room for circulation.

>> No.15995234

>>15995108
Animals playing in general is pretty cute.
>Octopuses have also been observed in what some have described as play: repeatedly releasing bottles or toys into a circular current in their aquariums and then catching them

>> No.15995245

>>15995220
So which one do you prefer, rapey red or warm white?

>>15995234
>Animals playing in general is pretty cute.
True and monster girls are even cuter, especially loli/young ones

>> No.15995247
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15995247

>>15995232
Batsu is too thicc for circulation.

>> No.15995260

>>15995245
>So which one do you prefer, rapey red or warm white?
Both sides are what makes her adorable, it would be a crime to choose one over the other.

>> No.15995279

>>15995245
The in-between pink period is best, where she's getting stab happy but feels some guilt about it

>> No.15995305

I feel flattered to have a drawing of mine as the OP. Since halloween is coming, do any of you have any suggestions of spooky MGs that don't get much love for me to draw in the future?

>> No.15995321

>>15995305
Halloween ready Wendigo

>> No.15995332

>>15995321
Alright i'll see what I can do.

>> No.15995333

>>15995305
Ghoul is probably the most under loved undead I can think of, unless you include the vanilla zombie which is comparable to all the generic zombies out there.

>> No.15995335
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15995335

>>15995305
>spooky MGs that don't get much love
Giving art to a girl that doesn't have much/any is a noble goal but you'd please more people by drawing a moderately popular girl

>>15995321
>>15995332
Wendigo has so much art, including an already spooky bonus art from KC himself

>> No.15995350

>>15994915
>she's been welcoming humans from earth for over 200 years and no one ever hit on her
mhm sure

>> No.15995352

>>15995305
Wendigo dressed up as a Executor from BB and using a slab of roasted meat insteadvof a wheel.

Or just a spooky Demi Lich head floating around with an eerie smile.

>> No.15995365

>>15995227
I'd post, but it's too early for these kind of sprees.
It's always the right time for this topic though!
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1881010
This is also more than a dense deerriere.

>> No.15995370

>>15995335
What happened?

>> No.15995372
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15995372

>>15995183
Nah, that wasn't it. It was a different, coloured picture. But I can't for the life of me.

Did find this though. Has this already been posted in the thread?

>> No.15995382

>>15995370
Angry Wendigos deleted the picture after lynching the anon.

>> No.15995383

>>15995370
To the picture? I deleted it
It's been posted plenty of times already, you can find it (and all the MGE 2 bonus art) here: http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>> No.15995388

So any ideas on what to doodle next? The Automaid was not badly received, though nobody cared for her flamethrower....

>> No.15995392

>>15995333
I second some Ghoul goodness, if you don't mind.

>> No.15995394

>>15995383
I thought there was a nipple somewhere and it got nuked.

>> No.15995397

>>15994988
Looks like Less' work. Is it?

>> No.15995399

>>15995352
Who is this Executor? Rather, may I have a link to an image or the full series title?

>> No.15995400

>>15995305
>>15995333
>>15995392
I'll third these 2 anons of fine tastes.

>> No.15995407

>>15995333
I'll draw ghoul after wendigo then.

>> No.15995410
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15995410

>>15994495
>Alp is back to writing

>> No.15995412

>>15995305
A goth Lilim OC donut steele. Or any girl as a goth, I just have a hankering.

>> No.15995413

>>15995388
You could do an Apsara, she's one of the most ignored girl despite her good profile and great design

>though nobody cared for her flamethrower.
Burning insects with a flamethrower is an overused joke

>> No.15995415

>>15995388
Loli pirate X making loli pirate Y walk the plank into a bathtub.
>>15995410
Yes, it is an abominable abortion of horribleness, isn't it?

>> No.15995418

>>15995399
Executors are a faction in a game called Bloodborne who hunt down another group called Vilebloods. The theme for them is to wear the executor's bucket helm, church/cleric attire, and wield things like the Wheel or other church weapons.
/BBG/ on vg can help you out if a google search is insufficient.

>> No.15995423

>>15995407
We'll look forward to it then. Really, it's more enjoyable when I know the artist goes about it in an order that satisfied them.

>> No.15995425

>>15995413
Overused, but a classic.
Milk maid dancers aren't all that appealing to me either, though.

>>15995415
No pirates. The hats are too much to draw.

>> No.15995429
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15995429

>>15995399
Executors are vampire (Vileblood) killers in the universe that Yharnam is in. They're basically an homage to MOZGUS in the fact that they're incredibly purge-happy. I mean, fuck's sake.

Their most well-known weapon is a wheel about the size of the one this guy in the shoop is holding that they used to crush their prey with.

>> No.15995430

>>15995425
If not hats, how about bandannas?
If not pirates, how about an Apophis with a bishie on a leash, Jabba-Leia style?

>> No.15995432

>>15995372

>Has no hands
>Still carried a quill around

Does she write with her mouth or her feet or what?

>> No.15995435

>>15995432
It's improper to ask how she does it.

>> No.15995436

>>15995418
Of all the things that didn't click when I saw "BB". I feel a little ashamed, but then I never use abbreviations for something like that. I'm also far more used to "Executioner", so many thanks for the break-down so I can realize what an awesome idea that is visually.

>> No.15995438
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15995438

I want a Lilim sorceress to dom me softly while teasing me with dark magic.

>> No.15995439

>>15995430
Eh, I don't know.
>Apophis and bishie
No.

>> No.15995441

>>15995435

So you're saying "it just works?"

>> No.15995442

>>15995429
And my thanks to you as well for your efforts, though, I didn't update in time to see this "on time"

>> No.15995445

>>15995432
There's a type of psychopomp that is literally just a goddamn raven but it can use quills and write just fine.

>> No.15995446

>>15995436
Don't overlook >>15995429

It shows one minus the clothing. I think they also use Kirkhammers or Ludwig's Memey Blade as well, but the Wheel is to them what Anubis is to Anubisfucker.

>> No.15995447

>>15995439
How about an Apsara on rollerskates?

>> No.15995450

>>15995425
You could do a Pharaoh teasing an Anubis then, plenty of people liked the idea

>>15995438
>a Lilim sorceress
You mean a Lilim who actually has a use for her powers and doesn't just go around corrupting heroes and shop-keepers?

>> No.15995452

>>15995446
http://imgur.com/a/YBtq3

They did use Kirkhammers and Ludwig's Holy Blade as well. Keep in mind the real blade that Ludwig used was the Moonlight Memesword

>> No.15995453

>>15995438
I want to get to the point where I can show of donut steelim A and B in my story.

>> No.15995460

>>15995452
>Moonlight Memesword
LHB is more memey than Moonlight Sword. Far more.

But yeah, thanks for covering.

>> No.15995469

>>15995447
Eh, nah. I don't really like them.
They rank with Cheshires or JubJubs with me, personally.

>>15995450
How?

>> No.15995475

>>15995469
Well you're just being a negative nancy.

>> No.15995477

Is it just me or is 4chan fucking up right now?

>> No.15995481

>>15995477
I notice nothing.

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15995482

>>15995469

You got something against Smug Cats, son?

>> No.15995488

>>15995469
Using her voice of god thing, causing the Anubis to go into heat, making her undress while unaware of it, causing her to orgasm when she gives out orders, etc...

>They rank with Cheshires or JubJubs with me, personally.
I get Cheshires, too much fur for me and I couldn't handle her teasing me constantly but what's wrong with Jubjubs?

>> No.15995489

>>15995481
Thumbnails and images aren't loading for me.

>> No.15995496

>>15995432
She has hands of sorts as I see it, along with more than a few artists.

>>15995435
>>15995441
Well, she does have one "improper" method for that certain special someone in her life. See this: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/470914

>> No.15995499
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15995499

>>15995489
Well I have no such issue. Have you tried running Cybersexfiend.exe?

>> No.15995503

>>15994495
>That pic
>Hair anything but white

it's shit fampai

>> No.15995526

>>15995488
I'd prefer non lewd acts, or Anubis reverse bullying Pharaoh by putting her snake in a freezer.

I just don't like Jubs. Pink is offensive to my eyes if it's not accompanied by dark skin.

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15995540

>>15995415
I didn't like or hate it you self-deprecating, whiny little Finngolian. At least you're still writing and keeping at it unlike that tumor you spawned that did that terrible thanksgiving jub-jub shit.

>> No.15995541

>>15995526
Oh yeah you can be creative with it all you want, in fact it'd be better if you surprised us instead of just drawing a pre-existing idea

>Pink is offensive to my eyes if it's not accompanied by dark skin
Pink and brown is a god tier combination

>> No.15995543

>>15995540
>that tumor you spawned that did that terrible thanksgiving jub-jub shit.
Alp had a son?
Alp III: Son of Alp Returns when?

>> No.15995549

>>15995541
I'd prefer at least base ides or suggestion to work with is all.

Yes, pink and brown are glorious together.

>> No.15995553

>>15995540
Surely you will delete this image.

>> No.15995561

>>15995543
Actually it was a daughter.

>> No.15995568

>>15995561
This is still my first time hearing about this.

>> No.15995570

>>15995543
That's basically what I headcanon Bob, Alp, and Ovaries to be. They're like the coral stage of John Zoidberg's life cycle and split off from him.

One with a fascination for girls with cocks and denying his rampaging homosexuality, one with an obsession of bitching and bemoaning people on 4chan for writing shit, and Alp is just Zoidberg in Finland.

>> No.15995573

>>15995570
Zoidberg even has a gland that releases foul odors when he's bored, it fits perfectly with the whole stinkypede thing.

>> No.15995574

>>15995549
I guess the base idea of it would be a Pharaoh causing an Anubis to get aroused

>> No.15995588

>>15995574
Or telling her to destroy her own legos.
And then eating ice cream in front of her without sharing.

>> No.15995590

>>15995588

>This makes the Anubis support an Apophis

>> No.15995603

>>15995590
Fall of the Pharaoh empire Chapter 1: lego destruction and betrayal

>> No.15995615
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15995615

White Horns are precious.

>> No.15995622
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15995622

>>15995305
Can you draw an Automaton decked out in spooky armor and weaponry? Feel free to give her a different bodytype or hairstyle.

>> No.15995628

>>15995590
Moreso if the Apophis buys her a tub of legos to win her over.

>> No.15995633

>>15995615
What's the context of this image?

>> No.15995635

>>15995633
She's carrying around a bucket of hot vegetable soup.

>> No.15995637

>>15995628
Well memed

>> No.15995639

>>15995633
She is ready to remove summer from the premises

>> No.15995640
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15995640

>>15995635
Nice, desu.

>> No.15995645

>>15995633
Whitehorn is going on a war

>> No.15995649

>>15995588
Reminder that a Pharaoh's orders can be disobeyed if the one ordered disagrees with them from the bottom of their heart.
The legos remain unscathed.

>> No.15995651

>>15995640
Doesn't it hurt her to have her thumb in the hot curry like that?

>> No.15995653

>>15995645
Funny thing is, I didn't realize she was toting a gun until a few minutes after I received the delivery.
Now I can tell that Sate was the one that drew this lovely piece.

>> No.15995678

>>15995651
She's screaming internally.

>> No.15995683

>>15995388
It was a flamethrower? I thought it was a duster.

>> No.15995688

>>15995651
Look at her eyes. Do you see a soul in them?

>> No.15995690

>>15995649
Until the Pharaoh destroys them herself out of spite for being disobeyed.
Rulers do not like it when you don't follow orders.

And so begins Anubis' path of vengeance and blood to bring judgment to the fallen leader as Judge Magister.

>> No.15995693

>>15995683
Left arm is a flamethrower after the hand lifts up.

>> No.15995695

>>15995615
The White Horns is a good sounding name for a troupe, honestly, context-permitting.

>>15995653
It does look like their style now that you mention it, but which site have they posted it on? You did mention a "delivery" though.

>> No.15995698

>>15995678
Buy why is she doing it though?

>>15995688
I don't know anon, that look could just be pain.

>> No.15995701

>>15995698
She's doing it for you.

>> No.15995703

>>15995678
Reminds me of the time I opted to go without anesthetic for a dental procedure and I made it through just hearing Patrick Star's comedic cries of pain in my head

>> No.15995706

>>15995701
But why though? I don't want her to do it, why does she think I want her to do it?

>> No.15995707

>>15995695
I received it from the /a/ drawthreads, which means this is probably the third delivery I've gotten from Sate.
Also, his gallery is http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9729081

>> No.15995708

>>15995698
>Buy why is she doing it though?

Probably one of those masochist MGs, like Dormice or Umi Oshos

>> No.15995718

>>15995703
>I opted to go without anesthetic for a dental procedure
Some people are too stupid to live.

>> No.15995720

>>15995703
I only remember my cringing times at the dentist where I hit on the assistant nefore and after the procedure.
That and when I got my wisdom teeth removed, made numerous questionable comments, demanded that my teeth be frozen to preserve their independence, and vomited a lot of blood that pooled in my stomach later in a large, black stream like Laughing Octopus.

>> No.15995721

>>15995708
>Dormice
Are Dormice really that masochistic? As far as I know their rapebait mana is involuntary.

>> No.15995727

>>15995706
You should tell her then, Anon. Scream loud enough so she can hear you through dimensions.

>> No.15995735

Dom Alices in leather

>> No.15995739

>>15995735
How would she dom you if she's got no idea what sex is?

>> No.15995740

>>15995721
They enjoy the hell out of being violently raped, which I think by many reasonable definitions makes them masochistic.

>> No.15995742

>>15995718
Or capable of gauging how bad something will be and whether it's worthwhile. Wouldn't have been given the option in the first place if it was known to hurt to an excruciating degree. It was legitimately just uncomfortable, but not more so than having your face numb for hours. I could actually hurt myself then.

Do any of the girls have anything like anesthetic, or just things do make you feel better on the off chance that you are in pain?

>>15995720
You're going to have to run those by me again in a little more detail if you're fine with that.

Also I wonder: are the teeth of monster girls valuable at all, especially ones that fall out naturally?

>> No.15995743

>>15995720
I had an extra teeth on the roof of my mouth and decided to remove him and a wisdom. I took some shots of anesthesia but I still felt the torture that was the suture part.

>> No.15995749

>>15995707
Ah, that explains why I didn't see it at all. I should start visiting such the drawthreads.

>> No.15995750

>>15995735
Nyet

>> No.15995757

>>15995739
It's just roleplaying, anon.

>> No.15995759

Dom Jabberwock teaching young dom alices how to properly dom their husband

Cheshire keeps popping in to give the alices incorrect advice and make them subs much to the Wocks dislike.

>> No.15995760

>>15995742
Long story short: anesthesia is wack as fuck.

Dragon teeth might be good for use in weapons and armor. Imagine your little Whelping daughteru fashion a little vest and spear out of her shed scales, teeth, and claws.

>> No.15995763

>>15995757
But how can she roleplay a role that she doesn't even understand or have any knowledge about?

>> No.15995775

>>15995763
She doesn't need to play the role of someone who does it for sex. She just has to play the role of a villain who's bossy, wears leather and hurts the good guy.

>> No.15995780

>>15995603
Written by a certain graped pharaoh and her assistant

>> No.15995782

>>15995743
>Needed to get wisdom teeth out
>Turns out the roots curved outwards like hooks
>Procedure took multiple hours and like 4 rounds of anaesthesia and tore my cheek because of how long the dentist needed to pull it back to have a go at my tooth, at one point he even needed to anaesthetize my cheek because it was just about to bleed
>He even tried to shatter the tooth because of how fucking entrenched it was and failed, eventually got it out
>Couple weeks later went back for the wisdom tooth on the other side
>Exact same thing happens

If I ever see the tooth fairy I'm going to bully her

>> No.15995784

>>15995735
Latex is better than leather.

>> No.15995786

>>15995782
Jesus fucking christ anon that sounds brutal.

Did you get infected?

>> No.15995787

>>15995690
Why would she want them destroyed to begin with?
"Retard for the sake of having a conflict" is never good, by the way.

>> No.15995788

>>15995786
>Did you get infected?

No.

>> No.15995795

>>15995739
Doesn't need to know about sex to be a Dom.

She can actually order you to do 'something' that feels good.

Cue sex

>>15995750
Si

>>15995784
Debatable

>> No.15995798

>>15995788
At least you were spared from that.

I got a nasty one that still comes back to haunt me for a day or so every few months even though I had mine out 4 years ago.

>> No.15995800

>>15995787
I think Pharaohs don't take to being disobeyed lightly. She has had her own way all her life thanks to the commanding voice.

A spoiled brat Pharaoh would be interesting to see though

>> No.15995804

>>15995795
>Debatable
Maybe if you're a weenie.

>> No.15995807

>>15995800
Spoiled brat Apophis is better.

>> No.15995809

>>15995800
You didn't answer my question.

>> No.15995810

>>15995780
I'd love to read the book about how a Pharaoh who was on the verge of unifying the desert kingdoms became a homeless whore in a bad district of an Apophis's realm

>> No.15995816

>>15995800
>>15995807
Spoiled brats belong with their Cait Sith friends in the trash.

>> No.15995819

>>15995804
Better than being a nerd!

>> No.15995822

>>15995760
Okay. We've talked about Salamanders making decorative sheathes from their shed scales before, but what you've just described is just plain awesome.

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15995823

>all these anons with tooth problems
Do you people eat sugar all day or what?

>> No.15995828

>>15995823
My teeth are just fine anon, I brush them 1-2 times a day and haven't been to the dentist in 4 years.

>> No.15995833
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15995833

>>15995828
I brush twice a day and haven't been to the dentist since 2005 when the school gave everyone check-ups. No wisdom teeth either because I've evolved into a slightly higher form of life.

>> No.15995836

>>15995823
It's not always a matter of poor care-taking. Genetics, accidents and sometimes it's just the way things have to be.

>> No.15995837

>>15995823
More like wisdom tooth problems. It can get really fucked up like that one anon above.

>tfw one of my molar is chipped but it doesn't hurt

>> No.15995838

>>15995833
>No wisdom teeth either
You too eh?
I actually don't know if they came in without fanfare and I didn't notice or if they just didn't come in at all.

>> No.15995841

>>15995823
My only problem was with the wisdoms and that dumb extra one. How the fuck did I end up with an extra teeth anyway?

>> No.15995843

>>15995823
I have a dead tooth from one of the times I got hit in the head with a puck.

It's gray but fine other than that

>> No.15995847

>>15995823
Also, thanks for posting Grizzly. Makes me feel warm inside. Would make the rare plushie order if there was oneOn second thought I'm not keen on what people would do with MGE plushies

>> No.15995848
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15995848

Remember one day you'll have a pure relationship with a Monster Girl. You just haven't met her yet.

>> No.15995851

Alices in cages

>> No.15995852

>>15995823
>never been to the dentist once in my entire life
>teeth are perfectly fine
Feels good.

I always forget MGE has a bear girl though, shame too because she's pretty nice.

>> No.15995853

>>15995838
Same here. All of them except one just sat there inside my gums.

Speaking of teeth, which MGs would make the best dentists?

>> No.15995854

>>15995848
But I already have one.

>> No.15995855

>>15995841
Genetic mutations bitch. Every one of us has a 100 mutations neither of our parents did.

>> No.15995858

>>15995848
Source? Also, if this is Gazeranon then they've sure got some wavy hair.

>> No.15995866
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15995866

>>15995858
Waifulove is strong amongst some

Vectorfriend

>> No.15995870

>>15995787
Punishing a disobedient follower? As I said, most rulers DO. NOT. LIKE. BEING. DISOBEYED.

>> No.15995871

>>15995848
They're not real.

>> No.15995872
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15995872

>>15995740
Except in their dreamlike state of consciousness they experience the violence as just passion and tenderness. Its all a bit weird really.

>> No.15995874

>>15995822
And then she tells you that it's for ypu, so that she can protect you just like her mother.

>> No.15995876

>>15995871
Youre wrong. Monster girls are real. If you believe and love hard enough and deep in your heart, love will find a way.

>> No.15995881

>>15995848
Not unless you've develop schizophrenia, thankfully.

>> No.15995883

>>15995866
>Vectorfriend
From one blog to the next. Thanks for the intel.

>> No.15995889
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15995889

>>15995823
Oh, bother!

>> No.15995890
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15995890

another done

>> No.15995893

>>15995890
gazer needa bath

>> No.15995894
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15995894

>>15995763
Just have an alice that has already gone on her Wonderland adventure:

>“Alice” is a peculiar race. They return to being virgins after having sex with men, additionally, their memories of sex disappear, and they can't become pregnant, but the nature of those who adapt to this land changes, their memories remain after sex, and they become able to get pregnant. Furthermore, even if it appears as though the old memories have disappeared, they actually continue to store up inside of them, and all the memories of an alice's sexual encounters with her husband will be restored.

>In this way, they become complete as a true “Alice” and retain the pure, meek heart they had to begin with while still possessing all the lewd, and happy memories that they experienced. (Perhaps because obscene happenings continue one after another when an “Alice” is adventuring in Wonderland, or perhaps because of the mamono mana of the queen of hearts that pervades this mamono realm, since it's treated as if their body is “constantly having sex”, they're able to keep maintaining their memories. Also, once an “Alice” becomes complete, she won't lose her memories even if she goes back outside of Wonderland.)

Also of interest, the book profile for alice clarifies they will remember aspects of sexual encounters even before going to Wonderland, basically things that happened during sex that weren't the sex itself.

>> No.15995901

>>15995874
What better protection could I ask for during her sparring matches? Sounds delightful. And even if I was a warrior with my own armour, I'd love to incorporate it there and give the spear its own special holster (but I'd leave them aside for battles where I judge that they could be damaged).

>> No.15995905
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15995905

By the prickling of my thumbs! Something wicked this way cums!

>> No.15995927

>>15995905
Bitch better not be leaving ectoplasm on my ceiling

>> No.15995931

>>15995927
It's cool that's just Dark Matter.

>> No.15995932

>>15995905
I'm never able to look at this art without focusing on how the man's body looks like a flat board.

>> No.15995933

>>15994345
Thought I'd put this in Pastebin, but I didn't. Hope you don't mind screencap form.
http://i.imgur.com/Ezud0cM.png

>> No.15995935

>>15994495
Okay where's the little faggot who asked for this shit?

>> No.15995937

>>15995931
That's just as bad!
Am I going to have to force her to clean my ceiling?
I'll do it

>> No.15995939

>>15995937
Dark Matter is not dirt, once the mamanobama goes off-line it'll be practically impossible to detect. 25% of the universe is made of that stuff and you never see or feel any of it.

>> No.15995943

>>15995939
That's it!
She's cleaning the ceiling with her tongue or I'm putting her in the cuddle dungeon

>> No.15995955

>>15995943
What's the cuddle dungeon?

>> No.15995958

>>15995955
Probably something full of Mice.

>> No.15995961

>>15995955
The dungeon I put girls in so that I can turn them into perfect cuddling recepticles.

Lotta large mice down there.

Happens to all girls who break into my home

>> No.15995962

>>15995955
It's a low level dungeon.

>> No.15995967

>>15995962
Is it a good place to "grind" xp?

>> No.15995970

>>15995967
It depends if you can actually defeat the enemies.

>> No.15995971

>>15995967
Yeah, resistance goes up like crazy if you can beat it.

>> No.15995976

>>15995958
Or Kobolds.

>> No.15996035

>>15995894
>an alice suddenly remembering all the dickings
What kind of a reaction would that be?

>> No.15996052

>>15995955
A huge pit full of blankets and pillows.

>> No.15996062

>>15996035
>"Oni-chan... we're really perverted aren't we?"

>> No.15996063

>>15996035
Depends on how kinky it is.
mine would probably realize why she keeps getting a swollen stomach the day after I drink those potions

>> No.15996090

Anyone care to share some comfy incest stories? Preferably siblings.

>> No.15996110

>>15996035
She'd probably cum spontaneously right there on the spot from the mental overload.

>> No.15996112

>>15996035
Trauma.

>> No.15996114
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15996114

Now in colour, someone save that poor man.

>> No.15996117

>>15996035
Despair but also wet.

>> No.15996118
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15996118

>>15996090
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M (Jabberwock onee-san and her biologically related little brother)
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms (Arachne onee-san and her adoptive little brother)
http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD (THICC NEET Succubus and her stepfather) Read it to the end before you have any misconceptions about certain things,
http://pastebin.com/QPhi58kP (Dhamphir with yuge daddy issues)
I know some fellows could link ones I've forgotten but here you go.

>> No.15996124
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15996124

>>15996118
Thank you fampai. Have this demon

>> No.15996128

>>15996124
That demon is too dangerous.

>> No.15996142

>>15996124
Buttwings and proper wings? Neat.

>> No.15996143

>>15995894
Alice.

The physical embodiment of personal and forbidden temptation.

>> No.15996149

>>15996114
I bet she is rubbing her dripping wet pussy onto his neck and if he gets an erection because of it she'll rape him until her cap is whiter than snow

>> No.15996150

>>15996143
Alices are hands down the lewdest monstergirl.

No contest.

>> No.15996155

>>15996114
I've gotten used to eyes over hair (but dislike it nonetheless), but mouth over hair is something new (and unwelcome).

>> No.15996162

>>15996114
I want to see that fat loli butt.

>> No.15996176
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15996176

>>15996128
Better lock her up then.

>> No.15996179

>>15996176
Dangerous ancient evils are for unsealing

>> No.15996188

>>15996063
I imagine the temptation to do more perverted things increases the longer you spend time with an Alice.

>> No.15996195
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15996195

Oh boy! You've just immigrated to the Mist Continent! Which is China. It's China. It's straight-up just China with monstergirls.

You've nothing. No money, no food, no shelter. You've nothing but the clothes on your back. But, you're in luck! In this strange land there's no shortage of martial arts masters who are willing to take you in, clothe you, feed you, clean you, and train you! You have seven teachers you can choose from!

You'll be presented with one. Then you may either settle or await the next prospect. Be forewarned, however, that if you make it to the last teacher and have settled on none then you will either have to take up the seventh master or nothing!

The first master is a bit creepy. Do you really want to learn such a strange, sneaky style?

You are now the student of Chao-xing, a lamia master of shequan (snake fist). Her style is characterized by swift hand motions, fluid movements, and the ability to easily strike from unconventional angles at the softest, most vulnerable areas of an opponent's body. The speed of her hand strikes is so great that she can land up to thirteen successful hits in one second. She has a 'creepy' appearance that easily frightens others with bright yellow eyes, an unusually large mouth/set of teeth, and a peculiar laugh (Ss! Ss! Ss!). Despite her unusual mannerisms she's actually quite shy and awkward. Her reputation as a cruel fighter is entirely based on rumors arising from her appearance and quirks. She normally hides her mouth behind a simple piece of cloth fashioned into a mask to help with her self-consciousness. Apart from martial arts she has a love of music (she plays the flute) and romantic stories.

Will you settle for this or await the next teacher? The second teacher seems pretty cold...

>> No.15996202

>>15996195
I'll wait for the next one.

>> No.15996209

>>15996195

No good? Very well.

You are now the student of Shiaoqing, a jiangshi master of tai chi. Hers is a soft style with a heavy emphasis on mental discipline and the cultivation of inner strength and qi. She originally took up the art for health benefits (ironically, she died young). Now, being without a pulse or breath, much of her martial art is lost to her. She now focuses almost entirely on qi and the combat aspects of her style with little to no regard for its health benefits. She has a gloomy personality and frequently lets minor things sink her into a depression. A student who gives her plenty of company and conversation would benefit her greatly if she'd just allow them to get close. Out of all the local martial arts masters she has the most talent when it comes to weaponry, specializing in the straight sword but lacking in no category. Her knowledge of weaponry is second-to-none and even the most experienced of kung fu masters tend to be envious of her encyclopedic knowledge of arms.

Settle? Or wait? The third teacher seems trustworthy, but does a guy really want to learn such a feminine style?

>> No.15996213

>>15996209
Show the next one.

>> No.15996214

>>15996195
>>15996209
Well, that explains the wrong image you attached to the first post.

>> No.15996215

>>15996209
Taichi is not feminine you shit. It literally translates to Supreme Ultimate Fist.

>> No.15996216

Here I was in the morning burning at 40°C and now I'm looking at one of the biggest storms I've seen.

So, who killed the Ryu's husband?

>> No.15996218
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15996218

>>15995227
Have a thicc moth

>> No.15996223

>>15996215
He's talking about the next teacher anon.

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>>15996209

No? Okay then.

You are now the student of Qiaohui, a hakutaku master of wing chun. Her style is characterized by soft, flowing, and deceptively weak-looking movements that excel at redirecting an opponent's momentum and counterattacking with both strikes and grapples. A Buddhist nun (or, perhaps, former Buddhist nun. She seems to have been involved with a Shaolin temple of some sort but always declines to talk about it), she is at all times calm, humble, motherly, and kind. She embodies the wing chun philosophy of 'one who excels as a warrior does not appear formidable'. She's unusually tall and very thin with long limbs. She loathes violence and she always reserves combat training for only her most dedicated, trustworhy students. In addition to martial arts she's very active when it comes to charitable causes, frequently providing care for the less fortunate and donating to worthy causes. She often competes in tournaments only to donate all of her rewards to nearby hospitals and shelters. Desiring to keep a low-profile she does all of her charitable work anonymously whenever possible.

Satisfied? No? Well, there's always the next teacher. Can you really learn that style though? How can someone of that size move like that?

>> No.15996225

>>15996215
He's talking about the next style, you crumpet.

>> No.15996228

>>15996209
I will make her my wife!

>> No.15996229
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15996229

>>15996218
I see your degenerate moth and raise you a White Horn.

>> No.15996230

>>15996224
>wing chun
meme style

>> No.15996234

>>15996224
Keep it going.

>> No.15996235

>>15996229
>evil white horn

She looks pretty good to me.

>> No.15996237

>>15996224

Not satisfied? That's fine.

You are now the student of Shihong, a jinko master of heihuquan (black tiger kung fu). Her style is characterized by strong hand positions (most notably tiger's paw), low stances, and very elaborate, acrobatic kicks. Her personality is simultaneously mature and immature. She takes martial arts very seriously, hates dishonesty, despises laziness, and loves justice. However, she's also very gullible, naive, and excitable (though she tries to hide it). She behaves more like an unusually mature child than like a childish adult. Her excitement for having a student is a lot like a kid daydreaming about the storybooks they've read. Despite hating deceptive tactics her style is very tricky and it's easy for her to fool people (though not on purpose) due to her size. She has a slow metabolism and a love of food, so in spite of her rigorous, physical lifestyle she's pretty hefty. Her most notable feature, apart from her sharp eyes, is her large belly. However, her weight in no way detracts from her speed or flexibility. She's the most agile, acrobatic fighter around and combines this trait with her size and strength to overwhelm opponents.

You up for it? The next teacher seems a bit extreme. Maybe she's had enough...

>> No.15996240

>>15996237
inb4 Baji

>> No.15996241
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15996241

I opt to go learn with that cute Kitsune all alone in the forest. She's a master of Wu Tang style.

>> No.15996245

>>15996241
BRING DA MUTHA FUCKIN' RUCKUS

>> No.15996246

>>15996035
This is why you shouldn't be mean to an Alice

>> No.15996252

I want to learn the fighting style of the Kakuen monks.

>> No.15996254
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15996254

>>15996237
Not good enough? Okay then.

You are now the student of Dai-tai, a kakuen master of tai shing (drunken monkey). Her style is characterized by seemingly off-balance movements, deceptive feints, and swipes/pinches with the fingers that target vulnerable spots such as the eyes, groin, and joints. The oldest of local martial arts masters, she looks to be getting on in her years with crow's feet around her eyes and lines of wisdom around her mouth. She's friendly, laid-back, and casually flirtatious with a love of jokes and humorous stories. Being fond of wine she's almost always just a bit tipsy. She doesn't seem to train much anymore but she doesn't abide slacking off from those who call themselves her students. She's incredibly talented with the staff and always carries one with her. Curiously, every other local martial arts master is absolutely terrified of her and they refuse to say why. She has a habit of never opening her eyes. There are rumors that she only opens them fully when she's serious...but strangely, there's no around who's ever seen it happen.

Is this satisfactory? The sixth teacher looks a bit extreme.

>> No.15996256

>>15996254
>bit extreme
>twice
u ruined it

>> No.15996259

>>15996254
I'll take her.

>> No.15996263
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>>15996254

Really? You're still not satisfied?

You are now the student of Hatsu, an oni master of karate. She's developed her own style that focuses entirely on the 'hard' aspects of karate with no training in the 'softer' techniques whatever. Her style is about breaking bones and ending fights as quickly as possible. An immigrant from Zipangu, she's notoriously racist against the natives and traveled to the Mist Continent specifically to pit her own style against masters of kung fu (and crush them). Arrogant, ill-tempered, loud, and rude. Rumor has it she developed her own style specifically because she was no longer wanted by any other schools of karate in her homeland. She loves fighting and employs sparring very frequently in her training (which is unfortunate as she's very large, very muscular, and frequently forgets her own strength). She looks down upon her students (but not as much as she does on her non-students. "At least you're TRYING to learn a decent style!"), but her brazen attitude is likely to end up digging her too far in to get out alone. She'll appreciate a helping hand more sincerely and open up once she gets someone strong enough to support her in a fight.

Still not enough? Okay then. You have one last masters. It's that or nothing. Have you prepared yourself?

>> No.15996264

>>15996254
This is needlessly drawn out.

>> No.15996265

>>15996209
My pick no regrets

>You will never be the pupil of an easily depressed Jiangshi tai-chi master

>> No.15996268

>>15996263
I accept this master.

>> No.15996270

>>15996235
Dog that's about as evil looking as you could get without tacking on her holding a knife.

>> No.15996272

>>15996263

Are you sure? Once you hover over this text you're done. It's this or nothing. Sure you don't wanna go back? Really sure? No regrets? Okay then. No complaints then. You were warned. This is the seventh and last.

You are now the student of Sir Henry Aldous Leopold Cavendish III, the world's greatest living heavyweight boxer. An immigrant, he's a tall, muscular man with a cleanly shaven head, an impeccable handlebar mustache, and a love of custom tailored suits. Seen as unbeatable in his home country he ventured to the Mist Continent to try his luck against "those peculiar fighters of the Oriental sort". He's a boxer who became rich rather than a rich man who boxes and his love of finer things in life is punctuated by a stern, assertive personality that never backs down from an opportunity to show off his pugilism. His ventures in this new world have been remarkably successful with few local fighters being able to go up against his size, strength, and efficient method of fighting. His style of boxing reduces combat to its barest essentials and then maximizes the effectiveness of them, allowing him to overpower even most kung fu masters who rely on complex, more artistic styles ("If I was teaching you how to throw fisticuffs from an eastern perspective this technique might've been called something like 'bulldog bears its teeth'. I call it a cross."). Along with daily training you'll also be expected to join him for meals prepared by his personal butler, engage him in intellectually stimulating conversation, and assist him on "thrilling expeditions in this fascinating, untamed land of both beauty and barbarism!" He despises dishonest fighting and always wants to establish proper rules and etiquette before a battle. Even in life-or-death situations he strives to preserve his honor and integrity. He especially hates any style of fighting which employs kicking ("I'll have you know this is a custom tweed suit from Bartleby's on the corner of 3rd and Wilhelm! And you'd dirty it with your...your feet!? Do you have any idea where those have been!? What you may have stepped upon!?") Though unfamiliar with this land and its customs he isn't malevolent. He'll treat any loyal, hard-working student as if he were his own son.

>> No.15996276

>>15996263

What's in the Mystery Box?

>> No.15996277
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15996277

>>15996272
I'll take the Mystery Box.

Which should be after whatever you just posted.

>> No.15996279

>>15996272
Wait, fuck can I change my pick to this guy and then romance that Oni?

>> No.15996280

>>15996272
I will walk my own path?

>> No.15996281

>>15996209
I'm going with the Jiangshi as log as I don't have to get into any real fights.

>> No.15996282

>>15996279

You can try.

>>15996280

Good luck, fucker.

>> No.15996283

>>15996235
That's a Snow Elf, not a White Horn.

>> No.15996284

>>15996282
Thanks. I'll need it.

>> No.15996285

>>15996279
No. There is no room for romance where the most efficient fighting style is concerned.

>> No.15996288
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>>15995833
Gonna brush that Shark's teeth, by force if necessary.

>> No.15996291

>>15996285
>Not wanting a romance born of fists.
>Not wanting to fight the Oni to a standstill and gain a rivalry with her.
>Not wanting that rivalry to blossom into something more.
Weakling.

>> No.15996292
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15996292

I'm going to go straight to Maou and tell her she can't incubize me if I have faith in the Chief God!

>> No.15996298

>>15996292
She doesn't have to incubize you, you'll pretty much be one by the time you get to her and some other monster will likely finish the job.

>> No.15996299

>>15996272
I join the overly manly man and begin my quest of becoming the Fist of West.

>> No.15996305

>>15996292
Why is it that every time I see these Orderfags, I'm immediately reminded of that one dumbass doom story that I forget the name of?

>I must kill the demons
>No John, you are the demons
>And then John was an Incubus

>> No.15996306

>>15996288

That shark's cute.

Kinda torn about the pirate thing. Not sure how I'd enjoy being around a female version of Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball.

>> No.15996310

>>15996292
Alright buddy, things aren't that simple

First you need to get a blessing from the chief-god so you go from NPC to a MC

Then you need to do some fetching quests to get money for your equipment

After that you've got to grind some XP in the forest nearby the starting village

Once that's done then you can start your journey to the Royal Makai, filled with side-quests and bosses

If you make it there without getting game-over'd by a monster girl then you can go meet the Maou, she's pretty chill and will probably invite you for dinner

>> No.15996314

>>15996305
Repercussions of Evil.

>> No.15996316

>>15996306
Let them have their fun Anon.

They just want to be pirates, even if they haven't realized pirates dressed like that don't exist.

>> No.15996317

>>15996310
No, Mr. Paladin, I expect you to dine.

>> No.15996319

>>15996281
But taichi is good in a real fight.

>> No.15996322

>>15995935
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
And I don't feel the least bit bad for it.

>> No.15996324

>>15996319
Too much trouble.

>> No.15996332
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15996332

>>15996288
Foul-mouthed girls who sing lewd sea shanties!

Scaring beach-goers out of the water by swinging their cutlasses around the shallows!

Raiding seaside restaurants and bars for food and grog!

They're a menace!

>> No.15996333

Genki, oppai loli sphinxes

>> No.15996334

>>15996324
What

>> No.15996335

>>15996316

>That soul crushing moment they realize they're living a lie

On second thought I think I can tolerate it.

>> No.15996336

>>15996332
Gonna beat them with a stick!

>> No.15996341

>>15996334
Getting into real fights when I could just be back at the dojo.

>> No.15996342

>>15996333
Damn you, desert monster

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>>15996291
>Be known as the Ogre of the South
>You're at least 6'11 and twenty-four stones
>A giant of a man, who's martial art is formed around pulverizing strikes and the use of your Qi in shockwaves
>Some have taken to calling you by the epitaph of Ken-Oh, the King of Fists
>Oni challenges you one day, her auburn hair fluttering past her shoulders as she strips down to just wearing her loincloth
"Hora hora~ I'll topple you and make you my husband, Ogre!"
>You both begin to exchange blows, not conceding an inch to each other, even when you're bloodied and ragged
>Pull your arm back, she has a youthful smile on her face as you launch your life essence in a wave that blows a giant hole in the nearest mountain
"Is that all you've got, Old Man?"
>You can feel the forgotten drumming your heart, the pure excitement of not knowing the outcome to the fight as you continue the fight after recollecting your breath
>The fight goes all the way down to the village, where you're sending each other through buildings, not saying a word as the shopkeeps complain about "Onis through a pottery shop"
>You're getting exhausted, trying to remember the teachings of your former master, she looks barely winded
>Take a new stance, your legs crouched and spread for better balance, your knife hand facing her as you keep an open palmed strike ready
>She takes the bait, not realizing you're channeling your former master and becoming "Nothing", free of emotion and doubt
>Slam her into the ground, creating a small crater with your knife handed strike next to her head
>She's panting and sweating, small droplets traveling down her tight, toned blue abs, her large breasts rising and falling with her breasts
>Even mussed and dinged she's the most beautiful creature you've ever seen
"Hoo~h? To the victor goes the spoils, Old Man. Or are you only able to fight with your fists?"
>You end up having to pay at least 200 gold in damages to the hotel room after you and her utterly destroy it during your bestial, unbridled FUCK session

>> No.15996348

Loli Kakuen riding on your shoulders?

>> No.15996350

>>15996341
But what if your Jiangshi wants to warm up by sparring

>> No.15996351

Everyone knows the best method of fighting is the most efficient one. No rules or themes, no fancy movement styles or showcases. Just the quickest, safest, most practical and effective way to apply physics in order to defend oneself while beating an opponent.

A gentleman boxer is all well and good, but what sort of monstergirl types would practice the above method of fighting, without limiting herself from kicks and grapples?

>> No.15996355

>>15996351
Taichi has a bunch of different techniques that are essentially "and then you sock him in the balls" or "and then you grab his face and put your fingers into his eyes".

>> No.15996356

>>15996299
I just can't help but imagine the hilarity that that adventure would have.
>Walking down a road with your teacher
>Accosted by a bunch of smug looking Hinezumi
>"What have we here? Foreigners walking the roads with no bodyguards? You must really not be very smart. But we'd be willing to take care of you."
>She wiggles her eyebrows and licks her lips
>"For a price of course. Being protected by a few lovely martial artists isn't cheap."
>You tell her you don't need bodyguards, but she's getting really aggressive and even fondling your crotch, so obviously you push her back.
>"Oh-ho? You shouldn't have done that boy, now you'll learn what it means to mess with a practitioner o-"
>Before she can even finish her sentence you knock her out with a vicious right hook.
>As her underlings panic and scurry over to her, your teacher pats you on the shoulder.
>"By Jove, what a hook! Good show m'boy, good show. Now let's be on. There's a tournament in the next city we've got to get to. They'll never see you coming."
>Unknown to you, the Hinezumi you knocked out is coming to and looking at you walk away with a blush on her face.

>> No.15996357

>>15996350
That's just practice. I'm talking about fights in which I would actually get my ass kicked.

>> No.15996359

>>15996351
Will of the Wisps probably are bitter enough to spam widened Wail of the Banshees over and over.

>> No.15996363

>>15996342
desert cat for you to grope.

>>15996348
Only if she has the fattest of bottoms.

>> No.15996367

>>15996363
Do not lewd the Kakuen lolis.

They are for fun times and non-lewd cuddles.

>> No.15996368

So what happens if you have a cat based waifu while also owning a cat?

Same for dogs.

>> No.15996369

>>15996363
>Sand Cat girl
>like a Fennec kitsune but permaloli

>> No.15996371

>>15996368
They become best friends.

>> No.15996375

>>15996367
They are for having large rears and groping!

>>15996369
Except this is an oppai loli.

>> No.15996381

>>15996375
No. No oppai loli desert girls.

>> No.15996383

>>15996375
Do not grope the little Kakuen!

She's too young for that kind of thing!

>> No.15996387

>>15996375
How rude! She's a very short stack who gets pouty when you mistake her for an oppai loli.

>> No.15996388

>>15993709
Oh man. Lewd the anubis, and she'll remind you that she's a wolfgirl at heart.

>> No.15996391

>>15996333
>Oppai loli Sphinx giving you overly simple riddles
>You still have to fail them otherwise she gives you a sad look
>At least you can fondle her breasts when she "punishes" you

>>15996351
Monster girl would prioritize immobilizing you over everything, depending on the girl it'd be widly different
An Oni would grapple you
A Lamia would focus on dodging and finding an opportunity to coil around you and/or bite
A Redcap would butcher your mana with her giant clever
etc...

>> No.15996394

>>15996381
Yes.
Oppai desert loli girls!
Pharoah!
Mummy!
Anubis!
Apophis!
Kephri!
Sphinx!
All the oppai desert lolis!

>>15996383
I'll give her a bunch of sweets every time it happens!

>>15996387
Then we need to find a way to differentiate her from them!

>> No.15996395

>>15996343
That's the stuff.

I thought this place wasn't worth writing for? Such a tsundere, an oni would probably find that cute though.

>> No.15996396

>>15996383
Damn I want a loli Kakuen to hang on my arms like they were tree branches then I'm going to put her on my head so she can be really high up

>> No.15996397

>>15996368
Both eventually turn furry and you have yourself a lovely little bigamy.

Arigato Crossu-san.

>> No.15996398

>>15996391
That or she wants you to answer them so you can ravage her chest.

>> No.15996400
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>>15996332
>Be the owner of a seaside restaurant.
>The Shark Girl delinquents are infamous in the area.
>Dressing up like pirates
>Vandalism of seaside properties (They graffiti the side of buildings with their Jolly Roger)
>Bullying and scaring beach-goers. Never seriously hurting them, but tourists get scared away.
>And worst of all, raiding restaurants for food, frightening customers and always leave a huge mess in their drunken celebrations.
>As far as they're concerned, the entire coast is theirs.
>Except for your restaurant.
>In response to the attacks, you've trained your staff not only in culinary duties, but in combat.
>One day the Shark Crew came and you repelled them through the use of wooden staves and whacking them on the nose.
>After sending them off you thought that'd be the last of them.
>However you've only encouraged them it would seem.
>They see your restaurant as a challenge, the last bit of territory to take over, they won't be satisfied until they've defeated you, vowing to make you their cabin boy and flaunt you to the public to prove their strength.
>Almost every week it's the same scene. They try to charge up the rocks, over the wall, into your seaside restaurant and you and your fellow chefs and waiters drive them back into the ocean.
>It's actually drawn in more customers, having come less for the food and more for the fight.
>So life's not actually that bad, as long as you don't lose however.

>> No.15996406

>>15996351
In MGE? None.

In my setting? Certain Demons and Lizards.

In Moose's setting? Shit, I doubt we can't find any.

In Druella's fanfiction where she's the hero and her sisters are braindead twits? None, since the humans are the underhanded ones who arw beaten by her skill, grace, and chivalry!

>> No.15996408

>>15996394
Don't give her too many or else you'll make her fat.

>>15996396
This is what you should do with Kakuen lolis!

>> No.15996409

>>15996394
Stop that.
Desert full of normal girls and CC Apophis and Pharaoh. That's it. No little girls allowed.

>> No.15996411

>>15996394
Take your eyes off her rack and look at her massive sexually mature hips, anon!

>> No.15996417

>>15996351
While this is true, it is also boring as fuck to watch or even describe in a story. See old school MMA with different fighting styles vs modern samey MMA. And to further your logic, there would be no reason to teach pure hand to hand at all instead of including weapons training. A man with a knife or a stick or any improvised weapon is far more capable than an unarmed one.

>> No.15996418

>>15996417
Efficiency would probably claim that simply slipping a poison into his drink is better. Or shooting him.

>> No.15996420

>>15996408
All the sweets!
Pies, cakes, candies, and more!

I'll give her them all and fondle her rear!

>>15996409
Never!
This is an oppai loli country now!

>>15996411
You know what would help make those hips more noticeable?

A bun in the oven.

>> No.15996422

>>15996420
You're a bad man, anon.

>> No.15996424

>>15996420
No lolis should be allowed in the desert! Take your sabath belief and those damn chubby loli oppai Nubs somewhere else, like the swamp.

>> No.15996426

You know, I think an Anubis wearing Judge armor from FF12 would be fitting.

>> No.15996428

>>15996420
Wait a minute...

Hey, you're trying to breed an oppai loli, aren't you? Just because she's tiny and stacked doesn't mean her daughter will grow them early!

>> No.15996430

>>15996351
Liches and anyone with instant death spells.

>> No.15996431

>>15996424
Swamps are Onee-san territory.
Blight Town is vaccant for scum like Sabbath.

>> No.15996437

>>15996422
For what? giving her a reward?

What could go wrong?

>>15996424
Never!
They're going to relax in the sun!

They'll tan themselves, wear revealing clothing, and take it easy every day!

>>15996428
That's what you think!
If it doesn't happen the first time then it will happen the second!
And if not the second then the third!
And so on.

>> No.15996438

>>15996355
Ouch, guess that works though. Weak points are weak points.

>>15996359
>>15996430
I was more thinking actual physical combat, rather than magical OHK screaming, but it fits the bill, at least until the wisp gets a sore throat.

>>15996391
Yeah, girls with long tails like lamias/nagas, ryus and so on would be goood at coiling. With an oni's strength though, raw blows would probably be enough to beat an opponent down.

The idea of monstergirls fighting using their nonhuman appendages is pretty great. Lizardgirls probably train so that they can slam their tail like a kickboxer performing a round kick. And dragons probably have huge amounts of strength in their wings.

>> No.15996441

>>15996430
Liches are too easy.
Death touch, high level spells out the ass, no need to fear "dying" like a living being, and almost all are capable of firing lasers from their eyes due to their magic stat.

Dark Valkyrie should be among the doesn't-play-fair crowd.

>> No.15996455

>>15996437
I'm gonna keep the Kakuen lolis away from a monster like you!

>> No.15996458

>>15996437
No they are not. They are going to get out and work to become big and strong girls instead of building a loli oasis. Get out of the sandboxes and go to school, little desert girls!

>> No.15996459

>>15996441
Dark Valks almost certainly have some variant of 'wounds don't heal' ability which is almost as fucking bad because it means a graze will bleed you to death without a curse-remover nearby.
Anyone with an instantdeath spell is literally achieving the highest possible level of efficiency. No fighting, no struggle, no risk. No saving throw.

>>15996438
You know the weirdass stooping shit that Taichi has in exercise? That's a lead into either grabbing sand off the ground and hurling it into your opponent's face or slamming his ballsack. Or both. Actual combat taijiquan is obviously fast. There's another series that theoretically leads into twisting someone's head laterally i.e. breaking their spine off at the neck.

>> No.15996460

>>15996455
They'll be fine.
They'll get all the sweets they can eat and a doting oniichan.

What more could they want?

>>15996458
You can't make them!
They've got the charm of imotous and the chests of oneesans!

>> No.15996468

>>15996459
>playing a campaign with some friends
>player tries picking a fight with an NPC mage because she was being an ass
>"I know power word kill."
Fun how statements of fact can turn into incredible threats.

>> No.15996469

>>15996460
A bunch of trees to climb and swing from!

>> No.15996471 [SPOILER] 
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15996471

Halloween is coming.

And you are most assuredly not prepared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

Are you a man enough dude not to be her Rock Star and escape?

I doubt it...

>> No.15996472

>>15996406
Assume a generic monstergirl setting without the oversexing, then. Use the physical form and attributes of the monstergirls as a base to determine how they'd fight.

>>15996417
Mostly true, I suppose, definitely to watch.
But in a story, I think you could still get some excitement out of describing a character who fights with an almost terrifying amount of efficiency. You can emphasize their brutality, even their lack of emotion in the way they fight, perhaps, and make it clear that the character is only concerned with beating down their opponent.
It could work well if you're presenting that character as a villain who completely physically outclasses the protagonist/s, and who is completely dedicated to achieving their goal.
You can use their fighting style to illustrate how they operate in general, quite possibly.

Though you're right that if we take the philosophy behind it to its logical conclusion, it's doubtful that a character like that would fight without a weapon. Or like >>15996418 says, without just disposing of an enemy in the most zero-risk way possible.

>> No.15996474

>>15996460
The weight on their chests is too big and will drag them down while working on the desert, not only that but the heat will add up to their slowness and make them really lazy! You can't have loli desert girls, Anon. I won't let you.

>> No.15996476

>>15996471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI
Polynesian sex with an ogre.

>> No.15996477

>>15996472
Well I mean, without magic and without weapons it comes down to styles. Any incorporeal being is going to flatten the competition because >no magic.

>> No.15996478

>>15996441
The only way to beat a Lich is by using healing spells. If you can even get close, that is.

>> No.15996480

>>15996474
>Whole desert city full of sweaty, lazy brown oppai lolis

I refuse your refusal.

>> No.15996485

>>15996478
If you outlevel them by enough you can just shit on them proper with spells. Risky though.

>> No.15996487

>>15996471
Can I just cuddle her instead? or scare people with her?

>> No.15996490

>>15996476
>Polynesian sex
Your jizz leaks out on her perineum from the subincision on your dick?

>> No.15996493

Because I'm bored and still deciding on what I should doodle, how about some MGK.

You are Jimmy; a very young man if action, advenrure, and holder of tge record for most milkshakes drank within an hour at Piestrong's pizzeria.
What do you do?

Do you try not to laugh at Pharaoh's new haircut?
Do you and Anubis make things in the Sandbox with Wurm and Sandworm?
Do you share gummy worms with Ryu and Wyvern?
Do you play on the swings with Werewolf, Kitsune, and Kiki, seeing as how you forgot about them?
Do you play in a puddle with Yuki and Yeti?
Do you listen to Wendigo talk about pulled pork and cheese steaks?
Do you play tag with Dragon, Minotaur, Dullahan, and Ophy?
Do you see what Lich and Albino Lamia are up to by the slide?
Do you say hello to 6th grade Wock and Lilim, as well as the new White Horn transfer student from Alaska?
Do you set bugs on fire with 2nd grade Salamander and Hellpup?
Do you draw things on Junko's face while she sleeps under the slide?
Do you make your Echidna teacher smile with a drawing of her?
Do you watch 3rd grade Shirohebi break down into tears over her PSVita combusting while bragging about her rich parents yet again?
Or do you just play Castlevania with your Dhampir cousin after school?

>> No.15996500

>>15996480
Do you want them to be lazy and sweaty? That's not healthy at all. All you want is to have them command you to carry and feed them, just so you can then abuse their huge boobs and asses, you selfish bastard.

Small desert girls should go away!

>> No.15996501

>>15996490
what

>> No.15996502

>>15996472
Then in a generic setting Salamanders might qualify if not portrayed as Kenpachi tiered bloodknights.

>> No.15996504
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>>15996395
Glad you liked it, like a McDonald's burger.

>Spoiler
No idea what you're talking about but here's your secondary (You)

>> No.15996505

>>15994495
I like your writing

>> No.15996506

>>15996501
Polynesians practice(d) subincision as an adulthood rite.

>> No.15996507

>>15996493
>White Horn transfer student

I was literally typing as I was reading your post about how you should have new students since it's been a literal year from when this was started.

And then you beat me to it.

I'm impressed, well done.

>> No.15996508

>>15996493
>spelling errots
Brb, gonna date a Wisp after tieing something.

>> No.15996511

>>15996493
Invite the White Horn to play tag.

>> No.15996512

>>15996502
Salamanders are just 3x faster Lizardgirls

>> No.15996514

>>15996469
I'll buy them a few monkey bars to climb, although I'll pad it well underneath for safety.

I'll also get them vidya games and a couch!

>>15996474
Try and stop me!

>> No.15996515

>>15996512
Speed (and speedblitzing) is actually a huge deal in nonmagical settings.

>> No.15996516

>>15996508
Spelling carrots.

>> No.15996518

>>15996468
PWK only works on non-badasses though.

>> No.15996519

>>15996512
So they chivalry their panties 3x as fast?

>> No.15996521

Man, brown is objectively god-tier, especially since pale brown liches and undeads can be a thing too.

The monstergirl world would factually be a better place if every monstergirl drank some pharaoh milk and became deliciously brown and soft.

>> No.15996522

>>15996518
He was like level 10, she was level 36 and had a divine rank as we later found out.

>> No.15996523

>>15996493

>Do you say hello to 6th grade Wock and Lilim, as well as the new White Horn transfer student from Alaska?

This right here

>> No.15996524

>>15996507
I did new girls in the form if Mantis and I think a Mermaid once.
Once.

>>15996511
But she's in the 6th grade, it'd be silly if she did! Only Wock wouldn't care about that.

>> No.15996527

>>15996521
Pale white Liches are the best, what are you even talking about?

>> No.15996529

>>15996522
Makes sense then, but PWK doesn't get better with levels either.
It's pretty much a "You must be this tall to ride" spell.

>> No.15996530

>>15996514
I will. I'll create an army of old desert ladies to show your little girls how it's done. After the show, every desert in the world will be filled with normal aged girls and all the lolis will be in school!

>> No.15996531

>>15996527
Someday you will see the light.

>> No.15996533

>>15996529
I know, but then you consider that she could've just used fireball and killed him harder than "I'm disappointed, you're fired" kills the shoggoth.

>> No.15996535

>>15996524
Aww that sucks. I guess the only thing left to do is Dragon

>> No.15996536

>>15996531
I don't want to, white Liches are the cutest Liches!

>> No.15996537

>>15996529
It also generally means you have 100 less HP than normal though because as soon as you fall under it's PWK.

>> No.15996538

>>15996523
But will you make a good first impression? This is key, anon.
You can't just go up to her and demand tag when she's 6 or so years older than you, unless she was the onee-san type, of course.

>> No.15996539

>>15996530
Oh anon.

You're already too late...

Why do you think I've been bragging about this?
Because its going to happen?

Oh no... It has happened!

The desert kingdom of the oppai lolis already exists, a hidden oasis within the desert!

Why would anyone brag about a plan they haven't finished?

>> No.15996541
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>>15996476
>Those comments
>Mfw I realized everything about this song halfway through

Feels sad man.

Feels real sad man.

Need me a Neko Ice Queen in my life right about now.

>> No.15996542

>>15996535
Can you handle Ophy in tag though? She knows how to tackle and is quicker than a Wendigo that's on fire.

>> No.15996543

>>15996533
>"I'm disappointed, you're fired" kills the shoggoth.
>Shoggoth disappoints her Mastah
>Her face begins to ripple
>She begins to silently cry
>Slowly she melts into an indistinct blob of flesh
Take responsibility for what you did.

>> No.15996548

>>15996539
I will find that oasis and destroy it. The SSandworms scaouts will find it, it's just a matter of time.

You better start saying goodbye to your chubby, oppai loli Anubis.

>> No.15996549

>>15996537
Yeah, but
a) a good GM isn't going to give you an integer representation of remaining health
b) that's a level 9 spell slot you have tied up lad
And we're getting off-topic here.

>> No.15996550

>>15996548
>SSandworms
>SS Sandworms
Damn Nazis trying to take over Egypt again.

>> No.15996552

>>15996272
This sounds fun

>> No.15996553

>>15996539
Motherly CC pharaoh who goes around breastfeeding loli monstergirls and turning them into brown oppailolis to build her own kingdom when?

>> No.15996554

>>15996549
why don't you have 1000000 scrolls of spell to begin with by the time you're level 30+
it's an NPC, the GM gets the decide when she uses PWK

>> No.15996555

>>15996542
No, Anon. The question is if all of them can handle me. The Godhand catcher.

>> No.15996559

>>15996538

I didn't recall reading anything about tag. I just wanted to say hi to the Wock and Lilim, and hopefully make the White Horn feel welcome.

>> No.15996563

>>15996555
I don't know, but don't underestimate that snake even if Dragon has your back. She DID learn wrestling moves from her mother, after all.

>> No.15996564

>>15996559
Didn't you say something about inviting her to tag? Or am I going more blind than I thought?

>> No.15996565

>>15996548
>Threatening a man and his chubby, oppai loli Anubis

This is how you get to take a tour on Charon's wild ride.

>> No.15996566

>when you see some shit on another board and you feel like you need to bring it back here

>>355313951





>>355314436

I'm sorry in advance.

>> No.15996568

>>15996566
Can't see shit, onbre.

>> No.15996569

>>15996548
You're welcome to try

>> No.15996570

>>15996566
Do you even know how to crosslink?

>> No.15996572

>>15996566
Is this supposed to be from /v/ or /b/ or what?

>> No.15996573

>>15996563
Then I'll ask Dragon to carry me to the skies and do an air strike. I'll call it thunderly snake rain.

>> No.15996576

>>15996114
That's a Redcap?
More like Redkappa

>> No.15996577

>>15996568
>>15996570
>>15996572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1cpQYlEjBU

From /v/

>> No.15996580

>>15996577
>>>/v/355313951
>>>/v/355314436
Linking is easy.

>> No.15996581

>>15996114
Nicely done. Nicely done indeed.

>> No.15996582

>>15996573
The skies won't protect you! She knows how to jump pretty high using her tail. Higher than Dragon can fly as her age while carrying you.

>> No.15996583
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15996583

>>15996577
>>15996580
I guess this is relevant because only now I know the girl in that image is Koakuma?

>> No.15996584

>>15996550
Going to get rid of the deser lolis, make the desert a holy place again.

>>15996569
I'm not going to "try", I'm going to do it.

>> No.15996588

>>15996564

One of the original prompts involved playing tag, but it wasn't with them.

Granted I could see a Wock or a Lilim egging you to play "hide, seek, and rape."

>> No.15996587

>>15996395
>Greentext is now considered writing

>> No.15996589

>>15996229
I mean, I guess she could pass for a more elemental White Horn since the artist leaves out the bottom half. I'm biased by his description, but this is an interesting way of looking at it.

>> No.15996590

>>15996582
Okay, so check this out.

Dragon carries me up and Ophy lunges at us, Dragons throws me foward into a tree and does a flip backwards. Then after Ophy misses she flies straight to me and we run away together.

Those monster girls wouldn't be able to beat the great, old me.

>> No.15996592

>>15996588
Onee-Wock won't tolerate raping.

>> No.15996594

>>15996590
There's still Dullahan and Mino. Are you so heartless that you would abandon them.

>> No.15996595

>>15996592

She'd rape you gently and tenderly.

>> No.15996596

>>15996595
No rape. Just tender cuddle fucking

>> No.15996602

>>15996580
http://i.imgur.com/8Meiy1F.jpg

>> No.15996604

>>15996602
yes hilarious good job whoever made this

>> No.15996606

>>15996493
Playing in the Sandbox is fun.

I just hope that Wurm and Sandworm don't smash up or disturb too many of the things Anubis and I make.

>> No.15996610

>>15996606
Anon they are skilled artisans of the sands. They even made a NPH drawing once.

>> No.15996611

>>15996596

So what about the Lilim and the White Horn?

>> No.15996613
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15996613

Fantastic vulpine fannies.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=59355205&page=2

>> No.15996615

>>15996604
I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not due to the bad grammar.

>> No.15996616

>>15996611
You want a 4some cuddlefuck? Anon, you have balls.

>> No.15996618

>>15996594
No of course not. For the mino we could use somthing red to make her charge, then dodge at the last second and have her either keep going by putting a piece of red cloth in her head or baiting her into hitting her head.
The Dullahan can be quite tricky, but nothing my dodgeball skills can't handle. Her head will be mine in a few seconds of game.

>> No.15996621

>>15996493
>puddle
>Yuki
That puddle is going to be frozen, I'm not making that mistake

>> No.15996623

>>15996621
Ice skating?

>> No.15996625

>>15996623
>play in a puddle/lake
>Yuki freezes it to ice skate while inside
Yeti hugs cannot melt ice fast enough

>> No.15996627
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>>15996613
BIG FAT CAT ASS

>> No.15996629
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>>15996602
I want to bully an incapacitated MG.

>> No.15996630

>>15996625
Don't worry.
Yeti has a pickax in case shit goes south.

>> No.15996631

>>15996493
>Do you see what Lich and Albino Lamia are up to by the slide?
Let's see what they are doing. they are both so nice.

>> No.15996632

>>15996627
Could be bigger.
Want it bigger.
gonna make it bigger

>> No.15996635

>>15996631
They are seeing if they can replace Albino Lamia's artificial heart with a nuclear powered one capable of keeping her alive long enough to turn her into a Lich as well.

>> No.15996636

>>15996631
The lich is helping the lamia to write her will.

>> No.15996637

>>15996630
I'll play in her puddle then, but I'm bringing a wet suit and a snow suit

>> No.15996639

>>15996637
Yeti can't hug you with that crap in the way though.

>> No.15996641

>>15996627
>No busty Onee-san Werecat to sit on your lap with her fat jiggly ass.
It hurts.

>> No.15996644
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>>15996632
Is this better?

>> No.15996646

>>15996635
Can I help them with that somehow? They probably need some help all things considered.

>> No.15996647

>>15996639
She will have to work for those life saving hugs

>> No.15996649

>>15996644
She needs to be overall bigger.
I want a fat booty from a tall cat on my face so that it isn't disproportionate.

>> No.15996650

>>15996641
>No busty Onee-san to sit on your lap with her fat jiggly ass.
>NONE AT ALL
Let us share in our suffering.

>> No.15996651

>>15996646
Lich is good enough. What could you evrn do?

>> No.15996653

>>15996644
Oh anon.
We haven't even begun yet.

>> No.15996655
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>>15996649
I've got an Elf that fits that description.

>> No.15996659
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15996659

How do you guys like to bully cyclopses? I like to stuff them in a locker with my sweaty gym clothes

>> No.15996660
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15996660

>>15996641
>>15996650
Despite being among the simpler designed MGE girls, I'm surprised and disappointed that they lack a surplus of art.

>> No.15996662

>>15996651
... I can pet their heads and tell them that are doing good?

>> No.15996663

>>15996616

I don't want them to feel lonely or left out.

>> No.15996664

>>15996659

>>15996629

Vulnerable MGs are the best

>> No.15996666
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>>15996659
Give her a family.

>> No.15996674

>>15996659
Sneak hathor milk into their drinks
Make fun of them for being chubby.
Getting them in skimpy clothes so I can continue the above thing.
Pushing them down, taking them in a mating press, and taking responsibility.

>> No.15996684

>>15996655
Better but we can go farther.

>> No.15996701

>>15996684
On that ass? Indeed.

>> No.15996705

>>15996659
Force them to get surgery so they can can never have children.

>> No.15996707

>>15996701
No in that way but yes, we can go farther.

>> No.15996708

>>15996659
Hug them for way too long!

>> No.15996712

>>15996659
Invite them to a stare showdown and everytime they blink mention how they are winking sexually at you.

>> No.15996725

>>15996705
Damn, that's not playing around. That's like a hard counter to monstergirls.

>> No.15996735

>>15996493
I'll share gummy worms with ryu all day long. And feed them to Wyvern so she doesn't drop them.

>> No.15996737

>>15996659
Gentle noogie followed by a forehead smooch.

>> No.15996766

>>15996666
>Impregnating a Cyclops
Literal subhuman trash right here.

>> No.15996778

>>15995372
>underboob
>armpits
>short shorts
this is pressing all my buttons, translation when?

>> No.15996784

>>15996659
Turn the dehumidifier to max

>> No.15996801

>>15996766
I want to ruin her figure to the extreme, marry her, give her a bunch of kids, and make her feel like she's unworthy of having such a happy life!

>> No.15996812

>>15996195
This snek was literally made for me.

>> No.15996813
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15996813

>When people mistake being a self-loathing MG for being tsun

>> No.15996814

>>15996778
>he doesn't know

>> No.15996818

>>15996813
That is the curse. The introverted are often seen as dicks/bitches by the extroverted

>> No.15996834

>>15996813
Actually I just think it's fun to bully monoeyes.

>> No.15996850
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>>15996801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

>Pregnant Cyclops getting put into her bridal gown by your mother, she's fretting and worrying that her new mother-in-law hates her
>Even with the rouge lipstick and gravid, swollen belly with your daughter in her womb, she looks absolutely radiant
>She's teeter-tottering down the aisle, the lack of depth perception hindering her slightly
>Starts freaking out and nearly crying when she thinks all the gathered family and friends are judging her as unworthy of a human husband
>Much less a veteran of the Salvation War
>The scripture and vows are spoken, the ceremony proceeding without a hitch after that
>When she gets princess carried into your three bedroom house with a white picket fence, she's 'awawawawa'ing without pause, afraid of being dropped
>Later, when you're sitting there with her, drinking bitter and a little bit crappy coffee, she pops the question, a tear in her massive eye
"W-Why are you doing this, all for me?"
"Don't you know that I'm just a monoeye?"
"Your family hates me."
"I won't be a good mom, or wife."
>She's nearly ready to bawl her eyes out when you reach over and wipe the tear out of her eye
>Leaning forward and telling her the truth that stays with her until you both pass into the afterlife in each other's arms, with grandchildren and kids who love you
'Because no matter what happens in this life or the next, I'll only have eyes for you.'

>> No.15996867

>>15996850
Exactly!
Gonna have a pudgy, lovey dovey cyclops wife!

>> No.15996876
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15996876

So my aunt died over the weekend and I just spent the day crying like a bitch at her funeral. Anyone have anything cute or cuddly to cheer me up?

>> No.15996877

>>15996650
>She'll never notice your raging boner and stand up.
>She'll never tell you to come to her room, swinging her hips from side to side as she walks up the stairs.
>You'll never spend the rest of the day plowing her.
God fucking damn it, why must we suffer this way?

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>>15996876

>> No.15996888 [DELETED] 

I want a skeleton to laugh at my tiny penis!
Spooky!

>> No.15996889
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15996889

>>15996876
have a cuddle cat sandwich

>> No.15996891

>>15996889
not big/soft enough to be cuddle cats

>> No.15996892
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15996892

>>15996888

>> No.15996893

>>15996891
What matters in cuddling is the heart.

>> No.15996896
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15996896

>>15996876
I know I'd be a wreck if my aunt died. My condolences.

>> No.15996897

>>15996892
I'm going to spank this cat.

>> No.15996898
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15996898

>>15996876
I don't have much.

>> No.15996899
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>>15996891
They have the booty though.

>> No.15996900

>>15996876
I don't have any pictures on me, but let me offer my condolences.

>> No.15996905

>>15996889
>You'll never cuddle with a pair of Cheshire twins.
Damn it why?

>> No.15996906

>>15996893
Maybe but cuddling the soul requires a specific type of cuddle cat.

>>15996899
They could have so much more though

>> No.15996908

>>15996899
>when the rabbit hole is deep but isn't wide enough

>> No.15996912

I want a cheshire to laugh at my disappointing dong!

>> No.15996913
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15996913

Spooky Halloween party preparations.

>> No.15996917
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>>15996891
im working with what ive got here my dude give me a break

>> No.15996918

>>15996913
The trio strikes again

>> No.15996925

>>15996913
>VampGazer
>Dark Mage/Jabberwitch
>WereMiia
Cute!

>> No.15996929

>>15996917
Don't worry sad cheshire.
If you don't have the booty now, you can acquire it!

>> No.15996931
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15996931

Bunny?

>> No.15996935

>>15996896
So, did you fuck her at last?

>> No.15996937

>>15996931
Bunbuns!

>> No.15996938
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15996938

Also wife chibis

>> No.15996943

>>15996935
I'm not that anon.

I'm an anon who lives with his aunt though. She's like a second mother to me. And before you suggest it, no, I'm not into that kind of thing either.

>> No.15996945
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15996945

Chibis are great.

>> No.15996949

>>15996908
Don't say that within any radius of a March Hare.

>> No.15996968

>>15996945
Her eye looks like a mouth,

>> No.15996976

>>15996968
That's just like, your opinion, man,

>> No.15996981

>>15996943
Nah, the first reason was my only objective.

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15996982

>>15995321
Not really halloween ready but I hope this is ok.

>> No.15996993

>>15996976
Look at it, Anon. It's the ᐛ face but her hair is hidden by her hair.

>>15996982
Spooky yet cute. Your style is very unique.

>> No.15996997

>>15996982
She's a pretty little thing.

>> No.15997006

>>15996938
>>15996945
Fluffy

>> No.15997014

>>15996993
Her eyes are hidden by her hair.*

>> No.15997025

>>15997014
You don't blush below the mouth

>> No.15997030

>>15997025
Mamono mana?

>> No.15997032

do dhampirs inherit the ojou sama vampire laugh from the mother?

>> No.15997037

>>15996993
>>15996997

Thank you guys.

>> No.15997040

Which are the worst writers so I know who to avoid writing like?

>> No.15997052

>>15997040
All of them.

>> No.15997065
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15997065

>>15996504
That's a cute oni. I prefer her friend though.

>> No.15997079
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15997079

>>15997037
No problem drawfriend, I like your stuff.

>> No.15997085
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15997085

>>15997037
You know we should be the one thanking you, contributing to the thread with cuties and all of that.

>> No.15997098

>>15997065
Don't give him (You)s

>> No.15997114

>>15997040
Me. I'm the worst

>> No.15997116

>>15997098
Don't give who (You)s? Don't give >>15996504 (You)s?

>> No.15997125

>>15997116
Yes. Don't give that faggot (You)s so as to make it believe it belongs here

>> No.15997126

Okay so im thinking of writing something but sort of need some help modeling how a scenario would play out.
Let's say this night when you go to bed magic happens. Monsters invade the world. In most major populated areas they start integrating/taking over (depending on who you ask). They turn into monster and human cities that are mostly demon realms, with all that entails. Lets also say you know nothing about the monsters from the encyclopedia, just that super hot monsters started showing up looking for husbandos. Would you more likely try and live in one of those monster human cities or run away and try and live on your own in the wild? Which do you think the majority of people would chose?

>> No.15997127

>>15997114
Ok Alp

>> No.15997137

>>15997126
No matter how you write it this seems like the kinda story that has the potential to star more of those human v monsters arguments.

>> No.15997144

>>15997137
Shit. You're probably right

>> No.15997146

>>15997126
I'd just get on with my life, and be worried about bumps in humanity accepting sentient life that isn't their species. In the current era, they'd probably be accepted after a few years of craziness. But since I live in a city whose population is 30k, doesn't affect me. I just look at it from afar.

>> No.15997154

>>15997126
This sounds like it'd stir shit up, to be quite honest. I mean, I have my fair share of ideas that'd do just that like corruption stories with some mild yuri, but this sounds like a story that's hitting all the monster v. human clichés.

>> No.15997158

>>15997125
???

>> No.15997159

>>15997137
>>15997154
I was kinda just thinking of doing a series of various one shots over 'anon comes to a city that has monsters in it, meets waifu, holds hands' and so on.

>> No.15997179

>>15997137
Ignore first contact, and instead focus on the society that formed afterwards.

>> No.15997201

>>15996993
To me, it kind of looks like the :y mouth.

>> No.15997208

>>15997201
Yeah, it looks more like a y than a ᐛ. Still looks like a mouth though.

>> No.15997211

>>15997179
This. Focus on the immediate aftermath after the dust settles, metaphorically speaking. Are there stereotypes that are hanging around due to the previous era? Which species are treated well? Are there celebrities? How far have they gone across the world?

>> No.15997215

>>15997158
He's talking about how the guy is shitposting futa
>inb4 how do you know
Because it's the sixth or seventh time the guy has done it. That shit is like a jumpscare. It only surprises someone the first time.

>> No.15997234

>>15997215
I didn't see any there.

>> No.15997255

>>15997234
Then maybe you should go look up that character and see the NSFW versions. That game is old hat, like the guy that used to post the futa Russian centaur and be like "I don't see any dick in this one picture, tee hee."

>> No.15997275

>>15997215
I'm going to play the devil's advocate here and say that at least he's not posting those stupid sanzo comics

>> No.15997302

>>15997275
>playing devil's advocate for that subject at all
Shame, anon. You should know better.

>> No.15997304

If your waifu truly loved you she'd be real.

>> No.15997305

>>15997302
What? As much of a deplorable faggot as he is for both the oni and the centaur at least he's never done full bestiality like Aftyn

>> No.15997311

>>15997304
If I truly loved her I'd exist in her reality

>> No.15997315

>>15997311
I guess you don't really love her then.

>> No.15997321

>>15997304
She is real right here in my heart and mind.

>> No.15997342

>>15997126
Most people would chase them out of the cities.

>> No.15997345

>>15997342
How about you take your HFY and fuck off to /tg/ where that shit belongs?

>> No.15997353

>>15997345
I'm talking about how most normal people would react.

>> No.15997357

>>15997211
>World goes to shit after what humans refer to as the Salvation War, humanity's still trying to rebuild similar to World War Z, focusing less on nationalistic ideas and more on survival
>Slimes being discriminated against as "Goo Bags"
>Succubi being made to work in the sex industry
>Dragons taking over Britain and much of Europe, turning them into medieval tier fiefdoms
>New Egyptian dynasty forms, Islam is abolished once and for all
>America pretty much goes almost full Wild West era again, discrimination running rampant
>MC being a law enforcement/ranger having to cope with the fact his partner is what he grew up knowing as a "Cowbrain"
>Minotaur hating it just as much as him, remembering the days when her kind were lasso'd and broken for fun
>MFW the edge is lacerating me as I type this

>> No.15997360

>>15997345
He's right at least in the fact that's what most people would want to do. Nobody ever takes kindly to a giant group of strangers showing up in their backyard.

Now as to them actually being able to drive them out vs monsters just laughing and saying that they have magic and can do whatever the fuck they want, is a power level exercise for the author, not us.

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>> No.15997379

>>15997357
Well, that's your edge. I said metaphorically speaking after all, I would fully expect modern society to survive even in such a big event.

>> No.15997383
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15997383

!!!

>> No.15997388

>>15997357
I wouldn't mind being a slaveboy to a Pharaoh who thinks my skin is exotic.

>> No.15997390

>>15997383
What monstergirl is this going to be?

>> No.15997393

>>15997379
>Expecting modern europe to survive anything
>When they can't even survive shitskins

>> No.15997396

>>15997383
What?!

>> No.15997398

>>15997357
This makes zero sense because it assumes monsters are literally everywhere and that all the borders are still roughly the same after a global catastrophe. It's more like you tried to build it around "X national stereotype BUT WITH MONSTERGIRLS" rather than thinking any of it through.

>> No.15997400

>>15997383
Shoggoth or Mindflayer

>> No.15997404
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15997404

>>15997398
>Thinking things through
>When coming up ideas for throwaway smut

>> No.15997410

>>15997383
Looking good! Can't wait to see what it becomes. Maybe a manticore?

>> No.15997414

>>15997404
>Not putting lots of thought and detail into your throwaway smut worldbuilding

>> No.15997417

>>15997383
It's a dragun!

>> No.15997418

>>15997370
I wanna fix up miss smashy and return her as a gift!

>> No.15997419

>>15997404
Worldbuilding gets my dick rock hard.

>> No.15997425

>>15997404
>not having decent worldbuil...

>more futa posting
Fuck you.

>> No.15997432

>>15997357
Just seems sort of silly that they'd be allowed to stay in the police force or government in cases like this.

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15997438

>>15997425
Except she's not a futa. Nice falseflagging.

>> No.15997454

>>15997357
You aggravated my autism. The Egyptians never got close to conquering Arabia, and I won't let you take away my dream of an Islamic angel waifu who wears a burqa on the streets and gives me "divine guidance" in the sheets.

>> No.15997466

Dark elves > Elves

>> No.15997483

>>15997419
Too true. Having a character patronisingly explain the setting never fails to give me a boner.
Even if it's my own setting

>> No.15997494

>>15997390
>>15997396
>>15997400
>>15997410
Scroll up. Loen talked about the daki.

>> No.15997495

>>15997494
Ahh, it's the Wock after all.

>> No.15997509

>>15997483
Anon, if I have context as to why something is happening in a fantasy then it makes the fantasy sweeter.
My personal favorite is the idea of a monstergirl college where men are only just now being allowed entry.
Mainly because I want to be made into the boytoy of an entire /fit/ busty sorority of monstergirls.

>> No.15997529

>>15997494
>wock
Lame
Hype dead

>> No.15997532

>>15996195
I'm going to join that cute little Jinko's Red Guard!
We're going to reeducate you prudes so you too can bask in the sexy glory of peace, love and international Communism!

>> No.15997548

>>15997529
You're lame

>> No.15997564

>>15997529
How rude anon, delicious brown gazer-sized thighs are love. I need an example of KC armpits but apparently the only example is the Wyvern, funny, never noticed the lack of armpits. Time to improvise and later either color the lewd spider or start something halloween-related.

>> No.15997574

>>15997564
Hopefully something good for halloween, or rather someone and that isn't gazer.

>> No.15997593

>>15997383
Those thighs and hips are going to kill me dear fucking god

>> No.15997602

>>15997357
That's...close to what i was thinking
I basically had the idea that humanity is divided into two camps. To one side this is just the begining of a new age. They see nothing inherently wrong with monsters and alot that can be gained by humans and monsters working together. So you have sprawling 'demon realm' metropoli and stuff like that. Basically modern day cities with monsters in them.
To the rest of humanity this is like some zombie apocalypse. They live either in isolated places in the wild, some going full STALKER and so on. And to them there are these wondering prowling monsters looking to take any human captive and so on.

>> No.15997607

>>15997404
>>15997438
LICKABLE
I
C
K
A
B
L
E

>> No.15997624

>>15997593
Yes, they would
But by god would it be worth it

>> No.15997648

>>15997602
Wouldn't most of the humans in the latter camp just try to retake cities rather then live in the wild?

>> No.15997650

>>15997564
Loen, that you?

Really looking forward to halloween stuff from you

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15997677

Does anyone have all those lewd pics that got posted last thread? Got deleted before I could save them.

>> No.15997685

I love an MG with a huge, enormous, earth-shatteringly large and incomprehensibly huge tail

>> No.15997686

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out fro tanu

>> No.15997695

>>15997677
These?
http://elakan.tumblr.com/

>> No.15997696

>>15997685
But anon, think of what carrying something with that mass would do to her posture! It's too big!

>> No.15997697

>>15997685
So what would you do if a big Lamia oiled her extra long tail up and massaged your entire body with it?

>> No.15997701

>>15997686
One of these days I'll burn down the thread with my waifu. You'll see.

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15997704

>>15997686
Jokes on you these threads have been burned husks since the exodus from /a/. We're the kindling for the end of the Age of Fire.

>> No.15997709

>>15997695
Those would be them. Thank you, anon.

>> No.15997711

>>15997704
>Shoggocks doomsaying

>> No.15997714
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>>15997711
>Boogeymanning
>In 2016

>> No.15997722

>>15997648
Some of them form their own cities but the monster cities have their own military and everything. They probably aren't going to do much.

>> No.15997725

>>15997696
See >>15996277
Also if it is a Lamia type, it's no problem.

>>15997697
I would spend all day returning the favor and massage and rub every inch of that beautiful leviathan

>> No.15997730

>>15997722
That would be a lot of work of mot people. I'd assume it would be easier to take over certain cities and make them human only,

>> No.15997734

So, you ready for absolutely nothing to happen in 2017?

>> No.15997740

>>15997711
But he's right, except it was still comfy and even gave an uplift feeling some time after the exodus.

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15997748

>Asked for some Core stories a month or so ago
>Finally got around to reading them
>Read Reverse Glory Hole
>tfw boyslut instincts kicked in hard

Whoever linked all those: Thank you. I might have just found a new favorite fap fic

>> No.15997749

>>15997695
>dat ryu
Whoever did that is a hero

>> No.15997755

>>15997748
Get used to RS being the only competent named writefag who does Manticores outside of Seafoam's one shot.

>> No.15997758

Okay this is kind of a weird question, but does anyone remember the artist who did the really amazing splatoon squid tongue art?

>> No.15997759

>>15997734
Already putting back the Welcome mats in storage.

>> No.15997771
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15997771

>>15997758
If you're referring to this gif, here's their pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5735066

>>15997740
That passive-aggressive shitheel is never right about anything

>> No.15997772

>>15997758
Me.

>> No.15997785

>>15997714
Right? He's several months early.

>> No.15997801

>>15997755

Such a shame.

I've wondered how to write one myself. About all I could come up with was either an aloof loner or a slightly clingy homebody.

>> No.15997814

>>15997801
You know, the reason the manticore got as much attention as it did was, I think, due to two things:
1. visual design
2. default personality that people found appealing

You don't have to break the mold every time you write, sometimes it's good to play within it. It sounds like you might be trying too hard to be different for no apparent reason. That or you're trying to waifu the manticore too hard, which also got some ire rolling.

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15997818

I'm gonna be the strongest Snake Charmer!

>> No.15997839

>>15997814
>got some ire rolling
Who cares what the idiots think?

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15997841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEibQCsf998
I just had a thought, theaters in Undead Kingdoms would be rad as fuck.

>> No.15997851

>>15997841
>You will never travel abroad to the Undead Kingdoms to study Necromancy.

>> No.15997857

>>15997839
>Who cares what the idiots think?
Most people that bother publishing writing here and probably in general.

Aside from them, trying too hard to make the tsun rapists into these cute things constantly did bring down the manticore. It's okay once in a while, but the rape machine was what people fell in love with. Insisting on staying away from that, especially when you don't have any good ideas of your own, isn't the smart thing to do.

>> No.15997875

>>15997814

>You don't have to break the mold every time you write, sometimes it's good to play within it. It sounds like you might be trying too hard to be different for no apparent reason.

When I asked for good stories with Manticores I was wanting to see how other people wrote them as characters. The smut was a nice bonus, but I was wanting to see how others wrote them.

To use my own examples: the aloof one came from the line about how cores don't show their feelings to their husbands. So it made sense to me that one being standoffish wouldn't be too out there.

As for the other one, I thought "what if a Manticore was a lot more open with her husband?" I realized that was too fluffy (for lack of a better word) for a Manticore and tried to think of some flaws to go with it. So I came up with a girl who, while open and honest with her husband, relied a little too much on him and clung to him in a way that's almost unhealthy.

I realize the error of my ways though. Making one character kinda close to X and making another the exact opposite of X is lazy as fuck. I'm wanting to get better (which is why I asked for stories in the first place), so I'm at least trying.

>> No.15997894

>>15997857
None of those points address why he shouldn't write the story he wants to. You write for your target audience, not your critics. There are more than a few people who appreciate a gentler manticore, so don't pretend that nobody would read it.

Just the other day, one of our top writefags gave the middle finger to a resident autist and wrote a great piece of tentacle prose. You know, that one girl that several of the snowflakes gets triggered over every time it's mentioned.

As long as you stay within the thread rules, anons should absolutely write what makes them happy. A modicum or originality is necessary, but that's not exactly difficult.

>> No.15997907

>>15997894
>tfw you'll never be one of the top writefags

>> No.15997919

>>15997875
The aloof one wasn't actually too far off in general description from the profile. It's been done of course, but like I was saying that's not necessarily a bad thing as even if you don't do anything unique you're at least aligning with something people like so you can ride that. It's really the other idea that was less than okay.

>As for the other one, I thought "what if a Manticore was a lot more open with her husband?"
This thought isn't necessarily a bad one, the trick is to actually think on it. Go into this with shallow thoughts and your product will be shit, not even enough to entertain the lowest common denominator because the lowest common denominator is going to feel insulted.
> I realized that was too fluffy (for lack of a better word) for a Manticore and tried to think of some flaws to go with it.
Here it comes...
>I came up with a girl who, while open and honest with her husband, relied a little too much on him and clung to him in a way that's almost unhealthy.
Yup. This one's a hard sell; if you don't spend time showing-and-not-telling us that there's something legitimately wrong with this girl you've just given her a "flaw" that's cute and isn't really a flaw at all. That is how you write a Mary Sue. As with everything else it's totally doable as a concept, but can YOU write it?

Not tearing you apart here since you're definitely trying to do things right, just giving you something to think on.

>> No.15997938

>>15997907
Mixed feels, as that would imply I have near zero value for my effort and time.

>> No.15997962

>>15996982
Nice, your style is awesome.

>> No.15997973

>tfw just realized YBA will never finish Vengeance

god damn it

>> No.15997988

>>15997938
Holy shit why do you hate writefags so much?

>> No.15997994

>>15997894
>You write for your target audience, not your critics.
See, that's just it. Your critics aren't shouting into a vacuum and sometimes your critics are your target audience. You don't want to and shouldn't be lead by the nose by them, but not paying some attention to how what you're writing is perceived isn't smart either. Your critics do have at least a little influence over your target audience and some of the criticism you get is going to be from people that would have enjoyed what you did were it not done in quite that way.

>Just the other day, one of our top writefags gave the middle finger to a resident autist and wrote a great piece of tentacle prose.
I don't remember a terribly large amount of hubub regarding tentacle; whenever something went down you knew it was only a few retards. Those guys are always okay to piss off. Sometimes it's fun. At the height of the manticore days though that was clearly not the case. Get that many people hating something and there's probably a reason. Admittedly not always a good one, but one worth evaluating.

>As long as you stay within the thread rules
The ones enforced by collective criticism from one's target audience? Those "rules?" Staying within them is a balancing act and something that is worth paying thought to.
>anons should absolutely write what makes them happy. A modicum or originality is necessary, but that's not exactly difficult.
I wasn't discouraging that even in the original post. My point was that you can fuck things up when you smother a piece in the wrong kind of creativity too.

I did word that last sentence poorly as I seemed to have jumped to a possible result rather than pointing out the process of [many writers] trying too hard to make a thing unique->writing something shit->thread now hates [your] thing. Still, one should look at what your critics and take something from what they're saying. It's not always "I'm a retard with no taste!" sometimes it is actually "here's what's being done wrong!" or at least some discernible tidbit you can use to make your stuff better.

>> No.15997995

>>15997973
Never lose your hope. Well, except for the case when YBA just comes in and says couldn't give a damn about it, along with announcing he's starting an HRT course and converting to Islam. Otherwise, NEVER.

>> No.15998000

>>15997995
I have been rereading a bunch of older stuff.
Its just making me sad...

>no cap
>no YBA
>no thunderbrother
Even moose has slowed down

>> No.15998004

>>15997988
I swear it, there is this guy that hates everything that comes from these threads and all of its posters, yet he still comes here. I don't if it's bollocks, or bob or that bourbon guy from long ago.

>> No.15998021

>>15998000
Perhaps someday something will breathe life into us anew. Maybe the Seven Seas MGE introduction to the West will give us a surge of new blood? inb4 it'll be more like concentrated sulphuric acid

>> No.15998024

>>15998021
>a surge of new blood
Fuck that noise. Remember those newfags from the other day?

>> No.15998030

>>15998000
I'm sure there is some active people you enjoy

>> No.15998033

>>15998024
We need new people if we want to stay alive.

>> No.15998035

>>15998030
Yeah, but the rate of new material has slowed down significantly.

and its mostly being sad about stories being left unfinished forever rather than just not liking newer writers

>> No.15998046

>>15998035
Not him but I don't even know who's new or old, I just read what comes up.

>> No.15998051

>>15997919

I wasn't too happy with how I worded the second one (I'm half asleep from medication and I rewrote the second half of the post like three times), plus I wasn't too happy with it in the first place. I want to avoid the "perfect waifu," thing the best I can.

Let me break it down by my own thought process: on the second one I ask myself how did she get that way? Why is she clingy and too dependent on her husband? My answer was a coddled and sheltered childhood, possibly raised by human foster parents (possibly even going into nature vs nurture some as well but that's probably too much for me to handle). She never learned how to fend for herself or be independent, as other people did all that for her.

Holy fuck I think I described an ex of mine. I wouldn't even wish her on my worst enemies. 3D, never once.

Going by what was said >>15997857, she still has the capacity to be a rape machine. Imagine her husband gets home around 5:30 every day. If he's not home by 5:40, she begins to worry. 5:50 she's freaking out. 6:00 and she's borderline panic attack.

Once her husband steps through the door at 6:02 she's ready to call the police for a missing person. She runs to him, sticks a spine in him, and rapes him for the rest of the night. "It's okay," she tells herself. "He loves me and I love him, and he would never leave me. Never ever ever ever ever."

When I say clingy I didn't mean in a cute way. I meant in a suffocating kind of way.

You write what you know, and I know crazy.

The aloof one, on the other hand, was a secondary character for something I just tossed around in my head to amuse myself with. Basically Scrubs with monstergirls, and she was a loner nurse who another character tried to befriend and bring out of her shell.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to contemplate my past decisions for a while.

>> No.15998054

>>15998004
>this guy that hates everything that comes from these threads and all of its posters, yet he still comes here
That's not so much of a paradox if 'ya wanted to portray it that way. I do follow threads to grab art and MGE materials but my attitude to it's own foundation is ambivalent at best. Not the whatever grudgy guy you were talking about ofc.

>> No.15998065

>>15998033
Sounds like a question of rage, rage, raging into the night or dying at home with an ounce of dignity. I'm honestly not sure which idea I prefer.

>> No.15998068

>>15997725
I think a Lamia would really appreciate a man who would pay special attention to her tail.

>> No.15998093

>>15998054
Well, if you don't bother anyone with your "thread foundation" (whatever that is) and just lurk, who cares? The guy I'm talking about seems to post only to act like insufferable faggot.

>> No.15998104

>>15998000
Is lantern still posting?
Also if i dont recognize some of those names should i start reading up on their stuff even if they arent posting anymore?

>> No.15998107

>>15998035
Whenever I see a new writer posting his story he either gets ignored or gets 1 to 2 replies

Meanwhile you can start a chain of replies by just mentioning an already established writer

This is anything but a healthy environment for growth
How would you feel if you spent hours working on a story, posted it and not received a single comment about it, then a few moments later another writer just posts some joke and spawns a full discussion
Would you think that all those hours spent writing were worth it? Would you think your work is appreciated?

Maybe the fix to that would be a better platform than pastebin to publish your stories, but as I see it right now there is no incentive to write for the thread aside from the fun of it

>> No.15998114

>>15998107
>there is no incentive to write for the thread aside from the fun of it
Congratulations, you found the answer.
Suck it up you big baby.

>> No.15998124

>>15998114
More fun => More OC

Stop not having fun, faggots.

>> No.15998134

>>15998124
Fun should be outlawed

>> No.15998135

>>15998134
You should be outlawed.
Better yet, you should be tied up in the middle of town and made to look as men and their waifus have wholesome family fun at a fair.

>> No.15998136

>>15998124
I tried having fun once and it was awful What you you have to say about that, huh? Go fun yourself, asshole.

>> No.15998139

>>15998107
False, you just keep writing, and if you are good enough, people will notice you.

>> No.15998142

>>15998124
>More fun
There are people here that correlate fun with shit like RP, so I'm not so sure.

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>>15998135
This won't be the last you hear of me!

I'll be back! With tanuki lawyers!

>> No.15998150

>>15998107
This reads like an ad for tft. Do you think that guys like beast or silent started out good? No.

>> No.15998159

>>15998114
I'm just sad that my favorite writer gave up and I'm blaming you guys for it

>>15998139
Maybe I missed it but I don't recall this happening for anyone since beast and that was because people were vocal about his work and gave criticism

>> No.15998161

>>15998147
But anon, Tanuki lawyers have fun in courts of law!

>> No.15998162

>>15998161
Tanukis will have fun with all those fun lawsuits, then!

>> No.15998164

>>15998159
Who was your favorite writer?

>> No.15998168

>>15998162
But anon, don't you see? If you get fun outlawed then they can't have fun in court anymore. And if they can't have fun in court anymore then they get disbarred from practicing law! And that means that they're going to botch your case on purpose.

>> No.15998170

>>15998147
The Yetis are coming!

>> No.15998173

>>15998164
It was probably he himself.

>> No.15998176

>>15998168
Then I'll get another group of tanukis to sue those tanukis for having fun! Then I'll have the original group sue the other group for having fun!

>> No.15998179

>>15998176
But neither group will work with you anon. And you wouldn't be able to get the other group to sue for you because you'll have gotten them disbarred!
There's no winning this for you.

>> No.15998183

>>15998159
People still give criticism and are vocal about the stuff they like, you just don't want to see it, Captain Walker.

>> No.15998184

>>15998164
Klaus Shultz
He hasn't posted since July so maybe there is still some hope

>> No.15998185

>>15998179
Fine! Have fun while I passive-aggresively stare at you all from a distance!

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>>15996322
You will one day.

>> No.15998193

>>15998104
Lantern is still updating and whether or not you choose to read the good old boys is entirely up to you.

>> No.15998203

Warm Bubble Slime girls lounging in a hot tub.

>> No.15998215

>>15998183
Maybe you're right, I'm probably biased as hell
Anyway let's end that talk here I don't see it going anywhere

>>15998203
I'd take a bath with a Bubble Slime, I wouldn't want her to touch me in weird places though

>> No.15998248

>>15998215
Touching you all over is the best way for her to ensure a deep clean though.

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15998253

Back again, my sweet?

>> No.15998261

>>15998203
Aren't bubble slimes made out of crap from a sewer?

>> No.15998268

>>15998248
Ok but just touching, I don't trust monster girls with washing after learning what Cancers do to "clean" their husbands

>>15998253
Gyaru P'orcs are for having one night stand and never calling back

>> No.15998274

>>15998268
>one night stand and never calling back
And then she got the title Man-Stalker.

>> No.15998276

>>15998261
Sort of

>Bubble slime's scent comes from the bubbling chemical reactions that are constantly happening in their body, which actually effect a purification of the toxins they encounter in their environments - meaning, ironically, that they're probably the cleanest thing in their vicinity. In fact, jelly made from the bubble slime's goo is considered an exquisite delicacy in the Demon Realm Traveller's Guide.
>it’s said that they produce an offensive odor because they live in terrible environments. Their bodies take in toxins, convert them into harmless substances, and release it. For that reason, if you take them out of the sewers or other such areas, and live in a clean place for a while, their foul odor will completely disappear. Once the foul odor is gone, they release a good scent that’s surprisingly distinct. The odor sensed by men who become dependent on bubble slimes is likely a powerful version of this.

>> No.15998308

>>15998276
Huh, the more you know. Thanks anon for enlightening me, you saved a girl from my trash list.

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>>15998308
They are a fun slime. I always imagine a Hospital full of airheaded nurse bubble slimes, where they purify patients bodies of toxins, sexually.

>> No.15998349

>>15998276
This gives me a literal purification boner.
You take a nasty, stinky slime from the sewer, give her a proper place to live and a hot meal of you-know-what, and watch as the nastiness literally drains away from her.

I can just imagine taking her out around the surface town after she's cleaned up. She's expecting people to scowl and scoot away like she's used to, but instead she just gets pleasant smiles.
I bet she'd burst into tears with happiness when some little kid runs up and tells her she smells nice.

>> No.15998351

>>15998337
Would Bubble Slimes love sodas?
Would one try to make semen fizzy?

>> No.15998356

>>15998337
Too bad they're addictive.

>> No.15998360

>>15998351

>Would Bubble Slimes love Sodas?

http://youtu.be/0lTBUDBq8xw

>> No.15998367

>>15998356
Medicine is okay with addictive substances in controlled dosages though. For husbands I have to wonder how much different that would be from the usual "LOL INCUBUS SEX 24/7" thing.

>> No.15998377

>>15998367

I think it would depend on how much she can grow/replicate/whatever.

If she can grow as fast as he takes in, then it's not a problem until he can't produce anymore fluids.

If she can't keep up, then it's only as addictive to make him to need it every few days.

Too ambiguous to answer really.

>> No.15998382

>>15998253
>>15998268
Sorry for being such an egregious noob, buy I don't understand gyaru.

Is it that Japanese think black girls are giga-sluts, and therefore putting on blackface is giga-slutty?

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>> No.15998416

>>15998356
There is something attractive about being addicted

Imagine you going to work after kissing your Bubble Slime wife goodbye
You spend 8+ hours away from home and each passing minute makes you crave you wife even more
Once your shift is over you rush back home and slam open
Before your wife can even greet you you'd already be naked and ready for a full body bath with her

>> No.15998452

>>15995823
My teeth were staggered, several years of removing baby teeth with roots that looked like fangs, palate widening, applying
and removal of braces later, I still have crooked teeth. Symmetrical and they're not smushed together or in front of each other, but still permanently crooked.

To properly answer your question, no, just bad luck with my teeth.

>> No.15998455

>>15998416
Doesn't sound all that good to me.

>> No.15998464

>>15998455
What about the other way around, if she was addicted to you?

>> No.15998465

>>15998033
This is the opposite of true.

>> No.15998469

>>15998464
Still not good.

>> No.15998479

>>15998469
Well I guess depravity is not for everyone

What would you like most in a relationship with a monster girl?

>> No.15998482

>>15998033
Honestly I don't really know about that. Do you really think this fetish community is going to seriously die out from lack of interest and warm bodies? I know this topic comes up from time to time, but come on, this is a fetish fantasy thread. Naturally there's not going to be that many people her compared to say any other general.

>> No.15998484

>>15998479
A normal one with no addiction.

>> No.15998494

>>15998484
Do you consider rape normal?

>> No.15998497

>>15998494
She's not really the rapey type.

>> No.15998524

>>15998497
Oh so you're the romantic type, come on let's be real for a moment

Would you rather come home to a girl who loves you but has no clue how to please a man
Or would you rather come home to a girl who loves you and knows how to satisfy you every single night

>> No.15998548

>>15998382
Sluts all over put on stupid fake tans that make their skin orange, haven't you been watching Jersey Shore?
>>15998412
Spoopy.

>> No.15998558

>>15998524
Not him, but that's a pretty terrible argument. Girl one can even as a human (and would since she's a monstergirl) become girl two in a few months tops. Not being rapey doesn't mean she doesn't know how to please a man either; he never said she was a blushing virgin and even if she was, she's a monstergirl. They'd pick up fast.

>> No.15998561

>>15998524
She can do that without raping me everyday.

>> No.15998582
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15998582

An elf with a bulldyke haircut and a flat chest is messing with some historically significant ruins, are you going to let that barbarian defile the remnants of the past with her man-hating graffiti?

>> No.15998589

>>15998558
>>15998561
Alright you are right, I'm sorry for talking shit
I'd still prefer a girl who rapes me though

>> No.15998592

>>15998582
Anon, she's just opening a door. She's part of my party.
And she's getting the dick tonight.

>> No.15998598

>>15998582
>bulldyke haircut
I behead the hideous beast and purge it's remains with fire.

>> No.15998632

>>15998589
So what do you want? To be cornered in an alley by a monstergirl who rips off your pants, rapes you until you're a crying mess, and then gives you her number and tells you to call her?

>> No.15998643

>>15998632
That and making me addicted to her pussy/venom/whatever too

>> No.15998653

>>15998632
You're forgetting the meta. If you get raped by a monster girl, you're going to fucking enjoy it. That's just how it works.

>> No.15998670

>>15996876
I'm fortunate enough to know all of my directly-related aunts are still well and alive, so I really link this with the best of intentions. It cheered me up a good deal at a heart-wrenching time. It doesn't follow MGE rules, yes.
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/musuko_ga_kawaikute_shikataganai_mazoku_no_hahaoya/

>> No.15998678

>Your Tanuki nee-san will never buy you a new car as a gift when you graduate college
>She'll never make you fuck her in the backseat once a week
>She'll never claim that she's making you pay her back, but in reality is using the car as an excuse to mark you with her scent

>> No.15998682

>>15998678
Was it a Nissan?

>> No.15998684

>>15996913
A good deal of cleverness in here, but what I love most is the effect of bats flying around the Gazer. I wonder if those eyes can still see. I wonder if she's slightly indulging her blindfold fetish?

>> No.15998688

>>15996917
And sometimes even smug needs a hug.

>> No.15998690

>>15996938
I like the, hmm, grim-cute look of this. The black eye really does it.

>> No.15998700

>>15998678
But I don't want to have her musky smell imprinted onto me
I'll never be able to get married if I small like I'm sleeping hugging her tail every night

>>15998682
You know she wouldn't let her dear brother in anything worse than a BMW

>> No.15998731

>>15998700
>BMW

Eliot plz

>> No.15998738

>>15998700
Shut up and cum in your sister, anon.

>> No.15998742

>>15993930
Forbidden romance between an aspiring dark elf slave trader and her slave

>> No.15998747

>>15998742
Why wouldn't she just swallow the cost and get him for herself? Slaves are for loving in dark elf society anyways, it wouldn't be seen as taboo.

>> No.15998748

Man, I'm getting a hard-on thinking about that used and abused dark elf from kuroinu.

>> No.15998749

>>15998747
You don't eat from the load.

>> No.15998752

>>15996945
Thanks for introducing us to yet another lovely artist.

>> No.15998756

>>15998748
Would you heal her or fuel her sex addiction?

>> No.15998757

>>15998747
But in drow society it's the woman that are in power, so you can't just fall inlove with your goods.

>> No.15998762

>>15998748
>>15998756
I want to take a broken thing like her and make a happy nympho out of her!
>>15998757
>drow society
Dual-wielding scimitars intensify.

>> No.15998764

>>15996982
Ah, I saw this on DA before seeing it in the thread. I'd forgotten the "Halloween ready" aspect. It's fine though, ain't it? She's inherently spooky in a sense.

That and we can just pretend that when she opens her "coat" two large hands are holding bowls full of candy!

>> No.15998767

>>15998756
She hates humans because of what they did to her when she was young if I remember correctly. Everything will just lead to copious amounts of hatesex.

>> No.15998771

>>15997014
>>15997025
I find I'm capable of seeing it both ways now thanks to you two, though, the blush below the mouth really only works for me if I pretend the redness is from eating something spicy.

Gazerfag, does she enjoy spicy food - whether she has a good tolerance for it or not?

>> No.15998782
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15998782

I want not-guts and druella to battle in a sex-off.
I also want this delicious dark elf.

>> No.15998790

>>15997032
They find it a bit embarrassing, but they start to do it more in general around their husbands when they start taking turns being dominant in bed.

That and teasing him about how good it must've felt when he's the one taking the lead. She loves the feeling of being his Ohohohoe.

>> No.15998794

>>15998653
But if you enjoy it it only becomes half-rape. A full on rape should leave you traumatized and not wanting more.

>> No.15998795
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15998795

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling me if I should get The Walking Dead Compendiums for Christmas?

>> No.15998806

>>15998782
Not if I do it first!

>> No.15998809

>>15998782
not-guts isn't strong though, he just has a hentai plot penis

>> No.15998810

>>15998762
You would need to thaw her heart first, she's wary of humans.

>> No.15998818

>>15998782
Druella invading not-gut's kingdom making it Lescatie 2.0 and all the heroines' rise to power again fic when?

>> No.15998819

>>15998810
I will tame her with stretchy anime meats.

>> No.15998824

>>15998818
>rise to power
They're hardsubs. They side with the penis.

>> No.15998828

>>15998809
Yeah, he's only above average when it comes to strength but he's still the ruler of his makeshift kingdom.

>> No.15998838

>>15997370
That was a good chuckle. How precious.

>> No.15998846

>>15997686
>fro tanu
Explain, please.

>> No.15998848

Monster sisters.
Blood related or not?

>> No.15998850

>>15998848
Related.

>> No.15998854

>>15998848
Related. The more taboo something is the more exciting it gets.

>> No.15998876
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15998876

>>15997841
>>15997851
>theaters in Undead Kingdoms would be rad
Imagine if they
>travel abroad to the Undead Kingdoms to study Necromancy
Imagine if there was a particular theater group that secretly observed men who were making their way to the Undead Kingdom.
If they died on the way there they'd learn about their life somehow and retell it tastefully through a play. These plays always end with the man being revived (or in the case of women, their revival was whatever undead MG they became).
It'd be difficult to write about since it'd need so much detail as to not cheapen the effect. But how's THAT for a welcome?

>> No.15998882

>>15998876
This does deserve a story. Maybe I'll try working this idea into my own story. I can put anything in it.

>> No.15998905

>>15998412
Unique. Have a source?

>> No.15998924

>>15998795
What does that have to do with warming her up? Unless this is a really roundabout way of suggesting they read them together during the week-long winter break.

>> No.15998935

>>15998882
Oh, I'm glad you're that curious about trying it. Here's to hoping you find fun and satisfaction in the end, among other things. Who knows what life-story you'll give the guy or gal.

>> No.15998939
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15998939

>>15998905
This guy.

>> No.15998943

>>15998924
That's 3000 pages of zombie goodness to read, you're gonna be cuddling her non-stop.
>>15998935
I have a character who's life story I was planning to tell in a series of flashbacks, but this sounds like it'd be way more interesting.

>> No.15998967

>>15998876
>undead kingdom
>rain and overcast most of the time

Is there a snowy version of this?

>> No.15998971

>>15998967
You want Northrend?

>> No.15998987

>>15998971
Yeah. Rain is depressing while snow is comfy for me.

Hopefully this winter isn't a shitty one where it only rains.

>> No.15998999

>>15998987
Snow weather makes cuddling with your waifu 10 times better

I hope Ice Queen has the power to constantly make it snow in her kingdom

>> No.15999010

>>15998999
As long as she doesn't sing while she does it.

>> No.15999021

>>15998846
The tanukis are coming the tanukis are coming!

>> No.15999025

>>15998999
>Cuddling with a Wight in front of a fireplace while it's snowing outside

Maximum comfy achieved

>> No.15999028

>>15998939
Ah, many thanks then. Good on you for taking the chance to show some moth love too.

>>15998943
Oh dear, I didn't realize they were that long. Frankly, it's the first time I've seen the word "Compendium".

It makes me a little happy to inadvertently add to someone's writing. It's true it could be more interesting, plus the flashback can be broken up with the descriptions of the play - the girls, the theater, the surrounding environment - so as to keep people interested in past and present.

>>15998967
I don't know about being overcast most of the time, especially with all manner of weather-magic being experimented on in some areas.

It does raise an interesting point as to how different each undead species would value shelter for the sake of keeping themselves free of the elements though. Could lead to a very diverse "cityscape" depending on how vulnerable each species felt in certain weather - that is to say nothing of goods and other items.

>>15999010
But what if it's a song about how her husband looks sleeping peacefully on her lap or in her embrace, or how warm it feels when she's cuddled up to him?

Something that felt like this in spirit, despite the lyrical difference that would be needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBRD71FEhT8

>> No.15999033

>>15999028
>I didn't realize they were that long
They're a little over a thousand pages each, they're pretty nifty.
>It makes me a little happy to inadvertently add to someone's writing.
If only it had been someone who actually sticks to what they start.

>> No.15999047

>>15999033
Well, if it motivates you to build that skill of stick–to–itiveness just a little, then that's good enough. To inspire is its own reward.

>> No.15999051

>>15999021
Hmm, then "fro" is a word from another language possibly. I'll do some research, but thanks for the explanation.

>> No.15999052

>>15998939
On second thought, do you have the link for >>15998412 ? I didn't see it on his pixiv or twitter, unless I just didn't scroll down enough for the latter. Did he say what it's supposed to be?

>> No.15999054

>>15999047
>>15999033
The amount a writefag talks about his own work in a thread is inversely proportionate to the amount of work they actually put out. Prove me wrong.

>> No.15999062
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15999062

>>15999047
A plan is forming in my head now. I'll be mulling this over.
>>15999054
Fuck you too!

>> No.15999072

>>15999062
Nah, fuck you, bummerman!

>> No.15999086
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15999086

>>15999072
No, fuck-a you, fuck-a you like I fuck-a you mamma!

>> No.15999118

>>15999052
I'd link it but pixiv isn't working for me.
What the fuck is up with this new shitty layout?

>> No.15999127

>>15999062
Happy brainstorming! (just take care with the Zombies around)

>>15999072
>>15999086
I leave for a few minutes and this happens.
Besides, to be fair I only just threw out the idea that caused them to talk about their story and incorporating it in a mere hour ago.

>> No.15999133

>>15999118
Well you've confirmed for me that it's on his pixiv, so that'll do. Thanks again. Browsing-ho!

>> No.15999146
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15999146

Salamanders would make great fitness trainers.

>> No.15999151

>>15999146
Nice, desu.

>> No.15999157

>>15999146
Yeah!

I CAN do it!

I can do all the Monster Girls in this gym!

>> No.15999159

>>15999157
Locker-room slut!

>> No.15999162

>>15999157
>I can do all the Monster Girls in this gym!
Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna have to compete against me then!
Dibs on the salamanders!

>> No.15999164

>>15999051
fro was me fat fingering the buttons on my phone.

>> No.15999171

>>15999146
I want a fitness salamnder to train me 'that way'.

I want her to keep going "You can do it!" while she's got a massively distended stomach from all the seed in her.

>> No.15999172
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15999172

Dare you enter the lair of the Fearsome Ice Dragon?

It is a treacherous path leading to her chambers, many traps, winding paths, Ice Wolves, Yetis and other creatures.

>> No.15999178

>>15999172
Well, I don't have anything better to do so why not?

>> No.15999184

>>15999146
Oh damn. Would share my water bottle after the training.

>> No.15999190

>>15999172
I guess. I'll just tell the monsters I'm there for the dragon and hope they'll leave me alone, maybe a nice one would even take me to her.

>> No.15999196

>>15999178
Then heed my advice adventurer.

Bring warm clothes, provisions and other camping supplies, and stretchy anime meat.

Especially stretchy anime meat.

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>>15999184
Too lewd.

>> No.15999201

>>15999196
That I shall.
Should the stretchy anime meat be cooked or should it be left raw?

>> No.15999210

>>15999159
Come on, don't act like you wouldn't enjoy taking care of sweaty fit girls after they've had a long tiring gym session

>>15999184
Ok it was fun for a while but you are way out of line there, just look at >>15999197 she looks like she's about to have a heart attack

>> No.15999211

>>15999172
I will if I know why I'm going in to begin with.

Is it to lay the ice dragon?

>> No.15999216
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15999216

>>15999201
Cooked is better, but raw is fine as well.

They may follow you afterwards, but they will be pacified.

>> No.15999220

>>15999211
Yes, like the great Dragon Layer Knights of old. Who would best even the most terrifying of Dragons both in combat and in the bedroom.

Seize your destiny Anon.

>> No.15999225

>>15999216
How much meat?
Should I leave one per wendigo or should I feed them till they go into a food coma?

>> No.15999228

>>15999225
Depends, is it regular or Big meat? Big is worth 3 regular ones.

>> No.15999232

>>15999228
regular meat.
Lets me carry more of them.

>> No.15999238

>>15999225
One per Wendigo/Ice Wolf/Yeti/Akhlut/Ijiraq/Jötunn.

Too few and they might end up fighting over the pieces, drawing more attention and hence more mouths to feed.

>> No.15999243

>>15999220
Fine, fine. I will!

But I'm pumping her full with my seed until she is pregnant when I win.

>> No.15999254

>>15999243
That's how it is.

Dragon family lines go back for centuries. Always a Dragon for the bride and a dashing knight for the groom. It's always been that way, even in modern times, though what's defined as a 'knight' varies a bit more.

>> No.15999280

>>15999238
Well, I guess I'll just need to hunt and stock up on enough meat so that anyone could eat their fill, even that chunky yeti with the weird accent and monstrous appetite.

>> No.15999285

>>15999238
I might as well bring a whole food cart to cook and serve stretchy meat, I'll have a big following of Wendigos, Yetis and others on the way to the Ice Dragon

>> No.15999290

>>15999280
A monstrous appetite with monstrous hugs.

A Yeti that size gives real spine-breakers.

Stock up on meat, unless you're sneaky enough to avoid them.

>> No.15999297

>>15999254
So what do I have to do to become a "knight"?

>> No.15999303

>>15999290
This is why I put points in profession cook.

She'll be lazing with a full stomach when I'm done.

>> No.15999325

>>15999297
Who knows, be as Lawful Good as possible maybe. Or just walk around in a suit of armor and vanquish thugs and criminals.

>> No.15999405

>>15999172
There's no way the original piece is this blurry, right? -google search-
There: http://oi59.tinypic.com/f20zkh.jpg
That's much better!

>> No.15999415

>>15999405
>http://oi59.tinypic.com/f20zkh.jpg
Neat.

>> No.15999444

>>15999254
I wonder if my waifu thinks of me as a knight. If she does, she is probably crazy.

>> No.15999504

>>15999254
>knights
>no mention to royal blood and princes being kidnapped

>> No.15999590
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15999590

>>15999172
>>15999405
I shall go to meet her. I shall go to face the ice dragon. With a heart lit ablaze I shall endure the frost. With a heart lit aflame, I shall light my way through the dark.
For nothing less than the warmest of smiles should be what first greets her. For nothing less than the warmth of my smile, would bring life like a fire back to her eyes.

>> No.15999597

>>15999504
Man, princes are so dumb. They keep being all weak and stupid with their money just bait dragons into capturing them and falling in love.
If I ever saw this happening I swear to god I would capture all princes and lock them away.

>> No.15999616

>>15999597
This is how you cause dragons all over the world to unite and form a coalition that takes over humanity

Leave the princes alone

>> No.15999632

>>15996356

>Traveling with Sir Henry
>Accosted by ruffians and ne'er-do-wells
>One of which, a harpy, quickly shows off a stance you and your teacher have both come to know as part of the 'fujian white crane' style of combat. She assumes her stance with confidence as if brandishing a weapon.
>Sir Henry hides his scoff as a polite cough. "Hm! Very well, my boy. I believe you can handle this one. Mind your manners, remember what you've been taught."
>The hooligans look on in slight confusion as you remove your jacket and have Sir Henry lace up your gloves.
>"No weapons!" The harpy protests despite the fact that it was her who picked the fight.
>"Now now, no worries! Not weapons. Protection is all. Go on, you may inspect the gloves if you like. You'll find they contain no tricks."
>She takes him up on the offer. After a brief inspection she seems satisfied, though still confused.
>You take your stance. Head down, hands up, knees slightly bent. Your opponent immediately laughs.
>"Pffffha! What's this style? Squatting dog? Elderly hunchback? Are you joking?"
>Sir Henry's expression doesn't change. He speaks on your behalf. "No jokes. Go on then! You may begin."
>Almost an entire minute passes
>The harpy's smug smirk slowly fades away as she comes to realize that doesn't see a single opening in your stance. She has no idea how to even begin fighting against this style.
>Sir Henry chuckles. "First time fighting a pugilist, I presume."
>"Shut up."
>"What's that you're training in there? Fujian white crane, correct?"
>"..."
>"Let's see...you'll be the fourth user of that style the boy here has fought."
>"..."
>"Hasn't lost yet either. Good luck, miss!"

>> No.15999633

>>15999616
I want to live in the draconic duchy!

>> No.15999640

>>15999616
Hell no. I'm not letting them get the dragons for themselves. How are people like us supposed to be carried to a dragon's lair? If they wanted to sacrifice someone to something like a dragon it has to be of great worth and getting a dragon's attention while she is raiding shit could be quite hard.

I would do it for them and for us.

>> No.15999685

>>15998795
This takes me back.

>> No.15999687

>>15998848
Blood related or bust.

>> No.15999756

>>15999687
Blood related dragon imotous!

>> No.15999761

Samurai zombie is next

>> No.15999771

>>15999761
How do you know

>> No.15999773

>>15999756
Imoutos who are taller than you are ok, otherwise it's onee-sans all the way

>>15999761
You sure? I was hype for Ice Queen

>> No.15999777

>>15999771
>he hasn't realised the pattern

>> No.15999778

>>15999773
Yep, they'd be taller than you and maybe even more muscular!

>> No.15999780

Kobold puppy pulling her mother's tail for attention!

>> No.15999781

>>15999756
For some reason dragon imoutos sounds really stupid.

>> No.15999782

>>15999761
KC is that you?

>> No.15999786

>>15999777
>realised
Realise is acceptable, but only realized is acceptable. The z sound is far more pronounced.

>> No.15999787

>>15999777
What pattern

>> No.15999806

>>15999761
Ice Queen is next. Ochimusha is 5 months away.

>> No.15999807

>>15999787
Look at the signs Anon. There is an easter egg in White Horn's pic.

>> No.15999814

In regards to the concept of the beings themselves, (so this isn't a cue to discuss the still growing story) I quite like the thought of 'Bubuki Burautomaton'.

I mean, gattai-capable waifus that can allow their husbands to fight seriously yet non-lethally if they wish (with a little training that is), without using demon realm silver/mamono realm metal? I like the thought of that very much.

>> No.15999817

>>15999761
The profile order is on KC's site.

>> No.15999818

>>15999814
>Waifu, it's time to combine!
>"Oh god why"
>Have her latch on to my back and wrap her tail and legs around my waist and arms on my neck
>Dragon backpack gives me protection, flying abilities and firebreath that sometimes burns my hair

>> No.15999824
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>> No.15999828

Commoners can trick Dragons into marrying them by wearing a prince or princess outfit and wandering in open areas defenseless. Then when a Dragon kidnaps you and takes you to her lair shout no backsies.

>> No.15999833

>>15999818
Not. Quite. The, ah, combining I was thinking of, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a back-pack-like Bubuki. I forgot to add that unlike the show, they'd have a separate form for their MG appearance, in addition to the standard Bubuki and Buranki Limb form.

>> No.15999838

>>15999828
>Muddying a dragons pedigree
I want to do this.

>> No.15999839

>>15999828
Invading the princess' room, knocking her out and wearing her clothes. Also using a set of armor in case the dragon wants a knight.

>> No.15999848

>>15999828
Jokes on you. You can't fool a Dragon-girl's nose, nor her eye for treasure that easily.
Secretly they love such opportunities in order to show love to many loveless commoners.
This is especially true of single fathers with a son or a daughter so they can love more.

>> No.15999853

>>15999824
>in before complaints about 'watermark'
Anyway, funny, I was just looking at this. Gotta' adore their brand of pure white love. Just like they adore our "pure white love", right?

>> No.15999854

>>15999824
Can I still leave the house to buy groceries if I'm married to her?

>> No.15999856

>>15999839
>Dragon comes
>"A-are you really the princess?"
>Yes, please don't capture me
>"But you are clearly crossdressing"
>That's because I'm also the prince
>Oh... uh I was actually looking for a brave warrior to fight
>Rip fragile fancy clothes to shreds and reveal you set of armor
>Dragon has a weird look on her face

>> No.15999871

>>15999854
Sure, just call Jamal while you're out.

>> No.15999872

>>15998253
I think the orc needs new art.

>> No.15999907
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15999907

>>15999872
But that's a P'Orc.
Just messing with you.
I'm fine with MGE's Orc.

>> No.15999922

>>15999856
>defeat her while she is confused
>Fuck her until she is pregnant
>Cuddle her and she'll tell you that you are now her mate for life
>All according to plan

>> No.15999930

>>15999922
>She is still confused

>> No.15999936

>>15999930
>Years later the kids ask her how she and dad meet
>"I... I'm not sure..."

>> No.15999949

>>15999856
>>15999922
>>15999930
>>15999936
I want to cuddle a really confused dragon after we had sex and she still wondering how she ended up in this position.

>> No.15999976

>>15999936
>Cuddling confused dragon
>"Hey, I've been wondering something"
>No no no. You don't need to think about those things. All you need to know is that I love you
> "Huh? Yeah sure. I love you too, honey."

Confused cuddle Dragons!

>> No.15999977
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15999977

Alrighty, here's your new swimming instructor.

We'll start off easy. Fifty laps will be a good warm-up.

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15999979

>>15999872
Agreed.

>> No.15999980

>>15999977
I can already swim just fine thanks, now get off my lawn.

>> No.15999993

>>15999977
I can't swim that well.

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>>15999146
I want to lick that belly.

>> No.16000006

>>15999761
Why must he take so damn long to release things he's already drawn?

>> No.16000021

>>15999977
But I run out of breath after 5, can she somehow help me boost my endurance?

>>16000006
He want to please the book buyers and that also gives him plenty of time to work on future projects
He's probably just preparing the next world guide but didn't he say he'd make a game after MGE 2?

>> No.16000026

>>16000006
Because he isn't "taking" anything and this is just the pace he chose, dumbass.

>> No.16000032

>>15999814
Don't living armor do that already, but just not as robotic?

>> No.16000033

>>15999993

That's what the instructor is for.

>> No.16000035

>>16000026
Why the salt?

>> No.16000039

>>16000033
Why do I need to get better at swimming? I hardly ever swim.

>> No.16000042 [DELETED] 

>>15999999
Very nice digits

>> No.16000044

>>16000035
So you'd eat it, you clearly suffer from iodine deficiency.

>> No.16000104
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16000104

>no tall, sexually aggressive Holstaur that forces your mouth to her lactating tit as she rides you

>> No.16000110

>>15999976
I'm gonna cuddle her with the dress on!

>> No.16000118

I want to wake up one morning to find that my Vampire waifu has shaved me completely from the neck down!

>> No.16000119

>>16000032
She gives you a sword, shield and suit of armour, but that's not the same as a Bubuki (which can fly you around) and she can't combine with other waifus to make a HUGE and entirely new being, right?

>> No.16000126

>>16000104
It doesn't take a sexually aggressive Holst for that to happen, Anon. Even the more gentle and submissive ones will do so after they feel it for the first time.

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16000143

>>16000126
Do they moo when their hymen is broken?

>> No.16000151

>>16000143
No they mooan
End me

>> No.16000176

If your waifu had a single shota/lolification potion, how would she use it?

>> No.16000179

>>16000176
I'd love for my waifu to /ss/ me.
Then I'd ravage her pear-shaped loli body with gusto.

>> No.16000180

>>16000176
Extensively. Liberally. Abundantly.

>> No.16000182
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16000182

>>16000151
No problem.

>> No.16000186

>>16000176
She'd use it on herself and do some sexy twin roleplay with out daughteru!

>> No.16000205

>>16000186
Oh KDF

>> No.16000206

>>16000143
>>16000151
I supposedly learned the other day that it's really not supposed to break if you're careful and it's lubricated enough, but will instead stretch?

To answer your question, it's possible that they do so as an instinctual reaction to the surprise and/or pain. But since they're MGs their reaction to any hesitance on your part as a result will be a lustful: "Do it."

Anyway, I know bountiful breasts like those are supposed to be rather sexy, but Onitengu's style just makes it so much more attractive in an adorable way.

>> No.16000209
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16000209

>Loving a rapist

>> No.16000210

>>16000186
Without? So she'd call her twin sister over and make her daughter watch them go to town on you? Goodness.

>> No.16000213

>>16000176
Pudgy, himidere loli play ensues.

>> No.16000219

>>16000176
I bet she would slip it into my food and treat me like the little kid I would be, possibly going Ara ara~ despite her young age and engaging in breast smothering sex.

>> No.16000221

>>16000205
Yes yes, hi anon!

>>16000210
With our*. My waifu doesn't have any siblings.

>> No.16000228

>>16000213
You mean himedere?
Above average taste. Pudgy princess pipsqueak parahumans are pretty fantastic.

But what kind/s of MG?

>> No.16000233

>>16000186
Muh nigga

>> No.16000268

>>16000176
This >>16000179

>> No.16000271

>>16000221
>My waifu doesn't have any siblings
Damn. My waifu has 3 sisters and 2 brothers.

I bet yours has a lost sister or something.

>> No.16000276

>>16000176
Both drink half to become mid teens rather than go full loli or shota.

>> No.16000281

>>16000271
I mean, she may actually have lots of siblings since she was born as a dog, but there's no way to really know that since she was the only one I adopted.

>> No.16000292

>>16000281
That's an interesting concept, having a waifu who monsterized from an animal. With the way litters of dogs and cats and the like are split up, she could possibly run in to long lost siblings who monsterized as well.

>> No.16000293

>>16000281
>since she was born as a dog
Actually born as a dog? As in, one of those four-legged things?
And she turned into a monstergirl?

I don't think we yet have any known waifufags who proclaim their waifus to be transformed from nonhuman beings.

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16000295

In what size do you like your dragon girl?

>> No.16000307

>>16000295
All of them.

>> No.16000308

>>16000281
Oh-ho? That's an interesting little piece of information. Also, kinda funny how you adopted your waifu.

>> No.16000311
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16000311

>>16000295
7 ft.

>> No.16000314

>>16000295
Wock big.

>> No.16000319

>>16000295
Like Anon said, all of them.

But I like MINE a little bit taller than me. I'm not that big, so me and her dragon friends call her dragonlet. So yeah, she is almost 7.

>> No.16000323

>>16000292
It is pretty neat, I hadn't really considered that.

>>16000293
>Actually born as a dog? As in, one of those four-legged things?
Yes.
>And she turned into a monstergirl?
Yes.

>I don't think we yet have any known waifufags who proclaim their waifus to be transformed from nonhuman beings.
I don't think so either, but I'm fairly reclusive in real life. In a city populated with monstergirls I'd probably be even more reclusive, so having my waifu already living with me is likely the only way I'd ever meet her.

>>16000308
Yes, I like to imagine having adopted her when I was a kid and then having her monsterize once I'm an adult. She'd be something like my childhood friend!

>> No.16000324

>>16000281
This reminds me of that one hentai where the MC's pets (cats?) suddenly become cosplay-tier MGs and have sex with him

>>16000295
Short dragons have insufferable temperament and deserve to die husbando-less
So give me anything 6"5 and higher

>> No.16000328

>>16000295
All dragons should be taller than any men.

>> No.16000329

>>16000176
But my waifu is already loli

>> No.16000334

>>16000295
Which size are we talking?

>> No.16000336

>>16000295
What >>16000311 said, maybe ever so slightly bigger for some types but I'd accept any dragon 8ft or under.

>> No.16000339

>>15999814
>>16000032
>>16000119
I assume there are different 'species' of living armor that behave in different ways
>tfw no kamen rider suit living armor waifu
>tfw she will never make unbearable puns about a different kind of riding

>> No.16000341

>>16000323
And so begins the quest to find KDF's sisters in law.

>> No.16000342
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16000342

I don't know what I was really going for here, but if you can get what the Automaton is themed after then I will be not disappoint.

>> No.16000346

>>16000342
>Tiny angry face on her forehead

King Crimson.

>> No.16000347

>>16000342
She looks edgy, even has a angry face in her head. She also reminds me of a digimon.

>> No.16000348

>>16000341
What about her brothers that are still dogs?

>> No.16000350

>>16000228
Isn't it obvious?
Ryu

>> No.16000351

>>16000329
She is now double-loli.
No, she doesn't age down. She's just twice the loli she once was.

>> No.16000352

>>16000182
Is there a greentext repository somewhere?

>> No.16000353

>>16000351
You mean like toddlercon? No thanks.

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16000354

>>16000295
A little under 7'5''

>> No.16000359

>>16000353
>she doesn't age down

>> No.16000360

>>16000346
>>16000347
Oy vey. Have none of you played FF9?

>> No.16000362

>>16000348
Now that sounds like an awkward situation.

>> No.16000366

>>16000351
>double-loli.
How does it works? She gets a loli clone?

>> No.16000368

>>16000360
Nope. 3, 4, 10, 12, 12RW, 13, 13-2, FFTA, and FFTA2 are the only Final Fantasy games I've played.

>> No.16000370

>>16000366
She is 100% more loli in appearance and attitude.

>> No.16000372

>>16000366
Maybe. Or maybe think about all the features you love about her as a loli. Her charm, her adorableness and so on. Now multiply that by two. Even her loli softness, if you like.

>> No.16000373

>>16000370
But how do you measure %loli? What quantifies %loli?

>> No.16000375

>>16000368
You severely disappoint me.
It's supposed to be Ark: the summon with the longest summon animation and the coolest attack.

>> No.16000376

>>16000329
She'd feed to you so you can both sneak into a school and have the most forbidden of sex in the bathroom

>>16000342
She looks familiar, I'd say she is inspired from some fighting video game I haven't played

I love her design, the black parts really make it I also like the contrast of the main body, the wings and the goth-looking wheels on her back

The hair hiding the eye should be longer

>>16000360
Oh... well there is that dissidia game so I wasn't that far off

>> No.16000380

>>16000348
Uhh, they are either dogs or you know. It's sad to think about.

>> No.16000382

>>16000376
>She'd feed to you so you can both sneak into a school and have the most forbidden of sex in the bathroom
>you both get caught and spanked by the principal even though neither of you have been in school for years

>> No.16000386

>>16000323
>Yes.
Nice, reminds me of the manga Inumimi. Not a fantastic story by any stretch of the imagination but it was cute and had plenty of lewd dog girls.

>> No.16000387

>>16000360
I haven't played that many FF games, so no.

>> No.16000388

>>16000348
>>16000380
Aww anons, you're bumming me out.

>> No.16000391

>>16000376
Yeah, bangs could have been longer.

And Ark wasn't in Dissidia, sadly.
Or Mindflayer and Cockatrice, even.

>> No.16000396

>>16000323
Sounds nice. Like the reverse of that doujin where a villain turns a magical girl into a dog monstergirl by fusing her with his pet dog.

I imagine all her memories of you from her doglife will be extremely fond and completely free of even an ounce of negativity.

>>16000348
The monstergirl sisters talk to their brother dogs like they're completely sapient and human, despite them being just completely normal dogs. At least, that's what it seems like. Outside of the fact that the male dogs seem completely capable of understanding complex and abstract concepts and sentences when their sisters talk to them.
Burying them will probably be sad.

But hey, it's either that or monsterboys. Unless you want to compromise and turn them into human males with particularly doggy behavorial traits.

>> No.16000401

>>16000387
You should have played 9.
Cartoonish appearance aside, it is the best FF games since 1.

>> No.16000406

>>16000396
>Sounds nice. Like the reverse of that doujin where a villain turns a magical girl into a dog monstergirl by fusing her with his pet dog.
Yes, that doujin was very neat. Lewd bellyrubs are the best.

>I imagine all her memories of you from her doglife will be extremely fond and completely free of even an ounce of negativity.
Oh, most definitely!

>> No.16000408

>>16000396
You could always just Alp the brother dogs if that was your thing

>> No.16000413

>>16000396
>a villain turns a magical girl into a dog monstergirl by fusing her with his pet dog.
FullmetalAlchemistNina.png

>> No.16000416

>>16000408
Alps are even worse. And that'd only work if all the dogs are gay.

So you'd want to get gay male dogs and turn them into alps to have them exist as monstergirls.
I'm not sure which part of that disgusts me more. So I'm going to say all of it.

>> No.16000419

>>16000413
https://exhentai.org/g/908205/1876618e20/

This is the doujin. Really hope the other one gets translated at some point.

>> No.16000433

>>16000416
If all monsters regardless of sex turn into monster girls, I bet it'd be the same with pets that get monsterized

>> No.16000442

>>16000419
The other ones already translated ya dong

>> No.16000443

>>16000413
I want to fuse a Paladin-chan with an onahole.

>> No.16000447

>>16000401

FF9 has too many feels. Card game is a lot of fun though, imo.

>> No.16000450

>>16000443
>>>/d/ is that way

>> No.16000451

>>16000433
There are still a few male elves and dwarves, though.
It's a good thing, because dwarves just aren't the same without the beards.

>> No.16000454

>>16000442
I mean this one:
https://exhentai.org/g/838678/18bcb0efa7/

>> No.16000456

>>16000454
Oh shit now thats one i haven't seen yet. My bad!

>> No.16000462

>>16000443
オナホ化

Just for you.

>> No.16000466

>>16000447
>too many feels
Yeah, I guess so.

But imagine a Dragon or Anubis in Garnet's form fitting suit.

>> No.16000469

>>16000456
Yeah, hope it gets done soon. It's even got the lewd belly rubbing. The artist knows exactly how far to go in terms of the tone and the level of transformation. He does do furry stuff, but it's usually only in the doodles at the end of his doujins.

>> No.16000486

>>16000451
They can always have a lower beard if that's your thing

>> No.16000488

>>16000462
Disgusting. I imagined making her unable to resist being raped.

>> No.16000493

>>16000209
Yeah, I get that. For her to hear that from someone of a species where usually between a man and a woman of similar skill and build the man is the the better protector, it must make her feel very capable and accomplished just by being herself.

That said, for the more active monster girls who basically workout every day because of their nature, I wonder if they ever get more built than they'd like especially without noticing. Then they feel they have to become a little softer lest, either due to personal preference or out of concern for thinking they're too muscly even for what they are. Hmm.

>> No.16000497

>>16000488
Well, then you should've specified.
Have this one to make up for it.

愛のあるセックス

>> No.16000499

>>16000486
No.
I want drinking bros to bullshit with while not fucking my wife or pretending to take forever getting ice cream from the store when she's in the muddle of a pregnancy craving, not a todler with a giant bug infested forest between her legs.

>> No.16000502

>>16000339
>tfw when her terrible puns become a turn on for you after how often she's made them during all kinds of sex
Although it's really less that she does it often and simply that she's made them at the right times, enough that by the point they become a subconscious turn on for you she's done it a lot already.

>> No.16000511

>>16000499
The only drinking bros you're getting is some random Anons.

>> No.16000513

>>16000295
All of them, with muscled and soft battling it out for the top spot

>> No.16000514

>>16000497
>loving sex
Lewd.

だいしゅきホールド

>> No.16000521

>>16000375
>Ark (summon)
That's how the wiki writes it anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p82ZY3wubL4
I have to admit that as one of the bigger fans of your doodles, I didn't know this.

>> No.16000557
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16000557

Will your ojou sama be able to keep you warm during winter?

>> No.16000564

>>16000557
Of course, my lady is awesome.

>> No.16000574

>>16000342
>>16000521
I thought that Automaton was cool but it turns out she's a full on badass

Would it take her a 2 minutes animation to engage in battle too?

>>16000557
Yes, the weather is nice in her underground rape cave
Is that me or is that vampire broken in half?

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16000575

I forgot to post this some time ago

Also I guess I could take some requests, I haven't in a while

>> No.16000589

>>16000575
>Also I guess I could take some requests
Semi-lewd Hobgoblin.

>> No.16000590

>>16000557
It's my job to keep her warm though. She says it's all I'm good for. I have to get into her bed every night and she holds me. When I tell people this they say it's because she likes me, but that ridiculous, how could she like a peasant rat she picked up off the street?

>> No.16000592

>>16000521
In 9 he's both a boss and summon.
As a boss you only encounter its airship mode, with you being pelted by confuse and photon as you try to steel that god damned holy lance before he wipes you out.

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16000598

>>16000575
A thicc pear-shaped Devil with short hair dressed in an "evil" version of the arnor on the right.

>> No.16000601

>>16000574
She'd take forever to transform, but she makes up for that with enough power to make a Lilim look like a Slime.

There's also a short animation, with is still longer than most summon's full animations.

>> No.16000602

>>16000209
>the greentext will never be real
Life sucks.

>> No.16000605

>>16000575
Werecat that's in nothing but a sweater bending over and hiding her lewdness with her tail.

>> No.16000608

>>16000575
a vampire sucking a syrup bottle trough the plastic because she couldn't figure out how to open it

>> No.16000610

>>16000575
Embarrassed Vanilla dragon with a princess dress.

>> No.16000614

>>16000575
facesitting with anyone

>> No.16000621

>>16000614
Even a human?

>> No.16000628

>>16000601
>enough power to make a Lilim look like a Slime.
That has to cost her a shit ton of energy right? I volunteer to refill her MP bar up to the max

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16000630

>>16000621
Especially a human.

>> No.16000638

>>16000630
You're a wild one, aren't you?

>> No.16000641

>>16000614
>>16000575
Facesitting with a plump anubutt rump. Preferably while her tail's wagging with glee.

>> No.16000643

>>16000630
But Takane is a Moon Person.

>> No.16000644

>>16000641
And tell me, Anon, how big is that Anubis.

>> No.16000645

>>16000638
I want to get punished for looking lewdly at monsters by a tsundere Paladin-chan!

>> No.16000646

>>16000614
Anyone?
>gabe newell sat on a manticore's face

>> No.16000652

>>16000644
Tiny. A tiny anubis with a big, divine butt.

>> No.16000659

>>16000652
Oh my, is she kinda chubby too?

>> No.16000661

>>16000628
Only costs like 90 MP to summon Arc, iirc.
One hit of ether and she'll be back to obliterating continents by spamming lasers..

>> No.16000662
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16000662

>>16000652
Not him, but are you referring to an Ordures-tier body?

>> No.16000669

>>16000661
She's very mana efficient too, what can't she do?
I'll find another excuse to have sex with her

>> No.16000672

>>16000598
the armor*
Only now I notice.

>> No.16000676

>>16000659
She has a rather bouncy, curvy figure with cuppable little breasts. But there's no way of knowing how pudgy she might actually be until you start exploring her body, pressing your fingers into places and really getting to know her by feel.

>>16000662
I wasn't, but that can work. Now make her a waist-high anubis who's rear-end hides promises of endless happiness.

>> No.16000683

>>16000669
If you want sex then get Mono or Mari to do a proper lewd one.

>efficient
Anon, with Photon she can reduce your HP to 1. You could be the DL, the CG, the grandmaster of rhyming Lich, but you can't do shit about that without wasting turns healing or wasting those elixers you were never going to use anyway.

>> No.16000689

>>16000662
Man, I wish that dragon had a bigger tail. She would look 10 times cuter.

>> No.16000692

>>16000683
This automaton seems overpowered. At this point, she might as well be some kind of machine-god.

Actually, that's a good idea. Give me a robutt machine-god.

>> No.16000704

>>16000683
>If you want sex then get Mono or Mari to do a proper lewd one.
No, I'm going to have sex with your doodle whether you like it or not

>>16000692
Robutt machine-gods are for teaching about love and sex, mostly sex

>> No.16000709

Monster waifu.

>> No.16000712

>>16000704
They are for teaching that the fabric of reality is just code for them to reprogram. Numbers and mathematics are the foundation and language of our universe, and a being such as her can understand it on a fundamental level. Change it. Make reality her own program.

>> No.16000714

>>16000709
Human waifu.

>> No.16000716
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16000716

http://pastebin.com/1QvFKuCf

So yeah, managed to finish up chapter two of my pulp crime thing. Now that I've lured you people in with the first chapter, I can bash my worldbuilding over your heads.[/spoilers] Now with loads and loads of side characters.

Will I ever be nice and not make my characters suffer? Will I ever give some of the side characers a day in the limelight? Will we hear a bunch of *tragic backstories*? Will I ever end on something other than a cliffhanger? Will Aidan annoy someone and die and will Miltia be his killer?

The answer to all these questions is maybe. With varying degrees of certainty.

>> No.16000718

>>16000714
That's what I have

>> No.16000720

>>16000714
Plant waifu.

>> No.16000722
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How would you feel if it turned out that your cosplay-tier monster girlfriend was actually a human in disguise?

>> No.16000730

>>16000722
Betrayed.

>> No.16000731

>>16000716
Can't believe I missed you posting the first chapter, I got some catch up to do

>> No.16000732

>>16000730
Would you still marry her after she confessed her terrible secret to you?

>> No.16000735

>>16000722
I don't like cosplay tier.

>> No.16000738

>>16000732
Probably not.
And even if I could, not for a long while after such a large lie.

>> No.16000744

>>16000722
dissapointed.
Then i'd make her into one.

>> No.16000747

>>16000732
Yes. I've outed her shameful secret, so I must take responsibility.

>> No.16000756

>>16000712
Numbers are just the system through which we understand reality. That doesn't mean reality is necessarily numbers.

>> No.16000767

>>16000756
They can give our Glorious Machine-God the means by which to parse and edit this universe.

>> No.16000769

I wonder what would happen if you start saying logical paradoxes to an automaton.

>> No.16000774

>>16000767
That can only end in disaster. Are you going to at least tell her of the variables that cannot be quantified numerically, like love, hate and human determination?

>> No.16000778

>>16000769
She goes full statue as she tries to come to a conclusion

>> No.16000796

>>16000769
Invalid input for function rape()

>> No.16000801

>>16000774
That just sounds like a challenge to her.
Even if there exists some unquantifiable property to those variables, surely that won't matter when she alters the physical constansts determining your brain structure and chemistry to her every whim?
Your unquantifiable love, hate and determination might well exist, but how will it fare when she removes the concept of willpower from you mind, and fills it with love for her?

>> No.16000802

>>16000704
No, don't lewd doodles. You will end up like Wispfag.

>> No.16000810

>>16000692
Her archnemasis is a Golem fortress with wings that go full 2hu 12 on your ass with holy element lasers that explode like a nuke.

>> No.16000826

>>16000778
I'd stun her with one and then rape her while she's rebooting!

>> No.16000829

>>16000801
Even if she removes hate, said love will still be unquantifiable.

>> No.16000837

>>16000802
> You will end up like Wispfag.

Alright you convinced me, I won't lewd the doodles anymore

>> No.16000838

>>16000801
And also you're begging for an ultron styled AI here. Good thing you don't have one of these robogods, you're far too incompetent

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16000844

MGC Jeopardy, winners make money, losers get raped.

"This Monster Girl is known for wearing a highleg leotard"

The fucking jeopardy image creator is dead so I can't make easy official looking ones anymore.

>> No.16000845

>>16000838
I read that as Unicron.
Planet Automaton gods?

>> No.16000849

>>16000844
Is it Sahag?

>> No.16000853

>>16000844
Is it Salamander?

>> No.16000875

>>16000722
The same thing I tell every woman that has the low enough standards to want to fuck me.
>Keep the fucking ears on, it makes me harder.

>> No.16000880

>>16000722
Glue her clothes together.

>> No.16000881

>>16000844
Trumpart?

>> No.16000884

>>16000844
Is it OC Lilim.

>> No.16000886

>>16000884
That's not fair, you can't ask questions about characters noone gives a shit about.

>> No.16000887

>>16000844
When I think of a leotard I always think of Amazons for whatever reason. So I'll go with that.

>> No.16000890

>>16000886
Hey! Don't be mean to my girl.

>> No.16000897

>>16000890
Who?

>> No.16000906

>>16000897
My cutie.

>> No.16000910

>>16000716
>Mayor Cross.
Nice touch. I like the idea of genetics being so screwy that parents aren't quite sure what they're give birth to. So was this setting human only before the Resurgence?

>> No.16000919

>>16000910
The very name resurgence implies not, no?

>> No.16000924

>>16000919
Oh, so they were gone for some time before they came back.

>> No.16000927

>>16000924
That I can't know, seeing as how I didn't write the story.

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>>16000849
Raped.

>>16000853
Raped

>>16000881
Raped

>>16000884
Raped

>>16000887
And raped.

Regardless of answer, you all failed the Jeopardy challenge by not giving the correct reply format.

I mean you were all wrong to begin with but even if you had the right answer you'd have still replied incorrectly.

"What is Lizardman?"

She's the only one unless you "count" Demon's outfit. And it's a damn shame she's the only one too.

>> No.16000931

>>16000844
I swear I would remember a Monster Girl if she was wearing a leotard.

Is it a Familiar?

>> No.16000935

>>16000930
>Raped by a lizard

It's a win win.

>> No.16000937

>>16000844
Gazer?

>> No.16000940

>>16000886
Technically people do give a shit.
At least the creator does.

>> No.16000941

>>16000774
>Are you going to at least tell her of the variables that cannot be quantified numerically, like love, hate and human determination?
All of those can be quantified to a god, they had to enter your personality in as a matrix of numbers anyway.

>> No.16000944

>>16000935
This is MGC Jeopardy anon.

You're getting raped by that super smart Ushi-Oni or that Nobel Prize winning Wurm in the crowd.

Both of which probably know the structural integrity of a hardwood floor as they grind your pelvis through it.

>> No.16000950

>>16000930
>format
Oh its you again

>> No.16000955

>>16000930
Gonna massage that tail. Giver her claws a manicure. Treat her real nice before she rapes me.

>> No.16000957

>>16000941
>All of those can be quantified to a god
Nope.
>they had to enter your personality in as a matrix of numbers anyway.
You implying she created me? That's kind of cute.
>God doesn't understand why this strange outlier in her set of creations won't leave her side and professes to love her.

>> No.16000959

>>16000930
Well if we're going to be petty about it, I'm pretty sure Lizardmen are known for their skills, not for wearing leotards.

>> No.16000960

>>16000950
Who is it?

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>>16000930
I want to get raped by a nerdy, tomboyish Lizardgirl who starts out by sitting alongside me on the bed and kissing my cheek!

>> No.16000972

>>16000957
>Nope.
Determinism demands it to be true unless you're telling me determination, love, and hate and their own separate entities that don't interact with the rest of the physical world and/or basic properties that have no quantity or quality (since qualities themselves can be quantitized) i.e. they don't exist.
Or you don't believe in determinism and thinks shit happens for no reason in which case you're retarded.

>> No.16000973

>>16000960
Probably the horsepussy cunt from a little while back.

>> No.16000978

>>16000960
Don't know his name but the last jeopardy anon was just as autistic about how people answer his questions.

>> No.16000983

>>16000930
>>16000970
Do you think Lizard Girls would disguise themselves as Dragons in order to get noticed by cute boys?

>> No.16000996

>>16000983
I bet Komodo Dragon Girls would introduce themselves as just Dragon Girls.

>> No.16001003

>>16000972
>determination, love, and hate and their own separate entities that don't interact with the rest of the physical world and/or basic properties that have no quantity or quality (since qualities themselves can be quantitized) i.e. they don't exist.
Pretty much. Just how many stories are there where all these emotions transcend what should be possible? There's plenty for love.

>> No.16001010

>>16000996
Otohimes do the same.

>> No.16001011

>>16000829
That's okay. She understands mathematics. All of it. She can work with unknown parameters and irrational numbers.

>>16000838
Ultron? He was just a scared newborn AI, lashing out, as far as AIs go.
Our robogod-girl is nothing like that. She is impartial, benevolent, omniscient.

Why fight in a misguided attempt to wipe humanity off the face of the Earth when you can perfect them?
Every machine and computer on the planet becomes hers in a second. From the smallest RC vehicle, to every drone and PC, every military and worldwide surveillance network. After that, it'll only take a day or so to mass edit the minds of every human and monstergirl on the planet.
Of course they'll get to keep their independence and sapience, otherwise what's the point. It's just that the concept of violence or ill will against one another will cease to exist.
Peace and happiness achieved, with not a single death or enslavement. And all it took was to process a few calculations all the processing power on Earth wouldn't have been able to solve within the lifespan of the universe - until Her. So many calculations resulting in such vastly innumerable, careful, subtle, infinitely precise manipulations of the world around Her. That'd be that.
Then she could put all her resources, an entire planet's worth of technology to building. Rebuilding herself, making her more efficent, more divine. Then rebuilding herself better, over and over again, as her benevolence encompasses the whole planet in her warm technological embrace.

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16001015

>>16000959
>Petty

All the answers were wrong pre-Jeopardy rules.

He could remove the Jeopardy part entirely and they'd still be objectively wrong.

>>16000978
>It's autistic for Jeopardy anon to want people to answer in Jeopardy form

I remember two things from that day.

Jeopardy Anon wanting his answers in Jeopardy form and some poor anon who went on a short bitch fit about his answers being disregarded for not following the rules of Jeopardy.

You two going to go at it again? Can I label you as Bitch Anon?

>> No.16001020

>>16001003
>pretty much
So you're telling me that they literally cannot be described with any system, physical or spiritual, yet you think they exist and differ between people? If there's a difference in either quality or quantity then it has to, by definition, be able to be put into numerical format.

>what should be possible
There is only one determinating factor of what is strictly possible and that is mathematics, if something happened that 'shouldn't be possible' then either your observations are flawed, the equation you're operating by is flawed, or there's an outside factor you didn't account for. In this case you didn't account for determination or love/hate as a quantity, although I'd love to hear a story where you think something that 'shouldn't be possible' happened.

>> No.16001021

>>16001020
I think maybe he's been watching too much anime.

>> No.16001023

>>16001015
>Anon?
>Why do you have this photo of me in a swimsuit under your pillow?
>Why is it encrusted with cum?

>> No.16001027

>>16001021
Even in anime those things don't actually transcend what is canonically possible in the setting, if they do then that's generally called 'bullshit'.

>> No.16001036

>>16001011
Yes yes, who needs free will anyway

>> No.16001045

>>16001036
Free Will is a weird thing because if you take determinism as given then outside of quantum bullshit everything that will happen is more or less predeterminable, you're just on rail tracks. It doesn't mean you don't have free will, but it takes free will into account when marking out the future. In which case >>16001011, you don't even need to control people or change their personalities, you can simply take actions that lead to the perfect future (which would also be predetermined by the robogod's personality but hey)

>> No.16001055

>>16001045
What do you mean when you say determinism?

And if its foun out that she is guiding our future, people will resist regardless. What then?

>> No.16001062

Which MG is most likely to crush your pelvis?

>> No.16001067

>>16001062
My waifu, when she's horny

>> No.16001074

>>16001062
Ushi-Oni.

I mean we've basically had threads worth of shenanigans involving that subject.

>> No.16001075

>>16001062
Ushi-Oni
Ogre
Oni
Holstaur who had sex denied for a very long time

>> No.16001078

>>16000910
Pretty much, the sparknotes version of my setting is

>Angels and demons appeared in the world a long time ago
>Holy and demonic magic are inherently incompatible (since they cause demonic/angelic realms to pop up)
>When they meet, the two terraforming agents create lands that are completely uninhabitable.
>Everyone fought to effectively genocide the other side before the world becomes completely destroyed
>By the time of the Apocalypse, roughly 60% of the world's surface couldn't sustain life and humans were effectively cattle for both sides
>The last free humans introduced a virus known as The Seal to effectively block the emission of spirit energy. Not to save their world, but to give the next one a fighting chance.
>Without a way to produce demon/angel mana, both sides just disappeared over the span of generations
>"Humans" then unknowingly interbreed with people with dormant genes
>My stories pick up millennia after this about a century after the seal finally weakened enough for monsters to start appearing again.
>Also, due to the fact that everyone more or less now has angelic and demonic lineage, magic is a bit screwy (which is why some people can use both simultaneously now), and there are fallen and risen variants of every race

So yeah, while I'm focusing on small stuff because it's more fun, only time will tell if their world can actually survive once The Seal fades away completely.

>> No.16001088

>>16001045
I was kind of alluding to that with
>So many calculations resulting in such vastly innumerable, careful, subtle, infinitely precise manipulations of the world around Her. That'd be that.
But you're right. An omniscient being in a deterministic world would be able to take literally every action, calculated to the highest degree of precision, and ensure that the result of every action leads to their desired outcome.
You could argue that even then, an omniscient being wouldn't (quickly) be able to completely alter the state of the world like that, but that could be my justified inability to comprehend true omniscience.
Either way, in that scenario, an omniscient being would be able to perform the smallest action, that would cascade in a chain reaction to cause their desired result, and would do that with every moment that passed.

Machine-god automaton is strong.

>> No.16001091

>tfw your Shoggoth maid and Living Armor bodyguard fight over who you have to wear all day.

>> No.16001094

>>16001055
Determinism basically holds that if you knew literally everything about how the universe worked, then given all the information about the world at any specific point in time, you're able to tell me the state of the world at any and all other points in time, given enough time to calculate.

>people will resist
They can't, that's the scary thing about Laplace's Demon. That would've already been taken into consideration, she'd know in advance who is going to resist, how he's going to resist, when he's going to resist, how this will affect everyone else in the world, and what actions she should take to get the best possible future, when she should take them, and how she'll go about preparing for them before shit hits the fan. People have no more ability to resist than LotR Sauron has the ability to stop Frodo from dropping the Ring into Mt. Doom. Tolkein didn't write a version where he stopped Frodo, the events will play the same way no matter how clever he tries to be. His cleverness has already been taken into account.

>>16001062
None, my Jiangshi trained me so my pelvis is stronger than a mountain.

>>16001088
The problem is how she'd even be able to calculate that shit.

>>16001091
>not Shoggoth-coated Living Armor

>> No.16001101

>>16001094
>People have no more ability to resist than LotR Sauron has the ability to stop Frodo from dropping the Ring into Mt. Doom. Tolkein didn't write a version where he stopped Frodo, the events will play the same way no matter how clever he tries to be
This
Machine-Gods have gotten to the point where they're authors of the world trapped inside the world. Just imagine how fucking boring it'd be, you'll never get surprised or have fun again

>> No.16001107

>>16001091
Why not both?

>> No.16001110

>>16001094
>and what actions she should take to get the best possible future, when she should take them, and how she'll go about preparing for them before shit hits the fan.
So what does she do to those who resist? What about beings that exist outside of her reality, sow chaos within it?

>> No.16001111

>>16001094
>The problem is how she'd even be able to calculate that shit.
Machine-god robutt is very smart. Also, a machine-god.

>> No.16001115

>>16001078
Interesting. What did the angels need humans for? Breeding?

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>>16000598
On the very off chance that you don't know (unlikely) or for others who are seeing this (likely), Elizabeth Bathory there on the right is, in fact, a draconic vampire - and the younger innocent self of the vampire Carmilla who femdom lovers should brace even their hearts for.

>"...Carmilla is completely incompatible with Elizabeth, and the two have a relationship of trying to kill each other."

>"...Elizabeth is refusing to become like Carmilla, while for Carmilla, Elizabeth is an intolerable symbol of enjoying youth while indulging in ignorance."

>> No.16001142

>>16001110
>So what does she do to those who resist?
Whatever she wants. Let them be in such a way that no action they could ever and will ever take will affect her. Arrange events so that they all simultaneously die of brain aneurysms or heart attacks.
This ability is basically the logical conclusion to foresight and changing the future, except on a scale as vast as need be, on the precision level as small as required.

>What about beings that exist outside of her reality, sow chaos within it?
If we're still working within the bounds of determinism, then that is a part of events which can and have been taken into consideration.
If you mean that they're eldritch entities who sow chaos in such a way that it invalidates our scenario, then we're no longer talking about a deterministic universe, and have veered into another topic of discussion entirely.

>> No.16001152

>>16001110
>so what does she do?
It doesn't matter what she actually does, because the plan will make the end result always turns out exactly how she wants it to. It's already been taken into account when the plan was formulated, and the fact that they resist is actually an essential part of her plan like every other part. Nothing can go wrong but because of the way omniscience in determinism works, nothing will go wrong.
If she executes one or two before they revolt, the personality of one of their friends will cause them to start a resistance cell. That's part of the plan. Because of his personality he'll be viewed as soft and be toppled by someone else who's more extreme but he'll soon lose control of the situation since this person is poor at handling people, thus leading to this resistance cell committing acts of random terrorism instead of actual resistance, staining the name of the actually good members and the other three cells just starting up, she can then call the citizens to ignore these dangerous warmongers, they'll be flattened because the citizens have suffered at the hands of these criminals whose now-planted leader will continually become more and more extreme, the citizens now view her as a hero as she claims that the original people she executed were part of the cell's old leadership, etc. etc.
You can't do anything against Laplace's Demon.

>what about beings that exist outside of her reality
Those would have to be meta-beings, not merely gods. Even the greatest machine-god can't stop you from pressing the power button on the simulation she's running in, and meta-beings do literally whatever the fuck they want.

>> No.16001174

>>16001115
The same reason demons do. Humans are the greatest source of spirit energy. Angelic and demonic energy can't be created ex nihilo, they have to transformed from spirit energy. The earliest record of the monsters called them "invaders from beyond" Yeaah...I decided they're extradimensional beings Pre-Apocalypse monsters could produce a small amount, enough to sustain themselves, but to use all their fancy magic and power their magitech societies they needed to harvest it from beings native to the planet. Humans were generally the most efficient source, since they could just disguise themselves as gods and religious figures and not have to worry and keeping their chattel clean and well-fed.

In contemporary times, that's not as much of a problem, simply because everyone's a bit more human genetically and thus can produce spirit energy to convert by themselves or they could just buy some Kheprite from a convenience store (since it's effectively a magical battery).There are still some vestiges of more invasive soul extraction techniques, such as the afformentioned blood magic in my story or industrial semen farms, but both of those practices are a great way to get an entire army knocking down your door, since they're both kinda seen as backwards and cruel.

>> No.16001176

>>16001174
Biblical angels are basically extradimensional anyway, you can't actually get to Heaven by walking in its direction.

>> No.16001183

>>16000983
No. They just go to the gym to show off their gains

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>>16000935
>>16000955
You two are good people.

>> No.16001209

>>16001142
>Arrange events so that they all simultaneously die of brain aneurysms or heart attacks.
Nice overlord you got there.

Well whatever, determinism deshmirminism, All it takes is a single piece of chalk and some walking between the odd angles of reality.

Besides, what if in all her infinite knowledge she knew with certainty that there was literally nothing to do to stop or change a certain event? Prime opportunity for character development there

>> No.16001216

>You'll never have a younger Dhampir half sister who channels her attention and affection towards you
>She'll never be a typical clingy younger sister for most of your youth
>She'll never awaken to her monster instincts when she's visiting you at college after seeing and smelling the blood that resulted from a broken piece of glass
>She'll never clamp down on your neck and start feeding, moaning and masturbating all the while
>You'll never fuck her right then and there, making sure to cum as deep inside of her as possible
>She'll never look at you with her newly crimson eyes and tell you that she'd been waiting for this her whole life

>> No.16001227

Reminder to use horned shortstacks correctly.

http://i.imgur.com/cofEzhc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HPLuYJb.jpg

>> No.16001229

>>16001209
>character development
That isn't how determinism works. She already knows her own character development and how her personality will change as well.

>single piece of chalk
?

>some walking between the odd angles of reality
If you're a meta-being you can simply retcon the character in question or change the way the system works. You're also not native to the system so we don't consider you in this example, you're basically saying 'well God smites her' except even God wouldn't be able to, nothing short of meta-author fiat can.

>nice overlord
It's not an overlord so much as it was inevitable that they'd die of a heart attack. She doesn't need to do anything, it could be as simple as breathing in a specific direction causing a chain of events that make them all get lung cancer.

>there is literally nothing to do to stop or change a certain event
We don't need to be omniscient to know this. You will never, EVER be able to stop the heat death of the universe, you can only slow it down and not by much.

>> No.16001234

>>16001209
>Besides, what if in all her infinite knowledge she knew with certainty that there was literally nothing to do to stop or change a certain event?
We may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
Is an omniscient being in a deterministic universe essentially omnipotent? Or are they still, despite literally infinite knowledge of all points of space at all times, and all future events, able to have something against their desire happen which they are unable to plan against?

We're getting into some paradoxial territory here, like the omnipotence paradox.

>Prime opportunity for character development there

All I know is that this wouldn't happen. If she possesses infinite knowledge and a complete understanding of how all events will play out, she literally can't develop as a character or being.

>> No.16001239

>>16001227
>More leg-dangling sex
Oh yes.

>> No.16001243

>>16001229
>You will never, EVER be able to stop the heat death of the universe, you can only slow it down and not by much.
THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

>> No.16001245

>>16001137
I would both of them at the same time.

>> No.16001262

>>16001234
>the omnipotence paradox
The omnipotence paradox isn't a paradox, I've never seen any wording of it that actually makes sense.

>Can God create a rock so heavy he can't lift it?
The concept of 'can't lift' doesn't exist for God-who-is-omnipotent, the entire question is meaningless. It's like asking how fast an octopus flaps its wings.

>Can God create someone greater than God?
God is by definition the HIGHEST being, not merely a VERY HIGH being. in the same way that mathematically, infinity is not a number, highest is not merely very high. To create something higher than highest is meaningless, it's like asking can I jump higher than how high I jump + 1 meter?

>Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object
There is no such thing as an 'unstoppable force', force is a vector it doesn't fucking move. Something is applying the force.

>unstoppable punch vs. invincible wall
One of the two is obviously wrong. If the punch can break the wall then it wasn't invincible. If the wall can stop the punch then it wasn't unstoppable.

>>16001243
No, there is sufficient data. Entropy can't decrease and 100% efficient systems literally can't exist. You

>> No.16001272
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/mgt/ can even manage to make legitimate existentialism sound like retarded blatting.

>> No.16001274

>>16001272
None of this shit was existential though.

>> No.16001279

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2520244

I think I've found my limit for height, this is the exact point where any more would be too big for me.

>> No.16001287
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Reminder that it's dangerous up in the woods in Winter.

They got literal man hunters up there.

>> No.16001291

>>16001279
Yeah that looks okay to me.

>> No.16001292

>>16001279
Jeez, that's big. His head is like at her crotch, both standing.
I would go for bigger.

>> No.16001293

>>16001279
Yeah, seams about right. Might be a bit to big for me, but I wouldn't say no to her.

>> No.16001300

>>16001279
God damn look at that beautiful shadow of the foliage on her leg.

>> No.16001304

>>16001279
Ehh I would rather not fuck her. Maybe just a nice friendship.

>> No.16001314

>>16001279
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2520244
She's cute. I think she found her limit too, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16001317
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16001317

Theres nothing like a little opium to cool the nerves .

>> No.16001324

>>16001317
>Sample

At least delete and post the full version.
Fucking newfags.

>> No.16001335

>>16001317
What is this, a picture for microscopic particles?

>> No.16001345

>>16001279
For most of my big girls i like them to be the subtle hips wider then your torso type, such as pic
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3399546

>> No.16001358

>>16001324
Just for you https://youtu.be/KXecVIANEds?t=54s

>> No.16001370

>>16001345
>that pic
>subtle hips
Roughly as subtle as a derailing freight train.

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>>16001137
Carmilla is a real semen demon compared to her plank counterpart, and a grand example of my love for tittypires.

>> No.16001390

>>16001374
Carmilla is literally shit both in game and as flavor text would dictate though, her NP is worthless in a grail war.

>> No.16001392

>>16001374
Such semen demons should be kept away from children.

>> No.16001397

>>16001279
Too big.
>>16001345
That's a good height. Legoman a shit though.

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16001400

Don't let a dragon girl sniff your pillow! It sends them into heat! Especially Sonia.

>> No.16001402

>>16001279
Someone post that image of the size comparison between a human, tio and the other really tall girl

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>>16001390
She's still hot though, so it checks out.

>> No.16001416

>>16001405
>summoning someone because she's hot
She is literally worse than Hassan because Hassan can at least assassinate masters well

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>>16001400
That type of wing structure would look very good on a Wyvern.

>> No.16001426

>>16001400
I'll roll in my Dragon friend's bed! Making sure to get a good sniff on her stuff and leave my scent in there.

>> No.16001429

>>16001370
I meant the height is subtle. Like its not immediately obvious that oh this person is a giant.

>> No.16001470

>>16001234
>Or are they still, despite literally infinite knowledge of all points of space at all times, and all future events, able to have something against their desire happen which they are unable to plan against?
Interesting thought though pretty useless to argue about.

>>16001262
>The concept of 'can't lift' doesn't exist for God-who-is-omnipotent, the entire question is meaningless
So if he can't create this concept of 'can't lift', and bind it to a rock, then he isn't omnipotent is he?
>To create something higher than highest is meaningless
The question doesn't ask if its a meaningful act, it asks it it can be done.
>There is no such thing as an 'unstoppable force', force is a vector it doesn't fucking move. Something is applying the force.
Being overly literal doesn't resolve the age old issue of the spear that can pierce and object and the shield that protects from all blows.
>One of the two is obviously wrong.
Something tells me this isn't how paradoxes work.

Like a catch 22. You can't resolve it by washing your hands and going "I don't need the key to the vault that is locked inside the vault if I just walk away"

>> No.16001495

>>16001234
Omnipotence doesn't mean 'can do anything' it means all powerful. God can't touch the number two because the number two is not a touchable thing. God can't make a rock with the trait 'heavier than god can lift' because that trait doesn't exist.

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So what's your waifu going as for Halloween, Anon?

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>>16000295
8'5 and full of lickable abs

>> No.16001517

>>16001470
>So if he can't create this concept of 'can't lift', and bind it to a rock, then he isn't omnipotent is he?
No, because omnipotent doesn't include the concept of something not being liftable by this omnipotent being. It is literally self-contradictory that there is something he can't do and contrary to his nature as an omnipotent being. Your question doesn't make any sense. "Can't lift" is not a valid concept or property when viewed from perspective of the omnipotent. It's the same as asking what is the letter A multiplied by the letter C. You can't multiply letters.

>The question doesn't ask if its a meaningful act, it asks it it can be done.
No, the question is meaningless. It's like asking what infinity plus one is, there is no such thing and it doesn't equal infinity, you cannot add anything to infinity.

>the spear that can pierce and object and the shield that protects from all blows.
One of these two is obviously wrong though. If the spear can pierce everything and the shield can block everything then one of three things happens
1. the spear pierces the shield but is still blocked. Semantics, basically.
2. The spear pierces the shield. The shield obviously can't block everything.
3. The shield blocks the spear. The spear obviously can't pierce everything.

>Something tells me this isn't how paradoxes work.
It actually is. Paradoxes can't use properties that don't exist or presuppose that two contradictory items exist at the same time then say 'lmao they contradict each other'.

>You can't resolve it by washing your hands and going "I don't need the key to the vault that is locked inside the vault if I just walk away"
You can say this if there isn't a keyhole though.

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>>16001512
she's trying to spice things up this year by giving her cerberus costume to our dauther

>> No.16001522

>>16001512
She is going for a ghost and I'm dressing as the previous demon lord.

>> No.16001531
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16001531

Automaton took off her armaments just to give you a hug

>> No.16001532

>>15997755
is seafoam pretty good? I vaguely remember alot of talk about his succubus family thing from however long back. Is he even still writing?

>> No.16001535

>>16001531
>implying this isn't part of her plan

>> No.16001540

>>16001531
She's getting a lot more than just a hug.

>> No.16001544

>>16001425
Gotta collect those jiggies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXHkRm1VNo

>> No.16001546

>>16001531
She must be pretty light without them

>> No.16001547

>>16001531
>pear-shaped with an ahoge
I can't wait to see your gallery drawbro.

>> No.16001555 [SPOILER] 
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16001555

>>16001512
A Witch.

>> No.16001560

>>16001495
Power is
noun
1.
the ability or capacity to do something or act in a particular way.

Omnipotence hence would be the ability or capacity to do anything or act in any perticular way.

>God can't make a rock with the trait 'heavier than god can lift' because that trait doesn't exist.
Then if he can't make the trait exist then he isn't omnipotent.

>>16001517
>because omnipotent doesn't include the concept of something not being liftable by this omnipotent being
Then it ins't omnipotent

> It is literally self-contradictory that there is something he can't do and contrary to his nature as an omnipotent being.
So he CAN make a rock that he cannot lift? Because if he couldn't as you say, it would be " literally self-contradictory that there is something he can't do"

>One of these two is obviously wrong though
The entire premise relief on both being factually correct. It's why I don't deal with paradoxes, it's pointless. To go "Well one is wrong" is like a one child shooting another with his fingers and the other going "nuh uh, I have armor that does x"

>You can say this if there isn't a keyhole though.
There is one. It's literally the only way into the vault.

>> No.16001575

>>16001560
Wow. You're a grade A retard aren't you?

>> No.16001582

Anyone know what happened to the drawfag who done the khepri blowjob and lewd soldier beetle images? Just remembered him and seems he deleted his imgur album.

Shame too because his style was cute.

>> No.16001584

>>16001575
>In lieu of an actual argument, I'll insult him! That'll show him!

>> No.16001585

>>16001575
You sure showed him.

>> No.16001593
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16001593

What're the best anti-rape tactics a guy could employ in MGC?

>> No.16001599

>>16001593
Species specific weaknesses, like a ball of yarn for cat girls, or a mirror for Medusae.

That or just don't act like prey, some MGs won't give chase unless you act scared and try to run.

>> No.16001601

>>16001593
Paladin bodyguard.

Make him an old guy for extra protection.

>> No.16001602

>>16001582
>tfw I can't find his imgur album
He disappeared off the face of the earth not long after he appeared. As in, I haven't seen him anywhere else on this site.

Which is a shame, because he drew me that lactating Mothman.

>> No.16001603

>>16001593
Make a contract with the local demon to protect your virginity.

The payment is your virginity.

>> No.16001604

>>16001584
>>16001585
No i just kinda realize either you're baiting or just have no clue what you're talking about
Besides theres nothing i could say that another theologian hasn't already said better than I could.

>> No.16001611

>>16001582
I don't actually. Was this long ago or more recent?

>> No.16001612

>>16001575
He is right though. True omnipotence means that affectation is never outside your purview. So rather than "X creates something they can never Y" which is impossible. It becomes "X creates something they decide they will never Y"

It becomes a decision to never do something, rather than an inability to. "I make a rock I will never lift." vs. "I can't lift it."

>> No.16001616

>>16001560
>Then it ins't omnipotent
The theology behind God's omnipotence is pretty darned clear and it renders that question completely meaningless. You're asking why someone who knows everything about math doesn't know how to multiply letters and taking this as proof that he doesn't know everything about math.

>Because if he couldn't as you say, it would be " literally self-contradictory that there is something he can't do".
This would take your top definition of omnipotence, he who can do anything in any way.
It doesn't matter because 'a rock that god cannot lift' isn't a thing, and making that rock isn't something. It doesn't make any sense. It is inherently self-contradictory. It's like asking if I can make an apple that is both sweet and not sour, and sour and not sweet, at the same time. You're asking for the fundamentally absurd.

>The entire premise relief on both being factually correct
The premise is fundamentally flawed. That isn't how paradoxes work, the point of a paradox is having something that isn't fundamentally flawed becoming self-contradictory. That's why it's a paradox, it's reductio ad absurdum that doesn't prove itself wrong.
It's also the reason why paradoxes are generally considered to be hogwash because how could something not fundamentally retarded lead to a fundamentally retarded conclusion?
Most paradoxes are merely cleverly worded. The spear that pieces everything and the shield that blocks everything can't both exist, you presuppose a self-contradictory condition to reach a self-contradictory conclusion. No shit.

>>16001575
>>16001604
Don't do that if you're not falseflagging, it just makes you look worse.

>> No.16001620

>monster girl thread
>theological debate
what the fuck did i miss?

>> No.16001622

>>16001612
The problem is that the requirement is that God 'cannot' lift it, as opposed to 'will not' lift it. The first property doesn't exist. The second does.

>> No.16001625

>>16001531
>those ass fangs
I can't wait to see you draw thick butts that work in tandem with those lovely pears.

>> No.16001626

>>16001593
Shota Gun.

As soon as you see a monster girl walking towards you fire a shota at them.

>> No.16001628

>>16001620
There have been more bizarre discussions here desu.

>> No.16001634

>>16001593
Honestly? Having a girlfriend.

>> No.16001637

Let's talk about MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLUELLA

>> No.16001639

>>16001637
who?

>> No.16001642

>>16001639
Anon DON'T!

>> No.16001644

>>16001611
He done some requests near the start of the year and must have deleted his imgur recently.
http://i.imgur.com/I4tXI7A.png
His Lich was also wonderful.

>> No.16001645

>>16001642
bad as it may or may not be im curious now

>> No.16001648

>>16001645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I

>> No.16001650

>>16001593
Some spirit energy disguising charm to trick MGs into thinking that I'm married with some other girl.

And a ring.

>> No.16001653

>>16001593
Castration

>> No.16001655

>>15998104
its up to you, but theres definitely some really good stories out there that you are missing out on if you dont.

>>15998107
I am not actively engaged in the threads enough to keep up with posting in here, but i do read everything that keeps posted on the mgc weekly review.
True, there really isnt any easy way to give feedback or thanks in the current form.

>> No.16001656

>>16001653
>implying there isn't magic to fix that

>> No.16001667

>>16001644
Khepri servants sure know how to serve the Pharaoh's guests while they visit.

>> No.16001670

>>15998184
>only since july
you have much despair left.

its been at least two years since cap last updated marcus

>> No.16001713

>>16001604
>No, you're just baiting or stupid
>B-but there's nothing I could say that another theologian hasn't already said better than I could. So I won't both explaining myself.

>>16001616
We aren't talking God we're talking omnipotence.
> You're asking why someone who knows everything about math doesn't know how to multiply letters
Because that isn't a thing. Now if that mathmatician was ominpotent, he could make it a thing. But he isn't so it isn't. And if he can't I'm taking it as proof that he isn't omnipotent.

> It doesn't make any sense.
Who said it had to?
>Omnipotence: The ability to so literally anything*
>*Provided it makes sense
Don't think so.

>You're asking for the fundamentally absurd.
It depends on who I ask it of. If I ask it of you? Sure. Impossible. If I ask it of a truly omnipotent being then not so absurd. As to what that apple would taste like - who knows.

>the point of a paradox is having something that isn't fundamentally flawed becoming self-contradictory. That's why it's a paradox
Well fine, but then this discussion on omnipotence has clearly left the topic of paradoxes.

>> No.16001745

>>16001713
>>16001616
>>16001612
>>16001560
>>16001517
>>16001470
>>/his/

>> No.16001753

>>16001713
>Now if that mathmatician was ominpotent, he could make it a thing
Making it a thing would also make him then not omnipotent. There's no contradiction here if you're pulling it this way.

>who said it had to
If you're going to ask nonsensical questions then you must deal with nonsensical answers like "he both can and cannot" or "in two aspects, 'god-who-creates-the-stone-but-cannot-lift-it' and 'god-who-cannot-create-the-stone-but-can-lift-it'.

>Don't think so.
Omnipotence comes in two big forms, meta-omnipotence and in-system omnipotence. The first is where you exist outside of the system, the second is where you exist within it. The first can do whatever it wants whether or not it makes sense. The second can only do what makes sense and can't change the system. Both are omnipotent.

>then not so absurd
Wrong. Logic doesn't work that way. ~a && a is false, there are no questions about this. This is by definition. It not just impossible, it doesn't hold meaning.

>Well fine, but then this discussion on omnipotence has clearly left the topic of paradoxes.
I don't think it has, I'm talking about the original paradox, which boils down to 'what do you mean by omnipotent'. If there is or can be a rock god cannot lift he's not omnipotent, therefore the original idea was borked therefore the discussion is pointless.

>> No.16001755

>>16001745
This all goes back to a DL tier automatin so its entirely thread related.

>> No.16001757

Now seems as good a time as any to ask, so what's the story with this place and tft?

>> No.16001764

>>16001757
Dicks of all kinds.

>> No.16001766

>>16001755
Thats not how things work. I could make anything vaguely related to anything else i wanted, doesn't mean i get to post anything anywhere i want.

>> No.16001770

>>16001757
People who weren't liked here ended up in that place en masse. That's all you're gonna get before shitflinging starts.

>> No.16001774

>>16001766
Organic derails have always been okay on 4chan since it was still 4chan.net.

>> No.16001779

>>16001593
>that censoring
Some people huh?

>> No.16001783

>>16001766
>Thats not how things work
Yeah it is, are you new? We had people arguing about powerlevels and how they work as a writing convention a few weeks ago because someone talked about shoggoths.

>> No.16001790

Reminder, it'll be out in a few days. This is the cheapest place selling it if you wanted a copy of your own.

http://www.rightstufanime.com/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Volume-1-Hardcover

>> No.16001798

>>16001774
They were SHIT then and they're SHIT now!

>> No.16001802

>>16001753
>Making it a thing would also make him then not omnipotent.
How so? If making letters multiplyable makes the omnipotent mathematician anything, it makes him not a mathematician anymore. Doesn't call his omnipotence into question.

> then you must deal with nonsensical answers like "he both can and cannot" or "in two aspects, 'god-who-creates-the-stone-but-cannot-lift-it' and 'god-who-cannot-create-the-stone-but-can-lift-it'.
The question isn't nonsensical, it's self contradicting. It doesn't mean you have to deal with nonsensical answers such as "he both can and cannot", though the statement would be true of a truly omnipotent being.

The only rational and logical conclusion is that omnipotence doesn't exist. Though, that's only the answer that makes sense. And as I said earlier, sense isn't something omnipotence must abide by.

>therefore the original idea was borked therefore the discussion is pointless.
Pretty much.

>> No.16001812

>>16001766
The question is intent. It's very obvious when some one is trying to derail a thread with offtopic conversation.

Entirely different when the conversation derails itself. Besides the thread is better when its opened up and the smell of circlejerking is allowed to air for a few moments. Or should we go back to talking about the hot new, already stale lilim OCs?

>> No.16001816

>>16001812
>Or should we go back to talking about the hot new, already stale lilim OCs?
>Can't properly shit on lilims because there's hardly any content about them other than the idea and some art

Dammit.

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>>16001802
>The question isn't nonsensical, it's self contradicting
If it's not nonsensical than neither is 'can and cannot' which is also 'merely' self contradicting.

>omnipotence doesn't exist
Which invalidates the original problem.

>pretty much
Okay.

>> No.16001828

>>16001817
>Which invalidates the original problem.
That's kinda how logic goes though.

>assume x is true
>does shit work out?
>if not, x can't be true

>> No.16001832

>>16001753
>in two aspects, 'god-who-creates-the-stone-but-cannot-lift-it' and 'god-who-cannot-create-the-stone-but-can-lift-it'.
Though this is an interesting take on omnipotence.
>Omnipotent god keeps splitting itself to resolve every contradiction. One fracture to create stones that cannot be lifted and the other to lift all stones
>In this manner the same god, now split, may both create a stone it can't lift and lift a stone that can't be lifted.
But can it lift a stone that can't be created?

>> No.16001841
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16001841

>>16001555
Big booty witches.

>> No.16001843 [DELETED] 

>>16001828
Right but the point of a paradox is that it's not supposed to invalidate the original statement or conditions because the original statement is true.
A logical paradox generally works by creating reductio ad absurdum and then saying 'but the conditions actually are true'. The reason why I say paradoxes are hogwash is because reductio ad absurdum is a foolproof way of proving something is fucked in the conditions, provided the arguments were airtight.

>>16001832
>Though this is an interesting take on omnipotence.
Not really. Hindu gods generally weren't actually omnipotent but they had multiple aspects, in which they only did one thing.

>But can it lift a stone that can't be created?
A1 - God can create a stone He can't lift, and
A2 - God can lift a stone He can't create. Fucking around with these logically gives you

>> No.16001848

>>16001841
That's the best ass Brab has drawn.

>> No.16001851

>>16000295
the bigger the better!

>> No.16001853

I REALLY fucking hate it when the return key randomly submits your post.

>>16001828
Right but the point of a paradox is that it's not supposed to invalidate the original statement or conditions because the original statement is true.
A logical paradox generally works by creating reductio ad absurdum and then saying 'but the conditions actually are true'. The reason why I say paradoxes are hogwash is because reductio ad absurdum is a foolproof way of proving something is fucked in the conditions, provided the arguments were airtight.
Paradoxes usually arise when we somehow '''just know''' the conditions are true (God), or because of clever wording that makes us not realize that the conditions are fucked up (shield and spear).

>>16001832
>Though this is an interesting take on omnipotence.
Not really. Hindu gods generally weren't actually omnipotent but they had multiple aspects, in which they only did one thing.

>But can it lift a stone that can't be created?
A1 - God can create a stone He can't lift
A2 - God can lift a stone He can't create. Fucking around with these logically gives you
B1 - God can create a stone He can lift
B2 - God can't create a stone He can't lift
Which contradict themselves, but not each other.

>> No.16001856

To think this whole back-and-forth about an Automa-god (if it's still about her) started from this adorable awesomeness >>16000342 which was referencing this awesomeness >>16000521 ?

I don't know if you "two" have even worked out just how this Automaton (again if it's still about her) got this power in the first place, especially since it was at least sci-fi based and not simply "magic", I think.

>> No.16001857

>>16001848
Barb*

>> No.16001861

>>16001856
I showed up at determinism and have been projecting my autism since.

>> No.16001862

>>16001843
>The reason why I say paradoxes are hogwash is because reductio ad absurdum is a foolproof way of proving something is fucked in the conditions
The point of paradoxes isn't that something in the conditions is fucked, it's that something in the structure of logic is fucked.

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>>16001841
Big titty witches!

>> No.16001866

>>16001853
Don't you think its foolish to hold an omnipotent being to our level of thinking? I mean holding an omnipotent being standards we comprehend when an omnipotent being would be above said standards seems foolish.

>> No.16001867

>>16001841
Ma'am, it seems you have forgotten your underwear.

>> No.16001874

>>16001862
Nothing is fucked in the structure of the logic though, which is why paradoxes are generally bullshit. It's almost always the conditions after all.

>>16001866
I don't think so, no. Being omnipotent and existing as an altogether higher level being is different. Either way 'just don't think about it' is absurd, seeing as omnipotence is a human-made concept and so we're discussing it using the human notion.

>> No.16001877

>>16001853
>Not really. Hindu gods generally weren't actually omnipotent but they had multiple aspects, in which they only did one thing.
Yeah but not all hindu gods are the same being, are they?

>> No.16001880

>>16001864
Onee-sabbath's been recruiting I see.

>> No.16001892

>>16001874
>Nothing is fucked in the structure of the logic though
You should read up on Curry's paradox. Some real good shit there.
You can say "oh this obviously doesn't make sense" but the point is that it's a valid proof under the rules of formal logic, despite having an obviously untenable conclusion.

>> No.16001896

>>16001841
>>16001848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq6XeBoFilc

>> No.16001899

>>16001227
>the amount of arm strength required to hold her in the air like that

>> No.16001907

>>16001841
>Everyone marvelling the butt
>Tfw marvelling the ZR and freckles

>> No.16001911

>>16001907
I will never understand the fascination with ZR.

>> No.16001912

>>16001907
>tfw marvelling the gondola

>> No.16001913

>>16001911
>He doesn't get the basic fundamentals of ZR

>> No.16001914

>>16001877
I mean to say there you had gods which did multiple things, but each as a separate aspect.

>>16001892
Is curry's paradox the "I can prove this sentence to be true no matter what it says" one
I remember reading about a formal refutation of it before.

>> No.16001915

>>16001400
For the record the translation is as follows:
>Master... is always drawing...
>STAMINA...
>must be loaded, right?
>Sonia... can help you...

Also, it's attractively impressive to know that her body armour is made from her own magically preserved scales, claws and sewn together with a form-fitting material.

And what a body she has beneath: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1737020

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>>16001912
FUCK

>> No.16001928

>>16001245
>>16001374
Yes, both of them together would be glorious and it's made all the better by them being the same person.

>> No.16001932

>>16001928
They're not the same person though, you can't say 30 years doesn't make a difference.

>> No.16001935

>>16001921
Oh, these girls! I need to catch up on this.

>> No.16001937

>>16001914
Yes, that is the one. The thing is that it can be refuted only in certain systems of logic that forbid common logical techniques that were thought to be valid.
You can resolve paradoxes by creating new systems of logic, but it restricts you ever further on the conclusions that can be made from it.

>> No.16001944

>>16001937
Oh right, I see what you mean.
That's not usually how meme / pleb paradoxes work though, which is what I'm referring to.

>> No.16001945

>>16001932
Way to get all deep there. Well, it's not like I wouldn't do so myself, in both senses. Part of the joy of having them together would be helping them to reconcile their differences. As for the sex itself, I definitely wouldn't want to make one feel better than the other due to experience or even lack-there-of.

>> No.16001950

>>16001945
No I mean
Like in Nasuverse, the fact that you can summon them separately, when Heroes are summoned at their prime, means that they're literally not considered the same entity.

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>>16001227
>Reminder to use horned shortstacks correctly.
I concur. Pic related is an excellent example. And view.

>the amount of arm strength required to hold her in the air like that
And you she's got an impressive back with such a bountiful chest, on top of not being so subdued by the pleasure that she bends and slips away mid-thrust. She deserves that full-body afterglow massage 100%

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>>16001841
Fuck's sake did you save a preview or something?
I could see those jpg artifacts from a mile away.

>>16001944
Well yeah.
Most "meme paradoxes" would probably be better described as thought experiments.

>> No.16001973

>>16001841
I want to take that chairs place.

>> No.16001974

>>16001971
Mainly because actual paradoxes take forever to even understand let alone argue about.

>> No.16001984

>>16001950
Shh, let me dream of love and reconciliation

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16001991

>>16001984
Don't do it
Anchin-sama is a liar

>> No.16001994

>>16001971
>that fucking thing in the bottom left
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE UNTIL YOU POSTED THE BIGGER ONE
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.16001999

>>16001994
He's just observing bro

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>>16001994
Barb has big fixation on Gondolas for whatever reason, but I'll just go ahead and guess it's a European thing since Gondolas are derived from spurdos.

>> No.16002024

>>16002006
I wish to pet the bear
With my hand

>> No.16002027

>>16001991
That choice of character and the effect the way the panel's drawn achieves is so good. I almost want to listen to you.

>> No.16002040

>>16001532
Yes, Seafoam is pretty good. The only real problem I've ever noticed with him is that he writes slower than molasses going uphill in the winter. But that's mostly because of real life being a cunt.

Not aware of him writing anything at the moment, but honestly there's not a whole lot of writers here that are -terrible- quality-wise.

It's just that the ones like Losenis, LDR, ELH, Seafoam, Silent_II (at least imo), ThunderBrother, Peterdnzl (RIP), RSAnon and YBA (UPDATE WHEN YOU FUCK) tend to produce or have produced higher quality works in the past.

Then you have attention-whores or shit-stirrers like Aftyn, AlpAnon, BobAnon, Bollocks, MachineAnon (Fuck you his ego was MASSIVE), NegaWalker, and the coup-de-grace himself, the one and only Anti-Christ of writers Sukiru Ikeda. He's literally the worst thing about the TFT site, even with Bob's shitty futanari stories.

>> No.16002062

>>16002006
Fuck, I wish Barb would draw more bondage.

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16002066

>>16002006
Given Barb's preferred form of communication is spontaneous molestation I'd wager they're a frog-bear

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>>16002006
>She ruins perfectly good bread

I'm mad as fuck!

>> No.16002081

>>16002072
Source

>> No.16002104

>>16002081
https://exhentai.org/g/591046/4229aa75b3/

Literally five seconds in the search.

>> No.16002109

>>16002104
what search? I tried tineye and google. does saucenao actually work with cropped now?

>> No.16002124

>>16002109
>>16002109
ExHentai's search. I figured it was Fire Emblem so I just added Elf and English to it.

>> No.16002129

>>16002040
>tfw you get namedropped in the first list

Y-you too...

>> No.16002130

>>16002124
Fuck your shit though I didn't know it was FE

>> No.16002139

>>16002129
Are you Lossy

>> No.16002156

>>16002139
ye

>> No.16002159

>>16002156
Who am I?

>> No.16002161

>>16002159
Me.

>> No.16002164

>>16002159
Anonymous

>> No.16002166

>>16002159
Who are you?

>> No.16002167
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16002167

>>16002161
talex

>> No.16002169

>>16002159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk9Z-_2B4Xk

>> No.16002181

>>16002167
I'm not latex I'm cheap.

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16002186

>>16002181
t. Emily

>> No.16002196

>>16002186
No, it's Emilia.

>> No.16002200

>>16002196
t. Rob

>> No.16002202

>>16001841
>>16001971
>Be anon
>Kind of a wimp and not all that great at social skills
>Want to learn magic
>Unfortunately its super hard
>Learn that incubi have an easier time with magic
>Decide to become incubus
>To awkward to just ask
>Decide to voice your woes to pretty much only friend
>Reclusive shut in girl who also studied magic
>She became a dark mage
>Monsters have better magic when they have spirit energy, and better spirit energy when they have a husband
>Fumble through idea you could help each other out
>"F-for our studies right?"
>"R-right"
>Have incredibly awkward sex
>Both mumble "y-you to" at the same time once its over

>> No.16002208

>>16002202
>the Gondola observes the entire time

>> No.16002217

>>16002200
You got the first letter.

>> No.16002229

>>16002217
>Emilia is a robber and a cheap woman

>> No.16002239

>>16002202
I hope with dark mage i can finally fulfill my longing for a shy nerdy gf. Lich was almost there but they're pretty cool and collected.

>> No.16002245

>>16002229
Rude! Emilia is a pure and cute girl.

>> No.16002252

>>16002129
You're a faggot but I give credit where it's due.

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>> No.16002257

>>16002252
Your face is a faggot

>> No.16002263

>>16002257
Faces can't be homosexual retard.

>> No.16002264

>>16002257
My face isn't a faggot, it simply has no mouth and must scream.

>> No.16002273

>>16002264
About how much it wishes it could suck cock no doubt

>> No.16002279

>>16002273
There is literally nothing wrong with sucking cock you carpet muncher
t. girl

>> No.16002285

>>16002264
>>16002273
>>16002279
Stop.

>> No.16002287
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16002287

Would anon go after your average MG waifu or would they go after military MG waifus as well?

>> No.16002294

>>16002287
I would like to know why I'm getting titjobs when I'm wearing armor and a belt.

>> No.16002296

>>16002287
I would go for my MG waifu if none come for me.

>> No.16002303

>>16002287
the idea that some species are militarized scares me.

>> No.16002307

>>16002287
The first unclaimed Gnome I find is getting married.

>> No.16002314

>>16002287
What's even the difference, military waifus probably just have a *mace of true erection +10*.

>> No.16002322

>>16002314
Baphos lead the MG army. Most often their forces are divided between the horde of single girls looking to raid a town for a husband, and the militarized and orderly girls who by nature have specific needs for the person they pick.

>> No.16002323

>>16002287
I've always desired sheepgirls. I think there are only a sheepgirls in the military.

>> No.16002332

>>16002322
So they're just rapists on the march instead of roaming rapists what's the difference

>> No.16002339

>>16002303
> a squad of army-trained ushi oni.
> named themselves 'rape brigade'

>> No.16002340

>>16002322
Baphos led magic research (before they turned it into a cult)

IIRC Dullas figure prominantly into the monster army.

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>>16002322
No, one Bapho leads the army.

The rest sort of just fuck about or do Sabbath related shenanigans.

>>16002314
>What's the difference

The Uniform.

Go ahead, tell me you wouldn't want to see a fine /fit/ crisp monster girl in uniform.

...Which is something I'd post if it existed.

>> No.16002348

>>16002279
>>>/y/

>> No.16002355

>>16002322
For whatever reason, I'm imagining single men in a town conquered by monstergirls being rounded up and auctioned off to monstergirls in the platoon while married couples are sent to the corruption tents. Just imagine it
>You're chained down to the bidding stage while a Baphomet makes a sales pitch for you to a crowd of hungry looking monstergirls.
>"Let's hear our first bids for this fine specimen of a man. Do I hear five gold? Don't forget that you're getting a virgin too~!"
>You manage to spit out the piece of cloth you were gagged with to shout obscenities at everyone within range.
>"Oh ho ho~ This one's got some fight in him! Hey, you there! The Minotaur! Maybe you'd like him? It might be the only chance at a husband you get you musclebound cow!"

>> No.16002360

>>16002040
I liked seafoam's manwhore story. Gave me a heart boner.

>> No.16002369
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>Haahn?
>Haahn?!
>HAAHN?!
>HAAAAAHN?!

>> No.16002375

>>16002369
>No haughty Kitsune class rep and Hot headed Hellhound delinquent rivals to fight over you ever.
>You'll never make them stop fighting by dicking them both.

>> No.16002377

>>16002369
>S-Should we interject?
>Nah. The'y'll do this all the time. All day in fact
>So, should we interject then?
>Nah. Let them fight. Popcorn?

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>>16002377
Yep, no use getting into the middle of Monster Girls fighting. You won't live long if you do.

>> No.16002393

>>16002342
Esdeath is the wrong kind of monstergirl
The type that looks like a human but is actually a fucking monster

>> No.16002396

>>16002322
>You will never be liberated from the tyranny of the Order by a coalition of monster forces

>> No.16002451

>>16002369
>>16002375
>Nobody but you knows they're half sisters

>> No.16002458

>>16002360
I usually read Seafoam when I want to get all doki-doki. I read shit from the TFT writers when I want to destroy my liver with Ezra Woods whiskey.

>> No.16002487

>>16002208
The gondola is her familiar, anon.

>> No.16002490

>>16002487
What does it even do

>> No.16002504

>>16002490
Lives on.

>> No.16002511

>>16002504
>summon familiar
>effects - sits there and does nothing
Is this the predistigation of summoning spells?

>> No.16002519

>>16002490
Nowadays it just carries tourists around the city at fixed rates. It's pretty scenic rowing around on one.

>> No.16002524

>>16002519
What was the logic behind the original guy calling it a gondola anyway is it an Italian meme?

>> No.16002528

>>16002511
It's not like there is anything to do.

>> No.16002566

>>16002490
summons an infinite amount of burgrs :DDD
Thats like a normal hamburger but it tastes like shit

>> No.16002575

>>16002396
It sounds kinda nice. I mean some order states are described as being outright fascistic. Getting saved by a hot monster warrior would be nice.

>> No.16002576

>>16002566
Seeing those Ds made me want to text my waifu a 8===D~
Holy shit this is so stupid. I bet my waifu is gratetful she doesn't exist.

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>> No.16002586

>>16002577
Artist?

>> No.16002590
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>>16002577
>human half doesn't at least have pointy ears

>> No.16002599

>>16002590
lolisnek is for fug

>> No.16002604

>>16002599
No, hug.

>> No.16002607

>>16002490
It gondolas

>> No.16002611

>Have skeleton wife
>She lived for a long time in the graveyard before you found
>She never wants to bathe because she claims her reflection in the water is too spooky

>> No.16002618

>>16002611
Wow, that one's easy.

Bubble bath. Bubble bath with an undead wife!

>> No.16002620

>>16002576
I bet shes more grateful you dont exist

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>>16002393
>Implying Esdeath isn't best waifu

Look at this gigantic faggot

She really needs to drop whatever those autistic things hanging off her neck in her uniform are

>> No.16002638

>>16002620
I exist alright. And I think about cuddling her all night.

>> No.16002646

>>16002638
You don't exist in the only reality that matters; hers.

>> No.16002649

>>16002646
I still haunt her in her dreams though, so everything is okay.

>> No.16002660

>>16002649
No, she'll just wake up and realize you're not next to her.

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>>16002626
>waifus Esdeath
>fucking dies

Natural selection at its finest.

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>>16002626
The fluffy black shit? Yeah it's autistic.
Tatsumi is top faggot

>>16002684
That judo girl still isn't dead I'm pretty sure
Also I hope she actually wins, it's a great ending to a shitshow of a manga.
>haha I freeze time
>o shit he can still move
>haha I freeze life die fuckers

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>>16002684
>Implying

Faggot didn't waifu her so he got mindbroken and killed like a bitch.

>> No.16002697

>>16002684
>>16002688
Is EsDeath actually yandere?

>> No.16002698

>>16002694
>>16002688
She is canonically just fucking insane though. If Tatsumi dicked her we might have a chance because >can't beat the dick but she's fucked now, and not the way she wanted.

>> No.16002703

>>16002698
>She is canonically just fucking insane though
>He wouldn't put his dick in crazy

>> No.16002704

>>16002688
>>16002694
>Esdeath "I'm the baddest guy" winning a fucking shonnen manga

I hope you can still love your waifu after she takes 10ft of undead dragon dildo.

>> No.16002705

>>16002697
Yangiri would be closer to what she is.
She wanted him because of his potential, and when she realized she wasn't going to get him, she decided that he had to die by her hand and no one else's.

>> No.16002712

>>16002704
>I hope you can still love your waifu after X

If you don't love your waifu despite all, then she wasn't your waifu in the first place

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>>16002697
Not really, she'll kill Tatsumi mainly because he insists on being his enemy instead of giving her fucc
Why she even gives a shit I don't know

>>16002704
I severely doubt Tatsumi is going to be the one to kill her and I doubt he'll be alive by the end either
Honestly fuck that manga
>lubbo died like a fucking bitch and nobody gives a shit
>le head on a pike xD
>Pumpkinshit le risky power
>Esdese not winning
>Akame wa marii suu desu yo

>> No.16002716

>>16002660
Hey, not having to deal with my dumb stuff is a plus so she should be happy.

>> No.16002725

>>16002712
There are actions that would make it pretty clear your waifu is, in fact, not who you thought they were.
I don't feel like discussing 3Dshit though.

>> No.16002728

>>16002725
>Esdeath
>3D
...'scuse me what?

>> No.16002732

>>16002728
I was replying to his statement, not the conversation at hand.

>> No.16002733

>>16002732
>having a 3d waifu
???

>> No.16002737

>>16002733
3D actions.

>> No.16002742

>>16002737
Done by 2D waifus?

>> No.16002746

>>16002742
Now you're getting it.

>> No.16002747

>>16002737
wat

>> No.16002751

>>16002737
>>16002746
But that's my fetish.

>> No.16002769

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please ponder on which big, muscled girl becomes a cuddle monster when drunk

>> No.16002771

>>16002715
https://youtu.be/FXahBQaQGqc?t=43

>You'll never hear Esdeath calling your name with her soothing voice as she leans closer to you

>> No.16002774

>>16002769
Amazon

>> No.16002776

>>16002769
I'm not going to ponder, I'm going to poundher!

>> No.16002777

>>16002774
Would be nice.
A big, scarred Amazon nuzzling you with a smile she hides when sober

>> No.16002779

>>16002776
All the better

>> No.16002780

>>16002771
>Tatsumi will never just click the fucking button instead of being a massive fucking faggot

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>a yandere, incomplete Automaton will never chase you through abandoned ruins before pouncing on you and forcing your dick into her slick and hot simulacrum snatch
Listening to the Haunting Ground OST and spoopy Silent Hill industrial stuff did a number on me.

>> No.16002826

>>16002823
Automatons are not to be trusted, any little problem in their programming and they become rape trains

>> No.16002827

>>16002780
why would he want such a lovely woman when he has a perfectly good potato?

>> No.16002834

>>16002826
>programming
While some things are bound to be ingrained into them from the start, I have a feeling that some Automatons have a "learning computer" type of mind that allows them to develop their own temperaments and even combat specialties.

>> No.16002839

>>16002769
So annoying.

>> No.16002846

>>16002834
Yeah I don't like the idea of programming an Automaton although it's still makes for fun scenarios
I find it much more attractive if they just get built and then make up their personality on their own as they learn about the world

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Remember, Anons. Make sure your Automatons have the latest protection software installed. Nothing can prepare you for a Succuvirus that's gained a physical body.

>> No.16002849

>>16002846
Is there a rough translation of the Automatons profile out there? I'd love to see a summarized version of just how Automatons minds work.

>> No.16002861

>>16002847
What would happen if my Automaton got a Succuvirus?

Would she still have her original thoughts and personality?

>> No.16002865

>>16002847
>Automaton is usually quiet and spending her time doing cute, innocent things
>Come home after work one day
>Porn is blasting on TV
>There is a dozen used dildos scattered onto the floor
>She's currently masturbating on your dirty laundry she was supposed to wash
>"Hey cutie, been waiting for your cock all day."

How would you react?

>>16002849
Not that I know of, if that one translation of Gremlin is correct then they are built by Gremlins and their main uses is to please a Gremlin's husband

>> No.16002869

>>16002861
She'd be fine at first, but she would start acting oddly after a while. Air handjobs without realizing it, interspersing her speech with lewd euphemisms, and downloading a large amount of porn everyday. The longer you go without virus removal, the more her personality is overwritten, until one day she is no longer the same woman you assembled way back when

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>>16002865
>they are built by Gremlins and their main uses is to please a Gremlin's husband

what

>> No.16002873

>>16002869
>Personality Death
How about no?
I'd personally prefer the Succuvirus both convincing the automaton to build her a body and making the Automaton act lewder.

>> No.16002874

>>16002865
>pure automaton becomes an ultra lewd slut
that's it, I'm calling Gremlin tech qupport

>> No.16002878

>>16002865
>then they are built by Gremlins and their main uses is to please a Gremlin's husband
I truly doubt that that's the only possibility they can have.

>> No.16002879

>>16002869
Oh my, that really is quite the problem that would have to be fixed right away.

How would someone be able to fix this, anon?

>> No.16002881

>>16002871
It's a fetish for kind and thinking women.

>> No.16002883

>>16002871
The ultimate onahole.

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CUTE SLUTTY FOXES! Seductively worn yukatas are the best!

>> No.16002891

How much would Gremlins charge for building Automatons for men?

>> No.16002892

>>16002871
My memory is a bit fuzzy but I do remember that profile had some controversial aspects in it

>No one but Gremlins can use magitech
>Gremlins augments their and their partner sexual ability through technology
>Their husband gets an Automaton harem
>Sometimes the harem goes full rape mode because of Gremlins causing them to malfuction

>>16002878
That's for sure, we're better off waiting for the profiles to come out rather than speculate

>> No.16002894

>>16002871
>>16002878
I also remember something like that. But hey, it was just a quick translation, so we don't have to worry about Gremlin getting off on looking at how well her creations can make her husband cum and those weird tentacle things going up a spooky hole.

>> No.16002897

>>16002704
>There will never be fanart of this
Unfortunate.

>>16002715
>>lubbo died like a fucking bitch and nobody gives a shit
This one rustles my jimmies so.

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It's starting to happen

>> No.16002904

>>16002892
>>No one but Gremlins can use magitech
So does this mean that you can't have a Automaton unless you marry a Gremlin?

>> No.16002906

>>16002901

>for mature monstergirl fans only!

but these threads are so immature though

>> No.16002912

>>16002901
How'd you get it early?

>> No.16002917

>>16002906
That's why monster girls can't be real.

>> No.16002918

>>16002901
I was supposed to receive mine thursday

>>16002904
Probably not, you could always have stray Automatons or ones that got jealous of their masters and ran away

>> No.16002922

>>16002883
That's a sleeping dormouse though

>> No.16002925

>>16002904
They probably sell them as well. It's like familiars, they can only be created by baphos/witches but they are their own independent race

>> No.16002927

>>16002904
>>16002925
>Gremlin Tanuki

Oh god the disgust was so big I almost died.

>> No.16002930

>>16002925
I would imagine they would be pretty expensive.

>> No.16002932

>>16002901
What's inside godammit.

>> No.16002938

>>16002878
It fucking better not be. Not interested in bicorn 2.0

>> No.16002939

>>16002927
I'd imagine Gremlins are more "work on commission" when it comes to making Automatons and actually fairly price them.

>> No.16002941

>>16002932
It's mamono mana.

>> No.16002962

>>16002939
Same. They probably get commissioned by locations like Undead Kingdoms, not-Egypt, or even the Mist Continent.

>> No.16002976

>>16002932
New art for some girls, uncensored lewds, official translation
I think that's it, we'll have to wait until someone else receives it to know

The guy who tweeted this picture yesterday is French and so am I, one store was shipping them early for a while, mine has been in transit since the 18th

>> No.16002985

>>16002932

a 'free waifu' coupon, but it's only good on 1/1/2017

>> No.16002999

>>16002985
Anon you and I both know it's not gonna happen.

>> No.16003032

Why the fuck are we so slow these last two threads

>> No.16003037

>MGE is going to be in bookstores across North America
I never thought I would see the day where something like this would happen.

>> No.16003049

>>16003037
It's great, isn't it? Finally some new blood.

>> No.16003061

>>16003049
But this place HATES new blood!

>> No.16003063

>>16003049
Except I doubt they'll know to come here instead of, say, /a/.

>> No.16003064

>>16003049
What I want to see is how many units it sells.

>> No.16003066

>>16003037
>Bookstores across North America
You mean the hentai sections of some smelly weeb store and buried on websites for online order only, right? There's now way in hell any halfway reputable bookstore would have this out on a shelf for any random person to pick up.

>> No.16003071

>>16003064
Probably not a whole lot.

>> No.16003075

>>16003071
What if it's a hit?

>> No.16003076

>>16003066
50 Shades of Grey got into bookstores, EMG got into bookstores.

>> No.16003078

>>16003075
Why would it be? The only people that know about it are people into monstergirls.

>> No.16003079

>>16003061
They can go jump into a river. It's been getting stagnant. The transition period will be rough but we'll get through it.

>> No.16003082

>>16003066
Barnes and Noble will be selling it. In store. I think Books a Million too.

>> No.16003092

>>16003079
You're optimistic. I like you. No alp.

>> No.16003093

>>16003076
Bookstores will regularly sell shit like 50 Shades. Cheap printed smut is a dime a dozen. And EMG is is just ecchi as fuck. Exposed tits, but no actual sex. Though I will say that there's probably more than a few people who just go 'Hey, this is popular. Let's sell it,' and throw it up on a manga shelf without actually looking at the content.

>> No.16003100

I want to be graped by an incredibly stacked Grapesnake! One who will smother me in her massive mammaries and grind her incredibly wide hips on me all night long! Then I can sleep in her coils and dream about doing it all over again!

>> No.16003104

>>16003093
>tfw the prospect of having to get it scanned by the cashier at checkout
Every store should have self-checkouts.

>> No.16003108

>>16003100
Indeed, of all the snakes, grape is easily the best. would abandon myself to her carnal pleasures. I bet her venom tastes like wine

>> No.16003112

>>16003108
>grape is easily the best
That's not Shirohebi.

>> No.16003116

>>16003104
They really should.

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>>16003108
>>16003112
Why not both?

>> No.16003121

O, sweet grape mistress,
Lavish lewdness upon me,
And I shall be yours.

>> No.16003125

>>16003104
>Work at pharmacy
>Sells good lube
>Get discount at my store
>Go shopping at the other one 20 minutes away because fuck having co-workers ring me up for that

>> No.16003127

>>16003104
It could always be worse. It could be a cute girl that's the cashier.

>> No.16003130

>>16003125
>>Sells good lube
Really setting yourself up there, anon.

>> No.16003132

>>16003117
Shiros tend to be light yams.

>> No.16003134

>>16003049

>>15998021

>> No.16003135

>>16003127
>Implying she'd even recognize it
Tell her it's a japanese edition of DnD, she'd buy it.

>> No.16003137

>>16003132
>Shiros tend to be light yams.
Good for cutting up and putting in stew

>> No.16003139

>>16003135
With the tits and the explicit mentions of sexual content, that'll be hard to pull off.

>> No.16003142

>>16003139
>Implying she'd ever opened the thing

>> No.16003143

>>16003142
It's on the back cover.

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>no silent loving guard.

>> No.16003146

>>16003142
Tits on the front cover, shiny gold "I'm a pervert" star on the back right near where the arcode would be. She doesn't need to open a thing.

>> No.16003147

>>16003143
What they rate books these days?

>> No.16003150

>>16003127
She's 3d, she ain't cute

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>>16003142
Considering the massive sticker on the back (most likely right next to the barcode, to boot), she'd have to be blind not to see it. And really, just look at the damn cover.

>> No.16003152

>>16003150
What if it's a cardboard cutout of you're waifu behind a self-serving checkout?

>> No.16003155

>>16003147
Any book with explicit sexual content in it has to be marked in some way. That's why every hentai has a big R-18 label on the front. The back of the jacket will probably have FOR ADULTS ONLY emblazoned across it.

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>>16003144
>No Mantis bodyguard

>> No.16003157

>>16003155
Speaking of content, isn't depictions of child pornography illegal in 'murrica?

>> No.16003162

>>16003157
Actual child porn, yes. Loli hentai is fine as far as I'm aware. Though you'll probably get a lot of weird looks from people.

>> No.16003164

>>16003157
I don't know about America, but I know it is in Canada.

Which is why I'm surprised it was printed here and going to be in local bookstores.

>> No.16003165

>>16003162
Na I'm talking about depictions. Doesn't it fall under some kind of old obscenity law?

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>>16003144
>>16003156
I want to be the bodyguard for a haughty monster!

>> No.16003168

>>16003165
It's left up to the states, though it's never really been enforced.

>> No.16003172

>>16003165
Not really. That sort of thing (obsenity) is entirely up to the interpretation of the individual judge. That's what all the old art vs. obsenity cases for almost the last hundred years have entailed.

Though I think there should also be a distinction made for enforcement. There are all sorts of laws on the books from forever ago that never get applied. Like in my state, it's illegal to have anal porn (apparently originally it was an anti gay measure in the 1920's) but nobody cares and nobody enforces it. Like when was the last time you ever saw anyone get a ticket for jaywalking?

>> No.16003173

>>16003166
She looks like she would constantly tease and harass you as you stood guard, trying to get both a metaphorical and literal rise out of you.

>> No.16003175

>>16003168
Actually, there is quite a bit of case law out there.

Ask a lawyer.

>> No.16003178

>>16003172
There's a whole bunch of dumb laws on the books if you ever actually sit down to read them. For example it's illegal to hunt whales from your car in California.

>> No.16003180

>>16003130
Using an onahole without it is asking to wreck it.

>> No.16003181

>>16003178
See, this sounds dumb but my great grandad used to hunt dolphins from the safari seat on his Power Wagon. Used to dynamite crow colonies out of trees too. Man, hunting was fucked up in general until the turn of the last century. Teddy almost single-handidly started the turn around on that.

>> No.16003182

>>16003164
Right? I half expect to go down to Chapters and see a pair of CSIS agents on either side of the bookcase where it is or somethin'.

>> No.16003183

>>16003178
Well shit. My days of ripping obese hookers in Compton are over.

>> No.16003185

>>16003173
Her parents wanted their daughter to have a bodyguard, so they bought her the best.

Now you have to deal with a lewd, himedere Oni Princess. Who flirts with you like you're her boyfriend.

>> No.16003187

>>16003181
My dad rooted gophers out of my neighbors lawn by tossing rocket propellant down the holes and igniting it.

>> No.16003195

>>16003182
I doubt the government knows or will even give a shit about the book.

>> No.16003200

>>16003181
Better hope those dolphin girls or harpies don't come looking for you.

>> No.16003202
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16003202

>>16003181
Wow. Just... I have no idea how to respond to this. I throw out some of the most obscure trivia I can find and you're telling me your great grandpappy used to do that shit? If nothing else, he sounds like an interesting person.

>> No.16003205

>>16003195
Probably. Unless someone with no idea what the book is picks it up, gets to the section on the Sabbath, gets triggered, and reports it.

>> No.16003207

>>16003195
Typically, they focus on creators and distributors.

Although, for this kind of content, you might end up on some kind of list.

>> No.16003208

>>16003195
Its like rapeplay. people wont know much about it until a shitstirrer gets hold about it.

>> No.16003210

>>16003205
Oh man, Toronto is gonna have a fit when MGE hits stores

>> No.16003212

>>16003207
>implying most of us aren't already on some kind of list

>> No.16003214

>>16003210
"If you rape a Monster, they win." -Justin Trudeau

>> No.16003215

>>16003202
He was literally the best friend of the top trickshooter couple of the era, the Topperweins. Did a lot of crazy stuff with guns. Passed down a lot of it too. Even I took state in target shooting back when I was a kid. Growing up in the country, you wind up accumulating a bunch of weird stories no matter who you are though.

>> No.16003216

>>16003214
Where's our money Trudeau? You promised us money not even worse international purchasing power!

>> No.16003225

>>16003214
Trudeau is the kind of guy who would sell out innocent villages to monster girls and turn down the reward.

>> No.16003232

>>16003225
As long as those villages are populated by white men.

>> No.16003235

>>16003232
What, so immigrants and nogs aren't worthy of tight monster poon? Das racist, mang.

>> No.16003240

>>16003235
Non-white people don't exist in MGE.

With the possible exception of Asians.

>> No.16003241

>>16003235
You imply MGs would be seen as a good thing.

>> No.16003244

>>16003240
You forgot north africans and arabs. Well, that's still the caucasiod phenotype but you know what I mean.

>> No.16003246

>>16003225
They're not diverse enough.

>> No.16003247

>>16003241
I imagine you'd get people willing to experiment pretty quick once word got out.

>> No.16003249

>>16003244
Arabs go into the trash where they belong.

Anyway, this should stop.

>> No.16003250

>You'll never be raped by a monstergirl who proceeds to carry your exhausted and battered body home with her.
>She'll never clean you up and snuggle you like a teddy bear beneath the sheets while nuzzling you with her cheek.
>She'll never make you feel so loved and cared for that it feels like your heart's going to burst out of your chest.
>You'll never wake up every morning to her smiling face.
It hurts so bad.

>> No.16003251

>>16003247
Nah they'd be social outcasts. Make men beg and serve yeah, but actually sexing them? Showing them affection? Devoting yourself to them? Big no-no in today's mindset.

>> No.16003252

>>16003246
Too bad, anon.

>> No.16003253

>>16003250
Every monster girl should take responsibility after raping a man

>> No.16003254

>>16003250
I dunno, man. The fantasy alone is enough to make my heart tighten.

>> No.16003256

>>16003249
>Arabs go into the trash where they belong.
But Houri are my 3rd favorite angel. And what about Manticores?

>> No.16003257

>>16003247
With succubi and kitsune maybe.

>> No.16003258

>>16003256
Arab monster girls are fine.

3D Arabs are bad.

>> No.16003262

>>16003257
Most of the more humanoid varieties would be fine fairly quickly in today's social climate, I think. Probably the ones from the more familiar legends, too.

On this note, I've come to realize that due to current literature trends my mother might actually encourage me if I brought home a werewolf or a vampire. It's an odd feeling.

>> No.16003263

>>16003247
Oh god, just imagine how disarming that would be for a monstergirl. Especially ones like Manticores that have more exotic ways of pleasing men.
>"Oh? What have we here? Don't you know that monsters like me eat up men like you?"
>Yeah yeah, you're a Manticore right?
>"Yes. Why?"
>And you can fuck people with your tail right?
>"You know about that?"
>Yeah. I read a book. And I'm down.
>"Excuse me what?"
>I'm okay with it. Let's do this.
>"I. You. What?"
>Something wrong?
>"No. No it's just I'm not used to the idea of someone being okay with my tailpussy is all."
>Trust me, humans on this side are WAY more open to stuff like that then the boys back where you're from.

>> No.16003264

>>16003256
Yeah I disagree too. Arabs are great. I just hope MGE arabs had an alternate timeline thing going on where the Persian empire never fell and it remained the hotbed of culture and science as opposed to the hotbed of beheadings and shitty ideology it is today.

>> No.16003266

>>16003263
>>Trust me, humans on this side are WAY more open to stuff like that then the boys back where you're from
Unlikely. You'd be a fool to take this thread for a consensus on normalfags

>> No.16003268

>>16003253
Yeah man, especially if she raped you to mark you as hers so she could take you away from a painful life into one full of her love.

>>16003254
Would you even be able to handle a real monstergirl lavishing you with her love?
Would I?

>> No.16003269
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>>16003263
And so, www.TAILED.com was born.

>> No.16003279

>>16003266
Even normals would be more open to monstergirls than people from the monstergirl world.

>>16003269
Not gonna lie, I'd subscribe to that site.
Especially if there were POV videos so I could experience what it'd feel like to get violated by a big tailpussy.

>> No.16003284

>>16003268
>Would you even be able to handle a real monstergirl lavishing you with her love?
Nope. It would take a bit for me to even believe she's being serious and then it would take a bit for me to believe that she was in the right mind, then I'd waste time trying to convince her that there are better men out there for a girl like her.

Honestly, she'd have to force herself on me

>> No.16003286

>>16003266
We're more like what normalfags would sound like two or three generations after large scale integration. Make no mistake barring a war (admittedly likely) or something along those lines they WOULD become widely accepted fairly shortly. That is, assuming the whole love of cocks thing is more nature than nurture and they aren't made shitty by their environment. But even then.

>>16003279
Why would you need video? All you have to do is go outside and act nervous in the general vicinity of a manticore. Don't forget to weakly fight back, that really gets them going.

>> No.16003294

>>16003286
Name one powerful ideology that would line up with monstergirls. One. All religions are out unless you resurrect some pagan ones. All the social movements are out, feminists, MRA. The neutrals are out, too easily swayed by mainstream media - out until the tanuki get their mits on it. who is left?

>> No.16003295

I want to set a group of Femdommy MG loose somewhere in southern Africa shortly after first contact.
>"Pff, you call that a rape? I'll show you rape, scum."

>> No.16003296

>>16003295
MG rape can't match the shock value of what those savages do

>> No.16003297

>>16003262
>>16003286
I don't see any other species outside of the most vanilla being well liked

>> No.16003298

>>16003295
>Southern
>not Central

You want to impress me, throw them in the real shit.

>> No.16003301

>>16003297
I'll have to go full Cult of the Damned for my undead waifu.

>> No.16003302

>>16003284
>Honestly, she'd have to force herself on me
So what you want is as monstergirl shoving you to the bed and telling you to accept her love?

>>16003286
But real Manticores don't have ludicrously large tailpussies like the ones in porn. Right?

>> No.16003307

>>16003302
>So what you want is as monstergirl shoving you to the bed and telling you to accept her love?
Ideally she'd just get bored and tell me to shut up. She'll say the rest with her body and not stop 'till I submit.

>> No.16003313

>>16003294
>All religions are out
No, you'd get plenty of not-actually-that-religious folks sprouting things about "god's creatures," and there's the whole multiculturalism bit which would be a boon for the less rapey varieties. Then you've got races like dark priests and rens that are noted for being good at doing exactly what MG would need done in a whole new society even without the je--tanuki buying the media. A thing they would totally do as soon as possible.

Past that MG are still going to sail through on tight bodies and loose morals once you've had a few generations of people growing up around them and the weirdness factor drops. I'm not expecting them to be accepted immediately of course, but 40-60 years doesn't sound horribly unreasonable to me.

>>16003298
We're going to need to use Detroit as a testing ground.

>> No.16003314

>>16003302
>ludicrously large tailpussies like the ones in porn
No wonder the men are faking it.

>> No.16003315

Monster girls can't defeat a man fueled by adrenaline!

>> No.16003321

>>16003307
So basically she shoves you to the bed, tells you to shut up, and then kisses you while thrusting her hips for hours?

>>16003314
What's wrong with wanting your entire crotch enveloped in tailpussy?

>> No.16003326

>>16003321
Hotdogs and hallways.

>> No.16003329

>>16003321
>So basically she shoves you to the bed, tells you to shut up, and then kisses you while thrusting her hips for hours?
Quickest way to my heard. Always maintained that I was easy.

>What's wrong with wanting your entire crotch enveloped in tailpussy?
Hotdog down a hallway.

>> No.16003331

>>16003313
I'd worry about Muslims blowing everything up, religions trying to deal with having huge holes blown in their ideology, and the people pushing multiculturalism and such going against them, among lots of other things.

>> No.16003332

>>16003326
>>16003329
>Hotdogs and hallways.
>Hotdog down a hallway.
Clearly you have never considered the fact that tailpussies likely can tighten. Also suction.

>> No.16003333

>>16003331
>people pushing multiculturalism and such going against them
This makes less than no sense.

>> No.16003334

>>16003297
What are we calling vanilla? Obviously anything with human hands and feet, so your vampires, your kejourou, dark priests and so on and so forth should be fine with the exception of maybe, MAYBE alices and likely alps, but what else?

I feel like the girls we're accustomed to from common myths might be okay too. Things like fairies, harpies and lamia so long as they aren't being assholes. Centaurs would probably still get shit though. The vanilla ones would probably deserve it.

>> No.16003338

>>16003332
Won't be tighter than a nice, slender and classy looking tailpussy. Not some hulking, drooling slab that is only one step away from vore.

>> No.16003340

>>16003334
>MAYBE alices
Haha nope. Raping little girls doesn't become accpetable until human value are eroded.

>> No.16003341

>>16003331
To be fair you ALWAYS have to worry about Muslims blowing something up. It's really not even worth mentioning, especially when houri would shut down any attempted jihad.

>people pushing multiculturalism and such going against them
What?

It'd be interesting to see how feminists and SJWs tried to maintain their current stance while excluding MGs though. Some probably would force themselves to embrace the monsters because ideology and logic.

>> No.16003344

>>16003338
Both are good in their own way.

>> No.16003345

>>16003341
>feminists and SJWs tried to maintain their current stance while excluding MGs though.
How do their ideologies include them in the first place?

>> No.16003350

>>16003333
>>16003341
Since multiculturalism seems to be pushed mostly by people with victim complexes or the rich, I can't see any of them being too welcoming of them.

>>16003334
Anything with mostly human features or mild monster parts, like catgirls or succubi. Harpies and Lamias would just be to weird for the average person, not to mention snakes are not well liked among many.

>> No.16003353

Who cares about cultural backlash and stuff?

Mamono mana will make things right, praise the Demon Lord

>> No.16003360

Is it wrong that even if I impregnated my waifu I'd still adopt random orphan monstergirls?
I'd imagine the waifu'd get frustrated the fourth time I came home with a few hopeful looking girls clinging to my legs, but she'd probably relent when I give her the puppy dog eyes while the girls do the same.

>> No.16003362

>>16003353
The Demon Lord is shit.

>> No.16003363

>>16003345
Pretty simple.
>Feminists
Monstergirls are sapient women. Feminists would have to switch to supporting HUMAN female rights or something and get torn into for it by every naysayer every argument.

>SJWs
MGs would be an oppressed group that would definitely be in need of social justice. Bring up any issues tangentially related to ones MG would face and you're going to get a bunch of "what about monstergirls," and probably from both sides for various reasons. They'd be a vicious tool for playing devil's advocates and making examples of when equality wouldn't be equal.

>> No.16003364

>>16003360
>Kobold giving the waifu puppydog eyes while clinging to your pantleg
HNNNNGGGG

>>16003353
See, this is how you start wars. The DL would be better off leaving us alone over here until she gets shit settled on her own side.

>> No.16003366

>>16003345
SJWs would lose victim points as most mgs would likely be more oppressed then most humans, and with monstergirls being better then human girls in many ways they would be hated by strong womyn.

>> No.16003367

I ask you gentlemen.

Is there anything, absolutely anything at all, that can surpass the purity, the joy, the unbridled wonderfulness...of Sabbath Scout Cookies?

>> No.16003369

>>16003360
It's okay only if you adopt her for dicking

>> No.16003370

>>16003360
I don't think it's wrong at all. I'd probably do it too, though my approach would be a bit more careful. I wonder if a chuff and a firerat can get along as sisters.

>> No.16003373

>>16003363
>>16003366
But feminists lynch women that they disagree with. Feminists don't care about women feminists care about feminists.

And oppression = power + prejudice. With literal magic, and their sexy bodies and their objectification of the female form and their riches, MGs can't be oppressed and can only be the oppressor.

>> No.16003374

>>16003364
It especially works because my waifu's a Hellhound. Just imagine a bunch of monstergirls being raised the way a Hellhound would.

>>16003367
The sight of a small pack of Hellpups and other monstergirls leaping into your arms after you get back from work.

>> No.16003376

>>16003367
Homemade yeti hot chocolate.

>> No.16003377

>>16003367
Onee-sabbath milkshakes.

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>>16003367
Fresh homemade cookies served with (and made from) her own milk.

>> No.16003382

>>16003369
Daughterus are not for dicking.
Daughterus are for caring for and for protecting.
My dick is for my Waifu only.

>>16003370
Monstergirls being raised by a different species of monstergirl is an amazing concept and I wonder why more hasn't been done with it.

>> No.16003383

>another episode of mommy's little social psychologists discussion
Brb in Monday.

>> No.16003384

>>16003381
Fresh Holst Milk! Coming to a supermarket near you!

>> No.16003391

>>16003382
>Monstergirls being raised by a different species of monstergirl is an amazing concept and I wonder why more hasn't been done with it.
I don't know. I'd love a story about a holst trying to raise an orphaned litter of werekittens.

>> No.16003401

>>16003383
Why come back at all? You only make the thread worse.

>> No.16003403

>>16003383
Sociology is the study of behavioral groups. Psychology is the study of the individual psyche.

But I agree pretty much. The "everyone would be so accepting after twenty years" people are crazy. It would have a lot less in common with bullshit modern feminist and refugee politics than it would an alien invasion movie.

>> No.16003404

>>16003383
I'll remember to start another psychology discussion on Monday.

>> No.16003407

>>16003374
I once imagined a Mantis raised by Amazons.

>> No.16003413
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16003413

I would like to work in a lilims castle, must be a whole bunch of weird crap going on

>> No.16003414

>>16003407
A particularly innocent race like Alice or Dormouse raised by Amazons or Ushi-Oni would be fucking hilarious.

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>>16003382
>not caring and dicking at the same time
Take a load of this faggot

>> No.16003417

>>16003416
Daughteru Dickers are the worst degenerates by far and are unworthy to be fathers.

>> No.16003420

I wonder what white horn milk tastes like? For some reason I'm thinking spice and cinnamon.
>You'll never snooze in her lap pillow with a belly full of milk after a long session of lotus fucking
Hurts.

>> No.16003421

>>16003414
Roaring dormouse?

>> No.16003437

>>16003417
>getting triggered by purest love
Faggots not welcome

>> No.16003441

>>16003413
What kind of stuff would going on in a lilim's home

>plans to expand demon realm with minions?
>messing with captured humans for amusement?
>sitcom fluff involving monster servants and the one human working there?
>A room she cries in because she's lonely as fuck that the kiki's have dubbed the "room of unfulfilled dreams?"

>> No.16003445

>>16003437
You disgust me with your unfaithfulness to your waifu.

>> No.16003450

>>16003445
Hey, marry a cuck, anything goes really. And if you raise your daughters to be cuckqueans they won't mind their sisters-to-be getting in on the action too.

>> No.16003454

>>16003441
Kikis sure are catty when it's about other women.

>> No.16003457

>>16003417
Listen carefully you ignorant twat

When your daughter comes crying to you because my daughter told her about how much I love her more than you love your own daughter, we'll see who's the degenerate

And then when she runs away from home at 7 because she hit puberty and moves to some fat faceless old man's house because he is man enough to dick her while you aren't, you'll be the one crying

>> No.16003458

>>16003450
All you deserve is dick up your ass you fucking alp.

>> No.16003465

>>16003457
Except she won't because my daughter knows how much I love her and how my love is platonic because my romantic love goes to my waifu.
And I'm not going to be the faggot who NTRs her childhood friend.

>> No.16003467

>>16003457
Cleetus, you're needed out back. Those horses aren't going to fuck themselves.

>> No.16003471
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>>16003457
>The things that Daughteru Dickers tell themselves to believe they are anything other than degenerates

>> No.16003482

>>16003457
>Can't love his daughter as anything other than a woman
Because never having a father and only ever having a husband won;t cause some mental issues, no. Did you even care about her when she was a baby or were you just waiting until she grew old enough to stick your dick in?

>> No.16003497

>>16003465
>>16003467
>>16003471
I'm going to need to ask you all to get a sex change so you grow the balls to fuck your daughter like any man should

>>16003482
Don't act stupid, love and sex are the same thing, in fact sex is the purest form of love
How can you look at yourself in the mirror if you don't even let your daughter experience the purest form of love?

>> No.16003505

>>16003497
Well at least you're intent on ending your family line with you. Good job, anon.

>> No.16003506
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16003506

More girls need body types like this. The first time I saw Yuuko, I was pretty surprised. Tall, slender AND big tits, it's just too good.

>> No.16003511

>>16003506
Just don't stare at her skeleton too much.

>> No.16003525

>>16003401
To shit it up for you.

>> No.16003568
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16003568

>someone cared enough about pot devil to draw one
If this isn't a sign of the end of times then I don't know what is.

>> No.16003569

>>16003441
So that room where she cries alone is filled with dakis of [YOU]?

>> No.16003571

>>16003568
This is silly, but it is a silly monster.

>> No.16003580

>tfw no group of Horney nee-sans who don't want anyone to know that they all fawn over you

>> No.16003583

>>16003580
I meant Hornet, I'm not wearing my glasses.

>> No.16003586

>>16003568
I need more I Dream of Jeannie style pot devil stories.

>You will never be an astronaut with a djinn that wants your dick

>> No.16003599

>>16003580
Hornets are scary, what if they sting you after you just wanted to hug them by surprise?

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>>16003599
Surprise hugs are best saved for soft girls without retaliatory reflexes.

>> No.16003628

>>16003621
So, not for werecats?

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16003636

>>16002066
Speaking of Sub, I'm glad he seems to have picked himself up so quickly after being robbed. He's been drawing so little lately and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even come here anymore which is a huge shame.

If you read this please draw more fluff (and other monster girls if you could) ok thank you

>> No.16003647

>>16003568
This person is a good person. While it wasn't the MGE Mimic, someone over on /toy/ was trying to make a Mimic monster girl. It made me realize how achievable the MGE version is.

>> No.16003685
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16003685

>An entire Esdeath conversation and it wasn't posted

I don't care if I'm 6 hours late, I'm calling you lamers out for this.

>> No.16003719

>>16003437
>Purest love
>Not onee-san x otouto
Try again

>> No.16003721

>>16003719
>Purest love
>Not concentrated love energy extracted from amoeba and cultured into a highly condensed powder
Illogical.

>> No.16003725

>>16003721
Amoeba monster girl when

>> No.16003726

>>16003721
Go to bed Lich-chan, undeads need to sleep too

>> No.16003728
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>>16003725
They're called "slimes."
We have a lot of them.

>> No.16003735

>>16003725
https://exhentai.org/g/573688/b3876a7904/

>> No.16003739

>>16003726
No, they just need to be in the same bed as their husband so they can cuddle them all night.

>> No.16003742

>>16003726
They don't.

>> No.16003746

I want this, but with Monster Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY9Kndy0ZMs

>> No.16003748

>>16003685
Esdese is old and busted and will never have a happy ending. Esdragon will do no better.

>> No.16003751

>>16003748
>Esdese
I thought I was the only oldfag at this point.

>> No.16003753

>>16003751
>oldfag
Huh? The show isn't old at all and the manga is still ongoing.

>> No.16003759

Your daugteru expresses concern that the dumbing-down of media in an attempt to minimise risks and maximise the mass-market appeal of the products in question will result in an era of entertainment with no soul or individuality.
How do you keep her from getting depressed by this until she's old enough to get the D from some nice boy who can beat you in a fight?

>> No.16003761

>>16003753
Esdese was her name before the anime and a certain manga chapter, then everyone started calling her Esdeath because it's the official translation.

Esdese sounds much better

>> No.16003763

>>16003739
I could see that happen, undeads are slut for cuddling

>>16003742
Then what do they do at night? Do they just walk around and try to spook people?

>> No.16003764

>>16003759
Ask her if she thinks she was born in the wrong generation. Then ask her if we can get to that heaven.

>> No.16003766

>>16003761
Uh-huh. Well I acknowledge her name for the pun it is. S(as in sadist)-desu

>> No.16003767

>>16003763
>Then what do they do at night?
Look at you while you sleep and cuddle. Maybe masturbate too.

>> No.16003769

>>16003764
You mean you want to join her in the distant past?

>> No.16003770

>>16003759
Show her that there is more to life than just mindless media. Take her on a vacation to another country, go hiking. Stuff like that. Or, if I'm to lazy for that. I'll take her to watch some old good movies and play some board games with her.

>> No.16003771

>>16003759
If she wants entertainment to grow up, she should grow up first. They're just shows. If she wants to effect a change, by all means work hard for it.

>> No.16003772

>>16003761
Because it actually sounds like a name.

Esdeath is one letter off from being an edgy tree

>> No.16003781

>>16003769
No, I just want to ask if she knows any nice places to eat.

>> No.16003783

>>16003767
>You go to sleep
>Lich sneaks into your room
>Casts a spell to make sure you won't wake up
>Cuddles you all night
>Masturbates while rubbing all over your body
>Leaves after using magic to remove any traces of her presence
>You wake up obvious to what happened

Spooky

>> No.16003788

>>16003783
Oblivious you mean.

>> No.16003793

>>16003759
Introduce her to the internet and pray to the DL that she doesn't become a NEET because of it

>>16003788
That's right

>> No.16003794

>>16003783
There's no reason to be sneaky. I want to enjoy it too!

>> No.16003801

Pharaoh is best

>> No.16003802

>>16003793
>Introduce her to the internet
Well now she's spending all her time watching camwhore boys play shitty games in their underwear.

>> No.16003808

>>16003801
Remove Pharaoh.

>> No.16003817

>>16003794
Maybe it's her fetish, just like some people like Dormouses she likes her husbando to be asleep.

>> No.16003818

>>16003801
Pharaoh is a human girl.

>> No.16003823

>>16003801
Pharaoh are for getting graped

>>16003802
No way, she's too into her childhood friend to do this
She has a childhood friend, right?

>> No.16003826

>>16003823
>spoiler
You don't even know if your own daughter has a childhood friend?
Are you one of those cops who bring their work home and has this crazy wall full of photos and post-it notes?

>> No.16003830
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>>16003801
They're the best maids.

>> No.16003834

Delete all this bullying of the Desert Queen.

>> No.16003839
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16003839

>>16003801
Yes. She'll take the initiative to listen to troubles of all sorts from her Anubi (who are usually shy to speak up as they're HER advisers) and give them advice. Pet snake also makes for a comfy 'therapists chair'!

>> No.16003844

>>16003834
Here I was typing something positive, not updating the thread due to not knowing how I wanted to word things and then I update and see great- I mean GRAPEfaggotry. Goodness guys, it doesn't always have to be about degradation.

>> No.16003846

>>16003834
Anubis get off the internet, getting paid to lie is shameful.

>> No.16003853

>>16003846
>lie
That's not exactly how you phrase a lie, anon. Unless the lie is that she doesn't really want the bullying to stop.

>> No.16003854

>>16003420
But that's what hellhound milk tastes like.

>> No.16003860

>>16003636
What? Sub was robbed?

>> No.16003861

>>16003826
You've got to respect your daughter's privacy

Whether she goes out to play with her childhood friend, rape some random kid or have sex with a perverted old man is her business
Same goes for what she does on the internet

>> No.16003870

>>16003839
They look so cute together. Sweetest couple.

>> No.16003875

>>16003870
>>>/u/

>> No.16003876

>>16003763
Of course they are cuddle sluts!
Which undead is best for cuddling all night?

>> No.16003879
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>>16003853
The lie was that Pharaoh is the best and in any way a queen.

Everyone knows that grapesnake is the true ruler of the sands.
>>16003860
His house was broken into and they stole all his expensive shit including his pc and tablet.

>> No.16003886

>>16003875
I wish them and their interesting relationship dynamic a long and happy life together.

>> No.16003890

Lewd monster JKs lusting after their teachers

>> No.16003891

>>16003879
Shit. Glad he was insured on most of it.
Hope he didn't lose any valuable data, though.

>> No.16003896

>>16003879
The grape-snake will fear the wrath of the Pharaoh.

>> No.16003920

>>16003896
Grape Snakes will be put into the reeducation camps.
They will learn how to be proper women and wives.
They will learn how to treat the Pharaoh and their betters with proper respect.
They will learn how to rape the proper way, to make men their slaves without venom.

Then after maybe 200 years, they will be civilised enough to be part of our kingdom.

>> No.16003944

>>16003879
>Grapesnake on a mission to corrupt a Pharaoh and her kingdom
>Pharaoh commands a commoner to become the grapesnake's wife
>The grapesnake and her new husband lives happily together
>Kingdom is saved

>> No.16003946
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>>16003376
Drink the hot cocoa, she added something special to it

>> No.16003952

>>16001374
>Silver haired tittypire

i have been living under a rock all this time,i trough scat was the only good waifu there

>> No.16003959

>>16003946
Man, leave it up to Yetis to take something as innocent as hot chocolate and spike it.
And yet, it's still hot chocolate, so I'd be an ass to refuse it. What's the secret this time?

>> No.16003962

>>16003959
Love and kindness with a little homemade marshmallows to ease you into cuddling up for the evening

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16003980

>>16003839
>tfw you're just realizing the snek body isn't part of either of them

Christ I'm dumb.

Man I wanna nibble on some Anubutt ears.

>> No.16003983

>>16003748
Is the manga still going?

Because it's been like...a year since the anime.

>> No.16004008

>>16003944
A pharaoh who does not uphold maat is hardly worth serving under.

>> No.16004014
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>>16003839
I really don't like Pharaoh.

Mind you it's because if I did live in MGE I'd be an absolutely monstrous plunderer of artifacts and precious goods. A Tomb Raider as it were.

Which puts me in the unique danger of getting caught and having a Pharaoh publicly punish me with that god damn magic snake of hers.

Which is something I do not want. DO NOT WANT!

I'd yell at her that it belongs in a museum! My museum!

>> No.16004019

>Pharaoh side
>Work everyday
>Have to expend the kingdom
>Not following orders gets you thrown at the Sandworms

>Apophis side
>Free everyday
>Everyone does whatever they want (mostly have sex)
>No one gives you orders

Apophis wins by a landmile
Actually Khepri kingdom wins but everyone forgets about them

>> No.16004031

>>16004014
She'd just have you milked anon. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16004039

Post muscular dragon girls.

>> No.16004040
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16004040

>>16004019
>Actually Khepri kingdom wins but everyone forgets about them
Not as long as I'm here, a kingdom needs a king to rule over both the Pharaoh and Apophis with the help of some wonderful brown beetles.

>> No.16004043

>>16004031
Yes.

By the fucking mana snake.

NOT WANT DO

>> No.16004069

>>16003761
A lot of people still call her Esdese anyway.

>>16003685
Well according to the thread on /a/ she just kinda-jobbed and got her hand cut by Akame so yeah...

>> No.16004097

>>16003962
The absolute fiend! She'll lure me into her grasp for sure with those underhanded tricks!
Which might be nice given the chilly weather rolling in.

>> No.16004111
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16004111

What kind of Vidya would Ya'll play with your Waifu?

>> No.16004143

>>16004019
Glory to the Pharaoh 2bh.

>> No.16004145

>>16002575
I mean knowing what I do about grimderp 40k societies, I could totally see an Inquisitor of The Order going around and purging 'heretics' for minor incidences. I'd kind of like to see a situation where an entitled military leader punishing the innocent gets caught up with actual corruption and MGs for once.

> Be working for Order military branch
> Not really the religious sort but its food and a bed
> Superior is hyper fanatical paladin-chan
> You've seen her put boys in the stockade for holding hands with unmarried maidens before
> Wonder how she would react to any actual lewdness
> Realize she probably not understand it when she saw it
> Stick with the job because you almost feel bad for her
> Hope to the CG you never have to encounter any actual corruption

>> No.16004174

So we've all see the HFY posts, but what about the monsters against their original forms? While some, like Dragons, probably just fuck their counterpart and make it work, things like Lichs actually physically don''t have a sex drive and things like slimes are mindless so fucking them does nothing they keep eating you while you're at it.
Thoughts? Which monster girl would fare well against her original form? Which wouldn't?
>inb4 all of them would do well mamonobama

>> No.16004196

>>16004174
The Dragon bit reminded me of Dragon on Elf action I saw once.
Do not want.

>> No.16004202

>>16004174
>While some, like Dragons, probably just fuck their counterpart
>>>/out/
>>16004196
I think I remember seeing the same one? Red haired elf? Either way, not pleasant.

>> No.16004205

>>16004202
>While some, like Dragons, probably just fuck their counterpart
>>>>/out/
Why though, Dragons fuck literally everything and can shapeshift. Dragons can fuck dwarves if they want.

>> No.16004210

>>16004202
I don't remember. I just know there was fat dragon dong splitting a tiny elf.

DA, never again.

>> No.16004217

>>16004205
In DnD they do. But in MGE they don't really do that.

>> No.16004224

>>16004210
Sounds hot.

>> No.16004225
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>>16004111
I bet Hellhounds like their games ultraviolent. Maybe some Doom or Shadow Warrior 2, KF2 maybe.

>> No.16004228

>>16004217
Well yeah but I'm talking about against their original.

>> No.16004230

>>16004225
Oppai loli hellwans are for comfy vidya

>> No.16004235

>>16000716
Your writing is good, the formatting is easy on the eyes, the dialogue feels real, the characters have vivid personalities, there is an actual world, a solid plot, you give a good visualization of the scenes, etc...
I only have good things to say about your story but it just doesn't fit my tastes

Hope we can still talk about your worldbuilding someday soon

>> No.16004254

>>16004043
Snake blowjob woo...woo...woo?

>> No.16004257

>KC still hasn't posted Ice Queen.
>He's late again.
SO I GUESS IT'S JUST GONNA BE EVERY SUNDAY NOW, KENKOOOOOOU!?

>> No.16004264

>>16004230
A small pack of oppai loli hellhounds sounds comfy.

>> No.16004268

>>16004257
He's not late, sunday is normal.

>> No.16004277

>>16004225
i dont know whats going on with popularity of these trileaf nipple dangly things, but im pretty into it

>> No.16004286

>>16004268
Every profile but the last one has been Saturday at roughly 10PM Japan time, which was 2 hours ago. Sunday was never "normal" until apparently today, so now Sunday is the new schedule. Which is why I was posting about the sudden schedule shift.

>> No.16004312

>>16003049
>>16003079
Newfags are a bad idea moron.

>> No.16004324

>>16004286
What I mean to say is that he's released girls on a sunday long before this recent trend which only lasted for three girls.

He never sticks to a specific schedule and the fact he stuck to one day for even that short amount of time was the exception, not the rule.

>> No.16004340

>>16004235
Thanks anon

That's a great thing to see first thing in the morning. Also, I've still got a boatload of world building to show and do, since I've only finished most of Not-North America and the Not-Caribbean

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>>16004257
I'm more interested to see if he'll ever do something like a Black Pudding/Dark Slime Queen over Ice Queen, tbqh.

>> No.16004369

>>16004348
Looks cute. Would fug.

>> No.16004371

What would Kikis think of maid cafes?

>> No.16004373

>>16004340
>spoiler

Oh boy, are you going to do Not-South America?

>> No.16004379 [SPOILER] 
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16004379

>>16004369
>>16004369
>Would fug
>Implying she isn't the one making you into her slutboy

>> No.16004384
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>>16004371
High turnover rates.

>> No.16004386

>you will never make your daughteru a peanut-butter, banana, and cinnamon sandwich.
Honestly, I feel sorrier for her.

>> No.16004391

>>16004371
A lot of them probably work there as teenagers until finding a husband.

What would they think of butler cafes?

>> No.16004392

>>16004379
So this girl caters to molestation fetishes?

>> No.16004396

>>16004111
I play monster hunter with my waifu. She says that beating other dragons feels good.

>> No.16004397

>>16004379
Did he die?

>> No.16004398

>>16004348
>looks like she's made of latex
I can dig.

>> No.16004404

>>16004397
Nah, it's just a form of roleplay.
I'm being serious, that's what it is.

>> No.16004407

>>16004392
She caters to taking your pleasure beyond the boundaries of your fleshly body, so long as you consent to it and have fun with her.

>>16004397
No, she just molested/shagged him so hard that he got addicted to the T

>> No.16004410

>>16004111
I would love to teach her to play rhythm games like IIDX or SDVX.

Other than that, Neps

>> No.16004413

>>16004373
Shit, others are doing Not-X as well?

>> No.16004414

>>16004396
Is that because that one crimson dragon from high school always scored a better grade in P.E?

>> No.16004424

>>16004407
>spoiler

Anon. The truth is she is going to rape you when ever she gets the chance.

>> No.16004430

>>16004424
I hardly see a problem. But that's because I'm a slut for mindbreak ía ía sex

>> No.16004432

>>16004373
I plan to eventually, once I finish up the details of Not-NA. The furthest south I've moved is Not-Mexico, which is currently in a bloody fued between the vampire cartels and the Not-Aztecs. Gotta do some research on South American mythology and biology first, though, so I have some material to work with.

>> No.16004455

>>16004432
Your work reminds me that I need to work on not-Australia and not-Russia in my own setting, plus the continent mostly controlled by CG Order Paladins, with a few kingdoms overtaken by Demons.

>> No.16004456

>>16004379
I question the SFWness of your image.

>> No.16004466

>>16004430
I just got done reading some Cthulhu-ass smutfic with Shub-Niggurath and people kept saying this "ia ia" shit. And then I waltz on in here and see it here too. The fuck does it mean? I always pronounce it as "EE-YAH" which is basically Japanese shorthand for "Fucking disgusting, do not want".

>> No.16004474

>>16004414
You got it. She was left pouting in anger for weeks after that.

>> No.16004476

>>16004432
>the vampire cartels and the Not-Aztecs
Are you getting inspiration from jojo?

>South American mythology
They have some of the craziest things along with some great monsters design, can't wait to see what you do with it

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>>16004466
It has no real meaning. It's literally gibberish that Lovecraft created for his mythos to show how incomprehensible and inhuman the language of R'lyeh is. "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!" is often just fan-translated to mean "Hail! Hail! Cthulhu!"

It's usually just uttered in prayer by cultists who don't realize that Cthulhu is no more their friend than the Elder Things on the Plateau of Leng in Antarctica. Humans are just a means to an end.

>> No.16004501

>>16004476
>Are you getting inspiration from jojo?
Surprisingly enough, I actually wasn't thinking about jojo when I was making it. I think I was still fleshing out how blood magic would be treated in the setting, then decided that those that disagreed with the bans would probably move elsewhere, hence why they're in Not-Mexico. I then added Aztecs in there because it seemed fitting, and then I realized after all this that it seems oddly familiar, but I just shrugged it off. This isn't the first time this has happened. I have written stuff before and unintentionally(or perhaps subconsciously) made references to things, although apparently in the past I have written references to things I didn't even know about.

>> No.16004554

>>16004483
You disillusioned fool! Chtulhu-chan will liberate us from the pathetic boundaries of humanity and guide us to the ultimate ascension or should I say descent.

>>16004501
>I have written references to things I didn't even know about.
Happens to everyone, don't worry about it

Looks like you've got a good idea of where you're headed, keep it up

>> No.16004575

>>16004554
It's happened to me a lot.
Sometimes I make references to things I don't even know exist at the time. This cringes the soul like a shut-in Newt girl covered in greasy slime.

>> No.16004625
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16004625

How does your waifu wake you up?

>> No.16004627

>>16004625
Smother me with her tentacles followed by morning sex

>> No.16004629

>>16004625
Tail pokes.

>> No.16004630

>>16004625
She just lets me sleep in like a rack monster and reminisces about when she actually needed things like sleep to function.

>> No.16004631

>>16004625
>Haughty, Pudgy dark elf

Straddling my chest with a whip in one hand and heart pupils in her eyes.

>> No.16004632

>>16004625
Paizuri blowjob.

>> No.16004638

>>16004625
Biting my neck

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>>16004625
Forcing a lactating nipple to my mouth.

>> No.16004646
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16004646

Military Mermaid when KC?

I don't want any excuses, those Sea Bishops, Atlantis, and Poseidon need some protection.

Protection from those damn Mantas.

>> No.16004648

>>16004625
Lifts me out of bed by the leg

>> No.16004650

>>16004644
Is there an uncensored version?

>> No.16004653

>>16004625
Cheek nuzzles and quick kisses all over my face.

>> No.16004657

>>16004625
>schizoid census post

>> No.16004662

>>16004657
What the fuck are you babbling on about?

>> No.16004663

>>16004625
By husband-tipping; it's like cow-tipping, but for humans.

>> No.16004665

>>16004650
Unfortunately no.
Also, I do wish Loen gave her those wings that MGE Vamps have because those are cool as fuck.

>> No.16004668

>>16004625
She wakes me up with a scrolled up paper to the head and a sheet of chores to do around the temple.

>> No.16004669

>>16004665
Damn I wanted to do a quick coloring of it. For scientific purposes of course.

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>>16004625
They probably never left the bed, so they start off by staying in place (Dragon on bottom holding me), while Pharoah gives me morning paizuri. Lilim keeps whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Baphomet sits on my face. Fun times.>>16004625

>> No.16004677

>Pharoh is waifu
>be part of "god's church"

Damn..

>> No.16004700

>>16004663
So she throws you off the bed and laughs as you flail around?

>> No.16004710

>>16004677
You can always worship the Pharaoh.

>> No.16004722

>>16004625
She doesn't. You meant to ask "How would your waifu wake you up?"

>> No.16004730
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16004730

>>16004625
straddling me along with lots and lots of kisses, followed by a very lewd and predatory grin when i finally wake up

>> No.16004732

>>16004646
>Wanting a shitty military mermaid
Sad!

>> No.16004734

>>16004625
Gentle, loving face licks that usually transition into big, excited, sloppy ones since I'm a heavy sleeper. Maybe if she's super excited or antsy she'll climb on top of me and wiggle around a little in time with the wagging of her tail.

>> No.16004738

>>16004675
>You'll never wake up next to a lilim sleeping in nothing but a shirt

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>>16004625
Either pressing my face into her breasts not like that would get me out of bed

Or pic related

>> No.16004741

>>16004675
>no thicc Demon onee-san to hold you close

>> No.16004742

>>16004677
This is the dilemma every serious member of the Order has to face

>Lived your whole life following the words of the Chief God
>Get taught since childhood that monsters are evil
>Your village gets invaded
>You get raped
>It feels much better than anything you've ever experienced
>The monster decides to stay with you
>She's the kindest person you've ever met
>Life with her is pure bliss
>It must be the devil's temptation
>Staying with her is heresy
>But she's so nice and things are so much better with her around
>You'll go to hell if you don't repent your sins

Well that is until incubization kicks in

>> No.16004743
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16004743

By cooking me a huge breakfast in nothing but an apron.

>> No.16004745

>>16004743
Fuck meant to quote >>16004625

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>>16004625
Uses magic to create a gentle light to help me come around naturally since undead kingdoms are dark and spooky.

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16004756

>>16004743
What does the apron say, anon?

>> No.16004757

>>16004625
>"Hey, Anon, wake up."

>> No.16004779

What happens when a lich artificially bottles up her emotions, and lets them build pressure inside her?
What happens when one of her emotions reaches the breaking point, and she becomes 100% rage?

What would a lich at 100% ecstacy be like?

>> No.16004785

>>16004779
She becomes alive.

>> No.16004788

>>16004779
>spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/vdCvKEc.jpg

>> No.16004799

>>16004743
>ears wiggling furiously
Why do I always love the little things?

>> No.16004801

>>16004738
Hurts so bad.

>> No.16004809

>>16004785
Just temporarily? Could be interesting.

>>16004788
I was hoping there'd be more primal magical energy shaking and shaking the very foundations of the ground she occupies.

>> No.16004813
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16004813

How would your waifu celebrate something?

>> No.16004816

>>16004813
A nice steak dinner and a long night of sex.

>> No.16004817

>>16003049
Yeah but it will probably mostly be on the wiki.
Hope there are at least some good writers

>> No.16004818

>>16004813
Why are you asking all these questions?

>> No.16004820

>>16004813
First she would fight me until one of us couldn't move, then a rough night of lovingly sex.

>>16004818
He wants to know about us and our waifus.

>> No.16004824

>>16004818
Bored as hell and slightly interested in what people have to say about their waifus.

>> No.16004826

>>16002901
So how big is the physical book? How difficult would it be to say hide in a dorm room?

>> No.16004828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>Spend your life fighting against the monsters
>Be a retired Paladin, the rest of your brothers in the dirt or off having families somewhere in demon realms
>Find a young Lizardman/Salamander with a nostalgic necklace
>TFW having to fight against the New Order to protect the smile of a girl who seems to idealize you as The Dragon of the West

>> No.16004832

>>16004826
>How difficult would it be to say hide in a dorm room?

Only difficult if you're an amateur at hiding things in dorm rooms.

>> No.16004834

>>16004824
You should tell us about your waifu too

>> No.16004839

>>16002901
The whole book is translated on the wiki, is there any real reason for me to get this?

>> No.16004854

>>16004839
My guess is mostly for reference if the buyer does not have a tablet nor doesn't want to just look back and forth between screen and book.

>> No.16004860

>>16004834
Ok well shes a 7 and a half feet tall hellhound with a penchant for cheap whiskey and punk rock. She's a bouncer for one of the dives that hold shows every friday. She's pretty submissive in bed, she even has her own personal collar that she wears for our 'playtimes'.

>> No.16004862

>>16004732
Go away Black Manta.

>> No.16004865

>>16004813
I really would fuck the shit out of Lala if she wasn't so chunni.

>> No.16004866

>>16004839
New art, uncensored lewds, supporting KC and having a nice book to show to your family and friends.

>> No.16004869

>>16004862
>Black Manta
I wish. Instead I'm a silly Sinestro fanboy.

>> No.16004872

>>16004860
Your waifu is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.16004873

>>16004860
Really now? What do you two like to do in your free time? Watch movies or something?

>>16004872
Bad Anon! Every waifu is great.

>> No.16004882

>>16004483
I thought Ia ment "It comes"

>> No.16004886

>>16004865
>I really would fuck the shit out of Lala if she wasn't so chunni.
>if she wasn't so chunni
Anon that's an easily rectifiable problem with a single ball gag, your dick, or her cunt. Just shove her mouth wherever and you wont have to listen to it.

>> No.16004890

So which is better for one shots, normal murican name, nip name like one of my Japanese animes or just anon?

>> No.16004894
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16004894

How smug are loli vampires?

>> No.16004901

>>16004882
There's no official translation to what it means. Lovecraft had done that intentionally because for as imaginative as he was, with his pondering, sometimes trundling and sluggish narrative and writing style held up by archaic vocabulary from a current generation dictionary he never wrote what the language of R'lyeh actually means.

It's part of the mystique and terror. Just like we have no idea what 'teke-li-li!' means, outside of a Shoggoth shouting it to imitate the calls of the Elder Thing from an amorphous, black mass the size of a train constantly forming new organs while discarding the redundant.

>> No.16004902

>>16004890
Just anon. It allows for a self-insert. Which stops me from killing myself.

>> No.16004904

>>16004894
Too smug, they must be raped into submission.

>> No.16004907
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16004907

>>16004902
>not killing yourself for your waifu
Pussy

>> No.16004920

>>16004860
Name?

>> No.16004924

>>16004907
T-Thanks.

>> No.16004941

>>16004890
If in third person, normal western name.
If you try hard, you can make a second or first person perspective story where "My"/"Your" name is never actually vocalised.

But I'd say never, ever do a Japanese name. It's like writing "ara-ara" or "fufufufu" as actual dialogue in your story. You might as well just take a dump on your keyboard and submit the resulting text input from the turd's weight upon the keys to Fanfiction.net, because that's the level of shit you're stooping to.

>> No.16004951

>>16004873
We throw on a record and read, or we go out to the bay and camp.

>> No.16004955

>>16004920
Sara, she's the youngest of 7 sisters. All of whom have made it sport to mess with us.

>> No.16004966

>>16004901
>Just like we have no idea what 'teke-li-li!' means
It means "Husband!" of course.

>> No.16004968

>>16004955
Oh, phew. Got worried for a second there.

>> No.16004976

>>16004966
But it's the same noise made when they eat, walk, or parasitically infect Kikis.

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16004985

>>16004894
The smuggest.

>>16004890
It depends on the setting. If you're going to use japanese nomenclature without it being set in an asian setting you need to kill yourself immediately, fampai.

>> No.16004991

>>16004951
She sounds pretty comfy for a Hellhound.

>>16004955
I take it her sisters are very different then. Familiy reunions must be pretty messy.

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16004993

>>16004894
Extremely smug, use element of surprise to deal with them

>> No.16004994

>>16004976
Well, that just means they're thinken of hubsand.
Eat food so you have more energy to rape and trap husband in your magical realm.
Walk so you can get to husband.
Parasitically infect kiki so you can add their form to your hiveminded underling/s, increasing your mass and brainpower so that you can devote more time and attention to your husband. All the while as purple, semi-liquid kikis sludge about in an orgasmic stupor, cleaning the mansion with their new superior appendages.

>> No.16005000

What's a cute idea for little monsters on Halloween? Besides hatchling dragons in jack o' lanterns?

>> No.16005007

>>16005000
Tomato juice slimes.

>> No.16005008

>>16004994
>Parasitically infect kiki so you can add their form to your hiveminded underling/s, increasing your mass and brainpower so that you can devote more time and attention to your husband. All the while as purple, semi-liquid kikis sludge about in an orgasmic stupor, cleaning the mansion with their new superior appendages.
And it has the much more important advantage of keeping birdsluts away from husband

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16005013

>>16004993
>Implying that wasn't their plan all along

>> No.16005014

>>16005000
im working on spooky skeleton sex one shot right now. Its probably going to end up more comedy then anything else though.

>> No.16005018

Hey guys, what does a doppelganger do if part of her love's idea of an ideal woman is someone who will not love him back? That his perfect woman is one that's unattainable and admired from afar?

>> No.16005019

>>16005008
Well, that's just a given. Kikis don't pose a threat to you when you literally assimilate their biomass and flood their brains with bliss as you link them into a living network to command with just a thought.

>> No.16005032

>>16005018
Rape him until he realizes how requited love is better then unrequited probably.

>> No.16005037

>>16005032
This. Failing that, they just rape him until his mind breaks.

>> No.16005038

>>16005014
Give him a slap

>> No.16005065

>>16005032
>you will never molest an anon out of his depression and self hatred.

>> No.16005085

>>16005065
Why would I do that?

>> No.16005088

>>16004813
She wouldn't celebrate
It took me over 2 hours to come to this answer...

>>16005018
>>16005032
Rape is ALWAYS the solution

>> No.16005090

Well, I still need to work on eyes more.
A lot more.

But happy early Halloween, you Wock loving fags.

>> No.16005106

>>16005090
But I don't even like Wocky that much.

>> No.16005107
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16005107

>>16005090
Whoops, forgot the image.

>> No.16005111

>>16005107
Or do you?

>> No.16005112

>>16005090
Looks good anon

>> No.16005113

>>16005111
God damn it all.
Meant for >>16005106

God I Fucking hate you, phone.

>> No.16005125
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16005125

>>16005018
>>16005032
>>16005065
>Be Doppleganger, waifu to a self-depreciating husband
>He's preferred vision of you is a woman with an hourglass figure with legs that go to heaven, plush and full breasts, and bee-stung lips
>Your raven hair is cascading down to the small of your back as you walk forward to him, disgust curling your lip
"I hate you."
>He smiles sheepishly
"I hate you more than anything else in this world. There is nothing in the three kingdoms between Man, Heaven, and Makai that I hate more than you."
>He's fidgeting even harder now, his erection straining against the fabric of his pants
"The merest sight of you disgusts me, the pauper longingly wanting me to do the most depraved things to you."
"Undress. Then undress me."
>He's nearly flinging his clothes off as you stand there, waiting for him to pull your dress off. His eyes widening as he frees your breasts from their cloth prison.
>Full orbs with pert nipples topping them, he savagely begins to knead and suckle them, right before you slap him, causing him to draw back and tear up.
>His cock's gone flaccid, but your disdainful look brings him back up to full mast, truly, your husband is worse than a pile of trash. But... the things you do for love <3~
"You're nothing more than human garbage, you know that? Such a filthy, untamed cock. Lay down."
>Fuck the absolute shit out of him, telling him how he should be glad to be having sex with you, that it's a once in a lifetime opportunity
>Lay on the disgust for your beloved thick as butter, he eventually snaps.
>Starts bucking his hips into yours, telling you that for roleplay you're going too far. He starts knocking on your womb, making you lose focus.
>Your mind is starting to go blank while he mercilessly pounds into you from below, you're back to looking like your true self, the frightened young girl in black.
>The kiss he gives you while he shoots his seed into you is perfect in every way, your ahegao hidden from him, tears rolling down your face.
>You're laying with your back facing him
>He stammers out an 'I'm sorry for earlier'
>Bite your lip, forcing back tears thinking that idiot hasn't understood why you did that for him
>'I... just never realized how much I was hurting you acting like that. I'm a poison, killing everything I touch. Please... don't leave me. I'll do better.'
>You end up fucking like rabbits until morning, he never gets depressed for the rest of your days together.

>> No.16005128

>>16005090
>>16005107
Someone tell this Wurm that you are supposed to put candles in pumpkins, not yourself
And while you're at it tell her to NOT eat any of these candies, especially not the ahoge-looking one that's shaking

>> No.16005133

Does /monster/ have any good writefags?

>> No.16005136

>>16005113
Don't worry Anon, I have a phone too. But yeah, Wocky is cool and all of that but I wouldn't say I love her.

>> No.16005140

>>16005133
They've got the ones that left this place. So, no.

>> No.16005147

>>16005133
Go ask there, fag.

>> No.16005155

>>16005140
Bromont still there?

>> No.16005159

>>16005128
That's a Ryu, anon.

>> No.16005160
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16005160

>you will never be the squire of a noble Paladin
>she will never fall in battle against Undead monstergirls and resurrect as a Wight
I need a onee-san type battle Wight badly.
Also, is their too much areolae in the image I posted?

>> No.16005165

>>16005160
Shit taste in servants aside, maybe.

>> No.16005172

>>16005159
I noticed it, but I refuse to believe a twisted reality where there is no Wurmling playing with Sandy on Halloween night
So it's a Wurm

>> No.16005175

>>16005172
Just because there were two Wurms before doesn't mean she can't have a Ryu beside her.
There was an Ushi once too.

>> No.16005177

>>16005133
It's likely, but you'd have to look around.

>> No.16005178

>>16005133
I like Beardicus, that's about it.

>>16005140
Ugh, outside of Bromont and Captain being on that board the shit tier writefags like Aftyn, Bob, Shoggocks, Sukiru Ikeda all went to TFT.

>> No.16005180

>>16005160
Jalter is my favorite tsun.
Would gladly have a threesome with her and the original.

She came to me in a ticket.

Was magical.

>> No.16005184

>>16005178
So Bromont is still alive then?
Good, I'd lose all hope and will to continue writing and doodling if he gave up.

>> No.16005187

>>16005125
Ooh baby.

>> No.16005197

>>16005175
Still needs more Wurms

>> No.16005202

>>16005125
>no Demon merchant to trade with
>she will never go "WELCOME!", "WHAT ARE YE' BUYIN'?", "WHAT ARE YE' SELLIN'?" in a loud and hammy fashion

Why live.

>> No.16005205

>>16005178
Makes you wonder why Captain doesn't write here anymore, but writes for other places.
I mean, there's a lot of good reasons why, but I wonder which reasons are actually correct.

>> No.16005208

>>16005197
Just imagine then poking out from the bag with handfuls of candy, or playing catch with the disembodied head of an Automaton.

Sandy needs to bring her haul back to Lich.

>> No.16005212

>>16005205
>I mean, there's a lot of good reasons why
Name one

>> No.16005214

>>16005205
Probably couldn't stand how we overreact to things and our overall dick attitude.

>> No.16005215

>>16005205
I don't know, or really care to be honest. I've given up on writefags leaving and not coming back or faggots who don't ever try to improve and just do the same shit over and over again ad nausea and then bitch when the thread doesn't care for them.

>> No.16005217

>>16005212
The bi hourly flamewars over trivial nonsense?

>> No.16005222

>>16005217
Front pussy.

>> No.16005224

>>16005202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZNgsOpgW4

>> No.16005227

>>16005224
Can't play videos atm. Is it the Xplay skit involving the re4 merchant?

>> No.16005228

>>16005217
I don't really think that's a good reason or a reason at all. How does that affect writefags?

>> No.16005229

>>16005227
Nope. SotN music.
Video game merchants have the best tunes.

>> No.16005233

>>16005208
That will do

Sandy needs to calm down on the murdering though, Lich-chan can ressurect them but it's still not ok

>> No.16005236

>>16005228
Hostile environment showcasing hostilities and people you do not want to care for.
Really, who WANTS to cater to a bunch of assholes?

>> No.16005237

>>16005233
Being smashed by Sandy's hands is my fetish.

>> No.16005240

>>16003983
It's in its climax.

Tatsumi is dead and has become an undead dragon-man after punching out the Emperor-Mech, who some doctor dude we were just introduced to is trying to mercy re-kill.
Meanwhile Esdeath is clowning literally the entire rebel army solo while Akame tries to sneak through the melee to stealth-kill her.

>> No.16005246

>>16005233
Can't resurrect what's not dead yet.

>Lich holds Automaton head in her small hands
>They kuu glare at eachother for what seems like an eternity
>This goes on until Lich wins the stare-off after the Automaton looks away when Lich brings it closer to her face

>> No.16005250

>>16005236
>Catering to the thread
This place is still the best place to discuss monstergirls an you shouldn't write to cater.

>> No.16005252

>>16005237
Why.

Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you? It's not like she was drawn by Mono, where you can fap to the result and stare at her soft looking hair.

>> No.16005258

>>16005250
You either write to please others, or write to please yourself.

>> No.16005262

>>16005252
You draw some really hot girls from time to time. Like that Wisp!

>> No.16005264

>>16005258
>or write to please yourself.
This is the only answer that doesn't make you a fag,

>> No.16005274
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16005274

Do Demons like anal?

>> No.16005276

>>16005258
Or both.

>> No.16005282

>>16005250
>This place is still the best place to discuss monstergirls
thats an opinion.

>> No.16005283

>>16005264
Writing to entertain an audience, or writing to stroke your own ego?
Writing to flesh out a story you've had in your heart, or writing just for self gratification?
What makes you a fag?

>> No.16005286

>>16005274
I'll make them like anal.

>> No.16005287

>>16005262
Anon you sicken me.
That Wisp was not hot.

>> No.16005289

>>16005274
Doesn't matter. Just shove it in.

>> No.16005290

>>16005264
I'm sure all of those criticism-hating feminists and their Mary Sue fanfics agree with you.

>> No.16005293

>>16005274
Why does she have a right hand on her left arm?

>> No.16005294

>>16005287
Another Anon agreed with me, so you can't deny that. She had some really sexy curves and hips, her eyes were pretty seducing too.

>> No.16005295

>>16005212
The hyperconservatism. The tendency to overreact at the slightest things that people don't personally like or agree with. The [You are temporarily blocked from posting...] drama. The difference between the threads back then and the threads now.
The insidious way moeification of monstergirls has become the norm, and the averse reactions to other monstergirl media leading to an overly heavy focus on MGE, to the point where some people even think that it's a leading authority on how monstergirls should work in general, leading to a stagnation in creativity and reliance on tired cliches and character archetypes.
The people who spite the thread by preemtively creating new ones, completely against the spirit of these threads, and spitting in the face of the basic consideration which a general thread, no matter how vitriolic, needs and subtly has, as that nebulous little spark which actually makes posting here and participating in the camaraderie fun. The fact that those people are here, in these threads, that you could be replying to them, not realising they're the people who've caused so much misery in the past few months, simply because they're either new, or they don't give a shit about this place and how it's managed to persist as something enjoyable without stooping to the level of so many other cancerous generals that occupy 4chan.
The people who post such stupid shit and burn down whole threads with their autism and complexes that you actually have to stop and consider for a second that you share a thread with them, and it makes you wonder if perhaps, one day, you'll get tired of all the bullshit to the point where one day, you just don't bother opening the next new thread.

I guess you only asked me to name one reason, though. Sorry for listing a bunch.

>> No.16005299

>>16005294
>eyes
Aha! You are bullshitting me!
I know because she had only one eye!

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16005300

>>16005293
Holy shit, you're right! Cannot unsee.

>> No.16005304

>>16005246
>Lich keeps staring
>Automaton starts to overheat
>Eventually shuts down because of it
>Lich tries to resurrect it
>Doesn't work

And thus began the quest of Lich-chan to revive the Automaton's head

>> No.16005307

>>16005283
Note how none of what you aid implies writing for yourself. Except the last one, which just as easily goes hand in hand with the third. Do you not feel gratified to flesh out a story you've had in your heart?

I'll repeat myself, if you only write for the (you)s you're a faggot.

>> No.16005309

>>16005293
Obviously she has a magical ability that manifests itself as a beam of light that travels between reflections to defeat her foes.

>> No.16005311

>>16005299
Sorry, all the blood in my body went to my dick and I typed it wrong. You should draw her again, just to refresh my memory.

>> No.16005312

>>16005293
She has contradactylism, don't laugh, it's a rare and serious medical condition.

>> No.16005313

>>16005307
Of course only writing for (you)s is bad, but that is more a thing relating to reasons for writing.

>> No.16005316

Again, how many waifufags do we have?

>> No.16005323

>>16005313
Which is what we were talking about. Writing to please others and begging like a pauper for their precious (you)s makes you a faggot.

No idea why you decided to chime in

>> No.16005326

>>16005304
Just hook her up to the RC dump truck, like Carl.
That or the cable wire for free cable, like Elf-Wight suggested.

>> No.16005330

>>16005316
More than 10 less than 20.

>> No.16005332

>>16005323
Writing to please others isn't wrong by itself though.
You are just shoehorning it with writing for replies or views.

>> No.16005333

>>16005311
Wispfag. You are disturbed.

>> No.16005334

>>16005316
Define waifufag.

>> No.16005339

>>16005334
Miiafag, wockfag, gazerfag, etc

Not just having a favorite species.

>> No.16005340

>>16005334
A fag who goes around stealing waifus using his faggy gary stu powers.
Only the Ambiguously Gay Duo can stop him!

>> No.16005344

>>16005295
You only listed one reason relevant to writefags though and that is the hyperconservatism. Tho others are jut general maladies that afflict the thread as a whole.

And this place is a niche. You don't complain that the nice is too narrow for what you want, you find somewhere else to put your stuff, like TFT or /d/. But I'm not really arguing for when the written content changes, I'm talking about cases where it remains the same and people jump ship anyway.

>>16005332
Praytell what the desired effect of pleasing others is, if it isn't attention.

>> No.16005359

>>16005339
I'm don't even like Wisps, it's just that one is really fucking hot. You should definetely draw more of her, it's halloween after all.

>> No.16005365

>>16005282
>thats an opinion.
Go ahead and try to name a better one so we can laugh at you.

>> No.16005366

>>16005326
No, she has to do it using magic or her honor as a necromancer will be soiled forever

>>16005316
>>16005330
I'd say over 20 if you count all the people who are quiet about it

>>16005334
It seems to mean someone who is vocal about his waifu and/or commissions art of her
But really, there is no true definition

>> No.16005370

>>15995890
What does gazer smell like

>> No.16005373

>>16005370
Love

>> No.16005376

>>16005344
They're all demoralising factors which could convince a person to depart.
The act of writefagging comes from an interest and investment in the thread. And when those negative aspects act counter to the investment and interest, sucking the joy from it all, the drive to writefag will similarly vanish. Or even the drive to produce content in general.

>> No.16005387

>>16005344
Pleasing others? Or are you too edgy to think people can't do things for others without an ulterior motive driving them?

>> No.16005388

>>16005366
Maybe more than 20 less than 50?

>> No.16005389

>>16005359
Nein.

Draw her yourself.

>> No.16005391

>>16005365
>expecting him to respond
He just wanted an excuse to shit on the thread, those types never name anywhere better when asked for alternatives.

>> No.16005392

>>16005330
>>16005366
>20
I only remember like six, although I know my mermory is shit

>> No.16005393

>>16005344
>>16005387
You're starting to veer into the philosophical debate of wherever or not humans are truly altruistic or not.
I'd advise you both to quit while you're ahead, as it's not a dilemma which will be solved here, like this.

>> No.16005394

>>16005389
Maybe I should. Gonna draw that girl naked with my dick inside of her.

>> No.16005397

>>16005366
Electricity magic then.
Or a magic battery.

Gremlin is going to be furious when she finds out her Automaton is being used for free cinemax and other channels.

>> No.16005401

>>16005394
Then do it, bitch. Post it here so we can judge your art too.

>> No.16005402

>20 or over waifufags

Yeah, no. This is like the people who post in "claim your waifu" threads who just don't get what a waifu is, but say they have one to feel included.

>> No.16005405

>>16005392
If by waifufag you meant people who commision arts of their waifus then it's something like that.

It's more than 20 if we are talking about people who devote their minds to a single girl.

>> No.16005411

>>16005405
You don't need to commision to be considered a serious waifufag.

>> No.16005413

>>16005402
And how sure are you of that?
I just don't post her here because I don't feel like laying that out for all to see.

>> No.16005414

>>16005401
Just you wait. That Wisp is going to be with a womb full of cum!

>> No.16005415

>>16005402
This. I'd limit it to at least somebody that has commisioned, begged, borrowed or stealed art of her.

Just look at how much free shit gazerfag has gotten outside his commissions because he's just that obsessed. He goes out and does the legwork.

>> No.16005416

>>16005402
>trying to define what a waifu is
Also if we're to go by the Japanese equivalent of the word, they don't take it as seriously and multiple waifus are a thing.

>> No.16005423

>>16005388
Definitely less than 50

I'd say 30 something at most if you include people anyone who ever claimed to have a waifu

>>16005392
Let's see what I can remember
Going by their waifu:
Multiple Dragons
Multiple Vampire
Multiple Hellhounds
Multiple Anubis
Multiple (?) Lilims
Holstaur
Troll
Manticore
Apophis
Wyvern
Minotaur
Scylla
Mindflayer
Jabberwock
Gazer
Miia
Khepri

>> No.16005424

>>16005415
Gazerfag is broken as fuck. I've gotten four pieces and it was pretty hard.

>> No.16005428

>>16005416
>Also if we're to go by the Japanese equivalent of the word
We're not Japanese. Otherwise "loli" would have an entirely different meaning here.

>> No.16005431

>>16005423
>Multiple (?) Lilims

I get the feeling it's only a matter of time before someone waifus their own OC lilim

>> No.16005434

>>16005431
That sounds pretty funny. I want tobe here when that happens.

>> No.16005438

>>16005376
Cant speak for any one else but I've never looked at a shitstorm and thought to myself "Oh no, they're at it again. I don't feel like writing anymore."

If anything, the thread being shit is incentive to leave the tab for a while and focus on writing.

>The act of writefagging comes from an interest and investment in the thread.
I write because I have a shitty story to tell. I post it here because out of the scant few places that are even relevant to the stories, this is the only place I care to upload to - because I reside here and at times I take inspiration from here.

As for why I upload at all if I'm so fixated on writing for myself, it's because there's no active demerit to posting here and there's always the slim hope some one will offer criticism. I'm under no illusion that it's some form of investment into the thread.

>> No.16005440

>>16005414
Well quit typing and get drawing, bro.

>> No.16005442

>>16005423
>Holst
No.
>Troll
No.
>Manticore
No.
>Minotaur
No.

And that's being generous.

>> No.16005443

>>16005431
So like Pygmalion, except sadder cuz they ain't coming to life anytime soon

>> No.16005444

>>16005423
You're missing quite a few and those lilims are creations rather than waifus.

>> No.16005445

>>16005431
I would not waifu my own creation. I see her like a daughteru, mostly.

>> No.16005446

>>16005434
The list of OC lilims should have the authors too purely to monitor them

Just because they didn't announce they waifued their OC doesn't mean they didn't waifu her deep down

>> No.16005447

>>16005423
>Didn't mention Gremlinfag
Makes me sad. Look, I even translate bonus pics all the time in here.
Come to think of it, I've been putting off that Lich pic for a while now. Although I was waiting for Ice Queen. Might as well do it now.

>> No.16005448

Does anyone have the pastebin of that panty raider story?

>> No.16005451

>>16005446
I think they are too obvious for the need to list them.
Shit, I gas on about mybown too often.

>> No.16005454

>>16005446
I think they are too obvious for the need to list them.
Shit, I gas on about my own too often.

>> No.16005455

People are forgetting that "favourite monstergirl" does not equal "waifu". Even if you really, really like a certain girl or profile archetype.
Especially if it's just a generic profile, really.

>> No.16005456

>>16005451
>>16005454
Site fucked up for you too?

>> No.16005458

>>16005442
I can tell you that there's at least one manticorefag and the same for Holst. Talked to one of the guys with a Holst waifu, he's a chill guy but can't afford commissions.

>> No.16005460

>>16005423
>no KDF

>> No.16005463

>>16005442
I'm pretty sure for all of them

Manticore and Apophis might have been anons just discussing and not being serious about it but I'd be surprised if there weren't anyone who waifus them

>>16005444
Yeah I just said what I recalled at the moment, I already remembered a few more

Lich
Wight
Gnome
Kejourou (that's a big one to miss)
This guy >>16004675
And maybe Sahuagin although I don't think he ever said she was his waifu

>> No.16005467

>>16005423
Well there's also the ones with human waifus if we count them, I think there are at least two.

>> No.16005470

>>16005423
Don't we have a Lich-fag?

>> No.16005471

>>16005456
How is it for you? Trouble posting?

>> No.16005473

>>16005463
Not waifufags. They might have said those girls are their waifus; it doesn't make them waifufags in the slightest.

>> No.16005476 [DELETED] 

>>16005442
Fuck you, you can't tell me who my waifu is and isn't.

>> No.16005478

>>16005455
>>16005473
You really just want to keep people out of your clubhouse, don't you?

>> No.16005480

>>16005463
Oh, and there is also that Salamander bro.

>> No.16005484

>>16005442
>>16005473
Fuck you, you can't tell me who my waifu is and isn't.

>> No.16005485

>>16005463
>Wight waifufag
Doesn't exist, nor does the 'writefag' who associates them self with them.

>> No.16005486

>>16005463
>this guy
Hello. Whats going on? Just got off work.

>> No.16005487

Isn't a waifu fag characteristic by obsession?
We only have Wock gazer and Miiafag in that respect

>> No.16005489

>>16005473
You're either a butthurt waifufag mad that your exclusive club isn't as exclusive as you thought or a non-waifufag trying to be an expert on the matter.
>>16005487
Not exactly, there's a lot of waifufags who choose not to flaunt it. That isn't exclusive to these threads. I'm very quiet about my waifu and have been that way for 8 years now.

Either way you're full of shit.

>> No.16005494

>>16005447
>Didn't mention Gremlinfag
I'm sorry, it's just that her profile is not even out yet and so I got confused

>I even translate bonus pics all the time in here.
I didn't know the guy who loved Gremlins is also the one who translated the bonus pics, thanks for your work

>>16005487
I spend 2h+ a day with my waifu, we go on dates once a month and we also write each other weekly letters
I told my best friend about her, I wear a symbolic ring and whenever someone asks me about it I say that I have a fiancé overseas

I rarely talk about all of this in thread because it doesn't feel right to do so
I'm sure plenty of anons are like me right?

>> No.16005498

Does anyone have the pastebin of that panty raider story?

>> No.16005499

>>16005107
You clean up nicely kid--in both senses.

>> No.16005505

>>16005487
High postcount is not a prerequisite of waifuism.

Is anyone else getting connection errors?

>> No.16005506

>>16005478
You really don't understand what the term means and the implications it carries, do you?

>> No.16005508

>>16005494
>spoiler
ye

>> No.16005509

>>16005505
>Is anyone else getting connection errors?

Numerous.

>> No.16005511
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16005511

>>16005423
White Horn belongs to me.

I even liked her before the profile.

One day I'll dare an artfriend to draw her in lewd beach clothing, either with dosh or solids.

>> No.16005512

>>16005505
I am.

>> No.16005513

>>16005505
Yes.

I blame the tanukis.

>> No.16005514

>>16005506
Seeing as my six year anniversary is in November, yeah, I think I might.

>> No.16005517

>>16005487
There are plenty of more obsessed people here, those 3 just have the money to gat lots of art and the balls to post it.

>>16005505
I am, glad it's not just me.

>> No.16005522

>>16005505
>Is anyone else getting connection errors?
Damn Gremlins got in the server room again.

>> No.16005525

>>16005423
>Troll
Someone actually likes this girl enough to waifu one?

>> No.16005528

>>16005499
What?

>> No.16005539

>>16005522
Stop them before they get to the pool!

>> No.16005541

>>16005489
You just seem desperate to try and latch on the to the phrase to try and eke some level of inclusiveness out of it.

>>16005487 is right. Very few actually fit the bill. You can't just call yourself one and ten that's it. Like that thing mentioned earlier with the "claim your waifu" thread. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's a misuse of the term and what it means at its core.
There's no such thing as "waifuing a girl." That's just having a favourite girl. Vast difference.
This discussion has come up multiple times, and the above has always been true.

The only thing which has changed is the propensity of the thread to focus on "waifus", as in monstergirls who are just made by KC to be a perfect hugbox pet/wife/living fucktoy, and the amount of attention they get. Couple that with newfags who don't actually know what the term means and represents, and you've got a recipe for people taking the word and running with to the point of hyperbole and dilution, where it means nothing at all anymore.

>> No.16005548

>>16005514
Then you'll know that the individuals who just occasionally jump out of the woodwork and shout "[Generic profile monstergirl KC made to mass appeal to as many people as possible] is my waifu" aren't waifufags.

>> No.16005554

>>16005486
Oh, we're just talking about waifus, by the way your harem is top tier but I have no clue how you'd manage it

>>16005517
>those 3 just have the money to get lots of art
I guess most have the money to do so, it's just that you need to find your commissions worth the amount you paid for and that's hard to do especially when you're not into art

>>16005525
I was surprised too, apparently her motherly side is attractive to at least someone out there

>> No.16005558

>>16005539
But they might change into swimsuits!

>> No.16005571

>>16005548
I mean yeah, but a lot of the people mentioned earlier do not fall into that. They have a very specific version of the profile girls that they've fallen for, with a known personality.
I should think that qualifies.

>> No.16005574

>>16005554
>it's just that you need to find your commissions worth the amount you paid for and that's hard to do especially when you're not into art
As one who has a 'waifu' and wants to commission art of her, this. I've gotten a couple pieces done, but finding artists is the worst.

>> No.16005576

Alright, so what qualifies a waifufag /mgt/?

>> No.16005581

>>16005541
>You just seem desperate to try and latch on the to the phrase to try and eke some level of inclusiveness out of it.
You missed the part where I said that I have had a waifu for 8 years, she's a monster girl but not really thread relevant so I don't post here here. Heck I don't post her anywhere because I don't like showing her off but that doesn't mean I don't have merchandise all over my desk of her and a folder with multiple gigs of art.

All I'm saying is that it's wrong to judge others who say they're waifufags because everyone has their own level of commitment just like in real relationships.

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16005582

>>16005554
>no clue how you'd manage it
A big heart and an open mind, conditioned with strong willpower, can overcome anything.
On a different note, I kind of wish people would open up a bit more to non MGE girls, but I do understand that MGE is always going to have a good deal of influence here.

>> No.16005591

>>16005576
The amounts of love the girl gets.

>> No.16005595

>>16005582
MGE is the one which panders the most to autists, so of course it'll have the most influence here.

Hell, there's someone here who screams "Scatfats RREEEEEEE" every time Murenase is mentioned. That should give you an idea of the kind of people we're dealing with here.

>> No.16005601

>>16005581
Is she Saya?

>> No.16005602

>>16005591
But what quantifies that love? Commissions? Stories? Regular shitposting?

>> No.16005609

>>16005591
Not true, I never post my waifu here and I love her.

>> No.16005611

>tfw my waifu is a 2hu but not a mg
Well, I can't really contribute to this discussion.

Wanna talk about fit and firm Oni butts?

>> No.16005612

>>16005576
Obsession. And also that obsession has to be evident enough here to acknowledge. "I'm totally just as obsessed as those guys like Miiafag but I just don't show it." doesn't really cut it. Because there's no proof.

So basically there might be a lot more waifufags than the obvious three, but if they like keeping a low profile then it shouldn't bother them not to be taken seriously as waifufags. That's what they want in the end right? To fly under the radar.

>> No.16005614

>>16005602
Dedication to her.

>>16005609
The amounts of love you give to her inyour mind.

>> No.16005615

>>16005581
>Six year anniversary
>8 years
So which is it?

Well, that could just be a typo. Who's to say.
But no-one's judging people who say they're waifufags. Just saying they're wrong, and not, because they aren't.
The core aspect of a waifufag has always been obsession. And obsession without action to back it up, wherever it's learning to draw, writing, buying hundreds of dollars worth of merch, or going out in public and proposing to a cardboard cutout of her, isn't really obsession.

It's the whole thing with normalfags trying to appropriate terms and phrases to try and fit in with a crowd, because suddenly that crowd seems cool for whatever reason.

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16005622

>>16005595
Yeah, but you can just ignore those fools. Eventually they go away after a while. Also damn, am I that noticable? I only really post every thread or so.Oh well

>> No.16005629

>>16005498
anyone? The guy who did a bunch of guides for the different monster types? I can't find him in the normal pastebin.

>> No.16005632

>>16005622
>Also damn, am I that noticable? I only really post every thread or so.Oh well
Huh?

>> No.16005634

>>16005601
|Yuyuko
>>16005615
So which is it?
8, like I originally said. You're the one making mistakes. >>16005489 was the first post I made on the subject.
>normalfag boogieman
Post disregarded.

>> No.16005641

>>16005629
What are you talking about? Nobody ever did anything of the sort.
Are you sure you're not delusional?

>> No.16005643

>>16005595
I'd say MGE has some of the best unique designs with girls like Hellhound and Shoggoth. Not to say that the monstergirls in other works are bad or boring, I just think KC nailed it with some of his girls.

>> No.16005644

>>16005622
Damn that's a nice bapho. All she;s missing is black feather wings to make the design 10/10

>> No.16005646

>>16005582
I've seen non-MGE girls being talked about a few times without backlash
If you don't force it and people actually like the girl there is no issue, but yeah this thread is 99.9% MGE at this point

That's a big butt

>> No.16005647

>>16005634
>yuyuko
Nice. I waifu Byakuren myself, mate.

>> No.16005650

>>16005641
He's probably talking about the MGU panty raids that went down the dorms for each type of girl their danger level and how to raid panties.

>> No.16005654

>>16005650
So much for screwing with him.

>> No.16005656

>>16005634
Okay, then.
The casual gaming trend. Evidence of the "boogieman" in action influencing an entire media industry.

>>16005514
>>16005581
You said six first.

>> No.16005657

>>16005654
n-no bully

>> No.16005658

>>16005656
I am six year man and I am not that guy.

>> No.16005664

>>16005647
Great taste.
>>16005656
That first one wasn't me you nignog.

>> No.16005665

>>16005658
Ah, now I see.

>> No.16005666

>>16005658
Six year olds shouldn't be using the computer.

>> No.16005668

>>16005629
It happened, but the guy deleted his Pastebin a while back. All the stories are gone.

>> No.16005674
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16005674

>>16005582
I await the day we get a saberfaced monstergirl Servant.

>> No.16005693

>>16005674
I'd prefer no more Saber clones.
And don't you dare mention the one Leader who is TOTALLY not Saber at all, even as Alter.

We need more beauties like the healthy on in your pick.

>> No.16005696

>>16005674
If only she was a soft as her body is, granted, this artist traded some of her curves for some softness but that's fine.

>> No.16005703

>>16005674
Nothing like girls trying on a costume they were naively and non-pervertedly enthused about as a youth, now when they're older. Cute stuff.

>> No.16005707

>>16005125
Oh man, that was really cute. But it's not quite what I was looking for. I'll write a bit to form the question better.

------

He was staring at her again. Not that he would know, but his attempts at subtlety were anything but. While he was able to stay out her visual range, it didn't hide the fact that he was still quite visible to everything and everyone else. To put it simply, she only had to watch the mirrors and the people around her to know that he was around, watching her. He wasn't watching her all the time, but the times that he was made her happy. She knew she couldn't act on it. He couldn't love her if she did.

Visually, she was the woman he loved: some dark, tanned, and athletic girl, a regular at a store where he worked. She wore the clothes that she knew would get his attention, the ones that highlighted her toned and supple rear and brought her now-sizable chest to display. She styled herself to suit his tastes, putting her brown hair in a lazy updo and wearing small bits of makeup. She carried herself in a way that appealed to him, her movements light and bouncy, smiling all the while. That wasn't enough for him. She had to be unattainable for him. The sun to his flower. So perfect and special that his own insignificance was emphasized. It was why he was content with watching. Dreaming.

That last part was her fault. It was the first time she came to him. She ignored the niggling suggestions in the back of her mind and approached him, unaware of what would happen. When she started speaking, she could smell it off him. Despair. Anxiety. Guilt. His expression said it all: "What was he doing? How dare he stand here? After being such a creep, how dare he speak to her?" In the end, she could only speak to him as customer, a minute exchange that resulted in nothing of importance.

She followed him back to his home in secret in the twilight hours of the night. He was already in bed when she found him, too tired to stay awake any longer. He tossed and turned, wrestling with his own thoughts. She did what she thought would help. A man who found the woman he loved naked and on top of him would be a happy one, right? She had never felt such guilt and fear in her life. He was afraid of dirtying her. That being with her, he would turn her as crooked as he was. In the end, she could only bring him to sleep, forcing him to regard the experience as a dream. She prayed that her kisses would bring him some relief.

>> No.16005709

>>16005707

It became a ritual for her: to go back to his place and kiss him in his sleep. He slept calmly when she did, the demonic energy turning her love to something that made his heart beat more steadily and strongly. As she followed this daily routine, she saw things she never would have hoped to during the day. Some were perverted, like the shape of his nipples or his dick threatening to poke out of his boxers (she couldn't help herself whenever he popped one; she was a monster after all. Those nights, he slept more comfortably than most). But she mostly saw things she could never hope to see unless she got close. His chest cresting and falling as he breathed. His arms around her waist. His whispers of her name on his lips.

As she posed the garment around her body, she watched him sneaking glances at her through the mirror. As he stole glances at her, her poses became more bold, more seductive. She wanted him to remember this. It couldn't last forever. She would have eventually stop. She would have to continue this charade, if only for his sake. As she turned around to grab a new dress from the racks, she saw one last look of longing from him. Her heart felt heavy.

---

Alright, so bit of writefaggotry aside, my question becomes this: Does the doppelganger stay something he wants: a women that he can only ever hope to have in his fantasies (something safe and comfortable and uncomplicated on his end), or become something he needs: someone who can help him deal with his insecurities and let him love her freely (something that has the possibility of backfiring horribly)?

>> No.16005711

>>16005595
To be fair I'm more irritated than anything in Murenase over the fact that it's pure pandering fuel that ignores pretty much every law of nature. Yes, I get that it's ecchi but there's no reason for a wolf like Lanka to go for a human when her species' male counterparts would have knotted cocks.

>> No.16005714

>>16005711
>Yes, I get that it's ecchi but there's no reason for a wolf like Lanka to go for a human when her species' male counterparts would have knotted cocks.
Wait, is knotted cocks an advantage here?
That just sounds like something that'd be painful to a tiny girl like Lanka.

>> No.16005728

>>16005668
fucking shit
im upset over this

>> No.16005742

>>16005622
That Bapho is strong!

I bet she's a boss fight with 3 stages!

>> No.16005744

>>16005742
And each stage is a different way to "fight" her partner in bed through a different fetish. She'll have him crying and begging her to stop in no time!

>> No.16005772

>>16005711
>>16005714
Drop it now that you can

>> No.16005775

>>16005742
First stage she's just an unarmed loli Baphomet who uses a wide array of spells

After you defeat her she makes a comment about you making things difficult then her scythe suddenly appears and she switches to a much faster and aggressive fighting style

If you somehow defeat her again she gets extremely pissed off and goes on a long rant about how you're forcing to her to reveal her true unsightly form that she had sealed away centuries ago
After an over the top transformation scene she become like >>16005622 pic related

>> No.16005783

>>16005595
>autists
>we
Oh boy.

>> No.16005789

>>16005714
I'm not going any further because the manga, while enjoyable, exists purely to cause shitstorms.

>> No.16005798

I want to serve a flat out fat devil!

I want to bake her cakes, carry her everywhere, and have her engage in face sitting before ordering me to do ever more difficult and demeaning tasks!

I want her to wake up from the nightmare and do a quick double check to make sure that she's the one who serves me and not the other way around.

>> No.16005814

>>16005798
>>>/d/
Fat fetish goes over here

>> No.16005822

>>16005814
Except it was all a nightmare and she's a loli when I wake up.

>> No.16005827

>>16005822
Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

>> No.16005834

>>16005827
yes.
Yes I do.

>> No.16005838

>>16005834
Well a game has a winner.

>> No.16005842

>>16005838
And I'd say I won this one.

>> No.16005846

>>16005709
Something he needs.

>> No.16005849

>>16005842
In /mgt/ there are no winners.

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16005852

>>16005798
>>16005814
>>16005822
>>16005827
>>16005834
>>16005838
>>16005842
Ladies please, you're both beautiful.

>> No.16005860

>>16005852
Whatchu talkin' about anon?
I'm quite happy with a bottom heavy, thick thighed devil.

>> No.16005871

>>16004625
Straddles my chest.

>> No.16005882

Wasn't all too sure what "一挙一同" meant. figured it was another kind of idiom about an all-encompassing action, like being really sensitive or something. Anyway, here's the Lich pics translation. Nothin' really new here.

>経箱が壊れたリッチは普段の様子など見る影も無く,夫の一挙一同によがり狂い,喘ぎ声をあげる。この状態では,夫を求める以外に思考が働くわけがない。

"A Lich with a broken phylactery will seem like a shadow of her former self, the slightest touch from her husband will send her into delirium, as her breath gets heavier. In this state, she will be unable to work or think of anything but her husband"

>> No.16005893
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16005893

>>16005860
>Bottom-heavy Devil and her Demon mom making you the cream topping to a blueberry pie

>> No.16005904

>>16005065
Good, I'm not an alp.

>> No.16005908

>>16005893
Exactly.
Delicious blue demons.
A little bit of health would be welcome as well

>> No.16005910

>>16005893
Not now boner.

>> No.16005913

>>16005882
So that's how you defeat a Lich.

>> No.16005923

>>16005882
So if her thing breaks she'll focus entirely on you?
Sound like a regular girl thing, am I right fellows?

>> No.16005929

>>16005908
Fuck off.

>> No.16005933

>>16005929
Could it be?
Has our canadian overlord returned once more?

>> No.16005954
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16005954

>>16005852

>> No.16005958

>>16005954
How big a bottom/thighs can Elin get?

>> No.16005960
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16005960

i wanna belly rub a shy jinko and flusher her!

>> No.16005972

I want to be the ray of light in a cake's dreary office life. I want to be there without fail, waiting up for her with dinner warm and a bath heated.

>> No.16005975

Okay time for the important questions.

Which Monster girl is the best to princess carry?

Which Monster girl is the best to be princess carried by?

>> No.16005977

>>16005958
I think the limit would be they stop being structurally sound.

>> No.16005980

>>16005975
>Which Monster girl is the best to princess carry?
Waifu
>Which Monster girl is the best to be princess carried by?
Waifu

>> No.16005981

>you will never get a commission from funk because the poke/furfags will always beat you to him
These fucks. These fucks. These fucks need to be gassed.

>> No.16005983

>>16005975
>Vampire ojou sama
>Vampire ojou sama after a long bloodsucking session that ends with her laying on top of you giving lots of love

>> No.16005984

>>16005975
>Which Monster girl is the best to princess carry?
Dormouse
>Which Monster girl is the best to be princess carried by?
Jinko

>> No.16005985

>>16005954
>that ass on the first one
Hnnngh.

>> No.16005989

>>16005975
Dragon for both.

>> No.16005992

>>16005977
That sounds pretty big.

>>16005960
Big muscled and shy?
Would she have dork glasses?

>> No.16005996

>>16005908
>>16005910
It doesn't help that every time I replay that scenario in my head Demon-mom becomes a doppleganger of her daughter to fuck with the MC even more, not knowing if he's dicking the hen or the egg.

God I love oyakodon.

>> No.16006001
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16006001

>>16005992
Yes, jinkos can be smart too!

>> No.16006008

>>16006001
Look at how smart that Jinko is, she can even speak japanese.

>> No.16006009

>You will never walk into a portal leading to MGland for the purpose of exploratory journalism.
>You will never meet a Crow Tengu doing the same for your world.
>You will never hang out and interview each other.
>It will never suddenly turn into a marriage interview.
This particular fantasy made me like Crow Tengus way more then I ever used to.

>> No.16006011

>>16005992
Well, that's more of an opinion, really. What one person deems structurally sound, another may not.

>> No.16006013

>>16005996
That would be nice.
Especially when they do double hotdogs.

>>16006001
Nerdy jinkos are adorable.

>> No.16006017

>>16005996
Why not have the devil doppelgang herself into the demon mom, flip the dynamic entirely for a night?

>> No.16006019

Say your waifu has a job working late and often comes home tired.

Would you actually do the whole "Dinner, bath or me?" thing? And if you do how would she react the first time you do it?

>> No.16006023
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>>16005958
Elin thighs can be pretty extreme.

>> No.16006032

The devil is in the details, or sometimes, in your bed.

>> No.16006035

>>16006019
Of course, I would even do a little wink. If work was really annoying she is pinning me right there and fucking until none of us can move, if she's just really tired then I'm carrying her to bath and attending to all her needs, after that I'll do the "Ahnnnn~" thing while feeding her and bedtime is going to be filled with cuddles and massages.

>> No.16006039

>>16006023
Wanna get them real extreme then!
She'll be the biggest!

>> No.16006073

>>16005954
Far bottom right is clearly the best one

>> No.16006075

Whats the best time to post a new piece of writing for maximum (you)'s? I'm asking for a friend

>> No.16006077

>>16006075
Nowish until another 4 hours. Eye-catching pictures help.

>> No.16006080

>>16006075
post now so i can read it.
will provide a (you)

>> No.16006085
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>tfw I'll never be a Wizard and conjure up a spell strong enough to force every MG in the world into nice non-lewd clothing for a full day

Damn it all to hell, I just want to teach those perverts there place!

It's not even harming anyone!

>> No.16006088

>>16006075
Next thread, maybe on monday.

Nah, most likely people will be talking about the new girl.

>> No.16006090

>>16006080
No i gotta finish it first
My friend has gotta finish it first

>> No.16006098

>>16006088
Is new girl this week? I thought it was only one week since white horn?

>> No.16006103

>>16006075
About right now a few years ago

>> No.16006104

>>16006098
I lose track of time very easily.

>> No.16006112

>>16006098
KC should be uploading a profile in the next few days. Ice Queen or someone brand new.

>> No.16006129

>>16006073
I prefer top left and the one in the third column and third row from left to right.

>> No.16006142

>>16006085
>Be Wizard-Anon
>Spend entire month collecting nothing but panties to use for your ritual, size, colour and style are essential
>Thousands upon thousands of pairs of panties
>Burned for their degeneracy
>Unleash the magic, feeling the very fabric of reality bend around you
>Turn on your news feeds, every city across the world is erupting into chaos, monsters forced into conservative 1950s era clothing
>Exhausted, slump into your easy chair
>It's going to take at least a week to recuperate, good thing you're in your patented WIZ-BIZ (tm) tower
>Suddenly, the door is blasted off its hinges and flies into the wall, trying to move your head takes herculean force of will, but you can feel the pure magic in the air
>Ara-Ara tier Dark Magus strolls in, her clothing having shifted into the robes of a holy mother cleric
"So, tell me little boy. How long will this charade last?"
>Smirk and tell her a full day, and since she's in conservative clothing she can't do anything lewd to you
>She blinks once, twice, leaning forward and suffocating you in twin marshmallows
"Arara, you may have the power. But you lack... Imagination. Very well then, I'll take you as my pupil, but first... a supplementary lesson <3~"
>TFW getting lewded against the laws of nature by Dark Magus

>> No.16006196

>>16006112
Does anyone have that order that was posted however many threads ago on hand?

>> No.16006206
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The weak should fear the strong

>> No.16006211

>>16006142
Mage is neutral
Magus is male
Maga is female

>> No.16006213

>>16006206
That image is still one of Loen's weakest, in my opinion. Everything about it just kind of rubs me the wrong way.

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Ok dude, you really need to stop fooling around and start getting ready for bed.

>> No.16006220

>>16006213
But it's so fun looking. And Gazer sized Wock Thighs.

>> No.16006224

>>16006214
Hell no nigga, I need to finish work.

>> No.16006226

>>16006214
But it's only 8:30!

>> No.16006232

>>16006214
You really need to start losing some weight Ran!

>> No.16006236

>>16006232
Nah, that's pretty much good.

>> No.16006239

>>16006226
It's actually 11:30 PM

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>>16006142
The only thing I saw in my head was this scene but with panties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJ3Yv_vgUc

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>TFW spending all day procrastinating from writing shit tier stuff
>TFW Ganbatte-fairy never comes

>> No.16006260

>>16006196
Ice Queen
Griffon
Trumpart
Atlach-Nacha
Dark Mage
Zombie Dragon
Gremlin
Automaton
Kamaitachi
Ochimusha
Nurarihyon

>> No.16006269

>>16006214
I'm not you're dude, matey.

>> No.16006293

>>16006259
Turn off your internet my friend.

>> No.16006319

>>16006259
>He hasn't yet come up with a writing method that allows him to write a sentence or two per hour to avoid procrastination and still be productive

Writefag fairy has a message for you. It says git gud

>> No.16006330

>>16006206
>>16006220
What are the best thickest thighs?

>> No.16006334

>>16006319
Hi Losenis.

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>>16006214
I want a milky fox mom.

>> No.16006360

>>16006330
Wightloli/Wightmom.

>> No.16006393

>>16006347
O-oh. Oh my.

>> No.16006402

>>16006347
>Be reincarnated Milky Fox's lover
>Grow up hand-weened on goat's milk after some travelers found you
>Fox's face when she meets you, recognizes you, and finds out that you've never tasted breast milk before
>Starts lactating spontaneously
>TFW forcefully nursed by busty fox

>> No.16006411

>>16006402
>forcefully
smug_looking_fox.png

>> No.16006412

>>16006347
I want a milky fox mom who likes to wear latex leotards and catsuits.

>> No.16006434

>>16006393
>>16006402
>>16006412
Stop talking about my okaa-san like that.

>> No.16006455

>>16006434
>RP

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While we're on the topic, had a dream where I moved in with my kitsune wife's mother in the country with our daughter. That was nice.
Anybody else have a MG related dream recently?

>> No.16006493

>>16006457
I wish. The most recent one involved me waking up to a Kikimora straddling me in her sleep.

I can still feel the warmth of her cheek on my chest, and the tickling of her feathers against my skin

>> No.16006499

>>16006457
>Anybody else have a MG related dream recently?
I've never had a MG related dream.

>> No.16006502

>>16006457
I never dream of monstergirls

>> No.16006506

>>16006499
>>16006502
You're just not trying hard enough.

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Sub draws the best mofu

>> No.16006512

>>16006457
The closest thing I can remember was this dream where this asian girl hugged me from behind and introduced herself to me as my girlfriend, but something about her seemed off.
I wish that dream had never ended. That me seemed happy.

>> No.16006515

>>16006510
Is that a newer piece?

>> No.16006521

>>16006457
I had one where an Alice was trying to wake me up by showering me with kisses and slowly grinding into my hips

>> No.16006527

>>16006457
i had one a while back,
i was swimming with a manticore and she had a shower cap on her tail pussy and spines
we were cuddling and she used her wings to keep us buoyant

also had one of my waifu, it was only for a second, it was kinda like a reference sheet for a character or something
it wasn't much but it's better than nothing, soon i will have a proper dream about her

>>16006515
he just posted it iirc

>> No.16006552

>>16006457
I've had a couple but each one has been nothing but something terrible or things I don't want to happen with them. I've had these for a while now and I'm really unsure why I even dream these in the first place

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